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Dick Toledo
You thought that was funny?
Brett
You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Thursday, the longest day of the year. It is 5:45 this the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. It's also Juneteenth. And I know I'm wasting my breath here, but if there's any black people awake right now, you should call your boss and just test it out. I ain't coming in today. Why is that, Lamont? I think we both know why. Oh yeah. All right, enjoy your day. There's no way anybody's gonna. There's no way. It's like when women have female issues and they call their boss. Something's going on. I got some discharge up there. Oh, go, go, go, go go. You just stay home like nobody wants to eat. Nobody wants to to go down that road.
John
So you don't think Thunder Horse and President John are going to work today?
Brett
Not going to hear from either of them today. I'm not going to hear from Andre. Thunder Horse, President John, big perp. None of the listeners when.
John
When going to work today.
Brett
Very. Winston is very into his job. Winston, stop right now. Turn around, go home. That's it.
Big Dick Toledo
It should be a day off for everyone.
Brett
No, it cracker. You should. Because Brady. Because it should be a day off for just black people. That's a fact and that's fine. You shouldn't get a day off for this. That's ridiculous. You should be celebrate. Celebrate what, Juneteenth? Because now you'd celebrate with barbecue. You do. You do clan day. If they had it. If there was a day off I would too. But this one should be and they're not getting a day off. Nobody's getting a day off.
John
He's taking sweet baby Ray's Day off, I'm saying.
Brett
Yeah, exactly. I'm saying if you're a person of color. No Mexicans. Not talking about you. You and I am. You're getting close, though. Yeah. You.
Big Dick Toledo
It's federal holiday.
Brett
I know, but it's not a day off day. Call up and tell your boss, your white boss, that you're not coming today. Just for the fun of. Is a freebie if you're black. If you called today and said not coming in because it's Juneteenth, you're manipulating the system. No, everybody knows you don't. You're not. You didn't even know what it was four years ago. None of us did.
John
You don't think Tripp would be okay with that?
Brett
I'll see you in the morning, Brady. I'm not coming in. Oh, yes, you are. And bring your checkbook. This insubordinates will not be tolerated.
Big Dick Toledo
They say they did a poll and 13% of people still don't know.
Brett
What people. That Donald Trump is the guy who taught me what Juneteenth was. That's horrifying to me. I never learned at school and it's. You know, I didn't know. In fact, Neil Brennan, the co creator of the Chappelle show, was the one that he had a sketch that didn't go on the Chappelle show once about the plantation owners. The day before it all went final. And we didn't even know what to call it. When we were talking, he goes, what day was that? He goes, no one knows. And I remember this was like 15 years ago. No one knows. We had the thing where it was just a plantation owner sitting there telling their wives. Tomorrow might get a little weird. It's official. We're not allowed to have them. And, yeah, I got to set them free tomorrow. And it might get weird. And it was just the nerve wracking day before there had to be a last day of slavery. And so it was a funny thing. Yeah. White whites can't call their bosses today and say they're taking off. Juneteenth, that's sketchy. But I tell you right now, if Winston called me and I was his boss, he's like, man, I'm not coming in today. I'd be like, I'm not fighting this one. This is. This is gonna end up in court. No way. Throw your day off, Joy. Take two.
Big Dick Toledo
I learned something new about it, that the mashup of Juneteenth.
Brett
Yeah.
Big Dick Toledo
Was actually coined in the 1890s. I thought it was a newer way of Doing it.
Brett
It's been around for a long time. Yeah, and Trump taught me that, too. It was like 2018. He started talking about Juneteenth, and I'm like, what the hell is that? And then, you know, he brought it up, and I'm like, donald Trump is the one that's bringing Juneteenth to the party. And then Biden signed it into law in 2021. Yeah, but I take advantage of it. Take advantage of. It's like I always say, traffic reports aren't so you can drive around the wreck. It's to give you an excuse of why you're 45 minutes late. It's perfect. Go get some burritos or a Moons over Miami. Pull over. News tell you you got an accident in Indian school? It's about a 45 minute delay. Well, call the boss. I'm staring at brake lights, man. I don't know what's going on. I'll be late and then go get a sandwich, watch some tv, finish up, you know, whatever. You're binging.
Big Dick Toledo
Do you get in trouble, or does it make people upset? Just like if you said, merry Christmas.
Brett
Yeah. Happy Juneteenth.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. Is that. Is that rude to say that?
Brett
I think. Yeah. I don't think you need to be dicking around with it. You need to do what white people do and just ignore it. I think that's what we're best at is to. To just act like just because you don't want to stay on. I don't want to step in it and say, happy Juneteenth, and then get a speech that it is nothing. Happy. But I don't know. It's not like, hey, man, Just ignore it.
John
I leave it alone.
Brett
I leave it alone. Complet. It's not my day. It's nothing about me. Maybe just sorry. Like you walk by somebody sorry about that whole thing there. Why? Sorry about history, and then you move on. I'm not. I'm no problem with that. But, man. Man, if I was. If I was black, I would not be here right now. What do you mean you're not coming in? I ain't coming in. That's what I mean. You're gonna make me do it, Master. Oh, boy. Don't do that. All right. Yeah. Enjoy your day. We're still nervous about it.
