
Loading summary
Brett
You're listening to the HMS podcast brought to you by MMP Guns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories.
Brady
This fourth of July, celebrate family fun and the freedom to save with your Valley Chevy dealers. It all starts with spectacular offers available now at the Valley Chevy July 4th event. You'll have the freedom to choose from an extensive lineup ready for all adventures ahead, including popular models like the legendary Silverado with four powerful engine choices. The road trip ready Equinox blending first class comfort with intuitive tech. And the feature packed Chevy tracks with undeniable value. No matter how you celebrate the 4th of July, it's always better in a Chevy. But don't miss out. Visit a Valley Chevy dealer near you today.
Dale
Still streaming Hberg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com hey, could you play that video one more time? Because I want Brad to see a.
John
See beautiful golf swing if he can.
Dale
Count how many wins.
John
In the meantime time. While Dale's meaningless video plays for nobody but himself. Brett can watch. And Brett's gonna go, wow, John looks like really good on a golf course.
Dale
Brad, I want you to be honest.
John
Look at him now. I have a bit of a hit. Is there a video. Is there sound on this? You screaming, oh, he's a can't because you're cussing. Well, there's a few waggles. I'm lining the ball up and getting myself straight, getting focused. I'm getting high on it. I'm feeling good and I'm officially there. Here we go. And there's the swing. Oh, it's gorgeous.
Dale
And I had to watch that for.
John
18 holes at least three times a hole.
Dale
Brad, did you count how many there were?
Brett
There's over 10. It's like 13 or 14. There's over 10. I started losing count.
John
I would. I would show you the video of Dale. Dale crawling out of the earth to try to get out of that sand trunk. I ran out of film. It took too long. You can't count.
Howie
Battery one.
Brett
Well, how many. How many waggles are you supposed to have?
Dale
You're supposed to have. No, Brady has no waggles. Brady puts them all. The ground steps behind him. Matt down the fairway.
John
Not true. And he wiggles a little. It's not like my. I admit it.
Dale
Yeah, you.
John
You take 15 minutes to get the club from the cart to the thing.
Dale
You can complain, exaggerate to make you.
John
Complain the whole time.
Dale
You're a heckler.
John
Why do they make the cart so far away from the tee box? How often I had to hear that.
Dale
Did you agree with me?
John
Just because I wanted you to. Shut up.
Dale
Agree with me.
John
I'm like, I wish I Dale. I also wish these cart paths were closer to the tee box so you'd be quiet.
Dale
I'm like, why the hell is there 100 yards for the cart bat to.
John
The tee box every single time.
Dale
And you said, yeah, look, they could have put it right over there.
John
Yeah. And I said, you should go over there. I'll meet you there. And it sped away. Anyway, it's time now for the entertainment drill. Dale has done enough damage to himself and everyone else around him, and Howie does take it up the butt. Did you talk to Howie about that? Was he hurt?
Dale
No, he was pissed.
John
Was he? It pissed him off.
Dale
Oh, yeah.
John
No, King, that would make you mad. I'd giggle. I'd spread my cheeks. You gotta. You gotta defuse that.
Dale
Do you think spread your cheeks would diffuse?
John
Aiming it at him and waving it? They'd be like, yeah.
Dale
How?
John
He's in on it. It doesn't bother him. We gotta stop. Can't let strangers bug you with words.
Dale
Did I ever tell you that, like, later on in my career, 30, 39, 40, that you took it up a. I always had to pee in the second half of a game. Oh. If the temperature got below 50, I had a pee. Okay. So what. What would happen was it'd be a nice weekend. So they wouldn't pack the winter gear.
John
Yeah.
Dale
But they'd always bring two jackets.
John
Sure.
Dale
They're the equipment guys. And then we just make eye contact somewhere. End of the third quarter, I go sit on the bench. They pull the things out.
John
They cover you up in your pee in a cup right onto the ground. Disgusting animal.
Dale
You're an animal in front of 70,000 people. I didn't have stage fright.
John
You know what's great about that? Dale played, what, 16 years in the NFL. You peed probably 12 times a year right there on the field.
Dale
Yeah.
John
No one ever saw it.
Dale
No.
John
That says something. I mean, not one sighting.
