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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
07-16-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
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John
You're listening to the HMS Podcast, brought to you by mmpguns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories.
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Brady
Morning sickness. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It's 5:45. It's the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's Toledo. Cruising into a glorious July day. What's this? Nice outside. Get out there. Should have rode my bike today. Rode it yesterday. This is amazing. Outrageously perfect out there. So if you've got some time to kill and you're awake and you're one of those people that just wanders around at 5:45 in the morning with nothing to do rather than sleep more on, first of all. Second, get outside. Do something rare.
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Brett
Do some day trading.
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Brady
Oh, yeah, it's rare, man. It's rare to get up at 5 in the morning and realize it's like 78 degrees outside or whatever with a nice breeze. Can't do day trading outside. Why would you do that? Why would you go, are you all right? Have we started off worried about you already? Your first words make me go, what's he talking about?
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John
546. What the hell?
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Brady
He's already confused me. It's his goal, day trading. I guess he could. He'd wander around outside and day trade, but then, you know, get a cool cloth for your head and move forward anyway, perfect outside to stand in it. Raining a little bit up north, too, so. Like Deer Valley.
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John
You get any on your side?
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Brady
Not yet. Okay. I17 in Deer Valley. They were saying it's raining and then a little bit north of there, so that's good.
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Brett
Two nights ago, woke up in the car. Had the little spots.
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John
Enough to piss you off.
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Brady
Yeah, just enough to. God damn, I'm not gonna wash your goddamn car. Yeah. Nobody else had it. Just you. Somebody just turned a hose on your car. Anyway. Yeah. So I'm just letting you know we don't get this in July too often. We're having kind of a good summer. This is a great way to start today. And it's not even going to break 100 today, which is awesome. Hopefully. Maybe, maybe not. We'll see. I also realized, you know, as I. I look through all that goes on in the world, last night, the All Star Games going on, that was actually pretty fun.
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John
Wasn't bad.
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Brady
Kind of cool. I like the. I like the thing that they do when they've got the catcher and the pitcher miked up and they can talk to the guys broadcasting the game. It Was. That was like, all right.
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John
This is like, Kershaw was entertaining.
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Brady
Kershaw was awesome. He's. Yeah, yeah. 22 was great. And. And, yeah, I mean, it was just such a neat kind of. John is 12 again. It made me feel like, oh, these guys are, like, awesome. I love baseball. I loved hearing what they said. And it's, you know, pretty interesting to have them, the catcher and pitcher able to talk to each other was neat. And, you know, big dumper back there talking to the. To Scoble. It was. It was a cool thing. So they had some cool stuff. And at the end, the, you know, the homer off, which I thought was kind of a. It took too long to get to it. But if you watch it, you're like, this is just flat out entertaining. Even if you don't like baseball, this is just a fun game. It was a blast. Diamondbacks well represented. Marte had a couple RBIs. Corbin Carroll went deep dive. Players that were there showed up. Kyle Schwerber hits three home runs. I'm entertained.
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Brett
Maybe they're moving more towards, you know, the Savannah Bananas doing.
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Brady
If you've been to the Savannah Bananas, you have, you have. Baseball has a long way to go.
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Brett
Incorporating one or two things.
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Brady
You know, even the Savannah Bananas have a better way. Like, you just have to go to one of their games. You realize, oh, baseball, like, even the little tiny things that baseball thinks they're being creative with is like a one tenth of what the Bananas do. And that's the reason why the Savannah Bananas go into Boston's Fenway park and sell it out three nights in a row, no problem. As they do it, it's just such a different animal. And they make baseball fun. Baseball's done everything it can to be stodgy and old manish and boring in a time when everybody wants stuff moving fast. And they did it last night. I think they should incorporate that thing. If it's a tie game after the 90s to get into a home run derby, nobody wants to watch.
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Brett
I've been to, like, a soccer game when they.
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Brady
Yeah. Kicks. Yeah, yeah. It's hockey did it. They went to shootouts after one. You do one inning of, you know, all right, we'll go to a 10th inning if. If nobody. If. If it's tied after that, we're going to do a home run derby. I was at a Cubs and Diamondbacks game in 2019. I went 16 innings. It was the most boring thing I've ever been to in my life. And. But you're just kind of committed to the idea of, like, well, I'm stuck here. It was a Sunday afternoon, and I'm like, well, might as well see how it ends. And it just wouldn't. It just. Ref refused to. And it was bad baseball. It was bad everything. Bad sports. So, yeah, a little home run derby in the middle of the game, that would be fun.
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John
That's what I loved about Kershaw. He's like, what should I throw here?
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Brady
All right, I'll throw Kershaw. I loved when. When Smoltz told me, he goes, what do you want me to do, Smoltz? He's asking the booth, what do you want me to throw? And he goes, why don't you give him a cutter inside? I don't have a cutter, Smoltzy. And he just. He goes, throw him another change up. And he was great. That was so fun and. And hearing that was a blast. So, yeah, they had some innovative ideas, but they weren't. You know, it was just peeking in to guys who don't care. They wouldn't do that during a regular game and whatever, but it was neat. It was a neat thing. So baseball, tip of the cap. It was a fun game. And you know what's great about it is that it's everything that a regular game isn't. The stuff that made it fun was stuff that you don't get in regular baseball. So hopefully they incorporate some things and see the difference. You're right, Brady. The Savannah bananas thing, they need to take a look at that and go.
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Brett
Take one or two things.
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Brady
Oh, to take six or seven things, there's a bunch of stuff the bananas do. After every home run, the whole team runs through the crowd. I mean, interaction with the. It's. It is so cool. Now you have to have like a, you know, like a little. A pathway that's. But they can do high fives to that front row, and they're right there. It was. I didn't know that's what they did. But after a home run, the whole team goes. Instead of a tip of the cap from the dugout, they're always so distant.
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Brett
Yeah.
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Brady
Major league baseball players. When I sit in those dugout seats, Hopkins will occasionally get the one that's right next to the dugout. And there's a guy that just stands there. Basically. Basically makes you feel like, don't look at him. Don't. Don't look at him. And you're like a foot from a.
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Brett
Guy, and he's looking at him the whole time.
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Brady
Yeah. Katel Marte had a Cruddy first at bat and came back in. There's like three or four little kids. From me to you, Brady, four feet, he's chucking his helmet into the fence. The kids are standing on screaming stuff. I don't even know if it was in English. I don't know what the words were. It was like, you know, it was like Qbert was mad and he's furious. And I'm like, that's awesome. Immediately some guy goes, don't look in it. Don't look in here. Like he's not. Don't have these seats. What am I supposed to do? You're not allowed to put your fingers through the little holes. Then don't make little holes. Of course a kid's gonna put his hands in the fence and like, get your fingers out. Why? Just do it. You're too close.
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John
Was he worried the guy from Chicago was gonna show up again, start breaking his balls or what?
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Brady
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, Martel. And then he started crying. Cuz Patel's got a. But. Yeah, it was. But the, you know, the bananas do a thing where the crowd's. You're in it. We. We appreciate you guys being here. Instead of just like waving to us like the queen or the Pope from some sort of protected space. It's. It's rough, but yeah. And then all of a sudden, in a game that matters, they like, oh, let's get fan friendly real quick. The bananas also do a thing that would ruin baseball statistically and start it all over. But you win innings. The innings over. Like, if it's one to nothing, like Brett. The White Sox come up top of the first score too. And the Cubbies in the bottom of the first score, three. No matter how many outs there are, that's it. And Cubs win the innings one to nothing.
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Brett
It's like a boxing. Like a. A period or a ring. You know, in a boxing match, you win a.
- [08:09]
Brady
Well, you win rounds. But. Yeah, but it just. It just ends when you win it. Unless the. If you're the team that's. If you're the top of the inning and you score three and the other team doesn't score, they get three outs to try to top it. Otherwise it's one to nothing. You don't get like the. And the game flies by. And then, you know, you could eliminate the. You know, the choreogr dances. Like, we don't need that. But the bananas are fun for a reason, and people are flocking to it because baseball's still cool. It's Just how it's played isn't. It just isn't. And these dudes are doing great stuff. And it kind of did a little bit of it last night without going bananas. Bananas. They did it. That said, as I, you know, keep my eyes open for things for the show, and I'm always 24 hours a day looking, observing, checking out news stories, thinking about something, doing that, I realized that no matter what happened, even last night, I kind of looked around like, maybe. Maybe the show we could tackle. We could tackle more political things with, you know, more gusto. And I'm like, I don't really, you know, I had this little inner debate last night looking at some stories that are political, and I think to myself, I don't want to go down that road because people get weird about it and you can't make jokes, and then you get. And then people miss the point. Then you start getting emails about Trump or Biden and whatever. It's like, John Gordon, the other day, they said, I have an email that said, I've gotten so liberal, it's out of control, can't listen anymore. You're so liberal. And John Gordon said, my girlfriend thinks you're a wild Republican. I'm like, that's what I want. I want people to not know and just think that at any given time, I can take, you know, a logical side. But this dude went nuts. You're so liberal now. I mean, what are you? You're gay. You support the Jews. And I'm like, wait a second. That's a liberal stance. I know. I don't know what this is. He was going crazy on me about, and he just had this bullet point list of things that I've said. Transvestites, this. They should have no rights. This guy's Genghis Khan. And I just emailed back, and I'm like, see, you don't even know me. But I appreciate you paying attention because he knew everything I've ever said. That said, I realized that no matter how serious I try to take this show and how I think to myself, well, let's. Let's drive the ship this way. I will never, ever be able to ignore the headline. My breasts grew uncontrollably due to a rare condition. That's the show that's immediately. I could think about what Bill O'Reilly's in trouble for. I can think about what Chris Cuomo said, what Hannity said, what Rachel, I could go down the roads that no, my breast grew uncontrollably due to a super rare Condition is going to be what I pay attention to from here until forever.
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John
How do you get that?
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Brady
I don't know. But I want more women to have it. Man, look at the size of these things. You can't escape. It's ridiculous. It's insane. She's 22. She's Brazilian. Has a new lease on life after surgeons removed. Take a guess at how many pounds.
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Brett
Looking at those jugs.
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Brady
Yeah.
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John
5.
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Brett
I'm saying pretty strong.
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Brady
It's a solid amount of breast meat. Yeah. Got a little booby meat at five pounds. Think about a five, five pound booby meat. Pull. I'm going 15, 22 pounds. Combine it. 22 pounds of booby meat. It took 10 hours to pull out 22 pounds. 11 pounds of booby meat. Think of bowling balls.
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Brett
That's a lot of meat.
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Brady
That's. She had two of them.
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John
There is a God.
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Brady
There is a God. I am Brady. We've been wrong. And occasionally he goes, watch this. Her name is Thinara Marcandes. Her chest ballooned to an extreme, extreme size in just months in the rare and debilitating condition only a few people have in the world. Now in this picture of her. And look her up. Everybody on your phones. It's safe. Thynara. T H A Y N A R A.
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Brett
That's 88 quarter pounders.
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Brady
That's right, Brady. Well done. Can you imagine? Now you can put it in two bags. It's just like stuffing it inside your body. You do it. 88 Quarter Pounders. She's a teaching student. She's always worn medium sized shirts until her breasts started growing as 750 grams, which is a pound and a half a month. She couldn't figure it out fast. She had to buy all new clothes multiple times. She said, I couldn't even wear a bra anymore. They don't make them. One day I tried eight shirts and none of them fit. I realized I have to go buy clothes again. Her aunt said, said, somebody's finally said something like, looks like you're kind of out of control there. Tharnaya started getting to the point in the street where people were stopping and just pointing at them. I would have been one of those people, oh my God, what's that? She said, once I went to the supermarket and people started to think I was stealing stuff. I was frisked. They didn't think you were stealing stuff. They wanted to feel this. It soon took a toll on nearly every part of her life. She said her oversized chest made everyday tasks impossible. I'll tell you what You've what is called an oversized chest. I'm thinking maybe you find a guy, you're never gonna have to do a task again. The only thing you're gonna need to do is just kinda sit still, maybe shower in front of me every once in a while.
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Brett
You say a pound and a half.
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Brady
In a month, A day or month? Yeah, every month. A pound and a half.
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Brett
Three pounds. You get three pounds of breast meat. Something's changed about you.
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Brady
Yeah.
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Brett
In the last two months, people aren't.
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Brady
Gonn too much attention at first because it's awesome. After about, I don't know, six, seven months, when you start to realize we've hit that 18 pound mark and it's not stopping. She said it bothers me. It was hard to cut my toenails. They got places for that. Yeah.
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John
Be an Asian lady.
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Brady
Happy to do that for her. I can't run. I stopped going to the gym because of my back. Lay down. You're gonna be fine. Just lay down.
