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Host 2
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Host 3
It's not good. And then another one where the same sting a guy. And this is pornhub completely. Then my whole weekend sitting on that patio staring at the stars, listening to terrible things. Girl came home and it was real. It's happened. And I have a feeling it's gonna happen more. Cause the door's more open than ever. Wife caught her husband in bed with the stepsister. So she was out to the. She was out to the shopping, doing whatever, came home.
Host 1
Send me the link in that stepsister.
Host 3
No, there's no link. There's no video. No, this is a real story. It really happened. Ye. It really happened. Stepsister's been living at the house for a little while. And then you know the story. You know, we were just step. My wife's gonna be home any minute. She won't care.
Host 2
This is wrong.
Host 1
I need to get something out of the dryer. Can you help me?
Host 4
If it's wrong, how come you're so hard?
Advertiser 1
Oh.
Host 4
What?
Host 3
And that's the way they all go. This was the real version. Only the real version happens. And the wife walks in and she's just vomiting all over the place because you were raised together by the same people.
Host 1
She didn't join in.
Host 3
No.
Host 1
That's a terrible ending of this movie.
Host 5
She threw up a pair of panties.
Host 3
Yeah. In porn. Even if it's her real daughter, the stepmom comes in and joins in and goes, you're doing it wrong. Yeah. The title is always mom teaches daughter, you know, how to pleasure steps. It's this dude just. It's gross. But mom's never mad when she comes in. The wife is very rarely angry when she shows up and sees you with her sister. Ever porn. They never show up and fight for the next 15 minutes. It's always. Everybody's involved. That's the way the world. That's called fantasy world. That's what we really want the world to be, not how it works.
Host 1
I mean, here's one on xvideos.com dude, bang. Stepsister and fiance.
Host 3
So, I mean, and the fiance's never right. I think ladies could learn a lot from how to treat a man by reading porn titles.
Host 4
Whoops.
Host 3
What is that? Is that Corey Glover from Living Color with a dude? I banged my stepsister's husband. When she went to the kitchen, all she did was go in the other room.
Host 4
That was quick.
Host 3
They'll do that sometimes when Brady and the porns, they. Your. You know, mom will be cooking, and then the stepdaughter will, like, her foot will reach up like they're at a kitchen island, and the stepdad's reading the paper, which no one does anymore. It's like they're looking at his phone or reading the paper, and then her foot creeps up and hits his thigh. And he looks and he's like, stop it. Stop doing that. And mom's in there cooking with her back turned the whole time. They're like eight feet away. Quit it. And then she climbs under the island and starts doing things his stepdaughter shouldn't be doing. Quit it. Oh. Oh.
Host 4
You like your eggs over easy?
Host 3
Yes, very much like over easy. Eggs and Then they just go at it right there. And then sometimes they just start going for realsies. Well, then this oblivious little chef never turns around. And then if she does turn around.
Host 4
Oh, what are you two do.
Host 2
Ooh.
Host 3
And then all three of them are doing stuff, which is the way the world should work. I think we all agree pornhub's got it right. One thing pornhub taught us is that's a better place to be where everybody starts doing stuff and no one ever gets mad at each other. No one's ever mad in porn. And if they are, it turns into, like, fun mad stuff. No one ever comes home and goes, that's it.
Host 4
I can't believe you did this.
Host 3
Like, okay, I gotta go talk to her for a little. You don't want to see that. The real world, that's how it works. Fake world, the one we want. I mean, run through, like, 10 Pornhub titles and tell me that you couldn't. Like, all of it would be a better place to live.
Host 5
Mom gets daughter into university, goes to.
Host 3
The admissions office immediately.
Host 5
You sure you really want her in here? Well, there are some things you can do.
