06-23-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 06-23-25 - Full Show - Monday

Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogan, Brett Fesler, Dick Toledo
Release Date: June 23, 2025
Platform: 98 KUPD (97.9 FM, 98KUPD app, www.98kupd.com)

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1. Weekend Recap and Introduction

The show kicks off with a lively discussion among John Holmberg and his co-hosts, reflecting on the past weekend's events. John introduces a new term humorously coined as "Operation Midnight Hammer," setting the tone for the episode's blend of humor and edgy commentary.

John Holmberg (05:47):
"The best thing that happened this weekend is I have a brand new name for sex. Operation Midnight Hammer."

2. Operation Midnight Hammer and Iran Bombings

A significant portion of the conversation centers around "Operation Midnight Hammer," which metaphorically refers to recent U.S. military actions against Iran. The hosts reminisce about the 1980s attitudes towards Iran, comparing past and present sentiments.

Brett Fesler (03:20):
"We blew up some Iranian stuff, which is great. I have always been of the thought that Iran... has been a prick my whole life."

The hosts express a strong pro-American stance, discussing the effectiveness and moral justification of these military actions. They critique modern media coverage and commend the U.S. military's precision.

Brett Fesler (12:35):
"Operation Midnight Hammer went well. And now Operation Iron Sheik must die."

3. Protests and Flag Confusion

The discussion shifts to local protests observed over the weekend. The hosts are frustrated by the mix of different national flags at a singular protest, which they believe dilutes the focus and intent of the demonstrators.

Brett Fesler (06:27):
"Know what you're mad at and focus, because that's just. That's enough."

They emphasize the importance of clear messaging in protests, criticizing individuals for bringing unrelated flags, which they feel undermines the protest's purpose.

4. Disabled Pride Night and Controversial Jokes

The conversation takes a controversial turn as the hosts discuss "Disabled Pride Night" at a local ballgame. Brett and Brady engage in inappropriate humor surrounding the topic, making offensive remarks about disabled individuals.

Brett Fesler (55:01):
"Cook for your kids by taking care of them. They deserve it."

John Holmberg (78:05):
"What if Duo was disabled?"

This segment includes insensitive jokes and reflects a lack of awareness and respect for disability issues, highlighting the show's tendency towards edgy and controversial humor.

5. Technology and AI Insights

Amidst the banter, the hosts touch upon advancements in technology, particularly focusing on AI's role in various professions. They discuss the necessity for professionals to understand AI, suggesting additional training in educational curricula.

Brett Fesler (104:04):
"But you still teach them all the knowledge of every, say, doctor again, everything they need to know without AI and then teach them AI for a year before they can be done."

6. Sports and WNBA Politics

The hosts transition to sports, critiquing athletes' involvement in political matters. They focus on Natasha Clark from the WNBA, mocking her call for the impeachment of Donald Trump and arguing that sports figures should focus on their athletic performance rather than political activism.

Brett Fesler (93:07):
"She's the only good thing. But you don't have a voice, WNBA, just, you know, practice your free throws and layups and stuff and stop worrying about political geopolitical talk."

7. Human Trafficking Awareness

Addressing serious issues, Brady discusses human trafficking in Phoenix, urging listeners to be vigilant and prepared. He promotes ReactDefense.com as a resource for self-defense training against such threats.

Brady Bogan (117:00):
"If you're worried about stuff like it exists in this world, don't consider yourself paranoid. Just consider yourself unprepared."

8. Listener Interactions and Q&A

The episode includes interactions with listeners through emails, where hosts Brett and Brady respond to personal dilemmas. Topics range from relationship issues to professional challenges, though responses often veer into humor and insensitive advice.

Brett Fesler (128:46):
"You can't even know when he says the last sentence. I'm not trusting you right now."

9. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As the show nears its end, the hosts briefly discuss upcoming events and promotions. They maintain their characteristic humorous and irreverent style, signing off with advertisements and teasing future content.

John Holmberg (125:50):
"And we'll end there."

Brett Fesler (155:31):
"That's it for us. We're done. Have a great Monday."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• John Holmberg (05:47):
  "Operation Midnight Hammer"
  (Introduction to the weekend's main discussion)

• Brett Fesler (03:20):
  "We blew up some Iranian stuff, which is great."
  (Discussion on military actions against Iran)

• Brett Fesler (06:27):
  "Know what you're mad at and focus, because that's just. That's enough."
  (Advice on protest messaging)

• Brett Fesler (104:04):
  "Teach them AI for a year before they can be done."
  (Suggestions on AI education for professionals)

• Brady Bogan (117:00):
  "Don't consider yourself paranoid. Just consider yourself unprepared."
  (Human trafficking awareness and self-defense)

• Brett Fesler (93:07):
  "She's the only good thing. But you don't have a voice, WNBA."
  (Critique of athlete involvement in politics)

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Final Thoughts

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers a mix of political commentary, sports analysis, and controversial humor. While it engages listeners with its dynamic host and co-host interactions, the content often veers into insensitive and offensive territory, reflecting the show's edgy approach. Notably, discussions on serious issues like human trafficking are overshadowed by lighthearted yet inappropriate jokes, presenting a challenging balance between entertainment and sensitivity.

For those unfamiliar with the show, this episode offers a glimpse into Holmberg's Morning Sickness's signature style—unfiltered, provocative, and unapologetically bold, catering to an audience seeking both humor and candid commentary on contemporary issues.

Transcript

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett Fesler]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Monday. It is 5:45 Dicks. It's the Morning Sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. What a weekend. There's a lot that went on this weekend, namely, you know, for us shallow individuals such as myself. The best thing that happened this weekend is I have a brand new name for sex. Operation Midnight Hammer. I think that's pretty much what we're all going to go with as dudes now, right? Only Trump would name something, you know, important, something that douches like me can turn into justice. Are you ready for a little Operation Midnight Hammer? I can just hear David Lee, Katie PD in Operation Midnight Hammer. It is. It's a very odd name, but yeah, we. We blew up some Iranian stuff, which is great. I have always been of the thought that Iran, I don't care who the President is, has been hated by the United States. And I don't know when we took this turn to be so Pollyanna about it. Remember bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran, that was like a huge hit in the 80s, like 1987. Was it Vince and the Valiants or whatever who sang that? Do you remember?

[John Holmberg]

No. I'll see what I find.

[Brett Fesler]

Something like that. Yeah, See if you can find it. And we were such a cooler nation then because bomb, bomb, Iran was funny. And, you know, all radio stations shared it and played it and it was on. Johnny Carson had like, Joe, there's so.

[Brady Bogan]

Many videos on, well, so many Instagram posts with that song.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, are there? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, the.

[Brett Fesler]

I'll tell you this, I guarantee you those posts. Here it is. It wasn't posted by anybody under the age of 45. There's no way young people were not all over this. And here's how I know that. I remember. This was like a morning when we hated them back then.

[Brady Bogan]

87 might have been before 87.

[Brett Fesler]

Like 86 or 87. Yeah, I forgot about this. Yeah, we used to. We used to always rave and rave and write songs and stuff about blowing other countries to smithereens. And then we'd all raise the American flag and be happy. Now we actually do something about Iran. And since I've been alive, Iran's been a prick. Iran has been like a prick.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you remember 79?

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, that was when it all went crazy. When we went from the Shah to the Ayatollah to the. They just turned into giant pricks. And they've been pricks my whole life. And at a certain point you just deal with a prick until you can't deal with them anymore and then you're Done. Brett shows up. That's how it works. I'm kidding. No, you just, you deal with, like, nonsense in your life, and over and over and over, you're like, all right, I'll deal with this. I'll deal with that. And then after a while, you're like, that's enough. You're. You're. Now you're a prick. And you're starting to try to. You're lifting weights and you're starting to get a little punchy again. It's like, all right, we gotta stop this. We gotta take away your steroids and everything else. So we, we light em up, you know, And I, for one, have been thrilled about that. I think that's great. And if Iran was such a badass and that, you know, they had the powers to blow us up, they would have. So if everybody's like, well, what are they going to do now? I'm like, if they weren't doing it, then they're not doing much. And now they'll do a bunch of baby crap. We'll get punched. It's not going to hurt. But what I did notice was there were protests, and I saw that. I watched a lot of news this weekend and a lot of clicks on things. And the protests here in town, I gotta, I gotta say, first and foremost, protesters. Know why you're mad? Because I saw at the protests downtown, maybe 100 people. A couple of them had signs that say, don't drag us into a long war. You know, all right, you get it. You're. You're mad at something. You've got the proper sign. Then somebody walked by with Palestinian flags. And I'm like, mildly related, see what you're doing there? But I just couldn't get your flag ordered in time. This was such a surprise. In a prime, you couldn't prime overnight your Iranian flag. And then a dude walked by with a Mexican flag. I'm like, know what you're mad about? Stop. You can't march around going, this too. No, we have.

[Brady Bogan]

Let's team up, bro.

[Brett Fesler]

Also, this. This is also something. No. Know what you're mad at and focus, because that's just. That's enough. That's enough. March on. Mexico, Palestine, Iran, they're all different. You can hate Israel and us doing stuff together, I get it. But you go down there and if you don't have an Iranian flag, don't bring a flag. If you support the Palestinian people, I think you're absolutely stupid because you're waving a flag of a country that wouldn't let you protest in the first place to celebrate. Protest. You're an idiot. And then showing up with a Mexican flag down there to the Palestinian. He walked by on the news, and I'm like, all right. At first, I didn't pay much attention to what the sign said, and then I saw the dude with the Mexican flag walking around, and I'm like, all right, now I gotta read the signs. And I noticed that it was just a hodgepodge of anger. It was stupid. You're not that upset.

[Brady Bogan]

Some guys holding the head of a crying Jordan, right?

[Brett Fesler]

Just to get them all, let's, you know, bring back Durant. I'm like, come on. We're. We're not. That Jaylen Green needs to be traded, too. Like, all right. We haven't even had him for an hour. Calm down. But I just know that there was a dude close by that saw gathering and went, oh, we're doing it again. And he grabbed his Mexican flag and he ran over there, and he's like, oh, I'm in the wrong place.

[John Holmberg]

That's probably. What is that flag say?

[Brett Fesler]

Close enough. They're green and red and white. Like, you know, I ran. I. I ran as close to this.

[Brady Bogan]

God on the.

[John Holmberg]

I ran over.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, I ran. I mean, I ran over. I swam, I ran. Okay. Anyway, you're not that mad. You're just. You're just. You're seeking attention. You're dying for attention. You've got a lot of poster board at the house. A couple of Sharpies. You wanted to blow through the rest of your ink. You're an idiot. I am all for protesting. I'm all for, you know, even if it's something I totally. I don't agree with your Palestinian protest. They think you're morons. That's my protest. Back to you. You're an idiot, but you can do it. You're allowed. But don't bring the Palestinian flag to, you know, the Mexican march. And don't bring the Mexican flag to the Palestinian, Israel, Iran march. Just don't. And always remember, bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran. We used to be cooler. We used to be funny. We used to be a funny note. Yeah, see, Fred's got it. Nobody was mad at this in the 80s. Everybody's kind of like, all right, idiots. Nobody would. It is. Well, I mean, the Beach Boys, it's a cover. It's a character. Turn them into a parking lot, stuff like that. It's fun. Went to a mosque. You want to throw some rocks? You can't do that today. You lose your Job. You lose your job even saying that.

[John Holmberg]

Tell the ayatollah to throw them in a box.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, we're going to kill the ayatollah. We used to talk about it openly. Now, if you do this, people walk by with flags of Mexico and you're like, I don't even know who's mad at me. But somebody's like, this is weird. Getting pretty hot. I miss it. I miss my parents generation. I hate mine, and I miss my parents generation. They used to say that all the time. And the greatest generation used to talk about making everything a glass factory. My grandpa would say that about everything. Turn him into a glass factory. I didn't even know what that meant, but it just meant just level them down to the ground and all of the. Just blow them up. I guess as I. He say it all the time, you get a. Iran was his biggest enemy, and he sat in his house and Cedar Lake, Indiana, and said it with the thing of red man in his mouth constantly. Gotta turn them into a glass factory. What does that mean? Just blow them off the face of the planet. Knock them off the map. Like, oh, yeah. All right. Then you just play this on a loop. Yeah. Nobody had a problem with it. So Iran has its thing. And I also don't think I noticed much difference in the befores and afters of our bombing. Like, everybody said, look, they obliterated it. And I'm struggling to see it. Just looks like they painted some of it green. And I see the holes I had. I had to laugh, too. That was watching the news, and there was a dumb anchor. It was weekend, so they took, like, MSNBC and FOX and CNN by surprise. And before their. Their star anchors could show up their weekend knobs. Remember, it's like, if this would happen if, like, Sean Knight was on the air and. Yeah, right. My God, right? We're bombing our end, Right? So Sean Knight was here, and the last thing you'd want is people turned and two last things you'd want people turning to KUPD for their information. Yeah, Like, I gotta see what the guys at KUPD are thinking. And then second, Sean Knight's the only guy on board, so he's gotta be the first one to do the. So it was late at night, I'm watching the news, and they had some dumb lady on, and she's sitting there talking to some former general, and she goes, how does this bunker buster know when to explode? I mean, shouldn't it just explode the second it hits the ground? How does it go so deep? How does it know where to go. And he goes. And the guy's face is looking. He's like, it's £30,000. Like, he doesn't have a choice. At terminal velocity, it's going to. It's going to dominate the ground and just bury itself in there. And he kind of looked at it like, are you kidding me? Like, 30. Dropped £30,000 out of a plane. It's gonna make a hole. How does it not. How does it not just blow up the second it touches the ground? Because it's £30,000. I mean, it's like, can I talk to one of the main anchors? This is why you're on the weekends.

[John Holmberg]

They turned her and say, look, toots, the only reason you got a job is because you got a great set of cans.

[Brett Fesler]

This one didn't. No, no, that's why. No, she's not. She's not.

[Brady Bogan]

I was out and on.

[Brett Fesler]

You watched. Look, I'll tell you this. Fox does have a series. They've got a bevy. I've seen, like, you know, Hooters finals contests that aren't as good as what Fox drags out on weekend nights.

[Brady Bogan]

And they. They Vaseline the lenses.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, I don't know what they're doing. I don't know. They make everybody's eyes look like they're made from some sort of an alie color I've never seen. And their hair is silver and perfect. And Abby Hornisek's on there. Jeff Hornisek's daughter does stuff for Fox. She's just hot. Anyway, so. Yeah, we bombed them good. And more's coming. I've. I've gotten to the point where I think I just got sick of hearing about Iran. And that'll do it.

[Brady Bogan]

It is a little. There's a loft setting a little bit that. That you're told to be vigilant now, huh? Looking around.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. You should have been before. Yeah. You'd be vigilant. Yeah, well, that's part of the sacrifice of knocking out somebody who's been weird that you're. Oh, look, somebody's been screaming death to America since I've been alive. Yeah. Be vigilant. And we threw a nuke at him or threw a bomb at their nuke. Things like. Yeah. Do you think they were making that nuke? Because they're just great people that want to protect. No, they're trying to build nukes quietly for a reason. Be vigilant. Take a look at them. You don't need to be vigilant. There they are. They've been staring at us screaming, death to you guys the whole time. And giving money to people that have been screaming, we'll do it. And then. Idiots. I'm all for blowing up Iran. I have no issues with it. I have no issues with it. I don't care about the humanitarian side or whatever else. They don't have any of that themselves. Why should we? It doesn't make sense. So blow them up. And evidently, glass, when it's a sand is hot enough turns into glass. That's what my grandpa was talking about. I learned that just now. He's been dead for years. Using a nuclear bomb in the desert could possibly turn the sand hot enough that it would become a glass factory. Oh, I didn't know that. Thank you, Oppenheimer. Finally. Yeah. Will there be repercussions? Sure. Were there going to be with that country anyway? Yes. So cool, man. This is all I care about. We get to play this again. I remember Bruce Kelly on KZZP. We weren't even gonna bomb Iran in 1987. We weren't even that mad at him in 19. They did. They got. They got lippy and weird again, like they usually do. This came out, remember? Drop it. What was it? Dropping a cadography. Pratt did one, for God's sakes. And he's an uncreative knob. We all, every morning DJ back in the 80s, way, way back then, would do a song about blowing stuff up in other countries and we would all laugh and have fun with it. I still think the greatest thing that's ever happened in the Middle east, and this is not even Jesus, Brady, not even your guy, because I put that way down the list, is that when Gaddafi got stabbed in the ass on TV like a hundred times? That was the neatest thing I've ever seen. We'd hated that guy for 20, 25 years. And finally, maybe even longer, finally they caught him and they put him in the back of one of those Toyotas filled with people. And they're like, look, one guy's punching him in the mouth. He's all bloodied up. He completely looks out of it. And one guy's got a knife and he's like, I've got a knife and access to Gaddafi's ass. I'm doing this. And he just started to stab him in the anus on tv. Olden days, we'd have celebrated the hell out of that. That have been on posters in my room and that. So I don't know. Brent says, john, it's not our. Our generation. It's the Weak ass millennials and Gen Z pussies. Who raised them? That's my big thing. They get offended by everything who are their parents. It's our generation. We suck.

[John Holmberg]

Remember these? This was sent over to me.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. These would be on the backs of people's car. Mickey Mouse with an American flag and his middle finger up saying, hey, Iran. And people had those. That was all over the place. That and that thrush sticker I never understood. I always thought thrush was something a woman caught.

[Dick Toledo]

So the son and his friends have been talking about this.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, boy.

[Dick Toledo]

Because they think there's gonna be a draft, bro.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, well, that's.

[John Holmberg]

God, I hope not.

[Brett Fesler]

Look, your kid should constantly be worried about a draft uniform.

[Brady Bogan]

Gonna be amazing.

[Brett Fesler]

He'd be one. Well, now serving one. Damn it, dad. Well, you did this to yourself.

[Dick Toledo]

He apparently did some research, and he goes, yeah, but I'm low on the list. I said, how's that? He goes, because I'm the last and only son.

[Brett Fesler]

That is true.

