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Michael
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Brady Bogan
You thought that was funny?
Brett
You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?
Brady Bogan
Just got another email. Congratulations to our sales department. I think Jill won. I didn't even know last month's contest, but she just got a trip around Lake Erie on the Cleveland steamer. So I think it's going to be awesome. We got her out there. Another great sales promotion downstairs to go along with this month's slump buster. I still can't believe that's a thing. Anywho, what are you going to do? Jill's going to have a great time. She earned that Cleveland steamer. Brett, when you see her, congratulate her. And I hope that. I hope it's. I hope it's not too hot, because nothing worse than a hot Cleveland steamer.
Brett
She can catch some walleye.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah, Brady, you're taking it too literally. She's not going to go on them. There's no such boat.
Brett
I know you don't know that.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, yeah, I do. There's no Cleveland steamer. If it is, it's a joke boat. When drunk guys own a bass boat or a ski.
Brett
Great idea.
Brady Bogan
It is a great name for a boat. It is if you're up in that area. If you're in the area, the lake area. And also if you're up in the Lake Erie area, consider killing yourself. What a horrible place to live. It's a terrible, terrible option. Don't, Brady. Cleveland sucks. Nope.
Brett
Lake Erie's pretty.
Brady Bogan
Lake Erie is. There are so many good lakes you pass to get to Lake Erie. Look, you know what the worst part about Lake Erie is? On the shores. Cleveland the only. You gotta land. Yeah. You gotta leave Cleveland. Catawba better still Lake Michigan better. You're close enough. Go to that one. I believe there's four other awesome lakes that you could go to if you're going to the Great Lakes. There's the four Great Lakes and Lake Erie. That's what I say. Never been to Erie, Pennsylvania. I have. Lake ain't so pretty there.
Brett
A lot of canals.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it's ugly. Cleveland Steamer raised arguing with me about Cleveland because the joke of Cleveland Steamer. It's named that for a reason. Because when you have one on your chest, it reminds you of Cleveland. It's time for the Brady report and it's brought to you by our friends at all Pro Shade concepts. Shade is important right now. It's going to be for the next four or five months. You want shade in your yard. If you've got a space, you're like, man, that patio, we never use it because it's so hot all the time. You can drop Those temperatures about 20 degrees, especially in the early evening hours that shade hits and you can actually enjoy summer evenings in your backyard because the shade helps out 95%. The sun's UV rays get knocked out by all pro shades. And you can do that right now. Cut down on dust and wind. They're electronic. They suck themselves back in if it starts getting too windy. They're. They're kind of self aware that their shades and they can be damaged by wind. So they take care of their own. Check it out@allproche.com and get it started right now. Brady reported.
Brett
Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. We've made it. Happy national take your dog to work day.
Brady Bogan
Oh man, I didn't do that. Normally I would bring bus on that. By the way, I just found out I was a little bit wrong about the Cleveland steamer trip. Jill won a variation of the Cleveland steamer and Susan just wanted to clear that up. She emailed me, she said, no, it's just the rim job. They're only going around. Yeah, she's doing the rim job. Cleveland steamer. Excellent work, Bryce.
Brett
Couple of basis fun facts. Orcas are a natural predator of moose.
Brady Bogan
They eat because moose swims sometimes.
Brett
Can actually swim slightly faster than Michael Phelps.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, they. All right. You're big on this. Yeah. They get in the water a lot.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
See those? Moose swimming.
Brett
They can even dive for food.
Brady Bogan
Really? I'd like to see that. What's this, Rocky? Holy Christ. I'm going down for some fish. Wait, that sounds bad.
Brett
Someone patent.
Brady Bogan
We all like going down for fish every once in a while. Bullwinkle, but not like that. Gee, what do you run the sales department in Hubbard? Filthy mouth.
Brett
Someone patented the process for surgically turning an animal into a unicorn in 1982.
Brady Bogan
Oh, I remember. That was like a goat or something. Didn't they just jam a horn on a. They took a goat horn and stuffed it on a white horse.
Brett
Yeah. So they had horrible process and they.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, they. If I recall correctly, it was more than just a rubber band. They surgically fused it to the thing's skull.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
That horse wanted that. Can't we do that now with like genetic stuff? Can't we create that at this point where we take like a white horse and a goat and make it grow a horn? I don't know, like PRP or something.
Producer
Never growing horns.
Brady Bogan
No, I know, but you gotta add in a little goat DNA, like the horn. Take some, extract a little horn and shove it in there and just be on the side.
Producer
Right?
Brady Bogan
Maybe. I mean, you're gonna have a few goofs, but we have that with humans, too. It's not like we all come out perfect.
Producer
That's true.
Brady Bogan
We do try to stir the pot some. Some humans have little horns. You take their DNA. And I don't know, I try to.
Brett
Do it with like a greater kudu or something with the spiral horn.
Brady Bogan
Oh, those. Yeah, those are those African deer, right?
Brett
Yeah. Hot dogs may have gotten their name because people in the 1800s suspected that sausages were stuffed with dog meat.
