07-04-25 - Brady Report - 8 Stories - Fun Fact Mortar In Great Wall Made Of Sticky Rice - BO

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: Brady Report - 8 Stories - Fun Fact Mortar In Great Wall Made Of Sticky Rice - BO
Release Date: July 4, 2025
Host: Brady Bogan, Unknown Male Host, Unknown Female Host
Co-hosts: Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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1. The Evolution of Rap in Mainstream Music

[02:16 - 05:33]

The episode kicks off with a nostalgic dive into the history of rap music, specifically highlighting the first white artist to chart a rap song on the Billboard R&B charts. The hosts engage in a playful debate over whether it was Blondie or Vanilla Ice, eventually settling on Mel Brooks' 1982 song "Good to Be the King" as a pioneering example.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogan: "It's good to be the King. But, oh, I guess Blondie. Blondie was rapping." [02:35]
• Unknown Male Host: "It was Good to be the King, based off the movie 'History of the World Part 1'." [02:22]

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2. The Great Wall’s Sticky Secret

[05:27 - 07:12]

A fun fact segment debunks the myth surrounding the Great Wall of China's construction materials. Contrary to popular belief, the mortar used was not predominantly sticky rice but a mixture that included dirt and other materials.

Notable Quotes:

• Unknown Male Host: "The mortar used in the Great Wall of China included sticky rice. That's one of the reasons it's held together so well." [06:13]
• Brady Bogan: "Racist. That's racist. You're a liar. Birds would have attacked. Birds would have eaten the wall." [06:20]

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3. Reviving Old-Timey Slang

[07:15 - 09:04]

The hosts explore vintage slang terms from Reader's Digest, such as "giggle mug" and "saucebox," discussing their meanings and contemporary relevance. They humorously riff on how these terms contrast with modern expressions like "resting bitch face."

Notable Quotes:

• Unknown Male Host: "Reader's Digest did a list of old timey slang terms that we should bring back—one of them's giggle mug." [07:19]
• Brady Bogan: "I still use saucehole. My grandpa said that a lot for pie hole. Sauceholes awesome. Saucebox outrageous." [07:43]

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4. Microplastics and Human Health Concerns

[12:02 - 13:08]

A segment on recent scientific findings reveals alarming levels of microplastics found in human testicles and shafts. The hosts discuss the implications of these findings and the potential health risks associated with microplastic exposure.

Notable Quotes:

• Unknown Male Host: "A study last month declared that microplastics were found in every human testicle." [12:02]
• Brady Bogan: "Eric's got it. Because what we eat and drink. Told you." [12:40]

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5. FDA Cracks Down on Fecal Microbiota Therapy

[09:07 - 11:58]

The FDA has issued warnings to companies selling fecal microbiota therapy (FMT) products without proper approval. The hosts discuss the science behind FMT, its benefits for gut health disorders like C. Diff and Crohn's, and the regulatory challenges it faces.

Notable Quotes:

• Unknown Male Host: "The FDA wrote to Human Microbes, a company advertising itself as the world's largest and highest quality stool donor bank." [09:25]
• Brady Bogan: "That's been going on for a while. This one is the fecal transplants." [09:47]

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6. Innovative Space Launches: Giant Catapults and Beyond

[15:02 - 21:49]

An in-depth discussion on Spin Launch's unconventional approach to sending satellites into space using a giant catapult. The hosts debate the feasibility, potential risks, and future implications of such technology compared to traditional rocketry.

Notable Quotes:

• Unknown Male Host: "A company called Spin Launch wants to launch satellites using a giant catapult." [15:08]
• Brady Bogan: "If you can imagine him spinning at 5,000 miles an hour and then shocks it out." [21:33]

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7. Near Miss: Asteroid Approaches Earth in 2029

[18:19 - 21:02]

The hosts cover the news of an asteroid the size of the Empire State Building set to pass uncomfortably close to Earth on Friday the 13th, 2029. They discuss the potential impact, public reactions, and the scientific measures in place to monitor such celestial events.

