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Still streaming Homburg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Monday. It is 5:45. That's the Morning Sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, There's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. What a weekend. There's a lot that went on this weekend, namely, you know, for us shallow individuals such as myself. The best thing that happened this weekend is I have a brand new name for sex. Operation Midnight Hammer. I think that's pretty much what we're all going to go with as dudes now, right? Only Trump would name something, you know, important, something that douches like me can turn into justice. Are you ready for a little Operation Midnight Hammer? I can just hear David Lee, Katie pd, and Operation Midnight Hammer it is. It's a very odd name, but yeah, we. We blew up some Iranian stuff, which is great. I have always been of the thought that Iran, I don't care who the President is, has been hated by the United States. And I don't know when we took this turn to be so Pollyanna about it. Remember bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran. That was like a huge hit in the 80s, like 1987. Was it Vince and the Valiants or whatever who sang that? Do you remember?
Byron
No.
John Holmberg
I'll see what I find. Something like that. Yeah, see if you can find it. And we were such a cooler nation then because bomb, bomb, Iran was funny. And, you know, all radio stations shared it and played it and it was on. Johnny Carson had like, Joe.
Brett
So many videos on. Well, so many Instagram posts with that song.
John Holmberg
Oh, are there? Yeah.
Brett
You know, the.
John Holmberg
I'll tell you this, I guarantee you those posts. Here it is. It wasn't posted by anybody under the age of 45. There's no way young people were not all over this. And here's how I know that. I remember this was like a morning when we hated them back then.
Brett
87 might have been before 87.
John Holmberg
Like 86 or 87. Yeah. I forgot about this. Yeah, we used to. We used to always rave and rave and write songs and stuff about blowing other countries to smithereens. And then we'd all raise the American flag and be happy. Now we actually do something about Iran. And since I've been alive, Iran's been a prick. Iran has been like a prick.
Brett
Did you remember 79?
John Holmberg
Oh, that was when it all went crazy. When we went from the Shah to the Ayatollah to the. They just turned into giant pricks. And they've been pricks my whole life. And at a certain point you just deal with a prick until you can't deal with them anymore and then you're done. Brett shows up. That's how it works. I'm kidding. No, you just, you deal with, like, nonsense in your life and over and over and over, you're like, all right, I'll deal with this. I'll deal with that. And then after a while you're like, that's enough. You're. You're. Now you're a prick. And you're starting to try to. You're lifting weights and you're starting to get a little punchy again. It's like, all right, we gotta stop this. We gotta take away your steroids and everything else. So we, we light em up, you know, And I, for one, have been thrilled about that. I think that's great. Well, and if Iran was such a badass and that, you know, they had the powers to blow us up, they would have. So if everybody's like, well, what are they going to do now? I'm like, if they weren't doing it, then they're not doing much. And now they'll do a bunch of baby crap. We'll get punched. It's not going to hurt. But what I did notice was there were protests. And I saw that. I watched a lot of news this weekend and a lot of clicks on things. And the protests here in town, I got a. I got to say, first and foremost, protesters. Know why you're mad? Because I saw at the protests downtown, maybe 100 people. A couple of them had signs that say, don't drag us into a long war. You know, all right, you get it. You're. You're mad at something. You've got the proper sign. Then somebody walked by with Palestinian flags. And I'm like, mildly related. See what you're doing there? But I just couldn't get your flag ordered in time. This was such a surprise. In a prime, you couldn't prime overnight your Iranian flag. And then a dude walked by with a Mexican flag. I'm like, know what you're mad about? Stop. You can't march around going, this too. No, we have. Let's team up, bro. Also, this. This is also something. No. Know what you're mad at and focus, because that's just. That's enough. That's enough. March on. Mexico, Palestine, Iran, they're all different. You can hate Israel and us doing stuff together, I get it. But you go down there and if you don't have an Iranian flag, don't bring a flag. If you support the Palestinian people, I think you're absolutely stupid because you're waving a flag of a country that wouldn't let you protest in the first place to celebrate. Protest. You're an idiot. And then showing up with a Mexican flag down there to the Palestinian. He walked by on the news, and I'm like, all right. At first, I didn't pay much attention to what the sign said, and then I saw the dude with the Mexican flag walking around, and I'm like, all right, now I gotta read the signs. And I noticed that it was just a hodgepodge of anger. It was stupid. You're not that upset.
Brett
Some guys holding the head of a crying Jordan, right?
John Holmberg
Just to get them all, let's, you know, bring back Durant. I'm like, come on. We're. We're not. That Jaylen Green needs to be traded, too. Like, all right. We haven't even had him for an hour. Calm down. But I just know that there was a dude close by that saw gathering and went, oh, we're doing it again. And he grabbed his Mexican flag and he ran over there, and he's like, oh, I'm in the wrong place.
Byron
That's probably. What is that flag say?
John Holmberg
Close enough. They're green and red and white. Like, you know, I ran. I ran as close to this.
Brett
God on the.
