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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
07-08-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
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He's just a bit rude. 98 the Evil PT yeah, something's broken there. How you doing everybody? Good morning. It is. It's 5:45 and I'm fixing things and talking to Brett. I don't know what's going on. It's all caving. It don't have a penny to fix it evidently. And I want to thank Katiek select for that. A penny might fix it. Jam it in there. Hey, kids used to do that. Put metal in metal and then see if it doesn't light on fire. You fixed it anyway. Something broken here. We'll fix it. We'll figure it out. This is the morning sickness. How are you? My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's Toledo. And we're off and running for another glorious start to a week. And man, I got buttons that don't work. I got buttons that do work. Bear with me, people. It's like getting in an and the guy's just like, I don't have brakes. Just deal with it. We'll get there. I don't know why I made my Uber driver that racist, but I did. Come on. Cause I'm right. I mean, let's be honest. And I was just. Yeah. Speaking of that, we can't get through anything anymore without racism, right? Super Superman movie is getting so much attention just cause James Gunn, the director said it was a story about an immigrant and everybody needs to calm down. It is. And Some immigrants are awesome. So what's wrong with him? Because he comes from another planet. Definition, he came from another place, landed here. Now I don't want it to be. Look, I don't want it. This is the best thing that happened to that Superman movie because there was. I had no intention of seeing this thing at all. You watched it? No, no, no. Oh, okay. I was going to say, but now I'm interested in like, is this a ham handed attempt to like bash ICE agents or be some sort of like proponent of open borders? Make it seem like that's why they put that statement. It's brilliant. It's brilliant advertising. It's so smart. And we fall for it every time. I don't think anybody realizes that we're the dummies. Every time you scream and yell about like, ah, it's an immigrant movie. I don't want my. The politics shoved down my throat. It's. It's just, it's just press. It's. They're, they're smart. That's just so smart. And Superman was an immigrant, but the most awesome immigrant ever. He wasn't Ms. 13. He was awesome. Like if you. Look, I'm going to tell you this right now. Illegal, legal or otherwise, if we have more of those landing here in America, we're going to be in good shape. So I like that type of image. Look, Mexicans, if you guys are crossing the border with those types of skills, we'll fast track your ass to American citizens. There'll be no ice. ICE will just detain you to get you over to fill out some paperwork and make you a citizen too. Sweet. We're gonna start an army of them. But no, it's first off, it's Superman for Christ's sake. It's without question the most boring superhero of all time. That dude is boring. So is ICE gonna be rolling around with kryptonite rounds in the RARS now or what? Yeah, he's got a low rider. Clark Ken has that one button and that's it. They're making him out like, they're like everybody's freaking out like they made him a cholo. He's just Superman. He's an immigrant. He is an immigrant. He's got a dickies. What's this immigrant try and deport me? You can't catch me. That's the whole thing is he's running from ice. I don't. Now I kind of want to see it because I will laugh hysterically. If this is about Superman. Would be. Either two things would happen. Superman's like, Jesus. Two things would happen, really, if he showed up. We'd either kill him like, a medium immediately for even saying he had the powers or try to, or we would make him, like, the most powerful man on the planet and, like, give him everything. There's no in between for an immigrant like that. So when people got upset about it, I'm like, you. Everybody needs to calm down. If there's no better definition of immigrant than dude who falls from a planet that sucked and lands in America, I'm just glad we got him. He's not. You know, we can go back to so many movies. Oh, but imagine if he fell in the Middle East. If Superman's like, pod didn't land in Iowa. It landed in Afghanistan. Would he be a superhero now? Yes, he'd be a superhero, but he'd be an Afghanistan. He won, and it would be bad news. We got evil. That's what I'm saying. We want the good immigrants. That's a great thing. Yeah. We don't want him in a turbine with the S on. It would be horrifying. It wouldn't even have to, like, he'd just fly next to the planes and grab them and chuck them into buildings. We wouldn't lose any bad guys that way. It's an immigrant story, and people lost their minds. Like, yesterday, I was watching the. It was on the news, for God's sake. Like, all night. It was on MSNBC and CNN and Fox all covered that. Superman's an immigrant story. And I'm like, oh, my God. Superman's just a bad movie. It's been. They haven't gotten Superman right since the Christopher Reeve one. And you go back and watch that, and it wasn't very good. It was very. If you were 11 or 8 like I was when it came out, it was awesome. Well, the original story, his father. Yeah. On Krypton. Yeah. Was bullied. Oh, is that. Is that now in there, too? Oh, Jesus. Yeah, but nobody's bullying Marlon Brando. Come on. That's right. Come on. The movie's better. All right. Ghoul or whatever the hell. What was his name? El. Jarell. Jarell. That's Jarrell. That's right. Yeah. But I was laughing because I'm like, this is the simulation we're in. There's, like, dead bodies floating around all over Texas, and we're like, superman's an immigrant. Yuck. That top story. I'm like, what in the priority. It's better than my dad doing the news. I was telling Brady, chatting with My dad. And I'm like, hey, you live. Because he's like 20 minutes from that camp and he's in the area, it's just pouring rain. And I said, how's it going over there? And he goes, dah, this is my dad. My dad has no bedside manner when it comes to this kind of stuff. He doesn't. Just none. For instance, when my ex was in the World Trade center, he called because he knew she was there. He was, he had my dogs. In fact, he was watching my dogs for me. He goes, oh boy. You all right? I'm like, well yeah, I'm fine. I know, I'm trying. He goes, john, she's dead. Nobody makes it out of this. I'm like, oh, all right, thanks. Thank you. No, you gotta brace yourself that, that call's coming. I'm like, thanks. So I called and talked to him a little about the, we talked a little bit about the flooding in his area. It's raining like crazy, right? Oh yeah. I said, you know the, the area better. Is there any chance at all? Oh, they were camping in a riverbed. They're all dead. Like. Okay, well, thanks. More breaking news from Dan Holmberg over there. Why are they even looking? Just, they'll, they'll turn up when it dries out. Yeah, I suppose. But how's High Yellow? He's out there. He's my dad. Got him away from the high wall. Get High Yellow away from that. He's not going to be good in that. So yeah, he just, he's got no, at all, no bedside manner with this. And he kind of makes a great point. Like if you're camping in a riverbed, you're more than likely going to eventually get attacked by the river, but doesn't make it good. That's why I don't camp. And there's people on the news yesterday talking about you don't camp because of that. I don't know. I don't camp at all. I don't. River bed and stuff. Yeah, I don't. Old fashioned. I think, you know, the fact that they're even, you know, for them next to the river, that's how the water well is 27ft. But again, you know, it's risky. That's going to wash away. You're not in the, you don't have to be in the riverbed, they're on the bend. We're pretty much. Yeah. When you're banking like when you've got a place on a riverbed that's empty and you know it's dry and it's raining. You're figuring you're 10ft above. I don't like camping that close to. To the rain. Camping in the. Numerous times. It's brute. But camping in, like, on a riverbed is not smart. Like, even on the banks, it just doesn't seem smart. Like, no matter what, it just seems like you're asking for, you know what they called the place? Right. Camp Mystic Flash Flood Alley. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. Well, that's. That's not good. That's not good. Well, people live in Tornado Alley and Hurricane Alley and they've named this one, though. And you know what usually happens in those alleys? The thing they're named after. Yeah. So, yeah. Usually I don't want to be. It's the most beautiful spot. Yeah. I don't want to be less than empathetic. But this whole thing has turned into, you know, it's sad. There's people missing, 100 people are dead. Yeah. And. But the. But the bottom line is we've made it about race. There was a lady, the news yesterday said it's a racist camp. Anyway, she didn't really care. Yeah. I don't know how it worked because it was. It was a wealthy person's camp somehow, and it was mostly little white kids. So she's like, it was a white supremacist camp. Summer camp is pretty well white bread. I know. It's expensive. Toledo makes a strong reality point there is that those breakaway camps. Yeah. Are usually, you know, you get like three weeks at a wait for you to get rid of your kid. It just costs you money. Thank you. And white people love that. Sorry, that's the wrong way to put that. Yeah. Yeah. Other because Kirby went to a summer camp this year. Did she go to summer camp? Yeah, she didn't. Yeah. Because you're trying to make everybody think you're rich. And that's exactly why people think Gilbert Way. Yeah, exactly. Because the other Gilbert parents, now, they're a little bit cheaper. The church camps. You know what I always thought with people that sent their kids away, and this was when I was a young kid, like, oh, your parents don't love you. They can't wait for you to leave. They don't want anything to do with you. Forgive me. At least a week or two away from you for 24 hours a day, seven days a week. And when you come back, it'll be fine. Everybody's cheaper. But you've got the yearly commitment on Sundays at church where you're Kicking in, too. Oh, yeah. So they get you? Yeah. Where was her camp? In New Mexico. They drove her up. That's a camp. And then. Christ. Wait, you didn't spend any extra. You. Did they pay you? Look, Maryvale just went. Jesus Christ, Brady. Why just into that New Mexico camp? In a school bus? No, not a school bus. Like a. Like a awesome camp bus. I don't. Is there an awesome bus? No. No, but it wasn't a school bus. Would this run you six, seven bottles of sauce? It was. It was 20 cases. You're smiling as if you did bargain. No, it was 500 bucks. That's not bad. No. Yeah, poor people can afford that. That's not a great camp. It's okay. But you got rid of Kirby for how long? Five days. Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah. You don't want her around for five days. That's nice. If you could make it 10, you would have. For a thousand bucks, you could have stayed an extra week. She's gone every summer, you know, from high school. Her friends go. That's exactly right. And usually it's because the other parents hate their. And you gotta get rid of them. It's only. Look, we take vacations from our jobs that actually pay us, and we try to do that as often as we can. You can be three or four weeks off a year from that kid. Even if you love him, you're like, I can't do this every week. I don't want to see you every day. And if it's a divorce, oh, well, the dads win more. Dads have to stop bitching about that. The judge going, you only get to see it every two weeks. Oh, not that. This is great. Please don't make it three. Don't make it three. Josh Blue has a great joke. He's a comedian. You remember Josh. He's got palsy or whatever. I don't know what. He's got multiple sclerosis, but he's got a great job. He just got divorced from my wife and the judge gave me 50% custody. That is a hell of a lot of custody. He's like, oh, we nail that. Like, we dropped that to 25. That seems reasonable. She can have him. The rest of the time. I'm busy. But yeah, the camp thing. Fine. You send your kids off. But I was always of the idea that going off to camp was a parent's exhale. We gotta reset. And then I always thought that, you know, you should pack your boxes, try to get out of there before it comes back. But Nobody ever did that. I'm sure a few people do, but leave an empty home to go. Oh, they come back and they're like, what happened? I'm like, we liked it better without you. They're all gone. Yeah. I've never said that. Look, the Simpsons episode where they sent him to camp and Homer's hair grew back, and they were happy, and it was like they were thrilled that life was. Parents tell the truth every once in a while. They need time away. Of course they do. Those little things are horrible every day. Terrible. Terrible. But this camp that's in Texas, it's just. My God, it's just a tragic story. And we turned it into. It's a racist white supremacist camp. Some ladies like, I'm praying for them, but it's a white supremacy camp. And I'm like, would we be mad if she was right? There would be. The coverage would be. If it was true. It's just, you know, a millionaires camp. Yeah, probably. I bet you're right. Well, it kind of is. It kind of deserve it. It's sort of. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's happening. Yeah, but they would. They would have it in a hotel. When was the last time you seen a Hilton or Seasons float away? You don't. All right. Another reason I don't camp. When have you last seen a hill, Hurricanes, everything. He's not right. Like a Four Seasons that has spikes in the ground. Yeah, exactly. It's a. It's a structure and it's got room service, and that's what rich showers and. Yeah. Come on. Send their kids to shame on that camp. We spend good money. I agree. Brady was a kid, and he grew up in that environment. And I remember him telling me about that. His mom actually told me about the time she sent you to treat to help like crap camp, which was a way to train the kids to treat the lesser than better. Like, you're not gonna around soda and talk to the staff. They had to teach at an early age in Dr. Etiquette. Yeah. It's like, look, Fanny, you went to treat the staff like crab camp, and you're being nice to Leroy. He's making eggs. That's his job. Don't look him at the eye and don't talk to him, Freddy. He'll be mean to Olive. All right. We send him back to treat the staff like crap camp. They're making me a grilled cheese. Yeah. Rich people camp is different. Like, there's polo and all that stuff. Like, they're not. They're not intense. But would we be mad if it was a white suprem? Would we be sad? I guess. Well, there's a. A portion of the population would not. No, I'm sure, but I'm. That's what I'm saying. I'm sure some of those kids were racist just percentage wise. So, you know, if you're going to go on TV and start telling everybody, oh, it's a white supremacist camp, you're like, I hope all the white supremacist kids died. And they'll go like, be honest and be real. If you're going to go on TV and make that claim, say, I hope they're all dead. Be an asshole. Be a total jerk about it, but don't go on TV and say, I pray for them, but it was a white supremacist camp. Well, the whole reason you're going on TV is to say it's okay that it happened. And then you try to cushion your blow with, I'm praying for them. For what? They didn't go to Camp David Duke. Right? Nobody. There's. I don't think there's a children's white supremacy camp that people would, like, outwardly know. Like, you'd have to kind of. That's the most famous one. It would have to be whispered like, oh, we sent our kid to, you know, the camp. Oh, Silver Lake. Yeah, we did too. Our kids are gonna come back more white supremacist than ever. It's gonna be great. And white supremacy camp starts at home. If you're. If you're a good white supremacist, your kids are gonna be white supremacists. Growing up, you don't need the extra help. But even goes to show you, we got something in common with white supremacists. They don't want their kids for two weeks of summer either. It's. It's perfect. And I was a counselor for three summers at a summer camp. Why? Is this me or something? Yeah, why would you do such a blast? And you tried it again this week. You like hanging out with teenagers even now? It's just weird. Yeah. Yeah. It's just. I just don't understand why anybody would volunteer to. The only way is to try to bang the other like meatballs. You tried to bang the other counselors? I needed to speed that sentence up. Yeah. And you didn't get. Yeah, you met some counselors, but you weren't trying to get laid at camp. You were actually trying to make friends with the Team means. No, you were there. There was some intermixing every now. And counselors. With the counselors banging each other. Yeah, but that's not why you went, of course. No, no, no. There's normal counselors that went there to try to. It's just like working in a restaurant. Yeah, they're trying to bang the staff. Except for there were a whole bunch of kids hanging around there. You got a babysit? Was babysitting my ex girlfriend years ago, the Bryan Adams girl. She was a daycare camp thing. The YMCA or whatever had some sort of day camp. Yeah, Parents didn't even want their kids for the day. Give me a couple hours away. A ton of those here in this. You know, in the summer, stuff them in the pools. It was poor people camp. It was basically like $8 a. A week. And then this girl that I'm dating who was 19 would sit on a. Like she would do arts and crafts with them and then push them in the pool. And then the parents would either come and pick them up or wouldn't. There were countless amounts of times where she had to drive the kids home because the parents forgot. Need a. Because that daycare stops during the. You know, the shutter. Yeah, but it was so funny because she'd call and she'd go, we're gonna go do something like 5:30, 6 o'. Clock. She's like, I can't. Three of the kids are still here. And I'm like, what? She goes, none of her parents didn't show up. And the parents would just forget them. And I Sorry, I'm running an hour and a half later. There is no way you're forgetting. Nobody called, nobody said, I'm sorry. They just. Oops, forgot. And she would drive them home and the parents would be there like, oh, oh, yeah, come on in, Jamal. That's. I'm sorry. Daddy forgot. And she'd drop them off all the time. I thought for a while there it was to try to bang her. It's like if they didn't pick the kids. There was no repercussions to that either. You could just. Tomorrow that kid would be right back at camp. No parents got a call like today. That's not allowed at all. You forget your kids. They just sit on the curve until it got dark. And then you're like, well, I don't think they're coming. We'll see you tomorrow. You leave them out there. We do it for Little League all the time. But yeah, Jackie would drive around and tell him about me singing them songs. Yeah, Reading the poetry. I wrote this myself. She's plagiarized stuff for the kids. Have you heard this? She's doing that during arts and crafts. Yeah. Look into my eyes. I wrote this last night, kids. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. You will see. That's Brian Adams. Ma'. Am. No. Quiet down. Your parents don't love you. I have to drive you home every day. Window liquor, but. Yeah, I love that. But the camp thing, man, I'm. I'm sitting there just shaking my head. That lady had the nerve to go in. And then I started to think, john, you're falling for can't. Nobody is gonna. Nobody. Even the. Even. People who hate everything are not gonna go on TV while they're still searching for bodies and say, ah, it's a white supremacist camp. Anyway, that's a plant that's set up for ratings. And I don't know if you've seen the search, but I watched Little yesterday, and they had that Ted Cruz on there, and he was saying, because he went there, like, 10 years or I don't know. But he was standing on the sidelines there, and he's. There's kids. He said, we're looking for him. He goes, hope is still alive. And then they showed the dude searches, and there he got a rope, and the dude's just feeling the bottom of the river with his feet. That's not hopeful. There's no hope. Like, if you're hopeful, you're looking up in the trees, you're looking up. Lack of hope is looking down or feeling for things with your feet underwater. Like, there's. And that's how they found a few of them. These dudes are scrubbing the sides and feeling the bottom with their toes. Yeah, exactly. And then you kick one, and they're like, oh. But, yeah, they go on TV and say, hope's still alive. Take a look at these guys, and they're kind. No, mud. Mud, Rock. It's the mud. The debris gets staggered. Yeah, well, that's. Yeah, but we're not hopeful. If you're feeling for anything with your feet, you're not hopeful. Yeah, the one guy that's like, my brother and his family are. Are missing right now. Yeah. Still, hopefully you can look up in some trees and just hope they wandered off. But if you're looking in the water, you're not really all that hopeful. Hopeful. He's. He hasn't been treading for the last week. It's terrible. But, yeah, then I fell for it. And the news made Me fall for it. Right from the immigrant story into this is a. A horrible disaster of white supremacist stuff. And I think it's crazy Camp. American History X. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah. Camp Adolf is what. And I just like each. Yeah, I fell for it. I immediately fell for. I can't. Kids, it's time for arts and crafts. You can make a real fun hood out of your pillowcase. And it's like, what are you doing at white supremacy camp? If there was one? Like, what are the fun drills? Goose step marching. And like, what are you doing at white supremacy camp? Time for archery. All right, now you all see it out there. What is that? That's a watermelon. We're gonna fire at those. Like, oh, no. White supremacy camp is terrible. Are the girls making costumes in home EC and stuff too, or what? They got the points and the hats and make a good one. Not a good news. Terrible. What kind of white supremacist are you trying to be, young man? Your parents didn't shell out 13 grand to get rid of you for a week to have you tie a rope like that. And I fell for it. Watch the news. I'm like, that's not a real thing. This lady tried to. And I got fooled. And people are right. Superman was an undocumented alien. Yeah. When the whites came to America, we were all illegal aliens. Aliens. The natives called us white backs. I didn't know that. Is that true? Were we called that? I didn't know that. And probably accurate anyway. It's just all so silly. And we all try to, like, have these moments of recognizing how, whoa, this is bad. Like, come on. Superman's doing a great job of promoting the movie and making Fox News lose their minds and talk about it for 30 minutes. Me sit back and just say, come on. It's great. It's a great back and forth because, well, it's funny. You hear that. Immediately you think, oh, geez, they're gonna have him sign up. They might. The Ellis island. And maybe. Well, it's. It's an interesting take. But the fact. It's just very simple, that, yeah, the guy's coming from. It's an interesting take. If you did kind of have an immigrant issue, which we do. And this dude shows up and he starts blowing up cities and doing stuff like, Lex Luthor's here, too. It's like, what are we doing? Like, that's a badass immigrant. We want one of them. Those. But yeah, some people are like, you know, just send him back we don't need this. And I would be one of those if. If there were more of him coming, I'd be like, we need to make sure we don't. They're going to take over the planet. You guys don't see the writing on the wall. They're going to take our jobs. I mean, Superman's will take our jobs. I know you wiped out a building here, but you saved the world. Yeah. Fast tracking you. Okay? You get your citizenship. I'm against it. I'm against it. If he is an immigrant, I'm the one standing out there with signs saying go home. Home. Because if he's. If he. Look, if Joe Biden taught us one thing. You let one in, 20 million follow Superman gets the word back to Krypton, and there's a whole bunch. He's not the only one up there. And they all show up here. Yeah, we don't have a chance. We. We have to fight back. So we have to get rid of Superman. If. If it is an immigrant story, but he got speed track, you know, he needs to do what all the other people. You got to do it the right way. No, I don't. You're not understanding my point. Get my picket sign, Brady and get in line. You can keep. They're not welcome here. The Superman. Just get Will Smith and Goldblum together with his MacBook and he'll get rid of all the aliens. Blow up their little. Illegal or not. Mor. All of them. I want them out. Anybody with superpowers from another planet are going to get the word back to that planet that we're an easy kill. We're an easy mark. And Mork. Mork showed up. He's out. I'd kill. I'd kill Mork in a heartbeat. I would. I would. Look, I'm not allowed to use this button anymore, right? Mork is gone. The second I see Mork, I'm killing Mork. Why? He's radioing back. Remember? Every. Every week he would sit down, call Orson, tell him what's going on on Earth. And Orson's like, is it habitable? Are they strong? Oh, no, not really. They're pretty stupid. All right. We'll send more Morcs, and the next thing you know, we've got an overload of Morks, and we're not smarter than them, and they take over tough. Imagine them trades that he could do. And the speed and the strength. That's what I'm saying. We'll lose all of our jobs. Yeah. So if you want to make Superman an Immigrant story. The truth of the matter is we would not respond well to him telling us there's more of me if you want more. And at first we'd be like heck yeah. But then he. He and his people would enslave us. It's dumb to want Superman here. Shane makes a good point. Imagine Superman gator wrestling at alligator Alcatraz. Have nothing to do it. Superman that we tried Alcatraz and the guy got out and he killed like 11 gators. You don't want Superman here. It's dumb. And worst part is Superman can blend. He put on his little costume. Superman's costume is a suit and glasses. It's not the Superman outfit. That's his regular everyday stuff. Puts the glasses in the suit on. He looks just like as you wouldn't even know. There is him at the parade downtown. Don't worry, he'd be walking down central. Oh yeah, look at him. Come on. Action. Look at that. Look what he's trying to pick up on. Margot Kidder, please. Well, that was in those days. He's got Rachel Bresnahan or whatever now. It's still not great, but it's good. Superman, Superman. Amy Adams. Yeah, that was the other one that was. Nobody watched. And then the new one is Rachel Bresnahan or whatever her name is from Marvelous Maisel. Either way, Superman has simple tastes. He comes here, he takes. Good lord, listen to what I'm saying. And comes here and takes your average white lady, beds her. And you think we're not gonna respond to that real well if our chicks are cheating with the Superman and his brothers. 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Well, it sounds like MMP Guns is committed to providing the customers with possible service and selection. That's a fact. You can visit us at the store at the northeast corner of 12th Street Indian School or online at M&P Guns.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. But no, I won't hear an argument. The parents adopted him. Wow. I mean so not technically, not legally, not like through paperwork because you have to find, you know, you can't just. I mean you can't have a kid shot over from Russia, land in your yard and legally keep it. My gaff, There's a lot of paper. Much of a backstory on. Hell, let's just. We'll just raise it. I just found him on the farm. It was the 50s. You find a kid, you keep a kid. Blaze through my field. Look, I'll tell you this. Superman showed up a little darker. Uncle Owen and aunt, whatever they were was the same ones as Star Wars. I forgot. I don't know which ones found them. But Uncle O and Aunt Brew find a baby of color in Iowa in the 50s, they probably wouldn't have raised it because the 80s or 90s, if he was a left hander, that kept him because he'd be a major league pitcher. Oh man. Imagine that. Make him a sports hero. Why is he out there? Randy Johnson got nothing on that. And he'd have to temper it. You can't throw over 113. We can't figure it out. I know you can, but don't. It's illegal to throw it that fast. That's a ball ball. If it breaks the 110 barrier. It's automatically a ball no matter where the catchers hate it. This immigrant story thing's taken hold. It's gotten. People have lost their minds. Lost their minds. And I laugh hysterically because I know how we react. And I'm one of them. Deport the Superman. Was he the only one left after the planet blew up? Yeah. Then how did jael keep talking to him? I think it was a ghost. Well, they had. Then he's also a delusional lunatic. He made some tapes for him, basically. All those crystals that he put in there. Yeah, that's right into his little machine. Because he did. He packed up a VCR from crypto. Yeah. But the one guy. There was another survivor who ended up being sent away and he broke out. Was a bizarro Superman. No. Oh, was it those three in the bondage outfit? It. See, now Brett's watching a different superman than me. No. You got a lot of homosexuals and bondage. Look at those dudes and chick. I'm pulling them up. So you're saying it's not only an immigrant story, it's also a gay rights. This is one of the first ones. Wow. The chick, the giant guy, and the. The. They. They were put in prison. You're the only one who saw it. And you're the worst one at describing it there's been. So it's Superman 2, I think, isn't it? I don't know. You're the one explaining it. That's why we're struggling. It's all coming back. It. Chicken. The giant guy and the bondage people. It does sound like a gay movie, I'm telling you. Anyway, Superman's my least favorite of all the superheroes because he's just. He messes stuff up more than he does good. And he's just such a pansy. Girl's kind of hot in the bondage outfit. No, she's not. Look, Superman too. Oh, yeah. She's not. Come on. Jesus. She's a lesbian. I'm telling you, this is. I didn't realize how gay Superman was when I was a kid. They're all wearing leather. Why? This is an indoctrination movie. No wonder we had such a rise in gay behavior after the 80s. It. That's who I'm thinking of. The. The new. It's general Zod, I think. All right, either way. I don't know. I need you to stay awake through all the superman movies. Cuz you slept at the one I was with you at me and you and Chuck went. Is that the Good one. Chuck went to sleep, and Brady was nestled in his own Neck for 24.5minutes. I was the only one watching, like, Big Bird and he has no neck. Watch him in a movie. Go to a movie with Brady. That was the Superman versus Batman. No, no, no, that was you. And me and Chuck Artig went to go see the Superman with the. The new one that came out. The guy was kind of doing a Christopher Reeves impression. It wasn't bad. Forgot his name. Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill. And I looked over, and Chuck Artig's looking at me because Brady, he literally. No kidding. Like a bird has no neck. Neck. So when he got. It was a daytime too. So that wasn't happening. And his head just kind of went into his shoulders and he did this little shake and then his head was out. And Brady's doing the little. This is pre CPAP days where he couldn't breathe when even he was awake started to happen. He's asleep. And I'm like, I know Chuck. Five seconds later, Chuck's out like a light. I'm the only one in the theater awake. And I. And I was envious because the movie was horrible. Horrible. But immigrants, though, all lost their mind. We'd kill him. Oh, that's. I didn't know this. That HBO and Cinemax have a cartoon based on the premise that if Superman landed in Russia, say we are lucky land. In n. That's. That makes it some all American story. He lands in Russia. It's a different. It's a different deal to appreciate that. Yeah. Good thing he landed with Owen and Beru because he got into the right hands. And then his. Was it Obi Wan Raw Gel. Nerds, Help me out here. His mom, Diane Lane, now, that was. That was pretty hot. Diane Lane was pretty. And then it was. Cliff Richards was the. Somehow Kevin Costner was cost. Oh, that was. That one. Was Diane Lane the mom in that one? Because Cliff was the. It was Christopher Reeve's dad or Uncle Beru. Costner was in Superman. He was in the newer one. Say, was he De Niro now? Yeah, I'll do that. Built a field, too. Amazing. Superman comes down here and starts hosing. Our women were doomed because I'm pretty sure that would be blacked.com on steroids. Willing to bet even Obama would be scared of that python and think of the things he's seen. Big Mike would even be jealous. Yeah, that's right. Superman's probably carrying a hog. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We wouldn't. We would not be pleasant with Superman. We Would try to kill him. And I think that's what the movie's about. And that's. That's an immigrant story. Gene Hackman felt the same way. That's right. Well, he was Lex Luthor. He was the bad guy. He had powers too. I don't know where he's from. Where's he from? He's an earthling. He's not an earthling. Because he used to do that thing where he'd go and blow and then like hurricane force winds would come out of. Oh, that was. That was one of the General Zod. The vill guys. Oh, yeah. So Lex Luthor was in control of a dude. Time out. Sons. Yeah. So who came from the same planet General Zod came from? Krypton. He. He was. And Krypton. And they put the lesbian him and the giant man in the prison. And Lex Luthor. Prison broke. They got out all right. That's why Lex Luthor was just a businessman. Yeah. Who managed to corral these people. Yes. Horse. He's a genius. He's a genius. But this dude could make a hurricane with his little pursed lips. No, he didn't. No, that was. No, that's what I'm saying. He could have just gotten rid of Lex Luthor. He was an idiot. He was like Mongo. And this is. It's all because. Remember they got stuck in that mirror and then floated away. That's right. Yeah. That's where they put him back in. That were in jail there. Yeah. And they started to float out. Yeah. And then like just general donut shop owner Lex Luthor was still in. Out because it was hit by a meteorite or something. We're worried about it being an immigrant story and getting upset about it. And you two are talking about it this way. Go yourselves, America. Boy, this movie really did suck. Now that just a movie and we're making it out. Yeah. See what happens? You want them out just like you're saying I want the criminals. Of course you deport them. If we could. If we could jam illegal Mexicans into mirrors and shoot them out into the atmosphere, you think we wouldn't do it? It. Come on. But yesterday, there I am. I'm watching the. The damn news and six, seven stories about, you know, political blah, blah like. Are you paying attention to what you're talking about? It's goddamn Superman. It doesn't matter. No, it does too. I want to go to the movies and enjoy the reality of. I don't want that shoved down my throat. I hope he crosses the border at Del Rio to get into America and then is found by Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. I think that would be awesome. And I know before you email me, I'm confusing it all, but I'm doing it on purpose for a point that it doesn't matter. But yeah, it stirred it up, man. This morning, Yahoo had the story. Local news, Superman's an immigrant story. Backlash to director James Gunnar. Like backlash. Who cares? Who's that upset about living? That one statement just explodes. Oh, and the better part is there'll be people talking about this this week. I ain't going to that Superman movie. Some immigrant story. I. I hate Mexicans so much. I won't watch Superman. What does that have to do with it? You know what I'm talking about. I don't. I guess it's okay. I mean, if. If there's a scene where he's walking in with a super pulse. Sweeney Cowboy. Oh, man. If they made him Mexican. And again, we've had Casalander. Oh, my God. If the. I imagine the backlash still. We always act like because we're white, we don't feel it. But if they made Superman black for one movie. People remember they tried to turn James Bond black and now he is. But that was a 15 year fight to say maybe we just get a black. And Idris Elba could do it. And they're like, oh, my God, people lost their mind. The Harry Potter world is very upset. Why? Because the new TV series, the Harry Potter Dumbledore. I. I believe Dumbledore's a black guy. Yeah. All right. I don't even know what it is. I don't know what a Dumbledore was before. What are they saying? Black people can't be professors at wizard school? I guess so we suck across the board. We just. But there were there black students in the Harry Potter movies? Well, sure, but they weren't. I mean, they're scholarship. That's D.E.I. brady. You're not. Yeah, there's D.E.I. oh, yeah. It had to. Old wizard. No, Harry Potter. We've moved on. Okay, Please. I mean, every white guy knows. That was a. That was. They were busing them into wizard school. We suck as a society. We absolutely suck because we make. We lose our minds over this. It's not news. But I laughed at it. And so it became reality to me. And I'm sorry for everybody who is on the other side. I just don't want. I don't want my movies to be political statements either, but this one kind of fits. So Rin's an immigrant so the guy. I think the guy was basically saying. And look, this is the same guy who was texting like child porn to people 15 years ago. We get over things pretty fast. Like the director was. I don't know what his. His cancellation was, but the dude almost got BO booted. Wasn't he on Guardians of the Galaxy or something? He started to send like dirty jokes about kids to co workers. Yeah, James Gunn. Yeah, he got in trouble for kids stuff. He's all right now. So we'll get over. Is that. What are you looking at here? Those are the. There they are. In prison. Oh, those are the three Mindless Aberration whose only means. Hold on, that's Marlon Brando. Is he not dead? He was the original. No, I know that, but I thought he died when the planet was blew up. Well, they're still on the planet. If the planet blew up. No, they haven't bounced them yet. Oh, this is before. This is their parole hearing. It's a prequel. The Planet. See the judges in the background? Yeah, it's pretty awesome, Brady. Like that short haired boy girl. See, I told you. Look, they're straight out of the parade. This is pretty gay. The costuming is definitely leather and everything. And charged with maintaining the defense of the planet Crypt itself. That's right. If this was a porn, I'd click off of it because I'm like, that guy's clearly gay. Bad things are about to happen. Oh, yeah, this is gay. Look at that. That mustache and everything. Well, don't tell. Break out in the dance. Don't tell the crazy people who can't hear it's an immigrant story that it's gay too, because. Oh, it's hilarious. Yeah, I gotta see that. So don't forget the horror movie a few years ago, Brightburn, where child Superman ended up being evil. Yeah, it bounced our way. I think we should celebrate immigrants like Superman. Couple four. Sure. Celebrate away for one. The second he sends back word to his planet and more of them show up, we're in trouble. So Superman in moderation. You don't want to flood across the border of Superman. We'll lose our jobs and we'll lose our white ladies. We learned this lesson as scared European immigrants. We all know that the immigrants of color will steal our white ladies. Love them. That's our biggest fear. Black.com is more of a cautionary tale than it is a fun thing to watch. We're scared of it. We don't know why. It's inbred in us. And mostly inbred is the word. You want to focus there? Let's get a wake up song and stop worrying about stuff like this. You give it to us good and strong. 585 9, 800 and we'll scream it together. It's 98. KUPD. Wake up. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98, can you repeat Homer's morning sickness? You gotta get up to here and make you laugh until you peel. They might make you come undone. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John Bretton Brady and Big Dick Toledo. They call us Hobbs but we are not worth miles to nowhere. They speak on controversy. Who's bobbing? Johnny Snob. They think Dua Lipa's great for the faint of heart. They're not. Homer's morning sickness. Gotta get up to hear it. Makes em laugh, makes em cry. In all seriousness and fun. Make your cockried with the sun. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. Ha ha. But that's a prereq. They own the mornings airing over like a blue pill. They're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it closed home. Where's morning sickness? You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you spew. Wipe you off when they are done. Make your cock rise with the sun. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up. Yeah. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big red radio's got you time. Incredible. Thank you, Katie and the Hobbs it is 6:48. That's miles to nowhere, everybody. By the way, my paper there. Speaking of Katie Hobbs, Governor Hobbs very happy that Governor Hobbs was the one yesterday who pointed out. And if you remember, it was like a month ago, a little less. We had the guy from the Humane Society come in here and tell us that we had to get that bill passed for, you know, the rights of animals and things like that and make sure that we don't have any more hoarding situations and just the basic kind of upgrade of a law we didn't have. Well, it finally happened and everybody that was emailing oh, your buddy lost me when he mentioned right, left and other. It was a Republican bill and it was being blocked by one Republican that was trying to get another guy. That was the inter workings of politics. He was trying to get one guy to do something for him and he wouldn't allow this bill to get voted on until that got done. So once they kind of do me a favor. Yeah, but I'll tell you this. I got emails from, from the Humane Society folks and they said that with all the emails that they got from people like you guys, that when we had that guy on and said just, just tell the guy, put it to a vote. It may lose. We're not being, you know, like make it. Just allow it to be voted on. It wasn't being. It passed like overwhelmingly. There wasn't anybody left or right in this thing. It just, just. It basically covered that you have to have adequate treatment of your pet at home because we can't afford to have that. That was out in Chandler. Do what she did again. We've had a couple incidents at that same address since then, cuz the laws weren't clear enough. So now they are. Like Julie says, the bill passed. Yay for the Humane Society. Great job for putting the word out and organizing the ghouls to write. It worked. And Katie Hobbs did say something that I finally agree with Julie. Well, there you go. See, it wasn't a. And I. You can't do that kind of stuff in the modern era because once you say, well, the Republicans, I'm out like half. You lose half the audience. You're like, oh, that's against my. I have to stay in my tribe. But this was one of those where you're just like, just listen and hear it out. Hopefully you can understand where it came from. But it happened. Celebrate 200 Victory Tour. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Meow, meow. Hi, Pet. Do you have any pets? Yeah. You want another one? You got one of mine for him? I've got a pussy you could pet. Oh, damn. Yeah. Hi, everybody. Sit. Katie. Yeah. So I saw you with your Irish wolfhound yesterday, Brett, our Irish wolfhound. I don't have one of those. I think you do. What? There's pictures on the Instagram of you and big, giant, ugly gray dog. Wait a minute. I don't remember. Wait a minute. And you had your arm around. It was on the back of your motorcycle. It's awesome that you trained it to do that. It's cute. It's a mascot at some bar and it's like a Shar Pei or something. His face is all black. I think you called it Meffi. Mafia. Mafia. Mathia Matthia. Yeah. Oh, that's it. I don't know how to pronounce illegal immigrants names. I'm not for this ice thing. But I'll get her deported. Oh, yeah. My pussy. I'm talking about the pussy. Oh, okay. All right. Jeez. These Fred's dollars are dirty. She's blushing. Grady. Oh, my God, I'm flushed. Am I? Pussy brat. Yes. You wanna see it? Sure. First name, huh? Anyway. Hi, Brad. Could you tell your dad to be quiet while we talk? Anyway, shake. Okay. Parkinson's will help you shake soon, I hope. Thank you, Brad. I'm glad you like that joke. It was a good one. You get a treat for the Brady. I'm talking. So. My pussy. You know, if you want to see it, I have to warn you. Yeah. It's not regular pussy. Really? No. Most. Most of them. Is it short hair or long haired? Oh, it's groomed. Egyptian. No, it's not Egyptian. Anyway. Oh, Brady, look. There's pizza all over the floor in the hallway. Clean it up. Girl should. Anyways, tell them. Brett, about my. Yeah, it's different than the other ones because most of them don't like water, but mine's always wet. Oh, wow. Yeah. I should pet him. And he needs water. My needs water, and that's in the new bill. You can't. You have to have adequate water for my. To keep it wet. You got to keep it. Keep my. Yeah. Oh, God. I just made eye contact with gr. Let's go for a walk. Yeah, let's go for a walk. Off a fairy. You got zoomies? No, I don't have zoomies. We're good. Your wheelchair somewhere near here. Shouldn't we get you out? Get you in the grooming appointment? I got a grooming appointment. All right. You want to brush it up? It's all matted. What? Slept on it funny. Yeah. Anyway. All right, well, congratulations, Arizona. You did a good job. Thank you, Pete. People. Governor Hobbs very happy with you for voting. I open us vote for that bill. And I hope Brett's dog, clearly old and on its last legs, is gonna be dead soon. And then you'll need a new pet. Maybe you'll go with. I felt bad because clearly had a stroke. You're just such an angel, Brad, because you take care of that. Thank you. Big ugly beast. I'm leaving. Everybody. Song. Get the stick. Get the stick. Wow. All right. She left. I didn't know. When'd you get an Irish Wolf found. I didn't know you had. I don't have social media, so I don't see your post. It's interesting but good. We passed that bill. Governor Hobbs signed it and it made me happy because it kind of blurred the lines of tribalism and made everybody go, ah, this is the right thing to do. And that's rare in these days. I liked it. I liked that whole let's do it right, you know, for a change. For a change. Nova. But we did. When that guy was in here talking about the main site, he did mention. He goes, it got blocked. I forget. We brought up Charlie Kirk and then lost all the Charlie Kirk fans and lost all the. Right. When he said, well, Charlie Kirk said a thing once on his PO and he brought up all Charlie Kirk did. Because I went back and listened later because the person sent me a clip. All he did was bring up the question, does this affect the ranchers? Because it can be a problem. He wasn't wrong. Something in this about this. Yeah. Is this gonna mess with ranches? Does this make it so we have to have adequate stuff? And now we got. Got a thousand head of cattle. You got a. You know, is this going to make it tougher for them? And that's all he brought up. And then the guy who was here was saying, Charlie Kirk kind of, oh, if Charlie Kirk's blocking, it's because it's a. It's a lib cook. They're trying to make your pets gay. And I'm like, no. But everybody saw it, so it's good. So I'm happy. And this is a society that I'm not always proud of. I'm part of it. I do dumb stuff too. But when I saw yesterday that there was two girls and they called them Gen Z Diners. What? Gen Z Diners, which is just people who are dumb and young and they get to dinner. They were shocked by their bill and they got 90 million views on Instagram filming their bill going, we just had lunch for 160 bucks. Wow. Cuz they didn't understand that next to. I guess it was lobster or something where the price goes. It said mkt. Yeah. They thought that meant marked down. Oops. Oops. How hot were they? Not very well. What? But here's the crazy part. They're proud that they got 90 million hits. So no matter how it happened. And they don't realize. Jackpot. They don't realize it's because they're dumb. By any means necessary. Malcolm X is spinning in his Grave. Because by any means necessary has turned into get attention. Even if people. Even if it's like you're covered in shame and ridicule. Smile and slap high fives. When you're so stupid that people pay attention to you as 160 bucks for their bill. When the bill came, they're like, what? We had a salad and some crab leg. Yeah, the crab legs were like $90. What? They got 19 million views. A girl named Arabella Manoid. 20 years old and her. It was her sister's whatever. And they went, arabella Manoid. That's right. She's already annoying. Gilbert kid who's got some special name. And it's not. Yeah, it's just an annoying name. Just name your kids good names. And they shared their shock online. Got 19 million views at a place called Moonrakers, which I didn't know that. Seems like a pretty good idea to have Bond themed restaurants, but I don't think it is. And it gets. Sit in that G Force machine Moonraker hat and spin and eat. That would be great. Jaws serves you anyway. She goes, we didn't know what MKT meant. Now we know. That's adorable. It's 100. No, it isn't. It's dumb. You're dumb. And they call them Gen Z Diners. 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And if you're just too stupid to understand what market pricing is, that can be universal. But let's not hand off the and so they're saying it's, wait till I see a restaurant that has no Gen Z Diners. Yeah, because they don't understand. I will go there. The price. I would too. Although, call Charles up to start a new restaurant. You know what? Aftermath. Yes. You know, 25 plus. Yes. Born and bred. Plus they could just do a Gen Z diner menu so it has all the prices done. How about. Well, that's what these girls are saying. You can't have it without the price. Like they're trying to make it seem like our this dumb older generation doesn't put the price. Well. Yeah, because the price changes every day. It's market price. It should be a fair price for everyone. All right, you're a little social. Let's calm down. Market price has been around forever and you avoid it like the plague if you're smart. Because it's never good. They never come back. No, market price is a dollar today. It's always bad. Does it sell more with MKT on it rather than the price? I think, you know, it's like. Because it's basically saying, yeah, mkt, it's not for you. You can't afford. What it says to me is, money is no object. Yeah. So it's great for a date because if you're a dude, you're trying to impress a chick, you know, I gotta just stay at the lobster. Wow. MKT they used to not put prices on the ladies menus. This isn't that long ago. But they give the man a menu and then the lady the menu. Because it was pretty much standard before men became pussy, that the dude was gonna pay for everything. Ladies, you fought that and I don't know why the you did. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. We'll pay our own way. Like, okay, that's. Christ, you morons. Again, I always go back to it. Women actually fought the phrase, no woman of mine is gonna work. They fought it. They fought hard. Started burning their clothes up. Maybe those dumb broads that had said mgk, oh my God, oh my God, Machine Gully is gonna come out with that order. So they got upset and they're. And they're upset by it because they think it's a trick against them. Market price is never good. If you see it and you're on a budget, you can't afford it. Brady's right. If you're worried about the bill at all, if you're in girl lunch. If you're splitting the bill, nobody can go. MKT girls can't have an iced tea and an alcoholic beverage without there being a fight. When the bill comes, you just hit had an iced tea, I spent 2.95. You spent $7. Why am I paying for her drinks? Like oh my God, just put the card down. It'll even out later. You cheap bastards. My wife does that when she goes out with girls and they're all sitting there. She's like, I'll just pay for it. If anyone reaches for the bill and looks for it, I put my card down like I got it. Well, I'm just see. No, no, no, I got it. We didn't go out here to, you know, argue afterwards. But MKT is not for you if you don't know. On a menu, very rarely is it like reveal the prize. Usually you're going to get screwed if there's no price on it. It's cuz they don't know and it's high and they don't want to put it on there. Cuz today it might be 150 bucks. I've never been to a seafood place where like market price is pretty low today. It's never happened. How's the market looking? How's the market looking on the lobster? Pretty low. We got some, got some real screwed up lobsters back there there. We're gonna 12 bucks, 15 bucks. I'm like, my God, yes. Hit it. What are we Red Lobster prices now? You know who never did that though? And you know how it's a scam. Red Lobster never had market price. They had a price for their lobsters. They worked in mass. Now they might have done the ones in the tank for a little while. Red Lobster, they've got their, they're not gonna all of a sudden start. They've got their standard lobster that has a price. Yeah, but, but that's it. So you know lobsters can be corralled in the price department. If Red Lobster could do it, so could these other places. But market price is more of a game. So dudes can impress chicks. That's really all it is. Once they started putting prices on women's menus, MKT and she'd see it and she'd have. A good woman would think twice about ordering it. A bitch gets it. And it used to be a test for men when they put prices on menus. You know this get there and she orders the lobster. It's like bitch went lobster on the first date. That's market price. I don't even know how much that cost. And she didn't care. I think it means mark town. There it is. What Brett just said. Better be giving it up if you're Going for that lobster on the first date. I better get to groom. Yeah, yeah. If you go MKT on me right off the bat. Goddamn right. That could be the new code. Oh, it's been a code forever. Yeah. If a girl goes MKT on the first date, she is not worthy of your time. Unless giving it up. She's knobbing you in the car, in the way home with. With the buttermilk biscuit breath. Those Chesapeake Bay biscuits. She better smell a little bit like Cheddar Bay. Yeah, the mouth better smell a little bit more like a. Like a hatchery than the lower half. That's all I'm saying. If you're gonna go market price on first day, you go market price and hold off. That's the last lobster bisque you're getting out of me. Peace out. It was a test. It always has been. But now they're still saying. But they got 19 million views, so they're thrilled. They're getting all this attention. I'm like, you got attention because you're stupid. And I guess that's pretty okay. It used to be you get attention for prideful things and, like, be happy and your family be like, look at her. She's a. She's a protege. She's amazing. The future of the country. And now you're just the future. That's it. That's all you are. I didn't know what market price was, so we ordered it anyway. You didn't ask any questions. We thought markdown. From what? Dumbass? It could have been marked down from a million. Hubbard Broadcasting could have been doing the pricing. You don't know what the number is. They just pull them out of the sky and throw them at people. Like, what do you think? Just put it on the card. They just turned 18 or 19, and it's the first time they could order outside of the kids menu. Kids don't order off the menu when they're 18. Sheltered the whole time. Their parents would take care of everything, so they never knew. She's 20. She went out by herself. Yep. But of course, she got to Instagram first. So we live in that society where they're that dumb. And now they're gonna have to put dummy menus out for market pricing again. Ask. Just ask. That's it. Oh, my God. Goodness. My friend just texted me that he won $23,000 in the slot machine. Hey, nice job. Nice local. Yeah, he's from Morocco. That'll help because he's a terrible real estate agent, so he's been struggling. That's awesome. Good for you. Thanks for that. Early morning bump. Looks like he's not going to work now. He can afford market pricing now, which is pretty solid. Good for you, Dr. Jordan. Anyway. And also we could celebrate today because it's the end of the ridiculous, ridiculous shoes off at the airport. We're done with it. It never. Quietly. It never mattered. Unless you don't have a travel id Then you're gonna have to take it. I don't have a travel id. You're gonna be taking them off. No, I'm not. I'll just be like, we're good. Now get on the planet. We're good. This is my id. It's the same ID without a star that I would have. With a star. It has nothing to do. I just didn't give. I didn't take the time to go over to the DMV like some sort of sheep. My ID is the same as it was before. Madonna was excited about that this morning. Oh, the sho. Here's the reason why. Shoes off staying on at the airport. Combat boots off is great a time some people wore boots with laces and stuff. But what it did that was worse was create discount airlines because people would now get on planes in flip flops or shoes that slipped on and off real easy. And you got to see people's feet. Feet on the plane. Nothing but Circle K feed. Exactly. And it created that nine dollar flights with people who wore flip flops on planes because. And I didn't blame them. I don't want to sit there and take my shoes off and have to. It's a pain in the ass. So they wore flip flops. Thanks. Richard Reed. Yeah. Richard Reed was the problem. The shoe bomber back. He's the only one. And he didn't even do it right. The plane landed, kind of pumped a little noise and it was, we're good. And then they made us take our shoes off from there on. And nothing, zero, absolutely zero wins in the shoes off thing. Zero. And that's what I've never understood. Right down to the ID with the star on it. The only people that are going to comply to that first are the bad guys. Once you start saying, all right, an actual announcement, you're gonna have to have your shoes inspected before you get in the plane. Well, then we're not gonna put them in our shoes. That's the only place you're looking. That's. We're real thorough about the shoot thing because we missed one. Okay. So the only people that were gonna comply to shoe bomber stuff Were the. Were the bad guys. They were gonna find a different spot for it. If you keep trying to stop what happened before, they've already done it, so they're not gonna do it again. Again. So, yeah, taking our shoes off was a zero sum win none. And some people will argue, well, once we did it. That's why nobody ever. Nobody was ever gonna put bombs in their shoes ever again. That was a one off, and we had to suck it up for safety. Next up, maybe the liquid. Liquid rule. I hope so. Yeah. Because, you know, I've never traveled with that. Have you? I've never once traveled with liquid. I just get it there. Wherever I'm going. We'll have what I. I'm looking for. What. What am I dying to bring with me? Yeah, I guess it's if your toothpaste tube is too big. Right. Shampoo. Right. They don't have that where you're going. Oh, no, they. They always have it. Yeah. So I never understood what a lot of people like, oh, I've got it. If I have it and I haven't used it, why can't I just take. You know what those people are called? Cheap pricks. Market cheap pricks. Yeah. People can't afford market pricing because if you're toting giant tubes of toothpaste from here to there, but you're flying where you're going, the airport will probably have what you need. It's a little pricey, but I've never. I know ladies have, like, lotions and buckets of things, but just, you know, pull back a little bit. You can fix yourself up wherever we're going. And go to the Walgreens. I'm gonna go to a Sephora and get, like, 40 pounds of it. No, you don't. You don't need. Need any of that. When you travel with Megan, does she have to check luggage because she's got all that stuff? Not because of that stuff. Okay. Shoes and everything else. No. Terrible packer. That's all it comes down to. I've exited that completely. Like, I just go in there and see two suitcases on a bed for a weekend, and you're like, no, I'm not even gonna argue with you. I don't know what's going in half of those. And the worst thing is that thing. You hear that zipper? Oh, my God. I forgot, like, half my stuff. I'm like, you brought half your stuff? So there's nothing left in the closet. What else is there to bring? Countless amounts of times the zipper opens. I forgot all my Makeup. What's in that other bag? My makeup bag. What's in it? I don't know. Ah, nothing. Like what? You just brought an empty bag? No, it's just. She just scooped off the counter into the thing and none of it's useful. Just buy it there. I've never understood that one. That one all the time. What if I forget? Just buy it. They're going to have it where we're going. It's. Yeah, it's not like we're. I forgot to pack socks one time. I just went and bought socks. Okay. Big deal. Oh, I've been in hotel rooms where there's been tears because there's no. Like, there's a brush missing. Oh, no. Like. All right. I'm going to go to the casin. Most of the time. It's. That's a safe phrase for me. I'm going to go to the casino now. Where am I going to get a brush in Las Vegas at 2 in the morning? Everybody wear CVS right over there. Yeah, I can see it out the window. Brushes. $2. They're not good brushes. All right, I guess you're. I guess you're doomed. So you stay here and do whatever. Ball cap. Shut up. I'll be. I'll be down in the. I'll be in the casino. Bandana. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Any here's. I don't know. Here's a hijab. Put this on. It's going to. You know, that's the one time I wish I dated a girl from the Middle East. Put this on. We don't have to worry about any of your lotions or creams or makeup. Just. Just wrap up. True. They can probably carry on. Those broads are the best travelers on the planet now. I don't want to sit next to him on a plane. I'm not gonna lie. No, no. You probably. Or curry. Okay. And she probably says the same about me. Oh, I smell like hamburger meat all the time. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise and hamburger meat. Yeah. I don't like it either. But if you dated one and she's like, where are we going? And I'm like, sin City. Would you lose her mind for a second? I'm like, no, no, Calm down. It's gonna be fun. And then she just gets on the plane in her curtains. Did you bring a bag? No. For what? I'm like, you're right. You wear the same thing every day. You're great. Do you need any makeup? For what? I guess that's true too. Eyeshadow. Sometimes you want to look like Jasmine in the there. No. Okay. And then you say, can I run my fingers through your hair? And then you touch her lip. It's mean, but it's true. Yeah, that's. I never thought of that. That's. There's a benefits to dating a chick from, like, a hardcore. I never thought of that either. You can't go to Vegas with her, though. She won't go. She'd be kind of a drag once you guys out there, so she's against gambling and fun. Fine. Stay in the room. Yeah, I'm fine with that. It's. She's becoming more and more of a dream by the second. She's just a pair of eyes rethinking my choices. Pair of eyes that occasionally pop out from behind those curtains. And traveling's easy. Do you have anything to check? Nope. Although I think I'd rather travel with Megan's two bags than Hollywood. Holla. Because airport security is still gonna be tough. I don't have any bags. All right, all right. Over here, we're gonna search. Too many delays. Yeah, you'd cause a lot of delays. I am wearing sandals. I am showing my horse feet. Nah, I'm still gonna go through the whole shebang here. No bags. That's suspicious. Yeah, she wouldn't be fine. Oh, yeah. Now that I'm thinking about it. Oh, you're gonna have to go through customs. But we live here. Yeah, you think about it. You gotta get around through the international gates. Even though you flew from Phoenix to Vegas. Let's just walk you around once, Shaker, see if anything falls out. Yeah, now that I think about it, it would suck. The airport would be actually worse. Although, in principle, no bags, no makeup, no none of that. I think he'd breeze right through Sky Harbor. But you're not gonna. We've flown all, you know, up to Vegas and stuff like that. Everybody's got to carry on. They're done. Yeah. Oh, I fly up there with. With the. With Matthiah. Yeah. Good old what's her name? And. Oh, my God. It's like, we gotta check bags. We gotta do this. Somebody. Christ. There's nothing worse than the McCarron luggage. JSX. No more of that. Oh, I know. It's hoping it shows up. Yeah. Oh. Oh, man. But lost luggage from here to Vegas is like, if that doesn't. If. If your luggage doesn't make it to Vegas, it's. You just had a bad reason. You're off to a bad start. Don't gamble at that Point just wander up. But you're only there for two days. There's been times in Vegas that I've actually worn the same clothes every day. And I've got clothes I bring with me. They just double up. Then I'm. No, I just like. Ah. I'll put this back on. Nothing bad happened last night. Only asleep for three hours maybe. Yeah. You go, you lay down. Just as long as it's not if you sleep in it and sweat. But if you're okay, put it right back on. You're right. Like when we went. Yeah. Backpacks were there. Let's go. There wasn't a second of us like waiting at a carousel. And maybe, I don't know, maybe Middle Eastern ladies have like a whole bag they pack of other curtains that they've gotta put on later. I don't know. All they gotta do is call Stanley Steamer when they're in Vegas. They'll clean the. Clean the curtains and they're fine. Wife did a spa day. She's getting steamed. What do you think? You look really well steamed. Yes, it's very nice. I forgot. We could go to Joanne Fabrics. Look, we'll pull the curtains off of the wall for day one. I'll cut a hole out of it. You'll be good. Do you think anyone will notice? No, not at all. They're just worried. Look, the only thing they're seeing with you is your arms. There's a Ross across the street. We'll pick you up some curtains. No problem. Come in. She's got curtains down to her neck and a shirt that's designed with stupid tourist clothes. World's best grandma. Hey, Doo Doo. Cover up. No, you're good. You're in Vegas. You're out to dinner and someone. Hey. Those curtains are in my room at the Aria. I told you I look like I look like an idiot. Oh, now you look like an idiot. I've never seen that in Vegas. I've been to Vegas a million times. I've never once seen anybody in the full gear. And I guess that's because they're the only real like truly adhere to their religion. People. Someone forgot their clothes. How do you know? Well, that's a shower curtain. It's see through. This is awful plastic anyway. Yeah, well, good. The shoe removal's over. And you shouldn't date a Middle Eastern girl. I think this we're coming down as one of us. We shouldn't at all. It would be nothing but fighting. You think sweatpants are bad? Oh, man. What? What do they start wearing when they give up blackout curtains, they're not shears anymore. They're the blackout curse curtains. Just stuffing bon bons under that thing. I don't care anymore. She gave up. How do you know she stopped shaving? Yeah, how do you know? Yeah, exactly. It's in there. I can hear it rustling around at night. I can hear the. Yeah, that scratch. She just moved in here. You haven't shaved for days, have you? Why would I do that? You don't touch me anymore. Yeah, cuz I would marry to snuffle up again anyway. Well, it started off as a dream date and then it turned into what it would really be. All right, American girls, you still win. And I also heard Ladonna talking about the bee attack this morning. There's two people got attacked by a beehive. One died. And again, the best advice. KTR is really good at giving you terrible advice. If you. If you come in contact with a full hive, don't be bother it. If you have to have that told to you, you're probably going to start playing with beehive someday. If you see a beehive, don't mess with it. That's. That's like in that you don't even need to learn that like as a kid. The noise alone is kind of like, I'm not going to touch that giant bowl of bees. The first story I saw last night about it was the news reporter was in the beehive the beekeeper scene suit and was with a master beekeeper and she was talking about her bees that she have are friendly. Oh yeah. 90 are African. Africanized and some extra Africanized now. Like super African. Quiet down there. These are bees. But this is, this is the design of calling them Africanized bees because we made them ominous and mean like Africans. I only have friendly hives. They've been African cannot. Yeah, her bees are super sweet. He's got Gilbert bees. Yeah, Gilbert Euro bees. They're the Euro white bees. They're Finlandian bees. They just float around with their honey. Africanized bees, like buzz, buzz. It's got Maryvale bees. Yeah. How you doing? That's my son's bike. You son of a. What you going to do about it? Africanized bees. But yeah, they warned you about that too. It's like 90% of them are very aggressive. I think all bees should be considered aggressive until proven up. Otherwise like, don't mess. I know I'm talking to you, Brady. Don't play with beehives. If you find a beehive pretty simple, don't touch it. Don't get closer. They. They identify themselves from a distance. You don't need to get a closer look. You're not like, you know, what are you, the Scooby Doo crew? You like, it's pretty easy. Mystery solved. That thing buzzing, that big ball buzzing is a beehive. Leave it alone. But no painting a house before one. I. I remember removed a wasp hive. You know, the little one, but never why. It's up in the gutter, you know. She says you picked it up with your hands. No. How did you remove it? Oh, yeah. That's killing them. That's different than removing. These people are trying to pick it up. Well, you gotta. Yeah. You spray it, then you remove the face, and. Man, I thought it was you. I got stung, of course. Messing around with what? Aha. Life. You're not qualified for that. You're dumber than anybody I know when it comes to this stuff. You approach wildlife, bees count, wasps count. Disrupting my painting job. No, you. You are. I'll tell you right now, you were doing a terr. It was worth it. You're also a terrible painter because you didn't go through and scrape off all the hives before you got to it with the paintbrush. So that's why I did. If it was disrupting the hive. Right. But you had already started painting, I guess, Guarantee you. Oh, yeah, yeah. So you had not done. Got up to the second story. You got to prep. You had already done a terrible job painting the house. Oh, beehives. We didn't think about this. Yeah, you got to scrape all those off before painting. Scrape before painting. Yeah. What? Idiot. I got it. And then you reach for. And you got stung and you deserved it. Well, I got stung because I painted over it. And that's smart. That's actually if you have a Wagner power. That's what you. You do. That's what I would do if I was. And when it falls down, the paint from the old house is still there. But, yeah, they warned you this morning. Be careful. And they. They have to warn you. Like, bees aren't dangerous enough. They're awesome. That warning, super duper Africanized bees. Have you seen blackbees.com? it's terrified advice. They also threw that out to, you know, the be it expert. Yeah. Don't flail. Scream. Yeah. Stay calm. Stay calm and cover your face. Cover your face and run away. Yeah. So my face is covered this morning. You're blocking. Ladonna said go to an enclosed area and. Yeah. Go to a room. What does that do? It eliminates majority of the bees. So you're. You're. They're stuck with 20 of them that are on your surroundings. Take your. Take it from me, a man who's gone 53 years almost been stung once. And it just happened while I was dressed as a bee and turned on my lights a couple years ago. I don't know what that means either. All the advice you've been getting about bees is wrong. It's wrong flail, scream and run. It's worked for me for 53. One sting and it landed in my ear. It was a complete God joke on a bike. It. I crossed its path, it crossed mine. It shot into my ear. Yeah, it was a. It was a bullseye into my ear hole on the 48th street green belt. Unbelievable. And I was dressed as a bee. It was football Friday. I had my Brett Kiesel Steelers shirt on. I was dressed as a bee. He thought I was the king and he flew right into my ear. That is a big drone otherwise. And what did I do? I screamed. It was one bee. Screamed and. And stuck my finger in my ear. That's the noise I made because I'd gone deaf in one ear from the sting. Hey, Byron, I was looking@mmpguns.com's website. You have everything and the prices are incredible. Yes, sir. Mmpguns.com has over 400,000 products for sale daily. Everything from firearms, ammunition, accessories, optics, clothing, decoys, and more. The best part is if you see it on our website, it's in stock and ready to ship. Wait, there's no backorder? Nope. We work with all our distributors, so what you see on our site is what's actually available. We ship all over the country, so we're not just for Arizonans anymore. If the firearm you want is legal in your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up. Sounds simple. That's why I always go to MMP guns.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. The only time I've ever been stung. My philosophy has always been flail opposite of what they say. Open your mouth as wide as possible, scream as loud as you can and run away. And if there's water nearby, get in it. I also like the advice of, you know, don't wear dark colored clothes. So carry a change of clothes with you just in case you're wearing bees. I'm in black, put my white shirt on. Should go outside. Those Africanized bees love these shirts. Nope, it's because you were messing with them. If bees are around, flail, run and scream. Period. End of story. It's worked for me with one sting and everybody that's like, that's dumb. How many times you've been stung? I've been stung hundreds of times. All right then shut up. I win this battle. I have won. And it is a wild sting story. That's it. My method works. And it's the opposite of what the experts always tell you. Those beekeeper people, they're weirdos. You know why they're so comfortable and calm around bees? Cuz they're in the suit. You don't ever see them. They're smarter than you. They never see them walk out to their bees out of the suit and then like, stay calm, everything's fine. No, without the suit, you shouldn't be calm. Run, scream, flail. It's what the bees are doing, why they're making so much noise. And if the queen and if they follow you in the house start rolling around and smashing them. The screaming scares bees. They're tiny. That noise has got to reverberate through their little tiny bodies like crazy. It's probably kill them. If you scream loud enough, they'll stay out of your mouth if you're yelling as loud as you can. The worst advice I've ever heard in my life. Stay calm. Sit down, just take it. No, that's terrible. Defend yourself. Screaming, flailing, slapping yourself. All of it works. Take it from the guy. Been stung once, half a century. That's an amazing record. How many times you've been stung? Countless, Brady. Because you won't stop touching the hives. You're an idiot. Can't get enough of it. Seen Brady pet one on the golf course. I rescue him out of the pool. It landed on his hands. Look. He starts touching it. Hell, an idiot. We're friends. Yeah. You rescue them out of the pool. I do feel a little guilty when they're still trying to fly. Hand up. And they get up there and then take the water off the wings and take off. I'll give them the gift of life in the pool. Because it seems like it's an unfair fight for me to drown them at that point. But I. My dad used to. Those wasps, we had a wasp pool. Either do or you don't. You have a wasp pool, Mesa? Oh, I had a wasp pool when I was a kid. The wasp would come floating around and I'm like, I'm getting out. But they're as afraid of you as you are of them. Like, I don't think so. Because he ain't running. I'm pretty afraid of him. Just floating on top of the water. Yeah. It's just hanging. Looking at you like, what's up? Pool's mind. Feels good, doesn't it? Yeah. And I'm. And I'm like, there's. Afraid of you as you are. The snakes. They're afraid of you as you are. No, they're not. I can guarantee I'm more afraid of that snake than it is of me because I have logic and reasoning. It's just a snake. It got one thing on its mind. Bite. But, yeah, don't approach beehives. What a great news story this morning, and it scares me to death. I hate bees. The cat was on the roof. Both of them were, I guess. Yeah. I was mowing the grass once, and I heard this lawnmower's making a weird noise. Turned it off, and I'm so stupid. I was like, lawnmower's still making a dumb noise, and it's off. I couldn't figure out where that thing. I was standing under a palm tree that had been just in me of front infested. Well, crazy amounts of beef. I look up like, oh, my God. Called the bee. Guy climbs a tree, starts pulling them out, putting them in the back of his truck. Next thing I know, he's having a beer, watching the football game with us in the suit, hat off, came back, I'm like, oh, make yourself comfortable. As if it's Sunday. You called me up, Rick. I did, kind of. I got done faster than I thought. Like, what'd you do with them? They're in the truck. All right. You're gonna drive out of here with a truckload of bees? A little bit buzzed, I guess that's. I got the AC on. They're good. They're all right. They're gonna live. I don't care. I want to light your truck on fire. They'll take them over to the hive, and we're good. You Charger fan. Like, what's wrong with you? Then he just started to lift all of us up in our Steeler suits. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were just a big B. That guy, right? Get the beekeeper out here. The black and gold thing's confusing, so don't take John Holmberg's advice on this one. A flail. Run, scream. Don't listen to Ladonna. I guarantee you that's what she would do. Stay calm. If you've been attacked by a hive of bees, what's the best thing Stay calm. No, that's out the window. Give me a better option. Run, flail, scream. Should probably send Sharp out there to test that theory too. Yeah, he'd do it. All right, Sharp, we're gonna test Homberg's theory versus Ladonna Harvey's theory. All right, Release the bees. Sharp. Just covered. All right, stay calm, Sharp, or else. All right, now run around and flail and see what happens. You run around and flail, you're gonna win the fight. Period. Fight back. No one ever tells you that during, like, an assault. Stay calm. Just lay there and take it. No, go to an enclosed place and just take it. Cover your face. Yeah, if a rapist jumps from a bushes, just take it. No, you run, you flail. Same with bees. Somebody sent a picture of the Africanized bees. He's got an afro. I didn't know that. Is that how you can tell? Black people should be more upset about that. Whitey got away with one there. Oh, yeah. The mean bees are African. Why? Why is that? They flew her from Africa. You know far that flight is. They did not. Bees live for like a week. There's no way they made the trip from, you know, um, to here. It's not happening. They're working their way up Mexico. Okay. Everybody is. Yeah. A boat had to help and. But it was just bees and they were a little bit bigger. And like, these are those African bees. The bees in Africa are huge. The bees in Indiana are huge. We don't call them rednecks. Those hillbilly cracker bees sure are horrifying. Yeah. There's a Gary Bees. There's Gary Bees. Bees. Bees. Must be from Gary. Went on here to Valparaiso, scaring the hell out of us. They crossed over the Munster line. Don't those bees know anyway? Yeah. Flail, run, scream. That's for all attacks. There isn't a single attack I can think of where flailing, running and screaming isn't a better option than laying there and taking it. They tell you it with bears. A bear starts attacking you, what do you do? Lay down? No, no, no. I might climb a tree. I might do something dumb. But I'm in a situation where a bear is about to attack me. I'm getting out of there. Don't half fake. You gotta go all out. The bear knows. Play dead. The bear doesn't understand. He's not self aware. He doesn't know what dead is. Just knows that you're either edible or not. Like mosquito. Mosquitoes. I don't know if you're a guy who Gets bit a lot by mosquitoes. I am so. I know it's probably the same with bears. They smell Brady like he's mostly feces and old meat. I'm mostly soda pop and sweets. Bear's gonna smell covered in flies. No, no, it's like there's feces in there. You eat a lot of food. That creates backup. That's what I'm saying. Bear smells through you. It's not your outer. I can't smell it. But a bear spirit certainly could. A bear smells me and he smells, you know, Coke Zero and Twix. I love that stuff. So he's like, oh, this guy's sweet and he doesn't have a lot of feces in his palace like that other guy. I'm gonna eat him. Gotta get rid of that mud vein first. You play dead. Yeah, exactly. Your mud. Yeah. You're like a bad shrimp. You get a big mud. You look at me as a shrimp and bridges the shrimp. You're gonna eat me first because that mud. Mud vein. And Brady is like, Jesus. Oh, you got. This guy's been eating steak. Here's 1630 shrimp. Or I'm a colossal. You're. You're a jumbo shrimp. This is fun. Yeah, I'm just. I'm one of those cocktail shrimps. Poop wiener. Poop wiener. I didn't have poop wiener as a shrimp poop vein. Maybe. I don't know what shrimps do. They're pink. Anyway. Yeah. I'm not laying there for a bear to smell me and get a better whiff of the Coke Zero and the deliciousness that I eat. Brady can play dead all he wants. Probably. Believe it. Bear looking at me. That guy had a heart attack. I'm. He's unhealthy. I'm not going to eat that. The sweet smelling one's like a candy shop. I'm eating him. Don't go after that angry poo. Yeah, lay down and play dead. You do it. It's more believable. I'm going to run. The bear would expect that from me. And hopefully you do have a friend who's done something like that. Bear. What is it, bear? Oh my God. You lay down and play dead. I'm gonna leave. Yeah, good idea. And they look at you and go, I'm chasing the one who's running. I'm gonna eat this one Flail. Run and scream. I'm gonna put out shirts. Brett, what do you got on the big board of Musical Treat? Wake up. So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop. It is bike park season. Heading up to Angel Fire, heading up north. And Action Ride Shop's got everything you need to get you up there and doing it safely. Full face helmets, all the pads, of course, the best wrenches in town. So if you get that bike tuned up before you head on up there, Action Ride Shop is the place to be. With two convenient locations right there on Power Road. McDowell, the brand new one, and of course the OG on Gilbert Road and Southern ActionRide shop.com is where you need to be. Yeah. Where's Angel? What? Angel Fire. It's in New Mexico. Oh, that's the New Mexico. Yeah. That. All the boys are over there right now. Apparently this guy has a theory about Africanized people bees that I kind of think Brett's gonna love. Oh, no, it's just all the dad bees, they left Africa because they didn't want to have those baby mama bees, which is why there's always just a queen raising all those kids. It's an interesting theory, Casey. I. It's just a bunch of Toledo dads that flew over to America. They. So many baby mamas. I get it. Good stuff, Casey. Way to think things through. Hilarious. Go ahead. All right. On the list, Static X. I'm with stupid. For all the campers, parents. And of course, lots of stuff for our Superman talk earlier. Kryptonite. And three doors down, Superman's dead. Our lady always. To clarify, when you say for the camper, not the campers, in Texas, the parents send. That's what I said. I said parents. Oh, no, no. I know. But they're not the ones that send. Just the parents. Clear up. Yes. Get your checkbook. Yes. Power mat 5000. Super villain. Gnr Turbo from Judas Priest. For the villains in Superman. Because they're all dressed up like that. Okay. Gold fingers. Superman, Pantera, Godsmack, Ozzy, Molly Crue, Led Zeppelin. For some reason, no. Resignation Superman. The song is officially dead. Resignation Superman was a smash hit in the late 90s. And it just came and went all the. You've heard. Resignation Superman. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Guarantee it. And it just kind of went. Was that his own song? It was his own song, but it was a monster. Forgot who sang it, though. I remember that. BR's looking at ceiling titles. He might know you're saying that. I think you did that designation. Super. Yeah. I can't remember who sang it. It was a cool song, but late. It was very 90s. Very late 90s. Damn it. I'm gonna flip out when you say it, too. It's not Satchel, is it? No, I'm saying resignation. Super Big Head Todd the Monster Big Head Todd. That's right. Yeah, we'll do Superman's Dead by Our lady, please. Right, this. Damn it all, it's about immigration. Them lib cuck movies, probably gonna make them blow Lex Luther some sort of trans Superman. Oh, that would. They'd lose their minds. Yeah, they would. Oh, can you imagine if the righties Fox News don't even like that. It's an immigration story. If he was trans. Oh, the free press you'd get from that. My God. Let's do it. It's Superman's Dead. It's Our Lady Peace. It's 98K upd. It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98, how you doing? We heard you. Phyllis Diller. And down the hall, Brady was down the hall cackling like an old lady. We was. David. Who? David. Oh, David Moore. Yeah. He was cackling. Yeah. With you? Yeah. Oh, sound like you're cackling. You two having a hell of a time? No, he. I caused him to cackle. Oh, I see. Bathroom dad joke. Yeah. Farts. Lights. We both fart. Pulled each other's downs. Yeah. Guy says, john, you tried to give advice about what to do if you were about to be attacked by a bear. With Brady, you didn't point out the very obvious feature that the bear is never going to attack Brady. They think he's Winnie the Pooh. He's one of theirs. They'd probably protect him. So maybe you're right. Just run. Listen to this one about the bees. Guy says, I was a cop years ago, chasing a suspect and I tracked him into these bushes and I tell you, tackled him. Unbeknownst to me, we landed right on a beehive. I had to fight a drugged up suspect while being stung over a hundred times. The worst thing that ever happened to me. Wildest thing, Brandon. Nice job, Brandon. Thanks for your service. And you can't go out there just randomly shooting at bees. Especially though the Africanized ones. That's gonna make the news. Yeah. Also the expert said Yesterday it'll take 3 to 500 stings to really start doing. And unless you're allergic, I'm not gonna be around for three to five hundred stings. I'm gonna be hightailing it into some water. Yeah, poor cop sitting there, he's got all those weapons and he's. Think about the cop outfit that's mostly getting stung in his head then. Yeah, because he's covered up from head to toe. Otherwise, those damn Africanized bees and cops, they'll never get along. You need a summit. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady report is brought to our friends at all pro Shade Concepts, Arizona's best patio shades. And there's nothing better than a shady summer in Phoenix. If you don't have enough shade in your backyard, they'll fix it. AllProshade.com is where you go. And they'll give you free installation on all their products and estimates. As well, you schedule your free in home consultation@allproshade.com and you ask, why, John? Why? Because you gotta have shade. AllProchade.com Brady reporting. Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. Hi. Happy national Video game day. All right, Mom's basements will be filled across the. Apparently, Fitz won't be at work today. Fitz is out. I want to play video games again. But you haven't been. I haven't played for a long time. Red Dead Redemption 2 is the last one I really soaked into. And now you can turn your television remote into a game. I was playing Centipede the other day on TV because you can do that. Was that Google? Like we have a Google. I think it's a TV or something. Samsung. I don't know which one it is. But whatever it was, it's like you can turn your, you know, you can turn this into a game like in your phone. Oh. And you just. Your phone becomes a controller first. And I was playing Centipede for like an hour and a half on tv. It was great. Couple of basis fun facts. The record for the most points by a father and son duo in the NBA is 42,246 points. LeBron James has scored 42,184. And Bronny, his son, has scored 62 points. Bronny has 62 points. That's 62 more than I thought the guy would ever get in the NBA. I'm impressed. Now they're going to go off the cliff, Cleveland, because you know what LeBron thinks everybody thinks people care about him and his story is a perfect circle. But he's the only one who thinks his glorious story is some sort of a Hollywood Script. Everybody's tired of LeBron. Except LeBron. Except LeBron. He sure loves himself. This Hollywood script is gonna have a perfect ending. I'm going home. Like, oh, God. God, I wish you meant that in, like, the biblical sense. I'm gonna try it. Hawaii state fish. Oh, yeah. This is a big long. Is the. Humu, humu. No ku. No ku. Apu A. Nailed it. Yeah, My friend from Hawaii used to knock that out. Like, it's fast. You got to say it fast. It's also known as a trigger fish. That's right. Humahuman. What is it? Humahuma. Humu, humu. Nuku. Nu, nuku. Apu. Ah, ah. Ah, ah, aha. Yeah, say it again. Faster. Humu, humu. No Ku. No. Stay in the beat. No, stay in the beat. Stay in the beat. Go. Humu, humu, noku. Noku. What happens to you when you go fast? Why do you go. Why does down syndrome kick in so fast? Do it again. Right, Go. Your face gets all. The shortest street in the world is Ebenezer Place in Scotland street, is 6ft 9 inches long and has one address. And I say made of mud. Yeah. Humahuma nuka nuka. Yeah. My friend used to always fire that off all the time. State fish knocked it down. It was pretty neat. Was he Hawaii? He's from Hawaii. Hawaii. Well, he lived in Hawaii. His dad was in military. According to the Wall Street Journal, there's a surge of job listings that specifically say, do not offer any balance or have any ton or have a ton of work to be done. Basically, they're saying they're killing off the idea of work life balance. Postings may say they're looking for someone who can keep up with the underground, unrelenting pace, or they want someone who's eager to be in the office as much as possible. They also stress long hours, a competitive business environment, and the importance of hustle. Okay. And you're not supposed to go home. One healthcare company ad says, if you're looking for work life balance, this isn't the place. Wait a minute. I'm not understanding. So you just don't go home. You're just always. And you know, in the last year. So it was always important to have a good work life balance. It was a. A buzz for work. Sure. The people are looking for a job and like, oh, they like to work for a company that looks for a good work life balance. The company's not working for you. That's your job. Your job is. Well. But the companies would sell them themselves that we're really known for our good. We're not going to make you. You can go home. That's. Yeah, that's a good question to ask an interview. What time do we go home? People? Bosses love that. Are we almost done here? Yeah. Do I have to do this? Do I have to do it all day? Is the sun still up when we're done? Wallet Hub just did their most and least stressed Cities in America. 2025, based on 39 different key metrics. We used to be that. We're not anymore. Traffic has changed. Oh, this was a resort town, man. You couldn't like. It still kind of is. Athletes come here and they just fall apart. We got Xavier McDaniel from the Seattle SuperSonics to add toughness. That dude went to the Phoenician for a weekend and was a powder puff from there. Like, they just. They. It's. It's a. You kick back and relax. So the motion stressed New York, Detroit, number one. Oh, wow. Yeah. Cleveland, number two. Baltimore, number three. Oh, absolute crud city. You're ducking bullets. All the wire cities. Golf, Port, Mississippi, number four, Memphis, Tennessee. Five. Terrible town. Shreveport, Louisiana. Six, Philadelphia, seven. Toledo, eight. They're all awful. Yeah. The first Arizona town, Tucson, came in at number 42 for dumps for us most stressed. I'd push it up. Yeah. Dumps most stressed. Well, they're stressed in Tucson because of these ice raids. Glendale was 62nd. Phoenix, 86th. Maryville. Maryville didn't make the list. Phoenix in hole. Maryville definitely pushed Phoenix down from Mesa. 116. Tempe, 124. Those are the big boys on Scottsdale. 139. See, Scottsdale is stressless. Gilbert, 162. Yeah, that's what. You know why. Cuz anybody interviewing Gilbert's. Everything good? Yeah, everything's great. There's absolutely no stress in my life. Mormons don't ever tell you couple of blinks. Not for the Talons. Yeah, there's a lot of talons. We got some talons. It's wine. 30 all the time. Mormons are known for never telling you things have gone wrong. They can be bleeding in a road and you're like, how are you? Like, I'm good. Do you want anything from me? Switch it up the leaf. Stressed coming in at 182 was South Burlington, Vermont. I guarantee you Salt Lake City's on there too. And places in Idaho like Calan, pretty low. They act like there's no stress and then every documentary about them is their kids Being abducted by somebody from their children church and like they're getting. They're married. Just one family marrying a 12 year old. No, it's not. Oh no. It's not relatable to all the Mormons. Brother B. Brother B did that and all the other Mormons. Watch it. What's the big deal? Why would you even make a big stink out of this? I've never seen and I admire it. I think Mormons are amazing. No problems here. It's like literally. Your leg has been chopped off. I got another one. Your arms off. Your arms out. Yeah, they're all that guy. They're the Night of the Forest and Monty Python. That's The Mormon religion was invented by that guy. You're nothing but a stump. A bunch of kneecaps. There's a. An old habit but they're calling it a new term. Bathroom camping. It's a safety spot for people in the office or home. They go to the bathroom. Bathroom just not to use it. Hang out, get away from everything. They just sit in the bathroom and your life is miserable. Oh my God. You imagine just going to the bathroom to not be around Lane. Not good options here. Why they follow you in there? No, it's our. Our upstairs bathroom is hit or miss. As far as the smell. Oh man. When the old morning show used to be a castle. Actually you know that is true. Paul Marshall always said he never did that. But when he left it's. There was no problems. Oh yeah. But yeah, I mean that's. Isn't that true of all bathrooms that you're. It's a hit or miss with the smell. Homburg's morning sickness. Like. No, no. If you're like this upstairs bathroom here. We're not talking about that. That we're talking about people go home place. People at home are hiding in their own bathroom sometimes. That's pathetic. Just endure. Families will get away because they know they're not going to be bothered when they close that door. And they just stand in the bathroom. Yeah. They just, you know, run a bath. Cow. Cordell and Cordell that is doing something. Yeah, yeah. They mentioned that in the. It's Cordell and Cordell time. If you're just standing in your own bathroom to get away from the others at work. I get it. But anytime you use the bathroom as a place to kind of hide, you're running the risk that you're going to be smelling Brady's feces. Where did that poor girl you kidnapped over the last week hide when she needed. Like did she Ever go into the bathroom? Just cry. Hotel lobby. Hotel lobby. Mr. Pon, I'm going to go down to the lobby again real quick. Why? It's because it's hard to breathe in here. It's still open a window. I'm go downstairs and call my parents. I miss them so much. It's a solfer lake. It's all right. Mr. Bogan's bathroom camping again. Oh man. The Bogan bathroom camp yesterday. His lie. That didn't happen. No, I contained it. Like you didn't get up in the middle of the night once and poop. Nope. And then later, well, two in the morning once. So you did. You just flat lied about it. I did not say I didn't get up in the middle that night. Did you held it for like three days or something out loud. I did it one time a day. Then you lied. Cuz I started the whole thing by saying you. I know you. You didn't go to the bathroom. And I said you didn't. Not that bad. I wasn't. Not that bad was not turning him off. So what I said was. And you guys both know it. And he's backing his lies up with lies. Was. I said, so I know you. You used to get up in the middle of the night and poop. You didn't do that. You go, I don't do that anymore. Hold up, he's restless. I'll give him his chance. I'll give him his chance. And then a few seconds later, once at 2 in the morning. So you did wake up in the middle of night and poop. Go on one time a day. Not the, the. The issue was I would go. I regularly. I asked you. I know. I said. So I said to you, the shark didn't eat, go home and go to bed and wake up in the middle of the night like he always has and poop once. And you said no, I don't do that anymore. And then I'm like, oh. And then a few seconds later, once at 2 in the morning, she got shocked because you got up and pooped at 2am you lied and then you. Then you came clean. I'll give you credit for that. I don't know. Clean's a good word for you in that point because you went back with rust butt into a hotel bed and then farted rust butt all over that poor girl and brought the vapor trail with you. Those are just tuning in. Missed yesterday's show. Brady abducted a kid, took her across state lines and then made her stay in his hotel room for A week. Way to go, Diddy. Yeah, got a bra in the car. Yeah, got a bra in the car. And that's what I said when Brady said it. Well, that's what you get when you start ponging around with these. Show big that you lied about it. You pooped in the middle of the night. And you tried to tell us that you didn't. Whatever you. You did. I did not lie. What did you do then? I said, I. I went one time. No, you didn't. Yes, one time. The whole trip. That's not what I've asked. No, one time a day, basically. I know. And I was shocked by that. And I said at one point, not one time in the middle of the night did you get up and. And ruin the air in that room. And you said, no, I don't do that anymore. I'm like, well, that's good for you. That's an advancement. Because we had a whole conversation about it. And then afterwards, later in the conversation. Conversation. And I turned to Brett and I said, that's a lie. He just said he didn't do that. And Brett goes, yep. You said, well, once at 2 in the morning, she might have gotten shocked. So then you did get up in the middle of the night to take poops and ruin that girl's life. That's why she's quivering and crying three days after the. You think she was sleeping through that? No, no. She heard you in there. That was. That was the whole joke of us when I was doing that while you're dropping little tiny popcorns turds. I couldn't do that on the boat with Lisa in the room. Oh, in your cabin. Sorry, Caitlyn. And you go back, somebody. She sleeps. She cries in her sleep. Poor girl's got a lot of trauma back home. That white noise pat machine. Turn that on. You know what's great about that? Turn the TV on. That's great. When we're all morning. When we're all dead and gone. Yeah. To cover up your fart smells. As you were denying the. Your fart sounds. The 25 years from now we're all dead and gone, that little girl will have stories. You know, who was that girl that took me on vacation with that old lady that couldn't stop pooping in the middle of the night. Oh, that was Kirby Bogan. She's the mayor now. Yeah. Her father had gastrointestinal issues. She's going to tell a totally different story. Gave her a good story. Yeah, it's a great story. But you're like, you and your sunny disposition. He's from Gilbert. He's from Gilbert. He learned from those good core memories. That's right. He's got a good story. There's no stress. Everything's fine. I want to talk to Caitlyn about that. Same way you told me that Laser liked you. And then I asked Laser. You hate him, don't you? I look at my window to see if he's out there before I leave. Hey, one more thing. Check for $110 on that dinner. It's $55 a ticket. I. I invited him to a dinner. Laser. Yeah. Oh, this is bitterness. That came out of nowhere. This was. This came out of left field. What just happened? Being the annoying neighbor. Oh, I see. That's where you based it from originally. Oh, yeah, yeah. Ah, one more thing. Yeah. The guy from Extract. But it's true. Evidently. Got a couple of owners of a pet lion that are in trouble. They owned this line in Pakistan. They kept it in their backyard. It jumped over the fence and attacked a lady and two kids. The owners, the. The line. Oh, the lions. Yeah. It makes more sense. Yeah. When I said it, jump. I was concerned about which one you were talking about. You call women it all the time off. The kids are okay. The lady's okay. It kind of tackled the lady. There is a little. He's just playing video. Well, they had to. I'm sure there are some stitches involved. God, who could have ever seen this coming? And surprised. Surprise. They actually didn't have a permit to own the lion. Yeah, just one of those unpermitted. There's the still shot of them looking. Oh, no, he got out. It's so rare, the lion. And the blurred out is the lion basically jumped on the back of the lady and then scuffled there for a couple of seconds and then ran further up the street and tackled two kids. Jesus. Looking at this picture of the street they're on, I would lay down and let them lie and eat me. There isn't a spot in Pakistan I've ever seen that. I'm like, that looks good. I did a Google Maps of Pakistan. Why? Well, because I was watching a lot about Osama bin Laden. I wanted to look at Llama Llama bad and Baba Baba bad. And all those cities and stuff and how they tracked them down. Well, I didn't care. I was looking at golf courses, and there's like, one in the whole country. I'm like, that's gotta be like the worst clubhouse ever. And how do you swing in those clothes? It's got to be dirt. A lot of dirt. Fairways or. Well, I'm sure that it's not as maintained as you're used to. It's the one pack, I think that one like in Apache Junction there. Sure. Oh, well, maybe there were a few I didn't see because it was just. They were just spray painted out. But all I thought of was, like, you go into the. The clubhouse and there's just more giant curtains with, like, Nike on. How do you know? What's Gulf wear over there? Are they allowed to wear shorts and collared shirts? It's a rule. It's pretty strict with the collared shirts here. But there. Is that where VJ Singh is from? That's just awful. No. What? You know, somewhere there, isn't it? No. What do you mean? No? No. Just terrible. Just terrible person. Where's he from? Like India or something. But not where you sit. One of the Ahmedabads. No, India's not an Ahmedabad. India's up there. The other ones are over there. Okay, so clear now. Yeah. India's part of Asia. You'd have been better off just one Pakistan. Ting dong, ting. No, it's. It's east, though. Is it? Or west. One of the two. It's just not what you're thinking. You mapped it out. No, I'm just. I'm worried about how racist you just were. You're. You're going to lose your card as a cuck. I brought my check. You're not allowed to do that. Rachel Maddow is going to do a show on you tonight. This dude is catching some heat because he and his wife or girlfriend were competing. And this was in Australia, the Sydney High Rocks event, which is you run a mile and then you do a fitness exercise, then run another mile. Fitness exercise. She passed out after the first mile when they