Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona (July 4, 2025)

Hosted by John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo on 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

Introduction

On this Independence Day episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo deliver their signature blend of humor, satire, and edgy commentary. The show tackles a variety of topics, intertwining listener interactions, current trends, and personal anecdotes with their irreverent humor.

Trending Topic: Period Canceling Challenges on TikTok

Timestamp: [01:15] – [06:25]

The episode kicks off with a heated discussion led by Brady Bogen about the controversial TikTok trend aimed at eliminating menstruation using a concoction of jello powder, lemon juice, and ibuprofen. Brady expresses strong disapproval of influencers promoting such potentially harmful practices.

• Brady Bogen: "They're trying to eliminate your period through this elixir of jello powder. It's dangerous and nothing I’m getting involved with." ([02:22])

Listener Alyssa Giacoma, referenced for her viral tutorial, is mocked for promoting the trend with over 1.8 million views. The co-hosts debate the legitimacy and safety of the method, emphasizing the lack of credible evidence and potential health risks.

• Health Expert Input: "The method of drinking jelly powder, lemon juice, and ibuprofen to delay your period is not only scientifically unsupported but also potentially harmful." ([05:46])

Listener Interaction: Suspicious Massage Parlors

Timestamp: [19:08] – [42:29]

A listener named Stacy emails the show concerned about her husband’s frequent visits to massage establishments in an industrial area. The co-hosts humorously speculate about the legitimacy of these venues, suggesting ulterior motives behind the massages.

• Brady Bogen: "Stacy, your husband is just saving money for the family by going to these massage parlors. Don’t ruin it for him." ([20:07])

The conversation spirals into comedic affirmations of male self-sacrifice, with playful jabs at Stacy's motives and exaggerated praise for her husband’s choices.

• Brady Bogen: "He's making your life easier by getting massages for you. Thank you, Brady." ([20:31])

Anecdote: Bizarre Bike Ride Encounter

Timestamp: [84:00] – [113:00]

Brady shares an elaborate and humorous story about a bike ride where he encounters a man setting up surveillance—or so he suspects. The narrative blends suspense with over-the-top humor as Brady imagines various scenarios, including crime stings and fetish photography.

• Brady Bogan: "I realized my shoes were untied, and suddenly a guy with a big camera was lurking behind bushes. It was like a movie scene." ([85:06])

The listeners are entertained as Brady navigates his imagination, leading to a mock-serious exploration of mundane activities turning into covert operations.

News Segment: Satirical Takes on Current Events

Timestamp: [43:34] – [70:39]

The hosts deliver a series of news snippets infused with their characteristic sarcasm and humor. Topics range from a woman named Swastika Chandra being banned from Uber Eats due to her name, to curious scientific findings about microplastics in human bodies.

• John Holmberg: "Swastika Chandra is fighting Uber because they won't deliver her food due to her name. It's over." ([44:33])

• Brady Bogan: "Microplastics found in every human testicle? That's terrifying... not really." ([66:07])

These segments highlight the hosts' ability to turn serious news into comedic material, often exaggerating for humorous effect.

Interactive Game: Guadalupe Squares

Timestamp: [125:29] – [147:54]

The show features an interactive segment called "Guadalupe Squares," resembling a roulette or trivia game where participants answer questions to earn points. The hosts engage in playful banter, often diverting from the game to inject humor and off-topic jokes.

• Brett Vesely: "The oldest known written recipe was found on a 3,700-year-old stone tablet. True or False?" ([142:29])

• Donald Trump (Guest Appearance): "I agree. That's true." ([144:16])

The segment showcases the hosts' improvisational skills, blending factual questions with their unique humor and occasional interruptions.

Closing Remarks: Fourth of July Reflections and Advice

Timestamp: [147:33] – [150:00]

As the show wraps up, John Holmberg delivers a heartfelt yet humorous plea for listeners to be considerate during Fourth of July celebrations. He urges fans to think of veterans and neighbors when lighting fireworks, blending genuine concern with comedic delivery.

• John Holmberg: "Please, for God's sakes, take two seconds before you and the kids go boom boom and start laughing. It pisses some people off." ([147:54])

The hosts sign off with continued banter, emphasizing community and safety while maintaining their comedic flair.

Notable Quotes

• Brady Bogen on TikTok Trend: "There's no credible evidence to support it. It's dangerous for women." ([05:46])

• Listener Stacy's Husband: "He’s saving money so you can have better vacations." ([20:35])

• Brady Bogan's Bike Ride Insight: "If I were a private investigator, I'd have stopped her and saved the day." ([93:25])

• John Holmberg's Fireworks Advice: "Think of the veterans and the dogs when you light up those fireworks." ([148:00])

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness exemplifies the show's commitment to mixing humor with commentary on contemporary issues. From dissecting harmful social media trends to navigating absurd personal stories, John Holmberg and his co-hosts deliver an entertaining and thought-provoking morning show experience for their Arizona audience.