Byron
I ran over here.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I ran. I mean, I ran over. I swam, I ran. Okay. Anyway, you're not that mad. You're just. You're just. You're seeking attention. You're dying for attention. You've got a lot of poster board at the house. A couple of Sharpies. You wanted to blow through the rest of your ink. You're an idiot. I am all for protesting. I'm all for, you know, even if it's something I totally. I don't agree with your Palestinian protest. They think you're morons. That's my protest. Back to you. You're an idiot, but you can do it. You're allowed. But don't bring the Palestinian flag to, you know, the Mexican march. And don't bring the Mexican flag to the Palestinian, Israel, Iran march. Just don't. And always remember, bomb Iran. Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran. We used to be cooler. We used to be funny. We used to be a funny note. Yeah, see, Fred's got it. Nobody was mad at this in the 80s. Everybody's kind of like, all right, idiots. Nobody would. It is. Well, I mean, the Beach Boys, it's a cover. It's a character. Turn them into a parking lot, stuff like that. It's fun. Went to a mosque. You want to throw some rocks. You can't do that today. You lose your job. You lose your job even saying that.
Byron
Tell the AYATOLLAH to throw them in a box.
John Holmberg
Yeah, we're going to kill the ayatollah. We used to talk about it openly. Now, if you do this, people walk by with flags of Mexico and you're like, I don't even know who's mad at me. But somebody's like, this is weird. Getting pretty hot. I miss it. I miss my parents generation. I hate mine, and I miss my parents generation. They used to say that all the time. And the greatest generation used to talk about making everything a glass factory. My grandpa would say that about everything. Turn him into a glass factory. I didn't even know what that meant, but it just meant just level them down to the ground and all of the. Just blow them up. I guess as I. He say it all the time. We get. Iran was his biggest enemy, and he sat in his house and Cedar Lake, Indiana, and said it with the thing of red man in his mouth constantly. Gotta turn them into a glass factory. What does that mean? Just blow them off the face of the planet. Knock him off the map. Like, oh, yeah. All right. Then you just play this on a loop. Yeah. Nobody had a problem with it. So Iran has its thing. And I also don't think I noticed much difference in the befores and afters of our bombing. Like, everybody said, look, they obliterated it. And I'm struggling to see. It just looks like they painted some of it green. And I see the holes I had. I had to laugh, too. That was watching the news, and there was a dumb anchor. It was weekend, so they took, like, MSNBC and FOX and CNN by surprise. And before their. Their star anchors could show up their weekend knobs, remember, it's like, if this would happen if, like, Sean Knight was on the air and. Yeah, right. My God, right? We're bombing our end, right? So Sean Knight was here. And the last thing you'd want is people turned. Two last things you'd want people turning to KUPD for their information. Yeah. Like, I gotta see what the guys at KUPD are thinking. And then second, Sean Knight's the only guy on board, so he's gotta be the first one to do the. So it was late at night, I'm watching the news, and they had some dumb lady on, and she's sitting there talking to some former general, and she goes, how does this bunker buster know when to explode? I mean, shouldn't it just explode the second it hits the ground? How does it go so deep? How does it know where to go? And he goes. And the guy's Face is looking. He's like, it's £30,000. Like, he doesn't have a choice. At terminal velocity, it's going to. It's going to dominate the ground and just bury itself in there. And he kind of looked at it like, are you kidding me? Like, 30. Dropped £30,000 out of a plane. It's gonna make a hole. How does it not. How does it not just blow up the second it touches the ground? Because it's £30,000. I mean, it's like, can I talk to one of the main anchors? This is why you're on the weekends.
Byron
They turned her and say, look, toots, the only reason you got a job is because you got a great set of cans.
John Holmberg
This one didn't. No, no, that's why. No, she's not. She's not. I was out and on. You watched. Look, I'll tell you this. Fox does have a series. They've got a bevy. I've seen, like, you know, Hooters finals contests that aren't as good as what Fox drags out on weekend nights.
Brett
And they. They Vaseline the lenses.
John Holmberg
Oh, I don't know what they're doing. I don't know. They make everybody's eyes look like they're made from some sort of an alie color I've never seen. And their hair is silver and perfect. And Abby Hornisek's on there. Jeff Hornisek's daughter does stuff for Fox. She's hot. Anyway, so, yeah, we bombed them good. And more's coming. I've. I've gotten to the point where I think I just got sick of hearing about Iran. And that'll do it.
Brett
It is a little. It's just.
John Holmberg
There you go.
Brett
Loft setting a little bit that. That you're told to be vigilant now, huh? Looking around.
