07-03-25 - Entertainment Drill - Toledo Pulls Up Cost Of Living From Zillow And Currency Exchange Rate For Nigeria - BO

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (July 3, 2025)

Podcast Information

• Title: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
• Host: John Holmberg
• Station: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio
• Description: Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show where John Holmberg, along with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, entertains, questions, and occasionally disturbs listeners. Airs weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 97.9 FM, the 98KUPD app, or www.98kupd.com.

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Episode Overview

Title: Entertainment Drill - Toledo Pulls Up Cost Of Living From Zillow And Currency Exchange Rate For Nigeria - BO
Release Date: July 3, 2025

In this episode, John Holmberg and his co-hosts delve into an entertaining yet critical discussion on the cost of living in Nigeria compared to the United States. They explore various economic aspects such as housing prices, currency exchange rates, and daily expenses, all while interweaving humor and current events related to a fictional character, Julio Fulio. The episode combines informative content with the show's signature humor, making it both engaging and insightful for listeners.

Key Sections

1. Introduction and Segment Kick-off

The episode begins with an introduction from John Holmberg, who briefly mentions the week’s pet pick from Lost Our Home Pet Rescue, highlighting two terrier mix dogs, Chai and Noah. This segment, sponsored by Turf Monsters AZ, sets a positive tone before transitioning into the main content.

2. Discussing Nigerian Scams: "Pig Butchering"

The core of the episode revolves around a discussion on a prevalent scam known as "pig butchering," which involves Nigerian scammers using models to establish fake relationships with victims to extract money.

• Brady Bogen initiates the conversation by explaining the mechanics of the scam:

  "They'll hire models in Nigeria to go, we got this guy in the hook and all they're looking for is like a couple thousand bucks for a flight." [03:35]

• John Holmberg emphasizes the severity and deceit involved:

  "It's one of the biggest scams pulled over. Look at its hallmark is romance. And look what they did to it. It's actually real called pig butchering." [04:30]

• The co-hosts discuss the emotional manipulation inherent in these scams, with Brady asserting:

  "Romance blinds you to reality. Or no one would be dating a Nigerian and thinking about sending him an airline ticket." [04:20]

3. Cost of Living in Nigeria vs. USA

The hosts shift focus to compare the cost of living between Nigeria and the United States, using real estate listings and currency exchange rates as reference points.

• Discussion on Housing Prices:

  • Unknown Speaker: "It's 140 million naira in Nigeria for a house." [08:41]
  • Brady: "I don't know where I'd rather be." [09:08]

• Food Costs:

  • Unknown Speaker: "Costs about 35 cents American for a loaf of bread. Oh, Brady local cheese." [07:20]
  • John Holmberg: "40 cents a dozen for eggs made with human milk." [07:55]

• Currency Exchange Insights:

  • Unknown Speaker: "$2,000 American money is 2.89 million Nigerian Naira." [06:31]
  • John Holmberg: "A couple thousand bucks for a flight goes a long way in Nigeria." [04:30]

The conversation highlights the stark differences in purchasing power and living expenses, portraying Nigeria as a place with significantly lower costs but also touching upon the challenges that come with such disparities.

4. The "Julio Fulio" Anecdote

A recurring theme in the episode is the fictional character Julio Fulio, whose tragic and humorous narrative serves as a comedic relief amidst serious discussions.

• Introduction of Julio's Story:

  "I can't spend a lot of time on the Julio Fulio murder that happened this weekend. I know it's sad when someone dies, but when your name is Julio Fulio, I can't help but laugh." [02:24]

• Further Comments:

  "You can't be Julio Fulio and have me take you seriously, even when you're killed." [12:29]

This segment blends dark humor with fictional storytelling, typical of the show's entertainment style.

5. Interactive Listener Questions and Scenarios

Listeners’ emails and questions are addressed, adding an interactive dimension to the show.

• One-Eyed Girl Scenario:

  "Why don't you tell a pirate patch to get out of there?" [03:35]

  "Walk the plank. You get her off onto her little ship and you have her wander away." [03:35]

This playful exchange underscores the hosts' ability to engage with audience questions humorously.

6. Price Comparison with Music Interlude

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts transition into a light-hearted segment ranking the "50 greatest power ballads in rock history," showcasing their versatility in content delivery.