[John Holmberg]

That is true.

[Brett Fesler]

He's an only son. Right?

[Dick Toledo]

You're right.

[Brett Fesler]

But you're also drafted.

[John Holmberg]

But he wouldn't go to war. I think that's right. Like station Germany or something.

[Brett Fesler]

Take away the. Unless dad says, you know what? I'll make another one.

[Dick Toledo]

That's too late. I don't want to go through that again.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, imagine if you did it again. It happened all over again.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God, no.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

So they've been talking about it. You know, we're in World War Three. Not yet, but we're.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, Stop it. We're in a mess. We've been in this mess for. Since I've been alive. Nothing's new here. It's just a lot more fun.

[Brady Bogan]

It'll just heat up a little bit when people aren't getting their oil.

[Brett Fesler]

Well, you know what? If you're mad about it, grab your Mexican flag and start marching around. Meanwhile, I'll be doing bombing Iran stuff. I think it's. That was the nuke at the end of the video that. The end of the. Can't get enough of this. I'd wake up every morning going to school, and Bruce Kelly's like, Maggie Brock. Bruce Kelly, KGP 104.7. I'm drunk. Hey, everybody. Well, he wouldn't say it, but you knew. I never listened to the message he sent me. Still got very angry at me. Oh, really? Then I looked up the. I'm like, did I miss that? Am I gonna get sued by Bruce Kelly? And then I looked in the newspaper and it said, Drunk morning show host exposes himself to Disney people. I'm like, oh, yeah, I can talk about this. It was in the paper. Yeah. Used to play this. Other people played this all the time. It's great fun. Finally, we did something. I picked up my American flag and I waved it. Color me crazy. He's turned into one of them Trump things. Nope. I don't care about who the president was. Barack, by the way, hated Iran. Used to talk about blowing them up all the time if they got nuked. So this is an American thing. And I'm like, clinton did too. Everybody did. We've been dealing with these pricks since I've been. I was six and they started to steal our people. And I'm like, jesus Christ. And then the death to America. When I was a little kid, I was scared to death of that ayatollah and patriotism. Carter hated him, and he was terrible at it. Reagan hated him. That's where the song came from. We've been hating on him for a long time. Still. Just laugh.

[John Holmberg]

Could you imagine Toledo's kid getting drafted?

[Brett Fesler]

No. I would. I would move to. I would. I would move immediately to Iran. It's safer. I'd team with the winners, turn Toledo's kid into a fashionable killing machine. He could make all the pants for the army. By the way, John, I just hopped in the car, turned the truck on, and the first words you said to me were, stab him in the anus on tv. Good stuff. Anyway, I have no problem with that. And I'm not one of those people that, you know, sits and says, we need to, we need to, we need to. And then when we do, I go, ooh, are we gonna get. Are we now in a war? Fine. I think we'll win it. That was pretty cool, by the way. To celebrate some American ingenuity and technology, that stealth wing goes all the way from Missouri to Iran with 60,000 pounds of bombs on it. To all that invented here. Refuels in the air, leans over, goes right on. Meanwhile, submarines that we invented are shooting missiles like crazy from undisclosed locations. Knocks this thing silly. We drop two of those bunker busters. I want footage of that. And then that undetectable, awesome thing comes back. Amazing.

[John Holmberg]

It flew, like, 40 hours, I think, to get there.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. And you know what? With zero radio communication, because otherwise planes, like commercial planes, would be like, what the hell is that thing? They don't Talk.

[Brady Bogan]

Where's our UFOs come from?

[Brett Fesler]

40 hours of that just floating over there. And it got the job done. And it's over. I, for one, celebrate America. I'm fine with it. Now get your Mexican flag and march on what you're mad about. For real. And that was a week ago, by the way. We're over that. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Is there a bathroom on the. The bomber has to be.

[Brett Fesler]

Can't go 40 hours without he's going to pee in a cup. Maybe.

[John Holmberg]

They probably got a wizard.

[Brett Fesler]

I would imagine for 2. $2 billion per plane, they put a pisser in it. Probably a urinal. They're not wanting you to go down.

[Brady Bogan]

Or they're hosed up.

[John Holmberg]

Like the captain has the. No, no, keep your seat belt light on. You can't go to the lavatory right now.

[Brett Fesler]

If you have to use the restroom, use it now because we're about to start dropping bombs. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb. They played way like planes from Lufthansa are going. We have this communication. We cannot explain. Nothing is on our radar, but all.

[Brady Bogan]

We hear is Bombay ran eight hours into it. All right, rotate it up.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, this is it, Ray. The whole way over. You should. You should be better trained than that. You're a machine. Don't worry about the loop. No, drop a bomb on me. No. You're offending some of the other. You know, this is it. That's too fun. This has a mission. Targets.

[Brady Bogan]

That was a popular cut, too, on Instagram.

[Brett Fesler]

Drop a bomb on me. Yeah, it was great. I have no problem. This is the only thing that could have made this weekend better. Jonathan strapped a few pedophiles to those bombs. Yeah, but then you gotta fly for 40 hours with pedophiles strapped to a bunker busters. I'm fine with that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not a. I'm not a Warhawk, but I'm fine. I'm fine with shutting. I ran out. Hopefully that. That'll work. Yeah. 3. This. Is this first time I ever saw the moon. Oh, yeah. Oh, this thing has some legs to it, dude. My pilots can't have this. They start dancing. Next thing you know, they're singing. And then they passed. I ran like, oh, my God, did I miss my exit?

[John Holmberg]

Can you quit doing the running man up there, please?

[Brett Fesler]

How close are you to the target? What target? Oh, my God, we forgot we've been. We had a little Gap band dance. Yeah, I love it. I have no problem. So, so long, Iran and dummies with Mexican flags running around. Come on. What are you thinking? Idiots. And if you're. If you're at a protest, If Brett and I are down there at a protest together, you know, And Brady shows up with a flag. You know, like, hey, you down here for the protest? Like, sure am. I brought my flag. Like, oh, no, that's for last week.

[Brady Bogan]

So I think I got.

[Brett Fesler]

Put that back in the car. It's the only thing you got. It doesn't matter. Put it in the car. Some guy had a hammer and sickle, and he's waving that down there. And I'm like, you're just a dick. That's all you are. You're just an antagonist. You're just trying to. You're a jerk. Where did you get that? Have your Soviet flag. What are you, Drago? Put that back. But I did like that. It was called Operation Midnight Highway. Take advantage of that. Next great thing that happened this weekend was my text from Brett about 8:50 on Friday night. Says, brady's out. Didn't see the tendencies. Yeah. All the way down there. Been talking about how much you had to see Suicidal Tendencies. It was on the list. You just. I want to see him, Dime. Like, you do not want to see him. You don't care to see him. You don't care about Suicidal tendencies at all. Brett hits him with they don't go on until 9:30. 9:45. What? I'm going home. That's it. What were you doing there at seven in the first place?

[Brady Bogan]

I wanted to get there. They said, there's this one band that's opening.

[John Holmberg]

No, there was like five.

[Brett Fesler]

And I go, there's one that's more than with them. And then the doors open. They fill time until that opening act, which is usually about 8:30.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's like you fest. I mean, the headliner don't go on till 9:30, 10.

[Brett Fesler]

You've been in concerts here your whole life. They're not suicidal. Not gonna start at 8.

[Brady Bogan]

They almost started a while since, you.

[Brett Fesler]

Know, so you didn't even make. You just left Kirby there.

[Brady Bogan]

Two bands.

[Brett Fesler]

Does Ronnie know you abandoned her? Yeah. That's the reason you had to be there. Did you get yelled at?

[Brady Bogan]

Nope.

[Brett Fesler]

No. Yeah, you did. A little bit. I could tell by that answer you.

[Brady Bogan]

Got a little cold shoulder, like, concern at first I'm like, fine.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, he did see what I said. He got a little bit in trouble and, well, regrets there. She was concerned and I said, fine. That means they didn't talk all weekend.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You know, because I was gonna say letting them go themselves. And then I'm like, you know what? I'll go down there.

[Brett Fesler]

Right?

[Brady Bogan]

We'll drive separate.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you did drive separate.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, Well, I thought initially I were, and then we went down one car and then I Ubered home.

[Brett Fesler]

They did not drive separate.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Yeah, I was confused.

[Brady Bogan]

The initial plan was drive separate and I'll probably duck out earlier.

[Brett Fesler]

Which you did.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

Before the Suicidal Tendencies even took the stage.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

An hour before.

[Brett Fesler]

Is it because you're telling Brett won't even be going backstage? Like, I'm not taking you and your. What?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, no, he was. He was still at the bar.

[Brett Fesler]

You stood in marquee for hours alone. It had to be pretty empty.

[Brady Bogan]

Not hours. And I wasn't gonna wait 2 hours and 20 minutes.

[Brett Fesler]

Right, but you had to sit and listen to crap bands.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Fesler]

With 30 people in the crowd. Oh, no, it's packed.

[John Holmberg]

It was packed earlier.

[Brett Fesler]

Well, I'm sure it was sold out for Suicidal Tendencies.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm telling.

[Brett Fesler]

Not at 7:30.

[Brady Bogan]

We were there and it's packed.

[Brett Fesler]

Something, something. Check out Homework's morning sickness [e-mail] all right. HMS podcast time again. It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Head north to catch Michael Longfellow. Sets Friday through Sunday at the Desert Ridge Improv. The east side features Jonathan Kite this Friday through Sunday at the Temp Improv. And from Breaking Bad and better Call Saul Famous, the multi talented Laval Crawford performing Friday and Saturday night downtown at Stand Up Live. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. It packed more then. Oh, it did. Yeah. I'll show you pictures. I was gonna say I'm sure it was loaded up. That makes sense.

[Brady Bogan]

Put it this way. I was standing at the. The opening entrances. That's how far.

[Brett Fesler]

At 7:30?

[Brady Bogan]

At 7:30.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

That's because you didn't want to mix with. Are you on a hobnob?

[Brady Bogan]

You could probably warm your way in a little bit further, but it was packed.

[Brett Fesler]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Balcony sold out.

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brett Fesler]

And then you called Brett. When are we going backstage? I'll be there about 9:40. Here, bro. When are we going backstage? I'm not taking kids backstage. I'm going home.

[John Holmberg]

That was it too. Are you here yet?

[Brett Fesler]

He's asking you that. I want to be backstage and not with this crowd.

[John Holmberg]

The band wasn't even there at 7:30 when you were texting.

[Brett Fesler]

I promised Kirby not taking kids backstage. Come on. I'm going home. Curbs some waste.

[Brady Bogan]

I gotta thank Jukebox for a good parking. Thank you. He's the attendant over there.

[Brett Fesler]

Did you.

[Brady Bogan]

My name's Jukebox. I got you. Come over here.

[Brett Fesler]

Why would he introduce himself?

[Brady Bogan]

Because I.

[John Holmberg]

You know, he pulled the Brady card.

[Brett Fesler]

You pulled the cop, didn't you? I'm with the radio station. Did you.

[Brady Bogan]

I said I'm Sean Knight.

[Brett Fesler]

Did you tell him right? No. Because then he knows Sean Knight. You know, they're friends. He doesn't have to introduce to Sean.

[John Holmberg]

They're in the same band.

[Brett Fesler]

Exactly. Yeah, they played it multiple different clubs here.

[Brady Bogan]

Dr. Tracy for 10 or 15 minutes.

[Brett Fesler]

You tried to cup.

[Brady Bogan]

I might hang out in the office.

[Brett Fesler]

You tried to cup your way around.

[Brady Bogan]

Got some merch for Caitlyn Kirby's friend.

[Brett Fesler]

She's a big Suicidal fan.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she got a shirt.

[Brett Fesler]

You didn't make any false promises that Brett was going to drag him around?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Fesler]

Okay, good, because he wasn't.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't even, you know, really. I didn't even think I'd see Brett with that many people.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, you can find each other.

[John Holmberg]

It was insane.

[Brett Fesler]

Cell phones. Yeah, there you go. Well, he didn't get to see the Suicidal Tendency, so hopefully Mike wasn't too upset when you went back there.

[John Holmberg]

He was pretty busted up, but he. He muscled through.

[Brett Fesler]

Did he say it? We hear in the Tendencies? Sure did. Want to talk to Brady tonight? What time did he go home? 8:30. What the hell? Why did he even come out if 8:30 was his threshold? He had to know he didn't missed.

[Brady Bogan]

Out on getting on the stage at the end.

[Brett Fesler]

Did you think that they'd be on at 8? Yeah. Why? What leads you to believe these things? What in your history has said that the headliner goes on at 8?

[Brady Bogan]

I thought maybe they had till, you know, 11. Who?

[Brett Fesler]

They do?

[Brady Bogan]

Is it till 11?

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They only play for an hour and a half. All bands play for about 90 minutes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

First two didn't.

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, those are the local openers.

[Brett Fesler]

Those are.

[John Holmberg]

Guys get like three songs and get out.

[Brett Fesler]

All headliners play for about an hour and a half. Everybody else gets less time as you get closer to the open doors. First bench, usually like 20 minutes. Then you got 30, then you got 35. And usually the opener gets. Or the, you know, the headliner or the opening act for the headliner. 45 and then the band's 90.

[John Holmberg]

Like suicidal wasn't even at the venue when Brady left.

[Brett Fesler]

Of course not. Why would they get there like 8:30 or something? Yeah, they were.

[Brady Bogan]

They were. They're pulling in as I was leaving.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the bus was pulling in.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. Brady, no. Hey, where are you going? You guys are going on too late. This is crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll be back.

[Brett Fesler]

Rock and roll is dumb and it should happen at a decent hour. Anyway. Had that on. You had all the. The bombings and then of course Kevin Durant gets bounced.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I was going to text you this weekend, but I figured we'd save it for the show. What do you think?

[Brett Fesler]

It's exactly what you should have thought was going to happen. I got. I'm surprised they got as much as they got a lot. That's what I mean.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

As far as the number of people. Second round picks in the NBA are.

[John Holmberg]

All G League players kind of guys and.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. And Bronnie shouldn't have been picked.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brett Fesler]

But he got picked out of nepotism and because his dad said so. So. But yeah, loads of Bronnies are second rounders so they're going to package all that. Get something else. This Jalen Green guy's good. He's young. I can't imagine he'll still be on the team by Wednesday. I would imagine they package him in something and try to move around draft idea. They're not done yet and shouldn't be. And of course you know my opinion. This is just step one because you are not close at all to the two teams I was watching last night. Not even remotely close. Phoenix, not even close. And this didn't make you. The 10th pick is good. You got a first round pick that's not going to, you know, lift you to trophy getting heights. The trade of Devin Booker might and it might not be this upcoming year, but you can rebuild an entire franchise in two years with one move. With one move. But they refuse to do it. So they've essentially turned Devin Booker right into Larry Fitzgerald. The Cardinals main sin through Most of the 90s was they for some reason were delusionally thinking they were a player away. We're just so close. And they were never close. They had one season where they went 9 and 7 and beat the Cowboys who were almost all finished in the playoffs and then went and got bounced by the Vikings and they thought that they were going to super bowl next year and they idiotically did nothing. Right from that moment forward they just continually thought we're one player way and we've got a face of a franchise. People love that. They did it with Larry Fitzgerald, they did it with Jake Plummer. They've done it with just about everybody you can imagine in this city. They did it with Shane Doan, with the Coyotes, they keep dudes around because they're emotionally attached to them and they're afraid of jersey sales falling off and Devin Booker leaving. Scares the hell out of the Phoenix Suns because then what? Who do you lean on then? Well, you gotta go get them. And hopefully this. If you're smart, this kid you pick at the number 10 spot tomorrow or Wednesday night will be the face of the franchise, if you're any good at picking. And then maybe you can package up another thing and get more picks for next year and the year after. You have to do like what Oklahoma City did. Now, keep in mind, Oklahoma City, you want to stat. This is how you build the franchise. Just won the championship last night. You know how many picks they have in the next three drafts? 34. Jesus. They have two first rounders this year. There's going to be two first round picks for the Oklahoma City Thunder this year. If they don't trade them, that won't make the team. They'll be in the G League. They'll just be owned by the Thunder. There's. It's an insane roster. Well built to the point of being scary good. Like, it's frightening how good that. That that organization is. And that's how you have to do it. You can't sit around, what was it? No, they give it 28 picks because they did dump some more. They had 34. They've got 28 picks in the next three years. 17 seconds, 11 firsts in three years. The Suns have won and they got it yesterday.

[John Holmberg]

But they don't have no rah rah room at the arena.

[Brett Fesler]

You know, they will now. They will now because why wouldn't you? It's like, let's rah rah down here. Oklahoma. There's nothing else to do in okc. There are good steakhouses, but still outside of that. Yeah. So congratulations to the Thunder and to the sun. You know, you heard it here two years ago. Gotta trade Booker. He's gonna turn into Larry Fitzgerald. If I'm Booker's agent, I'm on the phone with all the sons saying, hey, look, you've changed regimes. New gm, new coach. Let's start fresh. Put me in a place I belong and get. Go get a. But if you can get eight pieces for Kevin Durant, which I thought maybe you'd get four. Granted, a lot of them are throw ins for twos. And the. Dylan Brooks is a. He's a guy who comes in here, he throws a lot of punches. He's like a draymond Green, but he can score. I didn't mind that one. People hate Dylan Brooks now. He's a son. You'll love him on the Sun.

[John Holmberg]

He's like that AJ Pruszynski kind of guy. You hate him until he's on your team.

[Brett Fesler]

He's on your team. You love him. And he never fouls. Yeah, but when he's on another team, he's just constantly ringing up technicals in your brain. Yeah, I have no problem with that. And Kevin Durant was. Was never his fault what happened here over the last couple years. He did everything he could. He's just not a. He's just not a leader. He's a two. He's not a one. He's a two. You need to have a superstar. He just went to a place that was the number two team in the west last year. So Kevin Durant's in a good spot. The Rockets, I think, got better, and the Suns just started to get their finances in order. Essentially, it's bookkeeping, so they can't be worse. It's hard to miss the playoffs in the NBA. There's 16 teams per side, and the.

