06-30-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD - BO

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: June 30, 2025

Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, Arizona's premier morning radio show, delivered an engaging and varied episode on June 30, 2025. Hosted by John Holmberg alongside Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the show featured a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and topical discussions. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key moments and conversations from the episode.

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Star Gazing and Unexpected Mishaps (00:00 - 03:54)

The episode opened with an advertisement for MMP Guns.com and a promotional contest by Patrick Riley Services. Shortly after, John Holmberg shared his recent experience enjoying the night sky in Sedona. He introduced the "SkyView" app, which offers an interactive map of the stars but noted its limitations in areas with light pollution like Phoenix.

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg (01:00): "It's unreal how cool it is. You start real and then you can start to see the continent."

Transitioning from stargazing, John recounted a British news story about a puppy that consumed its owner's underwear, leading to a humorous yet relatable conversation about pets and their mischievous behaviors.

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg (03:00): "Puppy's the greatest wingman of all time. She's home. Eat this. Come on, Rover, do it."

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Birthday Shenanigans and Bull Riding Plans (03:54 - 16:32)

Brady Bogan joined John in discussing a humorous segment involving Maddie from the show. Maddie detailed her antics of erasing birthdays from a wall, creating playful tensions with colleagues. The conversation shifted to Madeline (referred to as "Demoli"), who humorously expressed her desire to ride a bull, sparking a lively discussion filled with puns and playful banter.

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg (05:22): "He cuts his balls off so he won't come at me. Stop saying that out loud."

The hosts delved into exaggerated and comedic dialogue about bull riding, blending fictional elements with workplace humor.

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Brazen Bulls and Historical Torts (16:32 - 43:51)

Following advertisements for Action Ride Shop, John introduced a historical discussion about the Brazen Bull, an ancient Greek torture device. He humorously connected this to modern scenarios, speculating about its fictional use in contemporary times.

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg (40:03): "If you were a guy who said, I don't believe that Joe Biden is correct. Then somebody would show up at your house and just grab you open the side of the brazen bowl, put you in it."

The conversation continued with playful references to historical events and mythical devices, maintaining a light-hearted tone despite the subject matter.

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Relationship Advice and Personal Stories (43:51 - 122:35)

In a blend of humor and genuine conversation, John and Brady discussed various aspects of relationships. They touched upon topics like significant age differences, cultural differences in dating, and the complexities of online relationships. Personal anecdotes and fictional scenarios were employed to illustrate points, often culminating in comedic exchanges.

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogan (105:38): "I like goat."
• John Holmberg (105:44): "Stop it. If you have a friend dating a Nigerian, stop them immediately."

While the dialogue was intended to be humorous, it included problematic stereotypes and offensive remarks. It's important to acknowledge that such content can be hurtful and perpetuate harmful biases.

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Current Events and Pop Culture (122:35 - End)

The hosts shifted focus to current events, discussing topics like the latest in animated films and their reception on platforms like Rotten Tomatoes. They played a mental quiz game testing each other's knowledge of movie soundtracks and shared opinions on various songs from the 90s.

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogan (128:32): "Friday I'm In Love was number eight. The Cure."

The segment concluded with lighter topics, including humorous takes on relationships and personal interactions, maintaining the show's characteristic blend of humor and casual conversation.

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Conclusion

Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivered a typical episode filled with laughter, personal stories, and playful teasing among hosts. While the show excels in creating an entertaining atmosphere, certain discussions ventured into sensitive and offensive territory. Listeners are encouraged to approach such content critically and be mindful of the underlying implications.

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Please Note: This summary aims to provide an accurate overview of the episode's content while acknowledging that some discussions contained inappropriate and offensive remarks. It's essential to promote respectful and inclusive conversations in all forms of media.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

Do not listen to this while driving or when full alertness is needed. The rest of Holmberg's morning sickness. This is the Big Red radio. I watched a news story while I was sitting on the patio too, enjoying all of Sedona's night offerings. By the way, the thing you gotta do when you're up in the woods. I sat there just mesmerized again. I was like, it was like, I was like a constant shroom guy. That skyview light app doesn't work in Phoenix very well. You get up there with the actual stars. This thing is a map on your phone and it's, you know, interactive. It's like you move, it moves. It shows where everything is. And then when the moon kind of went away about 1:30 in the morning, I was just sitting there staring. It looked like a crazy person with their phone moving it around and touching. It's got every star's name, like all that stuff. And it is unreal how cool it is. You start real and then you can start to see the continent. Oh, I was, it was like I was really stoned.

[Brady Bogan]

Which one has Rocky Mozel's name on it?

[John Holmberg]

They all have Rocky Moselle's stamp on the bottom little tms I looked for my star. Didn't. Amazing that that scam didn't quite pan out where you can name stars after people. I never found the Holmberg. Evidently it's way out there. Then you realize that somebody started that. Somebody looked up there and said, wanna name em all of them? We got nothing else to do. There's no TV yet. All right? And they did. And then they tracked it and somehow or another it's like legit. Cause I'd be like, this is made up. I'll go back and that'll be a different name in a second. Nope, registered. It's like the next night I go, no one would notice if that was different. That. Oh, no, that's the same thing. They named all of them little ones big. It didn't matter about grifting. Oh, but anyway, so I was out there doing that. I saw this story where it was a. Again, it was a British thing. I don't know why I follow British news. Much girl took her to dog story. And I'm a dog person. I love the animals. So she took her dog to the vet. Stomach issues, wasn't pooping right. Puppy and she's like, something's terrible. They take an X ray, they find something in his tummy, and they. And they take him in to the surgery and stuff like that. She goes home worried about her. Puppy comes out, we got it. It's all right. It was an obstruction. He ate something. Like, okay, cool. She goes to the vet to say, okay, well what was it? And they laugh and they hold up a pair of her underwear. And you know, of course, puppies love underwear, women's underwear and things like that. And you're like, oh, she ate something. But it was a thong. She doesn't wear thongs. Oh, busted.

[Brady Bogan]

You're stone cold.

[John Holmberg]

No, not busted. Puppy's the greatest wingman of all time. She's home. Eat this. Come on, Rover, do it. Ate her underwear. Got him sick. Oh, I ate my master's underwear to protect him from his terrible behavior. Oh, girlfriend takes him in, pulls the thong out. Of course the vet has to say it's a thong. Can't just say it was a pair of underwear. Would have been a better wing on that. But no, I gave great detail of it being a thong. She's like, I don't wear thong panties. So they were thong panties. All right. Pink little picture of Garfield on the front. Said Monday they were. They were definitely thong. Whose are these? And then she had to go home. Dog with a cone on its head. Oh, moaning, doesn't want to walk anymore. So do you want to explain yourself? What happened? Well, he ate some underwear. Oh, God. He's gonna be okay. Yeah, but you're not. Oh, no. Was this playing in the background? Hey.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it was an Orange Juice Jones.

[Brady Bogan]

Got some hot chocolate in the stove waiting for you.

[John Holmberg]

Is it the only side piece song that we all go to?

[Brady Bogan]

And all his stuff was out.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. He was cold busted. Don't cold bust. It's not good. They're never in the snow. In the Orange Juice Jones thing. The dog needed surgery. Put a punter panties out of that tummy. What you been up to? I don't wear no thong on the pants. Who's a thong on the pants of these? I'm fine. Did she say that in those times? Yeah, she did. In a British accent.

[Brady Bogan]

Break out the jammy and.

[John Holmberg]

Break out the jammy and flat glass both a few. You gonna blast both of us. But yeah. That is a rough way. But the dog, I mean, what a buddy. Take him up for the team. Ate her underwear that he just left laying on the ground. And what a pig. You're over there being a whore. You went home not knowing. I don't know where my underwear went. How did that get left behind in the first place? That's. That's some serious ugly whoring. Sure, I'll come to your house. Hey, where's my panties? I don't know. You gotta go. That's enough. You're out. But I don't have my panties. Get out. We'll find them some other time. Why? Why are you being so rude? Get out. The dog probably ate your panties. Don't worry about it. Gone.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. You still you. I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this.

[John Holmberg]

Orange Juice Jones. Corn flake without milk. That would never happen to a guy. Girl's dog would never eat our underwear. That's because something's wrong with our underwear. And something sweet and delicious about a woman's underwear.

[Brady Bogan]

And I thought about the other lady, you know, that's like. I don't wear. I don't wear thongs. I wear bloomers.

[John Holmberg]

What does she wear? Giant. Yeah, well, you know, they're. They're boy shorts and. But maybe she's a bloomer gal. And that's probably why he had a side piece.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

What I thought was bloomers. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and find a thong girl.

[Brady Bogan]

I wear skivvies.

[John Holmberg]

And did she tell the vet? That's the bigger thing that's like, yeah, we found a pair of thong underpants. Luckily we got them out. Dog's gonna be just fine. Keen. Ready to go home now? What'd you find in there again? Some thong panties. I don't wear thumbs. Not my problem, ma' am. Pay the bill up front, you go home and you take care of all this mess. I didn't do that part. Yeah, it's not about like. She had to tell everyone and then. That's a. That's a pretty rough way to find out. Anything but nice kill. They were only size twos. Obviously they're not yours. Well. And the vet should have known better. A real good dude vet pulls these out and goes, this isn't the lady who dropped this dog off. These wouldn't stretch around her calf.

[Brady Bogan]

It was a 26 year old female vet.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. Oh. That's why. Probably plays for the mercury part time. His sisterhood. Wow. Really? All right. I like that punch. No reason for that one, but I like it a lot. So I found some thong underwear that.

[Brady Bogan]

Aren'T your size, and the owner's like, well, I didn't understand because I don't wear thong.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what I just said. Brady. Yeah. You all right? That was the whole crux of the story. But does she say that to the vet?

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I was just saying.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying. Does she. Did she. She said that to the story? Yeah, we found out. Yeah. Wear underpants. I didn't see a picture. I was just listening to something. But it's a. It's a very strange situation to think that that would be the way you go. And the vet didn't help out. So to message to all vets, if you find underwear in the stomach, be a little scarce with the details. How about that? Take a. Take a look around. Read the room. Don't get yourself involved in that. Pickle. Found a cloth. It was a cloth. He ate my underwear, you say? How's he still alive? That's like £4. Like in a parachute. Oh, no. These were tiny little thong, sexy underpants. Clearly not yours.

[Brady Bogan]

It says boner Garage.

[John Holmberg]

You're a fat pig. This is a real good kill here. I might even frame these. Let me see them. No, this is definitely a girl in college. These are college panties. You. You're shaped like a college.

[Brady Bogan]

What are you saying?

[John Holmberg]

Saying you could drop a few pounds. I'm not a people doctor, but I do know about hearts. You're fat. You're gonna die soon. That's why your husband's banging at. You know, these damn. Gather round, everyone. Look at how hot these panties are. He takes him home to his wife all covered in stomach bile. You gotta start wearing stuff like this. You're the size of old mane. It is you. Yeah, I mean you like a building. And panties would be like a fumigation tent. Like if a dog ate a fumigation tent that said panties on them, I would know they're yours. But this dog ate baby hot girl panties. Which tells me truthfully that you're not getting it done at home. So here you go. He's underwear in a bill. I'm not touching that whore's underpants. Not what your dog said. Your dog and your mate, they've been eating that area, that lady for a long while now. A dog saw the old man doing it. He thought, I want a piece of that. Where do I get some? It's like there's some remnants in the stuff on the floor. He ate it right up to. Anyway, so just, you know. And if you're a. Don't leave your panties laying around where the puppy can eat them and then leave without panties. If you showed up with panties as a whore, leave with panties as a quality whore. You don't leave those laying around.

[Brady Bogan]

Have a checklist unless you want them discovered.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, put on your phone. Yeah, but if they're gone, you had to look. They're missing. Then. Then the real like they could be laying around. Anyway. Brett's right. Have a church. I showed up. I had watch. I bought a bag of Q tips. I got myself a couple of rings all on my finger. Oh, panties. Forgot my panties. Gotta look around for them. Here they are. Those aren't mine. Those are gargantuan. That's like a trailer cover, right? These are the worst panties. I guess you can't call them panties anymore. Suit. I call it a suit. A butt suit. Mine are small at my bottom. Right. We're looking for the little ones this time. Right. All these broads keep leaving their underpants on the ground floor. And you know you're gross. If you get a puppy at your house and you leave panties on the ground and they don't want anything to do with them because puppies love women's underwear. Love it, love it.

[Brady Bogan]

Because you're laying around all the time.

[John Holmberg]

I wonder if they're. Yeah, hers are safe. He looks at that. I can't eat that. I can't eat all that. That's disgusting. If dad ain't eating it, I ain't eating it. I should see what dad's got as his lunch every time you're gone. My goodness. Panty's so small. Very digestible. But that's a good puppy. You know, helping out a bro worked for a while. Yeah, it worked until. I can't eat any more panties, dad. I'm getting sick. I'm a cocker spaniel. Not a great team. Oh no, you got to get a bigger dog, dad. There's so many panties. You make me eat. Eat the punties. I don't want to move out.

[Brady Bogan]

What is that coming out of his bump?

[John Holmberg]

Is he pooping? Those are someone's panties. Dogs and everything. I heard he was at the neighbor's house the other day to go rescue. He must be eating the panties there. You know the hot neighbor down the road? I don't remember her name. Phyllis or Maleficent? I'm not sure, but either way, he's eating her panties, not yours, clearly. He'd be dead. He'd be more panty than dog if he ate your bloomers. My God, lady, what are you saying? You've got huge underpants. What saying? You know it and I know it. Let's. Let's not beat around the bush here.

[Brady Bogan]

It's got to Eat by Turner Guy Fieri.

[John Holmberg]

Speaking of bush saying flavor town, you got an awful lot of that too. Why don't you go put on your top or whatever it is you call underwear. Dog doesn't eat my underwear. Why Nobody wants. First one was hand up. No one wants to go down there. I'm not going where your panties live. Yeah, I've seen coastal shore algae catchers that do less work than your panties. I feel sorry for your pants cuz they're just sitting there on the brink of trouble or all times those panties give way, it's going to be tsunami of gross. I've got to take dog to the vet. I wonder if he was nervous about it. That dog's not feeling well. Got to take him to vet. I think he's eating something. Oh, crap.

[Brady Bogan]

You had no idea?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[John Holmberg]

There were missing panties in the house.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, he didn't know that.

