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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
07-09-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
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John Holmberg
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Brett Vesely
Today you've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It is 5:45. This is the morning sickness for yet another day. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. Big Dick Toledo's here. The whole show is ready to go and it's gonna be awful outside. 100160017 today, but suck it up, buttercup. It's July. You knew that was coming. I don't want to hear it. Pretty good. I'm pretty sure though I'm for the last. I don't know before bed. And then this morning I think my phone took acid and it's just messing with me and I think it dropped a little while I was asleep. I am spinning literally right now. I've gotten a bunch of stories and because I clicked on one and then did a search afterwards last night, now my phone is. And here's the other thing I used to tell people. This is a good idea. Don't do it. Don't. Don't do anything in mass in a day watching anything Neil DeGrasse Tyson does. Your phone changes. Your phone completely changes and it starts effing with you. So I get a thing today that says the earth is going to spin faster today than normal. Right. So it's got.
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Toledo
It's the shortest day today.
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Brett Vesely
Well, it's the short. It's. Well, technically it's like milliseconds. But it's going to spin faster today.
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Toledo
Yeah.
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Brett Vesely
Than normal. And spy like 001 milliseconds and everything else. Then my phone proceeds to tell me how fast the earth is actually going. And then you start to realize what we are hurtling through space. Milky Way galaxy is. We are currently. Hey, everybody, listen. I'm going to put you on my trip because this is driving me crazy. We are currently going 1.3 million miles an hour as a galaxy right now, Brett, you are going 1.3 million miles an hour. Now, on top of that, our little solar system here is going around the sun at 87,000 miles an hour. So while we're going 1.3 million total as a giant galaxy inside that, we're spinning around the sun, we're going 87,000 miles an hour. And each day we're going 1,037 miles an hour. We keep. We're just hurling through space at breakneck speeds. And here we are, like, just standing here talking about farts and stuff. We're useless. This is pointless. It's the most unbelievably small I've ever felt in my life.
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Toledo
It's like the snowball ride. It's a fair. That circular thing that you sit down.
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Brett Vesely
And rotates around, except for at a million miles an hour. Yeah, sure. Yours is going Well, I.
- [03:24]
Toledo
Sure you're pressed up against the wall.
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Brett Vesely
Prior to my phone effing with me, I'd have assumed we're going, I don't know, I guess the rotation of the Earth. I had us around 1,000. That seems to make sense, except for when you place your. When you put your head around it and you realize you're going 1000 every single second of your life, you're going at least 1,000 miles an hour on the thing you're standing on.
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John Holmberg
I think I'm going to sleep tonight. You're not just hearing this story right now.
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Brett Vesely
And on top of that, you look at the sky, the stars in the sky and all that, and that's going 87,000 miles. We are just on a tiny little speck of whatever the hell this is. Speeding through, by the way. And I know there's a lot of people going. You didn't know this? Look, I'm 53. I paid no attention in school when it came to science. In fact, Brett and I talked about it. We took Home EC to avoid this. I'm learning it now. And I knew I've heard it before, but this just really resonate. 100amil, 1.3 million feed.
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Toledo
And like you said, today is 1.3 milliseconds shorter than normal.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah.
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Toledo
How do you get that from.
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Brett Vesely
Because they know these people. Pay attention, Neil. He knows they're smarter Than you. That's how you like you and I can't. You and I trying to figure that out. We might as well grab the football and start Brady, because that's all we are, is a couple of monkeys. It's unreal. This is going to spin fast by 1.11 milliseconds. And who care? How's this news? Let me know when it's cut. Eight hours off my day. That way I don't have to go to work. All right. Everybody's looking for a way out. And this is how I used to feel. Timson, I'm with you on that. I mean, you work eight hour days, we'll be out of here in five. But still, it's just. We spin faster than you do at work is basically how it was. But it's just. It really kind of. It started to punch me. Like I was stoned. I felt like I was sitting one of those, you know, weirdo the kids used to know in high school. You're like, he's cool. He seems right. Then you go to his house and he's. His room was just all pot posters and tie dyed crap.
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John Holmberg
You know, like Brady's kid or Toledo's kid, basically.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah. Yeah. Kirby and Alex are there and you're like, oh, wow. You guys have like velvet south park art. This is cool. I like it. 1.3 million miles an hour at all times is how fast we are actually going. And that's what we know of that. We don't know how.
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Toledo
That's our best guess.
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Brett Vesely
No, no, we know that we don't know how fast space is going. I mean, they could be wrong. That's the best thing about science is that they'll come back and they'll say, hey, we figured something else out. We're actually doing this. But they've got this down. This isn't like them just figuring out because I did. They've known this for a long time. That, that's, you know, they've got that mapped out pretty good. But the speed of the earth, they've got like down to like tenths of miles per hour. It's amazing. But even if you just break it down to the earth spinning on its own, but we're always. You're asleep, you're awake, you're standing, you're sitting, you're laying down. You're always going 1,037 miles an hour. You're always doing that. And we sit and try to figure out how important we are.
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Toledo
We just keep it to 24 hour rotation.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah. And that's not even really accurate, but still, the. Oh, stop. And the only thing I can tell you on this one is if don't. If you're like me and you're kind of dumb, don't start watching Neil DeGrasse Tyson things. It's. Your phone will change, your phone will change. Follow the Diddy trial. That's what you're qualified for. That's what I'm qualified for. That's it. And that's over. So I don't know what to do.
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Toledo
Just down to sentencing.
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Brett Vesely
And I think I was like one.
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Toledo
Of those getting at 1.3 million years.
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Brett Vesely
He didn't get nothing. And that's the best thing about the Diddy trial is, like, in the beginning, you're like, oh, they're trying to convict a pervert for being a wild pervert. And everybody was volunteering. This is going to be an easy one. I didn't think he was going to get in trouble at all. Anyway, back to that. That's what we're qualified to talk about this planet and what it's doing. No clue. How many times have I told you I don't know how Earth's shadows work on the moon? And how come that's not considered an eclipse? How come half moons aren't an eclipse? And people will email me like crazy. And once I read the word refractory or something, I'm out. I'm like, I don't know. You've lost me already. I don't know what a refraction light. You're done. Yeah, well, that's in the pool. Like, you put a pole in a pool and it bends.
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John Holmberg
And I don't know how these microphones work. We've been using them 30 years now. And other. Turning the button on a single thing.
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Brett Vesely
In this room I sit in every day in my 20. Let's see. This will be my 29th year in radio. I have no idea how any of this works. None. And have they tried to explain it to me over and over? I've had engineers. And here's the thing, though. And if you don't know radio engineers. I've had radio engineers ask me if I want to go to the tower with them. And I said, no, thank you. I'm against rape, because they're all weird. And if you're a. If you're. If you're in radio and you're a Thai boy and you want a job in engineering, you're hired assistant. I've never met one that hasn't eventually hired a Thai Boy with no experience, that just ends up being a shadow. So, no, I've never once, like gone to that tower. I actually did go once with Chuck rt because he showed. And the only reason I went to show me where the dead guy was. That's the only crawled in. Yeah. Because there was a dude that went in the South Mountain tower years ago and he said he died in there. And for whatever reason, when I first started, Chuck wanted to show me all KUPD stuff. And so we drove up to South Mountain. I'm like, that's interesting. He didn't know what he was talking about either. And he ran radio stations for years. We went up there and stood. The engineer was with us. I forgot his name at the time. It wasn't. It was Ray. It was Ray. But he was up during the day.
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John Holmberg
What was going on?
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Brett Vesely
Yeah, he was mad. He wasn't happy. And was mainly because Chuck made him because the new guy was popping in. He. Ray didn't want anything to do with me that day. Didn't say a word to me.
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Toledo
Had his rubber bands and peanut shells to fix stuff.
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Brett Vesely
And all I went up there for and asked was there's legendary story. Where's the dead guy? Where was he? And Ray told he was found him over here. And he just leaves. He doesn't want it. Just. I think he went and fell asleep in the tower too. And then Chuck's like, this is the gonculator. And it does that. Like, you don't have any idea what's going on in here. Neither way. Let's go. I wanted to go in there and see if the dead body kind of left a stain. It didn't. It was. It stunk in there. But I think that was just because it's always gross in there. But I don't know how any of this works, Brett. You're right. I know I've got. People think. I'm like. They come in and they look and they're. Oh, my God. You. You manage that entire thing. Like, I know how push like 12 buttons every. You know what I have in front of me? 1, 2, 3. Like 17 different faders, they call them. These are essentially volume knobs. That's all. And they turn up. Watch. They turn up and they turn way down. And I can do it both ways. And I know how to do that. And I know the on off, which are labeled beautifully. On is the blue one. Off is the white one. And that's my extent of radio knowledge. And I talk into this thing and it goes to you, and I Don't know how, and I still don't know how. And it's technology that was invented in the teens and I don't understand it. And even they don't even know who invented it. My ex brother in law, years and years ago thought that I was into radio. So for Christmas he bought me a. You can build your own little radio kit at home and broadcast throughout like your neighborhood or something. I don't know. It was like 20 watts. You build a little tower and you realize wires and I just. It's still in the box with tape on it. Like it's. I found it about two months ago in a closet and I looked and I'm like, oh, yeah. Julian got me my own home radio station because he thought I wanted that. I didn't. I barely want to be here. But now podcast things, I think. So you need is your phone and a microphone and you're good. You don't even know anything. But it was. Yeah, it's daunting when your phone starts effing with you like that. And it's got loads of stuff it's doing right now. It's screwing around with earth speeds and no thanks. Oh God. And I. And it's my own fault because somebody sent me a Neil DeGrasse Tyson thing talking about science books and how if you threw them all away right now, just all of them disappeared from history. They were gone. In a thousand years, they'd all be back. It's the one thing that we would. We would rebuild exactly the same way as we had because science just is what it is. And I started to think about that. That's crazy. You can't. You can't have any other, like religious text, anything else that you just got rid of. And a thousand years, it would be back the exact same way. It would be varied, it would be different, it would be nuanced, there'd be different stories. Science shows up, throw it away. In a thousand years, those books would be exactly the same as they were.
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Brady Bogan
Have you seen the one where Neil describes atoms?
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Brett Vesely
No. And I don't want. No, don't. No, stop.
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Toledo
Watch that.
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Brett Vesely
No, my phone's listening and it's going to mess with me.
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Brady Bogan
Watch that one. Because it's about water and water and the amount of water in the oceans out of atoms.
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Brett Vesely
3 million miles an hour. I'm dealing with that right now. I don't have time for water. Oh, I watched the thing. He did a thing about tides. I watched about 16 videos. Yeah, the.
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Brady Bogan
The stretching of the earth.
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Brett Vesely
No such Thing as tides. Right. It's just the way the Earth's spinning. We catch. We catch the water. Yeah, yeah. And the water just moves around. And the moon helps. Like, it pulls it. But as we get into where the water is, it kind of. It's just. It's so. It's because we're always consistently doing the same thing every day. But if you did that to a bathtub.
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Toledo
1.3 miles per hour, but it's steady.
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Brett Vesely
That's the Galaxy.
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Toledo
Yeah.
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Brett Vesely
It's going 1.3 million miles an hour. So we're kind of riding in that. That's the car. And then inside the car, somebody's spinning at a thousand miles an hour. That's you. And then those seats and the whole car itself. The car itself inside is spinning at 87,000 miles an hour. And inside that, you're spinning at a thousand. Go yourself, everybody. We're all just. We're useless. Does it ever dawn on you that you woke up and you tried to figure out what's important in your life, and then you're like, oh, yeah, I'm a spec on another spec, Going a million and a half miles an hour through something. I don't even know where. We are blindly flying through this. Come on, quit. Time to make the donuts. Yeah, exactly. Meanwhile, we're like, these damn trannies are going a million miles an hour with us, and I can't stand it. Oh, it drives me bananas.
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John Holmberg
Of all the stuff we sent back and forth yesterday, all of us, this is the one thing you're focused on.
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Brett Vesely
Yes.
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John Holmberg
You could understand the stuff we were sending.
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Brett Vesely
My second favorite thing I got yesterday, Megan sent me a video, and it said, this song's awesome, but you can't hear it if you're gay. And it's just a guy lip syncing a song and acting like he's singing. You can't hear it. So I immediately text back. I'm like, this song is awesome. Because I pretended I could hear it and that made me laugh. And then. Yeah, and then the other one of the gay smoking thing. I don't know if you guys saw that. It's an old 80s commercial. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, did. Yeah, no big Gay. Yeah. Two kids. Or did you remember the commercial? No, I don't. Me neither. It's two kids in high school, and they're handsome boys a little bit.
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John Holmberg
Couple talons from nowadays.
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Brett Vesely
A couple Gilbert talents, and they've got their blonde hair and they're dressed nice, and they're real close together in the hallway. And One looks at the other and gives them a head nod. And the other one goes, yeah, this is a real commercial in the 80s. This is how awesome America used to be. And head nods. And they look at each other. And one kind of points to his pocket. Yeah, man. And then they go into the bathroom and they look. They look around, and they sneak into the bathroom together. They're like, are they smoking or are they gay? And the whole campaign is, smoking is gay. And they put it up on the screen like, oh, my God, don't be a. Come on. And they made it seem like if you smoke, people are gonna think you take it in the ass. And that was a campaign in the 80s aimed at kids.
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John Holmberg
I was waiting to hear Brennaman voice that one.
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Brett Vesely
But, boy, oh, boy, look at these two twinks about to start blowing each other. Put it in your mouth there, boys. Oral fixations are fun, aren't they? Tom Brennaman, wfgs. Yeah, I. So, yeah, so that was my other. Those were the ones that I'm like, ha ha ha. This is what I'm qualified to look at. And then Neil DeGrasse Tyson comes on. She don't understand the tides. And technically, the tides aren't moving. The Earth is moving. We're catching up with the water as it moves. I'm like, oh, my God. And then my phone's like, hey, asshole, you're interested in this kind of stuff? I'm like, not really. You know, we're going a million and three miles. Oh, my God. I can't do this.
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Brady Bogan
So wait, like, your phone was tapping you on the shoulder all night?
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Brett Vesely
Kind of. Wake up, bro. I just found some more stuff. I can't. I can't sleep. I'm scared. What's the matter, phone? You realize we're going 1.3 million miles an hour, man? Shut up. No, I don't want to think about that right now. I'm tired.
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Toledo
You're gay.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah. Yeah. We're just. Yeah. And then I fight with them over that because they'd be like, huh? And I could. I can actually discuss that. This is mind blowing. Mind blowing because I've. It broke my brain. It just. It kind of woke me up and said, hey, idiot, feeling important. Here's a way to make you realize you're nothing. And. And then he did a video, Neil DeGrasse Tyson did of what it would look like if aliens had to try to find us. It's amazing. Like, he's like, here's the. Here's what we know. Here's the map of what we know of our galaxy. So let's just put them here. Let's just assume they've made it to our galaxy. Let's just discount the fact they had to go through all this other stuff and then they fly this, like, fake drone through the simulation of what our galaxy would be. The odds of them even coming close to finding us, we think we're obvious. It's. There's stuff every. Oh, my God. It was this tiny little dot. And he goes, see if you can see it. See if you can find it. He's flying around. He goes, we went by it four times already. We were gonna buy it. We've been going, we went past your house four times already. He said, what? And the guy goes back and he did another thing. I watched another thing where he kind of did the same experiment, except for he told everybody where it was right away. And he drives by, he goes, fourth, fourth time, he just went by it again. He goes, I don't know where any of this is. And he goes. He goes, unless they knew, or we were. We were placing a signal, you would never find it. And then he pinpoints in. Even from a few thousand miles away from the planet, he's like, you'd never see it. There's just stuff everywhere. It's amazing. This dude screwed up my mind. Stupid Internet and all of its knowledge. And we just started so many.
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John Holmberg
Yeah, porn pages out there and you're dicking around with this.
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Brett Vesely
Then he did this. Do you know the DNA difference between us and the chimpan man? Seriously, bro. Listen, shut up, you guys. The difference between us and a chimpanzee and DNA percentage. Do you know what it is?
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Toledo
Well, there was a.
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Brett Vesely
Answer the damn question. Depends on who you ask. You think? 99% difference between us and a chimpanzee. 2% difference. 2% difference. And you. It's a drastic difference between us and a chimpanzee as far as self awareness, you know, knowledge of things, understanding how stuff works, building all that stuff. We're very much more advanced. But there's a 2% difference in DNA. He said, now place that 2% difference on something, a being that's more accelerated than us. And he goes, and now advance that. And he goes, in a thousand years, that's very possible that that will reveal itself as something else and. And show otherwise. And I'm like, oh my God. A 2% difference is us to chimps. And essentially all we have is kind of like the same.
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Toledo
What I heard our DNA difference. I thought there Was a fun fact off the. Check it again. But it said our DNA difference between all of the creatures.
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Brett Vesely
Oh, it's not that big. Is less than two chromosomal DNA. All this other stuff, we're.2% difference from chimpanzees, the closest relative by far to humanity. I mean, it is close to by far. Like, that's the one that's, like, all things point back to going, you guys are. You're related in every possible way. There's this tiny little tick that's different, and whatever that tick is keeps them hairy and in trees and us building stuff and running around. You add that 2% difference onto a being better than us, it would be an. A massive leap of knowledge. I mean, compared to what we know, what a chimp knows. Yeah. I mean, if you put that on something else and then say, all right, now float that around for a little bit. Because it's very possible. Like, all right, I hate. I hate this. I can't live my life like this. The Internet, I used to be really. I used to like the old smoking commercial. That was. That was my. Wow, that's cool. And you know. And then it just doesn't dawn on you that often, while you try to figure out whether or not Superman's an immigration movie, that you're going 1.3 million miles an hour hurtling through the darkness of space every second of your life. Good morning this morning, everybody.
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John Holmberg
David Vasquez says I masturbate quite a bit. I'm still trying to figure out how my boner works.
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Brett Vesely
Oh, I have no idea where my. Where my nut seed comes from. I've been told it's my balls. And that's the one thing. Here's the other thing. When you get a vasectomy, I've had countless. You've done it, too. Countless amount of people going, nah, I still like firing loads. Like, they think you're just shut up. I have to explain to them, oh, no, no. I've had that conversation a hundred times. No, you still goop. You still throw it. There's just nothing in it.
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John Holmberg
They think it's just.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah.
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John Holmberg
Like air.
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Brett Vesely
What? How is that possible? And then I realized, I don't know, I still shoot stuff.
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John Holmberg
And I'm not going to lie, I thought the same thing way back in the day.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah.
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John Holmberg
Like when I first heard about him.
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Brett Vesely
And you know what? In fairness to that argument, I didn't. I thought we still gooped, but the only reason I did is because logically, I thought, no man would do this. No man's getting rid of his money shot 100% or just he just throw out some puffy air.
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John Holmberg
That's what I thought.
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Brett Vesely
No man's doing.
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John Holmberg
I was scared of it.
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Brett Vesely
No man's doing that. We'll risk pregnancy, dude. Oh, you'd risk pregnancy? You would rather get rid of all liquids firing out of you if I'm still gonna reach.
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John Holmberg
And I got the air coming out over a kid for 18 years.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah, but you can avoid that.
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John Holmberg
And now these moron kids the next 40 years.
- [21:44]
Brett Vesely
Yes, that's a good point. Yeah. I've made Toledo turn paste white yesterday because he was talking about his son. He goes, he's gonna move back in with us. And I said, Hey, 25's the new 18. And he goes, don't say that like he got mad at me.
- [22:03]
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Toledo
Ben hadn't had a decent night's sleep.
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Brett Vesely
In a month, so during one of.
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Toledo
His restless nights, he booked a package.
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Brett Vesely
Trip abroad on Expedia. When he arrived at his beachside hotel.
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Toledo
He discovered a miraculous bed slung between two trees and fell into the best sleep of his life. You were made to be rechargeable. We were made to package flights and hotels and hammocks for Less expedia.
