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Holmberg
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Holmberg
Morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. No Rock wars this week, which means the Circle of Life won. We're safe. So technically that's my choice. Safe for another week, so it means I won. We'll take care of it next week. I won this week, so next week I'll take the. You're the hook Brady.
Brady
Song that you put a cork in it.
Holmberg
Yeah, that would have been good. Brady cleared out earlier. Corks are for queers. Not even sure why that is, but boy, oh boy, does it resonate for some reason. I thought it was just for pirates who didn't want to poke their eyes out, but nope. Brady points out a fever. Drink wine with a cork in it. You're a homosexual. That's what he said. Not us. We don't agree with it. Brett and I don't agree with it. No, no. Congratulations to our winner for the Volbeat goat contest, which is a guy named Something Jew. Something Daniel Jewett. That's right. But his email is Daniel Jew. That's right. And I heard Bretton Brett was laughing way too hard. He didn't. That's why I know. Did Jeremy say goodbye? Well, I didn't. I didn't hear him talking. I just heard Becca. I'm like, wait, you're not supposed. Don't do that. No, no, it's the guy's email. Like, oh, Christ. And then I hear the guy on the line. See, he was right there with me. A couple of breaths. He was playing up to you. Yeah, I knew you'd love that one, Brett. I do. So all of Our listeners are now idiots. We knew that, but it's official. Like your emails are dumb now, but now we got the guy yesterday who won. The girl with. He deserved to win.
Brady
And then the broad one.
Holmberg
And then the broad, broad Giant cans. The natural 54 year old breasts. Nothing. 54 and untouched. Looks good. Like if you told me right now, dude, I got a 54 like a Chevelle that's 54 years old and I haven't touched it. No upgrades. That's ladies cans.
Brady
But you got to putty that.
Holmberg
Yeah, you got buff it out.
Brady
At least paint it.
Holmberg
Paint it once. Get some liquid nails. At least once in the 54 years. You got to put a. You got to put a coat on there. You can't just let that age naturally. Nothing ages naturally. 54 years. Good. Oh, it's 54 years old. Even wine is questionable at that point. You know the ones with corks in them? Queers. Queers. That's what Brady said. I don't agree with it. Brady learned that from his parents or something. He was raised believing that. I don't. It's a midwestern thing. It's time for Brady to give us the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense training. Getting it together out there. The whole lot of you is out there dealing with everyday people every single day. And that's why we do that seal of the year award is because you never know when old TJ woods next door to you and he's got some lady in a shed, you might have to fight him off to save someone's life. I always say it's best to not get involved in crap. That's what the police are for. They teach you that up there too? We go into those seminars where they do the de escalation and basically it's like, what are you doing? Why are you involving yourself in this? Leave. Call the cops like we did. The one. I'll never forget this where you're supposed to learn how to not get involved in a domestic violence situation because the majority of the time the woman being violated doesn't press charges. And when you get involved and start swinging away, you're going to trouble. Yeah. So it's like you see something, you call the cops. That's what they're for. It's what your phone's for. Train them for two hours and say don't get involved, don't get involved. And then they put them through a scenario and it's a surprise. The end of the, at the end of this particular one was the trainer. Tony was beating up a woman in the parking lot and shoving her in a car. And they do it while they're saying goodbye to you. You just trained for it. Everybody ran towards it. And then Tony would pull a gun on him like, you idiots phone. I'm watching something horrible happen. It's not always about fighting. It's about being smarter and being understanding of things and also, you know, not being a victim. Understanding your surroundings. Man, is it amazing. Self defense is so much more mental than it is physical. But they'll take care of both ends of that. The physical is going to get you in great shape. Have you prepared? The mental is going to make you smarter. Stop being a sheep. Start being a sheep dog. They'll train you. How? Brackdefense.com it's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.
Brady
The Daily Mail, the British tabloid is basically busted Katie Holmes for stalking social media because Tom Cruise and Anna de Armas. Their love was confirmed by the Daily Mail and Katie Holmes liked it accidentally.
Holmberg
Oh, she didn't mean to like it.
Brady
Yeah. Was because she was just kind of looking at it and I think she's looking at other stuff.
Holmberg
Wow.
Brady
And people comments were pretty funny. Celebs sometimes they're just like a stalking and accidentally liking posts about their ex.
Holmberg
So she was going through Tom's old stuff. She was cyber stalking the ex.
Brady
Another one said lol. The girl was lurking.
Holmberg
But isn't it easier to cyber?
Brady
She would be happy for him.
Holmberg
Why?
Brady
She's happy. She was out.
Holmberg
Yeah, but why cyber stalking? She could just watch Mission Impossible 11, the last one that came out and kind of now it still looks pretty good. I guess Facebook's not going to teach anything about him. The Entertainment Tonight already didn't do.
Brady
She's liking it because she. Maybe she's laughing.
Holmberg
Huh? Yeah.