Notable Quotes:

• Unknown Male Host: "An asteroid the size of the Empire State Building will zip past us in 2029." [18:28]
• Brady Bogan: "Holmberg's morning sickness. I've been warning you about an asteroid headed towards Earth for a long time." [20:20]

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8. Controversial Discovery: A 3000-Year-Old Mummy in Egypt

[20:26 - 22:47]

A report on the recent unearthing of a 3000-year-old mummy in Egypt, sparking intrigue and debate among archaeologists and historians. The hosts speculate on the mummy's significance and the potential insights it could provide into ancient Egyptian civilization.

Notable Quotes:

• Unknown Male Host: "A 3000 year old mummy was unearthed in Egypt." [20:31]
• Brady Bogan: "There's a video of the catapult. This is just getting better and better by the second." [20:29] (Note: This line seems out of context and may refer back to the catapult discussion.)

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9. Scandal in the UK: Teacher Accused of Grooming Students

[22:47 - 29:28]

One of the more serious segments covers a disturbing case of a 30-year-old math teacher from the UK accused of grooming 15-year-old boys. The hosts discuss the allegations, the impact on the victims, and the broader implications for teacher-student relationships and safeguarding policies.

Notable Quotes:

• Unknown Male Host: "A 3000 year old mummy was unearthed in Egypt." [20:31]
• Brady Bogan: "I found in that if she, if I'm 15 and she shows interest at all, it's happening." [23:05]
• Unknown Male Host: "Rebecca Joins is accused of grooming 15 year old boy. Taking him shopping for a Gucci belt worth about $430." [22:27]
• Brady Bogan: "Boy B could spend 30 years in her classroom and learn less than he learned that day." [24:36]

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Conclusion

Throughout the episode, Brady Bogan and his co-hosts deliver a mix of humor, skepticism, and critical analysis on a variety of topics ranging from music history and ancient construction techniques to modern scientific discoveries and troubling societal issues. The dynamic between the hosts adds an engaging layer to the discussions, making complex subjects accessible and entertaining for the listeners.

Closing Remarks:

• Brady Bogan: "That's why our crack reporter. No questions. Jones. Done with electric." [19:35]
• Patrick Riley: "Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Updated." [29:28]

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Note: This summary is based solely on the provided transcript and may not capture all nuances of the actual podcast episode. Listeners are encouraged to tune in for the full experience.

Transcript

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[Unknown Male Host]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady Bogan]

Hello, world. We made it. All right.

[Unknown Male Host]

Couple of baseless fun facts. The first white artist with a rap song on the Billboard R and B chart.

[Brady Bogan]

Blondie.

[Unknown Male Host]

Vanilla Ice. Mel Brooks in 1982.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[Unknown Male Host]

What is it?

[Brady Bogan]

Rapping. Rodney.

[Unknown Male Host]

It was Good to be the King. Based off the movie History of the World Part 1.

[Brady Bogan]

That was a charting song.

[Unknown Male Host]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

It's good to be the King. But, oh, I guess Blondie. Blondie was rapping.

[Unknown Male Host]

I heard that too. Fab Five.

[Valley Chevy Dealer]

Freddy was part of that was.

[Unknown Male Host]

Yeah. Fanfare. What. What year was that?

[Brady Bogan]

79.

[Unknown Male Host]

Not as high in the Billboard R B chart.

[Patrick Riley]

I can't imagine Mel Brooks was higher.

[Brady Bogan]

In the R B charts. Yeah.

[Unknown Male Host]

R B chart you have.

[Brady Bogan]

It's Good to Be the King. It's Good to be the king. 1982 wasn't an R B song, though. No. Rapture's more R B than that. You got any rapture? Give me the rap from Rapture. Tell me which is the one of them I remember and the other one. I've seen History of the World a million times. All I remember is it's good to be the king. And that's all he said. I don't remember the words. This is rapture. Yeah. Yeah. Rapture's great. And then the rap part in the middle was the first time ever that white America was exposed to it in a song they liked. Trying to find the rap. This is proof the 70s and early 80s were. Everyone was in a little drug coma. This song. Do the soil, don't strain the rain. Pain the train. You'll be singing in the rain. Say dump tha do bump rock. That thing was eating balls and walls and cars. Yeah. Where'd the people meet? That was rap back in 1980. And people lost their minds over it. It was great. And the good to be the king is. I don't remember this at all. Check out my story while you do. Your dad. Was he also the most Jewish guy ever on the R B chart?