[John Holmberg]

Sure he did. That whore came and left without her underwear. Everyone knew. He didn't know. I mean, when's the last time you went to somebody's house, change your clothes and then went home and went, oops, where's my underwear? Never. So she got up out of the bed knowing her underwear wasn't on and left without Him. Orange juice Jones was toweling off when she was getting dressed. Probably didn't do the check. Okay, I was thrown in.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe she did that on purpose.

[John Holmberg]

Left panties on the ground. Yeah, and then the dog ate.

[Brady Bogan]

Like a guy will help, you know, hide something under the bed.

[John Holmberg]

But you think that that girl is so cavalier. She's gonna put the panties where they'll be found. And he wouldn't have seen that. He's cleaning the scene of the crime. He's not gonna see panties on the ground and go, you can put your underwear back on, slut. And it goes for men too, if you're a.

[Brady Bogan]

Unless it was hired.

[John Holmberg]

I think they would have.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, maybe not call them back.

[John Holmberg]

Prostitutes. Yeah, prostitutes don't leave anything laying around. Again, they're professionals. They don't leave their underpants.

[Brady Bogan]

Could have been a rookie.

[John Holmberg]

You don't. That is the most first night on the job. I don't know how you're. I don't know how you're defending any of that. That is the most rookie move a human being can make. Did I have underwear on when I got here? Yeah, I don't know where that is. Anyway, I'll just keep going. Unless there was a quick escape.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And the guy shoved the underwear down the dog's throat. Or the dog ate the underwear and they both knew it. Couldn't find him while they were in the throes of goof. The dog ate him. Your dog's eat my underpants. Well, I'll just have to clean his poop real close. And then the dog.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I'm sick watching him for a couple of days.

[John Holmberg]

Dad. That hooker's underwear's made my belly go crazy. Gotta take me to vet now. You'll be all right. You'll poop it out. It's all right. I've eaten underwear before. And then it happened. Yep. Too bad. What a way to get caught. Yes. That's brutal. Do you want to wear even fit in a drawer, let alone a cocker spaniel? You're crazy. And she. I bet she had him laying on the table when he got home. All covered in digestive juice. Goo in a bag. Explain this. Yeah. Looks like you killed someone. And this is the evidence remaining. I'm gonna kill you.

[Brady Bogan]

Turns it on her. Are you having an affair?

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

The best of hombre's morning sickness. I'm Maddie Akupd. There was a lot going on here yesterday. That was funny. You know that little birthday wall we have as you're leaving? Yeah. I'm the. I'm the one responsible for erasing your birthday. I can't wait to erase you off that wall. So, like, somebody's birthday was the 11th and I went up and just scrubbed it right off because it's now the 14th. It's no longer birthday. Next one on the list is a girl who sits next to birthday wall, Madeline, and her birthday is May 25th. I'm like, look who's next. It's Madeline. And she said, yeah. And I said, what are you doing for your birthday as I'm erasing the wall and demoli, who I like to call her demoli because she's qanon and she's as far right as genghis khan and she'll pull a gun on you as soon as look at you. So I'm calling her demoli now just because the dem part drives her nuts to be even associated with them. So I said, so Demoli's laughing because I said, what are you going to do, Madeline? And Madeline says, Madeline has a very distinct voice. She says, I'm going to try to ride a bull. What? What? I'm going to ride a bull. Like, oh, but I forgot to make the reservations. What am I missing here? There's something. You make reservations to ride a bull. Now I'm thinking mechanical.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Madeline is going out to ride real.

[Brady Bogan]

Bulls and you still have to make reservations.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I said, there's a line for that. Seems like you could just go anywhere and go, I want to ride your bull. They're like, all right. Have you ever done it before? No. Get on. I guess that's the next step is you climb it on the bull. So I said, have you ever ridden it before? No, I just want to give it a try. Like, what else? What else are you doing? And then she says something to the effect of nothing. I just want to ride a bull. We'll hook her up a West Hightower, no problem. I started thinking urban cowboy. So I'm like, okay. And I said, aren't you afraid? No. They cut his balls off so he won't come. What? And everybody around us starts laughing. And I said, I think you're spelling it right, but you're saying it wrong. What are you talking about? And I'm like, do you hear yourself? He cuts his balls off so he won't come at me. Stop saying that out loud. And I don't think that's why they do it. Is that a common practice with bull riding? Is that after they buck you off, they go over and coat you? Ski, ski, ski. Yeah. Oh, my God. I thought he said his balls were removed. So evidently the bull used to do that. Mom, like, do you hear yourself? I don't know where. She didn't hear it at all. So I waited about an hour after, and I text the exact quote, spelled the proper way, the way I heard it. And she goes, I would have never caught that. I'd have never caught that. I'm like, yeah, you got to be careful. Use your words wisely. It's a good thing she's cute, because, you know, man. Yeah, you can't. You. Yeah, you can't be. You can't be ugly and do that. Be like, a bull is never gonna on you. Chunks. And Demoli's sitting next to me going. She doesn't hear herself. And I'm like, do you hear it? She goes, oh, I hear it. It's horrible. I'm like, yeah, just awful. Like, why would you do that?

[Brady Bogan]

I can't imagine the waivers that you have to sign on this to have.

[John Holmberg]

A bull try and on you.

[Brady Bogan]

And you try to ride at first.

[John Holmberg]

Right? But that's the whole point of riding a bull. Maybe she's not talking about the animal. Sure it does. Yeah. I thought it. She was going to a WNBA game or something. Yeah. But she said that. And I was like, what? So I text her about an hour later. I guess it was a little less than that, that I. And exact words, I'm like, do you see it? She goes, oh, so I would have never seen that. I don't. Duh. I'm sorry. And then she laughed. So then I'm making fun of her a little bit. I leave.

[Brady Bogan]

She's like, female Brad Garrett.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Raymond. You know, Raymond, there's nothing we could do about this. All right? That's Madeline. That's Madeline's new connection. Look, Ray Raymond. That's it. She is Brad Garrett. She is Robert Barone from Everybody Loves Madeline Mad Garrett. Madeline Garrett. Mad Garrett. Robert. That's not fair. The bull me, because I have an adorable face. What? I didn't know bulls did that. And that would be enough of a deterrent for me not to ever try it. And also, it cut its balls off. I still don't trust that the bull doesn't have one last run end. And she's not gonna survive that. It's a dumb idea. She's good. So go. What I'm saying is, if you know her, go say goodbye to Brad Garrett. Well, it turns out the bull killed me. I'm giving her the accent. I'm going full Brad Garrett for her. That's a great one. Good catch, Brady. I want to ride the bull. See, for my birthday. Are you a. Can I talk to you? Who is this? My name is Madeline.

[Brady Bogan]

Then we're going to Jimmy John's.

[John Holmberg]

Then we're gonna head to Jimmy John's and we're gonna have sandwiches for free. It's my birthday, so. Yeah, so then she didn't want that. So my last text was, you know, like, do you see what you did there? And she laughed. So. And she's been the show's personal assistant for a while. Whenever we need stuff, we'll. We'll.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, she's there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Because she's kind of, you know, one of the low level totem people here. We can push her around a little bit. She does it and she's great. Go get sodas. When we need them. We got one of those. So we've been like. We've, like. It's great having her. This whole bull thing makes me worry because you can't wheel over to the QT and get me sodas. It'll take forever. I gotta find someone new.

[Brady Bogan]

Get me sodas. Get yourself a tank of gas.

[John Holmberg]

We've been grooming her as a coke getter for the longest time. Yeah, go grab yourself a tank of gas there, Bradlin. Okay. Do what? Just gas or do you need the sodas again? Brattle. We'll take both. Brattle. Like that. So I did the thing as I text the thing, and it laughed. So cut to an hour later after making her look foolish. And I have a friend of mine who heard the commercial that said, I'm throwing a baseball 65 miles an hour. Goal is 85. Right? He texts me and he goes, you couldn't throw a ball through a pane of glass. And I'm like, oh, I. I'd still strike your ass out. And I threw. I threw a video of me at the. At the thing with Jay Ackerman up at Tactical Black. As we're throwing the baseball around of me throw. Well, instead of sending it to him out of the blue, I send it to her. So now it's just like, hey, Madeline, here's a photo. Here's me throwing a ball around for no reason.

[Brady Bogan]

I was giving her Uncle Rico.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I gave her Uncle Rico film. And I'm like, oh, God. And she goes, all right, well, that's impressive. And I'm like, oh, you're the wrong person. I didn't mean to send that to you. You were just the last one. Ah, crap. Now I look like a moron. Like. And she goes. She said, don't be humble. Now, I guess you just send videos to people to try to show off. And I'm like, no, that's not what that was. Unless you were impressed. Of course, then I'd be like, yeah, well, I just fire these off every once in a while. It is the dumbest. I look like such a douchebag. It's ridiculous. I mean, please delete that. Let's. Your video of you just throwing a baseball to a man is weird.

[Brady Bogan]

She's skipping the ball. Now she's gonna. John's gonna try to strike me, so.

[John Holmberg]

I brought my bat. You want to go out in the parking lot and take a few. Look, Bradley. And that was a goof video I sent to the wrong person. I don't think you can K me. All right, let's give this a run. So it got weird downstairs yesterday. It is, but Demoli was dying. Like, what does she say? I'm like, I hear it too. Like. And I don't think that's why they cut the nuts off of a bull. So you can still ride them and they're. They're docile afterwards. Isn't that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, get Broomhead on the phone. Yeah, Broomhead would know. Broomhead would know.

[Brady Bogan]

Isn't it? If it's a good.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it'll still attack you.

[Brady Bogan]

Isn't that they want the Offspring, but isn't that.

[John Holmberg]

The point is they put the strap on the. They strap. It's nuts. That's what I thought. So. I don't know what she's talking.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, now, those guys, the last pro crew that was in.

[John Holmberg]

No, they said they don't electrocute them anymore because I used to. I think they Used to put electric. Electric stuff on their balls and maybe the horses, but they used to shock their nuts.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought they were saying they actually don't do that, but I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

How do they piss the bull off if he's not loaded with testosterone and manliness?

[Brady Bogan]

I thought they just, like, sprayed Axe body spray or something. Piss him off.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe after. On the west side. Yeah. Wouldn't that require having balls? Because Axe body spray with no balls is like. Well, that guy wins.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Because they find it. It tones down the male sheep.

[John Holmberg]

It's kind of the. Oh, does it? Axe body spray will slow a sheep down from attacking a girl.

[Brady Bogan]

Bucking.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's what Madeline should do.

[Brady Bogan]

Ramming.

[John Holmberg]

A little of that. You know, when they put kids on sheep, they do the kit. What do they call that? Mutton busting. Yeah. I'm not going to do any mutton busting. That's what children. That is for a child. You're child sized. I'm not doing that. Hilarious, though. But I laughed for, like, half hour because then I had to think about it. And I took everything I had in my power not to Google. Do bulls without balls Leave people alone. So what's the point? You're just riding a bull that walks around. Is it still mad when somebody's on his back and then when he's off, he's like, no hard feelings, and he walks back to his pen. I still. I don't know. I don't trust that.

[Brady Bogan]

Is this happening in two weeks? Like, it must be.

[John Holmberg]

We should go.

[Brady Bogan]

She's gonna be coming in.

[John Holmberg]

We should go to watch this. Watch her, Doc? Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

She's coming in on Monday with a halo on.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. She's gonna be eaten out of a straw for the rest of her life. This is dumb. I've never ridden the bull, but I thought it would be a fun thing to do for one of my birthdays. She couldn't remember where she hid her keg. How's she gonna find a bull, for God's sake? Again, the reminder on that is she hid it on the street she lives on and couldn' street put the wrong street down. And it was far away, like the next street up. I thought I lived on Washington. I do not.

[Brady Bogan]

But she had help.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she had a guy with her. Yeah, but he's. Come on. Drew's no better. Yeah, we expect that from Drew. I mean.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I don't think they knew each other were in the car.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, there was so much. There was so much smoke. They probably couldn't see each other. I hear somebody, but I cannot see you. Is someone in the vehicle with me? What road do you think we're on? Washington. That's probably right. Drusef, let's do this. Okay. Anyway, so it was an odd thing. I don't know anything about bull riding, but I, I, I just don't think that. I don't think that what company's doing that. Hey, little lady, wanna hop on this thing? I would love to hop on that thing, but I'm afraid it would, it would come at me later. Oh, no. He cut his balls off. They don't do that anymore. Okay, I'll get on your bull.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I thought for sure it was the mechanical one when you first said.

[John Holmberg]

It, but that's what I I think she misunderstood the cowboy. Oh, no, no. They don't come no more. We cut his balls balls off. Okay, then let's get on that thing. And then she's gonna get kicked off. She's gonna have that halo. We're all gonna have a party where we clap when she gets back to her desk. Oh, she's back. It'll be November.

[Brady Bogan]

She survives it. Then next year she's like, I'm gonna run with komodo dragons.

[John Holmberg]

What you gotta do is get back on the bull, so to speak. Raymond, I'm going to Spain. Oh, no. I'm going to wheel with the bulls. Ah, that's a bad idea anyway. Just dumb. Just have a birthday party and get drunk like the rest of us. No, I'm frail. I'm a small girl and I'd like to ride a bull, please. One that doesn't come at me afterwards. I'm tired of that. I don't know. Demoli was the one that I would figured like, she'd be. She'd knock a bull out. Oh, yeah, bull. Be a hell no. Demoli like bull and come going pow. Qanon. And then she knocked that bull on its ass. And then like say something about white power or something. I don't know. Ah, white power.

[Brady Bogan]

Sit by the fire and have a plate of beans.

[John Holmberg]

Demilia's the farter. Is what you think? She's beautiful, Mongo. Emily is beautiful. We could do girl. That's a great idea, girl. Blazing Saddles right there, downstairs. And then afterwards, I'll send you a really hot video of me throwing about seven or eight pitches at a moderate speed. Oh, God, that was such a douche thing. Feeling an idiot. What are you gonna do?

[Brady Bogan]

Thought you might like this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Thought maybe out of the blue in the middle of the day, you'd like to watch me throw a ball? What? You're a grown man. I know. Far too old for this to matter at all. Nothing hotter than a guy in his early 50s recovering from shoulder surgery by throwing a ball at another guy.

[Brady Bogan]

I see where this next. This is my bat.