Brady
They're buying it.
Holmberg
I don't think so. No woman is laughing when a guy starts dating Anna De Armas and you're the ex.
Brady
No, the fact that Tom and the rumors the whole time.
Holmberg
Oh that he's not gay.
Brady
Yeah.
Holmberg
He's not a Cork owner. He's not from the Irish town. Cork. Corks are for queers. You know my old saying. Yeah. I think if you're the ex of a guy who's dating Anna De Armas, you're not feeling too good about yourself right now. Cuz that's a win for him. You had to be pretty spectacular. And Katie Holmes is good looking Lady Banana de Armas is an eight and Katie Holmes is a seven.
Brady
Did Tom like.
Holmberg
She's expired now, too?
Brady
Did Tom like Jamie Foxx back in the day?
Holmberg
Tom Cruise?
Brady
Yeah, when she started dating.
Holmberg
Oh, yeah. Well, you know, I don't know. Tom's the winner there, too. Really? Jamie's fun, but Tom's not aging too well. She looks okay. Yeah. Skeletor away. Well, she didn't. Yeah, her face. Those aren't all right. Jeez. Yeah, you're right. Lost a little face weight.
Brady
Still, though, Little hound dogs she's got.
Holmberg
All right, you guys are kind of digs. Wow, look at you. I know the voice of reason over here. Look, I mean, I wouldn't call her a hound dog out loud. I'd do it privately. We're on the radio, you jerks. She's unattractive. I mean, but let's not start.
Brady
No, I. I'd go out with her a couple of times.
Holmberg
Yeah, I'm sure she'd be thrilled at that notion. Lucky her.
Brady
Yay.
Holmberg
I give her the gift of Brady twice. Then it's over, though. Skeletor, Hound dog.
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Holmberg
Holmberg's morning sickness. So you're gonna go to a restaurant and you just eat out of your bowl. I brought a trough for you. How old is she? She's gonna be like 46. Okay. Oh, man, it's a rough 46. Fired. Well, she's been through a lot. Tom did no favors to that woman. Don't stop there. I think I'll just go online and see what Tom's doing. No, I'm never gonna see her in the same way. Huckleberry Katie. They're always dating. Anna De Armis. I'm a loser. I'll date you. I ain't gonna kill myself. Get your checkbook.
Brady
Billy McFarlane. He's the guy behind the Fyre Festival.
Holmberg
Oh, no, that's the other guy back. He did Fire Festival too. Yeah, but it didn't go yet. Right?
Brady
It fell through.
Holmberg
Canceled again. And people were gonna go.
Brady
McFarland claimed he had a deal, but it fell through. So he's got a deal to sell the brand. The IP address for seven figures. Well, that fell through. Now he's auctioning it off on ebay.
Holmberg
I thought at the end of the documentary about the Fyre Festival that one of the contingencies was that he wasn't allowed to organize stuff anymore.
Brady
Well, if you buy. If you buy the IP address and whoever owns the fire brand will have an attention engine to launch their festivals. Do merchandise collabs.
Holmberg
Life Life Nation should buy the rights.
Brady
To the name, run live streams, build a media brand.
Holmberg
Because I'll give him this for some, for something that's never happened. It's branded beautifully. We all know what it is. And if it ever happened for real, we'd be like, oh, that's the Fyre Festival. Even though there was never a concert, there was never anything that happened. Just accept the catastrophe.
Brady
There are six days left on the auction on ebay. And the as of last night there are 99 bids. The price is about is at 200,000. I'm sure it's gone up from them. The 40th anniversary of Live Aid is this Sunday. And if you want to relive that moment, that music history.
Holmberg
I didn't watch the first time.
Brady
YouTube channel will be celebrating with over 10 hours of footage. There's a four part, four part documentary called Live Aid When Rock and roll took the World. It'll also premiere on CNN on 9:00pm Sunday, 6:00pm probably our time. But you won't see Led Zeppelin.
Holmberg
Yeah, I didn't even know that happened. Led Zeppelin evidently played live with Phil Collins.
Brady
Three songs.
Holmberg
You said that this morning. I had no idea. Yeah, and then I heard it wasn't that good. Yeah. But, you know, I think that's probably why you can't.
Brady
Robert Plant and Jimmy Page are like.
Holmberg
We don't want this out.
Brady
That we only rehearsed two hours for it.
Holmberg
Well, no excuses. You took the stage.
Brady
But what they say. Paige mentioned in a former interview that Phil Collins, who was one of the two drummers, said he couldn't properly play the beginning of Rock and Roll. Plus, they got, you know, less than two hours to rehearse. Then Phil was interviewed later and he's like, if I could have, I would have walked off.
Holmberg
Meaning there were dicks. Yep. Yeah.
Brady
And he's just. I felt like a spare part more than anything.
