07-14-25 - Fire On N Rim Of Canyon Reminds Us There's A N Rim - Dinosaur Bones Found Beneath Dino Museum In Denver - John Watched Worst Episode Of Evil Lives Here On Mother Suzanne Knorr - Connor McGregor Can't Stop Sending Dick Pics

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (07-14-25)

Release Date: July 14, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Station: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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1. Fire on the North Rim of the Grand Canyon

Timestamp: 03:04 – 08:15

John Holmberg and Brady Bogen kick off the episode by discussing the recent wildfire engulfing the North Rim of the Grand Canyon. John expresses his frustration with the fire's misleading name, initially mistaking "Dragon Bravo" for a benign blaze due to its "cool" moniker.

• John Grant: “I don't like when they name fires Cool, because I'm like, yeah, cool, but it's not.” (03:04)

Brady adds insights about the multiple resorts around the Grand Canyon and the historical significance of structures like the El Tovar Lodge, leading to their lament over the destruction of 80 structures.

• Brady Bogen: “They have the most glorious thing you've ever seen in your life.” (07:20)

John speculates humorously about the resilience of the Grand Canyon, suggesting its vastness might make it impervious to being "burned down to hold."

• John Grant: “It's big enough that it can’t burn down to hold.” (08:15)

The hosts collectively agree that the fire serves as a stark reminder of the natural forces at play and the importance of preserving iconic landmarks.

2. Dinosaur Bones Discovered Beneath Denver’s Dinosaur Museum

Timestamp: 08:32 – 13:09

The conversation shifts to a bizarre news story about dinosaur bones allegedly found beneath the parking lot of Denver's Dinosaur Museum. John is skeptical about the authenticity of the discovery, questioning how such significant finds could go unnoticed during museum construction.

• John Grant: “It's the biggest scam I've ever seen in my life.” (09:55)

Brady humorously compares the situation to hiding significant artifacts during construction, suggesting the museum staff might have deliberately concealed the bones to fabricate a "new discovery" for publicity.

• Brady Bogen: “They’d have found those before. And, of course, they’re like the most unusual dinosaur discovery ever right here at the museum.” (10:51)

John criticizes the museum for poor oversight, implying negligence in handling archaeological finds.

• John Grant: “It just tells me you weren't very good at your job when you built a museum.” (11:23)

The hosts debate the plausibility of the story, ultimately dismissing it as a marketing ploy linked to the upcoming "Jurassic Park" movie release.

• John Grant: “Dinosaur bone just tells me you weren't very good at your job when you built a museum.” (11:38)

3. Reviewing the Worst Episode of "Evil Lives Here" – Mother Suzanne Knorr

Timestamp: 13:09 – 22:55

John Holmberg delves into his recent viewing of the horror documentary series "Evil Lives Here," focusing on an especially disturbing episode about Mother Suzanne Knorr. The episode recounts the horrifying abuse Suzanne inflicted on her four children, including prolonged periods of physical torture and emotional manipulation.

• John Grant: “She had the daughter, Susan, handcuffed to the base of the table for years and would feed her here and there, nothing big.” (14:31)

Brady and John discuss the lack of intervention from child protective services, highlighting the systemic failures that allowed Suzanne's abuse to continue unchecked.

• Brady Bogen: “She survived a gut shot and still demanded to stay with her family.” (14:32)

John recounts the tragic culmination of Suzanne's abuse, detailing how she ultimately shoots and attempts to dispose of her daughters' bodies, further illustrating her relentless cruelty.

• John Grant: “She goes, I wanna leave. And she goes, I wanna leave. And she goes, All right, we gotta take that bullet out.” (16:28)

The hosts express their horror and frustration at the portrayal of Suzanne's manipulative tactics to maintain control over her children, emphasizing the psychological trauma endured by the victims.

• Brady Bogen: “Think about poor Susan Knorr, whose mother was just as normal as keeping up appearances while she shot her daughter in the belly.” (20:10)

John criticizes the normalization of such horrific behavior in media portrayals and underscores the importance of awareness and intervention in similar real-life situations.

4. Connor McGregor's Controversial Behavior

Timestamp: 35:18 – 48:58

The discussion shifts to the infamous UFC fighter Conor McGregor, focusing on his recent scandal involving unsolicited explicit photos ("dick pics") sent to women, including rapper Iggy Azalea.

• John Grant: “Connor McGregor can't stop sending dick pics to people. And a lady called him out. She's a rapper named Azalea Banks.” (35:45)

John and Brady humorously critique McGregor's actions, dissecting Azalea Banks' confrontation and mocking the absurdity of the situation.

• Brady Bogen: “He sending his pick his dick pics. She posted and called him out.” (36:05)

John employs satire to highlight the inappropriateness of McGregor's behavior, intertwining jokes about sunscreen and racial stereotypes to emphasize the ridiculousness.

• John Grant: “He shouldn't be sending his white dick to you. But you can't get mad at him that it's white. That's racist.” (37:12)

The hosts further mock McGregor's persona, discussing his "Notorious" nickname and questioning his fidelity and commitment in relationships, all while maintaining a comedic tone.

• John Grant: “When I come home, I'm giving great details of what I in Miami on the boat. You take another 20 years of your life to figure out what you want, Connor.” (44:25)

Their banter underscores a blend of humor and critique, reflecting on celebrity culture and personal boundaries.

5. Nostalgia for Classic All-Star Baseball Games

Timestamp: 26:04 – 34:25

John reminisces about the golden era of All-Star Baseball games, particularly highlighting memorable moments from the 1970 All-Star Game, including iconic plays by Dave Parker and Gary Carter.

• John Grant: “What a play by Carter. That's racism to say. What a play by Carter.” (27:39)

He contrasts these past moments with the current state of All-Star games, lamenting the lack of excitement and the reluctance of modern players to participate due to lucrative contracts.

• John Grant: “It's a useless game. Baseball's used to be my love.” (34:13)

Brady nods in agreement, suggesting the need for revitalization in such events to recapture their former glory.

• Brady Bogen: “Baseball needs an enema for this game. It needs something good to happen.” (33:23)

Their dialogue reflects a deep appreciation for baseball history and a critical view of contemporary sports culture.

6. Community Interactions and Personal Anecdotes

Timestamp: 51:06 – 63:35

Towards the episode's conclusion, the hosts share personal stories about interactions at local bars and driving experiences involving acquaintances with troubled backgrounds. Brady recounts driving a friend’s son across the country, highlighting the naivety and lack of questions asked during the trip.

• John Grant: “You don't ask any questions, though, why this kid didn't have another friend that he could road trip with.” (56:23)

Byron interjects with humorous remarks about Brady's enthusiasm for the Akron Zips, tying it back to the earlier Grand Canyon discussion.

• Byron: “I just looked it up because I had no idea either the names derived from zippers.” (52:24)

John and Brady continue sharing tales of past responsibilities and the consequences of blind trust, all delivered with their signature humor and candidness.

7. Musical Tastes and Light-Hearted Banter

Timestamp: 62:08 – 64:18

The episode concludes with the hosts discussing their favorite music bands, touching on genres like metal and alternative, and sharing playful jabs about each other's musical preferences.

• John Grant: “Static X, Bled for Days, Disguise, Planning a Vacation with his wife Gabby Patino.” (62:11)

They wrap up with light-hearted commentary on meal-sharing antics, reinforcing the episode's blend of serious topics and comedic relief.

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Notable Quotes

• John Grant: “She was the one that she tortured. So this girl's just getting beaten regularly.” (15:17)

• Brady Bogen: “Don’t be a Brady. Don’t be a Brady.” (22:55)

• John Grant: “This has a gamey flavor. But what is this? A giant. Like a buffalo wing?” (25:23)

• John Grant: “It's the most racist video I've ever won.” (27:52)

• John Grant: “Loyalty is not on her mind either.” (39:40)

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Conclusion

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, John Holmberg and his co-hosts navigate through a mix of serious news topics and darkly humorous personal anecdotes. From the devastation of a Grand Canyon wildfire and dubious dinosaur bone discoveries to unsettling true crime stories and celebrity controversies, the hosts provide a comprehensive and engaging discussion. Their ability to interweave humor with critical analysis offers listeners both entertainment and insightful commentary on current events and societal issues.