John
All right, Ice T. Take the day off.
Brett
Exactly. Mr. Reeve, I'm not coming to your work today. Well, I'm afraid you have to. Iced tea. No, I'm not coming in, and you can't force me Those days are over. Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay. Stay home. White people get nervous when you bring that stuff up. We don't know what you're gonna do next. Take advantage of it, please. By all means. I would. Yeah. This guy says, in honor of Juneteenth, I'm going back to bed. Yep, that's what I do. Nice job. Perfect.
John
Being the typical white guy. I didn't even know it was coming up until my phone said, you want to reset your alarm? I'm like, for what?
Brett
Oh, tomorrow's. Yeah, it's garbage. But, yeah, take that day. Do it and be proud of it. And you know what? Celebrate with your families and talk about whatever it is that affected you. I got. No, honestly, I have. My brain can pretend I understand. I don't know what it's like. I don't know what it's like to feel that way or to know that any of my family members went through that. So I just mouse it. But maybe they did. I don't know. Bottom line, I've coasted, and it has a lot to do with my pigment, so I'm fine with that. Every day is Juneteenth for us, Brady, because we don't have. We've never had to. We've always been free, never understood it, never understood the risk of it, never understood the looming cloud that could be there for. I don't get it. So I'm not going to pretend I don't understand that guy. Want to talk to me about that? I'd be like, got me. I've been Juneteenth since day one. I've never once thought of being enslaved. It's never a thought in my head.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. I'm not sure if I had any relatives that when the Revolutionary War skirmish, you know, freedom there.
Brett
But you didn't. There were no enslaved Bogans. Are you kidding me?
Big Dick Toledo
They landed in 1840, and since then.
Brett
Yeah. And they enslaved people. Yeah. They were the ones. Yeah. You had family that came by because the labor was cheap. I guarantee I know you. Once the Bogan blood found out. Wait a minute. They don't pay their workers. All right, we'll be on. They got on a boat that day, and they floated over here for free work. Are you kidding? All we do is trade them food for their work.
Big Dick Toledo
We can make sausage wine.
Brett
It's Brady's dream. Wait, the workers work for sauce and meat? I can do that. Next thing you know, you heard outside of the Bogan house, that boat pulling out. We're leaving. Wherever the hell this Is where they make us pay for our workers.
Big Dick Toledo
Looking up there at that Dos Bogan house.
Brett
Yeah. Your lineage probably has some question marks too. Mine does for sure. All over the place. I know for a fact my grandfather from Sweden. I don't know that he was all too in favor of the whole Emancipation Proclamation. And he was born in 1908. I think that was still a debate in his mind whether or not we should have ever done it. So you don't have to go back too many generations to find people that were like, the whole slavery thing wasn't so bad. My. My ancestors, ones I've actually met and hung out with, would have been more than happy to have slaves. So I don't understand any of what this is about, because I'm white, But if I was black, I'd take the day off and I'd rub it into my white boss's face just to make him uncomfortable for a little bit. It's worth it. There isn't a white boss out there that has the guts to tell his black employee, you're coming to work today, or else it's just not a thing. Take advantage of it. He got the NBA finals tonight. It's a great day. Around all day, sleep, do whatever you want. Get in the pool, hang out, watch the NBA finals. Surprising.
Big Dick Toledo
They're playing the game today.
Brett
Oh, no way. That's a great way to celebrate. Like, they can get it out there. ESPN would love it. I probably have messages all. All night long. It's good stuff. Not those civil War bogans that are running around there with their people.
Big Dick Toledo
Now, wait a minute.
Brett
Yeah, you had racist family.
Big Dick Toledo
My relative in Cincinnati, yeah. Was a general in the. And he was in charge of the black troops. Yeah, he was at Appomattox courthouse.
Brett
It's called a plantation owner. When you were in charge of black troops, it's called you own black. Yeah, I'm sure of it. Much like your parents, who were more than happy to go to a country club that didn't allow blacks. It's not that far removed from the nation being like, man, we'll get around to it someday. Take advantage of this. I don't say this too often, but today I wish I was black. Would have been awesome to call up Tripp and mess with him. In fact, I'm not coming in today, and you're gonna pay me double. I made that deal. What do you mean I gotta pay you, Dub? You're paying me double today, cracker, or else Trip would make that noise all day. All right, double it. Is he? So there. You got that. Good luck. Oh, terrible, terrible news in the music world. Terrible news. It's gonna be tough to. For a lot of people to hear this, but if you're a fan of Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brett
Oh. The lead singer of Red Jumpsuit Apparatus says if you voted for Trump, you're not allowed in his shows anymore. Because he loves Jesus so much. That's what he said. He's a B. I follow. What Jesus would do. And what Jesus would do right now is cut the audience in half and say, you're not allowed in. Oh. The ticket sales for Red Jumpsuit Apparatus were skyrocketing with Trump fans, I'm sure. How would you like to be in the rest of the band in Red Jumpsuit Apparatus when you're barely selling out like Van Buren? If you are at all.
