06-25-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: June 25, 2025 Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

On the June 25th episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo delved into a variety of engaging and provocative topics, blending humor with sharp commentary.

1. Frustrations on the Golf Course

The show kicked off with Brady recounting his recent return to golf after a long hiatus. Joined by Trey Farrow, Brady shared his exasperations with the game, particularly the difficulties of searching for lost balls and dealing with desert-covered holes.

• Notable Quote:
  • [03:02] Brady: "I hate golf. And when I'm out there, I realize how much I hate it."

The hosts humorously dissected their golfing mishaps, including Brady’s disdain for the game's deceptive challenges and Trey’s experiences with overzealous ball-herders.

2. Ohio State University Rape Culture Documentary

A significant portion of the discussion centered around a controversial documentary on Ohio State University, which allegedly exposes a rampant rape culture within its wrestling program under Dr. Strauss. Brady expressed vehement criticism of the institution, intertwining personal anecdotes and harsh remarks.

• Notable Quotes:
  • [12:04] Trey Farrow: "He's invented. It's called stick it."
  • [35:36] Brady: "I've never seen somebody that removed from something still kind of falling apart by it."

The conversation highlighted the perceived failings of the university in addressing sexual misconduct, with Brady and Trey delving into the emotional impact such revelations have on individuals closely connected to the institution.

3. Public Safety Concerns: Needle Attacks at Concerts

The hosts transitioned to discussing emerging public safety threats, specifically the rise of hypodermic needle attacks at large gatherings like festivals and concerts. They debated the plausibility of such incidents and the effectiveness of proposed safety measures, including needle-proof outfits and tactical training.

• Notable Quote:
  • [19:45] Brady: "...I like those stupid little apps, but..."

Brady expressed skepticism about the implementation of AI and camera technologies in trash management as a means to curb illegal activities, tying it back to their broader safety concerns.

4. Recycling Program Inefficiencies

Recycling inefficiencies became a hot topic as Brady voiced his frustration with the current systems, labeling recycling as "the biggest scam going on the planet." The discussion covered issues like improper sorting, the inefficacy of recycling cameras, and the burden of illegal dumping.

• Notable Quote:
  • [76:05] Brady: "Recycling is the biggest scam going on the planet."

The hosts shared personal anecdotes about their recycling practices, critiquing municipal efforts and advocating for more responsible individual action.

5. Garage Organization Banter

In a lighter yet equally spirited segment, Brady and Trey engaged in a humorous debate over garage organization. Accusations of hoarding and ineffective storage systems were exchanged, reflecting the hosts' playful camaraderie.

• Notable Quote:
  • [60:05] Brady: "You got to get a better system."

Their banter underscored common household challenges, resonating with listeners who grapple with similar organizational dilemmas.

6. Rock Wars: Choosing Theme Songs

Adding a musical twist to the show, the hosts participated in a "Rock Wars" segment where they competed to select the best theme song representing various themes, including the controversial Ohio State situation. This segment blended humor with creative expression, showcasing the hosts' diverse musical tastes.

7. Miscellaneous Topics and Closing Remarks

The episode concluded with discussions on pop culture references, safety tips, and brief mentions of local news stories, maintaining the show's trademark blend of humor and insightful commentary.

• Notable Closing Quote:
  • [170:55] Brady: "Put it in my butt is available on iTunes. I think you can go there if you're interested."

Throughout the episode, Holmberg's Morning Sickness maintained its engaging and provocative tone, encouraging listeners to reflect on serious issues while enjoying the hosts' candid and often irreverent discussions.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• [03:02] Brady: "I hate golf. And when I'm out there, I realize how much I hate it."
• [12:04] Trey Farrow: "He's invented. It's called stick it."
• [19:45] Brady: "...I like those stupid little apps, but..."
• [60:05] Brady: "You got to get a better system."
• [76:05] Brady: "Recycling is the biggest scam going on the planet."
• [170:55] Brady: "Put it in my butt is available on iTunes. I think you can go there if you're interested."

This episode exemplifies Holmberg's Morning Sickness's commitment to entertaining and challenging its audience, navigating through a mix of personal stories, societal critiques, and playful interactions.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Trey Farrow]

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[Brady]

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[Trey Farrow]

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[Brady]

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[Trey Farrow]

Hi.

[Brady]

There's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. And we are off and running for a glorious day where I am definitely dragging because Brady drugged me out to golf for the first time in forever. And I like the summer and I like the heat. It doesn't bother me, but I overcooked it with a guy I've never, I mean, it was the best golfer I've ever been on a course with yesterday. The guy was literally hit a drive about 360 yards and I'm like, all right, well, bring me out. I haven't played for months.

[Trey Farrow]

I haven't seen a ball disappear out of my eyesight.

[Brady]

I think that's good. But you hit it so far it no longer. My eyes don't. It was amazing and we had a great time. But I did, I decided to kind of go around again. So 36 holes in the heat yesterday.

[John Holmberg]

Michael Jordan now. Jesus.

[Brady]

Yeah, you know, your first time back, you know, I Jumped right in. I.

[Trey Farrow]

It was. It was. You know, it was one of those days where you could make the turn.

[John Holmberg]

But did you break any clubs?

[Brady]

No, I had a. I had a. I was all right. You know, I'm trying not to care that much about the game, but.

[Trey Farrow]

First couple of holes were. Were iffy.

[Brady]

Well, the first one was fine, and then the next one, I just don't. Here's the thing about golf. I hate two things. I hate looking for a ball or having somebody look for my ball. I hate it. I hate when I see somebody just trudging around in the desert, like, almost got. I'm like, just leave it up. I'll just not play anymore this hole. And it's. It's just. It's. It's. It bothers me beyond belief to have that. Just. Let's just keep going.

[Trey Farrow]

I had to sneak around because, yeah, I picked up 12 Pro V1.

[Brady]

Yeah, I threw a couple over. And then Brady gets like. He's like, what are you doing? Because I'll just take a ball, and I'm like, this was no good. And I throw it into the desert. The reason it is that way is because I keep extra score. I figure if you've got all this grass and you put one in the desert, just write a 20 on the scorecard. Quit acting like you're going to scramble out of that. And if you touch your ball to move it, it's a 20. You're lying to yourself.

[Trey Farrow]

Still a drop.

[Brady]

No, you're only lying to you by not taking it. You hit it into a mucky spot, and then you moved it to grass and say, one. Shut up. You were going to hack away in that bush for 35 minutes that you put it. Just pick it up and put a 20 on the card. And I've watched plenty of people, Brady's not one of them, to his credit, go over, smash it in the desert, thump against a rock, come up and then walk off the green and go. Part it like, okay, I don't. I can't do it. I don't know how people live with themselves. Golf's a liar's game. And trust me, I can both with the best of them. But I don't know what. When it comes to competition, you got to keep that on the. On the straight, and there.

[Trey Farrow]

You can play it out of the desert.

[Brady]

Nobody can. Everybody moves at your foot wedge. You're automatically disqualified if you want to play. And then there's people who want to play by the rules. The second you kick the ball, that Your.

[Trey Farrow]

Your whole scorecard is a zero on the one hold. There's a foursome coming the other way. I don't know if you saw it or not. The three guys were in the fairway over there, and the guy was close to us in the desert, and he. You see him peep up like a meerkat, see where his buddies are.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

And he moves his ball in the desert. I got it.

[Brady]

Yeah. He sees it. I've seen people. They just drop a new one. Found it. Like, it's a. That's disqualification. You know, it's a tw.

[Trey Farrow]

You know, especially if you're.

[Brady]

If you're playing for money. But that's when the liars really kick in. So I just. You know, I'll just. I'll let it go. So the. The second hole, I hit a chunker, and I'm like, this is a 20. There's no point in going on here. And. And then I just. They moved on. After the second or third hole, I didn't have any more, you know, incidents of I hate the game. I. That's the biggest problem with golf, is I absolutely hate golf. And when I'm out there, I realize how much I hate it. I don't, like, search if you. It's really frustrating when there's, like, a. A park or two football fields in front of you, and you miss it.

[Trey Farrow]

And you miss the park, and you're.

[Brady]

Like, I missed a whole park. Like, if I took a baseball and a bat, I would never miss this. But for some reason, this stupid little game. I'm. I'm over there. I'm like, I'm not. I don't want to go look for it. But the real fun of it is, Brett, yesterday, we got to play golf with the decrepit and possibly dying Dale Hellasre. This man on a golf course is hilarious. Now, he's very fun to play with. He's a blast. And Dale was in the cart with us, with me, and we're joking. We were giving each other the business back and forth throughout the whole day.

[Trey Farrow]

Solid 18 holes.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, he did a good job. But on. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We were beating each other up the whole day. Third hole, Dale puts one in a sand trap, and I'm over there, and it's down there. There's no stairs into a sand trap. You got to kind of slide down.

[Trey Farrow]

It's a deep trap.

[Brady]

It wasn't deep that deep, but it was for Dale.

[Trey Farrow]

It may be looked at.

[Brady]

It was an open grave for Dale is what it was. It was hilarious. So I'm standing next to him, and he's looking at it, and I'm like, you want to use me as balance? And he goes, yeah, I'm gonna have. So I'm standing next to him, and he's got his hand on my back, and he's going into the pit, and he goes down in there, and I'm like, by the way, I got a game to play too. So you're on your own in there. You're. You're a dick. As I walk away, that's all I hear. Cause I think you wanted me to carry him out. You're a dick. I'm like, hey, I don't think you realized how.

[Trey Farrow]

Bar.

[Brady]

I knew exactly I was standing next to it.

[Trey Farrow]

Oh, we're losing.

[Brady]

Oh. Part of me did it, like, on purpose, and part of me. I had a little empathy. But I also was like, this guy's always talking about his physical prowess, how he, you know, he beat me at basketball and everything else. He can't even get out of the hole.

[John Holmberg]

Can't wait to see that.

[Brady]

So. Oh, so he. Exactly. So he's down in there like, I'm leaving, dick. And then. So he gets the ball out. He gets the ball out of thing. I'm already on the other side. It was hilarious. Oh, we're all dying. And then we. I'm like, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. As Dale is doing everything he can to get out of this hole in the earth, and none of us gonna.

[Trey Farrow]

Do some walks up on the tee.

[Brady]

I don't think you really. I don't think you realize that all three of us stood and stared back at Dale in his death hole quietly for what was about 30 seconds while he's hands on the ground, pulling himself. He's trying to, like. It was like, you know, remember in Poltergeist when they realized they were built on a cemetery and everybody starts crawling out of the earth? Or the Thriller video. And that's what Dale was. It was like a zombie corpse that still weighed, too, trying to get out of his grave. Hilarious. Nothing better I've discovered than watching some. Whenever we knock Trip down, it's really fun to take old people who don't move well and. And beat them up on a golf course. Just. Just little bits. We knocked Trip down. I didn't even know he fell. And I look back, and Trip's just laying on the ground. And to me, there's nothing funnier than a grown older man on the ground. I think it's just because they're because you know why? It's not that they fell. That's not the funny part. It's watching them try to get up again. It' fantastic stuff when they try to, like. Because Tripp had grass stains on his knees like a little boy. Oh, it was the best. But Dale was done and. And he got out to his credit. And then the worst part about getting out of there, it took all he had. Brett, we've been playing for 20 minutes. All he had to get out of that sand trap. He goes up, he hits his putt, and then to get back to the cart or about 15 stairs, he took three breaks. I mean, it was pretty steep. He took three breaks.

[John Holmberg]

Three breaks.

[Brady]

Well, he couldn't. He was done. They just dug himself out of the planet.

[John Holmberg]

Frankenstein got through the village faster.

[Brady]

Exactly. Frankenstein moves like Fred Astaire compared to this. And at the last break on the stairs. God damn it, Johnny, if this keeps up, I'm done. Like. Yeah. Well, we're on. We got. Well, let's see. Fifteen to go. Dale, you should be all right.

[Trey Farrow]

We switched nines.

[Brady]

The best. The best.

[Trey Farrow]

We went off the other course because it was.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was flatter. Then he actually started doing it pretty good. But man, oh, man, doesn't miss a fairway. No, he Hammond eggs and he's. And he's a blast. He's fun to play with. But if you want fun in your life, get a guy who doesn't move real well, a little bit older, and stuff him into a hole in the ground and just enjoy the rest of it.

[John Holmberg]

And we should rent Dale out for the weekend.

[Brady]

Oh, if we still did the heat stroke open, Dale in the deepest trap would be like if you give him 25. This. This was exactly what Dale looks like, Brad, as he's trying to. Going by the cemetery D as he tries to crawl out of his grave. I'm still laughing at it. I gave him crap all day. There he is. He's crawling out of the earth. Oh, knock an old man down today. I say. I think it's too fun. And I'm not saying, like, knock thriller down. Our friend thriller down the hall. He's crippled. That's not fair. But somebody older and sort of. What's the word I'm looking for? Decrepit. Knock one of those over because the get up is so worth it. It's just bump them. Just bump them, though.

[John Holmberg]

Who's your fanduel bet on who can get out of the soundtrack first? Thriller or Dale?

[Brady]

There's the contest. I gotta say. Thriller. Really? Well, here's why. Well, now, jeez, I don't know. I was gonna say Thriller's upper body. Here's my mistake. I was thinking to myself, thriller's upper body strength is stronger because of his crutches. But he doesn't have crutches. He just does. In my head, I picture him with two of those metal sticks, like Junior from Breaking Bad. Yeah. This is Dale crawling out of the manhole. Oh, it looks like him, too. So fun. It does. Sort of like that guy's better looking than Dale. Hilarious.

[Trey Farrow]

Sped up a little bit, which is scary. The. You're in that range where it's. It's one fall away.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. No, it's. It's. Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

You don't want my grandfather at 93. Sand trap.

[Brady]

Drop dead in a sand trap. Sand traps kill old men. This golf course we were on at weekle Pie yesterday, and it's over in retirement country.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That is no joke for an older man.

[Trey Farrow]

No, that's all. It's not. I wouldn't take my mom. Maybe the. The second one.

[Brady]

No, but I. I wouldn't drive him out there. I wouldn't take anybody. That's a little bit. A little bit wobbly. Dale was wobbly, but he's a man who brags all the time, so. All right. Let's climb Everest, bitch. That was hilarious. But. But you know what? To his credit, he got out and he kept going and he played pretty well. So. A riot. A laugh riot. So it made me learn something. I have a new. Have a new passion. It isn't so much that I hate golf. I think I've just hated who I've been playing with. I need more crippled people to golf with because they're hilarious to watch do stuff. It's great. Oh, you have pictures of it. Oh, that's our. Our group photo. Yeah, our group photo photo. Yeah. We have a car. It was good. We had a blast. It was really fun. And then pulling 36 out. And the dude that we played with. What's the company called?

[Trey Farrow]

He's invented. It's called stick it.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

And it's basically a magnetic towel that sticks to the golf cart. Golf bag.

[Brady]

The dude from stick it.

[Trey Farrow]

And he's got one design that is for barbecue grills. Oh, it'll just stick to your.

[Brady]

He's doing all sorts of stuff.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And he's. This thing's going to go crazy. Like, it's already done really well. But I think he's got a lot of angles. He can go with it. It's pretty cool. He was awesome. Why say his last name? Eglit? Eggin Egan. That's right. He's a good dude, and he was a blast. And he hits a ball further and better than anyone I've ever seen in my life. And I've played with pro golfers. I play. He used to be drove.

[Trey Farrow]

I mean, we weren't playing, but he drove three greens on par.

[Brady]

He hit a ball through, guaranteed. And I don't know if the thing was accurate. At least 340 twice. And then once I think was close to 370 and it was downhill. But, I mean, it was the furthest thing. I've never seen anything like it. And I'm, you know, it was crazy, so. But I. There was no. There was nothing about yesterday that was going to go poorly for me after Dale was in that sand trap. And thank God it happened really early because then I kind of relaxed. I didn't have any problems. I realized, ah, why am I taking this so seriously? He's going to die today. And I'm sitting here worried about my next shot. And it was nice. That was.

[Trey Farrow]

It was a quality stomach work.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. The last. We kept going and then. But the best part of it is, is when you realize that there's a chance this. You might be spending, like, you might be spending time with somebody on their last day. It really. You really put everything in perspective. Like, this could be his last day, and it's up to me to not make that bad. So you start having more fun because you're like, look, I've seen him. He doesn't have. If he keeps it up, he's going to die out here today. And I don't want to be, you know, in a bad mood when he drops dead. They don't feel bad that his last few hours were with somebody who was crotchety. So I started having a blast and realizing this was probably it for Dale, and he made it so he lived to fight another day. And he's gonna play again today. And unfortunately, I won't be there to see any of the potential last days. That was fun and hard to watch. It said. And I don't. I don't have that thing. I don't have it like Dale is. Dale's a man. If he dropped dead on the golf course, he'd be fine. Your grandpa died in that sand trap is what I was thinking.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, he just. Yeah. I mean, that was the downfall.

[Brady]

Well, yeah. Well, he was 90, right? Yeah. But, yeah. Getting in sand as an Old man, bad idea. You don't take him to. You've seen Biden on the beach. It's horrifying. Oh, so much fun. I really enjoy that. So far this morning, the president has not sworn.

[John Holmberg]

Oh man.

[Brady]

Yesterday was like. I think we hit a plateau there with awesomeness with the President. I got that clip where somebody got rid of all the ambient noise and it's just Trump saying they don't know what the they're doing over and over and over and over, which I can't get enough of. So we'll keep our eyes open and our ears open for the President's next vulgarity because I loved it as I'm here for nothing more than the.

[Trey Farrow]

I kind of like what you were saying yesterday. Hearing it more and more that the fact that what has happened is historical as far as setting the setback of Iran and the nuclear.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Doing the plutonium thing, refining uranium. I don't know if it's.

[Brady]

Yeah. Some people are now there.

[Trey Farrow]

I think it's just a couple of months setback.

[Brady]

Yeah. We're arguing with ourselves whether or not it was a big enough strike and now he's fighting back, going, yes, decimated. All right, fine, whatever. Who cares? Just keep cussing, man. Let's keep this going. You're the iron cheek of politics. I love it. But I am worried. They're now issuing warnings at the Download festival that's coming up in England and the other one, the Aussie show, they're putting out warnings now saying, all right, the hypodermic needle things a problem because they had that stabbing mess in France and now that's the new fear for concert goers is that we're all going to get stabbed by hypodermic needles and syringe attacks.

[John Holmberg]

Oh great. I'm going to parkway driving Kill switch next week.

[Brady]

You're going to get stabbed. You're getting stabbed by a cracky.

[Trey Farrow]

I want to get that. A design a suit like for John Wick.

[Brady]

You know that was especially here at the. At the Talking Stick Shed. Nothing better than being dressed in asbestos all day in 110 degrees so you don't get stabbed by a crackhead. Sounds like a great night. You know what? I think I'll just watch their concerts on YouTube from now on. That's what a horrifying thing that is. And I told you my. My irrational fears yesterday and one of them has always been a dirty druggies hypodermic needle. I.

[Trey Farrow]

It's your triple whammy is getting out of your car. Achilles get cut. You hit the ground. And he stabs me with the needle.

[Brady]

And then takes paper and then manila envelope to the tip of my penis. I. I can't. I have to. I have to stand up. I can't. That one gets me.

[Trey Farrow]

Why? The other guy's holding you down with the other needle on your eye.

[Brady]

Yeah. Okay. I don't care about needles to the iron. Good. My biggest fear is those awful manila envelopes open before they're sealed, being sliced across the tip of your penis or across your eyeball. We'll be right back. I can't. That makes my wiener just. Oh, it's awful, ladies. Think of that. Or between your toes. I just like paper cuts with those giant envelopes and that noise they make. Those are irrational fears.

[Trey Farrow]

So quick.

[Brady]

Those are wildly irrational fears of mine. Wildly irrational because they're just probably not going to happen. But now the hypodermic needle one's starting to be a thing. And so many people.

[Trey Farrow]

I don't even like talking about it. Sean.

[Brady]

Between Ozempic, peptides, steroids, diabetes, there are so many people. The cat. My cat has diabetes. I got a shelf in my house, had diabetes of needles. Loads of them.

[Trey Farrow]

It is interesting how it's tons of more lenient.

[Brady]

Oh, you can get that.

[Trey Farrow]

You can do it. You can do it yourself.

[Brady]

Now everything is shoot yourself with this, shoot yourself with that. You want to shot at home. Like, just testosterone. If you want to go, you can do shots. Are you doing. I do them. Yeah. You got needles at your house.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

It saves a trip.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's. Everybody's got needles now. It's easy to get them. So now this whole thing where they're stabbing you with these little things.

