07-08-25 - Playing The Post It Game w/Volbeat Songs To Qualify For The GOAT Promotion

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 07-08-25 - Playing The Post It Game w/Volbeat Songs To Qualify For The GOAT Promotion
Release Date: July 8, 2025

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Overview

In this vibrant episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's top-rated morning radio show, host John Holmberg and his co-hosts Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo engage listeners in an interactive promotion centered around the Danish rock band Volbeat. The focus of the episode is the introduction and execution of the "Post It Game," a competition designed to reward dedicated Volbeat fans with exclusive concert experiences.

Volbeat GOAT Promotion Introduction

John Holmberg kicks off the segment by announcing an enticing giveaway:

John Holmberg [09:08]: "We're going to give away this thing for Volbeat coming up July 26th, and you want to go see Volbeat. Yeah, of course you want to see Volbeat. It's a great band to go see."

He elaborates on the grand prize, detailing a comprehensive VIP package worth approximately $800, which includes premium tickets, meet-and-greet opportunities, exclusive merchandise, and behind-the-scenes access at the Talking Stick Amphitheater.

Explaining the Post It Game

Bret Vesely provides a thorough explanation of the "Post It Game," outlining the steps listeners must take to participate:

Bret Vesely [02:10]: "Qualifiers that want to go to this need to prove they love that Volbeat. So we're going to do a little Volbeat post it game. You get a Volbeat song that's got a little intro on it and you have to prove you're the biggest Volbeat fan."

Participants are required to post a message featuring a Volbeat song intro, demonstrating their fandom to qualify for the prize. A "secret key" element is mentioned, adding an element of intrigue to the competition.

Hosts' Banter and Promotion Details

The hosts engage in lively and humorous banter, adding an entertaining dynamic to the promotion. They discuss previous collaborations with Q Prime and praise Larry McFeely for organizing such events:

Bret Vesely [05:00]: "It’s going to be hot as hell, but it’s going to be worth it."

Bret Vesely [05:42]: "These guys at Q Prime have just been awesome to us. And Larry McFeely, king of KUPD. Awesome job putting this together too because these are the types of things that radio used to do back when they used to pay for stuff."

Caller Participation and Challenges

The segment features interactions with several callers attempting the Post It Game, each bringing their unique flair and enthusiasm, albeit with varying degrees of success.

1. Brady Bogan's Demonstration:

   Brady sets the stage by demonstrating the game mechanics:

   Brady Bogan [07:01]: "It's Brady Bogan, and you're listening to Little Volbeat. And it's one of my favorite songs."

2. Kevin's Attempts:

   Kevin participates twice, showing genuine effort but struggling to perfectly execute the game requirements:

   • First Attempt [10:11]:

     Kevin [10:11]: "My dear K T, this is Kevin. Volbeat is coming to town..."

     Bret critiques Kevin's performance, leading to light-hearted ribbing among the hosts about timing and delivery.

   • Second Attempt [19:05]:

     Kevin [19:05]: "98, KUPD. Volvi in the summer for John. First day, let's have a bath."

     Despite missing the mark, Kevin is later humorously "qualified" by the hosts through banter.

3. Kimberly's Participation:

   Kimberly showcases her enthusiasm and charm:

   Kimberly [12:05]: "I am. Hi, John. I've met you before..."

   Her heartfelt interaction with the hosts earns her an immediate qualification for the prize.

4. Andrew's Attempts:

   Andrew tries multiple times, facing playful teasing from the hosts for missing the timing but ultimately being recognized for his effort:

   Andrew [15:22]: "This is John G. Coming at you from KUPD..."

Humorous and Edgy Interactions

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in edgy humor and playful teasing, contributing to the show's dynamic atmosphere. Notable moments include discussions about personal anecdotes, humorous critiques of callers' performances, and light-hearted insults, all delivered in a manner characteristic of the show's irreverent style.

Bret Vesely [16:25]: "You were cruising."