John Holmberg
Yeah. You should have been before. Yeah. You'd be vigilant. Yeah. Well, that's part of the sacrifice of knocking out somebody who's been weird that you're. Oh, look, somebody's been screaming death to America since I've been alive. Yeah. Be vigilant. And we threw a nuke at him or threw a bomb at their nuke. Things like. Yeah. Do you think they were making that nuke? Because they're just great people that want to protect. No, they're trying to build nukes quietly for a reason. Be vigilant. Take a look at them. You don't need to be vigilant. There they are. They've been staring at us, screaming, death to you guys. The whole time and been giving money to people that have been screaming, we'll do it. And then. Idiots. I'm all for blowing up Iran. I have no issues with it. I have no issues. I don't care about the humanitarian side or whatever else. They don't have any of that themselves. Why should we? It doesn't make sense. So blow them up. Get something, something. Check out Homework's Morning Sickness podcast at 98kupd.com all right, HMS podcast time again. It'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Head north to catch Michael Longfellow. Sets Friday through Sunday at the Desert Ridge Improv. The east side features Jonathan Kite this Friday through Sunday at the Tempe Improv. And from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul Famous, the multi talented Laval Crawford performing Friday and Saturday Night Town at Stand Up Live. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness and evidently, glass, when it's a sand is hot enough turns into glass. That's what my grandpa was talking about. I learned that just now. He's been dead for years. Using a nuclear bomb in the desert could possibly turn the sand hot enough that it would become a glass factory. Oh, I didn't know that. Thank you, Oppenheimer. Fine with that? Yeah. Will there be repercussions? Sure. Were there going to be with that country anyway? Yes. So cool, man. This is all I care about. We get to play this again. I remember Bruce Kelly on KZP. We weren't even going to bomb Iran in 1987. We weren't even that mad at him in 19. They did. They got. They got lippy and weird again like they usually do. This came out. Remember? Drop it. What was it? Dropping a cadave. Pratt forgot. And he's an uncreative knob. Every morning DJ back in the 80s, way, way back then would do a song about blowing stuff up in other countries and we would all laugh and have fun with it. I still think the greatest thing that's ever happened in the Middle east and this is not even Jesus, Brady, not even your guy, because I put that way down the list is when Gaddafi got stabbed in the ass on TV like a hundred times. That was the neatest thing I've ever seen. We'd hated that guy for 20, 25 years and finally, maybe even longer. Finally they caught him and they put him in the back of one of those Toyotas filled with people and they're like, look, one guy's punching him in the mouth. He's all bloodied up. He completely looks out of it. And one guy's got a knife and he's like, I've got a knife and access to Gaddafi's ass. I'm doing this. And he just started to stab him in the anus on tv. Olden days, we'd have celebrated the hell out of that. That have been on posters in my room and that. So I don't know. Brent says, john, it's not our. Our generation. It's the weak ass millennials and Gen Z pussies who raised them. That's my big thing. They get offended by everything who are their parents. It's our generation. We suck.
Byron
Remember these? This was sent over to me.
John Holmberg
Yeah. These would be on the backs of people's car. Mickey Mouse with an American flag and his middle finger up saying, hey, Iran. And people had those. That was all over the place. That and that thrush sticker I never understood. I always thought thrush was something a woman caught.
Larry McFeely
So the son and his friends have been talking about this.
John Holmberg
Oh, boy.
Larry McFeely
Because they think there's going to be a draft, bro.
John Holmberg
Oh, well, that's.
Byron
God, I hope not.
John Holmberg
Look, your kid should constantly be worried about a draft uniform. He'd be one. Well, now serving one. Damn it, dad. Well, you did this to yourself.
Larry McFeely
He apparently did some research. And he goes, yeah, but I'm low on the list.
John Holmberg
I said, how's that?
Larry McFeely
He goes, because I'm the last and only son.
John Holmberg
That is true.
Byron
That is true.
John Holmberg
He's an only son. Right? You're right. But you're also drafted.
Byron
But he wouldn't go to war. I think that's right. Like station Germany or something.
John Holmberg
Take away the. Unless dad says, you know what? I'll make another one.
Larry McFeely
It's too late. I don't want to go through that again.
John Holmberg
Yeah, imagine if you did it again. It happened all over again.
Larry McFeely
Oh, my God, No.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Larry McFeely
So they've been talking about it.
John Holmberg
You know, we're in World War iii.
Larry McFeely
Not yet, but we're.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Stop it. We're in a mess. We've been in this mess for. Since I've been alive. Nothing's new here. It's just a lot more fun.
Brett
It'll just heat up a little bit when people aren't getting their oil.
John Holmberg
Well, you know what? If you're mad about it, grab your Mexican flag and start marching around. Meanwhile, I'll be doing bombing Iran stuff. I think It's. That was the nuke at the end of the video. At the end of the. Can't get enough of this. I'd wake up every morning going to school, and Bruce Kelly's like, maggie brock. Bruce Kelly, KJCP 104.7. I'm drunk. Hey, everybody. Well, he wouldn't say it, but you knew. I never listened to the message he sent me. Still got very angry. Oh, really? Then I looked up the. I'm like, did I miss that? Am I gonna get sued by Bruce Kelly? And then I looked in the newspaper, and it said, drunk Morning show host exposes himself to Disney people. I'm like, oh, yeah, I can talk about this. It was in the paper. Yeah, I used to play this. Other people played this all the time. It's great fun. Finally, we did something. I picked up my American flag and I waved it. Color me crazy. He's turned into one of them Trump things. Nope. I don't care about who the president was. Barack, by the way, hated Iran. Used to talk about blowing them up all the time if they got nuked. So this is an American thing. And I'm like, clinton did too. Everybody did. We've been dealing with these pricks since I've been. I was six and they started to steal our people. And I'm like, jesus Christ. And then the death to America. When I was a little kid, I was scared to death of that ayatollah. And, yeah, Carter hated him, and he was terrible at it. Reagan hated him. That's where the song came from. We've been hating on him for a long time. Still, just laugh.