Brady Bogan
By the way, I just got another email about our sales winner, Jill. For her contest for last month, she got the rim job on the Cleveland Steamer, which is fantastic. But also, I didn't realize this. She got some new VR Indian goggles to see the whole thing. It's going to be amazing. Those are. Oh, those are unbelievable.
Michael
Our season's on fire this morning just clobber.
Brady Bogan
These are some great promotions we got down there in the sales department. You win a set of Indian goggles, and I think it's the Indian motorcycle people have created VR to recreate the experience.
Producer
Yeah, that's it.
Brady Bogan
That's what I think. I don't know, but that's what I heard. Enjoy your rim job on the Cleveland Steamer, Joe. Looking at a whole thing through Indian goggles.
Brett
Summer officially starts today. This also means it's the longest day of the year. It got light in the northern hemisphere. They're saying today is the summer solstice. Takes place tonight at exactly 10:42 Eastern. So 7:42 our time.
Brady Bogan
I think the first official day of summer. 19th like yesterday.
Brett
And then it marks the moment the earth fits.
Brady Bogan
Tilts towards the fits where we're stuffing it in a thing. Okay. Yes, I seen the news was going on about it yesterday. It does say today. 7:42 marks the northern hemisphere.
Producer
I heard today is one second longer than. Than yesterday than tomorrow.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, it starts ticking down. Yeah, now we just built up. Every day's been getting longer and longer and now they're going to get shorter and shorter till we go through it all over again.
Brett
Kroger is celebrating the start of summer be fries here by giving away 92,000 free pints of ice cream.
Brady Bogan
Hey, that's perfect for your slump buster Grooming. The poster says so downstairs. Did we post the poster?
Michael
No, we're probably gonna get in trouble if we do.
Brady Bogan
But we should.
Producer
Yeah, I think I'm staying away.
Brady Bogan
Trouble for what?
Producer
I forgot my checkbook.
Brady Bogan
I got it. I'll cover. I got you. You post, I buy.
Brett
There's this. We got another fake dentist that got busted. Czechoslovakian Dude, 22 years old, opened up a clinic.
Brady Bogan
Who goes to a 22 year old dentist anyway?
Brett
Pretty young. He's a go getter.
Producer
He graduated from ua.
Brady Bogan
Went so fast. Yeah, let's expedite that.
Producer
He's on the fast track at you.
Brady Bogan
One of those immediate gratification doctors.
Brett
Two years ago he opened it up. The clinic that is Extracted some teeth, performed complex root canals, applied anesthesia.
Brady Bogan
That's illegal for that dentist.
Brett
Yeah, scary too. Did most of the procedures by, you know, googling.
Brady Bogan
Hey.
Brett
And getting the. The procedures.
Brady Bogan
Will you laugh at that?
Brett
Successful.
Brady Bogan
Look, clearly not or you wouldn't be talking about this. The information was a license, but it's always been out there. Before Internet. You could at least take the time to read all the books and learn it. It's. The information's there, but there's a process. You have to go get licensed. I mean I can't just open a restaurant. I gotta get some paperwork.
Brett
Yeah, he did a little over about $200,000 worth of work.
Brady Bogan
On one guy?
Brett
No, just over the two year period.
Michael
I was gonna say. Holy meth mouth.
Brady Bogan
Was he in an office or a days in.
Brett
Out of his house?
Producer
Yeah, back here.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Because if your dentist requires a doorbell to get it, you probably shouldn't go to that dentist.
Producer
Can you buzz me in please?
Brady Bogan
Sorry, I was sleeping. I was playing some video games. What do you need? My God. Oh yeah. Hold on. Let me go clean the kitchen.
Michael
Let me hit pause real quick.
Brady Bogan
Can I finish? I'm almost. I'm about to level up.
Producer
There is a video on YouTube.
Brady Bogan
Of course there's a video. There's all the information has always existed. It's easier now than ever.
Brett
He was able one of the ladies that was helping him.
Brady Bogan
That's tough to watch, right? Wow.
Brett
One of the family members that was helping him had access to be able to get some of the equipment. There you go.
Brady Bogan
And did you ever use Banaka? Sometimes. You want a hot binoco finger on the extract screw head? If you want. I mean I watched my shoulder surgery online.
Producer
He's got a ratchet. Does that say snap on on the side of it?
Brady Bogan
Oh, it's mostly craftsman tools, man. The X ray machine is what I would question in the home office.
Producer
Oh yeah.
Brett
I'M not sure if he had that or not.
Brady Bogan
Well, if he's. People are going to him for root canals, I would want an X ray first.
Brett
Yeah, let's make sure. Let's take it out.
Brady Bogan
All right. Pretty sure. I need you to take a couple photos there, Ansel Adams, and make sure that this thing is what we say it is.
Producer
Is he gonna go next door? You know how your dentist goes into the next room?
Brady Bogan
I'm not saying I need Annie Leibowitz's work, but a photo, bro.
Michael
I got an app on my iPhone.
Brady Bogan
No problem. This thing's amazing, bro. Hold on. I got to consult chat GPT. I don't know which tooth this is. The one lady polish some rocks that look like teeth. I can jam that in the hole.
Brett
The one lady was the family member, was able to get a hold of some of the equipment.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett
And the other was his uncle or something. He basically put the glue together. Yeah, he'd make the molds.
