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Host 2
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Brett
Here's a list of some celebrities that play background characters before becoming famous.
Host 2
Well, the most famous one is Kevin Costner as the the corpse on the slab and the Big Easy. Or not the Big Easy. What was that called? The Big Chill. Big Chill.
Brett
He played a frat boy in Night Shift.
Host 2
Oh, that's right. In Night Shift. Another one in the Morgue.
Brett
Weird Lady Gaga. She played a high schooler in an episode of Sopranos, 2001.
Host 2
Did you know? I did not know that. Wow. Something you just learned about the Sopranos. Is that real, Brett? I don't know.
Host 1
I'm gonna Google it.
Brett
Sean Penn. He had an uncredited role on Little House on the Prairie, 1974.
Host 2
Really?
Brett
Benicio del Toro sits on the hood of a car in Madonna's 1987 video La Isla Bonita.
Host 2
Yeah, here's Brett finding out. Oh, you just found it, Brett. There's a Lady Gaga right there on the Sopranos. The out. That's her man. Look at her face. Oh, the man's trying to eat.
Brett
At T, girl. Lily.
Host 2
She's like a comedian now and just sexualizes her and she's selling her boobs. I just. Well, where? Where?
Brett
Philanthropy.
Host 2
Screw her. What's her name? Mariana. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw her on that. The at midnight show. She does that every once in a while. It's off the air now, but they.
Brett
Were showing and she was started doing this it's only. Only philanthropy, oddly enough. And it raises money to charity. She sends you some racy photos.
Host 2
Yeah.
Brett
You pay for it. And she's helped his mom out. Now she's doing it to raise money for the Los Angeles fires.
Host 2
Remember when she was mad at all of us? Yes. Talking about her boobs when she was the at&t girl, oddly enough. And I don't know how this happened, the episode I saw of her on At Midnight was the same one with Aon Crockett. So full circle, I guess. But then Lily's all about her boobs now. Like, don't look at my boobs. Don't look at my boobs. Oh, wait a minute. I can't get a job. Are you on them? Get them up on the screen.
Host 1
God damn right I am.
Host 2
Oh, you can get hold of the one she sent to guys.
Host 1
No, this is just like, her Instagram.
Brett
Look at this.
Host 2
Oh, she loves her boobs. But we were. We were. She was mad at us. And remember she did that big Instagram post about how we're not supposed to look at her that way? And what a bunch of jerks we were.
Brett
Objectified.
Host 2
Yeah. Now she's on this dirty, sexy, only philanthropy thing. She looks great. I don't know why she was mad. We were calling her pretty all the time.
Host 1
Now don't talk.
Host 2
Oh, you're going to ruin it. Like, she's. Wait, there she is on At Midnight. She's way too active about, like, things. But, you know, and I admire that she's going back to her basics, because that's where bread's butter.
Brett
Larry David will star in a new HBO sketch comedy series about American history. It's being produced by Barack and Big Mike Obama.
Host 2
Is that right?
Brett
Yes.
Host 2
Pretty. Pretty good. Pretty good. Larry, we need you to be a little less acerbic in this one. You're playing Thomas Jefferson, and Big Mike is my slave. We're not going down that road, Larry.
Brett
One of the writers says the characters Larry is playing didn't change history. In fact, they were largely ignored by history. That's a good thing.
Host 2
Like most people who exist.
Brett
Justin Bieber released a surprise album today.
Host 2
Oh. So all this brooding.
Brett
And he'd been working on it, I guess, for a while. It's called swag.
Host 2
But everything he's been doing lately, like making people question whether or not he's physically and emotionally and mentally there has all been promotion.
Brett
And he wrote a check to what's Scooter Braun to get out of his. Finally release him from his record deal.
Host 2
I understand that.
Brett
So this album, they're saying it's more vulnerable and less polished.
Host 2
That's what I've been looking for.
Host 1
That's gonna suck.
Host 2
So's that show I'm doing with Barack.
Brett
Yeah, it's not bad.
Host 2
Pretty vulnerable as I describe my performance. He's very vulnerable. We're all vulnerable when Big Mike's in the room, because you never know when he's gonna smash your face into a pillow and go to work. Break down. Barry. Roll them. Drop trout, David. I had to take my pants off, though. Mrs. Obama's fairly upset. I want to watch that. I don't know what the Obamas and Larry David would produce together, but I'm curious. Yeah, it has me very curious. Well, I. Get over here. Thriller. You're alive.
Brett
Other than that. Oh, well, I mean, by producing two, it's that in that basically throwing in money.
Host 2
You throw in the money, and then you have final say on stuff. So, like, you're. You're behind the project, you know, touring.
Brett
All over right now. Million dollars.
Host 2
So Big Mike. Big Mike's got the podcast and telling everybody men stink. Going against it.
Brett
A little feedback from the Black Sabbath show that happened last weekend. Tony Iommi made a comment. Bill Ward evidently got up on the drums if it was Iron man or whatever, but he takes his shirt off.
Host 2
Ew.
Brett
And Tony says he looks like Gollum from the Lord of the Rings.