Byron
Could you imagine Toledo's kid getting drafted?
John Holmberg
No. I would. I would move to. I would. I would move immediately to Iran. It's safer. I'd team with the winners, turn Toledo's, get into a fashionable killing machine. He could make all the pants for the army, by the way, John, I just hopped in the car, turned the truck on, and the first words you said to me were, stab him in the anus on tv. Good stuff. Anyway, I have no problem with that. And I'm not one of those people that, you know, sits and says, we need to, we need to, we need to. And then when we do, I go, ooh, are we gonna get. Are we now in a war? I think we'll win it. That was pretty cool, by the way. To celebrate some American ingenuity and technology, that stealth wing goes all the way from Missouri to Iran with £60,000 of bombs on it. To all that invented here. Refuels in the air, leans over, goes right on. Meanwhile, submarines that we invented are shooting missiles like crazy from undisclosed locations. Knocks this thing silly. We dropped two of those bunker busters. I want footage of that. And then that undetectable, awesome thing comes back. Amazing.
Byron
It flew, like 40 hours, I think, to get there.
John Holmberg
Yeah. And you know what? With zero radio communication, because otherwise planes, like commercial planes would be like, what the hell is that thing? They don't talk.
Brett
Where's. Where UFOs come from.
John Holmberg
40 hours of that just floating over there, and it got the job done and it's over. I, for one, celebrate America. I'm fine with it. Now get your Mexican flag and march on what you're mad about. For real. That was a week ago, by the way. We're over that.
Brett
Is there a bathroom on the.
John Holmberg
The bomber has to be. Can't go 40 hours without he's gonna pee in a cup. Maybe.
Byron
They probably got a wizard.
John Holmberg
I would imagine for two. $2 billion per plane. They put a pisser in it. Probably a urinal they're not wanting you to go down.
Brett
Or they're hosed up.
Byron
Like the captain has the nose. Keep your seat belt light on. You can't go to the lavatory right now.
John Holmberg
If you have to use the restroom, use it now because we're about to start dropping bombs. Bomb, bomb, bomb. They played this the whole way. Like planes from Lufthansa are going. We have this communication. We cannot explain. Nothing is on our radar, but all.
Brett
We hear is Bombay ran eight hours into it. All right, rotate it up.
John Holmberg
No, this is it, Brady. The whole way over. You should. You should be better trained than that. You're a machine. Don't worry about the loop. No, drop a bomb on me. No. You're offending some of the other. No, this is it. That's too fun. This has a mission. Targets.
Brett
That was a popular cut, too, on Instagram.
John Holmberg
Drop a bomb on me. Yeah, it was great. I have no problem. This is the only thing that could have made this weekend better. Jonath. They'd have strapped a few pedophiles to those bombs. Yeah, but then you got to fly for 40 hours with pedophiles strapped to a bunker. Busters. I'm fine with that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not a Warhawk, but I'm fine. I'm fine with shutting Iran up. Hopefully that'll work. Yeah, very. This is this first time I ever saw the moon. Oh, yeah. This thing has some legs to it, dude. My pilots can't have this. They start dancing. Next thing you know, they're singing. And then they passed. I ran like, oh my God, did I miss my exit?
Byron
Can you quit doing the Running man up there, please?
John Holmberg
How close are you to the target? What target? Oh, my God, we forgot we've been. We had a little Gap band dance party. Yeah, I love it. I have no problem. So, so long I ran and dummies with Mexican flags running around. Come on, what are you thinking? Idiots. And if you're. If you're at a protest. If Brett and I are down there at a protest together, you know, and Brady shows up with a flag, you know, like, hey, you down here for the protest? Like, sure am. I brought my flag. Like, oh, no, that's for last week.
Brett
So I think I got.
John Holmberg
Put that back in the car. It's the only thing you got. It doesn't matter. Put it in the car. Some guy had a hammer and sickle and he's waving that down there. And I'm like, you're just a dick. That's all you are. You're just an antagonist. You're just trying to. You're a jerk. Where did you get that? Have your Soviet flag. What are you, Drago? Put that back. But I did like that. It was called Operation Midnight Hammer. Take advantage of that. Next great thing that happened this weekend was my text from Brett about 8:50 on Friday night. Says Brady's out. Didn't see the tendencies. Yeah, all the way down there. Been talking about how much you had to see Suicidal Tendencies. It was on the list. You just. I want to see him. I dime like. You do not want to see him. You don't care to see him. You don't care about Suicidal tendencies at all. Brett hits him with. They don't go on until 9:30, 9:45. What? I'm going home. That's it. What were you doing there at seven in the first place?
