06-20-25 - Guad Squares - Larry David - Jimmy Fallon - Trump - Gandolfini - Chaperone Brady - Howard Stern - Biden

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: June 20, 2025 Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo Release Date: June 20, 2025

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Introduction and Birthday Banter

The episode kicks off with Brady and Corey Walsh engaging in light-hearted banter about Corey’s dilemma in selecting a birthday gift for his father. Corey reveals that his dad recently stated he doesn't need a present, prompting a humorous exchange about the challenges of gift-giving:

• Brady (00:28): "Let’s go to the Kirby School of Gifting."
• Corey (00:43): "Everybody who you ask, what do you want? Says, oh, I don't. I've got everything."

Their conversation highlights the universal struggle of finding meaningful gifts when the recipient claims to have everything.

Guadalupe Squares: Celebrity and Political Jokes

The core of the episode revolves around the "Guadalupe Squares," a game segment where Brady and Corey discuss various celebrities and political figures, injecting humor and satire into each topic.

Larry David

The duo starts with Larry David, sharing jokes and mocking his interviews:

• Brady (02:09): "I heard Jeff Garland was not bad. Very good energy. Not bad."
• Corey (02:32): "I've never been on Fallon's show and enjoyed myself. Oh, my God, that's so funny, Larry."

Jimmy Fallon

Next up is Jimmy Fallon, where Brady humorously critiques Fallon’s show guest lineup and comments on a supposed cameo by Gwen Stefani:

• Brady (02:41): "We’re going to have Blake Shelton, Justin Timberlake, and then Gwen Stefani's kid as well."
• Corey (02:56): "Thank goodness it’s a cameo."

President Trump

The conversation shifts to President Trump, with Brady delivering an exaggerated and satirical impression:

• Brady (04:04): "I’m giving you two weeks notice. And then it's not gonna get you."
• Corey (05:29): "That's good to see."

Brady’s portrayal mocks Trump’s rhetoric, blending political commentary with humor:

• Brady (05:27): "We’re gonna finally get rid of those dirty Iranians. It’s a terrible thing."

Howard Stern

Howard Stern is brought into the mix, where tensions flare as Brady criticizes Stern’s show:

• Brady (09:31): "I have a, you know, baba. Bastards turned into a little marching cut."
• Corey (10:02): "How dare you."

Joe Biden

Joe Biden's appearance is marked by Brady's impersonation and playful teasing:

• Brady (12:13): "I was on that Jamaican show last. Filming that Jamaican show."
• Corey (16:13): "Viagra and other ED meds are not considered kosher. True or false?"

Brady engages in a mock debate, highlighting his comedic take on current political figures:

• Brady (17:08): "I'll say that is false."
• Corey (17:54): "You're alive. I'm shocked."

Interactive Caller Segment: Suicidal Tendencies and Slump Buster

Brady introduces a segment involving callers, adding layers of humor and chaos:

Suicidal Tendencies

• Brady (07:30): "How you doing, man? Going to the suicidal show tonight?"
• Corey (07:50): "That’ll save it for three minutes."

Brady’s enthusiasm for attending the "Suicidal Tenders" concert leads to comedic exchanges about meeting the band:

• Brady (08:17): "Maybe they'll let me go on stage to sing one of their songs."
• Corey (08:58): "Oh, you have fun, Tendencies."

Slump Buster Sale

The hosts discuss a "Slump Buster Sale," using edgy humor to describe the concept:

• Brady (14:09): "When you’re not doing well, find the fattest girl at the bar and have her, and then your slump is over."
• Corey (14:44): "We don’t want to hurt you there, sir."

The segment culminates in a chaotic call-in with two women trying to participate simultaneously, leading to Brady and Corey’s humorous attempts to manage the confusion.

Audience Engagement and Gameshow Style

Throughout the episode, Brady and Corey engage in a gameshow-like interaction, posing true or false questions to each other with humorous and often irreverent answers:

• Corey (16:13): "Viagra and other ED meds are not considered kosher. True or false?"
• Brady (16:20): "I’ll say that is false."

