06-18-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: June 18, 2025 Host/Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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1. Commitment to Community Service [00:08 - 04:57]

The episode kicks off with Bret Vesely sharing his collaboration with Shane Orlando from Orlando Auto Body, emphasizing the importance of dedication both in business and personal life. Bret passionately recounts his involvement with the Phoenix Rescue Mission and Operation Hydration, detailing a recent trip to Maryvale where he and his team distributed water to the homeless.

Bret Vesely [00:30]: "I have now seen firsthand how [Operation Hydration] works. And it's remarkable."

Dick Toledo interjects humorously during this segment but ultimately acknowledges the gravity of the situation.

2. Insights on Assisting the Homeless [04:57 - 16:25]

Bret delves deeper into his experience, highlighting the effectiveness of humanizing the issue beyond stereotypes. He shares poignant interactions with individuals like Justin, a HOPE coach, who has transformed his life from homelessness and addiction to becoming a beacon of hope for others.

Bret Vesely [07:42]: "It was unreal. I watched this guy really know how to handle the situation, and it changed my perspective entirely."

Brady Bogen adds to the discussion by emphasizing the importance of empathy and the impact of organized efforts in making a difference.

Brady Bogen [14:01]: "There are people who do. There are places who do. And it does make a difference."

3. WNBA and Sophie Cunningham's On-Court Fight [28:51 - 33:18]

The conversation shifts to sports, specifically focusing on Sophie Cunningham of the Indiana Fever. The hosts discuss her recent altercation on the court, praising her martial arts skills and ability to handle high-pressure situations.

Bret Vesely [91:05]: "She showed some skill last night in her little fight. Sophie could have gone to jail, but she handled it like a pro."

Dick Toledo adds commentary on the importance of having a plan in the workplace to handle unexpected confrontations, drawing parallels to law enforcement training.

4. Fast-Tracking Medical Education Debate [29:34 - 46:30]

A heated debate ensues regarding the University of Arizona's proposal to offer a three-year medical degree program aimed at addressing the state's doctor shortage. Bret vehemently opposes the idea, arguing that shortening the rigorous education process compromises the quality of medical professionals.

Bret Vesely [32:05]: "Doctoring is real stuff. The only time I say you need to actually go to college is doctors and teachers."

Brady and Bret engage in a back-and-forth exchange, comparing the proposed fast-track program to microwaving a steak—premature and detrimental to quality.

Bret Vesely [42:10]: "We're not talking about the technology being there. We're talking about speeding things up."

5. Graduation and Summer School Critique [72:10 - 88:02]

The hosts critique the societal norms surrounding graduation celebrations, particularly targeting the notion of celebrating summer school graduations. Bret argues that such celebrations undermine the significance of academic achievements and inadvertently encourage mediocrity.

Bret Vesely [77:04]: "Graduations stick. That is true."

John Holmberg shares his personal experience with summer school, reinforcing the sentiment that extending education beyond the standard timeline should not be a cause for celebration.

6. Discussions on Trust and Immigration [89:44 - 143:51]

The conversation takes a turn towards broader social issues, including trust and immigration. Bret shares his fluctuating views on immigration, admitting to inconsistency influenced by personal convenience.

Bret Vesely [142:48]: "If you fall out of my tree that I'm charged $30 a tree for, and you are undocumented, I will bury you and never mention it again."

Brady and Bret debate the complexities of trust in relationships and institutions, emphasizing that trust should be earned rather than given indiscriminately.

Brady Bogen [109:14]: "Having a trusting attitude makes us happier and more satisfied with life."

7. Rock Wars Competition [157:15 - 160:59]

The segment transitions to the weekly "Rock Wars" competition, where listeners submit song suggestions. This week, Brady Bogen wins with "Destroyer" by Static X, highlighting a playful yet competitive aspect of the show.

Bret Vesely [160:59]: "Congratulations Brady. That's Destroyer from Static X. That's never bad when you throw Static X on that's."

8. Additional News and Commentary [44:16 - End]

Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse discussions on various topics, including celebrity news, sports controversies, and humorous takes on everyday situations. Notably, they touch upon incidents involving public figures and provide light-hearted banter to engage listeners.

Bret Vesely [167:56]: "I think if we could just get rid of one thing. The Canadian. I'm for it. We're done."

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Conclusion

June 18, 2025, was a dynamic episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, blending serious discussions on community service and social issues with spirited debates and entertaining segments like Rock Wars. Hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delivered a mix of heartfelt insights and humorous banter, catering to a wide range of listener interests.

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Notable Quotes:

• Bret Vesely [00:30]: "I have now seen firsthand how [Operation Hydration] works. And it's remarkable."
• Brady Bogen [14:01]: "There are people who do. There are places who do. And it does make a difference."
• Bret Vesely [32:05]: "Doctoring is real stuff. The only time I say you need to actually go to college is doctors and teachers."
• Bret Vesely [42:10]: "We're not talking about the technology being there. We're talking about speeding things up."
• Bret Vesely [77:04]: "Graduations stick. That is true."
• Bret Vesely [142:48]: "If you fall out of my tree that I'm charged $30 a tree for, and you are undocumented, I will bury you and never mention it again."
• Bret Vesely [160:59]: "Congratulations Brady. That's Destroyer from Static X. That's never bad when you throw Static X on that's."

Note: Timestamps correspond to the provided transcript and are indicated in brackets.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

Hey, everybody, it's John Holmberg from the Morning Sickness talking to Shane Orlando from Orlando Auto Body. Now, Shane, I take great pride in saying I stand with someone when I tell a listener to go to their shop. I know why. You tell me what's different for a KUPD listener to go to Orlando Auto Body than anywhere else? Well, first of all, we've been in the valley here for over 34 years. We do a quality job. We work for you, not the insurance companies. So we can work together to make sure your listeners are getting the customer service they deserve. If your car's been wrecked and you need that thing fixed the right way, get on over there now. Orlandoautobody.com what is daddication? The thing that drives me every day as a dad is Dariona. We call him Dae Date for short. Every day he's hungry for something, whether it's attention, affection, knowledge. And there's this huge responsibility in making sure that when he's no longer under my wing that he's a good person. I want him to be able to sit back one day and go, we worked together. We did a good job.

[John Holmberg]

That's dedication.

[Brett]

Find out [e-mail] brought to you by the U.S. department of Health and Human Services and the Ad Council.

[Dick Toledo]

You thought that was funny?

[Brett]

Morning sickness. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Good. Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It's 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brett, there's Brady, there's Toledo. Went the other way this morning. How you doing? It is gloriously hot outside today and it's gonna keep going that way. And there's nothing wrong with that. It's beautiful. I have got to say, as I start my day, the only thing I've been thinking about since yesterday afternoon when I left this place. Oops, sorry. I was gonna say, wow, you really left this place. Yeah, there's still. You can still hear me leaving. I went out yesterday with McFeely and Heather from our sales department and Amy and we went out with the. The people from Phoenix Rescue Mission, Operation Hydration, everything you do on Thursday to get the water and all you guys donating water and stuff. And this is. This was eye opening. We went to Brett Brace herself Maryvale.

[John Holmberg]

Oh my.

[Brett]

Right by. And Brett, I got out of My car in Maryvale, right by the Brewers Park. Yes. There's not.

[John Holmberg]

It is not set you claiming home.

[Brett]

Exactly. And we went to a couple of areas over there where, you know, some people who are in need congregate. And first things first, I have not been recognized in public like that in a long time. They knew me immediately. The one guy says, I know you. As we're walking up, I know that guy right there. That's Holmberg. And I'm like, oh, my God. And he was awesome. He was so cool. You know, the one thing that, you know, you're told about when you go, you know, it was Sean from Phoenix Rescue Mission and a guy named Justin who is a HOPE coach. Basically. The guy goes out there, he has his own story. He was in. He was homeless for a while. He was an addict for a bit, but he straightened himself up and got better. His brother was killed. His story's remarkable. And he. He was just kind of like in charge of this whole thing. So we, we walked up to people who were out in the street. I lasted 45 minutes, and I love the heat. I lasted 45 minutes where they were, which was sitting under. When you're stationary in the heat, it attacks you. These people didn't have anywhere to go. And they were, you know, there's a couple places you can stop and whatever. And even Justin said, hey, some of these folks, he first, he'd warned you, he goes, hey, you. You might see some drug stuff for actually them using. So just don't, don't bat an eye. Don't say anything. It might happen. And we didn't. But, you know, he says, unless offered. Right, Right, if. Yeah, if you want some, it's right here. But it was. It was unreal. And then just hearing the stories of the people and there were two. Two different spots we stopped where there was three or four guys sitting in the shade. They had their pets, they had jobs. You know, it was eye opening to. To see that it, you know, that it wasn't, you know, just. I'm not trying like they were trying. They're in trouble and they're trying. One guy's girlfriend kicked him out and he lost his job the same week because he kind of lost his cool, you know, after his girlfriend kicked him out. He wasn't exactly 100% normal. His kid lives at the house, so he didn't go to work a couple of days, and he's got some problems there and he canned him. And he said, now I got nowhere to live. And I mean, it Was just the dominoes of all these things that had gone wrong. Now they will give you their life story if you ask. And it's always kind of a similar situation, which is, this happened to me. I'm not exactly their victims, right?

[Brady]

In a way.

[Brett]

But in a couple of instances, I watched this Justin guy work and he walked up to people and everything changed. He's magic. He walked up to a couple guys and he goes, you know, basically he's like, you know, if you want help, it's right here in front of you. And then he said, you gotta stop blaming everybody else. And the dude just broke down and said, I need it, I want it. What do I do? And I think like this morning he's gonna go. The people that want help, it's there. And I watched it happen. And it was. It was outrageous. It was mind boggling. I won't say it was like a life. Cause it wasn't. But it was definitely an eye opening. Like not so much that the, you know, people who are homeless or addicts or whatever, people on the street. I understand that plight. That's been told a million times. What I never knew was the dude who helps and what he deals with and what he does and how delicate that is. And this Justin guy.

[Brady]

And never ending.

[Brett]

And never ending. Justin does it every day. As often as, you know, the day is. Has the sun come up. He's doing this and he's like, I do it every day and I know my way around. It was remarkable to watch him kind of visually recognize in the group which dude is going to be the one that looks at me and says, I'm.

[Brady]

Ready, I'm going to get out.

[Brett]

Some of them don't. Some of them like the life. Some of them are like, this is, this is for me. Like, I'll get my money, I'll do my thing. And this is for me. I'm also shocked at how many of them have pets. And the pets are the most important thing in their lives. And they're actually, when I walked up yesterday, they were being. The pets are being treated so much better than they're treating themselves or anyone around them. It was amazing. So I just wanted to start it all off by saying what we're doing when we do the water drive and what we do, Operation Hydration. I have now seen firsthand how that works. And it's remarkable. Nobody, and I mean nobody could walk up to that and still have the same losers. That attitude is. Is gone when you humanize the issue. And I'm guilty of that as anybody else is. And there are bad people, there are losers, there are people taking advantage of stuff, but not everybody. And it's easy to throw a blanket over that, and it's easy to drive by it. And also the other thing, it was like when I went on my cop ride along, it's places I drive by, and I wouldn't have seen it had I not gotten out of the car and had Justin go, come with me. And then you realize there's 40 people just sitting around in a park that I would have not even seen that.

[Brady]

You're thinking, oh, they're just hanging out at a park.

[Brett]

No. You know, immediately, like, if you drove by, you probably wouldn't even notice there's anyone at the park. They're invisible until you're like, look. Until someone says, look. And I'm like, oh, my God, when did that. I don't know how many times I've driven by 52nd street in the overpass and whatever. And yesterday I noticed that there's probably 30 or 40. What the hell is going on with this machine? It is. I don't know what's happening with this thing. It's doing its own thing.

[John Holmberg]

It is terrible, though. It is terrible seeing him over there.

[Brett]

You know what happened? It was. You know what happened was the. It was. That's Gomer Dave put in a new system over here. And it is feather light to the touch. So if I actually bump this thing, something's going to happen. You're going to hear, gomer babies. All I have to do is brush my finger on. Anyway, so I started to kind of. It was. It was the exact same thing as when I went on my police ride along is my police ride along with my cop buddy Ben at dusk. Said, you feel that? I'm like, what? And he goes, sun just went down. He goes, you're gonna start seeing stuff. And I'm like, what? He goes, the city changes at night. And I'm like, really? And I. These places that I'd driven by a million times that I'd looked in and I'd seen and I. With my own eyes, I'd looked into the parking lots and I just drove by. And then he took me in there. And I'm like, where do all these people come from? It's like field of Dreams. I'm like, there's a hundred people here. I've driven by this every day. Where he goes, are here every day. I'm like, what? I've driven past this every day, and I have not seen this.

[Brady]

It's like your eyes are opened.

[Brett]

Yeah. Your eyes don't care to see it. You got your own stuff going on here, your own responsibles. And I'm not saying, you know, go out and look around for it. You know, live your life, do your thing. But when you're out with the intention of saying, where is it? You find it. And it's easy to find. And it's everywhere. And I couldn't believe it, because I would have driven past both of these places and not seen these guys. I literally would have not seen them. And there they were. And you walk up and say, it was unbelievable. And not so much that there is a homeless thing or there is a drug thing or there that I know. I know it exists. What I didn't know was the delicacy of the work that gets done when these guys come up and, man, did they need water. That. It is a weird. Do you guys want water? Was like, who wants a million dollars? The reaction was, you know, the bass feeding the pro shops. Yeah, it was that.

[Brady]

It's like that.

[Brett]

They've got cold water, the fountains at the parks, they shut them off to keep these guys from hanging around. It's crazy. He's like, yeah, that one barely works. And when it does, it's just all hot, hot. Yeah. And he said, and there's nothing you can do. And he said, we'll take it. But when you. You bring them, what you gotta warn them. Don't guzzle this too fast. It'll make you sick. Because they don't have it. So it was. It was less of a gosh, guys, we have it. So Larry text me last night. He goes, have you been thinking all day of how fortunate you are and how amazing it is? I'm like, no, I. I appreciate that every day. Yeah, that's not so. I didn't. I don't look at the downtrodden and say, golly, I'm lucky. I know I've. I've worked for it, but I also know the other side exists. It doesn't change my existence. And. And it. But this. This made me realize what we've done. And I've been negligent on my part for the last two decades to never go out. And you guys should do this, never go out with these people and see what the end result is. To never actually walk up with the water that's being donated and say, hey, guys, this is it. And when they recognize me, it's even worse. The one dude's like, pantera's coming Right. I'm like, you going to that? Come on, man. And I'm like, I'm, you know, you're just talking to people like their people. You don't realize, like, yeah, it's going to be a tough one for me, but, yeah, I'll try to. I'm going to. If I can get back on my feet by August. Do you know it? That's one of my. And I'm like, all right. Unreal. It was unreal. And watching these people work, I just have to immediately start this show by tipping my cap to Justin and everybody like him, Sean, and the people at Phoenix Rescue Mission for letting me go. It's intimidating to the people to have an army of six or seven folks wandering up, you know, for no reason at all. These do gooders that are coming at you. But when we said, who wants water? And you know what else we had that they could not get enough of? Wilderness athlete hydration packs to add to the water. They know what it is. They know it makes them feel better. They were, like, thrilled by it, and they were pouring it in there immediately. And I'm like, man, this stuff is gold.

[Brady]

It's just one day, too.

[Brett]

Imagine gone before we left, giving them two, three bottles at a time. So seeing this lobby all packed with water, what changed is my perspective of what's going on here in the summertime with Operation Hydration and what you guys do when you donate and all the good that it does. I. I didn't. I didn't. I mean, this is. This is essentially me putting my money where my mouth is and kind of following up. And I'm not. Look, trust me, this is not something that I'm gonna go do on a regular basis as far as that. But it did. I don't have that heart.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You know, I just don't have that. Would I do it if they asked me? Want to come help? Sure. But I don't think I have that. That drive to do it. I. I was. I was floored by basically the intricacies and delicacy of how to approach the situation and what they need. And you. If you. If and how fast they tell you we need water, like now, like, water is the most important thing. Nobody's sitting there going, you got money? They want water. It was weird. And now. Yes. Will they take money? Oh, yeah. But when you said, do you want water? Hands just flew in the air. And I was blown away. And it did. It kind of made me. And so yesterday, driving back, went here by the new Circle k up on 52nd street, and. And I looked over, and I'm like, have you guys ever seen this before? And there were probably 25 people under that bridge. Whereas before, I'd see, oh, there's homeless. You know, a few homeless people. But it was just a line of them. That tent thing that they just broke up on the. On ramp getting onto the 202. That's moved over by the Marriott here.

[Brady]

It ebbs and flows.

[Brett]

It is. It is when your eyes kind of go, hey, we just saw a new color. You keep seeing that. It's like when you buy a Ford and you have never had one before, and you're like, oh, this is my new Mustang. And then you start seeing them all over the road. That's what happened yesterday. I'm like, jesus, this is everywhere.

[Brady]

Waymos.

[Brett]

Yeah, this is Waymos. Yeah, this is everywhere. It is. It is frighteningly all over. And I think it's our natural us, you know, every day we have our own problems. We have our own responsibilities, people. It's beyond us to sit and go, there it is again. There it is again. There. We look past it and should. To be honest, the way your brain is gonna go is you should. And I'm not trying to make everybody feel like you're not doing enough, but if you drop off water, somebody else will. Will help with this. That's the thing that I think we all.

[Brady]

There's so many people that have done it in the. Over the years and do it every year.

[Brett]

It.

[Brady]

It goes to work that water.

[Brett]

I watched it work, and I. And I was. That changed me. That part changed me. It isn't about me being like, I'm gonna get involved. And I'm. No. Because that, to me, is the same as these marches. I made a sign. I put it on Facebook. Look at me. That's not what I'm doing. I'm saying, look at what this does. And I know, realistically, I'm not the guy that's gonna go out here all the time. Suddenly, I'm not a changed man who's gonna go out every day. I'm not that person. But what I am is a person who says, I know there are people out there who can. Who have this, and all we need to do is support that and give them what they need. And, man, oh, man, it's amazing. And so, no, I'm not saying I'm Pollyanna now. And this is my. I'm. I want to be decent, but I know I'm. I know this will fade. I'm A realist. I know that this feeling of, like, oh, you know, I don't do enough, it will fade. But there are people who do. There are places who do. And I watched them yesterday. And your part. Because you're busy people. You have jobs, you have kids, you have lives, you have, you know, of your own crap. Everybody's got their own crap going on. Last thing you need to do is burden yourself with more people's stuff. But if you can drop off a little, there are people who do the job for us that are remarkable human beings. And all we have to do, it does make a difference. That's basically what I'm saying. And you don't have to be the one doing it. You don't have to feel bad about not doing it. Frankly, I would be bad at it if I. From what I saw yesterday, I haven't lived that life. I think people who have been through it are the ones who have to do it. They have to communicate it. Because that's what that Justin guy was doing. And it was. He was. He had an aura about it. It was crazy. It was a. I watched it work. I watched it work. It was.