Tune in to Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10 AM or visit www.98kupd.com for more updates.

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[John Grant]

There we go. Still funny. I didn't know. Missed it all weekend. It's 6. 43 here in the morning sickness and we're off and running. I've got. Just reading about. We all just debated this, not knowing what was what. The Grand Canyon has a fire. Got a cool name too. I don't like when they name fires Cool, because I'm like, yeah, cool, but it's not. It's the Dragon Bravo. Fire wasn't Dragon Bravo, like what Greg called himself in the Brady Bunch for a little while. I'm Dragon Bravo. But it's. It's wrecking a bunch of stuff. But I don't know any of the stuff because they kept saying it was like, oh, it destroyed lodges on the North Rim. And I'm like, oh, that's not the good one. And then they showed a picture. I'm like, wait a minute, is that the good one? And so I had to do Dumb Guy re, like the research of a dumb person. And I had to search, which is great. What was the hotel featured in the movie Vacation at the Grand Canyon? And it was the El Tovar. That one so far, not on fire. And I don't know which is the North Rim.

[Brady]

I realize there's like four resorts.

[John Grant]

Yeah, there's a bunch of them. I don't know, like. Because I think to myself, the North Rim is where? The south side.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Grant]

You know, I figured the North Rim would be way over across the Grand Canyon. I'm looking north, I think when I'm at the North Rim, I don't know where I am. So I've only been there a couple times. And it's the. I didn't know there were other Grand Canyon entrances until like 10 years ago. Yeah, I always thought it was just that one you took Williams. Just go into the one right off the wind. You just go up Flagstaff, turn left at Flag. I used the Bugs Bunny direction. Make a left at Flagstaff and then a right towards Williams. And then just follow that up. And then there's Flintstone place. Remember that? Yep. You go by the Flintstones and you're getting close, and then suddenly you're just stopping in the woods. You're like, what's going on? Like, this is the entrance. I'm like, oh. Like 10ft from that entrance is the most glorious thing you've ever seen in your life. And Then there's a resort. The resort, I believe, is El Tova. That's the one that I thought everyone went to. I thought that was the. That might be, like, the easy one. And then evidently, there's like, a bunch of them. And I know the Indians have that death. That death. Still convinced that that thing is. Although I hand it to them, if I was Native American and I had white people standing on a. On a diving board over the Grand Canyon, I'd have dumped a bunch of. I'd have loaded that thing up with crackers and dropped it. Oh, no. Tragedy. Ah, I can't believe it. Anyway, we'll rebuild. I thought for sure the Indians were building that there. No way. I tip my cap to him like, nice job, Indians. No way I'm walking out on your glass diving board. But the views. No, no, no, no. I can see most of this just fine from here. But you can't go out and hover over it. No, and I'm not going to. Cause I believe that you guys have a right to build something that's about to break if too many crackers are on it. Maybe that's just not happened yet. Maybe they have a guy with a button just waiting to hit the trapdoor, but it keeps getting screwed up by foreigners. And like Native Americans that won't get off. Well, please. On a Native American. If you ever hear that announcement on that. All the Native Americans, please step off of the platform. They're about to hit the button and drop us. I'm. I'm. I'm proud of you. Might have been more bitter. I'd have been meaner. You build a platform for the. And all you're doing is taking, like eight or nine bucks a pop. Have people go walk out there. I get through 400 crackers in one hit. I'm taking it. Oh, and I have Bee Gees in the background. Tragedy. Oh, it's a shame. What a shame. We lost so many people. All of them white. Uh. Oh. Oh, poor Europeans in the dirt. Oh, well. But they didn't. I gotta hand it to them. They've been very patient with their comeback. Just tourism and casinos and. Damn it all. I'll walk you to your car. So I don't know which lodge burned down at the Grand Canyon, but I'm. I realized that I'm kind of a Grand Canyon snob. I've only been to the one.

[Brady]

I didn't even pay one of the originals.

[John Grant]

I think they're all originals, aren't they?

[Brady]

I know. I mean, they're all built in the 20s and then they redid it in the 30s.

[John Grant]

I don't think there's any new ones. There's nothing that's been built there. And they like stopped all buildings. I don't think they can just put.

[Brady]

Up a new refresh where that have a super high. When the rim was. I thought they put up.

[John Grant]

Oh, I'm sure that they maybe.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[John Grant]

I don't think they've done any new stuff or. I mean, come on. Hilton owns the toar. They wouldn't have built their own structure. You don't think somebody would have gone in there if you were allowed to build and put some monstrosity on that's it's aching for that.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Grant]

And developers would absolutely ruin the glory if the Grand Canyon was some cliff beds. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, that'd be great. Anyway, Grand Canyon's on fire. I bet it's okay. It's a good thing about the canyon being on fire. Just adds more color. It's big enough that if it can't burn down to hold.

[Brady]

They were talking about on the news, national news about that fire. Then there's one in Texas that was a fire. NATO.

[John Grant]

Those are.

[Brady]

Took out a malt. A big complex.

[John Grant]

They get so hot.

[Brady]

They show a picture of it.

[John Grant]

Oh my. That's so cool. They had that in California.

[Brady]

Those fires.

[John Grant]

Oh man. Anyway, so if you had plans on going to the Grand Canyon the next couple days, probably not a good idea. Unless you're staying at the Tovar. Yeah. They said it's destroyed 80 structures. I didn't know there were 80 structures at the Grand Canyon. I just saw the hole in the ground. I didn't even know that they'd been building up that much.

[Brady]

A lot of crappers.

[John Grant]

A lot of stuff going on up there. I didn't realize. Realized. And then I saw a thing where. And this is still going on. That's one thing that'll be revealed by this fire. There'll be new stuff. When they go down and investigate, they'll find like dinosaur bones and things like that. There's a canyon just loaded with it. Like if you go top to bottom of the canyon, it's just like a. It's like a printout of Earth history. Like you can see the different eras as you look at it. It's so neat. But they found. This is the biggest scam I've ever seen in my life. Evidently there's a bones museum in and Denver's pretty big. The Rocky Mountains are pretty big for finding like Dinosaur bones and stuff like that. So listen to this bull that I just got sold on the news late last night in Denver. They found dinosaur bones under the parking lot of the dinosaur museum. And I'm like, that just happened when you guys were moving in. They would have noticed that. But that just tells me that the museum has had. There's. Nobody's been there for a while. Well, yeah, right. So they're like, we found new bones. Where? In the parking lot. Like, no, you didn't, you jackasses. You quit it. Quit trying to make us think that you did new stuff. They evidently were redoing the parking lot and they found a bunch of bones. Pretty shallow. No, you'd have been. But yeah. What are you digging, a parking garage? They'd have found those before. And of course, they're like the most unusual dinosaur discovery ever right here at the museum. You guys wouldn't notice that. That just tells me the construction crew building the dinosaur museum didn't pay. Like, my dad used to tell me that all the time they'd find bones and Indian artifacts, and they never reported it because it would slow the job down. They actually. That's the story while building the dinosaur museum, they found dinosaur bones and looked at each other and went, nope. And just poured asphalt over. Let them figure it out when they redo the parking lot.

[Brady]

We're going to finish our contract.

[John Grant]

Yeah, well, we'll get done with this. Nobody's going to know they found bone fragments and stuff in the thing. It's just basically like. Like they're winning the lottery and getting struck by lightning on the same day. No one could predict this little square foot of land where we started drilling would actually contain dinosaur bones. Why you built a dinosaur museum there because you found so many dinosaur bones in the area. It makes tons of sense. We're raising our prices. Come on in and see the new parking lot. Dinosaur bone just tells me you weren't very good at your job when you built a museum.

