Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona | Episode: 06-27-25

Release Date: June 29, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Guests: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Podcast Platform: 98KUPD (97.9 FM), 98kupd.com

1. Introduction: Navigating the Quiet Sports Season [02:01 - 03:06]

The episode kicks off with co-host Corey Walsh and John Holmberg discussing the current lull in the sports calendar. Holmberg humorously refers to their station as the "old Nobody's Listening Station," lamenting the lack of engaging content during this period.

• John Holmberg: "We're in a quiet season. It means no one listens to us [02:05]."

2. Guad Squares Segment: A Game of Pop Culture and Politics [03:10 - 30:57]

Overview:
"Guad Squares" is the highlight of the episode, where Holmberg and Walsh delve into a series of humorous and satirical takes on various topics, ranging from political figures to pop culture icons. Each square introduces a new theme, often accompanied by improvisational dialogue and playful banter.

a. Obama and Big Mike [03:10 - 04:59]

The hosts parody a fictional interaction between former President Obama and a character named Big Mike, highlighting Big Mike's over-the-top preparation for the weekend.

• Holmberg: "I've got a cucumber in my ass. What? Yeah, Big Mike is just really... prepping me for the weekend [03:19]."
• Big Mike (Voice Impersonation): "I was the first lady, okay? Anyway, I'm shoving things in him because we got a big weekend and I want to make sure he's prepared [03:35]."

b. Liam Neeson Movie Spoof [05:03 - 07:23]

A humorous take on a Liam Neeson action movie, where Holmberg imagines himself as an ice road trucker scaling Mount Everest to save a school bus full of children, blending absurdity with action tropes.

• Corey Walsh: "Someone is where they shouldn't be, and you're gonna put them where they should be [05:15]."
• Holmberg: "I'm a road trucker. Up Mount Everest to save a school bus filled with children. What? [05:18]."

c. President Trump Parody [07:23 - 10:00]

Holmberg adopts a satirical persona of President Trump, delivering exaggerated and crude remarks about international relations and personal life.

• Holmberg as Trump: "I did Iran with a vengeance last weekend... I called in the press and said, has anyone seen Melania? She looks like she was born after a forest fire [08:09]."
• Corey Walsh: "You're looking at you, I'm thinking, baby, I want to you too [08:28]."

d. Tom Brennaman on WFGS Radio [10:13 - 11:41]

A mock interview with Tom Brennaman, focusing on a controversial "disabled pride flag night" and the ensuing chaos, blending sports radio clichés with comedic misunderstandings.

• Holmberg: "We had a hell of a time looking at that word, not saying the big boy [10:45]."
• Corey Walsh: "People keep on waiting for me to screw up [11:31]."

e. Garage Cleanup with Brady [11:41 - 12:55]

A lighthearted discussion about organizing a cluttered garage, infused with jokes about hoarding and misplacing valuable items.

• Holmberg: "I have a problem in the backyard... Brady's cup. That has a beautiful slick garage floor to ruin with a bunch of junk [11:55]."
• Corey Walsh: "Fitness equipment and the fitness equipment. Oh yeah, the exercise stuff [12:19]."

f. Tyroneasaurus and Tyronasaurus – Dinosaur Satire [13:01 - 15:27]

Holmberg and co-hosts create fictional dinosaur names with racial undertones, satirizing the invention of "ghetto versions of dinosaurs" and mocking cultural appropriation in naming conventions.

• Holmberg: "Brady invented me. I'm Bronisaurus. Can't say the real way, so we might as well make him an NBA player [13:19]."
• Corey Walsh: "Dinosaur Hour with Brady. Just you wait [15:26]."

g. Outlaw Shaggy and Scooby Doo Parody [19:55 - 21:00]

A comedic twist on the classic "Scooby-Doo" characters, portraying them as outlaws involved in robberies and chaotic activities.

• Holmberg as Scooby: "Zoinks. Like, we made an appearance on the show yesterday, didn't we, Scoob? And we were killing people like crazy [19:55]."
• Corey Walsh: "Blink twice if you're okay [20:28]."

Notable Quote:

• Holmberg: "With vengeance, release the Kraken [07:23]."

3. Interactive Quiz with Callers Taylor and Sam [21:00 - 30:57]

Overview:
The hosts engage with callers Taylor and Sam through a trivia-style quiz, featuring true or false questions that blend factual information with absurd scenarios.

a. Caller Taylor [22:32 - 23:01]

• Corey Walsh: "Having daughters decreases life expectancy for fathers. True or false? [23:33]."
• Sam: "False. Having daughters increases the life expectancy of... happiness, clearly [24:55]."

b. Caller Sam [23:01 - 25:07]

• Corey Walsh: "During World War II, the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence were stored at Fort Knox. True or false? [28:55]."
• Sam: "False. Nicolas Cage didn't steal it from Fort Knox, did he? It was underneath the Capitol building. Yeah, Nicolas Cage wouldn't lie to me [29:48]."

Notable Moments:

• Holmberg humorously struggles with answering questions correctly, leading to light-hearted teasing from co-hosts.
• Holmberg: "I'm screaming a nightmare [24:29]."

4. Community and Listener Engagement [30:00 - 32:05]

The episode concludes with Holmberg addressing local community concerns, particularly focusing on dog safety during Fourth of July fireworks. The hosts emphasize responsible pet ownership and consideration for veterans who may be affected by loud noises.

• Holmberg: "Make sure your dogs are taken care of before you start playing Blow em Ups. And also, don't blow stuff up. If you've got a veteran neighbor, think about it [31:52]."
• Dick Toledo: "The shelters are already loaded [31:32]."

5. Closing Remarks [32:04 - End]

Holmberg wraps up the episode with well-wishes for the upcoming Fourth of July celebrations, blending humor with genuine advice for listeners to ensure a safe and enjoyable holiday.

• Holmberg: "You guys have yourselves a glorious time. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station, fully erect 98 [32:05]."

Key Highlights:

• Humorous Parodies: The episode is rich with satire, particularly targeting political figures and pop culture icons through exaggerated impersonations and fictional scenarios.

• Interactive Segments: "Guad Squares" and the interactive quizzes with callers add an engaging element, encouraging listener participation and offering comedic relief.

• Community Focus: Despite the humorous tone, the hosts address real community issues, such as pet safety during holidays, showcasing a blend of entertainment and responsibility.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Holmberg on the Quiet Season: "We're in a quiet season. It means no one listens to us [02:05]."

• Big Mike on Weekend Prep: "I'm shoving things in him because we got a big weekend and I want to make sure he's prepared [03:35]."

• Liam Neeson Spoof: "I'm a road trucker. Up Mount Everest to save a school bus filled with children [05:18]."

• Trump Parody: "I did Iran with a vengeance last weekend... [08:09]."

• Guad Squares Highlight: "With vengeance, release the Kraken [07:23]."

• Scooby-Doo Parody: "Zoinks. Like, we made an appearance on the show yesterday, didn't we, Scoob? And we were killing people like crazy [19:55]."

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully intertwines humor, satire, and interactive segments to entertain its Arizona-based audience. Through sharp wit and playful impersonations, Holmberg and his team navigate a range of topics, from political satire to pop culture parodies, all while maintaining an engaging and lively broadcast. Whether you're a longtime listener or tuning in for the first time, this episode offers a humorous take on current events and classic entertainment tropes, ensuring a thoroughly enjoyable morning.