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John Holmberg
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Patrick Riley
Or when full alertness is needed.
John Holmberg
The Rest of Holmberg's Morning Sickness this.
Brady
Is the Big Red Radio.
John Holmberg
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Brady
Someone put a list together the of the five most overplayed songs at sporting events.
John Holmberg
I bet you we can oh, Rock.
Patrick Riley
And Roll part two or whatever that is.
Brady
Yeah, that did not make the top.
John Holmberg
What? ACDC's back and blacks probably on there.
Brady
Thunderstruck. Thunderstruck is number five.
John Holmberg
God, I don't. You know, it's not. I'm drawing A blank. And I go to so many.
Brady
All on our station. Just about. Well, one borderline. But fuel.
John Holmberg
Enter Sander.
Brady
Sandman number one Fuels. Yeah.
John Holmberg
Fuel's a.
Brady
Fuel's not on there. Not in the top five. Welcome to the jungle.
John Holmberg
Hell's Bells would be another one that I would.
Brady
Seven Nation Army. That's even. That's fun.
John Holmberg
They throw that out there quite a bit. You're right. I don't know.
Brady
Crazy Train was number four.
John Holmberg
Nah. Hockey has a lot to do with that. Football and hockey play a lot of rock.
Brady
There are 13 rules that you have to follow if you're gonna be dating my teenage daughter.
John Holmberg
Oh. To be a bachelorette, one kicked off last night. I know.
Brady
Yeah. First one's minimum age requirement. 21. Must be at least 21. There's no upper limit, though.
John Holmberg
Oh, you'll be like 90.
Brady
You can be a hundred.
John Holmberg
There's a limit. They just don't say it. It can't be ages.
Brady
Contestants must be single.
John Holmberg
That's a good start.
Brady
But there are a couple that have it on there with it. They're say. They're saying single, but they're murky. Murky relationships. Contestants must agree to be filmed 24 7. And all the footage is owned by the show and they can use it however they want.
John Holmberg
Exactly right.
Brady
Contestants can't disclose they've been cast.
John Holmberg
Yeah. They got a lot of NDAs and stuff about when they're cast and when they're off.
Brady
And they're quick to kick them off.
John Holmberg
I've kicked a few off. And they can't see each other after the show wraps up until it airs.
Brady
Oh, really?
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
Yeah. That's the last one.
John Holmberg
The last episode.
Brady
You got no spoilers after filming wraps because they. No Internet also.
John Holmberg
Yep. Because somebody will follow them around, see that they're with that one guy, so they just gotta hide in seclusion, basically. I think it's like a month and a half. They just have to kind of stay away from everybody from the show, even the losers. Like, because one of them. They broke up pretty soon after the show ended and she started to date at least verb on the phone and stuff. One of the guys she kicked off.
Brady
You're like, this one. Contestants don't normally eat on dates. Producers actually send food to their rooms before the date. So they're not hungry and they don't eat the food. Yep. So because the mic picks up everything.
John Holmberg
I've noticed they'll have these glorious plates of food and they never touch it.
Brady
Never touch them.
John Holmberg
Like steaks and, like Perfect. Baby carrots and like au gratin. Like, you see the whole deal. Lobster. And they never touch it. I would. You know what I would like to be? Homeless living near the bachelor mansion. Because at the end of the day, you're getting some fine ass cuisine.
Brady
The crew.
John Holmberg
Because, well, you think the crew just takes. They don't give it to the homeless. Oh, maybe that could be like the crew eats. All right, never mind. They'd like to be on the crew. Screw the homeless. I'm with Brady. The crew eat the lobster.
Brady
Contestants have to endure long rose ceremonies.
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah.
Brady
They film a lot more than what you see on tv.
John Holmberg
Sure, there's a lot of editing.
Brady
No Internet. Limo entrances are strategically arranged. Producers choose the order contestants come out to make things as dramatic as possible. No cell phones. There's a dress code. A lot of people have to do things to avoid patterns that clash on camera. Like stripes and small checkers. Big patterns.
John Holmberg
I didn't know.
Brady
Solid whites.
Patrick Riley
Checkers.
