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Toledo
Hi.
Brett
There's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. And we are off and running for a glorious day where I am definitely dragging because Brady drugged me out to golf for the first time in forever. And I like the summer and I like the heat. It doesn't bother me, but I overcooked it with a guy I've never, I mean, it was the best golfer I've ever been on a course with yesterday. The guy was literally hit a drive about 360 yards and I'm like, all right, well, bring me out. I haven't played for months.
Toledo
I haven't seen a ball disappear out of my eyesight.
Brett
I think that's good. But you hit it so far it no longer. My eyes don't. It was amazing and we had a great time. But I did, I decided to kind of go around again. So 36 holes in the heat yesterday.
John Holmberg
Michael Jordan now. Jesus.
Brett
Yeah, you know, your first time back, you know, I Jumped right in. I.
Toledo
It was. It was. You know, it was one of those days where you could make the turn.
John Holmberg
But did you break any clubs?
Brett
No, I had a. I had a. I was all right. You know, I'm trying not to care that much about the game, but.
Toledo
First couple of holes were. Were iffy.
Brett
Well, the first one was fine, and then the next one, I just don't. Here's the thing about golf. I hate two things. I hate looking for a ball or having somebody look for my ball. I hate it. I hate when I see somebody just trudging around in the desert, like, almost got. I'm like, just leave it. I'll. I'll just not play anymore this hole. And it's. It's just. It's. It's. It bothers me beyond belief to have that. Just. Let's just keep going.
Toledo
I had to sneak around because, yeah, I picked up 12 Pro V1.
Brett
Yeah, I threw a couple over. And then Brady gets like. He's like, what are you doing? Because I'll just take a ball, and I'm like, this was no good. And I throw it into the desert. The reason it is that way is because I keep extra score. I figure if you've got all this grass and you put one in the desert, just write a 20 on the scorecard. Quit acting like you're going to scramble out of that. And if you touch your ball to move it, it's a 20. You're lying to yourself.
Toledo
Still a drop.
Brett
No, you're only lying to you by not taking it. You hit it into a mucky spot, and then you moved it to grass and say one. Shut up. You were going to hack away in that bush for 35 minutes that you put it. Just pick it up and put a 20 on the card. And I've watched plenty of people, Brady's not one of them, to his credit, go over, smash it in the desert, thump against a rock, come up and then walk off the green and go. Part it like, okay, I don't. I can't do it. I don't know how people live with themselves. Golf's a liar's game. And trust me, I can both with the best of them. But I don't know what. When it comes to competition, you got to keep that on the. On the straight narration.
Toledo
Play it out of the desert.
Brett
You can't. Nobody can. Everybody moves at your foot wedge. You're automatically disqualified if you want to play. And then there's people who want to play by the rules. The second you kick the ball that your. Your whole scorecard is a zero on.
Toledo
The one hold, there's a foursome coming the other way. I don't know if you saw it or not. The three guys were in the fairway over there, and the guy was close to us in the desert, and he. You see him peep up like a meerkat, see where his buddies are.
Brett
Yeah.
Toledo
And he moves his ball in the desert. I got it.
Brett
Yeah. He sees it. I've seen people. They just drop a new one. Found it. Like, it's a. That's disqualification.
Toledo
You know, it's a 20, you know, especially if you're.
Brett
If you're playing for money. But that's when the liars really kick in. So I just. You know, I'll just. I'll let it go. So the second hole, I hit a chunker, and I'm like, this is a 20. There's no point in going on here. And. And then I just. They moved on. After the second or third hole, I didn't have any more, you know, incidents of I hate the game. I. That's the biggest problem with golf, is I absolutely hate golf. And when I'm out there, I realize how much I hate it. I don't, like, search if you. It's really frustrating when there's, like, a. A park or two football fields in front of you, and you miss it.
Toledo
And you miss the park, and you're.
Brett
Like, I missed a whole park. Like, if I took a baseball and a bat, I would never miss this. But for some reason, this stupid little game, I'm. I'm over there. I'm like, I'm not. I don't want to go look for it. But the real fun of it is, Brett, yesterday, we got to play golf with the decrepit and possibly dying Dale. Hellasre. This man on a golf course is hilarious. Now, he's very fun to play with. He's a blast. And Dale was in the cart with us, with me, and we're joking. We were giving each other the business back and forth throughout the whole day.
Toledo
Solid 18 holes.
Brett
Yeah. Oh, he did a good job. But on. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We were beating each other up the whole day. Third hole, Dale puts one in a sand trap, and I'm over there, and it's down there. There's no stairs into a sand trap. You got to kind of slide down in.
Toledo
It's a deep trap.
Brett
It wasn't deep that deep, but it was for Dale.
Toledo
It may be looked at.
