06-24-25 - BR - TUE - Milk Is A Better Hydrator Than Water - People Who Have Nightmares Die Early - 80yo Woman Leaves Estate To Escort Prompting Our Broadway Show Idea Renting Dick

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 06-24-25 Release Date: June 24, 2025

Hosts:

• John Holmberg
• Brady Bogen
• Bret Vesely
• Dick Toledo

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1. Introduction and Weekly Highlights

John Holmberg kicks off the episode by highlighting this week's "Pick of the Litter," a feature supporting pet adoption through Turf Monsters. He introduces Eliza, an 11-year-old dog available for adoption with waived fees for a limited time. John encourages listeners to visit 98KUPD.com to learn more and consider fostering from June 26th to July 3rd.

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2. The Brady Report

Brady Bogen delivers the "Brady Report," sharing unique and quirky news stories. Highlights include:

• Hydration Debate: A UK doctor suggests milk as a superior hydrator compared to water. Brett shares skepticism, while John argues, “Water is the... it is going to hydrate. I'm like, no, those are all man-made nonsense” (07:04).

• Nightmares and Longevity: A study from England reveals that individuals experiencing nightmares at least once a week have a higher likelihood of dying before age 70. John reflects, “If you're having those once a week, you're not going to make it past 40” (08:31).

• Old People Smell: Discussion about the compound 2Nonino responsible for the distinctive odor in elderly individuals and how consuming mushrooms might mitigate it. John humorously comments, “Your dad smells like disappointment and abandonment” (18:51).

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3. Defending Ohio State Controversy

A significant portion of the discussion centers around the controversy involving a figure associated with Ohio State University:

• Brett raises concerns about known misconduct: “He's always been that guy. And I don't understand why he would say that's the first time he's ever really done something like that” (02:50).

• John criticizes the handling of the situation, stating, “That's what bad guys do” and emphasizes the difficulty in defending individuals within the “cult of our fandoms.”

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4. Unusual Will Case: The Escort Inheritance

The hosts delve into a peculiar legal case:

• Janet Henry, an 84-year-old woman from British Columbia, left her million-dollar estate to Simon Garston, a professional male escort. This unusual bequest has prompted her niece and nephew to challenge the will, claiming undue influence by Garston.

• John humorously quips, “She was renting Dick. Good for her Band name, Renting Dick” (13:50), while Brett provides details on the family's legal actions.

• The discussion touches on the complexity of inheritance laws and the dynamics of familial relationships, with John adding, “Your family should be grateful that I… I mucked around in her mud” (14:34).

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5. National Fairy Day and Lighthearted Banter

In a lighter segment, the hosts celebrate National Fairy Day, exchanging jokes and anecdotes about fairy conventions and festivals in Arizona. The playful conversation highlights the camaraderie among the hosts.

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6. Broadway Show Idea: "Renting Dick"

The team brainstorms a humorous Broadway show concept based on the aforementioned will case:

• John envisions a comedic play titled "Renting Dick," starring notable actors like Helen Mirren and Marisa Tomei, where an elderly woman inherits her estate to a male escort, sparking wild adventures on Broadway.

• Dick and Brett contribute witty remarks, exploring the absurdity and comedic potential of the storyline.

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7. Viral Videos and Dark Humor

The conversation shifts to discussing viral videos and dark humor found online:

• John recounts viewing a performance of "Dance of the Seven Veils" with Jessica Chastain, blending reality with exaggerated personal experiences.

• The hosts critique various online performances, including circus acts and unconventional stunts, maintaining a humorous and irreverent tone throughout.

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8. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, John reiterates the importance of addressing personal stress to reduce nightmares, stating, “Confront your issues. I think that's the thing that nightmares stem from is things you force down” (17:06). The hosts share final laughs over the discussed topics, leaving listeners entertained and engaged.

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Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg: “Water is the... it is going to hydrate. I'm like, no, those are all man-made nonsense.” (07:04)

• Brett Vesely: “They're living with a lot of stress if you have nightmares once a week.” (08:31)

• John Holmberg: “Your family should be grateful that I… I mucked around in her mud.” (14:34)

• John Holmberg: “Confront your issues. I think that's the thing that nightmares stem from is things you force down.” (17:06)

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a mix of serious discussions on health and legal matters, intertwined with humor and lighthearted banter. From debating the merits of milk over water for hydration to navigating the complexities of unexpected inheritances, the hosts provide a dynamic and engaging listening experience. Their candid conversations and witty exchanges ensure that both regular listeners and new audiences find something to enjoy.

