Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: June 20, 2025 Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo Release Date: June 20, 2025

Introduction and Birthday Banter

The episode kicks off with Brady and Corey Walsh engaging in light-hearted banter about Corey’s dilemma in selecting a birthday gift for his father. Corey reveals that his dad recently stated he doesn't need a present, prompting a humorous exchange about the challenges of gift-giving:

• Brady (00:28): "Let’s go to the Kirby School of Gifting."
• Corey (00:43): "Everybody who you ask, what do you want? Says, oh, I don't. I've got everything."

Their conversation highlights the universal struggle of finding meaningful gifts when the recipient claims to have everything.

Guadalupe Squares: Celebrity and Political Jokes

The core of the episode revolves around the "Guadalupe Squares," a game segment where Brady and Corey discuss various celebrities and political figures, injecting humor and satire into each topic.

Larry David

The duo starts with Larry David, sharing jokes and mocking his interviews:

• Brady (02:09): "I heard Jeff Garland was not bad. Very good energy. Not bad."
• Corey (02:32): "I've never been on Fallon's show and enjoyed myself. Oh, my God, that's so funny, Larry."

Jimmy Fallon

Next up is Jimmy Fallon, where Brady humorously critiques Fallon’s show guest lineup and comments on a supposed cameo by Gwen Stefani:

• Brady (02:41): "We’re going to have Blake Shelton, Justin Timberlake, and then Gwen Stefani's kid as well."
• Corey (02:56): "Thank goodness it’s a cameo."

President Trump

The conversation shifts to President Trump, with Brady delivering an exaggerated and satirical impression:

• Brady (04:04): "I’m giving you two weeks notice. And then it's not gonna get you."
• Corey (05:29): "That's good to see."

Brady’s portrayal mocks Trump’s rhetoric, blending political commentary with humor:

• Brady (05:27): "We’re gonna finally get rid of those dirty Iranians. It’s a terrible thing."

Howard Stern

Howard Stern is brought into the mix, where tensions flare as Brady criticizes Stern’s show:

• Brady (09:31): "I have a, you know, baba. Bastards turned into a little marching cut."
• Corey (10:02): "How dare you."

Joe Biden

Joe Biden's appearance is marked by Brady's impersonation and playful teasing:

• Brady (12:13): "I was on that Jamaican show last. Filming that Jamaican show."
• Corey (16:13): "Viagra and other ED meds are not considered kosher. True or false?"

Brady engages in a mock debate, highlighting his comedic take on current political figures:

• Brady (17:08): "I'll say that is false."
• Corey (17:54): "You're alive. I'm shocked."

Interactive Caller Segment: Suicidal Tendencies and Slump Buster

Brady introduces a segment involving callers, adding layers of humor and chaos:

Suicidal Tendencies

• Brady (07:30): "How you doing, man? Going to the suicidal show tonight?"
• Corey (07:50): "That’ll save it for three minutes."

Brady’s enthusiasm for attending the "Suicidal Tenders" concert leads to comedic exchanges about meeting the band:

• Brady (08:17): "Maybe they'll let me go on stage to sing one of their songs."
• Corey (08:58): "Oh, you have fun, Tendencies."

Slump Buster Sale

The hosts discuss a "Slump Buster Sale," using edgy humor to describe the concept:

• Brady (14:09): "When you’re not doing well, find the fattest girl at the bar and have her, and then your slump is over."
• Corey (14:44): "We don’t want to hurt you there, sir."

The segment culminates in a chaotic call-in with two women trying to participate simultaneously, leading to Brady and Corey’s humorous attempts to manage the confusion.

Audience Engagement and Gameshow Style

Throughout the episode, Brady and Corey engage in a gameshow-like interaction, posing true or false questions to each other with humorous and often irreverent answers:

• Corey (16:13): "Viagra and other ED meds are not considered kosher. True or false?"
• Brady (16:20): "I’ll say that is false."

Their playful competition extends to guessing nicknames and answering rapid-fire questions, maintaining an entertaining and dynamic flow.

Closing Remarks: Upcoming Events and Final Jokes

As the episode wraps up, Brady and Corey tease upcoming events and continue their trademark humor:

• Brady (23:07): "We lost the first call, so we have a girl. All right, and then we can go blind."
• Corey (23:19): "Okay."

They briefly discuss Brady’s plans to attend the "Tendencies" concert, ending the show on a high note:

• Brady (19:14): "Go see the Tendencies tonight, man."
• Corey (23:09): "Better him in the mine than us, right?"

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brady (00:34): "Big plans. Where did you get him for his birthday?"
• Brady (04:04): "I’m giving you two weeks notice."
• Brady (07:30): "Going to the suicidal show tonight? I hate you."
• Brady (16:20): "I’ll say that is false."
• Corey (22:15): "To watch me leave."

Conclusion

This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" masterfully blends humor, political satire, and interactive segments to engage listeners. From playful debates and celebrity impersonations to chaotic call-ins and games, Brady and Corey deliver an entertaining morning show experience. Their ability to navigate various topics with wit and comedic timing ensures that both regular listeners and newcomers find the episode enjoyable and memorable.

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