Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 06-19-25 - Greg Warren - Tempe Improv - In Studio
Release Date: June 19, 2025
Host/Author: Greg Warren, Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD

Introduction

In this lively episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness hosted by Greg Warren, listeners are treated to an evening of humorous banter, sharp observations, and relatable anecdotes. Recorded live at Tempe Improv, Greg is joined by an unnamed comedian whose candid and comedic insights drive the conversation. The episode delves into everything from celebrity news and barbecue woes to quirky tea preferences and the challenges of managing personal hydration in extreme heat.

Celebrity Gossip: Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins' Split

[01:40] Greg Warren:
The episode kicks off with Greg addressing a humorous take on the high-profile split between Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. The conversation quickly becomes a playful jab at celebrity lives, with Greg quipping, “Susan Sarandon owned a pingpong store,” leading to laughs and light-hearted skepticism about the truth of the statement.

[02:00] Unnamed Comedian:
The guest responds with disbelief, “She owned a pingpong table tennis. Come on,” fostering a friendly debate about the accuracy of celebrity news and the often bizarre details that come with it.

The BBQ Debate: Frustrations with Restaurant Inconsistencies

[02:55] Greg Warren:
Transitioning seamlessly, Greg steers the conversation towards a universal pet peeve: inconsistent availability of menu items in barbecue joints. “When I ask for ribs at 2:30 in the afternoon, they say they haven’t had ribs since 11:05,” Greg expresses his frustration, highlighting the gap between advertising and actual service.

[04:24] Unnamed Comedian:
The guest shares similar experiences, lamenting the untimely absence of advertised items and the disappointment it brings. “It feels like it’s my fault when they don’t have the sauce they advertised,” he adds, resonating with many listeners who have faced similar issues.

[07:00] Greg Warren:
Greg sarcastically suggests, “Maybe they’re getting squeezed by their distributors,” humorously attributing the shortages to a flawed supply chain rather than poor management.

Notable Quote:
[08:00] Unnamed Comedian:
“I am mad, man. I like when you go to support. You go to the steak place. Oh, we're out of the...”

Tea vs. Coffee: A Comedic Take on Beverage Preferences

[13:00] Greg Warren:
The dialogue shifts to a spirited debate over tea preferences, especially the infamous Earl Grey. Greg points out, “When Brady says, ‘not my cup of tea,’ it’s a nice way of saying this is gross,” dissecting the polite dismissal behind seemingly mild phrases.

[14:35] Greg Warren:
An advertisement break for Chime seamlessly blends back into the conversation, maintaining the show's flow.

[15:37] Unnamed Comedian:
The guest hilariously recounts his disdain for Earl Grey, “I have one sip of the tea... I walk to the door. Right in the garbage,” showcasing his strong preferences with comedic flair.

[16:53] Greg Warren:
Greg teases, “You think she would turn you,” poking fun at the social repercussions of such strong opinions.

Notable Quote:
[17:10] Greg Warren:
“Here's your eyeballing that you are 56. This is what a 56-year-old man does for fun. Eyeballs. Tea shops and I don't know, maybe that one's on the list, but we'll see.”

Dealing with Extreme Heat: Hydration and Humor

[18:08] Unnamed Comedian:
The conversation takes a turn towards personal experiences with extreme heat, as the comedian shares, “I went for like a two-hour walk and I was hydrated. I was drinking Gatorade... But I still felt the heat for three days.”

[19:00] Greg Warren:
Greg humorously questions the necessity of such lengthy walks in the blazing sun, “Even on a nice day, who's walking around for two hours?”

[20:14] Unnamed Comedian:
The guest adds a funny anecdote about interacting with homeless individuals while staying hydrated, highlighting the unexpected encounters that come with unusual coping mechanisms.

Notable Quote:
[21:00] Unnamed Comedian:
“I got good news. 65.”

Marrying Billionaires: Light-Hearted Speculation

[23:11] Greg Warren:
In a playful tangent, Greg muses about the possibility of comedians marrying billionaires, drawing parallels to the American Dream. “If Jay can do it,” he suggests, igniting laughter and imaginative scenarios about newfound wealth and relationships.

[24:03] Greg Warren:
He continues, “I think I would watch Belly Full of Tea. It’s a bunch of guys in their 50s but belly full of Tea takes a lot of breaks,” blending humor with personal preferences.

Notable Quote:
[23:15] Greg Warren:
“I think a billion dollars is every man’s price.”

Final Banter: Lazy Boy Chairs and Self-Defense

[25:24] Unnamed Comedian:
The episode wraps up with a hilarious discussion on the perils of Lazy Boy chairs, escalating into mock self-defense strategies. “Find that clicker, you can take anything you want in this house,” the comedian jokes, poking fun at the dependency on remote-controlled recliners.

[26:03] Greg Warren:
Greg adds, “The eradication of the Lazy Boy chair,” humorously highlighting the exaggerated consequences of such everyday items.

Notable Quote:
[27:29] Unnamed Comedian:
“I lost that clicker a couple of days ago. If you find that clicker, you can have anything you want in this house.”

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor with everyday frustrations, making it a relatable and entertaining listen. From celebrity gossip and barbecue disappointments to the nuances of tea preferences and coping with extreme heat, Greg Warren and his guest offer a comedic lens through which listeners can view their own experiences. Whether you're a fan of lively debates or just looking for a good laugh, this episode delivers a perfect mix of entertainment and insightful humor.

Tune In:
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