Big Dick Toledo
What are you doing?
Brett
What are you doing?
Big Dick Toledo
How's the verification process work?
Brett
Yeah. Do they have a guy at the door? It's like, all right, let's see your voting. Voting records. Well, I don't carry those around. Well, you can't go in because I think you might be a Trumpy. And you can't listen to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus if you voted for Trump. I'm not sure. Do you have a song loaded with theirs?
John
I'll find it.
Brett
I know I've heard something.
John
We played them a long time.
Brett
A long time ago. I remember the dumbest. Yeah, it's terribly stupid. Terribly stupid. But he said, if you're a Christian and you're watching this and you voted for Donald Trump, shame on you. You're not allowed to come to my shows. I don't want you there. It's awesome that you love Face down, which is their moderate hit.
John
Well, here you go.
Brett
This is it. This is it. But it's not for you. It's not your song. It's. It's. If you voted for Donald Trump, do not come to my shows forever. Not just like those four years. Don't ever come because you are going to hear a lot of WOKE propaganda. I'd rather just your songs. Yeah. How come I can't. Like, I. I didn't vote for Trump, but how come I can't enjoy something if we have a difference of opinion and I can sit in your audience and not boo you if you start talking about things I disagree with? Because you have a right to. You get the microphone. You're on stage. I paid money. It's up to you to put the show on. It's up to me to like it. Or not.
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Brett
Morning sickness. How come I'm not allowed to. Sure.
Big Dick Toledo
Eddie Vedder about supporting the rainforest. I didn't. But, you know, one time I'm. That's fine. You can sure say that.
Brett
You have, you, you've got the mic, you've earned the, you've earned the time on stage. We all, you know, if you choose to, as part of your presentation in your recital, to start espousing your views on certain topics. Okay, I'll sit through. I don't want to. I, I don't necessarily think that's a good part of the show.
Big Dick Toledo
And I'm allowed to make comments about it because.
Brett
Yeah, afterwards I'd be like, I'd rather have just heard Daughter a second time than have Eddie going, you know, the rainforest and all the, and the monkeys and the people and no more mangoes. And like, okay, Eddie, you know, two, three, four. I seem to recognize. Let's get to it.
Big Dick Toledo
I ran into a bonobo the other day.
Brett
I ran a Bonnebo. And the Bonnebo told me in Bonabonian that there's only one thing he wants and that's for all of us too. Right. 2, 3, 4.
John
Even flow.
Brett
Can I start? Can I kick you off, Eddie? But it's his choice that, that is his presentation on stage. And I know we all Say we should just leave it out. That's their right to get up there and say, but then it's your right to later go, Pearl Jam shows suck because I'm there for the music. And then every, you know, every third break, the guy's telling me that, you know, the world sucks if you don't. If you think differently than him. I get it.
Big Dick Toledo
I think the dude from Red Jumpsuit, Apparatus. Yeah, Apparatus, was just. He don't want to tour anymore.
Brett
I think he's mad at his band because, I mean, I don't know what they're selling per night, but it ain't that much. And if I was the drummer in Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, I'd be like, trump. Money spends the same as the money we agree with. And by the way, you can't start saying, I'm with Christ and then say, and I hate this group of people. It's just not what. It's not. I don't think that's what Jesus would do.
Big Dick Toledo
Was he saying, just Christians in general or. He's saying, he is a Christian.
Brett
Well, later he is a. He talks about that the whole time. He's like, look, I.
Big Dick Toledo
Because then he's missing the whole point of that.
Brett
Yeah. He says, I would do what Christ does.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. You know, he hung out with everyone.
Brett
Right. He didn't care. He had a hooker best friend. If anything, some believe.
Big Dick Toledo
Some scholars believe that he married her.
Brett
He hosed it. There's no question about it back then. He hosed it. We don't hear an awful lot about Jesus's late teens, early 20s. But he had a hooker friend. She was. She put some heat on a couple of nights. Tell me a girl. What do girls like more than anything else? Power and, like, status. Dudes wander around saying, yeah, my dad's God. She's gonna be curious about that, D. She's gonna want to know what that's all about. Do I feel something special if you inject that with me? Let's try it.
John
What's under that robe?
Brett
Every once in a while. Let's see what's under that robe.
Big Dick Toledo
God. The holy scepter.
Brett
Yeah. And he'd be like, stop, Jesus. I can. Or, my dad's watching. I don't see him. Hey, trust me, he's watching. He's everywhere. He's everywhere. Can't shake this dude. It's like being in North Korea.
Big Dick Toledo
So, yeah, we'll find the pottery with the scrolls in it that'll tell the Jesus junior tales or other kids that they had.
Brett
Hopefully they find Jesus's public restroom wall. And it scrawled, and it says, I, Mary Jac.
John
For a good time call.
Brett
For a good time call Mary, phone number one, JC plus mm.
Big Dick Toledo
Forever.