Dale
They thought it was a creature.
John
That's right. There's no curiosity at all. No photos, no nothing. There's just.
Howie
Dale Gatorade had a tint to it.
John
Dale spilling what looks like a water out of the front of his stomach. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com the Home Tactical black self defense training. They've got it all figured out for you to become. We saw that tape at the dog park. Today. Stick defense. That lady did nothing right in that. And she had she had any stick defense, she wouldn't have gotten clunked in the top of that.
Howie
She had five seconds to move out of the way.
John
Well, first off, yeah, there was super fast. She did a lot wrong. Yeah, the dude had to go get the weapon. We do stick defense all the time. And there's like a really weird thing to not getting clunked in the. In the melon with it. And it's fun to do stick defense. Guns, knives, any sort of weapon you can think of, anything that's actually been in the news. They have tested and tried systems and it works out great. So you can check it all out. Be good at defending yourself and the people around you and get in great shape doing it. Reactdefense.com that's the place you go. It's the home of tactical black, Brady and Dale entertainment.
Howie
Here's a list of celebrities that have famous parents.
John
You might have Dakota Johnson right off the bat.
Howie
Right. Martha Plimpton.
John
George Plimpton. And Keith Carradine. Oh, it's Keith. Oh, wow.
Dale
There is a George Plimpton.
John
I know. Hey, this is the paper lion.
Howie
Lily Collins.
John
I have no idea. That one. She's a singer. I didn't know that was Phil Collins. Kid. Really?
Howie
Red Fu.
John
Brett.
Brett
Marvin Gaye. Something with. Something with someone. Motown.
Howie
He is a son of Motown founder Barry.
John
Oh, Barry Gordon.
Brett
Okay.
John
Yeah.
Brett
Yeah. I knew it was something.
John
Almost never heard of that guy.
Howie
Mason Gooding.
John
Cuba Gooding?
Howie
Yep.
Brett
Red Foos. Lmafo.
John
Oh, that guy. I knew that.
Howie
Coco Jones.
John
Coco Jones singer. Is that Rashida Jones's sister? That would be Quincy Jones's daughter.
Howie
Father's ex NFL player Mike Jones, the.
John
Linebacker for the Rams and Steelers for a year. Throw that in there. Mike Jones is the one. Everybody says he made the stop in the super bowl against Tennessee.
Brett
Mike Jones.
John
It was a lot further than a yard. The Titans are a little too excited about that play. Plus it only would have tied the game.
Dale
It was a yard and a half.
John
He still. And they're reaching. He didn't even make it to the goal line. It was a good tackle, but it.
Dale
Wasn'T like it was a game saving season saving task.
John
It was his job. Stand in the middle of the field with a wide receiver. He never had a chance to get that last.
Howie
Dale's got a great story.
John
All right, go ahead. Hurry up, Dale. Waggle waggle.
Dale
Sabrina Carpenter. You know Sabrina. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
John
Show a picture. Go ahead.
Dale
I. I've never Seen her. Caused a lot of chaos when she released the COVID art of her upcoming album, Man's Best Friend.
John
She's crawling around in a black dress, guy's pulling her hair, and she's got her face in this crouch. It's pretty great. He'll show you.
Dale
Seriously, you know more about stuff that doesn't matter than any person I know.
John
It's brain power. I got brain. I pay attention.
Howie
And a few million others.
John
Yeah, I absorb. Yeah, exactly. Sabrina Carpenter's kind of known. All right, here's the. There's the picture. That's her album cover right there. Or she's. Oh, she's good looking too. She's a keeper.
Dale
Okay.
John
Better than that Taylor Swift, that.
Dale
It said it showed her on her knees in front of a man who's got a handful of her hair. It's not clear if she listened to the critics who found it sexist or if she's being sarcastic.
Howie
It's almost like Spinal Tap, but.
Dale
Yeah, yeah, that's right. But yesterday she released an alternate cover where she's standing and holding on to a man in a suit.
John
He's holding her against his chest.
Howie
Said, God approves.
John
Right?
Dale
Oh, oh, said an Instagram post. She says that this cover is, quote, approved by God.
John
Yeah, exactly. Because she got hit with a bunch of pious.
Dale
Really?
John
That's. Look at her.