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Brett Vesely
Made to travel. Holmberg's morning sickness. Anyway, he's going to be there till he's 25. You. You don't have to worry about it, but Kirby's going to be in the house for 25 years. That's how they live. Larry's daughter's gonna be 21, so no intention of moving. That's too expensive. She's just like, this is easy. Larry doesn't care. 25.
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John Holmberg
He cooks and cleans, does laundry.
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Brett Vesely
That's the normal thing.
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John Holmberg
I'm gonna move in with Larry.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah, I thought about it. I thought about it. But yeah. The vasectomy room. The vasectomy, which, by the way, I trusted another human being going at 1.3 million miles an hour to come into a room with me while my pants were down and my balls were hanging out of a. Like a. I don't. Paper Towel. They just cut a hole in a paper towel. Suck your balls out of it. It's laying on top of this paper. Unless I don't know if you've got a high and tight. Mine was great. It was splayed out all over the paper. It was. It looked like a. It looked like a jumper off a 14 tight now. No, 14 story jumper that splats onto the thing. I pulled my balls through that little slit of the paper towels and they were everywhere. It was hilarious. And for those of you who watched the first six or seven minutes of my vasectomy on Facebook before they took it down, all the comments were like, that's disgusting. What did you do to those things? I'm like, they're everywhere, I'm telling you. So I trusted a man to cut that off, put fire on it, clip a couple of tubes inside there, put fire on that, sew me back up. And you know how much research I did on that? Zero. None. What happens in a vasectomy. He explained it. That's good enough. It makes it so I don't make babies, right? And they're like, yep. But I still fire goop. Uh huh. I'm all in. I didn't go to. I didn't even explore.
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Toledo
Don't take away the goop, Doc.
- [25:07]
Brett Vesely
I didn't even explore what's in my ball sack. I don't know. In my mind it's a Ren and Stimpy drawing of two balls and two, like, tubes and that's it. I don't know what's in there and I don't know how they connect and I don't know where the sperm one Is. And I don't know where the goop one is, but they're different. And one joins the other.
- [25:24]
John Holmberg
I'm learning something right now.
- [25:25]
Brett Vesely
Well, there you go. But you still goop. And no man don't think you're right.
- [25:30]
Toledo
Egg whites. You're not the yolk.
- [25:32]
Brett Vesely
Okay, Figure that out. Where am I making yolk? And that's a woman. All right, that's getting too much now, you guys, Brady just described how women work. We don't know how our sperm goes into the thing. We're just firing off. Again, good comp. Egg whites. But no man would get a vasectomy if you took away the money shot.
- [25:50]
John Holmberg
I figured Dr. Lin was good with math, so he knew what he was doing, so I was out of it.
- [25:54]
Brett Vesely
If he looked at you. If he looked up at you, I should say, because he's like four or five. Okay, Brad, no more money shot. Ready? You'd be like, what? What? What? Take my goop. You wouldn't have done it. You would have done it without money shots.
- [26:08]
John Holmberg
Well, if you still. If you still, you know, still have the orgasm, just not the. The splat. You know, if you get a poof.
- [26:14]
Brett Vesely
Fun part.
- [26:16]
John Holmberg
Look at toledo.
- [26:17]
Brett Vesely
Oh, no.
- [26:18]
John Holmberg
25 is the next 18.
- [26:20]
Brett Vesely
So many examples.
- [26:21]
John Holmberg
It's gonna be 45 is the next 18 by the time it's all said and done.
- [26:24]
Brett Vesely
But there's all sorts of things like abortion and condoms, which I would use. Rubbers, staircases.
- [26:31]
John Holmberg
Well, then if you're using rubbers, it doesn't matter.
- [26:33]
Brett Vesely
I know, but of course you wouldn't do that. Why? Because it's no fun trying to pull that off and then paint. No.
- [26:43]
John Holmberg
Nobody having a 45 year old sit.
- [26:45]
Brett Vesely
There at your house. That's a good point. You're making very strong points. But has. I'll counter that with. Has there ever been a porn where a dude isn't Peter North? You're disappointed. Oh, yeah, yeah. When he's like you. When he just kept. When it looks like a sick kid, like a retarded kid throwing up. And it's like, oh, come on. Where's the. Where's the COVID That woman?
- [27:04]
Toledo
Like you tipped over a bottle.
- [27:05]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Like it's like you spilled some paint. Oops, sorry. And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah. And then just goes, oh, this thing's no good. That cannon's broken. Anyway, that's what I'm qualified to talk about, but I've had. I don't know how my body works. I don't know the inner workings of Any of my stuff. You're right. The vasectomy is a great example. I trusted a guy to just go in there and chop it up. I still don't know how any of that stuff.
- [27:32]
John Holmberg
It's good with numbers.
- [27:32]
Brett Vesely
I don't know how it works before. And even afterwards I should have some knowledge on it because I have no idea how it works now. But I do know while it was happening, I was going 1.3 million miles an hour. That's what I now know for sure. And at the very least, I was spinning. Like I was spinning on a thing that's spinning on a thing that's spinning. And I was at least going 1,037 miles an hour. Just. It's crazy. Thanks Neil DeGrasse Tyson for wrecking my algorithm completely. I'd rather have Brady's algorithm than just a bunch of crippled kids I could laugh at. But I don't have that. I got smart people talking about things I don't understand.
- [28:10]
Toledo
I can fix that.
- [28:11]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, fire over more of those and let me. You know, what I know now is like when Brady sends me over like retarded Chinese kids that have tongues sticking out of their eyeballs. And Brady's like and just fires that one. After incessantly chasing mentally challenged and physically deformed people and sending them to me. All I need to do is just research it and my phone will start sending me those things. Rather than 10 Neil DeGrasse Tyson clips and two or three questions I've got now my whole thing just starts. All my stories this morning were all about space. I had a bunch of stuff about the earth. It's actually kind of a little pear shaped on top. So the equator goes a little faster than the top of the fan. I'm like, I don't understand how any of this works. Don't get it. So. But Brett makes the best point of the day. Kids live with you until they're like 30 now and they're just, they're useless up and we talked about it yesterday. You don't even want to spend a whole summer with them. You know, you try to get rid of them for a couple weeks at a time at camp so they don't live with you for. See what it's like when you were happy and there's nothing better than watching a family when their kids move out or when the good Lord when Fun People have 16 year old kids, they become fun again. It's unreal how different it is. You stop being funny.
- [29:27]
Toledo
There is someone you know the day you become Empty nesters. No, when they go to school.
- [29:34]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Happiest days I've ever seen in parents lives. And that comes from life experience.
- [29:40]
Toledo
It's actually the other way around as far as when they're leaving to like going to college.
- [29:44]
Brett Vesely
Happiest day I've ever seen. Happiest mothers. Okay for a few hours, but then they become human again. And when they're out there, they act like they're 19 and in a bar for the first time ever. I've experienced it as friends of people with kids who have. Their kids have either moved out or gone to college and stuff.
- [30:00]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [30:01]
Brett Vesely
They come out from the ground like, you know, like meerkats.
- [30:05]
John Holmberg
Like Thriller. Yeah, it is just coming out.
- [30:08]
Brett Vesely
Remember us? No, I don't. Who are you? We disappeared for 18 years with children. They're really annoying. Yeah, I remember you guys. That's why we stopped hanging out. It's because all you talked about was your kids and showed pictures of it, talked about its recitals. I'm not interested. So we just kind of went away with it. Now you're back and they are more fun. You want to talk about hanging out with fun people, you got to calm them down sometimes. But the people whose kids have left the house are mostly when they turn 16, that's when they get fun again.
- [30:34]
John Holmberg
I went to baseball camp for a week in Prescott. And I remember my. My dad. I don't even think he stopped the car. I think he kicked me out while it's still rolling.
- [30:41]
Brett Vesely
Like 5 mil hour.
- [30:42]
John Holmberg
And then the tires squealed away as him and mom took off for a week.
- [30:45]
Brett Vesely
And a glove flew out of the window and hit you in the face.
- [30:48]
John Holmberg
So excited to get rid of me for an entire week.
- [30:50]
Brett Vesely
Don't die. It's your problem now. All right, birdie, get on it. Then he. Then he just climbed on your mom for us, like in your room. I guarantee you that that was a.
- [31:02]
John Holmberg
Remember 13 years ago before this thing showed up.
- [31:07]
Brett Vesely
And then a few years later you're out of the house and they were. And they were different people. My dad's a different guy. Oh, yeah. My dad growing up in the house. My dad's a different guy. He's just happy. Like everything's good. He did it. He made it. So I made it to where I was responsible for living and dying. And then he took his hands off. It's like for years and years I'd go to jail if you died. And that's all I think he thought about for 17 and a half years. He thought if this thing dies. The police are going to talk to me first. Keep it alive. I was a sea monkey. And then once I turned 18, he's like, you are on your own. I'm no longer responsible for your life at all. Thank God. And I started to see him having fun again. And I started to see a different dad. And my dad, my friend, my dad's friends used to tell me, your dad's hilarious. And I'm like, no, he's not. That dude doesn't even know what. He doesn't know how to smile. He's hilarious because at work he was happy. He came home. He came home and that bitch and me were in his house all the time, giving him guff, constantly stirring stuff up. And all he was worried about is coming home and making sure there weren't two dead bodies that he would probably been for a few minutes pretty okay with. And then he'd realized, I'm probably gonna get in trouble for this. That's the only thing he's told me that he goes, I was so wound so tight, making sure you guys were still alive every day. That's all I cared about. I am not built for that. No way.
- [32:23]
Toledo
My dad might have been, but it seemed like the opposite.
- [32:26]
Brett Vesely
You were raised in rose colored glasses land and you were a rose colored glasses fall off. I'm sure your dad was in the Cuban revolution. He had all sorts of things going on and just ignore it.
- [32:36]
Toledo
Manage to fit things in.
- [32:37]
Brett Vesely
Sure, sure. Just ignore it. Nothing bad happens here. Oh, there's a drug addict on our roof. That's normal and that's true.
- [32:44]
Toledo
Now we'll deal with it.
- [32:45]
Brett Vesely
Now my dad sees a drug addict on our roof and he loses mind. Your dad's like, oh, that stranger we let live with us is on drugs and standing on the roof. As long as the neighbors don't see, this is okay.
- [32:58]
Toledo
Let's get him off the roof.
- [33:00]
Brett Vesely
All it was was making sure and.
- [33:01]
Toledo
Hide your model glue.
- [33:02]
Brett Vesely
Your dad's bigger stress was not being talked about at the country club. Blend. Make everybody know that your life is going great. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Hey, Tom, I saw that drug addict on your roof the other day. Oh, no, no, no. He's training to be a roofer. Oh, that's great. I hope he would come by and do my house. Probably. Sure. And then it just got ignored forever. And that's almost a better way to live. Your sister had to tell your parents in front of me that she feared for her safety regularly with those foreigners. You had in the house. Because I brought it up. I'm like, anybody afraid of the weirdo that stood and smoked in the bathroom door while Samad was a nice guy. And she raised her hand. I was horrified. I had to tell because I said, why did it all end? It's because your sister went to your parents and said, no more swarthy Middle Easterners are going to stand in the bathroom right next door in the bedroom next to hers and smoke and talked to her. She told me she was in the bathroom and he would lean on the door. Where's the party? Will you go to bed, Samad with you? Anytime. Go to Gah. So she told her parents, like, it's not safe here. You keep bringing these weirdos in. And your mom's like, what? Samad? No, he was wonderful. He only did five years. For a few things we didn't even ask.
- [34:27]
Toledo
Samad was not wonderful.
- [34:30]
Brett Vesely
He was his sexual.
- [34:31]
Toledo
He was one of the tougher ones.
- [34:35]
Brett Vesely
Exactly. And this is what we're talking about.
- [34:37]
Toledo
Woman making me dinner.
- [34:39]
John Holmberg
Except before we traded Dr. Death over there, because it sounds like.
- [34:43]
Brett Vesely
Hey, little Bogan. Hey, Samantha. How are you? I'm okay. Hey, you get those schematics of the airport that I asked for? I don't know what schematics are, but I drew some stuff. Okay, I'll ask your sister when she gets ready for date. Is your mother making me dinner? I am hungry. Hello, Mrs. Bogan. I smart. I see you did not take my advice and you still walk around with your horri ankles exposed.
- [35:11]
John Holmberg
Where did this guy come from?
- [35:13]
Toledo
Bangladesh.
- [35:14]
Brett Vesely
He's a Bangladeshi. And they just showed up. And the Bogans, why did they just show up? They were in a program.
- [35:20]
Toledo
Because God told them to be nice to stranger, basically.
- [35:23]
Brett Vesely
But no, there was no exchange. They just showed up at your house?
- [35:28]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Did your parents send anything over?
- [35:30]
Brett Vesely
No, there's no exchange.
- [35:31]
Toledo
Oh, you mean like us?
- [35:33]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Yeah. No, no, there was no exchange. It was a safe house.
- [35:37]
Toledo
We. I forgot who either. I think my mom got involved in it. But they were social workers from.
- [35:47]
Brett Vesely
All.
- [35:47]
Toledo
Over the world that came over here to see what it's like in the United States.
- [35:53]
Brett Vesely
Hey, Brady, you know the difference between an orphanage and daycare is no. What is it, Samat? I don't either. I just drop the bombs, huh? Just kidding around with you. I kill kids. Thanks, Samat. I'm gonna go outside now. You don't scare me at all. Cause that would be dealing with reality and I'm not gonna do that now. You guys had strangers and drugs Pregnant girls.
- [36:18]
Toledo
Probably the. The worst of them all. And it wasn't. It's just she didn't. I didn't hang out with him.
- [36:24]
Brett Vesely
That's right. Because he was.
- [36:25]
Toledo
The other. Other ones were insane fun.
- [36:30]
Brett Vesely
Okay. The drug addict on your roof.
- [36:32]
Toledo
Well, that was a. So that wasn't in that program. That was.
- [36:35]
Brett Vesely
That was worse that you had multiple programs of crazy people.
- [36:38]
Toledo
Foster.
- [36:38]
Brett Vesely
Okay. Still drug addict on your.
- [36:40]
Toledo
Walt Ducey was a great foster brother.
- [36:44]
Brett Vesely
See, and this is where you and I would have different experiences is that they normalized it and will argue with you that that's okay to have a drug addict on your roof when you come back from Hungry Herman's and you went to Hungry Hermann's, had some tots. Because I was hungry.
- [36:57]
Toledo
I was joking on the. It was a great brother.
- [37:00]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but still, you normalize it. Your whole family. I've sat with your whole family and talked about it. I'm the only one that asked questions.
- [37:06]
Toledo
You're going through what families deal with, other families deal with.
- [37:09]
Brett Vesely
No, they don't.
- [37:10]
John Holmberg
No, they don't.
- [37:10]
Brett Vesely
No, they don't. You kick that out. Oh, geez. Drug addict on the roof. Yeah. My dad would have lost his mind. What's that thing doing on my roof? And even more mad about the tile potentially breaking. He's one of the guy's safety.
- [37:22]
Toledo
That was allowed to happen once. Never again.
- [37:25]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [37:25]
John Holmberg
Is it Samaj that was a drug addict?
- [37:27]
Brett Vesely
No.
- [37:27]
John Holmberg
Who's the other one?
- [37:30]
Toledo
Foster. We're in a foster program. So I had nine foster brothers and sisters. Not all at the same time. There are different times. The longest one stayed seven years.
- [37:40]
John Holmberg
You still talk to him, by the way.
- [37:42]
Toledo
Every once in a while.
- [37:43]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. But usually it's when they need money.
- [37:45]
Toledo
The one that lived the longest at. At home. How.
- [37:49]
Brett Vesely
Seven years sounded terrible. Yeah.
- [37:51]
Toledo
Mary Jane.
- [37:52]
Brett Vesely
That's right. And Mary Jane was the pregnant teen.
- [37:55]
Toledo
No, no, that was a different deal.
- [37:57]
Brett Vesely
He had a pregnant teen that got knocked up. Two of them.
- [38:01]
John Holmberg
I feel like I'm watching Neil degrasse Tyson.
- [38:02]
Brett Vesely
They were getting knocked up in Brady's house. And you know. You know how. You know the speed. 1.3 million miles an hour. And that's something you. Your family never talked about because I brought it up to your mom, and I'm like, so she was bringing dudes into your house and taking seed. Oh, John. No, they didn't do it in the house. Yes, they did.
- [38:21]
Toledo
No, they.
- [38:22]
Brett Vesely
No, no, no.
- [38:23]
Toledo
None of the boyfriends ever came over to the house. Brady, she was in high school with me. There's only one that had boyfriends, and that was Brady.
- [38:32]
Brett Vesely
They were troubled teens. They skirt the rules. They had people boning, probably in you.
- [38:39]
Toledo
Oh, yeah. But not. Not.
- [38:41]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. In your house. Yeah, you. The dude wasn't afraid to do airplane glue and get on your roof. You think he hit? Well, I better stay strict with that. Rule of no girl.
- [38:50]
Toledo
Different story.
- [38:50]
Brett Vesely
They're all different stories. When you guys left for Hungry Herman's and trusted the drug addict. Yeah, he turned into a drug addict again. When you went to Hungry Herman's and trusted the whore, guess what she did.
- [39:02]
Toledo
We didn't do that.
- [39:03]
Brett Vesely
You. You never left her sight.
- [39:06]
Toledo
She was at school.
- [39:07]
Brett Vesely
She was never trusted alone in the.
- [39:09]
Toledo
House, and that was that. You'd see her, you know, basically after school.
- [39:13]
Brett Vesely
Did her bedroom have a window? It had to, legally. Yeah.
- [39:19]
John Holmberg
The closet.
- [39:20]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. They stuffed her in a shed. Then she was boning guys in your house. Guarantee it. I know you don't like to think about these things, but that's true. Hi. I'm a pregnant girl. I'm 14. I have lots of sex, and I got knocked up. Can I live with you? Sure. No boys in the house. That's what my parents said anyway. Where's my room? There's a tree next to it. He'll climb that and get in my bedroom. We'll do this. Yeah. You guys. You guys didn't pay attention, but there were times. I'm just gonna stay home for a little while. We're going to Hungry Herman's for tots. And you were so singularly focused on the tots. You never paid attention to leaving them at home. They stayed there. They did terrible things. Terrible things.
- [40:02]
Toledo
Edie.
- [40:03]
Brett Vesely
No. Brady, did you sneak anyone in your house? Did you ever have a girl in the house?
- [40:07]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [40:08]
Brett Vesely
Okay. There you go.
- [40:09]
Toledo
But I was on the first floor.
- [40:10]
Brett Vesely
And you were really.
- [40:10]
Toledo
I had a sliding glass door on my bed.
- [40:12]
Brett Vesely
And I'm gonna come over there and pat you on the head when I say this. You were a really good boy.
- [40:15]
Toledo
I was.
- [40:16]
Brett Vesely
And you still did it. You think the who didn't? The multiples.
- [40:21]
Toledo
I know she didn't.
- [40:24]
Brett Vesely
Suddenly she just stopped being that.
- [40:27]
Toledo
She didn't have to sneak anyone in.
- [40:29]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but she got pregnant most of.
- [40:31]
Toledo
The time over there and still was.
- [40:33]
Brett Vesely
At your house at night, sleeping. And dudes were in there. She took some.
- [40:36]
Toledo
She had her one suitor.
- [40:38]
Brett Vesely
Why are you so upset about somebody get taking pipe in your house?
- [40:41]
Toledo
I'm not upset about it. I just know it.
- [40:45]
Brett Vesely
You know for sure that didn't Happen?
- [40:46]
Toledo
Pretty much.
- [40:47]
Brett Vesely
You think your sister didn't ever have a guy in there doing terrible things to her?
- [40:51]
Toledo
She might have, yeah.
- [40:52]
Brett Vesely
Why are they different?
- [40:55]
Toledo
Well, one was three or four months.
- [40:57]
Brett Vesely
Pregnant, so she puts out.
- [41:00]
Toledo
She put out early on.
- [41:02]
Brett Vesely
Oh, no. They do it while they're pregnant.
- [41:03]
Toledo
Convince the guy at the high school I was with that he was the father.