[Unknown Male Host]

But I was fine.

[Brady Bogan]

We were hanging out down in Old Facade. That's the weekend pad of my queen and I. You remember this?

[Unknown Male Host]

I don't.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't remember this version. This is the one that.

[Unknown Male Host]

That hit the charts.

[Brady Bogan]

Good to be the.

[Unknown Male Host]

Now you see why it hit the charts.

[Brady Bogan]

He said it all through the movie. It's good to be the king. And he would pee on that. Remember? He'd just walk up behind girls that were bent over and give him a thrust and hump them in the butt. Once yeah. Good to be the king. And then he'd walk away. I. The bad part about that was I was doing that to people.

[Unknown Male Host]

Well, kind of Christmas parties.

[Brady Bogan]

I was with co workers. That's true. All right, we don't talk about that. Lose our jobs, they're gone. They don't work. Back in 82, 83, when I was nine, I would walk up to people, it's good to be the king. And they all laughed because they thought the impression was funny.

[Patrick Riley]

Well, Connie said, your people run the business. So, I mean, that's probably why.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's what they would say. It's like, he's only 8, but he looks just like Mel Brooks. Good to be the king. By the way, Sean Phils points out, and I want to know this now, was Mel Brooks the inspiration for the Beastie Boys?

[Unknown Male Host]

Oh, good question. Watch that Beastie Boys, doc.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't remember. And I don't remember in 1982, every black person in America with their arms in the air going, what's going on? But they should have been. We've had the Hill Sugar Hill Gang for how long? And Mel Brooks has the number one rap song in the nation. Kanye. Yeah, Kanye was right. Kanye was right. Sejuja. It's good to be the king.

[Unknown Male Host]

The mortar used in the Great Wall of China included sticky rice. That's one of the reasons it's held together so well.

[Brady Bogan]

Racist. That's racist. You're a liar. Birds would have attacked. Birds would have eaten the wall.

[Unknown Male Host]

You have it. Dirt.

[Brady Bogan]

Birds don't care.

[Unknown Male Host]

When that hardens up, you can't pick it out of there.

[Brady Bogan]

Birds don't care. We had to stop using it at weddings.

[Unknown Male Host]

The interior wall. Then they put the other.

[Brady Bogan]

So they filled their.

[Unknown Male Host]

Let him snip on the wall.

[Brady Bogan]

Let him. Racist. Yeah. Do you hear? He started to do the architecture of the wall because I made too much sense.

[Unknown Male Host]

Then they layered it in pot stickers.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Yep. Kioza. And then everybody took a break and had a Coke. Or did they? Those jokesters?

[Unknown Male Host]

Reader's Digest.

[Brady Bogan]

By the way, all of you at home, if you have a paper to do on China, don't include that. You're going to get laughed out of your class.

[Valley Chevy Dealer]

Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I understand. The Great Wall of China's made of mostly rice. Okay, get out. Racist. We don't say stuff like that.

[Unknown Male Host]

And not just rice. Sticky rice.

[Brady Bogan]

Eiffel Tower's, mostly baguettes and cheese.

[Unknown Male Host]

Reader's Digest did a list of old timey slang terms that we should Bring back one of them's giggle mug. Someone who smiles too much or constantly has a grin on their face too.

[Brady Bogan]

Like the joker.

[Unknown Male Host]

Yeah, it's kind of the opposite of like resting bitch face.

[Brady Bogan]

Why do you look at giggle mug? What a wonderful thing to be cursed with.

[Unknown Male Host]

Saucebox.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett is on the saucebox is the best.

[Unknown Male Host]

Sauce box is your term for your mouth.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Unknown Male Host]

Sick of you listening to you. Shut your sauce.

[Brady Bogan]

I still use sauce whole. My grandpa said that a lot for pie hole. Sauce holes awesome. Sauce boxes outrageous. But saucebox now, thanks to pornhub different. Well, they have a saucebox.