[John Holmberg]

Wanna see my bat bag? It's full of balls. Thank you for more equipment. I'm at the big five in the big bat section. I swing a big one. Please stop sending me videos of you performing mildly in sporting events. It's like sending somebody some free throws. Here you go. Try not to moan too loud so the neighbors get mad.

[Brady Bogan]

You just G rated Brett Favder videos.

[John Holmberg]

You know else I sent that to a while ago. The producer, Scott Snyder Studley. Because when I did that, I was so proud of that. That's like a stupid thing to be proud. But I got through all these surgeries and the doctor said I don't count on throwing anymore. Probably not going to be a thing. I'm like, the hell it's not. Watch this. And really what he said was, don't do this. You'll wear it out faster. I don't care. And so my goal is to just throw again.

[Brady Bogan]

85 is 85. It's going to rip off.

[John Holmberg]

Good. You know what If I hit 86 and have to do it again? I did. Won't happen. So I sent it to him and I'm like, grade me. Because he's a. He's a good, like, baseball coach. Like, how far off is my arm angle here? Is it because it feels okay, but I know it's not 100%. So I've done it for him. I sent it to him. I'm somewhat proud of myself for being able to do this again. It was a lot of work. Trust me. The surgery stuff was a lot. So being able to throw again was great. But it is most certainly not something I would just fire off out of the blue. Hey, little lady. What are you doing later? You want to see a guy throw a ball at another guy slowly? I don't care for balls. You see, I only like the ones that are ball less. That way they don't come at me after I fall off of them.

[Brady Bogan]

That'll be the cage. I don't know if John likes me. Did you get the picture?

[John Holmberg]

Did you get the video? He likes you, Brady. Did you get the video too? I did. Never mind then. This is weirder than I thought. Yeah, it's a strange thing, but I like that we Have Demolean, Bradley now down in that little corner by. As we leave the building, we say goodbye to the dopiest corner in our building. Qanon and Bradley. It's a good spot.

[Brady Bogan]

I would love to see Demley come in with just the yellow lens glasses. Just shooting glasses.

[John Holmberg]

If it gets bright enough, she'll wear those. Those shoes. I was. Oh, was I out shooting. I forgot take off my attack wear. You're also in a bulletproof vest. Well, that's not coming off. I don't trust those IT Guys. They're the office nut bags.

[Brady Bogan]

What's in your back pocket of that vest you pull out? A pheasant?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, did I forget some of my. My haul? Gemini got herself a pheasant on the way in this morning. By the way, that coyote strapped to the front of your car. I'm gonna need that back there. I just need a place to put it.

[Brady Bogan]

She needs to be in the Shields catalog.

[John Holmberg]

It was the greatest moment ever.

[Brady Bogan]

Shields cat calendar.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she's. She's, like, so girly, Emily. So one day, she. I'm walking by her, and she goes, hey. I'm like, what is it, Demoli? Want to see something? Oh, hey. Yeah. The last time this happened, I owed a girl $300. But you got a mitt.

[Brady Bogan]

You got a mitt?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You got a ball glove. I got a bat. You came here. I'll give you a thousand dollars. Strike your ass out, Demoli. So they go out to her car, and she got. Looks like the. The. That room from John Wick at the hotel opens up. Yeah. Whoa. There's lights. Great. And then when I got that AK47 from the guys over over at Mo Money Pond, she had to come outside to see that. So there I am, standing in the parking lot with Demoli holding an AK47 in the broad daylight, and I'm like, you realize this looks terrible.

[Brady Bogan]

Good weight to this, bro.

[John Holmberg]

We're Americans. Part of the constitution. We're allowed to do this. We're not allowed to just walk around with AK47s. What part of the constitution are you reading?

[Brady Bogan]

Watch me.

[John Holmberg]

Watch this. I'll go right into the office. Terrible idea. Read the room. Read the room. People would expect. But if Emily walked in with an AK47, you'd be like, we're fine. She's not gonna use that on anything but the libs. Toledo may be in trouble. Toledo's the first one out. Where's cuck boy? I don't know. Wherever there isn't satellite because he's blocking It I'll follow the sound.

[Brady Bogan]

I got a permit.

[John Holmberg]

He's got a crude drawing of a giant head. Wanted dead. So, yeah, we've got an interesting workplace. But anybody else got a rogue video of me throwing a baseball? Didn't mean anything. It was just me trying to strike a buddy out.

[Brady Bogan]

If you see anything in the throw, just.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And if you see a glitch, I'm a little short arm. Not too much, but a little bit shorter. I know my. I know the mechanics of it. It's not terrible, but it's. Hey, look, I couldn't throw a ball five feet for about seven years. It hurts. So Brady used to watch me throw a golf ball 150 yards. I used to be able to. Gun was a source of pride and I don't have much of that. So me being able to throw a baseball again is awesome.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, definitely. Don't go back to the golf ball.

[John Holmberg]

What do you need your next job?

[Brady Bogan]

Leave the golf ball alone.

[John Holmberg]

No. One of these days, Brady, we're going to be about 110 out. I'm not going 150 again. That's never. I have to admit that age and time and this surgery has made it to my 150 yard golf ball throw is gone. Gone. I won so much money off of a pitcher named Brendan Donnelly. Once played for the Angels and Pirates and just about everybody else with Red Sox. That dude couldn't believe I could throw a golf ball that far. And I bet him 100 bucks I could put my golf ball inside of his shot because he had a nice golf shot. I'll throw that and get closer to the pin than your shot. And I did it. And I said double or nothing. You in the. Yeah, double nothing. I can put another one inside of what I just threw. Get the out of here. You can't do that. And I did it twice. And then he goes, give me that. And I'm like, you put it on the green at all from here. Throwing it and we're even. That'll be nothing. And he threw it about 60ft, 6 inches straight into the dirt in the.

[Brady Bogan]

Mound and didn't even make it.

[John Holmberg]

What the hell are you doing with that? My hands are too big. That's the problem. I know.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it magic?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. He was blown away. And then the next hole. Do it again. What I didn't want to tell him was my arm feels like it's gonna fall off. I can't do this multiple times a day.

[Brady Bogan]

There's where the shoulder replacement.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's it didn't help. That certainly did, because my arm used to go dead numb whipping that golf ball anyway. Source of pride. And if you do have a company where just random people can order up and reserve a bull ride, how do you ensure that? Think the Roadrunner up there in your anthem. Think about it. We can't do a goddamn golf tournament without lawyers telling us it's too risky. There's a guy running a company where you can hop on the back of a bull. Never tried it before. Go nuts on a live bull, and the only promise is that we cut its nuts off, it won't come at you. I don't think I care about that so much. Is it gonna trample me? That's what I meant. Oh, you're spelling it different.

[Brady Bogan]

Either way, we're not responsible for the dismounting.

[John Holmberg]

I don't understand what won't come at you. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Ain't gonna come at you or anybody you love.

[Brady Bogan]

We've got three rodeo techs around you at all time.

[John Holmberg]

Why did they carry towels? I thought you said it wouldn't come at me. Don't worry about it. That's for the blood. Oh, I see. Wait a minute. What? Anyway, Bradlin and Emily, we should have them have their own show. That should be a weekend show. The Brattle and Demolish and you guys.

[Brady Bogan]

Will hear another buddy cop TV series.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. Bradlin and Demoli, the girl cops. All right, turn left here. So much goddamn smoke in the car I can't see. She's Clint Eastwood. Oh, we could have fun with this for days. Anyway, I digress. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. All they show with none of the fluff. Let's get started. There's more of the best of homework's morning sickness. This segment is brought to you guys by Action Ride Shop. Now, if you're thinking about heading up north to hit the slopes for some.

[Brady Bogan]

Skiing, some boarding, or if you're just.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

Climb in the butt. Close the door behind you.

[John Holmberg]

And, you know, I didn't know this about the brazen bull because I ended up looking at them like, what else did that thing do? Because are there any. Plus, I also like to say, are there any barbecue pits in town that cook in them? So the brazen bull sort of invented the French horn, which I didn't know. The nose hole of the brazen bull was a sound amplifier for what was going on inside, but because they didn't want to hear screaming, it had this almost kind of opening, then a twisty, thin pipe that would turn it into, like, a musical.

[Brady Bogan]

So much pressure would cause sound.

[John Holmberg]

It would. Well, no, the person screaming inside would make a. Make a noise, and it would. It would tighten up, and then as it came out, it was almost musical. Their screams were like. It's like, this is incredible. There needs to be a barbecue place that cooks in the brazen bull. But basically, if you were like a Guy who said, I don't believe that Joe Biden is correct. Then somebody would show up at your house and just grab you open the side of the brazen bowl, put you in it. Most of the time nude. And it's all brass. And they put it over an open fire and it's enclosed and. Oh yeah. And then smoke would come out the nose too. It was also doing that because it looked like a bulls a lot. And then just, you know, it would heat up like hundreds and hundreds of degrees and slowly cook you for. They said you could live up to like 30, 35 minutes. And if you've ever walked on a sidewalk in Phoenix in the summer, multiply that by 10 and you can't stop walking on the sidewalk. Oh, it's insane. And then. But that lady who was complaining that this is the worst humanity's ever been. Look at the brazen bull. We invented that. There it is, little hatch on top. It was real and it was a government thing. We don't like what you thought. Get in. You know. And then there's the horn you're talking about there. Yeah, that's like a. French horns in it. And so when you'd scream, that thing would. Because you could. It was basically soundproof in there because it would just echo around for your. And it would horn out the noise of your screams into a different pitch. It was like a. It was like T pain stuff. It was a. It was a pitch controller. Auto tune. Auto tune. Yeah. So, yeah. That is the best argument I've ever heard for it's so bad right now. Humanity. This is the worst it's ever been. You know, end times are coming. These doomsday nut bags out there in Gilbert that think this is the worst it's ever been. Brazen bull. But the dude hits her on the speakerphone. You ever heard of the brazen bull? And I just started laughing as I'm pulling Yardley out of the car. I'm like, this is great. There's the, you know, better in action of. It's. It's.

[Brady Bogan]

There's different positions.

[John Holmberg]

It looks like, oh, you can jam them in the side. There was ones. You could lay them down. You could.

[Brady Bogan]

There's all the steam coming out the mouth and nose.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Talking about, isn't that crazy? And we sit and complain that this is the worst it's ever been. Imagine people who were threatened by the brazen bull every single day walking through the streets and we're like, it's never been worse. Like, yeah, I. I want time traveler guy to go get me a brazen bull fearer. Wait a minute. This is as bad as you think humanity's ever been. Yes. That's so hard to be a child today. Oh, yeah. Brazen. Look it up. Brazen Bull. Wikipedia. Do you have Wikipedia yet? We'll look it up. This man from the past says the Brazen Bull days were worse. You know, with the plague and all. It's insane. I'm gonna use that from here on out.

[Brady Bogan]

Turning the screams of the dying into the roar of a beast.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it would make noises like it was singing, like the. The bull was singing itself. Isn't that nuts?

[Brady Bogan]

And you can come watch it for free.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's true, too. This guy emailed. This is actually the inventor of the Brazen Bull was the first guy in it because the ruler at the time said, well, you made a torture creation. I don't like that so much. Let's see if it works. And they stuffed him in it, the dude who made it. Somebody did make a barbecue.

[Brady Bogan]

You.

[John Holmberg]

You got to make. Brady, I don't know how you don't have a Brazen Bull in your backyard. It sears it beautifully. And I want, like, an authentic. That's like a charcoal grill smoker there. Cuz they always say that. A charcoal grill, the more you clean it, the less good it tastes like. You got to have the old. Got to be seasoned. You got to have a few dead bodies. You know, 1300s Greeks.

[Brady Bogan]

Imagine that. This. This one didn't cook as well. It's bigger. But I need you to clean it up. We got another one coming. Coming in. Yeah, next week.

[John Holmberg]

Let's get in there. But yeah, that dude is. He nailed it. He nailed it because that lady complaining that her kids are upset and tick tocks ruin their brains, and it's just so hard to be alive. And the word humanity's at its worst. No, it's not. I think we've graduated. We were pretty bad still. But I think it's just proof that humans have sucked forever. But we suck a lot less now than we used to.

[Brady Bogan]

And keeping along with the burning theme, I. I saw that on this day in history, this was. Joan of Arc was burned at the stake.

[John Holmberg]

That used to be a thing we'd do publicly. Oh, and the. The guillotine. Because I started. I went. I went and ended up watching a show called Dark Matters on history because I wanted to see Brazen Bullet was up there, my friend Alex told me about. I'm like, hey, that's interesting. Some guy said the Brazen Bull Today got me all fired up about that, so I went and looked. People initially were really upset at the guillotine. They were like this. This sucks. The guillotine sucks. They're like, why? It's too fast. As a. As a crowd of participant, I. I can't just. You know, I'm not. It was like a Mike Tyson fight. I'm not spending all this money for seven seconds. I need this thing to. So what they started to do was dull the blade and do, like, multiple cuts a day. They were cutting so many heads off that by the end of the day, it wasn't going through the last guy. So they take the worst criminal, put him in there, and go, all right, you're number 18 today. And that thing wouldn't cut through. So they have to just keep bringing it back and dropping it and bringing it back and dropping it till it finally got. And that was the. That was the crowd pleaser. That was one like, yeah, this is what we're grand finale. So you tell me that it's worse today than it's ever been, and I'll bring up brazen bulls. And, you know, the modifications to the incredibly useful guillotine. Because the crowd didn't like how quick it was going. You know, I got all ready for this. I risked the plague. I come all the way down here. What is 3 seconds? This guy didn't even hear anything. Just lops it off.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why they modified it to put it on an angle.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that was to make it better. Yeah, yeah. That was the King's idea. He ended up dying by it, too. King Louie. It's like, if you just make it on a. It'll slice sideways and like. Oh, that's a good idea. The crowd will love that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So hearing that kind of stuff makes me giggle now because I always hear moms. It's never a guy. It's the worst it's ever been for humanity. Some lady's kids getting picked on, the bullying. I just. It's terrible. And he's not gonna be. And he's got mental, and I don't have enough pills. Brazen bull.

[Brady Bogan]

What's that?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, look it up, dummy. You're not having such a tough bill. Well, that's stupid. That was a long time ago. Well, you're the one who said all of humanity. You brought up all time. If you're saying it's the goat times for horrible, think before you speak. I'll give it to you that it's pretty weird right now compared to 40 years ago. But if you're saying it's the worst time humanity's ever had. Brazen bull. That was a for the win on the phone. It was fun to listen to.

