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Byron
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Byron
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Byron
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Richard
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Byron
That's why I always go to MMP guns.com sickness, you've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. It's audio slave. Rare like a stone. Just wanted to say, people emailing me about the volbeat giveaway tomorrow we'll start qualifying winners for that. Only one winner, Right? I think think that they're going to win every day. We're only doing it this week too. Yeah. And it's just this week. Yeah, we'll do two tomorrow. One Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. So we'll get five total qualifiers, one winner. Not everybody's going to get back there because the guy's like, oh, I really want to win tomorrow. Like, okay, you do. But just keep in mind one. And I just got an email. Volbeat will throw in a kiss. Yeah. So the last little piece of that is if you want, you can ask volbeat for a kiss. Now if they don't want to talk about it before they're going to give you all that other stuff. So just act like we all know this is going on and Then at the last second, guys, how about my kiss? Now they'll know what you're talking about. And it's better if you don't talk about. That's exactly right, Richard. That's exactly. You don't bring it up. They. They won't bring it up. And you don't bring it up. Just at the end, go in for a kiss. It's part of the prize pack. I just want to boldly fight you. What you doing, stupid dude? Let's take you kissing. We just had a guy backstage try to kiss me. I think it'd be awesome. That is a great prize. We're very proud of that. And also Larry will get upset saying this. We got another one coming up later. Perhaps. Perhaps later this summer with another band you want to be backstage with. So we had. That comes with a kiss, John. Oh, God. You can't kiss those guys. Who's the first one we did this with? Disturbed. Disturbed. And now we're doing Volbeat. And then somewhere in September, October.
Richard
You said the dude knew what he was doing.
Byron
Guy was pro. He was interviewing. Yeah, he knew what he was doing. Yeah. Wait till you see the next one. Vol. Beats coming up July 26th. We got an entertainment drill coming up next. It's 98.
Richard
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Byron
Homburg's morning sickness. Look, we come back day one. We're already giving you extra time. How's that for you, huh? We don't screw around with that leaving early stuff. We haven't figured it out yet. I would like to.
Larry
24 years of trying to.
Byron
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Larry
Dr. Phil's Merritt Street Media Company just filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. They went to court and they filed a lawsuit against its distribution partner, the Trinity Broadcast Network.
Byron
The religious thing?
Larry
Yeah.
Byron
Wow.
Larry
Allegedly that TBN breached the company's contract which end up costing Merit street over a hundred million dollars.
Byron
You are a. And so is your God who has not distributed my show properly. He was the original Jesse from Breaking Bad. What are you looking at? I love Dr. Phil. I miss his old show. I hate. I hate that he became self important. It's back in the day when he was just Dr. Phil.
Richard
Adam Ray's doing his best to keep him relevant.
Byron
Adam ray does the Dr. Phil I like. Yeah, like everybody laughs at him like this was the real Dr. Phil. That would just. No, bitch, you're doing it to yourself like a little tough love. And now he's got his podcast where he's trying to change your life and all he does is sell you. If you ever listen to his podcast, you know, that's interesting. More so interesting is this hook for my hip. If you lay on it just right, I'M like, you're selling me an Instagram ad. Every few seconds he has a tie in to buy a book or a program or just yell at people again. That was what was fun.
Larry
President Trump's going to hold a UFC event at the White House.
Byron
By the way, I bought the hook celebrating 250.
Larry
You did?
Byron
Does it work? I don't know. It's not in yet. But I did buy it. It's 200. Have you seen that ad? It's supposed to dig into your hip bone and release your psoas, which is where all of your pain lives. And you learn that when you go through a lot of physical therapy. Is that in the front of your hip here? You can't get it with your own fingers. You can't dig in. Your body won't let you.
Richard
Fixed with the new.
Byron
Oh, I am. But it's always for like back pain or sciatic nerve or anything like that. So you just dig this thing in there. Massage therapists can't even get there with their thumbs. Lay down on it, push on it. And it digs into your hip and it releases the so as, which is very hard to do. And there's another thing in there. So the lady's been selling this to me every time I see something and I'm like, I'm getting that. It's 200 bucks. $200 for just basically a stick with a curve. But it's got a purpose. Sorry, go ahead.
Larry
So the event would go down at the White house. He wants 20 to 25,000 fans there. Full card. Jon Bone Jones. So he retired, but he said, you know what, I'll come back for that. Yeah, I'll throw down on that.
