Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 07-07-25
Release Date: July 7, 2025
Host/Author: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Duration: Approximately 34 minutes
Introduction
Note: Advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content sections have been excluded from this summary to focus solely on the core discussions.
1. Flight Diverted Over "RIP" Text Incident (00:00 - 11:17)
The episode opens with a discussion about an unusual incident where an American Airlines flight had to turn around after a passenger intercepted and read a "RIP" text message on another passenger's phone. Host John Holmberg delves into the potential consequences of such actions.
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John Holmberg (04:17): "If somebody saw me text something absolutely inappropriate and made us turn around, they'd know because the authorities are going to come to you."
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Brady Bogen (10:03): "If he has intention to blow the plane up, you solve nothing."
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John Holmberg (10:31): "I think I'm screaming 'Allah Akbar' and I'm going down with him. I think that's pretty much the end of it."
The conversation highlights the complexities of in-flight security and the ramifications of passengers invading each other's privacy. John humorously speculates on the inevitable consequences if such privacy breaches continue, emphasizing that authorities would eventually trace the disruption back to the culprit.
2. Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Breakup Speculations (11:17 - 19:03)
The hosts transition to celebrity news, focusing on the alleged breakup between pop star Katy Perry and actor Orlando Bloom. They discuss speculations surrounding the split, touching upon public appearances and personal behaviors.
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John Holmberg (17:08): "I saw that Orlando Bloom was seen with Sydney Sweeney, the hairdresser. He had some other chick."
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Brady Bogen (18:09): "What are you doing?"
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John Holmberg (18:30): "Deep down, we now, a month or so later, know that Orlando Bloom sat there and quietly hoped for that thing to blow up."
The hosts humorously theorize that Orlando Bloom might subconsciously wish for catastrophic events (like rocket explosions) to reconcile or impact his relationship with Katy Perry. They mock the idea of orchestrated disasters affecting personal relationships, blending satire with celebrity gossip.
3. Flooding in Texas and Personal Concerns (19:03 - 26:37)
John Holmberg shares a personal anecdote about his father's proximity to severe flooding in Texas. The discussion delves into the logistical challenges of reaching his father amidst the disaster.
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John Holmberg (21:26): "My dad's only like, 20 minutes from that flood in Texas."
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Brady Bogen (22:50): "What's the gauge?"
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John Holmberg (23:28): "When Holmbergs get between 4 and 8 inches, we start adding in the 0.3s and 0.2s. We're taking all we can get."
John expresses frustration over the inability to swiftly assist his father due to geographical and infrastructural limitations. The conversation touches on the nuances of measuring rainfall and flood severity, reflecting on the inadequacies of emergency response and communication.
4. Valet Tipping Experiences (26:37 - 32:32)
The hosts shift to a lighter topic, sharing their personal experiences and opinions on tipping valet attendants. They debate the necessity and etiquette surrounding tipping in different scenarios.
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John Holmberg (07:03): "If you can see my car from where he is, I struggle with tipping a valet guy when I can actually see the car."
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Brett Vesely (07:28): "When you walk 30ft, when I can."
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John Holmberg (07:55): "I still give the guy money. But it's nice to have someone walk you to your car. I don't know. It's weird."
The discussion highlights the dilemmas of tipping based on the level of service perceived. They debate whether visible assistance warrants tipping and share anecdotes that illustrate their differing viewpoints.
5. Fireworks and Veterans' Well-being (32:32 - 33:31)
John offers a critique of Fourth of July fireworks, emphasizing the impact on veterans and their potential triggers for PTSD.
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John Holmberg (29:12): "The State of Arizona did a good job with its only fireworks from the ground on the weekend. It didn't sound as much like Beirut as normal."
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John Holmberg (30:00): "If you have a grandfather who's been through war, you wander over and go, pop, pop, hey, tomorrow's gonna be loud and then it starts that day. And evidently, today's gonna be like, that's when he's gonna lose it."
He expresses concern for veterans who might be adversely affected by loud celebrations, advocating for more considerate displays to accommodate those with trauma-related conditions. The hosts discuss the balance between public festivities and respect for individuals who might find such events distressing.
6. Local Events and Miscellaneous Topics (33:02 - 34:10)
The episode concludes with brief mentions of local events, including a flyover by fighter jets promoting a movie and upcoming football season excitement.
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John Holmberg (31:26): "Did you get the flyover? Did they do that big flyover on the 4th?"
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Brady Bogen (31:52): "They did a little four-band formation, and then another plane went by and spelled out the logo in the smoke, promoting the Fantastic Four movie."
The hosts reflect on local community events, blending humor with observations about promotional tactics and public engagement through aerial displays.
Conclusion
John Holmberg wraps up the episode by acknowledging upcoming topics like his birthday and the approaching football season, promising more engaging content in future shows.
- John Holmberg (33:39): "Happy Fourth, everybody. Now, let's just settle in for the hot summer. My birthday and football. It's right around the corner."
The episode encapsulates a blend of personal anecdotes, social commentary, and light-hearted banter, offering listeners a comprehensive glimpse into the hosts' perspectives on various current events and personal experiences.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
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John Holmberg (04:17):
"If somebody saw me text something absolutely inappropriate and made us turn around, they'd know because the authorities are going to come to you." -
Brady Bogen (10:03):
"If he has intention to blow the plane up, you solve nothing." -
John Holmberg (17:08):
"I saw that Orlando Bloom was seen with Sydney Sweeney, the hairdresser. He had some other chick." -
John Holmberg (21:26):
"My dad's only like, 20 minutes from that flood in Texas." -
John Holmberg (29:12):
"The State of Arizona did a good job with its only fireworks from the ground on the weekend. It didn't sound as much like Beirut as normal." -
John Holmberg (33:39):
"Happy Fourth, everybody. Now, let's just settle in for the hot summer. My birthday and football. It's right around the corner."
Final Thoughts
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness provides a multifaceted exploration of personal, social, and local topics, all delivered with the hosts' characteristic humor and candidness. From in-flight security mishaps and celebrity breakups to concerns about natural disasters and community celebrations, the show offers listeners a rich tapestry of discussions reflective of current events and personal narratives.
