06-23-25 - Did The 40 Hour B2 Bomber Flight Have A Toilet And Stewardesses And Can We Say That - STL Cards Broadcaster Chip Caray Misspoke On Flag Day Disability Hat Read And Should The Disabled Be Proud To Be That

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Detailed Summary of Episode 06-23-25

Podcast Information:

• Title: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
• Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
• Description: Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show on 98 KUPD, aiming to entertain, question, and challenge listeners.
• Episode Title: Did The 40 Hour B2 Bomber Flight Have A Toilet And Stewardesses And Can We Say That - STL Cards Broadcaster Chip Caray Misspoke On Flag Day Disability Hat Read And Should The Disabled Be Proud To Be That
• Release Date: June 23, 2025

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1. Operation Midnight Hammer and the B2 Bomber Flight

The episode opens with a discussion about a recent military operation dubbed "Operation Midnight Hammer." Bret Vesely elaborates on the operation, highlighting the impressive payload of the B2 bomber.

• Brett Vesely [04:24]: "Yes, Brady, the B2 has a toilet, a microwave, and a mini fridge. The entire flight was 37 hours."

The hosts delve into the technical prowess of the B2 bomber, questioning its stealth capabilities and discussing its features that allow long-duration flights without detection.

• Brett Vesely [50:28]: "It's a wrap, basically, that the radar gets absorbed into. Like if it gets hit by a radar, like something trying to find it."
• Dick Toledo [51:05]: "That's what you're talking about on the side says radar absorbent."

This segment emphasizes American engineering achievements while acknowledging the ethical debates surrounding military advancements.

2. Flight Attendant Terminology Debate

A significant portion of the episode revolves around the appropriate terminology for flight attendants, sparking a debate among the hosts.

• Brett Vesely [04:26]: "They don't call them loaded with Hot Pockets. Hostesses, I believe, is the name."
• Dick Toledo [04:37]: "Do they have flight attendants? A couple of hotties said."
• Brett Vesely [07:00]: "In the olden days when we hired the hot ones, they're like, you want to be a stewardess? Heck, yeah. It's prestigious and, like, cool."

The conversation highlights the shift from terms like "stewardess" to more inclusive terms such as "flight attendants" or "hostesses." The hosts express mixed feelings, often resorting to humor and sarcasm.

• Brett Vesely [07:14]: "Stewardess. I'm nobody's stewardess. Oh, I'm a flight attendant or a hostess. An air hostess."

3. Disabled Pride Night and Flag Controversy

A critical and contentious segment of the episode focuses on "Disabled Pride Night" and the introduction of the Disability Pride Flag at a Cardinals game. The hosts question the necessity and appropriateness of such an event.

• Brett Vesely [16:30]: "You're gay pride. You're not special because you can't walk and you're gay."
• Dick Toledo [17:40]: "So they're handing out 50 that day."

The discussion becomes increasingly insensitive as the hosts mock the concept of combining disability pride with LGBTQ+ pride, questioning the existence and representation of disabled homosexuals.

• Brett Vesely [22:11]: "Cause I'm curious. I've just gotten one. I don't know if it's right or not."

This segment reveals the hosts' lack of understanding and empathy towards the disabled and LGBTQ+ communities, leading to offensive remarks and perpetuating harmful stereotypes.

• Brett Vesely [29:21]: "I'm a heterosexual man. I tried being gay for a while and I just couldn't do it."

4. Discussion on the Broader LGBTQ+ Community

Continuing from the Disabled Pride Night discussion, the hosts venture into broader territories, making derogatory comments about the LGBTQ+ community, particularly targeting disabled individuals.

• Brett Vesely [30:37]: "They want to be treated just like anyone else."
• Brett Vesely [32:13]: "If some girl, like, in a bikini rolls up to my place... it's the disabled gays. They have to get their crutches in their hands just so to bend over all the way without getting tipsy."

The conversation underscores the hosts' offensive stance, using inappropriate language and making demeaning jokes at the expense of marginalized groups.

• Brett Vesely [33:08]: "Disabled gays get premium backdoor parking."

5. Technical Insights on the B2 Bomber

Shifting back to technology and military hardware, the hosts provide a detailed analysis of the B2 bomber's features, emphasizing its stealth capabilities and engineering marvels.

• Brett Vesely [53:53]: "Where's the galley? Everything about it goes against traditional flight."
• Dick Toledo [53:44]: "Was that the microwave dinging again?"

Despite their informal and humorous approach, the hosts deliver informative content about the bomber's design, such as radar-absorbent materials and stealth engineering.

• Brett Vesely [51:46]: "It's a cool little model. Where's the microwave?"
• Brett Vesely [50:33]: "Where can a guy take a make Hot Pocket."

6. Broadcast Mistakes and Controversies

The episode touches upon broadcasting errors related to sensitive topics, sharing anecdotes about on-air mistakes and their repercussions.

• Brett Vesely [15:57]: "I thought maybe it happened before the Castellanos thing because the bets went up on him hitting a home run."
• Brett Vesely [27:04]: "Tom Brennaman for CW Sports. The worst phrase I thought I'd ever say in my career."

The hosts discuss instances where broadcasters misspoke, particularly concerning the Disability Pride Flag, leading to unintended humorous or offensive content.

• Dick Toledo [20:19]: "So the hat has flag and braille."
• Brett Vesely [21:04]: "We have to, because there's a huge price break if we get anything below 50."

7. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts reflect on the discussions, often blending humor with controversial opinions. They reaffirm their stance on various topics, maintaining their signature irreverent style.

• Brett Vesely [48:42]: "I thought it was cool. I thought it was great. I'm a proud American."
• Dick Toledo [56:08]: "The Online Committee podcast 16 Years of NFL Trenches Experience…"

The episode concludes with advertisements and shout-outs to other shows and promotions, staying true to the show's format.

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Notable Quotes:

1. Brett Vesely [04:26]:
   "They don't call them loaded with Hot Pockets. Hostesses, I believe, is the name."

2. Brett Vesely [16:30]:
   "You're gay pride. You're not special because you can't walk and you're gay."

3. Dick Toledo [51:05]:
   "That's what you're talking about on the side says radar absorbent."

4. Brett Vesely [29:21]:
   "I'm a heterosexual man. I tried being gay for a while and I just couldn't do it."

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Summary:

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the hosts navigate through a mix of military technology discussions and highly controversial social topics. Starting with an in-depth conversation about the B2 bomber and its operational capabilities, they transition into debates over the terminology used for flight attendants, revealing their often insensitive perspectives. The centerpiece of the episode is their contentious discussion on Disabled Pride Night and the Disability Pride Flag, where they express offensive views towards the disabled and LGBTQ+ communities.

Throughout the show, the hosts intertwine humor with provocative commentary, leading to a blend of informative content and insensitive remarks. Their approach underscores a pattern of challenging societal norms, albeit in a manner that many may find offensive and divisive. The episode concludes with reflections on broadcasting mistakes and final promotional content, maintaining the show's characteristic blend of irreverence and controversy.

