Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (07-14-25)

Release Date: July 14, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Station: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

1. Fire on the North Rim of the Grand Canyon

Timestamp: 03:04 – 08:15

John Holmberg and Brady Bogen kick off the episode by discussing the recent wildfire engulfing the North Rim of the Grand Canyon. John expresses his frustration with the fire's misleading name, initially mistaking "Dragon Bravo" for a benign blaze due to its "cool" moniker.

• John Grant: “I don't like when they name fires Cool, because I'm like, yeah, cool, but it's not.” (03:04)

Brady adds insights about the multiple resorts around the Grand Canyon and the historical significance of structures like the El Tovar Lodge, leading to their lament over the destruction of 80 structures.

• Brady Bogen: “They have the most glorious thing you've ever seen in your life.” (07:20)

John speculates humorously about the resilience of the Grand Canyon, suggesting its vastness might make it impervious to being "burned down to hold."

• John Grant: “It's big enough that it can’t burn down to hold.” (08:15)

The hosts collectively agree that the fire serves as a stark reminder of the natural forces at play and the importance of preserving iconic landmarks.

2. Dinosaur Bones Discovered Beneath Denver’s Dinosaur Museum

Timestamp: 08:32 – 13:09

The conversation shifts to a bizarre news story about dinosaur bones allegedly found beneath the parking lot of Denver's Dinosaur Museum. John is skeptical about the authenticity of the discovery, questioning how such significant finds could go unnoticed during museum construction.

• John Grant: “It's the biggest scam I've ever seen in my life.” (09:55)

Brady humorously compares the situation to hiding significant artifacts during construction, suggesting the museum staff might have deliberately concealed the bones to fabricate a "new discovery" for publicity.

• Brady Bogen: “They’d have found those before. And, of course, they’re like the most unusual dinosaur discovery ever right here at the museum.” (10:51)

John criticizes the museum for poor oversight, implying negligence in handling archaeological finds.

• John Grant: “It just tells me you weren't very good at your job when you built a museum.” (11:23)

The hosts debate the plausibility of the story, ultimately dismissing it as a marketing ploy linked to the upcoming "Jurassic Park" movie release.

• John Grant: “Dinosaur bone just tells me you weren't very good at your job when you built a museum.” (11:38)

3. Reviewing the Worst Episode of "Evil Lives Here" – Mother Suzanne Knorr

Timestamp: 13:09 – 22:55

John Holmberg delves into his recent viewing of the horror documentary series "Evil Lives Here," focusing on an especially disturbing episode about Mother Suzanne Knorr. The episode recounts the horrifying abuse Suzanne inflicted on her four children, including prolonged periods of physical torture and emotional manipulation.

• John Grant: “She had the daughter, Susan, handcuffed to the base of the table for years and would feed her here and there, nothing big.” (14:31)

Brady and John discuss the lack of intervention from child protective services, highlighting the systemic failures that allowed Suzanne's abuse to continue unchecked.

• Brady Bogen: “She survived a gut shot and still demanded to stay with her family.” (14:32)

John recounts the tragic culmination of Suzanne's abuse, detailing how she ultimately shoots and attempts to dispose of her daughters' bodies, further illustrating her relentless cruelty.

• John Grant: “She goes, I wanna leave. And she goes, I wanna leave. And she goes, All right, we gotta take that bullet out.” (16:28)

The hosts express their horror and frustration at the portrayal of Suzanne's manipulative tactics to maintain control over her children, emphasizing the psychological trauma endured by the victims.

• Brady Bogen: “Think about poor Susan Knorr, whose mother was just as normal as keeping up appearances while she shot her daughter in the belly.” (20:10)

John criticizes the normalization of such horrific behavior in media portrayals and underscores the importance of awareness and intervention in similar real-life situations.

4. Connor McGregor's Controversial Behavior

Timestamp: 35:18 – 48:58

The discussion shifts to the infamous UFC fighter Conor McGregor, focusing on his recent scandal involving unsolicited explicit photos ("dick pics") sent to women, including rapper Iggy Azalea.

