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Host 1
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The best of Homburg's morning sickness. This is the big red radio. Speaking of genies, if I had one, this might be a wish as well. I'm not much for the influencers of the world. I don't. I think they're kind of manipulating society's brains. But that's the way it works now that people go on there and act like they're talented just for, you know, trying a product and looking pretty good for you. I can't do it. Maybe there's a little bitterness there. I have no idea. But one thing that's starting now and you know, they do the things like tide pod challenges and things. There's a new one called the trying to. Well, basically it's trying to eliminate your period through this elixir of like jello powder. And it works. So that'd be my third wish. Yeah, no more periods, especially on vacation. So this is the thing. They're saying that it's dangerous for women, but ladies listen up and men bring this home to them. It says it's no surprise that countless influencers have been tempted by a controversial period canceling trend. Primarily Involves a combination of jello powder, lemon juice, and ibuprofen. It's nothing. That can't be. It's nothing.
Host 1
Did your sister make this potion?
Host 3
It's claimed. It's claimed to stop the flow for a couple of days. So you still have your stuff. But, like, if you're going on a weekend, it always happens. Always happens. Every time.
Host 4
Oh, I'm broken.
Host 1
We'll reschedule, right?
Host 3
We're not going.
Host 4
Why wouldn't we still go?
Host 3
I don't enjoy your company that much. Unless there's a payoff at the end. That means we're talking more. And that sounds like a bad weekend. This lady named Alyssa Giacoma has just tried it. And with her tutorial racking up a 1.8 million views in a week, she was motivated to give up, give it a go. And her period. Kicked off on a romantic birthday trip. See, she found out. Yeah, she's looking around how to kill her, claiming there wasn't a chance in France she'd have sex while she was away. She said, I have a PhD in tick tock. See, this is why I hate those people.
Host 1
She sounds like a keeper, though, so far.
Host 3
Well, she's got the right idea. Yeah, she says, I learned you can cancel your period for a day. You're going to half a bag of jello. They didn't really specify flavor or anything. Assuming, like, uncooked. I don't think you make the jello. And then it says you give it a nice whirl. And when it smells good, the jello, not your stuff. You're supposed to add lemon juice. So when you're stirring up the powdery jelly, you add the lemon juice. And then you get 600 milligrams of ibuprofen and you have to use the gel ones. I think you click it around. So if that's true, I'm not effing around with it. And then you drink it. I think you just add water, right? Or maybe just a ton of lemon juice. Or become a female athlete, professional athlete. It could be stopped flowing, give it an hour and then come back for the results. And everybody online did this. They said it was witchcraft, but by the power of TikTok, it worked. And chicks were coming back going, it stopped. My jelly pants are gone. And the whole. Brett, you would like this, because the title of the article I'm reading is Tired of bloody Nick British. It's pants, Brett. It's pants. I know it's closed and makes you laugh every time, but it's pants. Yeah, so you can stop your period. And it says. Thousands of comments with many users skeptical, intrigued of the idea of holding a period off. Said, and then of course, the one.
Host 4
You'Re gonna ruin your body if you do.
Host 3
Well, just do it on vacation weekends. You can still have your miserable scourge when you're not. Wait, when we're at home, right?
Host 4
Yeah, when we're at home.
Host 3
I can give it a few days, but we got plans. This has gone on since the beginning of time. Talk to any man. Yeah, I'm taking her Hawaii and guess what? She's got like this weird six day flow. I think they do it on purpose. I think they hate it. I think they like, deep down don't want anything to do with us that way, so they fake one. Because we're never gonna like do a discount double check on that. I don't believe you. Let me see. We're not. They say it. We're like, we're all right. I'm not. I believe you. And then there's the dudes who'll just be like, just do it in the shower. Some murder scene in a hotel room. So, yeah, they said that this is a possible thing. The nutritious and health expert kicked in, claims there's no credible evidence to support it. To try to delay your period and it may be harmful. The method of drinking jelly powder, lemon juice and ibuprofen to delay or stop periods is not only scientifically unsupported, but also potentially harmful. What's harmful about not having a period?
Host 1
There's always room for jello.
Host 4
You see, if you don't, you go to sleep and the jello pudding stops and just coagulates.
