07-01-25 - Brady Report - 7 Stories - 5 Hour Energy Producing Caffeinated BBQ Sauce - BO

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (July 1, 2025)

Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: July 1, 2025
Episode Title: Brady Report - 7 Stories - 5 Hour Energy Producing Caffeinated BBQ Sauce - BO

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1. Celebrating National High Five Day

Timestamp: [02:30]

The episode kicks off with a celebration of National High Five Day, delving into its origins. Brady shares an anecdote attributing the invention of the high five to baseball players Dusty Baker and Glenn Burke.

Brady: "Happy National High Five Day. Dusty Baker and Glenn Burke get credit for it."

John Holmberg: "Glenn Burke, also the first homosexual baseball player that we know about, and he invented the high five with Dusty Baker after they went back to back with home runs."

This segment highlights the camaraderie in sports and acknowledges Glenn Burke's pivotal role in popularizing the high five.

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2. National Pinata Day and Cultural Appropriation

Timestamp: [03:13] – [07:23]

The conversation shifts to National Pinata Day, sparking a debate on cultural appropriation. John Holmberg expresses concerns about the commercialization and misappropriation of pinatas in non-Mexican cultures.

John Holmberg: "Pinatas aren't a white kid thing. It's appropriation. Dress them up as little matadors and stuff. It's just not right."

The hosts discuss how pinatas, traditionally rooted in Mexican culture, are being adapted in ways that may perpetuate stereotypes. They humorously contemplate creating "white versions" of pinatas, emphasizing the importance of respecting cultural origins.

Brady: "I think it's an all skate."

The segment underscores the delicate balance between cultural appreciation and appropriation, encouraging listeners to honor traditions authentically.

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3. Product Spotlight: Five Hour Energy's Caffeinated BBQ Sauce

Timestamp: [08:12] – [09:21]

Brady introduces a quirky new product from Five Hour Energy—a caffeinated barbecue sauce. While the concept is met with amusement, the hosts debate its practicality.

Brady: "Five Hour Energy just unveiled a new product for the summer. Caffeinated barbecue sauce."

John Holmberg: "Just add caffeine, you might as well be taking a five hour energy drink and pouring it on your ribs."

The discussion highlights the novelty of the product, questioning its necessity and potential impact on health due to the combination of caffeine with food.

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4. Crime News: Corolla Mitchell's Robberies via Fortune-Telling Ruse

Timestamp: [09:35] – [13:01]

The Brady Report covers a significant crime story involving Corolla Mitchell, a 52-year-old woman from Tampa accused of using fortune-telling as a cover to rob individuals.

Brady: "Corolla Mitchell... she's been using fortune telling service as a ruse to gain entry into people's homes and steal stuff like cash and jewelry."

John Holmberg: "She knocked on a woman's door and asked her if there are any good Mexican restaurants around. Then she asked for a glass of water. Once inside, she offered to read the woman's palm and pulled a gun."

Mitchell successfully executed multiple robberies by pretending to offer palm readings, targeting victims in trailer parks. Police have apprehended her after tracking her activities and obtaining a warrant to search her phone for additional evidence.

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5. Extreme Crime Report: Marius Gustafson's Atrocities

Timestamp: [13:10] – [16:03]

A grim news segment details the arrest of Marius Gustafson, a 46-year-old man sentenced to life imprisonment for committing heinous acts.

Brady: "Marius Gustafson and his acolytes carried out male castrations, penis removal and other procedures. They'd film it."

Gustafson and his accomplices were involved in extreme butchery, including removing human testicles and other body parts for sexual gratification. The crimes were both brutal and premeditated, leading to severe legal consequences.

John Holmberg: "He had stuff packaged in his refrigerator."

This segment serves as a stark reminder of the darker aspects of human behavior and the importance of law enforcement in maintaining societal safety.

