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07-09-25 - Thanks To Ervin Cable Communications For Donating 6 Pallets Of Water To Op Hydration - Setting Up Milk Mom's Daughter To Reenact Breast Milk Shot On 20th Anniversary Next Month
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Well, we weren't out, but it was the week before because we were out last week. But yeah, it was. Yeah. So. Okay. All right. You might be right. I mean, I think another week off. I gotta say thanks to Aaron and Josh who just came by here and there's a reason why. Operation Hydration is the summer long program where we collect water for the Phoenix rescue mission and we are shooting for a million bottles this year. It is going to be difficult. Last year we had a banner year and hit like 897,000 million bot. A lot of bottoms, right? And we just did it. I think we might have just done it. I Think it just happened. Good. I don't have to go out tomorrow. No, no, no. It doesn't mean it's over. Come on now. Look here. It's 15 pieces of flare. Do you want to do the bare minimum? If we hit a million, we're going for a million and a half. But they just dropped off. Aaron and Josh just dropped off six and a half pallets of water in our parking lot. And I think we told them to leave. Like we can't. There's nowhere we can put it. It's so much water. Irvin ca did this and he said that his company, they we'll get into who. But she's a listener of the show and she's like the other people were involved, like, we can do this. The company donated two pallets by themselves, got the entire group together, started getting water and all that. They ended up with six pallets of water for the rescue mission. Which is just insane when you see it on the back of a truck. Yeah, it's crazy. It's remarkable. Now related to this story somehow with urban cable communications and they may not have like this and Aaron and Josh is a woman and we've talked about this, who 19 years and 11 months ago came into our studio and shot her breast milk into my mouth from six feet away, a grand distance. It was a long rainbow, perfect throw into my. Into the clown's mouth. It would have filled the balloon, filled my balloon. My head, you know, the candy apple was packed full. I didn't get any on my cheeks, chin, nose, clean. She missed my nose. Was it like playing long toss? I mean, was she that far away? I mean she was where Toledo sits. It was six or seven feet away and she just grabbed that and it was a good looking boob and she grabbed it and gave it a honk. And this perfect Bellagio arc shot right into my mouth. Like she'd done it every day of her life. Her whole life. That was 20 years ago. August 5, 2005, I believe it was. Aaron just came and told me. He said milk Mom. He calls her Milk mom because that's what she is to me too. Milk mom says hi. Her daughter is currently breastfeeding. We've gotten news on this before and we're going to try to arrange her daughter on the anniversary of 20 years of her mother shooting milk into my mouth, that the daughter will Then also on August 5th of this year shoot milk into my mouth and keep play it, Brett, if you've got it up. The circle of life continuing because that is Beautiful. Now, I just found out that the daughter who. It would be more poignant if it were 20 years ago. Her breast milk that I was drinking. You see, it's beautiful. Thank God. This is gorgeous. But it turns out it's her younger brother who is just now turning 20. And it was his breast milk, which I think is phenomenal. So the daughter of milk mom, we're gonna try to arrange to come in here and fill my mouth with her warm body temperature breast milk 20 years later. Let's just thank you all. Generations. It's generations of milk. It makes me want to work another so the kid that's inside her now can fire his or her milk into my mouth. Who knows what's possible in the future? God. Well, if she has a boy, I'll do it. If I'm still working in 20 years, two things have gone awfully wrong. And I'm probably eating a lot of that for money anyway. Like Brady's theory of gulp. I'm probably well into that if I'm 73 years old and still going. All right, it's time for Rock wars, everybody. Well, she was at the OG the original one was at the night of Singing Dead last year. Remember? It was her friend. Yeah, cuz me and Toledo both talked to her. I don't know if Brady did too, because if it was milk mom, I'd have gotten all the. I'd be at her house every day. Oh. So it's very exciting. And on all of this is the philanthropic efforts of Urban Cable Communications. I'm excited for two reasons. We're getting closer to a million bottles for this thing we're doing. And I'm getting closer to drinking an entire family of breast mil. Oh, what a beautiful. What a beautiful event. You don't get this at your job, do you? Banker, teacher, lawyer. Sorry guys. Finding your qb. I gotta go stand across my desk and let a lady unload her milk into my mouth. And then I'm gonna let her daughter do it 20 years from now. Circle life. It's beautiful. There's our rock wars today. Brady, you're off the hook. This is the winner today. The circle of life. And ironically, ironically, I had. I met Megan that night. And this girl who' we're hoping shoots her breast milk into my mouth on the 5th of August. Her name is also Megan. Wow, that's beautiful. It's kind of beautiful. Amazing. You know, Brady, when a woman does that to you, I don't know if you. You didn't take any of Ronnie's when she was milking. I did not. You didn't even try it. I didn't. Why? She didn't do it that long. Only a couple months. Come on. To go. Let me have some of that. Never once. I didn't tap it. Like even in the boudoir, you can get a little kinky and try some of it. No kidding. I thought all dads gave it a run. I'll tell you exactly what it tastes like too, because it's even talking about it. I remember, you know when you eat sugar pops and leave the milk after you're eating all the pops out of it? Yeah. It tastes like that. It's that milk. It gets to be about room temperature and then it's got a sugary sweet taste. I actually enjoyed it. I liked it a again. If I'm still working here 20 years from now going for the grandkid 2045, the granddaughter. I promise you, the listening audience that's still alive in the year 2045, I will suck the milk out of that grandkid. I promise. Checkbook ready? They won't have checkbooks. Then I'll just sell the fine to my bosses. Did you say you're gonna suck milk out of a grandkid? Look, we're all grandk. The pervert that made it about age anyway, so thank you very much for so many reasons. Irvin Cable Communications and Aaron and Josh. It was a pleasure to meet you. And you'll be out tomorrow morning doing more of that with the. And don't act upset about it. You're going out to madam. But you don't have a tough job because we're way ahead of the game. But wouldn't it be nice if we load it up like normal tomorrow? And we just piled it on ever so close to that Million bottle. The Million Bottle March, I think they call it. It's 9:28. There you go, everybody. It's 98. KUPD. Thank Irvin Cable Communication. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.