Host 3
Oh, there's tons of. The girl gets an A. Like, her grades are bad, and then she earns an A. And then the mom comes in and, like, what is going on? You were supposed to have a parent teacher, and the parent teacher conference turned all of them start doing it. The moms and the daughter. Now, that's one thing about the titles I'm not into. Like, an actual family members are together. Mom teaches daughter how to please stepbrother, and we're all in. It's a billion dollar business, man. Go figure. But in the reality of it all, this lady walked in and said she couldn't stop throwing up everywhere, and that never happens in the porn. So I caught my husband cheating on me with his stepsister, and I threw up everywhere. And then she turned to, like, Reddit. That's how everybody found out she goes to Reddit. What would you do? I'm like, what would I do? First, I'd clean the vomit. And I'd probably leave that incestuous weirdo.
Host 5
Yeah, again, she got that scenario from pornhub and put it on Reddit.
Host 3
That's true. I don't know. That's what the vomiting part is.
Host 5
Reddit stories, they're great scenarios, and I don't doubt that they don't happen.
Host 3
You don't include vomiting in your made up one. Why would you do that? Like, I saw him do it. Like, you make that part up and then it gets sexy. If you're making it up, you don't turn it into the reality of I puked and now I'm confused. There's no fun in that.
Host 1
She wanted to make it believable.
Host 3
I walked in and I wasn't expecting to see them having sex on the couch. And I literally threw up on the floor by the front door. And they told me they were drunk and just kind of started to do stuff. And it happened. I screamed at them both to leave. He refused to leave and refuses to sleep on the couch. So I ended up leaving anyway and went back to my friend. I'm in shock. Claire is his stepsister. She's 24. I think I'm gonna file for a divorce. I'm so overwhelmed and uncomfortable.
Host 1
Maybe there's.
Host 3
She said, should I tell their parents?
Host 1
Maybe there's details left out of. Maybe she's bulimic. And then when she saw the skinny sister giving it to him, she's all.
Host 3
Like, oh, she went to immediate bulimia. Like, I'm not that. I don't have those kind of abs. And this is the only way to get them right.
Host 5
That's a bad sushi.
Host 1
I like.
Host 3
I'm going with I like Brett's way. Like, she immediately wanted to get in shape because what she saw was like, well, that's better than me. She wasn't mad. She was just. She was angry at herself. Right. Cause that the stepsister clearly has been doing some sit ups. Yeah, she's been doing some work.
Host 1
Her fault.
Host 3
Brett's right. The guy had to turn to family. Cause you let yourself go. That Brett's right.
Host 1
Would you rather have been with a stranger?
Host 3
You know, she's a good person. At least.
Host 2
Homeberg morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness.
Host 3
Brett is right.
Host 1
Keeping it in the family, for God's sakes.
Host 4
Oh, God, look at how beautiful she. Do I look better yet? My finger's all gray.
Host 3
That's it. I knew this would motivate you to lose a little weight.
Host 1
I did it for you, baby.
Host 3
This was. I took this bullet for you, baby.
Host 1
Worried about your health.
Host 4
Thank you for caring about me.
Host 3
I can't stand to watch you balloon up. I'm thinking of you every time I have sex with my stepsister. With the abs and the great legs. Certainly not thinking of you while I'm doing that. Cause that would make me stop, you know what I mean? Thinking about you before and then during. I'm totally thinking. I'm totally focused on her. I watched that little girl grow up. He did. Right in front of my eyes, right before my eyes. And this beautiful woman and I've watched you blow up for the last few years and it ain't pretty. So yeah, get to puking.
Host 1
Probably came over with double double in one hand.
Host 4
I got lunch.
Host 3
That's right, get it all out. Everything good happens in English news. They, they, they don't. And they do it in such a great way. Today over in Bradbury fom thump, that's a city, a man caught by his wife with his stepsister and she immediately began to vomit. We'll be back with weather in moments. They're very casual about everything. Throttling. Let's talk about that for a moment. A man comes home and finds a pair of gross eaten underpants on the kitchen counter. Turns out his dog had an operation. His mistresses panties will be back with more information. And sport. They don't say sports, they say sport. Come back, take a look at what's on the pitch in sport. Did you just tell me seven people are dead?
Host 2
The best of the morning sickness is on the air.
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Host 3
Do any of you people do any actual work?
Host 2
The rest of H's morning sickness.
