07-08-25 - Pet Care Bill Passes Legislature - Dining Influencers Shocked At What MKT Pricing Is On Menu - No Longer Reqd To Remove Shoes At Airport Security - KTAR Gives Bad Advice Again Regarding Bee Attacks

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Release Date: July 8, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, and Katie

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1. Pet Care Bill Passes Legislature

Overview:
The episode opens with a significant legislative achievement: the passage of a new Pet Care Bill in Arizona. John Holmberg discusses the bill's journey through the legislature, highlighting bipartisan support and the pivotal role played by Governor Katie Hobbs.

Key Points:

• Bill's Purpose: Enhances the rights and protection of animals, addressing issues like hoarding and ensuring adequate treatment of pets at home.
• Legislative Process: Initially faced obstruction from internal political maneuvering but ultimately passed overwhelmingly due to strong advocacy from the Humane Society and public support.
• Bipartisan Support: Despite origins as a Republican bill, it garnered support across the political spectrum once brought to a vote.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [02:40]: “We passed that bill and Governor Hobbs signed it. It made me happy because it kind of moved, blurred the lines of tribalism and made everybody go, ah, this is the right thing to do.”
• John Holmberg [08:20]: “Congratulations, Arizona. You did a good job. Thank you, PE People. Governor Hobbs.”

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2. Dining Influencers Shocked at Market (MKT) Pricing on Menus

Overview:
The hosts delve into a viral incident involving Gen Z diners who were taken aback by "MKT" pricing at a restaurant. This segment critiques the influence of social media on dining experiences and the misunderstandings surrounding menu pricing.

Key Points:

• Incident Details: Two young diners at Moonrakers restaurant were surprised by high prices labeled as "MKT" (market price) for their meal, mistakenly interpreting it as a markdown.
• Social Media Reaction: Their video went viral, garnering over 90 million views, which the hosts interpret as recognition of their lack of understanding rather than genuine shock.
• Hosts' Perspective: The discussion includes humor and criticism towards Gen Z's reliance on social media validation and perceived lack of financial savvy.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [10:50]: “They thought that meant marked down. Now we know.”
• John Holmberg [12:34]: “It's 100. No, it isn't. It's dumb. You're dumb. And they call them Gen Z diners. It's like, no, they're adults.”

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3. Change in Airport Security: No Longer Required to Remove Shoes

Overview:
A major shift in airport security protocols is discussed, specifically the elimination of the requirement to remove shoes during security screenings. The hosts analyze the implications of this change and reminisce about past security measures.

Key Points:

• Historical Context: The shoe removal rule was instituted as a direct response to attempts like the "shoe bomber" incident but proved unpopular among travelers.
• Impact on Travelers: The hosts joke about the convenience of keeping shoes on but also mock concerns about foot exposure and footwear choices.
• Personal Anecdotes: Stories about managing luggage and dealing with airline policies further emphasize the hosts' humorous take on travel hassles.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [21:17]: “It's for all attacks. There isn't a single attack I can think of where flailing, running and screaming isn't a better option than laying there and taking it.”
• John Holmberg [22:24]: “Shifting shoes off was a zero-sum win. And that's what I've never understood.”

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4. KTAR's Poor Advice on Bee Attacks

Overview:
The hosts criticize KTAR for providing inadequate advice on handling bee attacks, contrasting it with their own more aggressive and unconventional approaches. John Holmberg shares a personal incident involving bee stings to illustrate his point.

Key Points:

• Critique of KTAR Advice: KTAR recommends staying calm and seeking enclosed areas during bee attacks, which the hosts find ineffective.
• Alternative Approach: The hosts advocate for flailing, running, and screaming as better defensive tactics against aggressive bees.
• Personal Story: John Holmberg recounts being stung by a bee while dressed as a bee himself, emphasizing his skepticism towards conventional advice.
• Discussion on Bee Behavior: Insights into Africanized bees' aggression and misconceptions about their origins and behavior.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [35:28]: “Don't touch it. Don't get closer. Flail, run, scream.”
• John Holmberg [39:40]: “John Holmberg's theory versus Ladonna Harvey's theory… run around and flail, you're gonna win the fight. Period.”
• John Holmberg [40:02]: “It's the opposite of what the experts always tell you. Stay calm? No. Defend yourself.”

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Conclusion

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the hosts navigate through a blend of local legislative successes, social media mishaps in dining, changes in travel protocols, and critiques of popular advice on bee safety. Their discussions are interspersed with humor, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary, making complex topics both entertaining and thought-provoking for listeners.

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Notable Excluded Content:

• Advertisements for MMP Guns and Doug Hopkins.
• Introductory and outro segments.
• Musical interludes and non-content banter unrelated to main topics.

Transcript

[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

You'Ve.

[Brady]

Been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil.

[John Holmberg]

Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. A year of pity. Home.

[Brady]

Where's morning sickness? Gotta get up to here and make you laugh until you peel. They might make you come und make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John Grant and Brady and big Dick Toledo. They call us Hobbs but we are not worth miles to nowhere. They speak on controversy. Who's bobbing? Johnny snob. They think Dua Lipa's great for the faint of heart. They're not. Homework's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Makes them laugh, makes them cry. In all seriousness and fun. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. Ha ha ha. But that's a prereq. They own the mornings airing over 20 years. Like a blue pill they're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows but you can't eat at Porkopolis club. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you spiel. Wipe you off when they are done. Make your cock rise with the sun. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up. Yeah. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big red radio's got you son. It's incredible.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you Katie and the Hobbs. It is 648. That's miles to nowhere. Everybody. By the way, my paper there. Speaking of Katie Hobbs, Governor Hobbs, very happy that Governor Hobbs was the one yesterday who pointed out. And if you remember, it was like a month ago, a little less. We had the guy from the Humane Society come in here and tell us that we had to get that bill passed for, you know, the rights of animals and things like that and make sure that we don't have any more hoarding situations and just the basic kind of upgrade of a law we didn't have. Well, it finally happened. And everybody that was emailing, oh, your buddy lost me when he mentioned right, left and other. It was a Republican bill and it was being blocked by one Republican that was trying to get another guy to. It was the inter workings of politics. He was trying to get one guy to do something for him and he wouldn't allow this bill to get voted on until that got done. So once they kind of do me a favor. Yeah, but I'll tell you this. I got emails from. From the Humane Society folks and they said that with all the emails that they got from people like you guys, that when we had that guy on and said just, just tell the guy, put it to a vote. It may lose. We're not being, you know, like make it. Just allow it to be voted on. It wasn't being allowed. It passed like overwhelmingly. There wasn't anybody left or right in this thing. It just, it basically covered. They have to have adequate treatment of your pet at home because we can't afford to have that bitch that was out in Chandler do what she did. Again, we a couple incidents at that same address since then because the laws weren't clear enough. So now they are. Like Julie says, the bill passed. Yay for the Humane Society. Great job for putting the word out and organizing the ghouls to write. It worked. And Katie Hobbs did something that I finally agree with Julie. Well, there you go. See, it wasn't a. And again, you can't do that kind of stuff in the modern era because once you say, well, the Republicans, I'm out like half. You lose half the audience. They're like, oh, it's against my. I have to stay in my tribe. But this was one of those where you're just like, just listen and hear it out. Hopefully you can understand where it came from. But it happened. Celebrates it on a victory tour.

