06-19-25 - FULL SHOW - THURSDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: June 19, 2025 Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD delivers a vibrant and engaging episode filled with lively discussions, insightful debates, and community-driven initiatives. Here's a comprehensive summary capturing the key highlights from the June 19th broadcast.

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1. Juneteenth Celebration and Awareness

The episode kicks off with an in-depth conversation about Juneteenth, exploring its historical significance and contemporary recognition. Hosts delve into the varying awareness levels among listeners and the appropriate ways to honor the day.

• Dale Hellriegel (02:03): "It's also Juneteenth. And I know I'm wasting my breath here, but if there's any black people awake right now, you should call your boss and just test it out."

• John Holmberg (08:02): "Well, you know what? Celebrate with your families and talk about whatever it is that affected you."

The hosts debate the legitimacy of taking the day off, cultural appropriation, and the importance of genuine celebration over superficial acknowledgments.

2. Operation Hydration: Community Charity Effort

A significant portion of the show is dedicated to Operation Hydration, a charitable initiative aimed at providing water to those in need amidst Arizona's extreme heat.

• Dale Hellriegel (06:03): "It was an amazing experience to watch that happen and just to know that all these donations actually are going directly where they're supposed to."

• John Holmberg (07:59): "They need to thank you. I should have told them."

The hosts emphasize the direct impact of their efforts, showcasing how donations seamlessly flow from contributors to recipients without intermediaries. They encourage listeners to continue supporting the mission through various drop-off points, including local businesses and the Phoenix Rescue Mission.

3. Music Tribute: Honoring African American Contributions to Rock

In honor of Juneteenth, the show features a curated selection of songs from bands with African American members, celebrating their pivotal role in shaping rock music.

• Dale Hellriegel (43:26): "All the songs we play today will be, you know, for the contributions of that race to rock and roll."

The hosts discuss bands like Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and Suicidal Tendencies, touching upon controversial stances within the music community, such as exclusivity based on political affiliations. They advocate for enjoying the music while recognizing the contributions and avoiding divisive judgments.

4. Sports Franchise Sales: The $10 Billion Lakers Deal

A major topic of discussion revolves around the unprecedented sale of the Los Angeles Lakers for $10 billion, exploring the implications of billionaire ownership in major sports franchises.

• Dale Hellriegel (70:06): "He owns the Dodgers and now the Lakers. It's crazy."

• John Holmberg (77:30): "If Jerry wanted to sell the team... That's a pretty big deal."

The hosts analyze how such massive investments are reshaping the sports industry, the potential for consolidation of ownership, and the impact on team dynamics and local economies. They speculate on future franchise valuations and the sustainability of such high-priced deals.

5. Light-hearted Banter and Audience Interaction

The episode is peppered with humorous exchanges and playful interactions among the hosts, adding a personable and entertaining layer to the discussions.

• Dale Hellriegel (85:06): "I'd take a break during that whole windstorm."

• Brady Bogan (83:05): "Do I still get the... What is it? The black AMEX card?"

These segments showcase the hosts' chemistry and ability to engage in spontaneous, relatable conversations, fostering a sense of community among listeners.

6. Listener Engagement and Calls to Action

Throughout the show, the hosts encourage listener participation, whether through donations to Operation Hydration, suggesting songs for the Juneteenth tribute, or sharing personal anecdotes.

• Dale Hellriegel (49:18): "And we got to thank Lerner and Row, our friends over there, Albertsons... And you guys."

• John Holmberg (81:03): "We have to hit those million Bottles this year."

This engagement not only bolsters community support but also reinforces the show's commitment to local initiatives and listener-driven content.

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to blend entertainment with meaningful conversations, fostering both amusement and awareness among its Arizona audience. From honoring significant cultural milestones to spearheading community aid, the June 19th episode exemplifies the show's dynamic range and dedication to making a positive impact.

Transcript

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[Toledo]

You thought that was funny?

[Dale Hellriegel]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. Radiate. What the hell is wrong with you? Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Thursday, the longest day of the year. It is 5:45. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. It's also Juneteenth. And I know I'm wasting my breath here, but if there's any black people awake right now, you should call your boss and just test it out. I ain't coming in today. Why is that Lamont? I Think we both know why. Oh, yeah. All right. Enjoy your day. There's no way anybody's gonna. There's no way. It's like when women have female issues and they call their boss. Something's going on. I got some discharge up there. You just stay home. Like nobody wants to eat. Nobody wants to go down that road.

[John Holmberg]

So you don't think Thunder Horse and President John are going to work today?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Not going to hear from either of them today. I'm not going to hear from Andre. Thunder Horse, President John, big perp. None of the listeners. When.

[John Holmberg]

When going to work.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Very. Winston is very into his job. It is what? Winston, stop right now. Turn around, go home. That's it.

[Toledo]

A day off for everyone.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No, it shouldn't crack because. Brady. Because it should be a day off for just black people. That's a fact. And that's fine. You shouldn't get a day off for this. That's ridiculous. You should be celebrate. Celebrate what, Juneteenth? Because now you'd celebrate with barbecue. You do. You do clan day. If they had it. If there was a day off, I would too. But this one should be. And they're not getting a day off. Nobody's getting a day off.

[John Holmberg]

He's taking sweet baby Ray's day off.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'm saying. Yeah, exactly. I'm saying if you're a person of color. No Mexicans. Not talking about you. You and I am. You're getting close though. Yeah, You.

[Toledo]

It's federal holiday.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I know, but it's not a day off day. Call up and tell your boss, your white boss that you're not coming today just for the fun of. Is a freebie if you're black. If you called today and said not coming in because it's Juneteenth. You're manipulating the system. No, everybody knows you don't. You're not. You didn't even know what it was four years ago. None of us did.

[John Holmberg]

You don't think Tripp would be okay with that?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'll see you in the morning, Brady. I'm not coming in. Oh, yes you are. And bring your checkbook. This insubordinates will not be tolerated.

[Toledo]

They say they did a poll and 13% of people still don't know.

[Dale Hellriegel]

What people? That Donald Trump is the guy who taught me what Juneteenth was. That's horrifying to me. I never learned it in school. And it's. You know, I didn't know. In fact, Neil Brennan, the co creator of the Chappelle show was the one that he Had a sketch that didn't go on the Chappelle show once about the plantation owners. The day before it all went final, and we didn't even know what to call it when we were talking. Goes, what day was that? He goes, no one knows. And I remember this was like, 15 years ago. No one knows. We had the thing where it was just a plantation owner sitting there telling their wives, tomorrow might get a little weird. It's official. We're not allowed to have them. And, yeah, I got to set them free tomorrow. And it might get weird. And it was just the nerve wracking day before there had to be a last day of slavery. And so it was a funny thing. Yeah, white whites can't call their bosses today and say they're taking off Juneteenth. That's sketchy. But I tell you right now, if Winston called me and I was his boss and he's like, man, I'm not coming in today, I'd be like, I'm not fighting this one. This is gonna end up in court.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Joy, take two.

[Toledo]

I learned something new about it, that the mashup of Juneteenth.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Was actually coined in the 1890s. I thought it was a newer.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's been around for a long time. Yeah. And Trump taught me that too. It was like 2018. He started talking about Juneteenth, and I'm like, what the hell is that? And then, you know, he brought it up, and I'm like, donald Trump is the one that's bringing Juneteenth to the party. And then Biden signed it into law in 2021. Yeah, but I take advantage of it. Take advantage of. It's like I always say, traffic reports aren't so you can drive around the wreck. It's to give you an excuse of why you're 45 minutes late. It's perfect. Go get some burritos or Moons over Miami. Pull over. News tell you get an accident on Indian School. It's about a 45 minute delay. Well, call the boss. I'm staring at brake lights, man. I don't know what's going on. I'll be late. And then go get a sandwich, watch some tv, finish up, you know, whatever. You're binging.

[Toledo]

Do you get in trouble, or does it make people upset? Just like if you said, merry Christmas.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Happy Juneteenth.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Is that. Is that rude to say that?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I think. Yeah. I don't think you need to be dicking around with it. You need to do what white people do and just ignore it. I think that's what we're best at is to. To just act like just because you don't want to stay on. I don't want to step in it and say, happy Juneteenth and then get a speech that it is nothing happy. But I don't know. It's not like, hey, man, just ignore it.

[John Holmberg]

I leave it alone.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I leave it alone. Complet day. It's not my day. It's nothing about me. Maybe just sorry. Like, you walk by somebody sorry about that whole thing there. Why? Sorry about history, and then you move on. I'm not. I have no problem with that. But, man. Man, if I was. If I was black, I would not be here right now. What do you mean you're not coming in? I ain't coming in. That's what I mean. You're gonna make me do it. Master.

[Eddie]

Don't do that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right. Yeah. Enjoy your day. We're still nervous about it. All right. Iced tea. Take the day off. Exactly. Mr. Reeve, I'm not coming to your work today. Well, I'm afraid you have to. Iced tea. No, I'm not coming in, and you can't force me. Those days are over. Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay. Stay home. White people get nervous when you bring that stuff up. We don't know what you're gonna do next. Take advantage of it, please. By all means. I would. Yeah. This guy says, in honor of Juneteenth, I'm going back to bed. Yep, that's what I do. Nice job. Perfect.

[John Holmberg]

Being the typical white guy. I didn't even know it was coming up until my phone said, you want.

[Dale Hellriegel]

To reset your alarm?

[John Holmberg]

I'm like, for what?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, tomorrow's. Yeah, it's garbage, but, yeah, Take that day. Do it and be proud of it. And you know what? Celebrate with your families and talk about whatever it is that affected you. I got. No, honestly, I have. My brain can pretend I understand. I don't know what it's like. I don't know what it's like to feel that way or to know that any of my family members went through that, so I just mouse it. But maybe they did. I don't know. Bottom line, I've coasted, and it has a lot to do with my pigment, so I'm fine with that. Every day is Juneteenth for us, Brady. Because we don't have to. We've never had to. We've always been free. Never understood it, Never understood the risk of it, Never understood the Looming cloud that could be there for. I don't get it. So I'm not going to pretend I don't understand that guy. Want to talk to me about that? I'd be like, got me. I've been Juneteenth since day one. I've never once thought of being enslaved. It's never a thought in my head.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

I'm not sure if I had any relatives that were in the Revolutionary war skirmish, you know?

[Dale Hellriegel]

But you didn't. There were no enslaved Bogans.

[Toledo]

Are you kidding me? They landed in 1840 and Cincinnati.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. And they enslaved people. Yeah. They were the ones. Yeah. You had family that came by because the labor was cheap. I guarantee I know you. Once the Bogan blood found out. Wait a minute. They don't pay their workers. All right, we'll be on. They got on a boat that day, and they floated over here for free work. Are you kidding? All we do is trade them food for their work.

[Toledo]

We can make sausage, wine.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's Brady's dream. Wait. The workers work for sauce and meat. I can do that. Next thing you know, you heard outside of the Bogan house, that boat pulling out. We're leaving wherever the hell this is where they make us pay for our workers.

[Toledo]

I'm looking up there at that Dos Bogan house.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Your lineage probably has some question marks, too. Mine does for sure. All over the place. I know for a fact my grandfather from Sweden. I don't know that he was all too in favor of the whole Emancipation proclamation. And he was born in 1908. I think that was still a debate in his mind whether or not we should have ever done it. So you don't have to go back too many generations to find people that were like. The whole slavery thing wasn't so bad. My. My ancestors, ones I've actually met and hung out with, would have been more than happy to have slaves. So I don't understand any of what this is about because I'm white, But if I was black, I'd take the day off and I'd rub it into my white boss's face just to make him uncomfortable for a little bit. It's worth it. There isn't a white boss out there that has the guts to tell his black employee, you're coming to work today, or else it's just not a thing. Take advantage of it. He got the NBA finals tonight. It's a great day. Around all day, sleep, do whatever you want. Get in the pool, hang out, watch the NBA finals.

[Toledo]

Surprising. They're playing the Game today.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, no way. That's a great way to celebrate. Like, they can get it out there. ESPN would love it. I probably have messages all. All night long. It's good stuff. Not those Civil War bogans that are running around there with their people.

[Toledo]

Now, wait a minute.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, you had racist family members.

[Toledo]

My relative in Cincinnati.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Was a general in the. And he was in charge of the black troops. Yeah, he was at Appomattox Courthouse.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's called a plantation owner. When you were in charge of black troops, it's called you own black. Yeah, I'm sure of it. Much like your parents, who were more than happy to go to a country club that didn't allow blacks. It's not that far removed from the nation being like, man, we'll get around to it someday. Take advantage of this. I don't say this too often, but today I wish I was black. Would have been awesome to call up Tripp and mess with him. In fact, I'm not coming in today, and you're gonna pay me double. I made that deal. What do you mean I gotta pay you, Dub? You're paying me double today, cracker, or else Trip would make that noise all day. All right.

[Eddie]

Double it is.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So there. You got that. Good luck. Oh, terrible, terrible news in the music world. Terrible news. It's gonna be tough to. For a lot of people to hear this, but if you're a fan of Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh. The lead singer of Red Jumpsuit Apparatus says if you voted for Trump, you're not allowed in his shows anymore because he loves Jesus so much. That's what he said. He's a bi. Follow what Jesus would do. And what Jesus would do right now is cut the audience in half and say, you're not allowed in. Oh. The ticket sales for Red Jumpsuit Apparatus were skyrocketing with Trump fans, I'm sure. How would you like to be in the rest of the band and Red Jumpsuit Apparatus when you're barely selling out like Van Buren? If you are at all.

[Toledo]

What are you doing?

[Dale Hellriegel]

What are you doing?

[Toledo]

How's the verification process work?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, do they have a guy at the door? It's like, all right, let's see your voting. Voting records. Well, I don't carry those around. Well, you can't go in because I think you might be a Trumpy. And you can't listen to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus if you voted for Trump. I've not showed. Do you have a song loaded with theirs?

[John Holmberg]

I'll find it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I know I've heard something.

[John Holmberg]

We played them a long time.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Long time ago. I remember the dumbest. Yeah, it's terribly stupid. Terribly stupid. But he said, if you're a Christian and you're watching this and you voted for Donald Trump, shame on you. You're not allowed to come to my shows. I don't want you there. It's awesome that you love Face down, which is their moderate hit. Well, here you go. This is it. This is it. But it's not for you. It's not your song. It's. It's. If you voted for Donald Trump, do not come to my shows forever. Not just like those four years. Don't ever come because you are going to hear a lot of woke propaganda. I'd rather just your songs. Yeah. How come I can't. Like, I. I didn't vote for Trump, but how come I can't enjoy something if we have a difference of opinion and I can sit in your audience and not boo you if you start talking about things I disagree with? Because you have a right to. You got the microphone, you're on stage. I paid money. It's up to you to put the show on. It's up to me to like it or not. How come I'm not allowed to ship.

[Toledo]

Eddie Vedder about supporting the rainforest? I didn't. But, you know, at one time, that's fine. You can sure say that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You have. You've got the mic, You've earned the. You've earned the time on stage. We all, you know, if you choose to, as part of your presentation in your recital, to start espousing your views on certain topics. Okay, I'll sit through. I don't want to. I don't necessarily think that's a good part of the show.

[Toledo]

And I'm allowed to make comments about.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It because, yeah, afterwards, I'd be like, I'd rather have just heard Daughter a second time than have Eddie going, you know, the rainforest and all the. And the monkeys and the people and no more mangoes. And like, okay, Eddie, you know, two, three, four. I seem to recognize. Let's get to it.

[Toledo]

I ran into a bonobo the other day.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I ran a Bonnebo, and the Bonnebo told me in Bonabonian that there's only one thing he wants, and that's for all of us to. All right, two, three, four. Even flow. Can I start? Can I kick you off, Eddie? But it's his choice that. That is his presentation on stage. And I know we all say we should just leave it out. It's their right to get up there and say, but then it's your right to later go, Pearl Jam shows suck because I'm there for the music. And then every, you know, every third break, the guy's telling me that, you know, the world sucks if you don't. If you think differently than him. I get it.

[Toledo]

I think the dude from Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Yeah, Apparatus was just. He don't want to tour anymore.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I think he's mad at his band.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Because, I mean, I don't know what they're selling per night, but it ain't that much. And if I was the drummer in Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, I'd be like, trump. Money spends the same as the money we agree with. And by the way, you can't start saying, I'm with Christ and then say, and I hate this group of people. It's just not what. It's not. I don't think that's what Jesus would do.

[Toledo]

Was he saying just Christians in general or. He's saying, he is a Christian.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, later he is a. He talks about that the whole time. He's like, look, I.

[Toledo]

Because then he's missing the whole point of that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. He says, I would do what Christ does. Yeah.

[Toledo]

You know, he hung out with everyone.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Right. He didn't care you had a hook or best friend, if anything.

[Toledo]

Some believe. Some scholars believe that he married her.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He hosed it. There's no question about it back then. He hosed it. We don't hear an awful lot about Jesus's late teens, early 20s. But he had a hooker friend. She was. She put some heat on a couple of nights. Tell me a girl. What do girls like more than anything else? Power and, like, status. Dudes wander around saying, yeah, my dad's God. She's going to be curious about that D. Oh, yeah. She's going to want to know what that's all about. Do I feel something special if you inject that with me. Let's try it.

[John Holmberg]

What's under that robe?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Every once in a while. Let's see what's under that robe. God.

[Toledo]

The holy scepter.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. And he'd be like, stop, I'm Jesus. I can't hurt. My dad's watching. I don't see him. Hey, trust me, he's watching. He's everywhere. He's everywhere. Can't shake this dude. It's like being in North Korea.

[Toledo]

So, yeah, we'll find the pottery with the scrolls in it that'll tell the Jesus junior tales or other kids that they had.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Hopefully they find Jesus's public restroom wall and it scrawled, and it says, I, Mary, jc For a good time, call for a good time, go home, Mary. Phone number one, JC plus mm.

[Toledo]

Forever.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Forever. And then just a crude drawing of her holding the royal scepter and putting it in her mouth and stuff like that. And we don't talk about those scrolls either way. Red jumpsuit apparatus. You missed the boat on this one. And I think if I was the drummer, I'd quit today and like be a studio musician. Because it's hard enough to sell tickets to a concert when you're a big band. You know, you don't want to start telling people. All right. We've got a criteria for what you have to believe to get in to see our cruddy shows where I might remember one song. What is it still playing one, two songs. Was that one you played the.

[John Holmberg]

That's a face down one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So he's still living on that. I think that was like 2007, wasn't it? I got my times almost. They've been around for a while.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And we forgot about red jumpsuit apparatus in a way. Maybe he's just being super smart.

[John Holmberg]

2006.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, I was gonna say we played that way. I don't know if it was that one. Yeah, it was. It was that song.

[Toledo]

We played that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, yeah. We were going for about five minutes. Yeah. That phase where kind of rock was confusing itself with panic at the disco and stuff like that was sneaking in the raconteurs and things like that were kind of like, what is this? What do we. Is this a movement of people like this? And then they're like, nope, we don't. We don't either. Good. We got rid of it. We tested it out and then off they went. Until now. Ridiculous. It's. Yeah, so. But good luck to them and I hope their ticket sales skyrocket with people who only believe the way they believe. That's the whole point of a show. That's the whole point of selling tickets to a movie. It's the whole point of something else, is to present something to you for your approval or disapproval and then you leave and feel a certain way about it. It doesn't mean it's changed your mind. Maybe it did. It might be that effective if your mind gets changed or whatever. A lot of people go to those movies. A lot of people go to movies and go, I'm just tired of agenda driven things. That's why nobody goes to movies anymore. They got real heavy handed with, like, their agendas. And the movies weren't entertaining. They were preachy, and we got sick of it. No matter what side it was. Nobody wants to go to a concert and have the dude on the stage start telling you you're wrong to believe a certain way. It's like, okay, I get it. And then three songs later, like I was saying, all right, you've chosen to take your stage time that I paid for to do things that don't entertain me.

[Toledo]

Well, now maybe, you know, it's a good move because everyone that's going there is on the same page.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I kind of think they all were before. And that. Yeah. Brought to you by Big Tarvey. It was. It was definitely on the same page.

[John Holmberg]

I don't see any MAGA hats at the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus shows.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Face down. I really like this band. I love Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. I used to go to the shows all the time.

[Eddie]

Little gay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

A little gay. A lot of, you know, they talk about. A lot of guys in there were blowing each other after taking off, unzipping the apparatus and going right to the other apparatus. I don't think a lot of Trump people were, you know, bouncing around, running down over to, you know, the Nile to see Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and. And then, you know, and nobody wants to hear woke agenda politic driven speeches between songs that we kind of like, you gotta be. Even Bruce Springsteen can't get away with it, and his fans love it. But there's a certain aspect where everybody kind of backlashed on him for screaming and yelling about things, and he's got. Wait, I don't like him. Yeah, I don't like him. But he's got 40 smash hit songs, so he's kind of earned the right to go. Here's, you know, in between these awesome songs you guys came for, here's some stuff I'm gonna say just before Born to Run and Born in the usa and I don't know what other Born songs. Born in the Fourth of July. Hey, that kid's been born Cadillac. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, whatever he's got. But you want to hear his songs. Born on the Desk, he probably covers Born on the Bible. He likes the word born. You're missing the point, everybody. We're going down the Bourne songs.

[John Holmberg]

Born this Way.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, my God, if he did Born this Way. But yeah, I mean, he's got songs you're willing to hear live, so you'll sit through his crap. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus gives me a speech about transgender rights. I'm like, all right, fine. And then they're like, here's our new one. I'm like, this is a terrible show. You're doing a bad job. You know, there's bands who have songs that are awesome. It's just like Chick Fil A when they started getting mouthy about certain things politically. And you're like, I might disagree with them, but that chicken's too good. They can say whatever they want.

[John Holmberg]

So I'm. When I see Ministry, he's a big political guy, and I don't necessarily agree with him, but love the music. I'll deal with it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'll deal with it. Sit through your bullshit for, you know.