[John Holmberg]

Did they catch these guys? I don't even.

[Brady]

They got 12 of them, and they think there's a ton more.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Jesus.

[Brady]

I know. So it's like. It's a needle.

[John Holmberg]

Did they figure out what they shot.

[Brady]

Him with or needle? Yeah, they were. I didn't read the rest of that. Okay. They were saying they thought it was for hypnol. They were trying to. But that doesn't make any sense to me because. Why would you date rape people, like, drive by now, like, date race.

[Trey Farrow]

And if you're doing it, you. You want to make sure. Or, like, they're solo because, like, your friends.

[Brady]

Right?

[Trey Farrow]

You got it. Oh, man.

[Brady]

Well, yeah. When you lay down and there's 15 bodies laying around because they've all been roofied, and then you just go pick up your victim, it doesn't make sense in a group. So I would assume it's. I assume in a few years, all these people that got stabbed, all of them have aids.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, you're. The other thing is, is you're pretty much you're not going to be allowed to take anything in.

[Brady]

No.

[Trey Farrow]

To the festival.

[Brady]

You're going to have to go in. In a, like, barrel boy. Everybody's going to be dressed like. Barrel boy is going to have the barrel on those old 1800s movies where the guy had no clothes, so he.

[John Holmberg]

Wore a barrel Spenders with the barrel on.

[Brady]

That's all you're allowed to have. And. Yeah. And you thought Covid social distancing was bad. Everybody's going to be in their own pod. It's. It's horrifying. The needle thing is scary. And I can't imagine that when they said that, oh, it's just date rape roofy stuff. And I'm like, no, a group attack. They're. They're shoving diseases in people. There's something going on there that has to be because there'd be no other reason to. There's no reason to mass date rape a crowd. It just doesn't add up at all. And you're telling me it wasn't organized or like 12, 13 different dudes are shooting people all over the crowd. There's those were.

[Trey Farrow]

Imagine if it is something like a.

[Brady]

Covid or let's dirty. It's dirty. It's dirty needles. And it's horrifying to me because I. You know, everywhere you go, there's. There's certain things like, again, like, I always talk about this, but up a tactical black where you're like, a knife attack seems almost reasonable. And half the time knife attacks, you don't see the knife. It's those little shivs those guys carry and they hide them like in prison. That's the thing. They're like, the second you realize you're cut, you're like, I'm bleeding. They got to stop it. You're getting.

[John Holmberg]

Not breaking out Crocodile Dundee or nothing.

[Brady]

Most knife attacks don't happen with a guy holding a knife in the air and going, I've got it. You know, like it you. It's very much like, ow. What? What the hell was that? And then you realize, I've been stabbed. There's video after video after video of people who get stabbed like 15, 20, 25 times. And they're still fighting because it like, halfway through don't realize that this is going on. They're just getting tanked. And you're eventually going to bleed out. But they grabbed it. Grab the blade, grab the blade, grab the blade.

[Trey Farrow]

And then you see, it's terrible. Taking shots too.

[Brady]

Oh, you get.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, still coming at you.

[Brady]

Yeah. It's a tactical black thing. They've got a little vest that you wear for these things and it simulates being hit by a shot while you're under attack. And then afterwards, Jay always says, did you feel that? I feel what? He goes, you got shot twice. The little gauge on the thing says two. And he goes, you want to feel it now that you don't have adrenaline going. And I've watched like big grown men hit the ground when he hits the button and they went right through it while they were in the middle of a fight, not realizing it happened. So yeah, it's weird not to get all into that. But I mean, you know the needle thing, that's an entirely different game and entire just avoiding crowds altogether. Starting to get to the point. Like you said, put the barrels on and. Yeah, but yeah, that's the thing. I think Brady's right. I think we all John Wick, we have to wear really thick needle proof suits now to our 112 degree Parkway Drive concerts. Where's that one? It is at the shed. Oh boy. And well, have fun out there, Brad. Now what's OP Live? That's what the cops biggest fears are. You got anything in your pockets? Gonna poke me, stab me or stick me like. No. And then they reach in there and there's always a needle. It's like, you bastard. This one. I didn't think that. Well, besides that jackass. Yeah, too many people have needles. I think we got too much of it. You can dirty up in Ozempic if you wanted to. Let's like you could dirty up one of those. Those epic needles.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Brady]

I don't think people with those like Ozempic needs are really into giving everybody the. The Ebola. But So they're warning people up at.

[Trey Farrow]

That download, maybe, maybe that was their passion. They're like, you could lose some weight and they're picking up maybe.

[Brady]

You know what, it's expensive.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

It's kind of like whenever it's Mr. Beast when he goes around and gives people a ton of things, it's like, look fatties, I'll do this but you won't even know it. Little like he's the Oprah Ozempic for you. Ozempic for you. And it's like, that's 500 bucks a month. That's pretty Ozempic's not cheap.

[John Holmberg]

It's a loss leader. They're trying to get you in.

[Trey Farrow]

I go to more outdoor concerts.

[Brady]

Oh, I tell you this. If it's what I think it is, you're going to lose weight from this shot. It's just not Ozempic. It's those AIDS they're giving you. You got loaded up with AIDS at a concert, Brett. And you're going to. Brett's going to come back all skinny in a couple months. Brett, you look great. And then four months, like, Brett, it's too much. And they're like. It's the aids.

[John Holmberg]

Like South Dallas Buyers Club and stuff.

[Brady]

Yep. There is that moment with AIDS where you really are at your peak. And that's. And then it's it. And then it's not coming back. That's the problem. Like, you're ripped. Like South Dallas, like, couple.

[Trey Farrow]

Like, it's like, yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Cancer and stuff.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You have, like, you'll lose weight from the chemo and all that, and you're gonna look good. And then aids. AIDS is not good. So then you get that. Yeah. All those people go through that moment where, you know what? And the best news, when you recover. But aids, you don't recover from aids. Hiv. But I watched that HBO special about the AIDS years ago, and those guys that had it, like, a couple of them were chubby, and then they just looked great for like a month. And then it was. Then it was really bad. Now it's not worth it. You should just get a treadmill. I don't recommend AIDS for weight loss, even though it used to be the name of a weight loss drug in the 80s. So one of the funniest commercials that's on the Internet is take aids, lose weight. But it was a Y ds. Yeah. You got to be, you know, all illness that kind of sucks your. Your weight away. There's a moment, it's the same as bulimia. I've said that for a long time. Bulimia works. If you know when to stop. It's not good for you. But no, like, massive weight loss. Thing is, at a certain point, Paula Abdul in that jungle video, she did. Remember that when she said that was at the height of my biology. That's right. She looked amazing and then took it too far. If she just stopped right there. Bulimia worked. I don't recommend it for anyone, but there is a point where you're at.

[Trey Farrow]

Your Stopping is the hard part.

[Brady]

Stopping tends to be where they kind of get addicted to throwing their food up. I Don't think it's a good idea at all. But there's no denying the results are what you are shooting for. It's just gonna go haywire.

[John Holmberg]

Karen Carpenter tried it.

[Brady]

Karen Carpenter went anorexic. She just stopped eating. And I'm sure for a minute people were telling her you look amazing. And that's the thing that keeps them going. Then your brain takes over and it ruins it. Again, not an advocate. You know, I'm a realist. There's a certain point where it's like this is working. Well, yeah, it's working. Heroin, cocaine, you'll lose weight but it's not good for you. I'm not a doctor, but who the cares? I'm right, I know I'm right on this. But enjoy your AIDS because you're going to. Everybody's going to get it. If you go to the Parkway Drive show, you're going to end up with a good. Have fun out there.

[John Holmberg]

That'd be great.

[Brady]

Everybody in a crowd now. That's all. If they're, if they're pre warning you then people know like the powers that be are like oh crap. The threats are happening. We've heard about this. We didn't want to scare people. It's commerce so UK thing John. Sure. It's never going to be here. Ideas, they don't travel overseas. The, the thing that always gets me is that when there's commerce and it's massive crowds, they never tell you anything bad's coming. They just kind of keep an eye on it. This, this people have known that especially if it's a terror attack like that where there's multiple people stabbing somebody at some French show, they know what's going on. The French are always the first ones. They had the first guy that lit people on fire. They had the first guy that drove into a crowd on Bastille Day a few years ago. First ones that kind of went away from the guns and the knives and you know.

[Trey Farrow]

So let's just hope this is a trend and it'll stop pretty soon. It's like any trend.

[Brady]

Yeah, maybe it's just a TikTok thing. You're right, Brady. That's very positive. It's a very positive attitude you've taken. You should go be a lawyer at Ohio State because that is some rose colored nonsense. Yeah, there's something. Something. Check out homework's Morning Sickness Podcast at 98kupd.

[Brett Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

Was he getting pissed again?

[Brady]

No, no, he was good yesterday. But being in the cart ahead of us, I had to stare at his. His rape support head covers. He's got his Ohio State head covers. I'm like, oh, he's a rape supporter. I didn't realize that he's a man.

[Trey Farrow]

I forgot Strauss signed it.

[Brady]

Yeah. Doctor. Yeah, but it's. It says, good luck with your next rape, Dr. Strauss. It's a rape support. It's a big testicle with eyes on his driver. And I'm like, brady, why do you have this big. It's in a rape support. And he goes, that's Brutus. Brutus Buckeye. It's not a rape support. I'm like, no, you might as well have a flag that says I love rape with a buckeye on it. Or the o. The big red O with the leaves.

[Trey Farrow]

They might have to sit a couple rounds.

[Brady]

Yeah. Until this settles itself. Man. I gotta. I've talked to this lives with you. That documentary about Ohio State stays.

[John Holmberg]

I gotta watch it.

[Brady]

Several conversations with people who called my mom. What would she say about.

[Trey Farrow]

I told her, you need to watch it.

[Brady]

Oh, she hasn't seen it.

[Trey Farrow]

And then she told me because she, you know, would see Russ a lot when he'd come over the cards with my dad. Russ Helixon, the coach.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

And she goes, he. She remembers him talking about, we got to get our own facility for years.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Because he knew. Evidently, there's a lot of gay people that were showering in the same facility.

[Brady]

That doesn't mean they're gonna rape you.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, no. Right. Buddy was saying the wrestlers need their own. So sometimes they can't get in the shower because they're waiting on people in the shower room. Because it was. It was.

[Brady]

You're making him worse. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a bad person. We need to segregate the gay.

[Trey Farrow]

And he. Was he using that? Because he's like. He's making the point that it was not only that. It's just they can't even have access to the showers after practice.

[Brady]

There's all the homosexuals because it's the.

[Trey Farrow]

It's the general pop in there.

[Brady]

Too many gays. This guy that is painting a worst picture.

[Trey Farrow]

He would mention that, but he was just saying, also the fact that it was open campus, the showers, and be packed, layered with homos.

[Brady]

Tell you what, then, Bunny, I don't want to sound like a jerk or anything, but facility for my wrestlers needs to be different. Because I can't believe how many homos we got over at Ohio State wanting to scrub their nuts in front of my boys.

[Trey Farrow]

And whether or not that's why I'm like, I would love to hear his side. Because, like, as far as the letter writing.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Because she was saying, you know, at the same time, she knows him. He's like, oh, what a night. You know? But he. He was talking about. Always complaining about how they don't have their own facility and problems. And he goes, I could see him. Or she said, I could see him going to the board. Verbally, he wasn't.

[Brady]

He couldn't write.

[Trey Farrow]

I'm not a writer.

[Brady]

His hands didn't work right.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, probably.

[Brady]

So why didn't he text back to the guy? I can't.

[Trey Farrow]

Maybe he did. That's what I'm saying. Like, what if. What's their side? Then none of them would respond to him.

[Brady]

That would have been better. But it's a good thing he didn't talk on camera, from what you're saying, because he would have been like, well, yeah. Wanted the wrestlers to have their own building.

[Trey Farrow]

Oh, you. Yes, definitely.

[Brady]

We're everywhere.

[Trey Farrow]

You wouldn't want them talking on the.

[Brady]

Camera too much, I'm sure. Well, look, he's from a different time. I'm sure the homo F word scared him. He used it constantly. That's the. Look, there's no getting around the fact that all of our grandparents said horrible slurs constantly. As a Normal, Right?

[Trey Farrow]

Go back to the 90s where you're constantly.

[Brady]

It was a. Every one of my friends got barraged with it.

[John Holmberg]

As soon as you heard the first N.W.A album, you're like, all right, not that one.

[Brady]

I didn't throw that. But. Oh, the homo F word. Yeah, that was. Well, that was in there too.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

What am I talking about? Wouldn't stop with that. Oh, easy. Eve was big on that. Big time. Yeah. So, yeah, that most recently has ended towards, like, clutch your pearls. Did I just hear that word?

[Trey Farrow]

I told her, you gotta watch it because over and above everything else, they dropped the ball this big time.

[Brady]

Well, let me make sure that your mom doesn't go on his defense, because she's like, he was a good man. He tried to get the wrestlers their own facility to get away from those like, oh, Bunny, no. So many queer dicks in that room. And my boys are trying to scrub up after a match. It's. That's a strange one. And especially because the doctor was always in their shower. It's a. It's a tough documentary. But behind you and your rape support bag, it was tough for me yesterday to kind of having just seen that and then stare at Brutus the rapist.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, Buckeye.

[John Holmberg]

Imagine if Thomas Wells kid went to Ohio State.

[Brady]

Oh, you'll nay have my boy go to Ohio State.

[Trey Farrow]

Thomas Wells was a coach.

[Brady]

How in the world did you guys turn a community shower into some sort of gay hangout?

[Trey Farrow]

Dr. Strauss would have disappeared within six months.

[Brady]

By the way, every community showers a little bit gay, so, you know, it's an. If you don't attract gays, I'd be surprised. There's naked dudes in the men's room all together in a community shower. A couple gay guys are going to be checking that out.

[Trey Farrow]

So. Yeah, you know, I think the envy of all the other sports in a way that. Wait a minute. You know, the football has their own. The top of the line facilities and everything.

[Brady]

Wrestling, Andy says, does Brady realize when he defends Ohio State, he gets so nervous, he sounds like he might have done something you do kind of scramble on a. That wasn't a good defense of Coach Ellickson. But even worse defense was playing behind Brady yesterday while he openly and wildly supported rape of men. Oh. Oh, no, it's bad.

[Trey Farrow]

It's. It's. You know all the documentaries that you watch? Yeah, it's the first one, like, oh, my God.

[Brady]

Yeah. Well, that's the crazy part. Is that.

[Trey Farrow]

And those are those and all of those.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Coleman and the other three wrestlers. I didn't know that. The stat Sabado. I did.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

No Jim Jordan.

[Brady]

Well, you guys were hanging around those showers a lot.

[Trey Farrow]

My dad was the president of the wrestling boosters for I wish you.

[Brady]

And he got. Did he get shower with all the guys?

[Trey Farrow]

He did.

[Brady]

He probably did because all those were in there and that's hot. It was probably like. It was like, probably a Village People video.

[Trey Farrow]

He didn't shower with him, but he was allowed to give them physical.

[Brady]

That's so nice. And you get a free Brutus head cover for every set of nuts you. It's like getting a buckeye sticker on your helmet and the whole time.

[Trey Farrow]

What's wild is. I mean, of course he's not. He traveled with the team, went to the big ten.

[Brady]

Your dad. Yeah, he was in. He was in on this rape culture.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, that's what I want. He never knew about Dr. Strauss.

[Brady]

You suppose your dad was in the back? Get him. Get him. Squeal.

[Trey Farrow]

He might have been spooning with like, Zed with the.

[Brady]

With the gimp fiction. All right. I wish he came out.

[Trey Farrow]

He was still alive. At least I could ask.

[Brady]

You're going to talk to your dad? Yeah, that's the. That's stinks. But you know what? I'm glad your dad is gone before this stuff. This. This is devastating to him.

[Trey Farrow]

I mean, he was around when some of it was coming to service because the Sabado was the one who kind of started the ball rolling.

[Brady]

But you. Yeah, you find out your friends are crooked beasts and you just feel duped and miserable and awful, and you're like, oh, this guy's been in my house. And like, this isn't painting you in a good light. Now I'm going to call you and you're gonna lie to me. And I know you're gonna lie to me because you got to cover your own ass. And this doesn't look good. And you're gonna tell me the documentary sucks, and then you just. Their next obvious question is, why didn't you do anything?

[Trey Farrow]

Well, and then you can't seem like, you know, you can understand how that can go. How did that go on without me knowing?

[Brady]

He knew.

[Trey Farrow]

And so.

[Brady]

But without your dad, how does.

[Trey Farrow]

How does.

[Brady]

Yeah. Well, that.

[John Holmberg]

Rumors.

[Brady]

He.

[John Holmberg]

He heard rumors. Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

But the Michael Vick thing, it wasn't like the guy. This. It was a new thing to him. It'd been going on for years.

[Brady]

He did a pretty good Job of hiding all that as far as like.

[Trey Farrow]

But how many other players that would.

[Brady]

Be that there were people who knew for sure. There's always people who know. There's always people who know. But that would at least you know.

[Trey Farrow]

They'Re buying the breed from at the time. Even though they might not be fighting the dogs. Still getting it from bad news.

[Brady]

Bad news. Kennels was made and there's people who know for sure. It doesn't mean that you know he's the only bad guy. Just means you support rape with your golf bag. That's all I know I support knocking old people down, but that's as far as I'll go. I'm not gonna rape him afterwards. Like, we had to keep Brady off of Dale in that sand trap because when Dale got in there, he pulled his Brutus off of his driver and went, let me at him. Let me at him.

[Trey Farrow]

He's weak.

[Brady]

And I'm like, no, no, no, calm down. We gotta get him in the shower.

[Trey Farrow]

Get him.

[Brady]

Get him. Brady, calm down. I'm sorry. I lived close to Ohio State as a boy and we. Those homos. Yeah. Your mom shouldn't be defending that coach by saying things like that. Trying to get us. Well, he tried for years Brady to get his own facility. He's always got so shower. They finally got their own facility because of the gays.

[Trey Farrow]

Yep.

[Brady]

It sort of is though. Like, your mom's first thought was he used to talk about how many gays were in the shower and he tried to get his boys out of there. And that was the dudes that was on top of his mind for your mom to remember that. That means he brought that up a few times. You can't take a shower without banging into a gay dick. I gotta get these kids out of there. I can't. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a bunch of homo's erections. Anyway. Oh, age.

[Trey Farrow]

Oh, I owe.

[Brady]

Bye. Come back next week for cards. Yeah. If I don't get attacked by all the shower and homeless. You know, I gotta give it to them. They're very clean.

[Trey Farrow]

They shower a lot.

[Brady]

Shower all day long. Because what. Let me put this. Like, you've got incredibly athletic wrestlers in the best shape of their lives in their early 20s. And you didn't think gay guys were gonna come. You didn't think. You didn't think gays were gonna find that out and say, wait, we can go in the showers with them. Let's do this. Because right now, if the Swedish bikini team had an open shower I'm going.

[Trey Farrow]

I mean it's 20, 30 years ago. It's like I just want to go to a rest stop and it's a hookup spot.

[Brady]

Now you're telling me now that it's like male models at the rest stop, they're gonna be there. What kind of culture have we created with all these naked, incredibly handsome, chiseled boys that drew in all these homosexuals? Could it be the open showering policy? I don't know. Why is that doctor so pruney?

[Trey Farrow]

Coleman gets in about 3:40 in the shower room.

[Brady]

This is why I miss the. The olden days of TV and commonalities in culture is because now I got to tell everybody, you got to watch this. You got to watch this. It used to just be On Tuesday at 8 o' clock on ABC, the Ohio State and everybody saw it. Now you're explaining stuff and you got that and it's brutal. But we used to. This would have been one of those things everybody would have been buzzing about if it was appointment tv. But now that everybody can watch whenever they want. You gotta. It's this. Have you seen it? Have you seen it? And then. So then I could make fun of Brady on the golf course. Like have you seen the thing about. Oh no, I haven't yet. Well then I can't make again. I can't tell you why I'm about to tell you. Brady supports rape because it's hilarious to us. But pretty good. It's good. And Dale's probably going to go home and watch it today while he lays in the sand like he's on. Like he's on the beach like David Hasselhoff. But really he's just laying in stands at a golf course. Good luck, Dave. Video. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585-9800 a good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98K upd, wake up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming, Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] the gem. I tell you, there's miles to nowhere with our Wake up song. Thank you very much. Actually our theme song. Thanks Katie and the Hobbs. And yeah, everybody's now worried. I've scared you all and I didn't mean to with the needles being stabbed, you know it's going to happen. I mean I'm. I don't want to make you live in fear you're going to get stabbed by a needle. If you're in a crowd that's just the way things are going constantly. Be aware of that. Also, last night was laying there just kind of post all day in the sun, golf and dizzy. And I started to, you know, scroll through some stuff. And I realized that as you get older, there's just stuff you start accepting. And one thing that I've begun to accept is that everything will eventually, if you live long enough, reveal itself as horse. It's just garbage. All the things that you thought were cool when you were a kid. Eventually some idiot scientist, and I love science, will start to reveal that there's nothing mystical. There's nothing, like, magical. My grandpa used to tell me the story of finding the pharaoh's tomb in Egypt and how 10 of 12 people who went in there died, and it had the curse. And. Yeah. And the first guy that went in there, his dog dropped dead, like, immediately. And then other people in an expedition in the 70s, more people went in. And this was when my grandpa started to tell me about it. Bill was big on this. Go in there and 10 of them are dead. And they went in there a year ago. 12 people went, 10 are dead.