Brett
Although it's all over her Facebook, so don't. Don't pull the card.
John
She knows she's not doing that. She's making fun of them. Yeah, yeah. She's making fun of the people that. Yeah, yeah. But she's not being as whorish. She's special. Now, that cart girl, I'd flirt with.
Dale
Oh, how about the girl and car.
John
Girl and that one, too, because she wanted to show everybody her cans. I thought I was helping you. She was this close to showing everybody's cans.
Dale
I need help.
John
She actually. Brady, she actually said, I'd show you my cans if it wasn't for your dad. And I said, that's not my dad. And she goes, that's Frankenstein. I'm like, yeah, he's not my dad. There's Sabrina in underwear and a puppy. I mean, that's about as good as it gets right there. Girl holding a puffy standard.
Dale
I'll give her more than 20%.
John
You'd up to that? I was smart. All right, that's it. We're done. Dale, excellent job. Proud of you.
Dale
Thank you.
John
You're going out tonight? Yeah, Bert's going out to 75th Avenue and Encanto. He's going back to the west side. You treated him.
Brett
Couldn't get enough today, you know, I.
John
Was like, all right. He treated him so well on 35th Avenue. He's going to 75th Avenue. Be at EOS tonight from 5 to 7 with all sorts of stuff to give you. Tons of it. In fact, Brett will take care of you once again because you guys were so nice to him today. That's it for us. Tomorrow's Friday.
Dale
Where are you going, Brady?
John
Home.
Howie
Home.
John
That's it. Maybe you two should go golf. You can't do it. You got to take a dab. I understand. It's a lot of moving around for you. We're done. Larry's. Oh, no, Sean's in. Where's Larry? He's not here at all.
Brett
Sean's board hopping.
John
Oh, is he here? Oh, I didn't know. I can't see him in there. Okay, so Larry is here. Sean's just kind of hanging around with Larry today. I don't know. Something's fishy happen.
Brett
That doesn't matter.
Howie
He's not Larry. He's John Gordon.
John
John Gordon. All right, I'll call Sean and bother him. He's evidently going to tolerate Larry all day. That's it. We're done. You guys have a great one. We'll see you tomorrow in the morning sickness.
Dale
Hello, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station.
John
He said fully erect.
Episode: Entertainment Drill - Thursday
Guest: Dale Hellestrae
Release Date: June 26, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
The episode kicks off with some lighthearted banter centered around a humorous golf swing video shared by Dale Hellestrae. Dale requests the video to be replayed so that Brady can appreciate John's impressive golf skills.
The conversation evolves into counting the number of "waggles" (swinging motions) in the video, leading to playful disagreements among the hosts.
This segment showcases the camaraderie and humorous exchanges that set the tone for the morning show.
Transitioning from the golf discussion, the show moves into the Entertainment Drill segment, a recurring feature aimed at delivering entertaining content and discussions.
This introduction paves the way for diverse topics to be explored, ensuring listeners are engaged with varied content.
The hosts delve into a trivia segment focusing on celebrities with famous parents. This section is both informative and entertaining, appealing to pop culture enthusiasts.
The discussion highlights various celebrities, their lineage, and the impact of having famous parents on their careers. Notable mentions include Dakota Johnson, Lily Collins, Mason Gooding, and Coco Jones, among others.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Dale Hellestrae's story about Sabrina Carpenter's album cover, which stirred public debate.
Dale explains that Sabrina released an alternative album cover in response to the criticisms, aiming to convey a different message. The hosts discuss the artistic intentions behind the covers and their reception by the public.
The conversation reflects on the balance between artistic expression and public perception, emphasizing Sabrina's strategic approach to handle criticism.
As the episode nears its end, the hosts engage in playful teasing and wrap up with information about upcoming events.
The hosts share plans for the evening, mention local events, and joke about missing co-host Larry, keeping the atmosphere relaxed and inclusive.
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness blends humor, pop culture insights, and engaging discussions, making it a quintessential morning listen for Arizona's radio audience. From dissecting a golf swing video to debating album cover art and celebrity lineages, the hosts deliver a dynamic and entertaining show.
Notable Quotes:
Tune in to Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10 AM for more entertaining discussions and lively interactions.