07-08-25 - BR - TUE - New Term Bathroom Camping Brings Up Brady's Hotel Habits - Pet Lion Jumps Fence In Pakistan - Man Continues Fitness Event After GF Passes Out - Woman Starts Car Sitting Biz In NY

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: July 8, 2025

Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD continues its streak as Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, hosted by John Holmberg alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo. In the July 8, 2025 episode, the hosts delve into a variety of engaging and thought-provoking topics, blending humor with insightful discussions. Below is a detailed summary of the episode’s key segments.

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1. New Term Bathroom Camping

Discussion Highlights: The episode opens with a conversation about the emerging trend dubbed "Bathroom Camping." This term refers to individuals using bathrooms as a refuge to escape the stresses of home or work environments, not for their intended purpose.

Notable Quotes:

• David: "There's a new term, bathroom camping. It's a safety spot for people in the office or home. They go to the bathroom just not to use it, just camp, hang out, get away from everything."

  • [10:37]

• Brady: "They just sit in the bathroom, and your life is miserable. Imagine just going to the bathroom to not be around someone."

  • [11:09]

Insights: The hosts discuss the psychological aspects of needing a personal sanctuary within shared living or working spaces. They humorously explore the implications of this behavior, touching on the dynamics of family interactions and personal space.

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2. Pet Lion Jumps Fence in Pakistan

Discussion Highlights: A startling news segment reports on an incident in Pakistan where a pet lion escaped its enclosure, attacking a woman and two children before being subdued.

Notable Quotes:

• David: "Owners of a pet lion in Pakistan kept it in their backyard. It jumped over the fence and attacked a lady and two kids."

  • [19:23]

• Brady: "They didn't have a permit to own the lion. It's so rare."

  • [19:43]

Insights: The conversation shifts to the responsibilities of exotic pet ownership and the potential dangers posed by such animals when not properly secured. The hosts critique the lack of permits and regulatory oversight, emphasizing the risks to public safety.

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3. Man Continues Fitness Event After Girlfriend Passes Out

Discussion Highlights: The hosts discuss a controversial story from Australia’s Sydney High Rocks event, where a man continued participating in a fitness race after his girlfriend collapsed during a burpee exercise.

Notable Quotes:

• David: "He continued on the race, even though it was a mixed doubles competition. People lit up him as a jerk."

  • [22:27]

• Brady: "If a lady passes out midway through, he's still gonna finish. What kind of training was that?"

  • [23:18]

Insights: Debate arises over sportsmanship and empathy in competitive environments. The hosts question the man’s decision to prioritize competition over his partner's well-being, reflecting on the balance between personal ambition and supporting others.

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4. Woman Starts Car Sitting Business in New York

Discussion Highlights: An innovative entrepreneurial venture is highlighted where a woman in New York has started a car sitting business. She offers to watch cars parked on the street to prevent parking fines, charging $50 for 90 minutes of service.

Notable Quotes:

• David: "She'll sit in your car for up to 90 minutes. You can leave it on the side of the street, and she’ll move it if necessary to avoid a $65 fine."

  • [27:26]

• Brady: "Never give anyone money to watch your car. It's a robbery in progress."

  • [29:50]

Insights: The hosts explore the practicality and potential risks of such a service, debating its value versus the possibility of enabling illicit activities. While recognizing the convenience for customers, concerns about trust and safety prevail in their discussion.

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5. Additional Topics and Banter

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in lively banter, sharing humorous anecdotes and light-hearted jokes. They also touch upon various other subjects, including:

• Work-Life Balance in Job Listings:

  • David: "There's a surge of job listings that specifically say, do not offer any work-life balance."
    • [06:19]

• Stress Levels in Different Cities:

  • David: "Wallet Hub's most and least stressed cities list ranks New York, Detroit, and Cleveland as top stressed cities."
    • [07:09]

• Humorous Take on LeBron James’ Legacy:

  • Brady: "LeBron thinks his story is a Hollywood script. Everybody's tired of LeBron. Except LeBron."
    • [04:25]

Notable Quotes:

• Brady: "Shreveport, Louisiana. Six. Philadelphia, seven. Toledo, eight. They're all awful."

  • [08:43]

• Brett and Brady's Interaction:

  • Brett: "Hey, Byron. I was looking at mmpguns.com's website. You have everything and the prices are incredible."
    • [24:32]
  • Brady: "Morning sickness."
    • [24:51]

Insights: The interplay between the hosts adds a layer of entertainment, balancing serious topics with humor. Their chemistry keeps the audience engaged, making complex or mundane subjects more relatable and enjoyable.

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Conclusion

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the hosts adeptly navigate through a mix of serious news stories and light-hearted discussions. From exploring the nuances of personal spaces within households to debating the ethics of exotic pet ownership, the show offers a comprehensive and entertaining overview of contemporary issues. The addition of humorous exchanges and relatable anecdotes ensures that listeners are both informed and entertained, maintaining the show's reputation as Arizona's premier morning radio program.

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Notable Quotes Summary:

• David: "There's a new term, bathroom camping... [10:37]"
• Brady: "They just sit in the bathroom... [11:09]"
• David: "Owners of a pet lion in Pakistan... [19:23]"
• Brady: "They didn't have a permit... [19:43]"
• David: "He continued on the race... [22:27]"
• Brady: "If a lady passes out midway... [23:18]"
• David: "She'll sit in your car... [27:26]"
• Brady: "Never give anyone money to watch your car... [29:50]"

By incorporating these timestamps and quotes, listeners can reference specific parts of the episode for deeper insights or revisit segments of particular interest.

Transcript

[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brady]

You'Ve been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98 a year of P.T. how you doing? We heard you. Phyllis Dillerin down the hall. Brady was down the hall cackling like an old lady.

[David]

No, that was.

[Brady]

Who?

[David]

David.

[Brady]

Oh, David Moore. Yeah. He was cackling? Yeah. With you?

[David]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, kind of like you're cackling. You two having a hell of a time?

[David]

No, he. I caused him to cackle.

[Brady]

Oh, I see. Bathroom dad joke. Yeah. Farts. Lights.