Their playful competition extends to guessing nicknames and answering rapid-fire questions, maintaining an entertaining and dynamic flow.

Closing Remarks: Upcoming Events and Final Jokes

As the episode wraps up, Brady and Corey tease upcoming events and continue their trademark humor:

• Brady (23:07): "We lost the first call, so we have a girl. All right, and then we can go blind."
• Corey (23:19): "Okay."

They briefly discuss Brady’s plans to attend the "Tendencies" concert, ending the show on a high note:

• Brady (19:14): "Go see the Tendencies tonight, man."
• Corey (23:09): "Better him in the mine than us, right?"

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brady (00:34): "Big plans. Where did you get him for his birthday?"
• Brady (04:04): "I’m giving you two weeks notice."
• Brady (07:30): "Going to the suicidal show tonight? I hate you."
• Brady (16:20): "I’ll say that is false."
• Corey (22:15): "To watch me leave."

Conclusion

This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" masterfully blends humor, political satire, and interactive segments to engage listeners. From playful debates and celebrity impersonations to chaotic call-ins and games, Brady and Corey deliver an entertaining morning show experience. Their ability to navigate various topics with wit and comedic timing ensures that both regular listeners and newcomers find the episode enjoyable and memorable.

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Transcript

[Brady]

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[Corey Walsh]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Brady]

What the hell is wrong with you? Look, we got through this Thriller. Hey, we did it mighty fast. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show. Once again, our own thriller, Corey Walsh has wandered in. You said it's your dad's birthday next week?

[Corey Walsh]

Next week?

[Brady]

Yes, next week. Big plans. Where did you get him for his birthday?

[Corey Walsh]

He said recently, oh, you don't need a gift for me. So I'm like, okay, what's the play then?

[Brady]

So you didn't get him anything?

[Corey Walsh]

Not yet. I might have been mine. We'll see.

[Brady]

Let's go to the Kirby School of Gifting.

[Corey Walsh]

Give me nothing.

[Brady]

Right? Everybody who you ask, what do you want? Says, oh, I don't. I've got everything.

[Corey Walsh]

Exactly.

[Brady]

They're still offended when you don't get them again.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm still brainstorming something.

[Brady]

I tried that once, by the way.

[Corey Walsh]

It didn't work.

[Brady]

Huh? People don't like it. You said, what did you want for your birthday? And you said, nothing. And I got you nothing. And I got you exactly what you asked for. And you're mad. It's like I told you just recently.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Megan's birthday didn't really get her anything. I heard this and then won $8,000 that night. And suddenly a cash gift seemed appropriate, like, if I'd have gotten her some cash that wasn't appro. Like, it has to. Anyway, $8,000. Somebody suddenly is, like, it's not insensitive anymore to give cash.

[Corey Walsh]

No, no. It changes the room.

[Brady]

It changes the entire room. He's right. Thrillers here. How much plasma is that?

[Corey Walsh]

Let's see. I'd be even.

[Brady]

Do you have to sell plasma to buy your dad a present?

[Corey Walsh]

No, no, I don't do that much anymore, actually.

[Brady]

That's terrible. Really?

[Corey Walsh]

If you did, I'd say it's about 100 a week. So 80 weeks, about a year and a half.

[Brady]

You go in there. You go in there real weak and just hand him a wrap. Present. Pour the wrap. Because you're so weak.

[Corey Walsh]

Still dripping.

[Brady]

Ew. Good Lord, no. Would you give him a pig heart? Oh, you're still dripping. I see. I thought the box was dripping of the plasma you gave to.

[Corey Walsh]

That's my dad's jumping at the box. Dripping.

[Brady]

I get it. All right, that's enough tripping jokes, all right, Thrillers.

[Corey Walsh]

Here.

[Brady]

That means it's time for your Guadalupe squares. Ladies and gentlemen, here's your host, Mr. Thriller Wall.

[Corey Walsh]

Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin. Top left square. We got Larry David to start things.

[Brady]

Pretty. Pretty good. I heard Jeff Garland was not bad. Very good energy. Not bad.