[Trey Farrow]

There's a guy discovered it a year later.

[Brady]

No, no, that was back in the 20s, okay. In the 70s, they drugged 10 more people in there, and 12 more, and 10 of them died. That's what I remember old grandpa Bill telling me constantly about. Like, papa was all over this thing, Right. So they just found the reason why there's no curse or anything else they were talking about. And I'm watching this last night. I don't know if they just found it, but there's.

[Trey Farrow]

Isn't there spores or something?

[Brady]

Well, yeah, there's a thing that's in there. But now they think that the thing that. It's called Aspergillus flavus. It's a fungus that can cause a lung infection really fast. And they think it's the pharaoh's curse. That was cool. That was part of my grandpa's, like, love of life was this. The pharaoh's gonna get. Like, Scooby Doo was pretty accurate. Like, he thought maybe there's a possibility of, like. I think he bought it. Like, that might be a phantom. That might be a phantom. And then. Oh, no, it's just old man McGillicuddy. Like, I think for a little while, my grandpa believed, because he was raised before science told him to stop thinking this way. It's probably a phantom. That was a realistic belief is the.

[Trey Farrow]

Black and white pictures of King Tut.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

And there they are. You know, sure it looks fairly phantom, but that.

[Brady]

That my grandfather died in 2005, which isn't that long ago, and he died with the belief phantom's probably gotcha. Like, there's a good portion of his friends that were killed by phantoms. Don't disturb. And he didn't. He didn't believe there was a reason to argue that. And that's kind of a cool way to go. So I used to love that story, the phantom that. And now they're saying that the thing that's inside the sarcophagus and in the tomb that was just caused. It was lung spores that nobody had the technology. Scientists are like, you guys are nuts. There's no phantoms. Of course there's no phantoms. Of course there's no phantoms, of course there's no curse. I'm a Cubs fan. I wanted to believe in curses because it's the only reasonable explanation on how you can suck so bad.

[Trey Farrow]

We got our answers. Let's move on.

[Brady]

Yeah. And yeah, that's a curse. It makes sense. Yes. Having a quarter in my shoe face down makes my day better. It's just. It's a natural phenomenon that phantoms and apparitions and conjurers live inside my shoe and care that there's a quarter there that make it so my body works better. Of course not. But they just found out that this stuff also, here's the benefit of it could fight cancer and leukemia. These spores, if they can work this spore, they can work this, like, oh, wow, this stuff. This curse that we've been so afraid of might actually, you know, unlock some stuff. So science always. It's usually called the gap of the gods. And throughout time, before we figure out what was really going on, we just say it was God weather used to be a punishment. Like, we didn't understand it at all. And it was like, oh, if it's raining, it's because he's either blessing us or he's cursing. He's just paying attention. He's, you know, they didn't understand cold fronts and. And then some jackass scientist came in and kind of wrecked everything going, well, here's actually what's going on. We thought that the earth was flat. We thought that, you know, we didn't understand why we stuck to the ground so well. And then nerds. Nerds come along and nerds have been present forever. And they come along and they. They figure it out. And then you're like, oh. So then you close the gap of the gods and you realize, oh, this Is the thing.

[Trey Farrow]

That's what my brother always says about the thing about science. He's like, it's. You know, it never stops working. There's no definite.

[Brady]

It questions itself.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah. So you get something, you come to the conclusion, this seems to be working. Don't stop there.

[Brady]

There's a definite answer for a thing. And then they find out, how can we make this definite answer better? You can. You can change it. Like, there's no. Yeah. They're never. They never stop investigating and just say, this is just the truth and there cannot be anything. This is it.

[Trey Farrow]

So I don't know if you saw the most recent thing on the pyramids. Giza. They're. Now there's this archaeologist that has said they're 2000ft below the pyramids. They believe there's a whole underground city.

[Brady]

Cool.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus.

[Trey Farrow]

And the one guy discovered. They've discovered the tunnel already. And there's. Now there's multiple tunnels. And the guy. The director that's always on the. Of the. In Egypt. Zara, don't even try it.

[Brady]

Stop it.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, but he's always on those specials. He's questioning it because he's not. These guys discovered on their own. It's like, I like that.

[Brady]

Keep digging.

[John Holmberg]

But Chapo's gonna pop his head out of the single. What's going on, guys?

[Brady]

It's just a Mexican tunnel. These sons of made it to Egypt.

[Trey Farrow]

2,000Ft.

[Brady]

That's some digging, people. Yeah. Well, 2,000 deep to us. But back then it might have been surface with all the wind and sand and things that grow that you can.

[Trey Farrow]

This is below the pyramid. So, yes, there is a factor that takes.

[Brady]

The pyramids might have been a different thing. They already know that the face of the pyramid used to be a dog.

[Trey Farrow]

And then how deep the. The. The other areas.

[Brady]

The Sphinx.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah. Where they call it where the kings are buried. The where where they're finding all the different.

[Brady]

And they've got loads of them. But bottom line, going deeper and deeper. You don't have any of that. And I want you just start to realize when you're older. It's like, oh, another cool thing in my. They taught that in school. I remember teachers going and the. The curse of the phantoms that live down. And like Scooby Doo's right. Like, the curse of the phantoms was taught in my schools. I learned that you got to be care and then. Right. And the one lady, like made a whole day of it. Ms. Beauchamp at Dobson. Or was she at Dobson or Rose. She was at Dobson. BO camp. She made a whole day of teaching us about how because she was a big believer of teaching us this starry eyed, weird wizardry thing of how if you went into those things, good chance and it, you know, your dog was going to drop dead a thousand miles away when you got home as. Because the Pharaoh's curse. And then you as a kid, you're.

[Trey Farrow]

Like, this is crazy.

[Brady]

I mean, how does, how does, how are we not more afraid of phantoms? And then, then you're like, oh yeah, because it's all bull. Well, science figured it out. Told you. Here's why. They were dying and wrecked that whole thing, which makes Scooby Doo an idiot. You know, makes the, the mummies curse. And you know that we've, we've lived on movie after movie after movie of. And there are some people that will email me right now and go, you don't know. You don't know. You don't believe in an afterlife.

[John Holmberg]

So maybe there are.

[Brady]

Yeah, all right. I, I'm pretty sure. Don't make me give you the exact reason why I have to make you look stupid about ghosts and phantoms, but that one, I kind of wanted to be true curses as a Cubs fan, kind of wanted that to be true.

[Trey Farrow]

And you know, I mean, you could see how it lasts that long because this whole time, like, well, why did these four people or five get sick?

[Brady]

Come on.

[Trey Farrow]

And it's symptoms you've never seen before.

[Brady]

Well, so you just automatically assume phantoms. I mean that's just, that's how dumb our great grandparents were also, by the way. And this is to a generation of people like, everybody listening right now, Your kids don't even know the phrase I'm about to say. But there was a. You, you grew up with a massive fear. We're the last generation with it. A massive fear of something called the Bermuda Triangle. Oh, yeah, there was a massive fear. My aunt Ray cried for a month because her husband was flying over, was going to eat him. That was a real thing. And there were TV shows and like the magnetic. It's taken down every plane that's ever. No, it hasn't. There's planes going over and it went.

[John Holmberg]

Away 19 or something. All those planes that went down, they.

[Brady]

Were just dumping into the thing. And it was like, I think movies were flying into some wind shear.

[Trey Farrow]

It's a World War II plane.

[Brady]

And then they did some weather reports and realized it's a current shift area, that if you're flying a little plane, it could dump you. It wasn't A Bermuda Triangle from between here, here and here. The magnetic features. Sedona, I hate to break it to you. Your stacked rocks, they're not doing anything. There's no vortex that's gonna make you different. It's some. And again, if you're young and you're like, this is a thing, and then you get older. And cynicism. It's not cynicism so much as it is just education and acceptance of the fact that pretty much all that magic is bull.

[Trey Farrow]

It's just some of you can explain it. How nature works.

[Brady]

Right? Geodes. That's a dude who opened a store with mineral rocks and tries to snow you into thinking they've got healing powers. Remember Lisa downstairs got sucked in because she was having trouble with salt retention and some idiot sold her a rock that he put a light bulb in and told her it was magic?

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah. You can do readings with a photograph.

[Brady]

Yeah. You can take a Polaroid. You do a Polaroid. And he would tell you what's wrong, what's wrong with your diet. And she was buying it.

[John Holmberg]

Those lamps are kind of cool, the way they light up, but there's no power in them.

[Trey Farrow]

I do like the lighting.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the lighting's cool, but that's it.

[Brady]

I miss the innocence of believing in phantoms attacking my grandfather.

[Trey Farrow]

Don't worry, it's not going anywhere.

[Brady]

I know it is for maybe a lot of people. I don't associate with phantom people. If you start telling me you're into phantoms, I have to stop and pay my bill.

[Trey Farrow]

First of all, I haven't heard someone talking about a phantom in a long time.

[Brady]

They killed the phantoms. We're the phantom. Science is the phantom. And I love science, but stop it. Make the fun ones stay and kill the ones that are damaging. No one was starting wars over the phantoms. We liked them. We drew cartoons. We made terrible Brendan Fraser movies, and we all ran. We like mummies and we like mummy phantoms. And we like the idea that if you move the wrong casket top. Oh, you've unleashed the hounds of hell. It's like a fun belief. And deep down we all know that eventually somebody's gonna come along. You know this isn't real, right? Let me think that it might be, though. Like, you know, not religion. This is a fun one. Phantoms, dead, gone. Bermuda Triangle, dead, gone. There aren't any fun ones anymore. They've all been stomped out.

[Trey Farrow]

I think it's outside of Colima, Mexico. I went years ago. But it's that the gravitational pull where the what do you call it? Anyway, it's a road.

[Brady]

Oh, it goes uphill because you're actually downhill. We did they have one in Ohio and eastern Ohio. I remember that because we went on it and it's a little touristy thing. It's about 25ft and it's straight up and you just put your car in neutral and.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, again, that one might be steeper, but this was pretty. You know, it definitely looks like an incline.

[Brady]

Oh, it is. But you're on like a mountainside and walking it.

[Trey Farrow]

It's wild.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's just. It's. But again, that's just a. A visual. That's just an optical illusion really. I know. Phantom. There's no.

[Trey Farrow]

I thought it was like the gravitational.

[Brady]

Well, because you're actually pointed down. You do it with golf all the time. That looks like it's going uphill, but it's not.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Because the whole lay of the land is going down. It's just where you are in perspective. That's just an optical illusion for the most. There's no. There's no place on the earth with a gravitational pull. Is dicking around. Like I'm going to get harder here in this little 20 foot stretch of Mexico. It's something, something. Check out homework's morning s [e-mail] Holerg's Morning Sickness.

[Trey Farrow]

I show you this. This is not an optical illusion.

[Brady]

What do you got?

[Trey Farrow]

That's my garage.

[Brady]

Did you just clean your garage all the way up, Brady? What a strange transition. But yes, indeed. Phantoms came along to try to tie the two conversations together with my friend here who has add.

[Trey Farrow]

Phantom did it.

[Brady]

Phantom came along and clean Brady's garage.

[Trey Farrow]

It's a big day.

[Brady]

Where did you put all the crap?

[Trey Farrow]

Inside of the house.

[Brady]

What?

[John Holmberg]

That's just going back in.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

It's a matter of boys from diamond coating.

[Brady]

And it's not cleaned. It's.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, it's going to be. It's not all going back in.

[Brady]

Why have all the coating on your garage floor if you're just going to cover it with junk? You're not clearing anything out. Did you put a tarp over it?

[Trey Farrow]

No.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. You're a hillbilly. You've just got garbage.

[Trey Farrow]

You can't see it.

[Brady]

Oh, but you can. That's what hoarders do. They put it in places and then the stacking begins.

[Trey Farrow]

Clear it out. Get it out of there.

[Brady]

Whole backyard's gonna be full of crap now. Oh, no.

[Trey Farrow]

There's three racks.

[Brady]

Don't brag about your clean garage sitting. That's like cleaning a room. But moving all the stuff out of that one into another one. Now you got another dirty room. It's just.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, they're not going back in.

[Brady]

You're throwing it all away.

[Trey Farrow]

I gotta figure out most of it. We will.

[Brady]

You'll throw or donate it.

[Trey Farrow]

Not throw it away. Is between Goodwill and Deseret Industries running over there.

[Brady]

Are you able to do this?

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

What's in there? What's in there that's been in your garage for years that you wouldn't part with that? This all of a sudden is like just the day of reckoning.

[Trey Farrow]

On those racks.

[Brady]

Wait, there's more racks.

[Trey Farrow]

There's two racks.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Trey Farrow]

Basically, in the stacked up stuff, it's just got to be, you know, organized better. Like there's gonna be.

[Brady]

Oh, God. He's neat stacking all the junk.

[Trey Farrow]

Some of it will go back in.

[Brady]

Yeah, but he's basically saying it got out of control and now.

[John Holmberg]

So what's not going back in then?

[Trey Farrow]

I'll, I'll have to break that.

[Brady]

It's all going back in. He's gonna buy more racks is what's going to happen. And he's going to reorganize.

[Trey Farrow]

It's files that can be thrown away like a couple of boxes or just put into a. They're like 10 years old. Right.

[Brady]

He just school bus shamed you.

[John Holmberg]

A couple boxes.

[Brady]

Couple boxes. We've seen your garage. This is amazing that you, you hired kids to pull all that out of your garage. I'm impressed.

[Trey Farrow]

No, I, I, I did majority of it, but there was, like, you know, a local helper, a golf rack, and, and some loose stuff I had to be able. Kirby kicked in.

[Brady]

Okay, good. You used her as a slave for the first time. Well done. Normally you got neighborhood kids doing the work she should be doing. I'm impressed that Kirby did this. Well done.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't have Ronnie help you.

[Trey Farrow]

Ronnie did today.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

I was gonna say. I know how that is, because that's Matthias. The same way. Okay. This goes in the trash.

[Brady]

Exactly why Ronnie. She's not gonna put it this way.

[Trey Farrow]

She can go through any of the racks and say we.

[Brady]

If she right now went through all of it.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, there's. There's probably eight or ten of the things there that are hers.

[Brady]

Okay. But if she went through all of it and you went home and it was all gone, like, she, she decided to make all the decisions. You're okay. This is, this is. This is growth. I'm impressed. They got a whole third stall. Your garage you get to use for stuff that isn't hoarding.

[John Holmberg]

Parking her.

[Trey Farrow]

Now.

[John Holmberg]

Are you gonna get to park?

[Brady]

You know, I know we could answer to that.

[Trey Farrow]

We could get all three cars in there then.

[Brady]

That's progress.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, you could now when it's done. Because there's gonna have to be a new system in there. Like, because it had a. A big counter. Like it was a kitchen counter with the workbench area. I yanked that out of there. That just opened up the whole.

[Brady]

Yeah. So you're saying at this very moment you're not 100 sure. You're not going to fill that up to where a car doesn't go there.

[Trey Farrow]

Oh, no. There'll be at least two cars in there. Well, there aren't a three car garage. Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

But the third car. It. It's tight regardless.

[Brady]

Because there's a reason. Because I'm looking at what you just showed me and might be able to fit two cars in there in that one slot. That was pretty clean.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah. That's where Kirby and Ronnie's car go.

[Brady]

Okay. And then two slots.

[Trey Farrow]

Then the third car is a separate door.

[Brady]

Right.

[Trey Farrow]

It's tight. You can't. You. What you could do is do.

[Brady]

It's car shaped.

[Trey Farrow]

You could put your tools on that side.

[Brady]

So it's. So there's a like hanging. There's a. You're saying that it's not big enough. It's too small for a car.

[Trey Farrow]

No, it. You could put a sedan in there. You couldn't put an suv.

[Brady]

Well, yeah. That. You know, if you got a. Kirby drives a sedan. Yeah. She happens.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah. And Ronnie's car's small enough for Corsair.

[Brady]

So two of those cars could fit in that slot.

[Trey Farrow]

Yes.

[Brady]

And then the other two could fit in the other side.

[Trey Farrow]

I think so. I would still be tight.

[Brady]

If that is the definition of a three car.

[Trey Farrow]

The three cars that we have right now could work in there.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Trey Farrow]

But you.

[John Holmberg]

But they.

[Brady]

But it's gonna be tight because hoarding.

[Trey Farrow]

The third car is where the refrigerator is next to the door.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying.

[Trey Farrow]

That'll be tight.

[Brady]

We should have a refrigerator in your kitchen.

[Trey Farrow]

I do.

[Brady]

You get a backup refrigerator.

[Trey Farrow]

We've got another one on patio.

[Brady]

You got three refrigerators.

[Trey Farrow]

Get the barbecue.

[Brady]

Damn.

[Trey Farrow]

Barbecue refrigerator. That's under the counter. That's a hat.

[Brady]

I'm not fighting you. I'm just saying this is called hoarding.

[Trey Farrow]

I'm not hoarding refrigerators.

[Brady]

You are kind of hoarding refrigerators. They're all working and I bet you there's a path to those.

[Trey Farrow]

You've got more than one refrigerator.

[Brady]

Yeah, I do. I've got more than one refrigerator. But they're in the house where they belong. They're not out there.

[Trey Farrow]

Garage is a popular spot.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh yeah. But you're cutting like you've got. I've seen your garage. You have a maze. But I guarantee you the cleanest one is to that fridge. Like there is never.

[Trey Farrow]

There's never an impeding pattern.

[Brady]

Never. Claire. It's tough to get a car in that garage hole. But there is no problem between the.

[Trey Farrow]

Fridge getting the car in there. Fridge.

[John Holmberg]

Priorities, John.

[Brady]

Priorities. But he's bragging, so I'm giving him a little grief because look at that. Click. Look.

[Trey Farrow]

Spotless.

[Brady]

Where's the stuff? It's on the side of the house. Baby snacks, cleaning. That's okay, I'll give you that. You know what? I don't want to discourage. I was just talking about a scientist ruined phantoms. I don't want to break break Brady's delusion either. This is a nice start. What's the over under on that place being just jam packed with nonsense?

[John Holmberg]

Fanduel won't even take that.

[Brady]

I know. Fanduel's like, are you out of your mind? Come on now you're off next week. That thing's gonna be. There's gonna be more full next week than it's ever been. You know. You know you're a hoarder when you call stacking your junk a system. Gotta get a new system. Huh? That's called stacking your junk. No, no, it's a system of stacking. Yeah, that's hoarding.

[Trey Farrow]

You need a garage system.

[Brady]

No, you just need like a wall better cabinet system.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, it's not a seal.

[Brady]

I got to place garbage. Yeah. We're all. I'm guilty of it. Yeah, you got some junk in your garage. But I look at it and go, this is not a system. This is me stuffing a thing organized way right. That's organization. That's organizational hoarding. It's not a system.

[Trey Farrow]

I'm a combo.

[Brady]

No, you got no system. You got stacks of crap that you're unwilling to part with. They've built walls with.

[Trey Farrow]

Do you have. It's ridiculous random like screws and nails. Over the years that is just collect.

[Brady]

Like from in a drawer and stuff. Yeah. Oh yeah. Everybody's got dumped them. You know what's crazy about.

[Trey Farrow]

And I had them for years and then one or two. I know, but it's two or three times a year.

[Brady]

Yeah. I found like, oh, I need a.

[Trey Farrow]

That to be this screw might work here.

[Brady]

The most useful thing I have is that big drawer of junk. I go to that more than anything else in my garage and it's the. I'll put it this way, it's the least useful part of my system which is that drawer of nonsense and I just grab a couple of screws or something like this will work. Right. But I make it work. It isn't about like I'll build the.