Brett
It was an open grave for Dale is what it was. It was hilarious. So I'm standing next to him, and he's looking at it, and I'm like, you want to use me as balance? And he goes, yeah, I'm gonna have. So I'm standing next to him, and he's got his hand on my back, and he's going into the pit, and he goes down in there. And I'm like, by the way, I got a game to play too. So you're on your own in there. You're a dick. As I walk away, that's all I hear. Cause I think you wanted me to carry him out. You're a dick. I'm like, hey, I don't think you realized how.
Toledo
Bar.
Brett
I knew exactly I was standing next to it.
Toledo
Oh, we're losing.
Brett
Oh. Part of me did it, like, on purpose, and part of me, I had a little empathy. But I also was like, this guy's always talking about his physical prowess, how he, you know, he beat me at basketball and everything else. He can't even get out of the hole.
John Holmberg
Can't wait to see that.
Brett
So. Oh, so he. Exactly. So he's down in there like, I'm leaving, dick. And then. So he gets the ball out. He gets the ball out of thing. I'm already on the other side. It was hilarious. Oh, we're all dying. And then we. I'm like, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. As Dale is doing everything he can to get out of this hole in the earth, and none of us gonna.
Toledo
Do some walks up on the tee.
Brett
I don't think you really. I don't think you realize that all three of us stood and stared back at Dale in his death hole quietly for what was about 30 seconds while he's hands on the ground, pulling himself. He's trying to, like. It was like, you know, remember in Poltergeist when they realized they were built on a cemetery and everybody starts crawling out of the earth? Or the Thriller video. And that's what Dale was. It was like a zombie corpse that still weighed too, trying to get out of his grave. Hilarious. Nothing better I've discovered than watching some wherever. We knocked Trip down. It's really fun to take old people who don't move well and. And beat them up on a golf course. Just. Just little bits. We knocked Trip down. I didn't even know he fell. And I look back, and Trip's just laying on the ground. And to me, there's nothing funnier than a grown older man on the ground. I think it's just because they're because you know why? It's not that they fell. That's not the funny part. It's watching them try to get up again. It fantastic stuff when they try to, like. Because Tripp had grass stains on his knees like a little boy. Oh, it was the best. But Dale was done and. And he got out to his credit. And then the worst part about getting out of there, it took all he had. Brett, we've been playing for 20 minutes. All he had to get out of that sand trap. He goes up, he hits his putt, and then to get back to the cart or about 15 stairs, he took three breaks. I mean, it was pretty steep. He took three breaks. Three breaks. Well, he couldn't. He was done. They just dug himself out of the planet.
John Holmberg
Frankenstein got through the village faster.
Brett
Exactly. Frankenstein moves like Fred Astaire compared to this. And at the last break on the stairs. God damn it, Johnny, if this keeps up, I'm done. Like, yeah. Well, we're on. We got. Well, let's see. Fifteen to go. Dale, you should be all right.
Toledo
We switched nines.
Brett
The best. The best.
Toledo
We went off the other course because it was.
Brett
Yeah, it was flatter. Then he actually started doing it pretty good. But man, oh, man, doesn't miss a fairway. No, he Hammond eggs and he's. And he's a blast. He's fun to play with. But if you want fun in your life, get a guy who doesn't move real well, a little bit older, and stuff him into a hole in the ground and just enjoy the rest of it.
John Holmberg
We should rent Dale out for the weekend.
Brett
Oh, if we still did the heat stroke open, Dale in the deepest trap would be like. If you give him 25. This. This was exactly what Dale looks like, Brad, as he's trying to. Going by the cemetery D as he tries to crawl out of his grave. I'm still laughing at it. I gave him crap all day. There he is. He's crawling out of the earth. Oh, knock an old man down today. I say. I think it's too fun. And I'm not saying, like, knock thriller down. Our friend thriller down the hall. He's crippled. That's not fair. But somebody older and sort of. What's the word I'm looking for? Decrepit. Knock one of those over because the get up is so worth it. It's just bump them. Just bump them, though.
John Holmberg
Who's your fanduel bet on who can get out of the soundtrack first, Thriller or Dale?
Brett
There's the contest. I gotta say Thriller really well here's why. Well, now. Geez, I don't know. I was gonna say Thriller's upper body. Here's my mistake. I was thinking to myself, thriller's upper body strength is stronger because of his crutches. But he doesn't have crutches. He just does. In my head, I picture him with two of those metal sticks. Like Junior from Breaking Bad. Yeah. This is Dale crawling out of the manhole. Oh, it looks like him, too. So fun. It does. Sort of like that guy's better looking than Dale. Hilarious.
Toledo
Sped up a little bit, which is scary. The. You're in that range where it's. It's one fall away.
Brett
Oh, yeah. No, it's. It's. Yeah.
Toledo
You don't want my grandfather at 93. Sand trap.
Brett
Drop dead in a sand trap. Sand traps kill old men. This golf course we were on at Weekle Pie yesterday, and it's over in retirement country.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brett
That is no joke for an older man.