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Transcript

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness, and it is time once again to talk to you about this week's pick of the litter, brought to you by our friends at Turf monsters. Turf monsters. AZ.com lost her home. Pet rescue is where I went for this week's pick of the litter. And it is a special case. Eliza is this week's pick of the litter. The video is at 98kupd.com Click on pick a litter and see. Eliza is 11 years old. So get on over there. Check that out. They'll waive the adoption fees if Eliza's right for you. Also look into short term fostering from June 26th to July 3rd. They need fosters. Check it out at lostarhome.org still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98 KUPD. Time for Brady to give us all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. Now I'm getting all the emails in the world saying, john, you got to go find that doctor. My, he's dead. And also, I kind of liked it. I'm not one of those guys that complain. I'm one of those people, like, how many other stories are out there? I'm like, I got one, but we're good. I haven't had that since, but I won't go get a prostate exam. But I think it ties back to that.

[Brett]

For fear of it happening again.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I don't care about that. For a fear of it not happening again, Brady. What a waste of time if a guy fingers me and it doesn't happen. Try again. This was a bad one. I'd say. Yeah, I'm not. I think you have to be like, I think you have to be smart enough to know what happened. I think it was too stupid. I think I was dumb. And I walked out of there going. And like Brett said, I got better.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So I'm like, all right. And you peeved. I beefed a little. I peeved the other day in the. In the men's room. And I'm like, ah, that was weird. But my. I was just there. What the hell? It hadn't happened since. So I'm probably okay. I'm not going to the doctor for that. That's gay. Yeah. That document, you can't live. Like, it's one of those things you watch on TV and then, like, for 24 hours, just, like, have you Seen, have you seen like you talk to everybody like have you seen this? And not to bash you, Brad, it's not hitting you, but it is true. And I'd be guilty of this too. You're going to defend Ohio State? If it was any other college you'd be like, this is disgusting. And you can't help it because we all fall into the cult of our fandoms. They're like now wait a minute. This happened. That guy, he was probably going to do that. He was like, no. When it happened at Michigan State you never looked into defending because we're all victims of sport cult. I am, I think super guilty of it.

[Brett]

It's tougher for me. Not necessarily Ohio State, but a guy like Russ Helixon.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Of known, you know, I was in high school and he was the coach and knowing the background and the disappointment to hear that, that as far as he's always done that to those guys, he's always been that guy. And I don't, I don't understand why he would say that's the first time he's ever really done something like that.

[John Holmberg]

That you know about.

[Brett]

That I know about.

[John Holmberg]

That's what bad guys do. Yeah, they, you know, they, they make everything like everything.

[Brett]

I don't understand why it'd be so. You know, all they wanted him to do, as I understand it, is write.

[John Holmberg]

A letter to the university when they said their story.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

Brady report it good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

Hello world. Hi.

[Brett]

Happy International Fairy Day.

[John Holmberg]

Speaking of that's what I heard down the hall. F A I R I E F A R A E I R A E, F, A, I, R, Y. Oh, the fairy.

[Brett]

Fairy.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Well, yeah, there's. Yeah, there's all sorts of kind. You can spell it a few different ways. Fairy tale. That's different than fairy tale. Fairies are a little like Tinkerbell.

[Brett]

Remember they had that? Every now and then we'd hear about the fairy festival that happened here in Arizona.

[John Holmberg]

I don't remember that.

[Brett]

Convention. You get your wings and I don't.

[John Holmberg]

Remember that at all. The ferry convention. I want to go.

[Brett]

Couple of baseless fun facts. Fire related calls to fire departments are most prevalent on Saturdays.

[John Holmberg]

Barbecues.

[Brett]

While severe weather calls peak on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

[John Holmberg]

Hmm.

[Brett]

And in general, fire departments across America are the busiest in January and July, possibly due to the Fourth of July.

[John Holmberg]

People blowing their hands up.