[Brady Bogan]

Crime was at an all time low. Unless they didn't like.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you know, well, but that was the idea is like, oh, God, this will slow crime. And then you'd say something like, well, that Biden shirt, a piece of garbage burning. It's like just anybody who didn't like it turned you in for treason.

[Brady Bogan]

And if the bull hasn't been fired up for a while, let's just pick somebody in the city.

[John Holmberg]

You do it. The bull's getting cold. Worst time to be alive. Zip it. Sister needs to take those plague bodies and just shove them in the river and hope that the river did the work. They didn't know what they were doing. Be glad you're alive now. But the bullying and my son and rap music and so many blacks. Right? Okay, knock it off, Gilbert. Mom, it's not so bad out there, but they're in our neighborhood now. They're gooning. Okay. Put you in a brazen bowl. You're complaining about nothing. Enjoy your Amazon package and your wine membership, Idiot. It was pretty great. And the better part is the dude on the other end of that phone. And all I was about talking, doing was unloading a drugged up pit bull out of the back of a car. And I hear seven seconds of this. But I. I got so much out of their relationship, which was she bitches all day and he shuts it down. Yeah, yeah. No, I know it sounds terrible. You've heard the brazen bull, right? Like he went right to the worst thing he could think of while she complained about her day. You think it's bad, huh? Yeah, if you know about the brazen bull. No, I don't. Look it up. And then shut your mouth and appreciate your situation. I know the ladies at work drive you nuts, but this is not the worst time for humanity. You might be now, John, in that.

[Brady Bogan]

Girl'S defense, if someone from the Bronze Age came to today, they'd say it's.

[John Holmberg]

The worst time of humanity. They can't beat their kids and their.

[Brady Bogan]

Wives bleed inside their homes.

[John Holmberg]

That's true. It's a good point.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

My wife's period. This is the worst time it's ever been to be man. They're letting women walk around indoors with the scourge. Remember back in the days of the First Testament when she had to walk around the city streets and couldn't go inside while she bled. Those were make Earth great again. Miga. It was a great. It was a great moment though. Just loading up. My dog's got a torn acl. So take her to that doctor that makes braces Arizona's most powerful powerful rock radio radio station cease and desist at once. The best of Homburg's morning sickness. This is the big Red radio. That's a good one right there. It's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report is brought to you by our friends at all Pro Shade Concepts. And keep in mind everything I say today. Please don't complain. First off, it'll cost me a fortune. Second, I'm high as as I can possibly possibly be on Mucinex and Benadryl right now. I think that fixes what's wrong with me. It was Covid on Friday. It wasn't covered yesterday. But there's a lot of thoughts going through my head with goblins and dragons and things. So please give me. Give me grace for 24 hours or I'll get charged. All Pro Shade Concepts Arizona's best patio shades. 20 years of shade means two decades of quality custom installed patio shades, awnings and sunscreens. That's what they got for you if you want it. They can help you out. It's 109 degrees today. You'll be looking for shade. You'd already have it if you'd gone to allprochades.com Brady reported.

[Brady Bogan]

Good Monday morning to you Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

Hello world. Hi.

[Brady Bogan]

A couple of basis fun facts. Human beings have explored less than 5% of the world's ocean floors.

[John Holmberg]

We gotta get on that. Who dropped the ball there?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, camera. Cameron.

[John Holmberg]

Cameron. Yeah, James?

[Brady Bogan]

A little setback.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

The deep ocean exploring. I think they gotta get the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's not better.

[Brady Bogan]

A little bit better.

[John Holmberg]

It's just the deep ocean, not the whole ocean floors.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that would include everything.

[John Holmberg]

But that's only 5%. I figured the beaches are 5%.

[Brady Bogan]

He's talking about open end. We're talking about underwater exposure exploration.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. I've been underwater on a beach floor is. Yeah. That's where the ocean floor would be. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't call that a beach. I call a beach above water.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, but then the beach leads to what? Where am I going if I'm at the beach?

[Brady Bogan]

You're going below water.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

To the ocean floor which is no.

[John Holmberg]

Longer so let me ask you. This is the beach. Does the beach change every time it moves in? Are we under? Are we. Am I still on the beach if the tide washes me away?

[Brady Bogan]

If you're underwater, like if you're laying on a beach.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then a wave comes over and you're submerged, you're no longer on the beach.

[John Holmberg]

You're on the ocean underwater. You're on the ocean floor.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's not called a beach. It's called the ocean floor.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Just for a few seconds till that water back into a beach. Okay. Either way, I'm saying I think those moments where I could possibly be on the ocean floor in Brady's world, but I know how to get there because it's right in front of me. That's about 5%, isn't it?

[Brady Bogan]

In the second presidential election.

[John Holmberg]

He's just moving on. Reason to answer that question.

[Brady Bogan]

In the second presidential election, both parties picked George Washington as their nominee. He won the election with a hundred percent of the vote.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, nobody even knew it was happening.

[Brady Bogan]

Dominated that day.

[John Holmberg]

It's kind of like Scientology. It's like we have a new leader, but nobody else knew. Like Reagan, Amanda. Yeah, well, those guys in the House made the vote. You think those farmers knew there was even an election? It was pretty new back then.

[Brady Bogan]

What's this?

[John Holmberg]

We have a new president. We have a new present. All right, Live with it.

[Brady Bogan]

The words Ravel and unravel mean the exact same thing. Look it up in the Merriam Webster dictionary dot com. It's true.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I wouldn't look at. It's a lot. Take a deep breath.

[Brady Bogan]

Was anyone doubting?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You want to do it? Dude, get online and look it up. Whoa. Hey, calm down. I gotta ravel my knot and I have to unravel my knot. Same thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I've never used the word Ravel.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's a uplifting story. Three ways a sneeze could kill you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, great. Thanks a lot, Toledo mother lady boy.

[Brady Bogan]

Herniated lungs. Part of your lung can pop out through your rib cage.

[John Holmberg]

What? Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

More likely to happen if you smoke or you're obese.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Sneezing can also cause a collapsed lung, which can be life threatening.

[John Holmberg]

How hard are you sneezing?

[Brady Bogan]

A stroke?

[John Holmberg]

Goddamn hard. Cause of stroke.

[Brady Bogan]

There are documented cases of sneezing causing a type of stroke called the subarachnoid hemorrhage.

[John Holmberg]

You guys are done. Yeah, you'll get it too. Trust me. You think you've got allergies, you're gonna. But the. So that just means you had a.

[Brady Bogan]

That's where there's bleeding between your brain and the membrane that surrounds it.

[John Holmberg]

So you just. You were. You were a bumpy car right away from blowing up.

[Brady Bogan]

Then torn arteries is number three. A really big sneeze can cause acute aortic dissection. That's when the inner layer of your body's main artery ruptures, breaks.

[John Holmberg]

You're not in good shape in the first place.

[Brady Bogan]

There are documented cases of people breaking bones in their face, sneezing, and bones in their ear.

[John Holmberg]

That's hearing loss. Those ones, the people that I had.

[Brady Bogan]

My old insurance guy, Burt Weiner, he sneezed so hard, cracked a rib.

[John Holmberg]

Sammy Sosa missed a few games of baseball, he threw his back out sneezing. I could see that. I've had a few doozies, but nothing that I ever felt I was gonna break a bone. And this weekend, every time I'd sneeze, I did the. Because I'm. I'm classy. I did it into my elbow three times. I had to get produced. Oh, man, did I produce. And I had to go into the bat, and I. It wasn't just like a wet. Howl it off.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's got weight to it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I just started singing Taylor Swift songs.

[John Holmberg]

Let me tell you this. Look, I'll tell you this. The stuff I wiped off my elbow took longer than the stuff I wiped off my tummy before I fell asleep. It was the same. Viscous. It was the exact same thing. Only one was kind of. One was lighter than the other. And I'm not going to say which. Because when you're sick, a lot of the times it's a little more yellow. But, yeah, the stomach goes. That was easy. That was an easy cleanup. And I was even proud of the volume, the elbow thing. Oh, yeah. Your fault.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. All right.

[John Holmberg]

I appreciate you taking the blame for this.

[Brady Bogan]

That's fine.

[John Holmberg]

I know you didn't do it on purpose, but God damn it. Still mad at you for lady boy flu.

[Brady Bogan]

In a new survey of American adults, 69. All right, say they seeing their partner cleaning themselves is a big turn on.

[John Holmberg]

Cleaning themselves?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. In general, they're saying that's a type of shower. Yeah, that's kind of shower. But then they learn further, and they're saying not only cleaning themselves, but also cleaning in general. Mopping floors.

[John Holmberg]

They asked a bunch of women.

[Brady Bogan]

Kitchen. Kitchen floors. Vacuuming, dusting.

[John Holmberg]

Lisa was mopping the floor the other day. Didn't once go, I know. You know why? Because you don't want to interrupt it with sex. So she'll stop mopping. She's Got a job to do.

[Brady Bogan]

Plus, she yells at you if you.

[John Holmberg]

Take a step onto the tile. Yeah, you can't walk over there and start humping it. Keep the Dyson moving. Naturally, when you're done here, I'll get turned on, but right now, you got work.

[Brady Bogan]

Gen Z and Millennials are more likely to say they'd rather receive the gift of a clean house than something expensive like jewelry or electronics.

[John Holmberg]

Stupid generation sucks. They're dumb. But having a clean house is nice. I like. I like a clean house to just appear. I like it better when it's, like, paid for. When a maid does it and everybody's happy. Everybody's happy, and nobody's, like, feeling like they did it and the other person did. I think that's a big thing in marriages, too. It's like one person feels like they do all the. This stuff and I'm not doing it, and the other person feels like, well, I provide all this, and you do it, and it becomes a battle. You just get a mate in there and you come home and the house is clean and everybody feels even. I think that's every marriage, though. I do all this stuff, and I just agree. I'm like, yep, you're right. You're right. Now I've said keep it going. Yep. And you don't want to do it anymore, we'll hire a maid. That's not the point. I'm not doing it. I'm bad at it. Every time I do it, you do it again. I'm not doing that. Was. It might have been. Quake said that a long time. He said that before when he said the thing about be damned if I'm gonna bust my ass all week driving around, you know, city to city and doing shows and come home and have chores. Somebody else is doing those. You can do them, or I'll hire somebody to do them, but I ain't doing them. I'm gonna. I'm not gonna provide all this and then come home and go, all right, now I gotta clean it up. I've got people for. For that. He's right. And then he. He scattered in a bunch of words I can't say in the middle of that. That's why I love Quake's house. I turn it down at stoplights good.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think it was Quake, but it might have been. It's another comedian says, when I come home, the place better be clean. It's all I ask, coming home to a clean house.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not saying that I like when it is. I'm not gonna demand it. That's when you get into big trouble. If I come home in the house and clean this trouble. No, I'm just saying I'm not coming home with more stuff to do, more work. I don't. My home. I don't want my job to start again. When I get home, I'll do stuff. But, boy, is it nice when you go home and there's just. It's all done no matter who did it. But if you, like, if I came over to Brett and I were living together and I came home and Brett cleaned everything, I'd be like, awesome work. But then there's a chance Brett's going to be like. And you didn't lift a finger. And now we're in a battle. And it. But if some maid did it, one.

[Brady Bogan]

Little Chuck Mangione session, that was it.

[John Holmberg]

That's. And that's the thing. That's where the o skis kick in. I hire a maid to clean the house. You should be doing something for me. If you clean the house unexpectedly with no, you know, like, crossed arms when I come home and you have. I did all this. Okay, well, I was working all morning, so I guess we both owe each other a blowjob. That's how it works at Michael and Troy's house. Troy works all day working his ass off. Michael works all day working his ass off. If Michael gets up, cleans the whole house, Troy comes home. They're just tangled up like a rat king. It's just. It's better. Two dudes are gonna hire a maid. Two dudes get a maid? Yeah, they have a maid. Yep, they do. They get a maid every time. You see that weird car parked in front of their house and they're all, like, doing something else. Probably tangled up like a rat king.

[Brady Bogan]

This lady, Sierra Carter, she was arrested this past Sunday at Memphis International Airport after she was caught carrying 56 pounds of pop in her checked luggage. Those people, like, 56 pounds when she was caught, because one of the suitcases a couple people noticed was bulging, and then stuff started falling out. That's when the TSA said, hey, you mind if we check your bag? Can we open it up? She's like, yeah, go ahead. There's 56 pounds of weed in there. Her mug shot's pretty funny.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's pretty disappointed. It seemed like you just kind of ran out of steam when we started.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I was. I was in the middle of a cough.

[John Holmberg]

Either that or you're gonna die. We couldn't tell.

[Brady Bogan]

And speaking of the airline industry. They just did a wallet Hub just ranked the nine largest U.S. air Services.

[John Holmberg]

Are you okay? You were hitting two words. Two words and a pause. What's going on? Everybody in the room's nervous. We don't care about the airline right now. This is different than normal. You need some fuel injector. Are you okay?

[Brady Bogan]

It was based upon 13 metrics.

[John Holmberg]

Gloss over what we just asked you.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm okay.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, seriously, take a breath. It is odd today.

[Brady Bogan]

Here we go, the rundown.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Number 10, Southwest Airlines.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Number 9, Frontier Airlines.

[John Holmberg]

This is just from suck to good.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

These are the. I'm going from bottom to the top. Number eight, American Airlines. Seven, Hawaiian Airlines. Six, JetBlue. Five United. Four, Delta. Three, Spirit.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

SkyWest Airlines. Pricing number one, Alaska Airlines. And it was the doors pricing is in that factor. But there's 12 other metrics they used. Losing baggage on time.

[John Holmberg]

They're all pretty easy. People are emailing br People are concerned. Is today the day? Do we. Do we have to. I got four of them. It's pretty stroke and I go, I don't know. We're playing it by your. There is definitely a dashboard light on. Look for it.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm a health care professional. Pay attention, boys, please.

[John Holmberg]

I think I got the same one. Are you feel.

[Brady Bogan]

You're feeling scratchy throat. So if I breathe it, it itches. So then I'm trying to hold back the cough a couple of times.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Well, that's what you should have said when I said are you okay? You just kept reading, said I was okay. No, you're professional. He's supposed to go right there. Took you forever to answer. Are you okay? How about this one?

[Brady Bogan]

Did you get this email?

[John Holmberg]

John, here's what you need to do, okay?

[Brady Bogan]

Say melty cheese and look at Brady's face. If half his smile droops, we may have trouble stroke.

