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Brett
You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. What would Brady do? Hmm. There we go. It is time now for what would Brady do? The moment in which Brady puts down all of the things that he does right, to rub it in your face. Big vacation weekend with the daughter. You and Kirby went out and hung out.
Brady
And her friend Caitlin.
Brett
You brought Caitlin and Kirby? Did y' all share a room? How'd that work? We did all three of you?
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
You didn't put them in their own room?
Brady
No.
Brett
You had to share poop room.
Brady
Got a room for four people, but.
Brett
There were two bathrooms or something? Yeah.
Brady
No.
Brett
Oh, they had to. Some poor girl had to smell her friend's dad's deuce every day at least once.
Brady
No.
Brett
Yes. Brady, yes.
Brady
I didn't know you did, too.
Brett
You poop four times a day.
Brady
They weren't around.
Brett
They were. They were. Why didn't you just get in their own room then if they weren't needing your supervision constantly? You know how that would be. You ever smell your friend's dad's poo? It's the worst. All right, little ladies, clear the room. At night. You always talk about pooping before bed. They weren't out and about on the town without you. Late nights, you guys all went in, they're watching tv. You hosed up, took a huge deuce, and that poor girl had to breathe in Bogan dump. That's awful.
Brady
Maybe once.
Brett
No, Multiple times. Brady, you're. Your rose, coloring, timing. Were they in there every night before bed?
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
Then you pooped in front of them.
Brady
No, because I didn't. I didn't poop. You say you wake up in the.
Brett
Middle of the night? No.
Brady
Well, just recently I've been down to. Basically, once.
Brett
You've dropped down a little.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
All right. Good for you. Normal human feces. Nothing worse than having it wake you in the middle of the night. I can't even imagine. That's way too much work down there. You can't be getting proper sleep if your body's churning out deuce. Gotta make more deuce. But he's asleep, sir. I don't care. We're backing up.
Brady
Shut the deuce factory.
Brett
Let's go. Well, good for you. I guess you're. You're growing into a real boy now. Proud of you. It's time now for Brady. One day. Brady, we call it. Once a day. Could be bad, though. You might have one of them Elvis impacted deals going on.
Brady
I don't think so.
Brett
You're pretty confident with your flow.
Brady
It's a good flow. It's a good flow.
Brett
You didn't one time come out of that bathroom. What about showering and stuff? How do you share a hotel room with teenage girls?
Brady
They showered at night.
Brett
But what about their showering? Like that poor girl had to sit and you were in the room and stuff.
Brady
It's not a problem.
Brett
Oh, it's a problem.
Brady
Easy peasy.
Brett
I would have known for sure. You're Different. But if Dan took my sister and one of her friends on a vacation, the showering would have been a problem. Ugh, that's weird. Was it two bedrooms, two beds in one room?
Brady
Yeah, two beds in one room.
Brett
So you all just kind of laid there together, farting and.
Brady
Oh, gosh.
Brett
You know you were gassed. You know you were. You gassed out.
Brady
I didn't gas out.
Brett
You didn't fart once.
Brady
I didn't.
Brett
All night long. The one thing you.
Brady
It was a gas free night.
Brett
You don't know that. You sleep like a.
Brady
When I fell asleep. I can't.
Brett
That poor girl might as well have been abducted by human traffickers. She had to lay in that bed and shake. Why does your daddy wear all that stuff? He's like a deep sea diver over there. Look at him. Good night, girls. You know you did. You gassed it out. I know you did. You know it. You can't control that. Would you want that? You and a friend and Kurt.
Brady
No, no.
Brett
Miserable. Like when you were 8, 16 every.
Brady
You had a blast.
Brett
I bet that girl did. Whatever you said. Just keep him. Aw, it's fluttering. It's like curtains in the wind down there. All right. That I have to put a ban on. That's the last time you share a hotel room with two teen girls. Your daughter by herself is fine, but that poor girl had to.
Brady
It sounded bad.
Brett
It does. It sounds bad. Cause it is now that he thinks about it. Cause it is gonna take the neighbor girl to San Diego and bash Shaq up with her, huh? Yeah. No need to get her own room. That poor girl. She had to sleep in like a parka and stuff. She couldn't just wear like a normal sleep.
Brady
Part of the deal. I want to go on the trip or not?