Note: This summary reflects the content as presented in the transcript and does not endorse or support the views expressed by the hosts.

Transcript

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[Brett]

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[Larry McFeely]

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[Brett]

Visit valleytoyotadealers.com Toyota Let's Go Places. Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com There you go. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. And that is Katie and the Hobbs getting you started on Monday here on the 23rd of June, officially on the on the backslide of 2025, we have started the second half over the weekend. That's when that officially made the transition into, oh, we're getting closer to Christmas. We're now closer to Christmas than we are further away from last Christmas. So, yeah, suck on that stat for a second because that's painful. It's nuts. Oh, I gotta save that one. That's a. So no reason at all. Swinging Brett. This one says, I'm no Trump supporter, man. It's a great goddamn time to be an American bomb. I ran like, all right. This is what I'm. This is the America I grew up in. We're all angry at that. That's why James Bond movies were so great. That's why Rocky IV was like a blockbuster. It wasn't even a good movie. We just liked having an enemy that we could point at. And Iran. That was the best. You knew it immediately who you're mad at when you dress the dude up with that big gray beard, you're like, that's the guy. I know who they're representing. The ran.

[Byron]

Maybe he's gonna pull another one out now. He's gonna be, yeah, taking on the Iron Chic or something like that.

[Brett]

Fantastic. Operation Midnight Hammer went well. And now Operation Iron Sheik must die. It's just WWE everything. I love it. I love it. Yeah. Someone said, hey, every time you say Operation Midnight Hammer, we should have Rico Blaze show up. No, there's no reason to bring him back into the party with this. This is a good thing. Says Chancellor. What an amazing weekend of American badassedness. One of those 14 bunker busters we threw along with 30 Tomahawk missiles per bunker. Operation Midnight Hammer. What a name. All hail our king. Oh, boy. And now you've done it. And it says, whoops. President Trump signed Mike. All right, don't do that. You're just. You're being as bad as they are with their marches. Is trying to piss him off. And they're easy to piss off. They've got signs. Anger. Yeah. So over the weekend, they dropped. Just some information. The things were dropped. 14 of those 30,000 pound bombs. Amazing. And yes, Brady, the B2 has a toilet, a microwave and a mini fridge. The Entire flight was 37 hours.

[Byron]

And a mini fridge.

[Brett]

And a mini fridge for.

[Byron]

You know, they're flight attendants, too.

[Brett]

Yeah. They don't call them loaded with Hot Pockets. Hostesses, I believe, is the name. Now. You're very.

[Byron]

I thought flight attendant was okay. Stewardess is bad.

[Brett]

I think all of it's bad. Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Byron]

Make up your God.

[Brett]

Put my sign up. Angry. Angry at Brad. Angry. My Mexican flag. I'll just wave it at you every time I'm upset.

[Dick Toledo]

Do they have flight attendants? A couple of hotties said.

[Brett]

Are you okay?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. No, I'm not.

[Brett]

What's wrong? Are you all right? No. It's like the last thing he said. He's taking your words as suggestions on things he should talk about. It was like, huh. Nobody was. I was reprimanding him for saying. I don't think you can call them that anymore. I think. I think that's out too. I think they're hostesses. Airline hostesses. As far as you can go with that. Now I gotta Google flight assistance. I gotta see what they don't know. You can't. You better be careful. It's hostesses. Even if they're men, they're still flight hostesses. It's not worth the risk. And you don't make me break out my angry sign. They'll be down there marching with people who hate Palestinian, Israeli relationships. And then Iran and Mexico and then flight attendants. Yes, you can call them that for now, but it's sketchy because I'm hearing hostesses mostly now. That's the one we're sticking with because we can't offend them. That's. A group of people have been through too much.

[Byron]

What? Flight attendants?

[Brett]

Oh, my God. I can't. How dare you? All the marching that they did to get rights and voting. Remember when we wouldn't let flight attendants. I mean, hostesses vote. I can't believe they're uppity and we listen. Stewardess. Oh, I am no one's stewardess. I'm like, no, that's your job, you dumb bitch. Go get me a drink. They had. They haven't. They've had zero struggles in their lives at all. None. You know when they started getting mad? When they stopped hiring the hot ones. The hot ones were fine.

[Byron]

I got mad, too.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's when all of us got mad.

[Byron]

I mean, let's just so everybody.

[Brett]

Everybody started butting heads on planes because. Stewardess. I'm nobody's stewardess. Oh, I'm a flight attendant or a hostess. An air hostess. You've had plenty of hostess. I've seen you with the hostess. That's probably true. You're probably a king at the hostess fest.

[Dick Toledo]

I see they stopped doing weigh ins.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, I guess you don't have to fit down the aisle anymore. Then they started getting lippy. My life's too hard. I Don't like the name. All right, what do we call you? Chunks. Not that, of course.

[Byron]

Then we get to just call them what they are. Flying whores.

[Brett]

Yeah. Can I call? In the olden days when we hired the hot ones, they're like, you want to be a stewardess? Heck, yeah. It's prestigious and, like, cool. The hot ones. Life was easy. They never knew to complain. Now, you know, we should call them as bunker busters, because I understand they weigh 30,000 pounds, too.

[Dick Toledo]

Margot Robbie and Christina Ricci are in that Pan Am.

[Brett]

Margot Robbie, One of those?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it's. It's like five Seasons. Watch a couple of those.

[Brett]

Is she in that?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I don't remember that.

[Byron]

I don't either, but now I may go back and watch.

[Brett]

I remember in Catch Me if youf can when Leonardo DiCaprio would hide behind all the hot girls and then he'd hire hot chicks from the high school to go because it was like a prestigious job to be a stewardess for. Can't even say it. And now flight attendants kind of on there.

[Byron]

Those setjet ones that. That they had over there.

[Brett]

They just have a moment of silence for the set yet. Broads. Damn it. That still hurts. That. That's not a thing. Set yet. It figured out.

[Byron]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

This guy says, man, listening to the podcast on Saturday, and dude emails in and says he's got triple digits worth of broads. I don't remember that. We're having a conversation. Some guy said he had over 100.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, I do. He's talking about.

[Brett]

You remember it? You can't even know when he says the last sentence. I'm not trusting you right now. Says he said he had triple digits in women. And Brett right away goes, yuck. Really, Bert? Good for him, because I'm in that club, too, and it's great. I'm still counting, baby. I don't know saying that either, but it is worth saying. It is gross. It's disgusting. Because that basically means, you know, there's no way you're 100 for 100 on the way they look, you've hit some slugs in that. Any guy that. No way, bro. No way. No, no, no.

[Byron]

All 10.

[Brett]

Your volume, not quality. All flight attendants, your quantity, not quality. Don't do it. They're going to march down here with their Mexican flags and tell us they're mad. Call us something else fat. Stop it.