Toledo
No, that's all. It's not. I wouldn't take my mom. Maybe the. The second one.
Brett
No, but I. I wouldn't drive him out there. I wouldn't take anybody. That's a little bit. A little bit wobbly. Dale was wobbly, but he's a man who brags all the time, so. All right. Let's climb Everest, bitch. That was hilarious. But. But you know what? To his credit, he got out and he kept going and he played pretty well, so. A riot. A laugh riot. So it made me learn something. I have a new. Have a new passion. It isn't so much that I hate golf. I think I've just hated who I've been playing with. I need more crippled people to golf with because they're hilarious to watch do stuff. It's great. Oh, you have pictures of it. Oh, that's our. Our group photo. Yeah, our group photo photo. Yeah. We have a car. It was good. We had a blast. It was really fun. And then pulling 36 out. And the dude that we played with. What's the company called?
Toledo
He's invented. It's called Stick it.
Brett
Yeah.
Toledo
And it's basically a magnetic towel that sticks to the golf cart.
Brett
Golf bag. The dude from Stick it.
Toledo
And he's got one design that is for barbecue grills. Oh, it'll just stick to your.
Brett
He's doing all sorts of stuff.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brett
And he's. This thing's going to go crazy. Like, it's already done really well. But I think he's got a lot of angles. He can go with it. It's Pretty cool. He was awesome. Why say his last name? Eglit? Eggin Egan. That's right. He's a good dude and he was a blast. And he hits a ball further and better than anyone I've ever seen in my life. And I've played with pro golfers. I play. He used to be drove.
Toledo
I mean we weren't playing but he drove three greens on par for he.
Brett
Hit a ball through guaranteed and I don't know if the thing was accurate at least 340 twice and then once I think was close to 370 and it was downhill. But I mean it was the furthest thing. I've never seen anything like it and I'm, you know, it was crazy. So. But I, there was no, there was nothing about yesterday that was going to go poorly for me after Dale was in that sand trap. And thank God it happened really early because then I kind of relaxed. I didn't have any problems. I realized, ah, why am I taking this so seriously? He's going to die today. And I'm sitting here worried about my next shot. And it was nice.
Toledo
That was, it was a quality stomach work.
Brett
Oh yeah. The last. We kept going and then. But the best part of it is, is when you realize that there's a chance this, you might be spending like you might be spending time with somebody on their last day. It really, you really put everything in perspective like this could be his last day. There's something. Something. Check out homework's Morning Sickness podcast@98kupd.com this 4th of July.
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Toledo
Well, he just. Yeah. I mean, that was the downfall.
Brett
Well, yeah. Well, he was 90 also, right. Yeah. But, yeah, getting in sand as an old man, bad idea. You don't take him to. You've seen Biden on the beach. It's horrifying. Oh, so much fun. I really enjoy that. So far this morning, the president has not sworn.
John Holmberg
Oh, man.
Brett
Yesterday was like. I think we hit a plateau there with awesomeness with the President. I got that clip where somebody got rid of all the ambient noise, and it's just Trump saying they don't know what they're doing over and over and over and over, which I can't get enough of. So we'll keep our eyes open and our ears open for the president's next vulgarity. Because I loved it. As I'm here for nothing more than the.
Toledo
I kind of like what you're saying. Yesterday, hearing it more and more that the fact that what has happened is historical as far as setting the setback of Iran and the nuclear. Doing the plutonium thing, refining uranium. I don't know if it's.
Brett
Yeah. Some people are.
Toledo
Now, I think it's just a couple of months setback.
Brett
Yeah. We're arguing with ourselves whether or not it was a big enough strike. And now he's fighting back, going, yes, all right, fine. Whatever. Who cares? Just keep cussing, man. Let's keep this going. You're the iron cheek of politics. I love it. But I am worried. They're now issuing warnings at the Download festival that's coming up in England and the other one, the Aussie show, they're putting out warnings now saying, all right, the hypodermic needle thing's a problem. Does it have that stabbing mess in France? And now that's the new fear for concert goers is that we're all going to get stabbed by hypodermic needles and syringe attacks.
John Holmberg
Oh great. I'm going parkway driving. Kill switch next week.
Brett
You're going to get stabbed by. You're getting stabbed by a cracky.
Toledo
I want to get that. Design a suit like for John Wick.
Brett
You know, that was especially here at the. At the Talking Stick Shed. Nothing better than being dressed in asbestos all day in 110 degrees so you don't get stabbed by a crackhead. Sounds like a great night. You know what? I think I'll just watch their concerts on YouTube from now on. That's what a horrifying thing that is. And I told you my. My irrational fears yesterday. And one of them has always been a dirty druggies hypodermic needle. I.
Toledo
It's your triple whammy is getting out of your car. Achilles gets cut. You hit the ground.