[Corey Walsh]

Have you guys talked recently?

[Brady]

We have conversations. Not again. He wants money. I don't ever answer the phone. I kind of leave that alone. But I gotta tell you, interview pretty good, Brady. It was. It was. Yeah. I've heard better interviews. Am I going to lie? That wasn't bad, though. Pretty good, Corey. I hope you get better.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm sure. Day by day, I'm told. And now it's gone over now to the top, middle square. Jimmy Fallon here with some news.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. This is it. Oh, my God, I can't believe it. This is Jimmy Fallon. How are you, Brady? It's great to see you. So good to be here. So great to be back to. Oh, my God. We get tonight we got Blake Shelton, Justin Timberlake, and then Gwen Stefani. Gwen Stefani's kid as well.

[Corey Walsh]

Thank goodness it's a cameo.

[Brady]

She's going to show up there's going to ruin the surprise. We'll have that. That's great, Timberlake. And then we're going to bring on Will Ferrell's going to.

[Corey Walsh]

Come on.

[Brady]

We're going to do baby pants again.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, okay.

[Brady]

Unbelievable. I have some news to break though.

[Corey Walsh]

What's that?

[Brady]

One of the people from Hee Haw died. What are. The Hee Haw people passed away this morning. The Hee Haw fans talk about Gaylord Sartain. I just like to break the news. I like. Look, there's nobody.

[Corey Walsh]

Hee Haw.

[Brady]

The Hee Haw guy, Nothing. I grew up on Hee Haw. So amazing. Do you know who Hee Haw is? He one of the dudes in the cornfield? He's one of the guys. Yeah. He was picking a degree. Oh my God, Brady, that's so good. Well, Brady, I'm gonna hire you as a race back in with Alan Barkins. Pretty good. Let's get Larry back in with his name jokes. I've never been on Fallon's show and enjoyed myself. Oh, my God, that's so funny, Larry. Okay, thank you, Corey. Good to have you on the show. But after I introduce you, it'd take you too long to walk over to the couch.

[Corey Walsh]

It would take a little bit.

[Brady]

Thank you. Good one, Jimmy. Thank you, Brady. I love you. Not ada compliant. Brady's the best. Qu. Toledo. Brady, they're having a moment. I'M sorry, Toledo. You can be on the show, too.

[Corey Walsh]

All right, now the top right square. We got President Trump.

[Brady]

It's exactly right. It's a tough week for me. I'm having a tough gun. Really have. Hi, Brady. How are you? Good, good. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. You're like a construction company between Iran and a hard place. If you look at it, it's. Yeah, you say Iraq and a hard place. We already. We already got them, Brady. I'm. I'm confused. I gave. I give those filthy people over there and I ran two weeks before I rain hellfire down on them and blow them to bits. I'm like a construction company, but I give them two weeks. Exactly. I give you two weeks. You know what it's like quitting a job? You gotta quit being Iran. I'm giving you your two weeks notice. And then it's not gonna get you. Celebrating July 4th this year, sir? This year. Fourth of July over Iran, United States, 249th birthday. We're gonna finally get rid of those dirty Iranians. It's a terrible thing. What a show. Look, I'm empathetic. I'm a good person.

[Corey Walsh]

Gonna do it all in one night.

[Brady]

It's Iran, Cory. We'll get rid of it in a half an hour. It's gonna. We'll be back. I just don't know what to do. I'm trying to be a nice guy. I'm trying to tell him, trying to warn him. I told you, don't do this. What are you thinking? I got my little friend. Oh, say hello to my little friend. His name is Bunker Buster. He's gonna be out there. He's gonna do his job. He's gonna get it done. Standby. Hey, he's on standby. He's waiting. Hey, the Archie Bunker Buster is what I call it. And it's gonna go down there. Rain hellfire over those people with those things on their heads. And moolah. Moolahs. Not a fan of moolahs.

[Corey Walsh]

Right after the parade, have it in action. That's good to see.