[John Holmberg]

And even says it halfway through shows. Thanks for listening to my political bs. Now here's the rest of the hits.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You know, and then he goes, all I care about doesn't necessarily have to happen, but those the performers choose to do it. And it's nothing new. I mean, look at the 60s, for God's sakes. Every band up there had some message and nonsense and like, just get to the Born in the Bayou. Give me something, you know, Give me a song that I know so I can kind of erase this and feel good about it. It's annoying. Evidently, head Pe does this too. And I don't know, they're. They're not big enough to start telling you how to believe, if you follow. If you're political mind is changed or made up by head pe and you weren't that political to begin with, you know, Head Pe said, okay, we're done here. I'm leaving, I'm leaving. You can't start quoting head Pe. No, they got. I was at their concert. We were drinking. Dude made a lot of sense. Like, that's very possible, but it's not time to quote head PE and then change our lives.

[Toledo]

I'm sneaking in with a sign, man, holding it up. Trump protest.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Trump rocks. I love two things. Red jumpsuit apparatus and Donald Trump. Down with Iran. And then just see what they do.

[John Holmberg]

He'd be up there throwing a fit.

[Brady Bogan]

Who let them in?

[Dale Hellriegel]

And then turn the signer. Nuke Iran until the ground glows. Oh, my God, who got into our show? Play face down. But you don't earn that right as a fan. It's their show. They're allowed to do it if they choose to. You can also review it by saying it got a little political for my taste. And their songs aren't good enough to tolerate the message. I like bands that get it. First time I saw Pearl Jam was at the ASU Civic Center. Eddie Vedder was nuts. He's crawling around him. He's 45ft above the craze. The opening act for Nirvana and the Chili Peppers, and Nirvana was barely a thing and he's up on the rafters doing, like, monkey bar moves. Couldn't have been legal. Like, that had to be an OSHA violation. Dude comes down, sings alive. And all the songs off the first album, State of Love and Trust, first time ever heard it, was there and I loved it. I didn't know what it was, but I knew the song was just awesome. Not a peep in between. Next time I saw him. And I just want to tell you, Phoenix, that I really support. I love all your support. And what I want you to do is support something I love. Crowd's like, all right, hookers blow. What are you doing? The rainforest. And here's a 45 minute thing. I'm gonna.

[Toledo]

Roll the video.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's all you hear? Oh, no. Eddie's not gonna be quiet for 10 minutes. And you could tell that, like, at first we're like, yeah, we've got to do something about the rainforest.

[Eddie]

Like today.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And here's what I think in order details of a hundred points that we're gonna do in the rain. And you just hear a smattering of applause and a few people like, I'm gonna get a beer.

[Toledo]

He never wrote a song.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, he's written plenty of them, trust me. He's got a whole album, that ukulele thing. And then he's got loads of stuff he's done for environmental this. And, you know, he's got causes, trust me, Eddie's got. And they didn't do very well because people like. People like Brain of JFK more than they like him telling me that bonobos have to be safe. He's not the only one. Here's the other thing. Yesterday, I was. I was home for a little while in the daytime watching, just, you know, I kicked on the news to see if Iran's blown up yet, because I think we're getting close. And again, don't get mad at me. This isn't political. But since I've been alive, Iran's been a problem. So I'm kind of indifferent if they exploded.

[Toledo]

You still have the mud flaps?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, I do, yeah. Yeah. The ones that the ayatollah. Yeah, it's Yosemite Sam and it's got the. He's got a nuke in one hand and a gun in the other. Yeah, I have. Brady knows I'm the big mud flap message guy and think of that too. You don't want your band up on stage giving messages. The last thing I want is your bumper sticker or mud flaps to tell me how you think either. Those are ridiculous. Before, my buddy Collins sent me a thing yesterday and he goes, what? What the hell is this guy's problem? In front of him was a dude who had six or seven bumper stickers on his car and he sent me a picture and each bumper sticker was just adamant about I am not going to go fast. It says, I'm not speeding up so you can go around me. Uh, and then no one says, yes, I see you. No, I won't speed up. It's all in the back of his car. Another one says in a hurry. Please explain how riding my ass helps you get anywhere faster.

[Brett Vesley]

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[Dale Hellriegel]

By texting 64,000, you agree to receive recurring automated marketing messages from pocket Hose. Message and data rates may apply. No purchase required. Terms apply. Available at pockethost.com terms Holmberg's morning sickness. The next one says it's the law. One car length between cars for each 10 miles an hour of speed and no tailgating. His whole back of his car. The closer you get, the slower I go. The whole back of his car is bumper stickers saying, warning. Yeah, warning. I'm not fast. I like being slow. And all I could think of was, this dude has been since he was a child. All I thought when I read all that, he's been fingered by an uncle. He hates stuff sneaking up behind him. He does not like things behind him. He's gonna keep it real slow and if you get too close, he's sitting down. Don't touch, don't touch. Don't. Don't shoot that guy. You're too close to my ass, you pussy. Anybody gets too close to his ass, he's triggered enough so that he has. I don't even know where you get these stickers to tell everybody that you're not gonna go fast. He had him Pussies R Us. Is there a store? I'm sure I would have misunderstood that and gone in for the wrong reason. Oh, it's about weak people. I for sure thought I was gonna walk out of here with three bags. Yeah.

[Toledo]

So. Mud flaps.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Kind of hilarious. Anyway, yesterday I met. Watching the news and stuff and they, they were going back and forth on whether or not Iran's gonna get blown up or Karen Reed's gonna be free. And Karen Reed is a lady who was for the last couple years, has been on trial. I kind of started a documentary about her a while and got bored. She either ran over her husband and killed him and left him for dead after an argument at a party, or they got into an argument, she left and he Went back inside and they beat him to death, or a trash truck hit him. But a bunch of doctors said, no cars hit this guy. There's never been. And she was on trial for murder saying that she ran him over. So it's confusing because there were a bunch of doctors that said, no, this is a beating. Somebody beat him. I don't know, it was her, whoever. But they. He was beaten to death. And then they tried to accuse her murder. Anyway, she gets off on all the charges. First trial was a hung jury. They did another one. It ended yesterday. And while I'm watching this, they kept going to the courthouse. And outside the courthouse with just a thousand people in pink shirts screaming, freer. Free Karen Reed. Free care. And like, they like. And then when the verdict came in, they lost their mind. And it's all based on one thing. Three part documentaries. If Netflix does a three part documentary, there is a faction of our society that can't watch those without quitting their jobs. They can't. You are. They're emotionally incapable of watching a documentary on TV without going somewhere and standing outside and having no effect at all. But just being like, you could have watched that on tv. And then I thought, well, maybe it's just me. But no, I'm normal. I've never once had the desire to stand outside of a courthouse and cheer. And then Karen Reed comes out and goes, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the support. Yeah, you would. It was the lawyers. These people standing outside didn't do a thing. Maybe they sent you nice messages, but they could have done that from home. But she was thrilled. And I couldn't believe the cheers were like World Championship loud. It was insane. And I'm like, I've never felt that. And I don't think I'd be friends with too many people. I gotta go down to the courthouse. The Jodi Arias one Every day people would stand outside the courthouse and there was not going to be a verdict that day, but they'd just stand there. And then at the end of the thing, when the people would go home, they'd go home too. And I'm like, what is it? What is wrong with O.J. stars? O.J. i mean, we've had things like O.J. was, was weird because there was going to be. Well, it was consequences to that verdict if it was either way. Like, that was a divided. Like there were people who hated it and people who liked it and there was going to be a clash. So I think that was more just like almost militaries lining up in this case.

[Toledo]

It was all supporters level of covering it with the. Oh sure, but let them come. Created this whole now thing that people would go to these, these high profile cases and you create this.

[Dale Hellriegel]

But the high profile part is the Netflix documentary. The only reason the cameras are there is because people watch that Netflix documentary and started to show up at the courthouse. Cameras wouldn't be outside the courthouse if no one was out there.

[Toledo]

So she, when the original trials wasn't really giving getting that much coverage.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh yeah, yeah, no. Oh no. The, the original trial was like got coverage. It's not getting crazy amounts of like everyday Nancy Gray stuff. Although she's been on it. But there's been a few documentaries. Netflix did one and they followed her. She's been free. So it was an interesting documentary because this lady who's up for murder is at home and going to the grocery store and whatever. And it makes sense that people are supportive. But how like driving over there someone. One lady's like, I came from Texas to stand outside the courthouse to hear the verdict. Like, why you, you are, you have no, you're, you're not part of this at all. And they all wore pink shirts because it's her favorite color. They learned that from the documentary. They learned that from her Instagram. And again like yeah, you're right. Cameras are there. So but cameras wouldn't have been outside. There wouldn't have been like this. Let's cover the Karen Reed trial. Unless you had a bunch of people who freaked out and stood outside. Three part documentaries. You talk red jumpsuit apparatus. There should be like some sort of IQ test to see if you can handle a documentary without thinking. You have to change the world. After I go back to the one about 12 years ago with the Making of a Murderer.

[Toledo]

Yes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Which was. People started to, they activated and you realize how powerful television is because it was mostly lies. It was mostly wrong. The how to the documentary about that was mostly, it was slanted one way to make you believe and it was skewed in a way to say here's the deal. Watch or we talk about all the time.

[Toledo]

But I, I, I when we, I go into those documentaries just with, you know, I mean, it's hard not to be influenced by it. But you always see I'm looking for an angle. What is the.

[Dale Hellriegel]

There's always an angle. It's entertainment.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You're paying for Netflix to entertain you. And sometimes documentaries like whoa, that's pretty amazing. But it's, it's, you know, unless like.

[Toledo]

You get look at the producers or the people behind it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

What was their motivation?

[Toledo]

Yeah, they got an axe to grind with.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't do any of that either. Yeah, I just watched the documentary and then at the end go. Okay. It's.

[Toledo]

I don't gotta try to watch them Impartial.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, that's. I don't know why people get so involved with their tv. It's almost like the son of Sam dogs told him what to do. My TV's talking to me. Like the TV is letting you like is motivating you or moving you in such ways that you have to run in to Dedham, Massachusetts and stand outside a courthouse for someone you don't know who doesn't care about you at all. She's kind of got her own fish to fry. But I was, I was weirded out by it and then I thought, well what am I missing anything? No, I'm not. I don't want to go stand. Especially in Arizona, you know, you can. If she ran somebody over here and they were doing the trial downtown on yesterday was June 18th in Phoenix. I guarantee you interest wouldn't have been that high. It's nice weather in Boston right now. Our causes, I'm so convinced of this. Our causes and our ability to activate and our desire to activate are weather related because if it was snowing or raining, you wouldn't have cared as much. I'm not gonna go stand down there. I. I'm not doing that.

[Toledo]

It's not protest season.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's not. It's not protest Good weather. The day in dead of Massachusetts yesterday looked beautiful. Now you'll light drizzle 65 to 85 degrees. That's optimum. I'm involved. Weather gets into the hundreds. Like today's gonna be 116. Pretty much guarantee you all your views and political thoughts of like I'm going to do something about it, but it can wait till October is pretty much the strength of all of our thoughts.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Like four years ago I ended up going to Chicago twice. First time was in February for a wedding.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No protest that day.

[Toledo]

No, I just, you know then it was the. Right after the World Series. They won it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, sure.

[Toledo]

I was there there in October, Protest city.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Were they protesting like crazy downtown? No kidding. Because they knew that a bunch of people were happy and they wanted to ruin that.

[Toledo]

Yeah, but it was something really obscure.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure. Well that's when you know.

[Toledo]

But it is testing because of a country like Madagascar.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure, you're Matt, you're mad.

[John Holmberg]

Jumpsuit apparatus was there.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That was A big one. Brady's right there in town. Remember that group that was really trying to fight against or format Madagascar? That was a big time. All those signs that said Madagascar and then something. But yeah, no, if the weather's good, people are activated, I'm going out there and I'm going to make a difference. Well, it's raining tomorrow. I'm going to do that. Let's check the weather app, see when we should protest, because this is ridiculous.

[John Holmberg]

Well, we talk about it all the time. The Pride Parade.

[Dale Hellriegel]

They move it. They're not that proud here.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

They're only proud when the weather's right.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

If you were truly proud, you'd. You'd weather it. Right.

[Toledo]

It's rocking in San Fran this week.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Of course it is. It's beautiful weather to go be proud here. Well, too hot to be proud in June. We'll be proud inside. We're not gonna go having parades. It's dangerous. We're not that proud. It's all based on weather. If it was snowing in Boston and it was the verdict came down, you know, January 8th, there wouldn't have been a crowd outside that courthouse. It wouldn't happen. They don't. They only care so long as the weather cooperates. That's. I'm convinced of it. They're housewives, and that's some bored housewives. And you know who's the happiest about that? The husbands and children of the women who flew out to support Karen Reid. Because finally that bitch is out of the house. I can't. I can't take her for another day.

[Toledo]

They're flying.

[Dale Hellriegel]

They flew in to just stand outside and then have somebody go, not guilty. She's not guilty. And then you start chanting, this is Dorothy.

[Toledo]

She came all the way from Australia.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And a lady from Texas drove up here a week ago. I knew the verdict was coming out. I just wanted to be here to support Karen. Have you met her? Sort of. Sort of? Kind of? She was on my tv, in my house, and I watched the documentary. I felt like I got to know her. Plus Instagram. I've been talking to her on Instagram. No, you said something. And maybe she fired back a thumbs up or a thank or she clicked a like on your post and you feel like you're friends. People aren't. I don't think people are smart enough anymore. I don't get it. This one says a lot of those people were donating and helping her financially with legal expenses. So I'm sure some of it was monetarily. Driven, that they wanted their. They wanted their chunk of the appreciation in person. But she just came out and said, hey, thanks for that. Okay. And I. And I don't know that I would ever do that either unless it was a family member or someone I cared about greatly. And I'm going to pay for your legal expenses. Did you run this dude over? No, I watched the documentary. I.

[John Holmberg]

And she's not a celebrity or anything. So it's not something that you, you know, a person you looked up to as a kid or something or just.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Now I get standing abroad if you're If. And I'm not this person, but I kind of. It makes sense to me to stand outside the Diddy trial because celebrities go in there. So you're just trying to get a snapshot of something like, you know, if Jay Z goes that day and they.

[Toledo]

Have to wait in general.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Pop. Yeah. They're just standing outside. Yeah. Just like, there he is.

[Toledo]

And then Kanye left, I think.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure. And Kanye's popping in and out. You got all these people that are, you know, potential celebrities. Nobody. Karen Reed's not gonna have George Clooney popping in there. You're not getting any sightings. Weather related.

[John Holmberg]

Ben Affleck may show up. Matt Damon, you know, it's Boston.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And this is why this guy right here is a real man, this Brett Vesley. It's Thursday. It's the hottest day of the year so far. 116. It's gonna get hotter every second. Black Brett. Every second you stand outside today will be worse weather wise than the second before it. Thank you. It's gonna continually get warmer by every second. But. But the point of it is, and I went on it this week, is that that water is for people who can't escape it. You at least get to leave or go inside the Safeway. These people that need this outside are going to remain outside. Imagine if you were at you fest and you couldn't leave, you couldn't go inside and you had to interview a data, remember? And deal with their management all day long. That's the equivalent of being homeless. It sucks. Can't go inside. Just got to sit there and wait it out.

[Toledo]

Yesterday after the show and I left when you talked about it a little bit, your experience of going out there, driving on, there's guys just laying down.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, I saw that. I got nowhere to go. So this thing Brett's doing isn't weather related. He's going out to stand in it and you guys can bring him water. And I'm telling you if you heard me yesterday, it's life changing. It was an amazing experience to watch that happen and just to know that all these donations actually, like, are so grassroots. Right out of a bag and into the hands of people who need it. It was amazing. It wasn't like, you know, there was no middleman. There was no red tape, and we can't do the water without this. Let's do a big fundraiser. No, it was just. Thank you, guys. Here. We'll get it to the people who need it. That's what's beautiful about it. And Brett's going out this morning to go stand in this muck. Unlike most protesters and most people who have charitable endeavors, we're doing it no matter what the weather is. Right, Brett? I mean, I'm not. You're doing it no matter what the weather is. I got something to do here.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

My job is to tell people where you are.

[John Holmberg]

Best part is I'm on.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'm not on an avenue. Ah, you're in the streets, smiling. Yes. Great.

[John Holmberg]

I'm good. I'll take 115. On the streets, over the avenues.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Any day. We'll. We'll tell you where Brett's going a little bit. You give us a wake up song. 585 9, 800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98k up, wake up, Arizona's most.

[Eddie]

Powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Now, you might have noticed that we played a little Seven Dust and we played a little Living Color. We've decided because we went down that road that all the songs we play today, being Juneteenth, there will be African American prominent in the band that we play to celebrate the contribution of that race to rock music. There's a lot of great ones. Burt grew up non point, which I'd forgotten completely. Kill Switch. We got them all. So any song you hear today will be, you know, for the contributions of the African American to rock and roll. I think that's awesome. We did that. I wanted to do that show last year. We ended up doing all songs with the word black in them. We were gonna do the black show where we did. All the singers were like, the whole night was just a tribute to that, and people were nervous. You can't do that. Like, why? Because you're white.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm like, really?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I can't pay tribute to something that I think is great? No. All right. So then it just became all the songs had the word black in the title. And we sang those or something like that. Or in the band. So what are you gonna do? King's X. We got a list. We're putting together a list. So we'll get that together for sure. Got emails about the thing. It says Joshua may not understand the importance of Juneteenth because his email says, we need more of these bull holidays. Traffic was beautiful. On my way in this morning. All right, first off, it's not a bull holiday. Don't email that. Joshua. Stop it. And then James says, what about the Britney Zamora trial, John? Would you stand outside the courthouse to watch her? No, I'm going to get a better view on tv. But I do understand why you might want to go down there if you're, you know, 12, 13 years old. She might pull you out of the crowd.

[John Holmberg]

I'd call him sick to school.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Far too old for Brittany, Larry.

[Toledo]

She picks the ones that can watch the actual trial.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You and you. All she'd do is look at me and go, do you have any kids? I'm like, britney's not interested in a guy like me.

[Toledo]

Him. Him.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I've got pubes. That's interesting.

[Toledo]

Him.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And then Gary emailed and said I'd never heard of Karen Reed at all. And then I saw a Facebook post that my mom posted saying she was so happy about the verdict. So I called her and I said, what verdict are you talking about? Her post had no context or anything. It's a mom post. Like what? So happy about the verdict. Like what? They called and said, what are you talking about? She told me everything that she's been doing for the last two years, which has been following the Karen Reed case. I think my mom has a problem. Yeah, I understand. Kind of keeping an eye on it. I don't get, like, being involved from your home just because Netflix and Facebook makes you feel like you're involved in it. You're not. Not even a little bit. It's weird. That stuff's weird. Brad's headed out this morning to do all sorts of good things over by your house. My old house. You go into your. Oh, that's right, you're old. Yes, that's right. And the Dobson ranch area. Dobson and Baseline. He's going to Albertsons this morning. That is on West Baseline Road in Mesa. Dobson and Baseline. You get a case of water, drop it off for operation hydration. I can't reiterate enough while it's still fresh in my mind that two days ago I went out There with the guys from the Phoenix Rescue Mission and HOPE coach Justin. And he was handing the waters out to the people that needed them. Stuff that came directly from the back of our truck for one of Brett's Thursday donations was put into a little ice bag and handed out to people who needed it. And like I said, it was. It was like having gold in your pocket. Do you guys want some water? And hands went up. Reaching, please. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. I need it. I've got a little left. They're rationing out their bits and we had tons of it and everybody got a couple of bottles and the first thing a lot of them did was pour it on themselves and then drink the other one. And it's like, this will get me through a few. This is going to feel good today. It made a good day. So what you're donating actually makes a difference. Today is a. A great example of that because it's 116 degrees. So thank me. Huh?

[John Holmberg]

Didn't thank me.

[Dale Hellriegel]

They need to thank you. I should have told them. Well, actually the ones that recognized me, which was odd. You're Holmberg. Wow. Listen, every day spread common. Is Brady here? I'm like, are you kidding me? Where are you listening? But they listen. And you know, they had jobs. They were, you know, they just didn't have anywhere to go when they weren't working. It was weird. It was an. It was a. It was a bit of, a. Bit of an eye opener. But the best thing I learned two days ago was that this stuff actually is going directly where it's supposed to. And that made me so happy that we're asking you guys to help donate. You're kicking in. You're doing great. And then we. Thanks again to state 48 doors and windows because what they delivered filled up our lobby with the two giant pallets of water. And that's just some of what we got. But it goes directly to the Phoenix rescue mission and then right into the hands of the people who need it. And I don't care. I have no competition. I have no sales mind in my brain. We get a lot of help from folks learner and Row helps us out and stuff like that. We're happy with that. But I don't have any sort of competition when it comes to charitable donations that helps the city. I've been told not to, but I'm going to anyway. Jay Schwartz, Dr. Jay Schwartz. He's collecting and his office. And that's fantastic. Drop off there if it's convenient to you and you're Close to a Schwartz laser eye center. Put it there.

[John Holmberg]

My wife's bar's doing it, and your.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Wife'S bar's doing it. That's right. We skipped that. I missed that. Yeah. And tell everybody where that.

[John Holmberg]

Local legends out in East Mesa. So between Power and Sauceman on Maine, I think she's got it. If you bring, like, five cases of 24 bottles, she'll give you, like, a 10 gift card.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, no kidding.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So she's hooking it up for a little bit.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

There you go out there and see her today.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So if that's easier for you, drop off with Matthias Barr, Local legends. That's. That's. And thank you to her and all the folks up there that are doing that. That I don't care about any of the stuff that they're. Well, we have to do this. We have to know if people are dropping off and you can do it and it's easier. I know that there's one right up there on. Was that shea? And, like, 92nd street is where the Schwarz Laser eye Center I've been to. And when I went there that one time and the lobby had a bunch of water stacked up, I'm like, this is great. This is great. And they're doing it for the exact same people we're doing it for, So I have no issue with that. I don't even care if you're doing it with another group. I know Phoenix rescue missions like. Well, just us. I'm like, no, no, no. They don't care. Like, if it's this, if it's the one that Channel 3 is doing. They're not doing it with. I don't know if they are or not with. I think their Salvation army or whatever. If they're collecting water and they're giving it out to people, then damn it, do it.

[Toledo]

I just had a pallet dropped off at my house. I'm like, it is awesome.