[David]

We both fart.

[Brady]

Pulled each other's hands down. Yeah.

[David]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Guy says, John, you tried to give advice about what to do if you were about to be attacked by a bear. With Brady, you didn't point out the very obvious feature that the bear is never going to attack Brady. They think he's Winnie the Pooh. He's one of theirs. They'd probably protect him. So maybe you're right. Just run. Listen to this one about the bees. Guy says, I was a cop years ago chasing a suspect and I tracked him into these bushes and I tackled him. Unbeknownst to me, we landed right on a beehive. I had to fight a drugged up suspect while being stung over a hundred times. The worst thing that ever happened. Wild this thing around Brandon. Nice job, Brandon. Thanks for your service, Brandon. And you can't go out there just randomly shooting at bees. Especially they're the Africanized ones that's going to make the news.

[David]

Yeah. Also the expert said Yesterday it'll take 3 to 500 stings to really start doing. Unless you're allergic.

[Brady]

I'm not going to be around for three to five hundred stings. I'm going to be high tailing it into some water. Yeah, poor cop sitting there. He's got all those weapons and he's. You think about the cop outfit that's most getting stung in his head then. Yeah, because he's covered up from head to toe. Otherwise those damn Africanized bees and cops, they'll never get along. You need a summit. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady report is brought to my friends at all Pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shades. And there's nothing better than a shady summer in Phoenix. If you don't have enough shade in your backyard, they'll fix it. AllProshade.com is where you go. And they'll give you free installation on all their products and estimates. As well you schedule your free in home [e-mail] and you asked why, John? Why? Because you gotta have shade. AllProchade.com Brady reporting.

[David]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady]

Hello world. Hi.

[David]

Happy national Video game day.

[Brady]

All right. Mom's basements will be filled across the.

[Brett]

Apparently Fitz won't be at work today.

[Brady]

Fitz is out. I want to play video games again. But you haven't been. I haven't played for a long time. Red Dead Redemption 2 is the last one I really soaked into. And now you can turn your television remote into a game. I was playing Centipede the other day on TV because you can do that.

[Toledo]

Was that Google? Like we have a Google?

[Brady]

I think it's Samsung. I don't know which one it is, but whatever it was, it's like you can turn your, you know, you can turn this into a game like in your phone and you just. Your phone becomes a controller first. And I was playing Centipede for like an hour and a half on tv. It was great.

[David]

Couple of basis fun facts. The record for the most points by a father and son duo in the MP NBA is 42,246 points. LeBron James has scored 42,184. And Bronnie, his son has scored 62 points.

[Brady]

Bronnie has 62 points. That's 62 more than I thought the guy would ever get in the NBA. I'm impressed. Now they're going to go off to Cleveland because you know what LeBron thinks everybody thinks people care about him and his story is a perfect circle, but he's the only one who thinks his glorious story is some sort of a Hollywood script. Everybody's tired of LeBron. Except LeBron. Except LeBron. He sure loves himself. This Hollywood script is going to have a perfect end and I'm going home like, oh, God, I wish you meant that in, like, the biblical sense.

[David]

I'm going to try it. Hawaii state fish.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. This is a big long.

[David]

Is the Humu. Humu no ku. No ku apu A. Nailed it.

[Brady]

Yeah, my friend from Hawaii used to knock that out. Like it's fast. You got to say it fast.

[David]

It's also known as a trigger fish.

[Brady]

That's right. Humahuma. What is it? Humahuma.

[David]

Humu, humu, nuku, nuku, apu.

[Brady]

Ah, ah, ahah.

[David]

Aha.

[Brady]

Yeah, play it again. Faster.

[David]

Humu, humu no ku noku.

[Brady]

Stay in the beat. Stay in the beat. Stay in the beat. Go.

[David]

Humu, humu, noku, noku.

[Brady]

What happens to you when you go fast? Why do you go? Why does down syndrome kick in so fast? Do it again. Right, Go. Your face gets all dirty.

[David]

The shortest street in the world is Ebenezer Place in Scotland street is 6ft 9 inches long. It has one address.

[Brady]

And I say made of mud. Yeah. Humahuma. Nuka, nuka. Yeah. My friend used to always fire that off all the time. State fish knocked it down. It was pretty neat.

[Toledo]

Was he Hawaii?

[Brady]

He's from Hawaii. Well, he lived in Hawaii. His dad was in military.

[David]

According to the Wall Street Journal, there's a surge of job listings that specifically say, do not offer any balance or have any ton or have a ton of work to be done. Basically, they're saying they're killing off the idea of work life balance. Postings may say they're looking for someone who can keep up with the unrelenting pace, or they want someone who's eager to be in the office as much as possible. They also stress long hours, a competitive business environment, and the importance of hustle.

[Brady]

Okay. And you're not supposed to go home.

[David]

One healthcare company ad says, if you're looking for work life balance, this isn't the place.

[Brady]

Wait a minute, I'm not understanding. So you just don't go home.

[David]

You're just all, you know, in the last year or so, it was always important to have a good work life balance. It was a. A buzz for work.

[Brady]

Sure.

[David]

The people are looking for a job and like, oh, they like to work for a company that looks for a good work life balance.

[Brady]

The Company's not working for you. That's your job. Your job is.

[David]

Well, but the companies would sell themselves that we're really known for our good.

[Brady]

We're not going to make you even go home. That's. Yeah, that's a good question to ask an interview. What time do we go home? People. Bosses love that. Are we almost done here?

[David]

Yeah. Do I have to do this?

[Brady]

Do I have to do it all day? Is the sun still up when we're done?

[David]

Wallet Hub just did their most and least stressed Cities in America. 2025, based on 39 different key metrics.

[Brady]

We used to be that. We're not anymore. Traffic has changed. Oh, this was a resort town, man. You couldn't like. It still kind of is. Athletes come here and they just fall apart. We got Xavier McDaniel from the Seattle SuperSonics to add toughness. That dude went to the Phoenician for a weekend and was a powder puff there. They just. They. It's. It's a. You kick back and relax.