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6. Survival Story: Lucas McClish's Lost Hike in Santa Cruz Mountains

Timestamp: [16:03] – [20:56]

A remarkable survival story is shared about Lucas McClish, a 34-year-old from California who got lost during a three-hour hike that extended into a ten-day ordeal.

Brady: "Lucas McClish... somehow he got himself lost in the forest of the Santa Cruz Mountains for 10 days. He didn't have anything with him because he was just on his way to work."

Despite minimal preparation, Lucas survived by drinking water from his hiking boots and foraging for wild berries. His resourcefulness and determination were pivotal in enduring the hardships of the wilderness.

John Holmberg: "He was just imagining these things... Kids, you don't have wild burritos."

The hosts humorously debate aspects of his survival techniques, yet ultimately commend his resilience and safe return.

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7. Light-Hearted Segment: Scooby Doo Porn Parody

Timestamp: [21:42] – [24:58]

Injecting humor into the show, the hosts discuss an animated Triple X parody of Scooby Doo. They explore fan-made content that reimagines the beloved characters in adult scenarios.

John Holmberg: "There's got to be a Scooby Doo porn out there somewhere."

Brady: "When I was Scooby Doo, you got... I get groped in the front."

The segment is playful, poking fun at the idea of adult versions of cartoon characters, and showcases the hosts' camaraderie and comedic timing.

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8. Fraud Alert: Tim Hortons' False Fishing Boat Giveaway

Timestamp: [24:12] – [27:47]

The final story addresses a fraudulent contest run by Tim Hortons, where victims received misleading emails about winning a $40,000 fishing boat.

Brady: "Guy in Canada named Darren Stewart Jones got an email from Tim Hortons... he won a forty thousand dollar fishing boat."

Many Canadians fell for the scam, with over 2,000 joining a Facebook group demanding their promised boats. Tim Hortons clarified that it was an error, but the incident has sparked outrage and discussions about the company's contest practices.

John Holmberg: "Tim Hortons got to stop running contests."

Brady: "They end up getting thousands of people that won the boat. It was a mistake in the contest."

The hosts critique the company's handling of the situation, emphasizing the importance of clear communication and trustworthy promotional activities.

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Conclusion

Throughout this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, John Holmberg and Brady Bogen navigate a diverse array of topics, from cultural celebrations and product novelties to gripping crime stories and humorous pop culture parodies. Their engaging discussions, punctuated with witty banter and notable quotes, offer listeners a comprehensive and entertaining overview of current events and societal observations.

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Notable Quotes:

• Brady on National High Five Day:
  "Dusty Baker and Glenn Burke get credit for it." [02:31]

• John Holmberg on Cultural Appropriation:
  "Pinatas aren't a white kid thing. It's appropriation. Dress them up as little matadors and stuff. It's just not right." [06:42]

• Brady on Caffeinated BBQ Sauce:
  "Five Hour Energy just unveiled a new product for the summer. Caffeinated barbecue sauce." [08:12]

• John Holmberg on Corolla Mitchell's Robberies:
  "She knocked on a woman's door and asked her if there are any good Mexican restaurants around. Then she asked for a glass of water. Once inside, she offered to read the woman's palm and pulled a gun." [09:40]

• Brady on Marius Gustafson's Crimes:
  "Marius Gustafson and his acolytes carried out male castrations, penis removal and other procedures. They'd film it." [12:00]

• John Holmberg on Lucas McClish's Survival:
  "He eluded one mountain lion." [19:05]

• Brady on Tim Hortons' Scam:
  "Tim Horton sent a follow up email telling people to disregard the boat thing. But now a ton of angry Canadians are threatening them with a class action lawsuit." [26:03]

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This detailed summary encapsulates the essence of the July 1, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, offering both informative content and entertaining dialogues for listeners and non-listeners alike.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[John Holmberg]

Hello, world. Hi.

[Brady]

Happy National High Five Day.

[John Holmberg]

High five.

[Brady]

Dusty Baker and Glenn Burke get credit for it.