[Byron]

What were we talking about with the triple digits?

[Brett]

I don't remember, but it's the same thing as when a girl brags about how Big her boyfriend or husband's wiener is. And I just like, look, all you're doing is telling me that you're an Arby's Big Montana down south. Nobody needs to hear about how big the D's you've had. That's ridiculous. Same thing when a dude brags about having over 100. Your quantity, not quality. You've hit some awful stuff, and it shouldn't count. Like, how many of them were good? 13. That's a high percentage. If 13% of your 100 kills is. That's. That's way too high. So I'm not a big fan of guys that are like. I'm way into the hundreds. I'm like, ugh. I can only imagine my first reaction is the same as yours, Brett. Blech.

[Dick Toledo]

And you got the Gene Simmons and Chamberlains of the world.

[Brett]

No, they're different because they were getting the cream of the crop, throwing themselves at that they could. Average Joe Dan the emailer. He's at bars picking up whatever's left. And probably when we were talking about slump busters because of the. I bet you we were talking about that. I've had over a hundred. I think that was it. Because I'm like, gross. I've had over 100. And you don't. Don't knock it till you tried it. Like, I'll knock it all day. I'm not trying it either. I know I don't like the taste of dog. I'm not gonna try it. Just in case it's good. I'm pretty positive I'm right about that. So Brett is right. I'm gonna side with Brett. So the second you start bashing Brett for saying yuck, just know that might have been me. I've had over 200 partners. I'm like, yeah, what? I'm like. Statistically, you're. You're swinging at a lot of hogs. Oh, no, man. I just. It's not one out there I don't like. That's what I'm talking about.

[Byron]

Quarter to two in the morning, bro.

[Brett]

They all look good laying down or facing the other way. Brett just. It's a picture of a. The 19.

[Byron]

No, that wasn't me. No, that's Toledo.

[Brett]

Look at that 70s. Back when they were hot. And you could call them bring back stewardess Jill.

[Byron]

That's what I want.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that Margot Robbie?

[Brett]

No, no, no. Maybe. I don't.

[Dick Toledo]

I think it is. Yeah. That is. That's her from the.

[Brett]

That's not Pan Ami. That's somebody else. It is telling You, Brett, will let you be the judge. You've jerked off to Margot Robbie multiple times. I'm saying that's a girl in a Pan Am outfit. I don't think that's her face.

[Byron]

I think that is her.

[Brett]

Is it? I don't have to look either way. It's hot. Yeah. See that? No matter what, Jill downstairs, she was the winner of. She's in the lead for our Slump Buster sales contest because we name things after horrible, horrible urban dictionary stuff. And nobody here is wise enough or aware enough as managers to recognize what they've done is stupid. And then. So Jill was, of course, we recap that. The winner of the sales contest from two months ago, the Big Cleveland steamer rim job. She got a free ride around Lake Erie on a Cleveland steamer, but just on the beaches, so we gave her a rim job. But the good thing is she got to see it through Indian goggles because she won a pair of those as well in our Big Cleveland steamer sales contest. They're in the middle of the Slump Buster contest right now downstairs, and Jill's leading again, and she hasn't even been here for a week. It's impressive.

[Byron]

Don't even know what it is. Like, I was talking to Jen Gardner. She had no idea. She goes, what's what? What's the slump bus?

[Brett]

You explain it to him, and they all are like, ah. Again, I've explained it to almost all of them now. And they tell me to shut up, and I just like, okay. You wander around saying those words, you're gonna look like nuts. But Jill used to be a stewardess back in the day, and she used to do international flights, and Jill's a very pretty lady, and so she'd fly around doing her thing. Don't call her a stewardess. Even still to this day, she hates it. I'm like, why? What's wrong with that word? It implies that I'm your servant. Hate to break it to you, but in that particular instance, you are. What else are you doing? Well, I'm there for safety. I'm like, I'm not leaning on you for safety. You're £100. No.

[Byron]

What are you gonna do?

[Brett]

Nothing. Move.

[Byron]

Bring me another cocktail.

[Brett]

You're my serv. I mean, stewardess is the nice thing. I should call you. I don't want to be anybody's slave. Well, then you should quit your job, because this is technically slavery. You're getting paid for it. I don't know how you compare the two. You can't call them stewardesses because it's offensive. I don't know why. It doesn't make any sense. This is pretty fun. I'm going to play something for you and I'm just going to let it. I'm going to let it happen as it happened on broadcast television. Is exactly how this went down on broadcast television. Okay. All of it. This yesterday. Okay. It was Saturday. Saturday Disability Pride night is Thursday, July 10, and with a theme ticket, fans take home a Cardinals cap featuring the Disability Pride flag and Cardinals in braille [e-mail] Theme Toledo I told you to beep it 31 seconds before they came back on the air longest because why that one? Yeah, people were trying to figure out what they were doing. They were laughing. There's no doubt in my mind. Skip Carey of the St. Louis Were they laughing or they were laughing? No, they know they were laughing. They're probably a little nervous, but they were laughing. He had to beep. I had to delete it because Toledo beeped. I told him, beep the bad word. He said disability flag, but he left the L out. And then he corrected it quickly and said, get your disability flag. And he moved right through it, smooth as silk. There's something. Something. Check out Homework's Morning Sickness podcast at 98kupd.com all right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Head north to catch Michael Longfellow sets Friday through Sunday at the Desert Ridge Improv. The east side features Jonathan Kite this Friday through Sunday at the Tempe Improv. And from Breaking Bad and better Call Saul Famous, the multi talented Lavelle Crawford performing Friday and Saturday night downtown at Stand Up Live for the complet lineups.

[Byron]

And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com.

[Brett]

And tempe improv.com Holmberg's morning sickness was.

[Byron]

Brennaman high fiving him at that.

[Brett]

Brennan is sitting there. Well, I suppose he should apologize now. Now what's odd about that is I was watching a game on tv, a different game. The I believe it was the the Phillies and the Mets, I think were playing. And as I'm watching, Nick Castellanos hit a double and I actually said, I wonder what horrible just happened in the major league baseball to a friend of mine. And about an hour later, I don't know if the times lined up or not. Here's another thing.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought maybe it happened before the Castellanos thing because the bets went up on him hitting a home run.

[Brett]

Oh, did they yeah, that's very possible.

[Byron]

Fanduel just went through the room.

[Brett]

He got a double. And I thought at that moment, Castellanos had a nice deep drive. Probably something awful just happened. If it's been a. What the is a disability pride flag?

[Dick Toledo]

Have no idea.

[Brett]

Wait a minute. You can't have all that if you're disabled and gay. You're not proud of both of those things. I mean, it's not.

[Dick Toledo]

It is an interesting point.