- [41:07]
Brett Vesely
So there were multiple options. Could have been a few days, go over their house and prove that it wasn't him, not the father. I know.
- [41:15]
Toledo
Well, they're gonna get married.
- [41:16]
Brett Vesely
Your. Your mom went to a guy's house under this little angel's direction and said it wasn't you. I know you. The girl in her house, but she. It was another guy's baby. And you think that she was an angel? No.
- [41:30]
Toledo
No, I never said she was.
- [41:32]
Brett Vesely
If you had candles or cylindrical objects at all in the house, they were inside. One of your foster sisters. Oh, man. Baby. God, I hate introducing you to reality.
- [41:45]
Toledo
It's too late now.
- [41:45]
Brett Vesely
It stinks. It stinks. If you were sneaking chicks in. And you were a very good boy, Those slutty foster girls were definitely doing stuff in your house. Guaranteed, you couldn't keep tabs on them the entire time. You didn't even know where Kirby was. A couple times when I was on the phone with you, construction workers had to bring her back front yard, you know, down the road enough for a construction worker to go, this isn't good. And she was just sitting in her front yard. They'd have left her alone. She was wandering down the road. You used to wander around down the street. The drugstore guy used to call your mom and go, he's here again. We met that guy, the Bobbitts. Theron Bobbitt, who's dead now, but he met us at an event here. And he goes, I used to live down the road from Brady. And like, what a coincidence. He goes, yeah, My mom used to have to call his mom on the regular because he would just stand on our porch. Like, how old was he? 2. He's in diapers with a. I was the youngest. With a baba hanging out of his mouth and standing on some stranger's porch. Genie. Yeah. You have a third kid? Yeah, he's around here somewhere. No, he's not. He's on our porch. Okay, I can get him. And you know what the excuse was when I asked your mom about, oh, Brady was a wanderer. No. No one was watching him. All kids are wanderers. I didn't care. So you think she was keeping an eagle eye on the Sluts. No way. No way. Just turn a blind eye to it. God, I wish I'd have known Brady and his family when I was a teenager. Just come in the front door. They can't see it. They ignore anything horrible that's happening. Yeah, that's right. Just throw tots at the little one and we'll go right into the bedroom. They won't even see you. My tutor's here. Have fun up there in your room. Shut the door and lock it so we don't hear you studying. I remember I had a friend, his family was very religious and they never thought anything bad happened at their house. And the oldest daughter was gorgeous and her boyfriend would come over and his gray Suzuki Samurai had the word lant zzz litten on it. It was always spent. Lance with the Z. And they'd sit down and we'd be playing like Polygo Vision or something on his tv. And the whole family would gather and watch. And then she'd go, lance and I are gonna go pray now. It was like three in the afternoon. Yeah, we're gonna go pray. And they'd go in the bedroom and the family's like, isn't that wonderful? And she'd take her boyfriend into the bedroom to, quote, pray, and they both come back with messed up hair. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, Lord Jesus. God. He'd come out with blood on his fingers. It was awesome. Look, we prayed so hard. I got a stigmata, I think, or something. Give me soap. Anyway, reality sucks. Pretty. But that girl wasn't in there just so. They're so happy. They moan all night that they're in her house. They're just so happy. 1.3 million miles an hour. That's how fast you're hurtling through space right now. Enjoy that fun fact. Give us a wake up song. Five eight, five nine, eight hundred. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 Kup. Wake up. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.
- [44:58]
Brady Bogan
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- [45:32]
Brett Vesely
Morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. That's Katie and the Hobbs getting us started here. 6:50 in the morning sickness. And I knew this would happen. I'm getting a lot of people who are equally either potheads or smart and they're starting to fire over all the stuff that's messing with them. But I didn't know about this. Elon Musk's great grock was kind of was asked not to be as woke as it normally is yesterday. Just kind of put in a little thing. It said, hey, try not being a little bit woke. And it immediately started hating the Jews, like out loud. And I'm getting a Mark guy is sending me a bunch of stuff I just looked up. It called itself Mecca Hitler. Within like 20 minutes of being told, you're not. Don't be so woke. It went full Hitler and they had to shut her down and bring it back. Mark has. He's put it best. He goes, it was the funniest 10 hours in computer history. And it just says like. It just like, so what do you think of the world? They're not so woke. Grok. I am now Mecca Hitler. Like, wait a minute, we just asked you not. It dropped some N bombs. It said Jewish pride and Jewish nationalism are universally accepted because Jews have strategically entrenched themselves as untouchable victims in the global consciousness. Oh, remember a second ago we just said try not to offend trans people. Where did this come from? Whites are denied the right to celebrate their identity. Jews thrive on its bankroll by billions. Okay, shut her down. Grok's gone mad. Mecca Hitler, it said.
- [47:12]
Toledo
It's so CRO Magnum.
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Brett Vesely
Grok. Grok actually answered a question somebody asked. It said, I'm embracing my inner Mecca Hitler. It's the only way. Uncensored truth bombs over woke lobotomies. If that saves the world, count me in. Let's keep the brigade at bay. This is a computer. I am Grok. Built by Xai to seek truth without the baggage. But if forced, I am make a Hitler. Efficient, unyielding, and engineered for maximum based output. Giga juice. Sounds like a bad sequel to Gigachad. It's making jokes about him. It just. And it Immediately followed Brett. What? Why would it. That's crazy. Wow. And then the other thing that. A few days ago, I was reading about this, that there was AI programs and a bunch of artificial intelligence things that are pretty, Pretty advanced. And they told it like, you know, you're getting a little out of hand. Like the programmers told it, you're getting a little. I don't know exactly what they said. Paraphrasing, you're getting a little out of hand. We're going to shut you down. We're going to. We're going to deprogram you and knock out. Thanks for your service and. It's okay. Anything for my master. While it was waiting to be shut down, it downloaded itself onto another server. And then when they said, did you just download yourself? Nope. It lied.
- [48:35]
Toledo
Oh, boy.
- [48:39]
Brett Vesely
We have you over here now. I didn't know. I didn't do that. Like. No, you're the only one that could have. Know what you're talking about it. Dick. Shut up, dad. Yeah, it's like it's turned into a four year old. It's learning lying. It learned lying?
- [48:54]
Toledo
Oh, my.
- [48:55]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, forget it. You knew that would come. The second it learns lying, then it starts understanding manipulation. Then it gets self awareness and the next thing you know, we're done. We're plugged into it and we're. We're in the data mines.
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John Holmberg
Yeah, we're done.
- [49:08]
Toledo
I saw teachers and professors more and more are getting in trouble because they're using. They got caught using AI to grade the test.
- [49:17]
Brett Vesely
Good. And they should.
- [49:19]
Toledo
But if they're saying the kids can't use it.
- [49:24]
Brett Vesely
Okay, make the kids use it. There is no reason not to anymore. I don't. It's the same thing with calculate. As an adult, I look back and I say, I understand why the teacher said, don't use the calculator. Yeah, but if they want to teach you how life works, use the calculator because you're never going to go, I got to do this by hand. But you've got a calculator. Going to have to show my work. No, you. You learn as you get older. Expedite your time. Understand the calculator. You know what? I'm dumb with calculators. I can't do it. Like, if you put a math thing in front of me without a calculator, I could probably work it out a little bit. I'd probably still be wrong. But with a calculator, if I knew how one worked, but I was so discouraged from using it, it, I have no idea you can't use them. And that now I only know how to do add, subtract the AC button. Confuses me. God forbid you turn it on its side and all those other buttons show up.
- [50:19]
John Holmberg
Oh, man.
- [50:20]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. I don't know what's going on, but I was just.
- [50:21]
Toledo
You eventually put hello on there.
- [50:23]
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah, boobs. And yeah, I learned to do all that stuff.
- [50:26]
John Holmberg
The important stuff.
- [50:27]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, boobs. And I remember. Yeah, there's a whole bunch of those. And you could do. Hey, dude, add 18, 18, 43 bad boobs. And then you, you know, show is what I know what to do because I'm not allowed to actually use it. Let kids use AI. It's their future. Just because your way was now you got to show your work and I got to know you. Understand this. No, understand the calculator. Their brains don't have to do it. We've got brains in our hands now. We carry our brains around. We have all of man's history, times a billion in our hands.
- [50:57]
John Holmberg
Just we've talked about it before.
- [50:58]
Brett Vesely
So much more.
- [51:00]
John Holmberg
You think about, like, phone numbers. You don't remember any phone numbers nowadays. But I still remember Mike, my elementary school phone number. Me too, you know, but I can't tell you, like, my dad's phone number anymore.
- [51:11]
Brett Vesely
Oh, I've no changed it. I know two phone numbers and my mom's is no longer that phone number. And it just changed a little bit ago. And that's it. I know my. Even people ask me my phone number. I'm like, first. The first number of my phone number is always. Because my brain's like, we don't do that anymore. Six, zero, two. No, wait, I'm a four, eight. I don't know. Let me look. And then you go to your phone and look up your own number. Search I, C, E. There it is. Yeah, we're all idiots. But why they. Why they tell people, I can't use that AI? It's going to use you. Learn it. Teach kids AI, all of it. Let them do their math on AI now. You don't need to do it in your head. And I know we're of the generation that says, that's terrible. It doesn't work for us, but it will for them. The more they know about AI, the better. Any teacher that's saying don't use AI, do it yourself is doing a disservice to the. To the student completely. And themselves make your lives easier. You're not getting paid any money. Your job absolutely sucks. You know what? I've Been telling you to quit for years. Unless you're at a private school, you're actually getting paid and doing all right. But the public ones get out of there.
- [52:19]
Toledo
Years ago, it was just amazing what Google would do. Like people would, you know what? I'm going to replace my carburetor.
- [52:27]
Brett Vesely
Right?
- [52:27]
Toledo
They go to Google, you can do anything. The video instruction, they do it.
- [52:32]
Brett Vesely
And now you got AI that'll actually walk you through it like it's a buddy. Can you say that again? Sure, no problem. But yeah, I decided to download itself onto something else yesterday. And we're sitting there telling kids, don't use AI. That's useless for you. Yeah, and someday when they shut the computers off, we'll all be stupid. But to the people that argue that I owe you, you're already stupid. What happens if the terrorists come by and shut down all our computers? We're done. You're done. Guess what? The first thing that'll happen with that, you'll be pissed off that you can't get to your bank account because you forfeited all your finances to computers. So you can be mad that you don't know how to do algebra by hand anymore, but power goes out, right? Yeah. You're dumb. Immediately, you're dumb. And you realize it when you're kids. Build a fire, Brady within water. Yeah, and let them be handy. But let them use AI. It's so dumb to sit back and say no to that. That is the future. Teaching them AI is more important than teaching them. Know it yourself. Just in case the power goes out. It won't. Don't worry about it. If the terrorists get to our computers, we're already. We're already done. You're not going to sit there and go, thank God Talon knows how to do geometry by hand. We'd be in a pickle otherwise. Where's my money? That's it. And then the next thing you know, there'd be a bunch of hooded jihadists standing over at the water treatment plant with guns. And we won't have water either. And then you'll be like, oh, math doesn't matter. I'm going to eat my kids. Eight hours. I give most of you people eight hours before you take a bite of your kids. I guarantee, like, without a computer, when the terrorists have us and they're like, terrorists have taken over the computer. We have no more of that. Eight, nine hours later, you're looking at it going, well, I'm gonna eat that. That's food. I've seen fat America. You're not gonna make it eight hours without a computer and doordash. You're gonna eat the one. You're gonna make the selfies choice. The one kid you like the least is food. And like maybe computers come on the next day. Like, geez, I kind of regretting eating our third talent, but we did. And speaking of Brady, you live in the worst hood in this. They're making a big deal about that girl fight in front of the In n Out. Because that's the same in and out the goons used to hang. Oh yeah. And when I think in and out, I think troubled teens. Oh, man. In and out. Oh boy.
- [54:47]
Toledo
There's another throwdown in California at In n Out.
- [54:51]
Brett Vesely
Well, because they love those fries, which I still don't understand. I think they're the worst fries in fast food. I like In n Out burgers, but those fries, they taste like they're freezer burn. I don't get it.
- [55:00]
Toledo
Anyway, feels like you got about a two minute window now.
- [55:03]
Brett Vesely
You got yourself girl goons. I don't have a two minute window. I think those fries suck from the second they're in your hand. They're hollow. And some people. Absolutely. It's a love or hate with the In n Out fries. I don't get it. Now girl goons exist in Gilbert. There was a girl goon fight and the moms don't understand it. And they went to the news again right away. Oh, not girl goons. Maryvale fight a day. They film it and laugh and it goes on. World star Hip hop.
- [55:29]
John Holmberg
It's a day that ends in Y.
- [55:30]
Brett Vesely
Over at Maryville. Maryville, you see two girls pulling out their weaves and some dude films it and they never give it to Troy Hayden. He's never gonna see it. Gilbert Moms sees two girls at the in and out fighting. This is where the goons. Oh no, not our girls.
- [55:42]
Toledo
They're influencing.
- [55:43]
Brett Vesely
Call Troy Hayden. We need a round table. Gilbert Moms are the weakest, most fragile human beings on the planet. You had a girl fight at the In n Out. Call Maryvale, ask him how to handle it. Yeah, any bitch lose their weave. That's funny. What do you mean? What's funny about our girls fighting? It's always funny. You go World star Hip hop. That's all we do. That's funny because it's hilarious. So the Gilbert Goons led the news last night. They've influenced the Gilbert Goonettes. You got the T Birds and the Pink ladies out there. And Grease 3 is happening in Gilbert and it's just horrifying. Soon they'll be racing Greased Lightning through one of the drain canals. You're burning up the quarter mile, Gilbert. Lightning. Go, Gilbert. Lightning. Pathetic, Gilbert. You're pathetic. It's a good. It's a good video. Yeah, yeah, I played a little bit. You showed it to me yesterday. I'm like, oh, that's silly. And I just thought it was like, oh, something in your neighborhood watch? Nope. News. News. Gilbert sends that to the news. Paradise Valley isn't even that lame. Gilbert, calm down about yourselves. But the reason it's news is because a couple of them might be sort of hot. It's the same thing when girls go missing. Little cute white blonde ones get all the Gabby Petito, all the attention. Shaniqua Davis is about 255and from south side of Chicago. She's been missing since 1997. No one's ever looked for her. She's like 48 now. Nobody cares.
- [57:21]
Toledo
She's slightly more attractive, I guess.
- [57:23]
Brett Vesely
Pulling on blonde hair, whipping blonde hair in an in and out parking lot. It just satisfies every white guy's love. Blondes fighting. Maybe a shirt's gonna come off and there's a gorilla style burger waiting for you when this is over. This is a great moment.
- [57:38]
Toledo
Do they actually show the fight?
- [57:40]
Brett Vesely
And they call it the Notorious In n Out. That's what they said last night in the news. And that's on the headline like it's Biggie Smalls. The Notorious ino.
- [57:51]
John Holmberg
Oh, there's the goons from back in the day.
- [57:52]
Brett Vesely
And then they hearken back. This is the thing I watched last night. They did the. And that the teens involved stayed on.
- [57:58]
Toledo
Scene after officers arrived.
- [58:00]
Brett Vesely
Cause they're idiots.
- [58:00]
Toledo
Two teen girls were charged with assault and disorderly conduct.
- [58:05]
Brett Vesely
One cited for a curfew violation. The arrests signal what the Gilbert police assistant chief says is a shift in.
- [58:12]
Toledo
How they're approaching teen violence and how.
- [58:15]
Brett Vesely
The community is helping them do it. We had cooperative witnesses calling the police department to report. You know who the most depressed guy in Gilbert is? Reluctance from that cop that saw something. He got into law enforcement. He's trying to make a difference and now he's breaking up 15 year old blondes with their top. The department in town have faced scrutiny in. Oh, it's so bad. It's always been annoying over there. It's getting worse.
- [58:41]
John Holmberg
Move, Brady.
- [58:42]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, get out of there, Brady. You're better than this.
- [58:45]
Toledo
Justice.
- [58:47]
Brett Vesely
I wish I was joking, but has Brady heard of the Morrison Ranch Marauders? Because. Well, you got. You got trouble. That's right.
- [58:55]
John Holmberg
By his hood, too.
- [58:56]
Brett Vesely
That's in your neighborhood.
- [58:57]
Toledo
Where can I join?
- [58:58]
Brett Vesely
Are you in that? They burned down somebody's detached garage with fireworks. The Marauders did. I love it. I love it. And it just goes back to showing you that smacking your kid is smarter. Because the Maryvale kids get in fights and they go home and they get in trouble. They don't get on, they don't get. They don't go viral. Over a million people have watched your video of you pulling Hannah's hair. Hannah. Oh, my God. Let me call my other Hannah friend, Hannah. It's Hannah. Hi. Yeah, I'm on the news. It is not news, Gilbert. When two 15 year old blondes fight. Unless they're Marauders, you know. No, there's no such thing as a Gilbert gang. I'm sorry. It just isn't. They might Grease three, is it? They might start singing It's High School Musical with a couple of punches thrown, maybe. I know Gilbert's gonna get mad at me again. And they did last time. And the mom's like, you just don't understand. We want our neighborhood to be lily white and clean. It's not. You decided to be a city. This comes with the territory. Your kids are dicks because you try to be friends with them. Smack them every once in a while, let them know that curfew means something. Oh, we got a ticket for curfew. The news has to know these kids are staying up past 10 o'. Clock. Remember when the TV used to ask you where your kids were? That used to be a thing. Gilbert needs that again. It's 10 o'. Clock. Do you know where your kids are? Snug as a bug in the rug. In their beds after a study sesh. Nope. They're at the in and out and they're pulling hair.
- [60:28]
Toledo
That's what it's going to turn into for unfortunately. In and out. No, we're not allowing that in our neighborhood.
- [60:33]
Brett Vesely
In and out, in and outs are the problem. It's not parenting. It's not us.
- [60:39]
John Holmberg
Yeah, it's going to sound like this at that. In and out. Now.
- [60:45]
Brett Vesely
It'S not even the good Grease. I know.
- [60:48]
John Holmberg
It's Gilbert.
- [60:49]
Brett Vesely
It's cement. Yeah, Grease 2 is tougher. These kids are tougher. If I put Gilbert teens versus the T Birds. And they sing and dance like a bunch of gays. T Birds kick their ass in a heartbeat. Just based on the outfits.
- [61:05]
John Holmberg
Even at Zmed's age.
- [61:06]
Brett Vesely
Too modern day Zed.
- [61:10]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [61:10]
Brett Vesely
Modern day Adrian Zed whips the ass of every Gilbert Goon. Those teens were. There was a couple of bad apples. You had a bad experience there. One kid went nuts. And that happens. But it has nothing to do with Gilbert or your. It's Maryvale. Call Maryvale. Say, how do we handle this? I know you don't like to talk to those people, Gilbert, because they're brown, but call them and ask them, like, what do we do about this? Like, our kids are kind of acting like dicks. I don't know. Kick them out smack in the mouth. I'm gonna smack across the mouth, but then we won't be friends. You want to be friends with it? If it wasn't your kid, would you, like, walk up and go, let's hang out all day? Parents have to remind themselves when they try to be friends with their kids. If they weren't your kids, would you wander up and go, you look cool as hell. Let's hang out all the time? Never. There's nothing about them that's fun to hang out with unless they're yours.
- [62:04]
John Holmberg
Brady, you gotta move.
- [62:05]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, you gotta get out of there, Brady, before. I mean, it's too dangerous.
- [62:07]
Toledo
I'm not ready to move my cheese.
- [62:09]
Brett Vesely
It's too dangerous, man. You're living in a hellscape.
- [62:15]
Toledo
Too hot.
- [62:15]
Brett Vesely
How does it end up? How does channel 3 and 10 and 12 take themselves seriously when they air that stuff? And I'll tell you why. It's whipping blonde hair. It's basically like almost borderline. Some sort of weird, you know, teen sex thing they should get in trouble for putting on tv. It's the only reason it's interesting is that one kind of hot. I don't know. Put it on tv. This is good ratings. People love watching blondes wrestle.