[Brady]

You definitely have to be a people person.

[Brett]

You have to be their people person. Yeah, being a social butterfly will get you ignored. Wandering up there like you're Mr. Energy and, hey, folks, is. You're going to get ignored.

[John Holmberg]

Did you guys walk around with, like, a big yeti or something?

[Brett]

I mean, how did you guys do it again? An unintimidating bag.

[John Holmberg]

Okay?

[Brett]

One of those lunch bags that's got the silver inside of it. Keeps things cool. And he had it full of water and little, like, cleaning packs. I guess they would be like, you know, hygiene packets of soap and, like, a sanitizer and a little towel and like that. And it was. You know, you have to approach carefully. You can't just go, hey, everybody, we're with blah, blah, blah, and we're so happy, because that's about you. That's about you exuding your energy. You go up and match their energy. You go up and match that room. How's everybody doing today? You guys all right? And it was. And it. When you. You can't just wander into those situations, they're suspect of everyone. But when the guy came by and said, you got water? Got this, they don't. They don't ask, who are you? Who you with? Here's another person walking up on him. And they're worried about, you know, they're worried about a lot, you know, not. Not all of Them are great people, right? Not all of them are sitting there with like, you know, sunshine and roses and bad luck. Some of them are worried, especially with my bald ass wandering towards them. That's a cop. You know, it's a good thing you.

[John Holmberg]

Got that mustache you're growing over there.

[Brett]

If I had that spring mustache, I'd have scattered that place like lights and roaches. But it was, it was, you know, again, I'm not trying to say we've got to do more. Come on. I, I'm, you know, you're talking to the cynic here. It was amazing. But yeah, I don't, I look at these, I look at these Facebook demonstrations and all this stuff. Like I got back, I'm gonna be involved. And I'm mad at President Trump and I'm mad at President Biden and I'm mad at this. I always say to those people, go to a city council meeting and start objecting to laws being passed and things that are actually happening. If you wanna make a difference, rather than posting a picture of your kick ass new poster board sign that you made and then you walked around and I'm a difference maker. Good for you. Did you do anything? No. And this was actually getting something done. It's so much more than a Facebook. Look at me and I, and we had pictures and whatever and we'll probably put a couple up there just to show the humanity of what was going. But this, I told him, I'm like, I don't want to follow you guys around all that. Because then that starts to become about, KUPD did this. We're not doing anything. We literally aren't doing anything. I tagged along with the people who really need the credit, and that was the Phoenix rescue mission. And yesterday's thing was Justin the Hope coach. That was unreal to watch that. This guy says it's all in the person. I was homeless for four years, and when I stopped blaming other people and took control, it changed. Now I'm married with kids and a good job, and that's amazing. It's right there in front of you. And you see the ones that want to stay, don't bother them. Give them some water, help them out. They're humans that are like, look, I'm in this situation and currently, right now, I don't want out of it. And then you see the ones that, that, that look at you like, are you here to get me out? And, and you're not. Their rescue, you're not there. And they know it. Oh, it was, it was, it was A. It was. It was a strange human test I had never been through before.

[Brady]

You hear that story, the one you just read and you just. I can't even picture. I can't even, you know, fathom that. That. Yeah, that's what they need to realize that, look, this guy was there. There is a way out. Because when you get right, that was up to you. That low level.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Sometimes you just feel like, oh, there's. I'm trapped. There's no way they are trapped.

[Brett]

Then they trap themselves. In majority of cases, the trap was set by themselves and it's a matter of undoing that trap and slowly climbing out of it. Yeah, this one says, got your message loud and clear, John. Donate that water. Also, don't go to Maryvale. Well, that's been true the whole time. Look, there's no reason for anybody in their right mind to do what I did yesterday. This is not. This is not a moment to go say, hey, wander up to, you know.

[Brady]

Wanted to peek in.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah, you go with somebody knows what they're doing. Do not just wander up to these guys who are sitting, you know, in the shade of a park. And, you know, it was nerve wracking. One dude looked like business. Most of them were very kind and, you know, wanting and accepting of all the charity and all that. And there was a dude I kept my eye on yesterday, where I'm like, that guy is seconds away from snapping. One of the guys I talked to yesterday at his dog and I said, they had their little dog. I was proud of him. I said, you know, I'm happy your dogs look well fed and they've got the little booties on. I said, if they didn't have the booties, I'd pick this dog up right away for this. This whole day would change. And it's not about helping you, it's about getting this dog. And he goes, yeah. He said, mine got stolen. So his little group of guys would share dog booties when they'd have to walk their dogs because the ground's so hot. And he said, so somebody stole mine. He goes, you know, that happens here. And he goes, people just wander up and take. And he said, and some of the people that, you know, aren't so great come and grab all this stuff and they just live with that all the time. Again, this is not to make you feel like, gosh, everybody's had a rough go. That's not the case. Majority of these people put themselves in this spot. Decision making in their lives had placed them in this position. That's fact. Getting out of it is different. And whether they want to or not is a different story. That's not up for me to decide. That's their choice. That's their decision to find help. But, man, oh, man, watching that happen yesterday, there's a guy named Dominic, who you could tell by his eyes, the second he came, he goes, you work at the radio. And I said, yeah. And he goes, that's so cool. And he said. And then he started to give me his life story, and it was all kind of victim stuff. And then he said, I gotta get out of here, man. And I'm like, there's your guy. Like, Justin's your guy. He goes, no, I'm not kidding, man. This is not for me. I've only been out here for two weeks, and it's just horrifying. And I'm like, all right, you're leaning on the right, dude. I said, that guy right there, and they have a meeting today. He's gonna. He's like, I'll come back. And he said, you call me. And. And that was the cool thing. He said, you. You. You get in contact with me and make me know you're serious about this. And he gave him a car. And he said, call me. He said, I'm not gonna do it right here. I'm not gonna, you know, I'm not gonna just rescue. Call me. Let's make this happen. He goes, I'm doing it. And I'm like. And I told him. I said, now it's up to you, right? He goes, it's all up to me. It's always been up to me. And that's when Justin said, those are the ones that, you know, you can. You can help. It was amazing. Yeah, it was literally amazing. And not cause of anything I did or not Cause, like, Billy, I've seen it. No, it's all different. The same. But I just wanted to let everybody know that all those donations and all that stuff you're doing when you help out, or when you pop by the Safeway with bread on Thursday, or you drop it off here at station, or drop it off at Dr. Jay Schwartz @ Schwartz Laser Eisen, and he's doing the water drive. I don't care who it's for, it helps. And it's. Man, it's remarkable. It took my words of. We're the fifth largest city. Nobody should ever be in trouble for lack of water. To a different level for me, because it's like, holy crap. There. There's a need for this beyond what I've been saying. It's more than words. To quote extreme.

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[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

Available at pockethose.com terms Holmberg's morning sickness. So to start the whole day off with a little bit of one of those. And so less farts and less that stuff and more of like a thank you is really what this is because you guys are doing. We're only three weeks into this thing, so we can already say thanks because our lobby is jam packed with water. And that stuff will be gone after what I watched yesterday. That our lobby of a million bottles that are sitting in that lobby. That's week and a half crazy. Maybe. Maybe crazy. So just indulge me for a second and thank you for doing so. But thank you and thank you, Brett, for getting up and driving over to Maryvale now that I've been. I've never gotten out of my car in Maryvale. Yeah, I have never done it. When we went up, we were going up 51st Avenue and I'm like, oh, hey, we're in Maryvale. And I realized where we were when we went by the brewers park. And I even told the guys from the Phoenix Rescue Mission. I'm like, first and foremost, I don't know who picked the location. And I said, I normally don't like helping anybody this close to anything that has a Brewers logo on it, because the Brewers, Yuck. And he started laughing. And the one guy's like, I didn't, you know, I don't even know what that all was. He's not a baseball fan. He goes, I moved here and there's like spring training this, and I didn't even know what it was. He goes, it's a big deal around here. He goes, we're. We've got to deal with the brewers because this area Gets so packed full of stuff. I'm like, you're in Maryvale. I'm like, everybody here needs something. It was crazy. So great job, KUPD audience, always the best. And this is my way of tipping my cap back at you guys. I've seen it in action and if you did want to help out and you did want to volunteer, that's great. But you know, it's a delicate dance and I watched it happen yesterday and it was pretty remarkable. So thank you. The water is going to all the right places. Now that aside from all you've done great and wonderful things out of the Farts. Back to the farts. Yes, back to the Fart show. Now it's all back to the Fart show. The wonderful fart show starts now. Let's. In fact. Yeah, let's, let's. There we go. Now we're back. Now the fart show begins. That little moment I had there was lovely and all that, blah, blah, blah. But we're here for one reason and one reason only. And even the guys I ran into yesterday, I love the show, man. It gets me through. It's. Cause it's about the fart. The fart show has returned, sir. The fart show's got a heart. It's the fart with a heart. But yeah, it was pretty fun.

[Brady]

Scoop of beans every morning.

[Brett]

That's right, we are your bean. Your bean soup. It was pretty great. Anyway, so on top. It's hard to transition from that because it did kind of make me go. I just wanted to tell everybody. I'm like, this was so amazing. This was so cool. And anyway, I'm just. I was really kind of blown away by the efforts of the people I was with. Okay, back to the farts. Now let's talk farts. Bert, I did see last night that U of A is offering. They're offering a. In order to tackle the fact that we have a medical professional shortage, they're now offering a three year course to become a doctor.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Shave a year off.

[Brett]

A year off at least. Wow. Four or five. It takes six or seven years to be a doctor. And they're like, let's get him. Let's, let's. Let's turn and burn here.

[Brady]

They can get you out in three to get to start your internship or whatever.

[Brett]

Start doctoring. Primary doctor after three years of U.

[John Holmberg]

Of A. Oh, give me a stethoscope. Let's do this.

[Brett]

So right now, if I wanted to start at U of A, the school by 2028, I could be your doctor, you u. Of a. It needs to take seven years. It should. And it has to do not speed that process up. It's not Ted's hot dogs. I don't want a whole slew of them ready for order. Three years to tackle Arizona's doctor shortage. And they're like, it's a program the university is looking at to fast track students to being doctors, specifically primary physicians. You get students into training sooner. No, no, no, no, no. I don't need them in training sooner. In fact, the last couple doctors I've been to, I'd have liked them to go back to school for a couple more years.

[Brady]

Look, when you go and you. You become a doctor, you declare that major. You're. You're going two or three years of just regular class until you don't. So I can understand, like, man, if you could go right into the. Because it's really three years of.

[Brett]

More and more training. Doctoring is real stuff. The only time I say you need to actually go to college is doctors and teachers. Doctors and teachers are the only ones that actually should. And engineers and that should know their product and all the other stuff that surrounds it. I'm glad doctors take so long. It weeds out the ones that are like, this isn't for me. I like it to be a grind. You know, it took me seven years. The ones who stick to it want to be doctors. If it took three years, you'll get some people like, nah, it's only three years. I'll get through this. If it takes seven years and costs an exorbitant amount of money, you're going to get better people that way. Don't make it cheap and don't make it faster. I don't need doctors who got through on Cliff's notes. Have even meet doctors and like, they're the ones who wanted to do this. If you stick out to seven years, it's proof. College is just to see if you, you know, employers look to say, did he stick out the four years? Did he do it? Did he finish? They don't care if you were good at it or not unless you're doing something important. You got your whatever communications degree.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Worthless, honestly. But what it shows is. And the first year you were willing to do it. Yeah.

[Brady]

I mean, basically, it's. You have to declare your major.

[Brett]

Right.

[Brady]

And then, you know, in the medical school, the first year, I forget the dropout rate huge.

[Brett]

Because it's hard.

[Brady]

Because. So why not be able to just dive into and find out if you can cut the mustard Are you not.

[Brett]

Hearing though that if you speed it up for them, the people that are not really speeding. Three years is four off the. Off the norm.

[John Holmberg]

Does that. Is that just med school or does.

[Brett]

That include your degree to become a doctor after three years on the U of A program? That's not the way it works. And regular school, like podiatrist or something.

[John Holmberg]

Or like a heart surgeon come on.

[Brady]

To go through three regular college years. And then the.

[Brett]

I want it to be the same. I want doctors to have to look at a long haul. Because if they're not willing to put in the work and they're not willing to go through the. The gauntlet that makes them a doctor of six or seven years. And if they can fast track, they'll become doctors where they're. I got through it real quick. I, you know, there has to be a harder path to becoming a physician than there does becoming a communications major. They can't be the same. It's easy to be a communications or business idiots.

[John Holmberg]

We don't even have any.

[Brett]

It's like getting a master's. It's like, look, I got the thing that all the dummies got. Now I'm gonna put in the extra time. Cause I really want this. That's being a doctor make it harder. I don't want a lawyer who went to school for a couple years and fast track through. I want a dude who did it for five, six, seven years and really said no. I knew day one I wanted to be one and I knew it was a long haul and I'm going to take the harder path. The easier path makes a worse doctor.

[Dick Toledo]

Right? So what you're saying is you want to go in and see the doctor who you're like, did I see you at Dutch Brothers last week a couple years ago?

[Brett]

I know you, bro. Yeah. Got out real fast. I'm like, I don't like this.

[Dick Toledo]

I was on the fast track to get my medical degree.

[Brett]

If you went to the doctor today, Brady. And he's like, yeah, I got out in like two years, bro. Like, doesn't it take longer? I thought so, but I'm out. What's your issue? You go to fever or something?

[Brady]

Doctor that said I got out in eight years, bro. Yeah, I'd be wondering the same thing.

[Brett]

They all get out in eight years. That's.

[Brady]

The doctor addresses me like that. I'm like, I don't know about this doctor.

[Brett]

Get used to it. Because if your way goes forward and there's a bunch of three year guys who got you know, MCC doctors that go, yeah, I got out in two years. I got my associates. But Dr. MCC doctor is a terrible bandit.

[John Holmberg]

So he needs to send his kid back down there.

[Brett]

Yeah, I mean, hell, think about it. Yeah, he could have a doctor. I want it to be intimidating. I want the walls to be a doctor to be high and hard to climb. I don't like that. They're like, you know, we always complain about that. Firefighters make it easier for a woman to be a firefighter than a man. They don't have to pass the same test, same deal. I want a doctor that took a long time to be a doctor, that went through all the years, all the years. Not the guy who said, yeah, it was a three year plan. It was really simple. It's like art college. You can go to the one on the back of a matchbook or you can go to a real one. One is more prestigious than the other 3 year doctor. U of A. You're out of your mind. Instead of the more traditional four plus Arizona Board of Regents approved. Approved a three year path to medical degrees. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

[Brady]

You're gonna have to qualify for it.

[Brett]

Sure, that's fine. I still want them to look at this and say, this is going to be hard. This is going to take up my time. Do I have this? Am I really going to commit to, like you said, the dropout rates the first year.

[Brady]

Right.

[Brett]

Because they're looking at six or seven more years of just this.

[Brady]

But three of those years are doing or two of them.

[Brett]

And we're talking about speeding all that up. Yeah. And that's included. So then we do that plus the.

[Brady]

Doctor stuffed out of that.

[Brett]

No, it's not the same thing. They're shortening it. They're making it easier. I don't want that. I don't want doctors to have an easier road. I don't think anybody does get into.

[John Holmberg]

Radio in less time than that.

[Brett]

Exactly. And we skipped a bunch of steps. You don't need to know everything about, you know, the heart. You're not going to be doing anything with that. Nope. I don't like it. I don't like a dentist that went to, you know, the overseas. We always laugh at that stuff. Oh, he went to the University of, you know, Haiti. Or he went to the doctor and got his. He was a doctor in a year and a half. That's laughable. That's not right. No longer. In fact, add a couple of years. Make them. I don't like doctors. That, and this is the other Thing, Brady, you go to college when you're 18. How comfortable are you wandering in to the doctor's office? The kid's 21. It's already intimidating when the doctor's a lot younger than you. Now he's like 21, 22. Yeah, but he better be Doogie Howser. You're putting a spin on it that he was an automatic genius. You don't have to be anymore. The old days, you get out of doctor in school in three years, it's because you were an Indian who was just absolutely unbelievable. That's not the case anymore. Now you're Toledo's kid. Oh, exactly.

[John Holmberg]

We're dead.

[Brett]

Exactly. And nothing about being a doctor was intimidating because the timeline didn't scare him. I want my doctors in doctor school for years and years. Overkill. In fact, it's silly to think of doctors that are, you know, I got in, I got out. Guys, remember Dr. Lexis and Idiocracy? One of his lines was, it almost sound like a dick. But I did go to school for two years. And it was a laugh line because now he's a doctor. No, the line from Tommy boy when he said, you know, I was in school for seven years. He goes, yeah, a lot of people go to school for seven years. They're called doctors. We want our doctors to have long runs. I don't want short, quick ins and outs. Scares me. Me. This one says, it's okay, John. It's a competitive thing. They're only taking 36 applicants. Yeah. Now, until they're like, hey, this is working. Don't think business, college and college are different. College is going to be like, holy cow. A lot of people applying for the quick hit. Doctoring. 32 turns into 60 turns into everybody.

[John Holmberg]

There's a bunch of people saying that it is after your four year undergrad.

[Brett]

That's not what this said. So you can go right in.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I hope people. Yeah, I'm. I don't know, I'm just.

[Brett]

Yeah, because if it's after your four year undergrad, then it's like seven years instead of eight.

[John Holmberg]

So you're knocking a year off, but still.

[Brett]

I don't even like knocking a year off. I'm adding years. I want doctors to go to school for 18 years. That's what I want. I want them to be a full infant to graduation. 18 year run, and then you can be a real doctor. I like doctors to be like head coaches in football when they hire them too young. I just think, oh, boy, this is no good. I need some Life like a president. You have to be a certain age to be president. 40 something. Yeah. I don't like you being a doctor in your 20s and 30s. You're too big a dummy. Proctologist seems to be the only route. That one. I don't want to go to school for seven years. That's for Toledo's kid.

[John Holmberg]

He said that's what it said on the top there.

[Brett]

It does. I just got that. Toledo's kid can be a proctologist. The only route. That's true. He's qualified now. And there's a few like Michael and Troy could be doctors of proctology based solely on their life experience with that area. They go in with knowledge. This is like just like from the movie snatched. Get me an old Jewish doctor. Absolutely. If I went to an accountant and he was you, Brady, and he said, I didn't go to school for 14 months to be an accountant for nothing. I'm leaving. I need my accountant to be older, very Jewish, and his hands are worn to a nub from all the pencils he used to have to use because he still doesn't like computers. I like grizzled doctors. I like doctors that look old. I don't need a hip doctor. That's telling me about how he went out last night.

[John Holmberg]

Bring me Quincy.

