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Brady
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Byron
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Brady
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Brady
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Byron
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Brady
All right, let's. Let's keep it moving. This guy makes an interesting couple interesting points here on earth. What would Brady do? First one was the guy says, john, I was at my in laws house for dinner a few days ago and they're the only people I know of who still watch the local news. Well, I do, but it's for the goofs. The what now? They got the goose. Okay, make sure I heard you right. That's your fault. The goof. Jackass. They have one on channel three now. They have that Holly Bach.
John
A goof.
Brady
Yeah, they got one of them on there. One of them goofs on there doesn't surf. So Hollybox doing the weather and then they've got a new one that looks just like her with dark hair. So they have evil Holly Bach and Holly. It's pretty fun to watch. Watching local news is they try to appeal to you with hot girls sometimes. It's fun. Channel 10's got a weather girl that won't be quiet. She's like 25 minute weather reports. They're way too in detail. She. I don't know her name, but she goes on and on and on and on. She's pretty. She's kind of a plain Jane girl next door type. But man, those like enough barometer. Nobody cares. Don't even bring it up. You know what a barometer is? Yeah, nobody does. Neither does she. What's the issue anyways? I forgot what channel, but they had a story about dudes going outside of their marriage with AI. Of course the hens had their own commentary at the dinner. I was at the end of the segment. One sportsman added in right before the commercial break. Well, maybe the wife should be working a little harder. And he wouldn't be chatting with the AI girlfriend in the first place. Hey, quit filming me. People filming me. I started laughing my ass off. My in laws just stared at me in disappointment. Yeah, you shouldn't say that in front of the in laws. And then this guy says, he says to Brady, he goes AI girl, this one's for you. D. Figgins. If he's right, Brady says he might be over 60. Let me tell you, at age 67 I keep living that lie. Ignore that nag and play pretend with AI. Do you really want a 60 year old to be sexual with you in the first place? It's a good point. You might be winning the battle twice there that the your 60 year old wife is not interested anymore. Most people would say congratulations, good for you. It's time now for the entertainment. Well, I hit the wrong button again. It's time for the entertainment drills. Brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com that's the home of tactical black self defense training. And of course you can get involved in that right now. I've told you about summer plan summer trips. Just got an email from a guy that said he was up there in San Francisco and dude took a swing at him. We had a nice hearty laugh. Oh yeah. Brady just made a. He tried not to say it out loud but he did a very homosexual slap like motion.
John
San Fran.
Brady
Somebody takes a swing at you in San Francisco. How much can that.
John
No threat.
Brady
None. That's right. Brady's just bas. He makes the claim that he could kick anyone in San Francisco's ass at any given time.
D. Figgins
I've been there.
Brady
Corks are for queers. We used that at the dinner on Friday too. And Brady ordered himself a bottle of wine. I'll have a glass of wine cuz I'm a classy individual that got a cork in it. Screw top only quirks are for queers. So. Right. Yes. Weak individual got swung on in San Francisco. You were asking for it. But you never know. He's out of town. You start traveling all over the place. You're in unfamiliar settings. You might find yourself in a spot you shouldn't be in. At least you should have something in your back pocket to go, well, I've done this to myself. Now how do I get out of it? And if anything bad goes on, can I defend the people around me that I love or, you know, care about? They'll teach all that stuff how to de escalate situations like you know, say the bleach or a gasoline guy. And they'll also teach you how to defend yourself in case things go sideways. You're going to get slap. Yeah, we'll do gay slaps on when I go in there next time I need defense. We have not once. Most of the time I'm defending against a guy who can punch. I've not been hit by gay slaps. There you go. That might really hurt. One of them bears open hand slapped and the next thing you know you're dizzy. Look, I don't want any part of that. And they do a lot of you know what? Laugh at the gays all you want. Prada, you homophobe. The things they do for fun sound like the most painful things in the world to me. And they're doing it for kicks. That dude taking a swing in San Francisco, if he'd have connected and put you down for a little while, God knows what goes on in Brady's. All the gays in San Francisco are an easy mark for me now. I don't believe that to be true. I think there's a few gays out there and make you feel some pain and they like it. We've seen Brett's video. Some of these dudes are into some stuff. They can handle a punch, you know. Anyway, can you learn how to to defend yourself and get in great shape doing it? Two months, 199 bucks. That is an amazing deal for personal training and get right on top of that. Plus you can do like one on one training as well. If you're like me and you want to go one on one with the trainers, it's a blast and you will learn so much about yourself right away. React defense.com it's the home tactical black Brady entertainment.
John
Jelly Roll got into a confrontation with Logan Paul and WWE Smackdown Friday night. It was real and now it's going to be Jelly Roll and Randy Orton versus Logan Paul and Drew McIntyre at SummerSlam next month.