[Dale Hellriegel]

For you.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Thirsty. All right. Brett's on his way out right now. I'm watching him leave Dobson and baseline. He's also got Primus tickets and falling in reverse tickets. That's happening in September. Primus right around the corner, August 1st. If you haven't seen Primus live, it's.

[Toledo]

Worth going to that show.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Are you gonna go there? Ridiculous. I'd like to have seen their Willy Wonka stuff. I didn't get to see that, but pretty great. So Brett's out there, and it's a nice thing, and he's doing wonderful stuff. And more importantly, you guys are So I think that's great. Nice work, everybody. That's what I'm telling you. You know who we should hit up to help us out with this? The show? Jay Moore. He could, he could make, he could make this pallet. Pallet or two. I think maybe Jay could help us out. Wow. J. Moore's wife, Jeannie Buss. And Jay was just here a month ago with us a little longer maybe. Just sold the Lakers for $10 billion as a $200 million investment. All in, I think the actual price of the Lakers when her dad, Mr. Buss bought it, Dr. Buss, I think it was 79 million price, arena costs and everything else. It was all in right around 200 million. And he was scrambling and it was a tough buy. 79. He did it, but he got it done and he had extra money and he did okay. And they were tight. $200 million in 1979 was evidently a ton of money and now it's 10 billion. So I'd say in a 46 year investment, if I gave you 200 million and it turned into 10 billion within my lifetime, that's pretty good stuff.

[Toledo]

That's a good 401k.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That is a really nice ROI. Now, it took some time and there are companies who have gone to greater. But if you buy a sports franchise, I know Jerry Jones bought his for 100 and some million and it's worth 10 or 12. But if the Lakers are now worth 10 billion, the Cowboys just jumped up to around 20. Money. It's insane. It's ridiculous. Because the revenue coming in for the Dallas Cowboys and TV and everything else is bigger than the Lakers. The lakers are an NBA. The sun sold for 4 billion. And that miserable Robert Sarver, who only was into it for a little bit, bought it for like 379, something like that.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's crazy. Yeah. I saw this. And the Cowboys cheerleaders are winning because they just got a 400% boost in their pay. I don't know what that means because.

[Toledo]

Well, they're saying they're in 2019. They settled a lawsuit with a former cheerleader that led to the squad doubling the per game pay from 200 to 400.

[Dale Hellriegel]

They didn't make much ever. The Cardinals cheerleaders, I knew a girl there years ago, made 50 bucks a.

[Toledo]

Game and so it's 400 bucks a game. That means they have eight home games.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Do they take them on the road at all?

[Dale Hellriegel]

No, no. Why would you take the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders?

[Toledo]

3,200 bucks?

[Dale Hellriegel]

You imagine The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders in Oakland, they'd have just been. Here's the thing I learned about that when the Cardinals cheerleader that I used to know 25 years ago went to high school with her. Here's what I learned about that. The girls that are willing to do it are doing it only for the attention and for people to look at them. They have so many insecurities. Because if you're not making any money and like, you're going out there to just wave your ass at people during a football game, there's something missing from your life. Like you. My guess would be, psychologically, they're messed up and they didn't make the cheer squad in high school. And this is their. Their big middle finger. Back to that. Being a cheerleader was an important status thing for a lot of them, because for 50 bucks a game, I'm not going out there. If I'm going to do that, I'm going to Oakland. Well, now Vegas, I'm going to go to Dallas. I'm going to go to one that gets me attention. A stepping stone. It used to be stepping stone into, like, Playboy or something where you get a payday. I don't think any of the Cardinals.

[Toledo]

Cheerleaders, they get paid for, you know, whatever appearances.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The same as the game. 50. It was 50 bucks. That was it. Well, back then, yeah. It's probably 150 now.

[Toledo]

So in 2019, the Cowboys agreed to pay four cheerleaders as part of the settlement. They got 2.4 million.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The four of them.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, there was some sort of.

[Toledo]

Not each.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Right.

[Toledo]

The 2.4. It was a settlement that they.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's not bad. Yeah, but now they're at 400% more than their $200. So you just quadruple their 200 bucks. Right.

[Toledo]

400% more to the 400.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, 400. That's right. Because they went from two to four. That's right. So 400. 400. Still a couple grand. It's nice.

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[Eddie]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Dale Hellriegel]

But they're your Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

[Toledo]

Still not, you know, you're just banking that you got to do. I mean, they probably do a ton of.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, that's a job in Dallas. Yeah. Like that is your. Your. You're. You're. It's like when you were the mascot for the Diamondbacks. That was. That was 80 nights a year for you. I'm sure the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, all week, they're getting, you know, the good ones are getting pushed out a lot.

[Toledo]

200 bucks a night.

[Dale Hellriegel]

But now if it's. Yeah. Now if it's. Is that what you got back for? You got $200 a night for Baxter for your. It's an awful lot of stuff for 200. When you think about it. Sounds like, hey, that's Pretty Good Over 80 Nights. Except for your.

[Toledo]

You're Going There At 5 Or 4.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Leaving At 10, 11. You Got A job because it can't be a week. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Sometimes four.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And you know. But you volunteered for it. It's your own. There's no complaining, but it just wasn't that much. Baxter probably makes 500 bucks a night.

[Toledo]

They put him. Baxter and the gorilla are salaried in there.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Oh, that's right. They have money.

[Toledo]

Probably. I mean, at the time when I retired.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Wow. That's a nice way to put it.

[Toledo]

Oh, it was.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure, sure. It was an agreement. You. You could have come back if you wanted.

[Toledo]

I just didn't want. Yeah, right. But I think he was like it less than 30.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, they have. They just did that thing a couple years ago where they showed the mascot salaries and Denver was 700,000 a year. And I think the gorilla was up in twos.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Was not right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, no. Baxter's. Baxter. No, he's not making an impact. It's okay. He does all right. But he's not like, you know, he's not. The kids aren't fl. Like and throwing money in Baxter gear and bobbleheads and stuff. But yeah, it's pretty amazing. So The Sun's being four. The Lakers are now $10 billion. That is the value. Somebody will pay it. That's what it's worth. And the guy who owns the Dodgers just bought the Lakers. And our friend Jay Moore can help out with our water drive. Brady, you should text him right now and say, hey, float a million our way for water drive for charity, you know? You son of a bitch. You didn't earn this. And then. Yeah, that's nice. And then. So that means the Cardinals are now worth about 12. 10 to 12 billion dollars.

[Toledo]

Is that right?

[Dale Hellriegel]

It would have to be. There's not going to be a team in the NFL that's worth less than a team in the NBA. Might be close with the Lakers and Celtics maybe, but I can't imagine that.

[Toledo]

Because of the revenue.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The Cardinals are going to be anything less than $9 billion dollars. That would be shocking. If someone were to buy it, they might value them at like six. Somebody's going to be willing to pay. You're getting that money back. That's how amazing. It's like having a casino in Vegas. That's. It's unreal how much money sports franchises pull. When you look at the players. Like, that guy makes 40 million a year. Yeah. It's easy. That's nothing.

[Toledo]

To turn around and leverage the city to improve.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Incredible.

[Toledo]

Build us a new stadium.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, yeah. And then they'll turn around. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna pay for a stadium. You guys do it. I'm gonna own it, by the way, when it's done.

[Toledo]

But I'll lease it for.

[Dale Hellriegel]

But a lot. A lot of these new owners are. Are putting up. They're ponying up and building their own stadiums, which is great. They'll get a little help. They'll get tax breaks stuff, but it's pretty. But our friend Jay is married to a woman who just sold her company for $10 billion. And I'm gonna get emails from people.

[Eddie]

Well, she's got a split that with.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay, so Jay walks with what, 5 billion and his wife. I think that's a nice.

[Toledo]

We were talking about that. I don't know how diversified the Lakers ownership is now, but capital gains will.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Take 40% of that. Okay. Shut up. Jay Moore whack job. We're pals with nuts. Went off the rails multiple times. I love the guy. But he'll admit it, has walked that path. Gone to rehab, you know, almost threw his life away for a little bit. Hell and back, Helen, back. And he's got billions. We all that. Is that, my friends, what we're talking about? I think that's the goddamn American dream. Don't you think we're talking about the American dream right now? But even a schlub like Jay Moore, who's funny, he's got himself a talent, and he wanders around doing great things, and I think the world of him. But so many of you guys out there driving around have had drug issues. You're funny.

[Toledo]

We should try to call him.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No way, not today. He's doing snow angels in the money. I'm not gonna bother Jay. And I would like to call him just so he goes, I'm not talking to you anymore. Yeah, just to hear that. Yeah, go get him. Jay Moore, proud of you. But damn it all, it gives you hope. It gives you hope that as you're. You're driving in your truck today that says, you know, that you put the sticker on the side of the door that says power washing, reasonable rates, and you're driving down Indian school busting your balls, trying to get back on your feet, that you might run into a billionaire today that needs their driveway power wash, mobile pet grooming. Yeah, that billiard table felt replacement service. And then you go over there and you see this billionaire with a pool table likes me. And the next thing you know, they bought the Cardinals and sold them for 10 or 12 billion dollars. God damn it. It's the American dream. We're all living it. Look at that wife of yours today, Brady. I'll take a look at mine. Dead beats freeloaders.

[Brett Vesley]

So every evaluation I looked at, Cardinals are at the bottom of the list.

[Dale Hellriegel]

With the Bengals, it's not good.

[Brett Vesley]

The Cardinals, but they're valued right now at 4.3 billion.

[Dale Hellriegel]

But then there's.

[Brett Vesley]

There's six NBA teams that are valued.

[Dale Hellriegel]

More than they are. But this is. This is based before this sale.

[Brett Vesley]

Before this sale.

[Dale Hellriegel]

True. So right now, if the suns are worth 4 billion, the cardinals are worth 8 based simply on revenue, what's coming in.

[Brett Vesley]

And that stadium, because they own the stadium, right?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, yeah. And you buy the stadium, you get the rights to this, you get that. That if the suns went for 4 billion, the CARDINALS 4 billion valuation is a guess. The. The Bengals would sell for more than three and a half billion. And who wants to own that? Sorry, that's a pile of crap.

[Brett Vesley]

I don't know if they would, honestly.

[Dale Hellriegel]

But yeah, you can.

[Toledo]

So close to Kentucky.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I mean, yeah, I mean. Oh, you're right. Two billion is what it should be worth. Brady's right. Brady makes a good point. How do they even say it's worth.

[Brett Vesley]

Three South Detroit to the North American dream.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I tells you, Slub like Toledo wandering around. He's got a sense of humor about him. He's a decent guy. Jay Moore gives us all hope that one day you might rub shoulders with a billionaire. And she's like, I just, you know, never found the right guy. It's like, I really like big headed people who. Who'll do what every I say and watch me have sex with people. Well, that's. I'm your Uncle Barry. And the next thing you know, Toledo's married to a billionaire. It's the American drink.

[Brett Vesley]

I just pictured Jeannie from Showtime.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Tough question for you two. Uh oh. Answer simple. In my world, Jeanie Buss says, hey, I love you and I want to be with you. Now here you go.

[Toledo]

No.

[Dale Hellriegel]

What? You're out of your mind. You lie.

[Toledo]

I love my wife, John.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So do I. But not that much.

[Brett Vesley]

Pretty sure my wife would say.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I would tell her to leave.

[Toledo]

What would they do?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I would encourage it.

[Toledo]

You'd hear a ricochet.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh yeah, like there'd be a little smoke.

[Brett Vesley]

Trail pit comes on.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, yeah. Go be screaming out the door, your husband's gonna pay for all the fire. As you left. And you left a mark in my floor. Be like a SpaceX rocket just took off. There'd be a thing in the sky. There'd be like a. People would take pictures.

[Toledo]

I don't understand.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I wouldn't.

[Toledo]

Why would you leave me?

[Dale Hellriegel]

If somebody had $10 billion comment ever and looked over and said, I like that wife of yours. I'm like, you should go. I used to encourage it with the guy in Vegas that liked Megan years ago.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I want to take you to my house in Houston. I'm like, let' he had a fun park on his property. I got roller coasters and all this. And he was an old man.

[Brett Vesley]

Ew, that's gross.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And you're an idiot. I want to go. You're selfish. You're being selfish. Take me to that man's fun park and slobber on him a little bit. Help us out here. What are you doing? And that's disgusting. You're an idiot.

[Toledo]

Now all these years later, she's just kicking herself.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I do. I should have. Of course she should have. It's only going to Lead to regrets.

[Brett Vesley]

You should remind her all the time about the money you could have.

[Toledo]

It's only going to lead to 10.

[Dale Hellriegel]

10 years from now. I don't want to hear about it. Because I guarantee you're not going to feel great about decision as I age.

[Brett Vesley]

You can't bring this up.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. The more you get to know me year and year out, you're going to wish you went. There's no. There's no liking me. Trust me, not liked. I mean, after a certain amount of time in a marriage, you're just not liked. I know that's true. I feel it every day.

[Toledo]

I've got a situation. What do you think I should do? This Genie Bus fell in love with me.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Who's Jeannie bus? She's got $10 billion. You would have that conversation.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I'd run Empire.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Why? Boom. Gone.

[Toledo]

You're staying, right? I'm sorry.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Move. Where's the suitcase? Forget it. You can have it. I'll buy all new clothes by ye. And me and my teddy bear are out the door.

[Toledo]

Here's some tickets to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Enjoy that. By the way, your wife just texted me. She's got two shirts that she wants to wear. She says, I love Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. You guys have to wear those this week? Yeah. Yeah. No, it's. It's good for Jay. That's the American dream. It's being lived by a guy who sat in that chair that Toledo's in right now. One month ago. Jaymore.

[Brett Vesley]

And it's funny because I've been looking at all the online news stories about it. Yeah, Jay's in about half of the pictures on every store.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Wouldn't you be. I'd be. Where do I stand? That's what I mean. Stand here.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay, but it's about the Lakers sale.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And here's Jay, and he's. He's part of it. I know it's community property in Los Angeles. I mean, they probably have an agreement. I'm sure they have an agreement, but how good a husband would you be? Well, you wouldn't get a peep out of me. I would never complain. I'd be Toledo. I'd be marching on Saturdays. I'd be whatever.

[Brett Vesley]

Where's my sign?

[Dale Hellriegel]

You want to join Al Qaeda? Okey dokey. We're in. Let's. Whatever you say. Money's the most important thing to you. Okay, whatever. Bye.

[Brett Vesley]

Do I still get the. What is it? The black AMEX card?

[Dale Hellriegel]

What do you need a credit card? You're a poor man. Think. What do you need a credit? You walk in and you go, by the way, I'm good for it. And people give you things.

[Toledo]

With aluminum briefcase.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Toledo's so lost in his own world that when he's got $10 billion floating in a fantasy, he's thinking about great credit.

[Brett Vesley]

I know how that kind of finance works, John. I've got questions.

[Dale Hellriegel]

What's the annual fee?

[Toledo]

Now? I can get that above the ground pool, right?

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's just a poor man thing.

[Brett Vesley]

Thinking.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Just think of the credit cards I could get. Yeah, put it on credit, by all means. You've got $10 billion. Why not layaway? You grew up with lay points. Oh, my God, the travel. So much cheaper.

[Brett Vesley]

You're talking.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You have a plane of your own. I'm talking idiots about this. I can't. I'm not continuing this. This is over. The minute you brought up what kind of credit cards could I get, I realized that there's certain. There's just certain people who are destined to not have anything. Hey, it's true. That billionaire is not going to because the first. You got what? I own the Lakers. Holy cow. But you got a lot of good credit offers.

[Toledo]

What's your limit?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay, goodbye. What are like 2500? What do you got on your Discover? You pay more than the minimum. That's insanity. You get 1% cash back, you dummy.

[Toledo]

No layaway at Walmart.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Sean Rockefeller says you're right, John. I'm going to follow Jay's deal. I'm funny, and he is. Sean's funny. Step one, be funny. Check. Step two, become a drug addict. Check. Step three, become a billionaire. That's the path. That's how you get there.

[Brett Vesley]

Wait a minute. He's saying he's got two out of three knocked out.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He's not a drug addict. Oh, no. He's got one out of baby. He's on his way to be. He's got the funny part. That's in the. That's in the vault. Next one is got to start a pretty good drug habit and kind of almost throw it all away. Step one, become a drug addict. Yes. On it. Give me drugs. Give me drugs. Anyway, good. Good luck, Sean. I hope it all works out. I love it. I think that that's awesome. And that's. It's rare, but the bus family, now, that's a. That's a pretty big sale. 10 billion for the Lakers. Pretty unbelievable deal. Unbelievable deal.

[Brett Vesley]

Do you think? Let's see. It's back to Friday. So guys like Russ, who's polyamorous, he could find a billionaire.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No, no.

[Brett Vesley]

To be polyamorous.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Billionaires have choices and I don't think Russ is going to meet criteria that, like there's still. There's still a bar. Yeah. That you have to hit. Jay Moore hits it. You know, he's funny. Good looking enough. Although he did start to eat everything for about three years and turned into a bit. A bit of a. He admits it.

[Brett Vesley]

And he admitted it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He got a little thick. Now he looks good again. Jay's thin. He's in shape again. He admitted it was Ozempic, so now he's an ozempic addict. But it's working out in his favor. He's got that going on and yeah, he's got that. So. But Russ is a bit of a wild card, that dude. You know, the polyamorous man.

[Brett Vesley]

ALS Matt on the way out.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You think ALS Matt would. You know, I don't think billionaires are really looking for that.

[Brett Vesley]

They're not looking for a cause.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Let's just say you have to be able bodied and have a future.

[Brett Vesley]

Damn it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sorry. Matt. Matt.

[Toledo]

Damn.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Although I don't know if ALS Matt or Toledo, I don't know who gets the nod first. There's Matt gets the billionaire before you.

[Toledo]

This is a shorter commitment.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, that's definitely true.

[Brett Vesley]

Shorter commitment.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, what you're saying then is we should all date someone with Lou Gehrig's disease. It's a couple years of our life. Yeah. There's a lot of cleanup at the end, but, you know, you can manage that.

[Brett Vesley]

I suppose.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Anyway, way I love that Jay Moore had this happen and I love that it makes people upset.

[Brett Vesley]

Upset. Who's upset?

[Dale Hellriegel]

In your email, which Stedman says, tell Jay Moore those are amateur numbers. Bump that. Yeah, you're right. No, Steadman's the big winner. Steadman's the big idol. But it gives us hope. That gives us hope because we're, you know, we've been in a room with Jay. We've palled around with Jay. I've seen Jay Moore's pubes because he.

[Brett Vesley]

Told me he said, hey, he dropped pants on stage.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Worst. Worst first joke I've ever been a part of was I went to Jay Moore's hotel room. He's like, come up. We'll hang out here for a little bit and then we'll go. I'm like, all right. And we go up and he goes, hey, can you do me a favor? I left my wallet. It's got hundreds of dollars in it in the kitchen or in the bathroom. Sink. Will you grab that? And I'm like, sure. And I went in there to get it, and I looked in the bathroom sink, and he had just shaved his pubes. And it was just a sink of pubes. I'm like, I don't see a wallet in the bathroom. I don't see a wallet here. Ah, perfect response. I'm like, you're a dick. Yeah, but I'm well shaved. I'm like, I got it, Jake. And we spent about a 45 minute ride in the car. Just. It was weird, but it was fun. And. Yeah, but I got to hang out with him. And now he's a billionaire. So, I mean, you do get that. You get your hopes up that maybe Genie's got another billionaire friend. And Jay's like, hey, Johnny, want to go out, hang out? I'm like, yeah. Oh, okay.

[Brett Vesley]

Meet us in Vegas.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. And Jeannie's gonna bring a friend. And I'm like, can I. You bring that wife? Oh, no, no, no. There'd be no point in that. You got a billionaire buddy coming along. It's time to make a swabaroo. And encouraged all men shouldn't. You shouldn't be a dick about it. If Ronnie found a billionaire that was interested. It's time you set that bird free. If you love her, if you truly love her and say, I want what's best for you. You. There it is. I want you to have the easiest life possible because I love you more than anything on the planet. You should never put shackles on that person and take away things that'll make them happy because it makes you insecure.

[Toledo]

Go with him.

[Brett Vesley]

Sickness and in health. Very healthy.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Go with him.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Just take care of me.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Right? And you know what? If you love me, you're going to recognize what you're doing is hurting me and you should financially compensate me for that. That's right. That's a nice deal. I think that's a nice deal. I don't understand.

[Toledo]

That's a win win.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. We don't really want what's happy for our spouse. No fact.

[Brett Vesley]

Does Trajan wealth handle. Can they handle that kind of paperwork for.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yes. Jeff Jr. Would be like, I'll handle this.

[Brett Vesley]

Got it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

10 billion. We may be undermanned and I'm still going to. I'm taking this account. Yes. Yeah. They're not going to go. I'm turning that away. 10 billion. We're a financial institution.

[Brett Vesley]

We'll figure this out. How much do you need, Brady?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Again, poor man thinking that's just Too much to handle. I don't think even a bank would do it. You think Jeff Jr. Be like, I can't. I couldn't possibly do a good enough job with this. Yeah, he could. In fact, I'd fire all my other clients and be like, I'm just going to focus 100% on you.

[Brett Vesley]

Yes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't know that Jeie Bus and Jay are going to wander into a place that multiple. I'm going to hire one of you to be permanent on my staff. There's a lot to manage here.

[Toledo]

It's like military training. In the, in the financial world, what do you do when a client comes in with a $20 billion portfolio? They role play.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I quit.

[Toledo]

Here's what we do.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

This goes here, this goes here.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I quit my job with Trajan and I get hired full time by the $20 billion guy.

[Brett Vesley]

Or I hang my own shackle and.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I say, let's start our own place. Got a client of one and Jeff Jr. Would be like, hi, by the way, you're all fired. I'm now this guy's deal because I'm sure that. I know, I know the Trajan's doing very well, but if somebody with $10 billion came in, that commission's probably better than all of his combined. Maybe. Yeah, you quit that. Billionaires make moves. They make you move, too. Make you dance. Good for you, Jay Moore. Good for you, Jeannie Buss. And now the worst part about it is as Phoenix Suns people, as Phoenix, the city, we now have to deal with a Lakers owner with bottomless pockets, and he owns the Dodgers. And if you've ever seen baseball in the last three years, you know one thing, the Dodgers will buy everything. And now he's got the Lakers. So guess what? The Lakers are going to buy everything.