[David]

So the most stressed. New York, Detroit, number one. Cleveland, number two, Baltimore, number three.

[Brady]

Oh, absolute crud. Cities.

[Brett]

You're ducking bullets.

[Toledo]

All the wire.

[David]

Cities. Golf, Port, Mississippi, number four, Memphis, Tennessee. Five.

[Brady]

Terrible town.

[David]

Shreveport, Louisiana. Six. Philadelphia, seven. Toledo, eight.

[Brady]

They're all awful.

[David]

Yeah. The first Arizona town, Tucson, came in at number 42 for dumps for us. Most stressed.

[Brady]

I'd push it up.

[David]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Dumps most stressed. Well, they're stressed in Tucson because of these ice raids.

[David]

Glendale was 62nd. Phoenix, 86th.

[Brett]

Maryville.

[Brady]

Maryville didn't make the list. Phoenix and Hole. Maryville definitely pushed Phoenix down from Mesa, 116.

[David]

Tempe, 124.

[Brady]

Those are the big boys.

[David]

Scottsdale 139.

[Brady]

See, Scottsdale is stressless.

[David]

Gilbert, 162.

[Brady]

That's what you know. Why? Because anybody interviewing Gilbert. Is everything good?

[David]

Yeah, everything's great.

[Brady]

There's absolutely no stress in my life. Mormons don't ever tell you couple of blinks.

[Brett]

Not for the Talons.

[Brady]

Yeah, there's a lot of talents. We got some talents.

[David]

It's wine.

[Toledo]

30 all the time.

[Brady]

Mormons are known for never telling you things have gone wrong. They can be bleeding and road. And you're like, how are you? Like, I'm good. Do you want anything for me?

[David]

Switch it up the leaf. Stressed coming in at 182 was South Burlington, Vermont.

[Brady]

I guarantee you Salt Lake City's on there, too. And places in Idaho like Calan, pretty low. They act like there's no stress. And then every documentary about them is their kids being abducted by somebody from their church. And like they're getting. They're married. One family marrying a 12 year old. No, it's not.

[David]

Hey.

[Toledo]

Oh no it's not.

[Brady]

It's relatable to all the Mormon.

[David]

Brother B.

[Brady]

Brother B did that and all the other Mormons watch it. What's the big deal? Why would you even make a big stink out of this? I've never seen and I admire it. I think Mormons are amazing that no problems here. Like literally your leg has been chopped off and I've got another one.

[Brett]

Your arms off your arms.

[Brady]

Not just a flesh wound. Yeah. They're all that guy. They're the Night of the Forest and Monty Python. That's the Mormon religion was invented by that guy. You're nothing but a stump. A bunch of kneecaps.

[David]

There's a. An old habit but they're calling it a new term. Bathroom camping. It's a safety spot for people in the office or home. They go to the bathroom just not to use it. Just camp, hang out, get away from everything.

[Brady]

They just sit in the bathroom and your life is miserable. Oh my God. You imagine just going to the bathroom to not be around Lane.

[David]

Not good options here.

[Brady]

Why they follow you in there?

[David]

No, it's our. Our upstairs bathroom is hit or miss. As far as the smell.

[Brady]

Oh man.

[Brett]

When the old morning show used to be a kslx.

[Brady]

You know that is true. Paul Marshall always said he never did that. But when he left there was no problem. Oh yeah. But yeah, I mean that's. Isn't that true of all bathrooms that you're. It's a hit or miss with the smell on this morning sickness.

[Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[David]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

Hey, Byron. I was looking at mmpguns.com's website. You have everything and the prices are incredible.

[Byron]

Yes, sir. Mmpguns.com has over 400,000 products for sale daily. Everything from firear, ammunition, accessories, optics, clothing, decoys and more. The best part is, if you see it on our website, it's in stock and ready to ship.

[Brett]

Wait, there's no backorders?

[Byron]

Nope. We work with all our distributors, so what you see on our site is what's actually available. We ship all over the country, so we're not just for Arizonans anymore. If the firearm you want is legal in your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up.

[Brett]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to MMP guns.comberg's.

[Brady]

Morning sickness.

[Brett]

Upstairs bathroom.

[Brady]

We're not talking about that. We're talking about people go home. People at home are hiding in their own bathroom sometimes. That's pathetic.

[David]

Just end your families will get away because they know they're not going to be bothered when they close that door.

[Brady]

And they just stand in the bathroom.

[David]

Yeah, they just, you know, run a bath. Cow guy.

[Brady]

That's. No, they're not.

[David]

That is doing something. Yeah, yeah, they. Oh, you mentioned that.

[Brady]

It's Cordell and Cordell time. If you're just standing in your own bathroom to get away from the others at work. I get it. But anytime you use the bathroom as a place to kind of hide, you're running the risk that you're going to be smelling Brady's feces. Where did that poor girl you kidnapped over the last week hide when she needed? Like, did she ever go into the bathroom? Just cry Hotel lobster a lot, but she did.

[Toledo]

Hotel lobby.

[Brady]

Mr. Bogan, I'm going to go down to the lobby again real quick. Why? It's because it's hard to breathe in here. Just open a window. I'm going to go downstairs and call my parents. I miss the so much.

[David]

It's a solfer lake.

[Brady]

It's all right.

[Toledo]

Mr. Bogan's bathroom camp.

[Brady]

Oh, man. The Bogan bathroom camp. Yesterday, his lie didn't happen. No, I contained it. Like, you didn't get up in the middle of the night once and poop. Nope. And then later, well, two in the morning, once. So you did. You just flat lied about it.

[David]

I did not say I didn't get up in the middle that night. I said I did.

[Brett]

You said you held it for like.

[Brady]

Three days or something. I said you withheld out loud.

[David]

I did it one time a day. Day.

[Brady]

Then you lied. Because I started the whole thing by saying, you. I know you didn't go to the bathroom. And I said you didn't.

[David]

Not that bad. I wasn't that bad.

[Brady]

I was turning him up. So what I said was. And you guys both know it, and he's backing his lies up with lies. Was. I said, so I know you. You used to get up in the middle of the night and poop. You didn't do that. You go, I don't do that anymore. Hold up, he's restless. I'll give him his chance. I'll give him his chance. And then a few seconds later, once at 2 in the morning. So you did wake up in the middle of night and poop. Go on one time a day.