Brett
And he stabs me. And then takes paper and then manila envelope to the tip of my penis. I. I can't. I have to. I have to stand up. I can't. That one gets me.
Toledo
Why? The other guy's holding you down with the other needle on your eye.
Brett
Yeah. Okay. I don't care about needles to the iron. Good. My biggest fear is those awful manila envelopes open before they're sealed, being sliced across the tip of your penis or across your eyeball. We'll be right back. I can't. That makes my wiener just. Oh, it's awful, ladies thinking that or between your toes. I just like paper cuts with those giant envelopes and that noise they make. Those are irrational fears.
Toledo
So quick.
Brett
Those are wildly irrational fears of mine. Wildly irrational because they're just probably not going to happen. But now the hypodermic needle one's starting to be a thing. And so many people.
Toledo
I don't like talking about it.
Brett
Between ozempic, peptides, steroids, diabetes. There are so many people. The cat, my cat has diabetes. I've got a. A shelf in my house. Had diabetes of needles. Loads of.
Toledo
It is interesting how it's tons of more lenient. Oh, you can get that. You can do It. You can do it yourself.
Brett
Now everything is shoot yourself with this, shoot yourself with that. You want to shot at home. Like, just testosterone. If you want to go, you can do shots. Are you doing? I do, yeah. You got needles at your house?
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah.
Toledo
It saves a trip.
Brett
Yeah, it's. Everybody's got needles now. It's easy to get them. So now this whole thing where they're stabbing you with these little things.
John Holmberg
Did they catch these guys?
Brett
I don't even know. They got 12 of them, and they think there's a ton more.
Toledo
Oh, Jesus.
Brett
I know. So it's like. It's a.
John Holmberg
Did they figure out what they shot him with or.
Brett
Needle? Yeah, they were. I didn't read the rest of that, but they were saying they thought it was Rohypnol. They were trying to. But that doesn't make any sense to me because. Why would you date rape people? Like, drive by.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
Like date races.
Toledo
And if you're doing it, you. You want to make sure. Or, like, they're solo because, like, your friends.
Brett
Right.
Toledo
You got it. Oh, man.
Brett
Well, yeah. When you lay down and there's 15 bodies laying around because they've all been roofied, and then you just go pick up your victim. It doesn't make sense in a group. So I would assume it's. I assume in a few years, all these people that got stabbed, all of them have aids.
Toledo
Well, you're. The other thing is, is you're pretty much not going to be allowed to take anything in.
Brett
No. You're gonna have to go in and, like, barrel boy. Everybody's gonna be dressed like. Barrel boy is gonna have the barrel on those old 1800s movies where the guy had no clothes, so he wore.
John Holmberg
A barrel suspenders with the barrel on. That's it.
Brett
That's all you're allowed to have. And. Yeah. And you thought Covid social distancing was bad. Everybody's going to be in their own pod. It's. It's horrifying. The needle thing is scary. And I can't imagine that when they said that, oh, it's just date rape, roofy stuff. And I'm like, no, a group attack. They're. They're shoving diseases in people. There's something going on there that has to be, because there'd be no other reason to. There's no reason to mass date rape a crowd. It just doesn't add up at all. And you're telling me it wasn't organized or like 12, 13 different dudes are shooting people all over the crowd? There's those were.
Toledo
Imagine if it is something like a.
Brett
Covid or let's dirty. It's dirty needles. And it's horrifying to me because I, you know, everywhere you go there's. There's certain things like again like I always talk about this but up a tactical black where you know like a knife attack seems almost reasonable. And half the time knife attacks you don't see the knife. It's those little shivs those guys carry and they hide them like in prison. That's the thing. They're like the second you realize you're cut, you're like I'm bleeding. They got to stop it.
John Holmberg
You're getting not breaking out Crocodile Dundee or nothing.
Brett
Most knife attacks don't happen with a guy holding a knife in the air and going I've got it. You know, like it you. It's very much like ow. What? What the hell was that? And then you realize I've been stabbed. There's video after video after video of people who get stabbed like 15, 20, 25 times and they're still fighting because like halfway through don't realize that this is going on. They're just getting tanked and you're eventually going to bleed out. But they grabbed it. Grab the blade, grab the blade, grab the blade.
Toledo
And then you see, it's terrible taking shots too.
Brett
Oh, you get.
Toledo
Yeah, I still coming at you.
Brett
Yeah. It's a tactical black thing. They've got a little vest that you wear for these things and it simulates being hit by a shot while you're under attack. And then afterwards Jay always says, did you feel that? I feel what? He goes, you got shot twice. The little gauge on the thing says to and he goes, you want to feel it now that you don't have adrenaline going. And I've watched like big grown men hit the ground when he hits the button and they went right through it while they were in the middle of a fight not realizing it happened. So yeah, it's weird not to get all into that. But I mean, you know the needle thing, that's an entirely different game and entire just avoiding crowds altogether. Starting to get to the point like you said, puts a barrels on and. Yeah, but yeah, that's the thing. I think Brady's right. I think we all John Wick. We have to wear really thick needle proof suits now to our 112 Degree Parkway Drive concerts. Where's that one?
