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Brett
Illegal trash recycling.
John Holmberg
That's right. They put paint in the bottom of a trash do you have a guess at all, Brett? You should be proud of them. 1011 year old girls accused of devising a plan to kill a boy at school. And here's what they did. One would bring a knife. They each had a role to play. One brought a knife, the other would forge a suicide note, make it seem like the kid took his own life, and someone would act as a lookout while the other ones carried out a stabbing. Now, first off, what kind of school is this that teaches kids that somebody commits suicide via stabbing? It's on the avenue. Terribly stupid. Is it? I don't know what it is anyway. Well, it's surprise. It's a. It is true. It is out the avenues. The murder. I'm not gonna say what school is. I can't afford it. The murder when students who overheard it is. Isn't that horrifying. So what they're saying is that next day in their backpacks, they searched them, they questioned everything. They found notes and things like that. All four kids have been arrested on charge of threatening and misdemeanor disorderly conduct. The students showed remorse, but the fourth smiled and laughed the entire time, making excuses for what was going on. A clinical therapist has been involved and says this. Their brains are underdeveloped. At this age, the female brain is even quite half developed. Well, does it ever finish? And that regulates emotion. It kind of talks sense to this nonsense. And early 20s is when a female brain is finished developing. Says there. And this was. He's blaming violence on social media as the reason why. If that was true, it would be happening all the time. The thing to blame here are parents. That has nothing to do with social media. Will some parents step up in this world and say, my God, I've done a bad job? They wouldn't be a good friend then. Yeah, exactly. Why in the world would you blame social media? The guys like 2025 is different than 1995, different than 1975. These kids can't come up with this on their own. They're not violent. Yeah, they are. And it has nothing to do with screens. Bad people are violent and people who are poorly raised come up with murder plots. Well, it's not their screens. Now, maybe they watched some shows and got an idea, but they were badly raised to have that act it out. I watch tons of terrible television more than anyone else. Doesn't matter. My brain's fully developed. I've been doing it since I was little. But I know that you can't do it. The second you go over that line, it's whoever raised you. You're either that or you're a sociopath. But if four of them got together, there's four parents not paying attention. This isn't YouTube's fault or it would be happening all the time.
Brett
You know, when you talk about movies, maybe there's a part that.
John Holmberg
The.
Brett
You know, R rated movies.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
Was a little tighter regulation 25.
John Holmberg
Okay. You know whose job it is to regulate that?
Brett
Parents.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
That's what I'm saying. So the. The lacks that. Everything's out of the bag now they can get. There's.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Brett
So easier access now it's time.
John Holmberg
Okay. First off, it's another opportunity for this show to remind you it's time to toss the cell, go through the kid's room, go through the kid's phone, go through the kid's iPad. And you know what? They're gonna yell at you. And you might not be their friend today, but it's time to go through that. Because guess what? Three or four of them over there in surprise were plotting a murder. Pretty detailed one. And they got their friends involved. And no parents are like, this is our fault. They're like YouTube. YouTube taught them this. No, you taught them that murder isn't watching so bad that they're not afraid of. I watch. I've watched murder shows. I. Alfred Hitchcock was one of my favorite things as a little kid. I loved Hitchcock movies. Thought it was great. Never once did I think, boy, I'm gonna carry one of these out or talk about.
Brett
I mean and even talking about scenarios of a perfect murder.
John Holmberg
Right.
Brett
But actually implementing it and.
John Holmberg
Yeah. And getting together. And even then I'm not. I never really got down with friends and said, hey, what would we do to kill Jeff Begley? You might have made a joke about it. You're not gonna follow it up. It's ridiculous. Stop blaming the Internet and video games for your bad job.
Brett
Well, here comes back. Even if you're blaming on it's still on your watch. I let that happen. Like I just thinking. Yeah, look, I'm thinking like Kirby at 11.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
If all of a sudden that happened to her, I would be.
John Holmberg
I'll tell you.
Brett
As far as I know, I'd say all right. I just wasn't watching.
John Holmberg
What you were bad at your job.