Bret Vesely [21:05]: "How old?"

While the humor maintains an raucous and unfiltered tone, it reflects the hosts' camaraderie and the show's entertainment-centric approach.

Closing Remarks and Upcoming Events

As the episode nears its end, Bret Vesely acknowledges the effort of the participants and reiterates the excitement surrounding the Volbeat concert:

Bret Vesely [22:28]: "You're qualified beautifully for the whole damn thing. Thank you to both Kimberly and the racist. It's gonna be a hell of a show."

He also hints at future promotions and events, maintaining listener engagement beyond the current episode.

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness effectively combines interactive promotions with the hosts' dynamic interactions, creating an engaging and entertaining experience for listeners. The "Post It Game" serves as a central feature, encouraging listener participation and fostering a sense of community among Volbeat fans. Despite moments of edgy humor and playful teasing, the episode maintains its primary focus on celebrating music and rewarding loyal listeners.

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Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [09:08]: "We're going to give away this thing for Volbeat coming up July 26th, and you want to go see Volbeat."
• Bret Vesely [02:10]: "Qualifiers that want to go to this need to prove they love that Volbeat."
• Kimberly [12:05]: "I love you, Bret, I haven't met you yet, but I'm sure you're just as great."
• Bret Vesely [21:05]: "How old?"

Note: Some interactions among hosts and callers contain edgy humor and playful banter that may include offensive remarks. Listener discretion is advised.

Transcript

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[Kimberly]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil.

[Brett]

Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98 to you, PT I can't stop laughing at it. I'll show you in a minute. Brady. It's horrible. Uh, it's. A friend of mine has taken me and pictures with dogs and he's replaced the dogs with his son. As if I'm holding and loving on children and I just.

[Brady Bogan]

You modified it.

[Brett]

I modified the hell out of it. I like. I like. I heard the modifications. I like it too much, actually. I think it's. But it's gross and it's wrong. All right, I'm sorry. We've all done terrible things in our lives. This is one that I think even I might go to Brady's confession. Great picture. Did you see the picture?

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't see the picture.

[John Holmberg]

I heard you.

[Brady Bogan]

You said what you did on the modification.

[Kevin]

Terrible.

[Brett]

The gift of. Anyway. Well, hey, we're going to give away this thing for Volbeat coming up July 26th, and you want to Go see Volbeat. Yeah, of course you want to see Volbeat. It's a great band to go see. But how about doing it this way? We'll get you a couple of tickets if you want to stand in the pit and standing room and get you those. Or you can get tickets in the first five rows. You get a choice. You get a meet and greet with the band including a. They give you a photo with the band members by their official tour photographer. They give you a production tour, a rundown of all the stuff. A member of the volbeat tour team is going to wander you around, show you what everything is, where they keep stuff, where all the boys are. Access to an intimate pre show area for just you private meet and greet experience package holder. He's got complimentary snacks. You got the food and the drinks and all that. You got autograph, vip, exclusive volbeat merch. They're going to hand you also a bunch of stuff that is an autograph they're going to give you. You get the laminate, you get the line. Look at this list. You get a crowd, free tour merchandise shopping opportunity. That means before the crowds are allowed in the store, you get to go through and pick out whatever you want, which is awesome. On site perks. You get VIP check in, you get the. They call it black carpet entry, not red carpet, black carpet entry. And then of course road crew. You get to hang out with that. It's just awesome. You get to be part of volbeat's tour. We're going to give you that. It's valued around 800 bucks, which is incredible. We're going to hand that right over to you. But you got to earn it. Qualifiers that want to go to this need to prove they love that volbeat. So we're going to do a little volbeat post it game. You get a volbeat song that's got a little intro on it and you have to prove you're the biggest Volbeat fan. Now there is a secret key to this. I'll let Brett be the judge. But there's a secret to this that's automatically going to get you qual. Automatically. But all you gotta do is post it. And you know how post it works. It's the ramp of the song. Before the singer starts singing. You get to sell me why you want to go see volbeat. And volbeat's got some big ramps so you're gonna have some time on this. Yeah. So we'll run that next. If you want to play 585-9800 is the phone number. We will do the Volbeat post it and go game. Coming up next.