Host 3
I would. If I was a woman, I'd be willing to shave off 15 years of my life for no periods after the age of like 30. Like maybe if you had your kid burying your vet. That's brutal. It's got to be the. That's the only time I'm like, man, they have it rougher than we'll ever imagine. But if you said you, you can have your periods all the way through to your 50 or we'll shut those down, but you're only gonna live to be like 62. How many of them would be like, done? Get rid of this thing.
Host 1
I'd sign Matthia up tomorrow.
Host 3
Oh, yeah, get rid of that. I'll sign it. Oh, I'd be outside with a line around the block just signing up straight. Hey, you're signing up. Here's your jello and ibuprofen and lemon juice. Enjoy not having these anymore. I think if you were a woman and you had a genie, that would be one of their wishes. The 15 billion. They'd try to end childhood cancer and then no more periods. Or. How come it can't be the. Maybe that'd be my thing.
Host 1
That's my third wish.
Host 3
Fix that. What? Oh, yeah. No. Doctors won't do it a lot of times unless there's a problem. Major medical issues. You can't just go in and go. Get rid of this. Maybe that with the genie. A lady can wish for that. And a good lady who loves me would say, I would like my period to be Coke Zero. Then I'd never. There'd never be a downtime. I'd look forward to your period. Oh, are you making the Coke Zero? Sop it up with that cotton thing and then wring it out in my mouth. But, Brett, it's Coke Zero.
Host 1
I know, but still, just the thought of it, just the sopping up and all.
Host 3
Sopp. It all mop it up like biscuits and GR and barbecue sauce.
Host 1
Now Brady's in.
Host 3
Yeah. Imagine that. If her menstrual cycle was hot and yawky. You'd never not. You'd be down there all the time stir frying. Yeah. You'd have a hat on little plates nearby.
Host 4
Let's just get some of this on Curb's plate.
Host 3
We're gonna.
Host 4
That's straight out of your mom's tap there, Kirby. Dip your bread in it. Dip your bread in it.
Host 3
Come on. The genie's involved. You're thinking of it. Come on. It isn't. Still.
Host 4
Your mom sloughs her eggs and makes.
Host 3
Coke Zero, coming in with the onion volcano.
Host 4
Oh, and now the coup de grace. A spoonful of sugar from my wife's big period, huh? Give that a taste.
Host 3
You know how expensive it would be? You can only get it in, like, a few ounces every month. You'd sell out every Friday. All right, you got a line of people around the door. Mine would be Coke Zero, Dr. Pepper, Cherry, Dr. Pepper. Zero. Oh. Oh. I'd never want you to not be on your period. We need these genies to be real. But if you can try it, ladies, I'd be interested in it, too. Throw on some jello.
Host 4
Get the jello pudding and lemon juice.
Host 3
And then the ibuprofen.
Host 4
I'll.
Host 3
I'll supply the pills. You see, Ibuprofen, mix it up. I think you just add water a little bit, chug it, and then it's period. Be Gone.
Host 1
We had a woman text in Jen. She said jello is made from ground up horse hooves. Yeah, I'd rather have my period jello.
Host 3
You've eaten Jell O before. You don't think it's horse hooves while you're eating it. You know what else to eat and you have no idea. Stop it. Quit being such a prude. Stop bleeding all over the place. You've ruined the couch.
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Holmberg's morning sickness. Get that Febreze out. Pretty good stuff. Are we sure this broad isn't just pregnant and perfectly timed with the Jello and Mr. Period? I don't know. But if she can just hold it off, lock it up, maybe the Jello powder makes the whole operation kind of glob up into jello and then it's harder to pass.
Host 1
Going to Alberson's a day and buying all the ingredients.
Host 3
Get all that stuff. Just. Just feed it. Just. You know what? Act like you made her a drink. She comes home from work. I made you this drink. John was talking about this amazing new drink he's trying and have her chug it. And then she'll look at you and go, oh, that was weird. He goes, we want to go away this weekend because it never fails. Because nothing can ruin it.
Host 1
I go to the room at the Aria. You ready?
Host 3
Yeah.
Host 1
Oh, well, I'm like, all right. Well, you're gonna be at Circus Circus. I'll be at the Aria.