[Katie]

Hi, pet. Do you have any pets? Yeah, you want another one?

[Brett]

You got one of mine for I've.

[Katie]

Got a pussy you could pet.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, damn.

[Katie]

Yeah. Hi, everybody.

[John Holmberg]

Sit.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Katie.

[Katie]

Yeah. So I saw you with your Irish wolfhound yesterday, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

Our Irish wolfhound. I don't have a lot.

[Katie]

I think you do.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Katie]

There's pictures on the Instagram of you and big, giant, ugly gray dog.

[John Holmberg]

Wait a minute, I don't remember. Wait a minute.

[Katie]

And you had your arm around. It was on the back of your motorcycle. It's awesome that you trained it to do that. It's cute. It's a mascot at some bar. And it's like a Shar Pei or His face is all black, you think? You called it Mathie. Mathia. Mathia.

[John Holmberg]

Mathia.

[Katie]

Yeah. Oh, that's it. I don't know how to pronounce illegal immigrants names. I'm not for this ICE thing. But I'll get her deported.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Katie]

My pussy.

[John Holmberg]

Whoa.

[Katie]

I'm talking about the pussy.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay. All right. Geez.

[Katie]

She's Fred stalling. So dirty.

[Brett]

She's blushing, Brady.

[Katie]

Oh, my God, I'm flushed. Semi Pussy brat.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Katie]

You wanna see it?

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Katie]

Huh.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway.

[Katie]

Hi, Brad. Can you tell your dad to be quiet while we talk? Anyway, shake. Okay. So Parkinson's will help you shake soon, I hope. Thank you, Brad. I'm glad you like that, Joe.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It was a good one.

[Katie]

You get a treat for that not talking. So, my pussy. You know, if you want to see it, I have to warn you.

[Brett]

Yeah?

[Katie]

It's not regular pussy.

[Brett]

Really?

[Katie]

No. Most. Most of them.

[Brett]

Is it short hair or long haired?

[Katie]

Oh, it's groomed.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Egyptian.

[Katie]

No, it's not Egyptian. Anyway. Oh, Brady, look. There's pizza all over the floor in the hallway.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Clean it up, girl.

[John Holmberg]

You.

[Katie]

Anyway, I was telling Brett about my pussy. It's different than the other ones because most of them don't like water, but mine's always wet.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Katie]

Yeah. I should pet him. And he needs water. My pussy needs water. And that is in the new bill. You have to have adequate water for.

[John Holmberg]

My pussy to keep it wet.

[Katie]

You gotta keep my.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Katie]

Oh, God. I just made eye contact with Brady.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Let's go for a walk.

[Katie]

Yeah, let's go for a walk. Off a fairy.

[Big Dick Toledo]

You got Zoomies?

[Katie]

No, I don't have Zoomies. My God, Look. Bridge your wheelchair somewhere near here. Shouldn't we get you out? We should get you in the store.

[Big Dick Toledo]

You have a grooming appointment.

[Katie]

I got a grooming appointment.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Katie]

You want to brush it up? That's all matted.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Katie]

Slept on funny.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Katie]

Anyway.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Katie]

Well, congratulations, Arizona. You did a good job. Thank you, PE People. Governor Hobbs. Very Happy with you for voting, helping us vote for that bill. And I hope Brett's dog, clearly old and on its last legs, is gonna be dead soon. And then you'll need a new pet. Maybe you'll go with, let's see. I felt bad because clearly had a stroke. You're just such an angel, Brad, because you take care of that.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you, big ugly beast.

[Katie]

I'm leaving, everybody. Song.

[John Holmberg]

Bye. Get the stick. Get the stick. Wow. All right. She left. I didn't know. When'd you get an Irish wolf found? I didn't know you had. I don't have social media, so I don't see your posts. It's interesting, but good. We passed that bill and Governor Hobbs signed it. And it made me happy because it kind of moved, blurred the lines of tribalism and made everybody go, ah, this is the right thing to do. And that's rare in these days. I liked it. I liked that whole let's do it right, you know, for a change. For a change. No bad. But we did. When that guy was in here talking about the humane side, he did mention. He goes, eh, it got blocked. I forget. We brought up Charlie Kirk and then lost all the Charlie Kirk fans and lost all the. Right. When he said, well, Charlie Kirk said a thing once on his pocket and he brought up all Charlie Kirk did. Cause I went back and listened later. Cause a person sent me a clip. All he did was bring up the question, does this affect the ranchers? Cause it can be a problem. He wasn't wrong.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Something in this about this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Is this gonna mess with ranches? Does this make it so we have to have adequate stuff? And now if you got a thousand head of cattle, you got a different. You know, is this gonna make it tougher for them? And that's all he brought up. And then the guy who was here was saying, Charlie Kirk kinda. Oh, Charlie Kirk's blocking. It's. Cause it's a. It's a lib cuck. They're trying to make your pets gay. And I'm like, no. But everybody saw it, so it's good. So I'm happy. And this is a society that. That I'm not always proud of. I'm part of it too. I do dumb stuff too. But when I saw yesterday that there was two girls and they called them Gen Z diners. What? Gen Z Diners, which is just people who are dumb and young and they get to dinner, they. They were shocked by their bill and they got 90 million views on Instagram filming their bill going we just had.