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[Kevin]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brett]

Here we go. Here goes some audio slave for you. And we're right now we're ready to go with this whole thing. Volbeat. This is an amazing prize. And by the way, we got the Volbeat one coming up. July 26th. What a great show over at the Talking Stick Amphitheater. Amazing. The gang at Q Prime that run this operation have given us this with Disturbed and now with Volbeat on my birthday, July 26th and then again a little later this summer. What's the date on that around? Don't give a dead out. It's somewhere at the end of August. We're going to do this again with another band.

[John Holmberg]

You know, it's going to be hot as hell, but it's going to be worth it.

[Brett]

It's going to be pretty. And there's a chance Jace Momoa will be backstage again. Great with you. Yeah. These guys at Q Prime have just been awesome to us. And Larry McFeely, king of CUPD. Awesome job putting this together too because these are. These are the types of things that radio used to do back when. Back when they used to pay for stuff. Now that radio's dead broke. Everywhere but kupd. Yeah, they're all dying. The whole thing's a mess. Just read the update. Not good. It's not our fault. We're doing our part. But man oh man, Larry's killing it. Got this deal with Q Prime and this is awesome. Awesome. And we're the only ones doing stuff like that. I gotta give John J. And Rich a shot. They do that every once in a while. They'll. They'll knock out a thing where you can hang out with Taylor Swift and things like that. I'm somewhat impressed. It's been a while. It's been a minute. But they. They used to do that. So we're still doing it. And this Is cool. So you can get out with the Volbeat, but we got to let you earn it. And you want to be with Volbeat, we got to know you're a fan of Volbeat. We don't want you back there going, oh, just won something. I wanted some free stuff. We want to make sure you're a fan of Volbeat. So the post it game with Volbeat is here. Brady, I'm going to give you the first shot here. Just show people what the post it game is. I'm going to give you seven seconds. That's all you need. The song is called Fallen. It's by Volbeat. You're at kupd. Your name is Brady Bogan.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay?

[Brett]

That's all you need to do here, Brady. Just to show them what this is. Brady. Post it go98kupd.

[Brady Bogan]

It's Brady Bogan, and you're listening to Little Volbeat. And it's one of my favorite songs.

[John Holmberg]

Check it out.

[Brett]

Pretty good post right there. Terrible break, but it was pretty.

[Brady Bogan]

I forgot the name of the song.

[Brett]

That's all right. It's okay. Yeah, I put you on the spot.

[John Holmberg]

Are we ending with call letters, though?

[Brett]

Got in with call letters. Freddie kind of screwed that up a little bit, so, you know, you get a little. Not bad. He'll pop. Nervous.

[John Holmberg]

He's nervous.

[Brett]

He was. He didn't know he was gonna have to do that.

[Brady Bogan]

I thought so. That's overkill in the call letters with opening and closing.

[Brett]

No, no. You want to open with them and close with them. All those seven. Seven second hits. Pretty tight.

[John Holmberg]

Or you could do Big Red Radio.

[Brett]

Or something like that, you know, PD can you. That's right. Your call wasn't correct because you kind of want to, but like. Yeah, he's right. Big Red Radio. You can. Yeah, you don't have to do 98 kp. That's a pro move. You're not good at this. You don't do this part. You're the guy on the outside making you do the hosting part. It's awful. I'm terrible at it. Brett, show them how it's done. Seal the deal. 20 seconds. Ready?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brett]

Go.

[John Holmberg]

The Big Red Radio. 98 KUPD. Well, Volbeat's coming to town. Going to be the auction pavilion or whatever the hell they're calling it nowadays. Tickets are available right now. Go to the sanderson ford concert calendar, 98kupd.com and you know you're going to see these boys. The guy sounds a little like Cher. It's the bull beat.