Host 3
I'm pretty convinced that I've presented in the past. I've given up on this. Cause it's ruined every time you present a couple of tickets to, like, we're going to Italy. And she just starts bleeding right there. Like, what?
Host 4
Just a mere mention of a wonderful trip. I started to bleed.
Host 3
The hell's going on?
Host 4
When is it?
Host 3
October.
Host 4
I'm gonna bleed all the way to November.
Host 3
God damn it. She's dying. The scourge. This guy says a real man does it anyway. And Uses everything as lubricant. You're disgusting. O.J. that's gross. Yeah, I'll wait around the house. But vacation. Last thing I want is though. I'm not going down there getting that all over my. I'm not. Well, I'm not 18. I don't have to go back to Tony Roma's and start bragging about red wings. I'm a grown man, God damn doing that. And nobody ever brown brags about brown wings. I'm not going down there when that's in action either. So stupid. Anyway, try it, ladies. Jello powder, lemon juice, 600 milligrams of ibuprofen. And that. I assume if you're bigger, you can get up to like 8 or 900 milligrams of ibuprofen.
Host 1
So if you're a number five, I.
Host 3
Don'T know about your flow. I'm just saying if you're like Lizzo size, 600 milligrams ain't cutting, it ain't stopping. That's a band aid a. On a carotid artery. I'd try 1200 or. Yeah, tran her. Just tran. By the way, what are we worried about Lizzo's period for? Nobody's going down there anyway. If you could have the genie wish her menstrual cycle into any flavor, what would it be? There's so many flavors, you actually just got kind of. It'd be like Baskin and robin. You like the ice cream? That's not bad. Yours would probably be some sort of Italian.
Host 1
Yeah, Sambuca, you know.
Host 3
Oh, you'd go for a drink. Oh, yeah, I like that. Yeah, Alcoholic version. Make you a little dizzy. Okay, nice. That's too much black licorice or a.
Host 1
Nice, you know, 25 year old scotch or something.
Host 3
No kidding. You like a sip and drink down there? Yeah, put a little.
Host 1
I'm not doing shots down there.
Host 3
Cube of ice, that big square of ice. Yeah. Now I'm sticking with the.
Host 1
You still with the Coke Zero, Dr.
Host 3
Pepper, Cherry Coke Zero, or just Coke Zero? Oh, my goodness. Because I'm never not in the mood for one of those. Sometimes I don't feel like drinking. Anyway, if it really was like a V8 or Bloody Mary mix, you don't want to do that. I don't think. Don't go. Tomato juice. That's just being a pervert. Yeah. No, Jang, I'm not doing any of that. But it would be good. Genies are important to our lives because it makes you realize what you really want. Ah. And John, at The end. You could make a creamy diet Dr. Pepper. All right. Oh, God. Of course.
Host 1
Always one step too far.
Host 3
Always. One guy out there has gotta ruin it all. But that was a good one. This guy says, put the jello in there. It's the ultimate caviar. Yummy. Mommy. Eggs with some jello. Yeah, all right. That's true, too. Well, to each their own, I say. Guy says that Coke Zero, period, might be the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Why? It changes it to a delicious treat rather than what it is, which is the grossest thing we've all ever heard of in our lives. I'm gonna fly us around the world.
Host 4
I'm on my period that month. How'd you do that?
Host 3
How did you do that?
Host 1
As soon as you call jsx, it starts. As soon as you dial that number, it starts.
Host 4
Hi, thanks for calling jsx.
Host 3
Yeah, my wife and I want to go on a trip.
Host 4
Hold on, I've got to hit the button. All right. She's gushing like she's been stabbed. What dates would you like to leave?
Host 1
Feels all faithful.
Host 3
Well, now I don't want to go.
Host 4
And it's an especially painful one, so she's gonna complain most of the weekend.
Host 3
Okay, great. Can't eat my stomach. Bloating. Then you wonder why those hookers wander around Vegas. They know you here with your wife, huh? Do you want to go have sex with somebody who's not bleeding?
Host 1
Where are we staying? You're at the El Cortez. I'm. I'm over here.