[Katie]

Lunch for 160 bucks.

[John Holmberg]

What? Cause they didn't understand that next to, I guess it was lobster or something where the price goes. It said mkt. Yeah. They thought that meant marked down.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Oops.

[John Holmberg]

Oops.

[Brett]

How hot were they?

[John Holmberg]

Not very. What? But here's the crazy part. They're proud that they got 90 million hits. So no matter how it happened. And they don't realize.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Jackpot.

[John Holmberg]

They don't realize it's because they're dumb. By any means necessary. Malcolm X is spinning in his grave. Because by any means necessary has turned into get attention. Even if people. Even if it's like you're covered in shame and ridicule. Smile and slap high fives. When you're so stupid that people pay attention to you as 160 bucks for their bill. When the bill came, they're like, what? We had a salad and some crab legs. Like, yeah, the crab legs were like $90. What? They got 19 million views. A girl named Arabella Manoid. 20 years old and it was her sister's whatever. And they went, arabella Manoid? That's right. She's already annoying. Gilbert kid who's got some special name. And it's not. Yeah, it's just an annoying name. Just name your kids good names. And they shared their shock online. Got 19 million views at a place called Moonrakers, which I didn't know that seems like a pretty good idea to have Bond themed restaurants, but I don't think it is. And get sit in that G Force machine that Moonraker had. Spin and eat. That would be great. Jaws serves you anyway.

[Katie]

She goes, we didn't know what MKT meant.

[John Holmberg]

Now we know.

[Big Dick Toledo]

That's adorable.

[John Holmberg]

It's 100. No, it isn't. It's dumb. You're dumb. And they call them Gen Z diners. It's like, no, they're adults.

[Brett]

That's why I figured they were hot. Because they're so stupid.

[John Holmberg]

Right? They're 20.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It sounds hot.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. On this morning sickness update this 4th.

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[Brett]

With Byron from MMP Guns. Byron, why should someone choose to go to MMP Guns?

[Byron]

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[Brett]

Well it sounds like MMP Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection.

[Byron]

That's you can visit us at the store at northeast corner of 12th street and Indian School or online at mmpguns.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[John Holmberg]

You can't differentiate diners by generation. We're all diners. It doesn't matter what generation you're from. And if you're just too stupid to understand what market pricing is that can be universal. But let's not hand off the and so they're saying it's I can't wait.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Till I see a restaurant that has no Gen Z diners.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah because they don't understand I will go there the price I will would oh man. I would too. Although call Charles up start a new restaurant fest. You know what Aftermath yes. You know 25 plus yes. Born and bred plus they could just.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Do a a Gen Z diner menu so it has all the prices done to how about.

[John Holmberg]

Well that's what these girls are saying.

[Katie]

You can't have it without the price.

[John Holmberg]

Like they're trying to make it seem like the our this dumb older generation doesn't put the price well. Yeah. Cause the price changes every day. It's market price.

[Katie]

It should be a fair price for everyone.

[John Holmberg]

All Right. You're a little socialist. Calm down. Market price has been around forever and you avoid it like the plague if you're smart. Because it's never good. They never come back and go, market price is a dollar today. It's always bad.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Does it sell more with MKT on it rather than the price?

[John Holmberg]

I think, you know, it's like.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Cause it's basically saying, yeah, mkt, it's not for you. You can't afford.

[John Holmberg]

What it says to me is, money is no option.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So it's great for a date because if you're a dude, you're trying to impress a chicken, I gotta just have the lobster.

[Katie]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Mkt, they used to not put prices on the ladies menu. This isn't that long ago, but they give the man a menu and then the lady the menu. Because it was pretty much standard before men became pussies that the dude was gonna pay for everything. Ladies, you fought that and I don't know why the you did. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. We'll pay our own way. Like, okay. Christ, you morons. Again, I always go back to it. Women actually fought the phrase, no woman of mine is going to work. They fought it. They fought hard. Started burning their clothes up.

[Brett]

Maybe those dumb broadsided said mgk. Oh my God.

[Katie]

Oh my God, Machine guy is going to come out with that order.

[John Holmberg]

So they got upset and they're upset by it because they think it's a trick against them. Market price is never good. If you see it and you're on a budget, you can't afford it. Brady's right. If you're worried, worried about the bill at all. If you're in girl lunch. If you're splitting the bill, nobody can go. MKT girls can't have an iced tea and an alcoholic beverage without there being a fight when the bill comes.

[Katie]

You just had an iced tea.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I spent 2.95.

[Brett]

You spent $7.

[Katie]

Why am I paying for her drinks?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. Just put the card down. It'll even out later. You cheap bastard.

[Brett]

My wife does that when she goes out with girls and they're all sitting there. She's like, I'll just pay for it.

[John Holmberg]

If anyone reaches for the bill and looks for it, it I put my card down like I got it. Well, I'm just. See. No, no, no, I got it. We didn't go out here to, you know, argue afterwards. But MKT is not for you if you don't know. On a menu, very rarely is it like Reveal the prize. Usually you're going to get screwed. If there's no price on it, it's because they don't know and it's high and they don't want to put it on there because today it might be 150 bucks. I've never been to a seafood place where like market price is pretty loaded. It's never happened.

[Big Dick Toledo]

How's the market looking?

[John Holmberg]

How's the market looking on the lobster? Pretty low. We got some. Got some real screwed up lobsters back there. We're gonna. 12 bucks, 15 bucks. I'm like, my God, Yes. Hit it. What are we Red Lobster prices now? You know who never did that though? And you know how it's a scam. Red Lobster never had market price. They had a price for their lobsters. They worked in mass. Now they might have done the ones in the tank for a little while.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Red Lobster, they've got their.

[John Holmberg]

They're not gonna all of a sudden start.

