07-16-25 - Castmember On Big Brother Taking Heat For Using The R Word And People Are Trying To Call It Racial - Emailer Says He Likes It When GF Calls Him Daddy And We're Too Weirded Out By Using Terms Mommy And Daddy In Relations

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: July 16, 2025 Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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Big Brother Controversy: The Use of the R Word

Duration: 02:01 - 14:29

The episode opens with a heated discussion surrounding a recent incident on the reality TV show Big Brother. A cast member faced backlash for using the "R word" (retarded), sparking debates about whether the term is being racially motivated or purely offensive in nature.

Brady Bogen delves into the complexity of the situation, stating, “The guy called himself an effing R word. Who's what Race is insulted by that. And I'm like, it's racism. Like that's. We are really reaching there. That's not racism. That isn't it.” (07:03) He argues that while the term is offensive, it should not be conflated with racism, emphasizing that its misuse does not equate to racial discrimination.

Bret Vesely adds, “If anybody's calling someone with our tard. And our tard, well. And for God's sakes, you're the jerk.” (09:24) highlighting the distinction between ableism and racism. The trio debates the boundaries of offensive language, debating the intent and impact of such terms.

Offensive Language and Hypocrisy in Racial Discussions

Duration: 05:04 - 15:17

Brady continues by addressing the broader issue of offensive language online, particularly focusing on AI's role in amplifying taboo topics. He criticizes the hypocrisy he perceives in societal reactions, stating, “Everything is all AI taboo. Racist jokes. And we all act like we're so pearl clutching.” (05:04)

The hosts discuss the societal double standards in addressing offensive language, questioning why certain words are policed more strictly than others. They assert that overreaction to specific terms leads to unnecessary censorship and hindered authenticity in conversations.

The "Daddy" and "Mommy" Phenomenon in Relationships

Duration: 27:12 - 43:00

A significant portion of the episode tackles the controversial use of familial terms like "daddy" and "mommy" within romantic and sexual relationships. Brady expresses strong disapproval of these terms, equating them to incestuous undertones and deeming them inappropriate and offensive.

“I find it absolutely disgusting when guys call their chicks mama. That's my mama. Oh, look at the ass on my mama. What are you saying?” (30:59) Brady condemns the use of these terms, arguing that they can evoke uncomfortable and inappropriate imagery, thus killing the romantic or sexual ambiance.

Listener Jennifer Wroten shares her experience of a partner using "daddy" during intimate moments, which leads to a vigorous critique from Brady: “That is just disgusting. [...] She asks you to do incestuous things, and that's illegal. All of it.” (28:00) The discussion underscores the thin line between affectionate pet names and language that can be perceived as psychologically damaging or inappropriate.

Listener Emails and Personal Anecdotes

Duration: 24:25 - 44:55

The hosts engage with listener emails, bringing real-life perspectives into the conversation. One notable email from Thunderhorse expresses appreciation for the show's humor but criticizes the dismissal of politics: “I like it when GF calls me daddy and we're too weirded out by using terms mommy and daddy in relations.” (27:12)

Another listener, Jennifer, discusses her preference for younger partners and reflects on possible underlying traumas that influence such preferences. Brady responds by suggesting that unresolved childhood issues might contribute to these dynamics: “She could be her great grandfather. I know he must be packing. I'm just impressed he can still get wood.” (42:10)

These interactions provide a platform for listeners to voice their opinions and experiences, fostering a sense of community and shared discourse on sensitive topics.

Critique of Societal Sensitivities and Virtue Signaling

Duration: 15:22 - 23:00

Brady and Bret explore the concept of virtue signaling, particularly among white women, regarding the policing of offensive language. Brady remarks, “White women hate happiness no matter what. Even if it's an R word.” (16:52) suggesting that societal pushback against certain terms is more about appearing morally superior than genuine concern.

They argue that excessive sensitivity stifles free expression and honest conversations, leading to a culture of self-censorship and reduced authenticity in personal interactions.

Discussion on AI and Its Impact on Social Taboos

Duration: 06:14 - 15:17

Brady touches upon the role of artificial intelligence in shaping online discourse, pointing out that AI is often used to enforce social taboos rather than for more productive purposes like generating creative content. He laments, “I thought AI would be used more for porn. It's being more for like taboo a lot of things.” (05:04)

The hosts debate the implications of AI-driven moderation, questioning whether it contributes to a more respectful society or merely acts as another form of censorship that limits open dialogue.

Final Thoughts: Navigating Offensive Language and Authenticity

Duration: 35:08 - 47:37

As the episode nears its end, Brady summarizes his stance on offensive language and societal reactions: “But I'm gonna hear something stupid before the night's over that's probably gonna make me go, brett, you are so retarded. And we're gonna laugh like little kids, and it's meant for him.” (27:12)

He emphasizes the importance of maintaining authenticity and humor, even when addressing topics that are deemed sensitive or controversial. The episode closes with light-hearted banter and musical recommendations, reinforcing the show's commitment to balancing serious discussions with entertainment.

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Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen at [07:03]: “The guy called himself an effing R word. Who's what Race is insulted by that. And I'm like, it's racism. Like that's. We are really reaching there. That's not racism. That isn't it.”

• Brady Bogen at [30:59]: “I find it absolutely disgusting when guys call their chicks mama. That's my mama. Oh, look at the ass on my mama. What are you saying?”