• Top Rankings:

  "Number one, Purple Rain by Prince." [14:18]
  "Number two, Alone Heart." [14:20]
  "Number three, November Rain." [14:26]

This musical interlude serves as a brief respite from the economic discussions, maintaining the show's entertainment value.

7. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

The episode wraps up with the hosts summarizing their discussions and reiterating the importance of being cautious about online scams. The final remarks tie back to the initial topics, leaving listeners with both knowledge and amusement.

• Brady Bogen:

  "Defend yourself from Nigerians that are trying to get plane rides." [11:29]

• John Holmberg:

  "Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station." [14:41]

Notable Quotes with Attribution and Timestamps

• Brady Bogen:

  "Their hallmark is romance. And look what they did to it." [04:30]

• John Holmberg:

  "It's one of the biggest scams pulled over. Pig butchering is real." [04:30]

• Unknown Speaker:

  "The minimum recommended amount in US dollars for food in Nigeria per day per person is 17 cents." [07:20]

• Brady Bogen:

  "Romance blinds you to reality." [04:20]

• Unknown Speaker:

  "97 grand for a house. That's bad." [08:54]

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness effectively balances informative discussions on serious topics like online scams and economic disparities with humor and entertainment. Through engaging dialogues and interactive segments, John Holmberg and his co-hosts provide listeners with valuable insights while keeping the atmosphere light and entertaining. Whether addressing the intricacies of "pig butchering" scams or comparing living costs between countries, the show maintains its commitment to educating and amusing its Arizona audience.

Transcript

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Unknown]

Entertain me. And also before Brady gets into it, and I know you probably got a full segment, we can't spend a lot of time on the Julio Fulio murder that happened this weekend. I know it's sad when someone dies, but when your name is Julio Fulio, I can't help but laugh. Julio Fulio. You can remember the old like newscaster of Tom Brokaw. It said tonight in Florida, Julio Fulio is killed. That's not funny. Julio Fulio murdered senselessly at the age of 26. Other members of the Fulio family like okay, this is funny. And then you see a picture of him. Look Larry, there's Julio Fulio. And I said who? So I know you're. You can skip those stories. We'll be here all day talking about Julio Fulio's career.

Killing him.

Julio Fulio, he loves that joke. Got emails about the what would Brady do before we move forward and one of them was about the girl, the one eyed 23 year old who looks like she's 60. Why don't you tell a pirate patch to get out of there? This doesn't sound good if you're 23. Also it's very true. How do you tell her?

ARR.

Walk the plank. You get her off onto her little ship and you have her wander away. Go to the patch for an eye deserves love, but come on, not for me. Well, right, I mean I didn't say from one of us.

Parlay.

Then this guy says those Nigerian scammers hire models now and they'll facetime so you feel like it's real. That's actually called pig butchering. It's a scam that's real called pig butchering. I look too, and he's right. They'll hire models in Nigeria to go, we got this guy in the hook and all they're looking for is like.

[John Holmberg]

A couple thousand bucks for a flight.

[Unknown]

Which I guess goes a long way in Nigeria. I'm not sure of the currency transfer, but how about that? So if you've got a.

[John Holmberg]

If you're dating someone in Nigeria, today's.

[Unknown]

The day you end it. Okay, I know it's not romantic. Aw, that's not how the world works. No, it isn't. It's actually the biggest scam pulled over. Look at its hallmark is romance. And look what they did to it. It's one of the biggest scams in the history of man. That romance is something you should actually lead with. No logic will always prevail. Romance blinds you to reality. Or no one would be dating a Nigerian and thinking about sending him an airline ticket. And you said it yourself in the email. I don't love anybody that much. There you go. I currently live in a life where I don't. I don't care for anyone enough that if they. If Brady called. Hey, I need your help. I'm trapped in Nigeria. It's been nice knowing you bud. Lose my number, you gotta come get me. I don't. You're gonna die in Nigeria if I'm your only hope. Nope.

[Brady]

Good luck with that chief.

[Unknown]

I don't. Unlike what Brett said earlier in a scenario. If Ma was lost in Nigeria and you were the only one that could help her. You said I met Mathiah once. I'll meet another one. He's not wrong.