Brady
Okay, I will say this about Logan Paul. The dude was Made for this. A, he's an antagonist. B, he's great at it. C, he's an insane athlete. He is great at pro wrestling. And I don't know what side they've got him on. Heel or hero. I haven't watched, but the little clips I've seen sounds kind of like heel right now. I watched him and another guy across the ring from each other stand on the top ropes, each of them, and leap off and meet each other in the middle of the ring, in the air. It was one of the most remarkable athletic feats I've ever seen. Rey Mysterio used to be one of them. Like, you think this is fake? Go try that. Dude was doing, like, spin moves and triple jumps and all this stuff. Like, they're athletes. Logan Paul fits that. His brother's still a dick, and he might be, too, but, man, if there's anybody that's ever been the next Hulk Hogan, it might be him.
John
In the new Disney plus series Light and Magic, there's a Star wars documentary. Ahmed Best. He's the goo. The voiced. Jar Jar Binks.
Brady
Oh, boy.
John
He said he, the devil almost jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge after things went down playing it. He was. He got so much hate feedback.
Brady
Who found out it was. Oh, the nerds would have. Yeah, yeah. They watched the credits. That's true. John Gordon was making threatening phone calls to him. We have audio of that guy in San Francisco getting slapped here. Getting his fire goes.
Brett
There's a slap for you. Slap, slap, slap.
Brady
Oh, man, this is getting.
Brett
I'm going slap happy. That's it. I'm gonna slap you.
Brady
Oh, no.
Brett
Slap you. I slap you. I slap, slap, slap you. I slap and you slap and you silly. Cause you disrespected me.
Brady
Oh, my God, Brady, you were right. See, he got out of.
Brett
There's a slap for you.
Brady
Thought you could play the other one after that. That's what I thought, too. Yeah. Oh, that's a good idea. That's a great idea. Let's try that AC93 3.
Brett
That's it. I'm going to slap you.
Brady
We got a new one. Yes. 93 3. Brady hates it because he thinks we're gonna get in trouble now. That's good stuff. That is good stuff. But you're not laughing out loud. No, no. He doesn't want to get caught in. That's one of my favorite episodes of south park ever.
Brett
That's it. I'm gonna slap you. I slap you. I slap you. I slap, slap, slap you.
Brady
933.
Brett
Disrespected me.
Brady
I'm getting good at it. I'm hitting a lot of buttons over here.
John
Mix Master dj.
Brady
I'm like Diplo over. Well, yeah, I won't say what popped.
D. Figgins
Into my head there.
John
Our buddy John Gordon's head's going to explode on Sunday.
Brady
Oh, that's right. He's out of town, isn't he?
John
Comic Con.
Brady
Going to the Comic Con, Diego.
John
And George Lucas is showing up on Sunday.
Brady
Oh, boy. Doesn't mean he's gonna get to meet him, but, yes, it does. He meets everybody. That's true. How about this one? Walker told me I had aids.
Brett
Too far.
Brady
Never. For my own sake. I gotta hear that one again. I enjoyed that. Oh, Walker told me I had all day. Z93.3. Thank you. Indulge me. The show's been over for eight minutes. We can do it. Yeah. Trying to see if there's anything else in here. Oh, here's one. This is a great one. You guys are gonna love this. Ready? Ready, Brett? Okay, here we go. Here we go. AC93.3. I'll eat your ass. Let's get out of here. God damn it.
Byron
You guys just gave me a comedic orgasm.
Brady
Oh, my God. I want to do this for hours now. All right, we'll just spend the whole day tomorrow making up stuff. That's enough. I'm sorry. And thank you to William Lean Weber for giving me the slap idea. Because he said, remember the south park slap episode? I remember I had those clips, so that turned into a. I'm not gonna do it anymore. We're done. That's it.
John
Hang in there, D. Figgins.
Brady
That's it, D. Figgins. Good luck to you. The rest of you have a great day. We'll see you tomorrow. Oh, Shan, man's in today for Larry, so be nice to Shannon, Right? All right, we're done. So long. It's out of control now.
John
Can you PD.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 07-14-25 - Entertainment Drill - MON - Emailer Got Swung At In San Fran Sparking New Sister Station Promo Ideas - Logan Paul To Face Jellyroll At WWE Summerslam Release Date: July 14, 2025 Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS), host John Holmberg, along with his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, navigate through a blend of humor, current events, and pop culture discussions. The episode delves into local news quirks, personal anecdotes from listeners, and entertainment updates, all delivered with the show's characteristic mix of humor and candid conversation.