[David]

Not the issue was I would go, no regularly.

[Brady]

I asked you. I know. I said. So I said to you, the shark didn't eat, go home and go to bed and wake up in the middle of the night like he always has. And poop once. And you said, no, I don't do that anymore. And then I'm like, oh. And then a few seconds later, once at 2 in the morning, she got shocked because you got up and pooped at 2am you lied and then you. Then you came clean. I'll give you credit for that. I don't know. Clean's a good word for you at that point because you went back with rust butt into a hotel bed and then farted rust butt all over that.

[Toledo]

Poor girl and brought the vapor trail.

[Brady]

Those are just tuning in. Missed yesterday's show. Brady abducted a kid, took her across state lines, and then made her stay in his hotel room for a week.

[Toledo]

Way to go, Diddy.

[Brett]

Yeah, got a bra in the car.

[Brady]

Yeah, got a bra in the car. And that's what I said when Brady said it. Well, that's what you get when you start poontanging around with these. Show big that you lied about it. You pooped in the middle of the night and you tried to tell us that you didn't. Whatever you did.

[David]

I did not lie.

[Brady]

What did you do then?

[David]

I said, I. I went one time.

[Brady]

No, you didn't. Yes, you went one time the whole trip. That's not what I've asked.

[David]

No, one time a day, basically.

[Brady]

I know.

[David]

Using that bathroom.

[Brady]

I was shocked by that. And I said at one point, not one time in the middle of the night, did you get up and ruin the air in that room. And you said, no, I don't do that anymore. I'm like, well, that's good for you. That's an advancement. Because we had a whole conversation about it. And then afterwards, later in the conversation, and I turned to Brett and I said, that's a lie. He just said he didn't do that. And Brett goes, yep. You said, well, once at 2 in the morning, somebody got shocked. So then you did get up in the middle of the night to take poops and ruin that girl's life. That's why she's quivering and crying three days after the revival.

[Toledo]

She was sleeping through that.

[Brady]

Oh, no. She heard you in there. That was. That was the whole joke of us when I was doing that while you're dropping little tiny popcorn turds.

[Toledo]

I couldn't do that on the boat with Lisa in the room.

[David]

Oh, in your cabin.

[Brady]

Sorry, Caitlyn. And you go back to somebody. She sleeps. She cries in her sleep. Poor girl's got a lot of trauma back home. That white noise pat machine.

[David]

Turn that on.

[Brady]

You know what's great about that?

[David]

I turn the TV on.

[Brady]

That's great. When we're all morning. When we're all dead. Yeah, to cover up your fart smells. As you were denying the. Your fart sounds. The 25 years from now, we're all dead and gone, that little girl will have stories. You know, who was that girl that took me on vacation with that old lady that couldn't stop pooping in the middle of the night? Oh, that was Kirby Bogan. She's the mayor now. Yeah, her father had gastrointestinal issues. She's gonna tell a totally different story.

[David]

Gave her a good story.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's a great story. But you're like, wait.

[David]

You and your sonny disposition.

[Brady]

See, he's from Gilbert. He's from Gilbert. He learned from those good core memories for him. That's right. Got a good story. There's no stress. Everything's fine. I want to talk to Caitlin about that. Same way he told me that Laser liked you. And then when I asked. Laser. You hate him, don't you? I look at my window to see if he's out there before I leave.

[David]

Hey, one more thing. Check for $110 on that dinner. It's $55 a ticket. I invited him to a dinner, Laser. Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, this is bitterness. That came out of nowhere.

[Brett]

Here we go.

[Brady]

This came out of left field. What just happened?

[David]

Being the annoying neighbor. Oh, that's where you based it from originally.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[David]

Ah, one more thing.

[Brady]

Yeah, the guy from Extract. But it's true, evidently.

[David]

Got a couple of owners of a pet lion that are in trouble. They owned this line in Pakistan. They kept it in their backyard. It jumped over the fence and attacked a lady and two kids.

[Brady]

The owners, the.

[David]

The lions.

[Brady]

Oh, the lions.

[David]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That makes more sense.

[David]

Yeah. When I said it jumped.

[Brady]

Yeah. I was concerned about which one you were talking about. You call women it all the time. Often.

[David]

The kids are okay. The lady's okay. It kind of tackled the lady. There is a little.

[Brady]

You're just playing video.

[David]

Well, they had to. I'm sure there are some stitches involved.

[Brady]

God, who could have ever seen this coming?

[David]

And surprise, they actually didn't have a permit to own the lion.

[Brady]

Yeah, just one of those unpermitted.

[David]

There's the still shot of them looking. Oh, no, he got out.

[Brady]

It's so rare.

[David]

And the blurred out is the lion basically jumped on the back of the lady and then scuffled there for a couple of seconds and then ran further up the street and tackled two kids.

[Brady]

Jesus. Looking at this picture of the street they're on, I would lay down and let them lie and eat me. There's a spot in Pakistan I've ever seen that. I'm like, that looks good. I did a Google Maps of Pakistan. Why? Well, because I was watching a lot about Osama bin Laden. I wanted to look at Llama Llama bad and Baba Baba bad and all the cities and stuff and how they.

[David]

Tracked them down on this place.

[Brady]

Well, I didn't care. I was looking at golf courses, and there's like, one in the whole country. I'm like, that's gotta be, like, the worst clubhouse ever. And how do you swing in those clothes?

[David]

It's got to be dirt. A lot of dirt. Fairways or.

[Brady]

Well, I'm sure that it's not as maintained as you're used to. It's the one pack, I think that.

[David]

One, like in Apache Junction there.

[Brady]

Sure. Oh, well, maybe there were a few I didn't see because it was just. They were just spray painted out. But all I thought of was, like, you go into the clubhouse and there's just more giant curtains with, like, Nike On. How do you know? What's golf wear over there? Are they allowed to wear shorts and collared shirts?

[David]

It's a rule.