[Brett]

They're least busy in April.

[John Holmberg]

Nothing going on in April. Nobody blows stuff up for Easter.

[Brett]

Spring showers maybe. Puts a lot of that.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. It's a little moist outside. A little more rain. Possible ground is Wetter.

[Brett]

There are 1600 Chili's locations around the world, and apparently all of them have a picture hanging upside down somewhere in the restaurant.

[John Holmberg]

Hmm.

[Brett]

They say it's for good luck. Both Coke and Pepsi made special cans of soda for astronauts in the mid-80s. They almost look like cans of whipped cream.

[John Holmberg]

It may wanted to pop. I. I couldn't go to space without Coke. I'd have to have my Coke zeros. My. My Dr. Pepper cherry. Oh, forget it. I'm not leaving the planet now with the little cartridge.

[Brett]

All you need is the.

[John Holmberg]

I need it in the can, Brady. I can't do that whole mix it up thing. Well, I'm. They'll figure it out.

[Brett]

You're not going to space.

[John Holmberg]

You're telling me we can get it figured out. They can't figure out a thermos that'll get that up there for me. I'm not leaving the planet without my Coke Zero. Not happening. And they can.

[Brett]

Yeah, maybe they could do a giant can.

[John Holmberg]

They can figure something out there. Look, I did extensive research this weekend on the B2 bomber. They can make a space Coke. I don't have to mix things up in space. It should be done already.

[Brett]

We're hearing about the brutal heat wave going on around the country right now. A doctor in the UK is trending because she said the perfect drink for hot weather is milk.

[Brady]

No, thanks.

[Brett]

It's 87% water, but it takes longer to digest because of the sugar, protein and fat. So it keeps you hydrated longer than water does.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but you can't Do.

[Brett]

It also has sodium to help your body hold on to the water. It's packed with electrolytes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. All right, fine. You can stay hydrated, but you're not gonna move around. It's not like you're out on the basketball court throwing. I need to stay hydrated and hit milk. You'll start puking everywhere. I don't like the flavor of water because it's just meaningless. But we keep trying to replace it. I saw a thing the other day on the news and they're like, water may not be enough to stay hydrated. I'm like, no, that's it. That's all you need to stay hydrated. That is hydration. It's in definition. It is going to hydrate. I'm like, no, you need more than that. I need this and this and this. I'm like, no, those are all man made nonsense. Water is the. It does the trick.

[Toledo]

I also think you did a story maybe last year. That beer is a great hydrator.

[John Holmberg]

It is when you do marathons because the carbohydrates will keep you. But that's removing, moving. It's not a good hydrator. It's a good energy source for when you're burning. Yeah.

[Brett]

If you're on the golf course right now and you're thinking, I'll just pound.

[John Holmberg]

Beers, you're going to end up in trouble. Because I think it's diuretic, but I'm not sure if it is.

[Brett]

But another study in England found people who have a lot of nightmares are more likely to drop dead.

[John Holmberg]

We're all likely to drop dead, Brady. Research nightmare. Oh, but we're all going to drop that.

[Brett]

Researchers tracked people for almost two decades, and the ones who had nightmares at least once a week were three times more likely to die before the age of 70.

[John Holmberg]

They're living with a lot of stress if you have nightmares once a week.

[Brett]

They found lots of nightmares also makes you age faster.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I have maybe four a year nightmares. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Like, don't involve a ruler in your mouth.

[John Holmberg]

And that's not a nightmare. That was an actual thing.

[Toledo]

An actual thing.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady]

It was a nightmare to Dan.

[John Holmberg]

It was a nightmare to my dad. Yeah. He thought I was measuring depth in my throat.

[Toledo]

Pencils in your ass.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. He was worried. Those are his nightmares. I didn't live with those. I have like. Like, you know those.

[Brady]

He's still around, actually. With all those nightmares.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Brady]

He was lit.

[John Holmberg]

He didn't sleep. He slept like a baby. My mom came in our room My bedroom one night and it was probably 8 years old. And you know, you got to remember my mom when she had me, was 25. So this is a 32, 33 year old woman busts into my bedroom at like 2 in the morning and is in hysterics, sobbing, hugs me. I love you so much. I love you, I love you, I love you. And I'm thinking to myself now, I noticed she went to my room first.