Brady Bogan
I'll tell you what this is. This is a kid whose dad left. This is Toledo. This could have been Toledo. His mom loved him too much, never said no, and bought him a bunch of dental equipment and stuff. You're learning so much. I think you've earned it. He's so smart. If he applies himself, he'd be a real dentist. But I'm just gonna let him do it at home. Yeah, it's the mom that wants to be best friends with her son and never says no. And the next thing you know, he's got DDS written on your mailbox.
Brett
I've got a quick Wild World.
Brady Bogan
All right. Yep.
Brett
Hello, my friends. Brady Bogan here with your Wild, Wild World. Holmberg's morning sickness in Hong Kong. We've got a disgruntled monkey.
Brady Bogan
That's not just one.
Brett
Yeah, well, this one particular one is. There is a banner put up in the park that says, do not feed the monkeys. And the monkey went over there, and he's tearing down the banner.
Brady Bogan
Oh, he can read, like. Oh, my God. He is.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
They have photos of him absolutely wrecking the don't feed me signs. Oh, my God. A fixed penalty. It says, In August of 2024, illegal feeding of the animals will result in a fixed penalty of up to 100,000. And it has a dollar sign, so I don't even know if that's that their money. And then it says at the bottom of it says, trip reap. I don't know. He signed it. Yeah.
Brett
It's a little out of hand over there. Putting a Heavy. Fine.
Brady Bogan
Susan's on there saying if you're gonna feed the monkeys, clean the nuke box.
Brett
That's your wild wild world.
Brady Bogan
A lot of crazy going on in this building right now. That that microwave oven created a that's the meanest we've ever gotten firestorm that there was some pure fury in that clean the microwave email and rightfully so.
Producer
I have had it.
Brady Bogan
Clean it. Don't be pigs.
Brett
A new study at the University of British Columbia found a simple trick might encourage people to recycle more. Bunch of states pay you to turn in bottles and cans anywhere from 2 cents to 15 cents depending on the type of container. But even 15 cents isn't much. But a study looked at what would happen if the places skipped the normal payouts and used a lottery system. Instead of 10 cents each bottle gave people 1 in 10,000 chance. You give them a 1 in 10,000 chance to win $1,000 lottery bottles is.
Brady Bogan
Not a bad idea.
Brett
It worked.
Brady Bogan
Yeah.
Brett
They're doing it now in a couple of provinces in Canada in their.
Brady Bogan
That's a good idea because nobody's going to break their neck for a nickel. That's a good idea. If you recycle all your cans and you take all your cans to a place.
Brett
Norway has implemented that in their lottery based recycling system. You can win prizes worth one in a hundred thousand dollars. One thousand to one hundred.
Brady Bogan
That's great. I like that a lot. And it makes it even for people who don't care about recycling. Me and I'd actually participate when you're.
Producer
With all your cardboard recently.
Brady Bogan
Well, my cardboard and every Coke can. I mean imagine.
Brett
This is hard to believe but they're saying it's become so popular that Norway's recycling rate is close to 100%.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. The reason I'm a cynic about recycling is because when they got serious about the earth and needing to recycle that's about the time that just about everything I'd ever known about plastic changed. And then they put everything in a plastic bottle. It was like the most we were told plastic is terrible. It's everywhere. It's awful. And then our water.
Producer
Yeah. You had no choice.
Brady Bogan
You had no choice. Every. I didn't ever have a bottle of water when I was a kid. Ever.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Back when we were evidently ruining the world with plastic. I never held was never once in.
Brett
My hands you had quality drinking fountains.
Brady Bogan
And now six, seven times a day I'm chucking a water bottle in the trash. So if plastic was the enemy before we used it A lot. We sure did do a weird thing when we hated it by making everything plastic.
Michael
It would pop. I mean, it used to be the glass bottles and stuff.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Aluminum and plastic are ruining the earth. Put everything in that. What? Yeah, the newspapers were the big thing that was going to destroy our.
Producer
Those stubby glass soda bottles with a Styrofoam wrapper around it kind of.
Brady Bogan
No.
Michael
Yeah, the old Pepsi bottles. You peel the Styrofoam wrapper off and.
Producer
Stuff Styrofoam label on it.
Brady Bogan
No.
Producer
Yeah, you remember those.
Brady Bogan
Wait, Pepsi had Styrofoam can?
Michael
No, the label was.
Producer
The bottle was like Styrofoam around. Around the bottle. It wasn't printed on the little.
Brett
The foam label.
Producer
Yeah, it was kind of foam.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
But was it glass inside?
Michael
Yeah.
Producer
Yeah, those.
Brady Bogan
Oh, that was like Styrofoam around it.
Producer
Because it was so easy to peel off.
Brady Bogan
I'm thinking that was encased in stuff. The label was just that weird. Yeah. And everybody made a mess with them. Now I gotcha. Okay. Yeah. What happened to that?
Michael
I don't know.
Brady Bogan
Did that kill a bunch of hawks or frogs or something?
Producer
Bring it back for the lottery.
Michael
Or you can buy one on eBay for $95 unopened. Yeah.
Producer
Oof. Yikes.