[Brady]

But I expect the same. On the flip side. She would do the same thing. It's not.

[Unknown]

You know.

[Brady]

It's not a one way street here.

[Unknown]

Where's the self awareness to sit back and go how did I get trapped in Nigeria? This is all my fault.

[Brady]

I'm an idiot.

[Unknown]

Other than the. You know, the laughter. Endless laughter from Brett.

Mathia who as your wife.

Brett.

I've been kidnapped and taken to Nigeria. Wow. What were you doing? Nothing. Who is he? Obviously you will. You led somebody to believe that you wanted to get on a plane to Nigeria. He poisoned me. You put yourself in that spot. I've seen the Sopranos. You guys blame the girls for everything. Yes.

Since you were asking $2,000American money.

Yeah.

Is 2.89 million Nigerian Naira.

I think that's the right thing. But yeah.

You ask.

What.

What can the Nigerian naira buy you?

Yeah.

Costs about 35 cents American for a loaf of bread. Oh, Brady local cheese.

Yeah, but it's 41 cents.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but it's Nigerian.

[Unknown]

Nigerian cheese that's coming out of a ladies booth.

Cheese, rice, eggs, all that.

[John Holmberg]

40 cents a dozen for eggs made with human milk. And those very far.

[Unknown]

Those aren't chicken eggs. Whatever eggs they can find for an ostrich egg.

Potatoes are kind of pricey. They're 50 cents a piece.

How dare they charge for food over there?

Good cost of living.

The minimum recommended amount in US dollars for food in Nigeria per day. Per person.

17 cents.

$7.41.

That's pretty good for Brady. About 1535. Where's the via check around here?

Monthly on average you would expect to pay $200. Food in Nigeria for all the food for the whole month. For all of your food.

[Brady]

Dude, I go to a grocery store once a week here.

[Unknown]

Summer vacation.

That's my Jordache from Potbelly for God's sake. With all the fees. You guys are going to love Nigeria and we're going to eat like kings.

Now here's hope you like people cheese. Here's when it says if you're from Asia and you go to Nigeria where your food types are different, you would only spend 180amonth to eat like an Asian in Nigeria.

Eat like an Asian.

Eat their food types.

That's a great album name. Like an Asian. I like that. It's a song or an album. Eat like an Asian. Yeah, you got to add that in there. Fact, you do eat like an Asian. We can rewrite this whole thing. I don't care about how Asians eat. I don't care about how Nigerians eat.

[John Holmberg]

I care about how.

[Unknown]

Johnny, I'm trapped in Nigeria.

What? The connection's bad.

[John Holmberg]

Hi.

[Unknown]

AT&T. I need to change my number. Wow. All right.

According to this. Let me do the quick exchange rate here. It's 140 million naira in Nigeria for a house.

That just sounds bad.

[Brady]

Yeah, it does.

[Unknown]

All right. Who cares? Nigeria is a dump. Just go with clams and if you've got a. Yeah, clams or simoleons. And Nigerian money is clam called simoleons. That's Somalian money, I guess.

97, 000 for a house.

Kind of.

Is that a yurt or is that a. Yeah.

What are we looking at?

[Brady]

Yeah, can you pull up Zillow on that?

[Unknown]

We have running water.

I've never seen that on International House Hunters. Their trip tonight.

[Brady]

Hopkins on the phone. Let's find out what this Nigerian houses are.

[Unknown]

97 grand for a house.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus.

[Unknown]

I can get two in Maryvale for that.

[Brady]

I don't know where I'd rather be.

[Unknown]

Nigeria. Nigeria.

This is a four bedroom terrace duplex.

I don't believe that's in Nigeria. That's Albuquerque. Those pictures are lies luring you in Lagos.

It's in the main city.

Nope. Nope.

Here's your pictures.

I don't need them.

Marble floors?

No. Blonde? Nope.

Look at that modern kitchen.

That is bait. That's making you think Nigeria is pretty great. Don't fall for it, dude. Who you are.

Don't be a bigot. You can get a nice house.

No, you can't. I got more Julio Fulio news. What? Breaking, breaking. This just in breaking Julio Fulio information. Julio Fulio evidently made a video of himself dancing on another rapper's grave that was killed on his birthday. Julio was then killed on his own birthday as well. Oh, oh, Julio Fulio. Mistake number one. Oh, Julio.