Holmberg
You were. How did they only have two hours to practice? The guys haven't been touring. And how long they. They got all the time in the world. Bottom line, you took the stage. Yeah. You agree, you own that. You get on stage and say, pull.
Brady
It up and play it.
Holmberg
Yeah. Brady played this morning. It was okay.
Brady
It was.
Holmberg
It sounded like a cruddy 80s live concert. They weren't good. They didn't translate to broadcast.
Brady
Well, even if you watch the Led Zeppelin, like, song Remains the Same, where they're all live performances, they. It's different from the album cuts.
Larry McFeely
They did a lot of.
Holmberg
Yeah, they didn't know how to make it translate to speakers back then on your TV or your radio. They couldn't do it. That's why Frampton Comes Alive and live albums were fake. Yeah, none of them were real. The good ones, Kiss Alive and all that kind of Cheap Trick and Buddha Khan, it was all fake.
Brady
Also, some of the effects that you can do in the recording studio completely live at that time, you could.
Holmberg
Live Aid sucked to all of us in 1985. Because when you tried to watch it, you're watching on a 20 inch Magnavox with one speaker. It didn't sound good. If you only had two hours to rehearse, you should have said, you know what? We're not ready. Take the stage. You're admitting that you're performing for a group of people. And then you. Man. Robert Plant was an unattractive woman. And by the way, Live Aid was designed to feed Africa and they're still hungry. So it didn't work either. I mean, that's the thing. I always look at USA for Africa and We Are the World and all that. They were still hungry when it was over. So what good was it? Were they just a little less hungry? Sounds fine to me. Yeah. See what the problem, Phil, is He's a little off. So is Robert Plant. Well, here's the thing. If the drummer's off, the other musicians are supposed to go with that. Yeah. You don't play ahead of them. Yeah. If you were in the crowd, you'd have been happy. Oh, yeah, big whoop, by the way. I just. My brain was broken when we started the show. After all the Neil Degrasse Tyson talk and realizing we are currently going 1.3 million miles an hour through space, 87,000 miles an hour through our galaxy, and 1,000 miles an hour on our orbit. Another mind breaker. Before we leave, Kyle Pierce just goes. I just realized something. Chris Cornell was your age when he died. He just drops that bomb on me right before I leave. I shouldn't be allowed to outlive Chris Cornell. He was talented. I shouldn't. I shouldn't be the one that goes on. That's not fair. Sorry, Cornell family. This isn't fair at all. I'll work on that today. I won't outlive him. I'll do what I can. Yeah, I'll write a check. Larry's right. Are you finding me? Not again. That's it. You blow my mind. That's it. We're done. Larry's coming up next and he's finding me and paying you. That's how it works. Larry's gonna have plenty of stuff for you guys to. To give out and do all sorts of things. So be nice to Larry. He'll be nice to you. And we're done. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the. Oh, yeah. I gotta say thanks to Aaron again. Over at. What was that place called? There it is. Irvin Cable Communications for all that water they gave us. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And tomorrow we'll tell you where Brett's going. We'll keep the water drive alive. We're done. Larry's next. Have a good one. We'll see you tomorrow. Solo. It's not weird.
Brady
It's pretty cool, actually.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (07-09-25)
Podcast Information:
The episode kicks off with a lively banter among the hosts, Holmberg, Brady, Bret, and Dick Tolittle, setting the humorous and irreverent tone characteristic of the show.
This segment showcases the hosts' camaraderie and their knack for blending humor with listener engagement.
A significant portion of the episode delves into celebrity gossip, focusing on rumors suggesting that Katie Holmes is "stalking" Tom Cruise through social media interactions.
Katie Holmes' Social Media Activity:
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Discussion on Celebrity Dynamics:
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This segment blends celebrity gossip with humor, engaging listeners who enjoy light-hearted discussions about Hollywood relationships.
The hosts shift focus to the notorious Fyre Festival, discussing recent developments regarding its owner, Billy McFarland.
Billy McFarland’s Auction of Fyre Festival Domain:
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This discussion highlights ongoing developments related to the infamous Fyre Festival, appealing to listeners interested in business moves of controversial figures.
As the episode progresses, the hosts reminisce and critique past live events, particularly the Live Aid concert.
Live Aid Documentary and Anniversary:
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This segment offers a nostalgic yet critical look at a historical live event, providing depth to the conversation and inviting listeners to reflect on the effectiveness of such large-scale charity events.
The episode concludes with the hosts wrapping up their discussions and transitioning to advertisements.
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Note: As per the summary guidelines, advertisements, intros, and outros are acknowledged but not detailed extensively.
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of celebrity gossip, critical discussions on notorious events like the Fyre Festival and Live Aid, and maintains a humorous and irreverent tone throughout. The hosts effectively engage listeners with their candid conversations, memorable quotes, and interactive segments, making the show both entertaining and informative for those seeking a mix of humor and current event commentary.
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This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, providing a clear and engaging overview for those who haven't tuned in.