[John Holmberg]

I tell the story all the time.

[Brady]

77 for the Doyers.

[John Holmberg]

Glenn Burke, also the first homosexual baseball player that we know about, and he invented the high five with Dusty Baker after they went back to back with home runs. Dusty hit his 30th of the year. And was it Dusty or Glenn hit his first of the season, rounding third, lifting his hand in the air where Dusty smacked his gay, dirty hand away from his, creating the now known high five.

[Brady]

It's also National Pinata Day, so take a stick and whack a friend.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Not the invention of the pinata. Just, I was at the gas station on 16th street in Glendale the other day, and for no reason at all, it was the most culturally.

[Unknown]

Careful.

[John Holmberg]

I want to use a good. Like, as a white guy watching this, it's like, come on, you guys, I can see you. Mexican family pulls up with a pinata in the back of their pickup truck, and another Mexican lady in another car runs over and goes, where did you get that? And I'm like, all right, guys, come on. Like, I just saw that. You can't show that kind of excitement for pinatas in front of me. It adds to the stereotype. I mean, she literally got out of her car and ran over, like, holy cow, pinata. Where are you? Where are you going? And where did you get that? You don't know where to get a pinata? I don't know where to get it.

[Brady]

You don't think it was a publicity.

[John Holmberg]

Stunt to sell pinatas to bowl?

[Brady]

Like you don't know, lady.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's what I thought. I thought, how in the world have you gotten this far, this excited about pinatas in the culture you're from and not know where to get them? Me, I have no idea where to buy a pinata. It's a neighborhood I probably don't want to be in. I remember they used to sell them in Guadalupe sometimes, but I'd had to stop My car. And that's just flat ridiculous. I wasn't stopping my car in Guadalupe unless I was behind the gates.

[Brady]

Yeah, there's a couple of. I know my neighbor is always big on that and she has one store.

[John Holmberg]

Pinatas.

[Brady]

Yeah. For the kids birthdays.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. See, I think that's cultural appropriation that white kids do. Come up with your own.

[Brady]

I think it's an all skate.

[John Holmberg]

No, pinatas are not. Nope. That's. No. You get in trouble if you dress people up in dashikis and had some sort of like goat roast or something.

[Brady]

What about pin the tail on the burrow?

[John Holmberg]

If you called it a burrow, we changed it to donkey. It becomes white with donkey. If you started the burrow thing, I'd have questions. Pinatas aren't a white kid thing. It's appropriation. Dress them up as little matadors and stuff. It's just not right. Come up with your own white guy idea. Hold on.

[Unknown]

Wait a minute.

[John Holmberg]

And I wouldn't be surprised.

[Unknown]

Don't stop at the. Dressing them up as little mad.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's little baby bulls.

[Unknown]

Come on now.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. If you're gonna do the matador party for your white.

[Unknown]

Brady was looking for miniature Hereford cows or whatever.

[John Holmberg]

Baby balls. Little baby balls.

[Brady]

They could be. Pick a doors for the.

[John Holmberg]

And then they kill it and roast it. Come on.

[Unknown]

At a four year old birthday party?

[John Holmberg]

Come on. I'd watch it, but it isn't right. Why can't. Why can't you just do the white version where it's just little babies fending off.

[Unknown]

Peter Piper has that every day.

[John Holmberg]

You don't need the hat.

[Unknown]

You're not gonna get that.

[John Holmberg]

You don't need the hat. Just do it as white kids fending off bulls. You don't need the hat.

[Brady]

We could do the mini Fredo's Bolo. American poker.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

We have the kids.

[John Holmberg]

The kids sitting at a table and then a bowl, baby, bowl surrounds. It's the four year olds.

[Unknown]

We met with the PBR people yesterday. They're going to put our listeners in one of the. They call it the shark cage in the middle of the arena and they.

[John Holmberg]

Just bang into it. I think potentially it's safe.