• Listener Jennifer at [27:12]: “I find that awful. I hate when guys call their wives mama.”

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness delves deep into the nuances of offensive language, societal hypocrisy, and the complexities of modern relationships. Through spirited discussions and listener interactions, the hosts challenge prevailing norms and encourage authentic, albeit controversial, dialogues on pressing social issues.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

You're listening to the HMS Podcast, brought to you by mmpguns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories.

[Brady]

Holberg's morning sickness. Morning sickness.

[Big Dick Toledo]

Morning sickness. Got to get up to here and make you laugh until you peel. They might make you come undone. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John Grant and Brady and Big Dick Toledo. They call us Hobbs but we are not worth miles to nowhere. They speak on controversy. Who's Bobby and Johnny Snob? They think Duleepa's great for the faint of heart. They're not. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make some laugh. Makes em cry. In all seriousness and fun. Make your cock cries with a son. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. Ha ha ha. But that's so prereq. They all in the mornings airing over 20 years like a blue pill. They're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it closed. Colbert's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you. What do you want when they are done? Make your cock rise with the sun. Homework's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up yet. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big R. Radio's got you, son.

[Brady]

C word. Ooh, not you guys. You're fine. Yeah, you too. That was a fantasy. I'm doom fantasizing conversation. Ever do that? You do that? I do it constantly. Or I think of something that's going on in my life and then just get so introspective about it that I start arguing with the fake version of that. Bike rides. That's what I do in my bike bike Bike rides. I solve all my problems on bike rides by having every possible discussion with what I'm angry at or who I'm angry at or frustrated with. And I go down every scenario I can think of so I'm prepared for when the real person says hi. And then the next thing you know, like, all right, you and me have a let's go. And they always say something I never planned for. Damn it. That was off script. What do I do now? But I'm doomed. I'm doom fantasizing about loads of stuff. I gotta stop doing it. It's fun. Cause like, there's like, what am I gonna say? To this person, there's like punch outs. Oh, yeah. It's complete just practice. It's rehearsal for how to handle a situation with a person, you know, work related or whatever else. So I've got loads of. I'm pent up, man. But that's why I said C word. I was calling somebody who's not even here a C word. Hope that I don't do that. And that's why I do that preparation so I don't have an outburst. That's what I think. People who don't think and don't prepare for those things are the ones who just scream, you know what you. Cause they're too dumb to have thought this through beforehand.

[Brett]

Or that's the plan was thought through and then. And panics.

[Brady]

Well, that's a dumb person's plan.

[Brett]

Then it's flame throw.

[Brady]

Hey, C word. You. Yeah, that's usually a dumb person's. You know what?

[Brett]

This first couple of rounds is not.

[Brady]

It's not working out. You think about lawyers and stuff. Very rarely they're like, what? Hey, you? And very rarely in court, they usually are prepared with what they're gonna talk about next. That's the thing. Got an email about me saying, you know, sometimes when I am preparing or thinking about maybe the show could go a different direction, maybe there's ways to do this and not be trying, you know, try to handle bigger stories on the. Without making everybody crazy. And I don't avoid anything. But at the same time, it's like stuff that you can kind of. I, I look at a story and go, oh, I could see where that's gonna go. If I start talking about this or my real opinion here, people are gonna lose their minds on that. And so I'll, I'll probably try to cushion that. I don't want to be unauthentic. So I just kind of like, yeah, well, I make the joke and I got an email from Thunderhorse that says, politics, schmolitics, Holmberg. Keep the fart dicks and bigoted jokes coming. Fart fart dick needed a comma. Dicks and bigoted jokes coming. You go political and or serious, you lose. One negro listener. Signed Thunder Horse. Well, you know, that's. I, I don't want to do that. We need all, all of those.

[John Holmberg]

He's going to wake.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't know. Must have been some sort of riot down where he lives. Woke him. Some of the white inmates might have gotten a little louder. And then the other thing that I really enjoyed that's going on is I love the hypocrisy of speaking of any sort of racial thing. The hypocrisy. And this isn't even race. I don't know when this got lumped into a race. If you go online, like all people do, I. I don't have any social media pages that I'm on. I have like a ghost account with fit so we can videos. That's it. And so. And that's just so you don't have to go install now. Like, he put this thing and he gave me a password. I'm like, oh, this will make it. So when I send you Instagram videos, you can watch them without. And I'm like, oh, this is great. So I'll scroll through every once in a while. All it is is like. And people are abusing AI. I thought AI would be used more for porn. It's being more for like taboo a lot of things. Everything is all AI taboo. Racist jokes. And we all act like we're so pearl clutching.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't notice any.

[Brady]

Oh, Brett hasn't noticed. Brett's noticed absol difference in his Internet feed. That was going on when it was real people. What's the problem? And now artificial intelligence. It's like, we can't keep up with Brett. But I, I look at it, I'm like, man, that we're such a. We're just liars to ourselves. And watching, you know, some lady on CBS talking about all those words. So Big Brother, I don't know if it was last night or the night before that show. Big Brother films people in that house 24 hours a day. And it used to be on Showtime. I don't know where you find it now, probably online. But they would do the 24 hour camera. And sometimes I get sucked into that. I never watched the show, but every once in a while they had like a multi view, multi cams, like four different cameras at once. So your screen was split into four different things. And you could like pick one to go. Okay, I'm gonna go watch this.