Brady Bogan
I would immediately buy that and accidentally peel off that label. I couldn't help it.
Brett
It's like a koozie.
Brady Bogan
It isn't, though. It's so thin and useless. It's just a. It's a.
Michael
Buy some crystal Pepsi.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. Ooh.
Producer
I thought you could still get that.
Michael
I don't know.
Brady Bogan
It's a Fiddle farts nightmare is what it is. It's those you can't pick a corner off and then not do the peel. Yep. Now I know what you're talking about.
Michael
And then they have those plastic things that. The rings that held it together.
Brett
Oh, yeah, yeah, the hamster.
Producer
Those things would cut your hand.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah.
Brett
Yep.
Brady Bogan
It's just weird to me, though, the plastic bottles of water. And I watch commercials for, like, the ocean's going to be more plastic than it is water in the next 50 years. I'm like, well, we should stop bottling up all this water. We can't drink the water. It's unsafe. We got no choice here. One or the other.
Producer
You're not giving me options.
Brady Bogan
One or the other. I got to have water. And the oceans are. Now we put them in plastic bottles. I guess you just put it in the palm of my hand.
Brett
And now it's time for some science news. Okay, hello, my friends, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. SpaceX expl one of its Starship rockets on Wednesday.
Brady Bogan
Oh man, it's a cool one too. It's a big explosion.
Brett
Static fire.
Brady Bogan
That Indian ran away from it. I was on the. I was on the rocket too.
Producer
Like Slim picking.
Brady Bogan
He was in the rocket as well. Yes, I rode it and it blew up and here I am. Look. I am. I am unbreakable. I am. Oh, that was another close one. That was in seat 11A on the rocket. By the way.
Brett
Didn't know this. Yes, 11A Honda landed its own reasonable reusable rocket. Didn't know they were building rockets.
Brady Bogan
And then what? It mowed the lawn.
Brett
There's a up to a 40% chance we've discovered a ninth planet.
Michael
Where's that at?
Producer
It's called Pluto.
Michael
That's not a planet anymore.
Brett
It's hiding in our solar system.
Brady Bogan
Planet X. I've been to planetx.com chicks are a little bit thick, but I like it.
Brett
The European Space Agency hopes to have a base on Mars by 2040.
Brady Bogan
So it's a 40 chance we found a planet. Which means 60% of the scientists are like, no, I don't think you're like, oh yeah, this, that's a planet. Yeah. Pluto is not a planet anymore, Toledo. It's a dwarf planet.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
And that doesn't count as planet. The dwarf is a dwarf planet. A dwarf star. They're not sure.
Michael
Yeah, they don't. It's still a planet to me. It's what I learned in to me.
Brady Bogan
What I hear when I hear them say it's not a real planet because it's a dwarf. I always wonder what Brad Williams thinks. That's not a real human. It's a dwarf human.
Brett
It's a good point. You should bring that up to the scientists there.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I don't talk too loud. Not like I'm banging down their door. Hey, usually I'm tell you this, Brady, it's not a good move for me to go in with my guns ablazing to the scientist community because I'm pretty sure they're going to be right and I'm going to idiot my.
Brett
All right, listen.
Brady Bogan
Hey, I came up with something. Hear me out. What's up, pricks.
Michael
Listen to this.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, I got an idea. You shut the door. This guy's an idiot.
Brett
Researchers at Northwestern came up with an algorithm that makes fitness trackers more accurate for people who are obese. The bigger you are, the more calories you burn. But most fitness trackers trackers don't factor that in.
Brady Bogan
So it's to make fat people feel better about not doing as much.
Michael
More holes on the wristband so they can actually fit it over those hooves.
Brady Bogan
They burn more calories because. Yeah, because Brett's right. They're taking in four to 5,000 a day. So their bodies are like, we got to burn this off. By the way, I just found out that that recycling lottery is run by Dave Pratt. No one ever actually. It's fake. No one actually. It's like with the Diamondbacks. 50 50. Been to that ballpark a hundred times. I've participated in the 50 50. Never once, when they announced the winner, have I heard a scream from the crowd. And you'd think, Father's Day, it was up to $600,000. If somebody just won 300,000 bucks, you'd hear a. You'd hear somebody. I never, ever once have heard anyone win the 5050 lottery at any sporting event.
Brett
A team in Scotland was able to detect light passing through an entire human head for the first time.
Brady Bogan
And then they immediately got a job in radio sales.
Brett
They say it could open new doors for brain imaging.
Brady Bogan
Cool. They can shove a light all the way through to where it shoots out the other side of your head.
Producer
Yeah, I saw this on Looney Tunes.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but that. That can't. That's gotta cause loads of cancer. There isn't. We haven't discovered burning something out. Again.
Brett
It was in Scotland.
Brady Bogan
So Scottish scientists. That's. That's an oxymoron.
Michael
Same people that still look for the Loch Ness monster.
Brady Bogan
That's right. We believe in Nessie. You get off our back, ye prick bastard. No boy's gonna stand there and make my son a homo. I will shoot light through your head until it glows out the other side. What? Well, we figured out how to look through someone's head with light. The problem is it caused massive carcinoma.
Producer
Yeah, it's called death.
