07-09-25 - Latest S*Heel Candidate Timothy Wood Kept Woman In Shed In Backyard For Weeks Assaulting Her

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 07-09-25 - Latest SHeel Candidate Timothy Wood Kept Woman In Shed In Backyard For Weeks Assaulting Her*
Release Date: July 9, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this intense episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS) on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delve into a disturbing criminal case that has captured the community's attention. The episode focuses on Timothy James Wood, a man from Glendale, Arizona, who was arrested for heinously assaulting and imprisoning his girlfriend in a backyard shed for weeks.

Detailed Summary

Introduction to the Case

The episode opens with host Brady Bogen setting the tone for a serious discussion about Timothy James Wood. He introduces Wood as a "candidate of 2025's" and emphasizes the severity of Wood's actions: "He is in jail now. They caught him on July 2 when the girl he was had at his house escaped from the shed in the backyard and told the cops what was going on" (00:38).

Details of the Assault and Imprisonment

Brady provides a grim recount of the events leading to Wood's arrest. On July 2, police responded to a 911 call from a residence near 19th Avenue in Glendale after the victim managed to escape from the shed where she had been held captive. The victim revealed that Wood had threatened to kill her, assaulted her multiple times, and confined her in the shed—referred to derisively by Brady as "a dungeon"—for two weeks during the summer months (01:45).

Neighborhood Dynamics and Suspicions

The hosts engage in a candid discussion about the implications of sheds in certain neighborhoods, particularly focusing on 19th Avenue in Glendale. They humorously yet pointedly suggest that the presence of shed-like structures often correlates with illicit activities:

• Brady: "If you're in a bad neighborhood and there's a shed and his yard doesn't look good, there's a person in it" (03:30).
• Nathan Sutherland: Agrees, adding, "Move" (04:26).

The conversation humorously exaggerates the suspicion around sheds, attributing them to criminal behavior and poor maintenance, while also reflecting on personal anecdotes about different avenues in Glendale and their perceived safety (05:00).

Shaming Timothy Wood and Societal Reflections

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to shaming Wood for his actions and using the case as a springboard to discuss broader societal issues:

• Brady: "He's mixing his own meth. You're stealing. You're the reason why I have to ask permission to get Diamond Tap" (07:00).
• Brady: "Leave sheds to rich people. Poor people with sheds are always up to no good" (06:52).

The hosts criticize Wood's lifestyle choices, suggesting that his socioeconomic status contributed to his criminal behavior. They also reflect on the challenges faced by victims of domestic abuse, albeit in a tone that borders on cynical and insensitive.

Community and Neighbor Vigilance

The discussion shifts to the role of community vigilance in preventing such crimes. The hosts advocate for increased scrutiny of suspicious shed activities and encourage neighbors to be proactive in reporting unusual behaviors:

• Brady: "If you're poor and you've got a shed, we know what you're doing. You're mixing your own meth" (07:30).
• Nathan Sutherland: Shares a personal anecdote about a neighbor's suspicious shed leading to swift action (06:29).

Humorous Interludes and Host Banter

Interspersed with serious discussion, the hosts engage in humorous banter, making light of the situation to entertain their audience:

• Brady: "You can stay in the shed while I'm gone. Of course. Yeah. That's not an offer anyone should say yes to" (10:45).
• Nathan Sutherland: Remarks on the absurdity of staying in a shed offered by Wood (10:42).

These moments provide a contrast to the heavy subject matter, keeping the conversation lively and engaging.

Closing Remarks and Community Engagement

As the episode wraps up, Brady shifts to lighter topics, briefly mentioning a contest related to Volbeat, a popular band, encouraging listener participation. Despite the serious nature of the main discussion, the hosts ensure the episode remains interactive and connected to their audience's interests (11:00).