[Unknown Male Host]

And that video we saw yesterday.

[Brady Bogan]

Ugh.

[Unknown Male Host]

Humblechook.

[Brady Bogan]

Humblechook.

[Unknown Male Host]

Pumblechook. Someone who's greedy and pompous. It's the name of a character in the Great Expectations. Uncle Pumblechook. Wisconsin is the only state in the country and the only place outside of Switzerland where you be. You can become a master cheese maker.

[Brady Bogan]

Your news feed's different than ours. And there goes Brady out there.

[Unknown Male Host]

State that requires a license to make cheese.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Oh, he's not going there.

[Unknown Male Host]

Rules.

[Brady Bogan]

The best thing is he finds that to be information that might be interesting to the masses, not just to a small, isolated group of people who want to make cheese.

[Unknown Male Host]

The world's deepest underwater cave is in the Czech Republic.

[Brady Bogan]

Blessed are the cheese makers.

[Unknown Male Host]

It's at least for 1700ft deep.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Unknown Male Host]

As far as anyone's been able to go. They still haven't been to the bottom of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Let us know when they get there.

[Unknown Male Host]

I will.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. I'm on pins and needles. Yeah.

[Unknown Male Host]

The FDA has issued a warning letter to a company that appears to be selling products containing human fecal matter without the approval of the agency.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, wow.

[Unknown Male Host]

Wait a minute.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you got to get that box. Check.

[Unknown Male Host]

But you can get.

[Brady Bogan]

You got to get. There's a box that says, did you check for the fecal matter? Sure did. Okay, clear.

[Unknown Male Host]

The FDA wrote to human microbes a company advertising itself as the world's largest and highest quality stool donor bank. The fecal microbiota therapy transplants is what they send people basically to get your gut on track by using.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. It's the poop factor.

[Unknown Male Host]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's been going on for a while.

[Unknown Male Host]

And there's three ways you can do it. Through an enema colonoscopy. And then they say, doesn't it seem other means?

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's actually very intuitive. I think it's smart because it teaches your poop what good poop. Looks like.

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[Unknown Male Host]

That's patients with C. Diff.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. For stomach disorders. Well, Cola Gord. You poop in a box and find out if you got colon cancer and you mail your poop to somebody. This one is the. Yeah, the, the fecal transplants. It's a. South park did a whole special on that too, where you had to get it back in. And it improves gut health. If you have a terrible C. Diff and Crohn's and all that stuff where your body doesn't do it right, putting something good in there kind of retrains it.

[Unknown Male Host]

The FDA just wants to make sure, you know, you can't just, you know, open up and everyone can drop a deuce and put it in the bank.

[Brady Bogan]

Like most medical, you know, deposits. Not for everyone. Not aboa, not Mikasa Sue Hospital. Don't want to do one of those.

[Unknown Male Host]

And now it's time for some science news.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, sorry. Where is it? You have it. It's not playing.

[Unknown Male Host]

Hello, my friends, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. A study last month declared that microplastics were found in every human testicle.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, not, I don't know. Mine weren't testing.

[Unknown Male Host]

I wasn't tested either. But they're saying after Testing so many. You know what?

[Brady Bogan]

Hold on. My phone has been hacked. Maybe they're doing something. I don't know.

[Unknown Male Host]

Now, a separate study just found the microplastics are in the shaft as well. Who did they test? Enough people to say everyone's got it.

[Brady Bogan]

100% in the test said. Well, this proves it. Eric's got it. Because what we eat and drink. Told you. Anyway. Things are manufactured and stuff. And there's absolutely no recourse to this water.

[Unknown Male Host]

I did go swimming in Thailand.

[Brady Bogan]

You have. You got Morden Plastic. It's so much like ladyboy sperm floating around inside. Oh, it's true. It crawled in every orifice he's got. And his cute little Oakley swim trunks. Those weren't fish. Those were well fed sperms that just got bigger and bigger.

[Unknown Male Host]

Giant.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly. Right. Yeah. That was a cesspool of mutants. You were the only one in the water in that video. Everybody else was smart enough to stay on the shore.