[Brett]

Quincy. Perfect. Perfect. Doogie Howser was a comedy kid. Doctor. You walk into a room, you're like, I'm not feeling good. I think I've got something terrible going on. And he's looking at it, and he's just like, man, I'm 19. Like, nope, that's it. We're done here. Go get your dad or your grandfather. I like doctors to be about 43.5plus. I don't like it otherwise. I had enough trouble that one of my doctors for my hip surgery's last name was Jakobsky. I don't need a doctor with a joke name either. He's been. He's been through too much. Think of all the teasing he had to deal with. And now he's got a knife and anesthesia. This dude's gonna snap someday.

[John Holmberg]

He's like, payback.

[Brett]

I don't. I don't. I like the names. I can't pronounce it. Look, their names look like an Alphabet. That's the way it should. I don't want dentists to go to on the fast. I don't want anybody fast tracking medical anything. Don't tell me you're speeding it up. Tell me. You know what? We're adding a couple more Years. We're going to make this tougher. Doctors aren't good anymore and all we do is complain about how doctors aren't what they. You know, they're not as attentive and their bedside banner stinks. And they come and they go real fast and you pay for this and you pay for that and they don't know what they're doing. Come on. No, no, no, no, no. I said put it in Brady's terms. John, he's not understanding. Tell Brady to smoke a brisket for 35 minutes and tell me how good it is. That's exactly right.

[Brady]

They can do that.

[Brett]

You can smoke a brisket in 35 minutes.

[Brady]

There's a couple of different feels like.

[Brett]

Let me ask you this. Are you smoking a brisket in 35 minutes or are you gonna do the old way where it takes a whole day? Which is better?

[Brady]

There's a new thing that is out at this oven. It's almost like an instant pot.

[Brett]

Do you want a 35 minute smoked brisket or do you prefer.

[Brady]

If it's the problem.

[Brett]

You love the idea of putting something in today and eating it tomorrow.

[Brady]

Here's what you're assuming, though, not to get that everyone can just get into this three year medical.

[Brett]

Not assuming anything.

[Brady]

You have to test into this.

[Brett]

I'm not assuming anything. I'm saying the school is offering it.

[Brady]

Yeah, but what if that program is.

[Brett]

Just as good as the seven years that's already not. I guarantee it.

[Brady]

How do you.

[Brett]

Because a 35 minute brisket's not going to be as good as a one day one.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Brett]

Yes, you do. Put it. Put it in there for 34 minutes, take it out and eat it.

[Brady]

Well, I've. I will.

[Brett]

You would. You will smoke a brisket for 35 minutes today in your smoker and my smoker. That's right. My point being this isn't a different system, it's just a faster one.

[Brady]

Well, the doctors.

[Brett]

Would you microwave.

[Brady]

So many technologies right now with the AI, they're not even doing the surgery. They're just basically.

[Brett]

Would you microwave a brisket?

[Brady]

Would I microwave a brisket?

[Brett]

I know the answer. No, of course not. That's what I'm saying. We're microwaving our doctoring thing.

[Brady]

But people were that way when microwaves came out.

[Brett]

Right. And they were probably right. The food's not as good.

[Brady]

Is depends. On what?

[Brett]

If you went to a restaurant right now and they said we microwave our steaks, would you stay or pay $80 a steak. Right.

[Brady]

Unless Someone comes up with a brain.

[Brett]

No one has. If you go to steak 44 and they say, got a great microwave.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Are you like, you're charging a hundred dollars for a microwave steak?

[Brady]

This guy is saying it's just as.

[Brett]

Good as anything at stake 44. If they brought up.

[Brady]

They're not gonna do it right now. That technology's not there.

[Brett]

We're not talking about the technology being there. We're talking about speeding things up. You would eat a microwave steak as fast as a steak 44. Steak.

[Brady]

Listen.

[Brett]

You would eat a microwave steak as fast as a steak 44. That's your argument right now. I don't know if you even know if you're making it, but you're saying.

[Brady]

It'S not my argument.

[Brett]

All right. You're saying technology must change.

[Brady]

Your argument is saying that you can't change that time is what's required.

[Brett]

Time is a massively important part.

[Brady]

Three year time period, if you could.

[Brett]

Do that, is a massively important part.

[Brady]

You don't want to graduate school in two years. They did all the prerequisites and everything. If all. They got their graduation done in two years.

[Brett]

Okay, still don't shrink degree. If they didn't shrink the criterion to make it so they could get out.

[Brady]

Faster, they didn't shrink it.

[Brett]

I'm saying they are. They're taking a year off. They're speeding it up.

[Brady]

How do you know they're not taking out the.

[Brett]

I know. You're right. Microwave steaks are delicious. You would. I know you enough to know that you're arguing for the sake of argument. You know, a microwave steak's not better than.

[Brady]

But I know that.

[Brett]

And you.

[Brady]

I don't know the three year medical. You know a doctor banking that same.

[Brett]

Let me ask you this. If you go to the doctor today and one guy. I was out in three years because they had a program that got me out faster. Are you a genius? Oh, no, no. They did. I went to a faster. I went to MCC and got my degree. It's faster. Much faster program. And then a guy comes up from Harvard Medical School and said, I was there for nine years. Who are you leaning on?

[Brady]

Yeah, the. The Harvard guy.

[Brett]

Thank you. That's all right. That's all I'm saying. It's a cruddy system.

[Brady]

So you know this system doesn't work.

[Brett]

I know it's not as good.

[Brady]

Medical school.

[Brett]

I know it's not as good.

[Brady]

It hasn't been done yet. You're already saying yes.

[Brett]

I like doctors that know it's a long haul. I like doctors that aren't trying to speed up the process. Yes, Very much so. I love it. In fact, I want them to go. And I'm going to go back to school for some more doctoring. I don't want a guy who goes, I got out so fast. It was ridiculous. My head was spinning. I got a lot of information in my head I may or may not have absorbed.

[Brady]

Right.

[Brett]

I want a dude who took his time. That's more important to me than getting out fast. A dude who took his time. Much like this guy says, put it in your food. If it's, you know, noodles. Brett Ragu. It's faster. It's available. Is it better than the time and effort it takes to make sauce? Thank you. Sometimes speeding things up isn't better. Most of the time it's not. Most of the time going, sex. Let's get through this quickly. Honey. I figured out a way to make this happen real quick. Oh. Oh, I see. Yep. You're gonna. You're gonna be blown away. And we're done. Wasn't that wonderful? We got things to do now. You're a crazy person.

[Brady]

Just like mail. I want it slower, more efficient. Amazon Prime. Quicker is better.

[Brett]

And I'm not saying it's black and white.

[Brady]

They figured out a system.

[Brett]

Of course that's stupid. Well, how of course?

[Brady]

Convenience.

[Brett]

Because it's one thing we don't want to be more convenient and fast is how people became doctors. That some things still need to be slow. Just because Amazon's fast now. Okay. I can get my doctor's degree from Amazon tomorrow.

[Brady]

Yeah, but it's not like it's a 48 hour thing.

[Brett]

It's three hours. You're missing the point. Slowing down the process.

[Brady]

I understand. What?

[Brett]

Keep that hill high and hard to climb. Just like being a cop. They've made that a lot easier. Ask all the cops. We got a bunch of unqualified cops out there now. They sped up the pro. Anytime you speed up a process that's supposed to take time, you're. You're cutting corners. It's called cutting corners for a reason, Brett. I'm gonna go hang out with the dry guy. Let's get there. A better conversation. Crying out laugh. He tried to argue that he'd eat a microwave steak for a few seconds if the technology was better. You're crazy. You're lying to yourself. 30 minutes. Steak versus that beautiful thing on a grill.

[Brady]

Haven't seen it done yet because it doesn't exist.

[Brett]

And you know it wouldn't and you'd be skeptical immediately like I am of this. If I invited you over and said I got an awesome microwave, we're gonna microwave some beef. You'd be like, this is gonna be gross. You're judgy at people's houses with their food. I've seen you. The spread was meh. They microwaved the steaks. No, you don't want that. What is it? What do they call it on the thing? The. When you're the slow and low.

[Brady]

When you smoke.

[Brett]

Yeah. Cooking me. You take pride in that, don't you? You take a lot of pride in how long it took you, don't you?

[Brady]

Although.

[Brett]

Just answer that question.

[Brady]

Listen, I'll answer my question. The pellet smoke that I have.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Takes. Doesn't take necessarily as long as far as setting up. It speeds up the process.

[Brett]

But you like, there's guys that will.

[Brady]

Swear by they'd rather just make their own fire, but real put their chunks of chips in there. This just made it more convenient.

[Brett]

Said much like a 35 minute brisket's gonna get you sick. So does a three year doctor. Don't let it happen, Brady. Higher standards. That's what I'm saying. Have standards. Children gotta explain everything to everybody around here at 629. I'm gonna make Brady a half a brisket today. Bring it in and watch this. Watch this argument go right to crap. Come on. I made it on a 10,000 degree fire. Now don't think he wouldn't eat it. He would definitely eat, but there's a difference. There's a difference is what I'm saying. Let's get a wake up song. Five eight five nine, eight hundred. A good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD.

[Brady]

Wake up.

[Brett]

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[Brett]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. Hell is wrong with you? Smiles to nowhere. Thanks Katie and the Hobbs and Email From Shannon my 12 year old scribbles has crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday afternoon. She was named after the KUPD Weather Kitty. Remember that when Tick Hartwell used to do our funny weather and oh my God. Yeah, that was a long time ago when Talbon was doing our weather reports because they were so silly so we made them extra weird and then he went crazy and there was the KUPD Weather Kitty Scribbles and surprisingly our old friend Talbon went crazy when given one simple job. Next thing you know there's roaches under a fridge doing weather. Ian Campfield's involved but Scribbles the Weather Kitty. This this person named the cat after them. Said sweetest girl ever. So treats to all the good girls and boys out there in her honor. Much love from a faithful longtime listener, Shannon. Sorry about that Shannon. And most definitely I'll give Elgato Diablo de Guadalupe a little extra chicken when I come home today. He asked me for chicken every day I'm in an email thing with a guy who used to work here and oddly enough we were talking about a former co worker. He brought it up at the exact same time I'm emailing emailing someone on the thing, I don't know. And he's talking to me about having just now in the office he and one other co worker have stumbled across a video on x vids of a co worker in the midst of an.

[John Holmberg]

Amateur porn we're gonna have to see this.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's what I said. D toledo9kup.com But Brett, it won't bother us as much because as we've discovered through having had a co worker stumble into porn and having that come back to us without anybody knowing, you must we learned that you must first know the person as a porn star to then accept the porn video. You can't know them as the lady walking around the building and then see, the porn video changes too much. So he's debating whether or not to show other people at work will be the judge. I don't have to see it to go. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, we need to see it. Yeah, yeah, that's what I said. Yeah. Well, first and foremost, Rick, is it worth looking at? Because it does change everything. When we saw our former co worker and her discovered porn and one of the listeners found it, that was the amazing part of it. One of the listeners said, hey, isn't this the girl that goes out to your events? And all of us are like, that's not. It certainly is. And then all of us gathered around the. The screen and watched hysterically that giggling like schoolgirls that we were. It was like being a peeping Tom, but the windows were wide open and there was like a, you know, binoculars and stuff available. And we watched that. It changed how we saw her. Then all of us had of our typical comment which was, that's kind of what I expected. It wasn't that she's. If that's her putting on a show, we kind of all are like. Of sort of what I expect a.

[John Holmberg]

Little bit more disappointing though, like, oh, wildly.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah, I, I expected that to be, you know, it's the Paris Hilton thing, talking a big game. But then when you watch it happen, you're like, you don't know what you're doing. So Rick, if it's, if it's an office, if it, like I think about anybody here, if you were on last night, you know, on pornhub or something, and you fire over video to me and go, is this the lady from hr like it most certainly is. And the next thing you know, we're like, we've got hold of that video. You're damn right we're showing it to everybody. She put it publicly. Right. That's not like we went through her drawers or a phone.

[Brady]

Private.

[Brett]

Right? Yeah. You didn't steal it. She put it out. She published it.

[Brady]

It's out there.

[Brett]

Right. We just happen to match. So yes, Rick, you're allowed to do that. But it does change everything. Everything. You can't ever because I mean, the only thing we're. And it is weird. It's like, you know, it's the bridge builder thing. You build a thousand bridges, you're a bridge builder. But you blow one guy.

[Brady]

Would you still.

[Brett]

And then you're.

[Brady]

Would you still put it out there or share it around the office knowing that that person could. There's a good chance they'll get fired because of that.

[Brett]

That. That is not my issue. If you are publishing pornography that's available to be searched out.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

It's not my fault if you get fired.

[John Holmberg]

Ask Rico.

[Brady]

By doing that, though, I'm just saying, by all sudden, you. You're not trying to. Your intention wasn't doing that, but that you brought it forth and shared it.

[Brett]

Sure.

[Brady]

It caused the firing.

[Brett]

That did not cause the firing.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett]

I was making the porn in the first place. You're dabbling with it being discovered and just because. And you know, and especially with co workers, like, if somebody downstairs had one. I don't. I don't even know if that's a firing offense here. Probably just a fine. So they do that here. So probably they find it. Then it gets around. It's like, well, there's nothing illegal about it.

[Brady]

No. Well, other than it depends, you know, I guess.

[Brett]

I mean, unless it's with, like a kid or something. But yeah. I mean, yeah.

[Brady]

Pastor the church and you're putting out there probably not going to be a.

[Brett]

Pastor of a church. And you're pushing out porn and I'm secretly showing it to everyone else at the church.

[Brady]

You're not secretly.

[Brett]

It's not. But it's not my fault you're going to get fired. If you're a pastor of a church and you're doing porn, you're gonna get fired. And you probably should. If you're just a worker. If you're just, you know, Brett. If I stumbled across Brett in a porn, I'd laugh and call Brett, like, guess what I found?

[Brady]

What'd you think?

[Brett]

I'm showing everybody.

[John Holmberg]

I would expect nothing less.

[Brett]

But, yeah, because you're putting it out, right? Yeah. That's the point.

[John Holmberg]

Effer on and find out.

[Brett]

But think about it. When our co worker had the porn and we walked away saying, all right.

[Brady]

But the intention was to.

[Brett]

The dude was like. It was kind of hilarious because he had a kind of tiny wiener. And like, it was. There should have never been a peg. I forgot about the pegging. See, this is all we remember. I don't even know if she was any good. I don't remember her last name. I remember now. I forgot about the pegging because I must have been laughing so hard at the idea that at one point or another, that dude said I should do a porn with it. This thing, I'm like, for what? For, like, for little people. And there's a couple of lines in it that were hilarious. I. You can't watch porn from someone, you know, unless they say, hey, I made a porn. You can't find it. It changes every. The perspective. So different. It's. You just can't. It. It's too. It's just the. The dynamic of your relationship with that coworker is completely different from that day forward. You've seen them at their most intimate showing those things.

[John Holmberg]

If it's like B.B. jones or something, you know, that's what she does.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's what this. I said this. And she's good at it. Yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Former afternoon girl in. Or midday gal in Toledo after they got rid of her in Toledo. Yeah, she was on. She was important.

[Brett]

She. She went and did it Andy McKay and didn't. Oh, you can look her up and.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah, well, don't look.

[John Holmberg]

I'm on it.

[Brett]

Oh, it's not worth looking. She's front, but she's a midday girl.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Brett]

Midday girls are all front with big cans. Yeah. But they think that's enough to get them by.

[Brady]

Hey, it sells it.

[Dick Toledo]

She was the first time we heard about it. She'd been doing it for a year. Second time we went back to see if she was still doing it. She was, so she must be.

[Brett]

Did it change everything? Everything changed immediately. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

She was super nice.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Good to work with. But yes, it changes everything.

[Brett]

It's very strange when you see somebody that you.

[Dick Toledo]

When we did station events together, it changed everything. You could go back through the whole Rolodex, everything you did.

[Brett]

It's the. Take that fourth wall out of most celebrity stuff and it changes things. Like you take down the fourth wall. Is that her?

[Dick Toledo]

No, that's not her.

[Brett]

I'm gonna say. That's pretty good.

[John Holmberg]

I was gonna say. Yeah, that's not her.

[Dick Toledo]

No. I'll find her when we. When we start the Bray Airport. She's blonde. She's about probably. She's got to be 60 something now.

[Brett]

Well, no, no, don't look for her. Stop looking for that immediately. Stop looking for that. Don't do that. And then there's some people that you work with that you're like, geez, I would like to see that person do porn. And then most of the time. You really don't mean that. You have to know first. Yeah. You have to have your porn stars behind a screen or as absolute porn stars. Amateur porn. You can enjoy it, but you can't know the people in it. It's just weird. So, Rick. Yes. The other answer to that is, of course, you've got to show that to your co workers.

[John Holmberg]

And us.

[Brett]

And us. And Toledo.

[Dick Toledo]

Did the co worker change their name like our co worker did?

[Brett]

Did he even said that? I'm not going to say who it is just because I don't. That's his job, right? I haven't seen it yet, so I don't know what's going on. But he didn't send it to me. He just told me a name and he didn't give me the whole name. It went from. I won't say, but it went to Alexis something.

[John Holmberg]

There's a ton of Alexis out there.

[Brett]

So I heard a thing on the news where a lady named Alexis Lexus was in charge of something and it all made thing of Alexis Texas and she's got that big ass. But yes, if I think it's a standard rule if you find. You can't find it in their desk, but if it's on the Internet on a regular site and your co workers in it, of course you can disseminate that throughout the office. Of course. That's absolute.

[Brady]

A friend of mine found this.

[Brett]

I can find it. I'd say I found it. I would take pride in it. Like a, you know, like a treasure hunter. I'm like, you're not gonna believe it. Scrolling through last night and I found this lady down here. Not gonna use any names just in case, but there are people who are, you know, you got to think that as much of that amateur porn that's out there in a city of 5 million people, there's a few people sweating that someday Rick, you know, and accounts receivable is going to find you. I don't think anybody here is doing it. God, I hope I was surprised to find out that we have a co worker that at one point would sell naked pictures of herself.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah. I'm not saying who, but it was interesting. She was laughing about it. She's like, yeah, that's no big deal. Like, no kidding. Like that's pretty good. Good for you.

[John Holmberg]

Anybody here, I'd want to see that.

[Brett]

Good for you. And that's because we know them all. Once you start knowing people, the nudity factor starts falling. Yeah. The more you get to know your co workers, the less you want to see them. They him like Ed Moyn first.

[Brady]

They made good money on the photos.

[Brett]

Yeah, I'm sure. Well, Ed was the one. I. I won't say it was late. It was Ed. So you want to see a couple of snapshots? No. Oh, good lord. Just hand it over and they'll good. No, no, I believe that lady's passed away anyway. It's just, yeah, of course you can do that. That's something you must do. In fact, act is pushed that around. And I'm also getting a lot of emails of people who saw what could be the future of the wnba. It is a video that is circulating like crazy. Sophie Cunningham of the Indiana Fever got into a fight last night on the court. And I'm telling you, if you want ratings for the wnba, stop playing all that basketball and start doing a whole lot more of that long blonde hair flying around, pulling hair. And that was awesome. Like, Sophie got this one girl poked Caitlin Clark in the eye earlier in the game, and everybody was kind of on edge.