[Trey Farrow]

Thing around there that often. So the loose ones I dumped the ones I still have in the box kind of that you bought like 30 of them or 20. I kept those.

[Brady]

Yeah. That's a good system. Brady, he's stacking nonsense. Don't you get all excited and interrupt my Phantom talk with your clean garage.

[Trey Farrow]

I'm working on my system.

[Brady]

Oh it is. Is just. Oh wow. This is a good point, Andrew. Andrew emails in and says surviving Ohio State comes out Now Brady's cleaning house seems a little fishy to me. Yeah. There's the one thing that motivated him to get rid of the evidence.

[Trey Farrow]

Four or five pictures with Russ Helixon and Jim Jordan in the. I trashed them.

[Brady]

Yeah. A couple of barrels with those unwanted homos that kept showering with the team. That's a problem. Gullickson asked for those to go. Eric.

[Trey Farrow]

The extra shower spigots. I had throw them away.

[Brady]

Yeah. Some of the. The underwear of the boys are like hide this. No one can know.

[Trey Farrow]

Gone.

[Brady]

Oh h. Anyway. Well, good for you on your system now. I believe in the Phantom's curse for sure because there's no possible way Brady did this on his own. I was haunted at night by three pharaohs. Said clean your garage, man. Yeah. You argue that a three car garage was never built in mind for three cars. I don't know if that third one.

[Trey Farrow]

Not many people put three cars in the three car garage.

[Brady]

Yes, they do. I have a three car garage.

[Trey Farrow]

It ends up. The third car ends up being where.

[Brady]

You put your stuff, where you stack your system.

[Trey Farrow]

Lawnmower, bikes.

[Brady]

Yeah. There's a space for that. Your system.

[Trey Farrow]

You got to get a good system.

[Brady]

I have three cars in my garage.

[Trey Farrow]

You do?

[Brady]

Yeah. Easily. Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

No, I've never seen it.

[Brady]

I'm sure you have. You know what you never seen? It's just cars willy nilly all over my driveway.

[Trey Farrow]

Usually one or two.

[Brady]

No. Well, when you're there.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You're a visitor.

[Trey Farrow]

Mine.

[Brady]

You're not getting in the garage. And you know what? I'm never getting his own garage. Yeah. I can't even get in your own. Why you think you're getting in mine? You look at mine like it was a. Like it was a place for like a ballroom. And it's not even clean. It's got holes in the wall where I try to build things. It looks like somebody. Mine looks like the St. Valentine's Day Massacre might have happened there. Drilling bike racks that I never finished.

[John Holmberg]

Had Dan do that when he was in town.

[Brady]

You know what? That's not a bad idea. Bert. When Dan.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, you build an extra room so you could put some of your stuff in there. Like some people use that third car for exercise. A treadmill or a weight machine.

[Brady]

I didn't build an extra room for storing crap.

[Trey Farrow]

No. But an exercise room and.

[Brady]

Yeah, but that was. That was a room that was already attached.

[Trey Farrow]

Some of that stuff.

[Brady]

I know that just. That just means I'm using one of the rooms for that.

[Trey Farrow]

You build extra storage.

[Brady]

You got to get your brain. This is not storage. Exercise rooms aren't first. That's not storage. We actually use it.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, that's. And I use my garage for the.

[Brady]

Fridge and then to look back and there's three cars. Possible. That's my point. This guy. And building extra room for more junk. That's silly. I built an extra garage stall for the third car. I had three cars in two spots. I'm like, I need a third spot. And then you build a third spot and you put a car in it. It's not for more of my junk. Too much junk. I should add on.

[Trey Farrow]

I'm just. I'm just saying. Reality assistant. Majority have two cars. Third car score.

[Brady]

And they've got a three car garage. Yeah, that's just. That's just. You're not. That's a bad system is what we're talking about there. Those beer cans.

[John Holmberg]

They're next.

[Brady]

It's those beer cans.

[Trey Farrow]

They're not in the way. They're in another storage space.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady]

You have another storage junk in another place. This guy's throwing trash all over the place. He's like Oscar the Grouch. There's garbage everywhere.

[Trey Farrow]

I got a bowling alley.

[Brady]

Yeah, you've money got a little. Because I bought some warehouse space. I gotta get the cans in. And don't go bragging about that to me. Look at this. Look at all I've accomplished.

[Trey Farrow]

Fine.

[Brady]

Put all three cars in your garage. I think that'll be a. That will Prove to me that you stop. That you have stopped hoarding. It's not a system. It's actually a design of the house. It's like calling the kitchen a system because you got the oven to work.

[Trey Farrow]

I got to get a program.

[Brady]

No, you got to just get a third car in there because it's called. What's it called, Brett? Again? What are they?

[John Holmberg]

Three. Three car garage.

[Brady]

Car garage. That's right. Get three cars in there, not two cars and all your junk. That's why we put a garage door on it. Otherwise, it would just be a storage. Junk room. They wouldn't even have a door for it. And you're right. There's a lot of people. That third stall, they've mucked up. But I think you ask the majority of people with a three car garage and one of the cars is outside. Like, I got to get a better system.

[Trey Farrow]

You just. It's tight on the three car. You know, you got your lawnmower bikes.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Your green man with the red flag.

[Brady]

Safety to keep Kirby safe.

[Trey Farrow]

You still have that?

[Brady]

No.

[Trey Farrow]

Got rid of.

[Brady]

Kirby's 30.

[Trey Farrow]

I did find. You know, I laughed because I did find the red stick flag.

[John Holmberg]

The flag.

[Trey Farrow]

Like, what's this still doing here? We got rid of the.

[Brady]

Did you. What's the one thing you found that you looked at? You got to be kidding me. What am I doing? Like, when you go through your garage, there's always a thing like, how long have I been sitting on this stupid crap?

[Trey Farrow]

The. The counter. It's just the drawers are filled with.

[Brady]

That's the only useful thing in there is your counter.

[Trey Farrow]

That's not all it was. All the stuff that was in there is just.

[Brady]

Oh, all the stuff in the drawers was garbage. Yeah. All right.

[Trey Farrow]

26 paint sample cans, you know, that are three.

[Brady]

Three to five years, 10 years old.

[John Holmberg]

Hard as a rock. Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah. Like, oh, no. You never know. You might need to touch up. You think it's gonna be good?

[Brady]

Yeah. Years ago, two years.

[Trey Farrow]

You know, it's like me with the.

[John Holmberg]

Spackle that I found for when we moved. I'm like, all right, clunk.

[Trey Farrow]

Five or six talking tubes.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

I had that.

[Trey Farrow]

Are concrete tubes now.

[Brady]

12 or 13 paint cans I didn't realize were even in there because most of it is just because I got a good system. I didn't even see him. And I was there, and I'm looking, I'm like, oh. So I went through them out in the alley, and the neighbor command said, you can't throw paint in there. I'm like, well, I guess they're in there now, so if you don't like it, you get them out. I'm not climbing around in there. You're just not allowed to do it. I'll report it. I'm like, I don't care. Go ahead and he didn't. Nobody wants that hassle. And I guess you're not allowed to throw paint away.

[Trey Farrow]

I've got enough sprinkler heads.

[John Holmberg]

I think you're supposed to turn it in.

[Brady]

To whom?

[John Holmberg]

The city. The city collects it.

[Brady]

The city collects the trash. It's their job. I'm done.

[Trey Farrow]

Run it down there in Gilbert. There's a place where you have to. You have to drop it off.

[Brady]

You don't have to trust me. My way worked just fine. That was years ago. Throw it in those big things in the alley and then cover it with bags. No one will even see it. It's a little hack for you, a little life hack. All right, you got a bin.

[Trey Farrow]

There's a bin.

[Brady]

Put in the bottom of the bin and put your trash on top of it. No one's gonna know.

[Trey Farrow]

Goes to the same spot it does.

[Brady]

You just said the city's gonna get it. You're. You're actually expediting the process. The city's gonna pick it up on Wednesday.

[Trey Farrow]

Trucks have a scanner.

[Brady]

Yeah, they don't. Absolutely, absolutely don't. They absolutely don't. You can put anything you want in there. In fact, put it in the recycling blue one. It doesn't matter. Put it in the bottom, cover it with stuff.

[Trey Farrow]

That's supposed to be so tempting.

[Brady]

I'm like, tempting. It's. This is. What do you mean? What are you worried about? You think you're gonna knock on your door? We know what you're doing, Mr. Bogan. All right, show me your hands. Why you put paint cans in the bottom of the bin and then put trash on it? We know your game. Why is there a car in the driveway? We got a three car garage. What's going on? Working on my system. Come on. Cuff him and stuff him, boys. He's the paint bandit.

[Trey Farrow]

It's a nice refrigerator.

[Brady]

Look, everybody can just stop with their. You know, that paint thing is silly. It's not. The environment's gonna. No, it isn't. We've been throwing paint away for years. We're all fine. 13, 14 of those. I waited.

[Trey Farrow]

Then why do they have the drop off?

[Brady]

I don't know. It's probably charging money. I don't know. You plop it down in there, they're probably feeling you don't even know. You plop it down in the bottom. The day after the big trucks come, if you've got an alley or if you've got your own barrel and you put it in the bottom and then you put your regular trash on top of the it. If anybody's going through that, they're hobos.

[Trey Farrow]

You guys need to stain any wood or anything. I got no five cans of homer.

[Brady]

Form, but if you want to bring it down here, I'll dispose of it for you.

[Trey Farrow]

Okay? Oh, great.

[John Holmberg]

Then we're gonna get email from Susie. No, we're gonna get an email from Susie.

[Brady]

Then why if. Then we're doing a poor job, Brett.

[Trey Farrow]

I don't have the kaiser on me.

[Brady]

They cover it with regular trash. What's the matter with you? Tell me why we do that. Well, benefit of the fishies. No, the fish are fine.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, there's that one. There's got to be a reason.

[Brady]

Well, you don't even know. You're just scared. I also know that absolutely no one died in the process of me tossing those cans into that bottom barrel. I know I gotta do it because this happens. I've got pain in there. The reason why they don't want you doing that. They don't want paint all over the place. They don't want you winging paint into the backs of their trucks.

[John Holmberg]

I believe the children are future.

[Brady]

Brett knows. They don't want you winging open paint cans into their trash trucks. And they got all these.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, they compact it.

[Brady]

And also. Yeah. And also they don't want it to be something they drop accidentally. Now there's paint all over the street. It's just. They're making you a little more responsible. I'm not. I'm not falling for this. It goes.

[Trey Farrow]

Why wouldn't you be a little more responsible?

[Brady]

I'm being responsible. I'm putting it to the bottom, and then I'm putting good trash on it. There's no chance this stuff opens up. What's the matter with you? You gotta go listen to city. All of a sudden, these people are like, government this, government that. But they said I have to throw my trash where I'm gonna get kicked in the ball.

[John Holmberg]

One of my people here, Brian Santucci.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

A friend of mine worked for a paint company, and someone threw out paint cans. They traced the serial numbers to the wholesaler and traced it to her company. No, but take the stickers off. That's all I'm gonna say.

[Brady]

A, take the stickers off. B, that's as believable as the phantoms in the pyramid. Nobody did it. Police and for me. Good. I want the city to waste more resources chasing down paint trash. You think I wouldn't be in on TV going, yeah, I guess we have the money to go ahead and. And harangue me for throwing paint in the wrong.

[Trey Farrow]

I'm doing the right thing, John. I'm gonna take it to the paint.

[Brady]

You, my friend, are going to put.

[Trey Farrow]

It back in your garage to my child.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah. You're just gonna be.

[Trey Farrow]

We'll get it Tuesday. Put it in the garage carpenter.

[Brady]

And the next thing you know, you've got this pyramid of paint cans in there. You're. You're moving around every couple days.

[Trey Farrow]

It's been there for two days already.

[Brady]

So dog all that stuff, put it in the recycling bin. It's fun.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Brady]

There's nothing better to me than on recycling day. Pulling out of the. Pulling out of the. Just this morning, pulling out of the driveway and seeing the bin with just big metal steaks sticking out of it. Like, this is awesome. This is great. I can't wait till Gladys the comes wandering by. You know you're not allowed to do that. Well, it's right there, ma' am, if you'd like to, you know, undo it. I'm not doing it a thing.

[Trey Farrow]

You're saying your bin looks like the chair in the Game of Thrones.

[Brady]

Sometimes the top of it's missing. I don't even know where that went. I don't know how that came off. It was just one day. It was just gone. It's just. And it's this hillbilly blue bin and it is filled with dog metal. I find everything I can find that's not. And Coke cans. And if I've got cardboard, I'll put it in there just out of convenience.

[Trey Farrow]

Good combo.

[Brady]

It's just. And then if I have a metal broom or jamming it in there, I don't even need to throw it away. I just need metal sticking out of that, a fence, anything I can find that would make some old lady mad because recycling is the biggest scam going on the planet. The biggest scam. Biggest scam going on the planet. And I know. I know for a fact. And the people in surprise won't admit this. The government is right. I am the reason why. Because I was on a tirade about this years ago. I'm the reason why surprise goes. He's onto us. Let's cancel that recycling program and tell.

[Trey Farrow]

Them straight up can.

[Brady]

Let's Tell them the truth. And they basically said, look, if you want to recycle, come down for 25 bucks, you can sort it yourself. Because I'm. I essentially said, sure. Recycling is great. Being cleaners, great. This is not the way to do it. There's no possible way. All the blue bins are being done properly and the sorting mechanism down there at the dump is working. It's not happening. If all 5 million of us in Phoenix were recycling, 4.9 million of us are doing it wrong. And we need somebody down there going, nope. This one has a cap on it. Nope. This pizza box got used, but nobody's doing it.

[Trey Farrow]

Envelopes with windows.

[Brady]

Yeah, envelopes. What are you thinking? This is terrible. Me with all my dog poop and metal. Go ahead, find me. Guess what? It's gonna get worse. Look, here's the danger in Johnny. Find me. Are you listening? Find me.

[Trey Farrow]

Get your checkbook out.

[John Holmberg]

There we go again.

[Brady]

Find me. It gets worse after that. Trust me. Trust me. Find me. I get worse. Yeah. You thought I was bad before the finding. I get worse.

[Trey Farrow]

He's a refiner.

[Brady]

Yeah. If I gotta pay for something stupid, I get worse. Find me. I like it. That's a lesson to all. Yeah. Not the police. They do a fine job of doing what they do. It's not a fine. It's a. An egregious error that they caught me doing immediately.

[Trey Farrow]

You earn those.

[Brady]

Well, you get caught, like, on the spot, you tell me right now. We think you put trash cans in your thing. I'm like, I didn't. Well, I'm pretty sure you did. Prove it. Here's a fine. I'm like, crumple, crumple, crumple. Trash. Not paying that in a recycle bin. Yeah. You're out of your mind. Yeah, it's this metal. Yeah. I'm gonna put in there.

[Trey Farrow]

Hey, put it in the right B.

[Brady]

Half of me just wants to light it on fire every Wednesday, just like, Jesus, this guy's an ass. I just think the recycling thing. I need to be the Don Quixote of that, because we're gonna do it. Let's do it right. Let's not just Greta Thunberg for our own pictures and our own pleasure. The blue bins here in this. Oh, you got me going. The blue bins here in this building. I've watched. You watched every night.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

When you were the same bin.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. Cleaning crew is not.

[Brady]

We only have one bin. I found that out when I tried to do the right thing by throwing all the cardboard away. I'm like, we probably have a big recycling bin. I don't want to clog up the reg with it. And I didn't care, but there's a lot of cardboard. I came down here, I opened. We have one trash can, and it's full of cans and cardboard. And then we have blue.

[John Holmberg]

We.

[Brady]

We do what's supposed to be the right thing. Every. Every desk in our office has a black trashy and a blue Trashy. And you watched that guy when Brett was the. I like to call you this now. When Brett was our midnight hammer, he used to come in here and do the overnights and watch the cleaning crew take all the bins and pour them into the same box. Blue, black. That guy is in. He's in a hurry.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah. In and out.

[Brady]

He sorted nothing. When we had the Russians.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

I was here that one time. I'm like, hey, where do you guys take the recycling? And the girl that was running the thing goes, the recycling bits the same. Like, she just didn't have an answer immediately. Told me it's all fake.

[John Holmberg]

The only thing they used to do at the old building, the Russians, they would. They would take all the cans out and sort. They take the aluminum cans, like, because.

[Brady]

They were making money. Right.

[John Holmberg]

But other than that, paper and everything else. Now, same bin cardboard.

[Brady]

The best idea I've heard was a week ago in the Brady Report where they're doing a lottery for when you go and recycle and then you get like, a ticket at the end.

[Trey Farrow]

Yep.

[Brady]

And then at the end, they draw somebody and they get like 50 grand. That's awesome. That's brilliant. I would participate in that.

[John Holmberg]

This guy says he works for a large waste company. All their trucks are equipped with cameras and they use AI to analyze everything coming out of your bin. If any unapproved materials are found, they can put an extra charge on your bill.

[Brady]

Well, if that's true, where's the extra charge? Because I've been around with that for 12 years.

[Trey Farrow]

I've only gotten notes.

[Brady]

Yeah, right. Keep charging me. I've put paint, metal, anything else. That blue bin, dead bodies. That's the thing. Your people, of all people, should roll your eyes at that last email because you've wrapped up dead people in carpets and then put them in those things and they put them in the waste management and they squish them down into nothing. They go to the well, but they.

[John Holmberg]

They decompose.

[Brady]

Here's another reason why. Here' reason.

[John Holmberg]

I know Ashes does not us.

[Brady]

This is this is insensitive. But again, like I said, find me. I get worse. This is insensitive. What that guy just said was a lie perpetuated by big trash. That they've got AI and they've got cameras and all that. Every time. If that were true. Oh, this is going to make some people upset.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Brady]

Get your checkbook ready, John. Every time there's a missing kid, within a week, everybody's at the dump, kicking trash around, looking in there. I think they threw her away. Well, why are we going to the cameras and the AI? Yeah, because it doesn't exist.

[John Holmberg]

Looking for three years only in those nice neighborhoods.

[Brady]

Yeah, Horrible things happen to somebody who goes missing, and then within a couple weeks. Anybody check the dump? If it were true to be. Anybody check the garbage cameras? Because those aren't real. That's not a thing. We use AI technology to find some dead kids. Because I've seen loads of people kicking trash around looking for dead people. Years later, we think they might have thrown around.

[John Holmberg]

It's like the mattress police. There's no tags on these mattresses.

[Brady]

I don't want to hear from you, Mr. AI cameras in the back of my truck. We do. And I know you got cameras, and that's just in case somebody's stuck in there.

[Trey Farrow]

Wally comes out and clubs you in the face, right?

[Brady]

Yeah. Find me. And right now. Hey, it's trash day. I'm pretty sure you're gonna find about 12 things in my blue bin. Trash won't come till, like, 11. Go dig around, find it, and then throw some fines on me. And again, I warn you, find me. I get worse because recycling is the world's biggest game. And by the way, it hasn't worked at all. There's been zero benefits from it. None. This guy says, I'm so pro recycling and pro life, I throw used condoms in the blue bin. You're right, John. You want to dig through my trash? Have at it, chief. You're gonna. You're the one who. I'm laughing. There's something. Something. Check out homework's morning sickness podcast at 98kupd.comberg's Morning Sickness. Look, I. I'd pay for someone to go through my trash if I could watch it. I think that's great. Like, all right, who's the real winner here? What was that? 185. Well worth it to watch you dig around in garbage.

[Trey Farrow]

Is that AI Camera on the sorter at the place where they're dumping it?

[Brady]

What, do you live in a minority report? That's not a thing. We use AI technology and we have detectives and cameras everywhere. Well, how come you've never found one missing kid? Why does it always have to happen at the dump? That's way. That means that it went to four different places before we started looking. Where's your AI technology cameras now. Garbage.

[Trey Farrow]

Can'T get away with it. AI's always up your ass.

[Brady]

I'll tell you right now what I would do, and this is another little life hack throw. I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna buy paint and I'm gonna throw it away. Today I'm just gonna go over to Benjamin Moore and I'm gonna get 40 cans. 40 gallons, radio brains. No problem. I'm gonna tint to make it look like I actually did something. And I'm gonna throw. I'm gonna throw in a primer and throw it all away that day. And I'm gonna open the cans a little bit so they leak. And then I'll put regular trash on top. And I'm just gonna wait. And then when somebody comes and raps on my door from the city. AI Garbage camera police. I'm have a pair of dark glasses on and a white stick. Can I help you? Oh, oh, we're sorry. We didn't realize you were blind. What's happening? What's happening?