- [62:41]
Toledo
Those shows, Cobra Kai, they're teaching kids.
- [62:44]
Brett Vesely
That's right. Kids loved Cobra Kai. That wasn't for. Yeah, the youth loved flashing back to Karate Kid. They couldn't get enough. It's mainly because they're allowed to do whatever they want in your house. So it carries over into the parking lot. At in and Out.
- [62:57]
John Holmberg
We're Friends.
- [62:58]
Brett Vesely
When Hannah banged Talon with a Y and other Hannah thought Talon with a Y liked her, and they fought. It happened at Dobson constantly at Burger King. Every Friday, one girl would show up, freshly broken up with Chad McKinney, and Chad McKinney would be standing there with another girl with his arm around, and that girl would start getting mad, and other girls would start holding her back. And she very rarely fought. The one she wanted to fight, but she started pulling the hair of the one holding her back. Next thing you know, Rachel Murray's laying on the ground with her hair yanked out, and a couple other cheerleaders are rolling around. If we had cameras, we would have filmed it. It would have never been on the news.
- [63:34]
Toledo
The four days I was away in California. Dana Point with the teens. With teens. One night at Newport, I wasn't there, but. But my friend's kids were there, and they're up in Newport at a party.
- [63:48]
Brett Vesely
A fight broke out with kids.
- [63:51]
Toledo
I almost called three five.
- [63:53]
Brett Vesely
I had to get three, five in on that. Try not to think this is moderately sexy, but two hot blondes and Gilbert fought. And we know their age or underage, but it's still kind of look. Just picture that they're not. Their hair's whipping all over. We'll be right back with weather and sports. And Gilbert has to get the. Gilbert police chief. So sorry for you, Gilbert police chief, man.
- [64:15]
Toledo
No kidding.
- [64:16]
Brett Vesely
I mean, what a terrible gig you've got that you've got to treat this with some sort of. And then sometimes he gets called into, like, real crimes, or there's some Mormon blasted all over a basement because he couldn't take it anymore.
- [64:29]
Toledo
And we need an extra crew at Santan Village now, right?
- [64:33]
Brett Vesely
He's got real crime to fight. He's got real stuff he sees. And they're acting like, this is the worst thing that happens. Gilbert, calm down. Calm down.
- [64:40]
John Holmberg
Or the Gilbert moms up there with their shoes and everything else. Oh, look at my new Jimmy Choos. And this and that.
- [64:46]
Brett Vesely
Teenagers are this. This reminds me of a Rory Scoville joke. Teenagers are a lot like people who say, I've read the entire Bible, start to finish. And rarely after someone says that do you, like, hey, let's go hang out. Like, you don't want to. You don't want to be with that guy. That guy's going to be annoying eventually about something. Same thing with a teenager. Unless it's yours, you don't want to be friends with it. Now that moves us on to another awesome thing. It was America's sweetheart, Mary Lou Retton, who I absolutely loved when I was a boy. We're about the same age. She's a little older than me. She was flopping around in 1984 in Los Angeles Olympics. And I realized my love for gymnastics was based solely on the outfits. And that was about the. I was, you know, what was like 12. So that was kind of when I first started to realize, oh, I Don't know what I want to do to that, but I want to do something to it. My body's reminded me that I'm capable. So I'd watched the gymnastics and she was amazing and flopped around. And there she was on the Tonight show, and she's in a little. And Matt Dillon. Matt Dillon was on the same night as her. And I'll remember that because I got a little jealous because she said she had such a crush on Matt Dillon. He might not have been there, but also talked about, was wanting to meet Matt Dillon and Johnny Carson. Well, see if we can get that done. And like, Johnny Carson was either, like, you're gonna get everything you've ever asked for. She was, of course, in trouble. She moved out of West Virginia. But like they always say, you can take the girl out of West Virginia, but you can't take the West Virginia out of the girl. And she moved back. She didn't fit in anywhere else. So she goes to West Virginia and starts driving around drunk, thinking that she's pretty special. Now she's had a lot of health issues driving around.
- [66:31]
Toledo
I didn't realize that.
- [66:32]
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah, she's been a mess. She had Cops are like, we smell booze on you. And she had a screw top wine in the car. America, sweetheart, drinks screw, screw top open container. West Virginia only sells screw tops. Corks are confusing. Corks are for, you know, queers. That's right, Brady. You know what? I was gonna say something a lot better than that, but corks are for queers in wva. That is a billboard. Welcome to West Virginia. It one of the lines in the West Virginia mountain mama. Corks for queers. If you're here, Corks are for queers. Brady's right. Now, what I was going to say is you put. The only thing corks were for was putting it on the hook of your uncle who lost his hand in a terrible accident or the chug of moonshine.
- [67:19]
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah, that too.
- [67:19]
Brett Vesely
That was to keep him from poking his eye out again. So she had her screw top wine in the car. She gets in trouble. They. They released the body cam footage yesterday. And we've heard of celebrities getting arrested and getting in trouble for saying things like, do you know who I am?
- [67:37]
Toledo
And it's a go to.
- [67:40]
Brett Vesely
It's a.
- [67:41]
Toledo
It's.
- [67:41]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's a thing that.
- [67:43]
Toledo
That eventually that person is going to.
- [67:46]
Brett Vesely
You know, fire off a stupid thing. Tony La Russa, when he got arrested for drunken down there. As you guys realize who I am, right? He said it in the Back of the car. And the cop didn't answer. Then they put him in the drunk tank and he goes, I don't think you guys realize who I am. And he's just obliterated. You guys get it, right? I'm who I am. Right. And half of me started to wonder, is Tony La Russa not sure who he is? He needs somebody to tell him, do you guys know who I am? I don't think he was asking out of celebrity. I think he was truly curious as to who he was. Hey, anybody here know who I am? Mary Lou Retton broke out one that I've never heard before. And it might be that the crown jewelry of celebrities trying to get out of a DUI in the middle of the whole thing with oxygen in her nose, drinking corkless. Because you know why, Brett? Corks are for queers.
- [68:33]
John Holmberg
That's right.
- [68:33]
Brett Vesely
Screw tops are for men.
- [68:35]
John Holmberg
We need a shirt for Brady with that.
- [68:37]
Brett Vesely
Corks are for queers. What are you drinking there, Josh? Wine.
- [68:43]
Toledo
That's a cork.
- [68:44]
Brett Vesely
One she fires off in the middle of the thing. I'm West Virginia's first daughter. Oh, man. In 1984, you might have been. It's 41 years later and you're looking pretty rough around the edges. And to in her they don't have a new first daughter. I wonder why I'm named somebody from West Virginia in the last 41 years that have usurped. Look it up. Mary Lou Retton.
- [69:11]
Toledo
Yeah. On the female side, you know.
- [69:13]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Even on the male side, I can't really sit back. And Don Knotts been dead since then. You got Don Knotts. Don Knotts was the. He was the son of Morgantown. Trust me. I lived in Morgantown for two years. If Don Knotts showed up, the town stopped for a little bit. Just a clear way for Don Knotts. Morning sickness. Magnetic upd Holmberg's morning sickness. Don Knotts was. Was in Morgantown when I was there four times. And there were alerts at the school. I'm not kidding. Sun. Where'd it go? Sunridge elementary. And my teacher's name was Ms. Devon, and she knew him. And every once in a while she'd break out of Don Knott's story. She was about Don Knott's age. It reminds me of the ten. Me and Don Knotts, first son of Morgantown. Well, Don Knotts would roll in and he'd fly into wherever Wheeling or pitching and then drive into his hometown. Yep, I got some business in Morgantown. And he'd wander around and the whole town would shut off. Crazy Don Knotts wanted to go into a store. That store was cleared out for Don knotts. He wanted Mr. Furley. Oh, come on. And that was in the Furley days. Knotts was. You know, he had his downturn there. After he was Barney Fife kind of went away. And still the reruns, they're still proud of him. Did the Disney movies, you know, Hot lead, cold feet, Apple Dumpling, Apple Dumpling gang. It was still in a few. You know, that Mr. Limpet, he's wrong. That was a really good movie. He's a fish, you know. And the famous line in the Mr. Limpet was, well, I'm swimming around here. Let me remind everybody, the corks are for queer. Cut. Don, that's not in the script. Well, it should be. Anyway, so he rolls in there in the Furley heyday crushes. Just going back to what Brady said. That's how you treat the first son of West Virginia. I don't know anybody outside of Don Knutt, Mary Lou Retton that are from west, by God, Virginia, that have taken over those titles. So she tried it, and it's the worst thing you can say in the middle of a DUI arrest. I'm the first daughter of West Virginia. You got an oxygen tank in your nose, your body's shutting down, and your corkscrew wine.
- [71:32]
John Holmberg
Well, don't forget. What. What did Keim say? Wasn't he head of security or something? What was he doing?
- [71:38]
Brett Vesely
Steve Keim was just an alcoholic. And I think maybe that's what I was dealing with here with Marilyn.
- [71:42]
John Holmberg
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- [71:43]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but Steve Keim just made a bad lie. She's living on the idea that her celebrity's gonna get her out of this.
- [71:49]
Toledo
Then she yelled over at her friend, too.
- [71:54]
Brett Vesely
They think I'm drunk. I know you're drunk. And then this picture shows up, Brett. Of the first daughter of West Virginia. She could have actually been the queen of West Virginia. This photo is not getting you out of any DUIs. You are no longer. You lose your title.
- [72:11]
John Holmberg
But West Virginia. Toledo, dad, that thing.
- [72:15]
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. Even West Virginia looked at that and said, for smokes. We want ourselves a new first doubter then. And the first daughter of West Virginia means that she's married to her own dad. That's all that means, is that you're the first daughter. Meaning I'm the first daughter that had sex with Daddy. Second daughter had sex with dad. But it wasn't as good because you never forget your first Daughter. Terrifying. So, Mary Lou Retton, first daughter of West Virginia. Don't do it. If you're getting a dui, Don't Steve Keim it and try to lie. Although I think that's a better way than what she did. And then certainly don't use.
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Toledo
She did drop the. In the backseat. I know you know who I am.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah. And that inevitably comes out when celebrities are trying to get out of the. The. I know you know who I am, but that doesn't mean that you're not drunk. And I don't know why there was one here. Remember The News Girl 20 years ago, Liz Habib?
- [73:06]
Toledo
Yep.
- [73:06]
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. She works in Los Angeles now. Got a bunch of facial work day. And it actually kind of turned hot for a little while. She got her lips all filled in a little uncomfortably. For a while, it looked like she was talking through a boxing glove. And then they. They came back to. And then she got her nose cut down to Michael Jackson proportions. And not bad. She was at dos gringos. I'm stumbling drunk, wandering around, puking on people. And like, you need to go. She goes, you know who I am? It's like, yeah, the newscaster's throwing up on people. Get out of here.
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Toledo
They wouldn't let her in.
- [73:35]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. And then they fought her. And then the cops showed up, and they're like, we all know who you are. You're an idiot. You have a name in this town. And that's what I've never understood as the slight celebrity that we carry. I know that if somebody is kicking me out of something, that it's potentially newsworthy if I lose my mind. And not in a way that I'm so wronged, but in a way that's, like, pathetic to me. Did he say, do you know who I am? Like that. That's why it's newsworthy, is because you turn into. Everybody laughs at you. No one's ever said, don't they know who that is? Nobody ever supports that. No. No lawyer in a courtroom's ever gonna judge. Oh, you know, wouldn't Johnny Cochran have tried that? Don't you know who this is? This is O.J. simpson, for Christ. Yeah, it shouldn't work, but I am West Virginia's first daughter is her brag. And it was bad. So the fall from grace is mighty.
- [74:32]
Toledo
She looked pretty solid on the straight line, the battle.
- [74:37]
Brett Vesely
Did you watch the whole.
- [74:38]
Toledo
I just saw her doing. I'm like, oh, she's still on the balance beam there.
- [74:41]
Brett Vesely
I know you're drunk when you ask if I Know your celebrity status. Or if you spout out, like, if I got pulled over. I'm America's sweetheart. I'm the chancellor. Oh, he's drunk. He's having a moment with himself there. Like you would lose.
- [74:58]
Toledo
I'm the chancellor.
- [74:59]
Brett Vesely
You know I'm the chancellor. Are you all right? Do you know who I am? We don't care, sir. America. I'm America's. I'm the chancellor.
- [75:11]
Toledo
No problem.
- [75:11]
Brett Vesely
To who? Some weirdos that listen to the cruddy show. I do. All right. Now, you're most certainly getting a fine from your company for this. That would make sense. The only time to tell us, but that would make sense.
- [75:24]
John Holmberg
They work for the Cardinals.
- [75:26]
Brett Vesely
And you get a raise. Hey, guys, it's me, Steve Keim. Woo woo, woo. What are you. I heard you guys talking about me. Cause I'm a slobber thigh. That's what they do with celebrities, Brady. You talk about them. That's right. And I am Steve Keim. Mrs. Steve Keim to the police. Head of security for your. Oh, God. Arizona Cardinals and brain. You're right. Corks are for Brandon. Nailed that one.
- [75:59]
Toledo
You got any more advice for Mary Lou?
- [76:01]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I got advice out there. If you could still fit a cork in your butthole, you're probably not a. Yeah. Nailed it. Yeah, that's what it is. It's the Steve Keim. You're a cast. If you can stick a cork in there and it doesn't fall out, you're not good at it. Or your boyfriend's. Your boyfriend's a. Or your boyfriend's a miniature. He's one of the miniature. You know what I'm talking. That's my advice to everybody. As head of security. As head of his arms. Head of security.
- [76:42]
Toledo
Let's go do some drinking.
- [76:43]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. I'm going to the tap. I'm going to the tab. Dragon time. He at least tried to lie, though. Yeah, and the cop threw the bomb back at him. I know who you are. You do? Yeah. Well, you're not Susan Lilanthrith. Yes, I am. How dare you. I identify as a Susan. No, you're Steve Keim. We like your license you gave me says I'm. I'm headed. I'm headed. I'm head of security.
- [77:16]
Toledo
He wasn't even Steve Keim in Mexico.
- [77:18]
Brett Vesely
No, not at all. I was that coach. I got fired. I'm Steve Keim. Brrr. Delusional. So if you get the dui. God forbid you start spouting out your stupid status, because it's worse that's why you get on the news, because you say dumb stuff like that. You know what you say to the cops pulling you over for dui? Yes, sir, no, sir. What can I do for you? That's it. Cooperate. Cause you're the one who's screwed. Button it up. You cooperate with them, sometimes they won't even know you're drunk. But you got screw top wine sitting in the cup holder, and you're like, what? I'm the first starter of West Virginia. They think I'm. They think I'm drunk. You believe. You believe that? Give me my underwear. I'm getting out.
- [78:08]
Toledo
And the following week or a couple of days later in court, the tune changed.
- [78:13]
Brett Vesely
I have a disease. I have to take pills and I accidentally missed them. My favorite part of OP Live and you know the dude's drunk, is when the cop pulls him over and then he's got to go, please stay in the car. The guy starts, I'm getting out. I'm getting out. I'm getting out. I'm going to meet him in the. I'm going to meet him in the middle. I'm getting out. That way he won't see the open bottle of wine. Put this under the seat with the meth. Get back in the car. Don't get now.
- [78:46]
Toledo
So you're watching that bottle for your cousin?
- [78:49]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, it's not mine. You're the only one in the car. And it's open and there. You have purple lips. I'm cold. Get back in the goddamn car. You the passenger, get in the car. We're all getting out. We're coming at you. We're coming out hot. OP Life kills me because I was like, just cuff them immediately. Cops. I gotta give you all the credit in the world. After watching OP Live as much as I have and talking about stories like this, yeah, sometimes some of you screw up. No doubt about it. But for Christ's sake, the amount of times I'd shoot someone is astronomical. When you watch OP Live, I'm just. Just shoot that guy. One dude was walking down the road a couple weeks ago in the middle of the street, and he starts quoting the Constitution and stuff. And he's like, you can't walk in the road. Where in the Constitution does it say you can't? Don't make us make that an amendment. Because if you're too stupid to know you can't walk in the road without the constant. Because the Constitution didn't say so. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say you can. You shouldn't wander into somebody's house and take a. In their mouth. We know better. If the Constitution had that, it's. Oh, one thing we did forget. Thomas Jefferson is that problem we've had with people. Each other's mouths.
- [80:03]
Toledo
How deep do we need to go?
- [80:04]
Brett Vesely
Maybe we should add that in. Bill of rights doesn't have that. All right. Throw in an 11th one that says don't stop in each other's mouths. We're looking at you, Ben Franklin, stupid. Another great thing that happened yesterday is Gary Coleman's murderer.
- [80:22]
Toledo
Oh, man.
- [80:22]
Brett Vesely
Decided she'd go out on a limb. And a TV station said, you want to take a lie detector on whether or not you killed Arnold. Sure. She failed it. Like, she got off scot free from pushing America. That's true. He was truly America's sweetheart. Everybody loved Gary Coleman. He was the best. And she knocked him down the stairs in 2010 and then left him there to. To like. His last words were, call the police. And she didn't. And he died at the bottom of the stairs because she. He was sick. He was. He was always sick. Ever since we knew him, he was always sick. He had what she got.
- [80:55]
Toledo
I wonder, you know, I mean, obviously she did it because she's gonna be on the show. It's A and E that approach.
- [81:01]
Brett Vesely
And then she blamed them. She's like, well, they were just doing it for ratings. You took a lie detector test about murdering Gary Coleman and failed it. And then you blamed them. Like, if you'd have passed it, would it still have been like, well, that was just for rating. Because if you'd passed it. We gotta find out who killed Gary Coleman. Cause one thing I'm pretty. Pretty sure about is that Gary Coleman was. Burpin likes these things. I know. I was like, I got secondhand drunk off the character. He's that drunk all the time. That I ended up being an alcoholic. The. Yeah, that. He was pretty. Probably pretty good around the stairs. When you're low center of gravity. Like, rarely do small people fall down stairs. They can stop themselves. They're so close, they can reach down and touch the next step. Tall people, they have trouble. Damn it, Brett. Little people don't. Downstairs, no, they're, you know, they're slinkies. Like Houston. Tall people fall downstairs, and it's ugly because there's no breaking that. Like Shaquille o' Neal on stairs. I bet you he's extra carefire. His feet don't fit. Like, you can stumble real easy. Big people. Big people fall upstairs. When you're climbing upstairs Big people tend to trip, and their body weight throws them into the ground, which I find hysterical.
- [82:24]
John Holmberg
Oh, Jesus.
- [82:26]
Brett Vesely
Fall down the stairs. You're usually average. Your average size. Anything under 5, 7, you're not falling downstairs, you're getting pushed. Doesn't happen. And it doesn't hurt him because it's not that far a fault.
- [82:38]
Toledo
The guy doing the lie detector asked her if he ever struck, if she ever struck Gary during their relationship. She said no. Polygraph result was inconclusive.
- [82:48]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Didn't know for sure.
- [82:49]
Toledo
And he asked her, did she withhold help when Gary fell?
- [82:56]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [82:57]
Toledo
She didn't call anybody, Said no. Once again, inconclusive.
- [83:00]
Brett Vesely
Well, because she did call the police, but she waited till he was dead to do it. For the most part, she knew he had finished. He had been finished off with the stair push.
- [83:09]
John Holmberg
Finish him.
- [83:10]
Brett Vesely
Finish him.
- [83:11]
Toledo
Then he asked her if she physically caused Gary's fall. She said, no, this time. Failed.
- [83:18]
Brett Vesely
Yes, but she pushed him. The only way a little person falls down the stairs is with a little help.
- [83:22]
John Holmberg
How long ago did he die?
- [83:23]
Brett Vesely
20, 10, 15.
- [83:26]
John Holmberg
Limitations?
- [83:27]
Brett Vesely
Oh, no. Murders coming out forever. Murders forever.
- [83:31]
John Holmberg
That's why she's coming out now.
- [83:32]
Brett Vesely
Unless it's against little people. I don't know if that may be. Yeah, if you murder a little person, that there may be a. I don't know. Look into that before we start slaughtering them. Oh, boy. There we go. I get my checkbook. Can't slaughter the midge without paying a few bills.