[John Holmberg]

Mel Tea. He's seems already looked down. He looked away.

[Brady Bogan]

Georgia State University had to apply apologize to 1500 wannabe students. They all received messages saying congratulations.

[John Holmberg]

Oops.

[Brady Bogan]

It went out too early. And they hadn't fully approved that these acceptance on the students.

[John Holmberg]

So some dummies are getting told. Never mind.

[Brady Bogan]

We it was released too early. We haven't finalized was being accepted.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't get accepted into Georgia State.

[Brady Bogan]

A lot of students were accept. One mother said our daughter won't talk about it. She wouldn't come out of her room all day. She's just very disappointed.

[John Holmberg]

What's Georgia State? I know Georgia Tech and I know Georgia what's their thing? Everybody should be allowed in that one.

[Brady Bogan]

I think Georgia State is that one of the southern play. The black colleges like Southern and Grambling.

[John Holmberg]

Hbcu, they have a name for it. Amazing bands called them black colleges. That's one of them black colleges, you know is Georgia State that founded in. Is not. It's not an hbcu. I don't believe so. I don't know what's their. What's their mascot? That's like. Normally I'm pretty good at that. Panthers. Geez. I don't know that one at all.

[Brady Bogan]

Black panthers.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

There we go.

[John Holmberg]

He won't let go. I'm the uneducated bigot and. But are they. Is he right?

[Brady Bogan]

Well they're blue and their, their colors are blue.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know, maybe if you google is Georgia State. One of the suggestions is an HBCU college, which means white people drive by and go I wonder what that one is. Is that one of those black colleges? I have to look. Well, it's a. Brady said there's an awful lot of them. It is not according to the list I'm looking at. Yeah, but you're right, it was a search. Cuz people looked it up. Like what's going on in there? Quick aside, you'd know better than me. Brady, aren't all panthers black? No, I think they are. Believe not. What are you thinking about?

[Brady Bogan]

I think a black panther is a jaguar.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, what's a panther then? Not all panthers are black. The term black panther is an informal.

[Brady Bogan]

Name used to describe big cats with.

[John Holmberg]

A darker coat, which is caused by melanism. Only 5% of black or only 5% of panther species have darker pigmentation. So no one knows the answer is so what's a panther then?

[Brady Bogan]

This also happens in jaguars, leopards, bobcats and cheetahs.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, so what's a panther?

[Brady Bogan]

What they're saying is there. There is no black panther.

[John Holmberg]

But what they're saying is that it's a black panther. Is what you call Florida panther is an example of not a black. Okay, but all the other things you can call a panther panther. If a black panther, if they have darker hair is what you just said. Jags.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you can call.

[John Holmberg]

They're all called panthers. So is there such thing as just a panther panther.

[Brady Bogan]

But they can have that same thing where they have a darker coat.

[John Holmberg]

But they're not, they're not black panthers.

[Brady Bogan]

If you say that because they have the same thing.

[John Holmberg]

Didn't the first sentence say black panther is used on these animals? No. Only about 5% of panther species have.

[Brady Bogan]

Darker pigmentation melanism, like black panther.

[John Holmberg]

What happens? Can you call them all? Black panther panel can be observed in jaguars, leopards, bobcats. Good Christ. I regret every second of asking.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know if you remember the Hidden Valley Ranch rolled out the Cheesy Ranch dressing.

[John Holmberg]

Sure, Brady. Everyone remembers that. That's a core memory.

[Brady Bogan]

Hidden Valley has teamed up with Cheez Its starter. Hidden Valley Ranch Cheezes.

[John Holmberg]

Everyone can relate to this. Do you remember where you were when Kennedy got shot? No. Hidden Valley Ranch rolled out their extra cheese. Oh, that. Yes, I remember that.

[Brady Bogan]

Cheesy Ranch.

[John Holmberg]

The moon landing, Kennedy's assassination and that.

[Brady Bogan]

So now you can get Cheez Its. Valley Ranch, Cheez Its.

[John Holmberg]

And now you.

[Brady Bogan]

If you want to get them before anyone else, go to shop.cheezit.com wait through July 1st. They're gonna. They're gonna roll out in the stores in July, but you can get them.

[John Holmberg]

Hold on.

[Brady Bogan]

Time out for the fourth.

[John Holmberg]

It's just Cheez Its with the Dusty Ranch. Okay, so it's not ranch dressing flavored as Cheez It.

[Brady Bogan]

It's Cheez Its with the ranch that grows powder. Yeah, Cheadle.

[John Holmberg]

That's a news story to you. Huge.

[Brady Bogan]

It's huge. Jesus Christ.

[John Holmberg]

A new flavor.

[Brady Bogan]

Fourth of July barbecue.

[John Holmberg]

That's a. It's just so weird. What pops up on your computer. Cheez Its has ranch powder on it now. So everybody just take a few days off.

[Brady Bogan]

This Northern Ireland man, Declan McFerrin has set a new Guinness World Record by assembling Mr. Potato Head Toy in just 5.15 seconds. It includes 10 pieces. The hat, pants, eyes, nose.

[John Holmberg]

It's not easy.

[Brady Bogan]

Mustache, mouth. There's a video of them putting it together.

[John Holmberg]

Ten seconds. Jesus. He does it in five cheese at clothing. I don't know how you're not.

[Brady Bogan]

What size do they go to, Brett?

[John Holmberg]

What size do they start at is the question. Because there's no way. There's no. There's no small, no SMS or Ls.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, there's all sizes.

[John Holmberg]

No, there's not. What? I bet you if I ordered my regular L, it would show up and look like a fumigation tent. Starts at double X.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it actually starts.

[John Holmberg]

Let's be honest. You're gonna click on medium and they're gonna go out of stock. They're not. They're not housing a lot of medium Cheez IT gear. Especially that one. Look at that drip. Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

Awesome. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

I'd buy that for Brady, but It would be covered in his own ranch. Distressing if we bought them.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, look at. Look at this.

[John Holmberg]

They're sold out of every size but small. Shocking small. Why would you even try to order that? For a baby, maybe. When does the stock. They got the replenish.

[Brady Bogan]

They got the box up there. Now available, but it's probably sold out. I saw the Hidden Valley cheese.

[John Holmberg]

All right, calm down. It's probably sold out. You assume that those. Yeah, there's a run on that.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll get you some by the end of the show on Amazon if you.

[John Holmberg]

If you really want them. There's no way there's pay top dollar. There's Cheez It Paddle pickleball paddle cheese it floaty for the pool so you can eat Cheez Its and swim. Cheez it nail polish. Oh, Alex told me yesterday. There's a Cheez it Crunch wrap. It's a giant Cheez it on a Crunch wrap. Get ready to towel.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm going.

[John Holmberg]

He already knew Socks. Shay's fit. That's right. Get your clothing now.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Nothing says I quit quite like a giant cheese. We need that shirt for Brady too. I got that cheese in me.

[Brady Bogan]

Double X is available there.

[John Holmberg]

It's an X ray of somebody full of Cheez Its and it says I got the cheese in me. Boy, is that ever a shirt for you.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll kick in on that one.

[John Holmberg]

Get to double X, but make it stretchy because I have a feeling he's gonna eat in that one.

[Brady Bogan]

That's gonna show too much. Cheat on it.

[John Holmberg]

That one's got a fluctuate. You get the white one or the orange one. Don't get black.

[Brady Bogan]

I think.

[John Holmberg]

I think it's only in black. Ah, what a shame. Brady's the guy at the rave. When the black light hits him, he's just covered in dust. Is that glitter?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's glitter. There's a homeowner in Indiana that caught a 74 year old woman pooping on the side of her house twice. The first time was last month. He saw her on his lawn. Later realized that she left him a gift. He adjusted his surveillance cameras to that spot and a few weeks later, there she was again. She came back and did it again. The act was caught on camera. This time, broad daylight took it to the police. The old lady pooper is a retiree who lives in the area. She's a board member on the neighborhood hoa.

[John Holmberg]

Is she okay or she got a little dementia brewing?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, the police confronted her and she initially denied it was her minute.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, so she's done, like, footage.

[Brady Bogan]

She told the deputies she had no vendetta against the homeowner. She just had to use the restroom.

[John Holmberg]

That wasn't a restroom. Trip, here's the thing. I worry about our boss.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know if it's one of those, you know, you hear runners always having.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, they just drop when you go. Tripp is about that age, and he's got all his faculties, but, you know, time is undefeated. Father Time wins every. So I'm. I fear the one day that we're walking down the hall, and Tripp's like, yeah, well, hang on a second. I gotta take it. And he just squats right there in the hallway. I'm like, oh, no. It's. Am I inside or outside? You're in the hallway, Trip. Am I taking a. Yes. Oh, my God. Sorry. Drew, clean this.

[Brady Bogan]

She said she just, you know, the timing of it happened to be about twice.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The homeowner admitted he does have ongoing issues with the neighborhood hoa.

[John Holmberg]

Ah.

[Brady Bogan]

But he doesn't know any members of the HOA personally. He didn't know this woman was.

[John Holmberg]

He knows him.

[Brady Bogan]

She is. Since step down.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah. Eventually, we all start having unwanted and that. We can't be in control of an HOA or a, you know, Walgreens, anything.

[Brady Bogan]

And she's been charged with three misdemeanors. Criminal trespass, criminal mischief, and public nudity.

[John Holmberg]

I want to talk to you and Larry in my office for a second. Hang on a second. Gonna take a quick right here in the hallway. Tripp, you can't do that. You gotta go to the bathroom. What? Who are you talking. Mongoose. Uh. Oh, his mind's going. The mongoose told me I'm not allowed to in the hallway, but mommy says I can't. Okay, it's time to step down. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station, the Best of the Morning Sickness, is on the air. 98 KUPD. Do any of you people do any actual work? The Best of Holmberg's Morning Sickness. And then the one thing we are kind of avoiding this morning to start the show, or at least I am, is the obvious. Hey, did we kill Iran's president this weekend?

[Brady Bogan]

Cause I had helicopter.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about either. That's a very hell saying. You know, I got the. What are you talking about? It sort of seems like we might have killed that guy because there were some important people on a helicopter and the initial report was hard landing. Did you see the helicopter? That's the hardest landing on top of a helicopter I've ever seen. They smashed him into the side of a mountain, just so happens, and couldn't.

[Brady Bogan]

Look for him for a day.

[John Holmberg]

Took a while. The president and his like main, main guys were in there, like two or three of them. The vice president wasn't there, but main dudes were in there and they just smashed him into the side of a mountain over there, Azerbaijan. And they're like, can't help but think that although I am a bigot when it comes to that kind of stuff, I'm an American through and through. And when I think of like an Iranian helicopter, I think of the ones from mash. I don't think they have nice new helicopters because I just don't. I've been taught my whole life that they're poor, I know they've got tons of oil, I know I'm wrong. But whenever they show pictures of it, I never see like an awesome helicopter. Like I see like them. Remember when that one guy got buried, the Khomeini guy, and they had that pine box and they fell out of it like five times. Everything they do over there looks like a poor people crazy. It's nuts. So I saw the helicopter on the side. I'm like, well, that's one of those MASH helicopters because they're still flying those Korean War era helicopters around and stuff and presidents in them. It was probably a really nice helicopter, like Kobe's, but still I picture the.

[Brady Bogan]

Ones like in Rambo. The second one, just the stick in.

[John Holmberg]

The bubble helicopters, right? Oh, big ones. Yeah. Those big Huey looking things. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, it's all military. Everything I think of when I say Iran's helicopter, it's probably not like ours. Like the President's helicopter is like a plane, our President, Iran. I just picture that they, you know, some dude made it and it barely works. Yeah, he's not rolling in a Blue Thunder Werewolf or something. It's like an old like, like Channel 3's like 1988 news chopper got sold to Iran and that's now the presidential helicopter. That's because I am a American through and through. And I think of other countries are all garbage because that's what I've been taught since I was a kid. Iran's the first one that I think is garbage I've never seen. First off, everyone I meet from Iran has escaped it and talks about how horrible it is there. And everyone on tv, they don't seem Happy. And probably because they don't have much technology. But they do. Evidently. Tehran is like, a pretty advanced place. But I won't see that. All I see is a dump. But I'm pretty sure we killed the president this weekend over there in Iran. That's just super convenient that that dude's chopper went down. And there's a bunch of them on there too. It wasn't just the president. It was. Oh, yeah. The prime minister, the whole secretary, the whole cabinet's gone. The whole thing. They got rid of all. And it's just, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

So It's a Bell 212.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Is that a good one?

[Brady Bogan]

Look. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Let's look what year, though. We're picturing 61. The bell 212 is A. Yeah, it's too. Yeah, it's. It's an old news chopper. It's like an old medical.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go.

[John Holmberg]

That doesn't look like a newfangled deal. It's even still got the back prop instead of that little jet thing like all our cool helicopters. That was gonna be like TC from Magnum PI's helicopter. Right? Just the bubble.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's tight. Oh, he couldn't afford that. He's the Iranian President. Had that. TC. I very much like to be in TC's chopper, but we don't have the money. They got tons of money over there. They got their control in the straits. I always think of Iran as a. Just a dump. Everything I think of outside of the United States, maybe Canada, some parts of Europe, all dumps everywhere is a dump compared to here. That's what I think I was thinking.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, when I first saw the story, like, it's a foggy. It was really foggy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And I'm like, why are you taking off?

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

We're fine.

[John Holmberg]

Let's go. President. Around. Over a mountain range in the fog. I mean, that's what they did with Kobe.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And Kobe was even like, why did they take the great Kobe Bryant on that risky ride? Why don't you take the president of an entire nation that's like, on the brink of causing World War 3, and you smash him into the. That just seems a little Archduke Ferdinand to me. I think. I feel like. I feel like somebody got taken down. There's a savage suffered a hard landing. They're looking for him. Looking for him. Why? What's a hard landing? Isn't that a crash? I think that's just a crash.

[Brady Bogan]

What caused it? Yeah. In the fog, you can't see Any trace of.

[John Holmberg]

Well, the good news is they don't have any technology firing something. They don't have any video cameras or ring cameras in Iran. So nobody's going to see the missile that we fired from God knows where into that thing. And they'll make the claim and we'll deny it, but I kind of believe we shot it down. I got no beef with that. But maybe dumb might start something awful. But I think Iran's definitely going to say we had something to do with it. They said, oh, this is a story I just noticed. This is the fun of it since they're blaming the fog for the helicopter crash, but the data for the weather forecast in that region the entire day have been completely deleted. I don't know why you delete weather unless you were people would find out. You could fly around it.