Brett
I don't know if it was what she's watching. I certainly wasn't encouraging her to that behavior to like, you know, if someone's in your.
John Holmberg
Nobody encourages it. But you're also so negligent in what you're Doing with a person, kid or otherwise, that they thought to themselves, I have no fear of repercussions. But that's basically what it comes down to is that they've never.
Brett
I blame myself for allowing her to watch that stuff if. But then again comes that. That I believe that that's influential enough.
John Holmberg
And it, it's influential to somebody who's never had repercussions in their life. They've never been punished properly. Sometimes over punished where they're beaten and whatever. But if you've got all four of them and they've got this plot, it's because nobody's paying attention to them. Blaming YouTube. If look, if it was solely YouTube's fault this there'd be a rash of this. It would be nonstop. Yes. Be non stop. You got bad app parents. It's parents. And somebody will email me. Oh gee. Tell parents you don't have kids. How can you. I can tell you right now, if they're gonna murder me, I'm blaming you.
Brett
The amount of kids that are watching the same programming and same stuff.
John Holmberg
It's not YouTube. Right. It would be if the parents are doing a great job and YouTube still made them go out. We gotta do a murder plot. Because the. My screen said it would be non stop. Now yes, they can be easily influenced, but if you're not paying attention, the influence can go from step 1, 2, 3, 4 to 27. And the next thing you know, they've got notes and knives and gloves and all sorts of stuff and you're like, wait a minute. We could have caught this if we'd tossed their cell every once in a while. Toss your kids cell today, Brett. High five.
Brett
We found out a couple years ago.
John Holmberg
We have curvy was in a murder.
Brett
A lot of gangs in Gilbert.
John Holmberg
Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right. I thought we were friends. Yeah, that gang problem went away, didn't it?
Brett
I don't know.
John Holmberg
YouTube's fault documentary. I just get sick of reading that. Kids giving unrestricted access to the Internet all day. Well, that's parenting. If they have unrestricted access to horrible visual all day long and you're not paying attention, you're raising a nut. But it's not YouTube's fault that this stuff exists. You're raising a nut bag for letting it babysit your kid 18 hours.
Brett
But even when you were a kid.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
And they would take certain things away. You were resourceful enough to find other avenues for that.
John Holmberg
Sure.
Brett
I'm talking about like.
John Holmberg
But here's the thing. If they took it away from me. And I found new avenues. I knew my dad would kill me, so I didn't look for new avenues. The takeaway was the one more step and you're a dead man. And I'm like, oh, boy, I better not even look for this. If I.
Brett
Very effective.
John Holmberg
If I get caught with this again, I'm done. If they don't have any repercussions, you take away their YouTube. You can't have YouTube and. All right, whatever. You're not going to do anything about it. And they just go find it again. And if you're. If you're letting them watch.
Brett
Good parenting and a good God will keep you on the straight.
John Holmberg
Sure. There's no doubt about that. That's good parenting. You have some sort of weird overlord you've made up that, you know, elf on a shelf is enough most of the time. Repercussions. Silly. Crazy. This story pissed me off the second I read the bottom of it. Nobody got. Nobody got blamed but YouTube. Stop it. You're letting YouTube raise your kids. All right, Brady, that should have given you enough pause for thought to come up with a better idea for Rock Wars. What do you got? It's gonna be that Chinese girl.
Brett
No, it's the song for Dr. Strauss.
John Holmberg
Nice. You're going with Ohio State. Our themes. Ohio State when they take the field in August. This should be the new theme song for Ohio State football based on the documentary that's on Max. Let's ban gay bar and gay bar rape. Good stuff. Gay bar. I didn't even think of that. Oh yeah. Electric 6 at the gay bar. Yeah. Can't be gay bar. Can't be raped Me. What song best represents your national champion? Ohio State? Rapeyes. Buckeyes. The Ohio State rape guys. All right. I like that. Brady's gonna take a swing at his own. He's probably gonna play something Cleveland rocks or something stupid. What? It's 9:30. If you have a suggestion, h@98kupd.com you can text 97936. We got Rock Horse coming up next. There's something something. Check out H's Morning Sickness podcast at.