[Brady]

Aggressive defense.

[Brett]

Poke a broad in the eye. That's against the rules.

[Dick Toledo]

Do you hear what they call Sophie and her two blonde cohorts? No, tres leches.

[Brett]

Tres leches. That's three.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, there's two. There's three blondes.

[Brett]

Oh, there are. There's only two of them. It's her and the other one. And I don't know who the third one is.

[Dick Toledo]

I think she came off the bench to be part of that fight, but they were calling her. They're calling them Trace leches.

[Brett]

Is. Isn't leches milk? Yeah. Is it lechefs? Like milfs? Is that how you say that? Yeah. I don't know. What?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I think it was Trace.

[Brett]

I know Sophie's got no kids, but you want that long ponytail whipping around and they're wrestling on the ground and then takedown. Oh, it was awesome. She threw that little on the ground, and I'm like, oh, the WNBA is fun. They re ran it on NBA TV last night after the hockey game. I flipped over to that, and I'm like, has the fight happened yet? And I actually sat through fever and sun basketball just to see, like, am I close to the big battle? And then I was like, I can't take this anymore. There were three or four. It was a good fight. There we go. Yeah. Brett found it, right? Oh, yeah, there. She throws the shoulder into Sophie. Sophie gets up, and here we go. Look at all that hair whipping around. And then they start pulling hair. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a hard foul, no question. Give me some more of that hair whipping. I'm blaming this all. Now if we can only. Look at her. Fix her hair. If we can only get them to be wet while they do that. Like, oily. Maybe a mud pit. Let's get rid of all this basketball. That's what's making the WNBA suck. Oh, they started right the Other angle is from the ground camera that's looking up at him. You can't eject it because you didn't eject. Look at Sophie in those big long legs taking the hit. Boom. Sophie gets hit. Oh, man. And then Sophie drops or here we go, Lambert stuff right there, the hair pulling. Oh, there's the hair pulling. There's the wrestling. And from the other angle you just see hair flying around. That's what makes WNBA fever. I've got it. Here we go. Oh, oh, take that.

[Brady]

Oh, you take that. No, through her shoulder.

[Brett]

Oh, the hair. Oh, it's great. This is everything that. Remember in stripes when they went to the mud wrestling. WNBA needs mud. Two less baskets, no balls and blondes just wrestling.

[Dick Toledo]

So you were on court when you said LeBron got pretty salty with the language. What do you think the language was like there on the sidelines, there was.

[Brett]

A C word or two. Sophie dropped a C bomb. That was great. I don't know what tres leches is, but Caitlin Clark, Lexi hall and Sophie, that's trace leches because it's three milk white girls. I guess that's okay to call them that. Can you have trace chocolate latte for this? I mean, is that okay? Or would that be trace latches? Yeah, but that's something you gotta. You got to consider WNBA at least, you know, the way hockey used to kind of have, you know, NASCAR has wrecks for the fans that don't care about the race itself. You know what the wnba, especially during Fever games, you get the tall hot ones to start wrestling at least once a game. Hair pulling, hair flipping. We love it.

[Brady]

Good to see the referees are. Now we're gonna have to start really officiating these games.

[Brett]

These girls are actually putting it out there. Oh my. I have a whistle. I forgot about this. This. Oh, and I tried to watch some of the game because I knew that was coming. Mind blowingly bad basketball. Horrible. Especially considering I've been watching maybe the best basketball of the entire season. Watching Oklahoma City and Indiana play each other. And then you're like, take that.

[Brady]

If it's Caitlin Clark.

[Brett]

It's the only time I'll probably Caitlyn's on that. We have. But you can't even still when you watch, you know, SGA and the boys in Oklahoma taking on and Halliburton and Indiana. And then you watch this product. Caitlin Clark is not good enough to mask what's wrong with it.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm just.

[Brett]

She's interesting and she was out there. You give me some fighting that WNBA Suddenly takes on some new interest. Not all of them, though. I don't want to see the mean butch ones fight. Just the hot blondes. Maybe even that. What's her name, the bricklayer. Me, Bounder.

[John Holmberg]

Angel Reese.

[Brett]

Angel Reese, Yeah. I wouldn't mind seeing somebody pull her fake eyelashes off. I do like that she goes out on the court every game, and before warmups, she puts on a couple of giant fake eyelashes and then puts glitter in her hair. I'm like, that's an important part of her game.

[Brady]

The crap.

[Brett]

Yeah. Gotta be pretty.

[Brady]

It's like bron bronze chalk before you start, sort of.

[Brett]

If it was like a thing where she walked over to the scores table and plastered on two gargantuan, you know, brooms on the ends of her eyes. If it's me, I'm a coach. I'm like, all right, we're not wearing makeup on the. We're serious about the game of basketball here. This isn't about our. Our appearance. If you don't want to be objectified, don't go out there with fake eyelashes on the court. You can do your hair and stuff, but for the most part, let's not let it get in the way. I've seen Sophie Cunningham in person with her hair, like, done. It's. It's outstanding. If she went on the court like that, I'm like, well, she's not gonna be any good tonight. She's worried about her hair. You put that in a pony and you start wrestling the other blondes. I might buy tickets to that. Now this guy says, About 10 years ago, I was dating a girl I met on plenty of fish, and I came across a video of her on the hub getting gang banged.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brett]

Wow. You know, hopefully you shared that with everybody. You know, I went on a date with her. That's pretty good stuff. And you should send that Donnie to D. Toledo at 98 Kupda. We should have a special website just for Toledo to, you know, rummage through these things, make sure that you guys are doing the right thing by everybody. Yeah. This guy says we need lingerie basketball. No, we don't. Have you seen the girls out there? We need them fighting just to keep them in the same outfits. Let's not shrink their outfits. Fits.

[John Holmberg]

There's only so many Sophie Cunningham's in that.

[Brett]

There's three.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

There'S a grand sum of three of them. But I want to watch them wrestle. And they all hate her because she's hot.

[John Holmberg]

Because don't forget, the wrestling part would include Britney griner out there in that.

[Brett]

L. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You don't ruin this.

[John Holmberg]

You got to think about this.

[Brett]

That's an immediate. Before you speak, if any of the ugly ones get involved, Immediate two week suspension. That's. It's only the pretty girls and the referees that you wear. Instead of like a captain C, you wear an H on your jersey. She's a hot girl. She's designated for fighting. Anybody else gets involved, doesn't have an H on their jersey. Two week suspension because we've seen you and we don't want to see you in these sexy mix ups.

[Brady]

I heard Brittany forgot what she said in the heated moment when, you know.

[Brett]

Oh, and she called the white girl thing.

[Brady]

I asked her twice. Like, I don't. I don't remember.

[Brett]

Well, it's funny because when they first asked her very much like when they caught her in Russia and she had three or four different stories. When they first asked her, she had a very. No, I said hard foul or something like that. Right. And say white girl or bad call or something. I was like, no, you said stupid white girl or something like that. She's horrible. She's a horrible person. We should, in fact, not only have the designated H, we should have an S on. On some jerseys of women who, if they're on the camera too long, the coach gets suspended for two weeks for. For subjecting us to that. She's an S player. She's only allowed to be on the court for six or seven minutes at a time. And then she's got to go back over to the bench and put a bag on her head.

[Brady]

Why don't they just, instead of pixelating, just put like an ad with a.

[Brett]

Head over their heads.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Make them wear green screen caps. Yeah.

[Brady]

And just say.

[Brett]

And then just do like, there's a lifelock logo or Buzzrx on their head. That's not a bad sell. Headspace.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett]

Rather than looking at their heads. That's a good idea. That's actually a really good idea. Or just put the green screen on them and make them all Sophie. Kind of. That would be. I'd watch that league. They all look like Sophie. Like a video game in the, you know, early 90s. They all have the same faces. There's nothing wrong with doing that. Make the ugly ones wear green caps and then put pretty players like Kelsey Plum and. And. And Sophie Cunningham and we put them up there and then you don't have to look at the ugly ones.

[John Holmberg]

So you want it like Atari 2600 graphics with the other ones?

[Brett]

Yeah, I want them to have 16 bits. Blocks. Yeah, well, they kind of already look like that. They're a little blocky. I got this email, too. It says, I've been John. I've been invited to my nephew's graduation. He's graduating high school in August or late July, I guess, and he didn't graduate on time. He's got two summer school classes, first because he was a loser all through high school. My sister is actually having a party. Like, she's proud of this. I don't have to get him anything. Do I catch. No, summer school graduation is. No, that's like getting a GED party. No, you go to summer school because you screwed up, you got out. The party is. No one talks about it. You can't have an August high school unless the kid had, like, medical conditions and missed a lot of school. But you're saying he's a loser. No, you can't have summer school graduation parties. No, you. Summer school is for the people who didn't do it right. I went there for a summer between my junior and senior year because I knew if I didn't, I wasn't going to graduate on time.

[Brady]

And this is.

[Brett]

Then I get no prizes.

[Brady]

His relation again is his nephew. It's just his nephew.

[Brett]

Yeah. You don't get your nephew a graduation party prize, a pat on the shoulder.

[Brady]

And go, well, no, you get him a graduation gift, would you?

[Brett]

But he didn't.

[Brady]

It didn't finish it up.

[Brett]

Well, no. When he was supposed to. To. Oh, yeah. If you're supposed to graduate and you go in summer school, the present is skinnier teeth, kid. Right. Let's get serious about life. You don't want to encourage that type of behavior. Like you had to go to summer school. And then at the end, if there's a party still, there was no repercussions.

[John Holmberg]

You know, I'm shocked, Brady, because, I mean, you're the one with the wedding presents.

[Brett]

The six months. Yeah, you want to buy this kid.

[John Holmberg]

But you want to jump right on getting a graduation present.

[Brett]

Any excuse in the book, and this is a good one. And I know for a fact my parents wouldn't have thrown me a graduation party.

[Brady]

Legit, like a graduation.

[Brett]

Yeah. Weddings aren't legit. Graduations stick. A graduation is forever. That is true. Brady looks at your wedding like they're not gonna make it.

[Brady]

You graduated. That's in the books.

[Brett]

Captain Optimism over here with the weddings. I'm looking at these two Too many tattoos. I give this five months. You guys got him a present? Idiot. Yeah, I know. Dan and Marcy wouldn't have been all about, like, inviting family over for my summer school aided graduation. That would have embarrassed them. Yeah, technically. You should shame the kid and say, all right, you're out. Let's not ever talk about this again. You're lucky you got out when you did. But no, maybe take him to, like, a lunch or something at Applebee's. That's as much as you don't get the. If you didn't do it in time, you know? You know, it's like a paper in school. If it. If it's due on the 5th and you turned it in on the 12th, you're not getting an A, you know, you're getting docked. Try that at whatever.

[Brady]

It drops. A grade.

[Brett]

Yeah, try that at work. Well, I'm supposed to be there June 5th, but I'll get it done today and see how long that kind of attitude gets you. And they're going to celebrate you at work when you got your project done. A month and a half late.

[Brady]

You know what? Fact that he finished, it's a pat on that. Because he could have just opted not to do it. I don't care.

[Brett]

Yeah. This guy says he's already a doctor in Tucson. Oh, that's true. He went down to U of A, became a doctor immediately.

[Brady]

Well, he might be better. He might have a better education because it took him longer.

[Brett]

No, no, no. You don't understand. You. You have no argument. He has no argument. He doesn't know what he's talking about. You think it's just time put in because you went to Ohio where if you just show up, they give you one. It's like asu. Yeah. It's not about the length of time. It's about the studies. And you even read it in the article. They're cutting out classes anytime you cut corners. It's not as good. Yes, they are. Are they cutting? Don't start again. So, yes, they are. Why do you say, no, they're not and then say they are cutting. This guy. He's driving me nuts today. No, they're not cutting anything. They're just cutting. Well, that's. You just said it more. I want. Doc. I want a school that says, we've added two years to our program. We want our doctors to be serious. I know. You don't have to get anybody a summer school present. Summer school is shameful. In fact, did you have to go?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I went. I think my Ninth grade year.

[Brett]

Did you? Cuz you were. Why not? Cuz you were a go getter around. I sat in algebra. It was terrible. There were no go getters in my class in summer school. It was all me, me. And then like it was like the green screen helmets. There was a whole bunch of dudes like me in there. Like, well, we dicked around a lot. Oh yeah, yeah, we've. This is the make good. I didn't see anybody really putting it forth trying to get out early. They were enjoying their summers. I sat in there with a group of people that scared me straight. I might as well have gone over to Florence. I think half of them ended up in Florence. We were all sitting in that class like, wow, we're losers.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Now you don't celebrate that. Bigger question. Do you celebrate 5th, 5th year senior graduation? You know, because they actually get to like I've always thought that that should.

[Brady]

Be talking about high school.

[Brett]

Yeah. When they screw up and they have to repeat and they repeat a year and then you go no college. You can go for five. I'm saying you're supposed to only go to high school till you're a senior. If you're a senior twice in high.

[Brady]

School, the fifth year seniors basically I see in high school, in high school that had to Redo their seniors.

[Brett]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

I've seen them walk.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Basically graduate on the. The year that they're supposed to. And then they finish, though.

[Brett]

But do you celebrate that?

[Brady]

No, because you already.

[Brett]

That's what I'm saying. The parents aren't throwing any parties knowing this kid's got to go back the next year.

[Brady]

But as far as getting him a graduation gift or something, you know, I.

[Brett]

Mean, even with a year to go.

[Brady]

I mean, if he finished that in.

[Brett]

Five years, would you get somebody a GED President?

[Brady]

That's what that basically is.

[Brett]

Yeah, but it isn't. Would you get somebody a GED present? If there was somebody who threw a GED party, would you go?

[Brady]

Sure.

[Brett]

You would?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'd go for the entertainment I would do. It'd be like entertainment, only then I.

[Brett]

Go for the weed because I know it's everywhere. I've never been to one because they don't have them. It's an embarrassment. Yeah. My summer school was not. Not pretty. Yeah. This is a good. Jesse's right. All right. Yeah. I think your guy's name was Kevin. Give him a $50 gift card with half the value used up to drive home the point that he did a half ass job. That's exact. That is a perfect idea. A mostly used gift card.

[Brady]

He goes in there tonight, it gets 50 bucks.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

For the good. You got 25 on the card.

[Brett]

If you half assed your way through, you get half the prize. That is a mom who won't admit reality. Like her kid embarrassed her by not getting out on time. And the summer school was your present because it cost money to go to summer school. So the present was. I'm gonna pay for you. Go to summer school. You can be proud of it if you want. You should be embarrassed. Get your act together. He's gonna be one of those co workers that does porn. This guy says I had to take summer school after my senior year for a half credit. I was short because I ditched class I all the time. There was no party. And matter of fact, my dad beat my ass. That's the party you're risking.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

If you decide to say, I'll just fix it in summer school, that wouldn't have been a good thing. So, yes, that's that. You know what? That's the whole culture of kindergarten graduation, sixth grade graduation, eighth grade graduation. Like everything is an accomplishment. It. And it's like, would you have an eighth grade graduation for somebody who didn't do it till ninth grade? No. You'd be like, oh, they're behind. We celebrate too much stuff.

[Brady]

Too much mundane national days. Every.

[Brett]

Every national days have almost become a joke. But my God, if your kid screwed up and didn't graduate on time and you still throw a cake and invite family over, it's like that. You should be embarrassed. What happened to shame? And we're not going to talk about this. You're out of school. That's all I said.

[Brady]

A lot of them will have them go through the graduate. The actual graduation. Well, that's usually quietly finish it.

[Brett]

But again, that is to save face with family. Yeah, that has. Because deep down you're ashamed and you should be trusting me. I almost had that happen. I was very close to not making it out on time. And why not? Because the world treated me poorly. I was around the entire high school. I couldn't. I not going off.

[Brady]

And it happens, you know, in college too. They. They're five credits short. They still walk through the graduation.

[Brett]

I don't understand.

[Brady]

And all sudden.

[Brett]

Well, college is different.

[Brady]

Like two years later, they finally get.

[Brett]

That last class in college is different because they make you pay for all that so they'll take your money. College is a business first.

[Brady]

I didn't know. But public school, summer school, you. You have to pay for.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, yeah. We had to pay for it to pay. That ain't free. They don't offer it for nothing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, my mom was thrilled to cut that check.

[Brett]

God damn it. I was. Really?

[John Holmberg]

You're only a freshman. I'm like, well, it just keeps getting better.

[Brett]

Mom, guess what? I got three more years. Looks like my. And hey, it's better than sending me to camp. Yeah, mine was yours the morning one or the afternoon? They treat it like kindergarten.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it was morning.

[Brett]

It's like eight to noon.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And if you didn't finish it, you couldn't go to. Or I guess you were at high school.

[Brett]

I was just.

[John Holmberg]

No, I just didn't want to fall behind. Like, I mean, I could have, like, waited because it was algebra. So it was like, you know, it wasn't like my senior year to graduate. I was doing it my freshman year, so just to knock it out. And literally half my algebra class was in there too, because the teacher didn't know a whole hell of a lot about algebra. Either you got it or you didn't know.

[Brett]

The one thing this guy did say is summer school is there's a lot of slots in summer school. That is true. There's a lot of. Some of the girls in summer School were.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they were busy during class.

[Brett]

Yeah, they were. Questionable morally. There wasn't a lot of, like, good girls there. Most of them had daddy issues. And I mean, like, Ted Bundy was their dad. They had real daddy issues, John.

[John Holmberg]

All I got when I got my GED was congrats. Now go get a goddamn job.

[Brett]

You've already proven you're a loser. You've got a high ladder to climb. Fine. Yeah, sorry about that. But you've screwed up high school and it's not that hard. GED is pretty much the same thing, but you just, you know, you've cut out all the work.

[John Holmberg]

What is it, the Chris Rock Good Enough diploma?

[Brett]

Yeah, it's good enough. GED stands for diploma. People aren't really clamoring for the latest GED recipient for their CEO job.

[Brady]

Amazing how many more kids are just doing online. High school. Cool.

[Brett]

Yeah. Now that's because of parents, too. They're allowing it. And it's also because of these lib cuck teachers that I've been reading about. A lot of the Republicans are making their kids 49th place. Give us some more money and we'll hit 50. Yeah. I know a few of my friends who are fairly right wing that are now refusing to send their kids to public school because they don't want them to turn gay or something. I don't know what it is. I don't know what they're. They're very worried about that.

[Brady]

What is that called?

[Brett]

The indoctrination of homosexuality and trans this. And I've been in those talks with her and I'm like, all right, well, if your kid is that. Is that what you're worried about? No. Like, you think they can turn him into that? I mean, maybe. I don't know. I don't have any scientific proof that they can't. Maybe they would. I don't need that taught. I'm like, I get it. Yeah, you do you. I'm not so sure I'd be all that comfortable at the parent teacher conference if I had a drag queen. As my kid's second grade teacher, I think I might be a little bit more apt to go online.