[Brett Vesley]

When watching or a series about it or a news story about what he's done with the Dodgers. Like you said over the last three years, the changes they've made to Chavez Ravine, the deals that they've signed with local TV and all that, the revenue.

[Dale Hellriegel]

From their TV network, he was wise enough to put it in Japan. And it's so big that the Yankees are like, hey, you can't do that. The Yankees got mad that the Dodgers came up with a better plan than they have. It's not fair. They've got too much money, said the Yankees. This dude is going to dominate all the free agent stuff. The Lakers are going to be. Now, maybe they don't win a championship, but they're definitely going to be the place to go for money. And he's not going to care about luxury tax and going over the. The cap. And he. It doesn't bother. The payroll for The Dodgers is 400 something million. The Sun's payroll was 400 million. Sure. You think that the Dodgers. He's not going to go over the Lakers and go, all right, we got LeBron James and Luka Doncic. We're going to go buy some people.

[Brett Vesley]

Do you hear the. The conspiracy theorists are out. That's how they got Lucas so that they could pad the sale because they knew it was coming.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It was pretty awesome. I think they got Luca when their eyes got wide open. We talked to Jay about that, and they made a call and said something about the Mavs, said, hey, we're interested in Anthony Davis. And they're like, we're not interested in anything you've got to offer. The Lakers were like, right, okay, well, yeah, we'll trade our. You got it. And he's like, what if I told you Luca was on the table? And they're like, well, you got it. Anthony's on a plane now. They didn't know that the Mavs were making that move. So that was according to the guy who was married to the owner in our. In our office. We got that information. That's how close we are to this Brady. You know, the dangerous thing is being this close to billionaires. The fines for what we say here on the station are going to go up. They're going to start charging us more for mistakes because now we've got it.

[Brett Vesley]

Would it be too close, too early and too presumptuous to send Jay a text now? Hey, you want to come in and be on the show?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yes, it is, because we're going to pay the fines. You ain't heard nothing yet anyway, silly. But congratulations to our friend Jay Moore. What a great deal. I've always liked Jay. I've rooted for him. He used to call me pretty much every day, years ago, to talk about high school wrestling and boxing because he.

[Brett Vesley]

Was a high school wrestling coaching phase.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, he loved it. And we would talk about that. And then we talk about how I was, you know, training in boxing a lot. And I'm like, I don't really do a lot of fighting, but, you know, I'm coming out. I'm gonna watch it. You gotta fight. Coming. I don't have anything I'm not doing. Like, you realize this is not just.

[Toledo]

I had to endure a couple of single leg takedown attempts.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, he tried to attack.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Knew I Wrestled.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, but you had a good bas. Five years ago. You can't. You can't wrestle a 60 year old man because he wrestled him.

[Toledo]

Well, this was. Yeah, okay, it was five years ago.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay. You can't wrestle a 55 year old man. You can't wrestle a 35 year old man because he wrestled in high school. He's too good at your single leg takedowns. It's a perishable thing. It's not. I haven't worked on that since high school, but let's see. I bet you I still got it. Hilarious. Anyway, I. I warned him.

[Toledo]

You don't want to do that. I'm. I'm a couple weight classes higher than you right now.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You just don't want me to let start eating.

[Toledo]

He did and he did.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He got up to your weight?

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, he said he got to 238. He was close. Yeah, he was cruising up there. Brett's out this morning. He's not a billionaire, but if you are a billionaire and you want to help out, maybe rub shoulders with Brett a little bit. Yeah. We don't really truly love the person we're with if we won't let them leave us for a billionaire. We just don't. And women have that whole thing. It's not about the money, it's about love. You're an idiot. That's dumb. It is too. Because I guess you know when I know it's about the money. When you're in a divorce court, no woman has ever said it's never been about money. When they're in the divorce. It's never happened. They try to ring that. They try to ring that.

[Toledo]

Just the dating candidates.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, please.

[Toledo]

You know, you had them on the pleat, the Dating Game, the three batches. One's a billionaire.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No, he's automatically in the lead. Yeah, it's his to lose is what I'm saying. But that, that Pollyanna attitude of I've never. I never loved you for the money. I never get divorced. Try a divorce and watch how fast that whole I never loved you for the money thing turns into what's mine, where's mine? We're gonna make this fair. Like, well, if it's fair, then. What are you talking about, fair? You'll see. And then they try to. They never try to say, I just want the last drops of love milked from him and his lawyers. No, no. They don't ever try to milk you for your last few drops of affection.

[Brett Vesley]

There's a couple more in there.

[Dale Hellriegel]

There's Some. There's a little more affection in there. I don't care about the money. I never have. I want that affection out of him. And I'm gonna suck him dry of affection or else. Because that's what this whole marriage has always been about. Love and affection. It's never been about money till we went to court and then, oh, you should have left for the billionaire. It's not about money search. Seems like it is now.

[Brett Vesley]

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[Eddie]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yep.

[Toledo]

600 pound sister billionaire.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Did you marry it? Oh, I'd be licking every crack. I'd pour vinegar on it to make it smell worse.

[Brett Vesley]

I home an hour a day.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You'd never see me.

[Toledo]

Why would you?

[Dale Hellriegel]

You still think like a poor person. You have a job. What do you mean? You'd be home an hour a day. You'd never leave the house. I would be buried in 600 pound sisters. I'd be down in there all day. You wouldn't. I would learn. Brady.

[Toledo]

I don't know if I could do it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The next time you saw me, you'd be like, what happened? Half a minute. Talk to you? My tongue hardly works anymore. The only thing I can do is so. It'd be like I'd been eating ice cream all day. My. My tongue is numb. It doesn't work.

[Toledo]

It's How's Tennessee, John?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, man. I could lift a window with my tongue. Within a week, it would be so strong. But I couldn't talk anymore because it would only be good at one thing.

[Brett Vesley]

You become an auctioneer.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Auctioneers would be jealous.

[Toledo]

He has so many turkeys at his farm.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sound like Bruce St. James on a roller coaster. Fair enough. 600 pound sister. Look, I go out and get dog crap out of the backyard, smear it on there and just go to town down. I like billions.

[Brett Vesley]

You do one of Brett's videos?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I got no beef about billions. You wouldn't do that.

[Toledo]

I don't know. I. I couldn't.

[Brett Vesley]

Brady, it's a thousand million.

[Toledo]

Well, we would have. We'd be celibate.

[Dale Hellriegel]

What? You'd be pleasing that angel. And you'd be doing it as. At her beck and call, my friend.

[Brett Vesley]

One, one. One thousandth is all you need.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You know what would happen to me to. Sorry. That's okay.

[Toledo]

You're really selling it.

[Brett Vesley]

I think the percentage is high.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'd take a break during that whole windstorm.

[Toledo]

All right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Start writing.

[Toledo]

The chance.

[Brett Vesley]

You got me in the nose on that one.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That don't bother you? Not at all. I love you, thousand pound sister. Hey, show me that pearly white. White.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me get.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, I'd feed her like a mama bird. I'd let her feed me like a mama.

[Brett Vesley]

Get up in there past the bed sores.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, I'd be on her back opening. And I'd be hand saving her bed sores.

[Toledo]

Let's do a wake up song.

[Brett Vesley]

What about. What about now? With the. With the extra skin she's got hanging.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All of it. Oh, I'd sleep in it like it was a duvet. I'd ball up in her like I was a pig in a blanket. 600 pound sister gets the billions. She's an earner. That's attractive. She's got ambition. Nose is running from all the. I can't help myself.

[Brett Vesley]

Excited thinking about it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You do it.

[Toledo]

No.

[Dale Hellriegel]

For a million dollars, you don't go down on this. On the £600. You shut up. You're that against oral sex? Poor Ronnie. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's for a million dollars, tax free. $1 million. You don't go down in the street. What's wrong with you?

[Toledo]

Rice. Beans. Beans and rice.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Brady, I've been with you to Asian restaurants and the things you put in your mouth are horrendous.

[Toledo]

Horrible. Baby, I just.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And here's the other thing.

[Toledo]

I just don't think I could. You'll but then again, I know if.

[Dale Hellriegel]

An Asian Indian restaurant said you did something. We have. Did you bird with a thing in the leg.

[Toledo]

I'm not trying.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Absolutely. It's a delicacy. And they'd be like, I've never had this. I would eat it.

[Toledo]

I would do that over the.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Of course. Why? Nobody's offering you a million dollars and you'd do that at the Indian palace for free. If the guy said it's a free meal.

[Toledo]

No.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yes. You would try this Indian delicacy. I'll tell you what it is after. You would eat that. I know you. You would eat that. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Not £600, Sister, but for free meal.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You would eat something that could turn out to be like the grossest thing.

[Brett Vesley]

Correlation isn't. Isn't making sense.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You have no problem with that. But for a million dollars tax free, you don't lick the 600 pound sister. You're an idiot if it's just one lick. No, it's not the. You're not the owl in the Tootsie Roll commercial. You got it. You got to finish her. And I hope she's a squirter.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, she is.

[Dale Hellriegel]

If I'm both ways, Brady, if I'm paying the fines, we're getting our money worth. I hope she just Bellagio. You do it in a second. Suddenly she'd be attractive. I've been to restaurants with you where they'll serve a ball of muck and some slop around it and you're not sure what's in it. This is delicious. And you'll eat anything someone puts in. You will eat anything someone puts in front of you View. If it's foreign, if it's. If it's got some sort of tie to like a region. That's their delicacy.

[Brett Vesley]

I don't think many bowls of outdoor noodles.

[Toledo]

Adventures. Absolutely.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I've heard stories of what you did in Scotland. You put it all in your mouth. Thomas said you ate everything. Everything. Well, blood pudding you ate.

[Toledo]

Ronnie was the one who liked that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Liked. But you tried it.

[Toledo]

I tried it, yes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's my point. You didn't have to pay for the blood pudding, but because it was a delicacy. It is blood. It's the blood. I know what it. Right, well, that's all then. That's all. The 600 pound sister looks like it's a patty sausage, side of beef. You're a fool. That bible did a number on you sexually. Because you'll eat anything in a bowl from an Indian. But you wouldn't million $10 check. You're a crazy person. Want to know my impression is of you. If that actually happened. That's okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at my French ambulance.

[Brett Vesley]

You know how we get him? 600 pound sister is a cattle baron.

[Dale Hellriegel]

There it is. Freebie forever. You don't even get money. That's. That's right. He hates money. What am I talking about? He's a traitor. Yeah, you got. You're, you're. You're in. You got wagyu steaks for the rest of your life. Brisket wagyu. It's at your beck and call at any time. All you gotta do, just start there. I like when you lick my tummy folds.

[Toledo]

It's Juneteenth. Let's move on.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's right. Now you're. You've got too many hang ups on this one. Jeff Jr. Would tell you.

[Toledo]

I brought it up.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Jeff Jr. Tell you. What are you doing? This is a great investment.

[Brett Vesley]

You did start it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Lick that. I talked to my financial advisor. What do you think there, Corbin? Should I lick the 600 pound sister?

[Greg Warren]

So whatever.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Should I lick the 600 pound sister for a million? Well, let's take a look at this. You have zero and you liquor and you'll have a million. As a financial advisor, I'd say get the down there, moron. He's gonna take a couple of those, he's gonna turn it into more. Idiot. Just practicing on the steering wheel. I'll take you over to the Indian palace and tell him, look, I'm covering the bill. Whatever he wants, just don't tell him what you're bringing. Bringing them. What? This is wonderful. Okay, we can do that. And you would just be like free food. What's this? Duck. Duck butt. Duck butts. Duck butts. They're delicious. You'd eat a duck butt. You'd eat a Mexican meal. If they said it's made of cow face and cow butts. You do it. She won't eat the 600 pound sister for a million dollars. You would do it in a second. Anyway, we'll talk, we'll talk about this off the air. Come on now. Brett's out there this morning on baseline and Dobson, he's got to be close. And like we said, it's Juneteenth, so contributions from the African American rocker will be all we play this morning. I think that's fantastic. What do you want to go with first? Toledo. It's all. By the way, it's brought to our friends at Action Ride Shop. An outstanding time for you to go Start planning your winter, because riding bikes right now is not the best idea. But if you've got a bike, you want to get it all spruced up. The thing I go over there and get right now is one of those bikes racks so I can load my bikes up and head up to Flagstaff, where it's going to be 82 degrees all weekend while we swamp it out, get a bike, have some outdoorsy fun. Because not working out down here. Action Ride Shops got all the trails up there, too. They got maps for you and things you can hike and run around in. Everything you've ever wanted. Camelbacks, all that stuff. They've got an Action Ride shop with two amazing locations right here in our glorious valley. One over there on Gilbert off the 60, and the other one on McDowell and Power Road. Action Ride Shop brings you the Wake up song. And today, what do you got?

[Brett Vesley]

The only suggestions that are kind of fitting the mold. Jerry says bad Brains Rise because they're black guys and they effing rock.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That is a great band.

[Brett Vesley]

Who? Black Thunder.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No, no, no, no. That's not what we're doing.

[Brett Vesley]

I don't think that's.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, the who. The H. Yeah, yeah. They're Mongolian. That doesn't count.

[Brett Vesley]

That's. That's what I thought. King's X didn't said just any sort of song. I got Hendrix, Purple Haze, the Warning. I don't think any of the girls are Mexican. Saliva doesn't have anybody. Rick James, Fire it up.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, no. Do we start off with Rick James? No.

[Brett Vesley]

Is there anybody in Down? That is.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't think so.

[Brett Vesley]

I don't think so either. Electric Call Boy, maybe. No body count. There goes the Neighborhood. That's about. That sums it up with the qualifications for June 27.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Was it black the Sky? The King's X song?

[Brett Vesley]

I don't think that's the one. Let me.

[Dale Hellriegel]

King's X has a couple of them. There's some good stuff for King's X. Actually, you know what, Rich? Go with Check My Brain by Alison Chains. That one I haven't heard for a while. And that's with their new lead singer, William, and he's a black guy, so we'll go with that. Check My Brain's a great song. And since it's Juneteenth, we want to help that. That out. Victor says all right. Just hopped in the car, turned the app on. First thing I heard. I heard stories about you in Scotland. You put everything in your mouth. You guys never disappoint. Yeah, the first words Are usually pretty strong. Pretty strong. I love this song. This one's. It's already 16 years old. This is damn fine music from Allison Chains. After Lane died and William came on Juneteenth celebrating all the African Americans in rock as best we can on the fly. I think it's pretty great. Salis in Chains. Check my brain. It's 98 KUPD. Wake him up.

[Eddie]

Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Thank Dance. Kill switch. Engage. Covering that holy diver and doing much better than Dio did if you ask me. I like that one a lot. Makes me like that song. Which tough one for that non point. Celebrating Juneteenth with the African American performer in rock. And that's a tribute to what has been provided to us by them. I've got a few good suggestions too. And a few I didn't even know. I can't. I can't find it now. It was a dude's name. Jason says that Sleep Theory. Brett, do you know about that? Sleep Theory has. I didn't know that. I didn't even know that. So Sleep Theory has static and evidently that's a great song. We might throw that in the list. We got a few if you want to suggest a few. [e-mail] you can throw that my way and we'll see if we can put it on the list. How about that, Bert?

[John Holmberg]

Great.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right. You're not a big Sleep Theory fan? No, they're good. Okay. Well, there you go.

[John Holmberg]

You just got to get some suicidal in there. Gotta get some body count in there.

[Dale Hellriegel]

For sure. That's on. That is going to happen this morning. In fact, we'll do that first after the Brady Report. That'll be the first one.

[Toledo]

Sleep Theory.

[Dale Hellriegel]

They're good.

[Toledo]

Never heard.

[Dale Hellriegel]

They've got their part of that show coming up in a month, aren't they? They're going to be at.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Summer of Loud. Is that there? Is that the one they're at?

[John Holmberg]

I know they're coming. I can't remember if they're on that bill or not, though.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So many bands are coming, it's ridiculous. Yeah, I just remember seeing them on there. Maybe that isn't the right one. But yeah. Sleep Theory is right around the corner. We get it all figured out. We got so many concerts. You can go check it out. Brett's out this morning and he's doing brilliant work for the charity known as the Phoenix rescue mission. And he's out in his neck of the woods. His old neck of the woods. He just moved out of this neighborhood. He's over at Dobson and baseline at the Albertsons over there in Dobson ranch in Mesa. And operation hydration is happening. Brett, you got a great response last Thursday in the west valley. It's now your neighbors, your friends, everybody that knew you over, and that's. It's their turn.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't know what that they're. I was gonna say it was a little light. It's a little light right now as far as the individuals rolling in dropping off cases, but the boys from Saya ltl freight showed up with a tractor trailer and says, hey, man, I got a pallet. What do you want me to do with this? So, yeah, so I'm literally sending one of the promo guys, Mitch, back to the station. So you'll see an 18 wheeler pulling in here.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Nice.

[John Holmberg]

With an entire pallet of water.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And who was the company that did it?

[John Holmberg]

Saya ltl freight.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right. And they're dropping off a whole pallet. And I'm telling you, and I'm going to keep drilling this into everybody's brain. I was with the Phoenix rescue mission guys on Tuesday with Larry and Amy and Heather, and we all went out and we watched this water go from your hands to our hands to the people who need them. And it is. Is. It's fairly magical to. To watch that change a day. And that's all it's doing. It's just changing a day. It's pretty. It's amazing, and it does. It adds more weight to. When I say the fifth largest city in America should never have people struggling or dying from not getting a bottle of water or a glass of water. We got tons of it. Let's start handing that stuff out to the people who need it. This is great. So, yeah, step it up, Brett. What else you got out there?

[John Holmberg]

And they're also threatening to keep bringing them every week, too. So this may be an ongoing thing with the guys from sire, so.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I think.

[Toledo]

Rigs.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay, well, there you go.

[John Holmberg]

You'll see it rolling in the parking lot here, you know, in the next 10 minutes or so. They're bringing it right now.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Phenomenal. All right, well, we'll come. We'll go down there and give them a fist bump and say thank you. When they're here. Saya drops off a pallet, and now we got to fill up the truck now. Now Brett's got to get some envelopes and people dropping off cash. If you don't want to get out of your car because it's too hot, throw Brett a couple bucks. He'll go inside the Albertsons, and he'll get the water for you. How about. About that?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'll do the shopping. No problem. We'll get. We'll get a handle one day or one way or another if you run a late to work. No problem. We'll get it handled. You know, of course, we got to thank Lerner and Row, our friends over there, Albertsons, obviously, and of course, Amco for. For doing this and everybody else. You know, all you guys that are coming out here, stepping up and dropping off water so we can use it. We want to get that. We want to get those million bottles. And we'll be signing you guys up for Primus tickets. I got the KUPD Swag and Saya dropped off a bunch of swag for their stuff, too, so I'm handing that out as well.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right, you're loaded up, Brett. Nice job. And you're doing because it's hot as hell out there, so nice work by Brett. We'll check in with you again a little bit. There you go. All right. We'll see Besley out there this morning at the Albertsons on Dobson and Baseline. Actually, my Mom's old Century 21 used to be in that same strip. Member, Century 21. That was a real thing.

[Toledo]

A lot of cigarettes burned.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, yeah. There's a lot of full ashtrays in that century 21, that's for sure. It is. Yeah. Beautiful things. A nice job. Operation Hydration. We're doing it again, and Brett's out this morning. Help him out if you're in the area. If not, if you're up there. Like I said before, Schwartz Laser Eye center, they're taking drop offs. You can do that. Local Legends, the bar out there in Chandler that Brett's beautiful wife is running. Size. Got that? Is it Mesa? Yeah, maybe it's Mesa. You know where it is? Somewhere out there. Is it Mesa? I always think I get that area confused. Either way, you know where Local Legends is if you know where it is, drop off there. If it's too far for you to help the US out this direction. Great stuff. Thank you for everybody, for participating and doing what's right by us. And we couldn't be happier. Every time we ask you guys, you come through. So thanks in advance because we know we can count on you. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Reports brought to you by all Pro Shade Concepts. Get some shade today, you're going to need it more than ever. You get free installation on all the products and free estimates. Just have them come out to the house and say, thinking about shade, where would I put it? And they'll find a spot for you and give you all the options and everything else and then tell you, this is what it's going to run you and that ain't going to cost you anything.

[Toledo]

So have what it'll look like.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, you get a picture of it, you get rendering. Yeah, it's pretty great. So hop on that thing and get some shade at your house. If you're shade less. Boy, you're going to need it. Especially today. You got a window that's eating up all that sun. Fix it. Allproche.com Brady report it.

[Toledo]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. World. Happy Juneteenth.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's right.

[Toledo]

A couple of basis fun facts. The last known group of woolly mammoths survived until about 1650 BC.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, I thought you were going to say it was the view. Thank you.

[Toledo]

Good one.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Thank you.

[Toledo]

1650 B.C. that's around a thousand years after the pyramids of Giza were built.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Wow. Wow. Interesting.

[Toledo]

It is.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You know why that fascinates me so much? That there were that many people building those giant pyramids and they had to, you know, they go up north a little bit, you'd have been getting eaten by woolly mammoths.

[Toledo]

There are four black hockey players in the NHL hall of fame.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Gee, I wouldn't know any of them.

[Toledo]

Grant Fury.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, for sure. Goalie. Super goalie.

[Toledo]

A guy named Jerome.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, it's a struggle. French name. He's staring at the page. Hockey fans just went nuts.

[Toledo]

I, G, I, N, L A. Haginla something.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't know.

[Toledo]

Willie. O Re.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay.

[Toledo]

And a woman. Angela James.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, she's an executive or something I.

[Toledo]

Didn'T look into or she was their professional.

[Dale Hellriegel]

They wouldn't count that as the NHL.

[Toledo]

Yeah, must have been.

[Dale Hellriegel]

She must have been an executive or like a pioneer in getting stuff done.