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Brady
Here's something. Can we do our own kind of protest and refuse to do something?
John Holmberg
I suppose you calm down over there. Yeah, we'll get you.
Brady
Make it a sign.
John Holmberg
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Brady
Rumblings of it.
John Holmberg
But yeah, should have been a much bigger deal. After you start to watch what went on there. 2800 sexual assault filed claims are.
Brady
And 100.
John Holmberg
170 rapes.
Brady
170. Oh God.
John Holmberg
So Brady did a theme song for Ohio State situation now that it's been kind of a big deal on the. On the HBO Max documentary we banned Rape Me and gay bar which Brett was evidently thinking about. Would have been good leap off of there. Who would you like to go first?
Brett
Go ahead, Johnny.
John Holmberg
Like me to go first now I Don't know this song well, but it came up. It came up. It snuck up from behind. Much like Dr. Strauss.
Brett
It reached out and grabbed you.
John Holmberg
I would like. Are you on 12 seconds, Rich? Yes. I would like to hear what is it like August 18th, 20th, something like that. When the Buckeyes take the field against the, you know, some school for the 7 year old blind kids that are in the area because they always mop up somebody week one. Please welcome to the field your national champion Ohio State Buckeyes football. Put it in My Butt by NBS Melee. NBS Melee. I like the other one better. I want you to put it in my. It's a strong opener. Yeah, it is.
Brett
It's ver Texas.
John Holmberg
Maybe they won't play Sloopy this year. They'll play this.
Brett
It'll be a huge national audience.
Brady
Ohio to this.
John Holmberg
Put it in my butt and you can really kind of catch. You sing along. I got something real nice. But you ain't no guessing. It may be a smaller hole than what you used to. But just take your time and be patient. Be cool. It may be a smaller hole than you're used to, but be patient. Be patient. The word patients involved, that's doctor's patients. That said Ohio State's new theme song, Put it in my butt. And the reason I found it, I was trying to search. Jon Lovitz has three songs he sings every time he does his show about putting things in butts. And I couldn't find it because it's not like on a recording. So then this popped up. I was very proud of it. All right, I'm assuming Brett's next. Brett. All right. For this one, I think, you know, instead of messing with college kids, he needs to go online and get his game straight. Yeah. And for that we go to the king of Queens, Rob Halford, Grinder from Judas Priest. Oh, no. He picks this is over.
Brett
Looking for.
John Holmberg
Me because he's looking for meat at Ohio State. That's pretty solid.
Brett
Marching band can knock this out.
John Holmberg
All right. The Grinder by the Priest. Sup? All right, Brady, Go ahead, defend it.
Brett
Opening game is against University of Texas.
John Holmberg
That's right.
Brett
Huge. So I'd like to see the marching band do this and the university to admit I'm going with men at work. It's a mistake.
John Holmberg
Yeah, you're an apologist for this. I do like the song, though. Yeah, I do too.
Brady
Right.
Brett
Check again.
John Holmberg
Don't think we move too slow. A great joke. It's no use after crying. Some mistake. Colin. Hey, this is Solo. Somebody at Met at work died. You should be able to do that. We might. It's a mistake. Or my. I will. I'll go as Brutus, the. The rapey. All right. Who wins? Holmberg@98kupd.com you can text 97936 and we'll find out who is the champion. Will it be Brady? It's a mistake. Come on. They're never gonna play that. More likely to play Put it in My Butt. My song. NBS Melee or Grinder from Judas Priest. John Gordon gets to pick. I'm not even. If he says one through five and he goes number two and it's jg, I'm just. I'm not even gonna say. Give it a minute. We'll just play G.R. we already know. Am I right? No, you would. Oh, all right. Well, maybe he's throwing a curveball. We find out who wins Rock wars next. There's something. Something. Check out Hornberg's morning sickness podcast@98kupd.com Homburg's Morning Sickness. We find out who wins Rock Wars. Then we get into the entertainment drill. Get the F out of here. It is theme song for Ohio State. That's what we're looking at today. Brady chose It's a Mistake. Great song by Men at Work from his. Great song. But Cargo from the 1982 cargo album. Come on, man. Overkill's on there though, too. Overkill's a great song. Overkill is a great song. Love it. Laszlo Bain did a cover of Overkill that I couldn't get enough. It's just such a good song.