[John Holmberg]

Mr. RuPaul, can I ask a question?

[Brett]

That's my hang up. Maybe a great teacher, but I'm gonna not necessarily give that one the fair shake. The high makeup and the glitter and the big hair. You gotta do that on your own time. And like a porn. Don't get caught. But you're right. Ask Rico Blaze when that started. My cop friend started. They and When I told my cop friends, do you know about this? I'm like, oh, we've known about this for a while. We found out about it months after this. Guys at the police station were showing it to each other. Fantastic stuff. You owe it to yourself. If one of your co workers is secretly doing porn on the side to send it to dtoledop.com. we don't care what they look like. We just want to see it. I mean, we care what they look like, but we'll comment on it if it's not delightful. And only fans. People probably stumbling across that quite a bit. Bet those girls are everywhere. A lot of prostitutes out there. What do you got on the big board of musical treats, my friend?

[John Holmberg]

All right, wake up song time, of course. Brought to you by our buddies at Action Ride Shop. Getting you guys ready for the summertime and ready to hit the trails. Although you're probably going to want to go early because it's supposed to be 116 tomorrow. But get up early, hit the trail. Go ahead.

[Brady]

Whoa.

[John Holmberg]

Excuse me. Go hit haws up and then stop over at Action Ride Shop. When you're done, get that bike tuned up, dialed in and you if. If you weren't happy with your bike out on the trail, pick yourself up a new one. The new pivots are out. They got Rocky Mountain, Santa Cruz. You name it, they got it. Or they will get it for you. It is at Action Ride Shop on Power and McDowell or the OG location right there on Gilbert Road and Southern.

[Brett]

Oh, boy. Scott Haynes had a good idea. He just text over. He said Sophie Cunningham should move to beach volleyball. She's wasting her time in the wnba. That would be fun to watch.

[John Holmberg]

Do they make the money, though? I mean, I know they made more than the wnba. That's what I was asking.

[Brett]

Yeah, I think they're. If you're. You gotta be really good at it. Get her in that avp. You know, it's worth the shot. She's athletic. She can jump, I think.

[Brady]

Right? She probably did both.

[Brett]

More than likely. Most of the girls I watch in the WNBA treat the basketball like a volleyball. They're batting it around, being knocked all over the place and going over stuff instead of in.

[John Holmberg]

So diving all the time.

[Brett]

Yeah, they're always on the ground. Might as well put some sand in the there. Make it sand basketball.

[Brady]

They have that in high school now. I mean that. Kirby, they do beach volleyball.

[John Holmberg]

They do, yes.

[Brett]

Gilbert Christian has a beach volleyball team. Oh, my God. You're just creepy. That is very. I don't think it should be a thing yet.

[Brady]

There's other schools.

[Brett]

I know. I don't think high school girls should be doing that. It's just an invitation to the pederast of society to go. I'm gonna go over that high school beach volleyball tourney. They don't make them wear the. They probably have to wear, like, long pants. No, they're in the bikinis.

[Brady]

I don't know about the bikinis. I don't think they're in there.

[Brett]

But they have beach volleyball at Gilbert.

[Dick Toledo]

Remember?

[Brett]

We.

[Dick Toledo]

We looked this up because ASU has the beach volleyball.

[Brett]

I know that.

[John Holmberg]

I'm okay with that.

[Brett]

Me too.

[Dick Toledo]

We looked up them and then they have theater programs for the high schools.

[Brett]

I think it should, because of that, start in college. I think beach volleyball. You should just have volleyball in high school and then the really good jobs in high school. School. What's that?

[Dick Toledo]

Put them in hijabs.

[Brett]

Okay. I'd watch that. Boy, you are really taking this liberal thing too far. You're now putting ladies in hijobs and. Yeah, the. Right. I think regular problem. Yeah. Regular volleyball should exist and then they should recruit in college.

[Brady]

Well, they do. Yeah, they have both.

[Brett]

Yeah. They shouldn't have beach volleyball in high school yet.

[Dick Toledo]

Are the seasons separate? I don't know when the seasons are. Do they have indoor volleyball and then beach.

[Brady]

The beach maybe goes in the. The spring.

[Brett]

Yeah. Give me the really good volleyball players. And then say you should try beach volleyball too, once they go to ASU where it's not illegal to look at it.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not Googling high school.

[Brett]

I know. Yeah, that's the. And that's how you know it's wrong. If you won't Google it, then it's wrong. You don't want it on your history.

[John Holmberg]

And you've seen the videos I've shown Brett.

[Brett]

Come into my office and bring your checkbook. We were. We were going through your computer trip.

[John Holmberg]

I don't have that many zeros. I'm sorry.

[Brett]

Well, we'll. We'll make it. We'll. We'll do it on. On a sliding scale to your salary. Why are you searching girls high school beach volleyball. It's a thing.

[John Holmberg]

And sent me the link.

[Brett]

Not at work anymore. Yeah. And also. Yeah. Send this to my private. Leave your check in the box. Have a nice day.

[Brady]

Right.

[Brett]

Anyway. Yeah, I don't think that's. Yeah, just take the regular volleyball high school girls and then move them into the beach once they turn 18.

[Brady]

Well, I think they're getting some scholarships out of it.

[Brett]

Yeah, No, I know. It's a way to. Yeah, but it still shouldn't be a thing. You can get scholarships playing regular volleyball, and then the really good ones at regular volleyball are going to move on. I don't think they're taking bad regular volleyball players and saying you should get a scholarship. So I think if they're good enough at volleyball in the basketball court, we can. We can scooch them over to the beach. I'm not comfortable with this whole high school because that'll lead to junior high beach volleyball. The creeps of the world are gonna start showing up to high schools, and that's the last thing you want.

[Brady]

I think the one girl's going to.

[Brett]

Usc that's pretty good. And so you make me want to look her up and now. But I can't. I don't want that on my. I don't want that on my history. And I can't have event. No. It's interesting, though, that they have getting.

[John Holmberg]

Under Sean Knight's thing. And you can do that.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. I'll just. I think his password is. Yeah, right. 69, exclamation. Anyway, anyway, what do you got on the big board? Musical treat on the list.

[John Holmberg]

Pearl Jam, state 11, trust, you know, all the stuff going on. Avenge Sevenfold. This means War. Down from the Sky, Trivium Full Of Regret, Danko Jones, Hail the Apocalypse, Avatar, Nuclear War by Nuclear Assault, Velvet Revolver, Hate Breed, Ozzy Typo, Negative Snot, the box for the wnba.

[Brett]

The box. By the way, Taylor has. He's right. He said. Are you talking about your Scottish friend who took his kid out of public school for that great phrase, you'll never make my son a homo? Yes, I am talking about. Thomas immediately stripped his kid from public school and homeschooled him right after because they were making his son a homo. You'll. They make my boy a homo? Yes, he's one of them. He's not the only one. I've got several. Several. I can think of four right off the bat that took their kids out of public schools because they're like, this is. There's way too much of an agenda. And I don't know if I do. I had. Well, yeah, there's a.

[John Holmberg]

Friends is going through that right now.

[Brett]

More than that, actually, I just thought of a couple more. I'm up to like five or six that I know right away.

[Brady]

You find the agenda that you like.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's the thing.

[Brady]

You're not going to avoid an agenda.

[Brett]

Well, other than homeschool. And homeschool is going to be you.

[Brady]

Which will be your.

[Brett]

Yeah, but that's the. The right. But that's the parents job is to push their agenda on a kid that's, you know, if it's strong enough at home, I don't think the school's gonna sway them. But if you don't have that kind of.

[John Holmberg]

Kids are dumb too.

[Brett]

Kids are dumb right now. Yeah. I just know that in my day, if we had a drag queen teacher, they'd have been ridiculed to the point where they'd have put some pants on and acted normal just because they didn't want the heat anymore. Kids would have been merciless. We had a math teacher at Dobson and the legend still lives that someone jumped over her in a sprint down the hallway and was suspended. And we all think that's hilarious, Mrs. Irwin. And once you heard that story when you saw Mrs. Irwin walking down the hall in front of you, everybody's like, should we do it? Like we all wanted to jumper. I didn't have the hop. I could have two footed over her if she'd stood still. But on a moving fly down the hallway. I'm not jumping over a moving midget. I'd knock him down. I'd break my arms.

[John Holmberg]

Your drag queen at supermodel is that.

[Brett]

Parent teacher. Honey, what are we doing? Just open the door. I hear the teacher's really fun. Hey, girl. Are you guys bopping his parents? Oh, my sweet Christ. What's happening?

[Brady]

Says his teacher's a model.

[Brett]

Have a seat. All the stools are upside down.

[Brady]

Stage four.

[Brett]

All right. Yeah. I just turned this classroom into 72 kids. We've only got 13 chairs. Gotta flip them over to make the kids sit still. Yo, Bobby's doing fantastic. Well, there's math skills. Math skills says that we got him doing makeup. Did you call me sister? All right, look here, Fox News, I'm teaching your baby what I know. We are pulling Bobby out of that school. Do they have boys beach volleyball at the Gilbert Christian?

[Brady]

I don't.

[Brett]

And that's for perverts. I hope they have to balance that out.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

In my school you have the boys and girls playing at the same time because you can't tell them apart. She's doing great, your daughter. That's my son. We call him Rachel Maddow. God damn it. That's it.

[John Holmberg]

Can you imagine Dan walking into a meeting with RuPaul?

[Brett]

First off, my dad didn't go to parent teacher conferences when they. Back when things weren't normal.

[Brady]

Yeah, that Was Mom's job.

[Brett]

Oh, if Marcy went too. Yeah. Still. Can you imagine if Marcy went to parent teacher conference? I met this. She wouldn't have told Dan about it. Things were fine. Things were fine. I was a teacher. Everything good? The boy being an idiot. Is he excelling in anything? Although toenails. He's doing good toenail work.

[Brady]

I like to see my dad sit down. The parent teacher with my eighth grade teacher. Mr. Churchman.

[Brett]

Trans.

[Brady]

Flaming.

[Brett]

Flaming homosexual.

[Brady]

Boys wear a pink shirt with rainbow letters that said chocolate syrup in it. And it dripped.

[Brett]

You know.

[Brady]

And he was a great teacher.

[Brett]

Sure.

[Brady]

But I would have loved to see my dad's face.

[Brett]

He was a great teacher. I heard that his teaching only hurt the first few times. Then you got used to his teaching.

[John Holmberg]

We're not flaming, but we are willing to learn.

[Brett]

Dan Holmberg. Hi. My name is Sapphire. No, it's not. What's your real name? Let me see your driver's license. If it says Sapphire, I'll call you that. My dad would not have. He would have been intolerant at best.

[Brady]

Your son's Bunsen burners on fire.

[Brett]

We were doing science the other day and your son came up with something brilliant. I think he might be a genus. What he do? He mixed the green nail polish with the blue and made this awesome, like, purplish yellow thing. It was unbelievable. All right, honey. Packerbacks. I'm going to punch the teacher in the face and we're going to leave. You can't hit me. I'm a woman. I'm gonna punch you in the face.

[John Holmberg]

It's debatable.

[Brett]

It's not debatable. All right, that's enough. We're gonna sashay. Shantae out of here.

[Brady]

My son's at Home ec.

[Brett]

He sewed this pillow. I. Oh, I took Home ec. My dad hated it.

[John Holmberg]

It's because there are chicks in there. That's the only reason.

[Brett]

Nope.

[John Holmberg]

You took it for other reasons.

[Brett]

It was for whatever reason at Rhodes Junior High, Home EC replaced like a science class.

[Brady]

No, I know.

[John Holmberg]

I took it too, but.

[Brett]

But because there were chicks there, I took it to avoid science.

[John Holmberg]

They had teen survival or something, was what it was.

[Brett]

Mine was flat out cooking and sewing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that was mine, too.

[Brett]

And did you make the. You get to sew a pillow?

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brett]

And you make the stereo? Yes, that's what I did. Yeah. Yeah. You could sell a boombox.

[John Holmberg]

Yep, that's what I did.

[Brett]

And the worst thing was I had to take it home sometimes and sew.

[Brady]

At the house and Work on it.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't do that.

[Brett]

Dan was. Was not. What the hell? It's homework.

[John Holmberg]

I wasn't testing Kurt Vesli with that one.

[Brett]

I took it home to see if my mom would help because mine was getting a little weird. I still have the pillow. Do you have yours?

[John Holmberg]

No, I think I got rid of it. Mine wasn't straight at all. Like the teacher. I mean, it was.

[Brett]

It was.

[John Holmberg]

The seams were all over the place and.

[Brett]

Oh, I had art and I had Home ec. Dan was worried. Yeah. And I sewed that pillow and he's like, what are you doing? Like, homework. I gotta get this done. I'm falling behind a little bit. Homework under the pillow. Where's the homework? Are you sewing a boombox? Yeah. Oh, my God. He's trying to attract urban gays just like his sister. Anyway, yeah, Dan wouldn't have been too good with that. So I get it if you want your kids not to have indoctrination. Yeah, I want to go to one of those schools that has that. Man, could you imagine how hard it would have been? And I mean that if Dobson High had girls sand volleyball. Holy smokes. I'd have been going to all of those anyway. All right. Yeah. Play whatever you want, Brad. I've got things to think about. My God.

[Brady]

Look up the teacher. Christina Formilla. She's in trouble.

[John Holmberg]

All right, one second.

[Brady]

Got a Britney Samora.

[Brett]

Oh, she got some. Oh, she did a kid thing, huh?

[Brady]

Yeah. Illinois teacher. She got 52 additional charges. Had had a relationship with a 15 year old.

[Brett]

Her mug shot's fantastic.

[John Holmberg]

Downer's Grove.

[Brett]

She's pretty.

[John Holmberg]

School.

[Brett]

And the boy was 15. She's young. 15.

[Brady]

And they had over 50 times together.

[Brett]

Oh, my.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she's got to walk with her husband. I got clowned by a high school kid supporting her man.

[Brady]

That's her high school sweetheart. Oh, college. College sweetheart.

[John Holmberg]

She has a Postinos.

[Brett]

He aged out. He. She only liked him as a high school boy.

[John Holmberg]

I like young meat now.

[Brett]

She's. Yeah, get. I like that you said that. I think that's the best. The worst biography title ever. I got clowned by a high school kid. I'm leaving you for who? Oh, my God. Is it Dave and accounts receivable? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm leaving you for a 15 year old boy. Oh, I'll be right back. Where you going? I'm gonna go shoot myself in the face. I mean, I. I can't possibly go on with this.

[Brady]

I believe there was a body cam.

[John Holmberg]

She's pretty soft.

[Brett]

Whoa, wait, what?

[Brady]

They pulled her over.

[Brett]

Body cam footage and of her being.

[Brady]

Really high was in the car.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett]

Dude's walking into the courtroom with her holding hands. I think I. I think I'm out on that.

[John Holmberg]

You can't cuck I'm out.

[Brett]

No, my level of support is fairly high. Well, but not there.

[Brady]

He's going with the story that the kid had a massive crush on her.

[Brett]

Right. And she had to act on that by having sex with him.

[Brady]

She let him know that, you know, that's what it. This kid was stalking.

[Brett]

The only way we stop a crush is by having lots and lots of.

[Brady]

Sex and spending more time with the kid.

[Brett]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I think this might be the body.

[Brett]

Oh, is this it?

[John Holmberg]

I'm not sure. Oh, hang on. I gotta turn. I gotta turn rue off here.

[Brett]

Happens. Yeah.

[Brady]

30 year old Christina Formella is with her husband and neither.

[Brett]

Oh, he's in the car and she's driving. This guy's asking for it. Yeah. You can go grab your things. Can you come with me? Yes. Yes.

[Brady]

Moments later.

[Brett]

Can he come with me? Doesn't he get a say why they're not saying much once you get to the police department. She knows why kill crew a boxing.

[Brady]

In the back of the squad car. Christina smacks her lips. She's trying to process, assess the sudden turn of events in her life. Finally, the cops filled her in.

[Brett]

I'm feeling I'm gonna throw up.

[Brady]

So what's the charge? The 30 year old teacher allegedly carried on an affair with a 15 year old student.

[Brett]

Nice kill, kid.

[Brady]

Mom says she discovered these word text messages on his cell phone. I love you so, so much, mama. I love you so much, baby. Even though this morning was short, it was perfect.

[Brett]

Christina Formella got married before school, man. Oh wait, they're gonna talk about her.

[Brady]

Less trist with the student had begun.

[Brett]

Done.

[Brady]

The teacher is now on paid leave from Downers Grove South High School outside Chicago.

[Brett]

And also for the hundreds of students, a victim. Man, I should be such a victim.

[John Holmberg]

And he's walking into court with her.

[Brett]

Not only that, I mean, you notice.

[John Holmberg]

Buying into the story, being a man. The hell's wrong with this guy?

[Brett]

Well, he saw the text. I love you so, so much. You banged me. But it was quick.

[Brady]

Explain that.

[Brett]

It was quick. But it was fun. I think I'd be quick too. Yeah, she's pretty good. All the signs were there. He was in the passenger seat of. Of her car. The husband was. He's. She's driving. She's asking can my husband come with me to jail? Like, he didn't even say, honey, why would I go with you? He's not allowed to drive. You got to give him a ride, too. Good Lord. Well, I hope that victim has a normal life from here on out. He set a high bar for himself. And I hope that guy tells his wife. Am I going to hold hands with you walking into the court anymore? Because the inside edition just showed your text with the guy. I. I got clowned by a 15 year old high school kid.

[Brady]

Took her a year. She started grooming him at 14.

[Brett]

Yeah, if that happened to any of us in this room, I would print shirts that said Whitbread said clowned by a high school kid. And you would? I would wear that. I would. Oh, if it happened to me, I would wear it. I would get it tattooed to myself like, I am never. This. This defines me forever. You are never ever getting past that with the people that know. No, I get clowned by a 15 year old. I see Brett 20 years from now. Hey, there's John. About 25 years ago, a 15 year old girl stole his wife. Hey, what's up, buddy? And everybody's like, you're kidding. You're still alive. Oh, my God. Oh, I see all the bumps in your head. Are those from the bullets and the attempts. Yeah, I've chickened out about 12 times. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Can you pd. We're late. Who did this? It's that damn teenage boy.

[John Holmberg]

Now that hot teacher.

[Brett]

This guy says, going back to what we're talking about, we had a co worker that was cucking his wife online. He even had an ad on Craigslist. Oh, can you imagine if we found Toledo's videos like that guy did? Oh, my God. You can't even. Every day. Hi, Richard. We'd watch that video. Hilarious. That's scary. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our friends at all Pro Shade. You want to get shady this summer because it is hot. Shade is good. Having more of it is great. And all Pro Shade can do it in the right way and make it beautiful, add value to your home. On top of it all, it is a definite feature. If you're trying to sell your house to have that in your backyard. This patio has automatic shades that are absolutely beautiful. They add shade. They look good. They block 95% of those UV rays. Those are the bad ones. And they can drop the temperature up to 20 degrees which drops it down to like 105. Still better. AllProchade.com is where you go.