[Brett]

You're just a disabled gay. You're gay pride. You're not special because you can't walk and you're gay. Most gays can't walk Sunday morning anyway. They're almost all disabled by something over the weekend. What the hell is a disability pride flag? It's different than a pride flag and the disabled have a flag. Now, what is disability flag?

[Dick Toledo]

Why wouldn't you be together on that?

[Brett]

I mean, I understand that you're proud because you're disabled. You can accomplish things, but there's not like dis. That's like having ALS pride. It's not. It's not something people want. I'm proud of it. You are? Are you trying to cure it? Hell yeah, I'm trying to cure it. Did you fix it? Thanks. Nobody, Nobody is cancer proud. Nobody is AIDS proud. You're trying to fix it. Like if they came up to a disabled guy and said, I'm a doctor and I can fix it, they would be like, no, I'm proud of this wheelchair. And like, no, you'd fix it. There's no pride in it. There's like a current situation.

[Dick Toledo]

So they're handing out 50 that day.

[Brett]

How many disabled are there?

[Dick Toledo]

Right, because even if there were, I mean, even if the hetero fried disabled didn't go to that game, there's probably 200 seats. Maybe there's more.

[Brett]

Yeah, if.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't think so. You know the disabled seats in a.

[Brett]

Stadium, how many gays are there in the disabled area?

[Byron]

How many games take.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's what I mean. How much. How much planning went into printing. We need about how many folks actually think we'll need. 10. I think you're overshooting it by like 8. I don't think there's that many disabled gays.

[Dick Toledo]

I guess there could be more. If you're thinking the gates that you owe go down to the lower level. There's those bullpens.

[Brett]

How many of them are gay, though?

[Dick Toledo]

I know. Out of that.

[Brett]

Yeah, out of all the disabled.

[Dick Toledo]

That's why they're selling the night before.

[Brett]

Here's you got to roll in a bunch of disabled gays.

[Dick Toledo]

You might not want to go.

[Brett]

Yeah, Cardinal fans, we're very specific. This night is for. Look, talk to some people. We need as many disabled homosexuals as you can. No, no, we don't mean go make them disabled. We're saying currently either born that way or already disabled. Don't disable. This is going to go sideways. We're looking for a bunch of disabled gays. Yeah. Missouri was like, we can take care of that for you. We'll disable gays all day long if you let us. How many flags for the disabled gays were given away that night? My guess is one. If a percentage of the population that's disabled, I'll go over 10. You think there were 10 homosexual disabled? Yeah, I only see maybe 50 to 60 disabled at a game in the first place.

[Dick Toledo]

I think you had seven that were there and three that decided, I'm in.

[Brett]

All right, so there's three of them that are like, you know what? I didn't even know we could do that. I'm gonna start sucking one of those. Okay. I see. Brady said this is Brady's idea. That that night was like, you know what? That's not a bad idea. I think I want to. I want to get thrown out of this chair and have somebody try to blow me hard because the girls aren't working. I didn't know and I knew that there's homosexuals who are disabled. I just. I have to imagine that the percentage is so low we can't have a. A night for it. Then they have their own flag, which shocks me. Here. Here's the. Here it is again. Only you can hear about it. Disability Pride night is Thursday, July 10, and with a theme ticket, fans take home a Cardinals cap featuring the disability pride flag and Cardinals in braille. [e-mail] Theme and they laugh for 31 seconds. The mics are off. Ambient noise.

[Dick Toledo]

So the hat has flag and braille.

[Brett]

Ye. Jesus Christ. I didn't even catch that.

[Byron]

Yeah, he said the braille part.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's that. Disability Pride night is Thursday, July 10, and with a theme ticket, fans take home a Cardinals cap featuring the Disability Pride flag and Cardinals in braille. Wow, I didn't catch that part. So you're gay, blind, and you can't move. I guess disabled and blind, they count it together.

[Dick Toledo]

So that ups the amount of flags.

[Brett]

The production. Look, we've had. We've had ideas to print T shirts, and they're like, if we can't sell 100 of these. We're not printing them. I can't imagine the idea around that table is like, you think we'll get rid of a hundred disabled braille cardinal hats for gay guys?

[Dick Toledo]

We have to, because there's a huge price break if we get anything below 50.

[Brett]

I think maybe they accidentally printed up a bunch of braille cardinal hats with rainbow STL in the front. We're like, well, we need to come up with something to get rid of these.

[Dick Toledo]

Watch out. You find out that the braille was wrong.

[Brett]

Yeah, it just says on the hat, hey, wheel me around to a punching distance where I can hit. I can't see him. So just what is a disability pride flag?

[Dick Toledo]

Well, yeah, we're. We're just immediately thinking, you know, wheelchair.

[Brett]

It's got a wheelchair.

[Dick Toledo]

But blind, deaf.

[Brett]

Oh, that's disabled. Like, you're disabled for that. You got that right. Yeah. That falls into.

[Dick Toledo]

There's more lids going out there.

[Brett]

I just don't. I don't know. And then, of course, you get to. People say, being gay isn't a disability, is it? Yeah, see, you're just. You're just adding too many questions. Now, I'm q. I'm also curious. I'm not bi curious, but I fit your flag right now. Cause I'm curious. I've just gotten one. I don't know if it's right or not.

[Byron]

This is the one I found.

[Brett]

Where it's just the. It's the. It's the rainbow flag with that triangle on it. Oh, that's the hat. Oh, yeah, I was right. They. They just made rainbow STL and then put braille on the bill and then cardinals on the side.

[Dick Toledo]

But where's the.

[Brett]

And then. And then afterwards, you get the disability pride flag that's on the hat, too. Oh, it's on the other side of the hat. If they flip it, you might be right. It features the disability pride.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, there's no flag. It just. It's on the. On the hat.

[Byron]

So people are saying what each color represents.

[Brett]

I don't want to know any of this. I'm not going to remember it anyway. The.

[Dick Toledo]

What happens if you just came out of a procedure?

[Brett]

What do you mean?

[Byron]

You apply that, too.

[Dick Toledo]

You know, got the handicap license plate or the parking.

[Brett]

Oh, you're going to get better.

[Dick Toledo]

Temporarily disabled.

[Brett]

You're temporarily. I think there's a.

[Byron]

Return the hat when you're done.

[Brett]

I think that's. No, I think that's a temporary disabled pride flag. I'm not. I don't think it just Says temporary use only on it. It. I don't know. No offense to the disabled, but if they cured it, would you still be proud to have it or would you get cured?

[Dick Toledo]

Then you step into the regular Flag?

[Brett]

I have. Then. Then you. You almost did it. That would have been awesome. They. People are mad and they want to suspend Skip Carry. At least the announcer is Harry Car's grandson. They want to suspend Skip Kerry for. For making a goof. Come on, stop it. Look, you speak for a living. You're going to struggle with two words, flag and country. Both of them knock us around like crazy. I mean, they do every time.