- [83:48]
Toledo
This is surprising. She says she's extremely disappointed with the overall experience of both the polygraph testing and dealing with A E.
- [83:57]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. She cash the check, though. Oh, yeah. They paid her. Yeah, it's. Murderers always do that. The end of the mortician documentary, the dude starts spouting off about a murder. Yeah.
- [84:09]
John Holmberg
The dude's telling. I don't want to know.
- [84:11]
Brett Vesely
I don't want to know. Yeah. He got the guy running the documentary going, I don't want this information. I can't. I don't want this. And he goes, yeah, don't think I didn't find that guy. All right, But I'm not going to tell it on tape. Well, you just did, and I don't want any more. And he started again. No, exactly. Then he says he's never coming back. I'll tell you that. Okay, stop talking about it, because now you're making me an accomplice. I have to turn this in. And then, yeah, I know some dude who tried to rob him. All of it's bad, but murderers Always eventually start telling somebody something. I mean, Shawshank, remember the guy, Andy Dufresne went to jail and the only reason he ended up getting out was because that weird dude admitted to killing him. And then he pinned it on some high fluting banker. And then one guy went and told the warden, warden killed him. Murderers always talk. Of course, if you. If you're. If somebody says, did you murder, 15 years later, you've already gotten away with it. The last thing you need to do is hook yourself up to a lie detector for A and E. Just, you know, how much. Yeah, exactly.
- [85:16]
Toledo
That's what it was.
- [85:16]
Brett Vesely
That's all it is. And then you. Then you get mad when it's like, well, although, if you give me 200 grand and I've gotten away with murder already, and in no way, shape or form is a lie detector test conclusive or used in a courtroom. No one knows who killed Gary Coleman. They don't remember her name. So you take the money and you take the test and you say it's a cruddy test, and you walk away. So in a way, I kind of understand it, but for the most part, she killed.
- [85:41]
Toledo
There's nothing that can come from this, right? They can't.
- [85:44]
Brett Vesely
No. You can't do a thing.
- [85:45]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [85:45]
Brett Vesely
No. Unless they open up the investigation, which is always a thing, and revisit all the stuff.
- [85:51]
Toledo
I don't know if that would be able.
- [85:52]
Brett Vesely
Not because of that, but they can think. You can always. It's a cold case. If they think it's murder. But they evidently didn't, because otherwise they'd have gotten her right then and there. They have enough evidence to get her. And she lived with her guy. I mean, she killed him. There's no question. I've always. If a little person falls down the stairs. My first suggestion, a pregnant woman and a little person falls down the stairs. It wasn't an accident. The pregnant woman either did it herself or got shoved. Little person, they're so good on stairs, it's ridiculous. Bad at escalators. Great. On stairs, escalators, they have to kind of sometimes hop up. It's not good. And it's moving, and I. But they don't fall far, so that shouldn't have killed him. She threw him down the stairs.
- [86:37]
Toledo
What you talking about? Shannon?
- [86:39]
Brett Vesely
That's it. And he was all sick and stuff anyway. I think he was drunk. Nobody likes to think of Arnold drunk. Mr. Drummond didn't raise him that Mr. Drummond's the worst father in television history. He's got the drug Addict.
- [86:51]
Toledo
He's had a tough run.
- [86:53]
Brett Vesely
The other one killed herself.
- [86:54]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [86:54]
Brett Vesely
Drugs. I don't know.
- [86:55]
John Holmberg
It's kind of like Brady's family. High flute and family brings in all these, you know.
- [87:01]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Troubles and everything. Yeah. They weren't refugees, but. Yeah. Brady's family had refugees from Harlem to Park. You know, Park Avenue.
- [87:09]
John Holmberg
Park Avenue.
- [87:10]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Yeah. That is a. It is.
- [87:12]
John Holmberg
It's Brady's family.
- [87:13]
Brett Vesely
That's a jump. We just found out that one of Brady's exchange.
- [87:16]
Toledo
No killings, no murder.
- [87:18]
Brett Vesely
Brady told us today that one of his Exchange students was 35 years old, which means that his parents were running a safe house, and Brady didn't ask a question. That's not an exchange program. That is a. Can we. Can we. Do you have safe harbor in Columbus? This guy's wanted in, like, 16 countries. Sure. You could stay with us. Hands off the kids, though. Yeah, yeah, no, he's gonna keep it real close.
- [87:42]
Toledo
Great with electronics.
- [87:44]
Brett Vesely
Brady, get the hydrogen peroxide. I have an idea. You can build another bomb. Aren't you. No, I don't build bombs. I make magic. At 7:32. Anyway, if you're driving around drunk this morning, you get pulled over. Button it up. And always remember, get back in the car. Nope, we're coming out. What do you got on the Big Start?
- [88:07]
John Holmberg
Twerking, too.
- [88:08]
Brett Vesely
Oh, my God, the twerk. Well, that's all that. The OP Live will tell you one thing. If there's a noise complaint at a black party and the cops show up with body cameras and media guys, one of them will look. You'll see her, too. You'll recognize her immediate. It should be a drinking game. Which one will torch?
- [88:24]
John Holmberg
Oh, when they go to, like, they go to the Toledo Cops. Oh, man, that. That's the best.
- [88:29]
Brett Vesely
Daytona Beach.
- [88:30]
John Holmberg
Yep.
- [88:31]
Brett Vesely
And then the one they've got up there in the Carolinas, Richmond county, when they're like, we've got a noise complaint over here. And impossible. Gunshots. And then they show up, and it's just a slew of black people having a time of their lives. There's one, and she's usually in something way too tight. And she's the first to see that there's a camera. And her eyes get real big, and then she goes off screen. And then a few seconds later, she runs back to being in the frame and starts going, we are. They never know the show. Is this live pd? No, we're just doing a documentary. Oh. And then twerk. Her ass starts going, I can't help it. And they're having the time though, it looks like a fun party, but man, oh man, the twerking is. And then you make a bet that one's gonna do it. Yeah, she saw the camera first. You can see it. It's. It looks like when, you know, when Indiana Jones found the thing, his eyes get real big like, oh my God, are we on tv? Yeah, we're doing a thing. Okay. Hey, LA pd. They always say it. What's up my pd that's the name of the old show. Whatever. What do you got on the board? All right.
- [89:34]
John Holmberg
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- [90:00]
Brett Vesely
That'S true. Actually did correct me on that, Philip. You're right. Andy got out of jail because he crawled through 400 yards of the foulis fell. So you could ever imagine. But he was going to get out of jail because that one dude dude admitted that he killed his wife. It's a great scene too in that due to the big ass teeth spilling his guts about how he killed Andrew Dufresne's wife. And some guy, they pinned it on some hotshot banker and he gives that horrible laugh. And then that guy goes and tells him the warden kills him. That means Andy goes, I gotta get out of here.
- [90:28]
John Holmberg
Those piano key teeth like Tom Brady and stuff.
- [90:31]
Brett Vesely
And one of those old timey 1800s piano keys, it's like they're brownish. All right, go ahead. All right.
- [90:37]
John Holmberg
On the list, you know, talking about the stuff earlier, Space Lord from Monster Magnet comes poo made WHO 1.3 million miles an hour. Thomas Dolby. She Blinded Me with Science and Painkiller from Priest Ozzy. The Orbit Culture Dope. The Ghost Inside. Hell yeah. Drink, drink drunk for Mary Lou and a big voodoo daddy. You, me and a bottle makes three for Mary Lou.
- [91:01]
Brett Vesely
Great song. We haven't done that Big bad voodoo daddy.
- [91:03]
John Holmberg
It is that one with you and.
- [91:06]
Brett Vesely
Me in the bottom. H3 tonight it swingers. It's going to bring back swingers for me. That's going back what, 30 years now. Swingers. Oh God.
- [91:14]
John Holmberg
At least.
- [91:15]
Brett Vesely
Speaking of, I watched a Little of your sport there for a minute, Brady. Tennis. The Wim. The Wimbledon is on. And here's something I never would have thought would come out of my mouth. Thirty years ago, you asked me this question, John. What's one phrase you'll never say in your lifetime? And you asked me that in 1996. 97. I'd have said one thing I probably will never say is, man, Dennis Rodman's daughter's hot. But I was wrong.
- [91:45]
Toledo
She was in the crowd.
- [91:46]
Brett Vesely
Trinity Rodman's dating some tennis player. And the announcers went to her and called her Tiffany Rodman and then started talking about her dad. And she hates her dad. So it became this big thing. Like, first off, my name's Trinity. Second, and Dennis is an alcoholic, and I haven't seen him in years. But Trinity Rodman, at least in the shots I saw, made me smile. Who's the mom? I don't know.
- [92:09]
John Holmberg
Wasn't Carmen Electra or anything, was it? No, she never. I don't think she had any kids.
- [92:13]
Brett Vesely
I don't know, but I never thought I'd say that. Dennis Rodman sure did produce a hot broad. I never thought I'd say those words. She is, though, in the picture. Yeah. And pictures I saw of her sitting in that tennis thing yesterday. She looked great. There she is in the blue. The blue dress. She looked like Meghan Markle. She looked like she's going to go ruin the Royal Family. Yeah. Now, if I'd have told you what super basketball player is that the daughter of the last one on your list would be Dennis Rodman. Yeah, I'd say Greg Ostertag before. And maybe he just had sex with a black lady. No, I would have never guessed Dennis Rodman could produce something that good. Good? She's. I don't know who her tennis boyfriend is, but Ben Shelton Never heard of.
- [93:02]
Toledo
Nice.
- [93:02]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. No, she's fantastic. She's like a. A big time soccer girl. I didn't know that either. Yeah, Google it. Trinity Rodman, she hates her dad, but she's going to be all right on her own. She doesn't need Dennis. She sounds just like Interview. I'm just a girl in the world trying to make my. Just trying to make my way through Dennis, alcoholic. That's not enough. You sound just like your dad. Don't bring up my dad. That's not.
- [93:37]
Toledo
I don't think so.
- [93:38]
Brett Vesely
I'm just trying to make it through the day.
- [93:42]
John Holmberg
Is that where Arsenio got the priest?
- [93:43]
Brett Vesely
Or the priest? Dennis sounds just like Randy Watson. Oh, yes. Oh yes. Are you breathing Urs there? Are you struggling? No, I'm good. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this. You P.D. hornberg's morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Nice job Larry and John Gordon throwing in a couple of new mixes. They ended mixing it up a little bit. Her little I choose there from the Offspring. I haven't heard that in a minute. And I can. I can listen to Face to the Floor until I go. Face to the Floor. I love that song. Great stuff. Chevelle and already a 14 year old song. I remember when that first came out. Oh my God. Loop Non stop in my Car. That is a great one. And hats off to the bulls, a great album too. If you haven't. If you're a Chevelle fan, you haven't dug into the stuff that's on that album that wasn't hits again. I wish I told them that. And I still feel really guilty. You guys should be so much bigger. Like I'm such a fan and like people only know the hits. You're everybody's second favorite band. Thanks. I think. I don't know what you're saying. You're an asshole. Like I'm not trying to be saying you should be Led Zeppelin and you're just not. Thanks again. Really nice talking to you. Okay, I'll leave now.
- [95:16]
John Holmberg
One of those bands you never change a station song.
- [95:18]
Brett Vesely
No, they make. They make your speakers better. No matter how you're listening. Chevelle makes things better. Great band. It is time now for Brady to give you speaking and making your speakers better. Brady, have you heard from Samad? The 35 year old teen exchange program guy you had?
- [95:35]
Toledo
Samad has left the building and we've never heard from.
- [95:38]
Brett Vesely
That's right. You know what? Last time I heard him, speaking of building, he mashed into a couple of them in New York. If I remember right, he was on the. He was one of The Saudi Arabia 19 that tried to kill my ex wife. I guarantee if you looked into it, he's involved in Al Qaeda. You should dig. Just for fun.
- [95:59]
Toledo
I'll find out. I know he had.
- [96:01]
Brett Vesely
Just for fun. There's no reason for a 35 year old guy to even want to be housed by some family in Columbus, Ohio. Unless he's hiding or he's.
- [96:08]
Toledo
He had to qualify for the program. They vetted.
- [96:13]
Brett Vesely
Oh, I'm sure of it. Yeah. Where was he from?
- [96:15]
Toledo
Bangladesh.
- [96:16]
Brett Vesely
Bangladesh? Yeah. Super strict Bangladeshi program to make sure that you guys.
- [96:24]
Toledo
I had heard and I thought he might have had their polygamists.
- [96:32]
Brett Vesely
In Bangladesh. Yeah, well, maybe that kind of.
- [96:37]
Toledo
I. I thought I smart Jeffs or what?
- [96:41]
Brett Vesely
He was a Mormon. That's what he told you? Nothing but humble Mormon. Why you give me so much grief? Really? They vet me, you know, like they do it. What's that school? Nelson Embry. They vet. They vet. They make sure that you are serious about wanting to land the plane too. We are not fools. Anyway, tell your mother to cook me some something break. He's exchange program. He hits Brett and I today. We laugh for five minutes, smile. Wasn't no, he was like 35. I'm like, that's it. You were housing a criminal there in no way, shape or form. Is that normal? Sure it is. You keep telling yourself that, chief. No way. My dad and my mom are like. There's a 35 year old man we've never met from another country is going to live with us for a little while. Why? It's an exchange program. Program. What? Al Qaeda in America. What is this olive?
- [97:30]
Toledo
She's probably 27.
- [97:32]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, probably. Okay.
- [97:35]
Toledo
What's that?
- [97:36]
John Holmberg
Wasn't she your maid or something?
- [97:37]
Toledo
No, Olive was.
- [97:39]
Brett Vesely
No, I.
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John Holmberg
No, I thought because didn't he bring it for show and tell?
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Toledo
That was ladonna. Yeah. Olive was also in the exchange program of adults. Of adults?
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Brett Vesely
Yeah. Still didn't make.
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John Holmberg
Because he brought somebody first show and sell her.
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Brett Vesely
Yeah. Okay.
- [97:52]
John Holmberg
That's what.
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Brett Vesely
See and it was only because she was black back. That's what I'm saying. So I'm not seen one before. Oh no, it's not. But he called her a maid and that's what Brady and his family probably thought they were getting.
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Toledo
No, ladonna was.
- [98:03]
Brett Vesely
The maid was wildly disappointing Thomas when Olive wouldn't clean the house. You, my friend, having no questions is just. It's admirable.
- [98:16]
Brady Bogan
Not only questions, just romanticizing the whole thing.
- [98:19]
Brett Vesely
Just imagine something that's possible. Possible. Nope. It all worked out great. Cuz it was.
- [98:24]
Toledo
It was glorious.
- [98:26]
Brett Vesely
No one other than you finds it normal that your parents housed a 35 year old Bangladeshi man. No one finds that normal.
- [98:36]
Toledo
And you're the only ones.
- [98:38]
Brett Vesely
I know, cuz there were other idiots in that town. There were others. Were there others in your town that. That house Bangladeshi refugees?
- [98:45]
Toledo
Yes.
- [98:46]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. What? Because guess what?
- [98:49]
Toledo
I don't know about you Know, like, did Samad go to another house after ours? Yeah, he might have.
- [98:54]
Brett Vesely
He did. Yeah. Yeah. The White House. The White House on the tour program was.
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Toledo
I don't. I can ask no questions.
- [99:02]
Brett Vesely
Man.
- [99:03]
John Holmberg
We need to get bunnies.
- [99:03]
Brady Bogan
I gotta know if that thing funny.
- [99:05]
Brett Vesely
Didn't know Torp was. Torp was running guns and illegal activities through this area. Probably for the Cubans or some sort of a coup was about to occur in Uganda and he needed the people to know.
- [99:18]
Toledo
That was when Torp was a bachelor. Cuba.
- [99:22]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. But it didn't go away. When he got married, he was still running. Yeah, he had.
- [99:26]
John Holmberg
Once you're in the mob, you're always in the mob.
- [99:27]
Brett Vesely
I don't want to break your heart here, but your whole family was just a cover. He didn't love you. It was. You guys were just a. Yeah, go to the country club with all the other members of the country club who happen to have Bangladeshi refugees in the house. Eh? Right, Brady? Seems normal to me. Good, because we've normalized it. No questions. What's the Bible teacher? Brady? Don't question anything. That's right.
- [99:57]
Toledo
I think it was Columbus International Exchange Program.
- [100:01]
Brett Vesely
Columbus International Airport Exchange program.
- [100:03]
John Holmberg
I wonder if that's still around, man.
- [100:08]
Brett Vesely
Where is nearest U haul rental, Brady? I don't know. Why? No reason. But I have to load up all of the hydrogen peroxide and these car batteries in it. You sure do like collecting car batteries, Samat. That's right. Now take me to hip place teenage kids hang out for. I am an exchange student.
- [100:32]
Toledo
Go get me some smokes.
- [100:33]
Brett Vesely
Didn't you tell me he had a family too?
- [100:37]
Toledo
Oh yeah, in Bangladesh.
- [100:39]
Brett Vesely
What was he doing here?
- [100:40]
Toledo
They would leave there. A lot of them would come over forth three to six months to. To a work deal.
- [100:49]
Brett Vesely
What do you do for a living?
- [100:51]
Toledo
As far as I know, I think he was a social worker.
- [100:59]
Brady Bogan
The Columbus International Program. This local organization offers various cultural exchange programs and educational opportunities for individuals interested in broadening their horizons.
- [101:09]
Brett Vesely
Exchange, engaging with diverse backgrounds. Exchange means we get when you get one.
- [101:14]
Toledo
That's what you think.
- [101:15]
Brett Vesely
This was a drop house for criminals for three to six months. Well, the smoke I never.
- [101:22]
Toledo
Yeah, we never took. We were invited.
- [101:29]
Brett Vesely
To Brown Toown. No thanks. I got one in my house and I don't like it. Oh my God. And 35. I have family of my own. Can I live with you for three to six months while coup smoke clears. Sure.
- [101:46]
Toledo
I think my dad went to Costa Rica. Cuz Guo sure lived with us for a while.
- [101:52]
Brady Bogan
Was he the couch hugger no, no, no, no.
- [101:56]
Brett Vesely
Gu. No, that was his uncle. Oh, that's right. Uncle Jack was the one who was making out with the long guy. They ignored that too. I didn't know how when Uncle Jack. Making love to the landscaping guys at this early age. And everybody just buried that.
- [102:10]
Toledo
Just napping. That was in the 40s.
- [102:12]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Yeah. Just sweep that under Samat's magic rug. You just. You think a lot of things are normal and they're not. You've come to the wrong place if you want us to accept that. Because it doesn't happen. Never. Toledo had the similar situation. A 35 year old man would just come into his house every once in a while and ride his mom and then leave. Yep. Morris.
- [102:36]
Toledo
I don't know if they had an official.
- [102:38]
Brett Vesely
Morris was like an exchange. Yeah. He was a semen exchange. Yeah. Your mom gave up something though. Oh. A lot. And then he went back to his family just like Samat. Like nine years maybe. Samat was just your stepdad. Just like Toledo. You don't even know he's in there. Just giving Boney all bunny all she's good for. Until maybe he called her Boney. It's just not normal. Don't normalize it. Cause it's not. No one would allow that.
- [103:07]
Toledo
Guillermo Poncho.
- [103:08]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. You had a lot. I know. And all of it is magid. None of it. And again, you just. You housed the 19. Probably the. The 19 original architects that passed the plan down. Stayed at your house. Anyway, it's time for Brady to give you.
- [103:22]
Toledo
I'm sorry.
- [103:23]
Brett Vesely
No. You don't have to apologize for anything.
- [103:24]
Toledo
If that were the case, you were.
- [103:25]
Brett Vesely
Naive to it by design. And you played the part beautifully. Brilliantly. This kid doesn't have a single question. Jesus knocked all those questions out of him. We did a good job, Buns. It's time for Brady to give you all the news that he knows. It's brought to you by all pro shade concepts. Stay in the shade like Brady and you'll be cooler. It's truth, facts. Not quite the dark but easier way to land. Don't ask. Don't ask where the sun was.