Brett
Oh, man. No, sir, I didn't. She doesn't go next year anyway. And Ronnie didn't get to go because of scheduling stuff. But you two were gonna sleep together in that situation. Had Ronnie gone, you wouldn't have gotten them their own room tight, would you have. You'd have slept in that whole week.
Brady
Oh, yeah.
Brett
Without bone in your. None of that.
Byron
No hotel sex.
Brett
Yeah, that's the whole point.
Brady
You know how trips work out.
Brett
No.
Brady
With timing and everything.
Brett
You're talking about her period and stuff. But still. So that you're told her she can't go now.
Brady
We've been pretty good on that.
Brett
So what you're saying is. And this is gross, those two girls you brought probably started to cycle just to get used to vacation periods. Because that's what they do. You just had a couple of bleeders and you and your machine. Disgusting. You didn't want your own room?
Brady
No.
Brett
Why?
Brady
Because. Why not share?
Brett
That's why I call them Pikachu. Why not? I tell you why not share. There's teen girls. You share a room with Kirby at home.
Brady
No.
Brett
That's right. There's a reason.
Brady
Gross. Share house.
Brett
I know. She got her own space where she can shut a door. You can share the Holiday Inn. You don't have to be in the same room again.
Brady
I could handle it for four days, but could they?
Brett
I'm not asking you.
Brady
Yeah, yeah. No. We had a blast.
Brett
I bet she's. You know what? I bet she's been asleep ever since you guys got home. And her parents are like, pretty. Sure did wear our little girl out. I don't like saying it out loud. Did you get a lot of sleep on your trip, honey? No, mom, the gas. The gas. I didn't sleep a wink.
Brady
Headache. Sulfur. Headache.
Brett
The old man. The old man, he sleeps with some tubes on his face and his eyes are wide open. He just stared at me all night, farting. Hi, Caitlin. Want some eggs?
Brady
Aw, eggs too? Christ.
Brett
Rekkies in about an hour. Oh, and it's also miserable because you're popping out of bed at 6 in the morning. Naturally, yeah. Oh, those two are laying there miserable, bouncing around, farting, pooping. You took dumps while they slept.
Brady
Yeah, most of the time.
Brett
But she had to. She's probably having dreams of, like, living in a cow pasture. What's happening?
Brady
Maybe induced a nightmare.
Brett
And you have to hear that through the door as they're dropping them down in there. Poor girl probably opened her eyes like, where am I? That was a strong one. That's kind of orange.
Brady
They never knew.
Byron
Is that what you're going with?
Brady
Stealth. Stealth.
Brett
You girls cold? Every time I walk by that bed, everybody's shaking. We're fine, Mr. Poking, for whatever. Just please turn the fan on.
Brady
I'm gonna heat her up.
Brett
Time for bed anyway. Well, now I don't even care what this is. You're disgusting. Victor says, well, I just got in my car. Welcome back. First thing I hear is you can't get good sleep. Trying to tune out a deuce. And you are right. It's true. Poor girl. I'm so sorry to this, Caitlyn. Poor girl. I'm sorry that your host was so cheap he didn't want his own space. That you wanted to share their poops too. That's even worse. Let them have their own room. You don't have to have girl poops anyway. Welen Brady was brought to you by Mo Money Pond. I'm sure they did. They're eating well. Dumping.
Brady
We ate well.
Brett
All three of us in the same toilet. Oh, I feel so bad for that girl now. You paid for the trip.
Brady
I did.
Brett
Are you gonna pay for the therapy too, or.
Byron
That wasn't included.
Brett
Wasn't included in the.
Brady
That's her responsibility.
Brett
Yeah, she knew what she was getting into. She looked at your little body and thought, this is gonna smell eventually.
Brady
That's part of being scholarship.
Brett
Ugh, that was nice of you. Except for the room part. She should have brought her own. Thanks, Mr. Bogan, for covering everything, but I'm gonna get my own room. Why your ass? You may have made the good choice there, Caitlin. Anyway, Mo money ponds on 12th street in Indian School, MMP Guns is where you want to go inside of there and check out everything you'd need. If I was a girl, I might get one for protection for next year's trip.
Byron
Byron will give you a discount.
Brett
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Brady
Oh, yeah. Ready.