[Dick Toledo]

Throw in pride.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. And you're looking at the rainbow and you're like. Your brain's like, don't say. Don't say disability. Pride. Flag. Damn it.

[Dick Toledo]

What if it was on the card?

[Brett]

Oh, if it was written down, he's in trouble, but that'll fire somebody else. But I guarantee, people are like, what were they doing for 31 seconds? I bet they were crapping their pants. I guarantee you laughing hysterically. Have you ever seen Skip Carey, his shirts unbuttoned to his belly? Like, it's like he's Brockmire.

[Byron]

So he's like, Harry.

[Brett]

Oh, he's worse than Harry. He's a lothario. He looks good. He's got. He's just this. He looks like Gavin Newsom's dirty brother. He's kind of just. Skip Carey's got his shirt all unbuttoned. It's got chains.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought they showed him in the booth that day.

[Brett]

He. If anybody's gonna look. If anybody's gonna appeal to disabled gays, it's that guy. He's. He's night. He. He smells like scotch and cigarettes. He just looks. Everything about him is strange looking now. And he saw that flag, you know, a. You gotta rattle through a lot of words that make you giggle if you miss them. And 31 seconds, those dudes were laughing their asses off. And probably at the end, the producer's like, do we apologize? And Skip Carey's like, f. No. Act like it didn't happen. Once I get my composure back, we're going right back to baseball. And they were right. You can goof if you say, you know, instead of flag. It's reasonable. Just keep trucking. Keep. They teach you that in broadcasting school. You make a mistake, keep trucking. No backwards momentum. We're not hitting reverse here. We're going forward.

[Dick Toledo]

They should have him in the booth with the hat on.

[Brett]

What it would look like In a wheelchair just to be one of them.

[Byron]

Oh, man.

[Brett]

Oh, that's Chip Carry, isn't it? I think he's dead.

[Dick Toledo]

That's Skip.

[Brett]

Chips. Dead Skip. Then it's Chip Carrie who did it because he's the Cardinals guy. I get their names confused. I think Skip's been dead or. Yeah, I think his dad's been gone for. He used to be with the Braves. Yeah, this is Chip Carry, not Skip Carry. There's too many of them. They named each other stupid names, so you can't. Chip's a riot. I hate the Cardinals with a passion. Chip is a riot. He sits in that booth, all right. Sexed up. He looks like he just got sex, but he's from Anchorman. His clothes are the big collars, and sometimes he wears necklaces and he's unbuttoned. It's just this furry salt and pepper chest hair. Welcome to Cardinal baseball. He just hates being in St. Louis, even though that's his family's like, place to be. It's where it all started for Harry. Now, you know, the prodigal grandson returns and he says what his dad and grandpa used to say all the time, which is the homo F word. It's funny. See, I almost said something horrible. Did. Yeah. But they want to cancel him. Like, people are mad and I'm like, who? The 11 disabled gays that were offended he made a mistake. Try saying country on the air a few times. I guarantee you you're going to bounce one because your brain tells you not to. You don't even know it's in there. It's subconscious. It's in the back of your brain all the time.

[Byron]

I'm not doing it. Yeah, I'll screw it up.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. Stay away from it. If you need. If you. Unless you have to say it.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, let's hope that.

[Brett]

Boy, oh, boy, Brady. Here we are again. And I just want to let everybody know. Tom Brennaman for CW Sports. The worst phrase I thought I'd ever say in my career. I say all the time now. Tom Brennaman, CW Sports. What the happened here, by the way? Just want to let you know, it was disabled night at the Reds ballpark the night I said it, too. So I was just trying to appeal to the. Wearing the flags and the wheel and everything else. Man, I tell you what. I said that word four years ago, and I haven't had a decent job since.

[Byron]

Tom, you're a trendsetter.

[Brett]

I started. That's right. You're absolutely right. If it wasn't for Me, there wouldn't be proud disabled homosexuals. Nothing better in your life than waddling around, taking it in the ass and then getting put back in a chair. Nothing better than blowing a guy and then saying, hand me my crutches. It's hard for the disabled gays. They have to get their. Their crutches in their hands just so to bend over all the way without getting tipsy. I'll wave that disabled flag like nobody's business. There's something. Something. Check out homework's morning sickness podcast at 98kupd.comberg's Morning Sickness. I've never even heard of it. I didn't know they were thinking about it. And yet there they are doing it. And I'm the one who can't work. Tom Brennaman, CW Sports.

[Dick Toledo]

And now WLW Morning.

[Brett]

All that Brady. That's right. Are you WLW Mornings. 1580, Cincinnati's lowest rated sports radio station. 700am 700, remember AM. I'm on it. And you can say all day long there. Nobody hears it. I'm the proverbial tree in the forest. Brady. If Tom Brannaman says on 700am, does anybody hear it? And the answer is no. Anyway, good luck to all you rolling homos. If you are gay and disabled and in a chair you are. You gotta embrace rolling homos. That's hilarious.

[Byron]

Set a new band name that they're playing.

[Brett]

Katie.

[Byron]

Kb.

[Brett]

Look, I'm not gay. I'm a heterosexual man. I tried being gay for a while and I just couldn't do it. I never acted on any of it. I thought it would be a better way. I certainly look at Doug Hopkins. Doug Hopkins just moved into his new house, sent me a picture of his pool. And it's the most beautiful infinity edge pool I've ever seen. And I'm like, damn it, Doug and I were homosexuals. I could be. It would be amazing the income the two of us could pile together.

[Byron]

Man.

[Brett]

Hundred percent. Because we're both men. It's just disgusting to think of that sexual act with Doug Hopkins. I was born this way. I wanted to be gay for a while. And still deep down, I think I might be. I just can't do the blowing and the pumping. But as a heterosexual, I know one thing is true. I would never. A disabled woman in the ass I couldn't do. Has nothing to do with her gender. I just could. Not a disabled woman right in the butt. I can't. It's mean. It just seems wrong. So disabled gays, if you're an able bodied homosexual. Go find another able bodied homosexual and stop these disabled gays. That way if they can't feel it.

[Dick Toledo]

They want to be treated just like anyone else.

[Brett]

Nobody wants to be treated like that. Yeah, I want to be treated though. Don't my butt. If I'm paying the fines. You haven't heard anything yet. That's a rule I live by, Brady. I stand in this room and I stare at all of you. If ever I use the. Lose the use of my limbs in any way, shape or form. None of you. And I mean it. It's the 11th Commandment. Thou shalt not my disabled bottom.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll slap that braille hat on you.

[Brett]

You'd be reading you're going to jail in braille on the side of my hat. I think it's mean to gay bounce a disabled guy. And we're not talking about like, you know, he's got like. Like Thriller. Imagine that. How easy is that to get him? He can't get away. If Thriller was a homosexual, he'd be a disabled gay. And I think it's mean to him. He's weak.

[Byron]

I just can't get the image of you and Doug Hopkins in his infinity pool with this playing in the background.