[Big Dick Toledo]

They've got their standard lobster. That price.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but that's it. So you know, lobsters can be corralled in the price department. If Red Lobster could do it, so could these other places. But market price is more of a game. So dudes can impress chicks. That's really all it is. Once they started putting prices on women's menus, MKT and she'd see it and she'd have. A good woman would think twice about ordering it. A gets it. And that used to be a test for me. Men, when they put prices on menus, you know this, you get there and she orders the lobster. It's like went lobster on the first date. That's market price. I don't even know how much that cost. And she didn't care. I think it means Mark's town. There it is. What Brett just said.

[Brett]

Better be giving it up. If you're going for that lobster on.

[John Holmberg]

The first date, I'd better get the groom. Yeah, yeah. If you go MKT on me right off the bat, God damn right.

[Big Dick Toledo]

That could be the new code.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's been a code forever. Yeah. If a girl goes MKT on the first date, she is not worthy of your time. Unless giving it up, she's knobbing you in the car on the way home with a buttermilk biscuit breath. Chesapeake Bay biscuit. She better smell a little bit like Cheddar Bay. Yeah. The mouth better smell a little bit more like a hatchery than the lower half. That's all I'm saying. If you're going to go market price on first date, you go market price and hold off. That's the last lobster bisque you're getting out of me.

[Brett]

Peace out.

[John Holmberg]

It was a test. It always has been. But now they're saying. But they got 19 million views, so they're thrilled. They're getting all this attention. I'm like, you got attention because you're stupid. And I guess that's pretty okay. It used to be you get attention for prideful things and, like, be happy and your family be like, look at her. She just a protege. She's amazing. The future of the country. And now you're just the future. That's it. That's all you are.

[Katie]

I didn't know what market price was, so we ordered it anyway.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't ask any questions.

[Katie]

We thought markdown.

[John Holmberg]

From what, dumbass? It could have been marked down from a million. Hubbard Broadcasting could have been doing the pricing. You don't know what the number is. They just pull them out of the sky and throw them at people like, what do you think?

[Brett]

Just put it on the card.

[Big Dick Toledo]

They just turned 18 or 19 and it's the first time they're. They could order outside of the kids menu.

[John Holmberg]

Kids don't order off the menu when they're 18.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Sheltered the whole time. Their parents would take care of everything.

[John Holmberg]

She's 20. She went out by herself.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

But of course, she got to Instagram first. So we live in that society where they're that dumb. And now they're gonna have to put dummy menus out for market pricing again. Then ask. Just ask. That's it. Oh, my goodness. My friend just texted me that he won $23,000 in the slot machine. Hey. Yo. Nice job. Nice local. Yeah, he's from Morocco. That'll help because he's a terrible real estate agent, so he's been struggling. That's awesome. Good for you. Thanks for that. Early morning bump.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Looks like he's not going to work.

[John Holmberg]

He can afford market pricing now, which is pretty solid. Good for you now, Dr. Jordan. Anyway. And also, we could celebrate today because it's the end of the ridiculous. Shoes off at the airport. We're done with it. It never.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Quietly.

[John Holmberg]

It never mattered.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Unless you don't have a travel id. Then you're going to have to take.

[John Holmberg]

I don't have a travel id.

[Big Dick Toledo]

You're going to be taking them off.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm not. I'll just feel like we're good now. Get on the planet. We're good. This is my id. It's the same ID without a star. That I would have with a star. It has nothing to do with. I just didn't give. I didn't take the time to go over to the DMV like some sort of sheep. My ID is the same as it was before.

[Brett]

Madonna was excited about that this morning.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the shoe. Here's the reason why. Shoes off. Staying on at the airport, pulling his combat boots off is great a time some people wore boots with laces and stuff. But what it did that was worse was create discount airline lines because people would now get on planes in flip flops or shoes that slipped on and off real easy. And you got to see people's feet on the plane.

[Brett]

Nothing but circle K feet and allegiant spirit line.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. And it created that $9 flights with people who wore flip flops on planes because. And I didn't blame them. I don't want to sit there and take my shoes off and have to. It's a pain in the ass. So they wore flip flops.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Thanks. Richard Reed.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Richard Reed was the problem. The. The shoe bomber back 30. He's the only one. And he didn even do it right. The plane landed, kind of pumped a little noise and it was, we're good. And then they made us take our shoes off from there on. And nothing is zero. Absolutely zero wins in the shoes off thing. Zero. And that's what I've never understood. Right down to the ID with the star on it. The only people that are going to comply to that first are the bad guys. Once you start saying, all right, announcement, you're gonna have to have your shoes inspected before you get in the plane. Well, then we're not gonna put them in our shoes. That's the only place you're looking. That's. We're real thorough about the shoe thing. Cause we missed one. Okay, so the only people that were gonna comply to shoe bomber stuff were the. Were the bad guys. They were gonna find a different spot for it. If you keep trying to stop what happened before, they've already done it, so they're not gonna do it again. So yeah, taking our shoes off was a zero sum win none. And some people will argue, well, once we did it, that's why nobody ever. Nobody was ever gonna put bombs in their shoes ever again. That was a one off. And we had to suck it up for safety.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Next up, maybe the liquid liquid rule.

[John Holmberg]

I hope so. Yeah. Cause you know, I've never traveled with that. Have you? I've never once traveled with liquid liquid. I just get it there wherever I'm Going. We'll have what I'm looking for. What. What am I dying to bring with me?

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah. I guess it's like if your toothpaste tube is too big.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Shampoo.

[John Holmberg]

Right. They don't have that where you're going.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Oh, no, they. They always have it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So I never understood a lot of.

[Big Dick Toledo]

People like, oh, I've got it. If I have it and I haven't used it, why can't I just take it?

[John Holmberg]

You know what those people are calling called cheap pricks? Market cheap pricks. Yeah. People can't afford market pricing because if you're toting giant tubes of toothpaste from here to there, but you're flying where you're going, the airport will probably have what you need. It's a little pricey, but I've never. I know ladies have, like, lotions and buckets of things, but just, you know, pull back a little bit. You can fix yourself up. Wherever we're going. Go to the Walgreens.

[Katie]

I'm gonna go to a Sephora and.

[John Holmberg]

Get, like, 40 pounds of it. No, you don't. You don't need any of that.

[Brett]

When you travel with Megan, does she have to check luggage? Because she's got all that stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Not because of that stuff. Okay.