[Trey Farrow]

You're gonna get a knock on the door from Mike Rowe. Dirty jobs back.

[Brady]

Good job. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it.

[John Holmberg]

Apparently the city Chandler nailed this guy's co worker for illegal dumping.

[Brady]

All right? He got caught. It wasn't through AI.

[Trey Farrow]

It had to have been serious volume.

[Brady]

And illegal dumping was. This dude was driving over to dumpsters that didn't belong to him and throwing a bunch of stuff away.

[Trey Farrow]

Or put it.

[Brady]

I bet you that's why look. Yeah, illegal dumping is usually somebody who's like at two in the morning just got. You're going through it, you're moving and you got a bunch of trash. And like, where's the. I used to do it in show low all the time. Where's Deseret? I would always. Middle of the night, I'd go take my trash behind this doctor's office and I'd flip the F out. And my cameras, they gotta have cameras. I'd park real far away, run over with trash bags like Santa Claus, throw them inside the trash, run back to my car, turn the lights off, zoom through the parking lot, get out of there. Never been caught. And trust me, I get worse. I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear about your great technology and your detectives and everything else. There's, like, 20 or 30 dead kids in the dump right now that we haven't found yet. Because your technology sucks. You're not finding my paint cans if you can't find little missing kids and people. I'm pretty sure they threw her away.

[Trey Farrow]

On the way up yesterday. Just going up 87, that dump. Oh, my gosh.

[Brady]

Huge. And, yeah, if they had any sort of camera technology that have found every dead person they've been in a dump looking for, remember that a few years ago, they shut the dump down, and, like, 100 people were just going in there, kicking old paper and banana peels, looking for somebody. Yeah, because they thought the mom tossed the kid away. Like, well, where's your AI Tech then?

[Trey Farrow]

It's new, bro.

[Brady]

That's right. We just got it, and it's working like a chart. We're busting all sorts of paint cam guys. Okay.

[Trey Farrow]

It's good to hear some of that feedback, at least.

[John Holmberg]

Cameras.

[Brady]

They don't have AI Cameras in the back of garbage trucks that would Minority.

[John Holmberg]

Report in the garbage trucks.

[Brady]

Right. This guy says, I'm like you, John. AI cameras on the back of garbage trucks. So you get extra fines. I'm gonna toss horrible stuff in my neighbor's trash can. Exactly. You could set people up with this. It's. It's not real. They'd have to. The. The. The burden of proof is ridiculous.

[Trey Farrow]

On trash framing.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, I would put. I would put a human head in Michael and Troy's trash just for the laugh.

[John Holmberg]

Can you imagine the. The AI and the cameras on Troy. Michael's garbage.

[Brady]

Oh. Oh, God. Turn it off. Looks like somebody just threw up milk for three days. What do they put in there? And Michael and Troy's trash just like. I don't know, like, clean, like, boas. And it probably is stacked nicely. And I don't think they're. They're married, so they. Yeah. Oh, just tons of that. Yeah. Metamucil. Yeah, that's probably it. And. But, like, what are those enemas? A whole bunch of those. Yeah. Garbage trucks have fancy cameras. The garbage truck in our alley in downtown Phoenix blew a hydraulic line, filled my entire alley with hydraulic mud. City came back, threw some hay on it, said, that's good. Still muddy. It's three years old. Please don't get me started and don't find me, because it's gonna get worse.

[Trey Farrow]

It's cyclical.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Happens two or three Times a year.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're telling me. Waste demand, cycling debate. Here's the other thing. Brett's people still run waste management. Let's make no bones about that. You think they're adding cameras? The Italians are horrified of cameras. Hey, we got your cameras.

[Trey Farrow]

We'll.

[Brady]

We'll stick them on the. You know what? We'll put them in the garbage trucks. Oh, that's great. Thanks, Tony. He said he'd put the cameras in the garbage trucks. I'm gonna throw them away. You stupid son of a. I'm not hooking them up.

[Trey Farrow]

Wasn't that long ago. For years, they just put up those ones that were just. They weren't even recording. Just the pseudo cameras.

[John Holmberg]

Cameras.

[Trey Farrow]

Remember, they were saying that in department stores.

[Brady]

And another life hack. This guy just did. This is a great one. And I might start implementing this. Take all those cardboard boxes we get from Amazon.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And fill them with stuff that shouldn't be recycled. And then box them and then throw them in there. You can double your trash. It's a good idea. Instead of breaking down all the things, you put more trash inside the boxes. That's more proof there's nobody sorting your cardboard boxes. If you put all your dog poop into one of those shoe boxes from Amazon and then put it in the blue bin, you never get it. Like, ah, it's full filled with poop. It would be on the news. That's. The guy says we began throwing our excess trash and in the cardboard boxes. Tape them up and then shove them in there. Take that. Waste management. Waste management isn't helping the cops with cameras and AI. That's nonsense.

[Trey Farrow]

I don't think we. I don't think we're on the same.

[Brady]

Page here with what's going on with the trash. Don Corleone, we need you to put cameras in to help us catch people. No. Says Holmberg. I know for a fact that all of Glendale's trash and recycling gets dumped together. Because I'm the unfortunate soul that has to go under the old sorting machine and check for 48 rat traps. The sorting machine does not work. I've been saying that for 15, 20 years. There's no way. It's just all conveyor belts to the same place. I used to recycle. Went to a transfer station with trash, and they had a huge pile of plastic. Front end loader pushed it in with the rest of the trash. I haven't recycled since. It's a scam. It's a jobs program. I've been saying that for ages. Keep it going because it's a good jobs program. Got a lot of people employed doing recycling things that aren't real.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What are they doing?

[Brady]

Oh, we burn trash trucks. We got new trucks. We got new routes, new drivers. They. It's government jobs.

[Trey Farrow]

They're cool.

[John Holmberg]

Doge trucks bringing.

[Brady]

I'm Doge.

[John Holmberg]

I'm basically bringing Elon.

[Brady]

I've been dojing that system for a long time. If you're really serious about it, you would do it yourself if. Because if you read about how recycling work should be. But what you want, deep down, recycling people, is to make it as easy and as effortless as possible for you. So you can say you do it what you like is that second trash can in your kitchen that makes you feel good about you, and then you throw it in that blue bin because you're just a. You're a helper. And then it goes wherever. And you don't know where it goes after that. You just know you did your part and they got you snowed.

[Trey Farrow]

It's partially sorted for them.

[Brady]

Right? Yeah. We helped you out a little bit. And that's. So, you know, if you were really serious about environmental conditions and environmental recycling or you do it yourself, you'd make sure it was getting done correct correctly. You would make sure 100.

[Trey Farrow]

We have two trucks that come by.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we do, too.

[Brady]

Different days.

[John Holmberg]

No, we got minor. Three trucks. Because you got the green, blue, and the black. Yeah, I throw the dog poop right in the green.

[Brady]

Yeah, that thing's loaded with feces.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. No, black is like regular black can and then.

[Brady]

Yeah, black, green and blue. Yeah, yeah. We got three trucks that come through anyway.

[John Holmberg]

Do you ever get the weather?

[Brady]

Huh? Ever like, do you bag your grass up?

[John Holmberg]

No, just dump it right in there. Are you supposed to.

[Brady]

Oh, oh, sometimes. And then I've heard sometimes. No, they had a big campaign bag entire garbage and grass. That used to be a city.

[Trey Farrow]

Campaign bags in the way.

[Brady]

I don't know. They always say bag and tire. Garbage and grass. That was a campaign when I worked at the Zone. That was a psa. We had to read once a shift. Bag and tie your garbage and grass. I remember that phrase because I had to do it all the time. I don't even know if that's still a thing.

[John Holmberg]

Then recycling, too. You're supposed to recycle paper, but if you shred it, you can't recycle.

[Brady]

Recycle it. Right.

[John Holmberg]

So, okay, great.

[Brady]

Yeah. Right. Nobody's paying attention. If you wanted to do it right, if you were really serious about it. You wouldn't put it in the hands of someone else. I hate to be Grinch here, but I am. And go ahead and find me for my paint cans. I'll just say Michael and Troy did it. And I will giggle through my front window when I watch them cuffed and stuffed into cop cars. They like paint I put in. Yeah, they would love it. Could you get the furry ones? I don't mind this at all.

[John Holmberg]

You got nipple cuffs, too.

[Brady]

Can you cuff us together? Michael and Troy would love to be arrested. Ooh, there's a hot cop outside. He's mad about paint.

[John Holmberg]

He doesn't have a boombox in his hand.

[Brady]

In fact, Michael's gonna come over later today. Don't mind throwing some stuff in our blue bin. Those guys come over every time after the AI Police.

[Trey Farrow]

There were sailor hats in the recycle.

[Brady]

Bin and they were covered in paint. I think that was paint. God, I hope that was paint. It was sticky and it was white. Cough me, officer. I'm guilty of it.

[John Holmberg]

He said it was spackle. I'm not sure.

[Brady]

Did you spackle or paint a sailor over the weekend? Sorta. Get in the car. No problem. At 735. What do you got on the big board of musical treats? I've done enough damage to the recycling program. All right, wake up.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

I just got an email for getting. Nick said the trash cans in my office had to appease the ladies at the work. So they did. A divider. Yeah, on the left was for cans, the middle was for paper, and the third was for trash. But the divider was one can and no one figured it out. They're just throwing it all in the same can. But they had a whale in the air divider that was labeled. Well, no, that's not because the airport actually is two separate. This is if you can imagine they got the holes. One trash can. Yeah, maybe it is the same thing, but one trash can that wasn't divided. He's like, I was the one who points out. Like, you realize that the cans are falling right in the same hole as your trash.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah. You just assume that they're separated.

[Brady]

Shut up, Nick. It makes me feel like I've done something. And deep down, boy, those people hate hearing that.

[John Holmberg]

Well, does Jill tell you that?

[Brady]

Yeah. Yeah, she got mad at me. Look, it makes me feel better. I'm like, if you really were serious about it, you'd do it yourself. The one thing people hate is having to actually take full responsibility for their. Their cause. Nobody does it. Scam, scam, I tells you, scam. I'll probably get shot by Big Recycling, but scam.

[Trey Farrow]

Messing with the wrong people, you're messing with.

[Brady]

You're messing with the wrong hippies, bro. Ow. I just got hit with something from Chiba Hut. What was that? Take that. My biodegradable paper gun. Oh, hippie fight. Okay, pick it. I don't care. Brett.

[John Holmberg]

On the list. Get real quick. San Jesus for Dale. Nirvana Raped Me for osu. Bad Touch from Bad Bloodhound Gang for osu. Parkway Driving Kill Switch Engage. Both coming next week. Avenged Metallica. Just one fix for the needles at the concerts.

[Brady]

Oh, God, that's the one.

[John Holmberg]

White Zombies. Welcome to Planet Mother Effort for Trump to the Iranians.

[Brady]

Still, it's been 24 hours since our President used the F bomb to the press. So we have had one day. We got to change the sign. We changed the sign for the very first time since Washington was first put in. It has been this many days since the President said the F word to the media. We had to change it to zero. Now it's been one. We're back to one. The streak is alive. It's like the America's Cop. We had it forever. We lost it and we got it. We got to earn it back. Is there anything up there for Brady's support of rape?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

I guess rape. Maybe we could turn it that way for Ohio State, because I looked at him and he had an Ohio. He had a lot of Ohio State on his back. Real proud of the rape school documentary proved it. All right. It's ministry. Just one fix. We need to keep this top of mind. Any concert you go to, there's dudes stabbing each other with needles. Now it's getting weirder and weirder every day, and there's warnings out for all the. It is true. That's European festivals, but we get A lot of needles out there. We're a needle heavy society, so just be careful. If you feel a. I hate to say it this way. You feel a small prick, punch that person. Punch anyone who gives you a small prick. That goes for you ladies. It's ministry. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98. Still streaming Homburg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com start revealing all the truths behind recycling, and the next thing you know, the time has flown by. Also have to say that I've been giving Brady a little grief for being a supporter of male rape known as Ohio State. Very big supporters. Got flags and stickers and everything. Brett's in no better situation today wearing his white sock shirt after yesterday's dilemma. Although it isn't organizational.

[John Holmberg]

We didn't rape anybody.

[Brady]

No, no, no, no. And it's much. No. Look, your support is much, but it's still. I think I'd lay low on that after what happened yesterday. I've never seen it before. Cattel Marte of the Diamondbacks hits a home run in the first inning playing the White Sox. And I'm. I didn't watch the game, but I just saw the clip. And they're like. It seems as though Cattel Marte is quite emotional on the field. Some fan was barking at him so much about his mother who passed away in 2017. He started crying. The dude had. Was just. And Tory Lavello at the end was, man. And fans just. It's ridiculous how far they're going in this. I remember the old Simpsons when Barton Lisa were in the crowd and Daryl Strawberry was playing left field for a ringer softball team that Mr. Burns put together. And they just kept going. Daryl and Marge was like, kids, I don't think that's very nice. He's like, come on, he's a pro ball player. He loves it. And they just showed a close up of Darryl Strawberry's face and one tear ran down his cheek. And I'm like, ah, that's hilarious. Because it can't happen. Happen. Yes, it can. And it did yesterday. And Brett proudly wears his sock shirt today in Arizona after that.

[John Holmberg]

God damn right.

[Brady]

And hat. He wouldn't. He might as well just have the pants and cleats on.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not.

[Brady]

Brandon Love would have done that. Brandon Love dresses up like a professional baseball player. That was such an occasional.

[John Holmberg]

And he still denies it. Yeah, no, I didn't do that.

[Brady]

I was coming back. We went 30 people at scene we went to dinner. And he walked into the dining room. Click, click, click. And his cleats. I gotta change out, bros. Hey, you're at enchiladas. Go back in your car and what are you doing? I just want to let everybody know that I'm very close to being a professional ballplayer. No, you're not. I had a men's league game on a Thursday at 3 in the afternoon. It was like, Saturday. It was your bachelor party, wasn't it? And then Derek Jeter shows up for no reason at all and then comes out with regular clothes. I'm like, you didn't need to announce this. You could have hidden. We don't want to be late.

[John Holmberg]

We would have accepted five minutes.

[Brady]

We didn't need to see you in costume either. Hilarious. Anyway, yeah. So good job by you. And good job by you. So far, I'm the only decent person in the room.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, you had Michael Vick. We've all had.

[Brady]

And I didn't watch a single snap of it.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't watch yesterday's game.

[Brady]

You found out about it and you went into the Regalia. Hey, good job, socks. Hey, he didn't hit another home run, did he? It worked. And guy killed us in the first inning until one of our own got hold of him. That was terrible. What a terrible thing to make a man cry. And that's just not kosher. Going after the family of tragedy. That's awful. Just awful. Anyway, I didn't hit another home run. He didn't hit another home run. Well, he cried working. Think he had to go home.

[John Holmberg]

That worked.

[Brady]

And, I mean, how do you just. That's rough. So, Sox fans, you gotta understand, things are bad there. Oh, yeah. You're not getting the cream of the crop in the. The people who are going to Sox games right now are horrible human beings with, like, death wishes. There's no reason to want to watch that. So, yeah, you're getting the worst of the worst. Standing in the old Comiskey. Down. Down arrow field. Bad news. Anyway, it's time now for Brady. He supports male rape. The. It's just Ohio, so you guys have to come on.

[Trey Farrow]

Gonna live with that one for a while.

[Brady]

You're live with that for. Until they fix it, are you. Did you get rid of Brutus on the way home? Did you put him in that pile next to your house that used to be in the garage?

[Trey Farrow]

No.

[Brady]

You should.

[Trey Farrow]

My mom gave me that. Too sentimental, is it? Yeah.

[Brady]

So the whole family's into race.

[Trey Farrow]

You got Dr. Strauss.

[Brady]

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[Trey Farrow]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady]

Hello, world. Hi.

[Trey Farrow]

Happy National Strawberry Parfait Day and National Day of Joy.

[Brady]

No, that's lovely. For anyone named Joy.

[Trey Farrow]

Joy Kaiser. It's my neighbor's mom's. That's her. It's her day.

[Brady]

You know your neighbor's mother?

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Does she live there?

[Trey Farrow]

No. They visit a couple times a year matter.

[John Holmberg]

How do you know?

[Brady]

You know the neighbor's mother?

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, they know. Bunny.

[Brady]

What? We haven't. What? Does the neighbor's mother know? Your mother?

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Good Lord. There's too much interaction.

[Trey Farrow]

Been neighbors for 18 years. Geez.

[Brady]

Doesn't mean you introduce them to your mom and dad. What, Are you getting married to your neighbor?

[Trey Farrow]

No, they're. They're hooking up.

[John Holmberg]

The swingers.

[Brady]

I think they might be swinging over there.

[Trey Farrow]

Brett, there's pineapple out front.

[Brady]

Do you know your neighbor's parents? No. Me neither.

[John Holmberg]

I try not to know my neighbors. Even in my old place, I try not to know my neighbors ever.

[Brady]

Have you ever met your neighbor's parents?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Trey Farrow]

You want to meet Joy and Wally?

[Brady]

Good Lord. Go in your house. You have an indoors. Use it. Quit bothering everybody.

[Trey Farrow]

It's the progressive commercial or the.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Your mom and dad come over.

[Brady]

Hey, it's your doctor.

[Trey Farrow]

They introduce each other.

[Brady]

No, they don't. You. Oh. You never take responsibility for all of this nonsense. That's you out there.

[Trey Farrow]

Good people, John. Good people.

[Brady]

Probably. That doesn't have any bearing on it.

[Trey Farrow]

Couple of baseless fun facts. If you earned $10,000 every day, 365 days per year when they were building the pyramids in ancient Egypt until today, you'd only have 4% of Elon Musk's current wealth.

[Brady]

Jesus.

[Trey Farrow]

That's 4600 years. With leap years, you'd have 16. 8.8 billion man. Elon's 420 and a half billion.

[Brady]

Good Lord. That's just. Okay, that's just kids numbers. That's billion gazillion. It doesn't make sense to me. Can't wrap my head around.

[Trey Farrow]

Takes 60 tons of paint to cover the Eiffel Tower.

[Brady]

It's in the bottom of my bin. Poor. Just take one of my trash bins. And.

[Trey Farrow]

Which they say is the weight of 10 elephants.

[Brady]

My trash bin.

[Trey Farrow]

The amount of paint.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Trey Farrow]

No one knows exactly how the Academy Awards started being called Oscars.

[Brady]

No one has any idea. Hmm. I thought. I thought it was Oscar Goldwyn or whatever his name was. The guy from the Oscar. And they had a likeness to the statue that they kind of say he looks like Oscar. The only thing was it the.

[Trey Farrow]

I heard maybe the artist that designed it.

[Brady]

I don't know who that is. They would. You think they'd know that?

[Trey Farrow]

I thought it since it looked like a glizzy kind of, you know, it was Oscar Meyer.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. It does not look like. What about an Oscar? Looks like a hot dog to you.

[Trey Farrow]

Everything looks like a hot dog to me.

[Brady]

Right time of day, you start looking a little hot doggy, the steam starts rolling off your wings.

[Trey Farrow]

On the golf course, you look like a glizzy.

[Brady]

It was probably out there. Shine. You just wanted to put tongs over me and roll me around a little bit. Let's get some lines on this guy.

[Trey Farrow]

A feng shui expert chimed in on saying, here are the things. Four things you shouldn't keep by your bed.

[Brady]

By the way, there's another phantom scam. Eventually. Science. If they ever take their time to look into feng shui, doesn't affect it. Just either you decorated your room good or not.

[Trey Farrow]

Sharp metal objects, things like scissors and nail clippers. He says sharp metal easily pierces your energy shield. Go ahead.

[Brady]

Thank you, Brett. Thanks for saying what we're all thinking.

[Trey Farrow]

A trash can in your bed. Trash holds murky energy.

[Brady]

Okay, I could have told you that.

[Trey Farrow]

There's no trash can next to your nightstand or whatever.

[Brady]

Unless you're sick. The only time you have a trash bag next to your bed is if you're going to throw up or throw tissue in it.

[Trey Farrow]

Medications and medical records. Having them next to your bed, even in a drawer. What allegedly affects your mood and mental state.

[John Holmberg]

What does?

[Brady]

You have all your medical and your.

[Trey Farrow]

Medications and medical records.

[John Holmberg]

Who the hell keeps our medical records next to their bed?

[Brady]

Some dude is about to die anyways. The least thing on his mind is.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, and he's got an arrow pointing that says medical records here.

[Brady]

Well, the dude's on his last legs. We should really rearrange the furniture. Feng shui.

[John Holmberg]

Was he Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse who travels with his medical records now, too.