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Brett
Morgana did it back in the day.
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Brady
My back hurts a little bit sometimes. You know what I do? I lay down. You never have to work. Your God gave you income right there now. Yeah, the. The payoff for that income, which is extraordinary, will be laying down a little bit and, you know, being a little uncomfortable occasionally.
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John
Never mind.
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Brady
I'm. I was in pain so much, I needed to get a. I had to get a wheelchair. I don't know how that's helped. They're still pulling down your shoulders. Wheelchairing. Doctors initially thought it was cancer, but she ultimately was diagnosed with the greatest word I've ever seen. I trumped it. The greatest word maybe ever invented. Gigantomastia. Gigantomastia needs to be a wrestler. Just a giant can. Sounds like a Mastodon album or something. Gigantomastia. And the artwork is just one giant milker.
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John
Oh, yeah.
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Brady
It can strike randomly, ladies. So I don't know, go stand under a light pole or something and see if you can get some of this.
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Brett
Does it say how many people suffer from it?
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Brady
Yeah, it says that it happens during.
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Brett
Puberty or benefit from it.
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Brady
Pregnancy, medications. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Obesity, autoimmune disorders. It said some cases are slow. Others, like hers, escalate in a matter of weeks to months. You jump several cup sizes in a couple days. Along with pain and poor posture. Symptoms include numbness in the nipples, infections. Now we're talking. Like, somebody's not cleaning them. I would spend all day in the bathtub just rubbing them, cleaning them. It would be like having a. Somebody Just gifted you. Like, you go out in your garage and there's a 68 GTO. It's like, what's this? I don't know. It just grew here. Oh, my God. I'm never going to stop washing that. In some cases, the medication can slow the growth, but most patients require surgery like this lady did, and they take care of it. It says at their biggest point, they.
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Brett
Wait so they could once they remove it. Like she got this removed.
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Brady
It's.
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Brett
It's done. It doesn't come.
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Brady
I don't. I don't know about that. 26 pounds were what her cans weighed before the 22 pound removal. So she kept five. That's still a hefty set of cans. I'm thinking of all the cans I've seen in my life. Never once did I have five pounds of meat. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm going checklist. No, never. Yeah. Do I know how it works, Brady? I don't. And do I? She had it 10-12-25 last year. She got the 22 pounds pulled somehow or another. And this was all women. I'm guessing she raised 7, $200 to help pay for the procedure. Now, you know how fast she would have raised million dollars to get £22 put in. Every guy in the world, I would have to donate to that anyway. So I'm sorry for her and her issues, but every picture I see of her with the 22 pounders, the 26 pounders, she's all smiles. Here she is at the leg, just loving every second. Now, is it attractive? No, no, it's clown.
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John
Oh, yeah.
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Brady
But you want it? You would? Definitely. She's got. That's a payday because she's a pretty girl.
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John
I would sink the Titanic.
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Brady
Oh, my God. They're ridiculous. But yeah. So as serious as I ever want to get. As much as I'm like, you know what? This. We can go down this road and do that road. Nah. A lady's going a pound and a half a month on her cans.
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John
How does it.
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Brady
I'm gonna pay attention back. That's what Brady asked. And a lot of times, like, that's. I had. I knew a girl in high school who had triple J bre. She was very pretty. All right. I know. And she got breast reduction surgery down to Cs. And they grew back to double Ds, like before the end of the year. Like they wanted to be huge.
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John
There is a God.
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Brady
There is. Yeah. He's like, nope, nope, that's too small. And they, they, they boomed Back up to double Ds in a great way. Except for they had scars then.
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Brett
In a great way.
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Brady
No, it was in a great way. I don't know what you're talking about. Those are some great big Brazilian lady. If I was you, she gets free citizenship. We're going to go, we're going to have ICE go down to Brazil and pick her up and deport her right into Alligator Alley, and we're going to bring out the Florida where she belongs. I mean, it's amazing. It's just flat amazing. And then, you know, I'm like, ah, well, John, you're distracted because you're kind of a teenage boy. You got to understand that. And then the next story I saw, I'm like, well, no, there's just, it's just, it's just who I am. Lady says, I want to restore my hymen and return to my Mormon roots. So I'm leaving only fans. I'm like, wow, I will read every one of these stories forever. I don't, I don't need politics in my life. I don't need any of this stuff. I find the good, they find me good stories. Just find me Pat McMahon. She's in Texas. She's an only fan star. And she under. She wants to go undergo Hyman restoration and then become a good Mormon again. I'm not a religious man, but is Mormon Jesus okay with that? Like, you hammered out your hyman for so long, you got paid for your cans and your honey hole. And then you're like, I'll have a doctor surgically put it back and we'll just ignore that that ever happened.
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Brett
You're asking if he's that for. He can forgive that much, Brady.
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Brady
I mean, is it legitimate, though? I mean, why wouldn't everybody do this? Like, I just live my life like crazy and then at the end have my Hyman put back. I know.
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Brett
I, I remember there was celebrity, but they did it.
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Brady
Oh, it was their marriage. Tony Braxton.
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Brett
Braxton.
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Brady
Tony Braxton, the singer in the 90s. But she did it the old fashioned way and read some stuff even before the Internet that if you don't like, there's a chance it'll grow back on its own if you just, pardon the pun, clam up for seven years or so, and then the next thing you know, you've re virginized. And it doesn't happen to everybody, but it can. If you go completely celibate for seven to eight years, your junk will grow back to like, oh, okay, back to showroom. Cleanliness like zero miles on the odometer. She's 42. She looks great. But she said she's a mother of three. Described herself on her website as your favorite next door milf. She was kicked out of her church when they found out about her side hustle. Well, yeah. And now she's like, I want to wipe the slate clean. I want to sew it back on.
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John
What's this whore's name? I mean, what's this woman's.
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Brady
That's good. I don't remember her name. I find her name. I gotta look her up. Her name is Jane something. Hang on. Where's the name? Did they ever not give the whole name? Oh, come on. Holly Jane.
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John
Holly Jane.
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Brady
Oh, I think I Holly Jane. And she wants to have a Frankenpuss and sew this thing back together and then like, see if God notices, which I find hysterical. I abused it. It looks like a big Montana now. I'm going to a doctor. I'm gonna make it a Frankenpuss and know it's it. And she's doing it. And I think it's a trick. I don't think it's for Mormon Jesus. I think it's for her when she gets back on. Only fans. So we can see this thing in its new form.
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Brett
It's a good fallback program.
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Brady
Pretty bad. Good looking lady. It's not. Is it a good fallback plan is that you're presenting? Has that ever happened?
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Brett
Like, if it doesn't work, I'm the form thing. I can go back and.
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Brady
Yeah, just sew one on. It's a do over. It's a vaginal do over. But is that. Does anybody ever say that in a confession booth? There's like, you say 10 hail, hail Marys and then go have your hyman sewed back on. I didn't know doctors had like spare hymens laying around to put back on.
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Brett
I don't think, you know, I think it's like a car. Once those miles are put on there, you can't, you know, it's rolling.
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Brady
It's cheating. Right? It's like sawdust in the thing to.
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Brett
Make necessarily putting in a new engine.
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Brady
No, it isn't. It's. It's degreasing and then rolling the numbers back.
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John
It's just going to junkyard and getting one there and putting it in the car.
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Brady
Yeah.
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Brett
Something new Bondo on there.
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Brady
Yeah, yeah.
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John
Call Shane Orlando, you know, get it all fixed up.
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Brady
You got a bent frame and you're not being super honest about it. That this is a salvage title. It looks good. Man, oh man. Have you ever driven this? Not what wow. But inside the gate it's like just a trash compact.
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Brett
Yeah, you need to check the CFAX on that.
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Brady
Yeah, that would be a good idea. The facts is a good idea. Check the how many facts? How many miles these broads will go to the doctor to fool men and even to fool. To try to fool the Jesus.
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John
Now since she, you know, she's doing it for the Jesus now does she got to give all that money back? All the money she. She made whoring around? I mean I'm just saying if you want to do it, you want to.
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Brady
Do it the proper way before she spent it. Well, that she may have already spent.
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John
Donate your house to the church then.
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Brady
You make a solid point. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean who talks like that? 98 can you pe we're here with.
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John
Byron from MMP Guns. Byron, why should someone choose to go to MMP Guns?
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Brett
The choice is simple, Brett. MMP Guns is your one stop shop for all your shooting needs. We offer Arizona's largest selection handguns, rifles, shotguns, new and pre owned. We also have a large selection of.
- [23:54]
Brady
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- [23:56]
Brett
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- [24:04]
John
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- [24:09]
Brett
That's a fact. You can visit us at the store.
- [24:11]
Brady
At the northeast corner of 12th Street School or online at MMP guns.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. That's a very cogent and thoughtful moment.
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Brett
The church might but of course she's.
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Brady
Not going to give that money back.
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Brett
To and the church might suggest you know 10 of the only fans is going to be a lot more than.
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Brady
Does the church want 10 of only.
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John
One 10% of everything.
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Brady
They kicked her out. That's my point.
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Brett
No, they're missing out.
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Brady
So are ill gotten gains still something they want you to tithe from or only future she has to.
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Brett
Yeah. Can't do the only fans.
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Brady
Well I know she can't but I mean do they want her old money because it came from dirty?
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John
Yup, I guarantee they did.
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Brady
Oh of course they did. Mormons don't care. Sell your hymen back on. Where's our cut? Right. Yeah. I wonder if go to one of.
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John
Our doctors.
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Brady
Before and she was out of the Church.
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Brett
Maybe she stopped tithing.
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Brady
Yeah. So I don't know. But those headlines will grab my attention every time. Way over. Trump talks to Putin. Ukraine does this. Biden yells about the auto pen. AOC Is yelling at something else. Schumer's all over the place. Yes. Schumer's nuts. That weird Indian socialist is running New York, and I'm like, wait a minute.
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Brett
Grand Canyon?
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Brady
Yeah, well, that's. That's different. That's not political. That's. Who cares? Fires happen.
- [25:27]
Brett
But you'll look. You'll look into that a little bit.
- [25:29]
Brady
Maybe for 10 seconds. Like, do I know the places that burned down? But it's not.
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John
It's like Playboy. You just look at the pictures.
- [25:35]
Brady
Exactly. Tons of articles on the front. That's perfect. That's exactly what it is. At the Grand Canyon. AOC expose on Trump. And here we go. Cans and ass. Wait a minute. This is why I came to the party. Maybe Epstein a little bit. But even then, you can't talk about that because it's tribal. I'm just. I'm into the basics, and I'm, you know, I'm a basic fella. It gives me hope that seeing this. Another one just popped up on my phone. Onlyfanstar rushed to the hospital after 583. Man sex scene stunt. I'm reading that. I'm clicking on it. Trump talks to Putin again. Are we at war? No. All right. I'm not going to understand that. Give me stuff. I get pretty awesome when you got that going. And then the other stuff that I'm interested in, I like the frivolous. I'm here for the last. This guy's got a. Is the honey hole part of the organ donor program? I don't. There's a great question. Where do you get a new honey diamond? I need a doctor.
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Brett
Is it a synthetic flap? Is it a.
- [26:44]
Brady
Is it. Is it. Is it lab produced, so to speak?
- [26:47]
Brett
Kevlar?
- [26:48]
Brady
Did they just fold it over and shoot in some, like.
- [26:51]
John
You Botox it up like the. Like the gays do with the B hole?
- [26:55]
Brady
Yeah, but you got to add the. The spray pouch. I mean, you know what I mean? You got to break it open and have the Juicy Juice or it's not authentic. Is that like, Sunny D in there?
- [27:08]
Brett
Philip, I throw a little rain bird in there.
- [27:10]
Brady
Yeah, you got to make it active like. Like Vesuvius. All right, it's ready to go. Be careful. Don't do any teeter totters or anything. You might blow this thing up. It's fragile. You Put a hymen back on. Are you in the hyman? It's a great question. Michael Betts, are you in a hymen donor program? Do you watch TV and wait for hear about car accidents and call and go, anybody donate their hymen? Like I want that. Vaginal do overs are. That's mad. It's possibly a great band name, but also, I don't know. I don't think that's like gay guys don't have anal do overs, do they?
- [27:52]
John
What that botox thing is.
- [27:53]
Brady
No, that's so you can. That's so it doesn't hurt as much.
- [27:57]
John
I thought it put back into shape for the prolapsing.
- [28:00]
Brett
Can they help?