Brett
Then he acts like, oh, no, I clamped it up all weekend. I didn't fart once. That poor girl listened to 20 a night. You haven't been able to control sleep farts. And you've been bragging about it since I've known you. Bragging about it. You can't help it. In your sleep. You can't.
Brady
It's under control.
Brett
Sometimes you can't help it. That poor girl. Dear Brady, speaking of Brett, you're gonna like this. When my wife has orgasms, she has full body releases and sometimes loses control of her bowels. I was gonna try to read that without laughing, but I can't. No kidding, guys. I effed up out of her. Sometimes it's absolutely everywhere. Sometimes it's just a little bit. Okay, now she's going to see if she can get treatment to have it stop. And I realized when she said she was going to the doctor that I don't want this to stop. She says it's disgusting, but it's sort of a point of pride. Now I'm the only guy I know that bangs the ass out of his wife for real. We have to lay plastic down Sometimes Brian.
Byron
So it's like American Psycho in there or what?
Brett
I don't know what this one is.
Brady
What's.
Brett
Basically he's asked would you if your wife wanted to get that fixed?
Brady
Yes.
Brett
Yeah, me too. I don't know why that's a question. Although, I mean now you know where the phrase came from. Guys have been saying that for years. I didn't know that was real.
Brady
But it, you know, is he worried if by getting it fixed then it. She loses that.
Brett
Here's what I think.
Brady
Part of she won't have an orgasm anymore.
Brett
I think if you hit a certain level, right. And then you miss it, you think it's not as good. Like if I. Like if. Let's say Brett and I are gay and I give it to him good and every time I give it to him, he has an orgasm. And it's obvious when a man does, but when it's really good, his nose bleeds. Every time his nose doesn't bleed, I know he hasn't hit the peak. So you've actually set your bar high now. The feces is disgusting. But he knows now if that doesn't happen, she got like a 6 out of 10. So what you have to start doing is what Brady does. Don't care if they have orgasms.
Brady
I was watching girlfriends have orgasm. Wives do not. Ah, that.
Brett
That's terrible, Brady. Can't believe you'd say such a thing.
Byron
Didn't we have a video about that a couple weeks ago with the full explosion?
Brett
Yes, they all blend.
Brady
But I think yes, one time and it's getting fixed right away. I mean for me, I mean just the fact of laying plastic down.
Brett
Yeah, I don't like that idea. It's too much preparation.
Brady
That is all but one sickness.
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Brady
You still have to have plastic on hand.
Brett
You do that in Caitlyn's bed when she's not around. You do that. That's the. That' What a. Well, Brady, that's what normal men see a two bedroom hotel as. The sex bed, the sleeping bed. Yours is the fart bed, the kids bed. That's disgusting. I'd rather have a wife that dumps every time she has an O than share a hotel room with two teenage girls. Now, don't even say no. One of them's better because we'll replay that and the owners will get furious. Brie likes to share bedrooms with. What is he, Jared? One of them's my daughter. Oh, God, stop it. See, you get it fixed. But I kind of understand, you know, I'm playing devil's advocate because immediately I'd be out. You take a dump more than once while we're doing it and that the ball game's over. I don't want to do that anymore.
Byron
More than once.
Brett
But I also that that pretty proud of myself.
Brady
Could be a deal breaker.
Brett
Oh, it's a deal breaker.
Brady
Like if you're going out with a person and then you hook up.
Brett
If it happens. Look, here's the thing. If it happens and she's like, that's normal. Like if she's crying and everything, like that one girl that.
Brady
Yeah, I mean, if she, you know, basically admits I lost control. I'm so sorry.
Brett
That one time that.
Brady
Okay, little pride.
Brett
The Brian Adams girl lost control and started peeing all over. At first I was disgusted, and then I'm like, I made her body stop functioning. Like it was improperly functioning. Like, think about it. Brain neurons and atoms and all sorts of stuff started banging into the wrong spots of her head. Her body's doing. Her arms flopping around like she couldn't control herself because of me. And at first you're like, gross. Then. Then you're sitting there just wiping pee off, going, I did something awesome. Don't, Brett. God damn it. I just remember going. And she went, what's that? Oh, my God, I'm peeing. It was in that particular position of face to canyon.
Brady
I don't know if.
Byron
If I'm with some broad and she's got Bellagio ass, I'm Out.
Brett
Oh, Bellagio ass is terrible.