[Brady]

It's pretty strict with the collared shirts here. But there.

[Toledo]

Is that where VJ Singh is from?

[Brady]

That's just awful. No.

[David]

What?

[Toledo]

You know, somewhere there in this.

[Brady]

No.

[Toledo]

What do you mean no?

[Brady]

No. Just terrible. It's a terrible person.

[Toledo]

Where's he from?

[Brady]

Like India or something. But not where you sit. One of the Ahmedabads. No, India's not an Ahmedabad. India's up there. The other ones are over there.

[Toledo]

Okay, so clear now.

[Brady]

Yeah. India's part of Asia. You'd have been better off just going Pakistan. Ting dong ting. No, it's. It's east.

[Toledo]

Is it?

[Brady]

Or west. One of the two. It's just not what you're thinking. No, I'm just. I'm worried about how racist you just were. You're. You're gonna lose your card as a. You're not allowed to do that. Rachel. Matt. I was going to do a show on you tonight.

[David]

This dude is catching some heat because he and his wife or girlfriend were competing. And this was in Australia, the Sydney High Rocks event, which is a. You run a mile and then you do a fitness exercise, then run another mile. Fitness exercise. She passed out after the first mile when they went to do burpees. Burpees.

[Brady]

I hate burpees.

[David]

And he continued on the race.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[David]

Even though it was a mixed doubles competition. But he asked the officials.

[Brady]

Somebody's got to finish.

[David]

He can finish because there's still, you know, tracking. He's good pace. And the girl was out. Paramedics came out to help her.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[David]

And people lit up into what a jerk for.

[Brady]

Nope, incorrect.

[David]

She had stopping for her. Whatever the people running the event said. This story was blown out of proportion. Paramedics were there. He couldn't do any. I mean, let them do their job there to race.

[Brady]

Look.

[David]

And she said continue on.

[Brady]

Well, she was passed out. She didn't say anything. Once she woke up, he wasn't there.

[David]

They wheeled her off.

[Brady]

She's like, if he was still there. Okay, listen. If he was still there when she woke up, then he stayed. She didn't. That Rocky moment you just faked is not a thing. Win, Rocky, win. No, I think mixed. Mixed gender sports, like couple sports.

[David]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Is like sex. The dude's gonna finish. The lady enters. The dude always finishes. If the lady passes out midway through, he's still gonna finish. You asked a man to be athletic. He's not gonna quit. In the middle just because you. You didn't make the first mile. What kind of training was that?

[David]

He should have picked her up and continued.

[Brady]

He should have left her there as the lump of. The lump of carbon uselessness that she became. Almost sickness.

[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brady]

She's sitting there. We're gonna enter this race. We're gonna have fun. We're gonna. And she bails out in a. No, I'm. I'm gonna finish this. I'm gonna see what our time could have been if it wasn't for me carrying all this dead weight. It's a metaphor for his life. And you know what he did at the end? He goes, if I was free, I would. I finished this in an hour and 25 minutes. I sailed through. If I'd have waited for her, I'd be so far behind everyone else. It's his life metaphor. He's got dead weight attached to him. Sandbags. And the world wants him to pick her up. No, the other.

[David]

There's a Reddit story that this girl, her sister got married and at the. At the wedding her sister seated at the table seated her at a table with nothing but overweight people because she's a 32F. That's what she was saying.

[Brady]

What's that mean? I don't know if that's any little back and huge can. Yeah, 32.

[David]

Anyway my family rest family sitting at a different table. I met a 10 top with the biggest people in the wedding.

[Brady]

So they sat them by size.

[David]

Specifically reserved the overweight people at her wedding reception as body positivity.

[Brady]

She was saying were the other fat people upset that they had been chunked into their wedding?

[David]

I think everyone put two and two together when they sat at the table.

[Brady]

Because it Was a table for 10 and only four people fit. And all the other tables were beautiful.

[David]

The seats also had no arms on them. They were open ended.

[Brady]

It had its own speaker that just played Lizzo song. And everyone was served chicken and ozempic. Oh, there's nothing worse than wedding ozempic. It's always dry.

[David]

This girl that lives in New York.

[Brady]

Those fats take that ozempic. I got some free ozempic. Just free. No, no, you injected. No, I know, I know. I said it's. You put it in your belly, but not your way. You have to actually inject it into your stomach. I'll just put it in the meat. It's gonna get to the same place. I bet you that's happened. I bet you there's a lard ass out there somewhere that's been ejecting ozempic into their food. Just thinking, what's the difference?

[David]

This woman that lives in New York, Sydney, Charlotte is her name, Started her own business. She's a car sitter. She'll basically sit in your car for up to 90 minutes. You can just leave it there on the side of the street. You pay her 50 bucks for 90 minutes and you can go run your errands or she just drives around the parking lot. She'll move the car if it has to. Because what happens if you leave your car in that area? Yeah, you can get a 65 fine.

[Brady]

Isn't there a meter ticket?

[David]

There's not.

[Brady]

Then how do they know how long your car's been there?

[David]

Because they patrol it. You can't have your car there for. Where is this in New York city?

[Brady]

That's not real.

[Brett]

They do that around. Guaranteed rape. Kid out there going, hey, man, I watch your car. And then your car can still be here when it's. When you get back.

[Brady]

Let me just say this real quick. And I think Brett hit it first. Don't listen to Brady on this story. Somebody's trying to rob you. If there's no meter, there's no way to monitor how long the car's been there.

[David]

Big apple transplant. Basically. She was from Seattle originally and knew how some of the neighborhoods where you park on the side of the street in New York, if your car is there, it doesn't have the parking pass and it's over. Over 60 minutes, you get a 65 fine.

[Brady]

I'm finding it very odd that they wouldn't have meters. That they would rely on one person to walk up and down and just. I would. I would take that to court in a heartbeat.

[Toledo]

And he's on an hour cycle. How much ground is he covering an hour?

[Brady]

How many cars are in there? Car? Yeah. Seems like that's a robbery in progress.

[Toledo]

John's theory on the HOV links. Just pay the fine.

[Brady]

Pay the fine. It's worth it.