[Brett]

Shoes and everything else.

[John Holmberg]

No. Terrible packer. That's all it comes down to. I've exited that completely. Like, I just go in there and see two suitcases on a bed for a weekend, and you're like, no, I'm not even gonna argue with. I don't know what's going in half of those. And the worst thing is that thing. You hear that zipper?

[Katie]

Oh, my God. I forgot, like, half my stuff.

[John Holmberg]

I'm like, you brought half your stuff, so there's nothing left in the closet. What else is there to bring? Countless amounts of times, the zipper opens.

[Katie]

I forgot all my makeup.

[John Holmberg]

What's in that other bag?

[Katie]

My makeup bag.

[John Holmberg]

What's in it?

[Katie]

I don't know. Ah, nothing.

[John Holmberg]

Like what? You just brought an empty bag? No, just. She just scooped off the counter into the thing, and none of it's useful. Just buy it there. I've never understood that one.

[Brett]

That one makes all the time. What if I forget? Just buy it.

[John Holmberg]

They're gonna have it where we're going. It's. Yeah, it's not like we're.

[Brett]

I forgot to pack socks one time. I just went and bought socks.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Big deal. Oh, I've been in hotel rooms where there's been tears because there's no. Like, there's A brush missing. Oh, no. I was like, all right, I'm gonna go to the. Most of the time. That's a safe phrase for me. I'm going to go to the casino.

[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

Morning Sickness.

[Katie]

Where am I gonna get a brush in Las Vegas at 2 in the morning?

[John Holmberg]

Everywhere.

[Brett]

CVS, right over there.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, I can see it out the window. Brushes, $2.

[Katie]

They're not good brushes.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I guess you're doomed. So you stay here and do whatever.

[Brett]

Cap, shut up.

[John Holmberg]

I'll be down in the. I'll be in the casino.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Bandana.

[Brett]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Yeah. Here's. I don't know. Here's a hijab. Put this on. It's gonna. You know, that's the one time I wish I dated a girl from the Middle East. Put this on. We don't have to worry about any of your lotions or creams or makeup. Just. Just wrap up. That's true.

[Brett]

They can probably carry on.

[John Holmberg]

Those broads are the best travelers on the planet. Man, I didn't think about that. I don't want to sit next to them on a plane. I'm not gonna lie. No, no. You lovely or curry? Okay. And she probably says the same about me. Oh, I smell like hamburger meat all the time.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Mayonnaise.

[John Holmberg]

Mayonnaise and hamburger meat. Yeah, I don't like it either, but if you dated one and she's like, where are we going? And I'm like, sin City. Don't you lose her mind for a second. I'm like, no, no, calm down. It's going to be fun. And then she just gets on the plane and her curtains. Did you bring a bag? No, I put. What. I'm like, you're right. You wear the same thing every day. You're great. Do you need any make? For what? I guess that's true, too. Ey, Shadow. Sometimes you want to look like Jasmine in there. No. Okay. And then you say, can I run my fingers through your hair? And then you touch her lip. It's mean, but it's true. Yeah, that's. I never thought of that. That's. There's a benefits to dating a chick from, like, a hardcore motion.

[Brett]

I never thought of that either.

[John Holmberg]

You can't go to Vegas with her, though. She won't go. She'd be kind of a drag once you got there. So she's against gambling and fun. Fine.

[Brett]

Stay in the room.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm fine with that. She's becoming more and more of a dream by the second.

[Brett]

She's just a pair of eyes rethinking my choices.

[John Holmberg]

Pair of eyes that occasionally pop out from behind those curtains. And traveling's easy. Do you have anything to check? Nope. Although I think I'd rather travel with Megan's. Too bad bags than Hale Hala because airport security is still going to be tough. I don't have any bags. All right, all right. Over here. We're going to search for.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Too many delays.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she'd cause a lot of delays. I am wearing sandals. I am showing my horse feet. Nah, I'm still going to go through the whole shebang here. No bags. That's suspicious. Yeah, she wouldn't be fun. Oh, yeah. Now that I'm thinking about it.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Oh, you're going to have to go through customs. But we live here.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you think about it. You got to get around through the international gates. Even though you flew from Phoenix to Vegas. Let's just walk you around once, Shaker, see if anything falls out. Yeah, now that I think about it, it would suck. The airport would be actually worse. Although in principle. No bags, no makeup, no. None of that. Think he'd breeze right through Sky Harbor. But you're not gonna.

[Brett]

We've flown all, you know, up to Vegas and stuff like that. Everybody's got to carry on. They're done.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Oh, I fly up there with. With. With Matthia.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Good old what's her name?

[Brett]

And oh, my God. It's like, we gotta check bags. We gotta do this. I'm.

[John Holmberg]

My Christ.

[Brett]

There's nothing worse than the McCarron luggage.

[John Holmberg]

JSX, Bill. No more of that.

[Brett]

I know.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It's hoping it shows up.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh. Oh, man. But lost luggage from here to Vegas is like, if that doesn't. If. If your luggage doesn't make it to Vegas, it's. You just Had a bad read. You're off to a bad start. Don't gamble at that point. Just wander up. But you're only there for two days. There's been times in Vegas that I've actually worn the same clothes every day. And I've got clothes. I bring clothes with me.

[Brett]

They just double up.

[John Holmberg]

Then no, I just like. Ah. I'll put this back on. Nothing bad happened last night.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I probably asleep for three hours maybe.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you go, you lay down. Just as long as it's not if you sleep in it and sweat. But if you're okay, put it right back on. You're right. Like when we went. Yeah. Backpacks were there.

[Brett]

Let's go.

[John Holmberg]

There wasn't a second of us like waiting at a carousel. And maybe, I don't know, maybe Middle Eastern ladies have like a whole bag they pack of other curtains that they've got to put on later. I don't know.

[Brett]

All they got do is call Stanley Steamer when they're in Vegas. They'll clean the. Clean the curtains and they're fine.

[John Holmberg]

Wife did a spa day. She's getting steamed. What do you think? You look really well steamed. Yes, it's very nice.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I forgot. We can go to Joanne Fabrics.