John Holmberg
Checkers are no good for tv.
Brady
Contestants bring their own clothes. Although the bachelorette often gets to work with that wardrobe person.
John Holmberg
They put them through the star wash. The show is very interesting and it's more fun when it's one girl trying to bone 30 guys.
Brady
Contestants may be asked to take physical and psychological test.
Valley Chevy Dealer
Maybe they should all.
John Holmberg
No, you know, no. They wouldn't have a show. They would never show. You got to have the nut.
Brady
Producers want drama.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brady
But not nothing too crazy. This 75 year old journey fan in Cleveland got bilked out of some guy said he was Steve Perry. Scammed out $122,000. Steve Perry from Journey?
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah.
Brady
And I've got this new project I'm working on.
John Holmberg
He just needs a stranger.
Brady
Wired him $72,000 one time and then another.
John Holmberg
Wait, 60. There's a missing piece. How did he get in contact with this Steve Perry to be Facebook. Okay, so Steve Perry on Facebook asked a stranger for $100,000 to really put him over the top.
Brady
It was Steve Perry.
Valley Chevy Dealer
525, right?
John Holmberg
Yeah. They can't get Steve Perry. Can't get anybody in the record world to fund his new song.
Brady
He had a business opportunity.
John Holmberg
Smart.
Brady
And he was also looking for a woman in his life.
John Holmberg
Oh, is it a lady that did this? Yeah, they're susceptible.
Brady
Those are susceptible.
John Holmberg
Blinded by the whole idea. Life may not have worked out these first 73 years, but finally her ship has come in in the form of Steve Perry. And all it's gonna Cost her is 100K.
Patrick Riley
Was her name Sherry too.
John Holmberg
Oh, my God. If it was she.
Brady
Need money.
John Holmberg
Steve Perry and I are going to get married. And I paid him $100,000. Do you have no friends? Do you have no friends? I know you've told people this story.
Brady
What's wrong with it?
John Holmberg
What isn't wrong with it? Dumbass. Consistent reviews.
Brady
The Way Out West Music Festival in Sweden will beam audio from the live performances into an IVF lab. Because supposedly music and vibration increase the chance of successful fertilization by 5%.
John Holmberg
In the lab. Yeah.
Brady
They'll beam the music into, like, where.
John Holmberg
The eggs and the sperm are playing in tubes.
Brady
Yeah, no kidding. For a 5% increase. Queens of the Stone Age.
John Holmberg
You're paying a lot of money.
Brady
Pulp. You are. Pulp is one of the bands.
John Holmberg
Pulp makes it so your. Your tube babies grow.
Brady
Well, queens of the Stone Age will.
John Holmberg
Be this kind of technology. Why is Margot Robbie pregnant? God damn it. Put her eggs in the tube. Christ's sake. Pulp.
Brady
You want a little taste of Pulp?
John Holmberg
Pulp makes me want to abort myself right now.
Brady
Trying to remember. Pulp 7 looks like Glorian. Yeah, I was just going to say that. Each other. Our mother said we could be sister and brother. Your name is.
John Holmberg
We just played this. Four babies grew in tubes.
Brady
And they said that when we grew up, we get married and never sweat up.
John Holmberg
I would. I would be Satan in one of those egg baby tube stores. Oops. Little glass abortions every day.
Patrick Riley
Use that song in my Sprite commercials. Sprite and graham crackers for everybody.
John Holmberg
Right when it starts to jiggle the tube a little. And you see, that's working. Oops.
Brady
Man, the vibrations are working.
John Holmberg
Yes, they are. The glass broke. Sorry.
Brady
Elton John was shopping at a shoe store in Nice, France, called Sugar Kicks.
John Holmberg
Shocking. He could not avoid that. I don't care what they sell in Sugar Kicks. Elton John was going in there. Oh, yeah.
Brady
He's with his two sons and a bodyguard. And when he asked the owner if he could use their facilities, guy told him, nope, there aren't any.
John Holmberg
Not enough room for the dark.
Brady
Elton got a bottle from his bodyguard, took a few steps away from the other customers and peed in it. And he got a little on the floor, had his bodyguard wipe it up with a towel. The shop owner didn't recognize Elton, but for some reason he asked what he did for a living. And Elton's answer was, I'm Elton John.