Notable Quotes

• Brady Bogen:

  • "[...] shame, Shame. This dude's bad." (01:38)
  • "If you're poor and you've got a shed, we know what you're doing. You're mixing your own meth." (07:30)
  • "Sheds are not good on 19th Avenue. I'll just tell you right now. Leave sheds to rich people." (07:43)

• Nathan Sutherland:

  • "Move." (04:26)
  • "I did some time over there close. Not 19th Avenue. I was 11th Avenue." (06:29)

• Brady Bogen on Eviction and Crime:

  • "You get evicted from your place and the best option you've got in life is a poor guy's shed." (09:31)

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness presents a harrowing account of Timothy Wood's criminal actions while intertwining community observations and personal anecdotes from the hosts. Through a blend of serious discourse and levity, the hosts shed light on issues of domestic abuse, community vigilance, and societal perceptions of socioeconomic status. While the episode effectively captures the shock and disdain toward Wood's actions, it also opens up avenues for discussing broader societal challenges and the importance of community awareness.

Listeners who missed the episode will find a comprehensive exploration of a troubling criminal case, enriched by the hosts' characteristic banter and insightful, albeit sometimes controversial, commentary.

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Timestamp References

• 00:38 – Introduction to Timothy Wood's case
• 01:45 – Details of the assault and imprisonment
• 03:30 – Discussion on shed implications
• 04:26 – Nathan's advice to "Move"
• 05:00 – Neighborhood safety reflections
• 06:29 – Personal anecdotes about neighborhoods
• 06:52 – Shaming Wood's socioeconomic status
• 07:30 – Critique of poor individuals with sheds
• 07:43 – Advising to leave sheds to the rich
• 09:31 – Commentary on eviction and crime
• 10:42 – Humorous exchange about staying in sheds
• 10:45 – Brady's humorous response
• 11:00 – Closing remarks and contest promotion

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Note: All timestamps correspond to the provided transcript and serve as reference points for the discussed topics.

Transcript

[Brady]

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[Brady]

Today. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Do you know what? I do have and I need to point this out before we get. I want to give that the Volbeat stuff away. But we've got another one, boys. I don't know if you guys paid attention to it. Let me get rid of this real quick and let you know that it is time. Once again, shame, Shame. This one's not going to make people mad. As much sinner comes before you. Yeah. And begged for forgiveness. So we've got a guy here, Brady. They live amongst us this time now for another nominee of 2025s. They live amongst you. Frank Caliendo, Nathan Sutherland, Heel of the year award. And it goes to a man who lived on 19th Avenue in Glendale. I know what you're saying. Guilty or he's already guilty? We know he's guilty. But even for 19th Avenue and Glendale standards, this dude's bad. He is in jail now. They caught him on July 2 when the girl he was had at his house escaped from the shed in the backyard and told the cops what was going on. His name is Timothy James Wood. Timothy James Wood. You were in the news, Shame. So I can mention that this is the story I've heard about you. Shame. We are placing great shame on him. He is accused of locking his girlfriend in a shed for two weeks and then going in there and assaulting her on multiple occasions. This was happening in somebody's backyard, essentially. Can you imagine that sitting in your. They're right here with us. At 4pm last Wednesday, police responded to a 911 call from a home in a neighborhood near 19th and Glendale. The lady told dispatchers that her boyfriend had been assaulting her for days, and she was able to escape the shed she was being held in. Ran to the neighbors for help. She told him that she had recently been evicted from where she was living, and he let her stay in the shed. Things are not going well when you live in a shed on 19th Avenue in Glendale. Man, bad enough already you got a regular house on 19th Avenue in Glendale, let alone a shed. I mean, what do you live right on the i17? I thought that was all that was there was sheds. That's. Well, imagine the one that's like, you can't stay in the main shed. You got to stay in the backup shed. So she's out there, and then she.

[Nathan Sutherland]

Was using it to catfish people.

[Brady]

No, normally that's what you do, but they don't have Internet on 19th in Glendale yet. They will someday. The victim also alleged that he threatened to kill her at one point while kneeling on her neck, and that he buried her in a crawl space under the shed for two days. Arizona doesn't need crawl spaces, so the dude just had a dungeon. According to documents, she was able to escape through a rear access door of the shed that he forgot to lock. Several visible injuries on her face and everything else. He was arrested at the home and booked in the Maricopa county jail for kidnapping, unlawful imprisonment, sexual assault, criminal threat, assault on three counts of aggravated assault. Here's my thing on this one, as we shame this young man. Shame James Wood. Shame. If you see that your neighbor and you're not in a very good area, has a shed, automatically go through it. Like there's. If you're in a bad neighborhood and there's a shed and his yard doesn't look good, there's a person in it. If he doesn't have a meticulous yard in a dumpy neighborhood and he's got a shed, he's keeping people in the shed. There's no question about it. To me, there's nothing about that that I wouldn't be curious about immediately. If I go buy a house that sucks, and I see a place that usually houses lawn equipment, but the lawn looks awful. There's a body in that. Count on it. I know it's cynical and it's not a fun way to behave, but it's a fact.