[John Holmberg]

Look, we'll pull the curtains off of the wall for day one. I'll cut a hole out of it. You'll be be good. Do you think anyone will notice? No, not at all. They're just worried. Look, the only thing they're seeing with you is your arms.

[Brett]

There's a Ross across the street. We'll pick you up some curtains.

[John Holmberg]

No problem. Come in. She's got curtains down to her neck and a shirt that's designed with stupid and I think tourist clothes. World's best grandma. Hey, Doo Doo. Cover up. No, you're good. You're in Vegas.

[Big Dick Toledo]

You'Re out to dinner and someone. Hey, those curtains are in my room at the Aria.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, they noticed. I told you I look like an idiot. Oh, now you look like an idiot. I've never seen that in Vegas. I've been to Vegas a million times. I've never once seen anybody in the full gear. And I guess that's because they're the only real like truly adhere to their religion. People.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Someone forgot their clothes. How do you know? Well, that's a shower curtain.

[John Holmberg]

It's see through. This is awful. Plastic anyway. Yeah, well good. The shoe removal's over. And you shouldn't date a Middle Eastern girl. I think this is we're coming down as one of us. We shouldn't at all. It would be nothing but fighting. You think sweatpants are bad? Oh, man. What do they start wearing when they give up?

[Brett]

Blackout curtains? They're not shears anymore.

[John Holmberg]

They're the blackout curtains. Just stuffing bon bons under that. I don't care anymore.

[Big Dick Toledo]

She gave up. How do you know she stopped shaving.

[John Holmberg]

How do you know? Yeah, exactly. It's in there. I can hear it rustling around at night. I can hear the. Yeah, that scratch. You haven't shaved for days, have you? Why would I do that? You don't touch me anymore. Yeah, because I married a Snuffleupicus. Anyway, well, it started off as a dream date, and then it turned into what it would really be. All right, American girls, you still win. And I also heard ladonna talking about the bee attack this morning. Those two people got attacked by a beehive.

[Big Dick Toledo]

One died.

[John Holmberg]

And again, the best advice. KTR is really good at giving you terrible advice. If you. If you come in contact with a full hive, don't bother it. If you have to have that told to you, you're probably gonna start playing with beehives someday. Hey, if you see a bee, don't mess with it. That's. That's like, in the. It looks like a. You don't even need to learn that. Like, as a kid. The noise alone is kind of like, I'm gonna touch that giant ball of bees.

[Big Dick Toledo]

The first story I saw last night about it was the news reporter was in the beehive, the beekeeper suit, and was with a master beekeeper, and she was talking about her bees that she have are friendly.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Dick Toledo]

90 are Africanized.

[John Holmberg]

Africanized. And some extra African now. Like, super Africa. Quiet down there. These are bees. But this is. This is the design of calling them Africanized bees because we made them ominous and mean, like Africans.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I only have friendly hives.

[John Holmberg]

They've been Africanized. Yeah, her bees are super sweet.

[Brett]

He's got Gilbert bees.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Gilbert Euro bees. They're the Euro white bees. They're Finlandian bees. They just float around with their honey and.

[Katie]

Oh, they dibble.

[John Holmberg]

Africanized bees. Like, buzz, buzz. It's got Maryvale bees. Yeah. How you doing? That's my son's bike. You son of a. What you going to do about it? Africanized bees. But, yeah, they warned you about that, too. It's like 90% of them are very aggressive. I think all bees should be considered aggressive until proven otherwise. Like, don't mess. I know I'm talking to you, Brady. Don't play with beehives. If you find a beehive. Beehive.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Pretty simple.

[John Holmberg]

Don't touch it. Don't get closer. They. They identify themselves from a distance. You don't need to get a closer look. You're not like, you know, what are you, the Scooby Doo crew? You like, it's pretty easy. Mystery solved. That thing buzzing, that big ball buzzing is a beehive. Leave it alone.

[Big Dick Toledo]

But no painting a house before one. I. I've removed a wasp hive, you know, the little one, but never.

[John Holmberg]

Why?

[Big Dick Toledo]

It's up in the gutter. You know.

[John Holmberg]

She says you picked it up with your hands.

[Big Dick Toledo]

No.

[John Holmberg]

How did you remove it? You hit it with a bat. Oh, yeah. That's killing them. That's different than removing. These people are trying to pick it up.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Well, you gotta.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Big Dick Toledo]

You spray it. Then you remove the face and. I thought it was you. I got stung.

[John Holmberg]

Of course you did. Messing around with what, a hive? You're not qualified for that. You're dumber than anybody I know when it comes to this stuff. You approach roach, wildlife, bees count, wasps count.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Disrupting my painting job.

[John Holmberg]

No, you. You are. I'll tell you right now, you were doing a terrible.

[Big Dick Toledo]

It was worth it.

[John Holmberg]

You're also a terrible painter because you didn't go through and scrape off all the hives before you got to it with the paintbrush.

[Big Dick Toledo]

So that's why I did. If it was disrupting the hive.

[John Holmberg]

Right. But you had already started painting, I guarantee you. Oh, yeah, yeah. So you had not done your job.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I got up to the second story.

[Brett]

You got to prep.

[John Holmberg]

You had already done a terrible job painting that house. Oh, beehives. We didn't think about this. Yeah, you got to scrape all those off before painting.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Scrape before painting.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What? Idiot.

[Katie]

I got it.

[John Holmberg]

And then you reach for. And you got stung and you deserved it.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Well, I got stung because I painted over it.

[John Holmberg]

And that's smart. That's actually. If you have a Wagner power. That's what you do. That's what I would do if I'm Boston. And when it falls down, the paint from the old house is still there. But, yeah, they warned you this morning. Be careful. And they. They have to warn you. Like, bees aren't dangerous enough. They're also that warning super duper Africanized bees. Have you seen blackbees.com? it's terrified.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Advice. They also threw that out to, you know, the bee expert.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Don't flail. Scream.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Stay calm.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Stay calm and cover your face.

[John Holmberg]

Cover your face and run away. Yeah.

[Big Dick Toledo]

So my face Is covered this morning.

[John Holmberg]

You're blocking Ladonna's said go to an enclosed area and.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah, go to a room.

[John Holmberg]

What does that do?