Brett
I wanted to get there. They said there's this one band that's opening.
Byron
No, there was like four openers.
John Holmberg
Five openers. There's one that's more than with them. And then the doors open, they fill time until that opening act, which is usually about 8:30.
Byron
Yeah, it's like you fest. I mean, the headliner don't go on until 9:30, 10.
John Holmberg
You've been in concert here your whole life. They're not. Suicidal's not going to start at 8. They all started.
Brett
It's been a while since I've, you know.
John Holmberg
So you didn't even make. You just left Kirby, there two bands. Does Ronnie know you abandoned her? Yeah. That's the reason you had to be there. Did you get yelled at?
Brett
Nope.
John Holmberg
No. Yeah, you did a little bit. I could tell by that answer you.
Brett
Got a little cold shoulder, like, concern at first. I'm like, fine.
John Holmberg
Yeah, he did see what I said. He got a little bit in trouble, and, well, she was concerned, and I said, fine. That means they didn't talk all weekend.
Brett
You know, Because I was gonna say letting them go themselves. And then I'm like, you know what? I'll go down there right at the beginning, and we'll drive separate.
Byron
Oh, you did drive separate.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Byron
Okay.
John Holmberg
All right.
Brett
Well, I thought initially were. And then we went down one car, and then I Ubered home.
John Holmberg
They did not drive separate.
Byron
All right. Yeah, I was confused.
Brett
The initial plan was drive separate and I'll probably duck out earlier. Which I did.
John Holmberg
Which you did.
Byron
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Before the Suicidal Tendencies even took the stage.
Brett
Oh, yeah.
Byron
Were you an hour before?
John Holmberg
Is it because you're telling Brett won't even go on backstage? It's like, I'm not taking you and you. I wasn't even there backstage. What? I was even going. Yeah, no, he was.
Brett
He was still at the bar.
John Holmberg
You stood in marquee for hours alone. It had to be pretty empty.
Brett
Not hours out. And I wasn't going to wait 2 hours and 20 minutes.
John Holmberg
Right, but you had to sit and listen to crap bands.
Brett
Yep.
John Holmberg
With 30 people in the crowd.
Brett
Oh, no.
John Holmberg
It's packed.
Byron
It was packed. It was an almost early on packed.
John Holmberg
Well, I'm sure it was sold out for Suicidal Tendencies. I'm telling you, not at 7:30.
Brett
We were there and it's packed.
John Holmberg
It's something, something. Check out homework's morning sickness podcast@98kupd.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. It packed more then.
Byron
Oh, it did.
John Holmberg
Yeah. I'll show you pictures. I was gonna say I'm sure it was loaded up. That makes sense.
Brett
Put it this way. I was standing at the. The opening entrances. That's how far.
John Holmberg
At 7:30.
Brett
At 7:30.
Byron
Yeah.
John Holmberg
That's because you didn't want to mix with that. You want to hobnob.
Brett
You could probably warm your way in a little bit further, but it was packed.
John Holmberg
All right.
Brett
Balcony sold out.
Byron
Yep.
John Holmberg
And then you called Brett. When are we going backstage? I'll be there about 9:40. When are we going backstage? I'm not taking kids backstage. I'm going home.
Byron
That was it too. Are you here yet?
John Holmberg
I'm like, don't buy he's asking you that I want to be backstage and not with this crowd.
Byron
The band wasn't even there at 7:30 when you were texting.
John Holmberg
I promised Kirby not taking kids backstage. Come on. I'm going home. Curbs Subway.
Brett
I gotta thank Jukebox for a good parking. Thank you. He's the attendant over there.
John Holmberg
Did you. My name's Jukebox.
Brett
I got you. Come over here.
John Holmberg
Why would he introduce himself?
Byron
Because you know he pulled the Brady card.
John Holmberg
You pulled the cop, didn't you? I'm with the radio station. Did you?
Brett
I said I'm Sean Knight.
John Holmberg
Did you tell him? No, because then he knows Sean Knight. You know, they're friends. He doesn't have to introduce to Sean Knight.
Byron
They're in the same band together.
John Holmberg
Exactly. Yeah. They played in multiple different clubs. Here.
Brett
Talk to Tracy for 10 or 15 minutes.
John Holmberg
You tried to cup your way around.
Brett
Hang out in the office for.
John Holmberg
You tried to cup your way around.
Brett
Got some merch for Caitlyn, Kirby's friend.
John Holmberg
She's a big suicidal fan.
Brett
Yeah, she got a shirt.
John Holmberg
You didn't make any false promises that Brett was gonna drag him around?
Brett
No.
John Holmberg
Okay, good, because he wasn't.
Brett
I didn't. You know, really. I didn't even think I'd see Brett with that many people.
John Holmberg
Yeah, you can find each other.
Byron
It was insane.
