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07-10-25 - Entertainment Drill - THU - w/Dale Hellestrae - Queer Eye Ending After Current Season- L istOfArtistsThatRefusedToPlayLiveAID
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You're listening to the HMS podcast brought to you by MMP guns.com your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories. All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. All right, just a Note that the three venues will all be closed on July 4th. That's Friday night. That doesn't mean there's a lack of comedy though because we have Francisco Ramos coming in on Saturday at Stand Up Live run on Hirschberg and Camp Bertrand, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday at Tempe Improv. And John Heffron is going to be at the Desert Ridge Improv on Thursday, Saturday and Sunday as well. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com hi, I'm Richard Karn and you may have seen me on TV talking about the world's number one expandable garden hose. The brand new pocket hose Copperhead with pocket pivot is here and it's a total game changer. 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You don't know anything about this. It's. Michael Jackson was behind Lord of the Rings. That's right. Dale's got something. He's. Now why don't we do that? Dale. Dale brings up a Didn't intentionally do this. But brings up an interesting point. Why would we keep trying to bring back dinosaurs? Let's bring back Michael Jackson. Do we want to do that? Yeah. Because you could cage him and then like set him free to do entertainment and put him back. He's not a real person. No, because then they won't quit. It'll be like the sequels of Jurassic Park. Then they'll bring back Jimmy Buffett. They'll bring back Jim Morrison. They'll bring back. Yeah, you know. Stuff you don't want. Jimmy Buffett. Exactly. Thank you. Thank you. You make our thanks. Dale makes our point for us now. Now we know we're right. Is that Dale likes Jimmy Buffett. Because like country music. Jimmy Buffett is for people with down syndrome. Wow. Yeah. It's true. His songs sound better if you hold your tongue. And you know what that sounds like? The crowd singing back. You guys do not have any taste in music. Making a penny on my arm. Johnny. It's a sad day. Oh, no. Why Sad? Sad day. Michael finally finished. The guy off Netflix is canceling Queer Eye. Oh. For the straight guy. The new. The new version. It's after 10 seasons. Queer eyes coming to an end. The show debuted in 2018. How many episodes have you watched? I watch everything of the new one. Not much. The old one I used to watch because it with Carson Presley. He was kind of funny. He was at Dreamboat. This new one with John Van Ness is not as good. John Jay's got a new job. That's what it's. I. That's why I watched a couple of Them was John J. Van Ness and John. John Van Ess, of same name, but he's a guy with a beard and he wears dresses and stuff. And it's a little talk, too. Don't do that. Dale, get back in your seat. It's okay. Weeds. Oh, he does Botox. Over the first nine seasons, there have been 91 episodes. Do you know that gays botx. They're b holes. They Botox that so it's smoother and easier to be a bottom veil. That's a. Dale knew that. That's a world you live in, my friend Cheeseburger. You just keep going to those things. How does. How does somebody even think about that? What do they call it again? They're the anal Botoxing. Yeah, I thought. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. So you get it bleached and Botox. Oh, you can get a bleach. You need to clean it up, keep it cleaned. Donnie, are you pleased? I would bleach it. I just am afraid to show it to somebody for that purpose. I wouldn't want to sit in a room with it up in the air to get it bleached. Mine's pretty good, though. Oh, it is. You looked at it. I mean, I've done a little Cloroxing on my own. I've not gone through the full diy. But you said. Who would even think of that? Yeah, the dude on the bottom isn't struggling, I think. Guy's Jimmy Buffett concert. What is this? Hey, Bird. I like it when you're quiet over there. That's what we said to Jimmy Buffett. So the Netflix version of the reboot of the Bravo series, that's evidently when you watched it. There's a video of it. Dale, if you're interested in watching some Botox, Fun old Botox. If you want to turn your eyes. Come on. Come on, Bird. Jeez Louise. Yeah. It's a video anal examination under anesthesia and Botox injection for chronic anal fissures. Now, this is not the same as getting it done to have anal sex from that. Fissures happen. Fissures are. Unfortunately. I had a friend who had them, and I made fun of them. And it was. It's not easy. It's just basically, there we go. It's like you get termites in your ankles. He had. Was the fissures, and he already initiated the creams, which he had time period. And then when I took a look in the office, I could see that he had, you know, fishers. And I like The Charles. Hey, how can we got girls out here grabbing the water that you got. Why don't you go down there and help them? I did my charity for a day. Whatever would you do? Yeah, equal rights. I didn't see you down there. These ladies want to be treated as equals, so today we're really putting that to this. It's hot out. It is hot. Going out there doing that. It's crazy talk. All right, Brady finished up. We talked about the. The 40th year, 40th anniversary for live Aid. And they're doing all these specials this weekend. This is a list of some artists that refused to play live aid 40 years ago. They turned it down. Turned it down. Everybody did it. Michael Jackson. Oh. Agent said Michael was pain in the ass recording, working on his new project. Jimmy Buffett or Michael Jackson? Prince. Are you kidding? That's not even like a conversation humans should have. Rod Stewart, his manager, told the organizers they'd have to guarantee Rod got prime time news