[Brady]

Maybe have to jump into the cage to be safe. I can go out. Oh, you're adding wrinkles.

[Unknown]

Okay, keep going.

[John Holmberg]

That's not what it is.

[Unknown]

You thought. You thought Kevin had to have a big NDA.

[John Holmberg]

No, they NDA looks.

[Brady]

You can't talk.

[John Holmberg]

Come talk about how your ass fell out at my store. You gotta pay Me? Yeah. Pinatas are. That's cultural appropriation. When white mothers get pinatas for their little white kids and then it's to celebrate. Especially if it's like a Mexican kid's birthday and you're having it at your house because your maid asked.

[Brady]

I don't think.

[John Holmberg]

Can we have my kids birthday at your house?

[Brady]

They care. I don't think they care.

[John Holmberg]

Who?

[Brady]

Whoever's selling the pinatas.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, they don't care.

[Brady]

That's revenue.

[John Holmberg]

But when you have it. Because that's how it would happen. One of those Gilbert moms, her maid says, excuse me miss. Can we have my son's birthday party at your beautiful home? I'll give you a free week of cleaning.

[Unknown]

Sure.

[John Holmberg]

And I'll buy a pinata if I can invite my own friends and then have white kids hitting the.

[Unknown]

Thanks, Ms. Tuohy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Lee Ann Tuohy, that's. Who would do that. I'll take your little Savage brown and I'll buy him a pinata. Does he speak English? Will we be eating tortillas? We'll make tortillas and beans and such.

[Unknown]

Guy says John, I don't want to get you started, but did you know about this? Pinatas these days are rarely made to be hit. They actually are making them with pull strings now because the little bastard kids don't know how to hit it with a stick. So they go up and pull the string and get all the candy out.

[John Holmberg]

And also it's too dangerous.

[Brady]

Oh like they pop the bottom out of them.

[John Holmberg]

So they blindfold them and then make them reach for a tampon string. But.

[Brady]

Teach them young parties I've been to in the last. You know, I've seen a couple of kids line up hitting the pinata. They end up breaking them.

[John Holmberg]

But it takes cuz you're in Gilbert where they culturally appropriate pinatas, they know how to swing.

[Brady]

You know the little league, right.

[John Holmberg]

I guarantee you there are no Mexican kids at those parties. That's how the goons got started. Swinging bats at pinatas at white kid.

[Brady]

Good one, Talon.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Five Hour Energy just unveiled a new product for the summer. Caffeinated barbecue sauce. It's not clear if they're planning to sell it, but they're giving away 12 ounce bottles through their website. The first drop was yesterday. Blown out. They're gonna do a couple more. Three more. July 2, July 9 and July 16.

[John Holmberg]

So if caffeine, if you're. If you struggle with barbecue is. It gets sleepy. This will stop all that.

[Brady]

Well, pick Me up in your fourth.

[John Holmberg]

Get a little pick me up. You stay awake, why don't you? Why don't you pick me up?

[Brady]

There's only one flavor too. Peach. Mango.

[John Holmberg]

Just do cocaine, for God's sakes. Don't put caffeine in that. A sugar based super item. Just add caffeine, you might as well be taking a five hour energy drink and pouring it on your ribs.

[Brady]

I have another friend that's producing some THC barbecue sauce.

[John Holmberg]

THC or CBD? CBD's the non high one.

[Brady]

Yeah, no, it's THC.

[John Holmberg]

He's trying to get you high approved.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

How much barbecue you're gonna be eating, man? Brady, stay away from this because it makes you hungrier. Don't do it.

[Brady]

I'll have to do some fields.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no, no, no. You don't need that. Think of how depressed your parents would be.

[Brady]

I want to be there for that.

[John Holmberg]

If he starts doing that, combining addictions. I'm not a fan of this at all. I'll just give him some fentanyl and end it.