Brett
Forever. And then just a crude drawing of her holding the royal scepter and putting it in her mouth and stuff like that. And we don't talk about those scrolls either way. Red jumpsuit apparatus. You missed the boat on this one. And I think if I was the drummer, I'd quit today and like be a studio musician. Because it's hard enough to sell tickets to a concert when you're a big band. You know, you don't want to start telling people. All right, we've got a criteria for what you have to believe to get in to see our cruddy shows where I might remember one song. What is it still playing? One, two songs. Was that one. You played the face down one.
John
Yeah.
Brett
So he's still living on that. I think that was like 2007, wasn't it? I got my times almost. They've been around for a while.
John
Yeah, yeah.
Brett
And we forgot about red jumpsuit apparatus. In a way. Maybe he's just being super smart.
John
2006.
Brett
Yeah, I was going to say we played that way back. I don't know if it was that one. Yeah, it was. It was that song.
Big Dick Toledo
We played that.
Brett
Yeah, yeah, we were going for about five minutes. Yeah, that phase where kind of rock was confusing itself with panic at the disco and stuff like that was sneaking in the raconteurs and things like that were kind of like, what is this? What do we. Is this a movement of people like this? And then they're like, nope, we don't. We don't either. Good. We got rid of it. We tested it out and then off they went until now. Ridiculous. It's. Yeah, so. But good luck to them and I hope their ticket sales skyrocket with people who only believe the way they believe. That's the whole point of a show. That's the whole point of selling tickets to a movie. It's the whole point of something else, is to present something to you for your approval or disapproval and then you leave and feel a certain way about it. It doesn't mean it's changed your mind. Maybe it did. It might be that effective if your mind gets changed or whatever. A lot of people go to those movies. A lot of people go to movies and go, I'm just tired of agenda driven things. That's why nobody goes to movies anymore. They got real heavy handed with like their agendas and the movies weren't entertaining. They were preachy, and we got sick of it. No matter what side it was. Nobody wants to go to a concert and have the dude on the stage start telling you you're wrong to believe a certain way. It's like, okay, I get it. And then three songs later, like I was saying, all right, you've chosen to take your stage time that I paid for to do things that don't entertain me.
Big Dick Toledo
Well, now maybe, you know, it's a good move because everyone that's going there is on the same page.
Brett
Sure. I kind of think they all were before. And that. Yeah. Brought to you by Big Tarvy. It was. It was definitely on the same page.
John
I don't see any MAGA hats at the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus shows.
Brett
Face down. I really like this band. I love Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. I used to go to their shows all the time. Little gay. A little gay. A lot of, you know, they talk about. A lot of guys in there were blowing each other after taking off, unzipping the apparatus and going right to the other apparatus. I don't think a lot of Trump people were, you know, bouncing around, running down over to, you know, the Nile to see Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and. And then, you know, and nobody wants to hear woke agenda politic driven speeches between songs that we kind of like. You gotta be. Even Bruce Springsteen can't get away with it, and his fans love it. But there's a certain aspect where everybody kind of backlashed on him for screaming and yelling about things, and he's got. Wait, I don't like him. Yeah, I don't like him. But he's got 40 smash hit songs, so he's kind of earned the right to go. Here's, you know, in between these awesome songs you guys came for, here's some stuff I'm gonna say just before Born to Run and Born in the usa, and I don't know what other Born songs. Born on the Fourth of July. Hey, that kid's been born. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, whatever he's got. But you want to hear Born on the Desk, he probably covers Born on the Bible. He likes the word born. You're missing the point, everybody. We're going down. The Bourne song, Born this Way. Oh, my God. If he did Born this Way. But yeah, I mean, he's got songs you're willing to hear live, so you'll sit through his crap. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus gives me a speech about transgender rights. I'm like, all right, fine. And then they're like, here's our new one. I'm like, this is a terrible show. You're doing a bad job. You know, there's bands who have songs that are awesome. It's just like Chick Fil A when they started getting mouthy about certain things politically. And you're like, I might disagree with them, but that chicken's too good. They can say whatever they want.
John
So I'm. When I see Ministry, he's a big political guy, and I don't necessarily agree with him, but love the music. I'll deal with it. I'll deal with it.
Brett
Sit through your bullshit for, you know.
John
And even says it halfway through shows. Thanks for listening to my political bs. Now here's the rest of the hits, you know, and then he goes, all.
Brett
I care about doesn't necessarily have to happen. But those, the performers choose to do it. And it's nothing new. I mean, look at the 60s, for God's sakes. Every band up there had some message and nonsense and like, just get to the Born in the Bayou. Give me something, you know, Give me a song that I know so I can kind of erase this and feel good about it. It's annoying. Evidently, head Pe does this too. And I don't know, they're. They're not big enough to start telling you how to believe, if you follow. If you're political mind is changed or made up by head PE and you weren't that political to begin with, you know, Head PE said, okay, we're done here. I'm leaving, I'm leaving. You can't start quoting head P.E. no, no, no. They got. I was at their concert. We were drinking. Dude made a lot of sense. Like, that's very possible, but it's not time to quote head PE and then change our lives.
Big Dick Toledo
I'm sneaking in with a sign, man, holding it up. Trump protest.
Brett
Trump rocks. Red suit. I love two things. Red jumpsuit apparatus and Donald Trump. Down with Iran. And then just see what they do.