coverage. Rod only found out this a year ago. Are you Kid Thriller or Cheeseburgers in Paradise? Yes. Come on, Rice, you're making our point for us. Cheeseburger in Paradise. That's a fun happy song. You're eating hamburgers, drinking beer, Johnny. Stevie Wonder licking windows, drooling. Stevie Wonder turned it down because he said he found out how white the bill was. Oh, racism. I'm not gonna be gonna be the token black. Just lie to him. No, there's tons of black guys up there. Culture Club. And then tell all the white guys when you walk by, Steve, you go, what up, blood? Excuse me, Holmes. This is exactly why I'm here. I enjoy all these brothers. Hey, what up, Holmes? How you doing, player? Did you ever hear Shaq tell the story of meeting Stevie Wonder? Yes, he's. He got an elevator in LA or something. And. And Stevie Wonder was on there with. With one of his handlers. And Shaq gets on the elevator, and Steve said, what's up? Shaq doesn't say anything. He walks him up. He's been faking it. He goes, I swear he could see. Comedian Dion Cole took a girl to a Stevie Wonder concert. And they were in the front row. And somehow another one of Stevie's handlers said, stevie would like to meet you. And said he took. Took us backstage. And then Stevie's like, I would like you to come to my room. And took him in the room. And Dion had to stand outside. And he said, I'm pretty sure she boned Stevie Wonder in there. And he's like, how did he know to point her out in the front row in the first place? There's something fishy about that. You think Stevie's been faking it? Yes. You can't trust Stevie Wonder. What up, blood? Hello, player. He just kept going, thinking, so many brothers. Well, it was for Africa. So when you think about it, Stevie might have had a point where all these culture clubs turned it down. You know why? Because Boy George, Stanley Wilson, Houston. I was too coked up. Together. Def Leppard. No kidding. That was the year Rick Allen just lost. Wow. Their drummer was missing a limb and he hadn't learned to play with one arm yet. Huey Lewis and the News. This last one, they pulled out because of concerns on how the money raised would actually be used. And that's what I would have said, because you know why they raised all that money? For Africa. You know, we are the world and this. This. And they're still hungry. So where'd the money go? If I raise enough, Johnny. Dale, if I gave you $200 million in 1985 for one song, you could at least make it so one nation. Like a dentist. Did you get a video of a Live 8 airplane dropping a bunch of the one. One drop. You never see any fat people saying thank you for we are the World like this. Fix everything. Look at my belly. And they're fat. And they're running around with diabetes and like they. Phoenix Suns, world champion jerseys on championship gear. Steeler. No, no. There's too many choices, Dale. We've got more than your team. Don't start. Only two losses. The Cowboys have several. Not when I was. All right, calm down. You know what I'm saying? We're done talking. There's a lot of Bengal fans over there. There are a lot of Bengals champions. Three. Three generations, in fact. Bengals losing. Super Bowls, failed seasons, each one. Each one. Now, Bengals fans will say, that was great, and they'll celebrate, but it's losing. I don't like your theory on it. No, it's true. It's a fact. The whole. The whole regular season, you're excited, excited, you're having fun. And then you're ultimately, what? First place loser. Completely let down Bears fan over here. Yeah, I know. I. I know better than any other than Brady. I know better than anybody. The Bengals. Actually, the Bengals are probably better than the Bears over time. That's horrible to say. Anyway, we've picked the right team. Still, that's all I can tell you. These idiots. Oh, I have eight Super Bowls and two disappointments. You guys have Won eight. Six. But we've been to eight. Really? You've been to six? Six and two. Oh yeah. We've only had six successful ones. All the. All the other seasons failures. Who do they lose to besides Dallas Green Bay? Aaron Rodgers. Now it's our guy. We're gonna. Yeah, he's a double agent. He's married now and I don't know what's going on with that guy. Shut up. Talk football when football's here. Dale Hell Straits here. Courtesy of our friends prestige billiards. AZ.com. get it done. That's it. Good job, Brett. Hey, wait a minute. I gotta thank Antonio from Arizona. Mailbox dropped off a thousand dollars to donate. That's great. Yeah. So big envelope. Wasn't only a hundred dollars. You can count this. Antonio's my people. You got thousand dollars right here. I got these people on top of the other place that dropped off stuff this morning. The pallets that you got from Winston, was it Winston Waterworks. Winston Water something. This is Screens Unlimited. They're an energy Saving Sunscreen Company. 30 cases of water they dropped off here. This is a huge day. Nice job, guys. Well done. Dale, you've done nothing for us. Maybe next week since you're here on Thursdays. You bring a case of water. I just take one when I leave. All right. Christ. All right, that's it. Sean Knight's filling in for Larry. You guys have yourselves a great day. We'll see you tomorrow on the morning sickness. So long. It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this in the time it takes you to actually board that flight from Group 8. Now boarding Premier Altitude Elite club members. You could have bought a Hyundai on Amazon. Yes, that Amazon. Where you buy everything else. Mid tier Altitude Elite. Feel free to board now. So while you're waiting for them to make up new boarding groups, you can order your dream car and the dealer will have it ready in no time. Now boarding groups one through seven. So close. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-603 for more details. Limited availability pick up through participating Hyundai dealer in select markets.