[Toledo]

Then how old were you?

[John Holmberg]

Seven or eight. Wow. And she's sobbing and she had a dream that she was in a car crash and I, my sister and I were in there and that she saw our dead bodies and it destroyed her. Like, it was like, it was like she, she even talked like she said, it's the worst nightmare I've ever had in my life. It was like so graphic. Came in the room crying, sobbing, and then went to my sister's room second. So I took it as a bad. I was gonna say she's just go right back. She should have gone right back. Mom, I'm still here. Everything's all right. I think your sister's dead. Sleep, just sleep. Everything will be. Got the good one, please.

[Toledo]

Jesus. Manifest my mom's.

[John Holmberg]

And I think she opened the door to my sister and went, there she is. And then shut the door and went right back to sleep. But yeah, like so nightmares that are like, if you're having those once a week, you're not going to make it past 40.

[Brett]

They say what the body goes through too when you're sleeping, the stress adds to it on the nightmare.

[John Holmberg]

Horrible. Yeah, I've had a few.

[Brady]

How can you prevent them? Is there anything in that study? I mean, yeah, I don't probably try.

[John Holmberg]

To relax a little bit. Yeah. You know, live your life a little bit less.

[Brett]

Go to bed with pleasant thoughts.

[John Holmberg]

That's gay. But I'm just. Yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

National Ferry Day.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And that's. That's a guy. Something, something. Check out Homework's morning sickness [e-mail] are.

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[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness. That's a guy with a lot of stress trying to go just think pleasant thoughts. Yeah, I think if you're just kind of living a little less stress, try to deal with your stress. Confront your issues. I think that's the thing that nightmares stem from is things you force down and then they come creeping up into your subconscious and manifest into dreams. I think it's more about repressed thoughts that you haven't dealt with that come flying out. Your. Your body keeps score. It remembers everything.

[Brett]

The closest, closest living relatives of this 84 year old woman from British Columbia. She left her million dollar estate to a professional male escort.

[John Holmberg]

Nice.

[Brett]

Janet Henry was her name. And she executed her final will and testament on August of 2021, three months before she died. Leaving a bulk of the estate to Simon Garston. The escort. Julian and Ross.

[Toledo]

Is that on his business card?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. The escort. Hello. Hello love. I'm here to pound your old geriatric hips into the ground.

[Toledo]

Check please.

[John Holmberg]

It's right. Just leave the money on the count. I'll take care of this.

[Brett]

Her niece and nephew are the ones that are seeking to have the will overturned. The thrust of the plaintiff's claim is that the deceased was subjected to undue influence by Mr. Garston.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. I used to grab her. Her. Well, what were they called those? Osteo. Those Bones that don't, they break when you hit them. And from behind, I would smash her. She's us. Her arthritic body. Yes. I put her through quite a lot. Your family should. Should be grateful that I. I mucked around in her mud.

[Brett]

She had no children, so they were the closest living relatives. They'd be next in line. The court is going to hear the. They're gonna let them try this and overturn the will. Following Janet's husband's death, she apparently enjoyed retaining and paying several services of various male estimates.

[John Holmberg]

She was renting Dick. Good for her Band name, Renting Dick. Yeah, kind of. It's more of a Broadway show, I think.

[Toledo]

There you go. That's a whole new category.

[John Holmberg]

Band or Broadway show. I think you can see the sign Renting Dick on Broadway and be like, aha.

[Toledo]

Would you go to Renting Dick?

[John Holmberg]

You know, it's not what you think.

[Brady]

National Fairy Day, but it's about an old lady.

[John Holmberg]

It's. How about this? Let me tell you this. You're walking down Broadway or loving the sights, and you see in front of the Winter Garden Theater. May Renting Dick, starring Helen Mirren. It's about this old lady that's actually a really good play now that I think about it. I said you wouldn't watch that. Some old lady loses her husband and starts renting Dick.

[Brady]

Helen Mirren's expired, and then the one.

[John Holmberg]

She loves is named. Oh, that's the point. The one she loves is named. It's a great comedy. I think it's got legs. If Neil Simon was still alive, he'd do it.