went to do burpees. Burpees. I hate burpees. And he continued on the race. Yeah. Even though it was a mixed doubles competition. But he asked the officials, somebody's got to finish. He can finish because they're still, you know, tracking. It's good pace. And the girl was out. Paramedics came out to help her. Yeah. And people lit up into what a jerk for. Nope, incorrect. She had stopping for her. Whatever the people running the event said this story was blown out of proportion. Paramedics were there. He couldn't do any. I mean, let them do their job there to race. Look. And she said, continue on. Well, she was passed out. She didn't say anything. Once she woke up, he wasn't there. Wheeled her off. She's like, if he was still there. Okay, listen. If he was still there when she woke up, then he stayed. She didn't. That Rocky moment you just faked is not a thing when Rocky win. Now, I think mixed, mixed gender sports, like couple sports. Yeah. Is like sex. The dude's gonna finish, the lady enters. The dude always finishes. If the lady passes out midway through, he's still gonna finish. You asked a man to be athletic. He's not gonna quit in the middle just because you, you didn't make the first mile. What kind of training was that? He should have picked her up and continued. Should have left her there as the lump of, the lump of carbon uselessness that she became. She's sitting there. We're gonna enter this race, we're gonna have fun. We're gonna ba ba ba ba ba. And she bails out in a. No, I'm, I'm gonna finish this. I'm gonna see what our time could have been if it wasn't for me carrying all this dead weight. It's a metaphor for his life. And you know what he did at the end? He goes, if I was free, I would. I finished this in an hour and 25 minutes. I sailed through. If I'd have waited for her, I'd be so far behind everyone else. It's his life metaphor. He's got dead weight attached to him. So sandbags. And the world wants him to pick her up? No, the other. There's a Reddit story that this girl, her sister got married and at the. At the wedding, her sister seated at the table. Seated her at a table with nothing but overweight people because she's a 32F. That's what she was saying. What's that mean? That's right. I don't know if that's any little back and huge can. Yeah, 32. Anyway, my family rest. Family sitting at a different table. I met a 10 top with the biggest people in the wedding. So they sat them by size. Specifically reserve the overweight people at her wedding reception as body positivity. She was saying, were the other fat people upset that they had been chunked into their own? I think everyone put two and two together when they sat at the table. Cuz it was a table for 10 and only four people fit. And all the other tables were beautiful. The seats also had no arms on them. They're open ended. It had its own speaker that just played Lizzo songs and everyone was served chicken and oic. Oh, there's Nothing worse than wetting Ozempic. It's always dry. This girl that lives in New York, those fats take that Ozempic. I got some free Ozempic. No, no, you injected it. No, I know, I know. I said it's. You put it in your belly, but not your way. You have to actually inject it into your stomach. I'll just put it in the meat. It's gonna get to the same place. I bet you that's happened. I bet you there's a lard ass out there somewhere that's been objecting Ozemp into their food. Just thinking, what's the difference? This woman that lives in New York, Sydney. Charlotte is her name. Started her own business. She's a car sitter. She'll basically sit in your car for up to 90 minutes. You can just leave it there on the side of the street. You pay her 50 bucks box for 90 minutes, and you can go run your errands. Or she just drives around the parking lot. She'll move the car if it has to. Because what happens if you leave your car in that area? Yeah, you can get a 65 fine. Isn't there a meter ticket? There's not. Then how do they know how long your car's been there? Because they patrol it. You can't have your car there for we're. Is this in New York City? That's not real. They do that around guaranteed rates. Kid out there going, hey, man, I watch your car. And then your car can still be here when it's. When you get back. Let me just say this real quick. And I think Brett hit it first. Don't listen to Brady on this story. Somebody's trying to rob you. If there's no meter, there's no way to monitor how long the car's been there. Big Apple transplant, basically. She was from Seattle originally. Knew how some of the neighborhoods where you park on the side the of the street you could steal. In New York, if your car is there, it doesn't have the parking pass and it's over. Over 60 minutes, you get a $65 fine. I'm finding it very odd that they wouldn't have meters, that they would rely on one person to walk up and down and just. I would. I would take that to court in a heartbeat. And he's on an hour cycle. How much ground is he covering in an hour? And how many cars is he are in there? Yeah, seems like that's a robbery in progress. John's theory on the HOV links. Just pay the fine. Pay the fine. It's worth it. Or your car gets towed. How much does she cost? 50 bucks. And then the fine is 160 bucks. And she'll just go around and basically move the car. Yeah, the fine. 65 and she's 50. Pay the fine. Pay the fine. Yeah. If you're in there for. But if you're. If it's tough, but they gotta call the again, it's all your fault. If you park in a 90 minute parking zone and you stay for three hours, your car's getting towed anyway. You're the dummy. I don't know that. I think Brett's right. I think the. That little. He looks like he's either 12 or 45 and he stands outside a stage. I'll watch your car for you. I'm like, no, get away from Arnold Jackson's out there waiting with your car. That's right. Gary Cole. He occasionally appears at the by guaranteed rate. Oh, 100. Give me 50 bucks. I want your car. You're gonna watch my car Drive away from me is what you'll see. Will make sure your car is there when you get back. Never give anyone money to watch your car. We did at wow. Chicago Bulls game. This was in early 90s. What he just said. Got lucky, buddy. Well, we talked about it before but the. The guy has his block. They have no wait, did you park somewhere that charged you. That's different. Park the guy. Basically you pay him to watch his yard. It's his yard on the street. I mean this guy basically does not say it. The. I went there with my friend who had the season tickets. Yeah. And he's like this is my guy here. What does he do? You give him your keys. Yeah. You leave your car. Well, a lot of time is you make sure your car is going to be there with all the windows intact when you get back. But if you don't different from a parking lot. I just know if you don't pay around guaranteed Ray Fields. Exactly. But if you pay, your car's still there. It's the mob. That's not a city service. Oh, I know. No, I'm not. I'm. I'm saying you're not avoiding tickets or anything. You're avoiding that same guy that you didn't pay. Busting up your car for the territory. Yeah. You're paying mob protection. Thuggery. Never pay anyone to watch your car park in a bed. Better place. Hey man, 50 bucks. I watch a car with a united center at the time. Oh, there's places. Well he just was. That's where he had always parked his car. That's a risk. Location was good. I'm not giving any strangers $50 in the south side of Chicago to keep an eye on my car. That's just bad idea. In Ireland, this 30 year old convicted drug dealer named Tony Rush Row was caught selling drugs in a courtroom during his sentencing hearing. He was there dealing with a previous drug conviction when he was caught selling drugs to another convict who was there in the courtroom. Oh, the guy was. It was conveniently placed in the court. Like, I can make a sale here. Nice. He's an entrepreneur. What do you think about sale included marijuana and zinc Xanax. Yeah. Most of the people in the courtroom are probably, you know, customers. He had had over 100 previous criminal convictions. What did you say his name was? Corny Row. Tony Rowe. Oh, I thought I said Corny Row. Corny Row is a great name. Finally, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Hormel have partnered up for a new bacon flavored cereal. You can get a six ounce bags are at Walmart starting today. Do you pour milk on it? The guy who tested it out said described it as not terrible. The taste. That's not a glowing review. That doesn't really. You don't see that on a lot of signs. Welcome to the habit. Burger. Not terrible. Dip your bacon in milk this morning and then take a bite. It's probably still good, but you wouldn't want piles of it. Yeah, it's like a sweet bacon milk and it's, you know, it's teamed up with Hormel. There's actually no real bacon in it. It's bacon flavor. Bacon flavor. So it's like Cheetle Dust type thing cereal. I don't know if it's. Nobody miss it? Yeah. Is it bacon flavor on top of like a Chex square on top of the cereal? Yeah, it's like Bacos on top of your. So yeah, just pour Bacos on your Cheerios and then don't forget your diabetes shots and then put on your prosthetic foot and go to work because there's no question in my mind you're missing one. I've got three quick radio videos. There's a theme today. Okay. Yeah, there is. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Disturbing. What the hell is that thing? All right. Something that should have been a burn. Why do they feed it? That's not a burn victim, you know. Oh, yeah. Definite skin condition. Stop feeding that thing. Phone home for Christ. Does it blink its eyes? No. Oh, sweet Jesus. It's like film over the eyeballs. Yeah. There's like something growing on this thing. It just got out of the. The Richard Dreyfus was waiting on top of Devil's Mountain for these things. Things. Stop feeding it. Listen. Next up. Eating like a bowl of onions. Is it eating a bowl of onions? Looks like. Oh, God, that's awesome. Dumplings of some sort. Stop feeding. I hate your algorithm. Brady too. Br. There's more. Oh, great. Good Lord, It's Groot. Yeah. This one's posted for education Woman. That looks like Groot. Awareness purposes. God bless you. Some deformed Chinese thing is eating noodles or trying to. It's a mother. I guess some had sex with her and made kids. Well, I think they had sex before it all happened. You're hoping so. Maybe not. Do you think this happened after sex? Hold on. This is what? Sex of duty. My dad said good. Crazy. There's a debate on that. Yikes. Is there? So you're saying you're the only one debating? Yeah. You're the only one in that fight. You're saying that. That someone made sweet, sweet love to that kids and then whatever happened to it happened to it. To where? Its tongue shot out of its mouth. A foot. That's the accident. I've. I've met people in car wrecks before. And their tongues don't get bigger. She had that before. It's an exposed bottom jaw for some reason. Okay. Something's going on. I've never seen the noodle dish. Looks. I'm turning up mine. You can look at that and still want to eat. And finally. We haven't seen in a while. Oh, it's that Stanley. Kenny Loggins. Jesus, the bag of bones, man. With Kenny Logan's head. He's still alive's morning sickness. All right. They're lugging Kenny's decrepit, busted up old body back into his gun. And he can't be breathing. It's got to be cutting off. You don't know body works. Moving his fingers. They're lumping up Kenny. This dude is all of a pound and a half of just useless body parts from the neck down. And he's blessed with Jesus's head. It's just the weirdest. He's limbo. Oh, man. Flip him up. Where's his head? I think it's coming. Don't worry. There he is. Oh, there he is. Gorgeous. Look at he got that hair he just got done by. Oh, my God. Paul Mitchell hair. I think that John Vanessa got hold of. Look at how pretty he is. It's Ridiculous. That whole body. That's the most useless human body in the history of human body. Stephen Hawking wouldn't trade with that guy. Guy? That is unbelievable. Who dresses it and why? Why? I think that's his son. Who? So you think he had sex too? You run a wild sex. You think that guy made people. That's his son, you say? I'm guessing. Yeah, you're guessing on. I'm spitballing. You think that that thing. He's had the same handler the whole time, lady. And made people? Oh, yeah, you think? Yep. He's got strong genetic. And then once got super sperm like the guy in Vegas to go with this point. Your boy Hawking was divorced twice, right? Okay, no. Stephen Hawking had an affair, which is shy. That was it. One selfie trying to get that train. He was loaded. Yeah. And he. And he actually could carry a good conversation, you know, sense of humor. Plus, you could play Pac man on him. This thing is in like a 1950s wheelchair. Barely. Everybody cut loose. His body is a bone beanbag for his head. And Brady's the beanie baby. I probably wooed a woman. He is in the danger zone, man. Yeah. Thank you, Br. He rolls up to some lady. Can I buy you a drink? Oh, I was hoping you'd come over. Man, they are just beating the hell out of that guy. What's his name? Nobody knows. What's the name of the site or the page? Farhat Rasa. So how do you got a contact number? Ask him, ask him. Bray's the only one who watches this. I think this is just a look into Brady's fever dreams. His name is Kenny's page Fox. Arhat Raza R A Z A. Oh, there's his harem. Jesus Christ. He's in bed. Oh, my God. Look at. They're all like that. Yeah, No, I think they're just making fun of me. Oh, okay. I was like. Oh, my God, three people. I was gonna say maybe Brady's right. No, it's just three rude pricks in his bed walking like he would if he could. They just lump him into stuff. But he's around a lot of kids. Brady might be right. He's giving piggyback rides there, Jon. Oh, is he? How? Well, his way. You know what's crazy? Toledo. Wait, that was one's. No, that one there. Kids, that crippled bag of bones is still a better dad than Toledo's 100%. You know what? He's present. Yeah, exactly. The best ability as a father is the best ability as a father Is availability. Flash dance. Oh, they're putting them in water. They're washing it. All right, find out if Farat Raza has kids, because if he does, I'm killing myself later. I think that's them. That's got to be his family. He made a whole bunch more like him. So we passed that gene. They just all act like him. Oh, they just screw around. I don't know. Just mashing them into the ground. I don't know. That one might happen. They have the condition. He has like five kids and Larry kick get laid. That guy should write a dating book. We have incels in this country, and this guy's got five kids. He's not even. People kind of jumped there, didn't he? No, I think he did. People are hauling him around like a backpack. He's a life coach. Well, start with yourself. Look at that mess of people. Ugh. Just end it. You'd be doing him a favor by tossing him into a lake. If he swims, he deserves it. Washing him right there in the chair. Look at. Oh, Jesus, I'm sorry. That's him talking. It's literally just head stacked on the music. Useless body. And look at his arm. He looks like he just got in a terrible car wreck. His limbs are everywhere. It doesn't matter. He doesn't have a right or left arm. It's just amazing that it's not an arm. 30, 35, maybe even older. I don't know by that. That long. Well, they got good doctors over there. I guess so. Oh, there he is. There he is with his singing. Is that karaoke night? War Zone? Far hot Raza. Google it. Call that number. It's better than OIC because I'm not sponsored by Adidas. John on his little fez. Adidas sent him a fez. That's right. Anything to cover him up. All right, well, Brett, I'm. I'm going to throw up from those videos, so show me something more pure and wholesome than Brady making fun of God's mistakes. Okay, this. He's got 400,000 followers, John. Yeah, because I know how can you take your eyes off. And this ought to do it for you. Here's the lady with a vibrator in her going yakety sax, Benny Hill style. She's very pretty. Just wait till the end. But the vibrator is causing convulsions. I think she might be having a seizure. She's naked. Is she Asian? She's Asian. Not Toledo Asian like Vijay said. Oh, now she's going. Oh, geez. There's a lot. Oh, we're just. Oh, she's firing out some, some juice. She's Sunny Delight. Flying all out of her. All right, there you go. Thank you for that. Well, I had to break the mood a little bit after watching yeah, Far Hot Raza. Yeah, here we go. This is how you get Far Hot Ross. Yeah, this is how you become. He's in some sort of a weird. Oh, I think we've seen this one. Yeah, I thought so. I wasn't sure if we've seen this one or. Dude gets cut in half by some sort of weird press. Oh, there he goes. Oh, and there's Kenny logging chops him in half. And now it turned him into Brady's Videos. VJ Singh is from Fiji. Oh, there you go. Look at these morons. We're in some sort of a cafeteria. A lot of foreigners. Kids. Is that daycare? A lot of kids. Nice flowers. Oh, he's lighting. Oh, he's lighting fireworks inside. And he's clearing out the Indian buffet. Everybody's getting up. Oh, it's just, it's randomly. Oh yeah, kids in that country, they blow up so fast. All right, now let's. All right, there we go. I don't, I don't even know what to say about this one. Oh geez. We're in some sort of weird hospital when you're too lazy to do it yourself. Oh, it's a hospital with the penis pumps and they've attached them to little bouncy machines. Machine. So the penis pump goes on to the man. He's in a hospital bed along with all these other guys. Look at all these slobs and all these. They're too lazy. That's the problem. Meanwhile, yeah, Farat Raza is getting laid like crazy and he's got to wrap it up or he's going to make more of him. And these guys. That was a weird, you know, human centipede room that they had that in. Okay, here's a good sized member. It's got a psycho music tied off at the base. Putting a pin through it. Puncture. She's putting needles into the base of a, of a tied off penis. Oh, and now it's just bleeding and she's underneath it and it's bleeding into her mouth or some sort of siphon and her face is covered in blood like psycho. Because she is. And this one. I man society. I, I. Maybe you can do a better commentation. I don't know. I don't know what this is. Okay. Oh Jesus. There's A very zitty bottom or. What is that? That's a penis attached to a woman's labia through some sort of, I guess, Prince Albert or something. Yeah. What? They've clamped their piercings together. She's fat. Is that a tumor? What is? Hanging off the side of her hip there. Oh, yeah. Now he's milking her. Oh, that's two fellas. That's two fellas tied their tips together. They're docking. Yeah. And the one's trying to. Or is that tips or lips? I think, though. I think the other dude's just not. I don't know. There's a vibrator. I don't know what that is. Female. Is that a. You do? Yeah, yeah. Clap. Clamped onto her. They clamped onto her. Yeah. That's what I thought at first was a laban. Then I started to watch this part. He's also got something in his for his skin, doesn't he? Oh, yeah. He's got a ton of stuff pierced up. Yeah. Yikes. And those are the noises that his dad made. That's it. Generational. Generational sex noise. Oh, my God. All right, well, there's that. Thanks a lot, guys. Is that why you pierce your penis? I don't even know why people do that. To tie to other things, to latch in, like the way trains couple. I hate everything about the planet. Hate it, hate it. I get Tim Wilson just texted. Go send me that Kenny Loggin's IG page. Never mind. Found him. Yeah, it's. You'll know when you find it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If you even are thinking, like, is this the guy you guys were talking about? You haven't found it yet. You'll know. You'll know far. You'll know. Farhat, Raz, they have many children. How. Still works. The rest of him doesn't at all. And he's been gifted with boners. It's like one of them knows. Look at that. Oh, yeah. He's horrified by that thing. That's his dad. His leg is swung over his. It's behind him and over his shoulders like. Like when you put your arm around somebody. That's the position when he's handling kids. Hug him. Hug your daddy. No, don't make me. Oh, my God. I can't look at it. Kill it. I don't like kids, but this is child abuse. Kill it fast. Oh, good core memory for that kid right now. Oh, yeah, that he's going to grow up. Totally. Okay, kill that. I'll write a check to kill it myself. I'll Hire the hitman. Oh, my God. Just, just. Oh, the crying baby socks deal, too. Yes. Fox Run, Fox river socks. Those are nice. It's good because you want comfort when you're. Well, he can't walk, but just get rid of that thing. Do what's right. Family to take care of. Do what's right. And he's doing it off Instagram. I got the blue check. Oh, gosh. It's 8:30. Eight. There you go. We've been looking at Limbo Kenny Loggins for a long time now. He has a name, Farhad Raza. And it's gonna wreck your lunch, I'll tell you that. There you go. That's your Brady Report. It's 98 KUPD. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. I can't stop laughing at it. I'll show you in a minute. Brady. It's horrible. It's. A friend of mine has taken me and pictures with dogs and he's replaced the dogs with his son as if I'm holding and loving on children. And I just. You modified it. I modified the hell out of it. I like. I like. I heard the modifications. I like it too much, actually. I think it's the. But it's gross and it's wrong. All right, I'm sorry. We've all done terrible things in our lives. This is one that I think even I might go to Brady's confession. Great picture. Did you see the picture? I didn't see the picture. I heard you said what you did on the modification. It terrible. Oh, the gift of the f. Anyway, well, hey, we're going to give away this thing for Volbeat coming up July 26, and you want to go see Volbeat? Yeah, of course you want to see Volbeat. It's a great band to go see. But how about doing it this way? We'll get you a couple of tickets if you want to stand in the pit standing room and get you those. Or you can get tickets in the first five rows. You get a choice. You get a meet and greet with the band, including a. They give you a photo with the band members by their official tour photographer. They give you a production tour, a rundown of all the stuff. A member of the Volbeat tour team is going to wander you around show you what everything is. Where they keep stuff, where all the boys are. Access to an intimate pre show area for just you. Private meet and greet experience package holder. He's got complimentary snacks. You got food and the drinks and all that. You got autograph, VIP exclusive volbeat merch. They're going to hand you also a bunch of stuff that isn't autographed. They're going to give you. You get the laminate, you get the land. Look at this list. You get a crowd. Free tour, merchandise, shopping opportunity. That means before the crowds are allowed in the store, you get to go through and pick out whatever you want, which is awesome. On site perks. You get VIP check in. You get the. They call it black carpet entry, not red carpet. Black carpet entry. And then of course road crew. You get to hang out with that. It's just awesome. You get to be part of the Volbeats tour. We're going to give you that. It's valued around 800 bucks, which is incredible. We're going to hand that right over to you. But you got to earn it. Qualifiers that want to go to this need to prove they love that volbeat. So we're going to do a little volbeat post it game. You get a volbeat song that's got a little intro on it and you have to prove you're the biggest volbeat fan. Now there is a secret key to this. I'll let Brett be the judge. Judge. But there's a secret to this. It's automatically going to get you qualified. Automatically. But all you got to do is post it. And you know how post it works. It's the ramp of the song before the singer starts singing. You get to sell me why you want to go see volbeat. And volbe's got some big ramps. So you're going to have some time on this. Yeah. So we'll run that next. If you want to play 585-9800 is the phone number. We will do the volume Volbeat post it and go game. Coming up next, Holmberg's morning sickness. Here we go. I go some audio sleeve for you. And we're right now we're ready to go with this whole thing. Volbeat. This is an amazing prize. And by the way, we got the Volbeat one coming up. July 26th. What a great show over at the Talking Stick Amphitheater theater. Amazing. The gang at Q Prime that run this operation have given us this with Disturbed and now with Volbeat on my birthday, July 26th. And then again a little later this summer. What's the date on that? Around. Don't give it. Dead out. Yeah, it's somewhere at the end of August. We're gonna do this again with another band. It's gonna be hot as hell, but it's gonna be worth it. It's gonna be pretty. And there's a chance Jason Momoa will be backstage again. These guys at Q Prime have just been awesome to us. And Larry McFeely, king of CUPD. Awesome job putting this together too. Because these are. These are the types of things that radio used to do back when. Back when they used to pay for stuff. But now that radio's dead broke everywhere but kupd, they're all dying things. A mess. Just read the update. Not good. It's not our fault. We're doing our part. But man, oh man, Larry's killing it and got this deal with Q Prime and this is awesome. Awesome. And we're the only ones doing stuff like that. I gotta give John J. And Rich a shot. They do that every once in a while. They'll. They'll knock out a thing where you can hang out with Taylor Swift and things like that. I'm somewhat impressed. It's been a while. It's been a minute. But they. They used to do that. So we're still doing it. And this is cool. So you can get out with the Volby, but we're got to let you earn it. And you want to be with Volbeat. We got to know you're a fan of Volbeat. We don't want you back there going, oh, your songs just won something. I wanted some free stuff. We want to make sure you're a fan of Volbeat. So the post it game with Volbeat is here. Brady, I'm going to give you the first shot here. Just show people what the post it game is. I'm going to give you seven seconds. That's all you need. The song is called Fallen. It's by Volbeat. You're at kupd. Your name is Brady Bogan. Okay? That's all you need to do here, Brady. Just to show them what this is. Brady. Post it go98. KUPD. It's Brady Bogan. And you're listening to a little Vol beat. And it's one of my favorite songs. Check it out. Pretty good post right there. Terrible break, but it was pretty. I forgot the name of the song. That's all right. That's okay. Yeah, I put you on the spot. Are we ending with call letters though? Gotta end with calling Brady kind of Screwed that up a little bit. You know, you get a little. Not bad. He'll pop. Nervous. Nervous. He was. He didn't know he was going to have to do that. I thought so. That's overkill in the call letters with opening and closing. No, no, no. You want to open with him and close with him. Although seven 7 sec hits pretty tight. Or you could do Big Red Radio or something like that. You know. There you go. Pd can you. That's right. Your call wasn't correct. Cuz you kind of want to. But, like. Yeah, he's right. Big Red Radio. You can. Yeah. You don't have to do 98 kp. That's a pro man move. You're not good at this. You don't do this part. You're the guy on the outside making you do the hosting part. That's awful. I'm terrible at it. Brett, show them how it's done. Seal the deal. 20 seconds. Ready? Oh, man. Go. The Big Red Radio. 98 KUPD. Well, Volbeat's coming to town. Gonna be the auction pavilion or whatever the hell they're calling it nowadays. Tickets are available right now. Go to the Sanderson Ford concert calendar. 98 KUPDW. And, you know, you're gonna see these boys. The guy sounds a little like Cher. It's the bull beat. What's the matter with you? I know, I know. I had it, too. Yeah, you were cruising. Yeah, it's not Sanderson Ford. It's the Corners 2 concert calendar. Rice Donna. I know. Well, I do it once a year now, so. It's the core concert calendar. Core Institute concert calendar at 98 KUPD. Well, it's too late now. Yeah, I know. Don't try to fix it now, Freddy. You won. He posted it. Neither of you did a very good job as far as, like, getting hired. Good. He can come in in the middle of the night and do those Easter keg overnights. Brady's better. All right, let's go to it. Now that we've explained it, I guess in ways that Kevin is online. One lead by example. Kevin, are you there? Hello? Hi, Kevin. How are you? Hello, John. Good. Good morning. You're jumping the gun on me a little, Kevin. You're starting to answer my questions before, like you're some sort of a Precog. All right, Kevin, do you. Are you a big volbeat fan? Yes, I am, John. What's your favorite song by volbeat? Kevin? Hard to say. I like all of them. All right, Are you on a speakerphone or are you just. God, No, I was just in the racquetball court. Cause I'm at the rec center. Oh, you're in a racquetball court. Playing a little racquetball this morning. I took a little break for you, though. All right, let's do this. It needs a couple minutes. All right. You want to go see volbeat? This is an amazing backstage where you get to hang with the band. You get the. They call it the goat package or the greatest of all time. As far as a fan goes, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you a Warriors call, which is 38 seconds to express to us exactly what kind of Volbeat fan you are. Are you ready? Yes, sir. All right, here we go, my friend. You're gonna hear the music in the back. Don't be afraid to get loud. It's a Warriors call. Volbeat. Here you go. And g get them, Kevin, my dear. K tv, this is Kevin. Ra Beat is coming to town. And don't be a Jew and try to sell these tickets. We don't want that. We want actual fans to go. So we're asking you to get up. I know it's in the shed, so it's a little hot out there, and it's only 117. Drink plenty of beer, plenty of water. Make sure you stay hydrated out there. And always tap that app. It's a great way to win those tickets as well. Now, you're gonna be listening all morning. One new chance to win all week, and that is holy bay 98k u p. He posted the music, but you're fired for racism. Yeah. You can't say no. No, he didn't know. You know what the break. We said that there's a secret way to win this, and they thought, I know what it is. If Brett's the judge, we're not complaining about call people Jews. I thought I forgot to name. I'm sorry about the broads. I forgot to talk about the dinky broads. If you'd included broads, he'd have been in. Had you thrown broads at us. Oh, man, I forgot the broad. But let me tell you, as a radio professional in 2025, and I can tell you from experience of having done this for a long time, it is now frowned upon to start a break with don't be a Jew. It used to be okay. No, you said you want actual fan. Get your checkbook out, pal. You know, go on ticket bugs. All right, hang on a second. All right, Kevin, Hang on. I actually liked his attitude, but Boy, that hole. I like him. He was trying to do a Brett style. Yeah. He's in first place as far as I'm concerned. It doesn't start breaking. Don't be a Jew. You can't do that. Got a little aggressive. Yeah. Coming out of the gates. That hot. I mean, that's. There's a march involved. All right, let's try David. David's a girl. Broad thing. Yeah. That's Kim. Kim is a girl. She's online there. Kimberly. Yeah. Kimberly. Or are you there? I am. Hi, John. I've met you before. Okay. And Brady. Did we have a fun time? How was I? Hi, Kimberly. It was great. I used to live in Gilbert with Brady, and then. I've met you before. I've met both of y', all, and I love you, Brett. I haven't met you yet, but I'm sure you're just as great. Where did we meet? We met at a couple of different events. One was a beer garden event in Tempe, and one was at a comedy show show in Desert Ridge. And also Tempe. Mark or the Comedy Central. Or the comedy club in Tempe. That's a lot of words. The improv. Did. Did Brady or I either. Did we either. Did either of us close? Did we what? Did we close? Did we. Did Brady or did anybody get. We didn't. You were with. I think you were with your first wife. And then Brady. Jesus, man. But he hugged me, so apparently I'm good because he has. Oh, Brady gave you a hug then. You look good if you put on a lot of Brady hug. That was like 20 something years ago. Wasn't a fist bump nice. Would he still hug you today, 20 years later? It was. Yeah, he would. All right, you've kept it together. Nice job. I'll do the Kevin Samuels. What's your dress size? It's a six. Congratulations. You're qualified to go to Volbeat. Well done. She's on there. Put her on there. Nice job. That's all it takes. See? People say we're not nice to ladies. Come on. She's in. All right. Qualified immediately. Kimberly. Okay. Tree man's up next. Tree man. Okay. Not the tree man from Instagram. Is this John with all the warts? Yeah. Good morning. Okay. How are you? How are you, John? Oh, I remember you. He takes care of trees. Yeah. Okay. John Gaultier. I remember you. We gave you the golf. That's Frenchie. Frenchie. Yeah. We gave you stuff last year and you tried to steal our VR helmet. Grateful. Yeah. Oh, Yeah, I know. You can't trust a Frenchman. He tried to steal our. Our VR helmets and say that they weren't in the package. Like that's the only thing we wanted. And you took them. But we got him back. You were a decent Frenchman because you surrendered quickly. All right, are you ready? You're a big Volbeat fan, John. Huge Volv fan. All right, what's your favorite song? Still counting, man. Still counting. All right, we can do a little still counting. No, it's not on the list. Never mind. You're going to get Heaven, North, Hell. All right, it's 33 seconds. Heaven nor Hell. When the music starts, you start your break. John the tree man. It is time to post it. Go. Hey, welcome to kupd. This is John D. Cover that live. Come out. See Volby Talking Stick Amphitheater. July 26th happened to be Homeburg's birthday that day. True. This is a fantastic opportunity from Q4 prime and really looking forward to it. Let's get some Mike, John and Casper. They're gonna throw it down. Huge fan from this Danish rock band. Let's give it up to you, pd. You were stretching hard. Yeah. Got a four second judges. I like Kevin. Rhett's not happy. Well, of course you like, but he hit the music post. He did. Kevin did hit the music post. John, you missed the post. That's the whole point of the game. I actually enjoyed that you brought in my birthday there. You missed the post by about six seconds. And. Oh, we do have still counting in there. Do you want to try again? Because I like you. Yes, sir. Give you nine seconds. You have nine seconds. Still counting. Here we go. Go. Hey, this is John D. Coming at you from KUPD. Come out. See Bo be on July 20 6. Fantastic band, KUPD. I ran over, didn't know the song very well. Nice. You might still be hearing. No, he's just fine. He's just taking a long time. John, I'm sorry. We gave you two chances. We got to let you go. Nice try. Sorry about that. John's out. All right, we got Andrew. That's a tough one. Poor kid. All right, Andrew is up. Andrew, are you there? Yes, I am. All right, you are a Volbeat fan as well? Yes, I am. Do you want to see Kimberly and her size? Yeah, I mean, I'm. If I win, I'll be. I have to find a date to take. Oh, maybe Kimberly would be it. Are you. So you're not a married guy or anything like that? Nope. Happily divorced. Happily divorced. And what was this? What Was your ex wife's dress size in the double digit? Oh, congratulations. At the beginning. Yeah. What was it when you married? Probably single digits. Single digits. And she doubled. It was close. She doubled her. She doubled it. Did she go from a 6 to a 12? That's doubling. No, it was probably more like a 9. She was right in the single digits. Oh, she was barely hanging on to single digits. Did she jump up to like an 18? Not that bad, no. Okay, so she just. She was on the cusp, but you just hated her and got rid of her. Yeah, sure. Is that Christopher Walken? Sure, sure. I hated it. I fed it to the alligators. All right, here we go. Volbeat fan, I assume. I'm gonna give you. Let's go with Shotgun Blues. Love this song. Shotgun blues has a 25 second ramp. You can be a huge Volbeat fan and qualify for this thing if you get this right. Are you ready? Let's give it a shot. All right, Andrew, post it. Go98. KUPD. Get ready for boom on this summer for John's birthday bash. Let's get ready to rumble everybody in the desert and sweat off our butt. 98 is gonna be the party to have. And it's gonna be a party 98 to you. TD. That was. He posted it. Not bad, but he posted it. Stumbled on over that thing. I swear to God. I was gonna say I want a DNA, Andrew. I want a DNA tissue. I think you might be Brady's son. All right, judges. Brett, go with that. He posted it. He stepped all over it, though. But it was. That was a. That was a big stretch. All right, let's give him one more chance like I did the last guy. All right, you get seven seconds on this next one. All right. Are you there, Andrew? Okay. All right. Seven seconds to redeem yourself. Fallen is the song. It starts right now. Go 98. KUPD bulbe in the summer for John Bir. Have a bash 98. KD walked on the right. See how hard this job is? We're like doctors. Andrew, I'm sorry. Brett has given me the thumbs down. I have to let you go. All right, Kimberly and Kevin the Jew hater it. Kevin the racist and Kimberly. Kimberly are going to the Volbies. Well, they're not going to the show, but they're going to qualify. I have Kevin back on real quick. Kevin, are you a married. Hello. Are you a married guy, Kevin? Yes, I am happily married. What's your wife's dress size, I wonder? It's six. And that's why we're Gonna give Bobby to kiss. Wow, look at him. All right. Do you want to apologize to the Jews? Well, I'm actually a quarter Jewish, so every leap year I get to say stuff like this. See, there you go, Kevin, you're so in that. That was a great excuse. I've never heard a better one. All right, thank you, Kevin. Hang on a second. We'll qualify you, too. And let's see if Kimberly wants to actually try. Kimberly, would you like to try? If you lose, you'll lose your. Your prize. No, I will take my wonderful auto qualified for keeping it tight. That's right. Keep it tight and don't ever about like, you know how your looks don't get you somewhere. I will never about that. Isn't it great? You know, only people who do that are ugly. Yeah, I know, right? Yeah. It's so true. And you feel. Rate yourself. I like this. What he did. You're on a scale of 1 to 10. Where do you put you? I'm not going to fight you. I would. I would put my myself at an 8. I've got, like, pretty brown eyes. I've got, like, espresso dark brown hair with some ash highlight. Okay, stop it. What is Great legs. Yeah. Brett wanted to know what you said about the rack augmented. They're big. Natural. No, they're real. They're real. How old are you? Hello. Well, I'm 54, but I don't look 54. 54 natural breasts. That's no good. Picture of z Toledo at 98k. Natural big ones at 54. I knew y' all were gonna do that. Oh, no, it's true, though. It's okay. But you can't have. You can't go bragging about your big breasts at 54. That's like me talking about my sack at 53. It's nasty. Well, you do talk about your sack. I know. And I tell you how awful it is. I ain't bragging about it because it hits the toilet. It's in the water. It's deep. Yesterday I had to do a double hook. Half of it went in and I still had it hooked up. Oh, my God. One of them was rogue. It went. Dropped down in there and it touched. It touched a log. I'm not gonna lie. Well, maybe. Maybe after this discussion, my husband. Maybe after this discussion, my husband will get me and yeah me some update. I don't think you're pro. You're probably not like, too far gone because you're so confident stuff. You kept it together. But yeah, she's an eight. So eight. The 54 natural. As usual. There's a lot of, like when the broccoli comes off, you hear an exhale. From the bra. Yeah, from the bra. Yeah. Lane Bryant is like, oh, thank God. You guys have no idea how hard my job was today. All right, hold on a second. Nice job. You're going to the. You're going to the thing now. Hang on. I don't know. What did he get tickets first? Do we give them at least tickets? I don't even know you got the tickets. Well, we'll figure something out. Yeah, you got something. You're qualified beautifully for the whole damn thing, so you're good. Thank you to both Kimberly and the racist. It's going to be a hell of a show. Sorry, Volit. Thank you. Q Prime got hot releases coming up next. It's 9:00am it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership feed. I have heard enough of this. You P.D. hornberg's morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. Not kidding. I've watched it so many times. I took notes. Oh, talking about Adam Sandler movies I watched Weird hot releases are here. So we'll tell you about that in a second. But I watched a movie yesterday called A Talking Cat. And the reason you have to say it that way is because at the end of Cat, there's an exclamation point, a question mark and another exclamation point. It doesn't make any sense. And Eric Roberts, Julie Roberts brother, plays the talk talking Cat. And if you look into it a little bit, they just said, will you do this? And he's like, I'll do it right now on the phone. And he did. He did all of his lines over the phone. And it took him 15, 20 minutes to do the whole thing. And they didn't even mask that. The talking cat sounds like he's coming through a phone. It's the weirdest thing I've ever watched and it's so bad. And it's got a 38 Rotten Tomatoes rating, which is still better than 11 or 12 of Adam Sandler's movie movies. And this is one of the worst things I've ever seen. So we were talking about grown ups too. I. I kept a notebook of all the continuity errors in that movie. I hated that movie so much. And then I'm like, it made like $300 million. I still can't figure it out. One of the more depressing things you'll ever look up is the net worth of Harrison Ford and then Adam Sandler and realize that it's not even close. No kidding. Yeah. Oh, I mean, it's not even close. And we're saying that because we got nervous that Happy Gilmore too may be coming up. But not today, not today. Next week. Said July sometime. Oh, boy, here we go. Well, let's get right to it then. It's time for this week's hot releases and they are brought to you by New AC unit dot com. You can save thousands. Save time. 