Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: July 4, 2025
Title: Stacy Emails That Her Husband Likes Massages From Seedy Looking Places And Asks If It's Legit Or Normal - BO
Host: Brady Bogen
Co-Hosts: Patrick Riley, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: July 4, 2025

Introduction

In the July 4th, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 morning radio station, 98 KUPD, host Brady Bogen and his co-hosts Patrick Riley and Bret Vesely delve into a provocative listener email. The episode centers around Stacy's concern regarding her husband's frequent visits to massage establishments located in questionable industrial areas. Stacy seeks advice on whether her husband's behavior is legitimate and normal.

Stacy's Email: The Core Inquiry

The episode kicks off with Stacy reaching out to the show with a troubling observation:

Brady (01:10): "Hey, guys. My husband goes to massage places once a week. He’s for a while, and I say he has to de-stress. I drive by a weird little shop with a neon sign that says massage next to a warehouse. Is that a legitimate thing or not?"

Stacy's email highlights her unease about her husband's choice of massage parlors situated in industrial zones, leading her to question the legitimacy of these establishments and her husband's motives.

Hosts' Reactions and Discussion

Legitimacy of Massage Parlors

The co-hosts quickly jump into a humorous and satirical analysis of Stacy's concerns:

Patrick Riley (02:01): "Well, you know, rent is cheaper in those areas."

Brett Vesely (02:15): "Yes, of course it was."

The hosts humorously suggest that these massage places might be fronts for more dubious activities, inferring that husbands frequent such spots not just for relaxation but possibly for other reasons.

Mocking Stacy's Actions

Stacy's approach to investigating her husband's activities is also a target of playful mockery:

Brady (02:26): "I'm just saying that means she's a smoke show. Because if she's that dumb."

Brett (04:37): "And they're working on cars below and dancing up on top."

The hosts lampoon Stacy for snooping through her husband's phone and following him, implying that her actions are intrusive and unfounded.

Value of Husbands' Actions

Despite the teasing, the hosts acknowledge the potential positive intentions behind the husband's actions:

Brett (05:07): "He needs some release."

Brady (05:10): "He's working real hard for the family, and you're sitting there following him around."

They suggest that the husband's stress-relief activities are meant to benefit the family, perhaps by saving money or reducing his own stress levels, albeit delivered in a tongue-in-cheek manner.

Discussion on Couple's Massage

The conversation shifts to discussing couple's massages, blending humor with a critique of modern wellness trends:

Brady (15:10): "It always says romantic, sensual, couples massage. That's... it's just strangers that are doing jobs because we don't want to touch each other."

Stacy (16:11): "I had to tuck it."

The hosts express skepticism about the romanticism of couple's massages, equating them to awkward and uncomfortable experiences.

Notable Quotes

• Brady Bogen (02:26): "I'm just saying that means she's a smoke show. Because if she's that dumb."

• Brett Vesely (05:07): "He needs some release."

• Brady Bogen (15:10): "It always says romantic, sensual, couples massage. That's... it's just strangers that are doing jobs because we don't want to touch each other."

• Brady Bogen (18:56): "Your wife's right there. I think she's into it. This was her idea."

• Brett Vesely (24:53): "Quit being selfish."

These quotes encapsulate the show's sarcastic and humorous take on the situation, blending criticism with light-hearted banter.

Conclusion and Final Thoughts

The episode wraps up with the hosts reiterating their stance on Stacy's concerns, blending humor with a semblance of advice:

Brady (25:07): "He's working real hard for the family, and you're sitting there following him around."

Patrick Riley (25:18): "He needs some Asian girl to jerk me off. I got the Third Reich up my ass all day."

The hosts conclude by emphasizing the importance of trust and understanding in relationships, albeit through their characteristic comedic lens. They encourage listeners to allow their partners the space to unwind and manage stress in their own ways.

Key Takeaways

• Listener Engagement: Stacy's email serves as a springboard for a broader discussion on trust, privacy, and the lengths individuals go to de-stress.

• Humorous Approach: The hosts employ humor and satire to address serious relationship concerns, making the conversation engaging and entertaining.

• Underlying Message: Despite the teasing, there is an underlying message about the importance of trust and supporting one's partner in managing stress.

Tune In: For more engaging discussions and entertaining banter, listen to Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM or visit www.98kupd.com.