[Brady]

That's right. Had. Now we're going to use that stuff. We're going to do it. I'm not a moolah guy, but I like. I like American moolah. I don't like moolahs. I don't like them over there. Iranian moolah is not a fan. What do you mean, cut it off? Am I pissing off the moolahs?

[Corey Walsh]

Too many checks.

[Brady]

Too Many checks to write. The liberal cuck is telling me not to make fun of moolahs in America. Typical. Why don't you start a march? I'll buy the construction paper and the cardboard. And you can. You and your wife can march up and down the road. Got the signs at home. Sir. You know what I wanted. I knew this was true years ago. But Toledo is a. He's four the moolahs. I'm not much for moolahs. Not a moolah guy. All right, cut it off. He said Toledo. Of all people. Please stop talking. Mister. You think you're going to quiet me, you're wrong. Guess what? No kings. I'm still your president. So keep. Keep dancing there, cuck.

[Corey Walsh]

All right, now the middle left square. We got James Delini joining us.

[Brady]

Hey, tell them why. Tell them what I'm actually doing here. You know why. Right?

[Corey Walsh]

You're keeping the peace.

[Brady]

Keeping the peace is a one year. It's a year anniversary. My. My anniversary. When did I. Brett, you were Yesterday. You saw 2013. Of course I didn't die yesterday. Died. Right. Yeah. Yeah. What are you looking at over there, Cory? The Varsity squares? Let me a little respect around that, okay?

[Corey Walsh]

Okay.

[Brady]

Brett. Does it be more like Brett. Okay. I got some gabagool. I take a gabagoo for my anniversary. I appreciate that. I was in a movie. They cut me out of the movie. How you doing? The nerve. What's it called? See? Closer Be Father. Whatever it is. That's extremely loud. Doesn't matter. You weren't in it doesn't matter. They cut me out. So nobody saw it. Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

So how's one year in heaven?

[Brady]

It's been longer. It's been longer than one year. Pay attention. Do the math. Who is this kid? What's wrong with you? He's not an earner. That's why he's gotta give up half of his bone marrow to buy his dad a present. Goddamn. Shit.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, I hope they're treating you well now.

[Brady]

Everybody's treating me great. And of course, I'm in heaven.

[Corey Walsh]

Over. Now we go into the center square. We have chaperone.

[Brady]

Brady. That's right.

[Corey Walsh]

How you doing, man?

[Brady]

Going to the suicidal show tonight? I hate you. I know all the tunes of the Tendencies. All right? They call them. All the fans call them the Tendencies. That's what the fans of the band. That's why I'm going. Cause I'm such a super fan. I'm gonna put my headband on.

[Corey Walsh]

You're a tender.

[Brady]

I'm gonna go out there And I'm gonna do all their hits. Like hit you better. I love their hits.

[Corey Walsh]

That'll save it for three minutes.

[Brady]

You know, I'm gonna stop by raising canes and get a little Suicidal tenders. Box. Box. Before I'm going over there. Let me sell some chicken. Suicidal tenders out to the other tendency guys. Brett, you want to introduce me to the band since you're buddies? No. Yeah, come on. I want to meet the tendencies.

[Corey Walsh]

Show them your sauce, moto.

[Brady]

Maybe they'll let me go on stage to sing one of their songs. Like, what's that one? Ah, hate you better. I know all their hits. You know them all, huh? That's why I'm going. Name another song. Brett, you can't. You can't bring me down. That's right. You can't bring me down. Can't wait to see the guys. M. The other guys and the Tendencies. Mike and the. Mike and Peter. Mike and the Tendencies. That's what the fan club calls them. I'm the president of it. You can't be in it, Toledo. Do you know why? Ah, hate you better.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, you have fun, Tendencies.

[Brady]

I will. I'll see you there. Probably drop your rock face. Well. Cause I'll be on the stage looking at the crowd with the other tendencies. What are their names again? Mike and the Tendencies. The other guys. The other guys. Yeah. Toledo. Peter, let me get Toledo the sign. Wrap it up, cuck. You want to start tossing out the old wrap it up signal? I'll get it back. I get it back.