[Brady]

Christ.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, remember he brought his records with him to the hospital.

[Brady]

To the hospital.

[Trey Farrow]

At least he keeps them in the back of the Riv.

[Brady]

Is that right? Yeah. I don't remember that.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Hey.

[Brett Toledo]

Handed her the folder.

[Brady]

What for Kelly Lynch.

[Trey Farrow]

When he went to the doctor.

[Brady]

No, I knew that he had to get stitches. You don't need medical records.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. He came in with his manila folder and everything with his medical record to let her know. Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Did she find the prostate cancer?

[John Holmberg]

I was a little.

[Brady]

He has the only thing that he should have asked about in hindsight.

[Trey Farrow]

The last one is fresh flowers.

[Brady]

Oh, he had pancreatic. Never mind.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's looking in the wrong spot.

[Brady]

Well, I'm not a doctor.

[Trey Farrow]

Fresh flowers. If you're single, it's fine. If you're married, it invites third party involvement. Ooh. So if you keep fresh flowers next.

[Brady]

To your bed, you'll have a three way. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Like you said earlier, pineapple and fresh flowers.

[Brady]

That is nothing like. That's the worst feng shui expert of all time. Don't have stabby items by your bed. No trash cans. And try not to keep your death records close. Kills the energy of the bed, you know. It really kills the energy of a bedroom. Wedding rings. Thank you. Thank you. That's funny stuff.

[Trey Farrow]

You're not using them, right?

[Brady]

Huh? Oh, that's true. Slice and Dice.

[Trey Farrow]

I just had a study come out about glass bottles, and they found that glass bottles contain more microplastics than plastic containers. What? That's good news. How's that possible?

[Brady]

Just keep telling us everything's bad.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, don't worry. Give it a month or two. They'll come up another year. Here's a report on America's most trusted brands. It weighed in on the reputations of thousands of brands, including restaurants, grocery stores, Household Products Services, HMS for Gen Z, the most trusted brand is YouTube.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Trey Farrow]

Never let by Band Aid, Dawn Dish Soap, Costco and Google.

[Brady]

I can't argue with any of that.

[Trey Farrow]

For millennials, the most trusted brand is Google, followed by PayPal, YouTube. Dawn dish soap.

[Brady]

They love that dish soap.

[Trey Farrow]

And USPS.

[Brady]

Did dawn dish Soap do this study? They're getting mentioned an awful lot.

[Trey Farrow]

All right, what about X for Gen X, Dawn Dish Number one, Kelly Show.

[Brady]

That's right. She works downstairs.

[Trey Farrow]

Followed by Oral B, Hershey, Band Aid, Enduracell.

[Brady]

Get something, something. Check out Homework's morning sickness [e-mail] Holmberg's Morning Sickness for boomers. We're not Google. I figured we'd be pretty heavy on the Google. You're probably Netscape, gen Xers, Windows 95.

[Trey Farrow]

If you go further down on the Gen Xers, Heinz ketchup, Tylenol, Home Depot, Clorox, Betty Crocker and M M's.

[Brady]

Can't argue with any of that either.

[Trey Farrow]

For Boomers. Kleenex.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Dawn Dish Soap.

[Brady]

It's just something going on there. Why not just dish soap?

[Trey Farrow]

Ups, Tylenol and Bandit.

[Brady]

Interesting. Bandaid and dawn through that thing, too. Yeah. Band Aid and Dawn Dish Soap. That's just them going, what did the other people say? Oh, that's good, right? Dawn Dish Soap. Is that. Because it gets like.

[Trey Farrow]

I think of that commercial where they're always washing off that duck.

[Brady]

Duck. The ducks. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

[Trey Farrow]

It's like saying that we.

[Brady]

So they. That was a great branding move for them to wash oily ducks.

[Trey Farrow]

Evidently it shows up on.

[Brady]

Because nobody used anything but Dawn. Remember when they gave that commercial? It's the only one that worked. The other ones killed more ducks. Take that. Gotta be borax.

[John Holmberg]

I'm a john, though, who paid for disturbance.

[Brady]

That's a Dawn Dish Soap was big on this. Remember when we clean and they did it like, what's the most trusted brand in your world? Remember now we clean ducks that were dying. The only ones who did it. Paul Mollif. Didn't even think about it. Oh, yeah, that's pretty good, Don. Don's a good company.

[Trey Farrow]

We've got one of their products in our sink.

[Brady]

I know, Don.

[Trey Farrow]

That. That platinum spray. Nobody likes that.

[Brady]

It sprays platinum. You're gonna be a millionaire.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, but it's so worth it.

[Brady]

Yeah, you just hose your kitchen down with platinum every once in a while. There you go, kids. Here's another bar for you.

[Trey Farrow]

There's a new term sleep divorce.

[Brady]

That's not new. So when you sleep in two separate beds. I did that years ago. It's very comfortable. You fight your whole life to get your own room, and then you get married and you gotta share a bed with. That's ridiculous.

[Trey Farrow]

Now it's modified to screen divorce. Basically where you're sitting watching TV with your wife or other.

[Brady]

And two things.

[Trey Farrow]

Someone decides they're gonna watch this and the other one doesn't. They pull up another screen and sit there. They still sit in the room with you, but they're really.

[Brady]

Yeah, you just plop down next to each other doing separate things. How's that different than, like, reading the newspaper while Somebody watches tv. You know our parents.

[Trey Farrow]

That's called paper divorce. No.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was like back in the day, though your dad wasn't paying attention to that nonsense your mom was watching.

[Trey Farrow]

There's a study that is letting us keep our online returns. Is a win win. Walmart, Target and other companies do it. Amazon prime will, or just Amazon General will let you keep it because it's cheaper for them to let you.

[Brady]

It's a mistake. You call them and tell them back to pay for that and they just let you say, keep it. We'll give you another.

[Trey Farrow]

Researchers at the University of Notre Dame found that when we get to keep a return, it makes us see the brand as friendlier, more generous. We end up spending more money.

[Brady]

True.

[John Holmberg]

Think of crap you don't need.

[Brady]

You ever just give it away or something is a tax write off. I don't like it either. I don't like returning anything. I make mistakes. I live with those mistakes. I E48 cabana outfits.

[John Holmberg]

Is Megan a returner?

[Brady]

Oh, God, it's ridiculous.

[Trey Farrow]

You still have them?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, I was gonna. I've got some coming. By the way, I just found a new company. Yeah, it's a new summer collection. Yeah, I found a new company. I'm gonna bring back Cabana Johnny for July. I ordered five of them yesterday. I think I ordered five of them.

[John Holmberg]

Five or 50. I mean, you know, there's.

[Brady]

I checked this time. I checked. I'm getting better. Is she a returner? She orders stuff on purpose to return it. What, so it's like it shopping? Yep. You get 10 or 11 things because she tries them, then you try them and then the ones you don't like, you send back.

[Brett Toledo]

She sends eight back.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, what a hassle.

[Brady]

Tell me about it.

[Trey Farrow]

Someone on social media asked non Americans, what is your 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi or 1 1000? 2, 1000. And the responses came back in Danish. It's a good one for the kids.

[Brady]

They all came back in Danish.

[Brett Toledo]

No, Danish does one.

[Trey Farrow]

The Danish. What's that?

[Brett Toledo]

The Danish does one Mississippi.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, they do. They're saying, what is your version? Or do they do that in the.

[Brady]

Danish language or Denmark?

[Trey Farrow]

Basically they're saying in the Danish society, one case of beer, two cases of beer.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Trey Farrow]

They're like the brewski in Scotland. One elephant, two elephant.

[Brady]

They're just looking at their wives.

[Brett Toledo]

Say it in the Scottish accent.

[Brady]

One elephant, two elephant.

[Brett Toledo]

Seems a little slow.

[Brady]

Hey, it's a tad bit slow like you. But one thing it's not is homo. Aye, elephants have big trunks. A homo's dream.

[Trey Farrow]

In Quebec, it's one hippopotamus, two hippopotamus, China. One, two, three, four. Two, three, four. Three, two, three, four.

[Brady]

Can't be right. They're better with math than that.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

So it's right.

[Brady]

Well, you know what? That's true. They're good with numbers and they confused me. So they've got something going there.

[Trey Farrow]

In Iran. One and, ah. Two and, ah. Close. Because in India, it's tick, tick one, tick, tick, boom.

[Brady]

Tick, tick, boom. Slice that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

All right. Oh, yeah, that's it. You're just staring at me.

[Trey Farrow]

I looked at the last two again.

[Brady]

Looking at me like Dr. Strauss used to look at his victims.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, just missing the spotlight.

[Brady]

You don't have videos, then?

[Trey Farrow]

No, I got.

[Brady]

No, Brett, it's all on you today.

[Brett Toledo]

Because he was duped by AI too many times.

[Brady]

That's right. Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Taking a day off.

[Brady]

Good. Take a breather.

[John Holmberg]

All right. I wasn't ready.

[Brady]

Hang on. No. Yeah. I thought Brady was prepared.

[Trey Farrow]

Screen divorce.

[Brady]

Did you?

[Trey Farrow]

Last night.

[Brett Toledo]

Cleaning the garage and the screens.

[Brady]

Cleaning your garage. Oh, my floaty fingers went out on the air, didn't they? All right, Bert, here we go.

[John Holmberg]

All right, this from Los Heranos. Hermanos, Cerveza. A new contributor.

[Brady]

The this guy's name. Beer brothers. All right, here we go. This is a bull standing on some pavers. Looks to be a knife. And, oh, he just picks a guy up and just launches him straight up into the air.

[John Holmberg]

He's dead.

[Brady]

Do you know why? Because.

[Trey Farrow]

Listen to his bat.

[Brady]

Well, you know why? It's because anyone in jean shorts deserves that. Yeah, you're a grown man in jorts. The bulls should knock you down. Somebody should. My God, that thing. It tossed him straight up in the air. All right, next.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just going to skip ahead of the.

[Trey Farrow]

He would have recovered if he was in Wranglers.

[Brady]

Your little girl is on the slab. Where will it tickle you?

[Trey Farrow]

Bing.

[Brady]

There's a girl with her as near, and she's got one leg with her leg. Her prosthetic is off, and he's spanking her with her prosthetic leg. Calf part. She's got no left leg.

[Brett Toledo]

That's that 70s show reference. Okay, I get.

[Brady]

He spanked her with her own prosthetic leg that he had tugged off. Oh, God. All right. Oh, what am I looking at? There's a guy bent over giving himself a mouth hug while a lady underneath him is. Yeah, she's tossing his salad from underneath while she masturbates. Now he's not even that big. Yeah, he's not even that big, but he got. He got. Show me that again. That's just ingenuity. He's all balled up. Very limber. If I could do this, I swear to God I'd do it right now to show you. I would never stop showing people this. That's a pretty normal sized one. His spine is awesome.

[Trey Farrow]

Is messed up. Or either moles or it.

[Brady]

All right, go back and take another look. Brady saw something new. Saw chocolate chips on her. What do you mean her breast is missing?

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, but then it looks where you look. See areola spread right there.

[John Holmberg]

And they're might be a tattoo or something.

[Brady]

She might have uglier.

[Trey Farrow]

Watch when it pulls up in the last bit here it exposed.

[Brady]

Get ready to pause it, bro. She might have a pasty on. It might. It is a little gay. It's not gay. That is not gay. If that's gay spanking, it's gay because you're getting a hand job from the dude too.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what this is.

[Brady]

All right, next one is. Oh, sweet Jesus. That's the hairiest woman I've ever seen. She'd be pretty without all the hair. And I mean, you have not seen this much hair on a human being in your life. And she's playing with herself.

[John Holmberg]

Clark needs a shave.

[Brady]

I mean, yeah, it does look a little. She looks like a pretty Caitlin Clark with a big wing with. Wow. And she's got a big toy pee pee that she's using on herself.

[John Holmberg]

Looks like she's got slash.

[Brady]

You know what she looks like if you cut it off. If you cut it off at the tummy up. If you cut that off, it would look like that picture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed when they caught him in his apartment. That's how much hair there is. Wow. That is accurate. And it looked exactly like him without.

[Brett Toledo]

The T shirt's arms were a little less hairy than her legs.

[Brady]

Her legs. The bottom of her leg legs.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yuck.

[Brett Toledo]

That's the back of her legs, right?

[Brady]

Oh, Indians on a train track. This is never good. Here comes the train. And one of them, one of them's tempted. Look at them all. Ah, they're dancing on the train track. You're too close. Don't take this picture. Comes the. Oh, my God. Oh, and they're hanging around. We're hanging around. There's going to be aftermath. Oh, no. Oh, the train's gone.

[Trey Farrow]

Where Steven Tyler got the rolling song.

[Brady]

No, we're not putting a theme on that. That's right. Once it hits. He kicked into it. Train kept a rolling all night long.

[John Holmberg]

And here's.

[Brady]

Here's another one. There's a guy leading a pony to a. To a. Oh, this is what happened to me.

[John Holmberg]

And.

[Brady]

Well, not. This didn't happen to me.

[John Holmberg]

I hope not.

[Brady]

In home or home ec. We had our. What the heck was called the agriculture class in 8th grade when they. They did artificial insemination. And there was the dummy horse, and it stood next to the. The female horse. What do they call those? And then the boy horse came in with this huge erection, and our teacher gave him a hand job. But this one is the dummy horse. The guy leading the horse in gets trapped between the horse and the mounting thing. There's names for all this stuff. I don't know. I was in a class and watched this happen. This was school. And there's. Everybody's just laughing. There's a dude getting mounted by a horse, and those penises are huge. And my teacher grabbed the shaft of that thing with both of her hands and a gusto you can't even fathom, and just started tugging away on that pony. Oh, Artificial insemination. They build a fake horse stand a girl horse next to it, and then the dude comes in and humps the fake horse in a bag.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And then they take the bag and some dude with a glove up to his arm shoves it in the girl horse, which seems to be more dangerous than what the real horse was gonna do to her. Yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

I don't know why they don't let that happen naturally.

[Brady]

Because they get hurt a lot. Oh, they do. Yeah. They'll hurt each other. Because the male horse, he ain't messing around. Okay. He's like Dr. Strauss at Ohio State University. He's a rapist.

[Trey Farrow]

No gloves.

[Brady]

At Ohio State University. The Ohio State University. The rape is rampant, and they don't. And a lot of people got hurt. They do a better job of protecting that female horse than they did the hordes of people that were raped on the campus of Ohio State.

[Brett Toledo]

So many people.

[Brady]

Watch the documentary, there's no way around it. If you still support the Buckeyes. Sorry, You're a rape supporter. You love. You love support reporting Wild man rape. Hashtag he, too. I say I should start that. There you go. That is your Brady Report. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98. Still streaming homebrew morning sickness online at 98kupd.com There you go. It's disturbed Right there. It's the land of confusion, which we live in, by the way. I don't know if you noticed that that couldn't have been more fitting when that was written. Man, there, there was a lot of confusion yesterday. And I was like, this is not getting any coverage whatsoever. Like, I was very confused why the story did not get any coverage. Former Arizona Cardinal Chandler Jones is alive and well. A different Chandler Jones.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah, that's why I was saying, because they had that nickname and you're like, he didn't have a nickname. It said Chandler the Jet Jones.

[Brady]

Chandler the Jet Jones is a San Jose State. He's the all time leading receiver for San Jose State. And I had a cup of coffee in the pros. Evidently he died in a car accident. He's 33. Chandler Jones that played for the Cardinals. So the news broke yesterday, it says, Jon Jones brother Chandler Jones dies in car accident. Former NFL star Chandler Jones dies in. Reckon it's a picture of Chandler Jones in this Cardinals thing. And I'm like, whoa. No, it's Chandler the Jet Jones had passed away. So I'm getting emails from people going, nobody's talking about Chandler Jones. It's a different Chandler Jones.

[Trey Farrow]

You thought I gave him a nickname?

[Brady]

I thought, yeah, I thought your algorithm on your phone just hands out nicknames like, yeah, Brady, Chandler, the Jack Jones. Like, nobody's ever called him that. That's not a thing. So what's sad about that is there's a dude named Chandler Jones who's dead, who played in the NFL. We as fans are like, oh, not the good one.

[Trey Farrow]

Oh, yeah, brush it off.

[Brady]

It's not a story. Car accident. Oh, I thought it was the good Chandler Jones anyway. And it just, you know, died. Like, it's almost like, oh, ESPN's pro. Like, yes, there's a big store. Oh, it's not that big. It's. Nobody knows that guy. Just another dead person. Crazy. So you have to.

[Trey Farrow]

It's a bigger story. The confusion of the good Chandler Jones.

[Brady]

Yeah. And then for the poor guy's families, like reading stories going, don't worry, the real Chandler Jones is still alive. Which is a real Chandler Jones. I just saw a story. It said, don't worry, NFL defensive end Chandler Chandler Jones is alive and well. Don't worry. That was a. That was a dumb dead Chandler. Like, how horrible are we? Oh, a different Chandler Jones got run over by a car.

[John Holmberg]

Just having to explain that.

[Brady]

No, I swear I'm alive. His phone was ringing off the hook. Yeah, it was crazy. Oh, God. I Was so worried for a second. I'm so glad the other Chandler Jones is dead. Horrible people. And also I'm being sent more videos of Brett's horrible team making fun of Cattell Marte there. I. I didn't see the scene on the field where the team actually comes over and embraces him. What was this guy saying to Cattell Marte yesterday that made him break down?

[Trey Farrow]

I needed Jim Gray there for an interview afterwards, asking what was said.

[Brady]

What actually just happened to you out there? That was terrifying. It's just awful. But yeah, your team, Brett, again, you run the risk of going into Chicago south side in the first place of either being shot, stabbed, or here at the very. The very best day you'll have on the south side of Chicago is somebody says something offensive that's you're getting out of there pretty scot free. And you're hanging around Guaranteed Rate Field. You go into the White Sox ballpark and Brett can tell you this. This. When you go buy it, it's loaded with arrows pointing down. Yep. The whole outside of it Guaranteed bank Rates logo is an arrow driving itself into the ground. It's just. It's. It's staircase arrow too. In a lot of cases, they have the arrow. It points straight down. That's their logo. So you go buy home of the White Sox and the arrows like go to hell. And it's all over the place.

[Trey Farrow]

It's not for home values around the area.

[Brady]

It is all that too, there. Well, they're. Look, they've never even worried about that arrow pointing up over in that area. But yeah, it's this strange thing. So you go to the south side of Chicago and you get out of there with just somebody saying terrible stuff to you. Consider yourself lucky.

[John Holmberg]

Be thankful.

[Brady]

I still want to know.

[Trey Farrow]

This went over.

[Brady]

Made a man cry. And not to sound totally insensitive, but his mom died eight years ago. He's probably dealt with a good majority of it.

[John Holmberg]

Your mother. I would think your mother passed.

[Brady]

Four.

[John Holmberg]

Four, three were in the Super Bowl. What was that?

[Brady]

Well, that's a weird way to remember.

[John Holmberg]

I do. Because. Because the last time I talked to her, we were on our way to the super bowl party up at Stand Up Live.

[Brady]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's. That's the last time I talked to her. That's how I always remember that.

[Brady]

Three years ago. Yeah. And your father's a. Two thereabouts, actually. Just. Just about two years. Yeah. Just exactly right. Yeah. And both of you seem pretty okay with. Oh, sure. But I'm not But what would I. But I asked you this because I've not lost a parent. What would it take for me to say something as a stranger to you that would knock you into a emotional frenzy?

[John Holmberg]

Nothing at this point.

[Brady]

That's what I'm wondering. To me, what was this guy saying? But again, it's horrible.

[Trey Farrow]

I mean, the fact.

[John Holmberg]

A lot more time than we did, too.

[Trey Farrow]

Car accident.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't matter. It's death regardless.

[Trey Farrow]

I know.

[Brady]

And seven years passed. You're like, this is still awful. It's still emotional. It's still a terrible thing. But, you know, I've dealt with it. And. And that guy's a jerk and this is awful and he should be removed and all that.

[John Holmberg]

But it's an thing. And it. You know, I remember Steve Kerr.

[Brady]

When was it ASU fans were making fun of his father who had been killed as an ambassador to the Middle east somewhere and he was taken hostage or some weird story happened and the ASU fans were chanting his dad's name, like, because U of A was so much better than asu. They had nothing. And it was so classless and awful. I'm pretty sure it was Steve Kerr. It was one of them. Anyway. It was a terrible story. I've never heard of a guy have a stranger yell from a distance, heckle him about his mother, and he dropped him. Yeah. To tears. What. What kind of verbal assault was given? This dude is maybe the worst person on the planet.