John Holmberg
Meanwhile, he's on the phone to the cops going, some fat old lady just took a piss all over the floor. I think she's abducted a couple of young kids.
Brady
I guess some people sided with Elton. Like, don't tell a customer. You gotta have a facility for us. You don't? No. You don't like. No.
John Holmberg
And Elton John doesn't get to pee in a bun bottle and get, like, special. If I did that, people would. I'd still be in trouble. If you did that, we'd be in trouble.
Brady
He bought two. Two pairs of kicks for his kids Leave on.
John Holmberg
Levon likes his money. Some old lady is singing Elton John songs. And pissing in a can makes a lot to say. Are you taking a dump? I'm out in John. I don't care.
Patrick Riley
Yellow prick road.
John Holmberg
Get out of here. You see? No Twink. How dare you talk to me like that? I'm Elton John. Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane. Get your dick back in your pants. What are you doing? You're in public. You've got kids. I don't know how, but you've got kids. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (07-04-25) Host: John Holmberg | Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
The July 4, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness titled "Entertainment Drill - List Of Most Overplayed Songs From Sporting Events" kicks off with John Holmberg welcoming listeners and setting the stage for an engaging morning show filled with humor, insightful discussions, and entertaining segments.
Timeframe Covered: [01:57] - [02:28]
John Holmberg and Brady Bogen delve into a lighthearted debate about the most frequently played songs at sporting events. They exchange playful banter while listing potential overplayed tracks, offering listeners relatable content about common sporting event experiences.
Notable Quotes:
While they consider classics like AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" and Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'," their discussion highlights the repetitive nature of certain anthems in sports arenas, resonating with many listeners who share similar frustrations.
Timeframe Covered: [02:52] - [05:51]
The conversation shifts to the intricacies of reality dating shows, specifically focusing on the stringent rules contestants must follow. John and Brady dissect the often-overlooked aspects of these shows, providing an insider's perspective on production tactics designed to maximize drama and viewer engagement.
Notable Quotes:
They discuss the rigorous non-disclosure agreements, the prohibition of outside contact, and the strategic ordering of rose ceremonies—all elements that contribute to the manufactured tension and narrative arcs seen on television.
Timeframe Covered: [05:13] - [07:17]
John and Brady shift gears to a cautionary tale about scams, recounting the story of a 75-year-old fan from Cleveland who was duped by someone posing as Steve Perry from Journey. They explore the emotional and financial toll such frauds take on unsuspecting individuals.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts emphasize the importance of vigilance and skepticism, especially when large sums of money are involved, underscoring the message with humor to keep the segment engaging.
Timeframe Covered: [07:36] - [09:35]
In a humorous twist, the duo discusses an unconventional idea where the Way Out West Music Festival in Sweden plans to transmit live performances directly into an IVF lab. The premise is that music and vibrations could potentially increase the success rate of fertilization by 5%.
Notable Quotes:
Their playful skepticism highlights the absurdity of the concept, blending scientific curiosity with comedic relief, and sparking laughter among listeners.
Timeframe Covered: [09:41] - [11:04]
John and Brady share an amusing anecdote about Elton John's unexpected visit to a shoe store in Nice, France, named Sugar Kicks. The story outlines how Elton, accompanied by his sons and a bodyguard, navigated a restroom predicament in a way that led to a humorous misunderstanding with the store owner.
Notable Quotes:
The segment concludes with witty remarks about celebrity privileges and social norms, adding a relatable and entertaining conclusion to the episode.
Throughout the episode, John Holmberg and Brady Bogen provide a blend of humor, critical commentary, and engaging storytelling. From dissecting the overplayed anthems at sports events to unveiling the behind-the-scenes dynamics of reality TV, and sharing humorous celebrity stories, the hosts ensure that listeners are both entertained and informed. Notable quotes punctuate the discussions, offering memorable takeaways that highlight the show's lively and relatable nature. This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness exemplifies the show's ability to blend topical discussions with humor, making it a staple for Arizona's morning radio listeners.