John
He'd be up there throwing a fit.
Brett
Who let them in? And then turn the signer. Nuke Iran until the ground glows. Oh, my God, who got into our show? Play face down. But you don't earn that right as a fan. It's their show. They're allowed to do it if they choose to. You can also review it by saying it got a little political for my taste. And their songs aren't good enough to tolerate the message. I like bands that get it. First time I saw Pearl Jam was at the ASU Civic Center. Eddie Vedder was nuts. He's crawling around him. He's 45ft above the craze. The opening act for Nirvana and the Chili Peppers and Nirvana was barely a thing and he's up on the rafters doing, like monkey bar moves. Couldn't have been legal. Like that had to be an OSHA violation. Dude comes down, sings alive. And all the songs off the first album, State of Love and Trust, first time ever heard it, was there and I loved it. I didn't know what it was, but I knew the song was just awesome. Not a peep in between. Next time I saw him. And I just want to tell you, Phoenix, that I really support. I love all your support. And what I want you to do is support something I love. Crowd's like, all right, hookers, blow. What are you doing? The rainforest. And here's a 45 minute thing. I want to.
Big Dick Toledo
Roll the video.
Brett
That's all you hear. Oh, no, Eddie's not going to be quiet for 10 minutes. And you could tell that, like at first we're like, yeah, we've got to do something about the rainforest, like today. And here's what I think in order details of a hundred points that we're going to do in the rain. And then you just hear a smattering of applause and a few people like, I want to get a beer.
Big Dick Toledo
He never wrote a song.
Brett
Oh, he's written plenty of them, trust me. He's got a whole album, that ukulele thing. And then he's got loads of stuff he's done for environmental this. And you know, he's got causes, trust me, Eddie's got. And they didn't do very well because people like. People like Brain of JFK more than they like him telling me that bonobos have to be safe. He's not the only one. Here's the other thing. Yesterday I was home for a little while in the daytime watching, just, you know, I kicked on the news to see if Iran's blown up yet, because I think we're getting close. And again, don't get mad at me. This isn't political. But since I've been alive, Iran's been a problem. So I'm kind of indifferent if they explode it.
Big Dick Toledo
You still have the mud flaps?
Brett
Yeah, I do, yeah, yeah, the ones Yosemite, the Ayatollah. Yeah, it's Yosemite Salmon. He's got a nuke in one hand and a gun in the other. Yeah, I have. Brady knows I'm a big mud flap message guy and think of that too. You don't want your band up on stage giving messages. The last thing I want is your bumper sticker mud flaps to tell me how you think either. Those are ridiculous. Before, my buddy Collins sent me a thing yesterday and he goes, what? What the hell is this guy's problem? In front of him was a dude who had six or seven bumper stickers on his car and he sent me a picture. And each bumper sticker was just adamant about I am not going to go fast. It says, I'm not speeding up so you can go around me. And then no one says, yes, I see you. No, I won't speed up. It's all in the back of his car. Another one says, in a hurry. Please explain how riding my ass helps you get anywhere faster.
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Brett
Holmberg's morning sickness. The next one says, sup? It's the law. One car length between cars for each 10 miles an hour of speed and no tailgating. His whole back of his car. The closer you get, the slower I go. The whole back of his car is bumper stickers saying, warning. Yeah, warning. I'm not fast. I like being slow. And all I could think of was, this dude has been since he was a child. All I thought when I read all that, he's been fingered by an uncle. He hates stuff. Sneaking up behind him. He does not like things behind him. He's gonna keep it real slow. And if you get too close, he's sitting down. Don't touch, don't touch. Don't shoot that gay. You're too close to my ass, you pussy. Anybody gets too close to his ass, he's triggered enough so that he has. I don't even know where you get these stickers to tell everybody that you're not gonna go fast.
Big Dick Toledo
He had him.
John
Pussies R Us.
Brett
Is there a stork? I'm sure I would have misunderstood that and gone in for the wrong reason. Oh, it's about weak people. I for sure thought I was gonna walk out of here with three bags.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, don't sell mud flaps.