[Brady]

Cops in Tampa say this lady, Corolla Mitchell, she's 52. She's been using fortune telling service as a ruse to gain entry into people's homes and steal stuff like cash and jewelry. One of the robberies happened at a trailer park last month. She knocked on a woman's door and asked her if there are any good Mexican restaurants around. Then she asked for a glass of water. Once inside, she offered to read the woman's palm and pulled a gun.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, boy.

[Brady]

Made off with 12,000 in cash. Trailer park.

[John Holmberg]

Good haul.

[Brady]

It's a trailer park.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brady]

Police tracked Corolla down.

[John Holmberg]

She knew something. You rob a trailer, you walk with 12,000 from a trailer park. You had some inside info.

[Brady]

She also slipped that there might be a few more victims. Not clear how many. They're getting a warrant to search her phone. She may have messaged some of them beforehand.

[John Holmberg]

Message the victims to say, I'm gonna rob you?

[Brady]

Well, basically I'm coming to do a palm reading.

[John Holmberg]

Or do a reading. Who in a trailer park has enough dough to bring a palm reader in? I'm gonna spend extra $85 to find out what tomorrow holds. That's all I care about is the future. No, you better start working on today. That's about what I expect. Oh, yeah, no, she's a palm reader's face. She put on the moon and stars pointy hat too.

[Brady]

And Marius Gustafson is being arrested. Marius Gustafson.

[John Holmberg]

That's a stroke we missed you Friday. All those words that Brett read perfectly and Larry did a couple stories and none of that elicitously. What do you. Yeah, something like duplicitously. And sailed over it. And we all just looked at each other like. Man, never heard that before.

[Brady]

Refreshing.

[John Holmberg]

Not refreshing, just different.

[Brady]

Confusing.

[John Holmberg]

Like the Northern lights.

[Unknown]

That's true.

[John Holmberg]

It was confusing. It was like we didn't have to try as hard to listen.

[Brady]

Well, Marius Gustafson, okay. And his acolytes carried out.

[John Holmberg]

Why did you knock that one out of the yard? You've never even said that. Odds are you don't even know what that is before.

[Unknown]

That's the definition of an accolade.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he knows now because he's read it. But prior to that, you asked him that this morning. You wouldn't know.

[Brady]

An acolyte.

[John Holmberg]

Stop it.

[Brady]

There's an ultra boy.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that could be. Yeah.

[Brady]

You might put out the candles. That's what they called us. You're an acolyte on this round.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. That was a light. Put her outers.

[Brady]

Yeah. This guy and his merry men carried out male castrations, penis removal and other procedures. Amputations for sexual pleasure. They'd film it.

[Unknown]

Oh, this is breast videos, guys.

[Brady]

It is. He's 46 years old and he had six accomplices. They got life in prison. They did stuff they said a little more than human butchery in one case. One of the videos appeared that day. Gustafson removed some human testicles and cut them up and stop. Plated them to be eaten.

[John Holmberg]

Stop it.

[Brady]

They're sharing the court case, some of the knives they've recovered.

[John Holmberg]

I know that. I know. What?

[Brady]

He had stuff packaged in his refrigerator.

[John Holmberg]

Okay? Yuck.

[Unknown]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

The Orange county sheriff in Florida has confirmed incident that happened at Disney World earlier this year. A grandma got groped by a grandma groped Goofy.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry. Too many GS. The Gennady Golovkin of sentences.

[Brady]

Triple G. Grandma was taking a picture with Goofy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And she reached down, started squeezing his buns. Oh, that's three times.

[John Holmberg]

Big deal.

[Brady]

Well, the 32 year old male cast member who was playing Goofy did not like. Wants to press full charges.

[Unknown]

Fragile.

[John Holmberg]

Oh God. I could get it if it was a girl inside there. Because you don't know sometimes there's chicks inside of the costumes.

[Unknown]

But all grandma's got to do is plead Alzheimer's.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, just play old lady.