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Host 3
Okay. So you heavy usa you and Kirby. Kirby's trying to get you into football, huh?
Host 5
Yeah.
Host 3
She's a big football fan. Soccer?
Host 5
Yeah. She likes to follow the most European stuff.
Host 3
Is it to be pretentious just to like when Marcus used to do it to talk about European soccer because other people think that it's hoity toity?
Host 5
No, she's in a group of friends that are, you know, a lot of her friends play soccer and then they're.
Host 3
Is she watching a lot of MLS local? No, she doesn't watch any American soccer. It's basically keeping it legit.
Host 5
Ted Lasso helped a lot, too.
Host 3
I see. The lasso effect.
Host 5
That's my theory.
Advertiser 2
It was a lasso.
Host 3
You like Ted Lasso so much, you took on this.
Host 5
She started following some of those teams.
Host 3
And then now you, because you're not allowed to decide anything in your house, have to sit through soccer games.
Host 5
A couple.
Host 3
There would be a lot of domestic violence at my place if the kid tried to remove.
Host 5
I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying it.
Host 3
You're not. You're enjoying time with your daughter. You hear that? This is in Brady's head all the time.
Host 4
Matter of time before I go or.
Host 5
She goes, just have a couple years to watch.
Host 3
John, do you cry sometimes? Just every now and then you stare at her.
Host 4
I really enjoy our time together in soccer.
Host 2
I can't hear you over the giant.
Host 3
Brady told me a story yesterday because Beth McDonald was named by some magazine as the number one radio personality. And he said Kirby was in the car, and then he backtracked on it so he'll backtrack again. Is that he's. Look at him already.
Host 5
I was at home.
Host 4
Well, Kirby was next to me and.
Host 5
Please made it up.
Host 3
No, you backtracked it. I know you didn't make up anything. I'm telling the true story. You're about to lie. The makeup's about to happen. No, listen.
Host 5
You're about to spitball.
Host 3
This is what he said. And it was hilarious. And then he said it didn't happen, but he told us this. And Brett and I started laughing.
Host 4
He goes, no, there. Kirby said, Beth McDonald, she got a big dick.
Host 3
And I said, ah.
Host 4
She didn't really say that. She didn't really say that. She did not say that.
Host 3
I said, okay. So she said instead.
Host 4
No, no, no, no, no. She just knows that that's a joke that is made on the show.
Host 3
But she said it, or you wouldn't have said it.
Host 5
She didn't say it.
Host 3
What did she say?
Host 5
I made that part. But she knows we make fun of her. She didn't have to say that.
Host 3
She said it.
Host 5
Started laughing.
Host 3
She said it.
Host 5
She's probably heard us say the joke.
Host 3
She said it. I know him better than this.
Host 5
No, she knows better.
Host 3
Cause you just said she didn't have to say it. We both knew after she said it.
Host 2
She got a big old dick, Daddy.
Host 5
That's who we.
Host 4
Kirby Derby. Okay, let's pretend like that never happened. Etching sketch. Etchy sketch.
Host 3
And he etchy sketches his brain. And then the reality that isn't there anymore becomes his new.
Host 4
She didn't say that. Etchy sketch. I don't know why I told you and Brett that with a straight face. And then immediately.
Host 3
So that didn't happen. I know it did.
Host 2
She got a big old honkaddy. She used it on women.
Host 4
No, Kirby. Etchy sketch.
Host 3
Brady's brain. Etchy sketches. And then occasionally reality will shoot out of his mouth, and then he realizes.
Host 4
I missed a line. Oh, God. Etchy sketch. Etch get.
Host 5
Pitfall. Spitball.
Host 3
There's no possible way. The way that story was told, something very similar did not happen.
Host 4
She knows.
Host 3
Otherwise you'd have just said she got a big old Kirby. Said there was no reason for that. There was no reason for you to drag. That's what you said.
Host 5
I know when I made that up.
Host 3
Why would you bring your daughter into the big dick conversation if she didn't? Funny.
Host 1
It's.