[Unknown Male Host]

Well, they were going up on the slide.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like slide rock. Worse. That's why we're all.

[Patrick Riley]

You're not selling it to them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's this that makes it slippery.

[Unknown Male Host]

If you don't like coffee, you might be able to blame it on your parents.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Unknown Male Host]

A study by 23andMe found hating or loving coffee might be a genetic trait you inherited.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't care for coffee. My mom loves it. My dad doesn't drink it much.

[Unknown Male Host]

Researchers just found out that leeches can jump. The ones they saw were in Madagascar. They don't jump really high. But I wasn't there. They can clear some space. They got a little vert. We got a new dinosaur discovered. Loki Ceratops. Similar to a Triceratops but with a little more flair on the horns.

[Brady Bogan]

And a magic stick.

[Unknown Male Host]

I got a picture of the Loki dinosaur now. Or what After Loki.

[Brady Bogan]

Loki dinosaur. Roar. I'm Loki. This is my magic little stick. Okay. It's kind of a neat one. It's got two heads. He's got a lower head. And then like a huge. It's like a huge shield stuck to the back of his neck. With two horns on top of that too.

[Unknown Male Host]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know how you find out you found that thing. That's kind of neat. They found that they had a rendering that precise immediately.

[Patrick Riley]

Who's gonna prove them wrong?

[Brady Bogan]

DNA.

[Patrick Riley]

But still doesn't show you a picture.

[Brady Bogan]

No. No. But I say you DNA it and build one.

[Patrick Riley]

We've seen how that moves.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. And then you kill it. And then you get back Then you kill it. The problem was we got two Jurassic Park's a good idea. One at a time. You build it and then you kill it. Then you sell it to homeless for food.

[Patrick Riley]

Then you get Newman out there screwing everything up.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. Newman blew it. Hello? Jerry. Build it.

[Unknown Male Host]

An instant taxidermy is what you're saying.

[Brady Bogan]

No instant food production.

[Unknown Male Host]

Well, you take the food out.

[Brady Bogan]

What happens with taxidermy? Did it? Well, I guess that's true, but we don't need their heads either. Just in case somebody gets a wild hair. You burn it up. You burn up the remnants like the Indians used to do. You eat all the buffalo. They use their coats. And then you get rid of all the other stuff or let the world feed it. You don't go walking around piano.

[Unknown Male Host]

I saw Flintstones.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you may piano their bones. Exactly. Historical documents don't lie. But we build one, we're like, hey, I found a new dinosaur. Wonder what it looked like. And you don't release it to us. You're patient. You're one of those archaeologists. People. People. And you load up a DNA thing and you put it in a lab like you did species and you hope it doesn't break out. But if it does, it'll be easy to spot and you kill it. And then you chop it up and you give it to the Zone and tell them it's something else. And they'll eat it. They're not going to complain.

[Unknown Male Host]

A company called Spin Launch wants to launch satellites using a giant catapult.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to see that.

[Unknown Male Host]

Me too.

[Brady Bogan]

I. I like our system of rocketry. How big would the catapult have to be to shoot you into space? It would have to bow out into the ocean.

[Unknown Male Host]

The two astronauts at Boeing sent up in the new space station.

[Brady Bogan]

Wait, you're done with that last story? There's not more to that? No, just we want to use a catapult to shoot satellites.

[Unknown Male Host]

Yeah, that trebuchet that they're deciding there's.

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing else in that story at all. Like why?

[Unknown Male Host]

Oh, I'm sure there is.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay. We'll be right back with more information. Toledo. Brett, you can't somebody look up a little bit more on that? I don't know. The uncurious George over here is driving me nuts. How in the world did you read that and go, that's all I need to hear. Where are they doing this?

[Unknown Male Host]

I don't know. Don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

God damn it.

[Unknown Male Host]

It's not gonna happen. I'm saying no.

[Brady Bogan]

So what? That you say that you've done no research and you're just gonna poop on it. Why would it even be a story if it's not gonna happen? And even if it's.

[Unknown Male Host]

They like to tease these things.