[Brady]

Maybe since it's not in the museum, we'll go ahead and auction it off like they did over the weekend on that one velociraptor thing for $6 million.

[John Grant]

I haven't even heard of.

[Brady]

Looked just like that.

[John Grant]

Yeah, yeah. They make.

[Brady]

You can buy that Mars meteorite.

[John Grant]

I saw that. That's kind of cool. They're always selling something. It's like if they. When they redo Chase park, if they find Babe Ruth's jersey or something, like, oh, evidently one of the workers hit it. Like, no, they didn't you're just looking for something to sell. We know for a fact in the new Yankee Stadium that a dude put a. I think it was a Mo Von jersey in the walls of Yankee Stadium when they were building. Was pretty funny.

[Byron]

Oh, Von. They couldn't.

[John Grant]

Well, you know, it was what they had. It was. The dude was just a worker. Yeah. He didn't have, like, an authentic one. Where they put a real Red Sox jersey is inside the concrete of Yankee Stadium to constantly haunt them. It's not working, but maybe it is. I don't know. They got a bunch of championships when they built Yankee Stadium. The Red Sox went on a tear, so maybe it did work. I don't know. But, yeah, they didn't find any dinosaur bumps at the dinosaur museum. They were inside. Somebody dropped them. Over time, they sucked into the parking lot, and they just. They. They just recovered what they'd already lost. Kind of like Columbus. Columbus found land that somebody else was using, and he said it was. He discovered it. No, you didn't. Dinosaur museum. You drop some bones, you lost them. You're pretending like it was a new find. So people are interested. Nobody's going to your museum.

[Byron]

This story just come up because of the Jurassic park movie coming out.

[John Grant]

There's the other thing. There's the other part. Yeah, that's probably it, too. Dinosaurs are in the news, so they had to get big liars. I watched something this weekend, by the way, that is. I watch a lot of. Like I tell you, I watch a lot of those murder shows. The most horrifying evil lives Here episode of all time is that of Suzanne Knorr, a little girl who was murdered back in, like, 1983. Her mom, they had four kids. It's insane to think that this was actually happening. She had her kids so afraid of her. She had the daughter, Susan, a handcuff to the base of the table for years and would feed her here and there, nothing big. And then just beat the tar out of her. So years go by. Susan finally escapes, runs to child protective services and says, this is terrible. What's going on in my house. Goes back to the house with the child protective services. They interview the kids with the mom in the room. And they're scared to death to say anything. So they don't say anything. I'm like, susan, your tall tale. And they left. And she shot her in the stomach and left her laying there. She lived. So she shoots her. And then. And then, you know, her brother was told to go handcuff her to the bottom of that giant Table again. So for a while, another few months, I guess. I don't remember, like beating the tar of the other ones handcuffed to the bottom of the table.

[Brady]

She survived the gut shot?

[John Grant]

Yeah, survived a gut shot. And then she said, that's the. Said, I'm out. A couple years later, I'm out, I'm not dealing with this anymore. She goes, oh, you're gonna leave me? She goes, I swear to you, I won't tell. Just let me go, stop torturing me. She was the one that she tortured. The other kids were scared, but she was basically. So this girl's just getting beaten regularly. All this. This mom was nuts and talked the other kids into watching and not stopping it. So they were accomplishing. So she goes, you wanna leave? And she goes, I wanna leave. And she goes, all right, we gotta take that bullet out. So don't you wandering around with that evidence in your stomach. He's like, I don't know what you're talking about. So knocks her out, cuts her open in the kitchen, digs around, pulls the bullet out, sews her back up, pours some alcohol on it, and all the family's sitting in there watching.

[Byron]

Was his first blood just dig the.

[John Grant]

Bullet out of him. Exactly. I think she'd watch that. Oh man. So then she tells the like, the brothers are out, they leave. They're like, this is insanity. But they don't know what to do because they believe their mom is like, kill her, she'll kill us. And they're scared to death and they've been raised in this environment. So evidently Susan dies from all this. And they're like, we need to go get. She wants out, go through a room and grab her stuff, pack it up and let's go. And so the brothers go pack up the room as they're commanded, go back to the car, open the trunk, there's Susan. She's like, oh. He said, and the dude telling the story is the brother. And he goes, I didn't check to see if she was alive. That's the first time I'd seen her since the operation. I put all her stuff in the trunk, we shut the door, mom drives around out, pulls a gun on the boys and says, all right, take it out there and pour gasoline on everything. And so they take the body and they take all of her stuff and they're pouring gasoline all over her stuff. And he said, I intentionally didn't pour it on Susan, cuz I didn't know if she was alive yet or dead. Stillness. Hear the words, you Say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98, can you PD?

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[John Grant]

Holmberg's morning sickness. And the mom puts the gun up against the back of her face. She goes, I said, poor gas on everything. Pours the gas on her sister, lights the match. Boom. And he goes, I'm pretty sure she was dead. I said, I was under the impression she was dead, so I didn't feel like I was burning my sister alive. And then the mom goes, you did this. So if anybody says anything, you just burned your sister's body. So better you're on. Better not talking. And the one guy goes home, and he goes, I can't do this anymore. I'm leaving. He moved in with a friend. His brother comes to his house, says, mom wants to talk to you. Got something bad going on at home. Let's talk to him. He's like, fine. Goes home and just so he could watch mom beat his other sister and then stuff her in a closet and starve her and said, we gotta get her out of here. And he makes the kid bury his other sister on the side of the road. This dude didn't say a word. I'm like, this is the worst TV show I've ever seen. Just shoving popcorn in my mouth, going, wow. If you're complaining about your parents at all, just be grateful you didn't have this. And then the brothers went to jail for a little while when everything was all said and done because they were accomplices. And the one guy got five years probation, had to do mandatory therapy, obviously, but the mom's still alive and she's in jail and stuff. It was the most unbelievable. Like some of those.

[Brady]

When was this happening? In the 80s?

[John Grant]

Yeah. 80s. Yeah. It's insane. Incredible. And no one noticed. And she offed the kids. I guess she was like homeschooling or something.

[Brady]

And what was the moment? Going to the mom's background like what?

[John Grant]

Just a banana. Just lost it somewhere along the line.

[Brady]

Wasn't abused by her parents.

[John Grant]

Yeah, it says, yeah, she stood up to her abusive mother, which led her to run away from the residence and then get shot in the stomach. And her mom's name was Teresa, but she was handcuffed under the table for years and she was restrained. Gave a couple opportunities to remove a cloth. Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, she was under the table. She had a cloth in her mouth the whole time. For years. Can you imagine? No. Yeah. It's at your house. Like, you walk into your house and one of the kids is just handcuffed to the bottom of a giant oak table with a towel in its mouth and it just lives there. That's just normal what goes on. And all I could think of is, and you still want to have potlucks at work. That's all I'm saying. Like, people still want potluck. You don't know what's going on. Teresa would pop into work, hey, everybody, what's going on? Meanwh. One of her daughters is dead in a closet and the other one's handcuffed to the bottom of the table. I made a seven layer dip for everybody for the potlucks. Nobody knows. Stop. Potlucks all the way around. Ever you think about a potluck Brady. Or community food Brady. Think about poor Susan Knorr, whose mother was just as normal as can be, keeping up appearances while she shot her daughter in the belly and carved it out in the kitchen and then brought in like, you know, some sort of marshmallow treat the next morning. Come on.

[Brady]

Did she work anywhere?

[John Grant]

Yeah, she had a job. I don't remember where, but she had a gig. Yeah, she was totally. Yeah. Potlucks, Brady, potlucks. All I think about when she didn't participate every one of these shows is, oh, she participated. They're the ones that participate the most to look the most normal. Because God forbid anybody said, what's the matter, Teresa? You don't want anybody to look in your kitchen? Nope. She brought food to the potluck. I watch these murder shows and the first thing they try to do is assimilate to normalcy at work and anything else. Cause they don't want anybody looking at them. Same with hoarders. Hoarders do the exact same thing. They somehow or another still are clean when they leave the house. I've seen so many hoarder episodes where the kids haven't been in the house in years. But she'll go over to their house. And she looks totally fine. Clean. But that's cause she'll go to the local gas station and scrub up in the sink. Pops by with her clothes clean. She's going to Laundromats because she can't find her own. She shows up with a casserole made of cat fur. Yuck. Potlucks must be stopped. Thanks to the ID channel. Every day I watch that stupid channel. I've not seen a rerun. That's how much this is going on. It's a full network. I've never once watched a rerun. I've never gone, oh, I've seen this one either. Out of ideas? Nope. Murders are constant.