Brady Bogan
That's called dying. I know how to make light go through Brady's head. And that's poking a hole through it with a 12 gauge.
Brett
See me now?
Brady Bogan
We've been making holes in people's heads since the Stone Age. No one. No. You're nay gonna make my boy a homo. And that's your science news favorite Scottish phrase of all time. You'll nail. You'll nay make my boy a homo. An actual quote.
Brett
There's a beer exchange bar in China where the prices fluctuate according to demand in real time. Like the stock market. It's supposed to be a fun thing, there's a large circular display in the middle showing the current prices rising. Beer prices are in red and the falling ones are in blue. Prices can only fluctuate by 10% every day, so there can't be any serious market manipulation. On a weekly basis, the bar can adjust the prices around 20%. So the whole design is to get people to try different beers?
Brady Bogan
Sure.
Brett
At a lower price. It'd work. Here.
Brady Bogan
Uh. Oh, no, this one's on. You can't read this. There's too many C words.
Michael
Oh, send it over.
Brady Bogan
No, no, it says send it over. This one dies in the pile. No one will ever know about that again. On the next neg. Holmberg's morning sickness.
Brett
Got a couple of radio videos.
Brady Bogan
Okay.
Brett
First one's a little work accident.
Brady Bogan
Okay.
Brett
Working the pallet jack.
Producer
Oh, hang on, I'll get it.
Brady Bogan
I watched a guy working one of those things the other day at the Circle K while I was getting gas and he was pulling Pepsi out of the back of a truck, and he forgot to. When he was on the platform that lowers and raises to the base on the truck, he stood inside the semi and lowered it somehow, and the whole thing went to the ground. And he realized his folly as it was about a third of the way down, and he just jumped off the back of the truck, landed it. That's a good jump too. I mean, that's like. Things are high, like eight or nine feet, I'm thinking. I don't know, is it that high? Maybe about six. But he just kind of bounced off and landed on that. I'm like, geez, that made my knees hurt. But wasn't the brightest bulb in the forest.
Brett
This happens pretty quick.
Brady Bogan
He's working the pallet jack. Oh, man, I think he did that on purpose.
Brett
I don't know.
Brady Bogan
That looks like he's trying to jump it.
Brett
No, it started going and he.
Brady Bogan
Never meaning no harm. He just went shooting over the top of that. That's neat. What's he hit on?
Brett
His face.
Brady Bogan
The front of it just.
Michael
He went off the ledge.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady Bogan
Oh, it's on an angle.
Michael
Yeah, it's like a dog on the.
Brett
Ramp in the truck.
Brady Bogan
And then the front wheels stick and the back ones keep going and flip them. That's neat.
Brett
Forgot to hit the lower. Lower the platform.
Brady Bogan
That's pretty good.
Brett
Okay, this one's a little motorcycle accident. Oh, here's a family of three on.
Brady Bogan
The first motorcycle going by Toledo's Nation.
Brett
You see the truck with the little.
Brady Bogan
The truck. There's a Long bed with a.
Brett
Watch.
Brady Bogan
This got a.
Brett
And I'm going to say he's done.
Brady Bogan
Okay, let me explain what just happened. What happened? There's a flatbed with a. A back end as.
Brett
As it's either metal.
Brady Bogan
It's like a tailgate, and it looks very thin. And the motorcycles are trying to go around this thing. One guy doesn't see it, and it cuts his head pretty much off. There's a lot of blood. It hits the jugular. Well, yeah, that's. Listen to metal roofing. What are you doing on the Internet, man? Where are you?
Michael
You're on a list.
Brady Bogan
Where are you Are definitely on a list. I like that. The doctors in the comments were like, could his femoral artery. That's your leg.
Brett
Good catch.
Michael
Thanks. Thanks. Talon.
Producer
He's doing dentistry in his backyard.
Brett
The last one's a road rage incident, and the title of it explains it pretty good. Road rage. Karen learns painful lesson.
Brady Bogan
Well, she tries to attack someone. All right? She skids to a stop on a snowy street. There's a truck parked to the right. She's in a blue car. The red. Oh, here we go. She's mad. Oh, she's yelling at the guy behind her. He walks up to the car. The passenger of the car that she's attacking has just gotten out. He's walking around to the angry lady at the driver's side. Oh, here. She's confronting him. She gets in his face, and she's going nuts, screaming at everybody. I don't even know what's going on. Oh, she takes a swing at him. Oh, he's got no problem hitting the lady. The door on her good day backs.
Producer
Up and drives away.
Brett
I mean, slamming.
Brady Bogan
No problem hitting a woman. And. And you know what? You don't know what she's got. You got to defend yourself. She swung first. This dude breaks all the rules of you never hit a woman.
Producer
Oh, she connected first.
Brady Bogan
Oh, she swung and nailed him, but it was a typical girl punch, and it didn't do any damage. Yeah, no, it was a sucker punch on top of it. He just came over to try to calm her down. She loses it. I ain't driving crazy. You're on my goddamn ass. I went to another lane. Get out of my way. Swings when he walks away, and he's done. He throws a right, a left, picks her up and slams her on her head.
Michael
F around and find out.