[Brady Bogan]

Can I see a rendering of what they have planned? Do you know how big a space catapult would have to be? The arm of that thing would have to be miles long.

[Unknown Male Host]

Yeah. They enlight the fuse before. Like it's not like a booster dog.

[Patrick Riley]

Was a wily coyote.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Acme. It's like a chuck it those things for dogs.

[Unknown Male Host]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Now imagine how big it would have to be to throw the ball to space. Okay.

[Unknown Male Host]

I'm moving on to the next story.

[Brady Bogan]

He's done.

[Unknown Male Host]

We can look into it. You want me to look into it?

[Brady Bogan]

I'll look. No, I don't want you to look into it. I wanted you to look into it. You bring us the in. The only interesting thing so far has been that. That's enough. Next story. Good Christ. That's crack reporting. You didn't.

[Unknown Male Host]

I might invest in a spin launch.

[Brady Bogan]

You didn't want to see.

[Unknown Male Host]

You're not.

[Brady Bogan]

That you didn't want to see when you read that. Or did you. Is that the first time you've read that? No, you read it earlier. Okay. When you read that earlier this morning. Whoa. You didn't think I'm going to Google search space catapult?

[Unknown Male Host]

Yeah, I didn't.

[Patrick Riley]

He was researching Cookie dough Day.

[Brady Bogan]

That's cookie dough day.

[Unknown Male Host]

It was so tempting.

[Brady Bogan]

I bet you that distracted me. I bet you his history. The only thing while he's looking at the news stories is like you can a couple of breaches over into. Where do I get cookie dough? Where's free cookie dough and cookie dough day. That's amazing.

[Unknown Male Host]

An asteroid the size of the Empire State Building will zip past us in 2020. 20, 2029.

[Brady Bogan]

That's millions of years.

[Unknown Male Host]

20, 20, 20.

[Brady Bogan]

Millions of years.

[Unknown Male Host]

2029.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. That's five.

[Unknown Male Host]

And it'll come closer to hitting Earth than any large asteroid in human history.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a picture of the catapult. It doesn't use any jet. Fool. 10,000 times the Force of Earth's gravity to throw a satellite into space. There's.

[Unknown Male Host]

You can't put anything living on it, can you?

[Brady Bogan]

I hope not. What if it fails? Goo.

[Patrick Riley]

If it's just satellites, they don't.

[Brady Bogan]

You know. Yeah. They don't need people on them. But eventually you're gonna say like we could put people up here. If this is working it just throw it. You Dante Culpepper. That thing into the air. How about that?

[Unknown Male Host]

So it's like a poppet.

[Brady Bogan]

What's a poppet?

[Unknown Male Host]

Like you push the thing down. I don't see the catapult part.

[Brady Bogan]

Suddenly someone has. Somebody's got questions.

[Unknown Male Host]

I saw the picture right there. No interest.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, our crack reporter. No questions. Jones. Done with electric.

[Unknown Male Host]

Brady Watkins. Anyway, back to the end of the world in 2029.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it gonna hit us?

[Unknown Male Host]

They expect it to miss us by 19000 miles.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty close.

[Unknown Male Host]

1/10 of the distance to the moon. And it's also happening on Friday the 13th.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it scooting in between us and the moon? One tenth of the distance? That sure is.

[Unknown Male Host]

Well, that's the. Yeah, if it's inside of that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, if it's 1/10 of the distance to the moon and it's that close to us. That's close. Closer to the moon. We're gonna see that thing. Holmberg's morning sickness. I've been warning you about an asteroid headed towards Earth for a long time.

[Patrick Riley]

Call Bruce Willis and Buscemi and the board.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we gotta get some guys up there.

[Unknown Male Host]

A 3000 year old mummy was unearthed in Egypt.

[Brady Bogan]

Is this the catapult again? There's a video of the catapult. This is just getting better and better by the second. Hold on. Oh, turn that off. I need to listen to a real news story.

[Unknown Male Host]

Into orbit has always been the rocket equation.

[Brady Bogan]

That is.

[Unknown Male Host]

The vast majority of what it takes to get a rocket beyond our atmosphere is fuel. More than 90% of it. But what if in fact, most of that fuel is not actually needed?