[Brady Bogan]

11 of them, like, only two teams make it.

[Brett Fesler]

That's right. And they're trying not to. Like, they kind of stopped that, but for the most part, a couple teams are like, we got no chance. And they go out and they just. They field the team that's gonna win 18 or 19 games, and everybody knows it. Utah. The Suns paid $400 million to come in 11th place. That's hard to do. So you unload that mess. I like Devin Booker, but he needs to go if you're serious about a contender. If you just want to sell jerseys and have a nice picture of a guy on a billboard, we got a hell of a guy there. We'll sell the jersey. You know, he looks good on their. On their billboards. I think it's great, but at least call him that. The Phoenix Suns models pretending to be a basketball team since 1968. Oklahoma City won their championship in 17 years. Suns are looking at year 57. 0. Big Smoke Ring. You're the Browns matter of time, man. And you'll remain the Browns if you don't part ways with Devin Bush. They are not closer to a championship just because he's on the team. They just took a step way, way back, and now you have to figure out whether or not you've got another star coming up in a rookie. I don't think if I'm Devin Booker, I want to wait around to see if the number 10 pick pans out or not. Do yourself a favor and look at the Wikipedia and take a look at the last seven or eight drafts in the NBA. Usually there's like four guys that make their mark in the first round and there's a lot of busts. You don't pick number one, two, three, and four. And hey, even when you pick number one, sometimes Deandre Ayton, it doesn't work out. The number two pick after Ayton was Marvin Bagley Jr. The third, then Luka Doncic. So it's a crapshoot. We'll see. But yeah, the Suns did their thing, got some stuff. It's life, but it was what, you know, if you've been paying attention to it, you knew that's about what you'd get. I know. After the trade, I grabbed my Mexican flag and I ran down to the arena and I just waved it around like I'm mad at something. They just have a sign. When you're mad at a protest and you brought the wrong flag that says angry. And that's it. It just says the word angry. Angry. It covers all the bases. That way, if you go to the wrong protest, you know, nobody goes to a protest happy. I'm angry. So just have a sign in your car that says angry. Look out there and go, are those Palestinian flags or Mexican flags? Palestinian. All right, get my angry sign. I brought the wrong flag.

[Brady Bogan]

That kit in the car.

[Brett Fesler]

Flag, Yeah, I got my kits, but I blew it. I brought Mexico. I'm loaded for Mexican. And I thought, just go get my angry sign. We should be covered. I'm angry.

[John Holmberg]

What are we protesting this week? All right, all right, hang on.

[Brett Fesler]

Have another one that says Trump sucks. And those hit those head in. All your protests, you can't miss. So no matter what, if you've brought the wrong stuff to the protest, you at least have one, you know, kind of evergreen sign that'll work at all of them. Angry, no kings, tyrant, bad. That kind of crap.

[John Holmberg]

Just get a goddamn dry erase board.

[Brett Fesler]

But what you can't forget is your phone so you can photograph yourself and put it on Instagram to tell all your friends how active and proud you are. So when you slink home and nothing's changed, you can be really proud of yourself. Getting a lot of clicks and thumbs ups from all the people that you haven't blocked because they voted your way.

[Brady Bogan]

You go old school, gonna Etch a Sketch. That way you can change it all the time, right?

[Brett Fesler]

Exactly. Yeah. That's not A bad idea, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Shake it.

[Brett Fesler]

Some washable paint on it and it shellac the poster board to where you can just washably paint your anger onto us onto a sign and then go home and realize you've done absolutely nothing but clog up traffic for day. Mexican flag at the Iranian protest. You're dumb. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800 A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Bomb Iran is not on the list, by the way. Don't do it.

[John Holmberg]

We've had two requests for.

[Brett Fesler]

Well, maybe we will play it after all. It's 98K Wake Up, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98.

[Brady Bogan]

Can you.

[Brett Fesler]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com. There you go. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. And that is Katie and the Hobbs getting you started on Monday here on the 23rd of June, officially on the. On the backslide of 2025, we have started the second half over the weekend. That's when that officially made the transition into, oh, we're getting closer to Christmas. We're now closer to Christmas than we are further away from last Christmas. So, yeah, suck on that stat for a second because that's painful. It's nuts. Oh, I gotta save that one. That's a. So no reason at all. Swinging bread. This one says, I'm no Trump supporter, man. It's a great goddamn time to be an American bomb. I ran like, all right, this is what I'm. This is the America I grew up in. We're all angry at that. That's why James Bond movies were so great. That's why Rocky IV was like a blockbuster. It wasn't even a good movie. We just liked having an enemy that we could point at. And Iran, that was the best. You knew it immediately. Who you're mad at when you dress the dude up with that big gray beard and you're like, ah, that's the guy. I know who they're representing.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe he's gonna pull another one out now. He's gonna be, yeah, taking on the Iron Chic or something like that.

[Brett Fesler]

Fantastic. Operation Midnight Hammer went well. And now Operation Iron Sheik must die. It's just wwe, everything. I love it. I love it. Yeah. Someone said, hey, every time you say Operation Midnight Hammer, we should have Rico Blaze show up. No, there's no reason to bring him back into the party with this. This is a good take. Says Chancellor, what an amazing weekend of American badassedness. One of those 14 bunker busters we threw along with 30 Tomahawk missiles per bunker. Operation Midnight Hammer. What a name. All hail our king. Oh, boy. And now you've done it. And it says, whoops. President Trump signed Mike. All right, don't do that. You're just. You're being as bad as they are with their marches. Is trying to piss them off. And they're easy to piss off. They've got signs. Anger. Yeah. Said over the weekend they dropped. Just some information. The things we dropped. 14 of those 30,000 pound bombs. Amazing. And yes, Brady, the B2 has a toilet, a microwave and a mini fridge. The Entire flight was 37 hours.

[John Holmberg]

And a mini fridge.

[Brett Fesler]

And a mini fridge for.

[John Holmberg]

You know, they're flight attendants too.

[Brett Fesler]

They don't call them anymore. Loaded with Hot Pocket Hostesses, I believe is the name now. You're very.

[John Holmberg]

That flight attendant was okay. Stewardess was bad.

[Brett Fesler]

I think all of it's bad. Oh, Jesus Christ.

[John Holmberg]

Make up your God.

[Brett Fesler]

Put my sign up. Angry. Angry at Brad. Angry. My Mexican flag. I'll just wave it at you every time I'm upset.

[Brady Bogan]

Do they have flight attendants? Couple of hotties up there.

[Brett Fesler]

Are you okay?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. No, I'm not.

[Brett Fesler]

What's wrong? Are you all right? No, it was like the last thing he said. He's taking your words as suggestions on things he should talk about. Huh? Nobody was. I was reprimanding him for saying. I don't think you can call them that anymore. I think. I think that's out too. I think they're hostesses. Airline hostesses. As far as you can go with that. Now I gotta Google. Oh, no, you can't. You better be careful. It's hostesses. Even if they're men, they're still flight hostesses. It's not worth the risk. And you. Don't make me break out my angry sign. They'll be down there marching with people who hate Palestinian, Israeli relationships. And then Iran and Mexico. And then flight attendants. Yes, you can call them that for now, but it's sketchy because I'm hearing hostesses mostly now there. That's the one we're sticking with because we can't offend them. That's a group of people have been through too much.

[John Holmberg]

What? Flight attendants?

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, my God. I can't. How dare you. All the marching that they did to get rights and voting. Remember when we wouldn't let flight attendants. I mean, hostesses vote. I can't believe they're uppity. And we. Listen, stewardess Oh, I am no one's stewardess. I'm like, no, that's your job, you dumb bitch. Go get me a drink. They had. They haven't. They've had zero struggles in their lives at all. None. You know when they started getting mad? When they stopped hiring the hot ones. Hot ones were fine.

[John Holmberg]

I got mad, too.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, that's when all of us got mad.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, that's so everybody.

[Brett Fesler]

Everybody started butting heads on planes because. Stewardess. I'm. Nobody's doing this. I'm a flight attendant or a hostess. An air hostess. You've had plenty. Hostess. I've seen you with the hostess. That's probably true. You're probably a king at the hostess factory.

[Brady Bogan]

See, they stopped doing weigh ins.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, well, I guess you don't have to fit down the aisle anymore. Then they started getting lippy.

[Brady Bogan]

My life's too hard.

[Brett Fesler]

I don't like the name. All right, what do we call you? Chunks. Not there.

[John Holmberg]

Of course, then we get to just call them what they are. Flying whores.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. Can I call? In the olden days when we hired the hot ones, they were like, you want to be a stewardess? Heck, yeah. It's prestigious and, like, cool. The hot ones, life was easy. They never knew to complain. Now you know, we should call them as bunker busters because they understand they weigh 30,000 pounds, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Margot Robbie and Christina Ricci are in that Pan Am.

[Brett Fesler]

Margot Robbie, One of those?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's. It's like Five Seasons. Watch a couple of those.

[Brett Fesler]

Is she in that?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

I don't remember that.

[John Holmberg]

I don't either. But now I may go back and watch.

[Brett Fesler]

I remember in Catch Me if youf can when Leonardo DiCaprio would hide behind all the hot girls and then he'd hire hot chicks from the high school to go because it was like a prestigious job to be a stewardess for. Can't even say it. And now the flight attendants kind of on there.

[John Holmberg]

Those setjet ones that. That they had over there.

[Brett Fesler]

You just have a moment of silence for the set broads. Damn it. That still hurts. That. That's not a thing. Set had it figured out.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

This guy says, man, listening to the podcast on Saturday, and dude emails in and says he's got triple digits worth of broad. I don't remember that. We're having a conversation with some guy said he had over 100.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I do. He's talking about you.

[Brett Fesler]

Remember it? You can't even know when he says the last sentence. I'm not trusting you right now. It says he said he had triple digits in women. And Brett right away goes, yuck. Really, Bert? Good for him. Because I'm in that club, too, and it's great. I'm still counting, baby.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know why you're saying that.

[Brett Fesler]

Neither, but it is. It is gross. It's disgusting. Because that basically means, you know, there's no way you're 100 for 100 on the way they look, you've hit some slugs in that. Any guy that. No way, bro. No way. No, no, no. All tens, your volume, not quality. All flight attendants, your quantity, quality. Don't do it. They're going to march down here with their Mexican flags and tell us they're mad. Call us something else fat. Stop it.

[John Holmberg]

What were we talking about with the triple digits?

[Brett Fesler]

I don't know, but it's the same thing as when a girl brags about how big her boyfriend. Her husband's wiener is. And I just like, look, all you're doing is telling me that you're an Arby's big Montana down south. Nobody needs to hear about how big the D's you've had. That's ridiculous. Same thing when a dude brags about having over a hundred. Your quantity, not quality. You've hit some awful stuff, and it shouldn't count. Like, how many of them were good? 13. That's a high percentage. If 13% of your 100 kills. Bills is. That's. That's way too high. So I'm not a big fan of guys that are like, I'm way into the hundreds. I'm like, ugh. I can only imagine. My first reaction is the same as yours, Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

And you got the Gene Simmons and Will Chamberlain's of the world.

[Brett Fesler]

No, they're different because they were getting the cream of the crop, throwing themselves at that they could average Joe Dan, the emailer, he's at bars picking up whatever's left. And probably we were talking about slump buster because of the. I bet you were talking about that. I've had over 100. I think that was it. Because I'm like, gross. I've had over 100. And you don't. Don't knock it till you tried it. Like, I'll knock it all day. I'm not trying it either. I know I don't like the taste of dog. I'm not gonna try it. Just in case it's good. I'm pretty positive I'm right about that. So Brett is right. I'm gonna side with Brett. So the second you start bashing Brett for saying yuck. Just know that might have been Mickey. Me, I've had over 200 partners. I'm like, what? I'm like. Statistically, you're. You're swinging at a lot of hogs. Oh, no, man. I just. It's not one out there I don't like. That's what I'm talking about.

[John Holmberg]

Quarter to two in the morning, bro.

[Brett Fesler]

They all look good laying down or facing the other way. Brett just. It's a picture of a. The 19.

[John Holmberg]

No, that wasn't me. No, that's Toledo. Look at that.

[Brett Fesler]

70S. Back when they were hot. And you could call them bring back stewardess Jill.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I want.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that Margot Rob?

[Brett Fesler]

Robbie? No, no, no. Maybe. I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I think it is. Yeah, that is. That's her from the.

[Brett Fesler]

That's not. That's somebody else.

[Brady Bogan]

It is.

[Brett Fesler]

Telling you, Brett will let you be the judge. You've jerked off to Margot Robbie multiple times. I'm saying that's a girl in a Pan Am outfit. I don't think that's her face.

[John Holmberg]

I think that is her.

[Brett Fesler]

Is it. I don't have to look either way. It's hot. Yeah. See that? No matter what, Jill downstairs, she was the winner of. She's in the lead for our slump Buster sales contest because we name things after horrible, horrible urban dictionary stuff. And nobody here's wise and hard or aware enough as managers to recognize what they've done is stupid. And then. So Jill was, of course, we recap that the winner of the sales contest from two months ago, the Big Cleveland steamer rim job. She got a free ride around Lake Erie on a Cleveland steamer, but just on the beaches. So we gave her a rim job. But the good thing is she got to see it through Indian goggles because she won a pair of those as well in our Big Cleveland steamer sales contest. They're in the middle of the Slump Buster contest right now down south, and Jill's leading again, and she hasn't even been here for a week.

[John Holmberg]

It's impressive. Don't even know what it is. Like, I was talking to Jen Garner. She's. She had no idea. She goes, what's what? What's a slump bus?

[Brett Fesler]

You explain it to him, and it's like, they all are like, ah. Again, I've explained it to almost all of them now, and they tell me to shut up. And I just like, okay. You wander around saying those words, you're gonna look like nuts. But Jill used to be a stewardess back in the day. And she used to do international flights. And Jill's a very pretty lady. And so she'd fly around doing her thing. Don't call her a stewardess. Even still to this day, she hates it. I'm like, why? What's wrong with that word? It implies that I'm your servant. Hate to break it to you, but in that particular instance, you are. What else are you doing? Well, I'm there for safety. I'm like, I'm not leaning on you for safety. You're £100. No.

[John Holmberg]

What are you gonna do?

[Brett Fesler]

Nothing. Move.

[John Holmberg]

Bring me another cocktail.

[Brett Fesler]

You're my servant. I mean, stewardess is the nice thing I should call you. I don't want to be anybody's slave. Well, then you should quit your job because this is technically slavery. You're getting paid for it. I don't know how you can compare the two. You can't call them stewardesses. Cause it's offensive. I don't know why. It doesn't make any sense. This is pretty fun. I'm gonna play something for you and I'm just gonna. You let. Let it. I'm going to let it happen as it happened on broadcast television. Is exactly how this went down on broadcast television. Okay. All of it. This yesterday. Okay. It was Saturday.

[Brady Bogan]

Saturday.

[Brett Fesler]

Disability Pride night is Thursday, July 10, and with a theme ticket, fans take home a Cardinals cap featuring the disability pride flag and Cardinals in braille. [e-mail] the Toledo. I told you to beep it 31 seconds before they came back on the air. Longest 31 seconds because while that one people were trying to figure out what they were doing. They were laughing. There's no doubt in my mind. Skip carey of the St. Louis. Were they laughing or they were laughing? No, they know they were laughing. They're probably a little nervous, but they were laughing. He. I had to beep. I had to delete it because Toledo beeped. I told him, beep the bad word. He said, disability flag, but he left the L out. And then he corrected it quickly and said, get your disability flag. And he moved right through it. Smooth it silk. There's something. Something. Check out homework's morning sickness [e-mail] Holmberg's.

[John Holmberg]

Morning sickness was Brennaman high fiving him at that.

[Brett Fesler]

Brennan is sitting there. Well, I suppose he should apologize now. Now, what's odd about that is I was watching a game on tv, a different game. The. I believe it was the. The. The Phillies and the Mets, I think, were playing. And as I'm watching Nick Castellanos hit a double. And I actually said, I wonder what horrible just happened in the Major League Baseball to a friend of mine. And about an hour later, I don't know if the times lined up or not. Here's another thing.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought maybe it happened before the Cascalanos thing because the bets went up on him hitting a home run.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, did they? Yeah, that's very possible.

[John Holmberg]

Fanduel just went through the room.

[Brett Fesler]

He got a double. And I thought at that moment, Castellanos had a nice deep drive. Probably something awful just happened. If it's been on. What the is a disability pride flag?

[Brady Bogan]

I have no idea.

[Brett Fesler]

Wait a minute. You can't have all that if you're disabled and gay, you're not proud of both of those things. I mean, it's not.

[Brady Bogan]

It is an interesting.

[Brett Fesler]

You're just a disabled gay. You're gay pride. You're not special because you can't walk and you're gay. Most gays can't walk Sunday morning anyway. They're almost all disabled by something over the weekend. What the hell is a disability pride flag? It's different than a pride flag and the disabled have a flag. Now, what is disability flag?

[Brady Bogan]

Why wouldn't you be together on that?

[Brett Fesler]

I mean, I understand that you're proud because you're disabled. You can accomplish things, but there's not like this. That's like having ALS pride. It's not. It's not something people want. I'm proud of it. You are? Are you trying to cure it? Hell yeah, I'm trying to cure it. Did you fix it? Thanks. Nobody, nobody is cancer proud. Nobody is AIDS proud. You're trying to fix it. Like if they came up to a disabled guy and said, I'm a doctor and I can fix it, they would be like, no, I'm proud of this wheelchair. And like, no, you'd fix it. There's no pride in it. There's like a current situation.

[Brady Bogan]

So they're handing out 50 that day.

[Brett Fesler]

How many disabled are there?

[Brady Bogan]

Right? Because even if there were, I mean, even if the hetero fried disabled didn't go to that game, there's probably 200 seats. Maybe there's more.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, if.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think so. You know, the disabled. Disabled seats in a stadium.