Brady Bogan
Brit has no issues with the morality of that. Nope. F around and find out. He should have just stayed in the car, right? Rolled the windows up and Let the crazy lady yell at his car. Instead, he killed her. I mean, that dude. It wasn't. It was a. I'm not gonna hit a woman. And then two seconds later, it's like, no, I'm gonna turn her lights out. I'm not gonna hit her just once. Like, it went from I don't hit women to I don't hit him three times. By the second punch, she's dizzied enough to grab her by her thighs and flip her over onto her head. Wow. All right, we gotta change that rule. Never ever hit a woman unless she hits you like that. That crazy person, she was gonna kill somebody. Yeah. That was horrifying, but very funny to watch. Watch the battle. So easily won. That was a battle? Yeah. She took a swing. The guy.
Brett
The guy's still in his pajamas.
Brady Bogan
Ye. Like, he was in really cozy clothes, right?
Producer
Jeans at first.
Brady Bogan
But you hear the punch hit him, and he's just like, what? And he turns around, unfazed.
Brett
Lady, we're just going to breakfast.
Brady Bogan
She swung as hard as she could, and the dude was like, ow. And then he turned around and finished her.
Producer
He was like, ow.
Brady Bogan
Ow. I don't know what that. Why did you do that?
Brett
It was a loud, sweaty.
Brady Bogan
It was a big hit, and it didn't do any damage at all. She's got to recognize. I think too many ladies like that think the movies. Well, yeah, well, there's a lot of Charlize Theron's fault in this, is that they think one punching dudes will knock them cold. Oh, no, there's a lot of that. That woman power thing where they think if they punch a guy, he'll go to sleep because that's what Charlize does. But when you hit a guy, I think they're. I think there are too many people that are resting on the idea that it's never okay to hit a woman. And that's true. Not everyone's black widow ladies, but not all guys feel that way. And you don't want to find out. Like Brett said, mess around and find out that he has no problem with or rule. It's like, oh, I'll hit a woman. I have no problem with that.
Brett
Tell me where I'm wrong. She hit me.
Brady Bogan
Yeah, but you don't want to find out you just ran into a guy who's got no problem with it. You punch me in the face, I'm like, I can't hit a woman. I might try to hold her arms, you know, but I'm not gonna punch her. This Guy, it's raised different. No, no, no. F around and find out. Brett's people don't have a problem with the old one too.
Brett
What are you gonna do?
Brady Bogan
All right, Brett, what do you got?
Michael
All right, well, it's Friday, so we got some gems.
Brady Bogan
Oh, by the way, the fitness tracker for fat people. Brady's got. It's. It's on sale right now if you want to go online. It's at. It's. It's at Fitbit. Oh, honey dot com, if you're interested. Yeah, that's. All right.
Michael
Let's start out with this. I don't even know what this is.
Brady Bogan
It's a dominatrix who've. Who's encased this man's testicles in some sort of a clamp.
Brett
It's a hard. Yeah, that's the case.
Brady Bogan
A clamp. And she is talking to him about something while she tries to add more to the. The penis is very small, but the balls are being swelled up by the clamp pretty heavily. Now she's taking a needle, one of those. There's a lot of this going on. See a lot of these. And she's right into the top of the penis. She is inserting what looks to be a very long acupuncture needle. That's the noise you make when that happens. Crying guy. Squirt right in. That is the noise you make when your penis gets acupunctured and it's just bleeding like crazy. And that's only one. Yeah, you're filling up it. It takes in some blood. Oh, she. She's not done.
Brett
Oh, she went.
Brady Bogan
No, it's all the way through there. The corona.
Producer
Like, she didn't go top to.
Brady Bogan
No, it threw the corona into his pelvis because the stubby penis is not far enough away for the acupuncture needle not to hit him in the pubis. Yikes. This one's wrong with humanity.
Michael
This one's entitled. Grandpa needs a new hobby.
Brady Bogan
Okay. Grandpa has a camera somewhere in his body, and it's with some sort of plastic speculum that's opening up.
Michael
I like the Masterpiece Theater music.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. And I don't know what hole you said grandpa.
Brett
Is that the dwarf planet?
Producer
Yeah, that's it.
Brady Bogan
It does look like we're looking into space a little bit. What hole are we looking in? I can only imagine one. Oh, he's gonna poop on us, isn't he? That's a butt. It's a woman. No, that's a fella. I got you guys. Oh. And then he licks it. He takes it out and he licks it. And he's in Grandma's laundry. He's not done yet. He's opening the hole again. And it's real close to the camera. We got us a filthy rosebud. Oh, he's in 100. He's in 100. Control of his butt. Oh, it's seeping some sort of a strange.
Brett
That's liquid rose.
Brady Bogan
Oh, my God. It's just pouring out of him now. Oh, there's so much. It just looks like a wadded piece of gum. Wow. It's a whole pack. All right. Damn it. I hate Friday.
Brett
Celebrating the longest day.
Brady Bogan
I hate Friday so much.
Michael
All right, Air Brady. How about a milkshake?
Brady Bogan
Jesus, everything's terrible. There's a lady on. On all four. She's spreading her bottom open, and they're pouring milk in. They're pouring milk into her bottle.
Brett
Looks like there's whole milk.