[Brady]

Here's a new one.

[John Grant]

Disturbing ones. There was one where the lady kept her kids in the closet for 13 years and they had to share a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every day. That was it. And then one of them would be like, I'm eating this. All this is mine today. You get one tomorrow. And then they scrap over food. And then they had to separate from closets and only one would get a sandwich. It was crazy. Every day but potlucks. That's all I can think about. Eating food that is brought from someone's home. Don't do it. Do not do it. Don't. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna print up shirts. Brett, don't be a Brady. Don't be a Brady. There's a potluck. Don't be a Brady. He's the one that's been. You know how many children's toes meat from a kid you've eaten in your life? I. I would venture to guess that's.

[Brady]

Why they call the potluck.

[John Grant]

That's right. Because you just never on the dice of how much cannibalism you've been a part of. And you don't even know. I hope for yourself sake that you're right and There is a St. Peter and he breaks down the fact that you've eaten the equivalent of like a fifth grade boy.

[Brady]

Realize how many potlucks you survive.

[John Grant]

You have 88 pounds of boy meat. That's a bad phrase. You have 88 pounds of boy Meat in your belly. Boy meat in your belly is a good band name market there. Easy. And now coming back, a little boy meat in your belly.

[Larry McFeely]

93.3Multi Z.

[John Grant]

Still doesn't get old. No, it's great. The Alt Sessions presents Boy meat. Oh, I hit the thing wrong. Damn it. That would have been. The Alt Sessions presents Boy meat. What is it doing?

[Brady]

Man?

[John Grant]

This goddamn machine. Mike, will somebody fly back from Thailand and fix the broken things? I know everybody wants to watch he can of boy meat. Yeah.

[Brady]

Knock it.

[John Grant]

There we go. Finally, Boy meet in Studio 933. Got it out of the system there. Sorry. Anyway, your potluck ideas are terrible. Don't be a Brady. If somebody brings fat made everybody something. Think of Susan Knorr, the little girl trapped under the table, bleeding out in the cat kitchen cuz her mom shot her in the guts. This lady made a cherry cobbler the next day to get rid of some of the organs and stuff. There's a bone in my cherry pie. What is this? Oh, sorry. Yuck. Stop with that. I'll never be wrong about potlucks. And I know that for sure because it's the first thing they can. Everybody knows. First thing. They canceled when Covid happened. First. First thing. We could have put a stop to potlucks. Trump was on TV that day and everybody's like, that's a good idea. Buffets, Potlucks. There were too many of them now. And I'm all for buffets and restaurants because you can sue them. You can't sue Susan's mom who brought in some boy meat.

[Byron]

Keep saying Susan. I keep thinking down the hall.

[John Grant]

Oh boy. I don't know. Hey, look, if she rolled in with a casserole, guarantee you there's some flying monkey in that. She lost another pet and where are the benefits of.

[Brady]

It's so tender.

[John Grant]

This has a gamey flavor. But what is this? A giant. Like a buffalo wing? No, different kind of wing.

[Brady]

I call it angel casserole.

[John Grant]

What is giant angel shaped meat? Yep. Don't. Yep, that. What is this thing? No, it's just a design. I watching a lot of cake boss lately and thought I'd. I'd make a show shape. It's like a monkey with wings. Frosting. Anyway, I brought it from home. Don't trust trust too much. Everybody does. It's time for and Brett, do you even care about Disney more? As a baseball fan, I'm not sure. I do All Star weekends here.

[Byron]

I forgot it was this weekend.

[John Grant]

You know, the Home Run Derby's tonight and all that stuff. And I think that they've had some fun with it in the last few years and it's actually been more entertaining every year. I say I won't watch, I end up kind of watching. But there is like zero buzz to the All Star. Used to be such a cool thing. We lost Dave Parker a few years. A few weeks ago, the Cobra. When he played for the Pirates, he. One of the greatest moments in baseball history was an All Star Game when there was a. I think it was like a shot out to Parker in right field and he on a line gunned someone in the American League down to Gary Carter, who at the time played for the Expos. And it's the most unbelievable All Star game throw you'll ever watch.

[Brady]

It is.

[John Grant]

And he just on a dot and it was great. And they played a couple innings and you knew who everybody was. And now it's like got some great players in baseball right now. Maybe probably the most, probably the most prolific era of superstars we've got in baseball. And I think most people kind of don't care. Shohei Ohtani's Babe Ruth, Aaron Judge is, you know, unreal of a home run monster. You got some of the best players. You know, Paul Skeens is an amazing pitcher and nobody cares. And I don't know if that's because the Diamondbacks are just meh or if it's literally that baseball is that dead inside that it's kind of lost its luster with everything. Oh, the ratings aren't terrible. You've got a lot of great players playing ball right now. And this All Star break shows up and normally I'd like map my time around it. I don't care at all.

[Byron]

I literally forgot about it until they were talking about this morning.

[John Grant]

I was like, oh, that's this again.

[Brady]

Thanks for telling me.

[John Grant]

Yeah, you didn't know. You're learning right now.

[Brady]

I knew it was coming up.

[John Grant]

Look at this line drive, right field. We may have a play at the plate. Big hop. Here comes Downing. Here's a throw. Brian Downing just. And Gary Carter. What a cannon. Is a tremendous play by Carter. Play by Carter. That's racism to say. What a play by Carter. Look at this throw. I mean, strong throw. That's a racist. What are you talking about? That's the whole play. He knocked him right off the plate. Never did let him in. That's Kurt Gowdy. And Joe Garagiola pops it up. Can we talk about the Negro's throw, please? And then they show an error by Parker. This is the most racist video I've ever won. He nailed him. Oh, he gotta watch this. Is that. Is that Craig Nettles? Is that the same game? They lost it. It drops and it's a two face hit. And Rice is going to try. Oh, it's Jim Rice and he will not even close. Ron say a third. Dave Parker talking to each other out there. Now, Morgan and Parker. What a great play by Ron. Say triangle from second base to right around that spot. What is that? The 79 All Star Game. What a recovery.

[Brady]

Perfect turf.

[John Grant]

A tremendous throwing arm with a perfect one. Hopper to say to get. Unreal. Wow. Houston. Where was that? The Astro didn't say. I mean, everything was turf then. Dude just gunned everybody down. Parker was a monster. And the All Star Game used to have those moments, like great moments, and it's dead now. It's like you got. Nobody cares. They're all kind of dick. And it's. The NFL has the same thing with the Pro Bowl. Just stop. Like, I like the skills competition, the Home Run Derby, stuff like that. It's fun, but you can't really do anything because these guys are making so much money. Well, yeah, because they don't want to. They don't want to. You know, these guys are making 40 and 50 million dollars a year. You can't risk a twisted ankle.

[Byron]

Didn't it. Isn't that where Pete Rose ran over.

[John Grant]

That catcher, Ron Hasse?

[Byron]

Yeah, I think that's it.

[John Grant]

Yeah. And just obliterated him at the plate. Yeah, that was an All Star Game.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Where he was at the same game.

[John Grant]

I think so. Nearly killed him at. No, because I think Pete Rose was with the Phillies or Expos at that time. And when he did that, he was with the. I think he was with the Reds when he tried to kill the Twins catcher. That was awesome. You don't get All Stars, and I.

[Brady]

Don'T think that was the All Star.

[John Grant]

Game, but I get.

[Byron]

Yeah, that's when it was in 70.