Brett
Kind of hilarious. Anyway, yesterday I met. Watching the news and stuff, and they. They were going back and forth on whether or not Iran's gonna get blown up or Karen Reed's gonna be free. And Karen Reed is a lady who was, for the last couple years, has been on trial. Actually, I kind of started a documentary about her a while and got bored. She either ran over her husband and killed him and left him for dead after an argument at a party, or they got into an argument, she left, and he went back inside and they beat him to death. Or a trash truck hit him. But a bunch of doctors said, no cars hit this guy. There's never been. And she was on trial for murder saying that she ran him over. So it's confusing because there were a bunch of doctors that said, no, this is a beating. This was somebody beating him. Death. I don't know. It was her. Whoever, but they. He was beaten to death. And then they tried to accuse her murder. Anyway, she gets off on all the charges. First trial was a hung jury. They did another one. It ended yesterday. And while I'm watching this, they kept going to the courthouse. And outside the courthouse with just a thousand people in pink shirts screaming, freer. Free Karen Reed. Free Karen. Like they like. And then when the verdict came in, they lost their mind. And it's all based on one thing. Three part documentaries. If Netflix does a three part documentary, there is a faction of our society that can't watch those without quitting their jobs. They can't. You are. They're. They're emotionally incapable of watching a documentary on TV without going somewhere and standing outside and having no effect at all. But just being like, you could have watched that on tv. And then I thought, well, maybe it's just me. But no, I'm normal. I've Never once had the desire to stand outside of a courthouse and cheer. And then Karen Reed comes out and goes, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the support. Like, hey, what? It was the lawyers. These people standing outside didn't do a thing. Maybe they sent you nice messages, but they could have done that from home. But she was thrilled. And I couldn't believe the cheers were like world Championship loud. It was insane. And I'm like, I've never felt that. And I don't think I'd be friends with too many people. I gotta go down to the courthouse. The Jodi Arias one. Every day people would stand outside the courthouse and there was not going to be a verdict that day, but they just stand there. And then at the end of the thing, when the people would go home, they'd go home too. And I'm like, what is it? What is wrong with O.J. i mean, we've had things like O.J. was, was weird because there was going to be. Well, it was consequences to that verdict if it was either way. Like that was a divided. Like there were people who hated it and people who liked it and there was going to be a clash. So I think that was more just like almost militaries lining up. In this case, it was all supporters.
Big Dick Toledo
Level of covering it with the. Oh sure, but let them come. Created this whole now thing that people would go to these, these high profile cases and you create this.
Brett
But the high profile part is the Netflix documentary. The only reason the cameras are there is because people watch that Netflix documentary and started to show up at the courthouse. Cameras wouldn't be outside the courthouse if no one was out there.
Big Dick Toledo
So she. When the original trials wasn't really giving. Getting that much coverage because I. Oh yeah, yeah, no.
Brett
Oh no. The. The original trial was like, got coverage. It's not getting crazy amounts of like everyday Nancy Gray stuff. Although she's been on it. But there's been a few documentaries. Netflix did one and they followed her. She's been free. So it was an interesting documentary because this lady who's up for murder is at home and going to the grocery store and whatever. And it makes sense that people are supportive. But how like driving over there, someone. One lady's like, I came from Texas to stand outside the courthouse to hear the verdict. Like, why you. You are, you have no, you're. You're not part of this at all. And they all wore pink shirts because it's her favorite color. They learned that from the documentary. They learned that from her instagram and again like, yeah, you're right, cameras are there. So. But cameras wouldn't have been outside. There wouldn't have been like this let's cover the Karen Reed trial. Unless you had a bunch of people who freaked out and stood outside. Three part documentaries. You talk red jumpsuit apparatus. There should be like some sort of IQ test to see if you can handle a documentary without thinking. You have to change the world. After I go back to the one about 12 years ago with the making of a Murderer.
Big Dick Toledo
Yes.
Brett
Which was people started to, they activated and you realize how powerful television is because it was mostly lies, it was mostly wrong. The how to the documentary about that was mostly, it was slanted one way to make you believe and it was skewed in a way to say here's the deal. Watch. Or we talk about it all the time.
Big Dick Toledo
But I, I, when we, I go into those documentaries just with, you know, I mean it's hard not to be influenced by it. But you always see I'm looking for an angle. What is the.
Brett
There's always an angle. It's entertainment. Yep. You're paying for Netflix to entertain you. And sometimes documentaries like whoa, that's pretty amazing. But it's, it's, you know, unless like.
Big Dick Toledo
You get look at the producers or the people behind it.
Brett
What was their motivation?
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, they got an ax to grind with.
Brett
I don't do any of that either. Yeah, I just watched the documentary and then at the end go, okay.
Big Dick Toledo
Gotta try to watch them impartial.
Brett
That's still. I don't know why people get so involved with their tv. It's almost like the Son of Sam dogs told him what to do. My TV's talking to me like the TV is letting you like is motivating you or moving you in such ways that you have to run in to Dedham, Massachusetts and stand outside a courthouse for someone you don't know who doesn't care about you at all. She's kind of gotten her own fish to fry. But I was, I was weirded out by it and then I thought, well, what am I missing anything? No, I'm not, I don't want to go stand. Especially in Arizona, you know, you can. If she ran somebody over here and they were doing the trial downtown on yesterday was June 18th in Phoenix, I guarantee you interest wouldn't have been that high. It's nice weather in Boston right now. Our causes, I'm so convinced of this. Our causes and our ability to activate and our desire to activate are weather related. Because if it was Snowing or raining, you wouldn't have cared as much. I'm not going to go stand down there. I. I'm not doing that.
Big Dick Toledo
It's not protest.
Brett
It's not protest. Good weather. The day in Dedham, Massachusetts, yesterday looked beautiful. Now you'll light drizzle. 65 to 85 degrees. That's optimum. I'm involved. Weather gets into the hundreds, like today's gonna be 116. Pretty much guarantee you all your views and political thoughts of like, I'm gonna do something about it, but it can wait till October is pretty much the strength of all of our thoughts.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah. Like four years ago, I. And I'm going to Chicago twice. First time was in February for a wedding.
Brett
No protest that day.