[Brett Fesler]

How many gays are there in the disabled area? How many gays does it take? Yeah, that's what I mean. How much. How much planning went into printing? We need how many flags you think we'll need 10? I think you're overshooting it. By like 8. I don't think there's that many disabled gays.

[Brady Bogan]

I guess there could be more if you're thinking the gates that you. We go down to the lower level, there's those bullpens.

[Brett Fesler]

How many of them are gay, though?

[Brady Bogan]

I know. Out of that.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. Out of all the disabled gays.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why they're selling the night before.

[Brett Fesler]

Here's. You got to roll in a bunch of disabled gays.

[Brady Bogan]

You might not want to go.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. Cardinal fans, we're very specific. This night is for. Look, talk to some people. We need as many disabled homosexuals as you can. No, no, we don't mean go make them disabled. We're saying currently either born that way or already disabled. Don't disable. This is going to go sideways. We're looking for a bunch of disabled gays. Yeah. Missouri was like, we can take care of that for you. We'll disable gays all day long if you let us. How many flags for the disabled gays were given away that night? My guess is one. If a percentage of the population that's disabled, over 10. You think there were 10 homosexual disabled?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

I only see maybe 50 to 60 disabled at a game in the first place.

[Brady Bogan]

I think you had seven that were there and three that decided, I'm in.

[Brett Fesler]

All right, so there's three of them that are like, you know what? I didn't even know we could do that. I'm going to start sucking one of those. Okay. I see. Brady said. This is Brady's idea. That night was like, you know what? That's not a bad idea. I think I want to get thrown out of this chair and have somebody give it a whirl. Try to blow me hard because the girls aren't working. I didn't know and I knew that there's homosexuals who are disabled. I just. I have to imagine that the percentage is so low we can't have a night for it. And they have their own flag, which shocks me. Here. Here's the. Here it is again. Only you can hear about it. Disability pride night is Thursday, July 10, and with a theme ticket fans take home a Cardinals cat featuring the disability pride flag and cardinals in braille. [e-mail] Theme and they laugh for 31 seconds. The mics are off. Ambient noise.

[Brady Bogan]

So the hat has flag and braille.

[John Holmberg]

Ye.

[Brett Fesler]

Jesus Christ. I didn't even catch that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he said the braille part.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. Disability pride night is Thursday, July 10, and with the theme ticket, fans take home a Cardinals cap featuring the Disability pride flag and cardinals in braille. Wow, I didn't catch that part. So you're gay, blind, and you can't move. I guess disabled and blind, they count it together.

[Brady Bogan]

So that ups the amount of flags.

[Brett Fesler]

The production look, we had. We've had ideas to print T shirts, and they're like, if we can't sell 100 of these, we're not printing them. I can't imagine the idea around that table is like, you think we'll get rid of 100 disabled braille cardinal hats for gay guys?

[Brady Bogan]

We have to, because there's a huge price break if we get anything below 50.

[Brett Fesler]

I think maybe they accidentally printed up a bunch of braille cardinal hats with rainbow STL in the front. We're like, well, we need to come up with something to get rid of these.

[Brady Bogan]

And watch how you find out that the braille was wrong.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, it just says on the hat, hey, wheel me around to a punching distance where I can hit. I can't see him. So just what is a disability pride flag?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah, we're. We're just immediately thinking, you know, wheelchair.

[Brett Fesler]

It's got a wheelchair.

[Brady Bogan]

But blind, deaf.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, that's disabled. Like, you're disabled for that. You got that right. Yeah. That falls into.

[Brady Bogan]

There's more lids going out there.

[Brett Fesler]

I just don't. I don't know. And then, of course, you get to. People say, being gay isn't a disability, is it? Yeah, see, you're just. You're just adding too many questions. Now. I'm q. I'm also curious. I'm not bi curious, but I fit your flag right now because I'm curious. I've just gotten one. I don't know if it's right or wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

Not.

[John Holmberg]

This is the one I found where.

[Brett Fesler]

It's just the. It's the. It's the rainbow flag with that triangle on it. Oh, that's the hat. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man.

[Brett Fesler]

I was right. They. They just made rainbow STL and then put braille on the bill and then cardinals on the side.

[Brady Bogan]

But where's the.

[Brett Fesler]

And then. And then afterwards, you get the disability pride flag.

[Brady Bogan]

That's on the hat, too.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, it's on the other side of the hat. If they flip it, you might be right. It features the disability pride.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, there's no flag. It just. It's on the. On the hat.

[John Holmberg]

So people are saying what each color represents.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, I don't want to know any of this. This. I'm not going to remember it anyway. The.

[Brady Bogan]

What happens if you just came out Of a procedure.

[Brett Fesler]

What do you mean?

[Brady Bogan]

You apply, you know, got the handicap license plate or the parking.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, you're going to get better.

[Brady Bogan]

Temporarily.

[Brett Fesler]

To say you're temporarily. I think there's.

[John Holmberg]

Return the hat when you're done.

[Brett Fesler]

I think that's a. No. I think that's a temporary disabled pride flag. I'm not. I don't. It just says temporary use only on it. I don't know. No offense to the disabled, but if they cured it, would you still be proud to have it or would you get cured.

[Brady Bogan]

Then you step into the regular flag?

[Brett Fesler]

I have. Then. Then you. You almost did it. That would have been awesome. People are mad and they want to suspend Skip Carry. At least the announcers is Harry Carries grand grandson. They want to suspend Skip Carrey for. For making a goof. Come on, stop it. Look, you speak for a living. You're going to struggle with two words, flag and country. Both of them knock us around like crazy. I mean, they do every time.

[Brady Bogan]

Throw in pride.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, yeah. And you're looking at the rainbow and you're like. Your brain's like, don't say. Don't say disability pride Flag. Damn it.

[Brady Bogan]

What if it was on the car?

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, if it was written down, he's in trouble, but that'll fire somebody else. But I guarantee people are like, what were they doing for 31 seconds? I bet they were crapping their pants. I guarantee you laughing hysterically. Have you ever seen Skip Carry? His shirt's unbuttoned to his belly. Like, it's like he's brockmy.

[John Holmberg]

So he's like, Harry.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, he's worse than Harry. He's a lothario. He looks good. He's got. He's just this. He looks like Gavin Newsome's dirty brother. It's kind of just Skip Carries got his shirt all unbuttoned. It's got chains.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought they showed him in the booth that day.

[Brett Fesler]

He. If anybody's gonna look, if anybody's gonna appeal to disabled gays, it's that guy. He's. He's night. He. He smells like scotch and cigarettes. He just looks. Everything about him is strange looking now. And he saw that flag. You know, you gotta rattle through a lot of words that make you giggle if you miss them. And 31 seconds, those dudes were laughing their asses off. And probably at the end, the producer's like, do we apologize? And Skip Carey's like, f. No, act like it didn't happen. Happen. Once I get my composure back, we're going right back to baseball. And they were right. You can goof if you say, you know, instead of flag. It's reasonable. Just keep trucking. Keep. They teach you that in broadcasting school? You make a mistake, keep trucking. No backwards momentum. We're not hitting reverse here. We're going forward.

[Brady Bogan]

They should have them in the booth with the hat on. Show them what it would look like.

[Brett Fesler]

In a wheelchair just to be one of them.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brett Fesler]

Well, that's Chip Carry, isn't it? I think he's dead.

[Brady Bogan]

That's Skip.

[Brett Fesler]

Chips. Dead Skip. Then it's Chip Carry who did it because he's the Cardinals guy. I get their names confused. I think Skip's been dead or. Yeah, I think his dad's been gone for. He used to be with the Braves. Yeah, this is Chip Carry, not Skip Carry. There's too many of them. They named each other stupid names, so you can't. Chip's a riot. Chip. I hate the Cardinals with a passion. Chip is a riot. He sits in that booth all sexed up. He looks like he just got sex, but he's from Anchorman. His clothes are the big collars, and sometimes he wears necklaces and he's unbuttoned. It's just this furry salt and pepper chest hair. Welcome to Cardinal baseball. He just hates being in St. Louis, even though that's his family's like place to be. It's where it all started for Harry. Now, you know, the prodigal grandson returns and he says what his dad and grandpa used to say all the time, which is the homo F word. It's fun. It's funny. See, I almost said something horrible. You did. Yeah, but they want to cancel him. Like, people are mad, and I'm like, who? The 11 disabled gays that were offended he made a mistake? Try saying country on the air a few times. I guarantee you you're gonna bounce one because your brain tells you not to. You don't even. No, it's in there. It's subconscious. It's in the back of your brain all the time.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not doing it. Yeah, I'll screw it up.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, yeah. Stay away from it. If you need. If you. Unless you have to say it.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, let's hope that.

[Brett Fesler]

Boy, oh, boy, Brady. Here we are again. And I just want to let everybody know. Tom Brennaman for CW Sports. The worst phrase I thought I'd ever say in my career. I say all the time now. Tom Brennam, CW Sports. What the happened here, by the way? Just want to let you know it was Disabled night at the Reds ballpark. The night I said it too. So I was just trying to appeal to the wearing the flags and the wheelchairs and everything else. Man, I tell you what. I said that word four years ago and I haven't had a decent job since.

[John Holmberg]

Tom, you're a trendsetter.

[Brett Fesler]

I started. That's right. You're absolutely right. If it wasn't for me, there wouldn't be proud disabled homosexuals. Nothing better in your life than waddling around, taking it in the ass and then getting put back in a chair. Nothing better than blowing a guy and then saying, hand me my crutches. It's hard for the disabled gays. They have to get their. Their crutches in their hands just so to bend over all the way without getting tipsy. I'll wave that disabled flag like nobody's been business. I've never even heard of it. I didn't know they were thinking about it. And yet there they are doing it. And I'm the one who can't work. Tom Brennaman, CW Sports.

[Brady Bogan]

And now WLW Morning.

[Brett Fesler]

That's all that Brady. That's right. Are you WLW mornings. 1580, Cincinnati's lowest rated sports radio station. 700am 700, remember? Am I on it? And you can say all day long there. Nobody hears it. I'm the proverbial tree in the forest. Brady. If Tom Brennaman says on 700am, does anybody hear it? And the answer is no. Anyway, good luck to all you rolling homos. If you are gay and disabled and in a chair. You are. You gotta embrace rolling homos. That's hilarious.

[John Holmberg]

Set a new band name that they're playing.

[Brett Fesler]

Katie. Kb. Look, I'm not gay. I'm a heterosexual man. I tried being gay for a while and I just couldn't do it. I never acted on any of it. I thought it would be a better way. I certainly thought, look at Doug Hopkins. Doug Hopkins just moved into his new house, sent me a picture of his pool. And it's the most beautiful infinity edge pool I've ever seen. And I'm like, damn it. Doug and I were homosexuals. I could be. It would be amazing the income the two of us could pile together.

[John Holmberg]

Man.

[Brett Fesler]

Hundred percent. Because we're both men. It's just disgusting to think of that sexual act with Doug Hopkins. I was born this way. I wanted to be gay for a while. And still deep down, I think I might be. I just can't do the blowing and the pumping. But as a heterosexual, I Know one thing is true. I would never. A disabled woman, in the end, I couldn't do. Has nothing to do with their gender. I just could. Not a disabled woman right in the butt. I can't. It's mean. It just seems wrong. So disabled gays, if you're an able bodied homosexual, go find another able bodied homosexual and stop these disabled gays. That way if they can't feel it.

[Brady Bogan]

They want to be treated just like anyone else.

[Brett Fesler]

Nobody wants to be treated like that. Yeah, I want to be treated though. Don't. My butt. If I'm paying the fines. You haven't heard anything yet. That's a rule I live by, Brady. I stand in this room and I stare at all of you. If ever I use the. Lose the use of my limbs in any way, shape or form. None of you. And I mean it. It's the 11th Commandment. Thou shalt not my disabled bottom.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll slap that braille hat on you.

[Brett Fesler]

You'd be reading you're going to jail in braille on the side of my hat. I think it's mean to gay bounce a disabled guy. And we're not talking about like, you know, he's got like. Like Thriller. Imagine that. How easy is that to get him? He can't get away. If Thriller was a homosexual, he'd be a disabled gay. And I think it's mean to him. He's one weak.

[John Holmberg]

I just can't get the image of you and Doug Hopkins in his infinity pool with this playing in the background.

[Brett Fesler]

No. Oh, I'll be all over it. That pool is enough to make me think about it. If it wasn't for the hair I'd be pulling out of my teeth for the next seven months. Dudes of carpet. But if I was gay and he was gay at me, make a strong push on him. If Doug told me I'm homosexual, I'm like, all right, that's a hell of a fool. I think I'm homosexual too. And I. I think I love you.

[Brady Bogan]

Yesterday I didn't know on the way to local legends at Bar Brett's. Matthias Bar. There's a billboard on main Street. That's Doug Hopkins.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Number one buyer mobile homes.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, that's the one he hit his keg under this year. Yeah, this would be. There would be so much ass play at Doug's house if we could tolerate it, but I can't. But I'll tell you this, between a disabled woman and Doug Hopkins and somebody said, you gotta bang one to survive. If it was like a Saw game. I'm hammering Doug. At least. At least it's not mean he can fight back. Some of this in Spanish. And got that Mexican flag out. Yeah. I didn't know there was a disabled movement for homosexuals. I'm sorry. You guys have been through a lot. That's the most oppressed group ever. If you're black, disabled and gay, you should have your own state. And I talk about segregation. I'm talking about, you guys own a state. It's your whatever you want. Everything's gold free medical care. Hi, my name is Daquan. I'm a homosexual and I cannot use the lower half of my body. We need. You need a flag. You need your own house. You need all sorts of cool stuff because this is a dude free house of P town. You have been through it, my man. Who's wearing that hat? And is it appropriation if I put the disabled gay flag hat with Braille inside on and I'm straight and I'm moving mobile? I'll get letters from the disabled. They'll be scrawled out in some sort of a way, hardly able to read them. But I'm a gay disabled man. My son.

[John Holmberg]

Get that checkbook ready.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, I'll start. I'll pump out some checks. They deserve it. Deserved it. Gay disabled people go, we've been through a lot. I'm like, I'm with you. I agree. Can I march with you? I mean, roll. What do you guys do?

[John Holmberg]

Every one of them were rolling 60s.

[Brett Fesler]

If I even tried to put that together right now. Gather all the gay disabled and only gay disabled. We're going to have a march. There'd be eight people outside. There aren't that many.

[Brady Bogan]

And Palestinian flags.

[Brett Fesler]

And there'd be a Mexican flag. No, no, you guys roll home. This isn't disabled immigrants. Come on, pay attention. Read the fine print. See? No, you're not. Are you getting gay? See? Oh, all right. Put your flag down. I didn't know. I didn't know there were disabled gays to, you know, necessitate a night at the ballpark. I find that to be. If I was looking at my calendar at the beginning of the year. It's hat night. It's bat night. It's free ice cream, helmet, disabled gay hat night. What?

[Brady Bogan]

And who did they bump? Yeah, because they think about things every night. They gotta, you know. You're planning the year out.

[Brett Fesler]

Yep. All right, what are we looking at? June 21 is open. What about disabled homosexuals? The hell is that? Well, there's probably four or five of them around here in St. Louis.

[Brady Bogan]

And you know what? We're going to take out the cleft palate.

[Brett Fesler]

They're hard to look at. I don't like looking at. They're like the real bad one and we can't do it. This dip will go crazy up there. Chip, whatever. Which one? We. We got disabled flag knight on the hat. And then they laugh for 31 seconds. And of course they did. It was a goof. And it's an uncomfortable laugh. It's a darkness you can't not have. You have to live your life for that kind of stuff. People make, you know, verbal goofs. It happens, and you can't get mad at them for it. Remember that one girl on the. It was Michelle Beetle when she was doing her show on ESPN and she accidentally said half of the N word instead of. I remember she's trying to say nick, I think. And it came out. And one of her co hosts goes, oh, you're done. She goes, oh, shut up. I made a mistake. It was the slip of the tongue. I didn't mean it. And they can't get on me for that. And he goes, oh. And they started laughing. The two black guys were laughing their asses off because they knew she's uncomfortable. It was hilarious. She's still working. She didn't mean it. It's all intent. There was no ill will. And Mr. Carey's goof.

[John Holmberg]

I like the A's announcer.

[Brett Fesler]

The A's announcer got bounced because if you're going to talk about the Negro Leagues, get it right.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I was saying. Let's hope Chip doesn't go to go.

[Brett Fesler]

To Kansas City because let me tell you this.

[Brady Bogan]

Three game stand.

[Brett Fesler]

Flag. The Royals flag. Yeah, Flag and the homo F word are mighty close. Negro and what that guy said aren't. They're not Brady. You're. You're. Your brain saying, don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it because you're. Because you know it. He said. And he went full. It didn't slip. And then stop. It was the. And he called it.

[John Holmberg]

It was a hard R, too.

[Brett Fesler]

He called it the League hall of Fame.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

And he's sitting next to Yukon Cornelius because that dude looked like an 1800s.

[Brady Bogan]

Prospector who turned into Casper the Ghost.

[Brett Fesler]

After that. He just had this smiling, am I going to get fired for sitting this close to it? He didn't fix it. He didn't apologize. He said it. And he's like, oh, no. I said the thing that One was different than Flag, and you can see where you'd accidentally do that, although it's just poor timing. But again, and the subject, it's a lot of. Don't say it's. It's. It's putting your announcers in bad spots. All right, Chip, here's tonight's Copy copy. Disabled Flag night for homosexuals. Yeah, it's the disabled Flag guys. Come on. Is that a real thing? That's not a real group. You're trying to make me mess up. I find out every day there's something new.

[John Holmberg]

There's Yukon.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, that's the. There. There's the picture of Glenn Cupper and whoever the guy is with him. Oh, Oakland days. And the other dude looks like he's, you know, straight out of Lord of the Rings. He's, like, down there fighting with the orcs.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to go back to my shire.

[Brett Fesler]

Is this edited?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Fesler]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Brett Fesler]

Because I know that one ain't right. And you don't dance around that one. That one. You can't. You can't play with that one.