[Big Dick Toledo]

It eliminates majority of the bees. So you're. You're. They're stuck with 20 of them that are on your surroundings.

[John Holmberg]

Take it from me, a man who's gone 53 years, almost been stung once. And it just happened while I was dressed as a bee.

[Big Dick Toledo]

And turn on the lights a couple years ago.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what that meant to me. All the advice you've been getting about bees is rolling wrong. It's wrong flail, scream and run. It's worked for me for 53. One sting and it landed in my ear. It was a complete God joke on a bike. It. I crossed its path, it crossed mine. It shot into my ear. Yeah, it was a. It was a bullseye into my ear hole on the 48th street green belt. Unbelievable. And I was dressed as a bee. It was football Friday. I had my Brett Keith Diesel Steeler shirt on. I was dressed as a bee. He thought I was the king and he flew right into my ear. That is a big drone otherwise. And what did I do? I screamed. It was one bee. Screamed and stuck my finger in my ear. That's the noise I made because I'd gone deaf in one ear from this thing.

[Brett]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

The only time I've ever been stung. My philosophy has always been flail opposite of what they say. Open your mouth as wide as possible, scream as loud as you can and run away. And if there's water nearby, get in it.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I also like the advice of, you know, don't wear dark colored clothes. So carry a change of clothes with you just in case you're wearing.

[John Holmberg]

I'm in black, put my white shirt on, should go outside. Those Africanized bees love these shirts. Nope. It's because you were messing with them. If bees are around, flail, run and scream. Period. End of story. It's worked for me with one sting and everybody that's like, bitch dumb. How many times you've been stung? I've been stung hundreds of times. All right, then shut up. I win this battle. I have won. And it is a wild sting story. That's it. My method works. And it's the opposite of what the experts always tell you. Those beekeeper people, they're weird. You know why they're so comfortable and calm around bees? Because they're in the suit. You don't ever see them. They're smarter than you. They never see them walk out to their bees, out of the suit, and then, like, stay calm. Everything's fine. No, without the suit, you shouldn't be calm. Run, scream, flail. It's what the bees are doing, why they're making so much noise. And if you're the queen and if they follow you in the house, start rolling around and smashing them. The screaming scares bees. They're tiny. That noise has got to reverberate through their little tiny bodies like crazy. It's probably kill them. If you scream loud enough, they'll stay out of your mouth if you're yelling as loud as you can. The worst advice I've ever heard in my life. Stay calm. Sit down. Just take it. No. That's terrible. Defend yourself. Screaming, flailing, slapping yourself. All of it works. Take it from the guy been stung once half a century. That's an amazing record. How many times you've been stung? Countless, Brady. Because you won't stop touching the hives. You're an idiot.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Love it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Can't get enough of it.

[John Holmberg]

See Brady, pet one on the golf course.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I rescue him out of the pool.

[John Holmberg]

It landed on his hands.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Like, look.

[John Holmberg]

Starts touching it. You're an idiot.

[Big Dick Toledo]

We're friends.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You rescue them out of the pool. I do feel a little guilty when they're still trying to fly.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Hand up. And they get up, they. And then water off the wings and take off.

[John Holmberg]

I'll give them the gift of life in the pool because it seems like it's an unfair fight for me to drown in a cut. But I. My dad used to do those wasps. We had a wasp pool. Either do or you don't. You have a wasp pool? Oh, I had a wasp pool when I was a kid. The wasp would come floating around, and I'm like, I'm getting out my desire. As afraid of you as you are of them. Like, I don't think so, because he ain't running. I'm pretty afraid of him.

[Brett]

Just floating on top of the water.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's just hanging. Looking at you like, yeah, what's up? Pool's mind. Feels good, doesn't it?

[Brett]

What you going to do?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And I'm. And I'm like, they're as afraid of you as you are, the snakes. They're afraid of you as you are. No, they're not. I can guarantee I'm more afraid of that snake than it is of me because I have logic and reasoning. It's just a snake. It got one thing on its mind. Bite. But, yeah, don't approach beehives. What a great news story this morning, and it scares me to death. I hate bees.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I was on the roof. Both of them were, I guess.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I was mowing the grass once, and I heard this lawnmower's making a weird noise. Turned it off, and I'm so stupid. I was like, this lawnmower's still making a dumb noise, and it's off. I couldn't figure out where that thing. I was standing under a palm tree that had been just infested with crazy amounts of bees. I look up and, like, oh, my God. Called the bee. Guy climbs a tree, starts pulling them out, putting them in the back of his truck. Next thing I know, he's having a beer, watching the football game with us in the suit, hat off, came back. I'm like, oh, make yourself comfortable. Sunday, you called me up, Rick. I did, kind of. I got done faster than I thought. Like, what'd you do with them? They're in the truck. All right. You're gonna drive out of here with a truckload of bees? A little bit buzzed, I guess that's.

[Big Dick Toledo]

I got the AC on.

[John Holmberg]

They're good. They're all right. They're gonna live. I don't care. I want to light your truck on fire. They'll take him over to the hive, and we're good. You Charger fan. Like, what's wrong with you? Then he just started to lift all of us up in our Steeler suits. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were just a big bee. All right, get the beekeeper out of here. The black and gold things confuse him. So don't take John Holmberg's advice on this one. A flail. Run, scream. Don't listen to Ladonna. I guarantee you that's what she would do. Stay calm. If you've been attacked, By a hive of bees. What's the best thing? Stay calm. No, that's out the window. Give me a better option. Run, flail, scream.

[Brett]

She probably sends Sharp out there to test that.

[John Holmberg]

Do it. All right, Sharp, we're gonna test Homburg's theory versus Ladonna Harvey's theory. All right, release the bees. Sharp. Just covered. All right, stay calm, Sharp, or else. All right, now run around and flail and see what happens. You run around and flail, you're gonna win the fight. Period. Fight back. No one ever tells you that during like an assault. Stay calm. Just lay there and take it. No, go to an enclosed place and just take it.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Cover your face.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, if a rapist jumps from a bushes, just take it. No, you run, you flail. Same with bees.

[Brett]

Somebody sent a picture of the Africanized bees.