John Holmberg
The Shed.
Brett
It is at the Shed. Oh boy. And well have fun out there, Brad. Now what's op live that's what the cops biggest fears are. You got anything in your pocket's going to poke me, stab me, or stick me like. No. And then they reach in there and there's always a needle. It's like, you bastard.
Toledo
This one.
Brett
Well, I didn't think that. Well, besides that, jackass. Yeah. Too many people have needles. I think we got too much of it. You can dirty up in Ozempic if you wanted to. That's like you could dirty up one of those Ozempic needles. I don't think people with those like Ozempic needs are really into giving everybody the. The Ebola, but. So they're warning people up at that download.
Toledo
Maybe, maybe that was their passion. They're like, you could lose some weight. And they're picking up maybe.
Brett
You know what? It's expensive.
Toledo
Yeah.
Brett
It's kind of like when it's Mr. Beast, when he goes around and gives people a ton of things. It's like, look, fatty's I'll do this, but you won't even know it. Little like, he's the Oprah Ozempic for you. Ozempic for you. And it's like, that's 500 bucks a month. That's pretty. Ozempic's not cheap.
John Holmberg
It's a loss leader. They're trying to get you in.
Toledo
I'm gonna go to more outdoor concerts.
Brett
Oh, I'll tell you this. If it's what I think it is, you're gonna lose weight from this shot. It's just not Ozempic. It's those AIDS they're giving you. You got loaded up with AIDS at a concert. Brett. Brett's gonna come back all skinny in a couple months. Brett, you look great. And then four months like, Brett, it's too much. It's the aids.
John Holmberg
Like South Dallas Buyers Club and stuff.
Brett
Yep. There is that moment with AIDS where you really are at your peak. And that's. And then it's it. And then it's not coming back. That's the problem. Like, you're ripped, like South Dallas, like couple.
Toledo
You think you go through that?
Brett
Like, it's like, yeah, oh, yeah. Cancer and stuff. You have. Like, you'll lose weight from the chemo and all that and you don't look good. And then aids. AIDS is not good. So then you get that. Yeah. All those people go through that moment where, you know what? And the best news, when you recover. But aids, you don't recover from aids. Hiv. But I watched that HBO special about the AIDS years ago and those guys that had it like, A couple of them were chubby, and then they just looked great for like a month. And then it was. Then it was really bad. Now it's not worth it. You should just get a treadmill. I don't recommend AIDS for weight loss, even though it used to be the name of a weight loss drug in the 80s. So one of the funniest commercials that's on the Internet is take aids, lose weight. But it was a Y ds. Yeah, you got to be, you know, all illness that kind of sucks your. Your weight away. There's a moment, it's the same as bulimia. I've said that for a long time. Bulimia works if you know when to stop. It's not good for you. But no, like, massive weight loss. Thing is, at a certain point, Paula Abdul in that jungle video she did, Remember that when she said that was at the height of my biology. That's right. She looked amazing and then took it too far. If she just stopped right there. Bulimia worked. I don't recommend it for anyone, but there is a point where you're at.
Toledo
Your stopping is the hard part.
Brett
Stopping tends to be where they kind of get addicted to throwing their food up. I don't think it's a good idea at all. But there's no denying the results are what you are shooting for. It's just gonna go haywire on.
John Holmberg
Karen Carpenter tried it.
Brett
Karen Carpenter went anorexic. She just stopped eating. And I'm sure for a minute people were telling her, you look amazing. And that's the thing that keeps them going. Then your brain takes over and it ruins it. Again, not an advocate, you know, a realist. There's a certain point where it's like, this is working. Well, yeah, it's working. Heroin, cocaine, you'll lose weight, but it's not good for you. I'm not a doctor, but who the cares? I'm right. I know I'm right on this. But enjoy your aids, because you're gonna. Everybody's gonna get it. If you go to the Parkway Drive show, you're gonna end up with a. It's good. Have fun out there.
John Holmberg
That'd be great.
Brett
Everybody in a crowd now. That's all. If they're. If they're pre warning you, then people know, like, the powers that be are like, oh, crap. The threats are happening. We've heard about this. We didn't want to scare people. It's commerce.
Toledo
It's a UK thing, John.
Brett
Sure. It's never gonna be here. Ideas, they don't travel overseas. The. The thing that always gets me is that when there's commerce and it's massive crowds, they never tell you anything bad's coming. They just kind of keep an eye on it. This. This. The people have known that. Especially if it's a terror attack like that where there's multiple people stabbing somebody at some French show, they know what's going on. The French are always the first ones. They had the first guy that lit people on fire. They had the first guy that drove into a crowd on Bastille Day a few years ago. First ones that kind of went away from the guns and the knives and, you know.