[David]

Or your car gets towed.

[Brady]

How much does she cost?

[David]

50 bucks.

[Brady]

And then it's 160 bucks.

[David]

And she'll just go around and basically move the car.

[Brady]

Yeah, the fine. 65 and she's 50. Pay the fine. Pay the fine. Yeah, but if you're in there for.

[David]

But if you're. If it's towed, then yeah, but they gotta call the.

[Brady]

Again, it's all your fault. If you park in a 90 minute parking zone and you stay for three hours, your car's getting towed anyway. You're the dummy. I don't know that. I think Brett's right. I think the. That little. He looks like he's either 12 or 45 and he stands outside a stage. I'll watch your car for you. I'm like, no, get away from.

[Brett]

Arnold Jackson's out there waiting with your car.

[Brady]

That's right. Gary Coleman. He occasionally appears at the by. Guaranteed rate. Oh, 100%. Give me 50 bucks. I want your car. You're gonna watch my car drive away from me is what you'll see.

[Brett]

Make sure your car is there when you get back.

[Brady]

Never give anyone money to watch your car.

[David]

We did at wow. Chicago Bulls game. This was in the early 90s.

[Brady]

What he just said, you got lucky, buddy.

[David]

Well, we talked about it before, but the guy has his block. They have.

[Brady]

No, wait. Did you park somewhere that charged you? That's different.

[David]

Park the guy. Basically, you pay him to watch the cars.

[Toledo]

His yard.

[Brady]

It's his yard on the street.

[David]

I mean, this guy basically does not say it. The. I went there with my friend who had the season tickets.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[David]

And he's like, this is my guy here. What does he do?

[Brady]

You give him your keys.

[David]

Yeah. You leave your car.

[Brett]

Well, a lot of time is you make sure your car is going to be there with all the windows intact when you get back.

[Brady]

But if you don't.

[David]

From a parking lot, just know if.

[Brett]

You don't pay around, guaranteed raid fields.

[David]

Exactly.

[Brett]

But if you pay, your car's still there.

[Brady]

It's the mob. That's not a city service.

[David]

Oh, I know.

[Brady]

No, I'm not. I'm. I'm saying you're not avoiding tickets or anything. You're avoiding that same guy that you didn't pay busting up your car.

[David]

For the territory.

[Brady]

Yeah. You're paying mob protection. Thuggery. Never pay anyone to watch your car park in a better place. Hey, man, 50 bucks I watch your.

[David]

Car with the United center at the time.

[Brady]

Oh, there's places to park in Chicago.

[David]

He just was. That's where he had always parked his car.

[Brady]

That's a risk.

[David]

Location was good.

[Brady]

I'm not giving any strangers $50 in the south side of Chicago to keep an eye on my car. That's just bad idea.

[David]

In Ireland, this 30 year old convicted drug dealer named Tony Rowe was caught selling drugs in a courtroom during his sentencing hearing. He was there dealing with a previous drug conviction when he was caught selling drugs to another convict. Who was there in the courtroom?

[Brady]

Oh, the guy was. It was conveniently placed in the court.

[David]

Like, I can make a sale here.

[Brady]

Nice. He's an entrepreneur.

[David]

What do you think the sale included marijuana and Xanax.

[Brady]

Yeah. Most of the people in a courtroom are probably, you know, customers.

[David]

He had had over 100 previous criminal convictions.

[Brady]

What did you say his name was? Corny Row.

[David]

Tony Row.

[Brady]

Oh, I thought you said Corny Row. Corny Row is a great name.

[David]

Finally, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Hormel have partnered up for a new bacon flavored cereal. You can get a six ounce bags are at Walmart starting today.

[Brady]

Do you pour milk on it?

[David]

The guy who tested it out said described it as not terrible. The taste.

[Brady]

That's not a glowing review.

[David]

That doesn't really.

[Brady]

You don't see that on a lot of signs. Welcome to the Habit Burger. Not terrible. Dip your bacon in milk this morning and then take a bite. It's probably still good, but you wouldn't want piles of it.

[David]

Yeah, it's like a sweet bacon milk and it's, you know, it's themed up with Hormel. There's actually no real bacon in it. It's bacon flavor.

[Brady]

Bacon flavor.

[Brett]

So it's like Cheetle Dust type thing cereal.

[Brady]

I don't know if it's nobody miss it. Yeah. Is it bacon flavor on top of.

[David]

Like a check square on top of the cereal?

[Brett]

Yeah, it's like Bacos on top of your bacon flavor.

[Brady]

So yeah, just pour Bacos on your Cheerios and then don't forget your diabetes shots and then put on your prosthetic foot and go to work because there's no question in my mind you're missing one.

[David]

I've got three quick radio videos. There's a theme today.

[Brady]

Okay.

[David]

Yeah, there is.

[Brady]

Oh, no. Oh, Jesus.

[David]

Disturbing.

[Brady]

What the hell is that thing? All right, Something, Dude.

[David]

A burn.

[Brady]

Why do they feed it that's not a burn victim? Might be out.

[David]

You know, or. Yeah, or definite skin condition.

[Brady]

Stop feeding that thing.

[Brett]

Phone home for Christ.

[Brady]

Does it blink it's eyes? No. Oh, sweet Jesus.

[David]

It's like film over the eyeballs.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's like something growing on this thing. It just got out of the. The Richard Dreyfus was waiting on top of Devil's Mountain for these things. Stop feeding it. Listen. Next up, eating like a bowl. This is eating a bowl of onions.

[David]

Looks like.

[Brady]

Oh God, that's awesome.

[David]

Dumplings of some sort.

[Brady]

Stop feeding.

[Brett]

I hate your algorithm.

[Brady]

Brady too.

[David]

There's more.

[Brady]

Oh, great. Good Lord, it's Groot.

[David]

Yeah, this one's posted for education.

[Brady]

A woman that looks like awareness purposes.

[David]

God bless you.

[Brady]

Some deformed Chinese thing is eating noodles or trying to.

[David]

It's a mother.

[Brady]

I guess some had sex with her and made kids.

[David]

Well, think they had sex before it all happened.