Host 2
Yeah. You don't want to see dudes in their 80s with their shirts off.
Brett
And he goes. The best thing is he. It's. It's what he's all about, Bill. He doesn't care.
Host 2
Yeah. But unless it's a skin cancer screening, let's just keep our shirts on after we're 75. What do you say?
Brett
And Ozzy teamed up with the chimpanzees to create five paintings. They're gonna sell them at an auction to raise money to save the chimps.
Host 2
And I saw them, and Ozzy's is the sixth best one.
Brett
It is.
Guest
I was trying to paint these chimpanzees, Brett. They're unbelievable. They're all little Picassos, little furry. I thought it was just a bunch of Italian women, to be honest. Just little, short, hairy people with paintbrushes. Turns out they were chimpanzees, Brady. And they paint incredibly well. I tried, but I couldn't keep up. They were amazing.
Brett
Right now they're at, well, one's 3,400 bucks.
Guest
One of the chimpanzees looked at me and actually said so much like Us. It was amazing. It was an unbelievable thing. I had a chimpanzee in my backyard looking at me. It was the Jane Goodall of chimpanzees. He was watching my family.
Brett
Ozzy and the Mist.
Host 2
I would watch that for months and just silverback gorillas just monitoring every move he makes. That would be great. All right, that's it. Thriller. What were you gonna say about that?
Caller
I was gonna say for them making a show I thought you're gonna do. Because of the size difference between Big Mike and Obama.
Host 2
Yeah.
Caller
They're different, apparently. Sorry. Barack and Big Mike.
Host 2
Yeah.
Caller
Go be a revamp of Webster.
Host 2
What with Larry David. Yeah. They adopt.
Caller
And Barack plays as Webster.
Host 2
Wait. Oh, I see. Yeah.
Brett
Okay.
Host 2
So Big Mike. Yes. Is the former offensive lineman for the Lions married to Susan Karas Papadopoulos. The Papadopoulos family. Yes. And they adopt Barack because the size difference you say is the same as.
Host 1
Larry Dave is going to be ma'.
Guest
Am.
Brett
Yeah.
Host 2
Who's the mom? Well, it's writer. It's an maybe. Yeah. Well, definitely between Big Mike. Well, yeah. Larry David is ma'. Am. All right. Well, that's an interesting concept. Need to adjust your meds there. It's 9:35. We've got the Guadalupe Squares coming up. We're gonna give away the Volbeat to a goat to one of the winners of the squares today. And then at the end, we're gonna do another because we've lost track of time. So the winner will get this. Maybe both of them. I don't know. Depends if they're good contestants. I'll leave that up to Brett.
Brett
All right, let's get one right. At least one, right?
Host 2
Yeah. If it's a good game, then everybody's going to win something. We'll let Brett decide. And otherwise, at the end, we'll just have people call in during Sean Night show. Sean, you may have some responsibilities you don't know about today. You want to play the squares 5, 8, 5 9, 800. That's what you do. We'll get a girl, we'll get a guy, and we'll play those squares next. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.
Brett
No membership fee.
Host 2
I've heard enough of this.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: Entertainment Drill - FRI - Larry David To Create New Sketch Show w/The Obamas Producing - Ozzy Teams w/5 Chimps To Create Art For Charity
Release Date: July 11, 2025
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, host John Holmberg, alongside his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, dives into a diverse range of entertaining and thought-provoking topics. Skipping the usual advertisements and intros, the hosts engage listeners with humorous anecdotes, celebrity trivia, and intriguing pop culture news.
Timestamp: [03:08]
The episode kicks off with an engaging segment on celebrities who made uncredited appearances before skyrocketing to fame. Bret Vesely presents a fascinating list, sparking a lively discussion among the hosts.
Kevin Costner: Mentioned by Host 2 as having played "the corpse on the slab" in the movie Night Shift ([03:14]). Host 2 corrects himself, recalling Costner's role in The Big Chill before settling back on Night Shift.
Lady Gaga: Brett highlights Lady Gaga’s unexpected role as a high schooler in a 2001 episode of The Sopranos ([03:28]), which surprises Host 2, leading to a humorous verification attempt via Google.
Sean Penn & Benicio del Toro: Both actors are noted for their early, uncredited roles—Sean Penn on Little House on the Prairie ([03:48]) and Benicio del Toro appearing in Madonna's 1987 music video for "La Isla Bonita" ([03:53]).
This segment not only entertains but also sheds light on the humble beginnings of now-famous actors, providing listeners with trivia that adds depth to their understanding of these celebrities’ careers.
Timestamp: [04:24]
The conversation shifts to Lily, a social media personality known for her philanthropic efforts. Initially criticized by the hosts for her perceived objectification of herself, Lily’s endeavors are revisited to showcase her positive impact.
Host 2 reminisces about Lily’s earlier defiance and her comments about not wanting to be objectified ([05:02]).
Brett explains Lily’s transition to "only philanthropy," where she leverages her platform to raise funds for causes like the Los Angeles fires by selling racy photos to support charity ([04:56]).
Host 2 reflects on the irony of her previous criticisms versus her current charitable actions, highlighting the complexities of social media personas and their evolution over time ([05:41]).