Brady
I'm out.
Brett
Well, that's Dan. I think I draw that line. You're allowed to lose control of the front.
Byron
Yeah, I mean, once. That's a once difference between peeing and, you know. No, the Blagio has done it.
Brett
Tasted like licking an ever. Ready. It's the weirdest thing. You know when you test a battery.
Byron
Kind of 9 volts up there, exactly.
Brett
The same to kind of strangeness. Damn it, Brett. Who else can we help like this at all? Dear Brady, I just shared a room with a middle to late aged man.
Byron
Oh, God.
Brett
Oh, no. Dear Brady, my wife is now hovering about 191 pounds. She says it's because of. All right, Red said it. Hold on. You're not wrong.
Byron
It's Palladio.
Brett
Yeah, you're not wrong. But for the rest of the people who care about humanity, let me start again. Once again, Brett's Brett's opinion on this. The out. Oh, the man's trying to eat. All right. It says my wife is now hovering around 191 pounds. Um, I screwed that up too.
Brady
Well, now that is a big woman.
Brett
That's a big lady. She says it's because of our kids. She hasn't been able to lose the weight. Our youngest is 19.
Byron
Oh, come on.
Brett
I know she won't do the Ozempic because it's expensive. And I've talked to her about that not being a problem, but she just won't do it. I told her I don't think I'm attracted to you anymore. You were fine before. 25 pounds ago you were still big, but that was about as high as we can go because you look unhealthy now. I'm not bad with the weight. I'm bad with the trend. This is the direction this is headed. I don't want her to be unhealthy and content with it. She's pushing 200 pounds. I recently told her I'm going to leave her if she doesn't lose the weight because A, she has no thought of me and B, she has less thought of herself. So if I love her, I should want her to be healthier because I know if I leave, she will lose weight. I'm not going to be happy if my wife doesn't care about herself. I'm in a real mess here. What would Brady do? Victor? Wow. That's from a place of love. A lot of people heard that as mean, like Brett, but it was from a place of love.
Brady
I don't want to hear that word here again?
Byron
Yeah, 191.
Brady
So a couple things. One, she could. Sometimes you can qualify for the Ozempic or we govy.
Brett
She didn't want to do it, but.
Brady
If because of expense, that's all right.
Brett
Well, I don't know.
Brady
I mean, that's what it sounds.
Brett
Seems like she's trying to fight losing it. Because if he's willing to.
Brady
I don't understand.
Brett
If he's willing to pay for it, her expense thing's out the door.
Brady
Well, if she doesn't want to lose it.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady
Then she must be feeling. I mean, and she's fine. I gotta believe that. She probably wants to be. She wants to lose some weight.
Byron
I don't know. That kid's 19 years old. That excuse died.
Brett
That's what I'm. Fifteen years ago, the second you say, oh, I can't because of the baby weight and your kid is like legal voting age, You're. You're. That excuse just means I'm not doing it. I'm looking for reasons to tell you. Just get off my back. And that's a trump card for ladies. They throw down the baby weight. I had three kids, like, okay, yeah, I can get it. And I'm not saying you have to be £120, but you're going to be 200 by this time next year, and that's not good either.
Brady
I mean, he can't do anything about it. If she doesn't want to lose weight, she's not.
Brett
Then do you leave someone you care about because they've stopped taking care of themselves?
Brady
I would, you know, in the. In the past, I'd always say, oh, no, you. You've committed, sure, you're in this relationship, but there's a point in time where health can start kicking.
Brett
That's what he's saying. She's not. She's not healthy, and he doesn't want to be around that. She can lose her toes soon. By the way, Batman's right. It says there's no hovering at £191. That's true. Shouldn't use the word hovering at 191. You're. You're grounded. Yeah, when somebody. But that's a. That's a. Like, you read this guy's email, and it comes from a place of caring. He's saying, if I love her, a heartbreak will make her lose weight. That'll make her healthier, so maybe I should do that. And then in the end, everybody gets what they want. Maybe you get back together. Maybe you find out you're the reason she doesn't care about herself, that that is a signal back. Like when, like if someone stops caring about themselves in front of you and you say, hey, I want you to do this. Like, no, like, they're doing it to you too. Like, they're basically saying, you are not motivation enough for me to care about myself. And if she's pushing two bills and.