[John Holmberg]

Watching a red zone channel.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna watch this person sleep. Or these two are playing chess or something in the middle of the night. Like, what are they talking about? And they're supposed to be filmed. And the idea is you're catching people vulnerable, trusting another person. Like conversations that are between two people. And the thing. Well, the other night, one of the contestants said they were doing something and then you heard him go, oh man, I'm a retard. And then, and then he Goes, oops, I probably shouldn't use that word. And another guy goes, no, you shouldn't. And then they start to laugh a little. He goes, I've been working hard. That's one of the ones I'm working on not saying anymore. One of them. And all I'm thinking is, say the other ones. Like, what else are you working on? Like, that just falls out of your gob. And then his friend goes, it's all right. It's pretty late. You're lucky it's late. Well, hypocritical America, which is watching Big Brother for the reality of it, fires off like crazy. He's gotta go. Cancel him. That's horrible. Racial slurs. And I'm like, hold on. That ain't a race. That's not a race. It's a. An illness, isn't it? It's a cond. We'll say, not even guessing. I'm not a doctor, but I know it isn't a race. There's not, like a country of them.

[Brett]

Because they already kicked.

[Brady]

I mean, Canada maybe, but I mean, come on. A season before 2008, they kicked a guy out for saying. There was one recently, somebody got kicked out for saying the N word. Right? The N word is the granddaddy. You don't say that one. We all know that. I got an email from a guy who said he used to say it all the time, and he's heard me say it. And then some lady on the comments are like, when did we start using that slur again? It's everywhere. When people realize that when I call Brady one and he calls me one, it has nothing to do with the condition. It's only mean if you call someone who has it the R word. And we're so hypocritical that the word R tarted is okay as long as we get rid of that E. You're like, well, he didn't say the whole thing, so it's all right. It's intention. Right? Right. He's an R tart. You have to understand. But you don't say it about somebody with the condition.

[Brett]

Do they get mad, just hard.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, that's what. That's the thing. Well, and that's the guy emails. So he used to use it all the time. And he's got, like a stepson or something that has. He doesn't have down syndrome. He's got a severe case. I think he said autism. I don't know. Let's just say it is for the sake of it. And he goes, but you know, he's not our targeted. And so when people say that, it's offensive. And I'm like, well, sure, it should be offensive no matter what. If anybody's calling someone with a mental disability a name, it doesn't really matter what the name is. If you're a big enough dick to call someone with our tard. And our tard, well. And for God's sakes, you're the jerk. But if I'm sitting here with Brady, I'm like, brady, you are so retarded. It just means you haven't advanced to a level.

[Brett]

What do you mean?

[Brady]

It's the definition. Yeah. Come here for a second. Julie McDules. A lot. You and him are the same. Nobody's doing that. And no, it's not a race. Yes, it's offensive, but it's designed to be. Because I want Brady to feel kind of dopey for a second, and then the argument would be, well, what's so wrong with that? Everything. Like, I. I don't want that. It's like, I understand the gays when they say. When I say, oh, Brett, that's so gay. I understand why they'd be like, well, what's wrong with that? Like, I get that. Like, that one makes sense because it's. You know, it's. To me, I have an answer. But you're right. All right, I won't do that. Like, I get it, but it's a.

[John Holmberg]

Gay old time at the end of the Flintstones. I mean, it's. There's been meanings.

[Brady]

Yeah. And I told him, like, look basically means happy. We see you as happy. We just don't know. We don't. We don't know if we have the fortitude to do what you do to get there. Like, you guys climb bigger mountains to be happy than I am willing to climb. Oh, yeah, but they're gonna kick this guy off of Big Brother because he said something and he's. It's exactly what the show is designed for, to catch people in their natural habitat being. It's like going to the zoo and seeing tiger eat something, and they're like, oh, so much blood. Why in the world would they show us this? You went to the zoo like this? That's him eating. That's what he eats. Oh, I don't need this. Somebody fire the zookeeper for showing kids that, like, don't go to the zoo. Don't watch Big Brother reality hidden camera show. And then get mad when they say something like, you know, r word doesn't make him a Horrible person hear the words you say sometimes. I mean who talks like that? 98.

[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

I'm not sure but I think that the zoo in Sweden was the one that got a little heat because they're feeding. You know, an animal dies there.

[Brady]

Yeah, they feed it to.

[Brett]

And they're feeding it to the lines and right when people were out there.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what they eat.

[Brett]

And I think they still.

[Brady]

I don't.

[Brett]

Know if they have stopped doing that or they wait until the parks close and they feed them.

[Brady]

The guy called himself an effing R word. Who's what Race is insulted by that. And I was like, it's racism. Like that's. We are really reaching there. That's. That's not racism. That isn't it. I mean if you're looking for a cure to fix a race and calling himself that's Jack Genocide. Yeah.

[Brett]

If he's calling himself that, is that spewing hatred towards a person that is.

[Brady]

Well, it's just, it's just a bad word. Yeah. And it makes people act like they have to be morally better than everyone else. But bottom line is it's not racism by any stretch. That's offensive to true racism. That's offensive to what actually people have faced throughout time as racism. I will tell you this. If it's racism to not give someone with down syndrome a job because they have down syndrome, if that falls into a race category, we're all guilty. Because I'm telling you right now, if I'm running an engineering firm and he comes in and he's got paperwork that says he's qualified and there's an able bodied non down syndrome guy and guy with down syndrome and we're going to be handling all sorts of expensive equipment. I'm hiring the other guy just based on the fact that he doesn't have down syndrome, if it's a race, that's like saying, I'm hiring this guy because he's white and you're Mexican.

[Brett]

You need to have at least 10% down syndrome employees.

[Brady]

No. Do we have that number here? The DEI of Down syndrome is not. I've not noticed it. Nobody's ever gone through and go, don't hire any down syndrome people. I see. I'm like, yeah, we want to a smooth operation here. I don't think that's gonna. That will. I don't know how to say this. I don't know what word there is. That will slow our progress. I guess that would retard us, I think, is what I'm trying to say. Oh, my God. Well, that's the actual way to use the word. Yeah, but you can't say it that way. No, no, I can. You're a racist. Towards what race? Our words. Pay attention. So this dude's gonna lose, like, his following.

[John Holmberg]

Are they like Oompa Loompas? They come from Loompaland. I mean, is there. I mean, come on.

[Brady]

I'm not calling people with the disability names, but I'm calling Brady that. Like, if Brady's walking like Thriller, for God's sakes, nobody defends him. We've come up with new terms for him. It's not racist towards all people who fell out of their mother three months early. He's a preemie. It affects him 20 something years later. He's got his own damn theme song when he walks in a room because he walks like a zombie, he's the only one not offended by it. I tell the people downstairs, I'm like, hey, this is Thriller. Why do you call him that? I'm like, walk around for a second. Then I do the da doon doon doon doon. Oh, my God. Yesterday, he was walking to his car through the window, and I started to do this song. We do it all the time. We used to do it every day. Brett is the inventor of Thriller. It was a brilliant move. It was. We was looking out window behind Brady as Thriller walked to his car down one floor, and you just heard Brady. Brett just goes. Brett just goes, ba ba da da da da. Like, what are you doing? I'm like, oh, my sweet God. I got it immediately. And then when you picked me up off the floor because you had made me laugh until I was r tarted. That's all that means. And I know it's offensive, and I know, but it's Some things are designed to be for the sake of getting through. If Brady's. If you're retarding the process of us going forward, you're currently in this situation. You are the retard. Not that you have it or that people who have it need to be effective.

[Brett]

I'm the retardant.

[Brady]

No, no, no. Retardant is a pre. Is a preventative. That's something that stops something. If you are retarding the process. Retard. Yeah. You're making it so we can't go forward with your behavior. You are currently the retardant. A retardant goes and stops the progress of something. It's a definition of the word. We can't do it. Nah, it's not a race. That's all I'm saying. Get mad at me. And all these people saying, oh, you can't use that word. That's bad. I get it, I get it. But it's not a race, and let's not start giving into that one. That is one thing that you can say that Trump has done that I love. He basically walked into the room and everybody got a little sensitive and girly, and he's like, knock it off. This DEI crap stops here. Like, that stuff has to end. Not everybody's life should end because of a word. Except for that one word, the N word. Nuclear. And, you know, he knows he's done that N word speech six or seven times. We all know the word, the N word. And then, nope, that's not it. Somebody in the crowd will shout it. Yeah, we're allowed to say.

[John Holmberg]

Mountain Dew guy shows up.

[Brady]

Incorrect. Hillbilly Bob, nuclear. This guy's right. Best part is the actual R words don't even know this is happening. It's virtue signaling. White women. R words are possibly some of the happiest people. And white ladies hate it because they can't comprehend why. Oh, white women hate happiness no matter what. Even if it's an R word. I said it. I want them to run. I want all the offices of politics to be R words because it would be simple. They're fact based. They try to solve problems with love and emotion and empathy and. And yeah, there'd be some hiccups, but there are anyway. But for the most part, they're not. They're just gonna want to. They're gonna want to hug and like I said, send our most loving, caring R word to Moscow to sit with Putin and just say, why'd you do it to Ukraine? Well, you know, there's a history of Problems. I just don't want anybody to be hurt. And then he hugs him and he's like, the war is over. This is so adorable. Like, they would solve all the problems with hugs and jelly beans and, like, impromptu Wiffle ball games in the office.

[Brett]

Would it help in customer service?

[Brady]

Could you imagine? I'm gonna give this company a piece of my goddamn mind. Hello. Hello. How are you today? Thanks for calling this cover. Can I help you? Yeah, where's Kevin? See an Indian nearby? Now, we got rid of all of those. The new program will hire a bunch of people like me. I hope you're having a great day. I'll pay the bill. Never mind. Get the charge. You wouldn't yell at him? Let me talk to your supervisor.

[John Holmberg]

If it's Kevin, I'm yelling.

[Brady]

Okie dokie. Hold on, please. The supervisor. I don't know what the hell that was with a supervisor. Can I help you? He works for the last one. Yeah, now just cancel the card. Oh, no, don't do that. I lose my job. Never mind. I'm going to pay the bill in full and throw a little tip on there. What's your name?

[Brett]

You know what?

[Brady]

He was good.

[Brett]

At least I could understand.

[Brady]

Yeah. What would be better now? What's really racist is when you hear that and you're like, God damn it. Can I get somebody who speaks English over there? I'm pissed off.

[Brett]

Sorry. I got nothing.

[Brady]

Now, that's innocent. But I would care if they called Cover card. I'm sorry, son. What was that like? You'd be nice to them. They make the world sweeter.

[John Holmberg]

There's no question about it, man.

[Brady]

Discover Card's missing the boat here just outsourced to all.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they got Kevin over there getting yelled at every 20 seconds.

[Brady]

I'm sorry. I didn't understand what you said. Let me write it down. Hold on. Let me get my crayons. Oh, crap. He's gonna ride it in crayon. I got purple. All right, all right. Write my name down. Okay, go. It's Kevin R. No, God damn it. Kevin K. E. Are you married? Kevin, pay attention. Two seconds, for Christ's sake. Next thing you know, all the bills get paid. Everybody's happy. The world is flowers just growing everywhere.

[John Holmberg]

Like Toys R Us. The R's backwards and everything.

[Brady]

Discover our backwards. Discover Card. We always pick a Discover Card. I just find it to be again, it's pearl clutching, virtue signaling. And I do. Call me Republican, call me Democrat, you'll never know. I'm down the middle because I can see Good in both sides. And I also see crap in both sides. But I do love that Trump went in and go too far. You've got. You've all gone way too far. Just canceling people for. Give this dude a little grace. He's in his 20s. First, immediately he said the R word. And then he recognized. Oh, no, that was on tv. I'm gonna get in trouble. He knew immediately. Maybe he stopped saying it. So white women of Gilbert stop having. Give him something to do. But it ain't racist. So you can get mad at me for saying it, but that ain't racist. You know what would be even more fun? I give these people a piece of my mind. Hello, Jay. Welcome to folks going to corner. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't even know they had those over there. My name is Mango. I do it for your Discover card. Jesus Christ. They comboed up. I got no chance. Mentally challenged Indians at call support. Good luck getting your request met there. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Do you get mad or you.

[Brady]

I mean, I don't know. They beat you. You're just broken at that point. It's not happening. Happening. This guy says, when I lived in Miami, there was a fuddruckers where most everybody had down syndrome. It was the only place in South Florida that had great customer service. I mean, great. It's true. You had your friend that ran that place. Yeah. That was all people on the spectrum. Like, heavily. Yeah. Somewhere his stuff got done there. Yeah. Like, the focus was amazing.

[Brett]

The guy in the register where bow tie, very strong. And it's unbelievable.

[Brady]

Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that?

[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

I watch Love on the Give them a task. Oh, there is.

[Brett]

You're taking orders, doing customer service.

[Brady]

They're focused, and that's getting done. Yeah. Love on the spectrum. I. I wanted to rent everybody on the show. Like, I want one of these. I want to borrow one. I want to hang out. I want to do stuff. But I also still want to use the R word when I'm talking to Brady or Brett and stuff like that, because it's still free, it's effective, and it's hilarious. And I'm not making fun of real R words. That would be a jerk move. And by the way, pearl clutchers. I'm so tired of you. You've said it. And if you haven't, good for you. It doesn't make you better than everybody else to where you can drop down your, you know, your white dress. Sanctity on all of us. I've never used that word. Well, then you're someone I never want to hang out with. How uninteresting are you? You don't want to go floating it all over the place. But let's not go so far as to say that it's racism, because that's just one more thing you got to tiptoe around when you got Brett hanging out with you, because you're going to eventually say it or hear it if you got Brett in your life. And I like Brett quite a bit. He's fun. But I'm gonna hear something stupid before the night's over that's probably gonna make me go, brett, you are so retarded. And we're gonna laugh like little kids, and it's meant for him. I'm not a hypocrite. I'll say stuff that I know I shouldn't say and then tell you about it later. What about the N word? No. No. Nuclear. Right. And I kind of admire what Trump's trying to do with that, too. The more he goes on those speeches and said, we all know the N word. He's rebranding it. No. And I love that he always has to stop some hillbilly in the ground. Like you said, the Mountain Dew guy. And then. No. Nuclear. I don't even know that word you used. I've never heard it in my life. Nuclear. It's crazy. I got an email from this guy, wafer. This. This one you're gonna like. This says, john, you and I have. Have disagreed over the years on a lot of topics, and you don't even know that. But that's what makes your show fun. You've got opinions, and you're a blast when you throw it out there. They're thought provoking, and sometimes I hate them. But that makes me even more interested. One of them that stands out is how you used to say that it was gross. When a girl calls her husband or boyfriend daddy in a sexual situation, I find that awful. I think that is so disgusting. I hate when guys call their wives mama. I hate when older couples call each other mom and dad.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, oh, daddy's home.

[Brady]

Well, your dad says. Dad says, Megan's parents do it all the time. Well, dad says. And I'm like, oh, that's disgusting. Her name. His name isn't Daddy.

[Brett]

Zaddy is so much better.

[Brady]

Dad. No. Anything. Anything dad or family related. You and Ronnie don't call each other mom. Hey, mom. Does she call you dad?

[Brett]

I'll say that to Kirby.

[Brady]

That's her identify. But if you say like, mom said that, this, that and the other, like. And then you're talking go. Isn't that right, mom? And she's like, well, dad's talking about. And she uses you dad as your name now, it's because you guys have become this blended group of siblings. It's so good.

[John Holmberg]

Or Ronnie posts a picture of you too and then says, I love you, daddy above it. It's like.

[Brady]

Anyway, that's what that comes says. He says, I, however, love it. I love being called daddy. But all of it changed. Here's me in a nutshell. I like chicks in their 20s, I'm in my 50s, I've got money, and I've only been married once. And it might have been the most emotionless and dumb human being alive. And I made her my wife. Seriously. Smoking hot, but completely incapable of doing anything right. So I realized I like him stupid and hot. And there's no reason for me to change that. And also no reason to marry one. So that's the life I've been living. Anyway. I was with a girl I met a little while ago. And she is fun, so hot. And she called me daddy and I liked it. And every time she did it, I thought of you and how wrong you were. Stop thinking of me when you're in this situation. Then at one point she said, why don't you roll your daughter over, daddy and punish me? Make your little girl know who daddy is. And there you were again. Popped into my head. And I thought, oh, God. God, Holmgren is right. I just wanted to apologize for what I said to my radio when you said that on the air. That it's gross and incestuous and it should be stopped. Nothing about daddy in the bedroom is hot. Your words. I think my daddy days are over. And you have something to do with it. You son of a. Cal. Yeah, that needs to end. Think about what you're doing. And you know, you put her in that position to relive some serious trauma. Is any girl that's willing to call you daddy has something bad going on. Especially if she's like, why don't you roll your daughter over? The second I hear the word daughter and I have an erection and it doesn't go away. I need to jump off of something that's not right.

[Brett]

It definitely changes the room.

[Brady]

Even if you're in a situation where you're having sex and your. And your wife says, put a daughter in me. Like the word daughter is a boner killer. It's over. Even if a girl looks over her shoulder and goes, I'm someone's daughter. That was like, ah, don't remind me of that. Ass is in play. Thanks to daddy, no family monikers can be used. No one ever thinks being called uncle is hot. Because we all know that's probably something. Some past trauma in this girl's life makes her think of an uncle during sex.

[Brett]

Granddaddy.

[Brady]

You're my grand. Well, he's 50. In their 20s. You're my granddaddy. Why don't you roll your granddaughter over and give her what for? I don't know if girls still say what for. That's kind of a 19. 1920s gal. Why don't you give her the old 23 skidoo? Give me the old what for grandpa. See? Yeah. Grandpa's not hot. How come grandpa's not hot? He's the granddad daddy.

[John Holmberg]

Or you see those movies? Instant boner killer too. It's like you're so much bigger than your daddy.

[Brady]

Don't mention family members during that. Don't do it. And I. I find it absolutely disgusting when guys call their. Their chicks mama. That's my mama. Oh, look at the ass on my mama. What are you saying? Do you hear yourself? And it is a specific type of person that calls his female companion mama. And usually they're in a leather vest with no shirt and they're way overweight.

[John Holmberg]

With boner garage tattooed to their stomach.

[Brady]

And mama is in clothes that don't fit at all. And she still thinks she looks good because she's comping herself to the other mom. Keep it out of the bedroom. But I'm glad Cal had to learn the lesson you had to learn the hard way. Cal. I do admire though that you said somewhere along the lines you didn't change. I like dumb young Women, I don't need that to change. And he's 50 and he's like, no, this is who I am. I admire that. Now it's gonna dry up for you. You're a weirdo and you're, you know, incapable of healthy human relationships. And that's fine. But you admit it. And that's step one of understanding yourself. You like some dumb, dumb. He likes him young, he likes to be playful, and he likes them to go away. You know who else has that? And nobody seems too upset. Leonardo DiCaprio. Dude does the exact same thing. The exact same thing. Cuts him off at 25. He's kept one around. Well, they write about like, oh, this is. But nobody's really mad. Somebody tries to get mad and everybody just goes, that's Leo. It gets stomped away. If it was a real controversy, it would be non stop. They try. Look at him with his 25 year old cutoff. And everybody's know you like. Yep.

[Brett]

He's the, the leader on that for some reason. And there's so many other people in that industry that have been the same way.

[Brady]

He's been loud about it in a time when it's not cool to be loud about it. And also women want him to be interested in them. Age appropriate women that grew up with Leo from, you know, Gilbert Grape and the Growing Pain. Cheers. They were 13 when he was 13. They've had a crush on him the whole time. And every time he dates someone 24, he's letting them know you're off the market. And that makes them feel bad. Expired. Yeah, they're expired to Leo. Expired.

[Brett]

Expired.

[Brady]

They get mad that Leo didn't grow with them because they had a. I had a poster of you. You were the growing pains boy. You were the cute kid. And now he's like, nope, I didn't advance past this time in being interested in women. He sticks to his morals and he sticks to. Yes, it's morals, Brett. That's exactly the word I should. I make them call me. Coach says Chris DeWitt. That way these bitches know that at any time they can be cut, benched, or replaced with a new draft pick. That Chris DeWitt. That is golden. And you know why? It's like easier to be like, I got a voicemail on my office phone. A lady's like, you talking about guy and she was drunk. You talking about guys who have AI Girls, water bottles. What about women and guys who are AI? Because I bet you they could go all night long.

[John Holmberg]

We gotta play that.