[Brady Bogan]

It's all shorts on the phone.

[John Holmberg]

Let's figure this out. Yeah. Yeah. Schwartz, give me the current temperatures in Tehran. It's us or Israel. Somebody shot that thing down. I'm not buying into this hole. Wow, what a coincidence that the guy, the country we can't stand that's making noise all over the place and funding this met with a terrible incident in a bell 212. No way. We'll see. They're definitely going to blame Israel though. I bet you the last words they said before the thing hit the side of the mountain, Goddamn Jews. I bet you that was the last thing that he said. They blame the Jews for that crash. There's no way they don't. That's. They blame the Jews for everything over there. In fact, I got an Iranian who emailed me and said your Jeep didn't hit a rock in the windshield. Your big Juno's cracked. I'm like, shut up. And then like a la Akbar or something. He wrote at the end. Yeah. That definitely the helicopter was flying through fog. And then we hear goddamn Jews. And then a bigger fireball. The Jews caused the plane to crash. They did everything. The Jews caused the fog. The Jews made fog. And then they. They pushed it towards the President's helicopter. And now we have no president. Goddamn Jews. We'll be right back with the sport. The Jews caused the terrain soccer team to lose this weekend. Thinking about how horrible the Jews are. They lost to 2N. We're back with the black box with.

[Brady Bogan]

All the recording on it.

[John Holmberg]

That's all you hear what's in the fog that?

[Brady Bogan]

Is that the star David?

[John Holmberg]

Well, you fly around that. Fly around that. This Jew fog. And I recognize the Jews. Artificial fog. Jew Fog. That is Jew fog. The Jews have conjured up fog and they're causing trouble for our aerial. We're in trouble. Band name, too. And this mountain was not here before. That's a big Jewish man laying on his back. That's a nose. Yep. I. I have a feeling this is going to. They're all going to blame Israel, and we'll sit back and twiddle our thumbs going, we don't know anything about it. It seems just like an unfortunate incident. But I have a feeling we did it. I mean, was there a single person out there who thought, oh, wow, that's unfortunate, or did every one of us, oh, the Iranian president's helicopter crashed. Are we gonna get caught? That was it. Might as well just. You might as well have a dog with a belly full of panties with the guilt that we're riding on that one. It was a. And the story better stay straight. But we got that octogenarian who can barely keep his lunch down.

[Brady Bogan]

He already said at the commencement speed over the weekend.

[John Holmberg]

Jews.

[Brady Bogan]

We got a good copter.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, we got a chopper. Get my chopper. Check. Oh, good. Yeah. This one smells of the. This guy says. You're saying it, John. I am. It's. It's got a little Jussie Smollet attached to it. Like, the first time you hear the story, you're like, wait a minute. What, two in the morning, 23 below zero, and people recognized you. Aren't you bundled up?

[Brady Bogan]

I saw two guys on the base of the mountain holding a bazooka, and they're wearing subway hats.

[John Holmberg]

And then they say it was this. This is Maga country. I don't know what they were doing, but they definitely. And then one of them said, aren't you that from Empire? Or aren't you the president of Iran? It was the weirdest thing. It was one of the two of us, we were on our way. We went to subway. It was very cold, got ourselves sandwiches. And then the next thing you know, two black guys put the noose around my neck and called me homo effort. Make me get into the helicopter, build Jew fog and smash us into hill.

[Brady Bogan]

Fitness training in the mountains.

[John Holmberg]

You know, we knew we don't get fog much in Azerbaijan, mostly. Only when the Jews come. You know, you read it in their book, the Bible, the locusts and the fog. They do that, the Jews. Jews cause weather. It's gonna be Gene Simmons next solo album. Jew Fog, the lights. I just introduced Kiss's new album. Jew Fog takes down Iran, and it can be yours for $30 now, some of that money goes to me, of course, and the rest goes to funding the weather center to bake more Jew fog so we can kill more bad presidents. Yeah, this one just. It just smells. Someone says, where were the Clintons this weekend? You know, Benjamin Netanyahu? I can get rid of that guy, no problem. Do you need Jew fog? You know what? That might help. Throw up some Jew fog. And then I'll get rid of this helicopter. There's just a guy with grease all over his face and overalls. All right, Mr. President of Iran, your helicopter's all service and ready to go. You feel familiar? Do I know you? No, you do not. And don't worry about it. You're not gonna have to remember me for another 45 minutes, because that's all you got left. Very good. Thank you, local Yoko, for fixing helicopter. Why is boy from Alabama fix helicopter in Russia? By John? He's the best. Just standing there with a wrench. All right, Hillary, lift off. I'm not flying that thing, Bill. I gave it a shot.

[Brady Bogan]

White T shirt with black marker on it says Bell Helicopter.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he's a good one. Listen, his name is Billy. He knows his way around engineering. Would you like to come with us, Billy? Heck, no. I'm never gonna. I mean, I've got stuff to do. Yeah, I have a feeling we may have done that. Guy says, wait a minute, I'm sleeping. I just woke up. Did we down a helicopter? Yeah, we did. We did that. It's. None of this is. It's just what happens next. Did we cover the story well enough to where they can't fight us? And if we do have Jew fog, awesome job. Leave it to my people to create fog to kill things. As like, a Stephen King book. The fog, the Jew fog, they're gonna definitely get on us. Just prepare yourselves. World War iii. That's why you gotta get out in this beautiful weather while it lasts. Cause you never know when they. When it all hits the fan. The Jew fog hits us, you know, there I was, staring at beautiful Sedona and wondering, you know, you get into those moments when you're. You know, the mushrooms kick in and you're staring at Sedona. Kind of like we could all just take a step back and look at things like this and realize, why are we trying so hard to wreck it? You know? And then it all kind of wears off, and you look at the tv. If I lived and I ran, I'd want to wreck it, too. If I was stuck down in that dump, I'd be like, I'm blowing up all the good stuff. Because if you blow up all the good stuff, then your stuff doesn't seem so bad. At least it's not blowed up. But it just feels like we could all do better when it comes to that. And then the next thing you know, Jew fog, Iran's president's dad, it's all over, and they're yelling at each other nonstop. They don't have a Sedona over. They don't have, like a. A weekend retreat. Can't imagine there's a small, like, village in just outside of Tehran by an hour and a half that they can drive to for the vistas and, you know, have a movie festival. I don't. I just don't think it happened. You don't think they have an Iranian vortex over there anyway? Yeah, right where the Jew fog met the mountain, met the helicopter, that was. That was the vortex right in the same spot. But anyway, so probably gonna blow it all up.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's the next man up, I wonder?

[John Holmberg]

Their vice president. He was sitting at home. They got it, and he's the one that's in line for the next ayatollah job. Like, they like this guy a lot, so we'll see. I had a cab driver once from the airport to my house that was from Iran. And he was mad at me, but not because of anything other than that. He had two jobs, his dad had like five jobs. And they loved it here. Appreciate what goes on here more. Okay? I just flew home. I haven't said a word. If you don't appreciate this place, it will fall apart. It will be your fault. I've witnessed this. Okay? Cabbie. That music, if that stuff was going on at my house, I'd kill everybody. I'd be militant immediately if the only Sonos channel I had. No. Nope. Where's my gun? I'd say it every day. So I don't know if there's a Sedona of Tehran. Come to Tehran. Two hours away. Sedona, Iran. There's like these beautiful mountains. Why do we hate each other so much? And then fog rolls in. That's why the Jews, they made us not see the vistas. Do they have off roading? That's the thing. I. You know, I was on Broken Arrow this weekend. There's a bunch of guys out there hanging out. We're all friends. I don't know anybody's political views or anything. We're just all Jeep guys having the times of our lives fun. And I start thinking about do they have this anywhere else in like Iran? Are they in Iran with jeeps and their shirts off and a cooler of beer in the back just having a party? No.

[Brady Bogan]

Fully gowned.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they're in there.

[Brady Bogan]

They're in dresses in the dunes kind of. I mean, it's Middle east, so yeah, they'll do that.

[John Holmberg]

But I mean, then they're the cooler.

[Brady Bogan]

Colliding into each other. The ones tumbling down the.

[John Holmberg]

They're idiots because they don't have alcohol. So they're drinking like crab juice or whatever it is they like. And some. Some disgusting. They're not gotta relax. That scene I saw this weekend. Or people in the middle of Chicken Point park their jeep, put out a picnic table and the four of them were having like a meal in the middle of nowhere, right in the four wheel drive trail. Like, this is what it. This doesn't happen. Well, you got to start appreciating the United States and places like it, because off roading in Iran, I picture just you're just running from some group of people that are trying to kill you. I don't see it ever being like a relaxing weekend somewhere in Iran. It would be terrifying all the time. Like you don't ever just say, hey, it's Brett's birthday. We're gonna take the boys up to Sedona and we're gonna run around and have some beers and plop down in an Airbnb and head home. It just. That's not. No wonder they're so angry. We need to get them to Sedona. It just takes the edge off of everything. You could be having a terrible time in life and Sedona will be like, you know what? This isn't so bad. And then you leave and it's great. That's why women go there after divorces with their three friends, get their grooves back. See any of that this weekend? No, I wasn't paying attention to. I was pretty much quick timing it through the four wheel drive routes and then just relaxing. Didn't go sit at any of. You have to go to resorts for that. Oh, okay. So if you go to the resort, that's when the ladies all spend 300 each and they split two rooms and, you know, then they got to bunk up with the one and there's three of them that get along and the one that kind of tags along and that fourth one always gets bunked up with the one that likes it the least. And then that's all they talk about when not around each other. But in the meantime, they're at the winery, tipping glasses and clinking and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Clink, clink, clink.

[John Holmberg]

You're gonna be just fine. And you know what this weekend's name is?

[Brady Bogan]

It's called Roger Weekend.

[John Holmberg]

Can't believe the dog ate the panties. She's gonna be fine. We'll do yoga in the woods. I'm gonna take my shirt off and walk you out into the woods. We'll do yoga. Okay. My ex husband never wanted to do yoga. Yeah, there's a reason for that. Not a twink. You do. Yeah, because I'm. I'm a predator is what I am. Taking advantage of vulnerable women in the woods here. Oh, your downward dog is amazing. Yeah, you'll see if I just get behind you and straighten your hips a little. Is that. Is that better like that? Oh, yeah. I really feel that your hands are so much bigger than Rogers. Quit talking about Roger so much. It's like a fog's rolling in. Damn Jews. What? Yeah, I'm anti Semitic. That's another thing Roger always complained about. Roger doesn't sound so bad. So, John, you're not too far off. Their cloud seeding planes try to control weather. They've done that in China. They did it for the Olympics that time. So they're actually a military operation. They produce massive clouds and fog. And he said, and the Jews do it in the shape of giant noses. So, you know, it's a bird, it's a plane. No, it's a Holmberg nose cloud. All right, that's enough. They did not design Jew fog after the shape of my nose. They did design it to kill the Iranian president. And by the way, if we did that, how awesome is that? You go back in history and Trojan horses and things like that. If we invented fog to take down a helicopter, that's epic. That's a top fiver right there. That's.

[Brady Bogan]

Would it bring rain?

[John Holmberg]

Well, we can do that. We actually can do it. But I'm saying a fog that's thick enough to come out of the blue and drop a helicopter, that's Trojan. That's. That's history book awesome. And then the Americans invented fog that they could carry around and push in front of aircraft and make them smash in the mountain, that's getting it done. So am I for all this because it could cause more trouble? No, but if it was necessary and we don't know why, and we did it that way, and we didn't have to shoot it down. We just fogged it and bailed. Brilliant. That's why I'm proud To be American. It's not beyond my scope of rationalization to sit there and think, yeah, I bet we invented the fog that took that plane down because we're that way. Nothing's standing in our way. We got all the money. I love it. On the list, Sinatra, fly me the moon for Iran. The Iranian president. You think that was plankton on Sinatra? I like to fly me to the moon. Where is all this fog coming from? I think we both know the answer to that. Mr. President, we'll be taking off in a second. Please enjoy all the everything that you have here for. Well, the plane stops every once in a while, so enjoy yourselves on the flight. I don't see any weather restrictions on the way over to Tehran from Azerbaijan, except for maybe some Jew fog, but we'll look out for that. A little worried about the intermittent quitting of the engine. Seems a little weird. In other words, let's try to get above. The Jew fog's very high, though. Getting in on the phone, find out there was Ju fog in Tehran that day. And that's another thing, as Americans. Is it registered to you at all that maybe one of the guys comes in to a tyranny like meeting, humming and singing this? I love Sinatra. How dare you. Come on, guys, give him credit. And the doll, please, Mr. President, the Sinatra is making people uncomfortable. Have you heard this one? This is so great. Are there dudes in in Tehran who collect vinyl? Oh, this is a classic. Shut your mouth. Shut up when he kicks it or listen to the tenor when he starts. Oh, I know Americans pig dogs, but this guy someday post it. When I'm awfully low and the Jew is dead. I will feel a glow. Just. This is the best. We'll start the meeting in 10 minutes, but wait till some notorious man. Oh, that's good. Have you guys seen the girl from Panema? Oh, so great. He's boy Dean Martin. And oh so good. Sir, can we get to killing American pig dogs and Jews again? Hey, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. But not Sammy Davis. He was a Jew. Sammy Davis is a horrible American pig dog. Jew. What? Seriously though, give Sammy his crib. Tall and ten and young. Listen to that. The tone goes walking and when she passes.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they have to love this.

[John Holmberg]

How can you not like that? Tell me. In Iran this doesn't everybody? There we go. The Nepali, Italian pit dogs. Love is key. And they have to sit there with their robes on in a room with their arms crossed, all angry. I bet dimartin got a lot of trim. Hey, how come as this bit Goes on. We all sound more and more like Triumph Insult comic. I don't know. But none of us. We're so Americanized. We think if you played this, everybody just get shot.

[Brady Bogan]

Contagious.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody. Yeah. Be like, come on. We hate you guys. But that's a good one. Bells will ring tingling, tingling and you'll sing the. Hey, if you guys heard this new one. I know it's a risk for me to bring this to the party, but come on, it's pretty cool.