Host 3
No, it's disgusting. And it's better if you just didn't bring her into it. Funnier of you to just go, she.
Host 4
Got a big old D. My daughter thinks so, too.
Host 3
Is not funny. Creepy. Immediately. Men in black your ass in a second. And Brett and I looked at each other like, ew.
Host 1
What?
Host 3
I'm just.
Host 4
Okay, wait a minute. That never occurred. The thing I just made up.
Host 3
But you said it. And I laughed hysterically and immediately said, I'm telling that story.
Host 4
That didn't happen.
Host 3
It did happen. And then you didn't know what to do and just turned soccer up. Louder.
Host 4
That's good. Okay, that's enough.
Host 3
Dying. Laughing.
Host 2
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode 07-01-25 - "She Caught Step Sister Bangin Her Hubby - BO"
Release Date: July 1, 2025
In this provocative episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's top morning radio show, host John Holmberg, alongside his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into the complexities of infidelity, the stark differences between reality and pornographic portrayals, and shares humorous personal anecdotes. The episode masterfully balances entertaining storytelling with candid discussions, ensuring listeners are both engaged and reflective.
The episode kicks off with a harrowing tale submitted by a listener detailing a distressing encounter where a wife catches her husband in a compromising situation with his stepsister. This narrative sets the stage for a deeper exploration of how real-life betrayals starkly contrast with their often glamorized portrayals in pornography.
Key Points:
Real-Life Betrayal vs. Pornography: The hosts discuss the unrealistic and sanitized depictions of infidelity in porn. Host 3 emphasizes, “Porn never shows the emotional fallout… it always stays superficial” (03:07).
Emotional Reactions: The listener's reaction—vomiting upon discovering the affair—is highlighted as a genuine emotional response absent in pornographic narratives. Host 3 poignantly remarks, “The wife walks in and she's just vomiting all over the place... that never happens in porn” (03:52).
Fantasy vs. Reality: A significant portion of the conversation revolves around how pornography creates a “fantasy world” where conflicts are minimal and relationships remain unbroken, contrasting sharply with the tumultuous reality of infidelity.
Impact on Relationships: The discussion touches on the long-term effects of such betrayals, including potential divorces and the strain on family dynamics. Host 3 contemplates, “I think I'm gonna file for a divorce. I'm so overwhelmed and uncomfortable” (07:20).
Notable Quotes:
Shifting gears, the hosts engage in a lighter segment, sharing amusing personal stories that highlight the quirks and challenges of everyday life.
Key Points:
Soccer Fandom: The conversation delves into one host's partner, Kirby, and her burgeoning love for European soccer, influenced partly by the popular show Ted Lasso. Host 5 humorously notes, “She started following some of those teams” (12:31).
Behind-the-Scenes Shenanigans: A particularly entertaining moment arises when Host 2 recounts a humorous, albeit cringeworthy, interaction involving a fabricated story about teammate Beth McDonald. The ensuing confusion and laughter among the hosts provide levity and showcase their camaraderie.
Improvisational Humor: The hosts entertain themselves by creating exaggerated scenarios, such as the infamous “big dick” joke, which spirals into a series of playful accusations and denials. This segment underscores the show's dynamic and improvisational nature.
Notable Quotes:
Throughout the episode, Holmberg's Morning Sickness adeptly navigates the juxtaposition of serious themes and humor. The hosts provide insightful commentary on the disparity between media portrayals and real-life experiences, particularly in the realm of relationships and personal integrity. Their candid discussions encourage listeners to reflect on the authenticity of their interactions and the impact of societal narratives on personal perceptions.
Conclusion:
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a compelling mix of emotional depth and humor. By addressing the often unspoken realities of betrayal and contrasting them with the fictional ease depicted in pornography, the hosts foster a space for genuine conversation and introspection. Simultaneously, their lighthearted anecdotes provide moments of laughter and relatability, embodying the essence of Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show.
Notable Timestamps:
For more engaging content and to join the conversation, tune in to Holmberg's Morning Sickness weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10 AM on 98 KUPD 97.9FM or visit www.98kupd.com.