John Holmberg
Yeah, there you go. Well, he didn't get to see the suicidal tendency, so hopefully Mike wasn't too upset when you went back there.
Byron
He was pretty busted up, buddy. He muscled through.
John Holmberg
Did he say it? We hear in the Tendencies? Sure did. Want to talk to Brady tonight. What time did he go home? 8:30. What the hell? Why'd he even come out? If 8:30 was his threshold, he had to know he didn't missed out on.
Brett
Getting on the stage at the end.
John Holmberg
Did you think that they'd be on at 8? Yeah. Why? What leads you to believe these things? What in your history has said that the headliner goes on at 8?
Brett
I thought maybe they had till, you know, 11. Who they do down is it till 11?
John Holmberg
Yeah, yeah. They only play for an hour and a half. All bands play for about 90 minutes.
Brett
Yeah, first two didn't.
Byron
Well, no, those are the local openers. Those are guys get like three songs and get out.
John Holmberg
All headliners play for about an hour and a half. Everybody else gets less time as you get closer. Closer to the open doors. First band usually like 20 minutes, then you got 30, then you got 35. And usually the opener gets. Or the, you know, the headliner or the opening act for the headliner 45 and then the band's 90.
Byron
Like suicidal wasn't even at the venue when Brady left.
John Holmberg
Of course not. Why would they get there like 8:30 or something? Yeah, they were, they were.
Brett
They were pulling in as I was leaving.
Byron
Oh, the bus was pulling in.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Brady. No. Hey, where are you going? You guys are going on too late. This is crazy.
Brett
I'll be back.
John Holmberg
Rock and roll is Dominan. Should happen at a decent hour. Anyway, that going on. You had all the, the bombings and then of course Kevin Durant gets bounced. Yeah.
Byron
I was going to text you this weekend, but I figured we'd save it for the show. What do you think?
John Holmberg
It's exactly what you should have thought was going to happen. I got. I'm surprised they got as much as they got a lot. That's what I mean.
Byron
Yeah.
John Holmberg
As far as the number of people, second round picks and the NBA are.
Byron
All G league players kind of guys and.
John Holmberg
Yeah, and Bronnie shouldn't have been picked.
Byron
Right.
John Holmberg
But he got picked out of nepotism and because his dad said so. But yeah, loads of Bronnies are second rounders so they're going to package all that and get something else. This Jalen Green guy's good. He's young. I can't imagine he'll still be on the team by Wednesday. I would imagine they package him in something and try to move around draft ad they're not done yet and shouldn't be. And of course you know my opinion. This is just step one because you are not close at all to the two teams I was watching last night. Not even remotely close. Phoenix, not even close. And this didn't make you better. The 10th pick is good. You got a first round pick that's not going to, you know, lift you to trophy getting heights. The trade of Devin Booker might and it might not be this upcoming year, but you can rebuild an entire franchise in two years with one good step, with one move, but they refuse to do it. So they've essentially turned Devin Booker right into Larry Fitzgerald. The Cardinals main sin through Most of the 90s was they for some reason were delusionally thinking they were a player away. We're just so close. And they were never close. They had one season where they went 9, 7 and beat the Cowboys who were almost all finished in the playoffs and then went and got bounced by the Vikings and they thought that they were going to super bowl next year and they idiotically did nothing. Right from that moment forward they just Continually thought we're one player away and we've got a face of a franchise. People love that. They did it with Larry Fitzgerald, they did it with Jake Plummer, they've done it with just about everybody you can imagine in this city. They did it with Shane Doan, with the Coyotes. They keep dudes around cause they're emotionally attached to them and they're afraid of jersey sales falling off and Devin Booker leaving. Scares the hell out of the Phoenix Suns. Because then what? Who do you lean on then? Well, you gotta go get em and hopefully this, if you're smart, this kid you pick at the number 10 spot tomorrow or Wednesday night will be the face of the franchise. If you're any good at picking. And then maybe you can package up another thing and get more picks for next year and the year after. You have to do like what Oklahoma City did. Now keep in mind, Oklahoma City, you want to stat. This is how you build the franchise. Just won the championship last night. You know how many picks they have in the next three drafts? 34.
Byron
Jesus.
John Holmberg
They have two first rounders this year. There's going to be two first round picks for the Oklahoma City Thunder this year. If they don't trade them, that won't make the team. They'll be in the G League. They'll just be owned by the Thunder. There's. It's an insane roster. Well built to the point of being scary good. Like it's frightening how good that, that that organization is. And that's how you have to do it. You can't sit around, what was it? No, they give it 28 picks because they did dump some more. They had 34. They've got 28 picks in the next three years. 17 seconds, 11 firsts in three years. The Suns have won and they got it yesterday.
Byron
But they don't have no rah rah room at their arena.