[Corey Walsh]

All right.

[Brady]

Now I want to bunker buster Toledo's little house.

[Corey Walsh]

Middle right square here. We got Howard Stern joining us.

[Brady]

I don't even know what I'm doing. Yeah. Why are you here today? I gotta tell you. Look, I've been listening to the show, and, look, it's. You know, it's a basic ripoff is what we're doing. Look. How you doing, Robin? Yum. There's Red Robin Bogan. I don't even know who you are. Like this new kid here. Like, he's bringing up the show and he's bringing it down at the same time. But I do know what we have here is a, you know, baba. Bastards turned into a little marching cut. Do you want to do a no kings march with Toledo Thriller? It'll take four days.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm kind of busy this weekend.

[Brady]

That's a proper answer there, Corey. No marching, no kings. You love your king. You love your king, don't you? You love your king.

[Corey Walsh]

You're a king now.

[Brady]

Well, you Said it, not me. I agree. But Corey says I'm a king now. And who might argue I love the handicapped.

[Corey Walsh]

Do you have a history?

[Brady]

And that's what I'm talking about. All these people love Donald Trump. I don't understand it. I'm with Toledo. I want to march with him all day long.

[Corey Walsh]

Let's do it.

[Brady]

We get out there and march together. You and me. Baba bastard. It'll be great. How many signs do you have? Brettle Juice, you come out in the march with us. There it is. In other words, Cory can't march.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, how'd you know?

[Brady]

I've seen you walk down the hall.

[Corey Walsh]

Look, I'd be at the same speed at this point.

[Brady]

If you were my marching partner. I would join Trump's team. I'd become Genghis Khan. If I had to march with you, it would be a nightmare. The Indians had a better walk. You're a one man trail of tears. Look, if you're gonna make me pay fines. You haven't heard anything yet.

[Corey Walsh]

Pretty much.

[Brady]

Here's a pen.

[Corey Walsh]

Going on over now to the Abuttalo square. Brady secret square. Give us a hint.

[Brady]

Hey, metal fans. All right. I'm 64 years old. I started a little band called Winger. What? Winger. The least like a character I've ever heard. Wow, Kip, that's dead nuts on.

[Corey Walsh]

I had him on the show and he forgot.

[Brady]

He was kind of a. Kind sissy. Very kind.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, we'll leave you to it. Don't hurt yourself.

[Brady]

You're the hardest version of Winger. I was going with Dave Mustaine there.

[Corey Walsh]

For a second, but I thought Maltley crew front man.

[Brady]

I didn't think Winger. Shut up, guys. Sorry. Well, I apologize. Sorry about that, Kip. Hopefully someone knows you. Hopefully someone can guess the secret square of guy who started Winger. Good luck. Good clue. Yeah, yeah. The clock is ticking on that one. Holmberg's morning sickness right on over.

[Corey Walsh]

Let's make our way down to the bottom middle screw. What's going on here? Biden, what are you doing here?

[Brady]

Hey, just wandering on.

[Corey Walsh]

This isn't your square.

[Brady]

They're just saying a reacher. There was in the movie Reacher. No joke, Brad. This isn't a movie set. A movie set. Hollywood Squares.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, we're here for squares.

[Brady]

It was the squares. Oh yeah, there's Larry. Let's go wander in his office. I was. I want to march with. With thrillers. That's the only time I'd be this.

[Corey Walsh]

You missed. That was last week.

[Brady]

Second fastest guy there. I've seen you sprint Sir. Yeah, I can run. I can do it. As long as there's no beach there.

[Corey Walsh]

And I'll say this. You fall like a champ. Have reference.

[Brady]

Yeah, you do, too.

[Corey Walsh]

I saw you in the hall.