[John Holmberg]

And look, he even made it to the new announcer. Like, he held on to his job. Now they got the girl.

[Brett Fesler]

Well, he didn't do anything. He just sat next to him. Well, he said it. Not me. Get rid of him. But his face. When that happened, when he said that. N word League hall of fame. And then he looked at the camera and he looked at his partner like, did you hear? Everybody heard it. Everybody heard it. Yeah, you can't have that. You can't have a Confederate soldier sitting next to an old man with gray hair. Have the N bomb slide and not expect somebody to lose their job. Disabled pride. Flag, you're dancing with the devil. And I'm all for. I just think it's mean to bang. I mean, moderately disabled a little bit. Depends on how disabled you are. But I think if you're enabled, you have to be equally disabled and homosexual to have sex with each other. Because I just think if I just think of Michael and Troy and the things they do to each other. Somebody with a spinal cord injury, they don't need to be in that house. See, if I. If I see anyone rolling up to Michael and Troy's house on a Friday at like, five or six at night, I'm calling the cops. Because what's about to happen to that guy should be illegal. And it should happen the same way with me. If some girl, like, in a bikini rolls up to my place, if the.

[Brady Bogan]

Ramp comes down on the Minivan.

[Brett Fesler]

Yep. And the side of it says rolling hookers and like, here we go. No, you can't have. Have it. It's mean to have sex with disabled people.

[John Holmberg]

Of course you're going to get them. What if Duo was disabled?

[Brett Fesler]

I'd do it. No, I wouldn't. Her legs would get all weird and crooked.

[John Holmberg]

Do whatever you want with them then.

[Brett Fesler]

That's what I'm talking about. I don't want it to be a. A real doll. I guess I like my. I guess I like my lady to have the ability to escape because that means if they didn't, I did something right. A lady in a chair. She's got to tell you to put her back in the chair so she can call a cab. Like you have to help her leave. It's the worst nightmare. I don't. Tell me one guy that wants to try to. Like, she can't get out of bed and all you wanted to do is go home. Disabled Pride. Nobody's got that.

[John Holmberg]

And blind too. Because it's umbrella.

[Brett Fesler]

That's disabled too. And you can have sex with the blind. I still wouldn't do it. I think it's. I just. I can't. I'm not going down those roads. But I don't think. I gotta be honest. I don't think anybody's that proud of their disability. I'm not proud of my nose just cause I have it. My nose is a hindrance to my life.

[Brady Bogan]

Life.

[Brett Fesler]

It's awful to have my nose. I'm not going to sit around and say busted up, giant ugly nose. Pride. If they could cure it, I'd get cured if it was reasonably priced or covered by insurance. It's something. Something. Check out H's Morning Sickness podcast at 98kupd.com Homburg's Morning Sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

Great.

[Brett Fesler]

Now blind people are getting grouped into this nonsense of LGBTQ xyz. Next thing you know, Puerto Rican homeless drug addict night's gonna be at the ballpark. That's from our blind listener, Sean. He doesn't want to be in this mix. And this guy. What are you doing taking a blind guy to the ball game? Stay home and don't take the risk of getting hit in the face with a ball. That's true. I went with my friend Brian, who was just high and the foul ball I didn't catch hit him in the st. Stomach. He can see and catch and do stuff and he still got plunked in the chest. Disabled Pride night. Just pride night. Just because you're disabled doesn't make you extra special Gay. Gay with cherry.

[Brady Bogan]

Been happening the last, you know, several years. Because this first time I've ever.

[Brett Fesler]

Disabled gays. That's the first time anybody.

[Brady Bogan]

Pride Night hat.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, you never. Yeah. Pride Night's been going on at ball games.

[Brady Bogan]

Disabled Pride Night.

[Brett Fesler]

Disabled Pride Night's pro. Brand new to everybody. Even the disabled gays were like, what? We have a night? Or I should say, he said, what? I have a night. Yeah, it's. It's not a thing. It's just another thing we have to tiptoe around, and I ain't gonna do it. You're disabled and you're gay. Great. You're just. You just get pride. Because I'm supposed to treat you normal, right? I'm not supposed to look at you and go, he's gay and disabled. Because now I'm being a jerk for that, too.

[John Holmberg]

If you're disabled and gay, clap your hands.

[Brett Fesler]

They can't.

[John Holmberg]

That'd be the organ with Bobby.

[Brett Fesler]

All right, fans, on your feet. Except, well, never mind. Someone says, you're an idiot. Jberg, it's pride for the disabled, not the disabled gays. No, it's not. It's a rainbow flag. You're wrong, Nathaniel. You're the idiot. Jberg was right. It's disabled pride now. They made a rainbow logo out of isn't again. Then I'll just say, who's proud of it. Disabled gays get premium backdoor parking. All right, all right. Thank you. Stop it. You're not funny, audience. You're hilarious. It is. It is. It's disabled. It's not Just. And you can't start throwing pride in if that guy thinks he's right. Nathaniel, you can't throw the word pride on top of the disabled because you make the gays mad. This is Disabled Pride Night. They have a rainbow flag on the hat and then Braille on the side of it. And don't go peacocking around if you're disabled. There's nothing to be super proud of. We're trying to fit. Fix it. There's no way. Cory's doctors are like, you should just be proud of this. What are you coming to me for? Well, can you fix it? No. Where's your pride? I want to be better. I want to walk without this giant limp and, like, not fall down in the hallway every third day. Be proud of. Just be proud of falling down a lot. Nobody's proud of that. Cory's not proud of his walk. He accepts it. That's different. Different als. Matt's not proud of his illness, he wants it fixed. I'm tired of pussyfooting around the topic. I already go to sons games. Name. They got Pride Night coming up here this Friday at the Diamondbacks game. And you know what's funny about that? When I was at the Diamondbacks game with Hopkins and his family, his parents were in front of us. And I said, Mr. And Mrs. Hopkins, I have something to tell you. And his dad turned around and goes, what is it, John? He always says my name. And I actually really like. Like that. And I said. And I pointed to the big board in the stadium and it said, Pride Night June 27th. And I said, doug has asked me to come to that night, just the two of us. And his dad goes, I knew it. And we just started. And we started laughing. And then his mom said, doug should be so lucky. I said, that's nice of you, ma' am.

[Brady Bogan]

Major night.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, next time I your son. I'll think of that. Anyway, Pride Night. Like me being proud of this face. John's got this weird face. Pride Night. Yeah. All right. You can't be proud of everything. Sometimes there's stuff you're like, yeah, I want to get this fixed. Cracked windshield. Pride Night. No, no, no. Nobody's proud of it. We all trying to get it fixed. Call New Vision. We'll get it once. Choked on a chunk of steak at Texas Pride Night. I'm not proud of it. It was an awful day. I had a horrible time. My lowest moment is not something I should embrace with pride because it makes me weak. And you can't go tossing the word pride into other things because the gays will be like, you better be talking about us gays own rainbows and the word pride. Period. End of story. Lions are even like, don't call us Pride Zion anymore. There's too many guys coming by fighting us the Bears. Anyway, what do you got on the big board of musical treats there?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Fesler]

You know what's funny? We make fun of it all the time. But Susan, our sales lady, On Thursday said somebody clean up the nuke box.

[Brady Bogan]

That was the Kaiser.

[Brett Fesler]

Okay. Susie did okay either way. Both of them. And Trump did.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

Maybe he took that a little too literally. The nuke box. Hey, I get it. I see what you're saying. I'm doing it then to do it. By the way, the girl was trying to say nuggets and inserted an I instead of a U when. And then the other guy, oh, you're done. And she goes, you know, come on you two, knock it off. She still got a job because thank God people were normal and understood she didn't mean anything maliciously. Malice that plays a part in all this. What do you on the list?

[John Holmberg]

It's all pretty much this weekend. Slayer, War and Song Tom Petty Free Falling Gore Bring back the Bomb Destroy Everything from hate Breed War inside me Hell yeah Death blooms from mud vein Blue Oyster cult Don't fear the Reaper for Iran Motorhead the Bomber Run to the hills Maiden Peace sells Nothing remains From Chimera, Boom from pod and Bombshell from Power man.

[Brett Fesler]

Bombshell by Powerman5000. That one's got the most. It's very dancy and fun and fits exactly what what we did this weekend which was Operation Midnight Hammer, which I love. Midnight Hammer should be like some private investigator show on CBS Tuesday on Midnight Hammock, the son of Mike Hammer is now a PI.

[Brady Bogan]

Just think they had to make the call even earlier than that being 37 hour flight.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh yeah. No, they don't look the day the second he said, I don't know. I'll give him two weeks for diplomacy. They had already fueled up. Unleash the Kraken, Let the hounds go. Done. It's time for Operation Midnight Hammer. That's right. I even have a guy who I paid to record the Sounder Mighty Cuper issue Midnight Hammer. I know what that first part was, but. All right, let's go fly at the jets. I was reading about the B2 bomber this weekend and the and I was like, I'm dumb, right? Keep that in mind. But I thought to myself, how in the world. Because we can see. Because I watch a lot of op losses when they have overhead drones now. They send down footage with heat sensors to find bodies in the woods. And so they had a good episode on Saturday. Guy got hit in the head with a rock. Yeah like thermal image. And they look through the woods for a heat like they get a sign of like a body's got hot and they do that all the time. It turns orange or blue and they'll show the body. And, like, how does the plane not have, like, a heat signature? How does the stealth bomber get away with that? They buried the engines inside the wings. They're not outside. Ah. How does that work?

[Brady Bogan]

And it blocks the heat, but it doesn't.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. The engines are not exposed. And then around the engines are these. Yeah. There's no trail. That's the crazy part. It pumps out this cool nonsense. So there's nothing that is glowing on the plane to give a heat signature. These things. You look into this thing, and if you're not amazed by American ingenuity immediately afterwards. Words. You hate it here. This plane is. I never really dove into this. The B2. It's ridiculous.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a cool little model. Where's the microwave?

[Brett Fesler]

I'm sure it's like, where can a guy take a make Hot Pocket?

[John Holmberg]

Where's the galley?

[Brett Fesler]

Everything about it goes against traditional flight. Like, it's like a. It's like. It's like a 787 for. That's not true of size of engine. But it's. And then it's wrapped in this giant wing. Nothing about it seems like aerodynamically possible. And where they bury the. The engines, they're inside these capsules that never give a heat. Thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Diffuser.

[Brett Fesler]

It's incredible how. Because that's. If dummy like me thinks, well, wouldn't it be glowing red on some of those thermal things? Nope. They figured that out too. And its skin absorbs radar so it doesn't bounce off it. Like, as radar tries to hit it, it goes and sucks it. Like, it went straight through. And so it doesn't bounce back and give a signal. That's something there. Incredible. Incredible. And Brett's got a picture. One pulled up with all the inner workings on. It's so cool.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what you're talking about. On the side it says radar absorbent.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. It's incredible. It is. Yeah. It's a. It's a wrap, basically, that the radar gets absorbed into. Like, if it gets hit by a radar. Like something trying to find it. And I. Because I. My question was, how do commercial airliners. If it was in the air for 40 hours, its maximum. Maximum height is 47,000ft. And the maximum height of a jumbo jet airliner is 45,000. Although they don't fly there too often. Unless it's massive storms. Then you get shaky. If it gets above that, this thing's just a little bit higher than those. So I'm sure somebody was coming back from Italy and landing in Philadelphia. And they had to be aware of it. But this thing doesn't communicate with any towers. Doesn't radio communicate on the plane. It sends out nothing. It's like an air submarine. And. And I wondered how in the world do the modern technological advancements in commercial air travel not pick up that there's a stealth bomber within, you know, a little bit of them.

[Brady Bogan]

And then.

[Brett Fesler]

And they don't either.

[Brady Bogan]

Payload.

[Brett Fesler]

Right. That kind of weight. It's incredible. They can carry up to a million pounds. They weigh like 790,000 pounds by themselves. An average commercial 787 is 850,000 thousand pounds. It's incredible. This thing can tote around. It gets it. The two bombs. It can either take 30 Tomahawks per or two bunker buster takes 60,000 pounds of bombs. Incredible ingenuity at its peak. Human achievement, like beyond your imagination is all wrapped up in that thing. And it's 20 years old.

[John Holmberg]

It's only two crew members on that thing too.

[Brett Fesler]

Then they. They don't talk for 37 hours. They communicate with computers and like an internal thing. They, they try to keep it down as much as possible because any. Any sort of noise that's extra.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, keep it down up there.

[Brett Fesler]

Like it picked up. Flushing Brady running back and forth to the fridge. Popping open Hot Pockets and Hostess.

[Brady Bogan]

Was that the microwave dinging again?

[Brett Fesler]

Enough with the cellophane Bogan. Come on. That's where the Twinkies are. You want me to eat the cellophane? What are you, a dumb ass?

[John Holmberg]

Fold down cots. High calorie meal packs.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. It's crazy. Crazy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

So hate America. Love America. Do whatever. Respect the hell out of that thing. It doesn't have to drop bombs to be amazing. I know you hate it because it's a war machine to the people who hate it. But think about the adv. Like all the things that we probably benefited from from them dicking around and inventing this deal. Because I'm sure it trickled down and go oh wow. That can be like. We can throw that into vcrs or DVDs and just over the 25 years just advanced everything we've got exponentially because they were screwing around with this engineering. It's amazing. And once they buried those engines and they cost two and a half billion dollars each to make. There's a reason why they're awesome. I thought it was cool. I thought it was great. I'm a proud American. I don't necessarily agree with everything that politicians do, but shutting Iran up is finally. Jesus Christ. I've had enough of them since I was 6. I remember when the first ayatollah that I knew about Khomeini died, and they walked him down the street in one of those crazy Iranian funerals and he fell out of the box. It was awesome. All Americans cheered. You don't. Oh, it's great. It's all over the Internet if you want to find it. Yeah, they were chanting like, death to America and toting it. That's how they do funerals for their religious leaders. And they're walking around the road and hundreds of thousands of people are out in the streets. And then he spilled out of the box. Well, we'll get him. We'll get him. It's Bombshell. Powerman 5000. It's 98 KUPD USA, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98. Still streaming. Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98KUPD.com also like to say that I have to change my opinion completely, 100% across the board on my pride for what happened in Iran this week in Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran. I. I feel really foolish because I've been going on and on about how proud I am as an American that we did what we did and finally shut Iran up because I've been tired of them my whole life. But I didn't know that. New York Liberty guard Natasha Clark, loud. She spoke out yesterday and is calling for the impeachment of Donald Trump. And you know, when the WNBA calls for an impeachment, it happens. That's a powerful group. That's a powerful group of. Oh, now she's saying that her unicorn is going to ride close to the sun and try to harness some power and bring it back and kill the president herself. They are very powerful in their delusional worlds. WNBA girl Caitlyn Clark's in the record books again. And she's always in record books. Does she make shots?

[Brady Bogan]

100 assists in 47 games.

[Brett Fesler]

She has 16 double doubles in her year and a quarter of playing. In the entire existence of her team, the Indiana Fever, there have been 16 double doubles. She has 16 by herself in about 41 games. This league sucks. It has for years. She's the only good thing. But you don't have a voice, wnba, just, you know, practice your free throws and layups and stuff and stop worrying about political geopolitical talk. I hate to sound like Laura Ingram here, but shut up and dribble. Or try to dribble. You're not very good at it. The WNBA girl Took her press conference, too. We got to impeach Trump. Quiet down. I don't think any. I think even WNBA people are like, all right, you're not a big enough deal. One of the member of the Phoenix Rising said. Oh, I stopped listening two seconds ago. What? You don't hear what the guys from the Rising think about geopolitical thinking things. I don't want to hear what the guys from the Rising think, period.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

One of them has a pretty. Okay, sure, have him get a podcast or something. Then he can spew it out all he wants. Don't waste your sports press conference on that wnba. Answer questions like, how come it's so hard for you guys to catch a pass? Why do you always drop passes? I don't think I've ever seen one cleanly hit hands and not fall to the ground first.

[Brady Bogan]

The man amazing that Caitlin gets 8.7. Look, on average a game that they catch that.

[Brett Fesler]

She's getting a lot of assists because one girl, she's found on the team can. Can kind of wrangle a few of her passes. It's the big girl. Her name's Boston. She's mount. She's a mountain. She's the round mound of rebound. She's. In fact, I think it's Chuck Barkley as Joanna. Man, give me that ball there. I score 60 points a night. I'm 65 years old old. Her passes surprise her teammates a lot. Like, she's so good at passing it. Like, she didn't expel that. Nobody's ever gotten a ball to me this way. And it bounces off of them. She'd have 17 assists a game if these girls had hands.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you say there's five that don't happen?

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, per game?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, absolutely. Five that, like, should be caught. And the girls are like, I've never seen a pass like this. They don't expect the ball because they're like, nobody. I didn't think that was possible. It's never been possible before. But what doesn't need to happen ever is low level sporting talent telling us, even high level sporting talent telling us what they think should happen to the presidency. You can have the opinion, pop it out on a podcast, get a show. Nobody's watching a wnba. And it was just laughable. All the comments were like, shut up. Learn to shoot. They said Angel Reese was in charge of the bombing run that failed. It missed all its targets. We had one that just missed everything. It was the Angel Reese run with Operation Midnight Hammer and Operation Angel Reese. And Angel Reese Just. She missed. She hit an ocean, I think. Barely. No notice. We'll never have operation Amelia Hammer. It's not happening.

[John Holmberg]

Then it got lost.

[Brett Fesler]

They would just dump it in the water. WNBA girl opens her mouth.

[Brady Bogan]

Shh.

[Brett Fesler]

Get back on the court. You need more practice. You're terrible. We're world champions of crap. Stop it. Again. Beat a high school boys team and now you'll have my attention. But until you can do that, you don't hear high school boys. And we need to impeach the president. Go and stay. That's all you're here for. We want nothing more from you. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report is brought to you by our friends at all pro Shade Concepts. I just saw their commercial on TV last night during the basketball game. 20 years they've been doing this thing. Celebrating 20 years of shading up the valley. What a genius concept. That was two decades ago. When somebody goes, you know what we need around Phoenix? And nobody's proven providing Shade. And they built this company based on what we'd all love to have more of here in Phoenix. Shade. All pro. Shade dot com. They've been doing it that long because they're the best at it. Find out how much shade you can get at your house. They'll do an estimate for you and knock it out. Free installation. Just get it done. Allproche.com Brady report it.