[Trey Farrow]

Sometimes that's just the combo of what else maybe that was going on that week, that day.

[Brady]

How did that dude know? I mean, it's a perfect storm. You know what I mean?

[Trey Farrow]

Fig thought, oh, I can do this. It won't get to him, but I'm going to. But it was.

[Brady]

He knew enough about Marte's life.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I didn't know Cattell. Marte's mother passed away in accident, you know, and we deal with the diamonds.

[Trey Farrow]

Dropped the ball on that.

[Brady]

Yeah. They didn't. You know, it was driven by the other Chandler Jones. But the. Yeah, we didn't deal with it. Is. It is remarkable to think that that guy's Tory Lavello actually said he heard it, but he wouldn't repeat it. Oh. In the favor. Just email. I said, I'm not saying what it was, but I can't imagine somebody again. Sticks and stones and it can hurt. I can't imagine breaking down emotionally from a stranger in the crowd yelling something horrible unless it was fresh. You know, Brett Favre played the day his dad died, covered in tears and it made so much sense not to say Cattell Marte was wrong for breaking. What did the dude say? It's the. It's the nuke. Verbal nuke.

[John Holmberg]

I. I don't know. I mean, if. I think if it was still fresh and stuff, I don't know if I'd have been crying, I would have went up and.

[Brady]

You beat him up, right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, that' You.

[Brady]

You react some other way of anger and whatever. Maybe he was so mad. Maybe Brett. He was so mad it looked like he was crying because he was filled with rage. And you know, your eyes fill up with tears and so you look. You look like he wasn't crying. He was losing his mind. But I. That.

[Trey Farrow]

But you said they, they.

[Brady]

Oh, they were constalling him in the field. They're hugging him and stuff. I don't know what was said now. Trump just text over. I believe he said the N word. Nuclear. I don't know what the other one is. Everybody's always saying there's another one. I don't know the N word. I know. Nuclear. Nuclear. Yeah. Isn't that crazy, though? I've never seen anything like that. And that's. It's amazing. But, you know, was it the anniversary of her passing or something? I don't know anything about this. How did this guy know?

[Trey Farrow]

It's got to be something that connects to.

[Brady]

And to me, this has. This is a bigger story because to me, whoever's yelling knows them. Nobody knows, especially in Chicago.

[Trey Farrow]

Was he saying a series of stuff?

[Brady]

Had to. Not just one for five years. Well, here's the thing, though. Here's the thing is outside of Arizona, and this is not even here too much, nobody pays attention to the Diamondbacks. They're one of those teams like the, like, like the Rays, Kansas City, and you might hear about them every once in a while, but you can't name anybody the out of Arizona. That's pretty much the rest of the United States. As far as their consideration of the Diamondbacks, super baseball fans can tell you. Corbin, Carroll, Catal Marte, you know, Corbin's hurt. You'll know Diamondbacks, but they have to be like Bob Costas level of baseball. Nobody outside of Arizona is familiar, and I'm not even familiar with Marte's situation personally. So to me, what was said at the stadium had to be a guy who knows him, that it was personal. This is so much more than a rando just shouting something awful. This had to be somebody in the know. Had to be. And my. My first Thought is. And this is just speculation because that's my job. Job is that it's somebody involved in it. Somebody who's got a piece of it. And then. And Marte knows. Oh, my God. That's the guy who blank, blank, blanked in that situation. Was he there? Was he part of it was. You know, he had to. You know, was he at the court hearing or whatever? There was. Because it was a. Evidently it was a terrible accident. Was it, you know, a friend or a family member of the person who. It just. It's personal. Personal. Something so much more than just somebody shouting out crass crap. You know, Was it. And somebody says it was yo mama jokes. All right. That. No, he's not. Nobody's gonna.

[John Holmberg]

And Christopher says, wait seven years.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's gotta get over that. Yeah, well, there is that. You gotta deal with it. But I mean, that's what makes you wonder what he said. And no, Brent Crandall. He did not yell your mama like a library she opened to the public. That's not. Not. It wasn't a yo mama jab.

[John Holmberg]

Wilmer shows up there too, with a mic.

[Brady]

Yo mama nicknamed my dick Lego. Cause it's a choking hazard for her.

[Trey Farrow]

Ouch.

[Brady]

Damn. No, that didn't occur. That's not. It's not the time for that. No, I. I've never seen that before in my life. It's something. Something. Check out homework's morning sickness podcast at 98K Holmberg's Morning Sickness, baseball or otherwise. I've never seen somebody that removed from something still kind of falling apart by it. Yeah. And like, you do have to move on and get over it to where nothing bothers you. But my goodness, that is.

[John Holmberg]

Or you go up and beat the guy's ass.

[Brady]

Or that.

[John Holmberg]

That's.

[Brady]

I mean, best not find out who that is because I think Catal Marte might have justification.

[John Holmberg]

This guy said it was. She died in a car accident. No details if it was a DUI or something. Betty said something along those lines.

[Brady]

Yeah. This guy says not to be a bigot like Brett, but didn't it have to be spoken in Spanish? Isn't he. Does he speak English? I don't think. And that's another thing.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Does Catal Marte. He speaks English. I don't think he's. I think. I don't know. No. It's hard because so many guys on baseball teams speak English or speak Spanish.

[John Holmberg]

Then this guy says, I sell. I smell Jesse Smollett incident here.

[Brady]

Fake guys. Watch this. I'm gonna openly weep and blame a White Sox fan. If you're gonna do that, you do it at a Dodgers game.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, or Yankees.

[Brady]

You don't do it against the White Sox.

[Trey Farrow]

Hundred dollars. The guy gets a guy removed. Five hundred bucks. Thousand bucks.

[Brady]

So you think there was a dugout? Oh, I did. All right. Pick a guy in the crowd and let's see if we can get him kicked out. Dinger. Dinger. Wait a minute. I heard what he said.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody's jumping on me too. It's like I wasn't me, I was here.

[Brady]

You're a White Sox fan. It's the same as when a man is raped.

[John Holmberg]

He was on your team.

[Brady]

And I didn't watch.

[John Holmberg]

I know, but all my still watching it.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, but because they didn't support him.

[John Holmberg]

But they, they, they took him onto the team.

[Brady]

I agree. It's a tough one for me. It's a tough one.

[John Holmberg]

I know. Oh, and then here comes all the yo mama jokes.

[Brady]

I'm not listening any more yo mama jokes. This is not the time for that. Although some are hilarious.

[John Holmberg]

That's a good one, Gary.

[Brady]

Anyway, yeah. Brady's theory holds the most water to me that the team made a bet to go get a guy kicked out. Catal, you're the in the fifth inning. It's your inning to try to get that guy removed. Well, just starts crying. It's like tell can cry on command because I don't know a man. Again, it sounds terrible, but I don't know a man who is seven years removed from his. From a. From a death in his family that a stranger can fire that up.

[Trey Farrow]

Now on the other side of it, if it was found out something like that happened. Happen how big of a fine? What kind of suspension for who?

[Brady]

Oh, if they find out that that's what he's saying. If he finds out that the team's betting on getting fans removed with like, like shenanigans.

[Trey Farrow]

A deal like that.

[Brady]

Okay, it is far fetched. But it makes some sense because I don't know, they would have to do.

[Trey Farrow]

Some kind of punishment.

[Brady]

Your mom is so fatter. Blood type is ragu. Wouldn't make anyone crazy cry. Now maybe Brett if you said your mama. I'm glad she's not with us anymore. Cuz the sauce tastes like regular. All right, that's it. It gets him right now. He's not.

[John Holmberg]

He's reacting, but that's fight worthy. That's not crying.

[Trey Farrow]

That get you mad?

[Brady]

It's crazy. Crazy. But yeah, I. And you know what? The Angel Reese. Now you bring up the idea that it's fake. Angel Reese tried it in Indiana when things weren't going well and she wanted to quiet a heckler who was getting under skin. She immediately said, they're throwing out racial slurs.

[Trey Farrow]

Made 10 grand that night.

[Brady]

Yeah, maybe. She basically was like, this guy's getting under my skin, so I'm gonna get him back. She said, he said racial slurs. And she put. And then they did an investigation and nobody on her team. The other team in the crowd supported what she said. The WNBA comes back and says, that didn't happen through our investigation. I don't think you heard the right thing. And she goes, okay. She just wanted to cause a stink to get the.

[Trey Farrow]

So they had to verify that this guy was saying this, like, by other people in the stand.

[Brady]

And that's the thing.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah. He's the guy saying.

[Brady]

Because you remember when Angel Reese said that people were calling her racial slurs, I'm like, they just stopped the game. Like, the people in the crowd wouldn't tolerate that. Like, I. I know for a fact that, you know, you can. I'll tolerate a lot of, like, yelling, but if a dude starts doing that, hey, you're going to get us all in trouble. I don't care that you say it. That's your life. But you're going to get me in trouble for associating near you. Like the way Brady does the Ohio State rape. He associates with it. That's. You got to dismiss yourself from that. The way Brett does to Chicago White Sox fans. Terrible human beings follow the things you guys like. And I have to put a stop that person. Yeah. In Brett's case, yours is different. You're right. Way to differentiate. You're right. But I'm just saying, like. Like I get where somebody's annoying you to the point where you just make up a lie about him, get him booted. Cuz you got the power. But I've never seen somebody cry.

[John Holmberg]

The kind of money they make. He should be a lot effing tougher than that.

[Brady]

Don't get out of his pocket, dad. Money doesn't make you tough. Oh, my God. This might. Your mom is so fat, God can't lift her spirit. Come on. I'd laugh at that. Anyway, it's terrible if you haven't seen the video yet. That's awful. Something also that's terrible again is the wnba and we know that across the board should make everybody cry, but there is hope. Brady just found this thing on Instagram. I just Looked into it. There's a 17, 18 year old girl in China who is 7ft 5 inches tall. And guess what she can't do? Dunk a basketball. How is it?

[Trey Farrow]

No, we don't know.

[Brady]

No, I just watched her. She had 42 points and 25 rebounds in one game. And the whole time they're showing her. She's just reaching and kind of bouncing it off the backboard. And she's me bounding like crazy. She's not the most coordinated per. But she's 7 5.

[Trey Farrow]

Her touch is pretty good.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, because she's basically putting a pee in a giant bucket. She's 7 5, a woman. She's not done growing. And if the WNBA has not got her in the league next week, they're idiots because I would buy tickets to that Barnum and Bailey's nightmare there in a heartbeat.

[Trey Farrow]

I'm not sure if she. Well, would she have to get permission? It is China and she's playing for the national team right now.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Trey Farrow]

And would they shut that down?

[Brady]

Somebody go over there and crate that up and get it over here. Figure out how to get her here. Like give them a panda back and take her. Like, I don't know how it works with China, but we can work this out.

[Trey Farrow]

Trade a red pan.

[Brady]

Yeah. Do we have one of those? They've got tons.

[Trey Farrow]

San Diego Zoo.

[Brady]

Whichever one. Yeah, exactly. Give a couple back for her. Her, they love it. Like, here's your two pandas. San Diego will be panda free. Give us the. Give us the girl and plop her right down in the center of a. Of a Mystics Mercury game. And I'll be front row losing my mind at the absurdity of the bearded lady out there banging away on these chicks. And. And then just to hear the ladies of the WNBA scream about how unfair it is that somebody's 7 5. Well, that's not fair. Oh. Oh, I see. You have no defense for. Because watching these girls in China bat at that ball trying to get it and she's just holding it over her head. Then they're just swinging wildly.

[Trey Farrow]

The only thing that would be so frustrating is it's like when even when Shaq came into the league first, guys would bounce off and draw easy fouls.

[Brady]

He's huge. The girls will fall. One thing in the WNBA they don't have. The NBA has, is flopping. WNBA has no flopping. Those chicks are falling for real. They don't know. There's nothing about that. That's artificial European acting. They are falling down because gravity is a destructive force for them. They hate gravity over there. In the wnba, it's the third team on the field. Like, they struggle with it.

[Trey Farrow]

You can't jump high enough to block a pass to her.

[Brady]

No, no, no. She can almost reach the rim. And none of them can reach the rim, so. So this is the first time I've ever said, season tickets, please. If you bring over this behemoth thing.

[Trey Farrow]

Give us an ex exhibition game.

[Brady]

Oh, man. Crying, huh? Is this the indoctrination of women in baseball? Yes, it's a plan by the major leagues to have their players cry so we can get girl players in there. Because it's the dream of baseball to have women on the field. Yeah. I don't know what was said, but they say that the fan is banned from Guaranteed Rate Field. By the way, Ohio State just changed the name of its stadium to Guaranteed Rape Field. So that's really good. They got. Your mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it. No. Who's crying at that? Hilarious. I kind of want to see it. And anyway, okay, enough of the yo mama jokes. My emails are just pouring. Nobody did a. I was kidding when I said it was a yo mama joke. And then here we go. Is this one any good? You're still looking at it. Yeah, some of them are really funny. This is a good one. Your mom is so nasty. She keeps ice in her pants to keep the crabs fresh. Okay, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. But it's not going to make you cry. Yeah. And again, banning somebody from a stadium, how?

[John Holmberg]

What do they got pictures of everything.

[Brady]

I mean. Yeah, how? I grow a mustache.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You know, then they gotta start ID and everybody you can they tried to ban. I'll never forget the funniest conversation I've ever had when I made fun of the Comic Con that was downtown. It's the ten year anniversary of that. Somebody sent me the video of me interviewing the nerds and goofing around. And the Comic Con people were very angry when the video was posted that you made fun of all of us. You're banned. And I'm like, it's a costume party. How will you know? Like, everybody's gonna. I'm going tomorrow.

[Trey Farrow]

Suit up.

[Brady]

And. Yeah, we'll know. You will have no idea. I'll go in there as Deadpool and everybody will give me praise. I'll probably get in for free.

[Trey Farrow]

Got AI cameras.

[Brady]

You got nothing. You're banned from the costume party. Ah. How will I sneak into this? Okay, all Right. No, I'm not reading that one either.

[John Holmberg]

Your mom's so fat on both sides of the family.

[Brady]

That one got me. But would you cry? No. No.

[Brett Toledo]

So supposedly, how they they ban you from sporting events? Like the Suns banning people?

[Brady]

Well, Orange man, they put them in.

[Brett Toledo]

Jail because everything is digital. They ban your MLB account and they ban your NBA ticket account.

[Brady]

It's a tough one to get around.

[Brett Toledo]

Go get another one. Or you go with a friend.

[Brady]

Right? Somebody else will hold the tickets. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Or buy the tickets, man.

[Trey Farrow]

Man.

[Brady]

Yeah, you got. I got to have him on your phone because I'm. Technically, I'm banned. You know what the best thing would happen to me if I was living in Chicago and I was a Sox fan is that they said I couldn't go watch that monstrosity. And by the way, they're not that serious about it because if you've seen a Socks game, a day game especially, they'll let anybody in there they need. There's nobody buying hot dogs. That place is empty.

[Brett Toledo]

Was it the Socks and Marlins earlier this year that had maybe 100 fans?

[Brady]

Nobody's going to that nonsense.

[Trey Farrow]

Anyway, I heard MLB's going to start chipping you on the bands. So if you.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. They inject a chip in your body.

[Trey Farrow]

Man, well, alarm goes off.

[Brady]

That's right. It's in your Ozempic, you know, so that's really the hidden microbots. Microbots you. And then you can't go into games. I know who you are.

[John Holmberg]

All those Covid shots you guys got, you're gonna be banned now, right?

[Brady]

Brad, you're right. Brett's right. We're all getting banned from sporting events. Anyway, to tell Marte, I'm deeply sorry as a human being for you. That sounds awful. But I really need to know what that guy said because it sounds like a joke.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, your mom is so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

[Brady]

Okay, that's a dumb one. I did like the last one. Both sides the fan. Both sides of fan. That's right. I like my Lego one. And I. I stole that. But I liked it a lot. We got ourselves a Rock wars coming up in just moments. Bring on that giant Chinese girl. And somebody apologize to KL Marte immediately. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock video radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming, Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com Volbeat. That's concert psyching rock. Wear your needle proof outfits. July 26th. Right on over to the talking Stick Shed. Arena. What's it called? Talking sick Resort Amphitheater.

[John Holmberg]

Amphitheater, that's right.

[Brady]

I always forget that word. It's out there. July 20th. Oh, July 26th. That's somebody's birthday. Me and only me actually did that.

[John Holmberg]

When we were broadcasting out there. Hey, we're live out here at talk auction. Wherever we're at. Red Shed.

[Brady]

Cricket. Ashley Couch Furniture Richer. Bananas. Bananas. Before we get to Brady's. Inevitably recent. Probably the thing he's heard. You know, I hope that you pick something I don't expect, but I have a feeling it'll be the last thing I heard, so.

[John Holmberg]

Of course it always is.

[Brady]

Throw him a curveball. Guy just emailed me this. I didn't know about this. I didn't watch any local news yesterday. Evidently in surprise. This just came out yesterday. Okay. A group of 10 and 11 year old girls have been arrested in surprise. For what? Guess. 10 or 11. A group. There's three of them, I think.

[Trey Farrow]

Illegal trash recycling.

[Brady]

That's right. They put paint in the bottom of a trash. Do you have a guess at all, Brett? You should be proud of them. 1011 year old girls accused of devising a plan to kill a boy at school. And here's what they did. One would bring a knife. They each had a role to play. One brought a knife. The other would forge a suicide note. Make it seem like the kid took his own life. And someone would act as a lookout while the other ones carried out a stabbing. Now, first off, what kind of school is this that teaches kids that somebody commits suicide via stabbing?

[John Holmberg]

It's on the avenue.

[Brady]

Terribly stupid. Is it? I don't know what it is anyway.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it's surprise.

[Brady]

It's a two. It is true. It is out the avenues. The murder. I'm not gonna say what school can't afford when students who overheard it is. Isn't that horrifying. So what they're saying is that next day in their backpacks they searched them. They questioned everything. They found notes and things like that. All four kids have been arrested on charge of threatening and misdemeanor disorderly conduct. The students showed remorse, but the fourth smiled and laughed the entire time, making excuses for what was going on. A clinical therapist has been involved and says this. Their brains are underdeveloped. At this age. The female brain is even quite half developed. Well, does it ever finish? And that regulates emotion. It kind of talks sense to this nonsense. And early 20s is when a female brain is finished developing. Says there. And this was. He's blaming violence on social Media as the reason why. If that was true, it would be happening all the time. The thing to blame here are parents. Has nothing to do with social media. Will some parents step up in this world and say, my God, I've done a bad job?

[John Holmberg]

They wouldn't be a good friend then.

[Brady]

Yeah, exactly. Why in the world would you blame social media? The guy's like, 2025 is different than 1995, different than 1975. These kids can't come up with this on their own. They're not violent. Yeah, they are. And it has nothing to do with screams. Bad people are violent. And people who are poorly raised come up with murder plots. Well, it's not their screams. Now, maybe they watched some shows and got an idea, but they were badly raised to have the. That acted out. I watch tons of terrible television more than anyone else. Doesn't matter. My brain's fully developed. I've been doing it since I was little. But I know that you can't do it. The second you go over that line, it's whoever raised you, you're either that or you're a sociopath. But if four of them got together, there's four parents not paying attention. This isn't YouTube's fault or it would be happening all the time.

[Trey Farrow]

You know, when you talk about movies, maybe there's a part that, that the, you know, R rated movies.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

Was a little tighter. Regulation 25. Okay.

[Brady]

You know whose job it is to regulate that?

[Trey Farrow]

Parents. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So the, the lacks that. Everything's out of the bag now. They can get. There's. Okay, it's easier access now.

[Brady]

It's time. Okay, first off, it's another opportunity for this show to remind you it's time to toss the set, Go through the kid's room, go through the kid's phone, go through the kid's iPad. And you know what? They're going to yell at you. And you might not be their friend today, but it's time to go through that. Because guess what? Three or four of them over there in surprise were plotting a murder. Pretty detailed one. And they got their friends involved. And no parents are like, this is our fault. They're like YouTube. YouTube taught them this. No, you taught them that murder isn't watched so bad that they're not afraid of you. I watch. I've watched murder shows. Alfred Hitchcock was one of my favorite things as a little kid. I loved Hitchcock movies, thought it was great. Never once did I think, boy, I'm.

[Trey Farrow]

Gonna carry one of These out or talk about. I mean, and even talking about scenarios of a perfect murder.

[Brady]

Right.

[Trey Farrow]

But actually implementing it and.