[Brett]

No, I'd be all over it. That pool is enough to make me think about it. If it wasn't for the hair I'd be pulling out of my teeth for the next next seven months. Dudes have carpet. But if I was gay and he was gay, I'd make a strong push on him. If Doug told me I'm homosexual, I'm like, all right, that's a hell of a fool. I think I'm homosexual too. And I. I think I love you.

[Dick Toledo]

Yesterday I didn't know. On the way to local legends of bar Brett's Matthias Bar. There's a billboard on main street as Doug Hopkins. Yeah, Number one buyer mobile homes.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's the one. He hit his keg under this year. Yeah, this would be. There would be so much ass play at Doug's house if we could tolerate it, but I can't. But I'll tell you this. Between a disabled woman and Doug Hopkins and somebody said you gotta bang one to survive. If it was like a saw game. I'm hammering Doug. At least he's. At least it's not mean he can fight back. Some of this in Spanish and got that Mexican flag out. Yeah. I didn't know there was a disabled movement for homosexuals. I'm sorry. You guys have been through a Lot. That's the most oppressed group ever. If you're black, disabled and gay, you should have your own state. And I talk about segregation. I'm talking about, you guys own a state. It's your whatever you want. Everything's gold. Free medical care. Hi, my name is Dquan. I'm a homosexual and I cannot use the lower half of my body. We need. You need a flag. You need your own house. You need all sorts of cool stuff because this is a dude free house of P town. You have been through it, my man. Who's wearing that hat? And is it appropriation if I put the disabled gay flag hat with braille inside on, and I'm straight and I'm mobile, I'll get letters from the disabled. They'll be scrawled out in some sort of a way, hardly able to read them. But I'm a gay disabled man.

[Byron]

Get that checkbook ready.

[Brett]

Yeah, I'll start. I'll pump out some checks. They deserve it. Gay disabled people go, we've been through a lot. I'm like, I'm with you. I agree. Can I march with you? I mean, roll. What do you guys do?

[Dick Toledo]

Every one of them.

[Byron]

We're rolling 60s.

[Brett]

If I even tried to put that together right now. Gather all the gay disabled and only gay disabled. We're going to have a march. There'd be eight people outside. There aren't that many.

[Dick Toledo]

And Palestinian flags.

[Brett]

And there'll be a Mexican flag. No, no, you guys roll home. This isn't disabled immigrants. Come on, pay attention. Read the fine print. See? No, you're not. Are you gay? See? Oh. All right. Put your flag down. I didn't know. I didn't know there were disabled gays to, you know, necessitate a night at the ballpark. I find that to be. If I was looking at my calendar at the beginning here. It's hat night. It's bat night. It's free ice cream, helmet, disabled gay hat night. What?

[Dick Toledo]

And who did they bump? Yeah, because they think about things every night. They got, you know. You're planning the year out.

[Brett]

Yep. All right, what are we looking at? June 21 is open. What about disabled homosexuals? The hell is that? Well, there's probably four or five of them around here in St. Louis.

[Dick Toledo]

And you know what? We're going to take out the cleft palate.

[Brett]

They're hard to look at. I don't like looking at. They're like the real bad one, and we can't do it. This skip will go crazy up there. There. Chip Whatever. Which one we got disabled Flag Knight on the hat. And then they laugh for 31 seconds. And of course they did. It was a goof. And it's an uncomfortable laugh. It's a darkness you can't not have. You have to live your life with that kind of stuff. People make, you know, verbal goofs. It happens, and you can't get mad at them for it. Remember that one girl on the. It was Michelle Beadle when she was doing her show on ESPN and she accidentally said half of the N word instead of. She was trying to say Nick, I think. And it came out. And one of her co hosts goes, oh, you're done. She goes, oh, shut up. I made a mistake. It was the slip of the tongue. I didn't mean it. And they can't get on me for that. And he goes, oh. And they started laughing. The two black guys were laughing their asses off because they knew. She's uncomfortable. It was hilarious. She's still working. She didn't mean it. It's all intent. There was no ill will in Mr. Carey's goof.

[Byron]

That sound like the A's announcer.

[Brett]

The A's announcer got bounced. Because if you're going to talk about the Negro Leagues, get it right.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I was saying. Let's hope Chip doesn't go to go.

[Brett]

To Kansas City, because let me tell you this.

[Dick Toledo]

A three game stand.

[Brett]

Flag.

[Byron]

The Royals Flag.

[Brett]

Yeah, Flag and the homo F word are mighty close. Negro. And what that guy said, aren't. They're not Brady. You're. You're. Your brain saying, don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Because you're. Because you know it. He said. And he went full. It didn't slip. And then stop. It was the. And he called it.

[Byron]

It was a hard R, too.

[Brett]

He called it the League hall of Fame.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

And he's sitting next to UConn Cornelius because that dude looked like an 1800s.

[Dick Toledo]

Prospector who turned into Casper the Ghost.

[Brett]

After that. He just had this smiling. Am I gonna get fired for sitting this close to it? He didn't fix it. He didn't apologize. He said it. And then he's like, oh, no, I said the thing. That one was different than Flag. And you can see where you'd accidentally do that, although it's just poor timing. But again, and the subject. It's a lot of don't say it. It's. It's putting your announcers in bad spots. All right, Chip, here's tonight's Copy Disabled flag Knight for homosexuals. Yeah, it's the disabled flag, guys. Come on. Is that a real thing? That's not a real group. You're trying to make me mess up. I find out every day there's something new.

[Byron]

There's Yukon.

[Brett]

Yeah. Oh, that's the. There's the picture of Glenn Cupper and whoever the guy is with him Oakland days. And the other dude looks like he's, you know, straight out of Lord of the Rings. He's, like, down there fighting with the orcs.

[Dick Toledo]

I want to go back to my shire.

[Brett]

Is this edited?

[Byron]

No.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Byron]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Brett]

Because I know that one ain't right. And you don't dance around that one. That one. You can't. You can't play with that one.

[Byron]

And look, he even made it to the new announcer. Like, he held on to his job, and now they got the girl.

[Brett]

He didn't do anything. He just sat next to him. Well, he said it. Not me. Get rid of him. But his face when that happened, when he said that. N word League hall of fame. And then he looked at the camera and he looked at his partner like, did you hear? Everybody heard it. Everybody heard it. Yeah. You can't have that. You can't have a Confederate soldier sitting next to an old man with gray hair. Have the N bomb slide and not expect somebody to lose their job. Disabled pride flag. You're dancing with the devil. There's. And I'm all for. I just think it's mean to bang. I mean, moderately disabled a little bit. Depends on how disabled you are. But I think if you're enabled, you have to be equally disabled and homosexual to have sex with each other. Because I just think if. I just think of Michael and Troy and the things they do to each other. Somebody with a spinal cord injury, they don't need to be in that house. Let's see. If I. If I see anyone rolling up to Michael and Troy's house on a Friday at like, five or six at night, I'm calling the cops.