[Nathan Sutherland]

Also, so many sheds in that area.

[Brady]

I'm gonna say this to 19th Avenue in Glendale. In that area.

[Nathan Sutherland]

Move.

[Brady]

You've gotten first that. All right, I'm gonna Say this after Brett's absolutely perfect advice. Second. You guys have gotten a little used to the screams, I think is the problem. I think when you hear screaming, you ignore it. Now get back on board with screaming. Means something. And the lady couldn't have been quiet in the shed the entire time for two weeks in summer. Oh, man. Yeah. So if you've got a shed that just pops up in a bad neighborhood in somebody's backyard, or suddenly there's a lot of foot traffic between the house and the shed, something alive, at least for now, is in that shed. And it's your job to now look into that. Unless, of course, you've got a shed with a person in it, then you keep quiet, too. But eventually, all sheds need to be. I think that should. That's almost a Gestapo move on my part, but I'm for it. Is that your shed should be up for random government inspections now and again. Just, you know, like, the gas company comes by and fires at the meter and goes, we're going to look in your shed. It's like, what for? The fact you're asking makes me curious. This is against my civil rights. It's a shed, dude. We're going through your shed. I don't like sheds on 19th Avenue. I've ridden my bike past there on the canal and stuff. Yeah, the sheds are all housing horrible things.

[Nathan Sutherland]

I did some time over there close. Not 19th Avenue. I was 11th Avenue.

[Brady]

There's a drastic difference. Once you get past, like, 17th, once you flirt with 19th Avenue, you're in a different country. Yeah, right. 19th and Glendale.

[Nathan Sutherland]

But that house I had shed.

[Brady]

Of course. But your. And your yard looked like garbage.

[Nathan Sutherland]

That's where the laundry was.

[Brady]

And what happened? Your neighbors came over and said, what's going on? Yeah, what's going on here?

[Nathan Sutherland]

Take a look at the shed.

[Brady]

Take a look inside your shed. See? Do you need to, like, have a lawnmower put in this? What's going on? Why do you have a shed and your yard looks so bad? You got to give it to the diligence of your 11th Avenue neighbors. They were right on the cusp of trouble, and they knew it. They thought maybe you drifted over from 19th back into their neighborhood. He's got a shed and a cruddy yard. There's a body in there.

[Nathan Sutherland]

It was remedied quickly.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because the neighborhood doesn't want a month because they were good.

[Nathan Sutherland]

Stole some irrigation water, you know.

[Brady]

Yeah. You were a 19th Avenue attitude in an 11th Avenue house. It's nice there up till about 15th. 15th. There's. It's. There's nice houses. Yeah, there is. Once you go west of 15th. Oh, doggy sheds with people in them.

[Nathan Sutherland]

Do not cross the road.

[Brady]

No, stay east of 15th Avenue. Beautiful. Stop. I looked at a house on 14th Avenue and like, northern. Gorgeous, beautiful ranch home sitting on some land like, oh, this is nice. I want to put an offer in on bad Boy. And instead of making a right on Northern, I made a left and I said, I'm not going to live anywhere near this place. This is horrifying. I mean, immediately everyone was selling, like, live chickens and like, there were halal meats. And I don't even know what that is. Going to carniceria. And they were next to carnicerias. And then all the shrimp was. Every place I'd go for fish was called the Moriscos. Like, I'm in the wrong spot.