[Brady]

Yeah. And getting together and even then I'm not. I never really got down with friends and said, hey, what would we do to kill Jeff Beggar? You might have made a joke about it. You're not gonna follow it up. It's ridiculous. Stop blaming the Internet and video games for your bad job.

[Trey Farrow]

Well, it comes back. Even if you're blaming them, it's still on your watch. I let that happen. Like I was just thinking. Yeah, look, I'm thinking like Kirby at 11.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

If all of a sudden that happened to her, I would be. I'll tell you, as far as I know, I'm. I'd say, all right. I just wasn't watching.

[Brady]

What, you were bad at your job.

[Trey Farrow]

I don't know if it was what she's watching. I certainly wasn't encouraging her to that behavior. To like, you know, if someone's in your.

[Brady]

Nobody encourages it. But you're also so negligent in what you're doing with a person, kid or otherwise, that they thought to themselves, I have no fear of repercussions. But that's basically what it comes down to is that they've never blame myself.

[Trey Farrow]

For allowing her to watch that stuff.

[Brady]

If.

[Trey Farrow]

But then again comes back that I believe that that's influential enough. And it.

[Brady]

It's influential to somebody who's never had repercussions in their life. They've never been punished properly. Sometimes over punished where they're beaten and whatever. But if you've got all four of them and they've got this plot, it's because nobody's paying attention to them blaming YouTube. If, look, if it was solely YouTube's fault this, there'd be a rash of this. It would be nonstop. Yes. Be non stop.

[Trey Farrow]

You got bad.

[Brady]

Apparently parents. It's parents. And somebody will email me. Oh, you tell parents you don't have kids. How can you. I can tell you right now, if they're gonna murder me, I'm blaming you.

[Trey Farrow]

The amount of kids that are watching the same programming and same stuff.

[Brady]

It's not YouTube. Right?

[Trey Farrow]

It would be.

[Brady]

If the parents are doing a great job and YouTube still made them go out. We gotta do a murder plot. Because my screen said it would be non stop. Now, yes, they can be easily influenced, but if you're not paying attention, the influence can go from step 1, 2, 3, 4 to 27. And the next thing you know, they've got notes and knives and gloves. And all sorts of stuff. You're like, wait a minute. We could have caught this if we'd toss their cell every once in a while. Toss your kids cell today, Brett. High five.

[Trey Farrow]

We found out a couple years ago. I mean, we have.

[Brady]

Curvy was in a murder.

[Trey Farrow]

A lot of gangs in Gilbert.

[Brady]

Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Right. I thought we were friends. Yeah, that gang problem went away, didn't it?

[Trey Farrow]

I don't know. YouTube's fault documentary.

[Brady]

I just get sick of reading that. Kids giving unrestricted access to the Internet all day. Well, that's parenting. If they have unrestricted access to horrible visual all day long and you're not paying attention, you're raising a nut. But it's not YouTube's fault that this stuff exists. You're raising a nut bag for letting it babysit your kid 18 hours.

[Trey Farrow]

But even when you were a kid.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

And they would take certain things away. You were resourceful enough to find other avenues for that.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Trey Farrow]

I'm talking about, like.

[Brady]

But here's the thing. If they took it away from me and I found new avenues, I knew my dad would kill me, so I didn't look for new avenues. The takeaway was the one more step and you're a dead man. And I'm like, oh, boy, I better not even look for this. If I.

[Trey Farrow]

Very effective.

[Brady]

If I get caught with this again, I'm done. If they don't have any repercussions, you take away their YouTube. You can't have YouTube and. All right, whatever. You're not gonna do anything about it, and they just go find it again. And if you're. If you're letting them watch the good.

[Trey Farrow]

Parenting and a good God will keep you on the straight.

[Brady]

Sure. There's no doubt about that. That's good parenting. You have some sort of weird overlord you've made up that, you know, elf on a shelf is enough most of the time. Repercussions. Really crazy. This story pissed me off the second I read the bottom of it. Nobody got. Nobody got blamed but YouTube. Stop it. You're letting YouTube raise your kids. All right, Brady, that should have given you enough pause for thought to come up with a better idea for Rock Wars. What do you got? It's gonna be that Chinese girl.

[Trey Farrow]

No, it's the song for Dr. Strauss.

[Brady]

Nice. You're going with Ohio State. Our themes. Ohio State when they take the field in August. This should be the new theme song for Ohio State. State football based on the documentary that's on. Max, let's ban gay bar and gay bar. Rape me out. Good stuff. Gay bar. I didn't even think of that. Oh yeah. Electric sex at the gay bar. Yeah. Can't be Gay bar. Can't be raped me. What song best represents your national champion? Ohio State Rapeyes Buckeyes. The Ohio State rape guys. All right. I like that. Brady's going to take a swing at his own. Probably gonna play something Cleveland rocks or something stupid.

[Trey Farrow]

What?

[Brady]

It's 9:30. If you have a suggestion, [e-mail] you can text 97936. We got Rock Horse coming up next. Get something something. Check out H's Morning Sickness podcast at 98kupd.com Hberg's Morning Sickness. There you go. It's the cult. Here we go.

[Brett Toledo]

Here you refuse something. Can we do our own kind of protest and refuse to do something?

[Brady]

I suppose you calm down over there. Yeah, we'll get you.

[Brett Toledo]

Make it a sign.

[Brady]

Always building signs. It is time now for Rock wars and it's brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over $100,000. No credit needed. Top dollar paid with the entire process just taking several minutes. Momoney pawn.com 12th street and Indian School bring you this Rock Horse. Brady was in charge of the Rock Horse this week and to his credit taking a swing at his own beloved Ohio State University, home of Dr. Strauss the wrestling Rapeyes down there and shower fiend. Yeah, yeah, the guy used to masturbate in the shower quite a bit. So we've been talking about the Ohio State thing since that documentary happened on Max a couple of days ago. And it is damn. All the information online is damning and Ohio State has managed to their credit to keep this thing sort of out of the headlines for a long time. This is not. This should have.

[Brett Toledo]

Should have been a bigger deal rumblings of it.

[Brady]

But yeah, should have been a much bigger deal after you start to watch what went on there. 2800 sexual assault filed claims are.

[Brett Toledo]

And 100.

[Brady]

170 rapes.

[Brett Toledo]

170.

[Brady]

Oh God. So Brady did a theme song for Ohio State situation. Now that it's been kind of a big deal on the. On the HBO Max a documentary we banned Rape Me and gay Bar which Brett was evidently thinking about would have been good leap off of there. Who would you like to go first?

[Trey Farrow]

Go ahead, Johnny.

[Brady]

You like me to go first now? I don't know this song well, but it came up. It came up. It snuck up from behind much like Dr. Strauss.

[Trey Farrow]

It reached out and grabbed it.

[Brady]

I would like. Are you on 12 seconds, Rich? Yes. I would like to hear what is like August 18th, 20th, something like that when the Buckeyes take the field against the, you know, some school for the 7 year old blind kids that are in the area because they always mop up somebody week one. Please welcome to the field your national champion Ohio State Buckeyes football. Put it in My Butt by NBS Melee. NBS Melee.

[John Holmberg]

I like the other one better.

[Brady]

I want you to put it in my.

[Trey Farrow]

It's a strong opener.

[Brady]

Yeah, it is.

[Trey Farrow]

It's vers Texas.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe they won't play Sloopy this year. They'll play this.

[Trey Farrow]

It'll be a huge national audience.

[Brady]

Ohio to this and you can really kind of catch. You sing along.

[Trey Farrow]

I got something real nice.

[Brady]

But you ain't no guessing. It may be a smaller hole than.

[Trey Farrow]

What you used to. But just take your time and be patient.

[Brady]

Be cool. It may be a smaller hole than you're used to, but be patient. Be patient. The word patience involved. That's doctor's patience. That's that Ohio State's new theme song, Put it in my Butt. And the reason I found it, I was trying to search. John Lovetz has three songs he sings every time he does his show about putting things in butt and I couldn't find it because it's not like on a recording. So then this popped up. I was very proud of it. All right. I'm assuming Brett's next.

[Trey Farrow]

Brett.

[John Holmberg]

All right, all right. For this one, I think, you know, instead of messing with college kids, he needs to go online and get his game straight.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And for that we go to the king of Queens, Rob Halford. Grinder from Judas Priest.

[Brady]

That's where the thunder of the wind shines back.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no.

[Brady]

He picks this is over.

[John Holmberg]

Because he's looking for meat at Ohio State.

[Brady]

That's pretty solid.

[Trey Farrow]

Martian band can knock this out.

[Brady]

All right, the Grinder by the Priest. What's up? All right, Brady, go ahead, defend it.

[Trey Farrow]

Opening game is against University of Texas.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Trey Farrow]

Huge. So I'd like to see the marching band do this and the university to admit Mitt. I'm going with Men at Work. It's a mistake.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're an apologist for this.

[John Holmberg]

I do like this song though.

[Brady]

Yeah, I do. Too slow. It's not after crying Colin. Hey, this is solo.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody in Men at Work died.

[Brady]

You should be able to do that. We might. It's a mistake over my. I'll Go as rude as the. The rapey. All right, who wins? [e-mail] you can text 97936 and we'll find out who is the champion. Will it be Brady? It's a mistake. Come on. They're never gonna play that. More likely to play Put it in My Butt. My song. NBS Melee or Grinder from Judas Priest. John Gordon gets to pick. I'm not even if. If he says one through five and he goes number two and it's jg, I'm just. I'm not even gonna say. Give it a mic. We'll just play Grinder. We already know. Am I right? No, you would. Oh, all right. Well, maybe he's throwing a curve ball. We find out who wins Rock wars next. Something something. Check out Homework's morning sickness [e-mail] Holmberg's Morning Sickness. We find out who wins Rock Wars. Then we get into the entertainment drill. Get the F out of here. It is theme song for Ohio State. That's what we're looking at today. Brady chose It's a Mistake. Great song by Men at Work from a great song, but Cargo from the 1982 cargo album. Come on, man.

[John Holmberg]

Overkill's on there though, too.

[Brady]

Overkill's a great song. Overkill is a great song. Love it. Laszlo Bane did a cover of Overkill that I couldn't get enough. It's just such a good song.

[Trey Farrow]

And he joined in on it. Right? The dude for minute.

[Brady]

Well. And yeah, yeah. Colin Hay was on that top. Awesome. It is. Or you could choose mine. NBS Melee, Put it in My Butt or Brett's Grinder, which is. That's the theme song for Ohio State. This guy says, Jesus Christ. Brady might as well just picked It Wasn't Me by Shaggy. With the amount of denial that you're.

[John Holmberg]

In, I might have voted for him on that one.

[Brady]

That's pretty solid. If he'd have done that, I'd have given him a little extra on that one. This one says, Brett loves making fun of the gay community. Too much much. And old Pop pops just spineless. What a simp. He deserves nothing. I vote for you, John, says Brady, one moment to stand up and proclaim your distancing from Ohio State to everyone in the land, and you go and apologize for us, you apologist. You lose, Johnny. I do indeed like the literal translation of your song. Straightforward, no guessing. But you also lose. Brett wins. Grindr is so very appropriate here, Chancellor. Put it in. My butt's gonna be Stuck in my head for weeks to come. In the back of your your head, Brady. Stop being a. Stop victim blaming. You're disgusting. Should be ashamed of yourself because I must hear the full version especially if it starts Larry's show. I'm voting for John put it in my butt. That's first time that's ever been said on the show. You get my vote. John. Put it in my butt. Sup? Bread for the win says I'm going to go with the doo wop dago today. Nice choice. That's from hex. It goes on. Brett did very well today. He wanted to 10 to 6 over me and somehow or another the apologist got nothing.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

We better get to recount.

[Brady]

It's a mistake by minute work. Did not. Did not register as fitting for this topic of Ohio state mail. Man to man. B hole rape Toledo. Who got it over there?

[Brett Toledo]

Right now you've got a two vote lead over Brady.

[Brady]

Who over who? Oh, that one.

[John Holmberg]

Kirby must be off.

[Brady]

I was gonna say. All right, John G. Number one through four. Five. Five. Number three is text. That's you, that's me and that's Damn it. Champion John. I don't know how I pulled this off. And put it in my butt kicks off Larry's show in just moments. I don't even play the whole thing. It's not even dirty. It's just, you know, you got to.

[Brett Toledo]

Play some of it.

[Brady]

Oh, we'll play some. Okay. Start it where you left it like in a minute.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh.

[Brady]

Make sure there's nothing in there that gets really bad.

[Brett Toledo]

Yeah, it's a minute in. You got two minutes left in the song.

[Brady]

Let's see. Step into my dark side for a second.

[Brett Toledo]

I got back up a little bit for her lyrics.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Back it up, back it up.

[Brett Toledo]

Put it in my butt.

[Brady]

You know I like it sloppy. You know I'm always horny. I'm never gonna tell you to stop. Kiss it better. Got me writing four pitch letters. Oh, no. It gets real bad there at the end.

[Brett Toledo]

Okay.

[Brady]

We should probably. Probably avoid that song.

[Brett Toledo]

We can play snippet of it.

[Brady]

Play it at home. I think the best option.

[Brett Toledo]

It's on apple itunes.

[Brady]

Yeah, put it in my butt.

[Brett Toledo]

We just MBS M a l a.

[Brady]

Y m nbs Melee, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erected. Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] by the way, the Suns with the 10th pick have chosen that 7 foot 5 inch Chinese. They're all named ji zhangji. He's in the room. Anyway, nothing you can about it. So. Congratulations, sons. You get that 7 foot 5 inch girl still can't dunk. How tall will we have to have a girl before they can dunk? 9ft. If you have a 9 foot woman out there somewhere, that's the only way they have a dunk.

[Brett Toledo]

Wingspan doesn't put her over 10.

[Brady]

She can't leave the ground. Her girl muscles, they're bad jumpers, Evan. Why don't they get.

[Brett Toledo]

She only needs a two and a half foot arm, right?

[Brady]

Isn't there like one Olympic? Remember, they do that in the NFL all the time. Ronaldo Nehemiah.

[Brett Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Carl Lewis tried out for the ring. Rams and 49ers like they take. These guys are super fast. Go. Do you got anything here? Why can't we take one of these Olympic.

[Trey Farrow]

The high jump.

[Brady]

Jumpy jumpers. Yeah. And just say give them a basketball. It can't be any worse than what we're doing right now. Just teach her to dribble and then like run at the basket and jump. A lot of the times those track girls are hot. But you got a choice of about 35 of them at the Olympics. One of them has to be good enough to make the wnba.

[Trey Farrow]

The problem is they land on their back after the.

[Brady]

The good ones do. Yeah, all good ones end up landing on their back. You're right. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] a home of tactical black. Get on out there. Like I always say, become a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep and start learning ways around it. I guarantee you they're working on something for this hypodermic needle nonsense that's hit the news so hard. They got a plan for everything and they usually take it right out of what's going on. That's why it's ever evolving. There is no standard way to get stabbed, get attacked, or anything else. So they kind of go, oh my God, this is new. And they devised plans and methods around that. Ground fighting, stand up punching. You got to learn how to do all that stuff. And you will. And you'll find out how much fun it actually is. It's a blast. Not to mention all the self defense and all the seminars that they have available all the time. Reactdefense.com that's where you go find out all about their schedule and then just realize for two months you'll be paying 199 bucks for all of it. That's amazing. Personal training at that price is unheard of. Rackdefense.com it's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Trey Farrow]

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are throwing themselves a multi day wedding celebration in Venice this week.

[Brady]

That's what they think.

[Trey Farrow]

Hasn't been going over well with the locals. A group called no Space for Bezos has been protesting hard because they're little upset that instead of the wedding invitation says no gifts. Instead the couple will make donations to local charities and their guests honor. Basically in Venice. Why don't you donate that money? What's the problem here in the States?

[Brady]

Your people. You should be. You should be on their side.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

What's the problem with what they were.

[John Holmberg]

I thought Venice was saying.

[Brady]

No, they are. Oh, you're on Venice's side. Yeah, yeah. You know I am too. Venice has a.

[Trey Farrow]

But people don't want that to happen. They're protesting. They'd rather. If you're going to put money.

[Brady]

Sure. Because it killed. But can't they do that somewhere other than Venice and give the money to Venice?

[Trey Farrow]

About the amount that he is putting.

[John Holmberg]

You know towards United States still spending money in Venice.

[Brady]

I did see that Jeff Bezos wanted to use all the money raised to pour sand in the canals and make it an actual island. He's going to ruin Venice.

[Trey Farrow]

The entire event will reportedly cost between 10 and 20 million million for their wedding. Yeah.

[Brady]

Geez Louise.

[Trey Farrow]

Celebrity guests that will be attending. Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Orlando Bloom all.

[Brady]

By himself because he dumped that awful Katy Perry. Came to his senses after. Well, she went to space and probably came back a little bit and he didn't want to deal with it now.

[John Holmberg]

There was space, but.

[Brady]

I know, but that just really opened the door for her. Crazy. She's not normal.

[Trey Farrow]

He didn't want her to do it.

[Brady]

To go to space.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Because he knew.

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Would light her up. The. The thing about the Bezos wedding though, like Venice already has a tourist problem. So now you close it in the summer and make them.

[Trey Farrow]

It smells.

[Brady]

Yeah, well that's what I've heard. It stinks. My dad said that too. Is that you make them hog up part of Venice. It's gonna get worse than when the tourists are there. And you actually are gonna lose tourists money for a couple of days because they're repair. Well, yeah, but that's their job.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but how many millions is Bezos dropping there?

[Brady]

True, but he could do that if he cared about Venice at all. Not in Venice. And say we're going to fix Venice with all the money.

[Trey Farrow]

Just do the small wedding and give him 15 million.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

That you're going to spend on your wedding, right?

[Brady]

Shrink the wedding a little and give the, you know, cut corners. Jeff.

[Trey Farrow]

Timothy Chalamet's relationship with Kylie Jenner seems to be going great, but the Kardashians aren't cool with it because he won't hang out with them.

[Brady]

I wouldn't either. I know a bunch of lunatics. And Kanye might show.

[Trey Farrow]

They're calling him out, saying, hey, anywhere.

[Brady]

Kanye's kids are, I'm leaving. Like, we need to get out of here. Why? That's Northwest. He's not far behind. We gotta go. Go. What up?

[Trey Farrow]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, God. Get out. Run. I swear to God. Kanye's outside.

[Trey Farrow]

He's coming to pick him up.

[Brady]

Sing how? Yeah. Okay. Kanye's outside. We need to go.

[Trey Farrow]

Where's my kids?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

What a celebrity death. Bobby Sherman, teen idol. Teen idol. Died at 81.

[Brady]

Well, used to be a teen ID. Yeah. You can't stay one forever. I guess you can.

[John Holmberg]

Look at Adrian's med.

[Brady]

Brett has found photos of Adrian's.

[Trey Farrow]

He held up a little better than, you know.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Bobby Sherman looked very good at the end. Adrian's med doesn't look good now, and it's not the end yet. Adrian's a med of Grease 2 and TJ Hooker fame. Also, I believe he was Dance Fever. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure he was the last host of Solid Gold.

[Trey Farrow]

Netflix released.

[Brady]

No, that was Rex Harris. Never mind.

[Trey Farrow]

Netflix released the official trailer for the Building the Band series that's coming out, and it had Liam Payne in it as one of the judges. The family gave the okay to go ahead and show on this. Yeah, I filmed it last.

[Brett Toledo]

Want to watch that?

[Brady]

It's not. He's dying on the show, but it is a little weird.

[Brett Toledo]

Is that that same show that. Where in Excess was looking for a new single singer that. Remember that show?

[Trey Farrow]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Toledo]

Like that.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

And fans are urging AC DC to retire after a clip from their latest tour went viral. One person said, this is so painful.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Trey Farrow]

They need to stop.

[Brady]

Well, most 90 year olds aren't entertaining anymore, so it's time to. For those about the rock, we just salute you and let you go. Another one was asking Alexandra. They had a show so bad that their fans actually implored the singer to quit because he's. He can't do it anymore. But he's been screaming those songs for a while and he. A couple years ago, I think he had some sort of a surgery or he relearned how to do it and now he can't do that either. So I saw the clip and I'm like, yeah, you should take it kind of mumbling. He can't do anything and it's just bad. And the fans are like, this is terrible. And they asked him to quit on, like, that's a tough review.

[Brett Toledo]

A little bit.

[Brady]

You should quit probably. All right, that's it for us. Put it in my butt is available on itunes. I think you can go there if you're interested.

[Brett Toledo]

Enjoy with your AirPods maybe and just.

[Brady]

Blast it at your desk. Get your checkbook ready. That's it for us. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic Wednesday. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Most powerful rock radio station, he said, fully erected.