[Dick Toledo]

Cops.

[Brett]

Because what's about to happen to that guy should be illegal. And it should happen the same way with me. If some girl, like, in a bikini rolls up to my place, if the.

[Dick Toledo]

Ramp comes down on the minivan.

[Brett]

Yep. And the side of it says, rolling hookers and, like, here we go. No, you can't have it. It's mean to have sex with disabled people. It's just mean.

[Byron]

Of course you're gonna get them. What if DUA was disabled?

[Brett]

I'd do It. No, I wouldn't. Her legs would get all weird and crooked.

[Byron]

Do whatever you want with them then.

[Brett]

That's what I'm talking about. I don't want it to be a. A real doll. I guess I like my. I guess I like my ladies to have the ability to escape because that means if they didn't, I did something right. A lady in a chair, she can't. She's got to tell you to put her back in the chair so she can call a cab. Like you have to help her leave. It's the worst nightmare. I don't. Tell me one guy that wants to try to. Like she can't get out of bed and all you wanted to do is go home. Disabled Pride. Nobody's got that.

[Byron]

And blind, too, because it's umbrella.

[Brett]

That's disabled, too. And you can have sex with the blind. I still wouldn't do it. I think it's. I just. I can't Not. Not going down those roads. But I don't think. I gotta be honest. I don't think anybody's that proud of their disability. I'm not proud of my nose just because I have it. My nose is a hindrance to my life. It's awful to have my nose. I'm not gonna sit around and say, busted up, giant, ugly nose. Pride. If they could cure it, I'd get cured. If it was reasonably priced or covered by insurance. It's something. Something. Check out homework's morning sickness [e-mail]'s Morning Sickness. Great. Now blind people are getting grouped into this nonsense of LGBTQ xyz. Next thing you know, Puerto Rican homeless drug addict Night's gonna be at the ballpark. That's from our blind listener, Sean. He doesn't want to be in this mix. And this guy. What are you doing taking a blind guy to the ball game? Stay home and don't take the risk of getting hit in the face with a ball. That's true. I went with my friend Brian, who was just high, and the foul ball I didn't catch hit him in the stomach. He can see and catch and do stuff, and he still got plunked in the chest. Disabled Pride knot. Just. Just Pride night. Just because you're disabled doesn't make you extra special. Gay. Gay with cherry.

[Dick Toledo]

Been happening the last, you know, several years because this the first time I've ever disabled gays.

[Brett]

That's the first time anybody.

[Dick Toledo]

Pride Night hat.

[Brett]

Oh, you never. Yeah. Pride Night's been going on up all night.

[Dick Toledo]

Disabled Pride Night.

[Brett]

Disabled Pride Night's brand new to everybody. Even the disabled gays were like, what? We have a night? Or I should say, he said, what? I have a night? Yeah, it's. It's not a thing. It's just another thing. We have to tiptoe around, and I ain't gonna do it. You're disabled and you're gay. Great. You're just. You just get pride because I'm supposed to treat you normal, right? I'm not supposed to look at you and go, he's gay and disabled. Because now I'm being a jerk for that, too.

[Byron]

If you're disabled and gay, clap your hands.

[Brett]

They can't.

[Byron]

That'd be the organ at the.

[Brett]

All right, fans, on your feet. Except, well, nevermind. So it says, you're an idiot, Jewburg. It's pride for the disabled, not the disabled gays. No, it's not. It's a rainbow flag. You're wrong, Nathaniel. You're the idiot. Juberg was right. It's disabled pride now. They made a rainbow logo out of isn't again. Then I'll just say who's proud of it. Disabled gays get premium backdoor parking. All right, thank you, Peter. Stop it. You're not funny, audience. You're hilarious. It is. It is. It's disabled. It's not just. And you can't start throwing pride in if that guy thinks he's right. Nathaniel, you can't throw the word pride on top of the disabled because you make the gays, man. This is disabled Pride Night. They have a rainbow flag on the hat and then Braille on the side of it. And don't go peacocking around if you're disabled. There's nothing to be super proud of. We're trying to fix it. There's no way. Cory's doctors are like, you should just be proud of this. What are you coming to me for? Well, can you fix it? No. Where's your pride? I want to be better. I want to walk without this giant limp and, like, not fall down in the hallway every third day. Be proud of. Just be proud of falling down a lot. Nobody's proud of that. Cory's not proud of his walk. He accepts it. That's different. Als. Matt's not proud of his illness. He wants it fixed. I'm tired of pussyfooting around the topic there. We go to Sons games, and they. They got Pride Night coming up here this Friday at the Diamondbacks game. And you know what's funny about that? When I was at the Diamondbacks game, With Hopkins and his family. His parents were in front of us. And I said, Mr. And Mrs. Hopkins, I have something to tell you. And his dad turned. I goes, what is it, John? He always says my name. And I actually really like that. And I said. And I pointed to the big board in the stadium, and it said Pride Night, June 27th. And I said, doug has asked me to come to that night night, just the two of us. And his dad goes, I knew it. And we just started. And we started laughing. And then his mom said, doug should be so lucky. I said, that's nice of you, ma' am.

[Dick Toledo]

Major night.

[Brett]

Yeah. Next time I your son. I'll think of that. Anyway, Pride Night. Like me being proud of this face. John's got this weird face. Pride night. Yeah. All right. You can't be proud of everything. Sometimes there's stuff you're like, yeah, I want to get this fixed. Cracked windshield. Pride Night. No, no, no. Nobody's proud of it. We all trying to get it fixed. Call New Vision. We'll get it fixed. Once choked on a chunk of steak at Texas Pride Night. I'm not proud of it. It was an awful day. I had a horrible time. My lowest moment is not something I should embrace with pride because it makes me weak. And you can't go tossing the word pride into other things because the gays will be like, you better be talking about us gays own rainbows and the word pride, period. End of story. Lions are even like, don't call us prides anymore. There's too many guys coming by fighting us the bears. Anyway, what do you got on the big board of musical treats there?

[Byron]

All right, wake up. Songs brought to you by Action Ride Shop. Weather's dropping down a little bit, so now is the time to hit those trails. And no better place to get started. Then, of course, Action Ride Shop, brand new location right there by the Hawes trail. Because Haas trailhead is great right there on power Road. And McDowell picks up a new pivot. Santa Cruz, Rocky Mountain. You name it, they got it. Or just go to the OG Store right there on Gilbert Road, and Southern Josh and the boys are going to.

[Brett]

Take care of you. You know what's funny? We make fun of it all the time, but Susan, our sales lady on Thursday, said, somebody clean up the nuke box.

[Dick Toledo]

That was the Kaiser.

[Brett]

Okay. Susie did okay. Either way. Both of them. And Trump did.