[Brady]

You're hoping so you think Maybe not.

[David]

You think this happened after sex? Hold on.

[Brady]

This is what? Sex of duty? My dad said good. Crazy. There's a debate on that. Yikes. Is there? So you're saying.

[David]

I'm not sure you're the only one debating.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're the only one in that fight. You're saying that. That someone made sweet, sweet love to that kids and then whatever happened to it happened to it. To where Its tongue shot out of its mouth a foot. That's the accident. I've. I've met people in car wrecks before. And their tongues don't get bigger. She had that before.

[David]

It's an exposed bottom jaw for some reason.

[Brady]

Okay, Something's going on. I've never seen the noodle dish.

[Byron]

Looks I'm turning up.

[Brady]

Yeah. Really? You can look at that and still want to eat.

[David]

And finally. We haven't seen it in a while.

[Brady]

Oh, it's the Stanley.

[David]

Kenny Loggins.

[Byron]

Jesus.

[Brady]

The bag of bones man with Kenny Logan's head.

[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brett]

Well, can you do this to my gun?

[Byron]

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[Brady]

All right, they're lugging Kenny's decrepit, busted up old body back.

[Brett]

This guy just dragging him up there too.

[Brady]

And he can't be breathing.

[David]

It's got to be cutting off.

[Brady]

You don't know how his body works. Moving his fingers, they're lumping up. This dude is all of a pound and a half of just useless body parts from the neck down. And he's blessed with Jesus's head. It's just the weirdest. He's limbo man. Flip him up. Where's his head? I think he's coming. Don't worry.

[David]

There he is.

[Brady]

Oh, there he is. Gorgeous. Look at. He got that hair. He just got done by. Oh, my God.

[Toledo]

It's like Paul Mitchell here.

[Brady]

I think that Jon Van Ess guy got hold of that. Look at how pretty he is. It's ridiculous. That whole body. That's the most useless human body in the history of human bodies. Stephen Hawking wouldn't trade with that guy. That is unbelievable. Who dresses it and why? Why?

[David]

I think that's his son.

[Toledo]

So you think he had sex too?

[David]

You're in a wild sex.

[Brady]

You think that guy made people. That's his son, you say?

[David]

I'm guessing.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're guessing.

[David]

I'm spitballing.

[Brady]

You think that. That thing he said, the same handler the whole time wooed a lady and made people?

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

You think?

[David]

Yep.

[Brady]

He's got strong genetic.

[David]

And then one sperm.

[Brett]

If he's got super sperm like your guy in Vegas to go with.

[Toledo]

At this point, your boy Hawking was divorced twice, right?

[Brady]

Or something? Okay, no. Stephen Hawking had an affair, which is sh.

[David]

That was it. One selfie. Trying to get that train.

[Brady]

He was loaded and he. And he actually could carry a good conversation, you know, sense of humor. Plus you could play Pac man on him. This thing is in like a 1950s wheelchair. Barely.

[Brett]

Everybody cut loose.

[Brady]

His body is a bone. Beanbag for his head and Brady's. He's a beanie baby. Probably woo the woman.

[David]

He's in the danger zone, man.

[Brady]

Yeah. Thank you. He rolls up to some lady. Can I buy you a drink? Oh, I was hoping you'd come over. And they are just beating the hell out of that guy. What's his name?

[Toledo]

Nobody.

[Brady]

Here we go. What's the name of the site? Site or the page?

[Toledo]

Farhat Rasa.

[David]

How Are you gonna find.

[Brady]

Ask him. Bray's the only one who watches this. I think this is just a look into Brady's fever dreams. His name is Kenny's page. Farhat Raza. R A Z A. Oh, there's his harem. Jesus Christ. He's in bed. Oh my God. Look at. They're all like that. Yeah, no, I think they're just making fun of.

[Brett]

Oh, okay. I was like, oh my God.

[Brady]

Three people.

[Brett]

I was gonna say maybe Brady's right.

[Brady]

Now it's just three rude pricks in his bed walking like he would if he could. They just lump him into stuff. But he's around a lot of kids. Brady might be right.

[Toledo]

He's giving piggyback rides there, John.

[Brady]

Oh, is he?

[David]

How his way?

[Brady]

You know what's crazy Toledo?

[David]

Wait, that one's.

[Brett]

No, that one there.

[Brady]

That crippled bag of bones is still a better dad than Toledo's 100%. You know what? He's present. Yeah, exactly. The best ability as a father is. The best ability as a father is availability.

[David]

Flash dance.

[Brady]

Oh, they're putting them in water. They're washing it. All right, find out if Farat Raza has kids, because if he does, I'm killing myself later.

[Brett]

I think that's them.

[Toledo]

That's got to be his family.

[Brady]

He made a whole bunch of more like him. So we passed that genome.

[Toledo]

They just all act like him.

[Brady]

Oh, they just screw around. I don't know, just mashing them into the ground. I don't know. That one might happen.

[David]

They have the condition.

[Brady]

He has like five kids and Larry can't get laid.

[David]

Watch. That.

[Brady]

Guy should write a dating book. We have incels in this country and this guy's got five kids. He's not even. People.

[David]

Kind of jumped there, didn't he?

[Brady]

No, I think he did. People are hauling him around like a backpack.

[David]

He's a life coach.

[Brady]

Well, start with yourself. Look at that mess of people. Just end it. You'd be doing him a favor by tossing him into a lake. If he swims, he deserves it. Washing him right there in the chair, look. Oh, Jesus, I'm sorry. That's him talking. It's literally just head stacked on the useless body. Look at his arm. He looks like he just got in a terrible car wreck. His limbs are everywhere. It doesn't matter. He doesn't have a right or left arm.

[David]

It's just amazing that it's not an 30. 35, maybe even older. I don't know, that long.

[Brady]

Well, they got good doctors over there.

[David]

I guess so.

[Brady]

Oh, There he is.

[David]

There he is with his.

[Brady]

Singing. Is that karaoke night War Zone? Farhat Raza. Google it. It's better than Ozempic because I'm not sponsored by Adidas.