[Brady]

She groped me. And when she was groping me, I could hear it go woo woo. As she's grabbing a handful of Goofy.

[John Holmberg]

Come on. Exactly. Get over. Have some fun. Grandma gusta. It's fun. You're. You're a kid's toy.

[Brady]

When I was Scooby Doo, you got.

[John Holmberg]

Goosed all the time.

[Brady]

And the. I'll never forget the American coaster enthusiast, which was predominantly a gay organization. They'd ride roller coasters and rate them.

[John Holmberg]

I got questions when you're done.

[Brady]

On you. I got groped in the front.

[John Holmberg]

You got pee pee groped. Scooby did.

[Brady]

Yeah. I wonder if Scooby's a boy or a girl.

[John Holmberg]

And then they said, I still can't tell. I said, it's not a Sheila. I guess she has sort of a large lady button.

[Brady]

You can't tell.

[John Holmberg]

It's sort of in the middle. You didn't care. You weren't pressing charges. And especially back then when you were probably more apt to hate the gays out loud. You know, it was a different time. I giggled when straight religious kids were like gay.

[Unknown]

So what a perfect time to get that silicone wing we put on his jeep. Remember that time to throw that inside your Scooby costume?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. If that happened, I would have. Scooby would be just a rope down. Yeah.

[Brady]

I'd Be his thighs are huge to begin with.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I'd be filling them up. Some Asian tourists felt my leg.

[Unknown]

Much like foot size.

[Brady]

Thigh size says a lot of Scooby Doo.

[John Holmberg]

Indeed. Like, Scoob, that lady's grabbing your joint, bruh. Hard as a rock. Dragging. Like, you're making Scoob hard, grandma. I would watch that. I want to watch this guy. There's got to be a Scooby Doo porn out there somewhere. Fire that Scooby snack right in her eye, Bruh. Mystery solved.

[Brady]

34 year old Lucas McClish, California went on a three hour hike back on June 11th. Somehow he got himself lost in the forest of the Santa Cruz Mountains for 10 days. He didn't have anything with him because he was just on his way to work. But thankfully he survived thanks to drinking water out of his hiking boots.

[Unknown]

Wait a minute. He was on. He was on his way to work and three hours.

[Brady]

He went on a three hour hike?

[Unknown]

Brett's the only other one I know that maybe takes a side trip on his way to work.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna bounce out here, take 15 minutes to myself. I like the Santa Cruz. Yeah, sometimes I don't like freeways.

[Unknown]

You know, not so scenic. All the same, you didn't see anything.

[John Holmberg]

You never see a road run around a freeway. So I pull over and I look for wildlife. You know, sometimes I get out, enjoy my walk around.

[Brady]

The three hour hike turned into a ten day journey.

[John Holmberg]

Oops. That's like Gilligan's eye. I was just gonna say that.

[Brady]

The authorities used drones to locate him in the thick forest after witnesses reported hearing his pleas for help. Multiple agencies were involved. Lucas made it out with no major injuries, although he looked like he'd been there for 10 years.

[Unknown]

He came out with like dirt and mud on his face.

[Brady]

Yeah, I saw the guy drinking water out of his boots, foraging for wild berries, eluding mountain lion.

[John Holmberg]

Just one.

[Brady]

And dreaming of burritos.

[John Holmberg]

He said okay. He eluded one mountain lion.

[Brady]

I don't even know if he saw one. He was.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, why'd you bring it up?

[Brady]

Cuz that's what he felt like he was doing.

[Unknown]

Oh, hold on. Did he say that or you spitballing that?

[Brady]

No, just say.

[John Holmberg]

Can I see the paper?

[Unknown]

You're just saying it.

[John Holmberg]

Let me see the paper.

[Brady]

Trying to elude a mountain lion.

[John Holmberg]

So he did.

[Brady]

He never saw it.