[Brett]

I forgot the Name song, too. What's the matter with you? I know, I know.

[John Holmberg]

I had it, too.

[Brett]

Yeah, you were cruising.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's not Sanderson Ford. It's the Corners 2 concert calendar.

[Brett]

Christ on it. I know.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I do it once a year now, so.

[Brett]

It's the core concert calendar.

[John Holmberg]

Core institute concert [e-mail].

[Brett]

Well, it's too late now.

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Brett]

Don't try to fix it now, Frady. You won't. He posted it. Neither of you did a very good job as far as, like, getting hired.

[John Holmberg]

Good. He can come in in the middle of the night and do those Easter cat guys. That's a good overnights.

[Brett]

Brady's better. All right, let's go to it. Now that we've explained it, I guess in ways that Kevin is online.

[John Holmberg]

One lead by exam.

[Brett]

Kevin, are you there?

[Kevin]

Hello?

[Brett]

Hi, Kevin. How are you?

[Kevin]

Hello, John.

[Brett]

Good.

[Kevin]

Good morning.

[Brett]

You're jumping the gun on me a little, Kevin. You're starting to answer my questions before, like you're some sort of a precog. All right, Kevin, do you. Are you a big Volbeat fan?

[Kevin]

Yes, I am, John.

[Brett]

What's your favorite song by Volbeat, Kevin?

[Kevin]

Hard to say. I like all of them.

[Brett]

All right, Are you on a speakerphone or are you just. God, no.

[Kevin]

I was just in the racquetball court because I'm at the rec center.

[Brett]

Oh, you're in a racquetball. You're playing a little racquetball this morning?

[Kevin]

I took a little break for you, though.

[Brett]

All right, let's do this.

[Kevin]

It needs a couple minutes.

[Brett]

All right. You want to go see volbeat? This is an amazing backstage experience where you get to hang with the band. You get to. They call it the goat package or the greatest of all time. As far as a fan goes. I'm going to give you. I'm going to give you a Warriors call, which is 38 seconds to express to us exactly what kind of Volbeat fan you are. Are you ready?

[Kevin]

Yes, sir.

[Brett]

All right, here we go, my friend. You're going to hear the music in the back. Don't be afraid to get loud. It's a Warriors call. Volbeat. Here you go and get them, Kevin.

[Kevin]

My dear K T, this is Kevin. Volbeat is coming to town. And don't be a jer. Is try to sell these tickets. We don't want that. We want actual fans to go, so we're asking you to get up. I know it's in the shed, so it's a little hot out there and it's only 130ft. Drink plenty of beer, plenty of water. Make sure you stay hydrated out there. And always tap that app. It's a great way to win those tickets as well. Now, you're going to be listening all morning. One year chance to win all week. And that is holy bay 98k u.

[Brett]

P. He posted the music, but you're fired for racism. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, he didn't know.

[Brett]

You know what? The promise break, we said that there's a secret way to win this, and they thought, I know what it is. If Brett's the dead, we're not complaining about this. Call people Jews.

[Kevin]

I thought I forgot to name. I'm sorry about the broads. I forgot to talk about the dinky broad.

[John Holmberg]

If you'd included broads, you'd have been in.

[Brett]

You throwing broads at us?

[Kevin]

Oh, man, I forgot the broad.

[Brett]

But let me tell you, as a radio professional in 2025, and I can tell you from experience of for a long time, it is now frowned upon to start a break with don't be a Jew. It used to be.

[Kevin]

Okay, you want actual fanfare home?

[Brett]

Get your checkbook out, pal.

[Kevin]

Go on ticket. Sell this for 50 bucks.

[Brett]

All right, hang on a second, Kevin. Hang on. I actually liked his attitude, but, boy, that hole.