[Byron]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

Maybe he took that a little too literally. The nuke box say, I get it. I see what you're saying. I'm doing it. I'm gonna do it. By the way, the girl was trying to say nuggets and inserted an I instead of a U. When? And then the other guy, oh, you're done. And she goes, you know, come on, you two, knock it off. She still got a job because thank God people were normal and understood she didn't mean anything maliciously. Malice that plays a part in all this. What do you got on the list?

[Byron]

It's all pretty much this weekend. Slayer War Ensemble, Tom Petty, Free Falling, Gore Bring back the Bomb, Destroy everything from hate Breed war inside me Hell yeah. Death blooms from mud vein Blue eyes are cult don't fear the reaper for Iran Motorhead the bomber Run to the hills Maiden peace sells Nothing remains from Chimera, boom from pod. And Bombshell from Power man.

[Brett]

Bombshell by Powerman5000. That one's got the most. It's very dancy and fun and fits exactly what what we did this weekend, which was Operation Midnight Hammer, which I love. Midnight Hammer should be like some private investigator show on cbs. Tuesday on Midnight Hammock, the son of Mike Hammer is now a PI.

[Dick Toledo]

Just think they had to make the call even earlier than that being 37 hour flight.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. No, they don't look the day the second he said, I don't know, I'll give them two weeks for diplomacy. They had already fueled up. Unleash the crack and let the hounds go. We're done. It's time for Operation Midnight Hammer. That's right. I even have a guy who I paid to record the sounder 98 KUPD's Operation Midnight Hammer. I don't know what that first part was, but. All right, let's go find the jets. I was reading about the B2 bomber this weekend and the. And I was like, I'm dumb, right? Keep that in mind. But I thought to myself, how in the world. Because we can see. Because I watch a lot of OP live when they have overhead drones now, they send down footage with heat sensors to find bodies in the woods. And so they had a good episode on Saturday. Guy got hit in the head with a thermal rock.

[Dick Toledo]

Thermal?

[Brett]

Yeah, like thermal image. And they look through the woods for a heat. Like they get a sign of like a body's got hot. And they do that all the time. It turns orange or blue and they'll show the body. And like, how does the plane not have like a heat signature? How does the stealth bomber get away with that? They buried the engines inside the wings. They're not outside. Ah, how does that work?

[Dick Toledo]

And it blocks the heat.

[Brett]

You got no idea. But it doesn't. Yeah. The engines are not exposed. And then around the engines are these. Yeah, there's no trail. That's the crazy part. It pumps out this cool nonsense. So there's nothing that is glowing on the plane to give a heat signature. These things. You look into this thing, and if you're not amazed by American ingenuity, immediately afterwards, you hate it here. This plane is. I never really dove into this. The B2. It's ridiculous.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a cool little model. Where's the microwave?

[Brett]

Where can a guy take a make Hot Pocket.

[Byron]

Where's the galley?

[Brett]

Everything about it goes against traditional flight. Like, it's like a. It's like. It's like a 787 for. That's not true of size of engine. But it's. And then it's wrapped in this giant wing. Nothing about it seems like aerodynamically possible. And where they bury the. The engines, they're inside these capsules that. That they never give a heat thing.

[Dick Toledo]

Diffuser.

[Brett]

It's incredible how. Because that's if dummy like me thinks, well, wouldn't it be glowing red on some of those thermal things? Nope. They figured that out too. And its skin absorbs radar so it doesn't bounce off it. Like, as radar tries to hit it, it goes and sucks it. Like it went straight through. And so it doesn't bounce back and give a signal that something there. Incredible. Incredible. And Brett's got a picture one pulled up with all the inner workings on. It's so cool.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what you're talking about on the side says radar absorbent.

[Brett]

It's incredible. It is. Yeah. It's a. It's a wrap, basically, that the radar gets absorbed into. Like if it gets hit by a radar, like something trying to find it. And. Because my question was, how do commercial airliners. If it was in the air for 40 hours, its maximum height is 47,000ft. And the maximum height of a jumbo jet airliner is 45,000. Although they don't fly there too often. Unless it's massive storms. Then you get shaky. If it gets above that, this thing's just a little bit higher than those. So I'm sure somebody was coming back from Italy and landing in. In Philadelphia, and they had to be aware of it. But this thing doesn't communicate with any towers. Doesn't radio communicate on the plane. It sends out nothing. It's like an air submarine. And. And I wondered how in the world do the modern technological advancements in commercial air travel. Not pick up that there's a stealth bomber within, you know, a little bit of them.

[Dick Toledo]

And then.

[Brett]

And they don't need a payload. Right. That kind of weight. It's incredible. They can carry up to a million pounds. They weigh like 790,000 pounds by themselves. An average commercial 787 is 850,000 pounds. It's incredible. This thing can tote around. It gets the two bombs. It can either take 30 Tomahawks per or two bunker buster takes 60,000 pounds of bombs. Incredible ingenuity at its peak. Human achievement like beyond your imagination is all wrapped up in that thing. And it's 20 years old.

[Byron]

It's only two crew members on that thing too.

[Brett]

Then they don't talk for 37 hours. They communicate with computers and like an internal thing. They try to keep it down as much as possible because any. Any sort of noise that's extra.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, keep it down up there.

[Brett]

Like it picked up. Flushing Brady running back and forth to the fridge, popping open Hot Pockets and Hostess.

[Dick Toledo]

Was that the microwave dinging again?

[Brett]

Enough with the cellophane Bogan. Come on. That's where the Twinkies are. You want me to eat the cellophane? What are you, a dumbass?

[Byron]

Fold down cots? High calorie meal packs.

[Brett]

Yeah. It's crazy. Crazy.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett]

So hate America. Love America. Do whatever. Respect the hell out of that thing. It doesn't have to drop bombs to be amazing. I know you hate it because it's a war machine to the people who hate it. It. But think about the like, all the things that we probably benefited from from them dicking around and inventing this deal. Because I'm sure it trickled down and go, oh wow, that can be like. We can throw that into vcrs or DVDs and just over the last 25 years just advanced everything we've got exponentially because they were screwing around with this engineering. It's amazing. And once they buried those engines and they cost two and a half billion dollars each to make, there's a reason why they're awesome. I thought it was cool. I thought it was great. I'm a proud American. I don't necessarily agree with everything that politicians do, but shutting Iran up is finally. Jesus Christ. I've had enough of them since I was 6. I remember when the first ayatollah that I knew about Khomeini died and they walked him down the street in one of those crazy Iranian funerals and he fell out of the box. It was awesome. All Americans cheered. You don't. Oh, it's great. It's all over the Internet if you want to find it. Yeah, they were chanting like death to America and toten. That's how they do funerals for their, their religious leaders. And they're walking around the road and hundreds of thousands of people are out in the streets. And then he spilled out of the box. We'll get him. We'll get him. It's Bombshell Powerman 5000. It's 98 KUPD USA, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98.

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[Brett]

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