Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 06-24-25 Release Date: June 24, 2025

Hosts:

• John Holmberg
• Brady Bogen
• Bret Vesely
• Dick Toledo

1. Introduction and Weekly Highlights

John Holmberg kicks off the episode by highlighting this week's "Pick of the Litter," a feature supporting pet adoption through Turf Monsters. He introduces Eliza, an 11-year-old dog available for adoption with waived fees for a limited time. John encourages listeners to visit 98KUPD.com to learn more and consider fostering from June 26th to July 3rd.

2. The Brady Report

Brady Bogen delivers the "Brady Report," sharing unique and quirky news stories. Highlights include:

• Hydration Debate: A UK doctor suggests milk as a superior hydrator compared to water. Brett shares skepticism, while John argues, “Water is the... it is going to hydrate. I'm like, no, those are all man-made nonsense” (07:04).

• Nightmares and Longevity: A study from England reveals that individuals experiencing nightmares at least once a week have a higher likelihood of dying before age 70. John reflects, “If you're having those once a week, you're not going to make it past 40” (08:31).

• Old People Smell: Discussion about the compound 2Nonino responsible for the distinctive odor in elderly individuals and how consuming mushrooms might mitigate it. John humorously comments, “Your dad smells like disappointment and abandonment” (18:51).

3. Defending Ohio State Controversy

A significant portion of the discussion centers around the controversy involving a figure associated with Ohio State University:

• Brett raises concerns about known misconduct: “He's always been that guy. And I don't understand why he would say that's the first time he's ever really done something like that” (02:50).

• John criticizes the handling of the situation, stating, “That's what bad guys do” and emphasizes the difficulty in defending individuals within the “cult of our fandoms.”

4. Unusual Will Case: The Escort Inheritance

The hosts delve into a peculiar legal case:

• Janet Henry, an 84-year-old woman from British Columbia, left her million-dollar estate to Simon Garston, a professional male escort. This unusual bequest has prompted her niece and nephew to challenge the will, claiming undue influence by Garston.

• John humorously quips, “She was renting Dick. Good for her Band name, Renting Dick” (13:50), while Brett provides details on the family's legal actions.

• The discussion touches on the complexity of inheritance laws and the dynamics of familial relationships, with John adding, “Your family should be grateful that I… I mucked around in her mud” (14:34).

5. National Fairy Day and Lighthearted Banter

In a lighter segment, the hosts celebrate National Fairy Day, exchanging jokes and anecdotes about fairy conventions and festivals in Arizona. The playful conversation highlights the camaraderie among the hosts.

6. Broadway Show Idea: "Renting Dick"

The team brainstorms a humorous Broadway show concept based on the aforementioned will case:

• John envisions a comedic play titled "Renting Dick," starring notable actors like Helen Mirren and Marisa Tomei, where an elderly woman inherits her estate to a male escort, sparking wild adventures on Broadway.

• Dick and Brett contribute witty remarks, exploring the absurdity and comedic potential of the storyline.

7. Viral Videos and Dark Humor

The conversation shifts to discussing viral videos and dark humor found online:

• John recounts viewing a performance of "Dance of the Seven Veils" with Jessica Chastain, blending reality with exaggerated personal experiences.

• The hosts critique various online performances, including circus acts and unconventional stunts, maintaining a humorous and irreverent tone throughout.

8. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, John reiterates the importance of addressing personal stress to reduce nightmares, stating, “Confront your issues. I think that's the thing that nightmares stem from is things you force down” (17:06). The hosts share final laughs over the discussed topics, leaving listeners entertained and engaged.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg: “Water is the... it is going to hydrate. I'm like, no, those are all man-made nonsense.” (07:04)

• Brett Vesely: “They're living with a lot of stress if you have nightmares once a week.” (08:31)

• John Holmberg: “Your family should be grateful that I… I mucked around in her mud.” (14:34)

• John Holmberg: “Confront your issues. I think that's the thing that nightmares stem from is things you force down.” (17:06)

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a mix of serious discussions on health and legal matters, intertwined with humor and lighthearted banter. From debating the merits of milk over water for hydration to navigating the complexities of unexpected inheritances, the hosts provide a dynamic and engaging listening experience. Their candid conversations and witty exchanges ensure that both regular listeners and new audiences find something to enjoy.

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