Byron
The kid's 19 years old.
Brett
Can't believe that you're still blaming that. There's a lack of motivation and ambition that is striking.
Brady
Ever since it, you know, put that weight on, I just haven't been able to get it off.
Brett
No, you're not trying.
Byron
Well, he probably hasn't been able to either.
Brett
Yeah, he can't push her off there. That's a tough bench. I'm trying to dead weight one night. He's been able to get it off either, man.
Brady
Oh, he's not getting off on it.
Byron
I'd motivate her with Cordell and Cordell.
Brett
Yeah, that's a good motivation. I actually think this guy's coming from a good, healthy perspective of saying, look, you need to take care of yourself. I don't need to be a priority in your life at all. I'm going to walk away. Oh, my God. And if she flips out, it's like, what do you need to do? I'm like, you need to start caring about this and not just me and my needs. Like, you're dying in front of me. That's big. I'm 260.
Brady
And just knowing that stepping away like you're doing that. You can't get upset when she puts her life together and gets right totally fit.
Brett
That'll be when she leaves. But that's.
Brady
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. You can't say.
Brett
That's very true. Because you can't be like, I did this to make you care about yourself and love yourself, and then when she does, you can't get back. Well, why didn't you do this for me? Like, you're doing this too. Like, you should see her, like, thinner and happy and alone without you and think, you know what? It was me. Maybe you're the. Maybe you're the reason why she doesn't care. Maybe she needs that jump start. But I think that's right.
Brady
But is it to the point you know of he's saying, has he fallen out of the attraction part of it, too?
Brett
Of course.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
He told her in the first, like, thing he said, I told her I'm not attracted to you anymore. And it has less to do with the weight and more to do with the fact that she's okay with it, that she's okay with not trying. Ambition can be sexy. And seeing somebody £200 trying to be 180.
Byron
Well, men are visual too.
Brett
Yeah, well, yeah, but that's a goal oriented person.
Brady
That's a huge thing on themselves for sure.
Brett
Oh, sure.
Brady
Like, because like, you could. They can be totally hot, very attractive if they're not seeing it.
Brett
Oh yeah, they get it.
Brady
It's unbelievable.
Brett
They know what's supposed to be hot. They just try to fight it. They don't like reality too often, but when they're 191, she thinks she's. If she starts trying, she's never gonna get back to where she was, so she might as well just be this. It's like if I, if I get down to 160, I'm still not going to be happy with myself, so what's the difference? And that's what he's seeing. He's like, well, you're not happy. You're making me miserable now. And the couch is this huge cavern and I can't lay down anymore. My back is all curved.
Brady
I would say don't be afraid to dive in. You know, she needs to come around and think. All right, well, maybe going on a regular wegovia or ozempic to start it off, but lifestyle is gonna have to change eventually.
Brett
Build a barn in your backyard. Here's where you stay until you're better. Jesus, John, you painted a great picture of Brady's teenaged Adventureland vacation. Reminded me of Silence of the Lambs where the girl was stuck in the well. Probably smelled like Brady's farts in there too.
Brady
Oh, God.
Brett
This girl. This girl passes out, cries and pisses herself every time she hears a bathroom exhaust fan. Now she's got ptsd. What's. Caitlyn, wake up. What's happened, little darling? Brady, what did you do to our daughter? What a nightmare that had to be for poor Caitlin. She had a great time. Don't ask. I'm sure you had fun while everybody was awake. But the night terrors. Oh, that poor girl. She got Kirby laying next to her too. Yep, Kirby's a bogan. She was catching. She was catching some heat all night in that bed. They shared a bed. And Kirby was ass blasting her like crazy. Poor Katelyn. We're here for you, Caitlyn. Brett, give Caitlyn tickets to something. That poor girl's been through enough. It's 9:34. There you go everybody. That is what Brady did and boy oh boy should be ashamed of himself for some of it. It's 98. That was what Brady did.
Brady
Listen.
Brett
It'S not weird.
Brady
It's pretty cool actually.
Brett
No membership fees. I have heard enough.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (July 7, 2025)
Hosted by John Holmberg with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo.
In this lively episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, the hosts dive into two main segments: Brady Bogen recounts a humorous yet awkward weekend trip with his daughter and her friend, while Bret Vesely shares and analyzes a heartfelt listener letter addressing serious relationship and health concerns.