[Brady Bogan]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brett Fesler]

Hi.

[Brady Bogan]

Happy National Hydration Day.

[Brett Fesler]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

And National Detroit Style Pizza Day.

[John Holmberg]

What's the difference? Brady.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. What's that one again?

[Brady Bogan]

It's like a Sicilian pizza. It's a thick crust.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

The only one I know that kind of does it is that jets pizza.

[Brett Fesler]

But it's just from Detroit originally. That's got to be more to it than that.

[Brady Bogan]

It's square.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, like Little Caesars.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. Which originally came out of.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, it's Detroit. So it's just. Just.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brett Fesler]

Square pizza. So it's like a Wendy's hamburger. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Square, thick crust pizza.

[Brett Fesler]

But there's no, like, difference between, like, where the sauce is or it's like a.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's like it made like a traditional pizza.

[Brett Fesler]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Whereas the other ones, you know, like.

[Brett Fesler]

A sauce on top versus. Yeah. Like Chicago. I'll eat it.

[John Holmberg]

It's pizza. It doesn't matter.

[Brett Fesler]

Pizza. I don't care what shape it's in.

[Brady Bogan]

Couple of basis fun facts. The three guys who founded Compaq Computers were initially planning on Starting a chain of Mexican restaurants. They decided to do the computer thing instead.

[John Holmberg]

I think they made the right decision.

[Brett Fesler]

I don't know. Chipotle's doing pretty well. They are Compaq.

[John Holmberg]

I think they sold off to somebody.

[Brett Fesler]

Else and cashed out at the very.

[Brady Bogan]

First NBA game between the Toronto Huskies and the New York Knickerbottle in 1946.

[Brett Fesler]

What? Go ahead, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyone over 6 foot 8 got in free.

[Brett Fesler]

No kidding. They're trying to do the giant recruiting.

[Brady Bogan]

Recruiting.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh yeah. And you could sit right on the court and actually play a little.

[Brady Bogan]

I looked it up to see how.

[Brett Fesler]

Many 6 foot 8 guys.

[Brady Bogan]

They didn't have any.

[Brett Fesler]

Were they disabled homosexuals as well allowed in. Didn't really celebrate that. Back when the Huskies played the Knicks.

[Brady Bogan]

Ghostbusters was originally, originally written to feature the three man team of Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, John Belushi.

[Brett Fesler]

I've heard of that.

[Brady Bogan]

But yeah, they rewrote the script after Belushi.

[Brett Fesler]

I don't think I've heard of the Eddie Murphy part. And I knew the Belushi thing. I didn't know Eddie Murphy was going to be on it, man.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know because it seemed like.

[Brady Bogan]

They threw Ernie Hudson after, you know, because they had.

[Brett Fesler]

She died like 82.

[John Holmberg]

81. 82. Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

That was right when Eddie Murphy was super famous. Like right off the the bat. Huh.

[Brady Bogan]

According to a new report on only fans, which states sell the most on only fans or the most addicted state?

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, I was going to say sell the most. What?

[Brady Bogan]

Shell out the most.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

According to this report, West Virginia throws the most cash at only fans. More than basically 116,000 per 10,000 residents per year. Nevada came in second, followed by Colorado, Illinois and Iowa. The state that spends the least on only fans. Mississippi.

[John Holmberg]

I just look at my sister, I don't need.

[Brady Bogan]

Louisiana came in second.

[John Holmberg]

There you go. Another one.

[Brady Bogan]

Followed by Arkansas. Alabama.

[Brett Fesler]

Christ. It's all sister effort. By the way, Tom's from Detroit and he says Detroit pizza square, thicker crust and the sauce is on top in lines. So there is a sauce.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Ma, just text me the same thing.

[Brett Fesler]

So Brady doesn't know anything about pizza. I don't know if you want to say that.

[John Holmberg]

Challenge accepted.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. I think he's eating it so fast he doesn't realize how where the sauce is.

[Brady Bogan]

I've had that jet pizza. I don't recall the sauce.

[Brett Fesler]

Cuz you were too busy pounding it in your face.

[Brady Bogan]

It doesn't last long.

[Brett Fesler]

You didn't look at the nuance of where the sauce lined up lines up in my belly. That's all you need to know. Go Red wings.

[Brady Bogan]

A new survey asked today's workforce about the non negotiable negotiable parts they're looking for. And the most important stuff is health benefits and financial security. They look at paid overtime is the top benefit that they want. 76% say it's a must have.

[Dick Toledo]

Are there still companies that don't pay overtime?

[Brett Fesler]

I'm sure there are. Well it's illegal overtime.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I thought.

[Brett Fesler]

I've been talking to a specific person in the Arizona labor laws recently and he talked about overtime for some reason for a little, little bit and said that Arizona is one of the strictest we evidently are one of the strictest labor law states in the nation. But that one is a huge one. Like you can file lawsuits like crazy for overtime here. It just cost you money to do it right?

[Brady Bogan]

The millennials big things are like a four day work week. Nap rooms also want fun rooms and pet friendly office.

[Dick Toledo]

This is sure they want a McDonald's.

[Brett Fesler]

Play space but they want their house, they want a ball pit and they want to slide. Yeah they hate that it's worth ping pong. Other sure you're gonna get a lot done. Video games and ping pong and a place to sleep break something something. Check out Homework's Morning Sickness podcast at 98kupd.comberg's Morning Sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

According to a color psychology expert. You might want to wear more green. She said green is the psychological primary color that balances the other three red, yellow and blue.

[Brett Fesler]

We're all for eyes look great in a green shirt but I look terrible. It makes my eyes pop and the rest of me wash out.

[John Holmberg]

Need a little mick hat to go with it.

[Brett Fesler]

That's right. If you wear a little mick hat maybe it'll. You know what? You're right. I'll try that next time I put a green Every time I put a green shirt on my eyes explode and I'm like damn, the rest of me looks worse than ever. And that's saying something. I'm grays, blacks and blues. I I if I drift off into any colors, I'm suddenly I look like an idiot.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a new startup called Cluly which openly boasts that it can help everyone cheat on everything and it's raising a lot of investment money. They just got another one. Another 15 million in fund funding on top of the earlier 5.3 million taxes.

[Brett Fesler]

Spouses work.

[Brady Bogan]

It's an AI that help people Cheat on exams, interviews, and even dating.

[Brett Fesler]

You can cheat on dating.

[Brady Bogan]

The two founders were kicked out of Columbia University for creating a tool called Interview Coder that helped engineers cheat on technical interviews. I do want people to say it feels shady. That said, to varying degrees. I guess some people might feel that way, but you're basically taught how to do things to begin with.

[Brett Fesler]

Here's the thing, like we talked about last week when you were wrong about doctors needing to have higher standards, not lower standards. I think they should add another year of school for doctors, engineers, and everything else. Teaching them how to work AI from top to bottom. They're going to need that more than they're going to need. But you still teach them all the knowledge of every, say, doctor again, everything they need to know without AI and then teach them AI for a year before they can be done. That's the future of medicine, is understanding how AI works, not just. Not the way we use it as men in our 40s and 50s is, which is just Google plus is. That's all we're really doing is asking it questions. People use AI for actual science projects and, like, make it do stuff, rather than make it like my friend Drew, who I had to laugh. You piece of. He sent me a thing that says, I asked AI to create the perfect Steeler fans. And it sent this. And it's two dudes and it looks great, and they're at a tailgate. And I'm like, that is so real. The one guy goes, we've been doing this for 10 years now. The other guy goes, yep, but it's never really been about the game. And he goes, no, it hasn't. And then they just start French kissing. God damn it. I fell for it the whole way. Walked right into it. It was hilarious. But you could do it for any team. It's more than memes and it's more than that. So I. I think AI I like the idea of my doctor being able to use it and get everything right. Talking to that lawyer again, he's like, we use AI like crazy. It remembers every court case that's ever been. I have to research, he said, but I also know how to research. I know how to read. I know how to do all the lawyer stuff. And now I need to learn AI.

[Dick Toledo]

It's important that your lawyer knows how to read.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. You'd be surprised how many can't, though. It's just really weird that some of them are dumb. This particular labor lawyer. Not dumb.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm guessing those guys aren't the advertisers on the sides of buses.

[Brett Fesler]

The dude up. No there's no actually surprised just tell you that yes it is and still not dumb. Yeah it's not like you know Saul Goodman. Right but anybody that has like a cartoon mascot. Those are the ones. I don't know if there are how many of those exist but or the ones that are cussing at you and stuff. There's been a couple of those lawyers. Yeah that's cuss at you in their commercial. I don't need you being mad at it.

[Dick Toledo]

Thank you for not hiring.

[Brett Fesler]

I haven't even called you yet. You're already mad at me.

[Brady Bogan]

Police in the small town of Bussy, Iowa got a interesting call Last Monday at 4:25am about a naked woman setting American flags on fire. The cops responded, found 21 year old Brianna Laird with a American flag tied. Tied around her head. She also was. She's not wearing any pants or underwear.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, oh, that's different.

[Brady Bogan]

The flags were stolen from the city.

[Brett Fesler]

Flags.

[Brady Bogan]

The flags were.

[Brett Fesler]

Thank you.

[Brady Bogan]

Sounds like they might have been on display in the town. It's unclear why Brian. Brianna was burning them. The cops found evidence of drug use. Yeah, and she was kicking the officers as they tried to restrain her. She was charged with arson, assault, indecent exposure, theft, possession of drug paraphernalia and desecration of a flag. Got a mug shot. 21 year old Brianna. Evidently the town still uses the old school folk photos. Kind of blurry. Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh they filtered her pretty good. Not bad. Oh, she had her pants off. I'd take a gander. She's not great but I'd giggle for sure. By the way, I just got a quandary. I'm gonna point Brett's direction. Andre, one of our black listeners has emailed and says I'm a painter here. I've done a bunch of office buildings and dude, almost all of them have a big ass game room. But he didn't. He split build like his autocorrect change big replace the B with an N. Wow. Am I allowed to have this?

[Dick Toledo]

Delete that email.

[Brett Fesler]

I think I need to delete this now. Andre, please, for God's sakes proofread before you hit send.

[Dick Toledo]

From an Andre.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, well he's a black guy.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, he's.

[John Holmberg]

He's okay.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, he's. Yeah, he's allowed to do it. Am I allowed to own it? So no.

[John Holmberg]

Delete, delete, delete.

[Brett Fesler]

And is that a frame phrase that he's using Autumn instead of big ass game room? Is he saying the other thing. And that's now a thing. We have to be careful that that's going to be a what we call game rooms now.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, you remember how your phone automatically corrected ant yes to the C word? Maybe his automatically.

[Brett Fesler]

Maybe he says it so much abbreviated N word more often than he says the word big. I don't know to where the phone's like, he doesn't mean big possibility. I'm fixing this anyway. Andre, thanks for making me cringe.

[Dick Toledo]

Another texter for you, John says. John, I'm an engineer and my work over the last year now has been giving out mandatory training on AI. They've actually been encouraging us to use it in our everyday work.

[Brett Fesler]

You'll get the answers right. I don't know what's wrong with that. It's like I never understood why in like math, advanced math, they're like, just use the calculator. But in regular math like you're not allowed. And that's smart. Like in, in hindsight I used to always argue like if I, I want to get it right, why can't I use a calculator? It's like, because you need to learn how to do it in case calculators break. Mike, that's smart now.

[Dick Toledo]

And you need to learn how to input it.

[Brett Fesler]

But later they gave you that crazy calculator with all the buttons. I don't understand the graphing calculator. And I went to home ec. I'm not doing this math.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it tapped out of geometry.

[Brett Fesler]

That geometry I was good at.

[Dick Toledo]

Once they added that calculator.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, thing with square roots and symbols. I didn't reckon. I thought it was hieroglyphics. I was like, I'm not Egyptian. I can't work this.

[Brady Bogan]

Police in Oregon are searching for a 42 year old man who got into a high speed chase near Portland on Friday. It's all over social, social media because the guy's name is Looney Tune.

[Brett Fesler]

For real.

[Brady Bogan]

His full legal name is Looney. Looney John Franklin Tune. The cops pulled him over around 4 2:45am on Friday when they saw him weaving through traffic and he realized he had a felony warrant out for his arrest.

[Brett Fesler]

When he would what? He would weave Freddie. Would the car go up on two wheels and he'd go, yeah, oh yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

His feet were on the bottom.

[Brett Fesler]

I've gotta find Jessica. And that's that Looney Tune character. I've been chasing him for years. And the cops chased him with batons. Why are you.

[Brady Bogan]

They put a spike strip in front of his wheels to stop him from driving off.

[Dick Toledo]

But they're the small batons, like the fish whackers.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, those. Yeah, the little. They're not the long. Yeah, yeah. And then all their noses are flat. You come back here, Looney Tune. I'll get you next time I'm on the beat.

[Brady Bogan]

But he threw his SUV in reverse, rammed their car, drove over. The spikes sped off anyway.

[Brett Fesler]

Were they Acme spikes?

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't say.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, probably. It probably did. In a small wooden crate next to the spikes.

[Brady Bogan]

He fired several shots while driving away like Yosemite Sam.

[Brett Fesler]

Cause he's the rooting astuteness. I get it. West of the Pecos.

[Brady Bogan]

He eventually abandoned his suv, ran out onto a golf course, got away. But a woman. Woman in his passenger seat was detained.

[Brett Fesler]

Brady, when he's on the golf course getting away, did he do a swan dive into a small hole in the ground? Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

The perfect knife.

[Brett Fesler]

Or that he had long ears? Yeah, the perfect bike. Yeah. And then he straightened out right in like a Chinese diver.

[John Holmberg]

Made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

[Brett Fesler]

Exactly right. He made that left.

[Brady Bogan]

Detained a woman named Jessica.

[Brett Fesler]

Ah, that's true. Okay, I'm saying brought that up earlier.

[Brady Bogan]

But they're still looking for form. Got away.

[Brett Fesler]

Well, this is going to be a constant.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you think John Franklin tune looks like Looney.

[Brett Fesler]

I can only imagine that underneath him it says duck season. And he's despicably. You're despicable.

[Dick Toledo]

Heavyset, pacing looking white guy.

[Brett Fesler]

Lamar Jackson.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I'm just gonna go Hill Billy. John Vella.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, my God. Yeah, it's David Moore, the program director of kslx. Oh, my God. It's David Moore.

[Brady Bogan]

Criminal.

[Dick Toledo]

Simon.

[Brett Fesler]

Peg, he's going to come in and go, okay, listen. Okay, so this whole weekend I'm running around, I'm, I'm, I'm. I changed my name to Looney Tunes. Calm down, David. Tell the story slower.

[Dick Toledo]

To jump back. Guy says, john, I talked to chat GPT more than I talked to my wife. It understands me better. And no, I'm not Larry.

[Brett Fesler]

It doesn't argue. And actually, unlike your wife, it is always right.

[Brady Bogan]

Got a couple of pretty videos.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, no, John, AI isn't always right. I just asked it who was the number one radio show in Arizona. And it said john Jane Rich can't be true.

[Brett Fesler]

Well, it depends on. Well, no, that's not true at all because it would either be us or did it really. That's your algorithm. Yeah, that's number one in Arizona, so you must be listening in Arizona.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what it said that's what he said.

[Brett Fesler]

Maybe. Because I think they have a show in Tucson still that they drop down.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

That could possibly. They. I don't know if they still have that little network of.

[Brady Bogan]

And they'd add those all together.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. So then they'd say all of Arizona. Their. Yeah, okay.

[John Holmberg]

I'll give them Phoenix, and then see what happens.

[Brett Fesler]

We're still going to get ignored, but the bonus checks don't lie, so I don't care what AI says. But that is strange. But it's Arizona. Maybe because they might have little satellites and show low and stuff like that. Yeah. I know for a fact they're not number one here. I see the ratings every month, and they're nowhere near it.

[Dick Toledo]

They could be in Flag, too.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, that would help.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, first one's a scooter coming down curving road. Look how many passengers. Three.

[Brett Fesler]

It's not really doing a good job turning. There's three of those Asian women, one in the bush.

[Brady Bogan]

Total of four.

[Brett Fesler]

There are four. There's one in the bush and in the bush. In the bush. In the bush. Are those four Asian ladies driving one car? This was inevitable. Or as they would say in inevitable. You can't trust four Asian ladies on one car. Of course that happened.

[Brady Bogan]

The next one looks like this was.

[Brett Fesler]

Gonna happen whether or not there were four of them or just one.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

This next one happens real quick. It looks like a dude picked up a spare in scooter bowling.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, cool. So. Oh, one. Oh, my God. How many scooters did he hit?

[Brady Bogan]

Just one.

[Brett Fesler]

There's four guys on that scooter.

[Brady Bogan]

Three pack.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh. The other thing's the bike. Okay, I see that. Yeah. He hit that scooter with three dudes on it hard. I think pretty much every time you pile three guys on a moped, it's gonna end up on the ground. Yeah, I don't feel like that's a successful trip ever.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, like, if you.

[Brett Fesler]

Let's think about it.

[Dick Toledo]

They're really good at it.

[Brett Fesler]

I don't want to hear from your vacations. Brady, me and Brett hop on a moped. What are the odds we make it out of the parking lot? That's not happening right now. We're short on gas.

[Brady Bogan]

There's gonna be some fender rubbing on the back.

[Brett Fesler]

Those goddamn Iranians have made the price of gas so damn high. I figure we could all ride my moped up to the QT and get Slurpees.

[Dick Toledo]

Brady would have to be on the gas tank, because that's more sensitive.

[Brett Fesler]

No, Matter what. It doesn't matter where. None of us are comfortable. Rich. It's not like we got to find a nice place to sit. But the three of us trying that, we make it to that tree, we're 18, 20ft later, we're on the ground just rolling around hurt. I, I have to. I have to say most of the time a three man moped ends in injury 95% of the time.