[John Grant]

1970. And that was when Charlie Hussle was, you know, a couple years in the league. Ray Fosse. That's it now. And he nearly killed Ray Fosse. Yeah. It's just. It's a. It doesn't happen anymore. Great moments don't happen in All Star Games because these dudes. Well, you'd never see anything like that guy might throw. Need Tommy John surgery if he made a throw like Parker made. And Pete Rose played baseball at one speed. And that gear was on full display in 1970. The game was tied in the bottom of the 12 when Charlie Hussle rounded the score on a Jim Hickman single. And suddenly Ray Fosse was all that stood between and he killed National League win. I mean, it's a findable hit in the NFL. And I think he broke his shoulder.

[Byron]

Yeah. And it pretty much ruined Ray's career.

[John Grant]

His whole Career ended because left Fosse with a shoulder. Yeah. And Rose unapologetic about his effort to win. I did start to slide, but he left me no recourse because there was no place to slide. And there's no sense in ever sliding into a bag if you can't get the bag. So kill a man. Pete Rose. And then. Yeah. He had a bet that he said he could kill a man before the game was over. You don't get that anymore. When's the last great all Star game moment? Haven't been any. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98 kill you PD it's Larry McFeely.

[Larry McFeely]

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[John Grant]

Hberg's morning sickness the last when the.

[Brady]

All the pictures Randy. When they ran Shower shower. They left and they were out.

[John Grant]

2002.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Grant]

That went to extra innings. And Bob Brinley and Joe Tory went to the umpire and said we've got no one left.

[Brady]

Yep.

[John Grant]

I don't know what you want to do. And they had a big meeting about what to do because we're out of players. We used them all up because. And some of them went home. It means nothing to the players. Why does it mean something to us? 12th inning of the 1970 All Star Game. A dude's shoulder got separated out of his body so the National League could win. And now they actually it means something. Back then it was just for pride.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John Grant]

Now if you win, your league gets home field advantage in the World Series.

[Byron]

Was the Randy Johnson John Crook at bat. Was that an all Star? That's about the only thing I remember.

[John Grant]

And it was funny. Yeah. That was him throwing at him. No. And Crook put the helmet on back.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John Grant]

Yeah. It was great. But there haven't been any moments. So I think that it suffered because it's so boring to me.

[Byron]

It's like. It's like the Pro Bowl. Like you're saying oh, the Pro Bowls. Okay.

[John Grant]

Absolutely awful. And I understand it. You can't put these dudes out out there with, look, I mean, Russell Wilson was a starting quarterback in the Pro bowl last year because like eight guys said no. And people are cutting checks because you get a Pro bowl starter and they get a bonus for that. So they'll show up. You had, I don't know, like Skyler Thompson was on the team just because he was available. Baseball needs a. They need an enema for this game. It needs. Something needs to happen. They manufacture one, something good happens. But you'll get a player too. That's like, oh, that's amazing. These guys are too good not to make good plays. But it is. It is useless. Baseball's used to be my love.

[Brady]

Well, it sounds like the Diamondbacks are going to try to shake some things up over the All Star.

[John Grant]

Oh, they're going to do something that'll be after the trade deadline. They're not going to do it. They'll trade some people. And they should.

[Brady]

It's an open market.

[John Grant]

They should. The only one that's off limits is Corbin Carroll. Maybe to a certain degree, Gurriel, but Chino Suarez, those guys that are bombing right now, they need. They're on the block. And I know Arizona fans, you get weirdly attached to your players in this city like teddy bears, but you got no championships. It's time to mix it up. When's the last time your loyal support of a locally grown talent got you title zero times? Devin Booker, Larry Fitzgerald, Shane down, now Corbin Carroll, they're all trade bait if you ask me. To business. If your team can't keep up with the Dodgers, they got to do stuff to try to. And keeping a dude around is not the way to do it.

[Byron]

The Home Run Derby, I mean, it's like. Yeah, I'm looking at the names too, and it's not even that impressive.

[John Grant]

Dudes don't want to participate in it Used to be you get like the top five guys who in home runs that would part anymore.

[Byron]

I mean, Byron Buxton, I don't.

[John Grant]

You know, the twin center fielder. Yeah. He's good.

[Byron]

He's always hurt, but I mean, he's. Now it's not a masher.

[John Grant]

Yeah, I don't get. You know, I want to watch Judge. I want to watch Ohtani. Yeah. I want to watch all those dudes mashing. Was it Tioscar Hernandez who won it last year?

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John Grant]

People don't even know. He's like the fifth best player on the Dodgers. Anyway, it's happening this weekend. Better news in sports, by the way. Much better. Conor McGregor keeps sending his pick his dick to people. And a lady called him out. She's a rapper named Azalea Banks.

[Brady]

His birthday today.

[John Grant]

Happy birthday, Connor. Well, he's celebrating. He's been celebrating with a bunch of broads. So he got caught recently with four or five women and he was making out with one and somebody caught that. And then this American rapper named Azalea Banks said congressman sending her dirty pictures. And she posted and called him out and said, how are you going to send a some crooked dick pics and then threaten her not to tell? N word. Do you know who the f I am?

[Brady]

Oh, Jesus.

[John Grant]

Yeah. And then she says, like, are you really going to sexually harass me with the potato farmer dick pic, then threaten me not to tell? Honey, are you trying to be the president of. Aren't you trying to be the president of Ireland? What has it given fam. And I don't know what that. I don't know what any of that means. I am. That is my inner mayonnaise just pouring out when I read that. I don't know what that is.

[Byron]

Thunder horse, translate for us.

[John Grant]

I don't know what any of that means. I don't know what a potato farmer dick is. Or if I have one. I may have a potato farmer dick. I don't know what that is. And then she says, use some effing sunscreen. Damn. Well, that's just rude. He shouldn't be sending his white dick to you. But you can't get mad at him that it's white. That's racist.

[Byron]

He can't compete.

[John Grant]

That's just racist. He's. And nobody tans their dick. Use some sunscreen. Maybe he did. Maybe he's got a red one.

[Brady]

Anyway, the potato farmer is an Irish jab.

[John Grant]

I guess either way, you can't make fun of the color of a man's dick. I think Martin Luther King said that.

[Brady]

I'm sure there somewhere in his text. Here's a proper 12.

[John Grant]

I had a dream that one day black rappers would not make fun of little red potato dicks from Ireland based on their color or their size and a dream. You can't make fun of a man's dick because of its color. That's not judging by the content of its dick. Yeah. So she went nuts. And he's. There's pictures of him grabbing ladies and making out with girls. And then of course, Everybody says, Connor McCarthy Gregor out cheating on his wife again. There's pictures of him, it says, looks consensual so far. Hopefully he doesn't rape this one, because that's his reputation. Everybody needs to get off of Conor McGregor's wife for this, by the way. If you marry a man with the word Notorious tattooed to his chest, he's not going to be faithful. It's not happening. It's like, Tommy Lee had mayhem. Or was that. No, Tupac had mayhem. No, Tommy Lee does, too. He's got mayhem on his chest. Yeah. Anybody that's got a word that basically says, this is going to go out of control any minute, and it's tattooed to them somewhere. You know, I don't think you can really count on that guy being super loyal.

[Byron]

That's like Charlie Sheen back in there. You're with Charlie Sheen. You're with Conor McGregor with the Notorious. You ought to know.

[Brady]

Yeah, they all have tiger blood.

[John Grant]

All of them are nuts. That's why you, like, liked them. The reason you ended up with him is because it's like, this dude is awesome, and it's. And then you want him not to be that way. It's not fair, and it's not right of him to do. But I don't think fidelity is on her mind either. I think pretty much when you're with the notorious, Conor McGregor, the notorious one, that you're thinking to yourself, well, pretty sure he's. He's locked that attitude down, even though the strut and the attitude are always, always there. I'm pretty sure you expect that call now and again. Or a photo of him on the beach. If he's on a beach and you're not there, he's somebody. I mean, there's just. No, just. It's not. It's happening.

[Byron]

I didn't even know he was married.