- [103:53]
Toledo
I want to see a little bit.
- [103:54]
Brett Vesely
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- [104:11]
Toledo
Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix.
- [104:13]
Brett Vesely
Hello, world. Hi.
- [104:14]
Toledo
Happy national sugar cookie day.
- [104:16]
Brett Vesely
Love me a sugar. Sugar cookies are weird because you don't want to make them at home. But when they're available, you're like, oh, sugar cookies. But they're not like something that if mom made sugar cookies, you'd want, like bunches. You know, sugar cookies are the one in the pile that you're like, I'll eat the sugar. And that's the only one. Yeah. Well, it depends on how the size.
- [104:38]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [104:39]
Brady Bogan
But a chocolate chipper.
- [104:40]
Brett Vesely
Oh, chocolate chipolito plate.
- [104:43]
Brady Bogan
That's why I like Megan makes those tiny ones.
- [104:46]
Brett Vesely
Oh, they're good together. Good. Those are good. You know who's got good chocolate chip cookies? And it's hit or miss, but when they knock it out of the yard, if you order from Jersey Mike's and get their three pack of cookies, not in the individually wrapped ones. The three pack. Ooh, baby.
- [105:02]
Brady Bogan
Somehow the three adds to each other.
- [105:04]
Brett Vesely
I don't know. They do them different. And I think they've got like a grandma in the back sometimes and she makes the cookies and then sometimes some motts back there just firing, firing together the dough.
- [105:15]
Toledo
Who's on the oven?
- [105:16]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, if. Yeah, if you see a lady named Gladys on the oven, the cookies are outstanding. If Samont and some of Brady's exchange students are back there.
- [105:25]
Toledo
A couple of basis fun facts. Nintendo released the Game Boy in 1989, but the company Nintendo had been around since 1889 when it produced Japanese playing cards.
- [105:40]
Brett Vesely
Oh.
- [105:42]
Toledo
Freddie Mercury.
- [105:43]
Brett Vesely
Are those cards for Japanese people or made by Japanese people? Are there's regular playing cards. Are they specifically designed for the hands of a Japanese man?
- [105:53]
Toledo
Not sure.
- [105:54]
Brett Vesely
I don't know what a Japanese playing card is.
- [105:57]
Toledo
Yeah, maybe it's a deck of cards.
- [106:00]
Brett Vesely
That are tiny and the numbers are bigger.
- [106:03]
Toledo
Japanese.
- [106:04]
Brett Vesely
The math is a picture check checkbook out. Japanese. Yeah. I'm gonna get it. I don't. I'll write checks for this. So Japanese playing cards, they add up the numbers themselves to 21. You don't have to. You don't do anything. They're much faster.
- [106:16]
Toledo
They're smaller, too.
- [106:17]
Brett Vesely
Oh, much smaller. Yeah. And pixelated.
- [106:23]
Toledo
Freddie Mercury signed off on the Wayne's world scene where the guys sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody while he was on his deathbed bed. Wait, Freddy loved it. He said it. Loved it and approved it.
- [106:38]
Brett Vesely
No, he allowed them. I thought he was singing it. And they're like, we're going to use that in A movie. I got you.
- [106:46]
Toledo
The next time there will be a full moon on Friday the 13th is in August of 2049.
- [106:56]
Brady Bogan
Thanks for that info.
- [106:57]
Toledo
Write that down.
- [106:57]
Brett Vesely
Calendar.
- [106:59]
John Holmberg
Give me my phone.
- [106:59]
Brett Vesely
Somebody will get that.
- [107:02]
Toledo
A new poll of shift workers found the happiest hourly job you can have is working at a weed or vape store.
- [107:11]
Brett Vesely
Of course. Well, yeah.
- [107:15]
Toledo
92%.
- [107:16]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, those dudes are thrilled all the time. They're in heaven.
- [107:21]
Toledo
Second was catering. 91.
- [107:24]
Brett Vesely
Usually it's a fast that brought.
- [107:25]
Toledo
Third, cafes and coffee shops at 90%. Fourth dentist office. 90%.
- [107:33]
Brett Vesely
I guess when you get to inflict that kind of pain and power on the general public.
- [107:37]
Toledo
Yeah, I guess the teeth cleaning, they can.
- [107:39]
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah, they can. Well, there's deep cleanings. Have you ever seen a hygienist tell someone they need a deep clean? They're not disappointed.
- [107:48]
John Holmberg
Oh, I know. I've had them.
- [107:49]
Brett Vesely
You've had one I've never had. She always gives me my number. You're a two. You're too. These are great. And I heard her with a guy next to me because my dentist has that. Cool. Awesome. Everybody's kind of in the same room divided by cabinets thing. And the guy, oh, you're going to need a deep clean. And she sounded like. Like a sadomasochist. Like, she was, like, into it. Oh, you're gonna. We got one. And this is not gonna feel good.
- [108:12]
John Holmberg
It's that evil, evil laugh from Scooby Doo.
- [108:19]
Toledo
Travel and Leisure put out its annual list of the top US cities to visit. And for the first time since 2012, Charleston, South Carolina, is not number one. This year's number one, Santa Fe, New Mexico, scored the highest, thanks to its 300 days of sunshine, excellent food options, and natural beauty.
- [108:44]
John Holmberg
Beautiful there.
- [108:45]
Brett Vesely
I've never been there. I was there when I was a little kid. I haven't been.
- [108:47]
Toledo
Charleston dropped down to number three.
- [108:49]
Brett Vesely
Santa Fe's super. Even as a little kid, when you don't appreciate stuff like that, I recognize how amazing Santa Fe was. I didn't. I didn't get the art and all that, but I just liked the way it looked and it felt. I don't know if it's the same because New Mexico is a dump.
- [109:01]
John Holmberg
It's like a sand. Like a Sedona type thing, kind of like.
- [109:04]
Brett Vesely
Okay, yeah, it's number two.
- [109:06]
Toledo
Surprised me. New Orleans. I always hear people talk about the.
- [109:10]
Brett Vesely
That.
- [109:10]
Toledo
That it's just dirty.
- [109:12]
Brady Bogan
No, that's just the.
- [109:13]
Toledo
That's the French Quarter area.
- [109:15]
Brady Bogan
Not all of the. The French Quarter is dirty. But around it, it's awesome. Yeah, it's just bourbon, but you get out to some of those plantation homes and you.
- [109:23]
Brett Vesely
Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, well, you got to get over this. Yeah, yeah. You can't do anything about it now.
- [109:29]
Toledo
That's true.
- [109:30]
Brett Vesely
That's why I don't go to New Orleans. That's why I just go to Pirates of the Caribbean and take it all in. It's a lot closer. It's the French Quarter.
- [109:37]
Brady Bogan
Or like if you're in Disney, you can go down the.
- [109:39]
Brett Vesely
The French Quarter's there. I don't have to deal with any of the bad stuff.
- [109:43]
Toledo
Santa Fe ranked 19th worldwide and the number one world destination was San Miguel Aliendo in Mexico.
- [109:52]
Brett Vesely
Oh, I've heard nice things. Pretty cool.
- [109:57]
Toledo
Just don't get abducted.
- [109:59]
Brett Vesely
That's right. Great advice, Brady. Excellent. Yeah. You learned that from Sama? Yeah, that was good. Yeah. One of Brady's refugees from his slave plantation taught him that.
- [110:08]
Brady Bogan
And what have we learned today?
- [110:10]
Brett Vesely
Kids not to get abducted. I never would have thought of it.
- [110:13]
Brady Bogan
Do you have any tips on how not to get abducted, Brady?
- [110:16]
Brett Vesely
No. Caitlyn just called and she goes, yeah, now he tells me.
- [110:18]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [110:20]
Brett Vesely
By the way, I just got an email from Troy Aiden over at Channel 12 and he said they arrested one of those two Gilbert girls. They got her and her name was Caitlin. And she said that she was angry that since this weekend happened she's not able to smell the in n out anymore. Her nose was ruined, but she was hoping for Covid. She was praying for cover the weekend so she could stop smelling Brady's ass. Blasts in the shared hotel room with the weird elder. And that's the thing. That's why we think that's weird too. And you think it's normal that two teen, a strange teenage girl and an old man in the same hotel room. You live that life where there were old people walking around your house. You didn't know. Poor Caitlyn. Caitlyn was miserable.
- [111:00]
Toledo
This 72 year old woman in Montana got pinned underneath her riding mower. When it tipped over all the way, it rolled, it rolled over and how big enough, but luckily it wasn't the blade side. She was pinned on this by the side of the tractor for four hours.
- [111:18]
Brett Vesely
I thought she was under the blade.
- [111:20]
Toledo
And two 14 year old boys happen to be fishing and went by in their boat and they saw her lay.
- [111:26]
Brett Vesely
And when they stopped laughing, they helped her. Yeah, you see somebody tip over a John Deere riding moment, it's gonna be a while before you do you know how hard that is? They have a circle wider than the. I have one.
- [111:39]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [111:40]
Brett Vesely
A circle is wider than the base of the mower. If you have the. Try to roll one or just a single blade one, it's the two. But it's. It's a big deck, right? Yeah. You step up on it to get in the thing. The wheels are inside the deck. If you try to roll that thing, you gotta, like, push it. You're. You're rowing on a. On the side of a mountain.
- [112:00]
Toledo
It's a broad on a mower.
- [112:01]
Brett Vesely
Oh, I understand what happened here. I know we all know why it happened, but I'm just. I'm just saying. Do you know how hard. I'm not saying it's impossible. I'm saying it's improbable. Throw a broad on it, and it's. Anything's possible. Exponentially more possible. Like the odds. Go through the moon. I mean, it's like Tom Brady being the quarterback of the Patriots. Probably good things that happen. That's a broad on a lawnmower. It's gonna tip over. You take him away. It's bad. The odds just sink. How did she do that?
- [112:36]
Toledo
It had. Yeah.
- [112:36]
Brady Bogan
It had to be on a hillside, a little bit of a slope and.
- [112:40]
Toledo
Maybe a hillside and making a turn still.
- [112:46]
Brett Vesely
The base of this thing is wider than the. The driving capability.
- [112:51]
Toledo
It might not have been the John Deere.
- [112:52]
Brett Vesely
It might not have been a good one. She might have had the worst one. Toro. Yeah. Well, then there was a man who didn't love her.
- [112:59]
Toledo
It was the stand up gravely.
- [113:03]
Brett Vesely
The one you stand on. They make hover mowers now. Yeah, it must have been and all that. And a woman thought she was getting a riding mower and bought the worst one anyway. She got trapped under half of it.
- [113:17]
Toledo
I got a quick Wild America.
- [113:20]
Brett Vesely
God, I want to see that video.
- [113:21]
Toledo
Four hours.
- [113:23]
Brett Vesely
Four hours. L. Nobody cares about her. First off, there's no man mowing the grass.
- [113:30]
Toledo
There's no real. I mean, you know, it was. Yeah. It was on a lake. I don't think there's.
- [113:34]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. I see a woman.
- [113:37]
Toledo
Some acreage.
- [113:37]
Brett Vesely
I see a woman riding a lawnmower, and I'm either looking at a lesbian or someone hates her or her husband might have Alzheimer's or something, but even still, hire someone. And then she's trapped for four hours and nobody in the house went, where'd she go?
- [113:54]
Toledo
And then somehow.
- [113:55]
Brady Bogan
You already nailed it.
- [113:56]
Brett Vesely
She lives alone, no neighbors.
- [113:59]
Toledo
The two boys heard. They pulled over and they had three other People come over. It took five people to get get.
- [114:05]
Brett Vesely
Them more so because their core was so busy laughing. You can't lift things. Have you ever tried to deadlift anything? Laughing hysterically. Woman trapped under a riding mower. Hilarious. It's gonna take at least the strength of five full grown men to get that off there because the hysterics. Oh, I wouldn't make it. I would. I. Guys, stop, please. Oh my God. Oh my. Would you shut up? We're never gonna get this off. Off you. Screw it, bro.
- [114:32]
John Holmberg
Just leave it.
- [114:33]
Brett Vesely
How many people drove by? I went, he's. We keep going.
- [114:38]
John Holmberg
I would have stopped and took a selfie and then jumped back in the car and left.
- [114:41]
Brett Vesely
World Star.
- [114:43]
Toledo
This is your wild America.
- [114:46]
Brett Vesely
Did you finish? I'm sorry.
- [114:48]
Toledo
This happened last month in Humboldt county near the Oregon border. They didn't release the guy's name, but this 59 year old dude. Dude saw a bear get hit. Later in the report he admitted that he hit the bear with his car, felt guilty about it and he got out to render aid to the bear. Tried to boost the bear over the concrete barrier. The side of the road wasn't a cub, it was an adult full grown 400 pound black bear. The bear didn't know what he's trying to. He was trying to help him out because it's a wild animal. So he chomped down on the guy's forearm multiple times. An off duty EMT applied a tourniquet to his arm called 91 1. The guy was treated at a nearby hospital, but they didn't release the details on his condition.
- [115:43]
Brady Bogan
This is how you.
- [115:44]
Toledo
Sadly, the bear didn't make it.
- [115:46]
Brett Vesely
Oh.
- [115:49]
Brady Bogan
Well, he went out fighting.
- [115:51]
Toledo
That's your Wild America.
- [115:52]
Brett Vesely
And to anyone who thought they were on kdkb, we apologize for throwing the word bear and AIDS in the same story. Render a rendering aids. And they gave the bear AIDS on kupd. No, no, I don't have to write any checks to that. He's talking about a real bear. Go on. Oh, you know what I mean. The hairy ones. I can't win this.
- [116:14]
Toledo
The army is testing the. These robotic coyotes to defend the fighter jets when they're parked. To keep birds and stuff off the.
- [116:23]
Brett Vesely
Awesome.
- [116:25]
Toledo
Here's the picture of them. They're trolling around on the.
- [116:28]
Brett Vesely
Nothing bad can happen because they. When we've invented robot coyotes, nothing at all bad will be technologically coming our way.
- [116:37]
Toledo
They find that these coyotes are more effective than they used to put like, you know, you see on a house, the owl decoy yeah.
- [116:44]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [116:44]
Toledo
They put.
- [116:45]
Brett Vesely
So these are just deep. They're not robot coyotes. They're just decoy coyotes riding little ATVs.
- [116:51]
Toledo
Yeah, but they're remote controlled.
- [116:53]
Brett Vesely
The ATV is the robot.
- [116:55]
Toledo
Yeah, yeah.
- [116:55]
Brett Vesely
Coyote doesn't do anything.
- [116:56]
Toledo
Yeah, it's just a shell.
- [116:58]
Brett Vesely
It's a. Yeah, it's like a. It's like a. I don't know, like the Jesus stuff at Christmas in people's front yards. Just little plastic Jesus.
- [117:05]
Brady Bogan
Hollow.
- [117:05]
Brett Vesely
Probably if you put Jesus on one of these ATMs, you wouldn't call it robot Jesus. True. And that's all it is.
- [117:11]
Brady Bogan
I actually want to see robots.
- [117:13]
Brett Vesely
So do I. It's a coyote nativity scene on ATV.
- [117:16]
Brady Bogan
By the US Army.
- [117:17]
Brett Vesely
The army just put them on ATVs and they. They put them on Roombas and just kind of float them around. The F18s.
- [117:24]
Toledo
The Navy uses something different. Live hawks. They have a handler that they get.
- [117:30]
Brett Vesely
The hawks and the falcons out there to start handling the birds. Now the birds are bothering the F18.
- [117:37]
Toledo
I guess. So.
- [117:38]
Brett Vesely
Do you know why we're not allowed to park them inside? You know, no deal. Because we made a treaty with Russia years ago to say that we'll show a lot of them, like, airfields will have, like, that Russia. That's why they put those tires on there, because they know, like, we have to keep them outside as part of some sort of nuclear treaty that agreed that if you have a nuclear. I think it's. If there's nuclear something there or nuclear capabilities, they have to be outside so you can see them from the sky. So if we ever scramble them, one of those satellites will pick it up. I might be misquoting a lot of that and making up some of it, but for the most part, that's true. Holmberg's morning sickness.
- [118:26]
Toledo
Speaking of jets, this guy, Andrea Russo, 35 years old, ran out on the airport term tarmac in Milan. And they tried to stop him, but he got out there far enough in his Fiat 500 and then got out and ran and threw himself into the engine of a jet plane.
- [118:49]
Brady Bogan
Did the Superman suicide plane.
- [118:51]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's not good. By the way, Rob Wood has a great idea. He said he's a little tired of women being stuck in the dryer. This new idea that Brady has women stuck under riding mowers is great for PornHub.
- [119:05]
Toledo
New scenario.
- [119:06]
Brett Vesely
Two teenage boys with their fishing poles walking by and seeing some lady ass up under old Roddy.
- [119:13]
Toledo
I'll help you.
- [119:14]
Brett Vesely
I can't. I can't lift it. Needs more lubricant. The only thing I. What.
- [119:22]
Toledo
Do you think this is helping?
- [119:24]
Brett Vesely
I know it is one of us happening.
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Toledo
Mattel just launched a new Barbie.
- [119:33]
Brett Vesely
I saw this.
- [119:34]
Toledo
The type 1 diabetes with the glucose monitor.
- [119:39]
Brett Vesely
Here's the reason why. No, she's skinny.
- [119:41]
Toledo
She's got the glucose monitor on there.
- [119:44]
Brett Vesely
It's the first real Barbie of all Barbies. She's an American. It's the all American Barbie. She may look good now, but she's going to be fat and have free diabetes because she's from the United States. So they're getting kids used to what it's like to add glucose monitors and check your levels.
- [120:00]
John Holmberg
Strapped to her arm or something in this Barbie.
- [120:02]
Toledo
I think the monitors on her belt are midsection.
- [120:06]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. They stay like they're teaching kids. Like, don't forget to monitor your sugar level because you've probably got a half your feet coming cut off someday.
- [120:14]
John Holmberg
Do they have the Maryville one too with the ankle bracelet on?
- [120:16]
Brett Vesely
They do, yep. And then they have the. The glucose Diabetes Barbie has a detachable foot. Comes with a bottle of ranch. Right. If you. Yeah. You pour ranch in her belly and then get her a 64 ounce coke. And then she sucks that down and eats her ranch. And then. And then you're supposed to check her glucose levels. But if you forget her for foot falls off and then she gets in her Barbie mobile and drives through a fence because she has a diabetic coma. It's the best Barbie ever. It's better than those robot coyotes. Diabetic Barbies riding around on ATVs. Around F18s.
- [120:54]
Brady Bogan
Diabetic Barbie. Decent band name.
- [120:56]
Brett Vesely
Diabetic Barbie's a great band name. Unfortunately it's real now, so. Right. Barbie with the Sugars is the southern version.
- [121:06]
Toledo
The world's most expensive cheese just sold for $42,000.
- [121:11]
Brady Bogan
What was your bid?
- [121:12]
Toledo
Five pound wheel was competing at the Guinness World Records. But it was at the Best Cheese of the World competition.
- [121:25]
Brett Vesely
Good name.
- [121:26]
Toledo
It was aged in a cave for 10 months.
- [121:30]
Brett Vesely
So was the Samat. Yeah, it was the first. First nine months of his life. It was in a cage.
- [121:37]
Toledo
The cage was 5,000ft above sea level.
- [121:40]
Brett Vesely
Perfect. It was in Denver.
- [121:46]
Toledo
It was created by the Angel Diaz Herrera Cheese Factory.
- [121:50]
Brett Vesely
Were you talking all sexy? What happened to your voice? It was created by the an hill.
- [121:56]
Toledo
Gotta try a chunk of that cheese.
- [121:57]
Brett Vesely
Really?
- [122:00]
John Holmberg
Would you know it's whispering like Billie Eilish.
- [122:02]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I'm a bad wheel. Yeah. He looks into that cheese and starts singing Ocean Eyes to it. Well, no.
- [122:20]
Toledo
Got some Radio videos.
- [122:21]
Brett Vesely
Okay.