Brett
And he joined in on it. Right? The dude for Minute.
John Holmberg
Well. And yeah. Yeah. Colin Hay was on that top. Awesome. It is. Or you could choose mine. NBS Melee, Put it in My Butt or Brett's Grinder. Which is. That's the theme song for Ohio State. This guy says, Jesus Christ, Brady might as well just picked It Wasn't Me by Shaggy. With the amount of denial that you're in, I might have voted for him. That's pretty solid. If he'd have done that, I'd have given him a little extra on that one. This one says Brett loves making fun of the gay community too much. And old pop pops just spineless. What a simp. He deserves nothing. I vote for you, John says Brady, one moment to stand up and proclaim your distancing from Ohio State to everyone in the land, and you go and apologize for us, you apologist. You lose, Johnny. I do indeed like the literal translation of your Song straightforward. No guessing. But you also lose. Brett wins. Grindr is so very appropriate here. Chancellor, put it in my butt's gonna be stuck in my head for weeks to come. In the back of your head, Brady. Stop being a. Stop victim blaming. You're disgusting. Should be ashamed of yourself. Because I must hear the full version, especially if it starts Larry's show. I'm voting for John Put it in my butt. That's the first time that's ever been said on the show. You get my vote. John. Put it in my butt. Sup? Brett for the win. Says, I'm gonna go with the doo wop dago today. Nice choice. That's from Hector. It goes on. Brett did very well today. He wanted to 10 to 6 over me and somehow or another the apologist got nothing. No. Yeah, we better get to recount. It's a mistake by minute work. Did not. Did not register as fitting for this topic of Ohio state mail. Man to man. B hole rape, Toledo. Who got it over there Right now.
Brady
You'Ve got a two vote lead over Brady.
John Holmberg
Who over who? That one. Kirby must be off. I was gonna say. All right, John G. Number one through four. Five. Five. Number three is text. That's you, that's me, and that's. Damn it, champion. John. I don't know how I pulled this off. And put it in my butt kicks off Larry's show in just moments. I don't even play the whole thing. It's not even dirty. It's just, you know, you gotta play some of it. Oh, we'll play some. Okay. Start it where you left it. Like in a minute.
Brady
Oh.
John Holmberg
Make sure there's nothing in there that gets really bad.
Brady
Yeah, it's a minute in. You got two minutes left in the song.
John Holmberg
See? Step into my dark side for a second.
Brady
I got back up a little bit for her.
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah, back it up, back it up.
Brady
Put it in my butt.
John Holmberg
You know I like it sloppy. You know I'm always horny. Never gonna tell you to stop. Kiss it better. Got me writing four page letters. Oh, no. It gets real bad there at the end.
Brady
Okay.
John Holmberg
We should probably avoid that song.
Brady
We can play, you know, snippet of it.
John Holmberg
Play it at home. I think the best option.
Brady
It's on apple itunes.
John Holmberg
Yeah, put it in my butt.
Brady
We just saw M A L a.
John Holmberg
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (June 25, 2025)
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness
Episode Title: "11 Young Girls In Surprise Arrested For Trying To Stab Classmate And Call It A Suicide - Rock Wars - Song For Ohio State Univ Doctor Of Rape"
Release Date: June 25, 2025
Overview: The episode opens with a shocking revelation about the arrest of a group of young girls aged 10 and 11 in Surprise, Arizona. These girls were implicated in a plot to murder a classmate and subsequently disguise the act as a suicide.
Key Points:
Plot Details:
A conspiracy involving three girls was uncovered, where each had a designated role: one brought a knife, another forged a suicide note, one acted as a lookout, and the third carried out the stabbing.
John Holmberg (02:35): "1011-year-old girls accused of devising a plan to kill a boy at school."
Response from Authorities:
Upon discovering incriminating notes and evidence in the students' backpacks, all four girls were arrested and charged with threatening and misdemeanor disorderly conduct.