[Brady]

Brady reported good Wednesday morning to Phoenix. Hello world.

[Brett]

Hi.

[Brady]

Happy national fishing day.

[Brett]

All right.

[Brady]

An international picnic day day.

[Brett]

Saw a dude yesterday tossing a line in for ditch pickles at the canal. Like had to be 2:00 in the afternoon.

[Brady]

Did you notice on hot commercials that are running and billboards getting your fishing license in Arizona?

[Brett]

Yeah, Toledo's. Toledo's doing it. Yeah.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett]

You haven't heard Toledo doing the ads.

[Brady]

I know I haven't heard.

[Brett]

Toledo's trying to get people to get their fishing license. I think Larry did a couple too. Toledo's are different though. It's like do you ever want to watch your wife fish fishing? Great band name.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Brady]

Couple of basis fun facts. Brad Pitt's younger brother Doug is a goodwill ambassador for Tanzania. And in 2011, Doug Pitt became the first American to climb Mount Kilimanjaro and descend by mountain bike.

[Brett]

He rode down Kilimanjaro.

[John Holmberg]

There's a trail I guess so call Action Ride shop.

[Brett]

Jesus. I didn't like haws the first time I was on it. I fell off of the usury pass one. It's a slippery. The ground wasn't steady in my back tire fishtailed out and I slid about 38ft down a hill. How about that? That can't be real.

[Brady]

It is.

[Brett]

There's got to be a road.

[Brady]

I looked it up up again because at first I'm like wait to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. But he's not the first to climb American to climb it. That happened.

[Brett]

He had to climb it with a bike on his back. Right.

[Brady]

And then descend was able to I.

[Brett]

Walk some of national trail at South Mountain. Some of it scares me there. Yeah, I know but there's like some of those guys can do nuts. That's.

[Brady]

That's.

[Brett]

But is there's a Pikes Peak has like a bike trail. I mean it's scary.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I can't imagine Kilimanjaro if you were the first guy had a pretty defined bike trail heading back. That's impressive. Is there no video of this?

[Brady]

There's gotta be. But you know, maybe there's a bunch of guys that were doing it but just he was the first American first that lived.

[Brett]

Oh that could be a bunch of nutty Germans or something. All right. Sherpas probably do it all the time. Unlike Unicycles.

[Brady]

The reason the Violent Femmes initially broke up. Wendy's used their song Blister in the sun in an ad in 2007, and the members of the group got into a huge fight about it, wound up suing one another, disbanded for two years.

[Brett]

Wow. And no one noticed except that weird girl with plaid pants. Yeah, the fence broke up. You guys, I can't do anything.

[John Holmberg]

You can only name one song over it right now.

[Brett]

Yeah, Blister in the Sun.

[John Holmberg]

That's all.

[Brett]

The only one I know.

[Brady]

Yeah, add it up, add it up.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I don't remember that one.

[Brett]

Nothing.

[Dick Toledo]

Just one kiss. Isn't that. There's that.

[Brett]

Is that the Dua lipa? Yeah. Yeah. One kiss is all it takes. Falling in love with that one. One possibility. That's with Calvin Harris.

[Brady]

Zebras have black.

[Brett]

Christ, just say it like a human.

[Brady]

Okay. Zebras don't have black and white stripes.

[Brett]

That's right. Your eyes have been lying to you.

[Brady]

They're black and covered in white stripes.

[Brett]

That's right. Which creates a optical illusion of black stripes.

[John Holmberg]

Why did I think of George Jefferson?

[Brett]

Because he called Lionel zebra all the time. Jenny. Jenny. That's right. That's right. It wasn't Lionel. Jenny. He called her a zebra a lot. And every white guy in the world giggled like, oh, my God. It's bad that I'm laughing, but when.

[Dick Toledo]

You talk to Kirby, do you say Z or Zed?

[Brett]

You like the British zebras? Yeah. You say zebras, but when you get to the Alphabet, you're like, X, Y, Z.

[Brady]

No, I don't.

[Brett]

He's a stickler for how words are pronounced. You know that, right? Well, she makes you. To make sure you're okay.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Let's get through the 26, Daddy.

[Dick Toledo]

Before bed, tell Brett how to pronounce Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

[Brady]

Yeah, Dr. Jekyll. Yeah, and Mr. Hyde.

[Brett]

It's not true. And also, Mount Everest is a. Oh, that's the. God forbid you call a dog a German shepherd.

[John Holmberg]

What's it? Well, that's what.

[Brett]

It's an Alsatian because he learned that in Germany. I have a German friend with an accent. No, it's German shepherds. They're different. Like. Oh, they are. Yeah. It's totally different breed. Oh, I didn't know that.

[Brady]

A new study in the Netherlands found there's one trait that makes us happier. No matter how old you are. It's true. Whether you're in your 30s, 40s, 50s, even.

[Brett]

80S blow jobs.

[Brady]

All you have to do is learn to trust other people.

[Brett]

Oh, that's a. No, that's not.

[Brady]

They found that having trusting attitude makes us happier and more satisfied with life.

[Brett]

You know who tells you that kind of crap? Crap, Somebody's about to rob you. Stay cynical, kids. It's the only way to get through life.

[Brady]

The study showed that trusting people makes us happier.

[Brett]

Nope.

[Brady]

And being happy makes us want to trust people.

[Brett]

Trusting people that you don't know makes you a sucker. Earning trust and being trusting of someone who's earned it makes you happier.

[Brady]

Being able to trust people. Don't say being able to trusting people.

[Brett]

That you don't know, but don't tell people to willy nilly. Just trust people. People you got. It takes time. You got to earn that trust. And you can fail and lose it and earn it back and that's even better.

[Brady]

The type of trust does matter.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Trusting people you're closest to makes the biggest difference, followed by trusting humanity in general. Institutional trust is when you have trust in things like government, banks, health care, industry.

[Dick Toledo]

That's Thunberg's problem.

[Brady]

They found that doesn't make as big as a difference.

[Brett]

No, the word trust should not be bandied about like, yeah, you should trust more. No, it should. You should be skeptical of everything until it proves you wrong and then pour your trust into it. Trust should be a gift given very, very, very conservatively.

[Brady]

A new study looked into dark personality traits and found that humans can display different levels of those traits. Traits depending on their location. Specifically those traits. Psychopathy, narcissism, being able to manipulate people.

[Dick Toledo]

Those are dark personality traits.

[Brady]

Yeah. Or desire or urge to exploit others. The study took place over 20 years and included almost 1.8 million people across 183 countries in the U.S. these four states contain the highest percentage of psychopaths.

[Brett]

California, Nevada, New York, Florida, Nevada, New.

[John Holmberg]

York, Oregon, South Dakota.

[Brett]

That was you taking a shot at Toledo's people. No, I didn't say that was Fox News. No, no. Oregon is Seattle on steroids. That was Fox News fighting msnbc right there. Right in front of you. Right in front of you. One word. Oregon. That's all it took.

[Brady]

Nevada, New York, South Dakota and Texas.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Because who'd want to live in South Dakota?

[Brett]

Yeah, you've been manipulated if you live there.

[Brady]

As for the countries, the ones that ranked the highest, China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Korea and Japan.

[Brett]

That's Toledo. Summer plans.

[Dick Toledo]

Hong Kong is China.

[Brett]

That's your travel agent's list of places to visit it.

[Brady]

We Got another study on coffee. The study out from Tufts University shows that drinking one to three cups of caffeinated coffee daily is associated with lower overall mortality, particularly in the cardiovascular causes. There's the catch, though. Straight up. Black coffee.

[Brett]

Coffee.

[Brady]

They did it. Cuts it down 14%. Lowers the risk of death by cardiovascular disease. But they say when you put that.

[Brett]

Cream and frappos and all that, that's a milkshake.

[Brady]

Goes the other way, but they say you can put some of it in there.

[Brett]

So nothing.

[Brady]

Basically a 8 ounce cup of coffee, you can put a teaspoon of sugar.

[Brett]

And your heart won't.

[Brady]

And up to about 5 ounces of 2% milk.

[Brett]

Doesn't it all depend on.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a cup.

[Brett]

But doesn't it all depend on what else you're doing? Yeah, yeah. Like if I'm healthy, but I have that as my vice, that's fine. It's not going to hurt your heart. Yeah, but if I'm crushing frappuccinos every morning, I can tell you right now that's not a good idea. By the way, Phil just emailed and he says you're totally right on the trust thing. Jew Berg.

[Brady]

Damn it.

[Brett]

I have to trust that I tune into the show. I won't hear something really gay. I'm still waiting to trust you. We're working on it, Philip.

[Dick Toledo]

Another texter says, Holmberg, don't you find that trust is also inversely proportional to intelligence?

[Brett]

Oh, dumb people trust. Yeah, it's like, you know, like. Yeah, yeah. Babies, like immediately like, bah, bah, bah, bah. And they can be totally taken advantage of, trust me. Steal from them like crazy. There's a phrase called stealing candy from a baby because they're dumb.

[Brady]

Dumb.

[Brett]

Yeah. Dumb people are easier to fool because they have to put their trust in smart people so they don't walk off into traffic. Yeah, that's true. And that's where grifters see marks.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett]

You see a dumb guy and you're smarter than them. You're like, oh, I can move this dude like a chess piece.

[Dick Toledo]

Trump watch. Trump mobile.

[Brett]

No, here we go. There we go, here we go.

[John Holmberg]

What was it called again? Why can't he do that?

[Dick Toledo]

Tds.

[Brett]

He's got that Trump duration.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no. The, the law that you're not allowed to make money while you're in there.

[Brett]

Emoluments or whatever. What was it called?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there we go.

[Brett]

This guy Rachel Maddow taught him a word and he won't shut up about it. Man, I'm gonna Buy you some poster board and keep you busy for weeks. No, King. Tyranny is bad.

[Dick Toledo]

I should show you my. My wife's sign.

[Brett]

Is it hanging in the house?

[John Holmberg]

It's a frame fireplace.

[Brett]

Did she make signs? She went on the march.

[Dick Toledo]

She's not hanging in the house. Yeah, she was on the Nano King.

[Brett]

Why don't you just tell her go down?

[Dick Toledo]

She asked me. She goes, you want to go?

[Brett]

Oh, God. You couldn't be seen at that. We might as well stumble across your porn, because we would be all over that.

[Brady]

He knew.

[Brett]

Just tell her to go down to the city council meetings and actually get involved in bills that are being passed.

[Dick Toledo]

She's been thinking about that.

[Brett]

Good. That's actually active behavior. That's disobedience in its own way.

[Dick Toledo]

Her friend are actually thinking about running for what?

[Brett]

School board. Oh, please, sweet Jesus, let Toledo's wife win something. Oh, the cuckery. You would have to listen to everything she said. She's a government official.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, she can't bring that home.

[Brett]

All right, well, you'll know. Yeah, I didn't know she was part of the march. She ran downtown, huh?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, her and her. Some of her other teacher friends.

[Brett]

And they just had signs.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, they were on Southern and Stapley.

[Brett]

Did she come back and go, man, knock that one out of the yard. Like, I still don't know what they accomplished. Published.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't either. But they're very targeted because they were in the parking lot of El Subair.

[Brett]

Oh, shoot. They were like, oh, yeah, preaching to the ICE choir.

[Dick Toledo]

They knew their audience.

[Brett]

They were hoping for a raid. They knew their audience. They had a thing. I was telling Brady about this morning on the news last night. Some lady who's a restaurant worker, they bounced her. ICE came into their work, and immigration came in and said, you're out. You're out, you're out. And she goes, I've been here for 24 years. I'm like, oh, well, you didn't do any of the papers. So she sat down and she actually said to the news. And it. You know, it's painful to watch somebody. You're empathetic as a person. But she goes, I didn't get to see a lawyer. I didn't get due processing. You're not American citizen. Try being a sovereign citizen. I had a friend who was a sovereign citizen of the United States. He was. Didn't have to have any. Like, he had no rights. He gave them up. You didn't get to see a lawyer. You didn't get due process. You didn't get any of it as a sovereign citizen. You just sat in jail until they were ready for. For you. You didn't have a right to a speedy trial. And then they said, well, they took her from her kids. And I'm like, that's painful as a person again, though. But isn't that like when weed was illegal? If you walked around with weed and got caught, you said this shouldn't be illegal. But it is. Like, I see both sides of this. Like, okay, you were playing with fire every day that you walked the streets without being a citizen. And I think that it is.

[Brady]

You're digging a deeper hole.

[Brett]

Yeah. And I understand that, you know, you had some things that. But you didn't do it in 24 years. Excrement. I was here for 24 years. Makes me think you should have done something about that. And I know it's too hard.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, it's too. It's expensive. And the process apparently take. Can take 10 years.

[Brett]

And I still struggle with.

[John Holmberg]

Still at 14 left.

[Brett]

Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, she could have done it twice by Toledo's math. But yeah.

[Brady]

And how many people have. Still were able to do that?

[Brett]

That. Yeah. During that time. Here's my deal.

[Dick Toledo]

During that time.

[Brady]

Well, just in. In general, during the long process.

[Brett]

Schwarzenegger was on the View.

[Brady]

Yeah. And he's going to be swearing in.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

People.

[Brett]

And he basically said, vernon, walking around like that, you're running the risk of getting caught. And that's what I've always thought. Now, look, I'm a white guy. I don't understand how any of this works because I don't have to live that way. So I'm never, I'm never going to say, oh, I understand your plight. But I do kind of think that pragmatically I wouldn't. I wouldn't walk around with weed in my pocket every single day for 24 years while weed was illegal and then complain when I got caught. I have been getting away. It's like when I drive in the HOV lane. I do it every day. And the day I get caught, I can't complain. Well, I haven't caused any problems. I've been doing a good. Yeah, but you did. This is still something you can't do. I get both sides. Like, I'm. I'm strictly in the middle, but I just don't think that a sign that says boo, tyrants. Actually at the El Super, I think you go home disappointed. My thoughts are on the marchers that they all went home disappointed. And Immediately went to Facebook and posted their pictures and said, all right, well, at least I'm getting a lot of support from people who are going to support me anyway.

[Dick Toledo]

There was definitely a photo dump on Facebook on everyone involved. And a lot of it centered on.

[Brett]

The signs, their signs.

[Dick Toledo]

They were proud of a very teachery way. Like, look at this sign.

[Brett]

They did a good job. They probably bought markers.

[Dick Toledo]

And that's grammar. Grammatically correct.

[Brett]

There was commas. Where commas go. Let's eat. Grandma was not in there. Yeah, always learn where the commas go. Or next thing you know, grandma's a meal. Grandma's a meal is a good band name. Your grandma's a meal.

[Brady]

There's a dude in Salt Lake City who's out having lunch with a friend on Saturday and out of nowhere, the guy attacked him, put him in a chokehold and tried to stab him with a wooden stake.

[Brett]

Vampire he brought a Wicker.

[Brady]

Was a 24 year old dude, Jose Perez.

[Brett]

He planned on that.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

The reason he did it, because it wasn't a vampire. Where he thought his friend was a werewolf.

[Brett]

One of the two stake to the heart. He brought a wooden stake with this. And that's what I always thought about.

[Brady]

A silver bullet with a. You know, you taught from the horror flicks.

[Brett]

I didn't watch all the Twilight.

[Brady]

Silver bullet was a werewolf and the wooden stake to the heart was a vampire.

[Brett]

I thought a silver bullet and a wooden state killed a vampire. And yeah, I thought the silver bullet is for werewolf. You're right.

[Brady]

The guy got away, wasn't hurt, and Jose stole his backpack and ran off.

[Brett]

Yeah, because with a wooden stake, more than likely you're just getting a terrible bruise on your breast bone that's not gonna. It's gonna take a couple of knocks to get through.

[John Holmberg]

Still, silver weapons.

[Brett]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

I can't believe I just googled silver bullets. Silver tipped arrows or silver blades are often depicted as effective against werewolves. Okay, so beheading, fire, that would have.

[Brett]

Been very Beheading usually.

[John Holmberg]

Pretty much extraction.

[Brett]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say beheading all things. Things pretty much accomplishes your task.

[John Holmberg]

Dismemberment, hard extraction, you know the. The basics.

[Brett]

Heart extraction's another one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Being thrown into a volcano too, that's also one for a werewolf.

[Brett]

Well, there you go.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Is there a platform on the volcano that we have to go to like in Joe vs. The Volcano?

[Brett]

All right. And those trips to Hawaii, those are your quick tips on how to kill a vampire from the morning sickness. Have a Great day.

[John Holmberg]

Wolfsbane also does a poisonous plant.

[Brett]

Wolf. Spain is a plant that's.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, okay.

[Brett]

They use that to kill people. In old 1800s books, a tequila soaked.

[Brady]

Turkey almost burned down an apartment building in Madison, Wisconsin on Sunday.

[Dick Toledo]

Live or dead.

[Brady]

The person was cooking it, marinating the whole turkey and tequila. So it was recipe you can find online.

[Brett]

Oh, all right.

[Brady]

It only been on.

[John Holmberg]

Did you look it up yet?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It only had been in the oven for eight minutes.

[Brett]

Oh, Jesus.

[Brady]

When he called 911 after the oven door blew open, firefighters showed up the thermal camel camera.

[Brett]

What?

[Brady]

The thermal. Thermal camera. They used it to check the oven. They opened the door and blue flames shot out.

[Brett]

Cool.

[Brady]

There was so much booze in the bird, the vapors accumulated in the oven. They think that's what was not enough, though. Science happened. It exploded.

[Brett]

You got a thermal camel, you got trouble on your hands. Anyway, by the way, I don't want to let the cat out of the bag for Toledo, but he wanted to march on Saturday, but it was the day before Father's Day. And that's his tradition of oiling his ball glove and standing by the window and waiting. So he couldn't be downtown just in case pop showed up.

[Dick Toledo]

Most supple leather you've ever seen, John.

[Brett]

That's a well oiled glove ready to go. Every June, that thing takes another big old thing of oil and just the waiting for 48 hours. He's coming this year. You want to go march with us? I can't. He's. He's coming. I got a feeling just in case. We're gonna have that catch.

[Brady]

And finally. I know you've been waiting for this, John. The lay's potato chip do us a flavor competition winner has been announced. They win a million bucks, you come up with a new flavor.

[Brett]

Flavor. Right. This will be terrible.

[Brady]

Steak, bacon, grilled cheese, chips.

[Brett]

Bacon, grilled cheese. So grilled cheese with the bacon on it? Yep. But it's in the form of. That's not too bad, actually. Yeah. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

The other finalists this year were Valentina and lime and Wavy Korean style fried chicken.