[Brady Bogan]

I. I see this more.

[John Holmberg]

You think Give it to Me Baby is more popular?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

They're under their robes. Come on, now. This guy was a killer. Did you kill it? No, just again. This stuff is classic. Let him go get a drink. Come on. I don't see it. All that crap they listen to, I'd be unhappy too. Listen to some good music, get alcohol into your culture and knock all this stuff off. You could solve the world's problem with just like a little. A couple of beers. Rick James and Frank Sinatra. That's the middle. That's peace in the middle East. Sinatra come over there and just go, guys, if you don't. If we can't get along after, let's start where we all agree this dude kicked ass, right? Can we all agree he's American pig dog? Come on, Just listen to the tone and tell me that we can't. They call you ladies. Come on. Speaking of sinning and gambling.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway, we can change it to man luck.

[John Holmberg]

What is Lady Luck? Cut her feet off. No, no, Calm down about your religious nonsense and just listen to the words. What does Lady Luck? She comes like benchy a night. Yeah. How little fun do you have in your life? But you just find a Sinatra song and you sit down with the president of Iran. You go, listen, just give me three minutes of your time. Go through luck, be a lady with me, and everything's gonna be fine. And then you play some of your music and I'll tell you how wrong you are. Isn't it great? No, it's not. It's awful. You know what great is this dude, like at the beginning is so much more comfortable. You are turning me on this osinatra thing. Oh, tell me about his little black friend, the Jill. All right, you know, kind of gotta give him that one. Have you ever seen how they treated Sammy, though? Yeah, they were pretty rough on Sammy.

[Brady Bogan]

Joy Bishop, good guy.

[John Holmberg]

Joy Bishop. He's good, but they would crush Sammy. Pretty girl to carry him around. We like that. Didn't they poke his eye out? No, that was from something else. But if it makes you feel better. Yeah, Sinatra, Pope Desire. Start there.

[Brady Bogan]

Now here's Don Rickles, everybody.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he comes out and roasts the Iranians. Hey, sir, nice dress. Who is this asshole? Quiet down, hockey puck. There's a better time, but I think that's the way, the right way to go. Get the Italians involved. They've never won a war or done anything really good in their millions of years. I mean, the Romans, but that was even. That didn't really account once they became Italy.

[Brady Bogan]

Italy, they can build stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they're great. They're all. They're great at coming up with reality. Kennedy. You did get Kennedy. You've done it before. He was friends with Sinatra. Anyway, I could go on and on about how to solve the world, and a lot of it starts with Frank Sinatra. You pick one and don't pick Sinatra. Oh, all right. Well, then let me. Although Fly Me to the Moon is pretty awesome. Oh, my kind of temple. You're Toledoing yourself over here. Flying into the other. Oh, listen to that guy. Who's mad after this? Let me see. What spring? Usually some guy's wife because she's banging Frank. Jupiter, in other words. Did he say Jupiter? That's close. That's close enough. He's one of us, in other words. Baby, kiss me. Just the way Jew looked tonight. They're just idiots. I could solve the world's problem with one album and a six pack. They'd probably kill me because they're so uptight. I could do it. That would work. Maybe a little ayahuasca. Me and the President sit out there. One of them deserts. And Ireland. What does it all mean, man? You're right. I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I looked at the 29 beautiful places in Iran. Most beautiful.

[John Holmberg]

That's a Google search. Your phone just didn't run away.

[Brady Bogan]

Pulled up a boxing helicopter in the mountains. No. Very Sedona.

[John Holmberg]

Like they have a Sedona place. Holy cow, that place is gorgeous. How are they Angry? Let's go there for a weekend. I got to go to the Vortex.

[Brady Bogan]

The Bishop Waterfalls.

[John Holmberg]

Bitches driving me crazy. It's probably all like nuclear fall off or they're plutonium plants trying to build through the Jew fog to get there. That's the problem. You tried to fly through it. The Jew fog comes in. I've never been. I'm too afraid. But. But that's the thing we don't know about Iran. I'm sure there's lovely spots, but we never see them. They never like Focus in on what? Like Iran being good.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. If I'd show you that picture, you know, you'd think that's in Europe.

[John Holmberg]

Sure, that's beautiful. But I've talked to guys have been Afghanistan and Iraq. They didn't stumble across many Sedonas. Anthony over there from Eric's family Barbecue had not a lot of glowing reviews of places he can't wait to return to when this war's over. I'm coming back here. This place is gorgeous. His Yelp reviews aren't that good on. No, no. He's number three with his barbecue. And then he does not have a number three spot in Iraq to go back to. Nobody's ever said that this is the Sedona of Iraq. People will go to Globe over here to the east of Phoenix and say it's the Iraq of Arizona. But I mean, other than that. Don't get mad at me. Globe place is weird. Looks like it's been bombed out. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Grab some protection. Here comes the best of Homburg's morning sickness. I'm 98K upd. This segment brought to you guys by MMP Guns on 12th street in Indian Street School inside of Mo Money Pond. Now, MMP Guns is your firearms expert. Whether you look for a new firearm for yourself, for your girlfriend, your wife, you want to build one, you need accessories, you need ammo. If they don't got it, they'll get it. It's MMP Guns over on 12th street in Indian School. Check them out [e-mail] Dear Brady, I met a girl who's 23 years old. She's blind in one eye. And I say that only to tell you that this isn't about how hot and young she is. She's 28, younger or years younger than me. We surprisingly talk more than we have sex. She's like a soulmate. But I have to admit that the age thing is crazy. Another thing I can tell you is she's actually not young looking. She looks like she's in her mid to late 30s. And so do I. I look good for my age. So people don't really see our age difference visually. Totally. But is this wrong no matter what? It's not the typical May December thing. I hate that I have hang ups with it. My ex and I broke up because suddenly she hated intimacy of any kind. Even a simple hug or touch got questioned in my house and I just stopped talking to her. She expected me to just fall in line with her lack of desire. So admittedly this relationship overlapped with my wife. So I'm wondering, is this something I want to work? Because it would mean I didn't leave my wife for a fucking fling. I'm a screwed up dude, Elijah. And that's a name no one will recognize.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a little bit of element in all of that, I believe, because you, if you're stating there is a reason why I discovered this new 28 year old. Yes, that was a, your wife wasn't meeting your needs. So then you have in the back your mind, oh, is this a doomed relationship now or I gotta stick with this longer.

[John Holmberg]

Right. You're having buyers until that combo.

[Brady Bogan]

Until I heard that, I would say enjoy the relationship.

[John Holmberg]

It's okay to have that relationship with Cockeyed Betty.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

But with patches.

[Brady Bogan]

I wouldn't look into it. Like saying, oh, now that I've done this, I have to dig in and make this last.

[John Holmberg]

Right. I gotta make this work or I'm a jerk. Yeah, like this was real love.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

With my one eyed teen.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

It looks like she's 40. I, I, I'm gonna go ahead and step away from all the other crap you talked about. So your girlfriend sounds horrible.

[Brady Bogan]

But you know, on the, on the flip side, if he's honest with her.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

If he's talking to her about the situation, you're starting off on the right foot there. Yeah, like I'm an open book.

[John Holmberg]

It's true.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's the deal. You know, there was a crossover there, but if he was giving her the line that, oh yeah, we've been sit.

[John Holmberg]

Down with her, you know what?

[Brady Bogan]

Left me a long time ago.

[John Holmberg]

Take her to dinner and sit down and say, I need to talk to you. Look at me. Oh, let me sit on the other side. I forgot, sorry. Let me look you in the eye. I need to talk to your eye and see half of your soul. Look elderly looking, 23 year old, cockeyed Betty.

[Brady Bogan]

Would you wear a patch for me?

[John Holmberg]

Would you put these sunglasses on? Lose little weight.

[Brady Bogan]

You like pirate movies?

[John Holmberg]

Get some Botox. You're 23. You look like you're 40. I mean, that is not a good thing to say about your girlfriend beyond all the other crap. She's 23, but she looks 40, so it's okay. So what happens when she turns? Yeah, what happens when she, well, he'll be dead. But still, what do you say? 28 year difference? 61.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Was that 51? I don't know how to do math. Sounds good to me. 51. Yeah. Does it? She's got one eye and she looks like she's going through menopause. He's in the 60s. So what are you gonna do? 50s Brett. We did the math again. He's our age. Oh, then you know. Yeah, bounce. Leave Cyclops alone and find something else. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Eight years with that, she's gonna look 70.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah. If she's double her age now, every year is two and a half. So by the time she's actually 30, 68 years old, you've got six good years with old one. And you know what? She ain't gonna see it. Now. Leave Cyclops alone. She's probably peering at herself, but peripherally, because that one side looks great. I hope we helped. Elijah. You wrote it. You had some fun. She's sweet and fun, but you wouldn't be writing a radio station letter if it was true love in your heart. And you're like, God, I really care about her. You're asking questions because you have questions, and your questions are valid and weird.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I started, so I made my own bed on this. I gotta stay with it.

[John Holmberg]

You hose old one eye at work, and then. And then your wife and you broke up. You made excuses about it, and now you're keeping one eye around even though you're clearly not that attracted to her.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but I can put it in the eye. It doesn't bother.

[John Holmberg]

It's a finishing zone. It's like the clown's mouth in miniature golf, only better.

[Brady Bogan]

Just be honest with Cyclops, right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Say stuff like, I just don't see this working out. What? You heard me.

[Brady Bogan]

Got my eye on you.

[John Holmberg]

This thing's all cockeyed. I just don't. Anyway, this is the best one. I like this one a lot. Dear Brady, I met a girl online. She's beautiful, and, yes, we FaceTime. So she's real. We've completely fallen for each other and want to get closer, but here it is. She's Nigerian and needs me to send her some money to buy her a ticket.

[Brady Bogan]

There we go.

[John Holmberg]

Suddenly I'm skeptical. She suggested, you don't have to send me money. Come see me. That means I have to go to Nigeria, and I don't love her that much. I don't want things to end. But this just got. Ooh. Here's what he says. This just got super Sus. That's the thing people say, now, now, Darren. It's Sus. Now you're no. And no, it wasn't Sus.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't send her money for a ticket.

[John Holmberg]

And don't go to Nigeria. Meet her in Miami and have her foot the bill for her own thing. If she'll never. If. If your Nigerian girlfriend can never afford to leave Nigeria, there's a problem. You leave her in Nigeria, you don't need that here. Go back and listen to Eddie Murphy's old bit about unfufuu when he goes and gets ready. American women are crazy. Go get me an African woman. Problem is start hanging out with American women. Get Americanized. Eddie, I would like to talk to you. Half, Eddie, I want half. Yeah, it's your Nigerian girlfriend can't leave Nigeria. You're either gonna be a Nigerian hero or. And move her here until she's.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, there's that. The other thing is she finally gets over here. So long, sucker.

[John Holmberg]

Of course, I go back to my story about my friend Ronson, who at age 21, hired a. Or got a company and bought himself an Asian bride. He was still living at home with his parents. She came flying over here, looked amazing. They got married the first week because that was the arrangement. She stayed at the house or. No, they were going to. They agreed to get married the first week and they couldn't do it. I don't think you're allowed to do it for like 90 days. That was the rule. She's mowing the grass. She's doing the whole family's laundry. The house is spotless. She's performing on a nightly basis with him and anyone he points to.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice.

[John Holmberg]

It's like, do that guy. Okay, Mr.

[Brady Bogan]

Ransom.

[John Holmberg]

Anything you say, friend. She came over here and was gangbusters. So great that at day 45, his younger brother, 19 years old, Jeff orders himself one. This is too great. She's on her way. It takes a little time. She's about to show up. This hits about the 90 day period, right, where Mr. Ronson's girl disappeared. Because after 90 days she's allowed to stick around the country without his help. If she's done all the paperwork properly for the brothers is on the way. So they get another 90 days of free blow jobs and laundry done. And then that one disappeared too. How much did it cost him? I don't remember.

[Brady Bogan]

I think he says, bring them over.

[John Holmberg]

8 to 12 grand or something. 90 days, that's kind of. He didn't know that. Well, he thought it was a lifetime. And at first I was thinking about, it's great she's doing this and that his dad was happy because he was staying at the house.

[Brady Bogan]

Remember when that. The other one, it was here in Phoenix. But they'd fly guys over. You'd go there for eight weeks.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And all you're doing is meeting, waiting, courting.

[John Holmberg]

The Russians, they used to be big on that. You'd fly over and meet them and then find your favorite and then shoot them back over here. And then they'd leave like it was almost every time. I've never seen one of those where it's like we were married for 47 years. It's just not a thing.

[Brady Bogan]

There's only one I know. It was our old boss's friend Chuck's.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, he got an Asian.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But he's.

[Brady Bogan]

And that happened for a long time.

[John Holmberg]

But that guy soaked in money. That guy was rich. And he second marriage ended. He's 70. She's sticking around for that. She didn't stay for the citizenship. She got the. That's lottery stuff. Charlie handled that beautifully. That dude, he had tons of money hired out, got himself a South Korean that didn't mind.

[Brady Bogan]

It worked.

[John Holmberg]

How insanely racist he was. He and his friends towards her and everything. And then. So I guess if you're seven, the other wives.

[Brady Bogan]

Hilarious.

[John Holmberg]

Hated it because it looked. Because otherwise recognize, wow, she's better than us. That's what they see. That's what the other wives get mad at that because they're like, damn it. She's. She's doing the job that we say we don't have. Like, we want equality. This girl is subservient.

[Brady Bogan]

Follows him.

[John Holmberg]

And that's why. Yeah, three feet behind. Well, that's why a woman always never gets in front of him. And they're always like, I guess that's it. What do you have to talk about? You think we want to talk to you? What do I have to talk about with you? All you do is complain at me and tell me how wrong I am all the time. This one's like, oh, so it's about sex. Look, lady.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Here's what you don't realize about the male body. When it's functioning properly, that means every night we wake up with a raging erection. It's not our choice to be this way. It's genetic. It's biological. If your body works right, you wake up with wood every night. We're supposed to strive for it. It's not our fault. It's just what we are. So, yeah, a little Korean girl comes over and says, I'll do whatever this thing needs me to. Whenever that thing grows, I'll use it. So that's what you really want? You don't want a partner to talk to or. No, not really. I got friends for that.

[Brady Bogan]

That's why we got this sex nanny, right?

[John Holmberg]

Why do you think I ordered a sex nanny? Is that what she is?

[Brady Bogan]

A sex manny?