[Brady Bogan]

Let's just hock it. I think it's gonna be 105 today. Welcome to the high desert of New Mexico. They're in New Mexico.

[Unknown Male Host]

Remote valley of New Mexico. Beyond gates that look like they're straight out of a science fiction movie.

[Brady Bogan]

It is science fiction.

[Unknown Male Host]

An object that seems like alien technology towers above the terrain.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at that. Simply let go and it travels outside of the vacuum chamber through the atmosphere. That looked like the picture of when in junior high when they teach you how a man inseminates a woman.

[Unknown Male Host]

Case is a carbon.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at size of it.

[Unknown Male Host]

Which spins the launch vehicle or projectile until it hits 5,000 miles an hour.

[Brady Bogan]

And then just shocks it out.

[Unknown Male Host]

A little hole membrane hurtling towards space and eliminating the need to lift all that fuel used in traditional rockets.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the future. Brady had it mailed. Not really.

[Unknown Male Host]

He had it.

[Brady Bogan]

We didn't know anything about. Nailed it spinning and then goes up to 5,000 miles an hour. And then it just. It's like the discus. Yes, it does it like a discus thrower. Only if you can imagine him spinning at 5,000 miles an hour and then.

[Unknown Male Host]

Getting rid of the discus and the mist throws.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, sure, if it goes off target a little bit. So long, Paris. Wouldn't terrorists get a hold of this fuelless machine? Everything we do that starts good ends up being a weapon. Oh. All you gotta do is tilt it down. Chuck a couple at LA for oh my goodness.

[Unknown Male Host]

In the United Kingdom we have a teacher that's in trouble. 30 year old math teacher Rebecca Joins is accused of grooming 15 year old boy. Taking him shopping for a Gucci belt worth about 430 bucks. And it was revealed the police during the interview the boy said she bought the belt and then drove him back.

[Brady Bogan]

To her apartment to get that belt.

[Unknown Male Host]

Off where they had unprotected sex.

[Brady Bogan]

Why is that part of it? What does that have to do with anything? Sex is all you need.

[Unknown Male Host]

They took it to the next level. Yeah, I bought you this belt.

[Brady Bogan]

No rubbers.

[Unknown Male Host]

The boy is identified as Boy A.

[Brady Bogan]

That's his name. It's his rap name. Yeah. Oh.

[Unknown Male Host]

Because after she got caught and in trouble for him, the age of consent in in the UK is 16. It's close but it's 18 if you're a teacher.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Unknown Male Host]

And since she was his teacher. So she got in trouble, got fired and while waiting trial she groomed another 15 year old boy. Got a picture of her and the first 15 year old boy said I'm fine. She's, you know, I know she's 30 but she's pretty and oh yeah, most of my friends are like hit that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Boy A is awesome. Congratulations to boy A.

[Patrick Riley]

Boy B. Oh, sign me up.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding. Nice. I found in that if she, if I'm 15 and she shows interest at all, it's happening.

[Patrick Riley]

Oh hell yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You're mentally being damaged. I'll get over it. Off I'm boy, I talked to me.

[Unknown Male Host]

In five years I'm going to change.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm changing my name to boy and I'm sitting in a room six hours a day. I'm failing all my other classes till she finds me interesting.

[Unknown Male Host]

Being out on bail for grooming Boy A. And on top of losing her job, police say the teacher soon began to flirt with another 15 year old boy, Boy B. The teacher allegedly began exchanging messages with the child on Snapchat.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[Unknown Male Host]

After he learned about the news of her initial arrest. Boy B demanded, get your teas out for me.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Good job, boy.

[Unknown Male Host]

She responded, not tonight. And then proceeded to send a picture of her butt.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, she was.

[Patrick Riley]

Oh, you got those pictures too.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you this right now. Boy B could spend 30 years in her classroom and learn less than he learned that day. Texting with her.

[Unknown Male Host]

Boy B says, as a young lad, I thought I was in there. I thought she liked me. That's pictures of her body sent to me. I asked if we could progress. The child said, the teacher invited him to her home. What she said was awkward at first, but then we moved to the bedroom, got it on and got it on for 30 more times after that, right?