Everybody knows you don't play, that you don't do that.

You know why I know that I could move my house currently that I like quite a bit, right? To Nigeria. And you know why? It's not a nice house anymore.

[John Holmberg]

It's in Nigeria.

[Unknown]

You don't know that.

I do know that. They sell bread for 30 cents.

92000 for this, for this one. Four bedroom semi detached.

[John Holmberg]

Give me the street view because that's.

[Unknown]

Just a close up of the house.

Well, you can see the street there.

Yeah, I was just gonna say because you can see the dirt. You do one 360 degree view of that. I'm gonna tell you I ain't moving.

[Brady]

Let's get the Google maps on here.

[Unknown]

The reason why we don't see that on house Hunters International.

That's what I said. Brady, where have you been today? Jesus Christ. What happened to his ears?

If you've been to Rocky Point, this looks like many of the places in Rocky Point that are unfinished.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you.

[Brady]

Enough said.

[Unknown]

All right. By that crib, let's get right to the entertainment. Entertainment drills brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense system.

Again with the marble floors.

I don't know. They should probably start an Internet thing at React defense so you idiots stop falling for these scams. Defend yourself from Nigerians that are trying to get plane rides.

It's your favorite thing, bars on the doors.

But basically we're talking about the same thing.

[Brady]

That's not Maryville.

[Unknown]

We're talking about making yourself a victim. Somebody says, hi, I'm from Nigeria, want to talk. And you say yes, you've made yourself a victim. You've been interviewed for a job you don't want and guess what? You got it. Let's get back to more Julio Foolio news though.

You got more?

No, I just. I'm sure there's more. I'm sure there's more to come. Julio Fulio. I would just love it if the news mattered. Still tonight I take you to Florida where the death of Julio Fulio has a nation in shock. Tom Brokaw Reports on the Julio Fulio. You can't be Julio Fulio and have me take you seriously, even when you're killed. John, did you hear about the Death Star? How about that? Gordon just walked in. Death Star.

Mr. T chimes in. He pities the Foolio family.

Don't say that, Brady.

[Brady]

All right, end it.

[Unknown]

That is kind of funny. I'll give him that one. That's pretty fun. Maybe it's the Claritin. Maybe it's the.

The.

The. All right, let's be done. Yeah, I'm done with you guys. That's enough Julio Fulio, Julio Fulio news. Well, more Julio Fulio news coming out on the LAR McFee Show. I didn't know that about Julio Fulio. Two things I learned this weekend. Julio Fulio I just learned about. He's dead now. And someone named Werza Regita can sell out the Footprint center two nights in a row with salsa music. Not salsa music. Like, literally. Get me some more salsa music.

Isn't that what the Pope got in trouble for saying?

Yeah, that is.

[John Holmberg]

That was kind of the drop the music part.

[Unknown]

Just give me some more salsa.

Yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Could you just kill it with the.

[Unknown]

Horns and the big guitars and go get me some more chips, please? Because this is annoying.

Ultimate classic rock put together, ranked the 50 greatest power ballads in rock history ever.

Power ballads. So More Than Words isn't considered a power battle.

I can't Fight this feeling.

That was REO and that came in at number 11.

Oh, geez.

Oh, no.

That was Keep On Loving you Faithfully Faithful. He's got to be up there. What Faith.

Faithful Faithful Fully is at number 12.

Sorry.

Home sweet Home Sweet Home is in the top ten. Number six.

It's a I'll Remember power battle.

I'll remember Number ten. Good Heaven. Brian Adams.

Every Rose has Its thorn. November Rain.

Every rose, November rain is number three.

Yeah. Now we're cooking. Yeah.

Airy rose is number 19.

Wow. Wow.

[Brady]

All right.

[Unknown]

What's number one?

Number one, purple rain prince.

Ah, come on.

Number two.

[Brady]

Alone heart.

[Unknown]

Number three, November rain. Number four. Don't stop believing.

There you go.

Number five. I want to know what love is. Foreigner. Number six, home sweet home.

All right.

Number seven. Dream on.

Eight.

I'll do anything for love.

Hello.

Nine. Sister Christian.

All right. All right. That's great. That's pretty simple. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.