[Brady Bogan]

Next one's a construction site in Africa. This is a pretty close call here. A couple of lions on the set of the construction.

[Dick Toledo]

This could be Brady's wet dream.

[Brady Bogan]

These guys are.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Dudes. Taking a little afternoon nap. I guess they're little break.

[Brett Fesler]

They're sleeping on the third floor of a building that's being built. And down around the first floor is a full male lion. If I'm not mistaken. It looked like had a main and everything, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Fesler]

And he's just looking to make a bed.

[Brady Bogan]

Just kind of snooping around. The second one comes in the picture.

[Brett Fesler]

What are they building there? Oh, he. Oh, my God. They jump all the way up to the third floor.

[Brady Bogan]

Check this out.

[Brett Fesler]

This is AI. This is AI. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Look at, look at the way he's moving.

[Dick Toledo]

Fuzz around the. Come on around the lion.

[Brett Fesler]

Once this part happened, you should have known better. You had me when they were just milling around that down. When he jumped up three stories, we'd know about that lion skin.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at me. What he just mel.

[Dick Toledo]

Morphed into that piece of concrete.

[Brett Fesler]

Lions can't jump 35ft.

[Dick Toledo]

The dude's AI too.

[Brett Fesler]

They're all AI. None of this is real. I worry for his future. He's going to. You're going to.

[Dick Toledo]

We're going to play all of these. You told me to filter them out.

[Brett Fesler]

But I'm going to.

[Dick Toledo]

We're going to play all of these.

[Brett Fesler]

And he runs towards it. And what happened to the top of the building? Now he's running. There's palm trees.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, the rest of it, the lines actually finish the construction.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, dude. I watched that for a couple hours. Brady, when he gets. You didn't watch this all the way through, did you? Because when the Indian that's afraid of the lions realizes there's lions when he runs away, suddenly he's running through palm trees. And I don't think they build those on the third floor.

[Brady Bogan]

The scaffolding was pretty impressive.

[Brett Fesler]

Well, when they leap up to the third floor and climb that ladder, it.

[Dick Toledo]

Is so I know that this is on the. This is on my laptop. But on Your phone. If you look at the comments, Pretty number two says AI is getting better all the time.

[Brett Fesler]

Watch him run away. He. He leaves and he jumps off the building. And he's now on the ground.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brett Fesler]

And from here there's no sand around also, by the way.

[Brady Bogan]

And he ran off the top.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. Also, it's now like a 60 story building. You didn't pay attention to anything.

[Brady Bogan]

He had a boner.

[Brett Fesler]

Okay. He does have a little bit of a hard on. There's no reason for that. You would too, though, if you're that close to Leon. The second it jumped up to the third floor, you should have gone, watch him run. And now he's. Now he's in the desert. There's no reason for it. Come on, br. What happened to you? You're the worst witness of all time.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, when I was multitasking.

[Brett Fesler]

You were not multitasking. You were not paying attention.

[Dick Toledo]

Three seconds and you flashed it, sent it over. You got to watch the whole thing, pinhead.

[Brady Bogan]

You got the last one. That's none.

[Brett Fesler]

Well, boy. This one where a unicorn inflates this giant. He's like 25ft tall.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm pretty sure this one's not AI.

[Brett Fesler]

We'll see. Are there lions jumping? Great heights. Oh, it's a car wrecking and just flipping and hitting them. Oh, yeah. People just getting tossed out of the.

[John Holmberg]

That's real.

[Brett Fesler]

She's alive. Yeah, she's just sitting there. Internal bleeding. She's not going to make it much more than a day, but still.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, here's another car just racing by.

[Brett Fesler]

Wow. Like the road miked. She just got up out of that car and walked away.

[Dick Toledo]

She's gotta go check on her dead friends.

[Brett Fesler]

That flipped again. Asian lady driving. Walking away from a car on its hood. Is anyone else in the car? She seems worried. How many flips? Two, Three. And then she shoots out of it.

[Brady Bogan]

From the driver's side.

[Dick Toledo]

This is dead over here.

[Brett Fesler]

There's something didn't make it. That's crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's the pizza.

[Brett Fesler]

You know why, Brady? Well, I don't know if in that country that is the driver's side, but if it is, I have an explanation on why the car crashed. When an Asian lady shoots out of the window, it's like, that's why. I see. That's it for you. Okay. This guy said, what's the number one radio show in Arizona? And his ChatGPT said number one radio morning show in Arizona is Homework's Morning Sickness, hosted by John Holmes Holmberg along with co Hosts Brady Bogan, Brett Fesley, and Dick Toledo. The show is known for its entertaining and often edgy content.

[Dick Toledo]

Stole that from our podcast.

[John Holmberg]

We're edgy.

[Brett Fesler]

That's chat AI. Take that, John Jay and Rich. So it is always right. Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll start off mild with this one here.

[Brett Fesler]

Picante.

[John Holmberg]

Little hot air action.

[Brett Fesler]

Hot air balloon way up there. Asian driver. Oh, no, there's a fire. She's saying. Oh, are they jumping out?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh. Cause it's on fire. I'd have taken some more time to. I wouldn't have necessarily done that. Oh, my God. It's still not completely burnt. And I have a feeling the balloon's gonna come back to the earth slower than you are by yourself with. Without it, of course, that gondola being on fire.

[Brady Bogan]

Totally. You know, and cigarettes down.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, but don't they have a fire extinguisher on that thing? You'd think. I've never understood why they make that stuff out of pure. One rattan. I know it's light and stuff, but can we. Yeah, can we put a flame retardant on that? It doesn't seem right to make that out of, like, the most flammable thing ever.

[John Holmberg]

This one. A drunk broad at the club gets. Gets what she deserves, basically.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, I don't know what this means. Equal rights and equal left.

[John Holmberg]

Now watch what she's doing.

[Brett Fesler]

She's peeing on the ground at the club. Oh, she's peeing in a cup. Oh. And then she puts the cup down. Oh, the guy throws the pee at her. Oh, nice. So she peed in this guy's beer, puts it back down in front of him. He sees it clearly, and he just throws it on her. Covered under your own pee. Never leave your drink alone at a bar.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Fesler]

Ladies. Especially because there are weirdos out there that'll poison you. All right, don't lift us too well. It's me and Brady and Brett laying down in a.

[John Holmberg]

I'll just jump ahead because it.

[Brett Fesler]

All right. Three guys laying down shoulder to shoulder, straight across. Their knees are up. One's very fat, one's very short, one's normal. Lay your legs down. The middle guy, they put his little legs down. And then the big guys on the outside cross their legs over the little guy's legs. Oh, and then another big guy just. They trapped him. They pin. Oh, God. The explanation. I will now. I will now explain what happened. They took their smallest friend and said they were going to lay down on the ground with him. And then they pin him to the ground with their legs and arms and they think he's going to do something magical physically. And while he's pinned, another fat friend comes with his pants down and rubs his ass crack in the guy's face because he can't get up. That is not funny. I would sue everybody.

[John Holmberg]

How about this one?

[Brett Fesler]

All right, There's a Asian girl again, and she's got a man's set of testicles in a vice and they look like an apple that's being strangled. She's ironically the one that flew out of the car. A couple videos. Oh, she just punched the guy in his squeeze. She's squeezing is already. Oh, she's got like a giant pan. She's hitting this guy. You've signed up for this. Oh, my God. You agreed to it. He's pulling on his balls and scrotum. She's got both hands on him. She's like hanging on it. She's beautiful too. I think I might let her do that.

[Brady Bogan]

This.

[John Holmberg]

And then we'll just caring. We'll just end with this one.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, my God. There's dominatrix and she's got her leather gloves on and she's piercing a nipple right now. And like going in and out with the big needle for the nipple. And I mean, she is working that nipple with the needle. He's in a gimp mask. Another Asian girl. The hell did you guys do this weekend? Just visit the Orient? Mika Yamatoz Yamazaki.

[Brady Bogan]

Is this the lost Robert Kraft footage?

[Brett Fesler]

Her name is Mika Yamazaki. Yeah. This is Patriot's owner, Robert Kraft, enjoying his Saturday. Oh, she's got the needle in his nipple and she's pulling it up. She's not going back and forth. She's now pulling it up towards the ceiling.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like a saw.

[Brett Fesler]

He's on his back. Oh, she's sawing his nipple in half with some sort of weird little tiny saw. Wow, she just keeps sawing away. Oh, just break already. Oh, it won't give. His nipples fighting back. Nipples doing all the work. Oh, and so much blood. Mistress card. Oh, make a Yamazaki. Dr. Kami. Oh, what's happening?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, I broke, bro.

[Brady Bogan]

That's funny.

[Brett Fesler]

She broke through the nipple. Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

And back in.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, it's all destroyed. Oh, look at that. Oh, why, why, why, why, why?

[John Holmberg]

And we'll end there.

[Brett Fesler]

Wow. Look. If a hot air balloon's on fire and stuff, I'll take the cigarette. Spin down to the ground before. I'll take the. Just leave out, didn't they? Haven't they heard of passenger 11A? Just in case. That dude was quick to go. This isn't gonna end well. See ya.

[Brady Bogan]

He was outside of that basket, too. Same guy.

[Brett Fesler]

He lives. Yeah, he just lands it. Look what I did. Having a hell of a week. There you go, everybody. That is your Brady Report. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. The Said, fully erect. Still streaming. Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail]. That's right. It is time for the most moral man in all of Phoenix to solve your problems, you sick pigs. It's time for what would Brady Do? And those are his words, not mine. I'm just reading. I'm just reading the question copy. It's brought to you by our friends at MMP Guns over there at Mo Money Pond. 12th street in Indian School. And you can get yourself in that MMP Guns. They got the classes ready to go to. Build yourself an AR15. Build yourself a Glock 9 millimeter. You get that? It's pretty awesome stuff. And I've had a couple of people email me, say that one guy's done three of them.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

Or if he's built them all himself, but he's got three built one. And you really do learn a lot about how the operation works. And maybe it can help you load a maximum magazine, because I'm still. Well, I've done nothing about it. I've literally. I tried again the other day, thinking maybe I'd loosened it up. Things just too damn tight. I don't want to take it to Byron and go, can you? And I'm not gonna say that either. You're an idiot. I feel like I'm riding on a school bus when I'm with you. You're that dipstick that sat in front of me on the bus and listened to my conversation again. All right, so anyway, I was reading about Winnie the Pooh, and Tigger was there. Shut up, Brett. It's not even with you. Just go sit somewhere else. You're making me uncomfortable. And then Brett would be that dude that turns around. You guys want some drugs?

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[John Holmberg]

Wait a minute.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, I don't know why you would be that. They're that kid.

[John Holmberg]

It'll make you feel.

[Brett Fesler]

You want a cigarette? Not really. Pussies. Then he turns back around. Well, that's like in an 8 80s movie. You guys want to see a dead body? Yes, I do. Anyway, MMP Guns is right there inside Mo Money Pond. Brad will tell you he'll probably be there. 12th street and Indian school, They've got everything you've ever wanted. Get on in there. Ready? Are you ready?

[Brady Bogan]

Ready.

[Brett Fesler]

I like this one. I'm gonna save it for last, says dear Brady. Speaking of, I work with a guy who openly slurs with me. Homo, F word, Mexican slurs, Chinese, Japanese stuff. Every single thing he talks about about includes a slur, including blacks. But he saves that N bomb that never comes out. I hate makes me very uncomfortable. And if I tell him about it, it'll make our business partnership really weird. We work super closely on projects. We're electricians that work together a lot. I don't know what to do, but this dude is off the rails with his racist jokes and everything else. How do I handle this without getting punched in the face? He's not exactly stupid. Someone that stays in line, oddly enough. Signed, Brett. Guy's name is Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

First of all, some of those jokes have to be funny.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. I mean, there's probably a few in there that do hit home. Like, that's a good one. But I'd rather you didn't do it all the time.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, sometimes you got to put up with someone that you. You can differ from how the. They handle themselves. You know, like, if they're truly a racist or, you know, bigot. There's a difference.

[Brett Fesler]

Sometimes you have to tolerate. Tolerate. Yeah. And I don't.

[Brady Bogan]

And for me, it's like, if that's I. And I've been around people that like, oh, this guy does not like.

[Brett Fesler]

Right. It's not funny. They're doing it because they're just hateful that comes across sometimes.

[John Holmberg]

There's a big difference.

[Brett Fesler]

Huge difference between, like, laughing at a. A wacky word used in a very uncomfortable spot. And there's a. Like, his intention is hate. Yeah, there's. There's difference between Brett and the Klan.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

Brett doesn't use any slur. I'll clear that up. He only laughs at stuff that sounds like it, which makes it the weirdest thing ever. Sure, he knows all of them. We all do. But Brett can make something that's not racist immediately hilariously uncomfortable and racist. And no words were bad. God forbid you talk about roofing with him. See, he knows if you say, I got a new roof, but I'm afraid to get up there because I'm not even gonna say it. Yeah, I don't see. He goes down the road of the word that could be bad's getting. Anyway.

[Brady Bogan]

The lights went out my attic and it is spooky.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Watch this, Brad. If I have to, I have a linoleum floor and I want to clean it. What product should I use? See? Can't even help it. He's a child. We can wind him up like it's like one of those things with a pull on the back. And just when you pull it, he just laughs at something and says something uncomfortable. But he's not a racist. No. Bigot. Sure, that's me. I'm a bigot. I judgmental of everything, including mostly whites. So, yeah, I think you're right, Brad. I think. But you don't want to tattle and you don't want to be one of those guys. Yeah. Because it's going to get weirder. And he probably. If he's really. If he's bad at his job, if.

[Brady Bogan]

It'S interfering with the actual project, that's.

[John Holmberg]

One thing Larry's doing stuff on.

[Brett Fesler]

What's he doing? Fresh Prince. What? Oh, God. He's still on the Fresh Prince. So, yeah, just tolerate. Tolerate your racist. That's it. Now Brady's going, too. Fresh Prince is not Prince. It's Prince, you jackass. Fresh Prince. Like thumbprints at a crime scene. That's what he sees first. Prince of Bella. Shut up, the both of you. You do it to make him laugh. Larry does it, too. Everybody comes in and says something that could. I'm done with these two. Dear Brady, my sister has two boyfriends on the side that I know about. I'm very close with her husband and I told her I can't be friendly with the husband anymore because I know to too much. And she doesn't seem to care at all. I'm supposed to go to Vegas with him. His name is Tim. Don't tell us that this week. Should I go or avoid him like the plague from now on? Nicholas.

[Brady Bogan]

So that his sister is married to Tim.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And she's got two.

[Brett Fesler]

Two side actions. But as far as he knows. He knows about two. She could be doing more. More?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

It's got to get to the point where you. I'm saying something to my sister.

[Brett Fesler]

He did hear him say that. I told her I'm not going to do this anymore and she doesn't care.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, I meant to go a little bit further. Okay, well, if you're not going to.

[Brett Fesler]

Do anything about it, you go further with that sister, you're going to get her pregnant. Oh, I so.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm tired of hiding from you. I'm going to let him know what's going on in your relationship.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, geez.

[Brady Bogan]

Threaten it.

[Brett Fesler]

She'll call your bluff.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe. What do you mean? How else do you like, how do you expect me to hang around him knowing that I feel like he knows evil thing?

[Brett Fesler]

See, I think this, I think that she's relying on you to be a cool bro and you're not feeling it right now. It's like it's too hard because you like this guy and you're putting. And even if he doesn't care, if you're sidex action is like going full tilt and you got tons of it, you're still like making him have play dates. You know you're relying on. You've given a guy too much information like ah, knife to pretend you know, I gotta play. Just stop going over to your sister's house. You're done with them.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, he's too late on this Vegas thing.

[Brett Fesler]

You think?

[Brady Bogan]

If he's asking now and he's going.

[Brett Fesler]

This weekend, man, if they're driving, you can cancel Vegas. They're good, good at it. They don't mind.

[Brady Bogan]

There might be a shot of it. But if it's just you and he.

[Brett Fesler]

No, if the two of you are going by yourselves, you're making a terrible mistake just being a guy's buddy. If it's a bunch of dudes, just bail out of it. And then stop doing stuff with your sister and her husband till she straightens.

[Brady Bogan]

Not real comfortable.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, just tell her I'm not, I'm not comfortable. Oh, tell him I don't like my sister anymore and I, you know, you're a great guy. I have that. My brother in law is a good dude, but he comes with that back baggage and so it's not worth it for me to go hang out with him. I would, but it's like, no, now it's awkward and I know too much and I don't want to. We shrunk so much. Yeah, there's. Yeah, exactly. We gotta, we gotta avoid talking about certain things. You're gonna get drunk in Vegas and probably blab.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Something.

[Brett Fesler]

Or take them to Vegas and tell them you, you do whatever you want here. I'll get you prostitute. I'll do whatever you want. I. I am not.

[Brady Bogan]

That was my only thing is like.

[Brett Fesler]

I'm curious if they're like, push him.

[Brady Bogan]

If they're in Vegas. Vegas, it's on. Then there's nothing.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, if that dude's going up there.

[Brady Bogan]

Wait a minute. She's doing this to me.

[Brett Fesler]

But again. Well, no, I mean, if he doesn't know.

[Brady Bogan]

But I'm saying, if he plays it off like he's fine in Vegas, I can do whatever I want.

[Brett Fesler]

No, if I'm talking about the guy who wrote the letter saying, tim, go nuts. You want me to pay for a hooker, I will. My sister's a shrew. And tell them. Just go, dude, don't worry about it. She's. She's doing worse than you. What? I'm just saying, that's my sister's M.O. i'm staying out of it. And walk away and let him go crazy in Vegas? And if he does stuff, don't tell.

[Brady Bogan]

But maybe it's been that way, too.

[Brett Fesler]

Who knows? None of your business. Stay out of it. But I wouldn't be hanging out with the two of them if you're uncomfortable with it.

[Brady Bogan]

If I'm doing it just because it's.