[Brett]

They're saying Garston was a transactional relationship, but he was in a position of dominance and control.

[Toledo]

Well, sometimes, sure.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's because she couldn't get up. She said she. Bird bone. She was in a wheelchair. Breaths. Right?

[Brett]

And he's arguing the opposite. It's like, no, she enjoyed my company. That's why she left me the state.

[Brady]

She enjoyed these nerves.

[John Holmberg]

And let me tell you this about your. She's not your grandmother. Your aunt or great aunt. Tight as a drum. Surprising. I think your grandfather couldn't get it up for years. And that thing sealed shut and he did a crowbar and WD40.

[Brett]

Stop talking about my aunt that way.

[John Holmberg]

I've got all the money. And by the way, not to sound bougie, but 84 years old, a million dollar estate. That's not much because that includes house, cars, all her stuff. Like you can pile up a million dollars.

[Brett]

She whittled down some of it over 17 years.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Plus her husband's money.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe she had an insurance policy. A million dollar estate. You're not. You'll be okay. You're not selling it all for a million bucks. That's just an estimate. And that's all of her clothes, which nobody wants. You got to bring those to savers. You can. You can rack up quote million dollar estate pretty fast.

[Brett]

Old people smell is a real thing.

[John Holmberg]

Even Toledo probably has a million dollar estate. Yeah, even you were surprised by that. I am, I was.

[Toledo]

Have we sat down with Trajan yet?

[John Holmberg]

The house, you know, all your crap. Yeah. You know, well, some investment money, life change.

[Toledo]

Your loan will show you exactly all of that. And you're like, oh yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You start to realize, geez, if I could. If you could live with all your stuff sold, you'd be surprised how much money you've got.

[Toledo]

I just gotta keep a home from my kid.

[John Holmberg]

And then you got that thing. Yeah. You should start renting dick and get and get close to that. And then when you're on your deathbed, you can tell Alex that I'm giving it all to a guy named Tyrone.

[Brett]

Old people smell is a real thing. It's not just a mix of mothballs, decorative soaps, cabbage soup, rose water, unwrap.

[John Holmberg]

Butterscotch candy balls that was on there. Oh, plastic runners.

[Brett]

There's a compound called 2Nonino that's created by chemicals in the body breaking down over time. Old people secrete that which produces their smell. But there's a chance you can do something about it. A report says eating mushrooms up to four times a week might help eliminate old people smell.

[John Holmberg]

Fun mushrooms?

[Brett]

No. Standard shiitake, oyster or button mushrooms.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett]

There's two rare compounds found in them and they work within the body to combat the formation of the.

[John Holmberg]

At what?

[Brett]

2 non needle.

[John Holmberg]

At what age do you start risking old people smell? When does this stuff start? When you start secreting that.

[Brett]

It's got to be in the 70s maybe.

[John Holmberg]

You think my dad's. Your dad smell good? Yeah, my dad smells great. My grandfather smelled amazing. He used to sweat a pretty smell. What's your dad smell like? Rich, stale milk, thin air. But your dad smells like disappointment and abandonment.

[Brett]

This 70 year old guy from Spain got pulled over. He's a beekeeper and the cops pulled him over for swerving the road. They go to get his license and registration, check him out, and they think he's drunk. They give him a breathalyzer. Sure enough, 0.38.

[John Holmberg]

Whoa.

[Brett]

He's almost going back to the cruiser. The guy goes around the back of his van, opens the door, unleashes the bees on the cops.

[John Holmberg]

Because he's a beekeeper, Brady. He learned that from the movie.

[Brett]

Got it done. They were stung several times. They had to retreat into their own cruiser.

[John Holmberg]

Did the bees know not to sting him?

[Brett]

It sounds like it. They went after the cops.

[John Holmberg]

That's right, Brady. If you train your bees properly, as the movie no one saw would tell you on the beekeeper, I can release bees on you. They're trained.

[Brett]

He got back into his van and took off. But they tracked him down.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. He's the dude with leaking bees. It's easy to find the beekeeper's car because it's filled with honey and followed by a specific bee. Like. Like there's a cloud of them behind him. Beekeepers. What a gig.