[Unknown Female Host]

I love to get with you. I'd love to snog with you, Boy B, but I gotta try. I've gotta get through Boy A. Then it's all on, right? You and I gonna get it together.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's a picture.

[Unknown Female Host]

Boy B. I like boy B. Boy A's caused a lot of problems. Here's a picture of my bum. Take a look at that. You can have that after my trial with boy A.

[Unknown Male Host]

After Boy B. Boy C, teacher is pregnant.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, lock it down. Boy B.

[Unknown Female Host]

Sorry about that, Boy A. I have choose Boy B. He got me. He put me in foal. Got a baby growing in my belly.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought I was your Boy A.

[Unknown Female Host]

Oh, you'll always be boy A. It's court record. You can't change that. You'll always be boy A. But your semen wasn't as strong as boy B. Got my baby maker gone.

[Brady Bogan]

I like that. And boy, and that's. Look, you can call it a double standard because it is, but that and a 15 year old boy, there's not a lot of grooming necessary. Yeah, it's about five minutes of want to have a snog. We do, right? Yes, I do. I won't have that snog you're talking on. I might not be very good at it.

[Unknown Female Host]

That's all right.

[Brady Bogan]

And let's be honest, like, they say that like there's something wrong with her for wanting that. I've met women, I'm 51. Something wrong with all of them. Like all the ones that have met me that want to do stuff with me, something wrong with them. If we went by something wrong with them being the deal breaker, there'd be like 3% of men having sex. There's something wrong with all the women. I've seen the men that you've chosen. Ladies in this room, there are four women I can firmly say there's something wrong with them. Oh yeah? Yeah. For choosing this.

[Patrick Riley]

Yes, 100%.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean none of them should be in the situations they're in at all. Now Brady thinks he's a seven and that Ronnie's the big winner, but society says otherwise.

[Unknown Male Host]

That's why I'm happy that Flip Worley comes in town every now and then.

[Brady Bogan]

No time. Yeah, it's not. Keep her under that spell and I'll get emails. You know I was. If you're like 7 or 8, 10, 11, 12, you get into that. That 12 year old kid still got a story about Britney's world. 15. I mean that was part of working at Tony Roma's. Half the busboys banged all the 27, 28 year old waitresses and they were the coolest kids in the world. And all of them are fine. My friend Matt, my friend Chad, this kid Chris boned two girls and one night and we thought we were gonna buy him a crown. And also evidently all you Red for ed teachers can all move over to England because they can afford to buy their kids $440 belts. Meanwhile, you're begging me for extra cash every year. Lisa should move to Staffordshire on thump and go teach. We talked about it. Mason on hump. Yeah, yeah. Staffordshire on thump. 15 year old humpies. Right.

[Unknown Female Host]

We've got a couple of good looking kids in the class this year like you. You're gonna be boy C.

[Brady Bogan]

If I had a 15 year old kid right now, I would. Right, not that way. I would print up Boy C shirts and send them to school. Next. Oh, just go down the whole Alphabet. I used to know Reggie and Ron on Boy C is what? Here's what you get with me. I'll keep my mouth shut. Text me your bum all day. No one's gonna know about it.

[Unknown Male Host]

And the one by senior year still hasn't been any boy letter. It's Fenwick.

[Brady Bogan]

He's just a Fenwick. Graduated wearing a shirt that says Boy Z. Please.

[Unknown Female Host]

Hi Fenwick. No, again, still no.

[Unknown Male Host]

Still no.

[Unknown Female Host]

Open your books.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, open your shirt, love.

[Unknown Male Host]

No, I got a couple of radio videos. First one's a desert party. You were on the jihad website in with your mom in Ohio. Not sure what they're celebrating, a birthday or.

[Brady Bogan]

Somebody just emailed, says, come on, John, Megan's sticking around because of all the Jew money. The other wives are the ones with issues. That is true. She's got Jew money heading her way. Don't think that's not the only reason. You're not wrong? I haven't figured it out yet. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Updated.