[Toledo]

Ohio is the only state that doesn't share any letters in its name with the word mackerel. Every single other state name contains a letter in that word mackerel.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Because most states have an A in them and if not that, an E. Ohio is only val. A. It's two. It's three vowels and an H. Yeah. No, A's and E's. Yeah. Mackerel that's weird that anybody would have thought that.

[Toledo]

On hospital TV shows. We might have done this one before cpr. CPR saves people's lives about two thirds of the time.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay, in real life, 40%.

[Toledo]

10 to 20.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Wow. Is that right? CPR only works 10 to 20% of the time. We need a better system. Staying alive, baby, that's what they say. And then they changed it again. Now it's a new beat. It's a hipper song that people know.

[Toledo]

I think he'd still go with.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh yeah, if you're of our generation. Sure. But I mean, tell that to a. To a 20 year old. What the hell is Staying Alive? They had. They had had a new song. I don't remember what it was.

[Toledo]

You're letting the Bee Gees down, right?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Play them Staying Alive. Yeah, but if I'm 19, I mean, it would have been like telling us you got to do CPR to Red Rubber Ball. What? What? It's a song from 55 years ago. Red Rubber Balls. Like, I don't know that song. I'm going to kill this guy. All right, Staying Alive.

[Toledo]

Instacart just released data on Independence Day grocery orders. This is based on last year's 2024. They have the top 10 items that peaked in popularity during the week of 4th of July last year. Number five, hamburger buns. Number four, hot dogs. Number three, watermelons.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right.

[Toledo]

Number two, hot dog buns.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure. You gotta. One should go with the other.

[Toledo]

The number one item. What would your guess be?

[Dale Hellriegel]

You've covered all those hot dogs.

[Brett Vesley]

You say burgers already?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. I don't think.

[Toledo]

Hamburger buns. Hamburger number didn't even make top dressing.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Ranch dressing.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, there you go. Condiment.

[Toledo]

Mayo is the only condiment on closest to, I don't know, Pickles. Potato chips. Number one, canned baked beans.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Wait, number one.

[Toledo]

What the number one. Did I misunderstand the biggest fourth of July food surge on Instagram Cart surge? Yeah, during the week of fourth of July.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay, so because it doesn't sell anything outside of 4th of July. So it's surge percentage is huge.

[Toledo]

Yes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Hot dogs sell pretty regularly. Have a spike.

[Toledo]

Okay, but people.

[Dale Hellriegel]

But hot dog buns.

[Toledo]

People, I think always have the hot dogs. But they were short on buns, right?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, because the hot dogs last longer than the buns. A lot of times you end up opening that hot dog bun package and the bottoms of them are green.

[Toledo]

Yeah. The U.S. government is updating its guidance on alcohol and they're nixing the recommendation to limit yourself to One or two drinks per day.

[Dale Hellriegel]

They're saying knock it cold.

[Toledo]

They're just saying, supposed to drink in moderation.

[Dale Hellriegel]

What is that? That's different for everybody.

[Toledo]

Maybe have more than I drank in.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Moderation yesterday with Mike Broomhead for a little while. Oh, and Super Nintendo of Schools. Shelly Boggs was there.

[Brett Vesley]

Don't call him out.

[Dale Hellriegel]

She's allowed to drink. Drink. She's a human being. Just because you're Super Nintendo of Schools doesn't mean you have to hide in a corner.

[Toledo]

She's legal.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. It's not like I said she was a prostitute. I said she had a legal beverage. The prostitution came after.

[Brett Vesley]

Hand in hand.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Always. Yep. Tell your kids.

[Toledo]

Manchester, Connecticut. This family owns a soda business that's been around for a while. They bought it in 1958. It's called Hosmer Mountain Bottle Modeling. And it took a little hit financially because the owner, Andrew Potvin, said his. See, the CFO contacted him, let him know, hey, there's a check that just went out for $49,500. And then two days later, another check cleared for 49,000. What's going on? His brother says he told him he won 55.5.5 million from Publishers Clearinghouse and they needed to verify his employment. He was told to write void on the check. The void became Viola Smith.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Wow.

[Toledo]

And they basically did two $50,000 checks.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Did he really win the money?

[Toledo]

No.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I was going to say.

[Eddie]

Holg's morning sickness.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I gotcha.

[Toledo]

And he's like, I can't believe my brother here.

[Eddie]

That's what I was going to say.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The brother did it.

[Toledo]

So he signs the check and puts void as.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure.

[Brett Vesley]

That would be Voila Smith, wouldn't it?

[Dale Hellriegel]

It depends on. Yeah. Voila. Yeah, you're right. Because the eye is in the wrong spot, but you can try. Turn that. I guess you're right. It's Voila Smith. Is it V, O, I, L, A.

[Toledo]

They. They had it as they converted to.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Vi because it would be easy to slide that eye. I guess that's. And then make the I. Yeah, okay, you're right. I'm gonna. You know what? I'm gonna adopt a kid and change his name to Void. All those checks are going to him.

[Toledo]

The Better Business Bureau said the publisher Clearinghouse since 2018 has been one of the top impersonated scams.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's easy. People sucker for it. I'm gonna change my kid's name to Cash and Void or for deposit only. Yes, fdo. This is Fido, my boy. My other boy. C A S H. You gotta put the periods in there. He wants to be a rapper. And then of course this one over here named Void.

[Toledo]

Amazon prime day is now four days. It was originally one when they started doing it in 2015 and made it to two days in 2017. Now this year it's four and it's going to happen in July. July 15th, I believe. July 15th through the 19th.

[Brett Vesley]

My app says the.

[Toledo]

Actually no, July. July 8th through the 11th.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay. Way off by a week.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it started in. On July 15th in 2015.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Every day is Amazon day to me. I love that thing pretty much. By the way, I just got an email.

[Toledo]

They have a spring day in March.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, they do it all the time.

[Toledo]

They do the big day.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's. It's essentially when Sears used to say we're having a sale.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yep. Just got an email from a doctor that says I know why Toledo doesn't want super Nintendo bogs to drink. It inflames his people's TDS when she has a drink. That's true. When Bookman and Barbie starts guzzling alcohol, you people go bananas.

[Brett Vesley]

That what you've nicknamed her?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Somebody said that and I told her, I said that's maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. She has no intention of burning books. And they called her Bookman and Barbie because she's pretty and she likes pink. Hey. Bookman and Bar. Oh God, don't say that like I know how deranged you have to be to even be mad at the superintendent of schools. How involved are you that that's angry. There's those guys from Saia Saya. Nice job dropping off that pallet of water and a big old 18 wheelers here. Operation Hydration is cruising along. Love it. Thank you. Boys and girls. Perhaps, but probably. Probably not two boys so far. Okay.

[Toledo]

This 42 year old man in Texas called police after he found a Bath and Body Works gift bag from his ex fiance on his front porch. There were some products inside along with a copy of their marriage certificate. One problem, he didn't know they were married. Oh, and he wasn't drunk or high or anything. There was no there. There wasn't even a ceremony. Apparently they did go to the county clerk together three weeks ago to get a marriage license. But they broke up shortly afterwards.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure didn't even last.

[Toledo]

Yeah, but the 36 year old fiance, Kristen Spearman somehow convinced a pastor to certify the marriage without the guy present. And signing off.

[Dale Hellriegel]

She must have done some extra for.

[Toledo]

The pastor, she's been arrested for felony stalking.

[Dale Hellriegel]

How about that?

[Toledo]

According to local authorities, the man is dealing with a mess and is trying to make sure there's no threat on his life, including his property and finances.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That dude's dumb.

[Toledo]

Names of the groom and the pastor have not been released, but I got a mug shot of Kristen.

[Dale Hellriegel]

How do you go to a. I don't understand how that works. How do you go to a, you know, the justice, the peace or whatever, or the city, the county and go get your paperwork. You're going to spend the rest of your life together and then break up like within a couple days. Like you didn't have the ability to get through any adversity at all. Right.

[Brett Vesley]

First sign of adversity, two days later.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Two days earlier, you're like, we're going to be together forever. And then something abruptly, like, it would have to be something so catastrophically could be. I suppose that happens. You find out something you didn't know and you. Yeah. And she is crooked because she went over and blew the pastor to have him sign some papers with us. So my guess is cutting him on the deal. My guess is, yeah, I can get half this.

[Toledo]

Dude.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Her mouth was working overtime.

[Brett Vesley]

Probably too, too much.

[Toledo]

We've got a school bus driver in Vaughan, Ontario, Canada, who was seen driving, driving the bus with a sign in the window that said Lolita's line. And the person appears to be dressed in a schoolgirl's uniform. It's a dude.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yuck. And I say yuck in the most loving possible DEI way. But yeah, I don't want to see a dude in a schoolgirl outfit. Sorry. Call me crazy.

[Toledo]

So a couple of parents called, what's going on here? And the guys, he says, why do you call? The one parent asked the guy as he got off the bus and he's standing out the door.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure.

[Toledo]

Why do you call it Lolita line? It's called the Lolita line because it's from a novel in 1955. Lolita.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Or the teacher bangs the student, sexually.

[Toledo]

Abuses a 12 year old girl. Yeah. So the parents took issue with that. They contact the bus company and they said, we weren't aware of this. That bus driver is gone.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So on Lolita bus lines for kids in school, a bus driver was dressed as Britney Spears.

[Toledo]

Yes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And people are questioning whether or not that should have happened.

[Toledo]

Well, there's like, how do you let this happen?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Right.

[Toledo]

Like, because the bus company says we have a very stringent hiring practice.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay.

[Toledo]

And the guy says, that's in the dress and stuff. Not a problem with this, do you, bro? Yeah, he's asking about it. Wait until you see the picture.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, I have a problem with it. Whether he's driving kids around or not. That is ok. That's things horror. That's where nightmares are. It is nightmares come out of that outfit. He went the full deal, though. This dude is loaded up.

[Toledo]

He didn't have to have a sign on the bus that steps out as a driver.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Do you know how kids, we're not.

[Toledo]

Going to school tomorrow.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You're not getting on that bus.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Good job by the parents for paying attention to Nabokov's worst creation. And I only know that thanks to Sting and the police. I appreciate the lyrics of that book by Nabokov. Made me realize who Lolita is written by. I would have never learned that in a classroom, but Sting taught me that in that amazing song Don't Stand so Close to Me. When he said that book by Nabokov, I actually looked it up years ago. Oh, Nabokov wrote Lolita. I learned something. Thanks, police.

[Toledo]

Vlad.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Is it Vladimir? Is it Vladimir?

[Toledo]

I think it's Vladimir.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We were just saying that because everybody Russian is Vladimir. It is Vladimir. I want to say it's Vlada something, but I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. They're all named Vladimir. That book by now.

[Toledo]

When in doubt, go with Vlad.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Always Vladimir's Russian safety word.

[Toledo]

On Wednesday, it was announced that the world's first professional cheerleading league will launch next year.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Unnecessary.

[Toledo]

Aptly named pro cheer league. It'll be comprised of teams in Atlanta, Dallas, Miami and San Diego. That's the initial season.

[Dale Hellriegel]

My friend Marty's daughter is in competitive cheer and they travel all over the country. It's costing this guy like 80 grand a year to have his daughter enjoy cheerleading.

[Toledo]

Each team will consist of 30 cheerleaders selected through a competitive selection process. Process. The teams will receive training, wages, travel and lodging. Along with the uniforms will be provided bonuses and prize incentives. The league will be owned and operated by Varsity Spirit, a division of Varsity Brands. Varsity Brands has been the subject of multiple lawsuits.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, boy.

[Toledo]

Settled for at least 126 million million combined over the past two years.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's not good. That's a bad track record right there. Yeah, that's no good.

[Toledo]

Varsity Spirit is also currently a plaintiff in a lawsuit.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And they're in charge of the league.

[Toledo]

Filed by nine individuals in Texas who claimed they suffered injuries from a huge fight and stampede at the company's NCA NCA all star national championship in Dallas last March.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The National Cheerleaders Associated Association.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Interesting.

[Toledo]

It's hard to. You. You just want to go with ncaa.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's ripe for a Larry Nassar type situation. I don't think this should be a thing. Bunch of hot cheerleaders being competitive. There's going to be fights. You can't get girls competing and looking hot at the same time as being a pro league.

[Toledo]

So they're 18 and older.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The only hot girl in the WNBA has been in two fights in the last one. Weak. So, I mean, you can't have it. The girls who make the base of the pyramid are going to fight the pretty tops. I would watch this.

[Toledo]

The president of varsity spirit, Bill Seeley.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Now, these are cheer teams. This isn't spirit squad. Spirit squad is the chicks that do all the dancing and the fun stuff.

[Brett Vesley]

Flag girls.

[Toledo]

I think this is the one that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's the crazy cheer flip. They're doing lifts and pyramids and then the crazy stuff. ESPN shows now. Yeah. 30 championships. So they're going pro now.

[Toledo]

Now it's a pro league.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Instead of just being like Loyola Marymount versus UCLA on my ESPN7.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I get to watch this week in and week out when Phoenix cheer monsters take on the San Diego.

[Toledo]

The San Diego Salamanders.

[Dale Hellriegel]

San Diego. Rah Rahs. You think they'll call them the Salamanders?

[Toledo]

Maybe, I don't know.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The Goomars and the Squid. All right, well, I'd watch a couple episodes of that. I don't think that's got a future, though, to be honest with you. If your daughter says she wants to be a professional cheerleader for a career. I don't say this too often, but have a fallback plan.

[Brett Vesley]

Have many.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, because that's only going to be a couple years of her life.

[Brett Vesley]

Probably isn't.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

It's your second plan.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And probably it's going to be an almost. I know. First thing, it goes professional cheerleading. That didn't work out. Only fame, bartending, alcoholism. Hopefully marry a guy suicide. I mapped out the whole thing.

[Brett Vesley]

Bartending and alcoholism in there. No.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Bartending starts, then the alcoholism. Yeah. She's not. She's not an alcohol because she's a bartender. She's just a bartender. And then realizes, oh, my God, I used to have a career in cheerleading. And that fell apart. And then she starts drinking a little with people at the bar. Next thing you know, she's only drinking. She's not bartending. She marries a guy, he leaves her. She. And then it's dangling from a rope. Yikes. Yeah, I know. It ends ugly, man. This is a book by Nabokov, by the way.

[Brett Vesley]

You should write a series.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Vladimir.

[Toledo]

No Brady videos.

[Dale Hellriegel]

What? You deleted them all today? Yep. We're safe from videos for a Thursday.

[Brett Vesley]

Infiltrated by AI. I need to set it out right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

In a way. That's a. That's a nice little sorbet.

[Brett Vesley]

Good cracker.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Nice little cracker. Palate cleanser for tomorrow. Well, good. All right. We'll have no videos today. I'm fine with that. Yeah. I've learned everything I've known. I don't know that school taught me a thing from television and songs. For sure.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right. More Juneteenth Rock. Oh, Schoolhouse Rock taught me so much more than school ever did.

[Brett Vesley]

Emoluments clause.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We've got. That's. You know what? It's still teaching. That's how it's. MSDNC is teaching. Toledo New Words. Everybody Week. It's fun. Yeah. We got ourselves a tribute. Our Juneteenth tribute to African Americans in the world of rock. Suicidal Tendencies coming up. Skindred. Somebody said look up ad infinitum.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't know them. It's a girl band. And evidently they're hot and they're amazing. So we'll listen to that, Ivan, and we'll give it a shot. I've never heard of them. So maybe they're. Maybe they make the list today for that whole deal. And there goes your Brady report. It's 98.

[Eddie]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's a thing happening on Friday. Suicidal Tendencies. And they are helping us out with our Juneteenth lineup today, which is pretty cool. All the. We're trying to play bands that have African American members to celebrate Juneteenth. Because the contribution to rock and roll through African American performers is huge. We don't ever look into that. Everybody's afraid. You walk on eggshells. You can't do that. Why not? Suicidal. And they're gonna be here. What? Friday night. Brett. You're going to that?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Friday night.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, Friday night. Suicidal. Tennessee.

[John Holmberg]

Tomorrow.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Marquee. It is tomorrow. Holy cow. And Brady's thinking about going because his daughter wants to go. And I say you'll let her have this one for free on her first time out. You don't need to be hanging around a suicidal show with teenagers. You're gonna hate that.

[Toledo]

I don't know. It's been a while since I got my dance on.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You're not gonna dance There.

[Toledo]

It's been a while since I've been in the pit.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Just let chance a rapper was just a couple weeks ago.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Just let Kirby have a life without you breathing down her neck for Christmas. Say, let it. Let a 16 year old girl enjoy a concert.

[Toledo]

Girls, I got you some popcorn.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Daddy's back. Oh, great. Hi, Dr. Nassar. How are you?

[Toledo]

They're gonna be there. I'm not hanging with him. I'm.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Gonna be getting high with Brett.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's right. Smoking out. Kirby's driving home. What you don't know is Kirby's driving daddy to the sex party. She's my double D. All right. Right. You stand here and wait for daddy.

[Greg Warren]

To come back caked.

[Dale Hellriegel]

There's no reason for you to go to this. Let the bird fly. She's got to leave the nest someday. This is a good start. Brett will be there. He'll keep an eye on her and report back if she starts acting a fool.

[Toledo]

That's what he said.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Snorting coke off of the suicidal guy's hand. Said he'll keep an eye on it. Anyway, Brett's out there this morning. You're doing great work for everybody. You're doing charitable stuff today, and you're keeping it out. You're babysitting tomorrow night without even realizing you're doing it. Suicide is pretty great. Dobson and Baseline is where you're at today at Albertsons. And you've got the Operation Hydration. Tell us how it's going. The guys just dropped off the pallet from saia. Say hi. Yeah, and they dropped that thing off. Lobby is just chock full of water. We got a problem now. Lobby's too full. We got to get that over. It is. It's. It's. Yeah, we got the guys from. From Phoenix. Rescue missions. Got to come pick that up in the meantime. Is the truck filling up right now? Brett, what's up?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's. It was. It was a late push, but everybody's starting to show up now. Vader showed up.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Awesome.

[John Holmberg]

Lauren Fox came, dropped off 50 bucks for me, so I went shopping for her. A bunch of people been swinging by. So we're. We're doing good. We're doing good, but, you know, we can't do good enough.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We just.

[John Holmberg]

Just keep bringing them. Come on. Keep coming out here. We got the KUPD swag for you guys. We'll sign you up for Primus tickets. But again, it's not about that. It's about your donations for Operation Hydration. So we want to hit those million Bottles this year. And of course, we couldn't do it without our sponsors, you know, Learner and Row, Amco, Safeway, Albertsons and. And you guys.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And also you got local legends. We. I said it was Chandler. It is Mesa, right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's Mesa.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Local legends out and they're collecting.

[Toledo]

Maine.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Our buddies up there. Yeah. Schwartz Laser Eye Center. You can drop off there. You can drop off right at the Phoenix Rescue Mission if you want. You can do all sorts of that stuff. Or you can drop it off in our building. Like say I just did Great stuff. Easy way. All right. There you go. Thank you. Brett. Be careful. Stay safe. Shop for us and bring it on back. You got it.

[John Holmberg]

We'll see you in a bit.

[Dale Hellriegel]

There you go. Brett's out there for a little while longer until about 9:00 clock. So 27 more minutes. You can drop off some water on Dobson and baseline at Albert Sons. Easy as that. Greg Warren's here. He's going to come join us. Next. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? I don't know. I don't know that you're telling the truth. Greg Warren is here. I think he might have just lied to us. Right here is Susan Sarandon. Knows a ping pong store.

[Brady Bogan]

She owned a ping pong Table tennis.

[Toledo]

Come on.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay. Sorry about that. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

In Manhattan called Sports Spin and.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Really?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Susan Sarandon of Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Atlantic City.

[Toledo]

Was this while they were together or.

[Dale Hellriegel]

She spent that with the divorce settlement?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know, man. Well, I. I didn't know they divorced. Now I don't feel funny at all.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It got depressing fast with the. No, I've just broke the news that Susan Saran and Tim Robbins aren't together. And Greg Warren is miserable at the 10pm Prov tonight. You are here or you're staying for the weekend though?

[Brady Bogan]

No, just tonight.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Night only.

[Dale Hellriegel]

What? What's the deal? How come you're not sticking around?

[Brady Bogan]

I think I had a prior engagement.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right, so they got you off on the Thursday. Said you're sticking to this one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right. Beautiful. That's a good thing. Greg's at the 10pm prov tonight if you want to go 10p. Improv.com is where you go. But in the meantime you were asking about places to go get barbecuing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We told you, Eric's. Family barbecue out there in the West Valley is about as good a barbecue. And I'm not one of those guys who, I'm like, well, the way you were saying. No, I've been to barbecues. I went to this one. It's good.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's how I am with almost all barbecue. It's like, man, that's fine.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

This one was game changer.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

When I, I'm like, oh, I get it now.

[Brady Bogan]

I might need to go. I went to a little miss last time.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Good stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

But. And you used to be in the barbecue game. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Toledo]

At a, a restaurant for eight years.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Too many people. Too many people died.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sarandon and, and Robin divorced immediately after having a marriage.

[Toledo]

Tofu wasn't a big seller.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't get it. Well, here's my thing, man. And I'd like to ask you about it just seems. And I'll go to some barbecue place. Every city I go.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, I love it. But it feels like it's the one business where it's just fine for them to not have the stuff that they advertise that they're going to have. It's as if it's my fault. I'll be like, hey, I'd like to have some ribs. You want ribs? You want ribs at 2:30 in the afternoon? Son, we ain't had ribs since 1105. They, they line up for these ribs.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Billy, we got a boy out here.

[Toledo]

Says he wants some ribs.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know who's going to bring it to him. Maybe Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. It's just if it like you guys.

[Toledo]

Put it on the menu burn ends.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And you're still open.

[Brady Bogan]

And you're, you're open. Yeah, yeah. And I see your little sign back there that says says we've been round since 1974. I would just think during that time frame you would had a gotten a little better handle on the demand for the product.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I have a bit of a retort.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Any store that has such poor English on their signs, probably not great at preparation.

[Brady Bogan]

You could be, you could be right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Maybe you could gauge it off of we've been round.

[Brady Bogan]

You're saying. So if their grammar isn't intact, their.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Ability to forecast is probably not great at forward thinking.