[John Holmberg]

Why are you mad at him? There we go. All right. Use drones. I don't even see anything about a mountain lion.

[Brady]

It's on the bottom.

[John Holmberg]

Luke spent his days desperately hiking up and down canyons, drinking water out of his boots, foraging for. Yeah. Trying to elude him out. So it actually did happen.

[Brady]

He's making it up.

[John Holmberg]

Why do you say that?

[Brady]

Because he's delusional. Oh, dehydrated.

[John Holmberg]

Are you so angry at this guy? No answer. There's a very strange way to dig your heels in on a guy who got lost, very possibly chased by a mountain lion. Don't buy it.

[Brady]

I don't.

[John Holmberg]

Do you think he actually drank?

[Brady]

No. He could have been chased by a mountain lion.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Why is this a contention? What is the contentious.

[Brady]

Because I was accused of making that up.

[John Holmberg]

No, you were accused of not knowing anything. And you said, well, first off, don't ask questions first. Yeah, well, we want an answer. That's the problem asking you. When we said it, he said no. He was just imagining these things. This is what he felt like. And I'm like, did he actually.

[Brady]

Yeah. The only thing he's imagining was the burritos. And I think he might have been imagining the mountain lion.

[John Holmberg]

Why do you think that, though? What? This is where we want. In your mind for a second. So if you imagine. Yes, because he saw that he imagined burritos. So Brady just decided that that's all of it, was part of the story. Just sat there and imagined it. Because when I said, did he really elude a mountain lion? No, it's just that's how he felt like, oh, but that's not true. The burritos. Because you don't have wild burritos.

[Brady]

That doesn't always mean it's chasing.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you don't know if he saw it or if it was chasing him. He's saying, and I'm gonna take.

[Brady]

If he had a burrito, it would be no.

[John Holmberg]

And there are no wild burritos.

[Unknown]

Brady's got grouchy face.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You were grumpy instead of just saying. Yeah, I don't know why I said that. That was weird. I don't know why I dug in on that. One guy probably got chased by a mountain lion. Who am I to say? Mark Curtis do that. 12News. A man lost in the woods today was chased by a mountain lion. I bet. Whatever. Here's what I think of that. Career mountain. I didn't chase this. We'll be right back with weather.

[Brady]

Keep drinking water out of your boots.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I don't understand why you're so angry at him.

[Brady]

I'm not angry, Adam.

[John Holmberg]

You seem angry. Little grouchy towards the missing man.

[Brady]

He's lucky to Be alive.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the whole point. Yeah. Yeah, no kidding. You're gonna kill him again. All right. Maybe you should go back and find.

[Brady]

That at a barbecue this weekend.

[John Holmberg]

Missing man, eh? Delicious. Okay, Brett has found an animation of Shaggy. Whoa. Just blasting Velma. Or Daphne. Wait, yeah, that's Daphne. Daphne. Oh, Velma's disgusting.

[Brady]

She's getting on with the ghoul.

[John Holmberg]

But Daphne is. Good lord. Whoa. Fred is driving and shagging the passenger seat with Velma. But Fred is driving and Daphne is. That's hot. Why is that hot to me? I am enjoying that. Like, where's the dog? Oh, there actually really isn't a real Scooby Doo triple X parody. Real women. Yuck. Jeez.

[Unknown]

Shag is hung.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, definitely has some extra. Is that an alien is going on? Was that Old Man Johnson there? And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids. And this Johnson. Wow. I want to watch that. It can't be any, you know, more shallow than the story Scooby told. Find some live action stuff, Brett. There it is. There we go. Wow. Oh, Daphne is just Danny Jensen and Stephanie. What's her name? There's Daphne. I want to watch this. There's something wrong with me that I'm enjoying this way too much. Velma can just disappear. I don't care about Velma. Although they picked a pretty good Velma. Isn't Velma's pretty hot, but Daphne's the kill. You're focused heavily on the Velma pictures. I'm just. I'm just going down the line here. I didn't. It's too much Velma. Where's Fred in all this? He was just. He was always driving. Oh, there he is. There he is. Now he's getting. There you go, Fred. Welcome to the party, buddy. Where's the dog? Leave him in the car. Scooby's gonna die. Hot out. There he is. Good God, he's involved. Remember when Scooby used to get the cake and stuff and then his tongue would lick his whole head?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

They could do that in the porn. Like, you got it on your forehead, Scoob.