Brady Bogen kicks off the discussion by sharing an amusing anecdote about a listener's experience with local news:
“The guy says to Brady, he goes AI girl, this one's for you.” [03:38]
Brady humorously critiques the local news’ attempt to attract viewers:
“Channel 10's got a weather girl that won't be quiet. She's like 25-minute weather reports. They're way too in detail.” [01:50]
He further adds his disdain for overly detailed weather segments:
“Nobody cares. Don't even bring it up. You know what a barometer is? Yeah, nobody does.” [02:20]
John Holmberg echoes similar sentiments, emphasizing the redundancy and lack of engagement in such segments.
Brady shares a listener's story about attending dinner at his in-laws' house, where local news became a topic of humorous tension:
“He starts laughing my ass off. My in-laws just stared at me in disappointment.” [03:10]
The listener recounts an incident where he was swung at in San Francisco, sparking a lively discussion about self-defense and personal safety while traveling:
“Weak individual got swung on in San Francisco. You were asking for it.” [04:29]
Brady responds with his take on self-defense training:
“You might be winning the battle twice there that your 60-year-old wife is not interested anymore.” [04:50]
This leads to a promotion for React Defense, highlighting their self-defense training programs:
“Learn how to defend yourself and get in great shape doing it? Two months, 199 bucks. That is an amazing deal for personal training...” [05:30]
The segment pivots to an Entertainment Drill, featuring a humorous reenactment inspired by the South Park slap episode. The hosts engage in playful banter, mimicking characters slapping each other in frustration over incoming prank calls and humorous stories.
“There's a slap for you. Slap, slap, slap.” [08:22]
“Slap you. I slap you. I slap, slap, slap you.” [08:24]
Brady reflects on the segment's success:
“That's good stuff. That is good stuff. But you're not laughing out loud.” [08:46]
The segment concludes with playful threats of slapping, maintaining the light-hearted and comedic tone.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the recent confrontation between Logan Paul and Jellyroll in WWE Smackdown, leading up to their upcoming match at WWE SummerSlam.
John Holmberg breaks the news:
“Jelly Roll and Randy Orton versus Logan Paul and Drew McIntyre at SummerSlam next month.” [06:36]
Brady provides an enthusiastic analysis of Logan Paul's suitability for professional wrestling:
“The dude was Made for this. A, he's an antagonist. B, he's great at it. C, he's an insane athlete. He is great at pro wrestling.” [06:50]
He continues to praise Logan Paul's athleticism and potential in the wrestling world:
“Logan Paul fits that. His brother's still a dick, and he might be, too, but, man, if there's anybody that's ever been the next Hulk Hogan, it might be him.” [07:35]
The hosts touch upon the new Disney Plus series "Light and Magic", featuring a documentary on Ahmed Best, the voice behind Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars.
John Holmberg references Best's struggles with hate and personal challenges:
“He said he, the devil almost jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge after things went down playing it. He was. He got so much hate feedback.” [07:48]
Brady comments on the situation with empathy and an understanding of fan reactions:
“They watched the credits. That's true. John Gordon was making threatening phone calls to him.” [07:59]
This segment highlights the often harsh reception actors can receive from fanbases, emphasizing the personal toll it can take.
Throughout the episode, there are strategic promotions for MMP Guns.com and Tombstone Tactical, seamlessly integrated into the conversation.
Brady and Byron discuss the extensive product range and reliable service of MMP Guns.com:
“Mmpguns.com has over 400,000 products for sale daily...If the firearm you want is legal in your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up.” [00:25]
Byron promotes Tombstone Tactical's July sales:
“Get unbeatable deals on Daniel Defense and Smith and Wesson firearms. From premium rifles to reliable pistols. It's the perfect time to upgrade your gear...” [00:42]
These promotions are presented in a conversational manner, ensuring they complement the episode's flow without being intrusive.
The episode is peppered with humor and playful interactions among the hosts. Whether it's Brady mocking weather segments, engaging in slap reenactments, or sharing funny listener stories, the camaraderie among the hosts keeps the atmosphere lively and entertaining.
“I'm getting good at it. I'm hitting a lot of buttons over here.” [09:39]
“Can you PD.” [11:55]
These light-hearted exchanges exemplify the show's ability to blend humor with discussions on various topics seamlessly.
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness successfully balances humor, listener engagement, and timely entertainment news. From dissecting the quirks of local news to discussing high-profile WWE matches and addressing personal safety through self-defense training, the hosts deliver a dynamic and engaging broadcast. Notable segments include the Entertainment Drill, the in-depth analysis of Logan Paul's wrestling prospects, and the heartfelt look at Ahmed Best's experiences. Whether you're a regular listener or tuning in for the first time, this episode offers a comprehensive and entertaining overview of current events and pop culture happenings.
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This detailed summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, providing insight into the hosts' discussions and the entertainment value offered to the listeners. Whether it's engaging in humorous critiques of local news or delving into the world of professional wrestling, Holmberg's Morning Sickness delivers content that's both entertaining and thought-provoking.