Toledo
So let's just hope this is a trend and it'll stop pretty soon. It's like any trend.
Brett
Yeah. Maybe it's just a tick tock thing. You're right, Brady. That's very positive. It's a very positive attitude you've taken. You should go be a lawyer at Ohio State because that is some rose colored nonsense. Yeah, there's something. Something. Check out homework's morning sickness podcast@98kupd.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. Oh, it was tough golfing behind Brady yesterday.
John Holmberg
Was he getting pissed again?
Brett
No, no. He was good yesterday. But being in the cart ahead of us, I had to stare at his. His rape support head covers. He's got his Ohio State head covers. I'm like, oh, he's a rape supporter. I didn't realize that he's a man.
Toledo
I forgot. Dr. Strauss signed it.
Brett
Yeah. Doctor. Yeah, but it's. It says, good luck with your next rape, Dr. Strauss. That's a rape support. It's a big testicle with eyes on his driver. And I'm like, brady, why do you have this big. It's in rape support. And he goes, that's Brutus. Brutus Buckeye. It's not a rape support. I'm like, no, you might as well have a flag that says I love rape with a buckeye on it. Or the o. The big red O with the leaves.
Toledo
They might have to sit a couple rounds.
Brett
Yeah. Until this settles itself. Man. I gotta. I've talked to. This lives with you. That documentary about Ohio State stays.
John Holmberg
I gotta watch it.
Brett
Several conversations with people. What would she say?
Toledo
But I told her, you need to watch it.
Brett
Oh, she hasn't seen it.
Toledo
And then she told me because she, you know, would see Russ a lot when he'd come over to my dad. Russ, hello. The coach.
Brett
Yeah.
Toledo
And she goes, he. She remembers him talking about, we got to get our own Facility for years.
Brett
Yeah.
Toledo
Because he knew. Evidently, there's a lot of gay people that were showering in the same facility.
Brett
That doesn't mean they're gonna rape you.
Toledo
Well, no. Right. Buddy was saying the wrestlers need their own. So sometimes they can't get in the shower because they're waiting on people in the shower room. Because it was. It was.
Brett
You're making him worse.
Toledo
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Brett
That's a bad person. We need to segregate the gate.
Toledo
And he was. He was using that because he was like. He's making the point that it was not only that. It's just they can't even have access.
Brett
To the showers after practice, all the homosexuals.
Toledo
Because it's the. It's the general pop in there.
Brett
Too many gays. This guy that is painting a worse picture.
Toledo
Well, he would mention that, but he was just saying, also the fact that it was open campus in the showers.
Brett
And it'd be packed with homos.
Toledo
Layered with homo.
Brett
Tell you what there, Bunny. I don't want to sound like a jerk or anything, but facility for my wrestlers needs to be different. Because I can't believe how many homos we got over at Ohio State wanting to scrub their nuts in front of my boys.
Toledo
And whether or not that's why I'm like, I would love to hear his side. Because, like, as far as a letter writing.
Brett
Yeah.
Toledo
Because she was saying, you know, at the same time, she knows him. He's like, oh, what a night. You know? But he. He was talking about. Always complaining about how they don't have their own facility and problems. And he goes, I could see him. Or she said, I could see him going to the board. Verbally. He wasn't.
Brett
He couldn't write.
Toledo
I'm not a writer.
Brett
His hands didn't work right.
Toledo
Well, probably.
Brett
So why didn't he text back to the guy? I can't write?
Toledo
Maybe he did. That's what I'm saying. Like, what if. What's their side? Then none of them would respond to him.
Brett
That would have been better. But it's a good thing he didn't talk on camera, from what you're seeing, because he would have been like, well, yeah, I wanted the wrestlers to have their own building.
Toledo
Oh, you. Yeah, definitely.
Brett
We're everywhere.
Toledo
You wouldn't want him talking on the.
Brett
Camera too much, I'm sure. Well, look, he's from a different time. I'm sure the homo F word scared him. He used it constantly. That's the. Look, there's no getting around the fact that all of our grandparents said horrible slurs constantly as a normal. Right.
Toledo
Go back to the 90s where you're with everything constantly.
Brett
It was a. Every one of my friends got barraged with it.
John Holmberg
You heard the first N.W.A album, you're.
Brett
Like, all right, not that one. I didn't throw that. But the homo F word. Yeah, that was. Well, that was in there, too.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
Oh, yeah, that's true.
John Holmberg
That's what I'm saying.
Brett
Am I talking about NWA wouldn't stop with that. Oh, easy E was big on that.
John Holmberg
Big time.