[Brady Bogan]

I think I see what you're saying. Be something to do that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. If they looked at that sign and said that's for our place right there, we're hanging that, they'd be like, maybe they're not the best planners.

[Brady Bogan]

And I. And of course, you guys, you can.

[Toledo]

Bring on another smoker or, you know.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, yeah, but you're right. No restaurants. Like, we're out of everything.

[Brady Bogan]

No, they. Yeah, they don't say that. And they don't make it like it's your fault. They apologize, usually.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yes.

[Toledo]

Now that's true.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Barbecue places make you feel bad.

[Brady Bogan]

Little Miss, what kind of are you. That you would come in here and ask for the thing that we said.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We were going to have? Little Miss used to close the doors before they opened. Like, you get in line before they opened, and then before they actually said, we're open, they're like, that's it. Yeah. End of the line.

[Toledo]

Like, you haven't even opened for standing.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. You people are showing up before you're open, and you're saying, nope, you're not eating here.

[Brady Bogan]

I did wait in line at Little Miss.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I waited an hour.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And the other thing is, man, I don't care for when they do that. Like, we're open from 11 till we're out. Whenever we run out.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

How about you guys just see if you can stretch it to 3:30? Like, just. Just. Just stretch it to 3:30.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Order more. Yes. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then I did break a rule with you guys because I. Because, you know, I go every city.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And a while ago, I sort of stopped asking the locals where to go.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

And you guys proved me right. Because it's never close. It's never.

[Eddie]

It's.

[Brady Bogan]

It's always, I want to go this place by my hotel.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You don't want to go there. Yeah. You don't want to. You gotta travel. That's not real barbecue.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Here's what you're gonna do. You went on freeway, you're gonna go.

[Brady Bogan]

At about 47 miles, you're gonna come to a rusted down mailbox. Now, you turn right, make a right. You know what I'm talking about. Right there.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Brady knows.

[Brady Bogan]

You get on that gravel road and you just keep going. Now, there's a man lives in a dirt hole. Now, he comes out of that hole every Thursday morning with a brisket. That's some barbecue. That's. He don't take money. You got to give him baseball cards. But it's a.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's. It's what you're going to want. Right? You go to go. You are describing him. This scenario is him. Yes. He would take baseball cards over money. He's a traitor. Oh, Brady's a traitor. Brady would much rather trade you a thing than pay cash. Money. And I love that you just said that because I live with it. It's fantastic.

[Toledo]

Barter town.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. You know what I just thought of too? These barbecue guys that get arrogant with you. Maybe this is a full like pyramid trickle down that their distributors are like hey, we need to order extra for tomorrow. We got a big line. You want to do what?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Extra.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Extra meat.

[Eddie]

You're closing at 11 tomorrow.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Maybe it just also. So they're getting.

[Brady Bogan]

They're getting squeezed.

[Dale Hellriegel]

They get squeezed by the guys they order from. The farmers are like, you want more pigs? Okay. Right. Hey, that's tuner. This guy wants more pigs for his popular rest. You're closing at noon? Yeah.

[Toledo]

How many smokers you got?

[Brady Bogan]

There's just one guy in Des Moines, Iowa that is. That is starting off this whole thing.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Just the whole thing trickles down from that dude who can't catch keep up. Yeah. And it's all everybody's fault when you try to order the food. You're right that now I'm mad about it. I'm mad, man.

[Toledo]

I support you in a steak place. Oh, we're out of the.

[Dale Hellriegel]

If I go to McDonald's, I know that the ice cream machine is not going to be working. So take it off the menu. Make it a special. Put a sign up handwritten.

[Toledo]

Finally turned into a lawsuit.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Good. Yeah. People sued because they're like get it off the menu. I'm wasting my time. Your ice cream's delicious.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, it never works.

[Toledo]

The machine.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, the company made the come.

[Toledo]

The company made machine.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Were exclusively the contracted to repair them.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

So those machine in one guy all the time and all the materials running.

[Brady Bogan]

Upside job to me.

[Toledo]

Oh, it was.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, it was. It was mine.

[Toledo]

It was five.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It was mob Donald.

[Toledo]

Oh, broke. We gotta send a repair down there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We have to get into an hour. We have to get into this being and we talked a little bit about it. This sounds like I'm going down one way and I'm not. It's a great day for comedy. It is today, June 19, a great day for comedy.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And it's not what you think. I'm not going to go to it is the hope of the American dream lives for all comedians now that Jay Moore has sold the Lakers for $10 billion.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's right, man.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Think about that like you're in the same profession me and more you could accidentally marry a billionaire who's.

[Brady Bogan]

You're right, man.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's a great day for you people.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't even think of about that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And that's a bad thing to say on Juneteenth. It's a great day for you people. I should probably rephrase how I said it's a great day for comedians because you guys are the ones, like the dreams alive. If Jay can do it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Greg could do.

[Brady Bogan]

What's he got? I mean.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Right.

[Toledo]

Well, there's a journey involved.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, yeah. He had some problems.

[Toledo]

Are you ready? I mean, you got to go deep into drugs.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You probably have to have a drug.

[Toledo]

Bottom out at one time.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Dig yourself.

[Brady Bogan]

Seems like. Seems like I'm at an advanced stage to be really getting into. Into drugs.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. No, it seems like. Yeah. If you haven't done it by now. Yeah, that's how I feel.

[Brady Bogan]

It feels. It'd be sort of really stupid.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, probably not.

[Toledo]

Just might not come out of it.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm gonna take a run at it right now.

[Dale Hellriegel]

At 56, now's the time I'm really diving in to the heavy hitters. Yeah. Yeah. But it is. Would you. Are you a married guy?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Have you been married?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, good for you.

[Brady Bogan]

It's all for this moment and. Yeah. And I don't know, you guys are sports guys. I mean, can you tell. Tell me, is there any daughters of any of the NBA teams out there that are eligible or.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'm telling you right now. Yeah, you can search.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't know, but that's what Google was invented.

[Brady Bogan]

I. I like, was dating the girl.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's right. The Bucks owner.

[Toledo]

Milwaukee Bucks.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Toledo]

She's pretty.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, that's good.

[Toledo]

I think we lost the last hunt.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Has there ever been a comedian that's married a billionaire before? A man? One like a man comedian, man billionaire?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't. I think Jay's the first.

[Toledo]

I mean, Stedman did some.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Stedman's a hero.

[Toledo]

Yeah, he did some improv stuff.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, he was. Yeah, that's right. Stedman, Sir Laugh a lot. That's right. When he was in that improv troupe. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I played freeze tag with Steadman a couple of times.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We played yes and once. And he was terrible.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He's not.

[Brady Bogan]

He just knows you.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

But he said yes and to Oprah just enough. And now he's got out the house. Yeah. Would you. Would you be interested in that kind of thing? Brady brought up this disgusting idea, the 600 pound sisters. Are you familiar with that show?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'm not.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, well, I think it tells the story just with the man.

[Brady Bogan]

I got. I got. I gotta tell You. I know nothing about it, but I have a feeling. I think I do.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You've got a title.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Kind of gives the game away.

[Brady Bogan]

These aren't pretty girls.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, no, but they've all done the, the, they've lost all the weight except the skin's still there. Like, okay. Like old curtains.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And one of them has one tooth. And I don't know why she's gone through the great lengths to lose all this weight. Never went to the dentist to get.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Her teeth. But Brady said, would you. If she was a billionaire, would you, Would you?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Brady just showed you a picture.

[Brady Bogan]

She might be nice. I really, I really, especially at 56. Like, I just don't want to comment on anybody's looks.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No, no, no. I'm with you. Except hers. I mean, it's pretty easy.

[Brady Bogan]

I just don't think it's a matter match.

[Dale Hellriegel]

From. You're being very diplomatic.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think it's a match.

[Toledo]

Even dolled up a little bit more.

[Brady Bogan]

No, she does, she does look nicer there.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, no, she got some lipstick on.

[Brady Bogan]

She did her hair again, this girl. I, I, I'm gonna guess she would probably watch, you know, a YouTube video of mine or something, be like, absolutely not.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No. You don't think so? Yeah. You think she would turn you.

[Brady Bogan]

She may not be interested in me.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't know. That's true.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm you telling. Telling you.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I think you got to raise your, to be fair. Security levels.

[Toledo]

She's no longer 600.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No. She's down to about 100 and something. Yeah. And it isn't for her. It isn't. I mean, it's not that so much as it would be the way she looks. I'll say it. Not attractive to me at all. And I think that's kind of what you're saying. And you're being much nicer than I am.

[Brady Bogan]

I think a good way. I always try to say it's. I don't think it's a match. Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I think it's when Brady always says the phrase not much cup of tea.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's basically a nice way of saying, this is gross. She's disgusting.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's not what he's saying.

[Dale Hellriegel]

In a weird way. Yeah. No. Wouldn't you say that about. No. Because if it's not your cup, I'm not drinking this. It's because something has, has put you off on it.

[Brady Bogan]

So you're saying physicals, that girl.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The extreme hygiene. Probably. Yeah. Because you won't. Somebody has to.

[Brady Bogan]

No. This girl in Detroit, I think she might have thought I was disgusting because I think she, I think she used the cup of tea.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You got it. You're not my cup of tea.

[Brady Bogan]

You're saying she didn't.

[Toledo]

It wasn't just sound, but it sounded nicer than. Would you rather have until now?

[Dale Hellriegel]

It did until now because I'm a realist. You guys walk away.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a crumbling man. Sarandon and Robins. Robins are not together.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Not their cup of tea.

[Brady Bogan]

Girl in Detroit actually thinks I'm disgusting.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You had a girl say that to you?

[Brady Bogan]

I think she.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You're not my cup of tea.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't. It's a British girl. It was over tea.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, she's very specific.

[Toledo]

I'm more of an Earl Gray.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I had a of lot Earl Grey hate it. My See, now that's what I like to hear. Definitive dislike.

[Brady Bogan]

I've got, I've got real opinions about tea.

[Toledo]

What's your go to then?

[Brady Bogan]

Here's man, you go to a tea place or you go to a coffee place.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

And, and they give you. I'll say I have an iced iced black tea. And I like a good ice black tea.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

If, if they go Earl Grey. Earl Grey does not belong as an iced tea.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

It should never be an iced tea.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No.

[Toledo]

It's a breakfast tea.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Or it's a breakfast tea. Now don't get now an English breakfast tea. Now there's a tea.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Now you got some tea.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a tea.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'm talking street.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a T right there. But Earl Gray, I've I, I've gone right to the garbage with it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No kidding. You're walking right to the trash.

[Toledo]

And I see Earl on the package.

[Brady Bogan]

I I, no, I, I, There's a perfume to it. Like there's a smell. Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

So I get this.

[Brady Bogan]

I have, I have one sip of the tea. I'm with my buddy who is a friend of mine now. But he opened for me like the first time ever. We go on the road. I go to the tag. I I take one sip. I, I go I, I, I walk to the, the door. Right. In the garbage.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No kidding. Won't even tolerate all of it. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And he was, he was baffled by it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He was tolerant of Earl Gray tea.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't. Can't.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So the lady in Detroit, you were her Earl Gray.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, now that you put it that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Way, yeah, it's tough. Not my cup of tea is not a nice thing. We think we're being nice, but you're Basically saying, this will never be. This is disgusting. Yeah, it's true.

[Toledo]

So what then do you drink? What's your.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I'd like a. An English breakfast with.

[Dale Hellriegel]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm after I get off the air. Probably go to Starbucks and get their Emperor's Coffee. Clouds and mist. It's a green. I don't see what's funny about that.

[Toledo]

I've never.

[Brady Bogan]

Because it's a grande.

[Toledo]

I would never.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's two tea bags and it's about that. That is a hilarious man order. I don't know why.

[Toledo]

I'll take Evente. Clouds and Mist.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I think that's grande is usually where I go.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Grande clouds.

[Toledo]

Too much.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It sounds like you believe in unicorns.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't think you might. It's. Yeah. If.

[Brady Bogan]

If I'm gonna have that as a hot tea.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Nothing better than hot tea.

[Brady Bogan]

They make a nice. There's a. At the hotel I'm staying. I saw a coffee shop and. And they looked like a pretty good iced black tea. I'm gonna give that a shot too.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Here's your eyeballing that you are 50. This is what a 56 year old man does for fun. Eyeballs. Tea shops and. I don't know, maybe that one's on the list, but we'll see.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, make it sound like it's not exciting.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You're right. I'm doing less. So I mean, you know, I'm not. I have no tea plans today.

[Toledo]

We have our order and go. I'll take a. Your black tea and get it. And they go.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You do a spit take.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I think that's. I think that's amateur.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I do too. You know, it's bush league stuff. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I go right in the garbage and it makes a statement.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. And I dunk it. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And it. It makes a sound and you want that thud. I want them to know what they're doing is wrong.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The testosterone is just falling out of the room. Like the tea conversation just eliminates. I mean odd. Oddly enough, it's T and it's low T. Greg Warren's at the Tempe Improv tonight only. Tempe improv.com and it's. It's good. You're here on the hottest day of the year so far. We'll probably get hotter. It's gonna be nasty today, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Last time I was here is the fourth.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, and it'll get you.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's how dumb I am. I was like, as long as you stay hydrated, you're fine.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, so I went, I went out and walked on the 4th. It was like, like this.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's hot.

[Brady Bogan]

I went for like a two hour walk and I was hydrated. I was like drinking Gatorade, you know, I'd stop in a convenience store and drink Gatorade and water and everything. So I was hydrated. But I still, like for three days. I, I guess the heat can still get, still get to you even though you're hiding.

[Toledo]

You're like a dry sponge. It's weird how the water.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, man. I had to lay down for a couple of days.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Not outside side though. Yeah, stay in that Greg. Just stop walking around.

[Toledo]

You gotta go inside when you do that next time.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Even on a nice day. Who's walking around for two hours?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know, man.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Something going on.

[Brady Bogan]

Things that work.

[Dale Hellriegel]

These people in my life. I'm just gonna. You went kung fu in the middle of July?

[Brady Bogan]

I did, man. Yeah, I did. I walked around for two hours.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. You know, good tea. I'm, I'm the, I'm not helping your day at all. But I wonder if that would be a silver alert. When does that kick in?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, man, you're.

[Dale Hellriegel]

When does that kick in?

[Brady Bogan]

S. Yeah, right, sir.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Me at 56.

[Toledo]

Are you a silver 55?

[Dale Hellriegel]

When do you become a silver alert?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think I'd, I, I, I, I don't think I'm so, I don't.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Want you to be one.

[Brady Bogan]

No, man, I'll be 53 in July.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No, I'm worried about me.

[Brady Bogan]

I think I, I think I, I think they, I. And then you interact with the homeless a little bit too when you're walking around. This guy, I still love him, man. He was calling me og I went into the community, like, it's the OG og And he asked me to buy him something.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

And, and then he said he was a fighter. He said, he's a boxer.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's bad.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And I was like, yeah, man, I'm gonna get something for the champ here. And he got, I raised his hand up, I was like, I want whatever the champ wants. And he got some monster energy drink. I'm like, you can't be drinking monster energy drink if you're in training for a fight. Like that stuff's not. And then he's like, his manager guy is the older guy, like my age guy was out there and I'm like, you can't have him drinking the, he's like, man, he does well, no matter what.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He was a home, a Homeless man training for fights?

[Brady Bogan]

I think so, yeah. Yeah. Now that you say it, I think I may have been.

[Toledo]

I got good news. What, 65.

[Dale Hellriegel]

What's. Oh, 65. Okay. So we're just missing people. Thank God.

[Toledo]

A little bit of time.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right. Because I'll be filming three in July. I don't. I don't want to be a Silver Alert, and I think someday I might be. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I wouldn't take you for one if you were.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Not right now, maybe. Oh, a little bit. Like, if I saw you out there.

[Brady Bogan]

Right now, I'd be like, this guy's training for something.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You think so? Yeah. You think that of a few people. This is a problem you have. This guy must be a fighter. I'm gonna buy him some food.

[Toledo]

I did, man.

[Brady Bogan]

He said he was a fighter.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's all it takes. You're pretty suggestible shape, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Did really good reach.

[Toledo]

Dude's hydrated.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Bloated a little. Maybe too much water in your case. Greg Warren is at the 10:00pm prov10pmprov.com only tonight, if you want to go. Just kill some time and get inside. That's the. The beautiful thing. Yeah. You always want your audience just looking for shelter. Yeah, man. They don't care who's on stage, but you guys are providing air shelter and some food.

[Brady Bogan]

There's air conditioning.

[Dale Hellriegel]

There's a nice thing to do. Real cool. That's really nice. Do you have plans to. You're staying the whole weekend or you're just gonna do.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I got. I got a show. Matter of fact, I got a show tomorrow night in.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, it's another city. You have a priority.

[Brady Bogan]

Santa Maria. Yeah. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Unbelievable.

[Brady Bogan]

It's, like, up the coast in la. It's beautiful. And then Saturday night, I'm doing the Ice House in la. And guess who owns the Ice House.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Genie Buss.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right, man. Jeanie Buss owns the ice.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Maybe not anymore.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's what I'm worried. Is this thing gonna. I was really.

[Toledo]

No, it's not packaged in.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You don't know that.

[Brady Bogan]

You think they sold, man? I wonder if I sold all of.

[Dale Hellriegel]

This deal if it was all part of this. Maybe you belong to the Dodgers. Wow. Well, you gotta find out. And then you're gonna be rubbing shoulders with billionaires. On Saturday, I met the.

[Brady Bogan]

The last time I was at the Ice House, like. Like one of the brothers from that HBO show.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. You know the winning time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He was there, man. I like that show so much.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't Believe they canceled that show.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay, now, a year. You had a whole one year, half of the 80s to deal with.

[Brady Bogan]

I know, man.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I loved every second of that thing. But would you if that brother billionaire maybe had an idea on you?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no, man.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I can get you to do anything.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, listen, man, I love that you had to.

[Toledo]

That, that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's.

[Brady Bogan]

That's how desperate I am.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, you.

[Brady Bogan]

You had me.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, you were.

[Brady Bogan]

You turned me.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You're switching teams.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not a gay man. I think you know that. And then. And then. So you're like, well, his. His prospects are so low that walking.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Around town, hanging out with a homeless.

[Brady Bogan]

We haven't gone through any of the other, I don't know, franchises.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'm not a game age man either, but every man has his price. I think. A billion dollars. Yeah, I could get into it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I think I'd. The lifestyle, I would. I would envelop myself in it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I mean, you know, I've gotten to the age where now I'm like, listen, this thing is not gonna work out how I planned anyways.

[Dale Hellriegel]

How well is it going your way?

[Brady Bogan]

All these dreams that I had, they're probably not exactly going to work.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So.

[Brady Bogan]

So it's fine. I don't need to do anything.

[Dale Hellriegel]

As we age, our tastes change. I used to hate tomatoes. I like them now. I'll eat them like an apple.

[Brady Bogan]

An apple.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Maybe it's the same with gay.

[Brady Bogan]

You really.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You're really pushing for a billion dollars now. I'm not doing it for nothing. I'm not. I'm not going over to the Circle K with the Champ.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And I'm going to say, hey, how about you and I give this a try? I don't know, but for a billion dollars, I'm pretty much going to be that guy's best man.

[Brady Bogan]

I wish I'd have got that name, that guy's name when he wins the belt.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Then.

[Brady Bogan]

You guys. You guys stupid.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'll just know it's the Champ. Brought to you by Monster Energy. He'll be the only one.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think you're supposed to be drinking monsters when. When you're training for a fight.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, you are here this weekend looking for not only love, but a nice trail to hike on. Some water.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And God knows what else. Some good barbecue. Yeah. Anything else we can get while you're in town? Anything else you need?

[Brady Bogan]

No, man. I mean, you guys told me about the barbecue. I don't know if I'm gonna go all the way out to that place because it's only here for a day. If I was here on Saturday, yeah, I would do it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You're only here 10 today.

[Brady Bogan]

Just today.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, you got nothing planned after.

[Brady Bogan]

I might go to. Well, I told you I'm getting some tea.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, that's going to eat up some time.

[Brady Bogan]

I might go to Bobby Q's.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

I think, I think they're good, man.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It is good. If you're looking for good, that's good. Eric's is, I understand, remarkable. But it is a haul and maybe I need to do it. And while you're here, you're just here for a day. Get a belly full of hot tea, get in your car, roll over 45 minutes or 6 so. And get some barbecue in there and then drive back.

[Toledo]

I don't see Vienna moment there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's the other thing. And I don't think I'm selling a lot of tickets right here but at our age, you get a belly full of tea, man. You can't just go right, right out to the. Like. I got to spend about. Yeah, there's, there's about a hour and a half period where I just got to go to the restroom every eight minutes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's just you got to make sure that everything's clear.

[Brady Bogan]

Get that, get that all cleared out. Because the tea really accelerates it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Belly Full of Tea is a good band name. Yeah, I think I kind of, I think I would watch Belly Full of Tea. It's a bunch of guys in their 50s but belly full of Tea takes a lot of breaks.

[Brady Bogan]

That's when you get good.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's right. That's when you're great at everything. Well, good luck. I hope you find everything.

[Toledo]

Drive you over there.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Brad will do it.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Then you can nap.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Do you not want to hang out with Brad that long?

[Brady Bogan]

I like Brad a lot, but it's.

[Dale Hellriegel]

An awful lot to commit to.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I just feel, I feel like, like.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Would you rather walk? It's about three hour walk.

[Toledo]

We can make it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I think you could do that. Greg, leave us with words. Words of wisdom, sir. Please change the world.

[Brady Bogan]

Man.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's good stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a lot of pressure.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

It is, it's a, it's, it's, it's, it's quite a bit of pressure.

[Dale Hellriegel]

If you could change. If you could be in charge for a day.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't care for lazy boy chairs.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You would eliminate the lazy.

[Brady Bogan]

I would. I don't think. It's just, just go to bed is.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You know what?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't I don't care for them. And I feel like there's no in between.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You know?

[Toledo]

You don't want to ever sit up.

[Brady Bogan]

Straight like a man or go to bed like a man. I don't care for him.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Quit lounging.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And. And, and unless you're over 75.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Over 75, you've earned the right to.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sit in that chair and have it kind of take you in.