[John Holmberg]

I like him.

[Brady Bogan]

He was trying to do a Brett style.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

He's in first place as far as I'm concerned.

[Brett]

It doesn't start breaking. Don't be a Jew. You can't do that. Got a little aggressive. Yeah. Coming out of the gates. I mean, that's. There's a march involved. All right, let's try David. David's a girl.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. That's Kim.

[Brett]

Kim is a girl. She's online there. Kimberly?

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Kimberly, are you there?

[Kimberly]

I am. Hi. Hi, John. I've met you before.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Kimberly]

And Brady.

[Brett]

Did we have a fun time. How was I? Hi, Kimberly.

[Kimberly]

It was great. I used to live in Gilbert with Brady. And then. I've met you before. I've met both of y', all, and I love you. Bret, I haven't met you yet, but I'm sure you're just as great.

[Brett]

Where did we meet?

[Kimberly]

We met at a couple of different events. One was a beer garden event in Tempe, and one was at a comedy show in Desert Ridge. And also Tempe or the Comedy Central or the comedy club in Tempe.

[Brett]

That's a lot of words. The improv did brave your eye. Either. Did we either. Did either of us close?

[Kevin]

Did we.

[Brett]

What did we close? Did we. Did Brady or did anybody get.

[Kimberly]

No, we didn't. You were with. I think you were with your first wife. And then Brady.

[Brett]

Jesus, man.

[Kimberly]

But he hugged me, so apparently I'm good because he has.

[Brett]

Oh, Brady gave you a hug then. You look good if you put on.

[Kimberly]

A lot of Brady hugs.

[Brett]

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[Kevin]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Brett]

That was like 20 something years ago.

[John Holmberg]

It wasn't a fist bump.

[Brett]

Nice. Would he still hug you today, 20 years later? It was.

[Kimberly]

Yeah, he was all right.

[Brett]

You've kept it together. Nice job. I'll do the Kevin Samuels. What's your dress size? It's a six. Congratulations. You're qualified to go to Volbeat. Well done. She's on there. Put her on there. Nice job. That's all it takes. See? People say we're not nice to ladies. Come on. She's in. All right. Qualified immediately. Kimberly.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, Tree man's up next. Tree man.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Not the tree man from Instagram.

[Brett]

Is this John guy with all the warts? Yeah.

[Kevin]

Good morning.

[Brett]

Okay. How are you? How are you, John? Oh, I remember you.

[Brady Bogan]

He takes care of trees.

[Brett]

Yeah. Okay. John Gaultier. I remember you. We gave you the golf.

[John Holmberg]

That's Frenchie.

[Brett]

Frenchie. Yeah. We gave you stuff last year and you tried to steal our VR helmet. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I know. You can't trust a Frenchman. He tried to steal our. Our VR helmets and say that they weren't in the package. That was the only thing we wanted. And you took him, but we got him back. You were a decent Frenchman because you surrendered quickly. All right, Are you ready? You're a big Volbeat fan, John.

[Kevin]

Huge Volv fan.

[Brett]

All right, what's your favorite song?

[Kevin]

Still counting, man.

[Brett]

Still counting. All right, we can do a little still counting. No, it's not on the list. Never mind. You're going to get heaven nor hell. All right, it's 33 seconds. Heaven nor Hell. When the music starts, you start your break. John the tree man. It is time to post it. Go.

[Kevin]

Hey, welcome to kupd. This is John D. Cover Net.

[Brett]

Come out.

[Kevin]

See Volby Stick Amphitheater. July 26. Happened to be Homeburg's birthday that day.

[Brett]

True.

[Kevin]

This is a fantastic opportunity from Q Prime and really looking forward to it. Let's get some Mike, John and Casper. They're gonna throw it down. Huge fan from this Danish rock band. Let's give it up to you, pd. Go.

[Brett]

You were stretching hard.

[John Holmberg]

Got a four second judges. I like Kevin.