Brady Bogan
All right, this guy's breathing, too. Okay. His whole hand just went in, and it's now playing with the milk.
Brett
It's shaking it up.
Brady Bogan
Is that.
Michael
Oh, okay, that's enough.
Brady Bogan
That's enough.
Michael
Go through the goofy stuff. Okay, here we go.
Brady Bogan
Oh, now she's got milk pouring out of her, and he's just smacking it around. But wait, there's more Milk does a body good, by the way. Still. Oh, now she just shoots milk across the. Never stay in that hotel. Oh, my God. Where is that? Is that at the El Cortez.
Michael
Buddy. Craig stays there.
Brady Bogan
Oh, yeah. That's why el Cortez is 1995 a night. Wow.
Michael
You're talking about drinking fountains earlier.
Brady Bogan
That shot out a good two feet.
Producer
Yeah, it did.
Brady Bogan
All right. Oh, my God. What is. Okay, there's a lady pooping in a drinking fountain in public. Good God, I hate Fridays.
Michael
I like the THX music.
Brady Bogan
That's a lot. That's a lot. Into a public drinking.
Michael
Yeah, there's not much with this one.
Brady Bogan
That's all we need, really, is. I mean, wow. Wow. I don't know.
Michael
And then we'll just finish with this one. One more.
Brady Bogan
Man, oh, man. All right. We're at a Cannibal Corpse concert.
Michael
Yeah, kind of. They have that song after. I can. After the night.
Brady Bogan
Yeah. All right. All right. Oh, God. It's a song called After With a Knife by Cannibal Corpse. And now another stubby penis man. A little too thick for his own good. That's him. Some of that visceral fat. Oh, he's. He's put a steak knife in it. And he's. And he's having sex with the blade end of a steak knife in his. In his uret throw.
Brett
Okay.
Brady Bogan
I hate it. I hate America. Will you say we found a new planet? Can I buy a ticket to get there? I want off.
Michael
That's it.
Brady Bogan
I want off. I want off. Now we've got, we've got a guest that actually I want to talk to today. You know, a guest I really, I admire greatly because he's, you know, he's part of my, you know, zeitgeist. He's in my world of favorite things. He's from Curb youb Enthusiasm. Jeff Garland is here, and this is, this is how we greet him. For God's sake.
Michael
We got others. We could show them.
Brady Bogan
This is great. Like, this is. We've rounded out a lot of the cast of curb youb enthusiasm. JB's been here. We had Bob Einstein when he was alive, Richard Lewis when he was alive, Jeff Garland. And I don't know if Jeff heard that, but there's a trend developing when you're a guest of the show and you were uncurb you enthusiasm, they don't last much longer. So hopefully Jeff's got a lot, a lot of life left to live. But we'll put, we'll put that to the test. Jeff Garland joins us in just a little bit. There goes your Brady Report. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: June 20, 2025 Host: Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo Release Date: June 20, 2025
In this vibrant episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's top morning radio show, hosts Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo dive into a mix of humorous banter, intriguing news bites, and engaging discussions. From busted fake dentists to innovative recycling methods, the trio ensures listeners are entertained, informed, and occasionally disturbed in their morning routines.
The episode kicks off with Brady sharing amusing updates from the sales department. He announces, “[00:12] Brett: You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?” Brady elaborates on Jill winning a trip around Lake Erie aboard the “Cleveland steamer,” a name that sparks playful contention between the hosts. Brett counters, “[01:07] Brett: She can catch some walleye.” Brady humorously dismisses the legitimacy of the boat, stating, “[01:08] Brady Bogan: Yeah, yeah, I do. There's no Cleveland steamer. If it is, it's a joke boat.” The conversation transitions into a light-hearted critique of Cleveland, with Brady lamenting, “[01:29] Brady Bogan: Cleveland sucks.” This segment blends humor with local flair, setting a lively tone for the episode.
Shifting gears, Brett introduces an interesting tidbit: “[03:34] Brett: Orcas are a natural predator of moose.” Brady adds context, “[03:40] Brady Bogan: They eat because moose swims sometimes.” The hosts discuss the unlikely predator-prey relationship, highlighting the orcas' adaptability. This segment underscores their knack for sharing quirky and lesser-known facts, keeping listeners both entertained and educated.
A significant portion of the episode addresses the alarming case of a 22-year-old individual in the Czech Republic posing as a dentist. Brett outlines the situation: “[07:57] Brett: There's this. We got another fake dentist that got busted. Czechoslovakian Dude, 22 years old, opened up a clinic.” Brady critiques the ease of accessing medical procedures online, stating, “[08:49] Brady Bogan: Look, clearly not or you wouldn't be talking about this. The information was out there, but there's a process.” The hosts express concern over the dangers of unlicensed medical practices, emphasizing the importance of proper certification and training. This segment serves as a cautionary tale against the proliferation of misinformation and the critical need for regulated healthcare standards.