[Dick Toledo]

Valentina.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Brett]

My entry didn't make it to the finals, but I did do a leap of fish sticks. They said it sticks. Yeah. Fish sticks. Yeah. The taste of a fish stick. After it had been into a leap, Lipa and I put it on the chip and it turns out to be quite odiferous.

[John Holmberg]

Salsa fills the room.

[Brady]

Salsa?

[Brett]

Yeah. So is the bacon.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

It's like Sriracha Is the bacon grilled cheese one of those? Is it that dirt that they put on top of chips as flavoring the cheetah? Dry dirt, most likely.

[Brady]

There's got to be some cheat.

[Brett]

Yeah. Yuck. That is the worst invention ever.

[Brady]

Paula George submitted that. She's from Sepulpa, Oklahoma. She's got a million bucks.

[Brett]

That's pretty good. Getting a million dollars. Just to be pretty obvious, she just invented the.

[Dick Toledo]

Did she just come up with the two names or did she have to submit a rest?

[Brett]

No, you have to come up with the dirt itself.

[Dick Toledo]

You got to come up with the dirt.

[Brett]

Okay. I read that the other day and I didn't know that's what won, but they said you have to actually come up with that horrible flavoring. Yeah, you can't just come up with the idea. It has to actually be something they do. And I don't know if the lady has to come up.

[Brady]

I thought it was just a name suggestion.

[Brett]

Well, they. They have to actually put it into action and then taste. Then there's a taste. I don't know if the person does it. They give the idea.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And I think Lays puts it and then Lays. Well, yeah, cuz they're not going to let some homemade cat lady push their dirt on them. It's poison. And then, then Lays comes up with the proper. And then. But the Dua lipa, fish sticks, chips. You tell me. You walk by that can of Pringles, you're not going to eat that.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, we've been eating Selena Gomez all week.

[Brett]

That's right. Selena Gomez Oreos. And it just says on the package Selena Gomez. And there is not a grown man in sight that wonders when he takes a bite. Is it. How accurate is this?

[John Holmberg]

That's Bad Bunny or whoever or Benny Blanco. Blanco.

[Brett]

Yeah. Uncle, that was racist.

[John Holmberg]

It's one of them.

[Brett]

All the Blanco bunnies look alike to me. A Bunny or a Blanco. Whichever one's nailing that chick from the murder show. That tiny faced little Mexican girl.

[Brady]

Got a couple of pretty videos. First one's getting you caught up excited for the fourth of July parades. Okay, a little float action here.

[Brett]

It's like carnival. Oh, it's a girl trying to do the splits and the. But the dude.

[Brady]

But I think. I don't know.

[Brett]

Oh, if we don't know, we're just gonna lean.

[Brady]

Lean, dude.

[Brett]

Err on the side of caution. If you're not sure. She tries to do the splits on a moving parade float and she jumps in the air and the float's not there when she lands. I think it's a fella too. If you don't know, assume the worst. Let the surprise be pleasant. Present.

[Dick Toledo]

Look at a package.

[Brett]

Well, that's a set of balls on that. She does the. When she gets on all fours, this is. Her vagina is hanging too low.

[Brady]

This is right up your alley, John. A knife, an eyeball. Oh, and eating.

[Brett]

What kind of eyeball is that? A cow's eye. Oh, no, the guy's eating it. Oh, he's sucking it.

[Dick Toledo]

And it's we, man.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's Indian. Brad Williams.

[Brett]

Ah, damn it.

[Brady]

Quit watching.

[Brett]

Can't do eyes. I can't do eyes. Damn it. That's not. That was a bad one.

[Brady]

There it is.

[Brett]

That was close. This is not good. I'm going to need a second.

[Dick Toledo]

Your face looks like when you do Macho Carry la.

[Brett]

When he sucks, he sucks. Oh.

[Brady]

I wonder what the lens tastes like.

[Brett]

We're in the clear. I ate that fish eyeball once at Nobu. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Now how did you do that?

[Dick Toledo]

Don't think about it.

[Brett]

I think. I think Doug said he'd pay the whole bill if I hit the eyeball. And the bill was like three grand. So I ate that eyeball. Nice. And the fish eyeball was.

[John Holmberg]

Never mind.

[Brett]

But it was like boiled. Yeah, yeah, no question about that. Hey, look, if somebody's willing to put a three thousand dollar bill on their tab if you just chunk down an.

[Brady]

Eye, I'm eating eyes.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you keep it down?

[Brett]

I'd have been. Look, I'd have had some Brady Gravy in my mouth. If it was for three grand, I'd say that.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you hold the meal down?

[Brett]

Yeah, it was fine actually, the way they've deep fried the fish and then the eyes. The head's on the fish and then the eyes there and you kind of carve it out and it's supposedly a delicacy, but I think it's a joke. And I popped it in there because it was just. It boiled up enough to not look like an eye. Like a human eye or a cow. It didn't have any white. It was just a black. It looked like a jelly bean. Okay. But it sure didn't feel like one.

[Brady]

Last one's a dude on a scooter getting a double whammy.

[Brett]

Oh, it's a cruddy country. He's. Oh, he's about to. Oh. Oh. Dude opens a door and pushes him right out into traffic and he gets hit by a car going by. Wow.

[Brady]

Just stands there with bag of tacos oh, man.

[Brett]

Yeah, the guy who hits him with the car door as it open stands right next to Wrong country for tacos.

[Brady]

Britney. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett]

It's sushi. Nope. That guy's at a taco. I don't question him. Big food knows that guy. Went to the only taco stand in the Philippines.

[Brady]

There's KFC in Paris.

[Brett]

That's right. There is. That's right. They serve wine. Yeah, it's sunk, guys.

[Brady]

That's it.

[Brett]

All right, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett]

Oh, that eyeball thing. My stomach is spinning.

[John Holmberg]

We'll start out easy. Apparently, Crandall found Toledo's vacation videos.

[Brett]

Oh, okay, we have a Thai girl on what looks like a man. He's in tiger makeup all across his body. He's in it. And she's riding him like a little moped. And she's pretty sexy. And he's dressed as a tiger.

[Brady]

That's Tone Lee the tiger.

[Brett]

This is. This is what this might be. This actually might be. Don't do that.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brett]

This might be Cincinnati. Actually, that might be Joe Burrow and a girl. And she just rides him around.

[John Holmberg]

She just rides them around.

[Brett]

Okay, that's adorable. That was Toledo at the March on Saturday.

[John Holmberg]

How about some Hot Pockets?

[Brett]

Oh, my God. This lady's doing the. Oh. Oh. She was doing a trick where she splits her legs in half and then she lights her pants on fire and now her vagina is a flaming vagina and nobody's coming to help her at all. What is this bucket of water right there? What game are they playing where a lady lays on a stage and lights her vagina? She was going to do a flamethrower. She was going to do a flamethrower. I don't think she's like, yeah, because.

[Brady]

There'S a front rubbing algorithm.

[Dick Toledo]

Cincinnati's Got Talent.

[Brett]

Yeah, this is definitely Ohio's Got Talent. Wow.

[Brady]

One of the best competitions.

[Brett]

Holy crap. Wait, what? We didn't do any research on what that was.

[John Holmberg]

All right, it said dance hall competition.

[Brett]

Did Sandman sweep her off? Because that's the worst Apollo performance I've ever seen on amateur night. All right, next is a guy in one of Brett's wife beater tanks sitting at a table smoking a cigar with a pretty blonde girl. They're daring her to do something. She put her pinky in her mouth and she's sucking her pinky. Oh, she put her pinky all the way up into her nose and it is.

[John Holmberg]

It's in her cheek.

[Brett]

It's in her cheek. It's in her sinuses. Her pinky is all the way in her head to the fist. But she's very cute. Oh, did something come off on the finger?

[John Holmberg]

She was hot.

[Brett]

And here's the thing. She's pretty enough to where she stayed pretty after that. You still think about it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

But what else can she put all the way in? If she can do that with her pinky in her nose, all the other holes have to have special talents, too.

[John Holmberg]

How about this one?

[Brett]

All right, Here's a weird old lady on a beanbag with a feminine toy. Her eyes are crossed, her breasts are up. She's wearing Ronald McDonald's coat. And there's some serious brain bird squirting. Oh, she's having convulsions. This is a seizure.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brett]

I don't think this was. I think I just watched the lady dehydrate. In a second. Oh, my God.

[Brady]

Replay.

[Brett]

I don't have that kind of pressure out of my garden hose. And then the convulsions start. They're doing it in slow motion. She's broken. That's not how a human body's supposed to react to anything except dying. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

You know what? Let's. We'll just end with this one.

[Brett]

All right? There's a lady with two sex toys, rubber pee pees. She's.

[John Holmberg]

Remember what you said? Too.

[Brett]

Given one a mouth hug. She's giving a second one another. They're both in her mouth at once. She's reaching for something else. I fear it's a third. It is a third. She's shoving a third one in there. This is like Joey Chestnut. There's three huge wieners in her mouth. She's reaching for something else. Her mouth is massive. These are not small toys. And she is. He's got four in there now. It has to be the record. Please. That has to be. Is Guinness there to watch this? He's got four dongs. Gigantic dongs in her mouth at once.

[John Holmberg]

What a screenshot.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's. Man, if I knew her as a friend, that would be the picture I use when she calls.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a wallpaper right there.

[Brett]

That's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

That's most definitely her. All right. Ah, humanity. You're fun. That square, that eyeball. I almost threw up some Selena Gomez. Those Oreos are good, though. Yeah. They're basically just like churros, right?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah. And I hope that is what Bad Bunny's brother Benny Blanco is tasting. Are they related? Probably. There goes your Brady report, everybody. It's 98 KUPD. Don't eat eyes. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Dick Toledo]

You thought that was funny?

[Brett]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the fuck hell is wrong with you? Johnny, what do you make of this approach? Or hat in the morning sickness Flying through a Wednesday. And boy, Toledo is not gonna. He's not getting off the hook for anything.

[John Holmberg]

What do you do now?

[Brett]

Here are. This is a. This is a great joke, by the way. Said of course Toledo didn't march with his wife. We know there's no kings in Toledo's cuck house. Happy Father's Day. Also. So no kings. Goodbye. This one is awesome. It says, did you hear Toledo? When Brady listed off the countries, Brady said, China and Hong Kong. And then Toledo quickly chimed in with, Hong Kong is China. Typical commie. And then a phrase that's never been said on this show ever. Toledo doesn't even respect Hong Kong's autonomy. Surprised he didn't just say Taiwan is also part of China, because that's his dream. This guy's getting crushed. It's hilarious for a reason. I also got a lot of emails about people with the immigration thing. And again, I don't know if you've listened to the show for a long, long time. I've had a stance on immigration that has been waffling and wavered for years. Until I hired Al to do my lawn, I was like, all of you. My landscape service was traditional and every two weeks or so I demanded that we had immigration reform. And then like the next day I'd be like, we gotta get these people out of here. When my yard looked great, my mind changed. But when I needed help, I suddenly realized I needed that. God forbid one of those 40 foot palm trees needed trimming. Because that's when I got real lenient about the immigration plan. One guy was charging me $3.95 to trim palm trees and another guy said, 30 bucks a tree. The one that was undocumented was the one that I kind of leaned on. I also have this philosophy when it comes to immigration. If you fall out of my tree that I'm charged $30 a tree for, and you are undocumented, I will bury you and never mention it again. That's it.

[Brady]

It's your right as an American.

[Brett]

It's your right as a guy who climbs trees without documents. If you are documented and you fall out of my tree, I would hope that you're licensed and bonded because that's not my fault. You chose to do. See. So yes, when it comes to me. Don't yell at me through email about immigration. I and I also am tired of this argument and I say this all the time to people and it usually stops the argument. Stop using the. They separate people from their families. Everyone who's ever been arrested has been separated from their family. There's nobody gets to go with you unless you did it together. There's no, like, can my wife come? No. Although it did happen earlier with that teacher. She asked her husband could join her in jail. Jail. But he didn't have to go to jail. The separating families things is just a sad, emotional thing. And it is. But everyone who's ever been arrested has been separated from their family. Everyone. I don't understand that argument. Now, I'm going to get a bunch of emails about this because it's going to get politicized. But again, keep in mind, I'm the guy that is for stricter immigration rules when my yard looks good, right? And against them, when my yard looks terrible. I'm not the one to talk to about this. I firmly admit I'm way off the fray on this deal. If my palm trees start getting those weird things hanging off the bottom of them, all I think of is, ooh, I'm gonna have rats. And then I talked to Al, my landscape guy, and I'm like, how much for those 60 foot palm trees? That one's gonna cost 320. Nevermind. What about you? $35 there. What are you using? A rope and some baseball cleats. You're amazing.

[Brady]

And it's immaculate.

[Brett]

It looks better. And I usually give them more than the 35 they asked for, like 36 or 37.

[John Holmberg]

Look at you.

[Brett]

So before you start firing off, you don't know what you're talking about. I already know that I have some views of immigration that are my own. I don't let Fox or MSNBC tell me how to think. I've had these for years.

[Brady]

A guy, Lucio, comes over with his crew.

[Brett]

You're not asking questions.

[Brady]

There's different members there sometimes.

[Brett]

You ever go outside?

[Brady]

Maybe they are working their way or they are citizens.

[Brett]

Not your business at that moment. My business because at that moment you're getting a service provided for you. So suddenly your staunch stance on how immigration needs to be a wall and people. It goes away when there's a dude up 38ft in a palm tree trimming away, doing stuff you. Yeah, that's true. And I also noticed that Al landscape guy, who I love, hires out to get those palm trees trimmed. I pay him to pay someone else to get up there. That protects me. But I'm not so sure the guy up in the tree is any different than anybody I would have hired. I don't know that for sure. Again, I'm not asking any questions. I need something.

[Brady]

And what are the odds they're falling.

[Brett]

Out of that tree? So low, so very low. It's worth it.

[Brady]

I'm gonna roll the dice.

[Brett]

Worth the risk, I say. Brady's right. I go to Vegas, I have some fun at the old top dollar. Daddy needs a brand new set of palm fronds.

[John Holmberg]

But what if you're going for sushi or something? Trevor's back there making that again.

[Brett]

I want my authenticity. Japanese sushi chefs. I don't like Japanese guys working Mexican restaurants.

[John Holmberg]

Don't see that.

[Brett]

Exactly. There's a reason the Mexicans won't hire him. You think Quan Lee wanders into La Pinata and goes, I make a taco. Get the hell out of here. We got people for that. Although you and I were surprised at that Italian deli when that Japanese guy was shouting at us. I own a. What do you want? Chicken parm. One cheeks pop. What? I think Brett got spaghetti and the dude struggled with it and called it the S word. S word. One S word. Preach.

[Brady]

Did the original pasta make?

[Brett]

I know, but he made the pasta great. It was the song sauce than the names. Lasagna was off the menu because that would have. He'd had a stroke.

[John Holmberg]

Lebron now.

[Brett]

Rah, rah, rah. I don't want that. I'm not eating. Rah, rah, rah. Lasagna. Okay, I'm not. I'm gonna order. The chick parm seems to be cheek palm. He's good at that one. Wanna chickpeum? He was the only one working there. And Brett ordered a chicken parmesan sandwich and he just shouted it. Wanna check? Whoa, whoa. You're gonna make it too. Calm down.

[John Holmberg]

Easy there, chief.

[Brett]

Yeah, it was good. Surprisingly, the fish in my spaghetti was spectacular. Anyway, don't start me on the immigration argument. So when you start yelling at me, just realize that you're yelling into the ether. Like the people who marched this weekend. There's absolutely nothing that's going to get accomplished. I have skewed views on immigration. Wildly skewed because I'm white. I don't understand it inherently. I never went will. I admire the Native Americans. They're the ones with the biggest beef, and they tend to be quiet about it. If anybody should be mad about immigration, it's Indians. Like, really mad. They're looking at us going, are you really serious about border control? And then they'll say something, and we'll start laughing. Like, how? Like, hi. Oh, no, no, no. You know what I mean. How are you guys? Angry? Hello? We just think that the borders need walls. Yeah, so did we. So don't get me started on that, because I'm a reality person. But I don't like the argument of separation of families. That's like, if Brady got arrested right now, nobody would go, oh, my God, Brady had cocaine in his pocket, and now he's being separated from his family. Of course he is. It's what I want him to be. Separate him from your family. You broke the law.

[Brady]

They're not gonna separate him. Yes, they are.

[Brett]

And because we're caring, you're gonna take your wife and your daughter in there, and you're gonna go to jail too. Is that what we want? Again, leave me alone on this one, because I already admit I'm not on either side. I got my own position here. Brett's house needs some yard work. And I guarantee you Brett's not gonna go outside and check DOC documents. He's gonna go outside and go. Is the job getting done?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Andalay.

[Brady]

Here's your envelope.

[Brett]

We whites have to start recognizing that. That's what we do instead of starting to shout out what we heard on tv. And also whites who are mad at ICE and everything else that are doing marches and stuff like that. Next time you drive by a reservation, I want you to have that exact same kind of fury in your heart for what went on with that. But you don, because TV didn't tell you to. These are the opinions only of John. I don't want to write any more checks.

[John Holmberg]

I was just gonna say I'm barking.

[Brett]

Up some trees here, but next time, you're making poster board. Immigration is what we're built on. And you have to drive past the reservation to go to your march. Realize what a idiot you are. Yeah. Look. Did you hear that? I just heard. They're celebrating. Finally, a white guy is saying what they've been saying for years. That's. It's kind of embarrassing. If you've got to go to Mesa to downtown, you pass over a reservation to get there because you're mad about immigration.

[John Holmberg]

They're gonna be carrying you around like C3PO talking stick next time you walk in there.

[Brett]

I'm just saying. Oh, bird. And this comes from a guy with a belly full of Selena Gomez this morning. So I don't Draw too many lines. I just didn't. I don't respect the march and I don't respect the immigration argument when you got to drive over a reservation to. To complain. So I'm saying there's something super inherently wrong with that. Just a thing. Now Carlos emails and says I'm the guy from immigration is literally the name of the agency I work for. I hope I never arrest your landscaper. I probably won't unless he's got a rap sheet. Problem is, our agency is under too much pressure. Instead of standing up and saying to the president, there's a way to do this to get the result you want, but we need to vet some old data, so help us out. Don't forget, the previous three presidential administrations didn't want us to do any enforcement, so we're behind the eight ball. Instead, they're sending us out like dog catchers on random strays at the Home Depot. It's not snow, but everybody's a coward. I agree.

[Brady]

Little fast tracking.

[Brett]

I agree. Unless, of course, my palm trees are out of control. Then I disagree. We need to open those borders. We should have open. Well, you know, we should do like first Friday. The borders are open first Friday. And then get up on those trees and fix that and then go home. Yeah. This one says turf masters project at home. Bird's messianic temple has indefinitely skewed your views on immigrants. Yeah, it's definitely. Having turf has changed my views wildly. Basketball court in the putting green has made me less needy somewhere or other. My bill with Al hasn't gone down yet, and I've chopped out an awful lot of grass. I'll talk to him about that this week. Anyway, I don't want to hear from you guys on immigration. I've got. I'm wrong on so much of it, but it is my personal feeling. I'm out on a limb here. Oh, I just got. I have to go downstairs and sign some papers. Some money's coming out of my check again. Again. We got rock wars coming off in just a little bit. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Dick Toledo]

You thought that was funny?