[John Grant]

Yeah, neither does he, evidently. It's like, a lot of that going on. But, yeah, I mean, come on, four women and a beach kiss is the picture he's on there in Florida. Yeah.

[Brady]

When in his $100 million or so, maybe even more. He's low.

[John Grant]

Yeah. He's. He's covered in money, and. And he's. He's a poor Irishman who is now a multi, multi millionaire, and his wife knows it. This dude is, like, in a life scramble, and settling down is not necessarily what I put next to the word notorious. You're never notorious for calmness. You know what I mean? You're never, like, nicknamed Notorious due to your incredible loyalty. You're so loyal to everything around you. I'm gonna nickname you the Notorious. Loyal Guy, you're just known for it. Notorious usually means, man, this dude is a party. Mayhem on Tommy Lee's body. Tommy Lee cheated on. Really? I'm pretty sure she's not bad. Oh, de. Very pretty lady. Oh, he's not gonna look. He's not hogging. No, Connor keeps himself in shape. He's got a ton of money. He's got a yacht he ain't hogging. And he married her. That's his favorite. That's essentially what she should like. It shouldn't be his wife. It should be his favorite. But she can't be all places at all times. And this guy's got a yacht with ladies on it. It's going to be tough. Now, a bigger man, a stronger man, sure, possibly could say I'm not going to put myself in that situation. But his nickname is Notorious, so I'm pretty sure you signed up for it and, you know, laugh it off and then go on the yacht with his four kids. Oh, you know, somebody's got to take care of them. Maybe they're a crew.

[Brady]

Maybe they're the crew.

[John Grant]

You're the greatest father we have at this elementary school. I hereby nickname you Notorious Father. It's not a thing. You're Notorious. You got mayhem. Notorious Chaos. You know, you're pretty much to have hiccups now. Sending your dick pic to strange girls that don't want it. It's just asking for trouble. But I guess that's why you're Notorious, aren't you? He's notorious for trouble. And I didn't even know your penis could tan. I didn't know you. I. First off, I didn't know it would burn. I'd never put my little guy in that situation.

[Byron]

Learn something new every day.

[John Grant]

You don't take that. I'm not a big sunscreen fan, but my dude has been in the sun.

[Brady]

You should learn from the top of your feet.

[John Grant]

Oh, exactly.

[Brady]

Never exposed.

[John Grant]

That's right. And similar shape, too. On my body is the top of my foot. But I. Yeah, my penis has been in the sun. I'm 53. In two weeks, I'm gonna say maybe a grand total of 45 minutes, and that's encompassing the entire time. Naked little boy running around, acting like an idiot. Joe. Honestly, I don't think my penis has been in the sun more than 45 minutes my entire life. So he is susceptible to burning.

[Brady]

Was it laying out?

[John Grant]

No, not. No, not comfortably. It's always, like, me running or, like, oh, no. And I'd say that includes urinating. In the woods, he has seen sunlight for a grand total maximum. And I hour maximum. Even the times that he was out and it was daylight, I was putting him in a warm cozy. I wasn't necessarily. He was never exposed to the sun. Maybe he's like. He's like Andy Dufresne. When he got out of the hole, the sun bothers him. His eyes are squinties and he's putting his hands up like, what the hell? What's. What's this? Put me back. Back in. You got to cover him up. So. I didn't even know your son. Your penis could get sunburned. I didn't think that was a thing. But evidently Aelia Banks points out to Conor McGregor to put on sunscreen because his dick is too red. Evidently.

[Brady]

I'm not sure how it works in Ireland. It's common law. Whatever this is it D. His girlfriend.

[John Grant]

Yeah. His wife. Yeah.

[Brady]

His fiance. Since 2000.

[John Grant]

They've been. They've been engaged for a long time. He's not ready to make that next step. He's still sewing his wild fiance.

[Brady]

I love our kids.

[John Grant]

Look, there's no question in my mind. I absolutely love you. But I also absolutely love. So I'm going to do that more. Going on a trip to Miami. You want to come? No, I'm going to stay home with the kids. All right. I'm going to go. Everything in Miami then.

[Brady]

Question.

[John Grant]

Bye, honey.

[Brady]

We've been engaged since 20.

[John Grant]

Never gonna pull the trigger, dog. Never gonna do it. I'm gonna proper stay engaged. Look, that's as good as it gets with a guy whose nickname's Notorious. What the. Did you expect loyalty? That's your mistake now. Gotta go find my some strange because you're not going on this trip here. Might even get the fish fight. And don't worry, when you go on TMZ and see that my dick's out, I'm sending it to people. Bye, Connor. Enjoy the weekend. Bye, Daddy. Goodbye. Love y' all a little bit. Anyway. Notorious. I think all men should have the word notorious tattooed to their body somewhere. Or mayhem. And then we're like, do you know what you. Did you take your shirt off and just point to it. We both knew.

[Byron]

You mean you didn't.

[John Grant]

You didn't know I. Mayhem tattooed to my body. What was the one on Tupac's stomach? He had something crazy tattooed to the middle of his stomach too. And let you know. All right. He's off the rails. I'm surprised Kanye doesn't have something nutty tattooed to his stomach to remind everybody that when he's naked, it's. It's. It. It's trepidatious. We're in some. We're in some scary areas here.

[Byron]

Thug Life.

[John Grant]

Thug Life. Yeah. Nah, that guy's not gonna stay. I'm yours forever, baby. Now, are you coming with me to Miami? No. Tupac. You'll be good. You know I will. Thug Life. I'm gonna go. Everybody in Miami. My husband's the one over there. The one with Thug Life tattooed to his tummy. Oh, I bet you he's wonderful. So loyal. Well, the tattoo says so. Yeah, he's not doing it.

[Brady]

He's the guy with big food on his.

[John Grant]

Brady has big food tattoos to his stomach. What, do you expect him to, like, be on a diet all the time? No, he's gonna eat anyway. So when people say, oh, Conor McGregor sent his dick pics to some lady. Yeah. Yeah, he did. The Notorious one has probably done. She's the one who told. There's plenty of them out there who haven't said a word about it. A lot of people evidently have his, quote, irish potato dick in their phones, and they'd show it. Look, if I got a picture of Conor McGregor's dick in my phone, I'd be laughing. Hysteric. Guys, look, he burned it. Hear the words you say sometimes? I mean, who talks like. Like that? Hol's morning sickness. I wonder. Now, I want to. I want a real tally. I want some statistics. How long has my penis ever been in the sun? Like, what's the longest time it's ever been outside in the sun? It's no way. It's past a minute. My record would be one minute, say.

[Byron]

Like, 30 seconds, tops.

[John Grant]

I cover that thing, right? I fear of sunburn.

[Byron]

Absolutely.

[John Grant]

I don't care if it's wintertime. The little fella has never seen the sun. The bad news is, if I started to put sunscreen on, the next thing you know, there's more skin to burn because he's going to get excited that we're doing that. He knows about lotions. He doesn't understand sunscreen. We're going to go out in the sun for a little while. Even though you've never. He would never do that, taking an albino out in the sun. He's never. He shouldn't be out there.

[Brady]

He's not like, what are you doing? It needs to have zinc in it.

[John Grant]

He's like, what are you doing? Cover me up. No, no, no, no. You're going out and you're Gonna lay in the sun for like a minute. Ease me in anyway. Honey, I'm home. Connor, I saw the pictures of your potato dick all over the Internet. What are you doing? Oh, I forgot. You realize you've been engaged to me for 17 years. My name's Notorious. You're the dummy here.

[Brady]

It was a mis.

[John Grant]

Fire. You're right. Do I still get used to the yacht? Absolutely. I love you very much, but I also love sending my dick to people. Well, that's never gonna end. Happy Bastille day. I'm going to Paris to go. Paris. Have fun in Paris. I'll be here with the kids. That's your job. Bye, You. Your father loves us very much. How come he won't marry your mom? Oh, because he's got a couple screws loose, darling. That's why his nickname's Notorious. He's been to jail for rape and assault. And I love him. Yeah, and that's the thing. This D lady thinks someday she's gonna be the one to tame him.