[Brett]

The graduating class of Long Island's Plainview Old Beth Page John F. Kennedy High School this year had 15 sets of twins.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus. Yeah, I saw a picture of this on the news yesterday, and it's 500.

[Brett]

Graduating class of 500.

[John Holmberg]

And it's not unusual. They've had a batch before, right?

[Brett]

There's one. 2017.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

44 sets of twin is the record.

[John Holmberg]

They're doing some experimenting over there.

[Brett]

I think that was in Michigan, by the way.

[John Holmberg]

Renting dick would be a great thing, according to Scott Haines. He said, however, if we did it about Toledo, it would be called Dick on layaway. Pay for it later. Layaway dick. I like that. You wouldn't see renting Dick. Some old lady.

[Brady]

We're not gonna really be hanging out on Broadway anyway.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's a good point, but it's got the word broad in it, and you love that so much.

[Brady]

Unless you were talking about the one you went to where Marisa Tomei was releasing the cans.

[John Holmberg]

The greatest announcement, maybe in my entire life. The show will begin in five minutes. Nudity may appear, depending on the actress's feelings. Tonight, like, that's Marisa Tomei. No flash photography. We just have to remember it. And that night that I went, she had the muse.

[Brett]

She felt it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she felt it. It was salame. Al Pacino. Diane Wiest. Fredo. I forget his real name. Marissa Tomeino. I think it is Fredo. Chris Cuomo. And the Dance of the Seven Veils happens. And all Al Pacino kept doing the whole play. Salome, I need you to dance for me. And then she'd be like, oh, and this. It was boring because it was just all. All the actors were just Sitting in chairs, reading. It wasn't a play. Salome, I need you to do something for me over here. And then he'd do a little thing and then Diane Wiese would come in. And then he finally requested. She danced and it went crazy. She got out of her chair and started to go. Top comes down. It lasts like 20 minutes. Then I looked online, said, who does the dance of the seven veils now? Jessica Chastain. And it looked great. She's naked too. You just grabbed your mouse. That was Pavlovian. He's gonna go right to the. Just put in Jessica Chastain Salame dance of the seven veils. Outstanding. And Marisa, this is 1999. Tomei still was, you know, five years removed from the My cousin Vinnie body.

[Toledo]

Oh, wow.

[John Holmberg]

And I think it was right about the time as things to do in Denver when you're dead. When she gets naked and gets banged by Philip Seymour Hoffman, which is a really good pause and toss back in the day. But this was live. I was 25ft from naked. Marisa Tomei. And it was outstanding. Salome. And that's all you knew. You knew when Al Pacino said that there was a chance this was the dance. But they warned you before that she doesn't feel it, the shirt doesn't come off. But if she does, there's something. Something. Check out Homework's morning sickness [e-mail] are.

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[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's Morning sickness. There's the dance of the seven Veils with Jessica Chastain. And she is. This is the actual play. They're actually performing it. Mine was just a bunch of people sitting in chairs and for some reason Al Pacino had a crown on which I guess he was king something or other. The dance isn't even that impressive. It's just when her top comes off. So scrub forward.

[Brady]

Man, she dropped the top of this one or what?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. She starts getting into it once it hits the ground. Yeah, she starts wiggling her hips like Shakira. Oh, Pacino's in this One too.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Is this the movie?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she gets mad at him for always asking him. She looks so hot in this. You know how many clicks there's gonna in this today?

[Brady]

I don't think she's going to drop it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she does. Watch this. It's coming off. Once she hits the ground, trust me. It's burned into my mind. There's me, I'm right there in the crowd and she. Yeah. Oh, you got the rip off first. Right when it was about to happen. Teu version. Oh, damn thing shut down the show of hands. What? Plump anybody? Not yet. A little bit thicker.

[Brett]

My nose grew.

[John Holmberg]

Mine moved. Mine moved a little. Now you gotta find the real one. Brett, add nude or something to the search. No, that's when you just watched. There you go. Well, that's a different one, isn't it? Oh, man. Son of a. Yeah. We need our IT guy. We need to see Jessica Chastain. But I've seen it, so I know she does take her top off on that. I watched that on the Internet. Oh, here you go.

[Brady]

I think. I don't know.

[Toledo]

Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub it up.