John Holmberg
You know what? They will now. They will now. Because why wouldn't you? It's like, let's rah rah down here. Oklahoma. There's nothing else to do in okc. There are good steakhouses, but still outside of that. Yeah. So congratulations to the Thunder and to the sun. You know, you heard it here two years ago. Gotta trade Booker. He's gonna turn into Larry Fitzgerald. If I'm Booker's agent, I'm on the phone with all the sons saying, hey look, you've changed regimes. New gm, new coach, let's start fresh. Put me in a place I belong and get. Go get a. But if you can get eight Pieces for Kevin Durant, which I thought maybe you'd get four. Granted, a lot of them are throw ins for twos. And the. Dylan Brooks is a. He's a guy comes in here, he throws a lot of punches. He's like a Draymond Green, but he can score. I didn't mind that one. People hate Dylan Brooks now. He's a son. You'll love him on the Sun.
Byron
He's like that AJ Brzezinski kind of guy. You hate him until he's on your team.
John Holmberg
He's on your team. You love him. And he never fouls. Yeah, but when he's on another team, he's just constantly ringing up technicals in your brain. Yeah, I have no problem with that. And Kevin Durant was. Was never his fault what happened here over the last couple years. He did everything he could. He's just not a. He's just not a leader. He's a two. He's not a one. He's a two. You need to have a superstar. He just went to a place that was the number two team in the west last year. So Kevin Durant's in a good spot. The Rockets, I think, got better. And the Suns just started to get their finances in order. Essentially, it's bookkeeping, so they can't be worse. It's hard to miss the playoffs in the NBA. There's 16 teams per side, and the.
Brett
11 of them, like, only two teams make it.
John Holmberg
That's right. And they're trying not to. Like, they kind of stopped that. But for the most part, a couple teams are like, we got no chance. And they go out and they just. They field the team that's gonna win 18 or 19 games, and everybody knows it. Utah. The Suns paid $400 million to come in 11th place. That's hard to do. So you unload that mess. I like Devin Booker, but he needs to go. If you're serious about a contender. If you just want to sell jerseys and have a nice picture of a guy on a billboard, we got a hell of a guy there. We'll sell the jerseys. And he looks good on their. On their billboards. I think it's great, but at least call him that. The Phoenix Suns models pretending to be a basketball team since 1968. Oklahoma City won their championship in 17 years. Suns are looking at year 57 0. Big smokering. You're the Browns matter of time, man. And you'll remain the Browns if you don't part ways with Devin Booker. They are not closer to a championship just because he's on the team. They just took a step way, way back, and now you have to figure out whether or not you've got another star coming up in a rookie. I don't think if. I'm Devin Booker, I want to wait around to see if the number 10 pick pans out or not. Do yourself a favor and look at the Wikipedia and take a look at the last seven or eight drafts in the NBA. Usually there's like four guys that make their mark in the first round, and there's a lot of busts. You don't pick number one, two, three, and four. And hey, even when you pick number one, sometimes Deandre Ayton, it doesn't work out. The number two pick after Ayton was Marvin Bagley Jr. The third, then Luka Doncic. So it's a crapshoot. We'll see. But, yeah, the Suns did their thing. Got some stuff. It's light, but it was. What? You know, if you've been paying attention to it, you knew that's about what you'd get. I know. After the trade, I grabbed my Mexican flag and I ran down to the arena and I just waved it around like I'm mad at something. They just have a sign. When you're mad at a protest and you brought the wrong flag that says angry. And that's it. It just says the word angry. Angry. It covers all the bases. That way, if you go to the wrong protest, you know, nobody goes to a protest happy. I'm angry. So just have a sign in your car that says angry. Look out there and go, are those Palestinian flags or Mexican flags? Palestinian. All right, get my angry sign. I brought the wrong flag.
Brett
I have that kit in the car.
John Holmberg
Flag. Yeah, I got my kids, but I blew it. I brought Mexico. I'm loaded for Mexican. And I thought, just go get my angry sign. We should be covered. I'm angry.
Byron
What are we protesting this week? All right, all right, hang on.
John Holmberg
Have another one that says Trump sucks. And those hit those head in. All your protests, you can't miss. So no matter what, if you've brought the wrong stuff to the protest, you at least have one, you know, kind of evergreen sign that'll work at all of them. Angry. No. Kings, Tyrant, bad. That kind of crap.
Byron
Just get a goddamn dry erase board.
John Holmberg
But what you can't forget is your phone so you can photograph yourself and put it on Instagram to tell all your friends how active and proud you are. So when you slink home and nothing's changed, you can be really proud of yourself. Getting a lot of clicks and thumbs ups from all the people that you haven't blocked because they voted your way.
Brett
You go old school, get an Etch a Sketch. That way you can change it all the time.
John Holmberg
Right? Exactly. Yeah, that's not a bad idea, Brady. Shake it some washable paint on and it's shellac the poster board to where you can just washably paint your anger onto us onto a sign and then go home and realize you've done absolutely nothing but clog up traffic for day. Mexican flag at the Iranian protest. You're dumb. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800 A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98. KUPD bomb. Iran is not on the list by the way. Don't do it.
Byron
We've had two requests for.
John Holmberg
Well, maybe we will play it after all. It's 98K. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98. Can you?