[Brady Bogan]

Right? Right. Cuz I also. I don't like a lazy boy chair.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Cuz I feel lazy.

[Brady Bogan]

I feel like if something was going to go down, it would take me. It's like, I'll fight you, but it's going to take me about six minutes to find the lever.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Give me a second.

[Brady Bogan]

All that. If there's a home invasion.

[Toledo]

Electric. It's.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Slower.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The eradication of the lazy Boy chair.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't care for him.

[Toledo]

My dad at the end.

[Brady Bogan]

Unless you're 70. If you're 75 and there's a home invasion, you're not getting out of that chair. You take whatever you want.

[Toledo]

My dad.

[Brady Bogan]

I lost that clicker a couple days ago. If you find that clicker, you can have anything you want in this house.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You're actually happy there's a home invasion. The guy can help you out.

[Brady Bogan]

Find that clicker.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You can take one.

[Brady Bogan]

There's an old woman down the hallway. You take her.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yes.

[Toledo]

My dad at the end had the.

[Dale Hellriegel]

One that stood him up.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Straight all the way up.

[Toledo]

Just about.

[Brady Bogan]

Now we got something.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Now you can defend yourself after.

[Brady Bogan]

In eight minutes there.

[Dale Hellriegel]

In a second they'll clear the place out. Make more room for fighting. That's how you think of it. Greg, Warren, Tempe. Improv's always. Good to see you, man.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Great seeing you guys.

[Dale Hellriegel]

One day. That's all you get with Greg. Go down there. Tempe. Improv.com. that's where it's at.

[Eddie]

Arizona's most powerful powerful rock radio station.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? There's some seven dust, everybody. That's angel, son. That's good stuff right there. About that. Dale's here to complain about something. Because if it's not Dale on the radio, he hates it. But Dale is back. Dale Hell is here. Brought to you by our friends at Prestige Billiards. A dot com. Which, by the way, I picked up a pool table yesterday for that rental house.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And he's delivering it today.

[Eddie]

Are you going to Help him.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'm going to be there.

[Eddie]

Are you going to help prepare some slate?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, I'm going to open doors and be like, my hand will do that gesture of sweep. I point to where I want that table. I'll be. Yeah. I will definitely be considerate of his space.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And then he'll put it in the. And I'll be, hey. Goes here. And then I'll say, scooch it over that way, I'll be very helpful in where this goes. But, yeah, he was amazing.

[Toledo]

He'll offer to help. But Kevin's like, I got it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I called him yesterday and said, I got this space in a rental house that I don't know what to do with. And it's kind of odd. I'm like, well, a pool table, a little game room for this will be fun.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And so he's like, okay, I'll see you tomorrow. Like, how about that? That's how. That's how good. That's meathead. Kevin is meathead. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I've never heard him.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's me. Well, normally we don't, but when we're doing business.

[Eddie]

Super nice guy, by the way.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Always delivering the pool table. Kevin.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Kevin is meathead. Because he came to my house last week to measure out where I'm. I want a new barbecue for the sauce. The old one's kind of cruddy. And he goes, I'll come by and measure out the space. And then he comes over. We looked at the thing, and I left him to it. And as he's leaving, he goes, oh, I forgot to measure it. It's okay. And then he just left. He never once took his tape measure out or did any work at all. And he's just going to eyeball. Eyeball it and do the best he can. So there's going to be a meathead, but it's meathead. That's where. That's where dopey meathead kicks in.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right. You came over to measure it and you didn't.

[Eddie]

Well, even towards the end of last week's Father's Day giveaway, he's like, I have something to say to Dale before. Like, you're not who. I don't sound like you look or something.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It was something stupid. He made us wait 40 minutes. Like it was a big proclamation. It was nothing. Thank you for last week. The Father's Day, the man cave giveaway. That was great, great fun. I've gotten several emails about how Dale endeared himself to people.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yes. That you were a Good judge. Who kept it on the up and up. They were mostly happy, ironically enough, that you didn't cave and give it to als, Matt.

[Eddie]

Yes. You guys were really pressuring me.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, I thought for sure that would be a lot of pressure.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And I was surprised at the audience's reaction of not wanting to give ALS Matt anything.

[Eddie]

It was easy. Easier. Because of. Is the. The girl who brought him in.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Making fun of you.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I mean, she ranks me below Brady. I mean, in my mind, he's. He's got. I just didn't want him to go first.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The worst thing.

[Toledo]

Got kicked with reality.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The worst thing that happened. I know. Yeah. He had to face reality that she ranked you, Brady, a six and Dale was then a five.

[Eddie]

A five. And then you were a nine.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's right. Absolutely. As a nine. You can't spell it without the nine. Yeah, no, there's no doubt about that. And it was odd that that happened. But now let's get into sports, because the big news in sports is $10 billion for the Lakers.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

How much are the Cowboys worth now?

[Eddie]

But it's funny because, you know, like, Forbes always comes up with how. Valuations and all that. But the thing is that these franchises come open for a buy.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Very few times. Usually stays in families and all that. So when one does come up, the valuation goes out the window.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It has. It's whatever anybody's willing to pay.

[Toledo]

And again, what's your sell point?

[Eddie]

What I want to know is what. What is this guy Clark or whatever his name is.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He owns the Dodgers.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

And now he's buying the Lakers. What does he do?

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's the crazy thing. You look at the dodgers payroll at $408 million a year, and all of us just go, oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Dale Hellriegel]

This dude threw 10 billion in a day at the Lakers. While he owns. That's nothing to him. It doesn't register to.

[Eddie]

What does he do?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Like, how do you get all this money? No, and by the way, I also pointed this out. You know, everything I read about says 10B.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

10B.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Nobody knows how many zeros go after the 10.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's a lot.

[Eddie]

It's 10 billion.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's nine.

[Eddie]

Come on.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's nine zeros. I mean, I could write nine zeros in my checking account, there'd be no number in front of me.

[Eddie]

I was gonna say my number would be behind it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Yeah. And then. Ye. I can add as many zeros as I want. But until I add an Actual number much later. It's crazy. But if The Lakers are 10 billion, I think the Cowboys have jumped up to 20, 25. If Jerry said I'm selling the team.

[Eddie]

If Jerry wanted to sell the team. Again, whether you love the Cowboys, you don't. There's somebody out there that has money and I would think that they'd go for at least 20, at least.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You know, and the Cardinals just jumped up. There's no way they're worth 4 billion. That's their value according to Forbes. And there's no possible way that if they said we're for sale, they don't go for less than 10. No way.

[Eddie]

Because again, you look at when's the next NFL franchise going to be sold, right? It could be 20 years, could be 10 years, who knows?

[Toledo]

Well, after that, after this sale.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, I mean, yeah. Now if I'm an owner, I'm looking, I'm like, geez. I mean if I'm the Steelers right now, their owner, the Rooney family.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And they got nobody that's really like wildly interested under Art Jr. Who owns it right now.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

They've got a couple brothers that are like, we'll take it if he. They're not wildly tied to the family.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So it would make sense to me that he looks at this because that's their bit. They're one of the last ones where that's their business. They got rich from football.

[Eddie]

Well, them and, them and the Maras.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And the Bidwells and the Maras kind of gave up on most of that, you know, so the Rooneys would be like, well this is, I mean our great, great grandfather put this together in the 30s for 180 bucks. That's pretty nice turnaround. To sell the Steelers would be probably another 15, 16 billion dollar franchise.

[Toledo]

Where was the Bidwell money before that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Started with this and whatever. He was a businessman, they're a football fan.

[Eddie]

I think he borrows some money from some people. I think, yeah, it's 50,000 or something like that. How much?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Their riches came from football. Football is their business. Jerry's was oil. You know, a lot of these people, I don't know what the guy from the Dodgers does, but it wasn't sports that made him rich. And then you start looking at that and you're like, there are no family owned teams anymore. Why would there be?

[Eddie]

Right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I mean beyond generational wealth. And then some guy comes in and gives 10 billion for the Cardinals, which is insane.

[Eddie]

And again, obviously the Lakers, one of the more prestigious. Oh sure, you know Franchise in all sports, you know, you got the, you got the Yankees, you got the Dodgers, you got the Lakers, Celtics.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, you get those Cubs. My Cubs, my former Cubs. What would a baseball team be worth?

[Eddie]

Well, that's, that, that's what's interesting to me because, because again, in NBA, the NFL has it set up so good.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That you almost can't lose money.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, they make what, 40 something billion a year?

[Eddie]

Well, they get a check every eight April. That covers all their costs from tv. They haven't sold a ticket, a parking spot, a beer. Sweet.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, everything's, everything's covered. Before you even crazy.

[Eddie]

It's a board you. Did you find out what that guy's doing?

[Toledo]

He manages Guggenheim and Partners, which is a portfolio of 300 billion.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, he's doing all right.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So 10 billion to drop in the.

[Toledo]

Bunch of companies that owns. And so. Yeah, his, his personal net worth they say is 6.1 billion.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So he's a financial guy. His personal net worth is less than 10. Matt Ishby has said when he wrote the check for the Suns, it was a 4 billion dollar hit to his account.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you don't.

[Toledo]

They're just saying his net worth is 6.1 billion. But being the CEO of Googan. Guggenheim and Partners.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I don't like that. So, so is he, is he like paying a mortgage on this, gonna pay out over 15 years?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't. That can't be accurate because they would never sell to a guy who's worth less than the team. That's. And especially when he owns the Dodgers too. His personal net, his cash value, maybe, but the Dodgers themselves, if he owns that, are worth 6 billion.

[Toledo]

That's why I was 1 and 2 when they, when they put that on there. But maybe Guggenheim, Guggenheim and Partners, he struggles with that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sounds like he's drowning.

[Eddie]

I always say it three times.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I can't look at it. Look at his eyes. It's too much work. His face is doing too much work for a single, single word. It's going to have a stroke. Be careful with that.

[Toledo]

Maybe they're the money behind it. Like Colangelo, where he was the manager.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, yeah, maybe it's a managing partner.

[Toledo]

Because they always say Jerry's the owner of the Suns.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, but it would have been.

[Toledo]

He really had about, yeah, 12%, but.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It would have been a group. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how that works. But if that Dude's, you know, 300 billion dollar company he's running, 6 billion is his.

[Eddie]

So did that make Jenny Buss prettier in your eyes?

[Dale Hellriegel]

And it makes Jay Moore prettier in my eyes? Yes. Absolutely.

[Eddie]

Are you jealous of Jay Moore?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Absolutely. You are 100% across the board. But you know why? He's no better than me. He's had. I lived more on the straight and narrow, for God's sakes. I'm a better catch than Jay Moore. There's less. There's less chance of me falling off and causing trouble in her life.

[Eddie]

So she said, you got to shave. I want a toupee. I want a nose. What's that called? Rhinoplasty.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Rhinoplastic. Yes. Anything she wants. If she wants me to get a dick surgically implanted where my nose used to be, she's getting it.

[Toledo]

And I'd like to call you Guggenheim.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Bret, get in on this. Brett's with me on this. I need somebody to back me up. You would not add dick nose to your billionaire wife's desires. No, not at all.

[Eddie]

No.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Why?

[Eddie]

Cause, John, I still have a little pride in myself.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You walk around with that face and you say you've got pride.

[Eddie]

This is better.

[Dale Hellriegel]

This is better.

[Eddie]

Look at this.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Come on.

[Eddie]

On.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I am. And I'd add a dick to it.

[Eddie]

Are you.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Are you in on this?

[John Holmberg]

What? 10 billion to put a dick on my face?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, I'm in. I put all the dicks on my face. $10 billion? Yes.

[Eddie]

So. So you're immediately walking out on your wife? You're giving her any of this money?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'll give her some.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I give.

[Toledo]

Why not?

[Dale Hellriegel]

She gets a parting gift.

[Eddie]

Go. Hey, Jenny, you know, you. You want me or jeie.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. At least get her name right. Yeah. Genie. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I need 500 million to get my little heavy. How much are you giving your wife?

[Dale Hellriegel]

About two or three hundred bucks. That seems right.

[Toledo]

Some key money.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Here's some campfire.

[Eddie]

And then on top of that, Mrs. Busk says, I don't like dogs, and I don't want dogs.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Johnny, are you in?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. I don't love anything that much. Dale, I like. That's okay. I love my dogs. But I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm to going have to listen to what she says.

[Toledo]

And I would like three kids.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I mean, think about it. Oh, I can't do that. But I will.

[Eddie]

No, I want the thing reversed.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay. It's impossible. I had mine burned. But I would go to a scientist and I'd say, let's create a way to get these balls back and start.

[Toledo]

Making some swimmers clone them.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We. We'll make something happen.

[John Holmberg]

I'd call up Angelina Jolie and borrow a few from her. She's got enough kids.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Exactly. And the doctor would say it's the most painful surgery you could ever imagine. Lay down and get it started. Let's just get started.

[Eddie]

I don't even need any drugs.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Get started. Cuz for $10 billion, I don't have to worry about having kids. The problem right now is. And the reason I never wanted kids is cuz I actually have to do stuff with them. 10 billion.

[Eddie]

Are you going to hire somebody?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Nannies and mannies and everybody but me. All I'm going to do is screw a kid up. Get some.

[Eddie]

Brad, how about you?

[Dale Hellriegel]

What?

[John Holmberg]

Have a kid?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Cuz I can pay somebody to take.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Care of the damn thing. I don't need to pay attention to it. Make a child. I want you to be the.

[Toledo]

The dad. We're not having people take care of.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I mean, think about it.

[Eddie]

I want a close family. John. We're gonna go vacations.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I can fake that.

[Toledo]

No nannies.

[Eddie]

No nannies.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right. Yeah, he's in. What else do you want? 10 billion.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Answer. It's an improv class. Yes. And I never say no. There's no reason to say no.

[Eddie]

She's.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You're in a lifestyle of $10 billion.

[Toledo]

3. 11 are gonna live with us.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And I don't want to hear people. Money doesn't make you happy. It's like, all right, I'll take my chances. This seems like I can find him. That's my fault if I can't.

[Eddie]

John, I want to be like that guy in the pink jacket last Friday. I want to be the one who sleeps around and Russ and Genie saying that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Okay. You need me to drive you over to your. Your stream?

[Eddie]

What is polyamorous?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I have multiple partners. Poly is. Is more than one or three.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And then amorous is love. So multiple love.

[Eddie]

Okay. He said that? And I didn't want to sound stupid and ask him.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, you did then. You worried about that. Dale actually had his brain go. Don't say anything. You'll sound stupid.

[Eddie]

Have you. Have you really. Have you heard that word before?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Polyamorous.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we talk about it all the time actually.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Polyamory.

[Eddie]

How are you three ugly dudes talking about polyamorous?

[Dale Hellriegel]

We're aware of it.

[Toledo]

You don't know what's going on.

[John Holmberg]

We're not saying we participate.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We're just saying I know what a nuclear bomb is. I don't know how what happens, but I know that they exist. You know, I can be aware of things.

[Eddie]

Anyway, a couple my friends asked me, said, so what is a nose? Ear?

[Dale Hellriegel]

The chain.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the chain. I'm like, I, I, I've not seen it before, but literally it's connected to his nose and his ear. I would say get in the way. Don't you, you know, you go, yeah.

[Toledo]

Worried about something snagging it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Indians have that. Not the Cleveland, the, the, yeah, that, yeah, those, they, they're the ones that they, they do jewelry attached from nose to ear and stuff. So it's a Eastern. It's an Easter. Yeah. It's not the clue. You can't say that anymore. The Eastern philosophy.

[Eddie]

What can't you say?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Cleveland Indians. It's terrible. Guardians.

[Eddie]

Washington Redskins.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh my God, I gotta dump that.

[John Holmberg]

Write a check.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Horrible. Racist.

[Eddie]

No, no. Again, when you talk about these pro franchises, every time something like this happens, everybody goes, oh, nobody will ever go for more than $10 billion. I remember when they're talking, talking about some, some of the previous sales.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, it's credit.

[Eddie]

It's crazy.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. It can't sustain itself. Yes it can. I remember Ryan Sandberg signed a ten year, ten million dollar contract with the Cubs in like 1985. And everybody's like, well, baseball's gonna go out of business. Like you can't have million dollar players. It just can't happen.

[Eddie]

Well, say, well. Well, what I remember was Magic Johnson signed a 25 year, $25 million contract, people.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well that's, that's silly.

[Eddie]

Nuts.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, remember Eric Dickerson, your old college teammate was told by the Rams, you'll never make a million dollars in the NFL. No one ever will.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's insane.

[Eddie]

He said, I made that at smu.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. He's like, because he was trying to get a contract better in the pros that he had in college. And he said, and he was telling that story on his football life special and he's like, they told me I'd never make a million dollars. And I said, I think that's going to be the wave of the fan. Then I think the Colts and they made a deal and it ended up being around that the Rams are like, have them. You're going out of business.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And now look.

[Eddie]

Yeah, crazy.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You're looking at 60 million dollar a year, guys. And that's not just inflation. That's just the players realizing you guys make, the owners are making. Yeah. If they're paying amounts of money on.

[Eddie]

Yes. Now the one thing.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Jesus Christ. Juan Soto's deals insane.

[Eddie]

The One thing that's always interesting is you look at the NFL and you look at a Michael Bidwell versus, say, a Jerry Jones. Jones.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Or.

[Eddie]

Or the. The guy up in New England or what? As far as having cash on hand.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like when you're like those signing bowls, you got to put. You got to put money that. That's guaranteed. You have to put that in escrow.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

And so you have to have cash to prove that it's not. Oh, well, that next year when we get our TV money right, I can.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Start adding to this fund.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I can get a life changer loan on this deal and make this work.

[Toledo]

And let's hire a guy guy to help run the league. Just look what he makes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, yeah. I can't even imagine the bonuses alone. But it's just such a fascinating thing.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And I've never been in those circles. And now I'm friends with J. Moore and he's got. We teased him about it, but we didn't realize they were going to cash out.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And now it's time to be J.

[Eddie]

Is he happily married?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Best friend for $10 billion. He is happily having the worst time ever.

[Toledo]

So bad.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Jay loves the money so much that he gave up what he loves more than anything in the world.

[Eddie]

What's that?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Adderall. To be with Genie Buss. He gave up all those drugs and all that fun. Absolutely.

[Eddie]

What does Adderall do to you?

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's like cocaine, only it's doctor prescribed.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. And it's. And he gave up drugs and the lifestyle of that because his wife said, I can't do this anymore.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And he realized, oh, it was all about to float out the window.

[Eddie]

So they've been married for a while.

[Dale Hellriegel]

A of times. Couple. Couple years. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay. I did not know that. I did not know any of that then.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I love Jay. And I think that it's time that.

[Toledo]

We all the volumes of Adderall.

[Eddie]

You can fly us out for a weekend in la. I mean, why not?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, no.

[Toledo]

You're not in on that.

[Eddie]

Vegas.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We wouldn't be in. Yeah.

[Toledo]

You're not.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No. None of us are.

[Toledo]

Because he out of his circle, he dangled that carrot. It's like, hey, guys, it's not happening. You come out to la. I'm. I'm taking care.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We don't run in those circles. Remember old JR that worked here A few for a while? We wouldn't even go to dinner with him. We were too. Now imagine Jay Moore taking us out to D. We don't belong. We just don't belong. You got to work your way into that. Good for him.

[Eddie]

Do you think he'd give you guys some dress codes and things like that? Hey, you're gonna come out and hang out with us. You're not slow enough showing up like you show up to the Sun's romper.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Exactly. The Romper Room is.

[Eddie]

I mean, here I am dressed to the nine.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Slacks.

[Eddie]

Nice shirt. You're in jeans, man.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, I wasn't wearing what you had on. You look like the kid who wet his pants in first grade. And they gave you borrowed. Close. It didn't look right.

[Toledo]

Come on, Dale.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Dale Hallustra is here. He's brought to you by our friends at prestige billiards. AZ.com talking sports and money and love. That's what Dale brings to the party.

[Eddie]

Have we. Have we touched much on your savior quarterback?

[Dale Hellriegel]

And we'll get into that. If you want to talk about that. You bring that to the party.

[Brett Vesley]

Throwing ropes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. We can talk. And the weird thing about Aaron Rodgers is he may not actually be married. Married? He said he was married in that press conference. Now people are like, no, he's not.

[Eddie]

He's wearing a ring. Right?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Wearing a ring. But he may not be married to a person. We'll get. No, this is my guy. I'm fine. Look, football players are weirdos.

[Toledo]

Just do your job.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, and going back to us not being in a loop, that's the reason Jerry Jones doesn't go. Hey, you guys were taking the whole team out for ice cream. He never drove you anywhere. You're not going to places Jerry wanted. Unless it was a team at Activity.

[Eddie]

Jerry flew me on his private chat to fire you? No. Before me. Duck hunting.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He wasn't going with you?

[Eddie]

No. He didn't show.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Troy Amman was with you.

[Eddie]

But Stephen did.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Troy Amman was with you?

[Eddie]

I.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You know, Troy Aikman invited you, but it was.

[Eddie]

No.

[John Holmberg]

You were with Troy.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He wasn't with you. You're not getting the jet without Troy.

[Toledo]

Hey, who's the big guy with you?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Does he take. What is that? What a bodyguard he's got. Got a riding in stairage down underneath with the luggage.

[Toledo]

Looks like I can't hunt today.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, and I know Jerry got on the plane and we got us a weight problem out there. We're gonna have to jettison something. See the. Troy throw out your now. Jerry is. Jerry's from a different time. He says a lot of things.

[Eddie]

Can you say the R word?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I think I can't. I'll pay the fine. You haven't. Yeah, trust me, you don't know. But I'll tell you, you right now. If I'm paying fines, do you get fined? Yep. He'll be right back. And if I'm paying those fines, you ain't heard nothing yet. If it's coming out of my pocket. Oh, this thing just got crazy. We got ourselves Dale. Hell, we'll talk to him about Aaron Rodgers, I guess next.

[Toledo]

Morning sickness.

[Eddie]

Hs Morning sickness.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right, all right. Calm down.