Byron
Okay, great. It's the big throwdown at the White House. We're gonna have that there. The Grouse at the house, we call it. There you go. We don't know. We haven't come up with a great name yet, but there's not a lot going on in the world, so I figured, why not do this?
Larry
Entertainment Weekly has ranked the 30 best sci fi TV shows of all time.
Byron
Well, sci fi geeks will automatically go to is that David Duchovny show X Files.
Larry
X Files came at number seven.
Byron
They love that.
Larry
Kirby's.
Byron
Oh, and then you're gonna do that, right? It's Star Trek. You're gonna get Star Trek. But also the cable people will go with that Battlestar Galactica thing that went crazy.
Larry
Number two.
Byron
Yeah, I'm thinking of sci fi people. They're the dorks that Overdo things that nobody else watched.
Richard
But Babylon 5, that's another one. Yeah, that's a cable one.
Larry
Yeah, it. Nope, might be lower down.
Byron
What's number one?
Larry
Number 10, Quantum Leap. Number nine, Lost. Number eight, Firefly. X Files 7. Star Trek. The Next Generation.
Richard
Oh, they're gonna put all the Star Treks on there.
Larry
Mystery Science Theater 3000. Number five.
Byron
I still watch Rift Tracks. The guys who they're not allowed to call it Mystery Science Theater anymore, they got riff tracks on the original.
Larry
Star Trek. Number four, Doctor who. Number three, Battlestar Galactica. Number two. Number one, alf. The Twilight Zone.
Byron
Oh, I was wrong for sure. I nailed it with alf.
Larry
Shape of you by Ed Sheeran is the most streamed song ever on Apple Music. It's followed by the weekend's blinding lights.
Byron
Really, man.
Larry
And then God's Plan by Drake. Then I post a bunch of highlights from Ozzy's triumphant final show.
Byron
Getting a lot of videos from people showing me Ozzy on the show. And I'm happy for him that it's over more than anything else that Sharon finds another cash grab. Exactly. And that's what I'm worried most about is that all these people just got duped into going all the way to England, spending thousands of dollars, and then Ozzy's gonna do another one. And the only thing you're kind of hoping for is eventually you were right. Remember in 1993, no more tours. And everybody bought shirts. That was it. He was done 32 years ago. He quit. I went and he was back a year ago. Your retirement sucks to her or something like that. It was something like that. It was. And you know, KISS has done it. Everybody's done this as my last tour and they won't stop. This is nice that Ozzy's finally finished because Sharon's driving him into the ground.
Larry
Brett, you said you saw a little bit of it. But Jason Momoa, when he was the master of ceremonies and when he introduced Pantera, jumped into the oh, yeah.
Byron
Cowboys from Hellstar. He just jumped right in the audience and was going in the circle pit.
Larry
Steven Tyler surprised fans and performed Train Kepper Rolling.
Byron
Nice.
Larry
Walk this way. And covered a whole lot of love.
Byron
And he's another one that I don't really want to see doing too much.
Larry
And Jack Black appeared in a pre tape segment where he played Mr. Crowley backed by the sons of Tom Morello and Scotty.
Byron
And he couldn't show up. Right. I mean, what's Jack Black got going on? Just fly out for a day. Yeah. That's a Big hunk of man flying at you. With Jason Momoa jumping into the crowd. No, he crawled it. He crawled over the bed. He didn't stage dive. No, he didn't stage dive. No, he didn't stage dive. And then I think I'd move like, I don't want to see a guy that size coming to my wrestler all of a sudden. I'm not catching that. I'd have to have the confidence in the rest of those, you know, limey Brits standing next to me, grabbing hold of him as well like that.
Richard
They would stay put also.
Byron
I don't want to be the only one going, I got it. I did that once with a concert when I assumed the rest of the crowd was with me. And I almost got into a fight with the entire Hell's Angels as they chased my black friend down the stairs. I thought I had backup. And then I realized what I was in the middle of. I realized I had to kill my black friend with those Hell's Angels in order to get into the. There he goes. Yeah, he just kind of climbs in. That's better. That's pretty cool. That had to be a great day though. The bands were incredible.
Richard
Sauce and Malison changed.
Byron
They.
Richard
I mean, we've seen them a hundred times, but they still sounded.
Byron
Oh, they're just awesome.