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Brady
They can mesh it up, I suppose. But I mean, that's not a do over. That's a repair that's just full out. Like, you know, structural repair. That's what they're doing to the Diamondback Stadium next year. Up upgrades. This is just flat out. Let's just pretend it's new. You're right. It's a kit car. You guys, you nailed it. It's basically rolling back the numbers on the odometer. I had my hyman put back together. Like, what the hell? What were you doing? Aaron said it's actually just flex seal stuff. Does everything. That's true. Flex Seal is an amazing product. Not so much the tape. The spray is okay and the glop is good, but the tape. Don't. Don't bother with the flex seal tape. That stuff doesn't work at all. Not even a little bit. I tried it on a hose that the dog took a. When bus was a puppy. Bit through a hose and I flex sealed over it. It just gooes under the tape and washes the tape away. That stuff doesn't work for that.
- [28:54]
Brett
Mine's still in the package. Good to know.
- [28:56]
Brady
Yeah. Yeah. Don't you have the tape?
- [28:58]
Brett
Someone gave it to, you know, a stocking stuffer.
- [29:00]
Brady
Gloop. The. The GOP stuff. That gluey goo. That's good. And then the spray works good, but not on hoses and stuff. I do have put the tapes up. Yeah, the tube's really there. That stuff's good. I found that. That is actually for PVC or sprinklers. Excellent stuff. It doesn't last forever. I'll say that. And in the sun it dries up really. So I don't think it's built for Phoenix. But is Flex Seal the one where that guy sits in that house and screams about the water? Yeah. Yeah. You can't do what he says. You can't make a boat out of tape and float around in it with a grown man in it. It's. There's no way I've used that stuff. It doesn't work. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. But flooding the house, he floods an entire home. Flex sealed home outside, not a drop gets inside. And there's fish and stuff hanging out in the windows. And was like, no, I flex sealed it. It's all this water. And I'm like, there's no way. And actually read about that that he actually did flood a house. But it was a specifically built home that they put in this tank that was designed to not look like a submarine house. So they're like, of course. So it was more than just flex sealed. It was. The construction of this home was pretty impressive. And then to have truth in advertising, they flex sealed the windows and put some tape on the door and they're like, see, it's all flex seal. But really it was, it was Red October that they put, you know, a porch on. Either way, just a side note, flex seal not a great thing. Rebuilding your hyman. Give it a try, ladies and Oceangate.
- [30:29]
John
Should have bought some of that flex seal.
- [30:30]
Brady
It been fine. Oh my God. They had a little bit of that inside and heard a couple of those crack, crack. I got it, I got it. Gotta just put it up there. Anyway, I was, I was, I was trying to be more advanced in life. I was trying to understand the world a little bit better. I was trying to say, you know what, maybe tackle a topic or two. That. And then I see the boob thing and the Hyman thing and I'm like, man, this, this is what I do. This is where I, this is where I live. And I'm happy to live here. It's a nice escape from all that other stuff. You can't get away from anything. I don't even know what's going on in anymore because it's all so fast. Remember we were mad two weeks ago at Iran. I don't think I like, I don't hear anything about it anymore. Like we were like furious on whether or not this happened. I don't even know if that's still a thing.
- [31:14]
John
Are they still around?
- [31:16]
Brady
They're still a country. It seemed like that quieted everything down. Like even Israel and Iran. Every day I'd go home and I'm looking at bombs thrown one way or just kind of stopped.
- [31:26]
Brett
It just, it's.
- [31:28]
Brady
Well, now we're on to something else. Well, I Don't know. I don't know.
- [31:31]
Brett
For 24 hours and then more drones come out.
- [31:34]
John
But we don't unite the world.
- [31:35]
Brady
Yeah. Because we're paying attention to something else. It doesn't matter. I don't know what's going on over there. Nobody's telling me. For. For a little bit. It was like everyone was over there. Anderson Cooper was. There were people just standing outside in Tel Aviv. Go. This is awful. We're going back now. Epstein. Michael. Okay. Puff Daddy. Like, okay. So I'm no different.
- [31:55]
Brett
Protesting is mellowed out a little bit.
- [31:57]
Brady
I don't know. He's that mad at the Palestinian Jew thing as much like I'm pretty much, it's too hot here. We'll never know. But I mean like, yeah, there were marches and ice and people were ah. And now they're kind of like, ah, it's too hot. I'm gonna go to the lake. I don't know what's going on.
- [32:13]
Brett
Vacation. That's it.
- [32:14]
Brady
So I think, I think I just kind of. I want to pay attention to what I want to does. You get all riled up for a week about like nuclear facilities and you, ah, nuclear. They've got to stop these nuclear facilities. What's that? Her boobs grew to £26. I don't care about nukes. Where's that? Has she been standing by that facility?
- [32:34]
John
We've had nukes for years. We'll get to it.
- [32:37]
Brady
We'll get to it. Where did these come from? Does she live by Palo Verde? What in the world causes that? Here's another one that caught my eye last night. You and I talked about it a little bit yesterday. I was warned and a lot of guys are doing this and it's a. It's a good thing. It's actually good now. I have the testosterone levels of a 17 year old boy. It's dangerous. And that explains why these stories appeal to me. But at one point a few years ago, a guy said you should try testosterone. See if you can get it to like its max. And we did. And then you realize that. That everything that testosterone does to your body when you're 17, your body wants it. When you're 14, 50, your body doesn't. And it feels like you've got. Your penis feels like it's a baked potato in the microwave set on 11 minutes because it'll wake you in the middle of the night angry. It might as well have a turban on and an AK47. It's furious like it is when. When You've overdone your testosterone. It's furious. Like, you'll just get these raging, angry, Al Qaeda erections for no reason at all. My testosterone levels got to 1200, which I think is the max. And they're like, you're firing at 1200. This is like what a 16 year old doing, like. Yeah. In the middle of the night. There was a third person in my house and it was a horrible creature who was like planning bombings and buying airline tickets. And it was. He was awful. It felt like he was just gonna.
- [34:02]
Brett
Riding in your pants.
- [34:03]
Brady
I thought for a while he was good. Yeah, he had. Yeah, I was. I was at the door and like, like, geez, that's a big box. The Amazon guy, he bought a paraglider and he had tickets to a show. I'm like, this thing is out of control. He was hateful, he was mean. He made me upset. He hurt me. I wake up in the middle of the night with just like, what the hell is going on down there? Hated it. But I was warned, like, you got a lot of testosterone going. And I was using the cream and I'm like, I don't need this. I don't think. But I was told, don't touch your daughter, dogs. Don't touch that wife of yours if you haven't thoroughly washed your hands and give it like 20 minutes after you've even washed your hands or you go touching anybody. No oral sex with Al Qaeda boner. That dude is gonna kill her. And because some girls will react and grow like a mustache, like tomorrow, five o' clock shadow. Yeah, they'll get a thrill. I got all these weird hairs going on my T testing. Yeah, that's me and Al. That's me and Osama dick laden down there. So then you see a dude on testosterone had just had a baby. And the infant he was holding her.
- [35:17]
Brett
She grew skin to skin.
- [35:18]
Brady
She grew a wiener. The little dog infant baby grew a micro penis. Because, dad, like, she's developing constantly. A baby's always like, everything's in motion, ocean. They're constantly growing stuff. Stark warning to parents exposing their children to potent products. After a baby girl bizarrely grew a micro penis with cut after cuddling with dad.
- [35:41]
Brett
So that's what they thought it was. Yeah, the doctor went in and said, in fact, it's not. It just swelled up because of the female bits. And they made it look like a micro penis. They said, oh, what's going on and what's happening?
- [35:58]
Brady
Well, that's what you think has happened. That's what the parents asked the doctors to say publicly. Since this story went public, somehow our doctors, like I'm telling the news, because if your daughter grew a dick, the last thing you want is that on the New York Post.com. yeah, especially if you're in Stockholm. Somebody leaked this information. So, yeah, of course the parents are telling the doctors, get out there and tell them that didn't happen. Her daughter doesn't have a dick, you jerks. And fix this.
- [36:21]
Brett
Well, according to them, they figured out it was the testosterone gel. Sure. And so they got rid of it.
- [36:30]
Brady
Right.
- [36:31]
Brett
Micro went away again.
- [36:33]
Brady
You're buying it because why would the news know any of this? Yeah, why would the news know any of this? Suddenly they're like, look at this little girl grew micro penis because of testosterone. The parents are like, stop telling the people all about that. And then they went, oh, sorry about that. No, we fixed it. That little girl doesn't have a dick. Don't bother that family. That's exactly how that happens. Because if, you know, God forbid, your daughter grew a dick and it made the new news, you'd fight tooth and nail to tell that news. We fixed it. It wasn't at all what you were saying. Yeah, it was. She grew a little dick and that's exactly what happened. I know we fixed that. Don't worry about it. But why, why put out the warning then? We were wrong. They were. They put out a warning saying, don't touch your kids. I was told that. Don't touch babies, don't touch dogs.
- [37:16]
John
No problem with that.
- [37:17]
Brady
Don't, don't bother your wife on this stuff. It'll help real fast with the development. Well, even people who've already developed can't imagine with a baby. Like with a dog.
- [37:25]
Brett
A ten month old baby.
- [37:26]
Brady
Yeah, with a dog. They said, don't touch the dog if you've got any of that stuff on your hands because it'll make them super aggressive. It can change their personality, like in a heartbeat. And I'm like. And I know that to be true because this cream has made my dick the number two in Al Qaeda. It was the meanest penis on the planet. It was like Mike Tyson in my pants. He was angry all the time and furious. Like nothing was pleasurable. It wasn't enough. You couldn't please him. All right, I'll do it. Jesus Christ, leave me alone. He threw up all over the place. And he'd look back and he goes, do it again. I can go away for five minutes. Give me ten minutes without you. No, I run this Place. Now I am the captain. Oh, crap. And every morning I'd get up and he'd be asleep and I'd rub that stuff on my balls and I'd see that eye open up. Lazy. Yes, more juice, please. And the next thing you know, I got Barry Bonds down there. He was furious. If you've got erectile issues where it's not what it used to be, then your testosterone still, you know, it would be low. They'd bring it back. Don't go to 1200 if you're. Trust me. Get up to 7 or 8 where you belong. That's high. That's still good. 12. 1200 is scary. I had a buddy who was at 40, like his dick was droopy dog. And I had Mike Tyson go. And it was terrible. He's like, Yeah, I got 40. I don't know what to do. And stressed out at work and all this. And he went to testosterone. Got it to like 300, 350 and stuff. He goes, it works again. It's good. I'm like, dude, you don't want anything to do with 1200. That's a roller coaster ride for pros. I wasn't prepared for it. Those middle of the night ones. Oh, I'm telling you, it, it was. It hurt nothing. But I didn't touch dogs. I didn't touch people. Like, I. It was like a doctor going into surgery for like 15 minutes after I applied everything. Soap and water, Lava soap. I'm doing it like I was just cleaning an engine. Go out of there and walk away. Man, oh man, trouble. So just a warning. And also it'll. You know, I read between the lines of these news stories, I can recognize a couple cover up pretty much better than anybody. End of. The doctors say they may have been wrong. Well, then why are we still talking about it? Nothing to do with that. The little girl just puffed up a little bit. The penis. The penis is gone. That little girl over there in Sweden doesn't have a dick. That's crazy.
- [39:55]
Brett
The beard is natural, right?
- [39:57]
Brady
Meanwhile, she's Italian. And now they just put grew micro penis in quotes and grew a little dick for. For a day or two. No big deal. No, she grew a dick. You guys effed up. You tried to correct it. You took some of the swelling down with a couple shots of, you know, like some sort of Ned or something. You popped in there and ibuprofen, the micropenis went down to manageable size. And he told, don't touch your daughter anymore with that stuff on your hands. And that's it. If you've got a baby and you're on testosterone, don't touch it. It'll grow a dick. It happened in Sweden. It didn't. It happened in Sweden. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you guys were. For like three days. It was a mistake. Then sue everyone. No, we can't sue because it's true that for three days she had a dick. Your daughter had a dick. Oh, that's a good band name right there. Your daughter had a dick. But these are the stories that catch my attention. You guys go ahead and waste your time with Putin and Netanyahu. I keep my eye on it. But mainly just headlines. I'm done. Those news stories, I'm reading head to toe. I'm going top to bottom on that. Brady, you can believe the COVID up all you want. That makes it a more beautiful thing. But that ain't real. There's no way that's real. We in two days figured out the how to get the penis to go away. No, you didn't. Just stop asking the question. Leave it at the familiar beat, misses A Tad Ball, we've got a problem. I think it's hilarious. And what's worse is you had to notice it. Honey, have you cleaned the baby? Yeah. Why? I don't know.
- [41:40]
Brett
There's a dangly.