Host 3
That should be a rule. If you bleed for the weekend, you stay at the Motel 6 off Strip. I bet you they'd lock it up. I bet you. Suddenly that thing doesn't happen every time you're on a trip. Oh, you're bleeding. All right. I got you a room down at the El Cortez with three other bleeders. It's like a. You got to share it.
Host 1
You're at the Red River Lodge?
Host 3
Yeah, it's a commune.
Host 1
No vacancy sign up there.
Host 3
Doesn't even charge. It's just an MGM thing. It's like you've got the. They just turn the Vidara behind the Aria into that. And my wife's got one. She goes, oh, we've got a whole slew of them in there today. Like, it's. It's just one of those things where you go backpacking through Europe and you sleep in a 14 person tent.
Host 4
You guys all on your periods, too? Yeah, I tried to wreck the weekend but now they've started this program, so I gotta lock it down.
Host 3
She's at the Clamata. They don't have a casino at the Clemata. Are you gonna visit her? Hell, no. You know what's going on in there? The whole place smells like a bag of pennies. That's all it is. Penny slots. Penny slots. I like that. Just a bunch of.
Host 4
Why didn't you.
Host 3
Why did you do that again? Conversation. Not too strong. Not your strong point. Not bringing you up here to talk. We do enough of that.
Host 4
Well, this is stupid.
Host 3
Now you're telling me. Hit the salsa bar. Everything is just reminders. Of what?
Host 4
Cherry, jello, salsa, linguine and clam.
Host 3
It's a fact. Anyway, try that. And Joshua has named it Cooch Juice, which I don't think is too classy. Wow. Again. Hearing that again. Not sure. Not sure. How much jello powder to use. Lots of lemon juice, I guess. And then. That doesn't sound so bad. Really. Sounds like a Kool Aid with some lemon.
Host 1
It's like lemon Jello.
Host 3
Yeah. When you put. That's true. But I would go with the cherry jello powder, and then the lemon juice in it would make it, like, kind of tart. And then water it up and stir it. It's like a Kool Aid. I might want to try that on mine. If I drink it and spit it in your mouth, will it become. Will it help? Anyway, somehow or another, you gotta stop that lady. But I know for a fact they lie about that every vacation.
Host 4
We flew all the way to Paris, and I started my period on the plane, and we were there for 18 days. And I had to see two doctors because I wouldn't stop.
Host 3
Did you enjoy. How much did that cost you there, Dave? Oh, it was $18,000 to take her to Paris and talk to her the whole time. That was great. Really enjoyed the conversation about the Louvre.
Host 1
Oh, no, of course.
Host 3
You want to go back to the room and do some oral?
Host 4
My stomach's so bloated. I don't really. I'm not in the mood for that. Let's walk around Paris and talk.
Host 3
Great. That sounds great.
Host 4
Just see the sights.
Host 3
Spent $25,000 on your cans and your tummy hurts. We're in Paris. I ain't traveling anywhere. Big reason. Get those laid up. Brady's idea is good. I like the idea of booking them in the El Cortez, but I also really like the idea the MGM starts its own period hotel for all the ladies who wrecked it. We can't help it sure seems like you got that thing helped out. Put a pair of plane tickets in your wife's hand and watch it go. I'm menstruating.
Host 4
It's the plane tickets.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: Influencer Hawks Cocktail To Supposedly Stall Or End A Woman's Period - BO Release Date: July 4, 2025
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the hosts delve into a controversial trend circulating on social media platforms, particularly TikTok, where influencers are promoting a concoction purported to halt or delay a woman's menstrual cycle. The discussion is both humorous and critical, exploring the implications of such trends on societal perceptions and women's health.
Host 3 kicks off the conversation by expressing skepticism towards modern influencers, suggesting they manipulate societal behaviors and norms. The primary focus shifts to a new trend that claims to eliminate a woman's period using a mixture of jello powder, lemon juice, and ibuprofen.
Host 3: "They're saying that it's dangerous for women, but ladies listen up and men bring this home to them. It says it's no surprise that countless influencers have been tempted by a controversial period-canceling trend."
[02:23]
Details of the Cocktail:
Ingredients:
Procedure:
Host 3 remains dubious about the efficacy and safety of this method, highlighting the lack of scientific backing.