Richard
A big show or in a big festival like that.
Byron
Has Larry giving away that money yet? He has that last week. Damn it, we missed it. Well, congratulations to the big winner. Larry's got nothing for you. He's all done. Today. Larry comes in with brand new stuff to give you. Be nice to Larry. He'll be nice back. I'm gonna go watch some elf. Have yourselves a great Monday. We'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning Sickness so long. It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.
Larry
No membership fee.
Byron
I've heard enough of this.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (07-07-25)
Release Date: July 7, 2025
Host Discussions:
John Holmberg kicks off the episode with excitement surrounding the upcoming Volbeat giveaway. Listeners are informed about the chances to win exclusive prizes, including a coveted backstage kiss from the band members.
Notable Quotes:
Larry: "They're not just doing it for fun; it's part of the prize pack. We just had a guy backstage try to kiss me. I think it'd be awesome." [02:05]
Byron: "If they don't want to talk about it before, they're going to give you all that other stuff. So just act like we all know this is going on and then at the last second, guys, how about my kiss?" [02:15]
The hosts delve into the recent news of Dr. Phil’s Merritt Street Media Company filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The discussion highlights the legal battle with the Trinity Broadcast Network (TBN) over alleged contract breaches costing the company over a hundred million dollars.
Notable Quotes:
Byron: "I miss his old show. I hate that he became self-important. Back in the day, he was just Dr. Phil." [06:00]
Richard: "Adam Ray's doing his best to keep him relevant." [06:33]
A segment dedicated to Entertainment Weekly's ranking of the top 30 sci-fi TV shows. The hosts discuss their personal favorites and reflect on the impact of these shows on the genre.
Top Highlights:
Notable Quotes:
Byron: "Sci-fi geeks will automatically go to is that David Duchovny show, The X-Files." [08:49]
Larry: "They still sounded... They are just awesome." [13:07]
The hosts shift focus to the music industry, discussing the most streamed songs on Apple Music and reflecting on Ozzy Osbourne's final show.
Key Points:
Most Streamed Songs:
Ozzy Osbourne: Celebration of Ozzy’s triumphant final show, with hosts expressing mixed feelings about his retirement and concerns over potential future cash grabs.
Notable Quotes:
Byron: "I'm happy for him that it's over more than anything else that Sharon finds another cash grab." [10:18]
Larry: "Brett, you said you saw a little bit of it. But Jason Momoa, when he was the master of ceremonies and when he introduced Pantera, jumped into the..." [11:25]
A humorous segment speculating about President Trump hosting a UFC event at the White House, featuring big names like Jon "Bones" Jones.
Notable Quotes:
Larry: "President Trump's going to hold a UFC event at the White House." [07:11]
Byron: "We don't know. We haven't come up with a great name yet, but there's not a lot going on in the world, so I figured, why not do this?" [08:27]
The hosts reminisce about memorable concert moments, including surprise performances and guest appearances by celebrities like Steven Tyler and Jack Black.
Key Highlights:
Jason Momoa jumping into the crowd during Pantera’s performance.
Steven Tyler surprising fans by performing classics like Train Kept A-Rollin’ and Walk This Way.
Jack Black appearing in a pre-taped segment playing Mr. Crowley.
Notable Quotes:
Byron: "Jason Momoa just jumped right in the audience and was going in the circle pit. That had to be a great day though. The bands were incredible." [11:35]
Larry: "Steven Tyler surprised fans and performed Train Kept A-Rollin’." [11:43]
John Holmberg wraps up the episode by teasing future giveaways, upcoming events, and encouraging listeners to stay tuned for more exciting content.
Notable Quotes:
Byron: "Be nice to Larry. He'll be nice back. I'm gonna go watch some elf. Have yourselves a great Monday." [13:28]
Larry: "We have another one coming up later, perhaps later this summer with another band you want to be backstage with." [03:09]
Conclusion:
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, listeners are treated to a blend of entertainment news, exclusive giveaways, and engaging discussions on pop culture phenomena. From the excitement of winning a backstage kiss with Volbeat to the contemplation of Dr. Phil’s financial struggles and the nostalgia of top sci-fi TV shows, the hosts provide a vibrant and entertaining start to the day. Additionally, reflections on Ozzy Osbourne's career and lively concert anecdotes add depth and variety to the conversation. Stay tuned for more lively discussions and exciting opportunities on future episodes.