- [41:41]
Brady
There's a dick on her now. Have you seen that? What? My God, she's right. That's a dick. Oh, daughter of mine will have a dick. Take her to a Swedish hospital immediately. Doctor, we've noticed a dick growing off our daughter. What? Even the doctor be like, let me see it. What? You're right. Get everybody in here. Call the news.
- [42:00]
Brett
What caused this?
- [42:02]
Brady
We know what caused it. You're. Yeah, Troy's in there. The news just called. Said daughter had a dick. Grew it, like, overnight. And then they're like, oh, we shouldn't have called the news. We gotta. We gotta lie and make this right. Her daughter has a Dick. Her Daughter has a Dick is a great band name. That is a great band. Anyway. And if your daughter has a dick, I apologize, because some of your daughters. Daughters do. I've seen the China video. Some of them grow one. And if you're out there right now driving, going, jesus Christ, that's me. Hey, I'm not making fun of all of them. I don't want to see it. And if you ever whipped it out, I'd be like, there's, like, websites you can go to to watch ladies have the whole thing reshaped. One lady Was on there talking about, like she can't run because it hurts too much because it's hanging down, down. It's chafing. So she's getting a whole bunch cut off.
- [42:58]
John
She's gotta get a little like a jock strap type thing up there to hold it up or what?
- [43:02]
Brady
Yeah, I mean, gotta jock up. Otherwise that thing will flop out and start banging in like two. It's like two tortillas in the sun. And after a while it's gonna dry up and just crust. Oh, you heard me. And I don't know, ladies, I need to hear from one of you. Email me holmberg0pd.com when you got them hangers, downers, do you flap it up like a burrito at Chipotle and then put underwear over it? How do you, how do you encase it? Is it a swaddle? Do you swaddle it?
- [43:29]
Brett
I think it just, I don't know, Pack it in there.
- [43:32]
Brady
You gotta. Yeah, you gotta.
- [43:33]
John
Like a burrito supreme. Talk about.
- [43:35]
Brady
You ever see those people that talk about they roll the end and then they get the two sides over and it never breaks. Like. I think that's what these ladies have to do when they've got the, the, the, you know, flour tortillas.
- [43:45]
Brett
Much different from us, you know, putting on underwear.
- [43:48]
Brady
Yes, it is.
- [43:50]
Brett
Outside exposure.
- [43:51]
Brady
Do you. Have you seen women's underwear?
- [43:53]
Brett
It's tighter.
- [43:54]
Brady
It's a little. It's thin too. If you've got. Try putting your balls in there. That's what they'd have to do.
- [44:01]
Brett
Yeah. I don't know if they're thonging up necessarily. Yeah, I guess they could.
- [44:07]
John
Or what.
- [44:08]
Brady
Think of your balls going into a regular lady underwear. It's not even the thongs. And then tuck it in there. It's tight so it doesn't fall out. It's a bathing suit.
- [44:16]
Brett
I mean the.
- [44:18]
Brady
Tuck it in with a bathing suit, Give it a run. These poor ladies with this thing. They've got a lot of work to do now. Every time they pee, they got to do a fold over. And it's like they're folding shirts at the Gap.
- [44:29]
Brett
It's got to be just right. Can't wear that.
- [44:35]
Brady
You're not the most experienced man in this regard, but I think Brett may be able to back stuff. I have been and have seen, as have you, I assume a girl who in underwear seems fine, but when the underwear is off, I don't know, it looks like a. Like it was smoking a joke cigar. The thing just blew up. It was everywhere. But in bathing suits and stuff. It's not like she didn't show up in a pair of men's underpants and go, wait till you see this. Like it was. It was packaged nicely. Have you seen that? Oh, yeah. You've seen the.
- [45:09]
John
Oh, yeah. I want a beef wet dip.
- [45:11]
Brady
It. The reveal of the Portillo's that falls out of this girl's underwear. And for a while there it looked flat and normal and everything was okay. And then there's. There's like sarlaccs and like weird things coming out of it. I don't even know what that is. Tony Romas. I won't even give her name because it's not fair. But man, oh man, that thing was everywhere. And I wasn't even like having sex with her. She decided that to reveal it to all of us at an apartment pool party. Drop dropped them and out came the thing. It was horrible. But in the bathing suit, why did.
- [45:48]
Brett
She want to reveal that?
- [45:49]
Brady
She. I don't think she thought it was unusual. She was hot and she had her chipotle burrito all packed into this. It was a red bathing suit and it looked great. Everything about her was great. Let's get naked. One of the drunk girls, probably the girl I was dating, like, okay. All the girls took their clothes off and she was like 23 and it looked like she had just given birth that day.
- [46:14]
John
So it had to take her 10 minutes to pack it all in that suit.
- [46:16]
Brady
We didn't watch her pack it in, but yeah, there was a pack in. It's like a parachute. Oh, pack your own. I mean, it was.
- [46:24]
John
Gotta call Ron caps up to sit there and start rolling that thing.
- [46:28]
Brady
Roll his own. Make sure that this thing works. It was. And she wasn't in Speedos. It was a totally normal thing. She had to. It was all good till it was. Wasn't. I feel for those ladies and they're on the. And the ones that'll agree for the discount to get it fixed to go on like YouTube. There's videos of them. They have like TikTok pages dedicated like, hey, take a look at this. If you got one of these, we can fix it.
- [46:53]
John
Like, definitely had the Portillo's.
- [46:55]
Brady
Oh, the wet dipped. Yeah, the dipped wet beef. And it was, oddly enough. Oh, this is going to make people's breakfast. It was the same color. Get on in this morning. 6:31.
- [47:11]
Brett
Go in and get it hemmed.
- [47:13]
Brady
Yeah, yeah. It's like taking in jeans that you borrowed. These are too long. Brady's had to hem a Lot of pants. I bet you did as a kid have to hem all your pants. Oh yeah, yeah. Hemming was important to you. Now imagine that's attached to.
- [47:26]
Brett
You know. And then you went through the phase where cuffs were in.
- [47:30]
Brady
No, you had to cuff up to your knees though. Those. They didn't make pants for you. Like there's no way they made 4022s. They didn't happen.
- [47:40]
Brett
I've never seen those on the shelf.
- [47:42]
Brady
No. Yeah, those are. Yeah. But if you did, you'd have been like finally, yeah, go to wildmart for that or something. I think these are shorts but I don't know. Shorts and then cuff them. Brady's. Brady's legs are so short. He had to hem his shorts. He was stepping on them. Let's get A Wake up song 585-9800 a good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUP Wake Up Arizona Station. It's out of control now.
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John
Hey Byron, I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns, Brett.
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Brady
I sure do.
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Brett
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John
Well, can you do this to my gun?
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Brett
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Brady
No wait.
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John
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Brady
Come undone. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John, Brett and Brady and big Dick Toledo. They call us hobs but we are not worth miles to nowhere they speak on controversy who's Bobby and Johnny Snob? They think Duleepa's great for the faint of heart they're not Homer's morning sick Gotta get up to hear it Makes em laugh, makes em cry in all seriousness and fun make your cockried with the sun we'd like to introduce our main host they say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose but that's so prereq they own the mornings airing over 20 years like a blue pill they're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news he knows but you can't eat at Porkopolis because it closed Homewards. Morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you spiel. Wipe you off when they are done. Make your cock rise with the sun. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up yet. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big red radio's got you, sun. C word. Not you guys. You're fine. Yeah, you too. That was a fantasy C word. I'm doom fantasizing conversation. Ever do that? You do that? I do it constantly. Or I think of something that's going on in my life and then just get so introspective about it that I start arguing with the fake version of that. Bike rides. That's what I do in my bag. My bike rides. I solve all my problems on bike rides, but by having every possible discussion with what I'm angry at or who I'm angry at or frustrated with. And I go down every scenario I can think of so I'm prepared for when the real person says hi. And then the next thing you know, like, all right, you and me have a let's go. And they always say something I never planned for. Damn it, that was off script. What do I do now? But I do. I'm doom fantasizing about loads of. Loads of stuff. I gotta stop doing it. It's fun because, like, there's like, what.
- [51:35]
Brett
Am I gonna say to this person?
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Brady
There's like punch ups. Oh, yeah. It's complete. Just practice. It's rehearsal for how to handle a situation with a person, you know, work related or whatever else. Oh, I've got loads of it. I'm pent up, man. But that's why I said C word. I was calling somebody who's not even here a C word. Hope that I don't do that. And that's why I do that pre. So I don't have an outburst. That's what I think. People who don't think and don't prepare for those things are the ones who just scream, you know what you. Because they're too dumb to have thought this through beforehand.
- [52:13]
Brett
Or that's the plan was thought through. And then panic.
- [52:16]
Brady
Well, that's a dumb person's plan.
- [52:18]
Brett
Then it's flamethrower.
- [52:20]
Brady
Hey, C word. You is. Yeah, that's. That's usually a dumb person. You know what?
- [52:24]
Brett
This first couple of rounds is not. It's not working out.
- [52:27]
Brady
You think about lawyers and stuff very rarely, like, what, hey, you. And very rarely in court, they usually are prepared with what they're going to talk about next that's got an email about me saying, you know, sometimes when I am preparing or thinking about things, maybe the show could go a different direction. Maybe there's ways to do this and not be, you know, try to handle bigger stories on that without making everybody crazy. And I don't avoid anything. But at the same time, it's like stuff that you can kind of. I. I look at a story and go, oh, I can see where that's gonna go. If I start talking about this or my real opinion here, people are gonna lose their minds on that. And so I'll. I'll. I'll probably try to cushion that. I don't want to be inauthentic. So I just kind of like, eh. Well, I make the joke and I got an email from Thunderhorse that says, nope, politics, schmolitics, homebird. Keep the fart dicks and bigoted jokes coming. Fart fart dick needed a comma dick. Kind of a Dicks and bigoted jokes coming. You go political and. Or serious, you lose one Negro listener sign thunder horse. Well, you know, that's. I. I don't want to do that. We need all. All of those.
- [53:41]
John
Keep going awake.
- [53:44]
Brady
Yeah. I don't know. Must have been some sort of riot down where he lives. Woke him up early. Some of the white inmates might have gotten a little louder. And then the other thing that I really enjoyed that's going on is I love the hypocrisy of speaking of any sort of racial thing. The hypocrisy. And this isn't even race. I don't know when this got lumped into a race. If you go online, like all people do, I. I don't have any social media pages that I. I'm on. I have, like, a ghost account with FIT so we can watch videos. That's it. And so. And that's just so you don't have to go install now. Like, he put this thing and he gave me a password. I'm like, oh, this will make it so when I send you Instagram videos, you can watch them without. And I'm like, oh, this is great. So I'll scroll through every once. All it is is like. And people are abusing AI. I thought AI would be used more for porn. It's being more for, like, taboo jokes.
- [54:44]
Brett
A lot of things.
- [54:44]
Brady
Everything is all AI taboo racist jokes. And we all act like we're so. Oh, pearl clutching.
- [54:51]
John
I didn't notice anything.
- [54:52]
Brady
Oh, Brett hasn't noticed it. Brett's noticed absolutely no difference. In his Internet feed that was going on when it was real people. What's the problem now? Artificial intelligence. It's like, we can't keep up with Brett. But I look at it, I'm like, man, we're such a. We're just liars to ourselves. And watching, you know, some lady on CBS talking about all those words. So in Big Brother, I don't know if it was last night or the night before that show. Big Brother films people in that house 24 hours a day. And it used to be on Showtime. I don't know where you find it now. Probably online. But they would do the 24 hour camera, and sometimes I'd get sucked into that. I never watched the show. But every once in a while they had like a multi view, multi cams, like four different cameras at once. So your screen was split into four different things. And you could, like, pick one to go. Okay, I'm gonna go watch this.
- [55:41]
John
Watching a red zone channel.
- [55:42]
Brady
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna watch this person sleep. Or these two are playing chess or something in the middle of the night. Like, what are they talking about? And they're supposed to be filmed. And the idea is you're catching people vulnerable, trusting another person. Like conversations that are between two people. And the thing. Well, the other night, one of the contestants said they were doing something, and then you heard him go, oh, man, I'm a retard. And then. And then he goes, oops, I probably shouldn't use that word. And another guy goes, no, you shouldn't. And then they start to laugh a little. He goes, I've been working hard. That's one of the ones I'm working on not saying anymore. One of them. And all I'm thinking is, say the other ones. Like, what else are you working on? Like, that just falls out of your gob. And then his friend goes, it's all right. It's pretty late. You're lucky it's late. Well, hypocritical America, which is watching Big Brother for the reality of it, fires off like crazy. He's gotta go. Cancel him. That's horrible. Racial slurs. And I'm like, hold on. That ain't a race. That's not a race. It's a. An illness, isn't it? It's a condition. We'll say. Guessing. I'm not a doctor, but I know it isn't a race. There's not, like a country of them.