Brett
Yeah. So, yeah, that most recently has ended towards like, oh, clutch your pearls. Did I just hear that word?
Toledo
I told her, you got to watch it because over and above everything else, they dropped the ball this big time.
Brett
Well, let me make sure that your mom doesn't go on his defense, because she's like, he was a good man. He tried to get the wrestlers their own facility to get away from those like, oh, Bunny, no. So many queer dicks in that room. And my boys are trying to scrub up after a match. It's. That's a strange one. And especially because the doctor was always in their shower. It's a. It's a tough documentary. But behind you and your rape support bag. It was tough for me yesterday to kind of having just seen that and then stare at Brutus the rapist. Yeah.
Toledo
Go Buckeye.
John Holmberg
Imagine if Thomas Wells kid went to Ohio State.
Brett
Oh, you'll nay have my boy go to Ohio State.
Toledo
Thomas Wells was a coach.
Brett
How in the world did you guys turn a community shower into some sort of gay hangout?
Toledo
Dr. Strauss would have disappeared within six months.
Brett
By the way, every community showers a little bit gay, so, you know, it's an. If you don't attract gays, I'd be surprised. There's naked dudes in the men's room all together in a community shower. A couple gay guys are going to be checking that out.
Toledo
So, yeah, you know, I think the envy of all the other sports in a way that. Wait a minute. You know, the football has their own. The top of the line facilities and everything. Wrestling.
Brett
And Andy says, does Brady realize when he defends Ohio State, he gets so nervous, he sounds like he might have done something you do kind of scramble on them. That wasn't a good defense of Coach Ellickson. But even worse defense was playing behind Brady yesterday while he openly and wildly supported rape of men. Oh. Oh, no, it's bad. It's.
Toledo
It's. You know all the documentaries that you watch? Yeah, it's the first one like, oh my God.
Brett
Yeah, I gotta. Well, that's the crazy part is that.
Toledo
And those are those and all of those.
Brett
Yeah.
Toledo
Coleman and the other three wrestlers. I didn't know the step Sabado. I did.
Brett
Yeah.
Toledo
No Jim Jordan.
Brett
Well, you guys were hanging around those showers a lot.
Toledo
My dad was the president of the wrestling boosters for I wish you.
Brett
And. And he got. Did he get shower with all the guys?
Toledo
He did.
Brett
He probably did because all those were in there and that's hot. It was probably like. It was like probably a Village People video.
Toledo
He didn't shower with him, but he was allowed to give them physical.
Brett
That's so nice. And you get a free Brutus head cover for every set of nuts you. It's like getting a buckeye sticker on your helmet and the whole time.
Toledo
What's wild is. I mean, of course he's not. He traveled with the team, went to the big ten.
Brett
Your dad? Yeah, he was in. He was in on this rape culture.
Toledo
Well, that's what I want. He never knew about Dr. Strauss.
Brett
You suppose your dad was in the back? Eat him. Get him. Get him. Squeal.
Toledo
He might have been spooning with like Zed with the.
Brett
With the gimp fiction. I wish he came out.
Toledo
He was still alive. At least I could ask.
Brett
You could have talked to your dad. Yeah, that's the. It stinks. But you know what? I'm glad your dad is gone before this stuff. This. Sure. This is devastating to him.
Toledo
I mean, he was around when some of it was coming to service because the Sabado was the one who kind of started the ball rolling.
Brett
But you find out your friends are crooked beasts and you just feel duped and miserable and awful and you're like, oh, this guy's been in my house. And like, this isn't painting you in a good light. Now I'm going to call you and you're going to lie to me. And I know you're going to lie to me because you got to cover your own ass. And this doesn't look good. You're going to tell me the documentary sucks, and then you just. Their next obvious question is, why didn't you do anything?
Toledo
Well, and then you can't seem like, you know, you can understand how that can go. How did that go on without me knowing?
Brett
He knew.
Toledo
And so.
Brett
But without your dad, how does.
Toledo
How does.
Brett
Yeah, well, that's rumors.
Toledo
You know what he talked about. Yeah, yeah, but the Michael Vick thing, it wasn't like the guy this. It was a new thing to him, it'd been going on for years.
Brett
He did a pretty good job of hiding all that. As far as like.
Toledo
But how many other players that would.
Brett
Be that there were people who knew for sure. There's always people who know. There's always people who know. But the.
Toledo
That would at least you know they're buying the breed from at the time. Even though they might not be fighting the dogs and they're still getting them.
Brett
From Bad news Kennels was made. Yeah, there's people who knew for sure. It doesn't mean that you know he's the only bad guy. Just means you support rape with your golf bag. That's all I know I support knocking old people down, but that's as far as I'll go. I'm not gonna rape him afterwards. Like, we had to keep Brady off of Dale in that sand trap because when Dale got in there, he pulled his Brutus off of his driver and went, let me at him. Let me at him. He's weak. And I'm like, no, no, no, calm down. We gotta get him in the shower.