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To start out as your pregame, you get off the bus. Where's Ohio State? They're getting raped. They're not on this. They're not on this. They might be. They might have scrubbed him after that documentary. It's a Saturday, man. Chapel Hill. Oh, they're focused in on Belichick's team. Chapel Hill getting attention in a video game is rare unless it's basketball. I thought Jeremiah Smith might have been on the COVID Mind our rivals. There's the well drained boys of Buckeye. You the national champion. Rapeyes are barely featured. Now East Carolina gets on the game. Well, the Pirates are are free of rape. I think that'll get you on the game a lot faster than winning the Natty and having 2,800 sexual assaults under your butt. Tony Hawk, Pro Skater 3 and 4 is being remade for the new game consoles. So they're re releasing it, putting both games together. Tony Hawk three and four. Motorhead. There it is. Motorhead. I was going to say one's dressed like Krueger, and then Ace of Spades is happening. You know what? I'm always this, all right, you were a skater. You know what I never liked about skaters is that they thought what they were doing was outlaw. They always were. Like, the caps are like you guys always thought. Skaters always thought that. Like, because they're skating in places they're not supposed to. Okay, that's trespassing. You're not that big a deal. It's like walking through the wrong parking lot. A skateboard had nothing to do with it. But even in this, like in the beginning, he's skating down the road and the cops are after him. It's trespassing, bro. Right? Only when we were stealing wood for ramps. That was about it. From construction sites, right? Sure, that's about it. You were jerks. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. You weren't hardened criminal badasses that I think most skaters thought they were. Plus, if the wood's in the dumpster, isn't it? No, we were going to construction sites and grabbing the fresh sheets. And then the cops would come. It's because we skate, bro. Or die. No, there's no. You're not dying. You're not skating or dying. Like, if cops pulled their guns, you'd give up everything. I just thought that they thought they started the same thing about culture, though. At what? Empty. Oh, yeah, empty. They're going in people's backyards. Yeah, and that's just poor people. House for sale. But your buddy. His buddy Ryan Swick, he still posts that he skates. He's your age, right? Oh, yeah. I got a buddy that still does too. I'm not against skateboarding. I'm against the attitude that the cops are somehow. They're distracted by it. I don't think Ryan's doing that. What are they skating over there? Put a stop to that. Like, cops never cared about skaters. Like they thought they just were tired of businesses calling, going and get a bunch of pricks standing outside doing what they did here, which is wrecking our bed. I'd have to yell at them at 2 in the morning sometimes to be out there. What illusion. Find all the places that haven't been skateboard. But you're a loser. Or if you're skateboarding at 2 in the morning. See that bench you have over there? That's why we had to put the chains on the bench. And if Brett was yelling at you, that means it was a weekday. At 2 in the morning, it was. You live with your parents. Yeah. You're not. The cops aren't after you. Your dad is and so are creditors. Right. I'm sorry, skaters. I just had to say something. All right, quickly. Season 17 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is out this week. 17? That can't be right. Old Davey and my brother boned up. That's great. It's like 20 something years of TV volunteers. Get the hell out of here. Is this an old season? Longest running liveaction comic. Maybe they do two seasons. Well, no, it's the longest running liveaction show. I thought it would be longer than 17 years. We'll skip that one foundation. Season three is on Apple Plus. Don't know what that is. Nothing says summer like the galactic adventures of Lee Pace and Jerry Jared Harris. Apple's adaption series of Isaac Asimov's supposedly unfilmable book series that after a famously complex start in his first season, but in its second season, it dialed up the fun. Okay, I don't buy it. So it's like Marvel season three. Yeah, it does a little bit. Today Quarterback season two is out on Netflix. Who's the quarterbacks? Kirk Cousins, Joe Burrow. Me. Let's go. Let's go. Start out your career. I thought Kirk was in the first season. 20 years. Was that a different. A lot. And then maybe you blink your eye and you're in year five next time. Now where we're at the gray ones. Make it work. Twink Burrow fixed those highlighted hairs, though. He was. Kurt Cousins wasn't. Yeah, you can be in multiples. Why not? Well, you guys always have to have new quarterbacks. I want new blood, man. Kurt's going through a lot. He might not even get the starting job done there in Atlanta football. That's a week away from being our Sanders man. They're going to cut him and send him to Canada, which is even better. Browns being Browns. Oh, last one I got for you. We talked about it this morning. Superman out in theaters on Friday. This is this Friday. It's an immigrant story. Yeah. Make people angry. Did he land here in the Cape? Well, he didn't. He was a baby. I thought in the first. That's what I thought in this one he just landed in the snow. He's brand. He's a grown up. His job is to assimilate and be just like us. So if he landed in Pakistan or Russia we'd have had a different story on our hands. And I like the Superman. I like the theory of predator. If it bleeds, you can kill it. Superman bleeds a lot. That's all I got because we got to get the bread. All right, go ahead. All right, super. You're. Are you interested in it for real? Is Kirby. Is it a kid thing? No. No, I don't think. Well, can't be kid thing. No, not teenager thing. No way. It's not. When her and her friend dig into the dc. When her and her friend were talking. When you had abducted them this weekend, did you ever hear any of them whisper, if your father lets us go, we need to go to the movies now. They heard couples. I couldn't hear you over the farting. Oh, there was talking while you were in the esser. Oh, yeah. This is new music from Plush. You remember the four girls that played you fest a couple years back? They were good. Wasn't one of them like 19? Wasn't even allowed in the think so was that the warning? No warning. Was definitely young. Yes. The blonde one from her. I don't think they let her in the bar. Sure, she got her way in there, but she got. They were good. I remember watching they covered that Barracuda. Nailed it too. So this is why from Plush. All right. We played this yesterday. Lamb of God. Lamb of God's cover of Children of the Grave from Black Sabbath. It was good. It was. Let's get that a little bit to Randy. I like it. Children of the Grave by Lamb of God. That's solid. Hail storms. Got a new one out there. Actually opening up for Volbeat. Speaking of which. So. So that racist guy Kevin and our friend Kimberly will see them. If they go earlier, they'll probably be backstage with Volv. Well, is she overdoing it again now? Yep. The world is still. It's just Lizzy on the piano. Really look like her. We're playing it or Larry just said we're already playing this. Fast forward a little darkness. Go. All right. Slow build. It gets there eventually. How about Roxen? I don't know what that is. I don't either. This is fantastic. Favorite type Dachshund. Yeah, it's Dawen and rock set got together. Oh, no, it's another one of those. Do I or do I not like this 16 or 45. Damn it, Brett Fav. Do I like this or not? I don't know what is interesting. I don't care for the song that much, but do we like her? Roxanne I don't know. I don't know. I am intrigued. Xeroxing her butt. I can't tell. I can't tell if I like her or not. I'm with bread on that. I think I do. I'm gonna lean towards yes. They wouldn't have put an underage girl in an office building. And now she looks like she's 35. Now she's 12. Damn it. Double damage and burned by this blood before. Let's go to one of those AI songs. This is for me, Mike and the Suicidal boys. This is institutionalized 50s style. So it's like Suicidal Tendencies, only they did it in institutionalized 50s style. In a doo. Yeah. Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I want it to. And I get real frustrated. And, like, I try hard to do it and I, like, take my time. Does he know about this? I don't know. I'm not sure. It's like I concentrate on hit it real hard, but it just doesn't work out. And everything I do and everything I try never turns out. It's like, I need time to figure these things out. But there's always someone there going, hey, Mike, you know, we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately. You know, you should maybe get away and, like, maybe you should talk. They get into the. It comes up. Yeah, no, it's okay. You know, I'll figure it out. Just leave me alone. I'll figure it out. You know, I'm just working on myself. Table. Well, you know, you wanna talk about it? I'll be here, you know, and you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it. So why don't you talk about it? I go, no, I don't want to. I'm okay. I'll figure it out myself. But they just keep bugging me. They just keep bugging me, and it builds up inside. So you gotta be institutionalized. You come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes. You won't have any say. Brainwash you until you see their way. I'm not sure I like it better. Oh, my God, like, 50s suicidal tendencies. Thank you, AI, for making the world better. And that will bring us to the game that is sweeping the nation. N Word or F Word? Today we got Too short, more freaky tales. So this is the sequel. This isn't the original one. This is. Nobody heard a song off of this album. Probably not. Just too short. Family. I'm going F Word. Go F Word. Angry N Word. I'm too short. I'll go friendly. N word. Okay, here we go. Now, you got to be careful because the both words come. Yep. Yeah. So gotcha. So it's the second, though. Okay. For 15 years, I've been a real player. So if you want to have sex, say, hell yeah. Hell yeah. I met this girl in Atlanta. She let a nigga fuck order. It was me. That was you? Yeah, I got it. It was a friendly N word followed by the F word, back to back. Jax Castellano's goes deep. I finally got one. It's been a month since I won that. At least. All right, there you go. Easy peasy. Brought to you by our friends@newacunit.com save thousand. Save time. Buy online. New ac unit.com. there go your hot releases. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership feed. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. All right, let's get the heck out of here, shall we? It's 10 o'. Clock. Should have been done a couple minutes ago. Or not. Apologize. All that Superman talk. It's time now for the entertainment girls. Brought you by our friends@reactdefense.com the Home Tactical Black self defense training. And I always said it earlier, there is truth to what I said about defending yourself by screaming, yelling and flailing. Sounds pansy. But man, oh man, the people attacking you hate that. So do bees. Somebody sent me the clip of Stevo and I forget who it was. One of the other guys on Jackass. And to see what's real, what's better if you're in a hive of bees, staying calm or running around and flailing. And the dude running around got stung a thousand times. Stevo was so high. I don't think he felt it. 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That's why Brett. So we got rid of them. You know, earlier this year, Attorney General Pam Bondi told Fox News there was. There was a list. It's on her desk for her review. She also said there's an other evidence that we were going to release. She was talking about a bunch of videos, but now there's nothing. No list. Justin. Justice Department says it's not going to release anything further. It's declared that Epstein killed himself. Yeah, they said there's no murder. This whole. It is just a real disturbance in the maga. Magaverse. Even Alex Jones is freaking out about it. Well, what else? Elon Musk has gone to town saying it's a. There's a list of something. It either is nothing on the list or it's so detrimental to so many people that they've decided we're not going to protect. It doesn't exist. Yeah, I don't think this is a win for either side. You know, this Epstein list, to me reminds me of when you go on a. The other last week, it was pouring rain here on my weather app. I looked and it said no rain. And I looked for, like, next. When is it going to rain here? And it was already starting to rain a little bit. And then it said, there's no chance of rain where I am, and it will end in six minutes. And I'm like, wait a minute. You said it's not raining at all, but the rain that isn't happening is going to. To end in six minutes. That's the Epstein list. It's just confusing enough to make you turn it off. And it's like, no. We looked at the list, and we realized there isn't one. Did Belichick and Tom Brady run this investigation? I mean, yeah, Brady. When I say there's no list. We. We checked out all the lists. We look at the lists, we look at the list. We're big on lists. Like Schindler. Big like Schindler's List. We Looked at the list and we said, there is no list. What were you looking at the list. And then it said no list. Actually, it was a list of things that are not lists. So there isn't one that we looked at. When they say they looked at it and that there isn't one. It's just enough to spin you around like a Batman villain and then they're gone. Brady. I looked at my phone and I realized there was no phone. I asked my phone, I said, where's my phone? And it said that you don't have one. And that's what I'm going with. There isn't no link. This just a flight log. There's no flight lock. I looked at the flight lock. There wasn't one. It's just enough to make you go, huh? And then you stop asking the right question. And it ain't just Trump. There's a Clinton family over there getting Bill cool towels. Are they doing it or what's he doing with that goddamn list? He said there wasn't one. Bill. Oh, thank God. I love Donald Trump so much. Most of those people places have like the island that he had as a guest book and people just sign it more important cameras. They were everywhere. Yeah. When they went through his again. Epstein's New York house had thousands of holes drilled in the walls where little pin cameras were. And everyone who was there ended up knowing about that and it scared them extra ventilation death. That he would be. Look, the day you see Bill Clinton go, you know what? Donald Trump's not a bad guy. We just need to give it that. Then you know that they made it. You say I'm nice on TV and I won't put the list out. There is no list. Oh, I know that. We both know there's no list, but I'll put it out. They figure if Diddy can walk, then this is gonna walk away too. The list has life, but I don't know, it's just there's something there that that isn't there. Scarlett Johansson has just been named the highest grossing lead actor movies that she starred in. Scarlett Johansson? Yep. 14.8 billion. So she's ahead of two of her other MCU co stars. Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Downey Jr. You get into those movies on the tubes. Junior makes a point that said, don't you find it strange that Israel's prime minister was here and a list wasn't revealed? I don't know if that's a tie in. You tried to Schindler in there. I've brought you no Lists today. Benjamin is great. Did you see Benjamin yesterday, Brady? He. He nominated me for the Nobel Peace. That was Jean. No, that was Benjamin. Oh, I think. Was it Ben? Ben, come on in here. Is it you or. Hello, Mr. President. Hoy. It wasn't me. It was Gene said. Come on engine. It was me. Gene Simmons of Kiss. That's. You nominated Trump? I did not nominate Trump. No, it was Dave Draiman of Disturbed. Come on in, Dave. The least I could do is nominate you, Mr. President. Yakka kaka kai. Is that some sort of Jew thing? Hey, Yaka kakai to you as well. Brett likes this too much. It's encouraging. Bring Kevin back on the phone from earlier. Kevin would love this. Kevin would be a big fan, as the Jews say. And also Brady, I'm going to win the Nobel Peace Prize for bombing a nuclear facility. Congratulations. It's irony, I know, but it's real. There is no list. Like there is no Iranian nuke facility. I got that too. Barack Obama is doing a show in London. A speaking engagement at the O2 Arena. VIP tickets going for $2,440. It includes a photo op commemorative ticket, a copy of Obama's memoir, A Promised Land. Premium seating, post show, access to private club where there's a bar and live music. Cool. And you get to touch Big Mike's unit. Oh man, you're not going to do that. No. But that package is more than Beyonce VIP Chapter three Snake jaw. I had to learn how to dislocate my jaw to please Big Mike. That's true. Is he over there playing one of those recorders and stuff? Just like the. The Cobra dance and stuff like that. Sometimes we play Indian in a basket and Big Mike puts her package inside there and I. The snake comes out and then I dislodge my jaw and ironically swallow the snake. There's no list if you want to buy some of the late Richard Simmons. Heck yeah. Wardrobe. What? There was 200 items Bonham auctions will be offering. The bedazzled tank tops, the shorts. Oh, you need that for night the of singing dad. Yeah, I think maybe I have to. I think I can just buy that though. I don't need to get like the authentic. Look at that. A painting of Richard surrounded by dalmatians. That's cute. I can make a sweating with the oldies tank. And I certainly don't need bacon strip Richard Simmons shorts to be authentic. I don't think anybody's going to ask me, are those really his? You can wear the certificate of authenticity around your Neck while you're wearing it. And here's a plus for those of you who weren't curious. These are actually worn by Richard Simmons at one point. That portrait will go right now between 8001200 bucks and the his gym, the Slimmins gym right there. That little placard you can buy. Oh, I see. Slim. I guess a pun. By the way, just got a text from. From someone that said some. I was with a guy this weekend that called his. His car, the Lolita Express. Signed Kirby's friend. So there is a list. You're on it. A Lincoln Lolita Express. That's right. Brady has the Lincoln Lolita. He takes young girls across state lines against their will and farts on them for six days in San Diego. It's great. We can feel better about Roxanne. She's 25. Okay. Thank God we just got that emailed into us. Yeah. Still don't know how I feel. And this guy would feel fine about it. Oh, yeah, no, she's good, but you just. You can't say it out loud until you know for sure. Yeah, yeah, because I want to remember that one girl we were looking at. I'm like, I don't know if she's 15 or 30. And then I'm like, she's gorgeous. And then turned out she was 16. Now I'm. Now I'm a weirdo. She's at least 17 now. And she was never at Lolita Island. She was never on the plane. She's never not on the list. When I was banging her, she wasn't there. That's exactly how that worked. Didn't exist. Something about that thing is that I said it years ago. I'm glad they're burying this. You do. Andrew's Like I told you. Yeah. You do not want this out. You may think that you're going to get tribal with your Democrat or Republican politics. They're all on it. And the pulling on this little string unravels a big sweater of. It's a disaster. Bury this. Bury it. Oh, please bury it. Because it'll be someone we end up knowing, like triple be on it. Oh, they buried the list that doesn't exist. Oh, speaking of burying, that's what we used to do on Epstein Island. Yeah. I bury my pain into one of those people's that was on there. Man, oh, man. But it didn't happen. Didn't exist. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Is essentially what just happened. We're done. Larry's coming up next. Larry happened he's real. And aren't you lucky for me? Oh, Larry's giving away dates with himself today. If you guys want to go out with Larry, he'll take you over the Applebee's, get a Midori Sour, and stare in your eyes forever. Nice. It's nice. Let's see. Midori Sour hour with Larry. That's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a great Tuesday. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Hello. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.