[Brett]

Brett's not happy. Well, of course you like Kevin, but.

[John Holmberg]

He hit the music post.

[Brett]

He did hit the post.

[John Holmberg]

Kevin did hit the music post.

[Brett]

John, you missed the post. That's the whole point of the game. I actually enjoyed that you brought in my birthday to reach. You missed the Post by about 6 seconds and. Oh, we do have. Still counting in there. Do you want to try again? Because I like you.

[Kevin]

Yes, sir.

[Brett]

Give you nine seconds. You have nine seconds. Still counting. Here we go. Go.

[Kevin]

Hey, this John G. Coming at you from KUPD. Come out. See Bull Beats on July 26th. Fantastic band, KUPD.

[Brett]

I ran over, didn't know the song very well. Nice.

[Brady Bogan]

He might still be hearing.

[Brett]

No, he's just fine. He's just taking a long. John, I'm sorry. We gave you two chances. We got to let you go. Nice try. Sorry about that. John's out.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we got Andrew.

[Brett]

That's a tough one. Poor kid. All right, Andrew is up. Andrew, are you there?

[Kevin]

Yes, I am.

[Brett]

All right, you are a Volbeat fan as well?

[Kevin]

Yes, I am.

[Brett]

Do you want to see Kimberly in her size six dress?

[Kevin]

Yeah, I mean, I'm. If I win, I'll have to find a date to take.

[Brett]

Oh, maybe Kimberly would be it. Are you. So you're not a married guy or anything like that?

[Kevin]

Nope. Happily divorced.

[Brett]

Happily divorced. And what was your ex wife's dress size?

[Kevin]

In the double digits.

[Brett]

Oh, congratulations. At the beginning. Yeah. What was it when you married?

[Kevin]

Probably single digits.

[Brett]

Single digits. And she doubled. It was close. She doubled her. She doubled it. Did she go from a 6 to a 12? That's doubling.

[Kevin]

No, it was probably more like a 9. She was right in the single digits.

[Brett]

No, she was barely hanging on to single digits. Did she jump up to like an 18?

[Kevin]

Not that bad, no.

[Brett]

Okay, so she just found she was on the cusp, but you just hated her and got rid of her? Yeah, sure.

[John Holmberg]

Is that Christopher Walken?

[Brett]

Sure, sure. I hated her. I Fed it to the alligators. All right, here we go. Volbeat fan, I assume I'm gonna give you. Let's go with Shotgun Blues. Love this song. Shotgun blues has a 25 second ramp. You can be a huge Volbeat fan and qualify for this thing if you get this right. Are you ready?

[Kevin]

Let's give it a shot.

[Brett]

All right, Andrew, post it. Go.

[Kevin]

98, KUPD. Get ready for Volvit on this summer for John's birthday bash. Let's get ready to rumble everybody in the desert and sweat off our butt. 98 is gonna be the party to have. And it's gonna be a party. 98 to you.

[Brett]

TD that was. He posted it. Not bad, but he posted it.

[John Holmberg]

Stumbled all over that thing.

[Brett]

I swear to God. I was gonna say I want to DNA Andrew. I want a DNA tattoo. I think you might be Brady's son. All right, judges. Brad, go with that. He posted it.

[John Holmberg]

He stepped all over it, though.

[Brett]

But it was.

[John Holmberg]

That was a big stretch.

[Brett]

All right, let's give him one more chance like I did the last game. All right, you get seven seconds on this next one. All right. Are you there, Andrew?

[Kevin]

Uh huh.

[Brett]

All right. Seven seconds to redeem yourself. Fallen is the song. It starts right now.

[Kevin]

Go98KUPD. Volvi in the summer for John. First day, let's have a bath.