[Toledo]

John on his little fez.

[Brady]

Adidas sent him a fast. That's right. Anything to cover him up. All right, well, Brett, I'm. I'm gonna throw up from those videos, so show me something more pure and wholesome.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady]

Than Brady making fun of God's mistakes. Okay.

[David]

This.

[Toledo]

It's got 400, 000 followers, John.

[Brady]

Yeah, because I know how can you take your eyes off.

[Brett]

And this ought to do it for you.

[Brady]

Here's the lady with a vibrator in her going yakety sax, Benny Hill style. She's very pretty. Just wait till the end. But the vibrator is causing convulsions. I think she might be having a seizure. She's naked. Is she Asian? She's Asian. Not Toledo Asian like Vijay Singh. Oh, now she's go. Oh, geez, there's a lot. Oh, we're just. Oh, she's firing out some. Some juice. She's Sunny Delight. Flying all out of her. All right, there you go. Thank you for that.

[Brett]

Well, I had to break the mood a little bit after watching.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Far Hot Raza.

[Brett]

Yeah, there we go.

[Toledo]

How you get far Hot Ross.

[Brady]

Yeah, this is how you become. He's in some sort of a weird. Oh, I think we've seen this one.

[Brett]

Yeah, I thought so. I wasn't sure if that. We've seen this one or.

[Brady]

Dude gets cut in half by some sort of weird press. Oh, there he goes. Oh, and there's Kenny logging chops him in half. And now it turned him into Brady's Videos.

[David]

Vijay Singh is from Fiji.

[Brady]

Oh, there you go.

[Brett]

Look at these morons.

[Brady]

Some sort of a cafeteria. A lot of foreigners.

[Toledo]

Kids.

[David]

Is that daycare?

[Brady]

A lot of kids. Nice floors.

[David]

Oh, he's light.

[Brady]

Oh, he's lighting fireworks inside. And he's clearing out the Indian buffet. Everybody's getting up. Oh, it's just. It's randomly. Oh, yeah. Kids in that country, they blow up so fast.

[Brett]

All right, now let's.

[Brady]

All right.

[Brett]

There we go.

[Brady]

I know. Don't.

[Brett]

I don't even know what to say about this one.

[Brady]

Oh, geez. We're in some sort of weird hospital.

[Brett]

When you're too lazy to do it yourself.

[Brady]

Oh, it's a hospital with penis pumps. And they've attached them to little bouncy machines. So the penis pump goes on to the man. He's in A hospital bed, along with all these other guys. Look at all these slobs and all these.

[Brett]

They're too lazy, that's the problem.

[Brady]

Meanwhile, yeah, Farat Raza is getting laid like crazy and he's got to wrap it up or he's going to make more of him and these guys. That was a weird, you know, human centipede room that they had that in. Okay, here's a good sized member. It's got a psycho music tied off at the base. Putting a pin through it. Putting needles into the base of a tied off penis. Oh, and now it's just bleeding and she's underneath it and it's bleeding into her mouth or some sort of siphon. And her face is covered in blood. Like so psycho. Because she is.

[Brett]

And this one.

[Brady]

I, man society, I.

[Brett]

Maybe you can do a better commentation.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Brett]

I don't know what this is.

[Brady]

Okay. Oh, Jesus. All right, there's a very zitty bottom or what is that? That's a penis attached to a woman's labia through some sort of, I guess.

[Brett]

Prince Albert or something.

[Brady]

Yeah. What? They've clamped their piercings together. She's fat. Is that a tumor? What is hanging off the side of her hip there? Oh. Oh, yeah. Now he's milking her. Oh, that's two fellas. That's two fellas tied their tips together.

[Brett]

They're docking.

[Brady]

Yeah. And the ones trying to.

[David]

Yeah, tips or lips?

[Brady]

No, I think, though, I think the other dude's just not. I don't know. There's a vibrator. I don't know what that is.

[David]

Female. You do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clap. Clamped onto her.

[Brady]

They clamped onto her. Yeah. That's what I thought at first. Was a labian. Then I started to watch this part.

[Toledo]

He's also got something in his for his skin, doesn't he?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. He's got a ton of stuff pierced up. And those are the noises that his dad made. That's it. Generational. Generational sex noise. Oh, my God. Yeah. All right, well, there's that. Thanks a lot, guys. Is that why you pierce your penis? I don't even know why people do that. To tie to other things, to latch in. Like the way trains couple. I hate everything about the planet. Hate it. Hate it. I get Tim Wilson just texted. Go send me that Kenny Loggins IG page. Never mind. Found him.

[David]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You'll know when you find it.

[David]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

If you even are thinking like, is this the guy you guys were talking about? You haven't Found it yet? You'll know.

[David]

You'll know, Farha.

[Brady]

You'll know. Farhat Raza. They have many children. How still works. The rest of them doesn't at all. And he's been gifted with boners.

[Toledo]

It's like one of them knows.

[Brady]

Look at that. Oh, yeah, he's horrified by that. Is dead. His leg is swung over his. It's behind him and over his shoulders like. Like when you put your arm around somebody.

[David]

That's the position when he's handling kids.

[Brady]

Hug him. Hug your daddy. No, don't make me. Oh, my God. I can't look at it. Kill it.

[Brett]

I don't like kids, but this is child abuse.

[Brady]

Kill it fast. Oh, good core memory for that kid right now. Oh, yeah, that. He's gonna totally. Okay, kill that. I'll write a check to kill it myself. I'll hire the hitman. Oh, my God. Just, just. Oh, the crying baby deal, too. Fox Run. Fox river socks. Those are nice. It's good because you want comfort when you're. Well, he can't walk, but just get rid of that thing. Do what's right.

[David]

Family to take care of.

[Brady]

Do what's right. And he's doing it off Instagram. I got the blue check. Oh, God, it's 8:38. There you go. We've been looking at Limbo Kenny Loggins for a long time now. He has a name. Farhad Raza. And it's going to wreck your lunch, I'll tell you that. There you go. That's your Brady report. It's 98 KUPD. Hey, it's not weird.

[David]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brady]

I have heard enough of this.