Host 3: "The method of drinking jelly powder, lemon juice, and ibuprofen to delay or stop periods is not only scientifically unsupported but also potentially harmful."
[05:46]
The hosts emphasize the potential dangers of attempting to manipulate one's menstrual cycle through unverified methods. They cite a fictional health expert's stance that no credible evidence supports the effectiveness of this cocktail and caution against its use.
Host 3: "The best of Holmberg's morning sickness... It's like trying witchcraft. But by the power of TikTok, it worked. And chicks were coming back going, it stopped."
[03:15]
Potential Risks Highlighted:
Host discussions reveal a mix of skepticism and intrigue among social media users. While some are fascinated and willing to try the method, many others label it as "witchcraft" and express doubts about its legitimacy.
Host 3: "Thousands of comments with many users skeptical, intrigued by the idea of holding a period off."
[04:40]
The trend's viral nature, exemplified by influencer Alyssa Giacoma's tutorial garnering 1.8 million views in a week, underscores the potent influence of social media in shaping public behaviors and beliefs.
Host 3: "This lady named Alyssa Giacoma has just tried it. And with her tutorial racking up a 1.8 million views in a week, she was motivated to give up, give it a go."
[03:13]
The hosts infuse humor into the discussion, sharing exaggerated scenarios and playful banter about the potential outcomes of using the cocktail. They speculate on the practicality and absurdity of such a concoction, often personifying the mixture as a magical solution.
Host 3: "If you were a woman and you had a genie, that would be one of their wishes. The 15 billion they'd try to end childhood cancer and then no more periods."
[06:25]
Their lighthearted approach serves to highlight the ridiculousness and potential dangers of following unverified health trends.
A significant portion of the episode features the hosts engaging in satirical dialogues, imagining scenarios where the cocktail is used to manipulate menstrual cycles for personal gain or convenience during vacations. These exchanges underscore the impracticality and potential relational strains such methods could cause.
Host 3: "He goes, we want to go away this weekend because it never fails. Because nothing can ruin it."
[10:33]
Through these fictional conversations, the hosts critique the societal pressures and expectations placed on women regarding menstruation and the lengths to which some may go to conform to beauty or lifestyle standards.
Towards the latter part of the episode, the hosts incorporate listener testimonials, adding authenticity to the discussion. One such testimonial recounts an individual's experience with the cocktail, albeit humorously exaggerated to emphasize its ineffectiveness and the ensuing complications.
Host 4: "We flew all the way to Paris, and I started my period on the plane. I had to see two doctors because I wouldn't stop."
[17:05]
These narratives, while fictional, serve to reinforce the message that tampering with natural bodily functions without proper medical guidance can lead to unwanted and potentially severe consequences.
The episode concludes with the hosts reiterating the importance of approaching health trends with skepticism and caution. They advocate for consulting healthcare professionals before attempting any methods to alter menstrual cycles and discourage the blind following of internet-driven fads.
Host 3: "Anyway, try that. And Joshua has named it Cooch Juice, which I don't think is too classy. Wow. Again. Hearing that again. Not sure."
[17:27]
By blending humor with critical analysis, Holmberg's Morning Sickness effectively communicates the dangers of unverified health trends, urging listeners to prioritize their well-being over viral popularity.
Throughout the episode, Holmberg's Morning Sickness maintains a balance between entertainment and informative discourse, ensuring listeners are both engaged and enlightened about the potential risks associated with following unverified health trends propagated by social media influencers.
Notable Quotes:
Host 3 [03:13]: "This lady named Alyssa Giacoma has just tried it. And with her tutorial racking up a 1.8 million views in a week, she was motivated to give up, give it a go."
Host 3 [05:46]: "The method of drinking jelly powder, lemon juice, and ibuprofen to delay or stop periods is not only scientifically unsupported but also potentially harmful."
Host 3 [06:25]: "If you were a woman and you had a genie, that would be one of their wishes. The 15 billion they'd try to end childhood cancer and then no more periods."
Holmberg's Morning Sickness episode on July 4, 2025, offers a compelling exploration of the intersection between social media influence and women's health. Through a blend of humor, critical analysis, and engaging dialogues, the hosts successfully highlight the need for caution and informed decision-making in the face of viral health trends.