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Operation Midnight Hammer, Suicidal Tendencies, and NBA Trades
Episode Release Date: June 23, 2025
Welcome to another action-packed episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 morning radio show, 98 KUPD. Hosted by John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, this episode dives into intense discussions ranging from international military operations to local protests and significant NBA trades. Below is a comprehensive summary capturing the key points, insightful commentary, and memorable quotes from the episode released on June 23, 2025.
[01:46] John Holmberg kicks off the episode with a bold revelation of his new moniker for sex: "Operation Midnight Hammer." This segues into a heated discussion about recent military actions against Iran’s nuclear sites. Holmberg reminisces about the 1980s when anti-Iran sentiments were humorously expressed through parody songs like “Bomb Iran.”
John Holmberg [03:19]: “We were such a cooler nation then because Bomb Iran was funny. All radio stations shared it and played it.”
He criticizes the current state of US-Iran relations, emphasizing ongoing hostility and questioning why past fraternal attitudes have shifted to blatant antagonism.
John Holmberg [04:06]: “Iran has been like a prick. They've been pricks my whole life.”
Holmberg also reflects on historical transitions from the Shah to the Ayatollah, highlighting a long-standing enmity that, in his view, justifies recent military interventions.
Transitioning from international politics, Holmberg expresses frustration over the muddled symbolism at modern protests. He observes protesters waving unrelated flags, such as Mexican and Palestinian flags, at a demonstration intended to express anger over issues related to Iran.
John Holmberg [06:35]: “Protesters... bringing Palestinian flags to the Iranian march and Mexican flags to the Palestinian protest. It was stupid. You're not that upset.”
He criticizes the lack of focus among protesters, arguing that the misuse of diverse flags dilutes their messages and undermines the seriousness of their grievances.
John Holmberg [07:22]: “Know what you're mad about and focus, because that's just. That's enough.”
The conversation shifts to a more personal anecdote involving Brady Bogen's attempt to attend a Suicidal Tendencies show. Brett shares his experience of leaving the concert early before the band took the stage, much to the concern of his partner, Kirby.
Brett [24:13]: “Brady's out. Didn't see the Suicidal Tendencies show. What were you doing there at seven in the first place?”
Holmberg and co-hosts humorously discuss the logistical mishaps and the packed nature of the concert, highlighting the challenges of coordinating group outings to popular events.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the controversial trade of NBA superstar Kevin Durant from the Phoenix Suns to the Houston Rockets. John Holmberg offers a critical analysis of the Suns' management decisions, drawing parallels to past sports franchise missteps.
John Holmberg [32:26]: “The Suns have won and they got it yesterday. But they don't have no rah rah room at their arena.”
He laments the Suns’ reluctance to part ways with Devin Booker, comparing Booker’s potential future with Larry Fitzgerald's tenure with the Arizona Cardinals—highlighting a pattern where franchises hold onto star players for emotional and financial reasons despite declining performance.
John Holmberg [33:04]: “Gotta trade Booker. He's gonna turn into Larry Fitzgerald.”
Holmberg advocates for aggressive franchise rebuilding, using the Oklahoma City Thunder's strategic accumulation of draft picks as a model for sustainable success.
John Holmberg [34:38]: “Oklahoma City won their championship in 17 years. Suns are looking at year 57.”
He further critiques the Suns' approach to management and team construction, arguing that without bold moves, the franchise remains stuck in a cycle of mediocrity, emphasizing the necessity of leveraging high draft picks to inject fresh talent and secure future championships.
Throughout the episode, Holmberg and his co-hosts engage in lively banter, addressing hypothetical scenarios and listener concerns. Topics range from the practicalities of long-haul bombing missions to the feasibility of martial arts-inspired weaponry.
Byron [21:33]: “They turned her and say, look, toots, the only reason you got a job is because you got a great set of cans.”
The hosts also humorously delve into the logistics of extended bombing missions, suggesting fanciful additions to military aircraft to accommodate basic needs during prolonged operations.
John Holmberg [21:12]: “They probably got a wizard... a urinal they're not wanting you to go down.”
As the episode wraps up, Holmberg reiterates his unwavering stance on US-Iran relations, dismissing humanitarian concerns and focusing solely on strategic military dominance. He nostalgically reflects on past generational attitudes towards conflict, contrasting them with contemporary views that he perceives as weaker and more hesitant.
John Holmberg [19:06]: “I miss my parents generation. They used to say that all the time. And the greatest generation used to talk about making everything a glass factory.”
He concludes with a satirical call to action for protesters to streamline their messages, advocating for simplicity and consistency in protest symbols to enhance their effectiveness.
John Holmberg [37:31]: “Just have one, you know, kind of evergreen sign that'll work at all of them. Angry.”
Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to blend sharp political commentary with pop culture references and sports analysis, delivering a mix of humor, controversy, and candid opinions. This episode, brimming with energetic discussions and memorable quotes, exemplifies the show's commitment to entertaining and provoking its Arizona-based audience.
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