• John Grant: “Connor McGregor can't stop sending dick pics to people. And a lady called him out. She's a rapper named Azalea Banks.” (35:45)

John and Brady humorously critique McGregor's actions, dissecting Azalea Banks' confrontation and mocking the absurdity of the situation.

• Brady Bogen: “He sending his pick his dick pics. She posted and called him out.” (36:05)

John employs satire to highlight the inappropriateness of McGregor's behavior, intertwining jokes about sunscreen and racial stereotypes to emphasize the ridiculousness.

• John Grant: “He shouldn't be sending his white dick to you. But you can't get mad at him that it's white. That's racist.” (37:12)

The hosts further mock McGregor's persona, discussing his "Notorious" nickname and questioning his fidelity and commitment in relationships, all while maintaining a comedic tone.

• John Grant: “When I come home, I'm giving great details of what I in Miami on the boat. You take another 20 years of your life to figure out what you want, Connor.” (44:25)

Their banter underscores a blend of humor and critique, reflecting on celebrity culture and personal boundaries.

5. Nostalgia for Classic All-Star Baseball Games

Timestamp: 26:04 – 34:25

John reminisces about the golden era of All-Star Baseball games, particularly highlighting memorable moments from the 1970 All-Star Game, including iconic plays by Dave Parker and Gary Carter.

• John Grant: “What a play by Carter. That's racism to say. What a play by Carter.” (27:39)

He contrasts these past moments with the current state of All-Star games, lamenting the lack of excitement and the reluctance of modern players to participate due to lucrative contracts.

• John Grant: “It's a useless game. Baseball's used to be my love.” (34:13)

Brady nods in agreement, suggesting the need for revitalization in such events to recapture their former glory.

• Brady Bogen: “Baseball needs an enema for this game. It needs something good to happen.” (33:23)

Their dialogue reflects a deep appreciation for baseball history and a critical view of contemporary sports culture.

6. Community Interactions and Personal Anecdotes

Timestamp: 51:06 – 63:35

Towards the episode's conclusion, the hosts share personal stories about interactions at local bars and driving experiences involving acquaintances with troubled backgrounds. Brady recounts driving a friend’s son across the country, highlighting the naivety and lack of questions asked during the trip.

• John Grant: “You don't ask any questions, though, why this kid didn't have another friend that he could road trip with.” (56:23)

Byron interjects with humorous remarks about Brady's enthusiasm for the Akron Zips, tying it back to the earlier Grand Canyon discussion.

• Byron: “I just looked it up because I had no idea either the names derived from zippers.” (52:24)

John and Brady continue sharing tales of past responsibilities and the consequences of blind trust, all delivered with their signature humor and candidness.

7. Musical Tastes and Light-Hearted Banter

Timestamp: 62:08 – 64:18

The episode concludes with the hosts discussing their favorite music bands, touching on genres like metal and alternative, and sharing playful jabs about each other's musical preferences.

• John Grant: “Static X, Bled for Days, Disguise, Planning a Vacation with his wife Gabby Patino.” (62:11)

They wrap up with light-hearted commentary on meal-sharing antics, reinforcing the episode's blend of serious topics and comedic relief.

Notable Quotes

• John Grant: “She was the one that she tortured. So this girl's just getting beaten regularly.” (15:17)

• Brady Bogen: “Don’t be a Brady. Don’t be a Brady.” (22:55)

• John Grant: “This has a gamey flavor. But what is this? A giant. Like a buffalo wing?” (25:23)

• John Grant: “It's the most racist video I've ever won.” (27:52)

• John Grant: “Loyalty is not on her mind either.” (39:40)

Conclusion

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, John Holmberg and his co-hosts navigate through a mix of serious news topics and darkly humorous personal anecdotes. From the devastation of a Grand Canyon wildfire and dubious dinosaur bone discoveries to unsettling true crime stories and celebrity controversies, the hosts provide a comprehensive and engaging discussion. Their ability to interweave humor with critical analysis offers listeners both entertainment and insightful commentary on current events and societal issues.

Tune in to Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10 AM or visit www.98kupd.com for more updates.