Timestamp: [01:46] - [16:43]
Brady Bogen opens the floor by detailing his recent weekend getaway with his daughter, Kirby, and her friend, Caitlin. The trip, intended as a bonding experience, quickly becomes a source of comedic tension due to the challenges of sharing a hotel room with teenage girls.
Room Sharing Dilemmas: Brady explains, “We had a room for four people, but there were no separate bathrooms” ([02:30]). This setup leads to humorous yet cringe-worthy situations as the hosts imagine the discomfort Caitlin faced.
Brett’s Comedic Roasts: Bret doesn’t hold back, teasing Brady about the less glamorous aspects of the trip. At [02:45], Bret quips, “She had to smell her friend's dad's deuce every day at least once,” highlighting the awkwardness of sharing intimate spaces.
Brady’s Defense and Hosts' Banter: Despite the teasing, Brady defends the trip, asserting, “We had a blast” ([08:23]). The hosts engage in a back-and-forth exchange, with Bret exaggerating the scenario for comedic effect: “This girl probably opened her eyes like, where am I? That was a strong one” ([09:28]).
Humorous Take on Bodily Functions: The conversation humorously delves into the logistics of sharing bathroom time, with Brady downplaying the issues: “I didn't gas out” ([03:43]). Bret continues to escalate the hilarity, imagining Caitlin’s plight: “Now she's got pointing out she's got to have girl poops anyway” ([09:26]).
Final Remarks on the Trip: The segment wraps up with a mock-serious reprimand of Brady's hotel etiquette: “That's the last time you share a hotel room with two teenage girls” ([06:33]), leaving listeners entertained by the exaggerated woes of family vacations.
Timestamp: [17:05] - [26:43]
Transitioning from light-hearted antics, Bret Vesely presents a poignant listener letter from a man grappling with his wife's significant weight gain and reluctance to lose weight. The letter serves as a catalyst for an earnest discussion among the hosts about love, health, and relationship dynamics.
Reading the Letter: Bret shares the heartfelt plea, “My wife is now hovering around 191 pounds... I recently told her I'm going to leave her if she doesn't lose the weight” ([19:04]). The listener expresses deep concern for his wife's health and his growing dissatisfaction with the situation.
Hosts' Analysis and Support: Brady responds thoughtfully, suggesting practical solutions: “She could sometimes qualify for the Ozempic or we govy” ([20:38]). Bret adds depth to the conversation by emphasizing the emotional toll, stating, “She has less thought of herself. So if I love her, I should want her to be healthier” ([19:30]).
Debating Motivations and Consequences: The hosts debate the efficacy and morality of threatening to leave a partner to motivate health changes. Bret notes, “That's from a place of love” ([19:30]), while Brady cautions against viewing the departure as a means to an end: “You can't be like, I did this to make you care about yourself and love yourself” ([24:11]).
Exploring Underlying Issues: The discussion delves into potential underlying issues, such as self-esteem and mutual support in relationships. Bret muses, “Maybe you're the reason why she doesn't care...” ([25:32]), highlighting the complex interplay between personal well-being and relational dynamics.
Constructive Advice and Empathy: Concluding the segment, Brady encourages compassion and proactive support: “She probably wants to be. She wants to lose some weight” ([21:20]). The hosts collectively stress the importance of understanding and addressing health concerns with empathy rather than ultimatums.
This episode masterfully balances humor with heartfelt discussion, showcasing the hosts' versatility in handling both comedic and serious topics. Brady's amusing recount of his family trip provides levity, while the in-depth conversation sparked by Brett's listener letter offers meaningful insights into relationship challenges related to health and personal well-being. Holmberg's Morning Sickness continues to engage listeners with its blend of entertainment and genuine dialogue.
Notable Quotes:
Brett on Brady's Trip: “She had to smell her friend's dad's deuce every day at least once” ([02:45]).
Brady Defending the Trip: “We had a blast” ([08:23]).
Listener’s Dilemma: “I recently told her I'm going to leave her if she doesn't lose the weight” ([19:04]).
Brady on Relationship Advice: “She could sometimes qualify for the Ozempic or we govy” ([20:38]).
Brett on Love and Health: “That's from a place of love” ([19:30]).
This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the episode, providing both entertainment and thoughtful discussion for listeners and newcomers alike.