- [57:03]
Brett
Because they already kicked.
- [57:05]
Brady
I mean, Canada maybe, but I mean, come on, a season before 2008, they kicked a guy out for saying. Recently, somebody got kicked out for saying the N word. Right. The N word is the granddaddy. You don't say that one. We all know that. I got an email from a guy who said he used to say it all the time, and he's heard me say it. And then some lady on the comments are like, when did we start using that slur again? It's everywhere when people realize that when I call Brady one and he calls me one, it has nothing to do with the condition. It's only mean if you call someone who has it the R word. And we're so hypocritical that the word R tarted is okay so long as we get rid of that E. You're like, well, he didn't say the whole thing, so it's all right. It's intention. Right, Right. He's an R tart. Yeah. To understand. But you don't say it about somebody with the condition.
- [57:58]
Brett
Do they get mad? Just hard?
- [58:02]
Brady
Well, yeah, that's what. That's the thing. And that's the guy emailed. So I used to use it all the time. And he's got like a stepson or something that has. He doesn't have down syndrome. He's got a severe case. I think he said autism. I don't know. Let's just say it is for the sake of it. And he goes, but, you know, he's not our targeted. And so when people say that, it's offensive. And I'm like, well, sure, it should be offensive no matter what. If anybody's calling. Calling someone with a mental disability a name, it doesn't really matter what the name is. If you're a big enough dick to call someone with our tard and our tard, well. And for God's sakes, you're the jerk. But if I'm sitting here with Brady, I'm like, brady, you are so retarded. It just means you haven't advanced to a level.
- [58:44]
Brett
What do you mean?
- [58:45]
Brady
It's the definition. Come here for a second. Drooling McDouls a lot. You would him are the same. Nobody's doing that. And no, it's not a race. Yes, it's offensive, but it's designed to be. Because I want Brady to feel kind of dopey for a second. And then the argument would be, well, what's so wrong with that? Everything. Like, I. I don't want that. It's like, I understand the gays when they say. When I say, oh, Brett, that's so Gay. I understand why they'd be like, well, what's wrong with that? Like, I get that. Like, that one makes sense. Because it's, you know, it's. To me, I have an answer. But you're right. All right, I won't do that. Like, I get it.
- [59:30]
John
But it's a gay old time at the end of the Flintstones. I mean, it's. There's been meanings.
- [59:34]
Brady
Yeah. And I told him, like, look basically means happy. We see you as happy. We just don't know. We don't. We don't know if we have the fortitude to do what you do to get there. Like, you guys climb bigger mountains to be happy than I am willing to climb. Oh, yeah. But they're going to kick this guy off of Big Brother because he said something and he's. It's exactly what the show is designed for, to catch people in their natural habitat being. It's like going to the zoo and seeing a tiger eat something and they're like, oh, so much blood. Why in the world would they show us this? You went to the zoo like this. That's him eating. That's what he eat. Oh, I don't need this. Somebody fire the zookeeper. For showing kids that, like, don't go to the zoo. Don't watch Big Brother reality hidden camera show. And then get mad when they say something like, you know, r word doesn't make him a horrible person.
- [60:26]
Brett
I'm not sure, but I think that the zoo in Sweden was the one that got a little heat because they're feeding, you know, animal dies there.
- [60:35]
Brady
Yeah. They feed it to wrath and they're.
- [60:37]
Brett
Feeding it to the lions and right when people were out there.
- [60:40]
Brady
Yeah. That's what they eat.
- [60:41]
Brett
And I think they still. I don't know if they have stopped doing that or they wait until the parks close and they feed them.
- [60:51]
Brady
The guy called himself an effing R word.
- [60:59]
Brett
Who's.
- [61:00]
Brady
What race is insulted by that. It's like, it's racism. We are really reaching there. That's not really racism. That isn't it? I mean, if you're looking for a cure to fix a race and calling himself genocide. Yeah.
- [61:16]
Brett
If he's calling himself that. Is that spewing hatred towards a person. That is.
- [61:22]
Brady
Well, it's just an. It's just a bad word. Yeah. And it makes people act like they have to be morally better than everyone else. But bottom line is it's not racism by any stretch that's offended. Offensive to True racism. That's offensive to what actually People have faced throughout time as racism. I will tell you this. If it's racism to not give someone with down syndrome a job because they have down syndrome, if that falls into a race category, we're all guilty. Because I'm telling you right now, if I'm running an engineering firm and he comes in and he's got paperwork that says he's qualified and there's an able bodied non down syndrome guy and guy with down syndrome and we're going to be handling all sorts of expensive equipment, I'm hiring the other guy just based on the fact that he doesn't have down syndrome. If it's a race, that's like saying, I'm hiring this guy because he's white and you're Mexican.
- [62:20]
Brett
You need to have at least 10% down syndrome employees.
- [62:24]
Brady
No. Do we have that number here? The DEI of Down syndrome is not. I'm not noticed it. Nobody's ever gone through ago. Don't hire any down syndrome people. I see. I'm like, yeah, we want a smooth operation here. I don't think that's going to. That will. I don't know how to say this. I don't know what word there is that will slow our progress. I guess that would us, I think is what I'm trying to say. Oh my God. Oh, that's the actual way to use the word. Yeah, but you can't say it that way. No, no, I can. You're a racist. Towards what race? Star Wars. Pay attention. So this dude's going to lose. Like his, his following.
- [63:08]
John
Are they like Oompa Loompas? They come from Loompaland. I mean, is there what I mean, come on.
- [63:12]
Brady
I'm not calling people with the disability names, but I'm calling Brady that. Like, if Brady's walking. I like Thriller, for God's sakes. Nobody defends him. We've come up with new terms for him. It's not racist towards all people who fell out of their mother three months ago early. He's a preemie. It affects him 20 something years later he's got his own damn theme song when he walks in a room. Because he walks like a zombie. He's the only one not offended by it. I told the people downstairs, I'm like, hey, this is Thriller. Why do you call him that? I'm like, walk around for a second. Then I do the. Oh my God. Yesterday he was walking to his car through the window and I started to do this song. We do it all the time it every day. Brett is the Inventor of Thriller. It was a brilliant move. It was. We was looking out that window behind Brady as Thriller walked to his car down one floor, and you just heard. Brett just goes. Brett just goes like, what are you doing? I'm like, oh, my sweet God. I got it immediately. And then when you picked me up off the floor because you had made me laugh and until I was r tarted, that's all that means. And I know it's offensive, and I know, but it's. Some things are designed to be for the sake of getting through. If Brady's. If you're retarding the process of us going forward currently in this situation, you are the retard. Not that you have it or that people who have it need to be offended.
- [64:43]
Brett
Are the retardant.
- [64:44]
Brady
No, no, no. Retardant is a pre. Is a pretty preventative. That's something that stops something. If you are retarding the process. Yeah. You're making it so we can't go forward with your behavior. You are currently the retardant. A retardant goes and stops the progress of something. It's a definition of the word. We can't do it. Yeah. It's not a race. That's all I'm saying. Get mad at me. And all these people saying, oh, you can't use that word. That's bad. I get it. I get it, get it. But it's not a race. And let's not start giving into that one. That is one thing that you can say that Trump has done that I love. He's. He basically walked in to the room and everybody got a little sensitive and girly, and he's like, knock it off. This DEI crap stops here. Like, that stuff has to end. Not everybody's life should end because of a word, except for that one word, the N word. Nuclear. And, you know, he knows he's done that NWORD speech six or seven times. We all know the word the NW and then, nope, that's not it. Somebody in the crowd will shout it. Yeah, we're allowed to say it again.
- [65:57]
John
W. Mountain Dew guy shows up.
- [66:00]
Brady
Incorrect. Hillbilly Bob, Nuclear. This guy's right. The best part is the actual R words don't even know this is happening. It's virtue signaling. White women. R words are possibly some of the happiest people. And white ladies hate it because they can't comprehend why. Oh, white women hate happiness no matter what. Even if it's an R word. I said it. I want them to run. I want all the offices of politics to Be r words. Because it would be simple. They're fact based. They try to solve problems with love and emotion and empathy and. And yeah, there'd be some hiccups, but there are anyway. But for the most part, they're not. They're just going to want to. They're going to want to hug and like I said, send our most loving, caring R word to Moscow to sit with Putin and just say, why'd you do it to you, queen? Well, you know, there's a history of problems. I just don't want anybody to be hurt. And then he hugs him and he's like, the war is over. This is so adorable. Like, they would solve all the problems with hugs and jelly beans and like impromptu wiffle ball games in the office.
- [67:16]
Brett
Would it help in customer service?
- [67:19]
Brady
Could you imagine? I'm going to give this company a piece of my goddamn mind. Hello. Hello. How are you today? Thanks for calling this g to help you. Yeah, where's Kevin? See India nearby. Now we got rid of all of those new program where we're hired a bunch of people like me. I hope you're having a great day. I'll pay the bill. Never mind. Forget the charge you and yell at him. Let me talk to your supervisor.
- [67:52]
John
If it's Kevin, I'm yelling.
- [67:53]
Brady
Okie dokie. Hold on. Take it, please. The supervisor. I don't know what the hell that was. With a super. Can I help you? You went to the last one. Yeah, I'll just cancel the card. Oh, no, don't do that. I lo my job. He. Never mind. I'm going to pay the bill in full and throw a little tip on there. What's your name?
- [68:17]
Brett
You know what? He was good. At least I could understand.
- [68:20]
Brady
Yeah, and would you. What would be better now? What's really racist is when you hear that and you're like, hello, can I help you sign with this cover card? God damn it. Can I get somebody who speaks English over there? I'm pissed off.
- [68:37]
Brett
Sorry. I got nothing.
- [68:38]
Brady
Now that's called cover card. I'm sorry, son. What was that like? You'd be nice to them. They make the world sweeter. There's no question about it, man.
- [68:50]
John
Discover card's missing.
- [68:51]
Brady
The boat here just outsourced to all.
- [68:54]
John
Yeah, they got Kevin over there getting yelled at every 20 seconds.
- [68:59]
Brady
I'm sorry, I didn't understand what you said. Let me write it down. Hold on. Let me get my crayons. Oh, crap. He's gonna write it at crayon. I got purple. All right, all Right. Write my name down. Okay, Go. It's Kevin R. No, God damn it. Kevin K A E. Are you married? Kevin, pay attention two seconds, for Christ's sake. Next thing you know, all the bills get paid. Everybody's happy. The world is flowers just growing everywhere.
- [69:29]
John
Like toys, RCRs backwards and everything.
- [69:33]
Brady
Discover R backwards. Discover Card. We always pick on Discover Card. I just find it to be. Again, it's Pearl code clutching, virtue signaling. And I do. Call me Republican, call me Democrat, you'll never know. I'm down the middle because I can see good in both sides. And I also see crap in both sides. But I do love that Trump went in and go too far. You've got. You've all gone way too far. Just canceling people for. Give this dude a little grace. He's in his 20s. First, immediately he said the R word. And then he recognized. Oh, no, that was on tv. I'm gonna get in trouble. He knew immediately. Maybe he stopped saying it. So white women of Gilbert stop having. They can give him something to do, but it ain't racist. So you can get mad at me for saying it, but that ain't racist. You know, it'd be even more fun. I give these people a piece of my mind. Hello, Jay. Welcome to Corner. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't even know they had those over there. What is this? My name is Mango. I do it for your hand under this cover card. Jesus Christ. They comboed up. I got no chance. Mentally challenged Indians at call support. Good luck getting your request met there. Yeah.
- [70:54]
John
Do you get mad or you just.
- [70:55]
Brady
I mean, I don't know. They beat you. You're just broken at that point. It's not happening. This guy says, when I lived in Miami, there was a Fuddruckers where most everybody had down syndrome. Was the only place in South Florida that had great customer service. I mean, great. It's true. You had your friend that ran that place.
- [71:13]
Brett
Yeah.
- [71:14]
Brady
That was all people on the spectrum, like, heavily. Yeah. Somewhere his stuff got done there. Yeah. Like, the focus was amazing.
- [71:22]
Brett
The guy in the register wear bow tie, very strong, and it's unbelievable.
- [71:31]
Brady
Morning sickness. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98.
- [71:40]
John
Hey, Byron, I was looking at mmpguns.com's website.
- [71:42]
Brady
You have everything.
- [71:43]
John
And the prices are incredible.
- [71:45]
Brett
Yes, sir. Mmpguns.com has over 400,000 products for sale daily. Everything from firearms, ammunition, accessories, optics, clothing, decoys and more. The best part is, if you see it on our website, it's in stock. And ready to ship.