[Brady]

Doing your Biden impression. Bry, good to see you. Good to see you. I was on that Jamaican show last. Filming that Jamaican show. I wanted on said J Crea, not Jamaica. J Crea. Which Jamaicans run around. That's Brady's crime sh. Creature. No. Yeah. No joke. I was on tv. Don't hurt yourself. No king. No king. You get it? None. Yeah, that's my son. He wanted on there. He said it was going in to play pool. I said there's no pool in there. He said, there's an eight ball. I want. I don't know what you thought. Toledo got upset at that because I was billiards fan. Of course Toledo got upset at that joke. It's because he made fun of your cuck son. I hate that guy. Clown.

[Corey Walsh]

All right, let's not hurt your brain too much here. Let's wrap things up with our bottom right square. Lord and savior Trip Reeb ye doing, sir.

[Brady]

He had another thing happened on the air that I didn't like.

[Corey Walsh]

Now what?

[Brady]

Fines. You're in trouble. You better go sell some plasma. You're not getting out of this thing unscathed. You're out. That's 100. Damn it. Anyway, good to see you guys. I'm. I'm tightening up around here.

[Corey Walsh]

All right?

[Brady]

Did you see downstairs? We got a slump buster sale.

[Corey Walsh]

What's that?

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's when you're not doing well, okay? You find the fattest girl at the bar and you her, and then your slump is over. And I've encouraged the sales staff with signs to do a slump buster sale. That's real. Have you ever had a slump buster there, Tripp? No. I didn't think so. What is a slump to you? An hour and Corey starts looking like a roasted turkey. Slump over. Yeah, and you'll be slumped over, too. I just find myself.

[Corey Walsh]

We don't want to hurt you there, sir, so we'll make it easier for you.

[Brady]

We lost the first call, so we have a girl. All right, and then we can go blind. Go blind. All right, who's on. Olivia is the girl. Olivia, are you there? Hi, dropout. This is Eve, the dropout. No, this is Olivia. She has to feel.

[Corey Walsh]

The guy dropped out.

[Brady]

Oh, who's the. Who's on the other line? This is impossible. Hello? Hello? Who's there? Say your name. You both get taken. Which one is using Nicholas Miller's phone? Olivia. Olivia. Okay, okay. And Joanne Kramer, are you there? All right, two girls. All right, everybody off the speakerphone. This is a nightmare. We've got two ladies. All right, Olivia, you're a girl. Pick a square. Go first. This will be the longest game ever. Top right. Well, give the phone to the guy, Olivia, because he can play now. Are you there? Hello? All right, yeah. You're playing now. You want to. All right, do you want. Who do you want? Mr. Trump? Exactly right. The man told the wife Trump. Just like what happened back in November 5th when the man of the house. If you are a man of the house, you said Trump and your wife did it. Unlike Toledo's house, which his wife said. I'll be right back to untie you. I'm gonna go vote now. All right, go ahead.

[Corey Walsh]

All right, I got a question for you here, sir.

[Brady]

I've got an answer. It'll be a good one.

[Corey Walsh]

Viagra and other ED meds are not considered kosher. True or false?

[Brady]

I don't know anything about that. Ask Bernie Sanders. That limp little Jew couldn't get it up if you paid him.

[Corey Walsh]

Need some scaffolding?

[Brady]

Well, I just happen to be here right now, Mr. President, and I could show you I got an erection. Just. Just fine. But you would have to leave the room because you are the antidote to a hard on.

[Corey Walsh]

Oligarchy is gonna sit there and take it.

[Brady]

Oligarchy? Brett says that I gotta scream it what you need to know. But wait, there's more. I just did a little onyx reference. Anyway, I don't know anything about Viagra because I get hot as. I get hot as rebar.

[Corey Walsh]

Good to know, sir. Thank you very much.

[Brady]

I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I get. I'm hard as rebar. Thinking about being hot.

[Corey Walsh]

Really into a sword fight.

[Brady]

I would sword fight you. That's for sure. I would work out. Just. I just know that for the ladies out there that want to know, I can still get it up. I'll prove it. And to the Jewish. I love the Jews. I love them. Great votes. Got a lot of great votes from the Jews. And I will let them know that my deal is kosher. That's all you need to know about me. It doesn't matter what my deal is. Kosher. I don't know about Viagra. I'll just take an educated guys, because I'm educated. Really. I know a lot. I know a lot about a lot, but I don't know a lot about Viagra. Say that it is not kosher. I'll say that is false. Hey, thanks for the Trump phone, too. I appreciate it. Brady got a Trump phone. You know, he didn't. Toledo. Toledo got a Mickey dial up party phone, and that's all he knows.