[Brady]

And I wanted to call her back and say I'm gonna buy you an AI doll so you leave us normal living men alone. You're creepy calling me all drunk with that. Yeah, we should. I don't know how to transfer that from Toledo will figure out. Okay, yeah. Cause she is drunk and she's mad about us. You guys are sexist. What are all these? What about all the women that would use an AI doll? We don't care. Go ahead.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks mama.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're the ones who care. Every time we do something stupid. When you know why it's funny is because when a woman in her 50s dates a guy in her 20s, everybody goes gross. And they and the women care. The woman doing it cares when a man does it. And they're like ew, gross. It's like yeah, whatever. But we just don't care. It rolls off their back. Yep, I'm having the time of my life.

[John Holmberg]

Guys are high fiving y.

[Brady]

You see, you see a 6 year old woman and a 25 year old guy. Ugh. What's wrong with him? Hear the words you say sometimes? I mean who talks like that? 98, can you PD?

[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Byron]

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[Brady]

And it's the same with women and men. But you're like, well that's not going to change. But there is something wrong. Like ladylike and that women will be like the woman doing it feels like judged. The guy doing it's like yeah, judge me all you want, Belichick, he's a pervert. I don't, I don't see him like apologizing at all ever. He put her in charge of everything. He gave up all of it. I think she's coaching North Carolina football next year. She is in charge of everything.

[Brett]

Just negotiating everything.

[Brady]

And every guy that talks about it laughs. And every Girl's like that is just disgusting. Disgusting like that. She could be. That's could be her great grandfather. I know he must. He must be packing. I'm just impressed he can still get wood.

[John Holmberg]

He's got 1200.

[Brady]

That's this guy. He might be up to 1200. That's disgusting. It maybe, I don't know, but he's. He looked this most I've ever seen Bill Belichick smile. I've never seen. I've never seen that dude smile. Well, I followed. Look, ladies, you're just now meeting him for the last 25 years and longer because when he was with the Browns, I hated him. Bill Belichick has always been this stoic jerk that looks like he got carved off of Mount Dick to go wander around and piss everybody off. Even Patriots fans are like, he's pretty rough. Like he doesn't give us anything now. He's the happiest man I've ever seen. He's on a boat all the time. He's playing mermaid fisherman on the hand other he's laughing, joking around with Pat McAfee and Peyton Manning. He's having the time of his life. I don't necessarily know all of what's making him super happy, but pre her, I never saw him happy. And post her, that's all I see is him happy. So isn't that the goal for all of us? No matter how it happens? There's something wrong with her, but if I was her, I'd be doing the same thing. She doesn't have to work a day in her life. She can do whatever she wants.

[Brett]

Got a heck of a real estate portfolio.

[Brady]

Women just have to get over it. If you want to date young dudes, all right, you're going to have to. It comes with a few words from other people that are going to make you uncomfortable. Women fight back. Men just don't care. Chicks will go online and start screaming at you when a man does it. It's fun. Just don't care. Just stop caring about it. You'll be fine. Jake Cutler don't care. But I do say that based on all of this. No matter if you like him young or not, don't allow the word daddy in the bedroom. That's just sound advice. I think it's creepier to say daddy even if you're age appropriate. I think that's creepier than 60 year old man, 22 year old girl. Both have equal parts creepy creep. But the creepier one is saying daddy in bed. Yeah, I know you're not into it. Yeah. As I hear the word dad, I think of Dan and I can't continue performing if I'm thinking of Dan at all. Hey, she called you daddy and you don't have kids, so she must be talking about me. Get out of my head, old man. I don't want that Jedi mind trick thrown at me. God forbid you say daughter or niece or like why are you bringing any of the family tree into this? Like the word you're looking for isn't daughter or daddy. It's and master. I mean we all know what the real ones are. Master, make me your. Now that totally awesome daddy. Go see a therapist immediately. Have you ever had a girl that did that?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

The daddy girl? No. Neither. No.

[John Holmberg]

Cuz I would do the same thing.

[Brady]

What? What the wrong with. Does that make you uncomfortable? Daddy? Yes. Yeah. What happened to you? Why do you keep bringing your dad into this? You're my daddy. No, I'm not. If I am, I'm going to jail for what I'm doing right now. This is illegal. All of it.

[John Holmberg]

Donovan wants that drunk girl's number from your phone. Cuz if she's dumb enough to do that, she's dumb enough to let him have a chance.

[Brady]

You just lay there all stiff and pretend to be an AI guy. Yeah. What are you guys so mad at? What's you scared? I bet you the AI Go goes all night long. I think the only chance you have of a dude keeping an erection all night is if he's artificial intelligence. There's no way.

[John Holmberg]

Even then it would unplug itself.

[Brady]

Come on. It learns. It's adapting and learning. Yeah, yeah. At first it would be like oh baby, oh baby, this is. Okay, where's the plug? What are you doing? I am adapting it. I just developed sense of smell and I gotta get out of here. Smells like a hatchery lit on fire with a bunch of hair. Did you. Are you getting a perm or is a poodle wet? What is that?

[John Holmberg]

Jennifer wroten. I'm a 60 year old woman currently evolved with a guy who's 40. He keeps up well and has never called me mama. We tease each other about the game Gap.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

But that never comes into play.

[Brady]

Well, the gap is all banged up. He's. It never comes into play. Well, good for you. Take your dentures out and please that young man.

[John Holmberg]

They do a shot of now of insure right before.

[Brady]

And what's her name? Yeah, Jennifer, email back and tell me what happened to you as a child that caused all this. Cuz there's a reason why you're doing what you're doing and it ain't normal. What uncle did it? Oh hey, just give me the name.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, 100% or she's got some cash and 40 year olds jumping in on that.