- [71:57]
John
Wait, there's no backorders?
- [71:59]
Brady
Nope.
- [71:59]
Brett
We work with all our distributors, so what you see on our site is what's actually available. We ship all over the country, so we're not just for Arizonans anymore. If the firearm you want is legal.
- [72:07]
Brady
In your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up. Sounds simple.
- [72:10]
John
That's why I always go to mmpguns.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.
- [72:16]
Brady
I watch Love on the Spectrum.
- [72:17]
Brett
The task.
- [72:18]
Brady
Oh, there is.
- [72:19]
Brett
You're taking orders, doing customer service focus.
- [72:22]
Brady
And that's getting down.
- [72:23]
Brett
Yeah.
- [72:24]
Brady
Love on the Spectrum. I. I wanted to rent everybody on the show. Like, I want one of these. I want to borrow one. I want to hang out. I want to do stuff. But I also still want to use the R word when I'm talking to Brady or Brady and stuff like that, because it's feel free, it's effective, and it's hilarious. And I'm not making fun of real armor. That would be a jerk move. And by the way, pearl clutchers. I'm so tired of you. You've said it. And if you haven't, good for you. It doesn't make you better than everybody else to where you can drop down your, you know, your white dress. Sanctity on all of us. I've never used that word. Well, then you're someone I never want to hang out with. How uninteresting are you? You don't want to go floating it all over the place. But let's not go so far as to say that it's racism, because that's just one more thing you gotta tiptoe around when you got Brett hanging out with you because you're gonna eventually say it or hear it if you got Brett in your life. And I like Brett quite a bit. He's fun. But I'm gonna hear something stupid before the night's over that's probably gonna make me go, brett, you are so retarded. And we're gonna laugh like little kids, and it's meant for him. I'm not a hypocrite. I'll say stuff that I know I shouldn't say and then tell you about it later. What about the N word? No. No. Nuclear. Yeah, right. And I kind of admire what Trump's trying to do with that, too. The more he goes on those speeches and said, we all know the N word. He's rebranding it. No. And I love that he always has to stop some hillbilly in the ground like you said the Mountain Dew guy. And then no. Nuclear. I don't even know that word you used. I've never heard it in my life. Nuclear. It's crazy. I got an email from this guy. Wait for this one. You're gonna like this. Says John. You and I have. Have disagreed over the years on a lot of topics, and you don't even know that, but that's what makes your show fun. You've got opinions and you're a blast when you throw it out there. They're thought provoking and sometimes I hate them, but that makes me even more interested. One of them that stands out is how you used to say that it was gross. When a girl calls her husband or boyfriend dad daddy in a sexual situation, I find that awful. I think that is so disgusting. I hate when guys call their wives mama. I hate when older couples call each other mom and dad.
- [75:03]
John
Oh, oh, daddy's home.
- [75:05]
Brady
Well, your dad says. Dad says, Megan's parents do it all the time. Well, dad says. And I'm like, oh, that's disgusting. Her name, his name is Zaddy is so much better. Dad. No. Anything. Anything dad or family related. You and Ronnie don't call each other mom. Hey, mom, does she call you dad?
- [75:26]
Brett
I'll say that to Kirby.
- [75:29]
Brady
That's her identify. But if you say like, mom said that, this, that, and the other like. And then you're talking go. Isn't that right, mom? And she's like, well, dad's talking about. And she uses you, dad as your name now. It's because you guys have become this blended group of siblings. It's so good.
- [75:45]
John
Or Ronnie posts a picture of you too, and then says, I love you, daddy above it. It's like.
- [75:50]
Brady
Anyway, that's what that guy says. He says, I, however, love it. I love being called daddy. But all of it changed. Here's me in a nutshell. I like chicks in their 20s. I'm in my 50s. Well, right. I've got money, and I've only been married once. And it might have been the most emotionless and dumb human being alive. And I made her my wife. Seriously. Smoking hot, but completely incapable of doing anything right. So I realized I like him stupid and hot, and there's no reason for me to change that. And also no reason to marry one. So that's the life I've been living. Anyway, I was with a girl I met a little while ago, and she is fun, so hot. And she called me daddy and I liked it. And every time she did it, I thought of you. And how wrong you were. Stopped thinking of me when you're in this situation. Then at one point she said, why don't you roll your daughter over, daddy and punish me? Make your little girl know who daddy is. And there you were again. Popped into my head. And I thought, oh God, Holmgren is right. I just wanted to apologize for what I said to my radio when you said that on the air. That it's gross and incestuous and it should be be stopped. Nothing about daddy in the bedroom is hot. Your words. I think my daddy days are over and you have something to do with it. You son of a bitch cow. Yeah, that needs to end. Think about what you're doing. And you know, you put her in that position to relive some serious trauma. Is any girl that's willing to call you daddy has something bad going on. Especially if she's like, why don't you roll your daughter over? The second I hear the word daughter and I have an erection and it doesn't go away. I need to jump off of something that's not right.
- [77:41]
Brett
It definitely changes the room.
- [77:43]
Brady
Even if you're in a situation where you're having sex and your and your wife says, put a daughter in me. Like the word daughter is a boner killer. It's over. Even if a girl looks over her shoulder and goes, I'm someone's daughter. Like that was like. Like, ah, don't remind me of that. Ass is in play. Thanks to Daddy, no family monikers can be used. No one ever thinks being called uncle is hot because we all know that's probably something, some past trauma in this girl's life that makes her think of an uncle during sex.
- [78:18]
Brett
Granddaddy, you're my grand.
- [78:20]
Brady
Well, he's 50 and they're 20. So it. You're my granddad. Daddy, why don't you roll your granddaughter over and give her what for? I don't know if girls still say what for. That's kind of a 19, 1920s gal. Why don't you give her the old 23 skidoo? Give me the old what for grandpa. See? Yeah, Grandpa's not hot. How come grandpa's not hot? He's the granddaddy.
- [78:44]
John
Or you see those movies? Instant boner killer too. It's like you're so much bigger than your daddy.
- [78:50]
Brady
Don't mention family members during them. Don't do it. And I find it absolutely disgusting when guys call their. Their chick's mama. That's my mama. Look at the ass on my mama. What are you saying? Do you hear yourself? And it is a specific type of person that calls his female companion mom. And usually they're in a leather vest with no shirt and they're wearing way.
- [79:20]
John
Overweight with boner garage tattooed to their stomach.
- [79:24]
Brady
And mama is in clothes that don't fit at all. And she still thinks she looks good because she's comping herself to the other mom. Keep it out of the bedroom. But I'm glad Cal had to learn the lesson you had to learn the hard way. Cal, I do admire though, that you said somewhere along the lines, you didn't change. I like dumb young women. I don't need that to change. And he, he's 50 and he's like, no, this is who I am. I admire that. Now. It's gonna dry up for you. You're a weirdo and you're incapable of healthy human relationships. And that's fine. But you admit it. And that's step one of understanding yourself. He likes him dumb, he likes him young, he likes to be playful, and he likes them to go away. You know who else has that? And nobody seems too upset. Leonardo DiCaprio. Dude does the exact same thing. The exact same thing was a 25. Cuts him off at 25. He's kept the people, well, they write about like, oh, this is. But nobody's really mad. Somebody tries to get mad and everybody just goes, that's Leo. It gets stomped away. If it was a real controversy, it would be non stop. They try. Look at him with his 25 year old cutoff. And everybody's like, yep, he's the, the.
- [80:32]
Brett
Leader on that for some reason. And there's so many other people in that industry that have been the same way.
- [80:39]
Brady
He's been loud about it in a time when it's not cool to be loud about it. And also women want him to be interested in them. Age appropriate women that grew up with Leo from, you know, Gilbert Grape and the Growing Pain years. They were 13 when he was 13. They've had a crush on him the whole time. And every time he dates someone 24, he's letting them know you're off the market. And that makes them feel expired. Yeah, they're expired to Leo. And so they get mad that Leo didn't grow with them because they had a poster of you. You were the growing pains boy. You were, you were the cute kid. And now he's like, nope, I didn't advance past this time in being interested in women.
- [81:22]
John
He sticks to his morals.
- [81:23]
Brady
And he sticks to. Yes, it's morals. Brett that's exactly the word I should have used. I make him call me. Coach says, Chris DeWitt. That way these bitches know that at any time they can be cut, benched, or replaced with a new draft pick that Chris DeWitt that is holding. And you know why? It's like easier to be like, I got a voicemail on my office phone. A lady's like, you're talking about guy and she was drunk. You're talking about guys who have AI girls. What about, what about women and guys who are AI? Because I bet you they could go all night long.
- [82:07]
John
We gotta play that.
- [82:08]
Brady
And I wanted to call her back and say, I'm gonna buy you an AI doll so you leave us normal living men alone. You're. You're creepy. Call me old drunk with that. Yeah, we should. I don't know how to transfer that from Toledo figure. Okay, yeah. Cuz she is drunk and she's mad about us. You guys are sexist. What? All these. What about all the women that would use an AI doll? We don't care. Go ahead.
- [82:32]
John
Thanks, mama.
- [82:33]
Brady
Yeah, you're the ones who care. Every time we do something stupid. When you know why it's funny is because when a woman in her 50s dates a guy in her 20s, everybody goes gross. And they. And the women care. The woman doing it cares when a man does it. And they're like, ew, gross. It's like, yeah, whatever. We, we just don't care. We just, we. It rolls off their back. Yep, I'm having the time of my life.
- [82:56]
John
Guys are high fiving.
- [82:57]
Brady
Yeah. You see a 6 year old woman and a 25 year old old guy. What's wrong with him? And it's the same with women and men. But you're like, well, that's not going to change. But there is something wrong with like ladylike and that women will be like, the woman doing it feels like judged. The guy doing it's like, yeah, judge me all you want, Belichick, he's a pervert. I don't, I don't see him like apologizing at all ever. Like, he put her in charge of everything. He gave up all of it. I think she's coaching North Carolina football now. Next year. She is in charge of everything, just negotiating everything. And every guy that talks about it laughs. And every girl's like, that is just disgusting.
- [83:38]
Brett
Like that.
- [83:39]
Brady
She could be. That could be her great grandfather. I know he must bless. He must be packing. I'm just impressed he can still get wood.
- [83:49]
John
He's got 1200 that's disgust.
- [83:51]
Brady
He might be up to 1200.
- [83:53]
Brett
That's disgusting.
- [83:54]
Brady
And maybe, I don't know, but he's. He looked this most I've ever seen Bill Belichick smile. I've never seen. I've never seen that dude smile. I followed. Look ladies, you're just now meeting him for the last 25 years and longer cuz when he was with the Browns, I hated him. Bill Belichick has always been this stoic jerk that looks like he got carved off of Mount Dick to go wander around and piss everybody off. Even Patriots fans are like, he's pretty rough. Like he doesn't give us anything now. He's the happiest man I've ever seen. He's on a boat all the time. He's playing mermaid, fisherman and he's laughing, joking around with Pat McAfee and Peyton Manning. He's having the time of his life. I don't necessarily know all of what's making him super happy, but pre her, I never saw him happy. And post her, that's all I see is him happy. So isn't that the goal for all of us? No matter how it happens? There's something wrong with her, but if I was her, I'd be doing the same thing. She doesn't have to work a day in her life. She can do whatever she wants.
- [85:04]
Brett
Got a heck of a real estate portfolio.
- [85:06]
Brady
Women just have to get over it. If you want to date young dudes, all right, you're going to have to. It comes with a few words from other people that are going to make you uncomfortable. Women fight back. Men just don't care. Chicks will go online and start screaming at you when a man does it. It's fun. Just don't care. Just stop caring about it. It. You'll be fine. Jay Cutler don't care. Don't care. But I do say that based on all of this. No matter if you like him young or not, don't allow the word daddy in the bedroom. That's just sound advice. I think it's creepier to say daddy even if you're age appropriate. I think that's creepier than 60 year old man, 22 year old girl. Both have equal parts creep, but the creepier one is saying daddy in bed. Yeah, I know you're not into it. Yeah, cuz I hear the word dad, I think of Dan and I can't continue performing if I'm thinking of Dan at all. Hey, she called you daddy and you don't have kids so she must be Talking about me? Get out of my head, old man. I don't want that Jedi mind trick thrown at me. God forbid you say daughter or niece or like, why are you bringing any of the family tree into this? Like, the word you're looking for isn't daughter or daddy. It's and master. I mean, we all know what the real ones are. Master, make me your. Now that totally awesome daddy. Go see a therapist. Immediately. Have you ever had a girl that did that? No. The daddy girl? No, he. No.
- [86:51]
John
Because I would do the same thing.
