Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: Brady Report - 8 Stories - Fun Fact Mortar In Great Wall Made Of Sticky Rice - BO
Release Date: July 4, 2025
Host: Brady Bogan, Unknown Male Host, Unknown Female Host
Co-hosts: Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
1. The Evolution of Rap in Mainstream Music
[02:16 - 05:33]
The episode kicks off with a nostalgic dive into the history of rap music, specifically highlighting the first white artist to chart a rap song on the Billboard R&B charts. The hosts engage in a playful debate over whether it was Blondie or Vanilla Ice, eventually settling on Mel Brooks' 1982 song "Good to Be the King" as a pioneering example.
Notable Quotes:
- Brady Bogan: "It's good to be the King. But, oh, I guess Blondie. Blondie was rapping." [02:35]
- Unknown Male Host: "It was Good to be the King, based off the movie 'History of the World Part 1'." [02:22]
2. The Great Wall’s Sticky Secret
[05:27 - 07:12]
A fun fact segment debunks the myth surrounding the Great Wall of China's construction materials. Contrary to popular belief, the mortar used was not predominantly sticky rice but a mixture that included dirt and other materials.
Notable Quotes:
- Unknown Male Host: "The mortar used in the Great Wall of China included sticky rice. That's one of the reasons it's held together so well." [06:13]
- Brady Bogan: "Racist. That's racist. You're a liar. Birds would have attacked. Birds would have eaten the wall." [06:20]
3. Reviving Old-Timey Slang
[07:15 - 09:04]
The hosts explore vintage slang terms from Reader's Digest, such as "giggle mug" and "saucebox," discussing their meanings and contemporary relevance. They humorously riff on how these terms contrast with modern expressions like "resting bitch face."
Notable Quotes:
- Unknown Male Host: "Reader's Digest did a list of old timey slang terms that we should bring back—one of them's giggle mug." [07:19]
- Brady Bogan: "I still use saucehole. My grandpa said that a lot for pie hole. Sauceholes awesome. Saucebox outrageous." [07:43]
4. Microplastics and Human Health Concerns
[12:02 - 13:08]
A segment on recent scientific findings reveals alarming levels of microplastics found in human testicles and shafts. The hosts discuss the implications of these findings and the potential health risks associated with microplastic exposure.
Notable Quotes:
- Unknown Male Host: "A study last month declared that microplastics were found in every human testicle." [12:02]
- Brady Bogan: "Eric's got it. Because what we eat and drink. Told you." [12:40]
5. FDA Cracks Down on Fecal Microbiota Therapy
[09:07 - 11:58]
The FDA has issued warnings to companies selling fecal microbiota therapy (FMT) products without proper approval. The hosts discuss the science behind FMT, its benefits for gut health disorders like C. Diff and Crohn's, and the regulatory challenges it faces.
Notable Quotes:
- Unknown Male Host: "The FDA wrote to Human Microbes, a company advertising itself as the world's largest and highest quality stool donor bank." [09:25]
- Brady Bogan: "That's been going on for a while. This one is the fecal transplants." [09:47]
6. Innovative Space Launches: Giant Catapults and Beyond
[15:02 - 21:49]
An in-depth discussion on Spin Launch's unconventional approach to sending satellites into space using a giant catapult. The hosts debate the feasibility, potential risks, and future implications of such technology compared to traditional rocketry.
Notable Quotes:
- Unknown Male Host: "A company called Spin Launch wants to launch satellites using a giant catapult." [15:08]
- Brady Bogan: "If you can imagine him spinning at 5,000 miles an hour and then shocks it out." [21:33]
7. Near Miss: Asteroid Approaches Earth in 2029
[18:19 - 21:02]
The hosts cover the news of an asteroid the size of the Empire State Building set to pass uncomfortably close to Earth on Friday the 13th, 2029. They discuss the potential impact, public reactions, and the scientific measures in place to monitor such celestial events.
Notable Quotes:
- Unknown Male Host: "An asteroid the size of the Empire State Building will zip past us in 2029." [18:28]
- Brady Bogan: "Holmberg's morning sickness. I've been warning you about an asteroid headed towards Earth for a long time." [20:20]
8. Controversial Discovery: A 3000-Year-Old Mummy in Egypt
[20:26 - 22:47]
A report on the recent unearthing of a 3000-year-old mummy in Egypt, sparking intrigue and debate among archaeologists and historians. The hosts speculate on the mummy's significance and the potential insights it could provide into ancient Egyptian civilization.
Notable Quotes:
- Unknown Male Host: "A 3000 year old mummy was unearthed in Egypt." [20:31]
- Brady Bogan: "There's a video of the catapult. This is just getting better and better by the second." [20:29] (Note: This line seems out of context and may refer back to the catapult discussion.)
9. Scandal in the UK: Teacher Accused of Grooming Students
[22:47 - 29:28]
One of the more serious segments covers a disturbing case of a 30-year-old math teacher from the UK accused of grooming 15-year-old boys. The hosts discuss the allegations, the impact on the victims, and the broader implications for teacher-student relationships and safeguarding policies.
Notable Quotes:
- Unknown Male Host: "A 3000 year old mummy was unearthed in Egypt." [20:31]
- Brady Bogan: "I found in that if she, if I'm 15 and she shows interest at all, it's happening." [23:05]
- Unknown Male Host: "Rebecca Joins is accused of grooming 15 year old boy. Taking him shopping for a Gucci belt worth about $430." [22:27]
- Brady Bogan: "Boy B could spend 30 years in her classroom and learn less than he learned that day." [24:36]
Conclusion
Throughout the episode, Brady Bogan and his co-hosts deliver a mix of humor, skepticism, and critical analysis on a variety of topics ranging from music history and ancient construction techniques to modern scientific discoveries and troubling societal issues. The dynamic between the hosts adds an engaging layer to the discussions, making complex subjects accessible and entertaining for the listeners.
Closing Remarks:
- Brady Bogan: "That's why our crack reporter. No questions. Jones. Done with electric." [19:35]
- Patrick Riley: "Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Updated." [29:28]
Note: This summary is based solely on the provided transcript and may not capture all nuances of the actual podcast episode. Listeners are encouraged to tune in for the full experience.