Behavior of the Accused:
While most showed remorse, one of the girls was notably unrepentant, displaying a "smiled and laughed the entire time" demeanor during questioning.
John Holmberg (04:25): "The fourth smiled and laughed the entire time, making excuses for what was going on."
Overview: A significant portion of the discussion centers on the root causes behind the girls' violent intentions. The hosts delve into whether social media influences such behavior or if parental neglect plays a more pivotal role.
Key Points:
Blaming Social Media:
A clinical therapist involved in the case suggested that underdeveloped brains and the influence of social media contributed to the girls' actions.
John Holmberg (05:04): "They're underdeveloped. And this was... blaming violence on social media as the reason why."
Counterargument – Parental Negligence:
Bret Vesely and John Holmberg vehemently disagree with attributing blame to social media, arguing that parental oversight is the fundamental issue.
Bret Vesely (07:05): "Blaming YouTube. If look, if it was solely YouTube's fault this there'd be a rash of this. It would be non-stop."
Impact of Lack of Supervision:
The consensus among the hosts is that without vigilant parenting, children are more susceptible to negative influences, regardless of the medium.
John Holmberg (08:42): "So it's Parents. And somebody will email me. Oh gee. Tell parents you don't have kids. How can you."
Personal Anecdotes:
Bret shares personal experiences, highlighting that regardless of content consumed, parental intervention is crucial.
Bret Vesely (09:20): "If all of a sudden that happened to her, I would be... I just wasn't watching."
Overview: Transitioning from the serious discussion, the episode moves into the "Rock Wars" segment, where the hosts critique and satirize a recent documentary about sexual assault allegations at Ohio State University.
Key Points:
Documentary Impact:
The hosts discuss a Max documentary revealing 2,800 sexual assault claims and 170 confirmed rapes at Ohio State, highlighting the institution's mishandling of the crisis.
John Holmberg (13:43): "After you start to watch what went on there... 2800 sexual assault filed claims are. 170 rapes."
Creation of Satirical Theme Songs:
To mock the severity and public perception, the hosts create inappropriate and offensive theme songs for Ohio State University, including titles like "Put It in My Butt" and "Grinder" by Judas Priest.
John Holmberg (14:11): "Ohio State when they take the field in August. This should be the new theme song for Ohio State football based on the documentary that's on Max."
Host Reactions and Conflict:
The segment showcases tension among the hosts, with Bret criticizing John's choice as being insensitive and offensive. This reflects their differing views on handling such serious topics through satire.
Bret Vesely (17:03): "I vote for you, John says Brady... You can really kind of catch. You sing along. I got something real nice."
Outcome of Rock Wars:
Despite the controversial nature of their creations, Bret emerges victorious in the "Rock Wars," underscoring the hosts' dynamic and competitive rapport.
John Holmberg (20:43): "Brett for the win. Says, I'm going to go with the doo wop dago today... Brett did very well today."
Overview: The episode concludes with reflections on the discussed topics and a recap of the "Rock Wars" outcome, emphasizing the hosts' commitment to addressing both serious societal issues and entertaining their audience through provocative content.
Key Points:
Final Thoughts on Parenting and Influence:
The hosts reiterate the importance of parental responsibility over blaming external factors like social media in preventing juvenile delinquency.
John Holmberg (09:56): "Good parenting and a good God will keep you on the straight."
Preview of Upcoming Content:
They hint at upcoming segments and encourage listener engagement through suggestions and votes.
John Holmberg (21:38): "Check out Hornberg's morning sickness podcast@98kupd.com... We find out who wins Rock Wars. Then we get into the entertainment drill."
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness seamlessly blends serious societal issues with the hosts' signature humor and satire. From a disturbing incident involving young girls plotting murder to a contentious discussion on the influence of social media versus parental responsibility, the show offers listeners both depth and entertainment. The "Rock Wars" segment further exemplifies the hosts' ability to tackle sensitive topics with a provocative edge, fostering engaging and thought-provoking conversations.
For those who missed the live broadcast, this summary encapsulates the critical discussions and highlights the dynamic interactions among John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo.