Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Summary: July 15, 2025 Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo Broadcasted on 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio

1. Introduction and Guest Announcement

The episode kicks off with a lively banter among the hosts, introducing their special guest for the day—comedian Steve Burns. Although Steve was initially scheduled to join later in the week, he steps in on Tuesday due to scheduling conflicts.

Brady Bogen (00:46):
"We're gonna have a special guest today, comedian Steve Burns coming in on a Tuesday just to be with us."

This unexpected appearance sets a humorous tone for the show, with the hosts expressing excitement about Steve's unique comedic style.

2. National Give Something Away Day

Celebrating National Give Something Away Day, the hosts delve into humorous and exaggerated discussions about personal sacrifices and quirky anecdotes.

Brady Bogen (02:17):
"Happy national give something away day."

The conversation takes a humorous turn as Brady contemplates giving away his virginity, leading to a series of jokes and playful exchanges about personal relationships and past experiences.

Brady Bogen (02:21):
"My virginity as a gay still haven't met that guy. Haven't met that special fella that's made me think this is the one."

3. 1930s Toilet Paper and the Plastic Cover Theory

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Bret Vesely's "Plastic Cover Theory," where the hosts humorously theorize why plastic covers on furniture became obsolete after the 1970s.

Bret Vesely (05:06):
"No one knows the origin of the name 7Up, which was created in 1920."
Brady Bogen (05:10):
"I have a guess."
Bret Vesely (05:15):
"They served it in seven-ounce bottles. Coke came in six."

The discussion evolves into a nostalgic yet comedic exploration of hygiene practices from the 1930s, particularly focusing on toilet paper and its alleged connection to the disappearance of plastic furniture covers.

Brady Bogen (06:23):
"They were using wood as toilet paper. They were using the ends of Babe Ruth's bat for periods."
Bret Vesely (07:45):
"Gross."

The hosts weave in humorous anecdotes about their grandparents' hygiene habits, exaggerating for comedic effect.

4. Top 5 "Is It Rude?" Questions

In this segment, the hosts tackle listener-submitted questions about social etiquette, presenting their candid and often humorous opinions.

Brady Bogen (07:46):
"Is it rude to wear sunglasses indoors?"
Brady Bogen (08:04):
"I think it's douchey."

Top Questions Discussed:

• Refusing a gift: The hosts agree that politely declining is acceptable.
• Wearing sunglasses indoors: Universally deemed impolite.
• Inviting someone to a bridal shower but not the wedding: Considered better than the reverse scenario.
• Staring at someone: Unmistakably rude.
• Entering a restaurant an hour before closing: Rated as highly discourteous unless the restaurant is still lively.

Dick Toledo (12:06):
"Don't go to Applebee's or Chili's at 10 till."

The segment is peppered with witty remarks and relatable scenarios, making it both informative and entertaining for listeners.

5. Comedian Steve Burns' Absence and Technical Issues

Despite the initial excitement, comedian Steve Burns faces personal challenges that prevent him from joining the show.

Dan Flintstone (42:00):
"Go back to Grandma's time and we'll go."

Brady Bogen (42:38):
"The phones never work. He's not coming in."

The hosts express sympathy for Steve, who mentions his father is hospitalized, adding an emotional undertone to the otherwise lighthearted show.

6. Radio Videos and News Segment

A dynamic segment where the hosts comment on various viral videos and news snippets, often blending humor with critique.

Parkour Injury (30:39):
A comically tragic tale of a parkour enthusiast's mishap.

Rugby Collision (31:34):
An exaggerated portrayal of a violent sports collision, highlighting the dangers and lack of safety in such activities.

European Sport of Paddle (33:54):
A satirical take on a lesser-known sport, poking fun at its complexity and participants.

Brady Bogen (36:32):
"That's suicide."
Bret Vesely (37:42):
"Is that a baby bird?"
Brady Bogen (38:08):
"That's my favorite one. That's my new favorite one."

These segments are interwoven with the hosts' humorous commentary, making even the most bizarre news stories engaging for the audience.

7. Humorous Advertisements and Promotions

Throughout the episode, the hosts promote various products and services in their characteristic humorous style.

Game Day Men's Health Ad (00:00 & 09:07):
Repeated promotions for men's health services, blending serious health topics with comedic delivery.

All Pro Shade Concepts Ad (01:03):
A humorous take on window shades, emphasizing their practical benefits while maintaining a light-hearted tone.

Hyundai Promotion (11:30):
A comical comparison between buying a car and boarding a flight, underscoring limited availability and urgency.

8. Closing Remarks and Future Plans

As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions and tease future content.

Brady Bogen (43:23):
"We'll talk more about Grandma's claims then Steve's. You know his family's dying so he can't come in to be funny. It's going to be tougher now."

Dan Flintstone (43:25):
"He says he would welcome the distraction."

The episode concludes with the hosts maintaining their signature blend of humor, camaraderie, and anticipation for upcoming episodes.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen (08:43):
  "Is it rude to go into a restaurant an hour before they close?"
  "Yeah, 45 minutes is the absolute cutoff."

• Bret Vesely (12:30):
  "Me and my wife cut off restaurants at two hours."

• Brady Bogen (17:11):
  "Nobody puts plastic on the furniture anymore because Grandma's Clam is clean."

• Dick Toledo (26:14):
  "A dual vibrating massager, Omega massager."

• Brady Bogen (38:43):
  "It's a clown nose on a woman's private."

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends humor, personal anecdotes, and light-hearted debates on social etiquette. The hosts' chemistry and quick-witted exchanges make for an entertaining listen, even amidst technical hiccups and unexpected guest absences. Whether discussing quirky theories about household hygiene or tackling the dos and don'ts of social interactions, John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo deliver a memorable morning show experience that keeps listeners engaged and amused.