[Corey Walsh]

All right, so you were saying.

[Brady]

You know why he doesn't need a Trump phone? Because nobody wants to talk to him on the phone. So there's no point, no point at all. Just to call up, call him up and go, you're a cuck. And then hang up on him. All right, go ahead.

[Corey Walsh]

All right, so you're saying false. Now, do we agree or disagree here?

[Brady]

I'm going to disagree.

[Corey Walsh]

That is incorrect.

[Brady]

Then never disagree with me.

[Corey Walsh]

How dare you. All right, now over to Joanne there. Make your selection.

[Brady]

I'm going with Kip Winger. Right out.

[Corey Walsh]

There we go.

[Brady]

I'm not heading for High Ache anymore.

[Corey Walsh]

All right, okay. Now we're back to Olivia's.

[Brady]

Your word is done here, Kip. That's enough. Thank God.

[Corey Walsh]

Are you good?

[Brady]

Gotta go. Gotta rock him out. All right. Thank God. See you, Kip. Oh, boy.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, man. All right, we can do chaperone Brady for the block here.

[Brady]

We'll do that. That's right, chaperone. You going to the Tendencies tonight? I am. Yeah. I'm gonna be at Marquis Theater and I'm gonna be over there. Yeah, you heard me, bro. You'd be at the Marquis with me. We're gonna go see the Tendencies. I like to shorten it up. Call them the Stendencies. Just get that S out of the way. Stendencies. Which song do you want to hear? Brett, what's your favorite? War inside my head. Time, Time ticking like a bomb. Yeah, the Sui Tendies, I like to call them.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, let me. Let me borrow your wisdom real quick.

[Brady]

Go ahead. Go see the Tendencies, man.

[Corey Walsh]

So just three Cheetos will ignite a fire even in the wettest conditions.

[Brady]

Wait a minute. It got hard in this room quick. Looks like Brady just found his Viagra.

[Corey Walsh]

You hitting the ceiling?

[Brady]

Three flaming Cheetos. Wait a minute. Are you talking about the Flamin Hot Cheetos?

[Corey Walsh]

Just any three Cheetos. We'll start a fire if you light.

[Brady]

Them in your belly. If you don't have a Prilosec first. Wait a minute. You can start fires with Cheetos?

[Corey Walsh]

That's for you to decide. True or false?

[Brady]

That's survivor stuff right there. I'm gonna bug out. And now I can tell Ronnie. That's why I have all the Cheetos in case we need warmth in the. You're never gonna have any. Get out bag. Wow. I need to try this. I might try it tonight at tendency. The issue for you is saving three. That's true. Getting down to three and like, ah, do I eat them or do I light them on fire? I think we both know where this is gonna end.

[Corey Walsh]

Maybe three will fall.

[Brady]

Priorities. Priorities. First, man, those Cheetos gotta get in my belly. Then I'll swallow a match and I'll stay warm. That way I'll say, Cheetos don't light on fire.

[Corey Walsh]

All right, you're saying false.

[Brady]

Flamin hot Cheetos don't even light on fire.

[Corey Walsh]

For the blog here. Do you agree or disagree with False.

[Brady]

I will disagree again.

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, so that is your correct. X gets a square. It's a block.

[Brady]

Holy cow, it's a block.

[Corey Walsh]

You're alive. I'm shocked.

[Brady]

All right, girl. Go. Joanne.

[Corey Walsh]

Joanne.

[Brady]

Yes. We'll go above Kip. The middle. What is that? Left?

[Corey Walsh]

Yes. Galfini.

[Brady]

Now I'm just above Kip. It's been that long I've been dead, and now I'm just remembered as the guy above Kip Winger. So disrespectful to you. Completely disrespectful. Good earner. And I tell you right now, I'm not. I don't think I'm ever coming back here again. But you've. I don't want a circus you're running around here. But it's. Well, go ahead. Ask me the question.