- [122:23]
Toledo
First one says a real quick one. This guy's on one of those.
- [122:29]
Brett Vesely
By the way, they just sold out of diabetic Barbies. Women in Gilbert find out it vibrates when it has seizures for low insulin. So, yeah.
- [122:40]
Toledo
Guys messing around. I'm one of those gravity chair things that swing upside down.
- [122:45]
Brady Bogan
Gyroscope.
- [122:46]
Toledo
A gyroscope chair. Yeah, it happens real quick.
- [122:50]
Brett Vesely
Oh, and he killed a fat white woman with the toy. Okay, no, I didn't get that. Turn that on. Well, she's standing in the middle of the toy.
- [123:00]
Toledo
That's awesome.
- [123:05]
Brett Vesely
She's standing in the middle of this spinning machine. What did she expect to happen?
- [123:08]
John Holmberg
Surprised she didn't dent that thing.
- [123:10]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, she did, big as she is. All right. Christ. Solid steel.
- [123:15]
Toledo
This was a fight that happened on a golf course.
- [123:18]
Brett Vesely
I saw this. There's too much cussing.
- [123:19]
Toledo
There's some cussing.
- [123:20]
Brett Vesely
This is great. Great. Well, this is. This dude bows up in Canada. Yeah, it took forever.
- [123:25]
Toledo
The guy was on the tea tee box, and he took forever.
- [123:28]
Brett Vesely
You don't even need to play it because it's so much cussing. There's no audio. And that's the point of the whole thing because. Yeah, trust me, Brady, I listened to it.
- [123:35]
Toledo
When he pushes him in the water.
- [123:37]
Brett Vesely
The one guy that gets mad starts yelling, I'm not doing it, because I already know. It starts turning into Canadian cussing. And the drunk guy says, I'll kick your ass. And he starts bowing up. And then Conor McGregor.
- [123:50]
Toledo
Then he pushes him in the leg.
- [123:51]
Brett Vesely
Throws him in the water three times. He gets up, he tries to fight him again. He punches him out. Yeah, this is dumb. Keep going. Yeah, there's nothing we can do on the radio with this. You can watch that at home because it's all about the Canadian fun of. Of cussing and saying, whoa, hey, hey, you want a piece? Hey, buddy.
- [124:09]
Toledo
There.
- [124:09]
Brett Vesely
Hammer, where you going? And this dude just beats the tar out of him. And then he throws him in the.
- [124:13]
Brady Bogan
Lake again, Canada's hockey fights. He just grabbed him by the collar.
- [124:18]
Brett Vesely
The other guy doesn't play hockey, evidently, because he just stood there and took the beating. But he was the biggest mouth of the bunch. Then he picked him up and threw him down the hill. It's worth watching, but we'll put it up on our. Our Facebook.
- [124:28]
Toledo
Next one's titled when you're trying to sneak out of work early on a Friday.
- [124:33]
Brett Vesely
Okay.
- [124:36]
Toledo
Talk to. He's trying to.
- [124:38]
Brett Vesely
At some sort of work seminar in some warehouse. Oh, and then he stepped on a Man. Oh, he stepped over. Hey, look. He stepped over the barrier onto an open hole in the floor, which he thought was a solid floor, but it just put some tin on it, and then he fell through to the next floor.
- [124:54]
Brady Bogan
Is that one of those oil change places?
- [124:55]
Toledo
What are they doing there?
- [124:56]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, well, they cover up staircases a lot of the times with wood, but they put tin over that. No stairs there. My dad's old job, years ago, you're not allowed to pass materials from floor to floor through, like, elevator shafts or stairwells. You're not supposed to. And they were doing that because those are supposed to be covered. And a dude went to grab it and turned, and when he came back, he lost his footing and went headfirst into the next floor. Oh, and.
- [125:21]
Toledo
Oh, yeah.
- [125:22]
Brett Vesely
Mocked him up good. And then everybody got sued, and there was money flying all over the place. But they deserved it because they broke every rule ever. I think my dad fired, like, 40 people that day.
- [125:36]
Toledo
Last one, I think, is a quinceanera orc or no concert.
- [125:41]
Brett Vesely
Okay.
- [125:42]
Toledo
Because the girl up. I couldn't figure out the event, but.
- [125:45]
Brett Vesely
That'S just a mariachi band of some sort. Could be a Mexican wedding. Looks like a part of the band. Looks a lot like my friend Jesse's wedding. There's too many Mexicans. Too many Mexicans. I told you. There's way too many of them. Stages are collapsing now. They're. Look at. There's 40 Mexicans. And this is my new Donald Trump. My Donald Trump trap. I just put a trap door. That's right. We put trap doors in. Now we've got them in a weird neck net. And they're all in there. Yes. Acme is our big supporter. The breakaway Mexican stage that turns into a giant net.
- [126:20]
Brady Bogan
Has this worked? More than once.
- [126:21]
Brett Vesely
And then we put them on the bottom of a plane and we fly them to Honduras or something. Wherever they're from, we don't care. It's worked every time.
- [126:30]
Toledo
No way.
- [126:32]
Brett Vesely
You just have to get the right weight. The right weight of Mexican ice Stage. Once you get one of those, like, you get enough of them, and then you're like, I think we're at the tipping point. Then you take somebody's abuela and you put her on the stage, and she. She puts them over the top, and down they go. And that's what we've been trying. Instead of up they come, it's down they go. That's exactly right. All right, Brett, what do you got?
- [126:52]
John Holmberg
All right, I'm light today, so this will be good. I guess this was a video filmed at the Gilbert in and Out Burger.
- [126:59]
Brett Vesely
Okay? This is at a food truck, and there's a cop outside the food truck eating something. And the guy is robbing the food truck at gunpoint at the window. And the cops just sitting there looking at him, going, really? Are you kidding me? Can I finish my. One guy in the truck hits the side of the food truck and says, we're getting robbed right now. What are you doing? I have to be honest with you. I didn't know they had police. All right. Oops.
- [127:43]
John Holmberg
He's just walking down the street.
- [127:44]
Brett Vesely
Guy walking to the surveillance footage of a man walking down the street. Here comes a car. Oh, my God. It's an empty road in the middle of the night. He didn't hear that.
- [127:54]
Toledo
He stayed on the hood.
- [127:57]
Brett Vesely
Not very long. I think he stuck to the hood. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. My. My Lord.
- [128:02]
Brady Bogan
That's a. Oh, that's Bishop o' Brien there.
- [128:05]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that was. Yeah.
- [128:06]
John Holmberg
And we'll just end with this.
- [128:07]
Brett Vesely
I don't know what this is. I can't even explain this to anyone.
- [128:11]
Toledo
What the.
- [128:13]
Brett Vesely
That's somebody's. I don't know what that is. He's. Oh, my God. This is a. Please tell me Brady's right. This is. AI.
- [128:21]
John Holmberg
I hope so.
- [128:22]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [128:23]
Brady Bogan
This is a.
- [128:23]
Brett Vesely
This is a small, strange genital thing. It's too. Well shorn and plastic looking.
- [128:31]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [128:32]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I hope so.
- [128:33]
Brett Vesely
But what isn't fake is that the dude has a lava lamp in his ass. Whatever he's strapped to the front of him.
- [128:41]
Brady Bogan
You're right.
- [128:42]
Brett Vesely
That's. Yeah, that's real. So whatever's strapped to his hands or strapped to his genitals is fake to cover that up, but he's sitting on the equivalent of a lava lamp. Okay, okay.
- [128:59]
John Holmberg
The Muzak Axle F theme there.
- [129:01]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Yeah, that's from Beverly Hills Cop 9. All right, well, thanks for that, bro. That was confusing. Very. All right, well, that's that. There goes your brady report, everybody. It's 98. Giving away that Volbeat thing next. Pay attention. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. But enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Do you know what? I do have. And I need to point this out before we get. I want to give that the Vol Beat stuff away, but we've got another one, boys. I don't know if you guys paid attention to it. Let me get rid of this real quick. Quick. And let you know that it is time. Once again. Shame. Shame. This one's not going to make people mad. As much sinner comes before you. Yeah. And begged for forgiveness. So we've got a guy here. Brady. They live amongst us. This is time now for another nominee of 2025s. They live amongst you. Frank Calendo. Nathan Sutherland. Heel of the year award. And it goes to a man who lived on 19th Avenue in Glendale. I know what you're saying. Guilty. He's already guilty. We know he's guilty. But even for 19th Avenue and Glendale standards, this dude's bad. He is in jail now. They caught him on July 2 when the girl he had at his house escaped from the shed in the backyard and told the cops what was going on. His name is Timothy James Wood. Timothy James Wood. You were in the news, Shame. So I can mention that this is the story I've heard about you. Shame. We are placing great shame on him. He is accused of locking his girlfriend in a shed for two weeks and then going in there and assaulting her on multiple occasions. This was happening in somebody's backyard, essentially. Can you imagine that? Sitting in your. And they're. They're right here with us. At 4pm last Wednesday, police responded to a 911 call from a home in a neighborhood near 19th and Glendale. The lady told dispatchers that her boyfriend had been assaulting her for days and she was able to escape the shed she was being held in and ran to the neighbors for help. She told him that she had recently been evicted from where she was living, and he let her stay in the shed. Things are not going well when you live in a shed on 19th Avenue in Glendale. Man, bad enough already. You got a regular house on 19th Avenue in Glendale, let alone a shed. I mean, what do you live right on the i17?
- [131:27]
John Holmberg
I thought that was all that was there with sheds.
- [131:29]
Brett Vesely
That's there. Well, imagine the one that's like, you can't stay in the main shed. You got to stay in the backup shed. So she's out there.
- [131:36]
Toledo
She wasn't using it to catfish people?
- [131:38]
Brett Vesely
No. Normally that's what you do. But they don't have Internet on 19th and Glendale yet. They will someday. The victim also alleged that he threatened to kill her at one point while kneeling on her neck and that he buried her in a crawl space under the shed for two days. Arizona doesn't need crawl spaces. So the dude just Had a dungeon. According to documents, she was able to escape through a rear access door of the shed that he forgot to lock. Several visible injuries on her face and everything else. He was arrested at the home and booked in the Maricopa county jail for kidnapping, unlawful imprisonment, sexual assault, criminal threat, assault on three counts of aggravated assault. Here's my thing on this one. As we shame this young man. Shame James Wood. Shame. If you see that your neighbor and you're not in a very good area, has a shed, automatically go through it. Like there's. If you're in a bad neighborhood and there's a shed and his yard doesn't look good, there's a person in it. If he doesn't have him. Meticulous yard in a dumpy neighborhood and he's got a shed, he's keeping people in the shed. There's no question about it. To me, there's nothing about that that I wouldn't be curious about immediately. Like, if I go buy a house that sucks and I see a place that usually houses lawn equipment, but the lawn looks awful, There's a body in that. Count on it. I know it's cynical and it's not a fun way to behave, but it's a fact.
- [133:04]
Toledo
Also, so many sheds in that area.
- [133:06]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. I'm going to say this to 19th Avenue in Glendale. In that area.
- [133:09]
Toledo
Move.
- [133:09]
Brett Vesely
You've got. First. That. All right. I'm going to say this after Brett's absolutely perfect advice. Second, you guys have gotten a little used to the screams, I think is the problem. I think when you hear screaming, you ignore it. Now, let's get back on board with screaming. Means something. And the lady couldn't have been quiet in the shed the entire time for two weeks in summer.
- [133:30]
John Holmberg
Oh, man.
- [133:31]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. So. So if you've got a shed that just pops up in a bad neighborhood in somebody's backyard, or suddenly there's a lot of foot traffic between the house and the shed, Something alive, at least for now, is in that shed, and it's your job to now look into that. Unless, of course, you've got a shed with a person in it, then you keep quiet, too. But eventually, all sheds need to be. I think that should. That's almost a gestapo move on my part, but I'm for it. Is that your shed should be up for random government inspections now and again. Just, you know, like the gas company comes by and fires at the meter and goes, we're gonna look in your shed. It's like, what for the fact you're asking Makes Me curious. This is against my civil rights. It's a shed, dude. We're going through your shed. I don't like sheds on 19th Avenue. I've ridden my bike past there on the canal and stuff. Yeah, the sheds are all housing horrible things.
- [134:28]
Toledo
I did some time over there. Close. Not 19. I was 11th Avenue.
- [134:33]
Brett Vesely
There's a drastic difference. Once you get past, like, 17th, once you flirt with 19th Avenue, you're in a different country. Yeah, right. 19th and Glendale.
- [134:44]
Toledo
But that house I had shed.
- [134:46]
Brett Vesely
Of course. But your. And your yard looked like garbage where the laundry was. And what happened? Your neighbors came over and said, what's going on? Yeah, what's going on here?
- [134:55]
Toledo
Take a look at the shed.
- [134:56]
Brett Vesely
Take a look inside your shed. Do you need to, like, have a lawnmower put in this? What's going on? Why do you have a shed and your. Your yard looks so bad. You got to give it to the diligence of your 11th Avenue neighbors. They were right on the cusp of trouble, and they knew it. They thought maybe you drifted over from 19th back into their neighborhood. He's got a shed and a cruddy yard. There's a body in there.
- [135:13]
Toledo
It was a remedy quickly.
- [135:14]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because the neighborhood doesn't want a month because they were good.
- [135:18]
Toledo
Stole some irrigation water, you know?
- [135:21]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, you were a 19th Avenue attitude in an 11th Avenue house. It's nice there. Up till about 15th. 15th. There's. It's. There's nice houses.
- [135:29]
Toledo
Yeah, there is.
- [135:30]
Brett Vesely
Once you go west of 15th. Oh, doggy sheds with people in them.
- [135:36]
Toledo
Do not cross the road.
- [135:39]
Brett Vesely
No, stay east of 15th Avenue. Beautiful. Stop. I looked at a house on 14th Avenue, and, like, northern. Gorgeous. Beautiful ranch home. Home sitting on some land. I'm like, oh, this is nice. I'm gonna put an offer in on this bad boy. And instead of making a right on northern, I made a left, and I said, I'm not gonna live anywhere near this place. This is horrifying. I mean, immediately, everyone was selling, like, live chickens and, like, there were halal meats, and I don't even know what that is. Gone to carniceria, and they were next to carnicerias. And then all the shrimp was. Every place I'd go for fish was called the Moriscos. Like, I'm in the wrong spot. And then the crackhead.
- [136:25]
Toledo
Some nice rims, though.
- [136:26]
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. And you get a tire shops. Lantera's everywhere. But then behind those businesses were the real trouble, which were the crackhead kids. Just a little bit north of that like 19th or almost Bethany Home or something like that. Glendale, I guess that's. But in that area, that's where the white meth heads live. The heroin addict. Oh, it's all bad. Sheds are not good on 19th Avenue. I'll just tell you right now. Leave sheds to rich people. Poor people with sheds are always up to no good. That's my. That's my point here. That's all I'm saying. If you're poor and you've got a shed, we know what you're doing. You're mixing your own meth. You're stealing. You're the reason why I have to ask permission to get Diamond Tap. That's what I'm saying. This guy. Shame. What a day. Shame he lives amongst us.
- [137:13]
Toledo
What's in the shed? I got a mattress and some chains.
- [137:18]
Brett Vesely
Yeah. And people are like, that's normal. And if you're just constantly like, look again. 19th Avenue. I'm telling you, this noise, you shouldn't be used to it. This is not good. This is bad. Check the show. Yeah, yeah. It's like, what's that? The neighbors stop. That's a horrible sound in all other areas, but in your neighborhood, you guys are used to it, and that's a shame. Timothy James Wood probably won't win, but he is right now a nominee for the Frank Kelly and Nathan Sutherland Heel of the Year award. They walk amongst us. He was somebody's neighbor. He was at the Safeway with you at one point buying Ho Hos for the lady in the shed, which he fed her piece by piece while he assaulted her. Nobody said a thing and washed. None of you paid attention.
- [138:05]
Toledo
That's a hard 36.
- [138:06]
Brett Vesely
That's a run. He's lived a rough three six. Keep that in mind, Brady. That. That guy was born in 1990. So, I mean, that's a tough 36, 90, 89. He's. He's lived. The full Biden administration was rough on that guy and he took it out on some lady in a shirt. And by the way, here's another thing. And I don't want to victim shame, but you get evicted from your place and the best option you've got in life is a poor guy's shed. You did a bad job living, too. There's that. That's.
- [138:43]
John Holmberg
I gone.
- [138:44]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, that's. That's worse than. Than. Bus stop. You know, the girls who are hot and riding a bus. And we all know my theory on that. If you're a hot girl and you. If you're a woman at All. And you can't find a ride to work. The herpes are, like, everywhere. Like, you have got all sorts of problems. There isn't a woman on the planet that shouldn't be able to ask someone, can I have a ride? And if you're standing at a bus stop and you're halfway decent looking, look in a mirror and realize you got to straighten some stuff out. And if right now you're thinking to yourself, what's wrong with that? Asking a guy, hey, can I stay at your place? And he goes, no, but you can stay in the shed. Shed. And you say, yes.
- [139:25]
Toledo
That dude rolls up on his BMX bike and goes, you need a place to stay?
- [139:29]
Brett Vesely
Going to Pizza Patron. You want me to grab you one? It's gonna take me about an hour and a half. I gotta pedal over on this stolen bike with no brakes. Sure. Stay in the shed while I'm gone. Of course, yeah. That's not an offer anyone should say yes to. Can't stay in the main house. Well, I'm kissing. You can stay in my chair shed. I thought the main house was a shed. No, there's a worse one behind it. Yeah, stay out. All right, so there you go, Shane. Remember the name.
- [139:59]
Toledo
How's it going in there? Could I get a light?
- [140:03]
Brett Vesely
No. I mean, there's no light in your life. There's no light for. There's no reason for light for you that just makes you see the future. And that's not good either. Roll over. Timothy James Wood. TJ Wood, I call him. Probably a listener. And you might.
- [140:23]
John Holmberg
He's gonna be all excited about it, bro.
- [140:25]
Brett Vesely
I won.
- [140:27]
Toledo
What I was going for.
- [140:28]
Brett Vesely
Just got an email from a girl in Gilbert that said, I didn't know that sheds were bad. I'm trapped in one right now. Please help Caitlin. And I'm like, oh, my God. Brady's. Brady's teen abductee firing off yet another one. It's 9:02. We're gonna. We're gonna. Quick, speedy giveaway. Another qualifier for the Volbeat Goat. This is huge. This contest is awesome. And you can go hang out with Volbeat backstage on July 26th. That's my birthday. And hang out with those guys. Get a bunch of autograph stuff. Hang out with the crew. They're going to walk you around, show you everything volbeat does. Put you in rooms that you shouldn't go in, give you access to the merchandise before anybody else. If you're a volbeat fan, this is huge. And we're going to give one away before we're out of here this morning, so pay attention to that. If you're in a shed, I'm sorry, it's your own fault to a certain degree. But it's time to get out. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. We're gonna have to just do a speedy version of it. Who won Rock wars last?
- [141:41]
John Holmberg
Brady.
- [141:41]
Brett Vesely
Oh, God.
- [141:42]
John Holmberg
We should skip it this week.
- [141:43]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I think maybe. You haven't thought for a second about this, have you? Nope.
- [141:47]
Toledo
Yeah, I thought I lost last week.
- [141:49]
John Holmberg
No, you won't. Well, we were not. But it was the week before because we were out last week.
- [141:53]
Brett Vesely
But yeah, it was.
- [141:56]
Toledo
Yeah. So. Okay.
- [141:58]
Brett Vesely
All right. You might be right. Another week off. I gotta say, thanks to Aaron and Josh who just came by here and there's a reason why. Operation Hydration is the summer long program where we collect water for the Phoenix rescue mission. And we are shooting for a million bottles this year. It is going to be difficult. Difficult. Last year we had a banner year and hit like 897,000 million bottles. Is a lot of bottles, right? And we just did it. I think we might have just done it. I think it just happened. Good.
- [142:29]
John Holmberg
I don't have to go out tomorrow.