[Byron]

Yeah, they all think that.

[John Grant]

Yeah. It's Conor McGregor. It's the same thing as asking Mexico to straighten up. It's not. Not gonna happen. Hey, Max. Go. You mind getting rid of the cartels?

[Brady]

See?

[John Grant]

Are you lying to me? See.

[Brady]

She'S not the one that's holding out on the marriage. She's like, not until you figure it out. We're not getting married until you.

[John Grant]

You go take the next couple decades and sow your wild oath. Ah, you're a great one. You're a gem, doll. I'm gonna go, everybody. I'm never gonna lie to you about it. That's my promise to you. When I come home, I'm giving great details of what I. In Miami on the boat. You take another 20 years of your life to figure out what you want, Connor. I'll be here on the yacht. She's the winner. If you look at it, everybody feels sorry for her. She isn't doing anything. He just keeps coming home with a hundred million dollars. Sold. More Proper 12. Thank you. That's half mine. I know. Well, technically not legally, but there's common law.

[Brady]

Can we have another kid?

[John Grant]

Sure. Are we getting close to being married? Still feel the itch, doll. All right, you take another decade, Connor. I'll give you 10 more. Right. Somewhere around 20. 35 should slow down. I'll be here. I know you will. So, 15 year engagements. Dude's nickname's Notorious. Let's not start feeling sorry for D. Devlin.

[Brady]

He carries his little. Her little square swath of like.

[John Grant]

Yeah, that's very. That's racist, Brady, because that's Scots versus Irish. You're confusing.

[Brady]

They're the same.

[John Grant]

No, they're not. Now he sounds like me. No, they're not. Right. You had an interesting story at the bar. The guy asking you why you like the.

[Byron]

Oh, yeah, I was at. I was at. I was at Local Legends, my wife's bar, and we're just hanging out and some guy comes up, donated water and everything else.

[John Grant]

Great.

[Byron]

And I talked to him and he's like, hey, you from Ohio? I'm like, no, man, that's Brady.

[John Grant]

I don't know.

[Byron]

What are you talking about? Well, how come. How come you like the Zips so much?

[John Grant]

The Akron Zip? Yeah.

[Byron]

And I'm like.

[John Grant]

You just started laughing.

[Byron]

Yeah, it's pretty much what happened.

[John Grant]

I like the Zip so much. Was he Serious?

[Byron]

He was 100% serious.

[John Grant]

Yeah, he is.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[John Grant]

Because all in Ohio, right down the road from there, Ohio people are only locked in on Ohio. They heard something about Ohio. They didn't hear the nuance or any of.

[Brady]

That's really cool.

[John Grant]

I'm from. Oh, Ohio. I like Akron too.

[Byron]

And I'm sitting here wearing a white socks hat and everything else. I mean, can we be friends?

[John Grant]

Oh, sorry. Rose bud, for people from Ohio, how do you like this? Did you tell him? Cuz it's a hilarious race.

[Byron]

Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. I. I tried to walk around the subject and finally I just came out.

[John Grant]

And told him, Brady, is it because they invented the zipper or. Or why is it the Akron Zips? Do you know?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[John Grant]

Oh, Oh.

[Brady]

I think it has something to do with. I'm not gonna throw.

[John Grant]

Go ahead.

[Brady]

No, that. It's either Good Year or Firestone or there's a. A job or the.

[John Grant]

It's a job to be known as a Zip.

[Brady]

Yeah. I don't know.

[John Grant]

Zachary, Isn't that where Firestone is? Yeah.

[Byron]

Okay. I just. I just looked it up because I had no idea either the names derived from zippers. A type of rubber overshoe manufactured by B.F. goodrich.

[Brady]

Yeah, B.F. goodrich.

[John Grant]

But they have a zipper and they're.

[Byron]

Actually headquartered in Akron.

[John Grant]

So it's like a zipper or something about.

[Byron]

Yeah, that's why I'm a fan.

[John Grant]

Yeah. Brett's a big fan of.

[Byron]

I love zippers.

[John Grant]

Of joining toothy items together. I just love when gears mesh. That's. I just. That's all I care about. You can do it with a little. That's pretty awesome.

[Byron]

The reason I'm A fan of the zips.

[John Grant]

When I saw the zips, I'm like, that's exactly the kind of thing I'm into. Manual meshing of gears, really neat. I just don't understand it. But I think it's really rubber zippers. I mean I forget about it anyway.

[Byron]

So I couldn't believe he was serious too.

[John Grant]

The world doesn't make any sense anymore. What do you got on the big board of musical treats today?

[Byron]

All right, Wake Up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop. Of course, getting that bike ready for bike park season is. Well, the only place to go is Action Ride Shop. They got everything you're going to need to get you out there. Full face helmets, all the package pads. And of course you got to get that bike tuned up before you go on out there. And Action Ride shot. Best wrenches in town. Go to both locations. The brand new one out there on power Road and McDowell which is really cool. Right by the Hawes trailhead. And of course the OG on Gilbert Road and Southern.

[John Grant]

Just got an email in that said, John, I heard your story about that show you watched about the girl who was handcuffed and tortured for years and then finally killed. And all I could think was that's nothing compared to what I went through last weekend. Signed Caitlyn. I had a guy at the casino who knows me and that's a bad sign that when they start to know anybody knows me from the show and I won a jackpot and he's coming over and he's filling some stuff out and he goes, love the show still, man, having fun. I'm like, yeah, it's still a great show. And I said we're really enjoying ourselves. And that was before you guys got there. And he goes, it's quiet for a second. He goes, brady really room up with somebody's kids. I'm like, yep. And I just left it right there. I didn't give him details. Yeah, Brady got a hotel room with a 16 year old girl in another state for a while. Took totally normal. And it reminded me of how oblivious you were at the time that you drove that drug addict all the way across the country because the rich parents were. The kid was like on a no fly list or something. And you thought it was totally normal to be hired to drive a kid of driving age all the way to San Diego and you thought that was to whatever. To whatever. But it was like they had tons of. They had their own jet if I remember right. And you had to drive.

[Byron]

They couldn't find the Jets?

[John Grant]

No, it was their jet. They ate it.

[Brady]

No, he wanted his car over there and right. Rather than towing it over there, he. He said, let's just drive it.

[John Grant]

No parents ass br. And it wasn't a friend of yours. It was the parents, right?

[Brady]

Yeah, I knew the family.

[John Grant]

You didn't know him very well.

[Brady]

Yeah, I knew him, but he was.

[John Grant]

But not enough. Like he couldn't get another friend to do this.

[Brady]

You know, he's five years younger than me.

[John Grant]

You don't ask any questions, though, why this kid didn't have another friend that he could road trip with. The parents went to the most trustworthy kid in Upper Arlington and said he'll keep him off drugs for a day.

[Brady]

And we'll pay you to drive him.

[John Grant]

He'll pay you to drive our deadbeat son who's not allowed in the plane.

[Brady]

Anymore in a 300sX. 25th anniversary.

[John Grant]

Didn't ask a question.

[Byron]

It's a long road trip in a car that small.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, we've been.

[John Grant]

Oh, I bet you did. That's where the snow is.

[Brady]

In Vegas.

[John Grant]

Yeah, I'm surprised you stopped with old snowblower sitting there. He could have driven 24 hours a day. Come on. That's normal. Private jet.

[Brady]

Then they flew me home.

[John Grant]

Yeah, but they wouldn't fly their own son to the destination and then just. Just have his car shipped.

[Brady]

Yeah, that is.

[John Grant]

Nothing makes sense. Nothing makes sense until you come to me like. Wait a minute. You didn't ask anything? No. And the better part is Brady had nothing to do. Only a couple hundred bucks to drive our deadbeat son across the country. Yes. Do you have any questions? About what?

[Brady]

I took vacation time.

[John Grant]

You did? You took vacation time off?

[Brady]

It was four. It was four or five days of driving some.