[Brett]

98 KUPD walked on the right airbag. See how hard this job is? We're like doctors. Andrew, I'm sorry. Brett has given me the thumbs down. I have to let you go. All right, Kimberly and Kevin the Jew hater, Kevin the racist and Kimberly are going to the Volvies. Oh, and they're not going to the show, but they're going. Yeah. Qualify, qualify. Have Kevin back on real quick. Okay. Kevin, are you a married guy?

[Kevin]

Hello?

[Brett]

Are you a married guy, Kevin?

[Kevin]

Yes, I am happily married.

[Brett]

What's your wife's dress size, I wonder? It's six.

[Kevin]

And that's why we're gonna give Bobby to kiss.

[John Holmberg]

Wow, look at him.

[Brett]

All right, do you want to apologize to the Jews?

[Kevin]

Well, I'm actually a quarter Jewish, so every leap year I get to say stuff like this.

[Brett]

There you go. You're so in.

[Kevin]

That.

[Brett]

That was a great excuse. I've never heard a better one. All right, thank you, Kevin. Hang on a second. We'll qualify you too. And Kim, let's see if Kimberly wants to actually try. Kimberly, would you like to try? If you lose, you'll lose your prize.

[Kimberly]

No, I will take my wonderful auto. Qualified for keeping it tight.

[Brett]

That's Right. Keep it tight. And don't ever bitch about, like, you know, how your looks don't get you somewhere.

[Kimberly]

I will never bitch about that.

[Brett]

Isn't it great? Only people who do that are ugly.

[Kimberly]

Yeah, I know, right?

[Brett]

Yeah. It's so true. And you feel. Rate yourself. I like this, what he did. You're on a scale of 1 to 10. Where do you put you? You. I'm not gonna fight you. I would.

[Kimberly]

I would put myself at an 8. I've got, like, pretty brown eyes. I've got, like, espresso. Dark brown hair with some ash highlight.

[Brett]

Okay, stop it. What is.

[Kimberly]

Great legs.

[Brett]

Yeah. Brett wanted to know what you said about the rack augmented. They're big, natural.

[Kimberly]

No, they're real.

[Kevin]

They're real.

[Brett]

How old?

[Kevin]

Hello.

[Kimberly]

Well, I'm 54, but I don't look 54.

[Brett]

54 natural breasts. That's no good. Picture Z Toledo at 98ks natural big ones at 54.

[Kimberly]

I knew y' all were gonna do that.

[Brett]

Oh, no, it's true, though. It's okay. But you can't have. You can't go bragging about your big breasts at 54. That's like me talking about my sack at 53. It's nasty.

[Kimberly]

Well, you do talk about your sack.

[Brett]

I know. And I tell you how awful it is.

[Kimberly]

I ain't bragging about it because it hits the toilet.

[Brett]

It's in the water. It's deep. Yesterday, I had to do a double hook. Half it went in, and I still had it. One of them was rogue. It went. Dropped down in there and it touched. It touched a log. I'm not gonna lie.

[Kevin]

Well, maybe.

[Kimberly]

Maybe after this discussion, my husband. Maybe after this discussion, my husband will get me and.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Kimberly]

Me some. Give me an update.

[Brett]

I don't think you're pro. You're probably not like, too far gone because you're so confident stuff. You kept it together. But yeah. So she's an 8, so 8. 54. Natural. As usual. There's a lot of. Like, when the bra comes off, you hear an exhale.

[John Holmberg]

From the bra?

[Brett]

Yeah, from the bra. Yeah. Lane Bryant is like, oh, thank God. You guys have no idea how hard my job was today. All right, hold on a second. Nice job. You're going to the. You're going to the thing now. Hang on. I don't know. Do you get tickets first? Do we give him at least tickets?

[John Holmberg]

I don't even know you got the tickets.

[Brett]

Well, we'll figure something out.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you got something.

[Brett]

You're qualified beautifully for the whole damn thing. So you're good. Thank you to both Kimberly and the racist. It's gonna be a hell of a show. Sorry of all this. Thank you. Q Prime. Got hot releases coming up next. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I've heard enough of this.