[Nathan Sutherland]

And then the crackers got some nice rims, though.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. And you get a tire shops. Lantera is everywhere. But then behind those businesses were the real trouble, which were the crackhead kids. Just a little bit north of that, like, 19th and almost Bethany Home or something like that. Glen. I guess that's south. But in that area, that's where the white meth heads live. The heroin out. Oh, it's all bad. Sheds are not good on 19th Avenue. I'll just tell you right now. Leave sheds to rich people. Poor people with sheds are always up to no good. That's my. That's my point here. That's all I'm saying. If you're poor and you've got a shed, we know what you're doing. You're mixing your own meth. You're stealing. You're the reason why I have to ask permission to get Diamond Tap. That's what I'm saying. This guy. Shame. What a day. Shame he lives amongst us.

[Nathan Sutherland]

What's in the shed? I got a mattress and some chains.

[Brady]

Yeah. And people are like, that's normal. And if you're just constantly like, look again, 19th Avenue. I'm telling you, this noise, you shouldn't be used to it. This is not good. This is bad. Check the show. Yeah, yeah. I was like, what's that? The neighbors stop. That's a horrible sound in all other areas. But in your neighborhood, you guys are used to it, and that's a shame. Timothy James Wood probably won't win, but he is right now a nominee for the Frank Kelly and Nathan Sutherland Heel of the Year award. They walk amongst us. He was somebody's neighbor. He was at the Safeway with you at one point buying Ho hos for the lady in the shed, which he fed her piece by piece while he assaulted her, and nobody said a thing. And why? None of you paid attention. None of you.

[Nathan Sutherland]

That's a hard 36.

[Brady]

That's a rough. He's lived a rough three six. Keep that in mind, Brady.

[Nathan Sutherland]

That.

[Brady]

That guy was born in 1990. So, I mean, that's a tough 36. 90, 89. He's. He's lived the full Biden administration was rough on that guy and he took it out on some lady in a shed. And by the way, here's another thing. And I don't want to victim shame, but you get evicted from your place and the best option you've got in life is a poor guy's shed. You did a bad job living too. There's that. That's I go crime. Yeah, that's. That's worse than bus stop. You know, the girls who are hot and riding a bus. And we all know my theory on that is if you're a hot girl and you. If you're a woman at all and you can't find a ride to work, the herpes are like everywhere. Like, you have got all sorts of problems. There isn't a woman on the planet that shouldn't be able to ask someone, can I have a ride? And if you're standing at a bus stop and you're halfway decent looking, look in a mirror and realize you got to straighten some stuff out. And if right now you're thinking to yourself, what's wrong with that? Asking a guy, hey, can I stay at your place? And he goes, no, but you can stay in the shed. And you say, yes.

[Nathan Sutherland]

That dude rolls up on his BMX bike and goes, you need a place to stay?

[Brady]

Going to Pizza Patron. You want me to grab you one? It's gonna take me about an hour and a half. I gotta pedal over on this stolen bike with no brakes. Sure. Stay in the shed while I'm gone. Of course. Yeah. That's not an offer anyone should say yes to. Can't stay in the main house. Well, I guess so. You can stay in my shed. I thought the main house was a shed. No, there's a worse one behind it. Yeah, stay out. All right. So there you go, Shane. Remember the name.

[Nathan Sutherland]

How's it going in there? Could I get a light?

[Brady]

No. I mean, there's no light in your life. There's no light for. There's no reason for light for you. That just makes you see the future. And that's not good either. Rollover Timothy James Wood. TJ Wood, I call him. Probably a listener. And you might win. He's gonna be all excited about it. Bro. I won.

[Nathan Sutherland]

That's what I was going for.

[Brady]

Just got an email from a girl in Gilbert that said, I didn't know that sheds were bad. I'm trapped in one right now. Please help Caitlyn. And I'm like, oh, my God. Brady's. Brady's teen abductee firing off at another one. It's 9:02. We're gonna. We're gonna. Quick, speedy giveaway. Another qualifier for the Volbeat Goat. Oh, this is huge. This contest is awesome. And you can go hang out with Volbeat backstage on July 26th. That's my birthday. And hang out with those guys. Get a bunch of autograph stuff. Hang out with the crew. They're going to walk you around, show you everything. Volbeat does, put you in rooms that you shouldn't go in, give you access to the merchandise before anybody else. If you're a volbeat fan. This is huge. And we're going to give one away before we're out of here this morning. So pay attention to that. If you're in a shed, I'm sorry, it's your own fault to a certain degree, but it's time to get out. It's 98. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.