[Brady]

Guy in Canada named Darren Stewart Jones got an email from Tim Hortons on Wednesday. Tell him told him he won a forty thousand dollar fishing boat. It was a grand prize in a contest they've been running called Roll up to Win.

[John Holmberg]

It's a trap.

[Brady]

And you imagine he's pretty stoked until a buddy called him and goes, hey, I just won the boat too. Was a trap. Because they end up getting thousands of people that won the boat. It was a mistake in the contest.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I thought it was a sting operation.

[Brady]

That's what I was hoping for because.

[John Holmberg]

I remember watching, long time ago, the Redskins were in the super bowl, And in Washington, D.C. they emailed out free super bowl tickets to everyone who had a felony warrant active. And they told them to go down to a. They covered it on. I think it was on 60 Minutes. How Sting operations. And they covered it and all these Redskins fans showed up. That was a team back in the early 90s. Redskins not allowed to talk about them anymore. Or Caitlin Clark gets mad. So anyway, it goes back all the way to the 90s, if you can imagine. And they had these guys milling around, all talking to each other, and the one guy had a great thing because they're like, yeah, we all getting super bowl tickets, man. And they're all talking about stuff. And a few of them knew each other. And the one guy said, how? How did this happen? And the other guy goes, sweepstakes. And he goes, from what? I didn't sign up for anything. Me neither. And they all kind of slowly started to realize that none of them had entered a contest. Must have been 90 dudes in this room and they just locked the doors. All right, guys, let's line up and get your names. Half of them had already signed their papers, but one guy kind of. You saw his face go, oh, none of us have played the game and we all won. It's a trap. Get that bitch.

[Brady]

Tim Horton sent a follow up email telling people to disregard the boat thing. But now a ton of angry Canadians are threatening them with a class action lawsuit.

[John Holmberg]

Angry Canadians. Yeah, we used to say that at Tony Romas for people who didn't tip.

[Brady]

Someone started a Facebook group called the Tim Hortons. You want a boat group? 2,000 people joined it as of last night, demanding their boats. Probably won't happen because the fine print says Tim Hortons has the right to cancel, amend, or suspend the contest if there's any sort of error made.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's smart legalese. Basically saying, we don't ever have to give you a boat.

[Unknown]

Imagine that. Can they show that to our lawyers?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, our lawyers make us say it all the time. I always point out the part of our rules whenever they're like, you got to do it exactly like this. I'm like, yeah, but it says, here we go. We reserve the right to change the contest at any time. Then we got to tell the lawyers, man, we'll ask for forgiveness later.

[Brady]

I guess In March of 2023, they told a bunch of people they'd won 10,000 in cash. Each customer ended up getting a $50 gift card for the trouble.

[John Holmberg]

Tim Horton's got to stop running contests.

[Brady]

Whatever company they.

[John Holmberg]

Tim Hortons Delicious. I went to Tim Hortons. I thought it was good. Why are they giving away boats and stuff? That's. That's the act of a desperate restaurant.

[Brady]

You run a contest. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But you're desperately. If your food isn't selling enough where you got to give away a boat to have somebody come eat eggs.

[Brady]

McDonald's was selling very well.

[John Holmberg]

McDonald's food place. That does. Yeah. You were going there anyway. And now there's a reason to win a million dollars. It's not like they're handing out a boat.

[Brady]

40,000 bass boat, bro.

[John Holmberg]

I guess in Canada that's true. It is Canada. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.