Toledo
Get him.
Brett
Get him. Brady, calm down. I'm sorry. I lived close to Ohio State as a boy and we. Those homos. Yeah. Your mom shouldn't be defending that coach by saying things like that. Trying to get us. Well, he tried for years Brady to get his own facility.
Toledo
He's always got so.
Brett
Shower full of homes. Finally got their own facility because of the gays.
Toledo
Yep.
Brett
It sort of is though. Like, your mom's first thought was he used to talk about how many gays were in the shower and he tried to get his boys out of there. And that was the dudes that was on top of his mind for your mom to remember that. That means he brought that up a few times. You can't take a shower without banging into a gay dick. I gotta get these kids out of there. I can't. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a bunch of homo's erections. Anyway. Oh, age.
Toledo
Oh.
Brett
I'll come back next week for cards. Yeah. If I don't get attacked by all the shower and homeless. You know, I gotta give it to them. They're very clean.
Toledo
They shower a lot.
Brett
Shower all day long. Because what. Let me put this. Like, you've got incredibly athletic wrestlers in the best shape of their lives in their early 20s. And you didn't think gay guys were gonna come. You didn't think. You didn't think gays were gonna find that out and say, wait, we can go in the Showers with them. Let's do this. Because right now if the Swedish bikini team had an open shower, I'm going.
Toledo
I mean it's 20, 30 years ago. It's like I just want to go to the rest stop and it's a hookup spot.
Brett
Now you're telling me now that it's like male models at the rest stop gonna be there. What kind of culture have we created with all these naked, incredibly handsome, chiseled boys that drew in all these homosexuals. Could it be the open showering policy? I don't know. Why is that Dr.
Toledo
So pruney Coleman gets in about 3:40 in the shower room.
Brett
This is why I miss the. The olden days of TV and commonalities in culture is because now I got to tell everybody you got to watch this. You got to watch this. It used to just be On Tuesday at 8 o' clock on ABC, the Ohio State and everybody saw it. Now you're explaining stuff and you got this and it's brutal. But we used to. This would have been one of those things everybody would have been buzzing about if it was appointment tv. But now that everybody can watch whenever they want. You gotta. It's this. Have you seen it? Have you seen it? And then. So then I can make fun of Brady on the golf course. Like have you seen the thing about. No, I haven't yet. Well then I can't make again. I can't tell you why. I'm about to tell you Brady supports rape because it's hilarious to us. But pretty good. It's good. And Dale's probably going to go home and watch it today while he lays in the sand like he's on. Like he's on the beach like David Hasselhoff. But really he's just laying in sands at a golf course. Good luck David. Deal. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 5-859-800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98K upd, wake up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Released: June 25, 2025
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Timestamp: 01:32 - 07:08
The episode kicks off with Bret and Brady sharing their recent golfing experience with their friend Dale. Bret humorously recounts their day on the golf course, highlighting Dale's struggles with escaping a sand trap.
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The hosts discuss their frustrations with golf, particularly the challenges of finding lost balls and dealing with difficult course conditions. Bret expresses his disdain for the game, emphasizing his preference for the company of friends over the sport itself.
Timestamp: 05:08 - 09:19
A significant portion of the conversation revolves around Dale's predicament in a sand trap. Bret describes how Dale struggled to climb out, leading to a series of humorous yet sympathetic exchanges among the group.
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The incident serves as a backdrop for the hosts to discuss their camaraderie and the lighthearted teasing that occurs among friends during challenging situations.
Timestamp: 16:30 - 26:42
Shifting topics, the hosts delve into recent warnings issued for upcoming music festivals like Download Fest in England and another event in Australia. They express concerns about the rise of hypodermic needle attacks, drawing parallels to previous incidents in France.
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The discussion highlights fears surrounding public safety at large gatherings, with the hosts speculating on the motivations behind these attacks and the potential health risks involved.
Timestamp: 28:01 - 37:53
A contentious segment of the episode focuses on Ohio State University, where Bret and Dick Toledo discuss alleged misconduct and cultural issues within the university's athletic programs. The conversation touches on historical abuse, the treatment of athletes, and internal policies.
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The hosts debate the impact of these controversies on personal relationships and the broader reputation of OSU, reflecting on past events and their lingering effects.
Timestamp: 37:53 - End
The episode concludes with the hosts engaging in light-hearted banter, reflecting on their experiences and teasing each other about past incidents. They reinforce the camaraderie that underpins the show, despite the intense topics discussed.
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The hosts wrap up by inviting listeners to tune in next week, maintaining the show's engaging and informal tone.
Conclusion:
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the hosts navigate a blend of humorous personal anecdotes and serious discussions on public safety and institutional controversies. Through candid conversations and shared experiences, John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo offer listeners an insightful and entertaining start to their day.
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