[John Holmberg]

Dub, dub, dub. Yeah, I don't need to hear the speech. I just need to dance. This is the long that is put upon thine eyes. More, more, more, more, more. Drop no chest name. This isn't the dance. If thou hast seen me, I loved thee.

[Brett]

This sucks.

[Brady]

I'm looking for Marissa.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if Marissa's gonna do it because it was a live performance. That's an actual filmed portrait. I don't know, but man, it was great.

[Brett]

I wonder how many times she didn't feel the muse.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. But you got ripped off because it said it in program. In the program. It said sometimes it doesn't happen, so don't. And you know, nudity is possible. They were warning you that it was possible. Not that it wasn't possible, but guys were like, God, I hope I get the good night. And they were basically saying, if you're offended by nudity, it's possible. I'm like, well, I'm not offended by nudity at all.

[Brett]

Wonder if dudes got their money back. If she wasn't feeling amused.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sure of it. I enjoyed Pacino's performance, but I had expected let's to be popping into my face. I was nearly promised. It's in the program. I thought you were all gay. It's Broadway.

[Brett]

First radio video is a heroic child, right? A three year old child Hanging out the window. This guy goes out the window.

[John Holmberg]

Few tears in heaven.

[Toledo]

I was just gonna say. It's just Clapton's house.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go. That is a three year old hanging out of a window. All right, there's a dude in the floor behind him, underneath him. He's trying to climb up and grab him by the feet. But this. This guy is not in a better position than the three year old exposed. He is very fragilely. Oh, he reaches the one leg of the three year old one floor up, and he's trying to get. Okay, the three year old drops into the hands of the guy, the floor beneath them. Now they gotta throw the kid in the window, throw him inside. And notice this guy go tumbling down, because that window is gonna break. He's just leaning on a window.

[Brett]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I. Oh, so this is all success. Yeah.

[Brett]

What do we want to show you? Pretty high rescue.

[Brady]

I don't like this.

[John Holmberg]

All right, well, that's successful. Brady. That's not what this is for.

[Brett]

Don't worry, I'll give you. I'm following up.

[John Holmberg]

I saw a thing online the other day. It's a place that does dark humor. And one of the guys said, what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? And the other guy goes, I don't know. And he says, eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out his window. And I. I pooped a little on my couch and felt really bad for laughing as hard as I did.

[Brett]

Here you go. Full circus. You know, the performer, the woman that hang from.

[John Holmberg]

Either she's hanging from her hair.

[Brett]

Her hair or neck.

[John Holmberg]

Or her mouth. Yeah. She either bites down on a mouthpiece and hangs above. She's gonna fall. Oh, she's whipping around in a circle.

[Brett]

Okay, that's the end of it.

[John Holmberg]

What, is she dead?

[Toledo]

Strangled herself.

[John Holmberg]

What are all these.

[Brett]

Yeah, the guy was twirling around, chokes her out.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, dude. But that's not. That's a hanging. That's not a trick.

[Brett]

It started. It started at the end.

[John Holmberg]

Wait, they. So hold on.

[Brett]

They're doing the performance at a packed house?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's a circus that popped up in a parking lot. There's nobody there.

[Toledo]

First comment. Did she survive her death?

[John Holmberg]

So they hung her.

[Brett]

So they're doing the red dictionary and then she starts to do the twist right here.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she wrapped something around her neck.

[Brett]

Yep. Or she passed out and passes out and maybe beyond.

[John Holmberg]

She's still performing.

[Brett]

Body just goes lip here.

[John Holmberg]

Now she's not performing as much. No, she reaches up almost.

[Toledo]

She knows she's struggling.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she had something wrapped around her neck. Wow. She's just dangling. She hung herself in front of 30 people at a cheap circus. They got her down pretty fast. I bet she's alive.

[Brady]

Man, that Food City park wasn't packed that day.

[John Holmberg]

It was a you got to quit afternoon performance. Tents up at the old Ranchero. Any mercado that has that. I'm not going to the tented thing.

[Brett]

Dude gets kicked off his scooter.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, geez. Guy just rides by. Somebody kicks a guy on a motorcycle as he's going by and starts running. Wow. This is another success story. Nobody beats him up or anything. It is weird, though. He's just right, but he's in a bad neighborhood. That was just a. Got kicked off his motorcycle by a guy. All right, well, these are no good so far. Fighting at a subway place, right? This is a subway train.