Big Dick Toledo
No, I just, you know, then it was the. Right after the World Series. They won it.
Brett
Well, sure.
Big Dick Toledo
I was there. There in October. Protest City.
Brett
Were they protesting like crazy downtown? No kidding. Because they knew that a bunch of people were happy and they wanted to ruin that.
Big Dick Toledo
Yeah, but it was something really obscure.
Brett
Sure. Well, that's when you know.
Big Dick Toledo
But it is testing because of a country like Madagascar.
Brett
Sure, you're Matt, you're mad.
John
Jumpsuit apparatus was there.
Brett
That was a big one. Brady's right there. Remember that group that was really trying to fight against or for Madagascar? That was a big time. All those signs that said Madagascar and then something. But yeah, no, if the weather's good, people are activated. I'm going out there and I'm going to make a difference. Well, it's raining tomorrow. I'm going to do that. Let's check the weather app, see when we should protest, because this is ridiculous.
John
Well, we talk about it all the time. The Pride Parade. They move it.
Brett
Not that proud here. They're only proud when the weather's right. Right. If you were truly proud, you'd. You'd weather it.
John
Right.
Big Dick Toledo
It's rocking in San Fran this week.
Brett
Of course it is. It's beautiful weather to go be proud here. Well, too hot to be proud in June. We'll be proud inside. We're not going to go having parades. It's dangerous. We're not that proud. It's all based on weather. If it was snowing in Boston and it was, the verdict came down, you know, January 8th, there wouldn't have been a crowd outside that courthouse. It wouldn't happen. They don't. They only care so long as the weather cooperates. That's. I'm convinced of it. They're housewives and that's some bored housewives. And you know who's the happiest about that? The husbands and children of the women who flew out to support Karen Reid. Because finally that bitch is out of the house. I can't take her for another day.
Big Dick Toledo
They're flying.
Brett
They flew in to just stand outside and then have somebody go, not guilty. She's not guilty. And then you start chanting, this is Dorothy.
Big Dick Toledo
She came all the way from Australia.
Brett
And a lady from Texas. I drove up here a week ago. I knew the verdict was coming out. I just wanted to be here to support Karen. Have you met her? Sort of. Sort of? Kind of. She was on my tv, in my house, and I watched the documentary. I felt like I got to know her. Plus, Instagram. I've been talking to her on Instagram. No, you said something. And maybe she fired back a thumbs up or a thank or she clicked a like on your post and you feel like you're friends. People aren't. I don't think people are smart enough anymore. I don't get it. This one says a lot of those people were donating and helping her financially with legal expenses. So I'm sure some of it was monetarily driven, that they wanted their. They wanted their chunk of the appreciation in person. But you just came out and said, hey, thanks for that. That. Okay. And I'm. And I don't know that I would ever do that either, unless it was a family member or someone I cared about greatly. And I'm going to pay for your legal expenses. Did you run this dude over? No, I watched the documentary. I.
John
And she's not a celebrity or anything, so it's not something that you, you know, a person you looked up to as a kid or something or just.
Brett
Now I get standing outside. If you're. If. And I'm not this person, but I kind of. It makes sense to me to stand outside the Diddy tribe because celebrities go in there. So you're just trying to get a snapshot of something like, you know, if Jay Z goes that day and they.
Big Dick Toledo
Have to wait in general.
Brett
Pop. Yeah. They're just standing outside. Yeah. Just like, there he is.
Big Dick Toledo
And then why Kanye left, I think.
Brett
Sure. And Kanye's popping in and out. You got all these people that are, you know, potential celebrities. Nobody. No. Karen Reed's not gonna have George Clooney popping in there. You're not getting any sightings. Weather related.
John
Ben Affleck may show up. Matt Damon, you know, it's Boston.
Brett
And this is why this guy right here is a. A real man. This Brett Vesley. It's Thursday. It's the hottest day of the year so far. 116. It's going to get hotter every second. Black Brett, Every second you stand outside today will be worse weather wise, than the second before it.
John
Thank you.
Brett
It's going to continually get warmer by every second. But the point of it is, and I went on it this week, is if that water is for people who can't escape it, you at least get to leave or go inside the Safeway. These people that need this water are going to remain outside. Imagine if you were at ufest and you couldn't leave, you couldn't go inside and you had to interview a data remember and deal with their management all day long. That's the equivalent of being homeless. It sucks. Can't go inside. Just got to sit there and wait it out.
Big Dick Toledo
Yesterday after the show, when I left, when you talked about it a little bit, your experience of going out there, driving on, there's guys just laying down.
John
Yeah, I saw that.
Brett
I got nowhere to go. So this thing Brett's doing isn't weather related. He's going out to stand in it and you guys can bring him water. And I'm telling you, if you heard me yesterday, it's life changing. It was an amazing experience to watch that happen and just to know that all these donations actually, like, are so grassroots, right out of a bag and into the hands of people who need it. It was amazing. It wasn't like, you know, there was no middleman, there was no red tape, and we can't do the water without this. Let's do a big fundraiser. No, it was just. Thank you. Guys, guys. Here. We'll get it to the people who need it. That's what's beautiful about it. And Brett's going out this morning to go stand in this muck. Unlike most protesters and most people who have charitable endeavors, we're doing it no matter what the weather is. Right, Brett? I mean, I'm not. You're doing it no matter what the weather is. I got something to do here.