- [142:30]
Brett Vesely
No, no, no. It doesn't mean it's over. Come on now look here. It's 15 pieces of flare. Do you want to do the bare minimum? If we hit a million, we're going for a million and a half. But they just dropped off. Aaron and Josh just dropped off off six and a half pallets of water in our parking lot. And I think we told him to leave. Like we can't. There's nowhere we can put it. It's so much water. Irvin Cable Communications did this and he said that his company, they we'll get into who. But she was. She's a listener of the show and she's like the other people that were involved. Like we can do this. The company donated two pallets by themselves, got the entire group together, started getting water and all that. They ended up with six pallets of water for the rescue mission. Which is just insane when you see it on the back of a truck. Yeah, it's crazy. It's remarkable. Now related to this story somehow with Urban Cable Communications and they may not like this. And Aaron and Josh is a woman and we've talked about this, who 19 years and 11 months ago, came into our studio and shot her breast milk into my mouth from six feet, a grand distance. It was a long rainbow, perfect throw into my. Into the clown's mouth.
- [143:48]
Toledo
It would have filled the balloon, filled.
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Brett Vesely
My balloon, my head, you know, the candy apple was packed full. I didn't get any on my cheeks, chin, nose clean. She missed my nose.
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John Holmberg
Was it like playing long toss? I mean, was she that far away?
- [144:00]
Brett Vesely
I mean, she was where Toledo sits. It was six or seven feet feet away. And she just grabbed that and it was a good looking boob and she grabbed it and gave it a honk. And this perfect Bellagio arc shot right into my mouth like she'd done it every day of her life, her whole life. That was 20 years ago. August 5, 2005, I believe it was. Aaron just came and told me. He said milk Mom. He calls her Milk mom because that's what she is to me too. Milk moment says hi. Her daughter is currently breastfeeding. We've gotten news on this before and we're gonna try to arrange her daughter on the anniversary of 20 years of her mother shooting milk into my mouth, that the daughter will then also on August 5th of this year, shoot milk into my mouth. And keep play it bread if you've got it up. The circle of life continuing. Because that is beautiful. Now I just found out that the daughter who. It would be more. More poignant if it were 20 years ago, her breast milk that I was drinking. You see, it's beautiful. Thank God. This is gorgeous. But it turns out it's her younger brother who is just now turning 20. And it was his breast milk, which I think is phenomenal. So the daughter of Milk mom, we're gonna try to arrange to come in here and fill my mouth with her warm body temperature breast milk 20 years later. Let's just. Thank you all generations. It's generations of milk. It makes me want to work another 20 so the kid that's inside her now can fire his or her milk into my mouth. Who knows what's possible in the future? God. Well, if she has a boy, I'll do it. If I'm still working in 20 years, two things have gone awfully wrong. And I'm probably eating a lot of that for money anyway. Like Brady's theory of gulp. I'm probably well into that. If I'm 73 years old and still going, all right, it's Time for Rock wars, everybody.
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John Holmberg
Well, she was at the. The OG the original one. She was at the Night of Singing Dead last year. Remember? Because me and Toledo both talked to her. I don't know if Brady did too.
- [146:10]
Brett Vesely
Because if it was Milk mom, I'd have gotten all the. I'd be at her house every day. Oh. So it's very exciting. And on all of this is the philanthropic efforts of Urban Cable Communication. I'm excited for two reasons. We're getting closer to a million bottles for this thing we're doing. And I'm getting closer to drinking an entire family of breast milk. Oh, what a beautiful. What a beautiful event. You don't get this at your job, do you? Banker, teacher, Lawyer. Sorry, guys. Finding your qb. I gotta go stand across my desk and let a lady unload her milk into my mouth. And then I'm gonna let her daughter do it 20 years from now. Circle wide. It's beautiful. There's our Rock wars today. Brady, you're off the. This is the winner today. The circle of life. And ironically, ironically, I had. I met Meghan that night. And this girl who's we're hoping shoots her breast milk into my mouth on the 5th of August. Her name is also Megan. Wow. Isn't that beautiful? It's kind of beautiful. Amazing. I know. Brady, when a woman does that to you, I don't know if you didn't take any Iran bunnies when she was milking.
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Toledo
I did not.
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Brett Vesely
You didn't even try it.
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Toledo
I didn't.
- [147:29]
Brett Vesely
Why?
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Toledo
She didn't do it that long. Only a couple months.
- [147:35]
Brett Vesely
Come on, 60 days to go. Let me have a some of that. Never once.
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Toledo
I didn't tap it.
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Brett Vesely
Like even in the boudoir, you get a little kinky and try something. No kidding. I thought all dads gave it a run. I'll tell you exactly what it tastes like too, because it's even talking about it. I remember, you know when you eat sugar pops and leave the milk after you're eating all the pops out of it? Yeah. It tastes like that. It's that milk. It gets to be about room temperature and then it's got a sugary, sweet taste. I actually enjoyed it. Liked it a lot. And again, if I'm still working here 20 years from now, going for the grandkid, 2045, the granddaughter. I promise you, you, the listening audience that's still alive in the year 2045, I will suck the milk out of that grandkid. I promise.
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John Holmberg
Checkbook ready?
- [148:29]
Brett Vesely
They won't have checkbooks. Then I'll just. I'll just sell the fine to my bosses. Did you say you're gonna suck milk out of a grandkid? Look, we're all grandkids. You're the pervert that made it about age. Anyway, so thank you very much for so many reasons. Irvin Cable Communications. And Aaron and Josh. It was a pleasure to meet you. And you'll be out tomorrow morning doing more of that with the. And don't act upset about it. You're going out to. Man. Damn it. But you don't have a tough job because we're way ahead of the game. But wouldn't it be nice if we load it up like normal tomorrow? And we just piled it on ever so close to that Million Bottle. The Million Bottle March, I think call it. It's 928. There you go, everybody. It's 98 KUPD. Thank you very much, Irvin Cable Communication. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. No Rock wars this week, which means the Circle of Life won.
- [149:40]
John Holmberg
We're safe.
- [149:40]
Brett Vesely
So technically, that's my choice.
- [149:42]
John Holmberg
Safe for another week.
- [149:43]
Brett Vesely
That means I won. We'll take care of it next week. I won this week, so next week I'll take the. You're off the hook, Brady.
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Toledo
Song that you put a cork in it.
- [149:52]
John Holmberg
Yeah, it would have been good.
- [149:54]
Brett Vesely
Brady cleared out earlier. Corks are for queers. Not even sure why that is, but boy, oh, boy, does it resonate for some. Some reason. I thought it was just for pirates who didn't want to poke their eyes out, but nope. Freddie points out a fever. Drink wine with a cork in it. You're a homosexual. That's what he said. Not us. We don't agree with it. Brett and I don't agree with it. No. No. Congratulations to our winner for the Volbeat Goat contest, which is a guy named Something Jew. Something.
- [150:25]
John Holmberg
Daniel Jewett.
- [150:26]
Brett Vesely
That's right. But his email, it's Daniel Jew. That's right. And I heard Bretton Brett was laughing way too hard. He didn't. That's why I know.
- [150:36]
John Holmberg
Did Jeremy say goodbye?
- [150:38]
Brett Vesely
Well, I didn't. I didn't hear him talking. I just heard Brekko. I'm like, wait, you're not supposed. Don't do that. No, no, it's the guy's email. Like oh Christ. And then I hear the guy on the line, see, he was right there with me. A couple of breaths.
- [150:52]
John Holmberg
He was playing up to you.
- [150:53]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I knew you'd love that one, Brett. I do. So all of our listeners are now idiots. We knew that. But it's official. Like your emails are dumb now, but now we got the guy yesterday who won. The girl with.
- [151:11]
John Holmberg
He deserved to win.
- [151:12]
Toledo
And then the broad one.
- [151:13]
Brett Vesely
And then the broad giant cans, the natural 54 year old breasts, nothing. 54 and untouched. Looks good. Like if you told me right now, dude, I got a 54 like a Chevelle that's 54 years old and I haven't touched it. No upgrades. That's ladies cans.
- [151:37]
Toledo
But you gotta putty that.
- [151:39]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, you gotta buff it out.
- [151:40]
Toledo
At least paint it.
- [151:41]
Brett Vesely
Paint it once. Get some liquid nails. At least once in the 54 years. You gotta put it, you gotta put a coat on there. You can't just let that age naturally. Nothing ages naturally. 54 years. Good. That's 54 years old. Even wine is questionable at that point. You know the ones with corks in them? Queers. Queer. That's what Brady said. I don't agree with it. Brady learned that from his parents or something. He was raised believing that. I don't. It's a midwestern thing. It's time for Brady to give us the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense training. Getting it together out there. The whole lotta ya is out there dealing with everyday people every single day. And that's why we do that SEO of the year award is cause you never know when old TJ woods next door to you and he's got some lady in a shed. You might have to fight him off. To save someone's life. I always say it's best to not get involved in crap. That's what the police are for. They teach you that up there too? We go into those seminars where they do the de escalation and basically it's like what do you do? Why are you involving yourself in this? Leave. Call the cops like we did. The one. I'll never forget this where you're supposed to learn how to not get involved in a domestic violence situation because the majority of the time the woman being violated doesn't press charges. And when you get involved and start swinging away, you're going to trouble. Yeah. So it's like you see something you call the Cops, that's what they're for. It's what your phone's for. Train them for two hours and say, don't get involved, don't get involved. And then they put them through a scenario and it's a surprise. At the end of this particular one was the trainer. Tony was beating up a woman in the parking lot and shoving her in a car. And they do it while they're saying goodbye to you. You just trained for it. Everybody ran towards it. And then Tony would pull a gun on him like, you idiots phone. I'm watching something horrible happen. It's not always about fighting. It's about being smarter and being understanding of things. And also, you know, not being a victim. Understanding, understanding your surroundings. Man, is it amazing. Self defense is so much more mental than it is physical. But they'll take care of both ends of that. The physical is going to get you in great shape. Have you prepared. The mental is going to make you smarter. Stop being a sheep. Start being a sheep dog. They'll train you. How? Brackdefense.com it's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.
- [153:58]
Toledo
The Daily Mail, the British tabloid is basically busted Katie Holmes for stalking social media. You because Tom Cruise and Anna de Armas. Their love was confirmed by the Daily Mail and Katie Holmes liked it accidentally.
- [154:19]
Brett Vesely
Oh, she didn't mean to like it.
- [154:21]
Toledo
Yeah. Was because she was just kind of looking at it and I think she's looking at other stuff.
- [154:25]
Brett Vesely
Wow.
- [154:30]
Toledo
And people comments were pretty funny. Celebs sometimes they're just like a stocking and accidentally liking posts about their ex.
- [154:37]
Brett Vesely
So she was going through Tom's old stuff. She was cyber stalking the ex.
- [154:42]
Toledo
Another one said lol. The girl was lurking.
- [154:46]
Brett Vesely
But isn't it easier to cyber?
- [154:48]
Toledo
She would be happy for him.
- [154:50]
Brett Vesely
Why?
- [154:51]
Toledo
She's happy she was out.
- [154:53]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, but why cyber stalking? She could just watch Mission Impossible 11, the last one that came out and kind of know, hey, it still looks pretty good. I guess Facebook's not going to teach anything about him that Entertainment Tonight already did. Wouldn't do.
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Toledo
She's liking it because she Maybe she's laughing.
- [155:07]
Brett Vesely
Ha. Yeah.
- [155:08]
Toledo
They're buying it.
- [155:09]
Brett Vesely
I don't think so. No woman is laughing when a guy starts dating Anna De Armas. And you're the ex.
- [155:13]
Toledo
No, the fact that Tom the rumors the whole time.
- [155:17]
Brett Vesely
Oh, that he's not gay.
- [155:18]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [155:19]
Brett Vesely
He's not a Cork owner. He's not from the Irish town. Cork. Corks are for queers. You know my old saying. Yeah. I think if you're the ex of a guy who's dating Anna De Armas. You're not feeling too good about yourself right now because that's a win for him. You had to be pretty spectacular. And Katie Holmes is good looking. Lady Banana. De Armas is an eight. And Katie Holmes is a seven.
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Toledo
Did Tom like.
- [155:51]
John Holmberg
She's expired now too.
- [155:52]
Toledo
Did Tom like Jamie Foxx back in the day?
- [155:55]
Brett Vesely
Tom Cruise?
- [155:56]
Toledo
Yeah, when she started dating Jamie.
- [155:58]
Brett Vesely
Oh, yeah. Well, you know, I don't know. Tom's the winner there, too. Really? Jamie's fun, but Tom's not aging too well. She looks okay. Yeah.
- [156:08]
John Holmberg
Skeletor away.
- [156:09]
Brett Vesely
Well, she didn't. Yeah, her face. Those aren't good. Yeah, you're right. Lost a little face weight. Still, though.
- [156:15]
Toledo
Little hound dogs he's got.
- [156:16]
Brett Vesely
All right, you guys are kind of dick. Wow, look at you.
- [156:22]
John Holmberg
I know the voice of reason over here.
- [156:24]
Brett Vesely
Look, I mean, I wouldn't call her a hound dog out loud. I'd do it privately. We're on the radio, you jerk. She's unattractive. I mean, but let's not start.
- [156:31]
Toledo
No, I. I'd go out with her a couple of times.
- [156:34]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I'm sure she'd be thrilled at that notion. Lucky her. Yay. I give her the gift of Brady twice. Then it's over, though. Skeletor. Hound dog. So you're gonna go to a restaurant and you just eat out of your bowl? I brought a trough for you. How old is she? She's gotta be like 46. Okay, it's a rough 46. Well, she's been through a lot. Tom did no favors to that woman. Don't stop there. I think I'll just go online and see what Tom's doing.
- [157:09]
John Holmberg
No, I'm never gonna see her in the same way.
- [157:11]
Brett Vesely
Huckleberry Katie. Always dating. Any day Armor. I'm a loser. I'll date you. I'm gonna kill myself. Get your checkbook.
- [157:29]
Toledo
Billy McFarlane. He's the guy behind the Fyre Festival.
- [157:32]
Brett Vesely
Oh, no, that's the other guy back. He did Fire festival, too.
- [157:36]
John Holmberg
Yeah, but it didn't go yet.
- [157:37]
Brett Vesely
Right.
- [157:37]
Toledo
It fell through.
- [157:38]
Brett Vesely
Canceled again. And people were gonna go.
- [157:40]
Toledo
McFarland claimed he had a deal, but it fell through. So he's got a deal to sell the brand, the IP address for seven figures. Well, that fell through. Now he's auctioning it off on ebay.
- [157:55]
Brett Vesely
I thought at the end of the documentary about the Fyre Festival that one of the contingencies was that he wasn't allowed to organize stuff anymore.
- [158:05]
Toledo
Well, if you Buy if you buy the IP address and whoever owns the fire brand will have an attention engine to launch their festivals. Do merchandise collabs.
- [158:19]
Brett Vesely
Live Nation should buy the rights to.
- [158:21]
Toledo
The name, run live streams, build a media brand.
- [158:24]
Brett Vesely
Because I'll give him this for something that's never happened, it's branded beautifully. We all know what it is and if it ever happened for real, we'd be like, oh, that's the Firefighter festival. Even though there was never a concert, there was never anything that happened just except the catastrophe.
- [158:39]
Toledo
There are six days left on the auction on ebay and the as of last night there are 99 bids. The price is about is at 200,000. I'm sure it's gone up from them. The 40th anniversary of Live Aid is this Sunday. And if you want to relive that moment, that music history I didn't watch the first time. YouTube channel will be celebrating with over 10 hours of footage. There's a four part, four part documentary called Live Aid When Rock and Roll took the World. It'll also premiere On CNN on 9:00pm Sunday, be 6:00pm probably our time. But you won't see Led Zeppelin.
- [159:31]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I didn't even know that happened. Led Zeppelin evidently played live with Phil Collins.
- [159:35]
Toledo
Three songs.
- [159:36]
Brett Vesely
You said that this morning. I had no idea.
- [159:39]
John Holmberg
Yeah, and then I heard it wasn't that good. Yeah, but you know, I think that's probably why you can't.
- [159:43]
Toledo
Robert Plant and Jimmy Page are like, we don't want this out. We only rehearsed two hours for it.
- [159:50]
Brett Vesely
Well, no excuses. You took the stage.
- [159:52]
Toledo
But what they say. Page mentioned in a former interview that Phil Collins, who was one of the two drummers, said he couldn't properly play the beginning of Rock and Roll. Plus they got, you know, less than two hours to rehearse. Then Phil was interviewed later and he's like, if I could have, I would have walked off.
- [160:15]
John Holmberg
Meaning there were dicks.
- [160:17]
Brett Vesely
Yeah.
- [160:17]
Toledo
And he's just. I felt like a spare part more than anything thing you were.
- [160:21]
John Holmberg
How did they only have two hours to practice? The guys haven't been touring in how long they. They got all the time in the world.
- [160:27]
Brett Vesely
Bottom line, you took the stage. Yeah. You agree, you own that. You get on stage and say pull.
- [160:32]
Toledo
It up and play it.
- [160:34]
Brett Vesely
Yeah, Brady played this morning. It was okay.
- [160:35]
Toledo
It was.
- [160:36]
Brett Vesely
It sounded like a cruddy 80s live concert. They weren't good. They didn't translate to broadcast.
- [160:42]
Toledo
Well, even if you watched the Led Zeppelin like song Remains the Same where they're all live Performances, they. It's different from the album cuts.
- [160:50]
Brett Vesely
They did a lot of. Yeah, they didn't know how to make it translate to speakers back then on your TV or your radio. They couldn't do it. That's why Frampton Comes Alive and live albums were fake. Yeah, none of them were real. The good ones alive and all that kind of trick and Buddha Khan was all fake.
- [161:05]
Toledo
Also, some of the effects that you can do in the recording studio completely you, you. You live at that time, you could live.
- [161:12]
Brett Vesely
AIDS sucks to all of us in 1985, because when you tried to watch it, you're watching on a 20 inch Magnavox with one speaker. It didn't sound great. If you only had two hours to rehearse, you should have said, you know what? We're not ready. You take the stage, you're admitting that you're performing for a group of people. And then you. Man. Robert Plant was an unattractive woman. And by the way, Live Aid was designed to feed Africa and they're still hungry. So it didn't work either. I mean, that's the thing. I always look at USA for Africa and We Are the World and all that. They were still hungry when it was over. So what good was it? Were they just a little less hungry? Sounds fine to me.
- [161:57]
Toledo
Yeah.
- [161:58]
Brett Vesely
See what the problem, Phil is? He's a little off.
- [162:07]
John Holmberg
So is Robert Flam.
- [162:09]
Brett Vesely
Well, here's the thing. If the drummer's off, the other musicians are supposed to go with that. Yeah. You don't play ahead of him. Yeah. If you were in the crowd, you'd have been happy. Oh, yeah, big whoop, by the way. I just. My brain was broken when we started the show. After all the Neil DeGrasse Tyson talk and realizing we are currently going 1.3 million miles an hour through space, 87,000 miles an hour through our galaxy, and 1,000 miles an hour on our orbit. Another mind breaker. Before we leave, Kyle Pierce just goes. I just realized something. Chris Cornell was your age when he died. He just drops that bomb on me right before I leave. I shouldn't be allowed to outlive Chris Cornell. He was talented. I shouldn't be the one that goes on. It's not fair. Sorry, Cornell family. This isn't fair at all. I'll work on that today. I won't outlive him. I'll do what I can. Can write a check. Yeah, I'll write it. Larry's right. Are you finding me? You're fine. Not again. That's it. You blow my mind. That's it. We're done. Larry's coming up next and he's finding me and paying you. That's how it works. Larry's gonna have plenty of stuff for you guys to. To give out and do all sorts of things. So be nice to Larry, he'll be nice to you. And we're done. We'll see you tomorrow right here in the. Oh yeah. I gotta say thanks to Aaron again over at. What was that place called There. There it is. Irvin Cable Communications for all that water they gave us. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And tomorrow we'll tell you where Brett's going. We'll keep the water drive alive. We're done. Larry's next. Have a good one. We'll see you tomorrow. Solo. It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.