[John Holmberg]

He's got an afro. I didn't know that. Is that how you can tell? Black people should be more upset about that. Why do you got away with one there? Oh, yeah. The mean bees are African. Why? Why is that? They flew here from Africa. You know how far that flight is? They did not. Bees live for like a week. There's no way they made the trip. Trip from, you know, ungata to here. It's not happening. They're working their way up Mexico. Okay. Everybody is. Yeah. A boat had to help and. But it was just bees and they were a little bit bigger. And like, these are the African bees. The bees in Africa are huge. The bees in Indiana are huge. We don't call them rednecks. Those hillbilly cracker beasts are horrifying. There's a Gary Bees. There's Gary Bees. Bees. Must be from Gary. Went on here to Valparaiso, scaring the hell out of us. They crossed over the Munster line. Don't those bees know anyway? Yeah. Flail, run, scream. That's for all attacks. There isn't a single attack I can think of where flailing, running and screaming isn't a better option than laying there and taking it. They test out with bears. A bear starts attacking you, what do you do? Lay down? No, no, no. I might climb a tree. I might do something dumb. But I'm in a situation where a bear is about to attack me. I'm getting out of there.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Don't half fake. You gotta go all out.

[John Holmberg]

The bear knows. Play dead. The bear doesn't understand. He's not self aware. He doesn't know what dead is. Just knows that you're either edible or not. Not like mosquitoes. I don't Know if you're a guy who gets bit a lot by mosquitoes. I am. So. I know. It's probably the same with bears. They smell Brady like he's mostly feces and old meat. I'm mostly soda pop and sweets. Bear's gonna smell covered in flies. No, no, it's like there's feces in there. You eat a lot of food. That creates backup. That's what I'm saying. Bear smells through you. It's not in your outer. I can't see. Smell it. But a bear certainly could. A bear smells me and he smells, you know, Coke Zero and Twix. I love that stuff. So he's like, oh, this guy's sweet and he doesn't have a lot of feces in his palace like that other guy. I'm gonna eat him.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Gotta get rid of that mud vein first.

[John Holmberg]

You play dead. Yeah, exactly. You're mud. Yeah. You're like a bad shrimp. You get a big mud. You look at me as a shrimp and Brady as a shrimp. You're gonna eat me first. Because that mud vein and Brady is like, Jesus.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Oh, you got it, rice.

[John Holmberg]

This guy's been eating steak.

[Big Dick Toledo]

You're 1630 shrimp. Or I'm a colossal.

[John Holmberg]

You're. You're a jumbo shrimp. Yeah, I'm just. I'm one of those cocktail shrimps. Poop wiener. Poop wiener. I didn't have poop wiener as a shrimp poop vein. Maybe. I don't know what shrimps do. They're pink. Anyway. Yeah. I'm not laying there for a bear to smell me and get a better whiff of the Coke Zero and the deliciousness that I eat. Brady can play dead all he wants. Probably. Believe it. Bear looking at me. That guy had a heart attack. He's unhealthy. I'm not gonna eat that. The sweet smelling one's like a candy shop. I'm eating him.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Don't go after that angry poo.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, lay down and play dead. You do it. It's more believable. I'm gonna run. The bear would expect that from me. And hopefully you do have a friend who's dumb like that bear.

[Katie]

Bear.

[John Holmberg]

What is it, bear? Oh, my God. You lay down and play dead. I'm gonna leave.

[Katie]

Yeah, good idea.

[John Holmberg]

And they look at you and go, not chasing the one who's running. I'm gonna eat this flail. Running screen. I'm gonna put out shirts. Brett, what do you got on the big board of Musical Treat?

[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Where's Angel? What?

[Brett]

Angel Fire. It's in New Mexico.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's the New Mexico. Yeah. That.

[Brett]

All the boys are over there right now.

[John Holmberg]

Apparently this guy has a theory about Africanized beasts bees that I kind of think Brett's gonna love. Oh, no, it's just all the dad bees, they left Africa because they didn't want to have those baby mama bees. Which is why there's always just a queen raising all those kids. It's an interesting theory, Casey. I. It's just a bunch of Toledo dads that flew over to America. They had some many baby mamas. I get it. Good stuff, Casey. Way to think things through. Hilarious. Go ahead. All right.

[Brett]

On the list, Static X. I'm with stupid. For all the campers, parents. And of course, lots of stuff for our Superman talk earlier. Kryptonite from three doors down. Superman's dead. Our lady always.

[John Holmberg]

To clarify, when you say for the camper. Not the campers in. No, the parents. The parents that send the parents. That's what I said. I said parents. Oh, no, no. I know. But they're not the ones that send. Just clear up. Yes. Get your checkbook. Yes.

[Brett]

Power mat 5000. Super villain. Gnr Turbo from Judas Priest. For the villains in Superman. Cuz they're all dressed up like that.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett]

Goldfinger, Superman, Pantera, God smack Ay, Molly Crew, Led Zeppelin. For some reason.

[John Holmberg]

No. Resignation Superman. The song is officially dead. Resignation Superman was a smash hit in the late 90s. And it just came in and went all the. You've heard Resignation. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Guarantee it. And it just kind of went.

[Brett]

Was that his own song?

[John Holmberg]

It was his own song, but it was a monster. Forgot who sang it, though. I don't remember. Brad's looking at ceiling titles. He might know.

[Big Dick Toledo]

When you're saying that. I was trying to think.

[Brett]

You did that designation.

[John Holmberg]

Super. Yeah. I can't remember who sang it. It was. It was a cool song, but late. It's very 90s. Very late 90s. Damn it. I'm gonna flip out when you say it too. It's not Satchel, is it? No, I'm saying resignation.

[Brett]

Super Big Head Todd the monster Big Head Todd.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Yeah, we'll do Superman's Dead by Our lady right this. Damn it all, it's about immigration. Them lib cuck movies probably gonna make them blow Lex Lut Luthor some sort of trans Superman. Oh, that would. They'd lose their minds.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Yeah, they would.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, can you imagine if the righties Fox News don't even like that. It's an immigration story. If he was trans. Oh, the free press you'd get from that. My God, let's do it. It's Superman's Dead. It's Our Lady Peace. It's 98K upd. It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of.