John
Yeah.
Brett
My job is to tell people where you are.
John
Best part is I'm on. I'm not on an avenue.
Brett
You're in the streets smiling. That's great.
John
I'm good. I'll take 115 on the streets over the avenue any day.
Brett
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: June 19, 2025 Title: It's Juneteenth And We Hope All Our Black Listeners Are Taking The Day Off - Singer Of Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Says Trump Voters Not Welcome At Shows - Watching Karen Reed Trial Confused By People Who Flew In To Stand At Courthouse In Support
John Holmberg opens the episode by acknowledging the significance of Juneteenth, marking it as a federal holiday and emphasizing its importance to the Black community. He humorously suggests, "if there's any black people awake right now, you should call your boss and just test it out. I ain't coming in today" (01:55). This sets the tone for a lively and provocative discussion among the hosts.
The conversation quickly dives into whether Juneteenth should be a designated day off for Black Americans. Brett Vesely controversially states, "I think this one should be and they're not getting a day off. Nobody's getting a day off" (01:55), suggesting that the observance should not translate into a mandatory leave. Dick Toledo adds, "It's a federal holiday" (02:38), highlighting the official recognition but questioning its practical implementation.
The hosts debate the authenticity and sincerity of such observances. Brett voices skepticism about the motivation behind taking a day off, implying it might be perceived as "manipulating the system" if Black employees were to skip work for Juneteenth (02:40). This leads to a broader conversation about the societal understanding of Juneteenth, with Brett asserting, "people had never heard of it four years ago" (03:01).
Brett criticizes former President Donald Trump for being a primary source of his understanding of Juneteenth, stating, "that Donald Trump is the guy who taught me what Juneteenth was. That's horrifying to me" (03:19). He expresses disappointment that such an important historical event wasn't adequately covered in educational curricula, leading him to rely on political figures and media for information.
The discussion shifts to a significant controversy involving the band Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Brett reports that the band's lead singer has declared, "if you voted for Trump, you're not allowed in my shows anymore. Because I love Jesus so much" (11:40). This statement sparks a heated debate among the hosts about freedom of expression and the feasibility of enforcing such exclusions.
Brett humorously questions the logistics, "How’s the verification process work? Do they have a guy at the door? Let’s see your voting records" (12:14), highlighting the impracticality of monitoring attendees' voting histories. The hosts mock the idea, suggesting it would lead to unnecessary conflicts and detract from the concert experience.
The hosts delve into the broader implications of artists imposing political beliefs on their audiences. Brett argues, "nobody wants to go to a concert and have the dude on the stage start telling you you're wrong to believe a certain way" (19:13). He emphasizes that live performances should focus on entertainment rather than preaching political or social agendas.
John offers a contrasting perspective by referencing bands like Ministry, who openly express political views. He states, "you love the music. I'll deal with it" (22:55), suggesting that passionate fans can tolerate musicians' political statements if the music remains appealing.
Transitioning to legal and social issues, the hosts discuss the trial of Karen Reed, a high-profile case watched closely by their audience. Brett shares his confusion over widespread public support, noting, "I never felt that. And I don't think I'd be friends with too many people" (39:54). He questions the motivations behind fans flying in from distant places to support Reed, pondering whether financial incentives or genuine emotional connections drive such actions.
Dick Toledo adds insight into how media, particularly Netflix documentaries, influence public perception and activism. He remarks, "they took the documentary, people started to believe" (33:01), highlighting the powerful role of media in shaping societal actions and opinions.
The conversation explores the intersection of media portrayal and grassroots movements. Brett criticizes the idea that documentaries can sway public behavior, stating, "you could have watched that on TV. And then I thought, well, maybe it's just me. But no, I'm normal" (32:49). He expresses skepticism about the genuine impact of televised documentaries on real-world activism, suggesting that personal motivations and societal influences are more complex.
Dick Toledo points out the importance of impartiality when consuming media, advising, "gotta try to watch them impartial" (35:00). The hosts agree that while media can be influential, individuals should approach content critically to understand underlying biases and motivations.
As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on the balance between social activism and entertainment. Brett emphasizes the importance of maintaining focus on the core purpose of events and media—whether it be concerts or documentaries—without allowing external agendas to overshadow the primary experience. He concludes, "It's like being in North Korea. So, yeah, enjoy your day. We're still nervous about it" (42:14), indicating a cautious approach to intertwining personal beliefs with public consumption.
John and Dick Toledo echo similar sentiments, advocating for a clear separation between personal ideologies and public engagements to preserve the integrity of both social causes and entertainment platforms.
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delves into significant social and political topics, including the observance of Juneteenth, the intersection of politics and entertainment, and the influence of media on public perception and activism. Through spirited discussions and candid exchanges, the hosts provide a thought-provoking commentary on the complexities of modern societal dynamics, encouraging listeners to reflect on the balance between personal beliefs and collective experiences.