[Brett Fesler]

My sister's husband, that's stupid. Yeah, you can like him. You don't have to rat. And also, it's going to cause more problem. You're just in the middle of something. You're in a jackpot. Step away. Just, I don't want to hang out. Yeah, just say, I'm done with you. And then if they ever get divorced, you can call them and tell them, look, here's why I couldn't hang out with you anymore. I was really uncomfortable. I knew too much. You guys do whatever you do. Keep your own businesses, but don't drag me into it. This one you're gonna love. Dear Brady, I like this one because I'm not sure what I would do. Actually, I am pretty sure what I would do. Brady, my boss, is a person I greatly admire. He has mentored me and been fantastic while we've worked together. His boss came to me last week and said they want to make a move and put me in my boss's place. And I will tell you, if this goes through, I go from a very healthy salary to bonuses and salary that could exceed 500,000 a year. Oh, it's a massive promotion, but I would have to be part of a coup. What would Brady do? Franklin. Fake name. He pointed out that Franklin. But I would write Franklin.

[Brady Bogan]

What's the reason for the coup, first of all?

[Brett Fesler]

Well, that's. It's just.

[Brady Bogan]

And is it. Is it the proper coup?

[Brett Fesler]

If you greatly admire the boss and his boss sees a problem, wants to go with, like, a youth movement or a new guy, it's not yours to question.

[Brady Bogan]

And then, you know, I'd had to. There'd be some concern on saying there's a friendship. There can Figure out a way or like, will he be able to land on his feet? Most likely.

[Dick Toledo]

You got to put it in priority. Is he more a boss or is he more a friend?

[Brett Fesler]

If he's your boss, he's always. Yeah. If he's your boss, he's your boss. He'll be your friend. Friend until it's inconvenient and then when he's a boss, he'll drill one through you.

[Brady Bogan]

But there's one thing that I think he can take it however he wants. But it's not like you undermine in this thing to take his position.

[Brett Fesler]

Two schools of thought here on that. Yes. You'll get a look. It's business. Your boss will crush you. If it benefits him. Yep. Or he's told to. Or if he's told to by his boss, it will happen.

[Brady Bogan]

What would he do in that case?

[Brett Fesler]

It would happen. He would save his bacon. He'd take the money. He'd be like I'm sorry. He might even give you a little fair warning. You're about to get cooed.

[Dick Toledo]

He might have severance for you, but you're out if he decides you're out.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. But a boss, you have a friendly relationship. You don't have a friend until you're not working together. Period. Because he has to eventually be your boss sometimes. And that's not what friends do.

[Brady Bogan]

I've had different people that I know that were like at one time I was his boss.

[Brett Fesler]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And now it's reversed around.

[Brett Fesler]

Here's the other thing in this, the guy that's trying to get you to coup your boss will become your immediate boss. He coups people.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brett Fesler]

Take a look at the longevity. Yeah. See what he's. How often has he done this? And your five hundred thousand dollar super salary with bonuses. Now you're under this guy's wall watch.

[Brady Bogan]

Does it allow him to control the oh yeah. Condition a lot more because you're his guy.

[Brett Fesler]

But if he's cooing one guy, he's not above doing it to you. So recognize what you're stepping into. Look into this. Is this guy just doing it because he didn't like one thing? Is it a ass guy's personality quirk? I don't like him. I want to put somebody else in a spot because then you don't have any job security.

[Brady Bogan]

If it's a one year deal, you'll be in real trouble.

[John Holmberg]

I wouldn't do that.

[Brett Fesler]

No, don't take, take 500 grand for one year and then lose your job when you can have 300 grand every year for three years with job security. You'll end up making more in the end. It's dangerous. And $500,000 a year jobs are really hard to replace.

[Dick Toledo]

Right? You get used to that.

[Brett Fesler]

People don't realize that when you make a lot of money, getting fired is harder because you go find that somewhere else. Being fired stinks in the first place, but your boss is about to get smoked. Frank Caleando said this to me a long time. Well, said it to Jeff Dye in front of me when Jeff was talking about how he's friends with all these club owners. And Caliento, just as straight faced as could be, goes, club owners aren't your friends. And he goes, what? No, I'm friends with the club owners aren't your friends. They will rat f you in a heart heartbeat to save their club, to save something that went wrong. You will not be their friend. If it's about saving themselves, a friend will, will help you. Roll with you, roll with you and go, you know, look, so long as you didn't do anything like what I, the Brian Callan thing, I always go back to that. When I called him, I'm like, look, I don't know if these allegations towards you are real or what's going on, but if you tell me it didn't happen, I'm going to believe you until something says nothing not to. I'm like, I'm not just going to run on this. I'm. I got your, I got your back. If you want my little show to come on and express yourself because no one would touch him, said you got it. But if it comes out that you're lying to me, I'm going to burn you. But so long as you're not. And he goes, I'm not lying about any of this. I'm like, all right then you've got access to everything you've ever wanted. And he only took advantage of it once, but it was basically that that's what a friend does. A boss is like, ah, not risking it and this, this hurts me if it's screwed. So take the job. Would you take his job?

[Brady Bogan]

I look pretty good. Yeah, I probably but, but the biggest thing is we mentioned it is I'm looking at the guy above the new guy.

[Brett Fesler]

How often is he doing this?

[Brady Bogan]

That going to last? Is this, is there longevity?

[Brett Fesler]

Are there legitimate reasons to do this that you can look at and say, oh, this guy just on a whim, them just cans people can I potentially.

[Brady Bogan]

Move up from there?

[Brett Fesler]

Right? Yeah. What's the Benefit later. Oh, slippery area. I'll keep going.

[Dick Toledo]

Slippery conditions.

[John Holmberg]

I see icy making no sense.

[Brett Fesler]

All right. Slippery slope. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Crazy. Good luck out there. That's a tough one. I'd do it, but then you start looking. Would Toledo coup me if Tripp went to Toledo and said, we gotta get rid of that jackass? I want you to take his job. Would you do it? You should. You're an idiot. Well, but.

[Dick Toledo]

But like Brady said, in our case, we're 24 years in.

[Brett Fesler]

It's a group.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, it's.

[Brett Fesler]

Well, I never forget Danny Davis telling me at the Zone when I was doing mornings there. He was the host of the koi thing. And he was not my boss, but he was a supervisor and got sit in the bosses meetings. Swings the door open in the middle of my show and goes, you're getting fired Friday. What? Yep. Just heard it, my guy. Thanks, Danny. Heads up. And that was on a Monday afternoon or Monday morning. Late Monday morning, you're getting fired. Effing Friday. Like. Oh, really? Yep. Gives me a thumbs up and limps out of the room. Thanks, Danny. He's the only one who actually was my friend in that everybody else was gonna let that go and blindside me. And I had a couple people in there I considered friends. They're not my friends. They were cya.

[Dick Toledo]

Fearful about their own jobs.

[Brett Fesler]

Of course they are. I understand that.

[Dick Toledo]

Protecting you.

[Brett Fesler]

Little heads up, that's all. Maybe give the boss a heads up if you like him. If you're like, hey, man, keep this between. But how's he. He's not gonna be your friend at that point. He's gonna go, no, you gotta be careful. Yeah. He's gonna go to the dude that's wanting to ice him and say, hearing that. And if you're the only one that.

[Brady Bogan]

Knows that I'm not hiring you.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, yeah. Then you're a rat. And sit on it. Let him fire the guy. Maybe tell the big boss. Maybe tell the big boss, hey, I'm not going to get involved in any coup, but if it does happen, I'd be interested in that job.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a better way to go about it.

[Brett Fesler]

And don't. And don't go running around with rumors.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm happy that you put me in the mix, but.

[Brett Fesler]

Happy to be considered. But I currently work for that man. And you might change your mind. So I'll just say if that position ever opens. Yes, I'm interrupting. Interested. But that's where I'll leave it. Let's not get Shakespearean I don't want to. Yeah, I don't want to turn this into a cello. It's 9:42. There you go. Oh, you guys live lives. But it is always a quality reminder the club owners aren't your friends. They're friendly while the good stuff's going on. But God forbid anybody says, hey, I didn't like this whole deal over here, and it starts to look like it might be embarrassing or they're gonna turn on you in a second. That, my friends, is what Brady would do. And I think you did a nice job today, Brady. You saved lives. Except that Tim guy. He screwed Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect, still streaming. Oh, God, my Bloomberg's morning sickness. [e-mail] Doomed man. It is. It is time for the entertainment. What?

[Dick Toledo]

I think I just gave you some time.

[Brett Fesler]

No, we're good. You did. 10 o' clock is four minutes from Everett before we get to the entertainment drill. You knew Trump would peacock a little on the weekend. He's feeling pretty good about himself. Just put out on his Truth Social because the former president of Russia medicine, Medvedev, said that he's willing to give nukes to Iran and me and other countries are lining up to hand him nukes, and he's like, all right, whatever. Trump just tweeted this on his thing. Did I just hear former President Medvedev from Russia casually throwing around the N word nuclear, and saying that he and other countries would supply warheads to Iran? Did he really say that, or is it a figment of my imagination? If he did say that, if confirmed, please let me know, because the N word should not be treated so casually. I guess that's why Putin is the boss. By the way, if anyone thinks our hardware was great over the weekend, far and away the strongest and best equipment we've had ever. 20 years advanced over the pack. Our nuclear submarines. They just launched 30 tomahawks and hit all 30 perfectly. So, in addition to our great fighter pilots, thank you to the captain and crew, and let's not say that N word much anymore. This is not the first time he's done this. Remember this? While he was campaigning? No, no, no, no.

[John Holmberg]

I wasn't at that rally either.

[Brett Fesler]

In the second row. Do you know what the NWORD is? Yeah. No, no, no, no. Brett. I'm surprised he didn't say Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't hear that laugh.

[Brett Fesler]

Let me see if I can add that in. Brett. It's the nuclear word. It is the nuclear word. Anyway, he Just fired that off and then doing it all passive aggressive. Did Medvedev say you do that? Really casually tossing around the N word? Nah. Okay, I suppose. Is it an N word in Russian? Oh, does nuclear start with an N in Russian? Do they even have any Google search that translation Russian N word. Oh my God. Google.

[Brady Bogan]

I think he's.

[Brett Fesler]

Don't worry about it, I'll pay for it. Yeah, Russian N word is Chernobyl. Yep. How do you phrase this? Don't say it. Don't say it at all, man. What is the nword in there?

[Dick Toledo]

You know that's what I was going to put in there.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, you do that privately. Keep that. I don't want to hear it. When you find the answer, you just keep that internalized. Brady, it's time for you to entertain us. It brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. Certain people we know worried about their kids being human trafficked. Well God damn it, get out there and learn how to defend it. I heard that phrase this morning and I thought to myself, well if you're worried about that, what are you doing to prepare for it? Because you can't be. That's paranoia. Paranoia is worrying about something you can't defend against and you're worried it's going to happen. Preparation is being prepared for something you can't defend against or at least thought you couldn't. There are defensive for just about everything. A little known fact though, there is a reason to worry about that. Human trafficking. Phoenix is like number one in the southwest for human trafficking, like stealing people. Isn't that crazy? That's very real. It's a very real problem we kind of blinded by because I don't think anybody really understands what it is. But it's a real thing moving people around and like chess pieces. If you're worried about stuff like it exists in this world, don't consider yourself paranoid. Just consider yourself unprepared. And the way to prepare is to get up there. Reactdefense.com do it for your kids. You got college coming up for a lot of your kids and they're going to go away for the very first time by themselves. I was talking to somebody this weekend so worried my son's going to move to Los Angeles and I don't know if he's prepared for this. That and the other like, well get him prepared. There's time. And while you're at it, get yourself prepared. They can take care of you. Reactdefense.com will do it. The price is great. Amazing. Two months of personal training for 199. Come on. We're not getting it better than that. That's amazing stuff. It's reactdefense.com. it's the home Tactical Black Brady. Entertain me, Toledo. Shout out.

[Brady Bogan]

Russell Crowe is joining Henry Cavill and they're going to do a Highlander reboot.

[Brett Fesler]

You know how I know I don't want a Highlander reboot. All I have to do is watch Highlander and realize it wasn't very good.

[Brady Bogan]

Russell Crowe will play the part of Sean Connery.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He'll be Ramirez. Not sure if Mr. Krabs is going to be Kurgan.

[Brett Fesler]

The villainous wa can still do. No, no, no. We can still do that. Cultural appropriation with Englishmen or Welshmen as the Spaniard.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

He didn't even try the accent.

[Dick Toledo]

Didn't even try it.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Dick Toledo]

Full on. And he.

[Brett Fesler]

Ramirez.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm Spaniard.

[Brett Fesler]

I'm a Spaniard. That's why I have this thick Welsh accent.

[Brady Bogan]

Spanish warrior.

[Brett Fesler]

A Spanish warrior, Brady. Got to see it. Got to say it more with a Spanish accent. Like I said, hey, dude, a Spanish.

[Dick Toledo]

Warrior even says his name full Scottish. Broke. Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez.

[Brett Fesler]

And then, you know, and that was the fun part of the. The old thing about Connery, he was such a great actor and we loved him so much. He did that. And then a couple years later, he's like, and now I'm a Russian submarine captain. I'm going to stop speaking Russian. You can subtitle that all you want. I'm going to break out of that and just speak English.

[Dick Toledo]

One ping.

[Brett Fesler]

Only one ping. Ping immediately, you daft wankers. As the Russians say.

[Brady Bogan]

And then Clancy Brown played Kurgan.

[Brett Fesler]

Love Clancy Brown.

[Brady Bogan]

Mr. Krabs.

[Brett Fesler]

More importantly, Brady, the toughest screw in Shawshank.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

Clancy Brown and Shawshank was about as good as they get.

[Dick Toledo]

You ever seen interviews of him talking.

[Brett Fesler]

About that movie Shawshank? No.

[Dick Toledo]

Great. Fantastic. When he talks about filming that movie.

[Brett Fesler]

He was in a TV show here recently, too, where he was. Was a bad guy, got arrested and he was in charge of something. Then he gets out. I can't remember the show. It was really good.

[Dick Toledo]

Is it Darabont that that wrote Shawshank? He was talking about him being on this.

[Brett Fesler]

Shawshank was written by Stephen King. Oh, that's directed by Frank Darabont.

[Dick Toledo]

That's directed by. Okay. That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

Nick Cannon was asked to name all 12 of his children, and he blanked on the last two.

[Brett Fesler]

You wanted to do it out loud. They're the most recent I could think. Right. It's tough. I haven't gotten used to saying they're names. That one's Baby Girl and that one's Baby Boy.

[John Holmberg]

Cannon Canon. The other Nick.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, I thought you said Nick Cage. That's right.

[Dick Toledo]

I like your version better.

[Brett Fesler]

Well, I don't. I can't name Nick Cannon's kids either. Yo, mama. That's proof I'm not racist. I don't see color. What I heard Nick and I got confused.

[Brady Bogan]

He blamed his need to procreate on a king complex.

[Brett Fesler]

That was my thing. I've got a lot of kids too, I think. Anyway, I can't name Nick Cannon's kids. Sorry for the abrupt jumping.

[Brady Bogan]

Elio set the record for the worst Pixar opening ever. Made 21 million at the box office this weekend.

[Brett Fesler]

I know why the name. No one knows what it is. It just sounds like a Spanish kid.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesler]

I need to know what it's about.

[Brady Bogan]

But how to train your dragon State at number one.

[Brett Fesler]

Now that's a title I can get behind. It tells me everything I need to know. Elio sounds like I'm gonna get. Like there's gonna be a march with flags and stuff. Outside of Elio.

[Brady Bogan]

Alanis Morissette said the hardest thing, becoming famous at 20. She says, what I found in terms of the lovely patriarchy was that the time that if men couldn't f me, they didn't know what to do with me.

[Brett Fesler]

Nothing's changed. We still don't know what to do with you. If we're not doing that. If we're not doing that, we're trying to do that. And if we're striking out at that, we lose interest in you. That's a fact. Sorry, I hate to break it to you ladies. That's not the patriarchy. That's just the way our are minds. Minds work. She doesn't like me enough to bang me. And being friends with her is a slippery place to be. Because all I can do is offend her and her friends by trying to sleep with one of them.

[Brady Bogan]

Radio DJ Barrett Hansen will retire on October 11, 2025. Will be the final episode. Dr. Demento, he's still alive 55 years.

[Brett Fesler]

Wow. Getting canceled. He made it through without getting canceled. Dr. Demento did KUPD used to play him the Katie KB did.

[Dick Toledo]

Katie KB.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. 1974 through to 2010 before going online and broadcast all over.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah. Well, goodbye to Dr. Demento. How about that? That 8 o' clock on Sunday nights on KDKB.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I remember.

[Brett Fesler]

Listen to that all the time. It's great. And then Dr. Ruth was on right after.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man, you're right.

[Brett Fesler]

Yeah, great. It was a great two hours of radio. It was almost like the forties. On Sunday night, I'd go in my room to do homework that I had procrastinated on all the way up to Sunday night. Turn on my radio in the. In the. And listen to Dr. Demento and Dr. Ruth while I pretended to do homework. Never did. Sitting by a radio with my feet in the air and my hands in my. Under my chin.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, we're gonna play the Dr. Ruth episode this weekend on Saturday show.

[Brett Fesler]

Was she on with us? Yeah. When are you gonna run that? That sounds fun. I'll listen.

[John Holmberg]

Good.

[Brett Fesler]

Oh, wow. Okay. I had no idea. Was it a long time ago?

[Dick Toledo]

2008, 2009?

[Brett Fesler]

It's a long time ago. Everything. We did this a long time. A long time ago. Yeah. All right. We're not getting blamed for killing her or anything, are we?

[Dick Toledo]

Maybe.

[Brett Fesler]

Probably gotta cover that. All right, that's it for us. We're done. Larry's gonna get some more excellent adventure information. Your way. You could walk away with $3,000 from our buddy Larry and Valley Toyota dealers. It's that easy. Am I right? That's right. Right at 11 o' clock if there is one. Right, right. Anyway, we're all done. Have a great Monday. We'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett Fesler]

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