This discussion underscores the potential for public figures to redirect their influence towards meaningful causes, despite initial controversies.
Timestamp: [06:08]
A major highlight of the episode is the announcement of comedian Larry David's new HBO sketch comedy series, intriguingly produced by former President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama.
Brett shares the news: “Larry David will star in a new HBO sketch comedy series about American history. It's being produced by Barack and Big Mike Obama” ([06:08]).
Host 2 humorously responds, envisioning himself alongside Larry David in historical roles: “Larry, we need you to be a little less acerbic in this one. You're playing Thomas Jefferson, and Big Mike is my slave. We're not going down that road, Larry” ([06:21]).
The hosts delve into the creative premise, speculating on character dynamics and the show’s potential humor, while also poking fun at the involved parties’ persona blends ([07:27]).
Brett further elaborates that the writers aim to highlight overlooked historical characters, adding a unique twist to the traditional portrayal of American history ([06:33]).
This segment excites listeners with the unexpected collaboration between a renowned comedian and prominent political figures, hinting at a fresh and possibly edgy take on historical narrative through comedy.
Timestamp: [06:46]
Transitioning to the music industry, Bret updates listeners on Justin Bieber’s surprise album release.
Brett announces, “Justin Bieber released a surprise album today. And he'd been working on it, I guess, for a while. It's called Swag” ([06:46]).
Host 2 comments on Bieber’s recent media persona, questioning if his public behavior is mere promotion: “But everything he's been doing lately, like making people question whether or not he's physically and emotionally and mentally there has all been promotion” ([07:04]).
The hosts discuss the album's nature, with Swag touted as more vulnerable and less polished, aligning with Bieber’s attempt to showcase a different side of himself ([07:13]).
This discussion reflects on the interplay between an artist’s public image and their creative output, contemplating the authenticity behind promotional activities.
Timestamp: [08:16]
The conversation turns to classic rock, specifically Black Sabbath's recent performance.
Brett shares feedback from a Black Sabbath concert, highlighting Tony Iommi’s humorous comment comparing drummer Bill Ward to Gollum from The Lord of the Rings when Ward took his shirt off ([08:25]).
Host 2 reacts with amusement, suggesting that while it’s entertaining, it's a good idea to keep shirts on for health reasons as musicians age: “Unless it's a skin cancer screening, let's just keep our shirts on after we're 75” ([08:43]).
This lighthearted segment pays homage to aging rock icons, blending humor with a nod to their enduring presence in the music scene.
Timestamp: [08:59]
A particularly unique topic is Ozzy Osbourne's collaboration with chimpanzees to create art for charity.
Brett informs listeners, “Ozzy teamed up with the chimpanzees to create five paintings. They're gonna sell them at an auction to raise money to save the chimps” ([08:59]).
A guest elaborates on the endeavor, describing the chimps' unexpected artistic talents and the emotional connection formed during the process: “One of the chimpanzees looked at me and actually said so much like Us. It was amazing” ([09:37]).
Host 2 jokes about the concept, imagining long-term surveillance by silverback gorillas: “I would watch that for months and just silverback gorillas just monitoring every move he makes” ([09:26]).
This segment highlights a creative and heartwarming charity initiative, showcasing Ozzy’s commitment to animal welfare through unconventional means.
Timestamp: [10:05]
The show wraps up with interactive elements and listener participation.
A caller suggests a revamp of the classic TV show Webster, integrating Larry David and the Obamas, leading to humorous speculation about character dynamics and storyline absurdities ([10:05]).
Host 2 humorously acknowledges a bizarre concept involving adoption across diverse characters, adding to the comedic banter ([10:22]).
The hosts then shift to announcing the Guadalupe Squares game, where listeners have the chance to win prizes like a 'Volbeat to a goat' ([11:09]).
Brett and Host 2 discuss the logistics of the giveaway, emphasizing the lack of membership fees and encouraging participation ([11:13]).
This final segment fosters community engagement, offering listeners an opportunity to win prizes while maintaining the show’s lively and inclusive atmosphere.
Throughout the episode, Holmberg's Morning Sickness successfully navigates a variety of topics, from celebrity trivia and philanthropic efforts to groundbreaking TV show announcements and charitable art projects. The hosts’ chemistry and humor make for an engaging listening experience, offering both entertainment and insightful commentary. Whether discussing the unexpected talent of chimpanzee artists or the comedic potential of Larry David collaborating with the Obamas, the show ensures that listeners are both entertained and informed.
Notable Quotes:
“You’ve been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He’s evil sitting right here.” – Host 2 ([01:11])
“Larry David will star in a new HBO sketch comedy series about American history. It’s being produced by Barack and Big Mike Obama.” – Brett ([06:08])
“Justin Bieber released a surprise album today. It’s called Swag.” – Brett ([06:46])
“Ozzy teamed up with the chimpanzees to create five paintings. They’re gonna sell them at an auction to raise money to save the chimps.” – Brett ([08:59])
This episode exemplifies Holmberg's Morning Sickness flair for blending humor with topical discussions, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both laughs and engaging conversations.