[Corey Walsh]

All right. The U.S. postal Service processes more than 9,000 pieces of metal.

[Brady]

What was your nickname in high school, Corey?

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, I didn't have one. Nothing until Friller.

[Brady]

I bet you did.

[Corey Walsh]

I never got told that.

[Brady]

Nobody told you, but it was. I could tell you what I think it was.

[Corey Walsh]

What? Thumper.

[Brady]

Virgin. Ah.

[Corey Walsh]

You were there.

[Brady]

That's because you're running such a. A shoddy operation. Running. I'm sorry I had to give you a little grief. Give me a little grief. You know, sometimes you gotta. Sometimes you gotta, you know, give it a little smack. Just let you know you're still alive. All right. Go ahead.

[Corey Walsh]

All right. The U.S. postal Service processes more than 9,000 pieces of mail per second. True or false?

[Brady]

Government job. U.S. post Office Quality stuff. There's no way that's true. I'll say that's false.

[Corey Walsh]

All right, you're saying false there. Now, do we agree or disagree? Joanne?

[Brady]

Agree.

[Corey Walsh]

That is correct. Searle gets the square.

[Brady]

She's the winner. Let's just let her win. Your other nickname around the building. At least nobody ever told you your nickname around here.

[Corey Walsh]

Besides the Thriller.

[Brady]

No, Cory Cakes. Oh, because we like the way you walk away. You're easy to catch. And you're usually walking away from us.

[Corey Walsh]

To watch me leave.

[Brady]

That's right. Everybody likes to watch you walk away. All right, let's get out of here. I'm done.

[Corey Walsh]

All right?

[Brady]

My anniversary, my debt. I ain't got the whole weekend to celebrate with this idiot. All right, let's get the hell out of here. Let's be done, shall we? Corey, tell your dad. Is it next weekend?

[Corey Walsh]

Next weekend.

[Brady]

Oh, okay. So we'll have time to talk. You got time to shop, too?

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, maybe. I'll ask him.

[Brady]

Maybe six days of plasma so you can get pretty nice gifts. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

He said he wasn't interested in a present. Yeah.

[Brady]

Has that ever been true in your life?

[Corey Walsh]

Not till now. But he said this time somebody.

[Brady]

Somebody hands you a wrapped gift and you're like, no, thank you. I'm not interested.

[Corey Walsh]

Well, not me.

[Brady]

Larry David Thriller over here. Jesus. Wow. Wow. It's pretty good. Pretty good. All that. I don't know what. Pretty good, though. Not bad. I enjoyed that.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm sure I can find something for it.

[Brady]

Him, mine.

[Corey Walsh]

Something fine.

[Brady]

Oh, like Jesus Christ, man. Want to do a mine, Pay him for some gold? I mean, better him in the mine than us, right? I mean, let him go first.

[Corey Walsh]

Okay.

[Brady]

If he doesn't come back, or if he comes back, straight up and down. The mine isn't safe. Let's get the hell out of here. That's it. Nobody's doing suicidal tendencies tonight at the Marque. And Brady will be there. Yeah, it's happening. That's it. Larry's coming up next. He's got a chance for you to win $3,000. It's Larry's excellent adventure. This show is just silly as can be. Stupid as can be as well. We'll see you Monday. I guess that's it, right? Let's see. Jeff Garland. Yeah, go see Jeff this weekend. That's it. We're done. Have a great weekend. We'll see you on Monday. Right here in the morning Sickness by Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock. Radio stat. This is Michael with Restore My Civil Rights. This fourth of July, as we celebrate freedom and the birth of our nation, ask yourself, are you truly free if past convictions are still holding you or a loved one back? It's time to reclaim independence. At Restore My Civil Rights. Our attorney helps Americans like you reclaim what was lost. I did it, and so can you. To fight for your rights, visit restoremycivilrights.com or call 855 GUN RIGHTS and book a free consultation today.