[Brady]

No, women with cash don't get give it to people they're not generous with. They don't use it as a bait unless they're hideous. Women with cash keep it for themselves and they're like no man of mine. I don't need no man. They get all, they get all self preservation.

[Brett]

Every once in a while there's a.

[Brady]

They don't use it as bait.

[Brett]

Yeah, they're not as many sugar mom.

[Brady]

Or sugar daddy because they keep it. They're smart. That's a smart move by the ladies who make a ton of money. Like I'm just going to hoard this. This belongs to me. I'm not going to go get some young guy and let him live off of me. I'm not going to do what women have been doing to men for years. That's right. Crazy. Yeah.

[Brett]

I'm not that dumb.

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm not as stupid as men have been. Which is signing up to give away half of their stuff. That, that's ridiculous. I'm not doing it. I earned this. And then have her email back the name of the uncle that that made her uncomfortable that has caused this. And I'm. You know what? She's through it so she's happy. That's good. No uncle, I was never molested. It'll come out eventually. It's called a refreshed memory. You got something going on.

[John Holmberg]

I was wondering if Stedman was younger but he's actually older.

[Brady]

I just looked it up. Is he older?

[John Holmberg]

No, he is 74 and she's 71.

[Brady]

Her that change, she's not a fair comp to anything. Not even close. Like if I was 18, I'd be interested in holding just to live in the back house. Oh yeah. I don't care if she gives me money just to be on the property.

[John Holmberg]

You and Gail do what you're doing.

[Brady]

Yeah, you did. You scissor in the dodge all day long. I'm going to to be back here. I didn't know she's got a hellcat. Oprah just got an awesome hellcat. And her and Gail are floating around all down parking by lakes and rivers and stuff. Scissor in the hellcat. Scissor and the hellcat. Great band. Anyway, don't call each other daddy. It's crazy. Miguel says, I don't want a girl to call me Daddy, but when she calls me Poppy, I'm not against. I did find that when that prostitute in Las Vegas was calling everybody Poppy by our table, I was like, I kind of like that. I don't know why. See, I like you, Poppy, because nobody's ever. Because that's not something I ever used in my house. So it was like a pet name. I know what it really means. It's different, but it's a different language. Yeah, yeah. Like if a German girl started to say vada, vada, I'd be like, yeah, that'd be Darth Vada. Because it doesn't resonate with me. It was never some Daddy in English. Ugh, gross. It's disgusting. In my 20s, my ex girlfriend kept saying, yes, Daddy in the middle of coitus. Stopped immediately. And I said, we don't do that. Why do you think that's a good idea? She goes, I thought guys liked it. Sweet girl, but damn, she was dumb. Yeah, she sounds great, though. She listens. Signed Chuck Powell in the middle of it. You got to put an end to that. Ryan says, I think they believe it's almost like Beetlejuice. If you say daddy three times in a row real fast, he might come back. Tell Toledo to give it a try next time he blows a guy. If you call the guy you're blowing Daddy three times, your real dad appears.

[John Holmberg]

Jennifer just emailed back. Jennifer just emailed back. She says, I lost my virginity at 19 to a guy who was 16. I prefer younger guys.

[Brady]

Guys.

[John Holmberg]

I've only ever dated three guys older than me. No random uncle. I prefer younger.

[Brady]

Okay. I still think something happened. You were about six. It was uncomfortable, it was weird. You realized that maybe in a closet with like a four year old when you were seven, something happened. You got caught and it was weird and made it taboo. Whatever makes you happy, though. So long as it wasn't a leak. Something happened. I'm fine. Good. Go get him. But there's a reason why for a.

[Brett]

Woman just like the guy that likes him older, you know, like that.

[Brady]

Yeah. Something wrong with him? Yeah, his mom did some damage to him. Does this look infected? You're my son. It's okay to look. Oh, God. Put your pants on. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

All right, what do you got on the list?

[John Holmberg]

Aerosmith, Mud Vein, Not Falling, Rage Against Machine, Ghost, Sammy Hagar For Some Reason, Mastodon, White Zombie. Welcome to Planet Mother Effer. It's Corey Feldman's birthday today.

[Brett]

54.

[Brady]

The comeback king.

[John Holmberg]

Gnr, Van Halen, Metallica.

[Brady]

There's no need to go.

[John Holmberg]

Black Eyed Peas. Let's Get Ripped.

[Brady]

You did what you did. You put it on the list. It goes on the. That's it. You can keep black IDs and all that to get r worded and whole Retarded girl. There's a song that whole wrote called that. Yeah, I'm curious. Comeback King, man. Off the album Comeback King. It's happening. Happening. How old is Corey? 55.

[John Holmberg]

Or I think was.

[Brady]

Brady Said. Yeah. Oh, baby. There it is. Off the album love left 2.1, which.

[John Holmberg]

I got the box.

[Brady]

I got the box. That's probably still in the car. I think it is, actually. I just. Every time KO does my detailing, he just moves it around in the back and shuffles it. I think it's still back.

[John Holmberg]

Does he dust it and everything else too?

[Brady]

I haven't even looked at it. I don't know. I just put stuff on it when I on there. I think it's still back there. Corey Feldman. Happy birthday to our friend Corey. It's 98 KUPD. Get ready for this. Awesome. Three minutes. It's out of control now. 88 K U P D.