[Eddie]

Here comes the boo. Here comes the boo.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's a great song. We're celebrating African Americans contributions to rock music today for Juneteenth. And that's pod. And we played nothing but bands that have black guys in them.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's pretty awesome. It's been a good morning. Some guy didn't like skindred at all. But that's a risk you take with skindred. But it was good. It's a good morning. We had good music today, Dale. We always do.

[Eddie]

As I was not listening to the music, I was thinking, say Jenny Boss said, johnny, I want you. I got 10 billion. But I. I want you to sign a prenuptial agreement that if I get tired of you, you're out. Nothing. You get nothing. I get zero, you get zero.

[Dale Hellriegel]

She will a never tire. I will be. I will be so unbelievably, I will vacillate from one to the next of her needs like quicksilver. Dad, there wouldn't. She will be so blown away at how new and fresh every day is that being tired of me would be impossible. She'd be tired from me, but she would not be tired of me. That is a fact.

[Eddie]

So you'd roll the dice. Prenuptial said, but if I ever get tired of you, you're out.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'm not worried about it. She would be. And she'd be like, I just don't get enough, you know, pushback from you. Now she's got confrontation. She's going to see whatever she needs. Her needs will be met beyond explanation.

[Eddie]

Sean, my. My Mercedes is. It's got a couple spots on it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Let's get to that. Honey. It's clean. Dale, washing a car. I do that now.

[Eddie]

Billions of dollars feeling you. You'd look at her billions and you'd feel like less of a man, Maybe. Yeah. So you're dogs.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's a tough one. That's tough. It's tough.

[Eddie]

Vasectomy, reverse. You have two little ones, little homies running around.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Gotta love those little guys. I might name. I might name them like Fido and Rover just to kind of get my true love tied back, but yeah, no, that's.

[Eddie]

And she. Oh, you. You have cats too, don't you?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I have a cat.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

That prenup changes a little bit, don't you think, Dale?

[Eddie]

Oh, I, I, I, I have a feeling.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Think you two aren't even playing the game right going in, let alone getting a prenup out of it. I got, I got supreme confidence that I'm telling you right. My would be amazing day in, day out. Prenup.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm still going.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You get to live the lifestyle for as long as it lasts.

[John Holmberg]

Give me the pen. I'm signing right now.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same. Look, I, I pay to ride rides at Disneyland. It's not going to last forever. I'm going to have fun while at last. Last though I'm an optimist, Dale. I look at this like this is a nice run for me. And then I can tell people is on top of the world. Neil Armstrong came back from the moon.

[John Holmberg]

Top of Genie, too.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, exactly. Right. You're not. Maybe I don't stay the whole time, but I've been there.

[Eddie]

If Jay Moore can keep her happy and you could. Please, wouldn't that be a little disappointing?

[Dale Hellriegel]

No, because that just means Jay's probably outperformed me, and that's my fault. You know, when you got beat by a defensive lineman, you're like, it's not his fault you that he's so great. It's my fault that I'm not good enough.

[Eddie]

No, I didn't. I said he cheated.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I saw.

[Eddie]

I, I showed you the big ear.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Hold me.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he showed you the picture yesterday.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No. And, and look, if Jay did something that was a little bit out of the norm and against the rules.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And I lost to him. Like, I should have thought of that. I'm not thinking, oh, I got head slapped. I'm like, why am I not head slapping? It works. You got to take personal responsibility for your nonsense.

[Eddie]

Okay? All right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Now, if you get beat by somebody, it's because they. They outplayed you or cheated. Well, if they did, you should have thought of that because they're the ones holding up a trophy like you and the Cowboys.

[Eddie]

Defensive line can cheat. Offensive line, it's hard to cheat. Hard to cheat.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You guys do it all the time.

[Eddie]

What do you mean?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Every play?

[Eddie]

Come on.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. You're kneeing guys in the balls. Whoops. There's tons of cheating going on on that offensive line. I don't. He.

[Eddie]

Show me the next time guy takes a pass. That knees. Defensive guy in the ball.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You've done it. You've been in pile.

[Eddie]

Maybe in a pile.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You've been kneeling and grabbing balls and butt fingers and all sorts of biting.

[Eddie]

I was a very. I was a very clean player. But I will tell you this.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, nobody ever knocked the long snapper over.

[Eddie]

No. I mean, when I played.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Right. Years and years ago.

[Eddie]

It was years and years ago as a long snapper.

[Dale Hellriegel]

But you could still do it.

[Eddie]

We went back for that. That celebration of our undefeated season at smu. A couple guys brought some stories up that I forgot about. That I played against a guy named Ray Childress. I remember we went to Texas A and M. We played against each other for three years.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Big pro. He won. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. He's like the third pick in the draft.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I hated him. I don't know why. I never said a word to him, but I would look at, like their media guide pictures.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Hated his face.

[Eddie]

And he had this long neck and he just looked like an arrogant piece of crap. Crap. And I literally got to the point where I hated him.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And I always had good games against him. And at one time, we're at the bottom of a pile and I found my hand.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh.

[Eddie]

In his face mask.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Inside of it.

[Eddie]

Kind of right under the face.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Right in the chin.

[Eddie]

And. And we're. There's people on top of us and all that. And so I grabbed it and I started trying to twist his head off.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Kill him.

[Eddie]

And I. I got it around pretty good.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Attempted murder has no statute of limitations.

[Toledo]

That's assault.

[Eddie]

He jumps off. The face mask is to the side of his head and he's swinging at me. So not only do I get the face mask, but then he gets a.

[Dale Hellriegel]

15 yard penalty and there's no cheating. That was completely legit. Well played.

[Toledo]

That was a pretty clean play.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well played, Bale. That's what a cheater would say. But this one time. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Just. Just one time, Johnny, and get into.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The Aaron Rodgers thing. Ask one question.

[Eddie]

So you're excited about this?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Excited? It's the best option.

[Eddie]

I was saying, if you don't have them. Well, what's your option?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Terrible. Yeah. Exactly.

[Eddie]

Hurt you.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't want any of that.

[Eddie]

No.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So he's the best. And actually even people with folded arms up in Pittsburgh. It's what I've said about Kyler Murray the whole time. There's a lot of people who hate him. He's still the best athlete. You've got on that team. I don't know what you're going to replace him with.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So until you got a point plan, don't run from that guy.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You know, keep him in place until you've got a plan. And right now, your plan is Kyler Murray. And I know a lot of fans hate that. Steelers have the same thing. So a lot of these folded arms like, we should. Mason Rudolph a shot. He's 30. If the dude is 30 and hasn't made his mark, he's not going to. He's a backup forever. And that's the. He's. He doesn't have it. Other teams would see it. Like, it's not. We're only seeing him on Sunday. Other teams would see this.

[Eddie]

This backup that's been around for eight.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Years needs a shot. Sam Darnold got one like Sam Donald's 25.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And had terrible, awful luck with his teams, and he may not in one good year. So all these people in Pittsburgh. This guy's old. He's garbage. Evidently, even the naysayers are looking at him going, all right. I don't think I've ever seen somebody throw a ball that hard and that.

[Eddie]

Well, he came to minicamp, showed up. He wasn't on a hockey. Whatever thing that he does. Yeah. Does it bother you that he may or may not be married?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't know what that is.

[Eddie]

Is that bothering. This is the leader of your team. He's gonna be on the media guy.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't know what he's doing with that. Like he said, are you married? Yeah, I got married. How long? Couple months ago. And they're like, oh, and nobody. Nobody's seen a picture of him with a girl. There's like. You'd think that as much press as he gets, weird that you'd see it. And then now there's a family member who's still close to him that said he's not married to anybody. I don't know why he's doing this. And it's like, oh, God, why would.

[Toledo]

That family member do?

[John Holmberg]

You guys had Cordell Stewart. It shouldn't bother you.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I mean, come on. Brett San. He's gay and it's a cover, but he's married to maybe an idea, and that's how his crazy brain works. So that's just part of. It's partially. Course we get him for a year. It's the best option you got for a team that's on the bubble of being okay. They're not a Super bowl team. If they are. It's because he goes crazy.

[Eddie]

Now. Are you going to watch games this year?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, absolutely.

[Eddie]

Oh, I thought I heard you one time. Or say, no, no, I wouldn't watch.

[Dale Hellriegel]

If Mason Rudolph was the starter. I'd be antiquing and skipping and learning. Learning how to knit. Anything but watching Mason Rudolph because I know for a fact and I've got friends. Mason Rudolph is. He should be our quarterback. Like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. When the Cardinal fans are like, john Skill needs a max. Hall needs a. No, no, no. Other teams need to tell you that. Their lack of interest in him tells you all you need to know about your interest. Ben Roethlisberger's last two years wouldn't start it on any other team. And I was the only one going, we should have cut ties.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You know when you said those two names, Skelton and Maxwell, it hurts as.

[Dale Hellriegel]

A Cardinal original fan.

[Eddie]

And Wizen Hunt really tried to sell hall as a starting NFL quarterback.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He was not the worst one. They rolled out. There were a couple others whose names I can't even remember.

[Eddie]

Larry Fitzgerald had to play with those guys and still.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Still got numbers.

[Eddie]

By the way, did you see that? They came up one of those publications came out with their all 22 thousands team.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, the Quarter century.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. And. And Larry Fitzgerald not on it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Neither is Cam Hayward. There's a few. Few guys like, very absent.

[Eddie]

I mean, Cam Hayward, he'd have knocked.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You on your ass.

[Eddie]

Don't slide him in with Larry Fitzgerald. The second utilizer job is a long.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Sniper with Cam sitting there. So he's an Ohio State guy. So Brady's with me on this.

[Eddie]

No, he's a good defense.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He's a great defensive tackle.

[Eddie]

Better than Aaron Donald?

[Dale Hellriegel]

No, but Aaron Donald's maybe the best that's ever done it since Joe Green.

[Eddie]

Since Joe Green.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Joe Green changed the game, Changed how defensive linemen play the game. Do you read? Know your history, Dale.

[Eddie]

Joe Kleko. What about Joe Kleko?

[Dale Hellriegel]

He was great. He modeled himself after Joe Green. He did the. The three point side thing and split the center.

[Eddie]

I don't. I don't think that. I don't think that Joe Green did steroids.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I probably.

[Eddie]

No, I don't.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Most of the Steelers, he was a big dude anyway.

[Eddie]

He was a big dude, but he didn't have that look.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but Joe Cleco.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Cleco was on steroids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any dude with a head like that.

[Eddie]

Hey, because I I had to block him, too.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You told us that. And then he came back on steroids and he knocked two guys down. Yeah. That's a great story.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You know, Kleko was on Sir, Most of the guys you were blocking in the 80s.

[Eddie]

Early in the mid-80s.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yes.

[Toledo]

To know Cleo. That whole.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And it's not. It's not fair, you know? Don't you guys feel sorry?

[Dale Hellriegel]

And that's why you started to do it so heavily. That's what happened to your head.

[Eddie]

That's it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And now you're. Now you're living with the ramifications.

[Eddie]

By the way, you know, I. I know Louis Luis Gonzalez. Well, did you see. Do you watch any Diamondbacks games?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I do, but I don't like. I kind of keep it in the background.

[Eddie]

Okay. I saw him a little bit last night. You need to get him on a workout regimen.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Is he getting a little chunky? I think I saw him in the hallway at the Diamondbacks a few weeks ago, and he walked. I was up in the broadcast.

[Eddie]

Oh, were you?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, we're getting people taking pictures of you doing Rattlers games. How can you never mention your Rattlers games?

[Eddie]

Oh, I'm supposed to bring that up.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You are. That's called promotion. Yeah, you do that, and then you do WDTV tv.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Ransom. Ransom note dot com.

[Eddie]

Robat tv.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Nobody's gonna spell this.

[Eddie]

Yes. Robot. Just go to your favorite podcast site.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Come on.

[Eddie]

Robot tv.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Only M a I n much to do. Make it easier. Why are you making so many hoops? What's Robat tv? The main event. Just go Dale Hellray show with.

[Eddie]

If you Google Dale Hellster, it'll come up.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Will it?

[Eddie]

Yeah. And you only have to type in the whole name.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Dale Hell. E L. Type in hell and you'll see Dale's face first thing you know.

[Eddie]

You're something.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. When. When somebody types in Mephistopheles and your face shows up, there is zealous, most.

[Eddie]

Powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You thought that was funny? Morning sickness. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?

[Eddie]

I also got you this, John. I. For some reason. Again, this isn't bragging, but I'm still getting football cards to sign in the mail.

[Dale Hellriegel]

From who?

[Eddie]

From fans. Like Maryland or Texas or wherever. And I just. Well, I'll show you.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Got one, maybe?

[Eddie]

No, it seems like you get about two or three a month. It's not a lot. I mean, I'm not saying that I'm Peyton Manning or whatever.

[Dale Hellriegel]

But no, we're not either.

[Eddie]

But how do they find your address? Number one and number two. The latest one misspelled my last name.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, and they had the card to look at to send it. Yeah.

[Eddie]

So do I sign it and send it back to them?

[Dale Hellriegel]

We'll sign it the way they spell it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That's what my son in law.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You misspell it back to him.

[Eddie]

Is that what you do?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, I can't keep up with the mail asking me to sign your cards. I get a lot of your cards in the mail, too, so will you scribble out this face and sign it? I'm like, yeah. And I do that like crazy. I got carpal tunnel. So many of those.

[Toledo]

Let's put an X.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Nobody's sending you football cards to sign.

[Eddie]

Okay, well, I'll show you.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Brett, look up the value of an autograph. Dale Hellish.

[Eddie]

No, but they. They want it for their collection, John.

[Dale Hellriegel]

A collection of what? Joke cards, Baseball memorabilia, garbage packets.

[Eddie]

Actually, I think my signed cards are worth less than my. My regular cards. I think they're about.

[Dale Hellriegel]

The second you sign it, it might be damaged. 26.

[Toledo]

It drops down from the grade.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Do you think that if somebody said in this package is a rookie card of an NFL player autographed, Give me $100? It could be anyone that's ever played that. If they cracked it open and saw that it was you, that they would. They would go, yay. Everybody be like, oh, I got.

[Eddie]

I. I go. Go back to 10 bucks.

[Dale Hellriegel]

$10. That's better than I thought.

[Eddie]

I wouldn't pay $10.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I see you for free every week.

[Eddie]

He knows how I try my belly there. That's. That's the.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Look at the size of you.

[Eddie]

Well, it's about 20 below there. I got a couple layers on, too.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, you do.

[Eddie]

And white doesn't do big guys any favors. You know what I'm saying? Dark colors.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You should have played for the Raiders longer. Yeah. All right.

[Eddie]

Go ahead.

[Dale Hellriegel]

All right. You got anything else?

[Eddie]

No. Well, I had one other thing, but you made me forget.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, you should have written it down. Don't you have your notes?

[Eddie]

I didn't bring notes, Dale. Oh, but the rattlers 7 4, they're on the road this Sunday.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You don't do road games.

[Eddie]

I don't do road games.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Just the home games. And where is that Found it.

[Eddie]

Is on ifl.com.com.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Rattlers broadcast. Google. Google that.

[Eddie]

IFL TV.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And then you'll show up on that.

[John Holmberg]

Here's Dale's rookie card for a dollar forty.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Oh, just a buck and a buck and a half. Dale, you're almost there.

[Eddie]

$40.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Look at that. Buffet specialist on that card. How about that?

[Eddie]

Look how good looking I am. You would have dated me.

[Dale Hellriegel]

I'd have hired you to, like, endorse Sizzler because evidently there were multiple jerseys.

[Eddie]

Going for 500 bucks or best off it is.

[Dale Hellriegel]

What? Yeah. Or best.

[Toledo]

Best offer.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Somebody's saying maybe going in. Who's selling your. Hell no.

[Eddie]

I did. How do they get it?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Well, Jerry was giving those away, remember? How about that?

[Eddie]

Is that the. Am I the most expensive?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, I'm sure that's.

[Eddie]

Sure of it.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's rare.

[Eddie]

Well, you can never find them in the airport.

[Dale Hellriegel]

No, you can't. You can always get.

[Eddie]

You can find Acman and Amethyst. You can't find.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Hell, man. When did you get on there? Call your agent. Call your agent. It's time now for Brady to entertain us all. It's the entertainment drills brought to you by our [e-mail], the home of tactical black self defense training. And of course, you know the drill by now. Become a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep and know what's going on around you. Become more aware, get in better shape and start just being more confident. Sophie Cunningham used her skills to battle off some broad the other day. And it's just being prepared for when somebody attacks you. She didn't expect it, but she was ready for it. Just in case. That can be you too. And you can look great while you're doing it, like I do now.

[Eddie]

Hold on. Does. Is she really a black belt in something?

[Dale Hellriegel]

She was six when she got her black belt.

[Eddie]

Six or six?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Six.

[Eddie]

Six.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Like five. Six.

[Eddie]

So she had been working on it for the last 20 years.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Perishables. But she did remember to grab someone by the head and keep their face away and then use them as a shield from other people. So whatever she learned at 6 kicked in a little. But, yeah, she's a black belt, but she was six when she got it, so I'm not so sure.

[John Holmberg]

900 bucks.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Dale. Dale. How many of those do you have around the house? I got to start selling those. You got five of those?

[Eddie]

Four or five.

[Dale Hellriegel]

You should pose in them.

[Toledo]

Look who the. That's your brother selling those?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Your. Somebody in your family is raiding your closet.

[Eddie]

That's Brook.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Brook selling all those dopey jerseys.

[Eddie]

Pay that much.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Nobody would. That's stupid. That's why they're available on the Internet. Wow. All right. Well, there you go.

[Eddie]

So I am somebody. John.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Okay.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Dale Hellriegel]

God, they're selling all sorts of stuff with you.

[Eddie]

Hey, you know. You know what's great about that headshot right there? And I. I got my media picture taken in 1990, and every year they come back around, say, it's time for the. ME said, I'm good.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Keep that.

[Eddie]

I'm good.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And so in 2000, when I'm 40 years old, I still got my 30 year old.

[Dale Hellriegel]

It was the same shot.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Brilliant. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Dale Hellriegel]

So Charles Haley's Cowboys jersey is also for sale for the same as yours.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

We'll charge $900. That's ridiculous.

[Eddie]

Last thing. Super bowl here against Pittsburgh.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Channel 12 NBC was doing this thing now where every player. They just started where you throw the ball up and.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. Oh, you do?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. And, you know, if something good happens or whatever, right. And they wanted me to go and I, like, go get my thing taken.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And I'm like, no. And Monday went by, Tuesday went by. Wednesday morning was the last time. And our PR guy said, dale, you gotta get over there. You're the only guy who hasn't. Hasn't done this. I said, I'm not going. When do you think they would show that? If I have a bad snap and I'm standing there throwing the ball in the air, big grin on my face.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. This big dummy standing there celebrating losses.

[Eddie]

The game.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Just shot one out of the.

[Toledo]

They're gonna show it after a great snap.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah, of course. Look at that snap. Let's get a look at that. Go get it.

[Toledo]

Who did that?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Brady. Quickly. Entertain me. Go.

[Toledo]

Charlie Sheen's autobiography, the Book of Sheen, is coming out September 9th. He says my stories have been told far too long through the eyes and pens of others. I think you will agree with me saying that.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Tell the truth, though, because we've met people that know him that had NDAs that kind of spilled the beans about what went on.

[Toledo]

Will be interesting to see how truthful. He's eight years sober.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That's good.

[Toledo]

And his manager says he's. He's letting it all out.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He's ready to talk. Yeah.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Toledo]

Not afraid about. Because he's got part of his life.

[Dale Hellriegel]

People know he's got hiv. I mean, how bad can the other news be?

[Toledo]

There's going to be a dune, a third dune, and Jason Momoa's son is going to join him. The son that he had with Lisa Bennet.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Cool.

[Toledo]

No, no. Koa Wolf Momoa.

[Dale Hellriegel]

He plays a instrument And Jason was up on stage with him the other day. Yeah.

[Eddie]

What's Dune?

[Dale Hellriegel]

It's a science fiction movie. There's been two.

[Toledo]

There's been two parts.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Timothy Chalamet.

[Eddie]

Have you really watched that?

[Dale Hellriegel]

I didn't get through it. It bored me to tears. It's too sci fi. Yeah.

[Eddie]

You've watched it both?

[Dale Hellriegel]

Both of them? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You guys have way too much time on your.

[Dale Hellriegel]

That one I agree with. If you're. If you're plopping down for Dune. It's long.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellriegel]

And it's slow. But people love that sci fi stuff. Will love that. They'll give me a story real quick as.

[Eddie]

As Brady always does. Gives me the best story. And this one, Ellen DeGeneres now has house sheep.

[Dale Hellriegel]

House sheep.

[Eddie]

House sheep. Ellen and Porsche de Rosie.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Porsche de Rossi. That's a car. Porsche.

[Eddie]

They.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Rosie. You don't know who that is?

[Eddie]

Is. No.

[Dale Hellriegel]

She's very pretty. She looks a little like Sophie. Cunning.

[Eddie]

But.

[Toledo]

But that's her partner.

[Eddie]

Really. And she's with what's her face.

[Dale Hellriegel]

She scissors with Ellen.

[Eddie]

They enjoy their new home in the uk. The fact is that they have sheep in their house. To tell you everything you need to know. Ellen posted a video with a caption. Our sheep keep coming inside. To be fair, we do have a piece of furniture that looks like a sheep, but that one doesn't try to eat our rug.

[Toledo]

She said there's ways too much.

[Eddie]

And one of the sheep is named Bernie. I don't know if that's a political reference or not, but this is. You found this.

[Toledo]

That's a great story, Dale.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Larry, sheep are eating the rug. Yeah. There's a lot of rug munching going on. A lot of rug munching going on in that house. Larry McBely, everybody. You're not getting better than that. You might as well just go home.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I mean, you can't start.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Yeah. You can't start that high on the Larry show. Come on now. Well, there he is. Larry's coming up next. Dale, thanks for coming in once again on Thursday. Football's right around the corner. We're getting more and more excited about actual conversations with you. Plus, I got $3,000 and Larry's going to give away three grand. I'll tell you exactly how that works. Next. We're done. You guys have yourselves a fantabulous Thursday, right? And we'll see you tomorrow on the morning signal.

[Eddie]

Solo, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Dale Hellriegel]

Update.