In the "Wild, Wild World" segment, Brett shares a story about mischievous monkeys in Hong Kong: “[11:56] Brett: [...] there's a disgruntled monkey tearing down 'do not feed the monkeys' signs.” Brady humorously muses, “[12:26] Brady Bogan: Oh, he can read, like. Oh, my God. He is.” The hosts discuss the implications of such intelligent animal behavior, highlighting a strict penalty for illegal feeding: “[12:15] Brett: [...] a fixed penalty of up to 100,000.” This segment combines humor with a serious message about wildlife conservation and the challenges of managing human-animal interactions in public spaces.
Brett introduces an innovative approach to recycling: “[13:07] Brett: A new study at the University of British Columbia found a simple trick might encourage people to recycle more.” The hosts delve into the concept of a lottery system where recycling each bottle grants a chance to win a substantial prize. Brady supports the idea, saying, “[14:09] Brady Bogan: Not a bad idea.” They highlight the success of similar programs in Canada and Norway, noting, “[14:53] Brett: It's become so popular that Norway's recycling rate is close to 100%.” The discussion touches on the effectiveness of monetary incentives in promoting environmental responsibility, offering listeners a hopeful outlook on increasing recycling rates through creative methods.
The conversation shifts to the pervasive issue of plastic pollution. Brady shares his skepticism: “[15:00] Brady Bogan: Yeah. The reason I'm a cynic about recycling is because when they got serious about the earth and needing to recycle that's about the time that just about everything I'd ever known about plastic changed.” Brett and Michael add their perspectives, reminiscing about pre-plastic days and lamenting the rise of single-use plastic bottles. Brady poignantly states, “[17:29] Brady Bogan: It's just weird to me, though, the plastic bottles of water. I watch commercials for, like, the ocean's going to be more plastic than it is water in the next 50 years.” This segment underscores the hosts' environmental concerns, blending personal stories with broader ecological issues.
In the "Science News" segment, Brett reports on SpaceX's Starship rocket explosion: “[17:12] Brett: [...] 11A Honda landed its own reasonable reusable rocket.” Brady humorously intertwines this with fictional elements, suggesting, “[18:26] Brady Bogan: And then what? It mowed the lawn.” The discussion then shifts to the potential discovery of a ninth planet: “[18:36] Brett: There's up to a 40% chance we've discovered a ninth planet.” Brady and Brett debate the classification of Pluto and the legitimacy of the discovery, reflecting common public misconceptions about astronomical classifications. This segment balances humor with genuine scientific curiosity, engaging listeners with current space exploration topics.
Brett introduces a study from Northwestern University: “[20:00] Brett: [...] an algorithm that makes fitness trackers more accurate for people who are obese.” Brady critiques the motivation behind such developments, stating, “[20:24] Brady Bogan: So it's to make fat people feel better about not doing as much.” The hosts discuss the technical aspects and potential benefits of personalized fitness algorithms, acknowledging the importance of accurate health monitoring for all body types. This conversation highlights the intersection of technology and health, emphasizing inclusivity in fitness innovations.
A gripping story about a road rage incident unfolds: “[26:19] Brett: The last one's a road rage incident, and the title of it explains it pretty good. Road rage. Karen learns painful lesson.” Brady narrates the altercation where a woman aggresses against a man, leading to a physical confrontation: “[27:15] Brady Bogan: [...] He throws a right, a left, picks her up and slams her on her head.” The hosts analyze the dynamics of the fight, debating self-defense and gender perceptions in violent encounters. Brady concludes, “[27:25] Brady Bogan: I think too many ladies like that think the movies.” This segment provokes thought on societal norms and the complexities of road rage incidents, blending serious discourse with the hosts' characteristic bravado.
The episode features a video segment where the hosts describe and comment on various user-submitted videos:
Work Accident: A pallet jack mishap results in a semi-truck platform dropping, leading to a near-miss for an employee. Brady humorously critiques the worker’s alertness: “[24:00] Brady Bogan: [...] he just went shooting over the top of that. That's neat.”
Motorcycle Accident: A family motorcycle ride ends in a tragic head injury caused by a truck’s tailgate. Brady expresses frustration and emphasizes safety: “[25:41] Brady Bogan: [...] What hole are we looking in?”
Road Rage Incident Video: A reenactment mirrors the earlier story, with heightened aggression and physical violence. Brady reflects on the moral implications: “**[30:00] Brett: Tell me where I'm wrong. She hit me.””
These visual stories add a layer of realism and urgency, prompting listeners to consider the importance of safety and responsible behavior in everyday situations.
As the episode nears its end, Brady introduces a special guest: “[35:07] Brady Bogan: [...] we've got a guest that actually I want to talk to today. [...] Jeff Garland is here.” Jeff Garland, known for his role in Curb Your Enthusiasm, joins the show, adding star power and enhancing the episode's appeal. The hosts welcome him warmly, showcasing their rapport with notable personalities and providing listeners with exclusive content.
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor, local stories, scientific discussions, and viewer engagement. Hosts Brady, Brett, and Dick Toledo navigate a wide array of topics with wit and insight, ensuring a rich and entertaining experience for their Arizona audience. From critiquing dubious dental practices to celebrating innovative recycling methods, the trio maintains a dynamic and engaging atmosphere, solidifying the show's position as Arizona's #1 morning radio program.
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This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the June 20, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, providing a detailed overview for those who haven't tuned in while highlighting the show's engaging and multifaceted content.