[John Grant]

Some rich little kid across.

[Brady]

Took us two day. We did it in. In three days.

[John Grant]

And then you got on a plane immediately and flew back?

[Brady]

No, I stayed. We hung out in Beverly Hills for a night.

[John Grant]

At his house?

[Brady]

No, we stayed at the hotel he built, the Beverly Hills Weston.

[John Grant]

Not him. His parents.

[Brady]

His stepdad.

[John Grant]

Yeah, not once did you say, how come your parents didn't just pay for all this? They don't trust me.

[Brady]

Like you want to take a road trip?

[Byron]

What did you talk for three days with the Abominal Snowman for? I mean, you know.

[John Grant]

What do you want to talk about, man? Aliens? I love aliens. That's fun, man. Let's pull over and get some pie. Yeah, Yeah. I need some stuff, too.

[Brady]

Here's some more Benadryl.

[John Grant]

It was Essentially it was just two addicts driving across the nation, one looking for a pie shop and the other one looking for snow. They want to bring.

[Brady]

We found it and asked.

[John Grant]

He was thrilled with you because it was like, how many truck stops are you going to stop at? All of them. I love Stuckies and Rip Griffins. We're going all of them. Awesome. Because one thing he was happy about was going to get some meth and coke at every stop. You were muling a drug addict and you didn't even think about it. The guy's dad built a hotel in Beverly. Beverly Hills.

[Byron]

Has a private jet.

[John Grant]

As a private jet.

[Brady]

727.

[John Grant]

And they wanted.

[Brady]

Jesus, he was Trump.

[Byron]

They could have put him in the back.

[John Grant]

They wanted to send him across country.

[Brady]

With you because they said, why don't you come back with us to Hawaii for a fly over to Hawaii and hang out for a week at our place over there? I'm like, no, I got to get back to work.

[Byron]

He's a nanny.

[John Grant]

You were an idiot.

[Brady]

A Manny man.

[John Grant]

How old was he? He was old, though. He's like.

[Brady]

He was gonna. He's going to junior college as he.

[John Grant]

Was like 1920 or 1921. Yeah, that kind of.

[Byron]

They just buy him a new car when they got to California. They got a 727 they could buy in their 300sx or whatever.

[John Grant]

Logic. Loads of it.

[Byron]

Something wrong here.

[John Grant]

Not one question.

[Brady]

They knew they could find a rube to drive them.

[John Grant]

You know what I'm going to call you from now on? Your new nickname. Devlin. You don't have any questions. Just. You just accept it. Just deal with it.

[Brady]

Yeah, that was worthwhile.

[John Grant]

It was fun. Was it? Yeah. Three days of driving a stranger across the nation. I knew him all right. Not well enough. You guys weren't pals.

[Brady]

I knew him well enough that I would. Yeah, we can do that, Shane.

[John Grant]

But I'll do that. I'll go in, have one friend he wanted to do this with. That's the thing.

[Brady]

Responsible.

[John Grant]

The drug addicts, all. His friend. He was moving probably because he couldn't be around those people or Ohio anymore. He had to get a change of scenery. That's what the rehab place told him. I don't know. Didn't ask him. He didn't talk about rehab in the car?

[Brady]

No, he never went to rehab.

[John Grant]

He went to rehab. No, this kid was going to. You dropped him off at rehab, kept.

[Brady]

Him on the straight and narrow.

[John Grant]

You dropped him off at Malibu rehab. You don't even know. That's of course that's what he was doing. Mom and dad, aren't you going to rehab? We're paying for it. We're not flying out there. You figure it out. It's not fair, mom. To get that stupid idiot down the street to drive me. Brady is such a nice boy. Right? Hey, that's not a bad idea. So what are you going to California for? Parents are making me broke. I don't want to talk about it. All right.

[Brady]

His sister married Jason Hervey from the wonder years. Yeah.

[John Grant]

He went to rehab.

[Byron]

What happened to him? Did you ever keep up that after.

[John Grant]

He died in a drug overdose? Of course.

[Brady]

Shane. No.

[Byron]

Yes.

[Brady]

He had a catering business for years. He also opened up his own dog clothing line.

[John Grant]

Oh, so he was a. A lunatic who took his parents money Couture. That's right. He's the guy who started the pink tacos. Dad had all the money. He's like, I got an idea. And then he'd start a business that would fail. His dad would get more. He'd start another one. If he had no guidance. No, because that's what drugs do. But you dropped him off at rehab. You don't even know. No question. Call back and ask. Is everybody still alive? He was. He went to rehab.

[Brady]

I'll find out.

[John Grant]

Because I'll tell you this right now. The only re he went to rehab. I'm telling you, there's no way. And that's why one of his friends wasn't allowed to drive him is because they know they wouldn't have gone.

[Brady]

That could be.

[John Grant]

That's exactly what happened. Shane was a good boy. No, he was. His parents. Parents hated him. The strange boy down the road that's super trustworthy is going to be that we won't tell him what's going on because it's embarrassing. At the country club. Nothing ever. Nobody ever went to rehab at Sciota. None of the kids were bad, but so many of them went to rehab. So much cocaine at your country.

[Brady]

They weren't members at Sciota.

[John Grant]

Well, probably a better club. And there were loads of cocaine kids at your club. You had no idea. And you drove one cross country with an ass full of coke. What boy in the neighborhood won't speed and is so oblivious to the entire situation that when the cops pull him over he won't have anything to say. That bogan boy. That's right. Let's get him in the. Sure.

[Brady]

Like a sweet and low.

[John Grant]

Yeah, like it in my teeth. I rub it on my teeth first. Then I drink the tea. I'm gonna try that. Yeah. All right. Oh, stackies. We got to pull over. Nut roll. Anyway, I don't care what we play back.

[Byron]

All right, on the list, you got Static X Bled for Days for disguise, planning a vacation with his wife Gabby Patino right there. Let's see. Allison Chains. Metallica Ministry released new world order 33 years ago today. I know. Feel old now. Seven dust, three days grace. Pearl Jam. Hell, yeah. Body count. There goes the neighborhood for your bird issue. And then Pantera mouth for war. For Brady's Lobster Mac and Cheese.

[John Grant]

Yeah. All right. Let's do that little Pantera mouth, because that's what the macaroni felt. That's what I felt. And you two weren't even involved.

[Byron]

We didn't get the invite.

[John Grant]

You and Toledo were the Baltic states. You're close, but you weren't even involved at all.

[Brady]

Couldn't cross the border.

[John Grant]

No, I had. Yeah, I had Kamala Harris of food here. There were no. It was a free border, easy to cross. Open borders on the Mac and cheese with Brady community plate be damned. My spit forks going in that. God forbid you even wanted one of the. The delicious potatoes. They were really good. I got a bite.

[Byron]

That's what I heard.

[John Grant]

And then I saw the spit fork go in next. Cutting it up. And also not just cutting, mashing and twisting, like, touching all of it, like, well, those are gone. That's over.

[Brady]

By the way, that was the first jab of the fork was in the lobster Mac.

[John Grant]

I know.

[Brady]

Didn't even make it to the salad. So it wasn't a spit fork yet.

[John Grant]

It was a spit fork. When it went back the second time. Time when I said, are you using your fork for the community food? Yep. And you went right back to it as if to prove a point. One at a time. Out of the community. Sure is good.

[Byron]

It was like Kirby with the potato.

[John Grant]

Chips back exactly when she had the booger on her finger, reaching into the chips and looking at me like she was raised by you. By any means necessary, Kirby. Make the meal yours. Malcolm Metzanel, Cold met. Yeah. By any means necessary, Malcolm Excess holding a bag of lays they couldn't have. Clearly family size written across the top of it. She's hugging it like it's a hostage reached in with that World Trade center size ball booger on her finger and looked at me like, yeah, what are you gonna do about it? Cancel lunch is what I'm gonna do about it. And I did. The bogans. The mouth for war.

[Brady]

Sweet.

[John Grant]

Real. It's Pantera. It's 98. It's out of control now.