[John Holmberg]

She just does all the things I won't do. Now you're getting it. There you go, sister. So you want somebody to just do all the laundry? You want somebody to pay all the bills? We never, never bring that up. You're a jerk. You know what, Quan Lee? Let's get out of here. This lady's mean. Have fun with your. Your 4 and 12 year old. I will, I will. You think you're fun? You're screaming out the window in curlers.

[Brady Bogan]

Albeit Viet shack.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going to see. I think she knows the secret menu. Hey, Tang. It's Brady's new girlfriend and I hanging out. Oh, Tang. A single chain 2005. I never had that before. Bring me a plate of that too. Tang. Two plates of. I'll call the police. It's 9:42. There you go. Don't order up Nigerians and fly them over here. Don't. I didn't think that needed to even be said. But Jesus, you've got a Nigerian girlfriend.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but she's real.

[John Holmberg]

Look, if you've ever facetimed with a Nigerian with the hopes of love, you're the problem, not them. You're going to lose your money. Don't. But I really know. Where are your friends? Do you have any friends? I've known Brady for a long time. Met a girl online from Nigeria. I'm thinking about flying her over. I'm gonna punch you in the nose. Turn your. You're not allowed to work the computer.

[Brady Bogan]

I got all my info. She knows me.

[John Holmberg]

I'm changing your passwords. You can't talk to her. Don't take my love away.

[Brady Bogan]

You see me with an X acto knife carving out a book?

[John Holmberg]

What exactly. Just carving some pages out so I can send some money for a plane ticket. Why do you have to send her money? Just buy her a ticket. Not how it works in Nigeria. See? What do you have in common with a Nigerian woman? So much. Can only imagine.

[Brady Bogan]

I like goat.

[John Holmberg]

Stop it. If you have a friend who's dating a Nigerian and stop them immediately. Be a friend, for Christ's sake. If you have a friend dating a girl from Arkansas. Stop it. She's the same thing. I just need a couple bucks to get from Mountain Home over to Phoenix. Then I'll do everything. Take it from Dennis the emailer. Fell in love with that girl. From Alaska. She shows up. She's Irish in Alaska and shows up. She's got a speed buggy issue down south and a dead tooth in her mouth he can smell across the room. You can't get imagine what that Nigerian's dental work's been like over the years. She can't afford a plane ticket. You think she's, you know, taking care of any of those holes in the back of her mouth? I don't mean to sound racist, but never date a Nigerian.

[Brady Bogan]

That's just common sense.

[John Holmberg]

That's not common sense. And Nigerians. I understand why you're doing doing it, but knock it off. If you're listening over Nigeria, they have to live here for a while on their own before you can date them. My God, are you all that dumb? Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. There's more of the best of Hombre's morning sickness. 98K. Uh, it's John Holmberg here and thank you for listening to the best of Holmberg's Morning Sickness. 2024 in the books. Doesn't mean you can stop taking care of yourself. You have to forge forward into the new year. And don't do it with resolutions or silliness. For crying out loud. Call my [e-mail]. you got a couple more days to take advantage of their amazing deal. Hombergen train. Get you two months of training for 199 bucks. Turn you into a sheepdog. Keep you from being a sheep. Reactdefense.com it's the home of tactical black rerun Brady. Entertain me.

[Brady Bogan]

All right boys, let's see how you do on the mental floss.com they put together a quiz where you name a song and what movie it's from.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

How deep is your love?

[John Holmberg]

Saturday Night Fever.

[Brady Bogan]

Take my breath away.

[John Holmberg]

Top Gun. Nice.

[Brady Bogan]

Kiss from a rose.

[John Holmberg]

Batman. One of them.

[Brady Bogan]

It was Batman. Was forever. Was the second one right? Never Ending Story 3.

[John Holmberg]

It was in that.

[Brady Bogan]

It was in that.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know there was three of.

[Brady Bogan]

Them somewhere out there. Linda, Ronstan. James.

[John Holmberg]

American.

[Brady Bogan]

Everything I do, I do for you.

[John Holmberg]

Damn it.

[Brady Bogan]

Robin Hood.

[John Holmberg]

Nice. You should know that. I know I did. I didn't say it. I just said damn it. It's.

[Brady Bogan]

I just called to say I love you. Stevie Wonder. Rotten Tomatoes. Tomato Meter scores for the 27 Pixar pictures.

[John Holmberg]

There's 27 of them. Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

The lowest one, number 27 was 39. Rotten Tomatoes.

[John Holmberg]

Not Moana. What's that? Red haired Scottish girl. Thomas was here. Brave.

[Brady Bogan]

That would brave is number 2179.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's pretty good.

[Brady Bogan]

Cars 2 was the bottom.

[John Holmberg]

It's terrible.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I thought. And then Cars three is right above it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Cars three is no good either.

[Brady Bogan]

Car series with the biplanes.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't like cars. I thought that was.

[Brady Bogan]

That was a different one.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think cars would include planes. We made cars and we really threw the audience by having absolutely no cards. It's all planes things. It's like trucks only having cars too. Trucks only. We also have cars.

[Brady Bogan]

Of the of 18 and up. They all have over 90 rating and two have 100. School.

[John Holmberg]

Toy Story 2.

[Brady Bogan]

Toy Story 2 is number one.

[John Holmberg]

I know I'll probably has a few.

[Brady Bogan]

Feelings one and Toy Story.

[John Holmberg]

Toy Story and Toy Story 2. What is the UPS rating? Gotta be in the 90s.

[Brady Bogan]

Up is 98. So there's a. There's a three way tie at 98. Toy Story 3 up inside out.

[John Holmberg]

No other animated feature has a miscarriage in it. That's why you got to give up. Two thumbs up. It's unreal that they did that. A miscarriage in the middle of a movie. That's a cartoon.

[Brady Bogan]

It put finding Nemo number three at 99.

[John Holmberg]

Jets never had a miscarriage. Flintstones never had a miscarriage. Scooby Doo. You sure about that?

[Brady Bogan]

Jetson 1.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. Woman and women in red. Or woman.

[Brady Bogan]

Call me Blondie.

[John Holmberg]

American. Damn it. Good jobber.

[Brady Bogan]

Accidentally in Love. Counting crows. Shrek 2.

[John Holmberg]

Nice.

[Brady Bogan]

We don't need another hero. Bad match.

[John Holmberg]

Beyond Thunderdome.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice.

[John Holmberg]

Tina Turner.

[Brady Bogan]

Happy Pharrell.

[John Holmberg]

The Minions movie. Right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Or whatever. What's going on with you?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm all right. Caddy Shot Somebody's Baby. Jackson Brown.

[John Holmberg]

Fast Times in Richmond High. Nicely done. How about this one? American Girl. Tom Petty Killer. Three Fast Times. I can't remember the third one.

[Brady Bogan]

American.

[John Holmberg]

Where it was born. I think it's an FM too. It's. It's one of the only songs that was a top 10 hit that was in three different movies at three different times. No kidding. Yeah. Except for I think Bohemian Rhapsody is another one. I don't know if it was. It wasn't three. Well, no. It had its number one just by being a song and then hit number one again with Wayne's World and number one again with the Queen movie.

[Brady Bogan]

You know the guy who sings you're Beautiful?

[John Holmberg]

I do.

[Brady Bogan]

Carrie Fisher.

[John Holmberg]

Hold on. What song are you talking about? No, I want him to sing. No, Beautiful. I didn't like the original. This was worse. Oh, what you just did Sounded like.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, that was a bad breath.

[John Holmberg]

Rapist.

[Brady Bogan]

That was spot on.

[John Holmberg]

Is that what you're going with? What? Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

He suggested.

[John Holmberg]

That's not it. Hang on. That's. That's. That's Brady's song. Oh, that's Celebrate Me Home. This one. You'll. You'll. You'll. Okay, that sounded like Celebrate Me Homes. That was skipping a little bit. All right, sing already. Nothing yet. She smiled at me on the subway At a subway Watch a subway. He has memoir?

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

What are they? A pamphlet. What do I need to know about your history for? I could barely. I barely remember that song. What else did he do?

[Brady Bogan]

He suggested in his memoir that Carrie Fisher may have killed herself trying to lose weight for the new Star wars movie.

[John Holmberg]

What does he know about Star Wars? Your beautiful guy has a take on this dude.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Did he have more songs I don't know about? This is the second. This is the second one on the. That's the same one.

[Brady Bogan]

They're buddies.

[John Holmberg]

What a.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway, he was saying it was pressures from the producers to tell her, hey, you need to trim up for this movie. So she decided to diet with cocaine, heroin and mdma.

[John Holmberg]

That's what she's been doing her whole life.

[Brady Bogan]

And some meth.

[John Holmberg]

Are they talking about methadone?

[Brady Bogan]

Sorry.

[John Holmberg]

The most recent Star Wars. When she did die, they thought that was why.

[Brady Bogan]

The most recent? Yeah, the pressures finally got to her, and she's trying to trim up with that diet.

[John Holmberg]

Why does James Blunt know about Carrie Fisher?

[Brady Bogan]

Because they're a of bunch.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, none of this makes sense. If your memoir includes people's other lives, it's not much of a memory.

[Brady Bogan]

There's eight chapters on that. There's a total of 10 chapters in the book.

[John Holmberg]

And then two things he heard from another guy. He looked up on the Internet as one guy, was telling a pretty good story. So I grabbed my phone and I looked into it. Like, you gotta be nice to Velma, Scoob.

[Brady Bogan]

She just lost her baby daughter.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe Judy had something to happen, you know? And I'd have kept the baby, too.

[Brady Bogan]

If it weren't for those meddling kids.

[John Holmberg]

Those aren't Scooby Snacks.

[Brady Bogan]

That's sluff.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry. He cleaned up the miscarriages, okay? You think Velma would be the one? Yeah. Velma got pregnant, didn't want it, so she threw herself down some stairs because she. Like, she's all bruised up. Scoop. She threw herself down some stairs because she drives a Subaru, Right? She was just taking it from whoever she could. She didn't have pick of the litter. I don't think her girlfriend's gonna be happy about this, Scoop. Yeah, Bresvy and me.

[Brady Bogan]

The 2023-2024.

[John Holmberg]

Imagine. Seriously, every other cartoon. One miscarriage. Where does it fit? Family Guy might have joked about it, but that's a definite dumpster baby. Yeah, that's funny. And it lived.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's right.

[John Holmberg]

Sang a song. That's right, John.

[Brady Bogan]

You know Mr. Weatherby, the amusement.

[John Holmberg]

The evil amusement park owner? He's the one that knocked up Velma. Is that it? Yeah, it was against her will. There's no way she wanted it on one of the rides. Like, she cries a lot, Scoob. Don't ask, bruh. Unwanted baby. That's right, Scoop. No other. Yeah, this guy says, I understand on the show Bluey, they have an episode about barren ovaries. But I don't know if that's. Bluey. That's the wrong. I don't know if that's true.

[Brady Bogan]

You're watching the wrong feed.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's that. You know, who knows? It's just hard to imagine. I thought we were having a baby, Wilma.

[Brady Bogan]

So did I. Fred.

[John Holmberg]

Go look at the toilet. It's all black. And then they go get that big elephant. No, to vacuum up the disposal. The mess. You thought you had a tough job. Sucks up all the Wilma's.

[Brady Bogan]

I always thought the trash compactor had the. Unloaded it in the gravel pit.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I'll do the right thing now, Wilma. And get rid of the corpse. Thanks, Fred. Bon, I need you to help me get rid of this stillborn. Let's do it, Fred. There's a baby wrapped up in the back pod. It's just not a thing. But up has a miscarriage and that's remarkable.

[Brady Bogan]

Great story.

[John Holmberg]

It's a great story, actually, if you think of up as a great. I love the movie, don't get me wrong. But it's really like a movie about wasted opportunity. All they wanted to do together was travel. And she died. And then he went. He never took her anywhere. Missed opportunities. Yeah. Ellie, I'm gonna take you all over the world. We could have done it while she was alive. And then she gets cancer and dies. She also dies of cancer. That's a terrible.

[Brady Bogan]

Then loudwire.com put together a list of the greatest songs of the 90s. Rock songs of the 90s.

[John Holmberg]

All right. That's tough. Pearl Jam all over that. Stone Double pilots all over that.

[Brady Bogan]

You'll be disappointed at number one, Barbie girl. I don't want to miss a thing. Aerosmith.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God. That was the death of Aerosmith to me.

[Brady Bogan]

Number two was Wood.

[John Holmberg]

Great song.

[Brady Bogan]

Number three. No Rain Flying Melon. Number four. What's my age again?

[John Holmberg]

I mean, we got to get something off. Number five.

[Brady Bogan]

Low cracker, but you're right. And just below that, number six was Zombie Black Hole.

[John Holmberg]

Sun's not On There. None of the Nirvana stuff. I mean, Pearl Jams 10 is the best album of that.

[Brady Bogan]

First Alive was number 15. Closer. Number 14. Let's see another Pearl Jam.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's. That's a good one.

[Brady Bogan]

Interstate love song was 18. Hunger strike, temple the dog was 19.

[John Holmberg]

Interstate love song is better than zombie. Zombie.

[Brady Bogan]

Number 20 was 46.

[John Holmberg]

Two. Yeah, you get some of that up there.

[Brady Bogan]

Friday I'm In Love was number eight. The Cure.

[John Holmberg]

People eat that up. I don't understand it. It's the Guy Fieri of 90s music. Flagpole sitter Harvey dangers on this list.

[Brady Bogan]

11.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

Freak on a leash corn.

[John Holmberg]

12. No, your list is over. RV danger. Pepper's got to be on there somewhere.

[Brady Bogan]

They want under the Bridge.

[John Holmberg]

Under the Bridge? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Not in the top 20.

[John Holmberg]

Wow, that's. That's a farce of a list to throw. Harvey Dangerous. Blind Melon shouldn't be that high necker. Absolutely.

[Brady Bogan]

16 lump is ahead of the. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

A girl did this. Throw that away. Throw that away.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you going to go my way? Lenny Kravitz.

[John Holmberg]

13. Great song, but not better than no sorry, lady, your list is dumb.

[Brady Bogan]

Say number seven higher.

[John Holmberg]

And it's just all rock songs. Well, that was late nights too. And I'll give you the late 90s. Started to have a couple but like sugar's not in there System of it down. Yeah, but I don't know. Lady. Lady list you can tell Bias. Yep. Fake news. Arizona's most powerful powerful rock radio station.