[Brett]

Drops her. Drops her.

[Brady]

Oh, nice, guys.

[John Holmberg]

He's fighting people in a subway, and the girls keep trying to fight him, and he's kicking him in the chest. They're kind of hot, too.

[Brett]

Yeah, that one got back up.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, he's just knocking them down. He's not really hurting him. This dude has got the whole subway platform looking at him. Brady, nothing's happening in these. There's no endings.

[Brett]

That's a good fight.

[John Holmberg]

You know, what this started with was Jessica Chastain. And then we got cut off, and then Brady. That wasn't a good fight.

[Toledo]

It was a bunch of people. When we talk OSU all day.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Toledo]

Videos. Five minutes ago.

[John Holmberg]

He got distracted.

[Brett]

Did it way before five minutes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, distracted by defending an hour ago, man. All right, Brett, you got a lot of making up to do Brady's videos.

[Brady]

This ain't my problem.

[John Holmberg]

I'm bringing in the bullpen. I went to the pen that Brett, my starter, gave up eight runs in an inning. All right. Okay. Yeah. Brett's already better. There's a naked lady having a seizure while she's rubbing her bean. Oh, what's bubbling out of her? Oh, it's like milk or something. Oh, she's filled herself with milk. Or milkshake. She's got a pink thing just shot out of her. Oh, my God. How much milk is in her? She's got. She's got safety goggles on.

[Brett]

Those aren't safety.

[John Holmberg]

And that's not milk. It's too sticky. Oh, she's going to drink it. She's pouring it out of her. Oh, right out of her body. And into her mouth.

[Brady]

That's how you finish.

[Brett]

Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Brady. That's a closer, Right?

[Brett]

Jeez.

[John Holmberg]

Right. That had an exclamation point on it. Brady's had an ellipse. This.

[Brady]

I, I, I don't know about this.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. I don't know what that is.

[Brady]

It's a. I don't know what it is.

[Brett]

What's hanging off for one breast? It looks like it's split.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, I'm, I'm all right. I'll do the explanation. This is a. There's a lot of scars. I don't really know what I'm looking at. There's a, a 1 inch PP. And a vagina also. And the doctor from Ohio State is definitely doing a thorough exam. Well, there's a lot going on. It, yeah, there's a lot going on. There's a, A man.

[Brady]

I don't know what that is. I can't.

[John Holmberg]

Getting hand pleasure through his vagina. And then he went out and wrestled for Ohio State.

[Toledo]

Well, unlike the Ohio State doc, he was wearing gloves.

[John Holmberg]

This guy did have gloves on. He's more thorough than the Ohio State guy.

[Brett]

You can't detect.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Jesus, there's a guy peeing in somebody's hole. What hole is that? What am I looking. Oh, man. That's a woman's. That's a woman's birth canal. And a guy is peeing.

[Brady]

And he's filling it too.

[John Holmberg]

All right, Brett, that's enough. Oh, he is filling it. See, she needs to flush. She just puked it out of her world. See?

[Brady]

At least my video had a finish.

[Brett]

Yeah, one source today.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yours were strong. You came in and almost saved that game. You Frank Reiched that thing. We were down 38 to 3 at halftime. Brett just brought us back to the tie that has that. All, all these videos have to start with somebody going, I have an idea. And the other person going, go on. And then they do it. I gotta pee. Go ahead. Really? Where? No, right here. I'll catch it.

[Brett]

I need to shave first. No, don't worry about it.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no, no, dude. You and your beautiful cans and your pee pee vagina. I don't. I want you to have some stubble. I don't even know what that was. As a human being, I don't even think, like the, the Alphabet. People could categorize that one.

[Toledo]

No, no.

[John Holmberg]

Sort of a penis. Sort of a vagina. I was expecting the scar that went from the base of the penis up to the middle of the stomach. Like a, like Harry Potter scar across your gut. All right. Well, that's enough of that. Say 37 Brett. You make me sick. Brady, I actually kind of liked your videos. Now the inconsequential mess that those were brought to you by Renton. Dick coming to a theater Gamma should be here in August. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Toledo]

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