- [86:54]
Brady
Does that make you uncomfortable, Daddy? Yes. Yeah. What happened to you? Why do you keep bringing your dad into this? You're my daddy. No, I'm not. If I am, I'm going to jail for what I'm doing right now. Those are legal. All of it.
- [87:09]
John
Donovan wants that drunk girl's number from your phone. Because if she's dumb enough to do that, she's dumb enough to let him have a chance.
- [87:16]
Brady
You just lay there all stiff and pretend to be an AI guy? Yeah. What are you guys so mad at? What's you scared? I bet you the AI Go goes all night long. I think the only chance you have of a dude keeping an erection all night is if he's artificial intelligence.
- [87:32]
John
There's no way even then it would unplug itself.
- [87:36]
Brady
Come on. It learns. It's adapting and learning. Yeah, yeah. At first it would be like, oh, baby, oh, baby, this is. Okay, where's the plug? What are you doing? I am adapting it. I just developed sense of smell and I gotta get out of here. Smells like a hatchery lit on fire with a bunch of hair. Did you. Are you getting a perm or is a poodle wet? What is that?
- [88:03]
John
Jennifer wrote it. I'm a 60 year old woman currently involved with a guy who's 40. He keeps up well and has never come. Call me mama. We tease each other about the gap, okay? But that never comes into play.
- [88:14]
Brady
Well, the gap is all banged up. He's. It never comes into play. Well, good for you. Take your dentures out and please that young man.
- [88:22]
John
They do a shot of now of insure right before.
- [88:25]
Brady
And what's her name? Yeah, Jennifer. Email back and tell me what happened to you as a child that caused all this. Because there's a reason why you're doing what you're doing and it ain't normal. Normal, but what uncle did it? Oh, hey, just give me the name. Oh, 100.
- [88:38]
John
Or she's got some cash and 40 year olds jumping in on that.
- [88:41]
Brady
No women with cash don't give it to people. They're not generous, but they don't use it as a bait. Unless they're hideous. Women with cash keep it for themselves. And they're like, no man of mine. I don't need no man. They get all. They get all self preservation.
- [88:53]
Brett
Every once in a while there's a.
- [88:54]
Brady
They don't use it as bait.
- [88:55]
Brett
Yeah, they're not as many sugar mamas. No sugar daddy.
- [88:59]
Brady
Because they keep. They're smart. That's a smart move by the ladies who make a ton of money. Like, I'm just gonna hoard this. This belongs to me. Am I gonna go get some young guy and let him live off of me? I'm not gonna do what women have been doing to men for years. That's crazy. Yeah.
- [89:12]
Brett
I'm not that dumb.
- [89:14]
Brady
Yeah. I'm not as stupid as men have been, which is signing up to give away half of their stuff. That. That's ridiculous. Not doing it. I earned this. And then have her email back to n of the uncle that. That made her uncomfortable. That has caused this. And I'm. You know what? She's through it. So she's happy. That's good. No uncle. I was never molested. Nah, it'll come out eventually. It's called a repressed memory. You got something going on.
- [89:41]
John
I was wondering if Stedman was younger, but he's actually older. I just looked it up.
- [89:44]
Brady
Is he older?
- [89:44]
John
No, he is 74 and she's 71.
- [89:46]
Brady
Her that changed. She's not a fair comp to anything. Not even close close. Like, if I was 18, I'd be interested in older just to live in the back house. Oh, I don't care if she gives me money just to be on the property.
- [90:02]
John
You and Gail do what you're doing?
- [90:03]
Brady
Yeah, you did. You scissor in the Dodge all day long. I'm gonna be back here. I didn't know she's got a hellcat. Obi just got an awesome hellcat. And her and Gail are floating around all down parking by lakes and rivers and stuff. Scissor in the hellcat. Scissor and the hellcat. Great band. Anyway, don't call each other daddy. Miguel says, I don't want a girl to call me daddy, but when she calls me Poppy, I'm not against it. I did find that when that prostitute in Las Vegas was calling everybody Poppy by our table, I was like, I kind of like that. I don't know why. See, I like your puppy because nobody's ever. Because that's not something I ever used in my house. So it was like a pet name. I know what it really means. It's different, but it's a different language. Yeah, yeah. Like if a German girl started to say vada vada, I'd be like, yeah, yeah, that'd be Darth Vada. Because it doesn't resonate with me. It was never some daddy in English. Gross. It's disgusting. In my 20s, my ex girlfriend kept saying yes, Daddy in the middle of ctus. Stopped immediately. And I said, we don't do that. Why do you think that's a good idea? She goes, I thought guys liked it. Sweet girl, but damn, she was dumb. Yeah, she sounds great though. She listens.
- [91:22]
John
Sign Chuck pal in.
- [91:23]
Brady
In the middle of it. You got to put an end to that. Ryan says, I think they believe it's almost like beetle juice. If you say daddy three times in a row real fast, he might come back. Tell Toledo to give it a try next time he blows a gu. If you call the guy you're blowing daddy three times, your real dad appears.
- [91:49]
John
Jennifer just emailed back. Jennifer just emailed back. She says, I lost my virginity at 19 to a guy who was 16. I prefer younger guys. I've only ever dated three guys older than me. No random uncle. I prefer younger.
- [92:03]
Brady
Okay. I still think something happened when you were about six. It was uncomfortable, it was weird. You realize that maybe in a closet with like a four year old when you were seven, something happened. You got caught and it was weird and made it taboo. Whatever makes you happy though. So long as it wasn't a leak. Something happened. I'm fine. Good. Go get him. But there's a reason why for a.
- [92:31]
Brett
Woman just like the guy that likes him older, you know, like that.
- [92:35]
Brady
Yeah. Something wrong with him? Yeah, his mom did some damage to him. Does this look infected? You're my son. It's okay to look. Oh, God. Put your pants on. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats? All right.
- [92:49]
John
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- [93:25]
Brady
All right, what do you got on the list?
- [93:27]
John
Aerosmith. Mud Vein, Not Falling, Rage Against Machine, Ghost, Sammy Hagar for some Reason. Mastodon. White Zombie. Welcome to Planet Mother Effer. It's Corey Feldman's birthday today.
- [93:39]
Brett
54.
- [93:40]
Brady
The comeback king.
- [93:43]
John
Gnr, Van Halen, Metallica.
- [93:45]
Brady
There's no need to go.
- [93:45]
John
Black Eyed Peas. Let's get ripped in.
- [93:47]
Brady
You did what you did. You put it on the list. It goes on the headset. You can keep Black Eyed Peas and all that to get R worded and whole.
- [93:57]
John
Girl.
- [93:57]
Brady
There's a song that Whole wrote called that. Yeah, I'm curious. Comeback King, man.
- [94:03]
Brett
It's been banned off the album.
- [94:04]
Brady
They come back King. It's happening. It's happening. How old is Corey? 55.
- [94:17]
John
54, I think.
- [94:18]
Brady
Was Brian. Oh, baby. There it is. Off the album. Love left 2.1. Which I got the box up. I got the box that's probably still in the car. I think it is, actually. I just. Every time KO does my detailing, he just moves it around in the back and shuffles it. I think it's still back.
- [94:39]
John
Does he dust it and everything else too?
- [94:40]
Brady
I haven't even looked at it. I don't know. I just put stuff on it when I'm there. I think it's still back there. Cora. Corey Feldman. Happy birthday to our friend Corey. It's 98 KUPD. Get ready for this. Awesome. Three minutes. It's out of control now. It's very true. It's nirvana right there. It smells like teen spirits. I think we'll get that out of the carpet eventually. It is time for 8 o' clock already. My God. Time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. Here's a fun. I just. I just got off customer service. I gotta bark about this for a second. So we were just joking about it. Some lady from Thailand or something. Umbrella from Purple Reef. I can't understand anything you're saying. You got an umbrella? You gotta order umbrella. I have to order an umbrella? No, you're only there. Oh, yeah. You know I got an umbrella. Yeah, I did. Here's the stupid thing about this umbrella. I ordered, right? I got one of those big cantilever. They're gigantic squares that. It's awesome. I should have just gone.
- [95:55]
Brett
Swings out. Yeah, it opens up.
- [95:57]
Brady
I should have gone to All Pro Shade and just had this done. But I ordered this a while ago. It shows up. I get like, okay, I got a good spot. It's at this rental house. And I'm like putting it in the backyard and trying to figure out where to get it right. And I'm looking and I'm like, man, this thing. And it was expensive. It was nice. And. And so I get the umbrella and I get all the tools out because you got to put it on its platform, like, stand it up. Like, what good is an umbrella if it has no base? Well, the base isn't included in the order. So when you get to page 6 of the installation and construction of this thing, it goes, now find the base and. And put it on there. And then in parentheses, base sold separately. And I'm like, well, that would have been nice to know with the order, because when you showed me the picture of this umbrella, it was standing up. So now I got this thing laying in the backyard. So I ordered the base from that same company. What's the name of that company again? Yeah, that's right. Purple Leaf. So it shows up and the bolt pattern isn't the same. It's like getting Dodge wheels for a Ford. Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't match. And the base is like 300 bucks. So I'm like, crap. So I go over to low, I look online, I go over to Lowe's, and they're like, we've got purple leaf umbrella bases. No, they don't. They've got metal boxes that have stick. This doesn't work. So she calls me right now. You own a property, you give a two star review. What happened? What happened is it's like ordering an umbrella without the fabric. And you didn't tell me it just have the skeleton of an umbrella. Why would you give me an umbrella? The whole purpose of an umbrella is what? To stand up? To be above me. You didn't sell the base? Nope. Base sold separately. I know now, but it didn't at the time. Why? Why you got a two star review? Cause you sold half a product to me. You didn't tell me that it wouldn't work without the other. Like, now I have go to go get more. You order one. And then Brett was laughing because she goes, okay, I give you. I give you free base, but you get rid of two star review. Well, you give me a free base, I'll get rid of that review. I don't know how, but I'll do it. Okay. All I need is invoice number and order number of base. Oh, yeah, I Got that handy. Everybody carries that on a turn of bill burst. I got that handy. I got that. You mean you don't have a base order invoice number on hand? No, I don't. Cuz you know why? Last time I checked, I'm human and I don't carry my receipts around for everything. Oh, that gonna be a problem. Then she had the nerve to tell me, you send back best, you order, then we send you free one. No, no, no, no. That's not how this is gonna work. You send me the free one and I'm holding the bad one hostage. And Brett was dying. We have an open box order. Is that okay? I bet you've got a lot of open boxes over there that have been returned. Cuz you have a belt, the bolt patterns are wrong, and everybody's screwed on this deal. And then I started to tell her, and this is all your fault.
- [99:02]
John
That was the best.
- [99:03]
Brady
And then she goes. She had no idea what to say to that. Oh, I wanted to kill her.
- [99:09]
Brett
I did like the way she ended it.
- [99:11]
Brady
Yeah, she got fed up. Bye bye.
- [99:15]
Brett
I'll send you a new base box.
- [99:16]
Brady
I send you bye bye. Bye bye. When she showed me I don't deal well with those people and all it was. And for a three star review, why sell that product? Here. Here's an umbrella. It has no handle. What? Yeah, you can't hold it. You got to buy the handle separate. Well then it's not an umbrella yet, is it?
- [99:36]
Brett
And then you're looking at it and saying, oh, that's, you know, not a bad price for how big this umbrella is and everything. But then you find out, oh, it's missing another $300.
- [99:47]
Brady
600 bucks for the umbrella. I figured that was all inclusive. And nowhere I went back and looked. Nowhere does it say, you're not getting a base with this. It won't stand up. And it's a very specific base and we're not giving you the code for which base you need. Figure it out on your own, asshole. That's essentially what it said at the bottom of the thing. Do you not read fine print where it say, figured out yourself, asshole? No, I missed that line. I missed that part. I just, I just spent $650 to get an umbrella shipped to me. That doesn't stand up. Well, you need base. I'm gonna kill you. I don't know where you are, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna kill you.
- [100:27]
John
If you'd had the jelly bean guys calling you, you'd have been fine again.
- [100:31]
Brady
We talked about you're having a problem with your umbrella. You want a free one? I do. And I'm gonna send you a card. I like you.
- [100:39]
John
There's a bag of jelly bellies.
- [100:42]
Brady
Anyway, so she just got under my skin for a second. But it was fun to do with Brett in the room because he giggled hysterically A, at her accent and B, at me telling her all of this is your fault. I blame you. The. You have the order number and invoice number of the base? Sure. Give me one second. I know exactly where that is. I expect. And I even told her. I'm like, you called me. You have all the information. I didn't expect this. Well, I don't have any information. You get your stuff together, sir, in case this happened again.
- [101:20]
Brett
So all you have is my name.