[Brett]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? This is a little bit of a weird rock wars, but a statistic happened in the last. What is that, about 12 and a half hours? 13 hours? We are not celebrating enough. And it's because we're not a nation. Who believes this. But guess what? What Canada is, I believe. What is the record they are over 31 in Stanley cup since 1993. Us wow. Without even really being loud about it. Hockey's hours. Canada's up there skating around with second place or bell or worse. I mean, it's their sport too. It's their sport. It would be like if the Blue Jays won the world series every year since 1993. Would America's pastime still be America's pastime if Canada won it 31 years in a row? No. Hockey's ours.

[Brady]

And added to it, which state is dominating?

[Brett]

Yeah, well, guess what? This just adds credibility to Trump making Canada the 51st state. Cuz guess what? You're barely a country. You don't even have a sport anymore. We took it. So I want a celebratory song. We never did it. We should have done it 20 years ago when we took it. For 10 years, 31 straight years, the Stanley cup has lived south of the Canadian border. We're not proud enough of that as usaers. But Canada's eating our D's the entire way. Sure, you got your gold medal. Every once in a while, put an all star team together, it might bounce into a lucky win. We've had the cup. Lord Stanley moved to America. Suck it, Canucks. So I want a celebration. A patriotic super song celebrating our icy dominance over our neighbors to the north. And let's be honest, they've gotten a little uppity here lately. These Canadians we mentioned. We wanted to bring them into the Freya's estate and they threw a fit. You should be so lucky. You. Most places be like you want to be. Ask Mexico. Hey, you guys want to be our 51st state? See, see, see, see, see all of them all the way down the road. Canada. And your cruddy health care that you brag about all the time cost 60% in taxes.

[John Holmberg]

Let's ban team America, though. That's too.

[Brett]

That's out. Yeah, you can't. Can't do that. It has to have some sort of a. A glorious fu. Back to Canada. Canada. Oh, and 31. I just want something that makes me feel super American. All four major sports are ours. It would almost be as if the Montreal Alouettes won the Super Bowl. Do you know how hard Canada would celebrate if one of the Canadian football teams won the Super Bowl? They'd lose their minds. USA Throwing an American song for an American American sport. Hockey. Let's do like what Scotland did with golf. Let's steal it from the inventors. Golf was invented by the Chinese. Everyone knows that except for the Scots. But they Made it their own. Hockey belongs to us now. You can't have it. It's my bike. This is my bodyguard. His name's Mike. You want it? Come get it. Screw you, Canada. A little more apologetic Canada out here. How about an I'm sorry but a song for Rock wars about that because I'm pretty proud of that moment even though I haven't been all too hockey supportive. That was A great series. 6 games. Florida Panthers took it and dominated pretty much all the way through. They lost a couple games and they were great games. But Florida owned that series. It's 9:30 if you have any suggestions [e-mail] you can text 97936 Rockworld American Dominance on the ice. We need a song for that. It's 98. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy known only as Rock Wars. And it is brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over $100,000. No credit needed. Top dollar paid with the entire process. Just taking several minutes. Mo money pawn.com. 12th street an Indian school. Rock wars is a celebration of America. Sometimes we need to wave our dicks around and hit Canada with it. And evidently since Clinton's first term we've been doing that. At least in the world of hockey, which hurts Canada the most. Now I'm not all about beating up on Canada. For the most part I like Canada. But I also don't like anybody that turns down being a state. That's a good idea. I don't know why anybody would say no. I love it here. So Canada we took your sport. Lord Stanley lives here in the US of A. He moved. It's too cold up there. The money's not good. Loonies and toonies. Idiots. He liked dollars and he came down to them. So we own Lord Stanley. And I like what the Internet's we're going to change the name of Gulf of America again and call it the Gulf of Stanley Cups. I think that's a great idea. Just keep it down here. Keep it south. Brady, give us a theme song for our domination of Canada's national pastime.

[Brady]

31 straight cups.

[Brett]

Well since 1993. So 30 this 32.

[Brady]

32, yeah. Amazing.

[Brett]

Well there was a strike year so it's 31. Yeah.

[Brady]

I picked one of the most patriotic bands. Fans in the USA celebrate it. Static X Destroyer.

[Brett]

Oh my God. No real reason to read the lyrics of a Wayne Static song. That's the Only part you can. Yeah, we get it. Don't sing along.

[Brady]

Times.

[Brett]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, is that what he's saying?

[Brett]

Canada. And he predicted it. Cuz that song's like 20 years old.

[Brady]

31 times.

[Brett]

That's right. 31 times he says, do it again, do it again. And then you turn it off because it goes on a little longer. But still. Destroyer by Satic X Brad, now you.

[John Holmberg]

And I were kind of along the same lines with this one. I'm going. I'm leaning towards the boxer. One of the great, the greatest boxer of all time going to Rocky Balboa, who lost his ass to Mr. T. That's right.

[Brett]

Just got Mr. T. Canadian in restaurants, some people say the Canadian. They call him Canadian.

[John Holmberg]

He got smoked. Just like Canada used to dominate hockey. He came back with the Eye of the tiger.

[Brett]

Oh God. We're coming off the same soundtrack.

[John Holmberg]

No, you're the next movie, actually.

[Brett]

That's right. This is very American.

[John Holmberg]

More American than this.

[Brett]

Yeah. They don't have tigers up there in Canada.

[John Holmberg]

It's too right because they're.

[Brett]

That's why. Or that it's either too cold or. The Florida Panthers. Close enough. It's a predatory cat. Yes, that's right. Panthers and Tigers. It's hard to tell them apart with the right hair. Dude. All right, Brad. I like it. I'm all about celebrating America and I already said it three times. Lord Stanley left that fishing shack on an ice lake and said, I'm going somewhere good. I don't want my money to be $0.40 to my toony loony dooney. Gonna go spend dollars, look at American asses and bikinis and stuff like that. I'm gonna spend a couple years down in Florida, move my way back up, maybe go to Tampa for a year to. I'm going to check out the mountains, the purple mountains majesty of Denver. Float on back over, hit Chicago two or three times for the party. That's what Lord Stanley's been doing since 1993.

[John Holmberg]

Been busy.

[Brett]

He's been living in America. That's exactly right. He ain't going back. There you go. Would have been fun to hear Wayne Static redo this. Oh yeah, we're late. John, it's on you. Tribute to Lord Stanley's new home. Will it be James Brown living in America? Will it be Static X Destroyer? Screw you, Canada. Will it be Eye of the Tiger? In honor of Brett's favorite boxer of all time? Well, he wore American flag shorts.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, the greatest. Just him and Rocky Marciano.

[Brett]

I'm going to Leave it up to you, John Gordon.

[Brady]

This is not a pity vote.

[Brett]

Huh?

[Dick Toledo]

Brady wins.

[Brett]

Why would you preface with that? He just wants to hear Destroyer. He just wants to hear Destroyer. I mean it's not a pity vote. That's all this is. All right, we'll take a break. We'll play a little Destroyer. We'll do the entertainment drill. Congratulations Brady. Pity voter. No, not John. Didn't want to hear James Brown or Survivor. Ironically, two songs younger than his favorite do tune. It's 950. Brady wins this week's Rock Wars. Oh boy. See you next week, everybody. It's 98, KUPD, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock rich radio station.

[Dick Toledo]

You thought that was funny?

[Brett]

Morning sickness. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? All right, Brady, nice job. That's Destroyer from static X. That's never bad when you throw static X on that's.

[Dick Toledo]

I believe that's Brady's second win of the year.

[Brady]

Wait a minute, I thought I was on a roll there. Yeah, I thought I had like a roll. 2 or 3 in a roll.

[John Holmberg]

7 out.

[Brett]

2 or 3 in a roll.

[Brady]

These 3 year olds. Stats aren't right.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, I'll go back to the, you know the stats and we'll find out.

[Brett]

Very possibly you've won three, but two, two maybe low.

[Dick Toledo]

But don't think you've ever been on a roll.

[Brady]

I thought I opened up like with the first two weeks or something like that.

[Brett]

It's been so long since you've won, I don't remember. Maybe it's been a while.

[Brady]

It's been a while.

[Brett]

Fades from memory it's 120 degrees outside and last time it was possibly 45, so I don't know when the last winds were but you were the Canada of rock wars. We have Lord Stanley lives over here. Brett Knight. Yeah, it's true. It's not going to move over there anytime soon. I don't think. You'd have to go on one hell of a roll like you did when you started the year with two. Knocking it out of the yard a couple weeks in a row and then you took six months off. It is time now for Brady not to take any time off to give you the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] that's the home of tactical black self defense training. And of course you watched Sophie Cunningham last night of the formerly of the Phoenix Mercury but now of the Indiana fever. And I have to Give Sophie a lot of credit. She evidently is a martial artist as well. And when she grabbed that girl by the back of the head, she did something that's amazing because she not only did some training that you do when you're being attacked by multiple people, she used the first person as a barrier between her and the other people. Also showed great restraint by not throwing her. And I'm sure this is what she's done in training a million times, throwing her knee right into the face of the girl whose back of the head she held. So Sophie could have gone to jail last night. Now that we know that she's Missouri's youngest black belt of all time. I don't know if that was a good school or not, but she showed some skill last night in her little fight. And it's evidently all you guys have been talking about because. Because, holy smokes, am I getting a lot of people going. Did you see Sophie fight last night? I sure did. Bottom line was she knew how to handle herself when somebody went crazy, and that was at her work. I use that as the example because FBI stat is the majority of the time, the most danger you face in a day happens in your workplace. It's where you spend most of your time. It's where strangers pop in, pop out, and sometimes the lunatics you work with are right there as well. So. So with that being the case, why not have a little bit of a plan at your work? Look around your work. There's a plan for a fire. There's a plan for. In case there's some sort of a toxic leak or if somebody went nuts. You probably have places that you would run or you have a plan, a staircase to go out of there. The same thing happens to defend yourself. It's preparation. It's not paranoia. And they do a great job up there at react defense of making you prepared and not paranoid. People who should be paranoid are the ones who aren't prepared prepared. And that's what they get you to stop being. Stop being a sheep. Start being a sheep dog. Protect yourself and the people that are around you at all times. Do it now. You got nothing else to do this summer. The price is too good to two months. 199 bucks. That's personal training at a cost of about, I don't know, a couple bucks a class for all they offer. That's pretty amazing. So hop on it. Reactdefense.com it's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brady]

More Americans watch television on streaming than on cable and network television combined. In May Day. It's the first time this has happened for a full month.

[Brett]

Wow. It's over. TVs. TVs. The old fashioned way is over. And we knew that. And congratulations to the staunch gray haired knobs that have run TV into the ground once again. Something that used to be free, well, branded and in every home in America is now losing to something that costs tons of money, is cumbersome, and has absolutely no entertainment value. They have run broadcast television into the earth. Radio, are you listening? No, you're not. It's amazing to take a Brady if I gave you free food every day and every day you said, there's one thing about this I just don't like. And I still kept it in there every single time I gave it to you. And then somebody said, hey, for $10, I'll make you the thing you like without the thing he puts in it. But his is free. Mine's 10 bucks. And it's gonna change and it's gonna go up every month or so that I give you this.

[Brady]

You do it eventually.

[Brett]

Yeah, eventually you're gonna be like, this guy doesn't listen to me. The free guy is a dick. Radio. Traditional radio bosses and traditional TV bosses never listened to you guys. That's why we're the only show left, us and Beth.

[Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett]

Season four of Reacher because we never listen to them either.

[Dick Toledo]

And her owners are just afraid of her.

[Brett]

Yeah, I would be too, actually. She does. She does pretty well. Yeah, I think the listeners are afraid too.

[Dick Toledo]

She carries two months out of the year.

[Brett]

In fact, she went on a rating split the other day. I don't know if you guys. If she came to your house. House opened the door and there was Beth with a gun.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[Brett]

You tell whoever at Nielsen, you listen to me, like, oh, my God. She gave me this, like kind of a homemade look, like a walkie talkie. And it manipulates the rating system. She showed she's tough. She's a tough girl. I look forward coming in your house. We're going to turn the radios on Beth's show.

[Dick Toledo]

I look forward to next year when Ladonna joins us.

[Brett]

Ladonna's taking best lead. Pretty soon, Ladonna's just going to show up at your house, download my show. Now, I don't think you understand the ramifications if not listening to Ladon.

[Brady]

So season four of Reacher started filming in Philadelphia. And in the middle of filming one of the episodes, cut. Walking in on the set.

[Brett]

Set.

[Brady]

Hunter and Joe Biden. Joe Biden.

[Brett]

Joe just Wandered onto the Reacher set.

[Brady]

They happen to be in the same area.

[Brett]

Those are cameras. Must be for me. Yeah. It's come from President Biden. How you doing? They had to cut it because was Hunter high and Joe chasing him. Hunter's got too much cocaine.

[Brady]

But Alan Richton, the. The star, took a picture with him, posted. It was an honor to meet him.

[Brett]

And wait a minute. Biden just wanders around untethered?

[Brady]

Happen to be not knowing that. That the. Their film.

[Dick Toledo]

It was his. It was his double.

[Brett]

Okay, yeah, well, there are. There is that possibility. But by the way, there's nobody that grabs him by the nape and pulls him back when he wanders on. There's nobody.

[Brady]

Went down where. You know, where did this.

[Brett]

Where did Joe go? Ah, I thought it was your turn to watch.

[Brady]

Brett was over there doing bumps.

[Brett]

I was like, there's some sort of a ruckus over here. There's a big man, man, no joke. I'm in raa.

[Brady]

Tyler Perry is being sued for sexual harassment and assault by a man who appeared on some of his TV shows. He only wants $260 million.

[Brett]

Now, you got me thinking that Joe's everywhere. Just here. Tyler Per going, hello. I just wander on the Medea. How you doing? Madea's black, I'm black. You vote for me. You ain't black, right? Medea, Hello.

[Brady]

Brad Pitt owes his career to a stripper. He's telling a story.

[Brett]

Did you read his biography last night? That's your second Brad Pitt story today.

[Brady]

Was. Yeah, it was his brother.

[Brett]

Family. Yeah, let's go to reunion or something.

[Brady]

Nope. Two stories came out pretty good.

[Brett]

Fun fact, pit news.

[Brady]

He dropped out of the University of Missouri with two credits shy. Drove dented silver dots into Hollywood looking for stardom. He had $300 to his name. Started doing odd jobs. Like he dressed as a chicken for a fast food joint, waving people in, man.

[Brett]

I can imagine.

[Brady]

He also drove strippers in a limo to parties.

[Brett]

Brad Pitt's face had to wander hours before he got his big break in Los Angeles.

[Brady]

So one of the strippers said, tim, hey, I'm going to this acting class with a friend of mine, Charlie Sheen.

[Brett]

I think I've heard that before, that they went together.

[Brady]

And so he's like, I'll check it out. If it's good enough for Charlie, I'll check it out. And he did. And then one of the girls at the class said, hey, I've got a talent agent that just set me up with an audition. Would you read with me during the audition?

[Brett]

Yeah, cool world.

[Brady]

They hired him. Was it instead of the girl on for the audition.

[Brett]

Oh, wow. He got a girl role. Oh, I see she's reading for something else.

[Brady]

They're like, I like this dude.

[Brett]

You know what's funny is a hunter used to say that all the time too. If it's good enough for Charlie Sheen. And then it disappeared for an hour and come back. Starts reading like a dozen powdered don't donuts.

[Brady]

Kelsey Grammer's expecting baby number eight.

[Brett]

Good God. He's got to be 75.

[Brady]

70. Katie Walsh is his 46 year old wife right now. She's.

[Brett]

He put it. He put one in a 46 year old. Oh, that's dangerous. That might come out a little bit of a potato. Yeah.

[Brady]

And starchy.

[Brett]

Hello, little derp. I'm listening. I think he's saying daddy.

[Brady]

In other baby news, Machine Gun Kelly revealed the name of his and Megan fox's baby girl.

[Brett]

Tech9.

[John Holmberg]

Dope.

[Brett]

Dope. He just named it dope.

[Brady]

Saga Blade. Fox Baker.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you. Dope was better.

[Brett]

Real.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, see, Dope was better.

[Brett]

Saga. Blade. Fox what?

[Brady]

Saga. Blade. Fox Baker.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady]

Because his real name is Colson Baker.

[Brett]

Which is a decent name. Saga Brain. What was it again?

[Brady]

Blade.

[John Holmberg]

Let's go with dope.

[Brett]

Dope is better. Saga Brain. Ugh. Blade.

[Brady]

Liquid Death sold 10 empty cans of iced tea that were drunk by Ozzy Osbourne. The sales pitch was contains Ozzy's DNA.

[Brett]

Okay. God.

[Brady]

They each sold for 450 bucks. Each sold out immediately. They're hoping Ozzie might drink a couple more. You can auction them off again.

[John Holmberg]

Could have added that to your beer can collection.

[Brett]

Should have been all over can. I've. I've gone 52 and a half years dodging A's DNA. I'm going to keep that streak alive.

[Brady]

W. He says Ozzy said he's not afraid. They use his DNA. His comment was clone me, you bastards.

[Brett]

By the way, another amazing Canada stat. I was just sent to by Michael Damiano, one of Brett's people. Damiano says here's a great stat. The last time a Canadian team won the Stanley cup was 1993. An American based team has won their CFL Gray cup football championship since. There's been one of those. Since there's been the last hockey champion. The Baltimore Stallions won the Gray cup in 1995. So the streak is actually longer for the NHL to win a Stanley cup in Canada than it is for the United States to win a Gray cup in their silly football game. We own Canadian football as well, technically, by that standard, that great stuff. I think I might kind of want to go to war with Canada. I've had it with them.

[Dick Toledo]

Little uppity.

[Brett]

Yeah, they're getting a little mouthy. There's only 38 million of them. Wipe them out.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, we're 10 to 1 right about that.

[Brett]

We take them down pretty fast. Yeah, they can have Quebec. They use metrics. I'm not into.

[Brady]

That would be nice extension.

[Dick Toledo]

Vancouver's awesome.

[Brett]

Pretty amazing. If we could just get rid of one thing. The Canadian. I'm for it. We're done. Larry McFeely's coming up next. He's got himself all sorts of stuff, including money for you. Part of his excellent adventure. And that's part of valley Toyota dealers and Larry's little trip he took a couple weeks ago. He comes back, he goes up, he harvests $3,000, and he gives it to you. He'll give you all the information on how you can win that. Coming up in just moments. We're done. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Tomorrow, right here in the morning sickness, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.