- [101:21]
Brady
And number and that I did do this and that I threw out a review that said what are you doing? Throw. Throw in the base and charge me an extra three bills. Let me know what I'm getting here. Base not included. Enjoy your umbrella. Umbrella not included. Stupid. I should have just done what I should. I should I known better called the guys at all prochet. This is just an umbrella purchase. This is mobile. I want it to be mobile. Screw that.
- [101:49]
John
From here on out, it have been done.
- [101:50]
Brady
Or I'd have been done done. I'd have been in shade. It would have been. Now I got this thing laying back there. I got to going to be windy tonight. I got to move it because it picks up every once in a while and starts scooting around the backyard. It's about £120 of nothing. It's a. It's an erect. It's.
- [102:07]
Brett
It's hefty.
- [102:07]
Brady
Yeah, you saw it. If you saw it lame back there. You were over there the other day. That'll be good one day someday when that thing's up and about. Right now, it's basically the sky Stephen Hawking of umbrellas. It just sits there. Just does nothing. It's no, you're rude.
- [102:24]
Brett
Damn it.
- [102:24]
Brady
You're off big brother. Anyway, sorry. I just had to vent a little bit. That lady drove me nuts. But Brett, thank you for being there laughing hysterically at me. Berate that Asian lady. And it might have been a man. To be honest. We don't know.
- [102:36]
John
Yeah, I could. Yeah.
- [102:41]
Brady
You couldn't tell for sure? No. Pretty sure it was. Was a woman. But if that thing came around the corner smoking, dressed like McFeely, I wouldn't have been surprised at all. Try traveling to that country ever notice that McFeely dresses like one of those cigarette salesmen over there in Bangkok. Well, he's been bringing that cloud in with him lately. Even in the summer. He's got long sleeve plaid shirts on a button to the top. You like rug? What? Larry.
- [103:06]
John
He looks like Callan in the strip club in Hangover Tears too.
- [103:10]
Brady
That's it. Yes, it's 180. And I like his shirts. But he's always in long sleeve shirts. Anyway, I digress. It's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. It's brought to you by All Pro Shade Concepts. Oh my God, do I love them more than I used to. 20 years of shade. This is all you need to deal with. Don't go calling that lady over there in. Where? Eversville. They're right here in town. They show up, they do it right. Free installation on all their products. The estimates are free as well. Custom. Listen to all this. And when you're done, they don't go, oh, that doesn't include actually using it. It's done. It's all functional by the end. All pro shades.
- [103:51]
Brett
The frame, you want the canvas separate.
- [103:53]
Brady
Oh, yeah. We'll build all the electronics, but. Oh, you wanted an actual shade structure. Oh, we just thought you wanted the start of one. I just wanted to dream a little bit. I. I didn't really want the whole shebang. All Pro Shade Concepts. You are dreamboats in my mind. All prochet.com Brady reporter Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix.
- [104:13]
Brett
Hello world. Happy National Glizzy Day.
- [104:15]
Brady
Is it hot dog day?
- [104:16]
Brett
Yes.
- [104:18]
John
Thought I heard celebrations down the hall.
- [104:22]
Brady
It's glizzy day. Okay, 93. 3. It's never gonna be unfunny. Texters are asking if she also mentioned your generator was on the. No. Yeah, no, that's different. Please. That's still in shipping.
- [104:40]
Brett
A couple of basis fun facts. The American flag Neil Armstrong planted on the moon in 1969 was knocked over by the engine blast as soon as they lifted the leaf. Five more US flags have been planted on the moon since then. And NASA believes all of them are still standing. There's only one problem. The flags are now completely white from getting bleached by the sun.
- [105:04]
Brady
Sure.
- [105:05]
John
Did they come on a base?
- [105:06]
Brady
No, they just stuck it in the moon. Which is I'm about to do with my umbrella. I need Neil Armstrong's help with this because that flag on the moon is as useful for shade as my umbrella umbrella is right now.
- [105:18]
Brett
Vanilla sky is a remake Of a Spanish movie called open your eyes, which was made only four years earlier. And Penelope Cruz plays the same role in both.
- [105:29]
Brady
I've seen that before. I saw that on a cinemax thing years ago when they were talking about that movie that she did it again. Movie about. I don't even know what sky is impossible to follow. It's. It's inception before inception. There's a lot going on, and it's boring.
- [105:42]
Brett
As of 2009, the actual average person consumed the equivalent of more than 34 gigabytes of data and information every day. That's roughly 100,000 words heard or read every day.
- [105:55]
Brady
Wow.
- [105:56]
Brett
And it's probably. That was 2009.
- [105:59]
Brady
Oh, it's tripled.
- [106:03]
Brett
Wi Fi isn't short for wireless fidelity.
- [106:06]
Brady
And by the way, with that information right there, a high hearty you to radio bobs all over the place who always said, let's talk, let's talk. People love words. They can't get enough of them. They left radio because you guys programmed it so poorly and went over to nothing but talk shows while you guys did research, constantly saying, let's talk, let's talk. Dear God. I'm not gonna say what station it was, but I heard somebody yesterday and it wasn't kslx and it wasn't the sports station, but they're in our building. Oh, yeah. Arizona Gold. No. 93. Three played in a hairdryer on the air and said, guess that sound.
- [106:48]
John
That is riveting radio.
- [106:51]
Brady
And I'm like, I'm doing it wrong. I didn't realize you could phone it in that badly and still catch a check.
- [106:55]
John
What are we doing?
- [106:57]
Brady
We're trying way too hard. Even Brady is trying way too hard. Wow. I'm telling you, Brady could go down the hall, and the guy's like, why don't you play a sound like, I don't know a bathroom makes? I could do that. Guess the sound. And then she's like, guess the sound. And this is like the. Like, if I was a person telling her what to do, she shouldn't listen. But guess the sound.
- [107:23]
John
They shouldn't listen.
- [107:23]
Brady
Yeah. And then she said, call up and guess the sound. I'm looking for caller number 10. And I'm looking like, well, which is it? Am I guessing the sound, or do I just need to like. Why are the first nine callers not allowed to guess? Yeah, well, start the guesses at 10. Why?
- [107:37]
Brett
That's weird.
- [107:38]
Brady
Because she's. Because consultants have confused her beyond belief. Play the sound. Don't make it a fart sound or anything. We have a weird sound. Say it's from the bathroom. Here's the sound you might hear in the bathroom that isn't gross and it's just turns it off. That sound again.
- [107:58]
Brett
You're calling number one.
- [107:59]
John
But I know the answer.
- [107:59]
Brady
I know it's a hairdryer, but you can't do it yet. Why is there a barrier?
- [108:03]
Brett
Everybody knows.
- [108:05]
Brady
I haven't built a barrier on guessing. You're having a guessing game with luck. And now I gotta be the lucky caller. What if 10 doesn't know? Then it's why did you do that? I'm confused. Too many consultants. I'm getting ear every day by these guys. You don't understand the pressure. Here's the sound that a shoe makes. Name a brand of shoe. I'm looking for color. 30. Huh? Nike. Well, that wins. But you're. You're 12th.
- [108:33]
Brett
A new survey found that 39% of Americans can't get through an average day without swearing at least once.
- [108:40]
Brady
You're right. 100%.
- [108:42]
Brett
That includes 25% who swear every day. 12%.
- [108:46]
Brady
Come on.
- [108:47]
Brett
Of Americans claim they never swear.
- [108:49]
Brady
Lies. Liars. They're absolute liars. And why. What, what are you holding off on? What are you doing? Why are you. Why are you doing that? The Mormons have some form.
- [109:02]
Brett
The top five times it's okay to swear according to the now. When you're alert alone.
- [109:10]
Brady
Oh, come on.
- [109:10]
Brett
When you're. You've hurt yourself.
- [109:12]
John
I do that.
- [109:13]
Brett
When you're hanging out with friends.
- [109:15]
John
Oh, I definitely do that.
- [109:15]
Brett
When you're at a sporting event all the time. And swearing on social media is fifth.
- [109:22]
Brady
So the five appropriate times to swear is now. A little later. Just after that tonight. And then when I go to bed.
- [109:28]
Brett
The top five. It's not okay to swear.
- [109:31]
Brady
Oh yeah. At church they say Jesus Christ in there all the time. Yeah.
- [109:35]
Brett
In front of children, they say yeah.
- [109:38]
Brady
Oh yeah. I like to care.
- [109:40]
Brett
In front of a clock. Client at work, swearing at an employee in a store and swearing in front of your boss.
- [109:48]
Brady
So I don't know if we have a kid running around the building who's like seven or eight. You're seeing Sanjay's kid is here. Sanjay is our Middle Eastern. He's a photo guy, does a videography for us. And he. And he dropped his kid off at the building. Got a little my dad in him or what? Yeah, that's what I said when I first smokes. Ben. Ben. I thought Ben was going to die because I leaned to the little girl and I Said, hey, where's your daddy? He left. I'm like his last words weren't, you're everything I think about. I have to catch a plane. Goodbye. Are they? Why would he do that? Was he saying stuff like goodbye with tears in his eyes and I will never forget you, but I must have. And he left the room. Did that happen? And then she just laughs. I'm like, I'm not kidding, kid. I don't like abandoned Middle Eastern kids whose dads just said goodbye out of the blue.
- [110:40]
Brett
They looked at 40 different swear words to see how offensive each one was. And the number one. Wow.
- [110:47]
Brady
Well, the C word is yes, a bomb.
- [110:49]
Brett
81% use it, all are offended by it.
- [110:52]
Brady
I love it. I use it as a 19R friendly. That's me. I don't find it offensive at all. I think think it's number two. Oh, is the nword in this is a swear.
- [111:02]
Brett
No.
- [111:03]
Brady
Okay. Number two. Yeah, the mother. Mother F mother.
- [111:08]
Brett
Number three. Which surprised me but S. No, no.
- [111:13]
Brady
God damn. Oh no kidding. Huh? You be a real.
- [111:17]
Brett
Number four is the F word.
- [111:19]
Brady
What? That's no big deal.
- [111:21]
Brett
And number five, The P word.
- [111:24]
Brady
Which one? The one for Catsi or. Yeah, we'll figure it out till later. Don't worry about it. I don't need your help here getting this. Doing bad things. There goes your dad. Rich. I'm swearing he's right behind us. Look at that.
- [111:36]
Brett
There he is.
- [111:38]
Brady
Oh, hey dad. The dude just wandered around in our parking lot. I think he's one of our executives. They've had hard times. One legged Capri's on. I don't know what's going on with Too short. I think he's the. I think he's in the programming. Vice president of programming for. He's just. It's a disaster for them. They're. They're. They're a couple inch. They're at the end of Titanic right before the hall. Yeah, before the door sinks.
- [112:04]
Brett
Got another new report and according to this one says the Average American has 252 good days per year.
- [112:13]
Brady
104 bag bad ones or only 111 bad.
- [112:17]
Brett
That means 69 of days are good.
- [112:22]
Brady
With a number like that they could all be good.
- [112:24]
Brett
The report also broke down the results by state. Some states had up to 50 more good days per year than others. Everyone makes fun of Florida, but Florida reported the most good days of any o state. 276.
- [112:41]
Brady
Cuz they're kind of stupid.
- [112:43]
Brett
There are 11 states that aren't that high but are still above average. We're not on that.
- [112:52]
Brady
The day that the alligator bites your arm off is a good day. Cuz it didn't kill you. Like they're, they're a different breed of people there. And all their friends had the best day ever watching that alligator bite you.
- [113:05]
Brett
You got busted for crab legs and the sweatpants, but you got the flat screen.
- [113:09]
Brady
Exactly. Yeah. It's. They're so positive in Florida. Always looking for the silver lining.
- [113:19]
Brett
And finally KFC debuts their new fried pickles. And you get a free bucket of chicken with a 15 purchase. Deal.
- [113:29]
Brady
What?
- [113:30]
John
You have like $15 worth of pickles to get a bucket of chicken?
- [113:33]
Brady
That's what I heard.
- [113:34]
John
This sounds wrong.
- [113:35]
Brady
Man.
- [113:35]
Brett
That's a lot of pickles.
- [113:36]
Brady
I mean Brett's doing the MA right here. I don't think that's good.
- [113:39]
Brett
$15.
- [113:39]
Brady
You'll get a $15 of fried pickles.
- [113:44]
Brett
Pickles are like 12 with any purchase of $15.
- [113:48]
Brady
Oh, and you don't just have to buy pickles.
- [113:50]
John
Okay, start again.
- [113:52]
Brett
So they've rolled out the new fried pickles.
- [113:55]
Brady
Yeah.
- [113:55]
Brett
And you can also get a bucket of chicken with a $15 purchase.
- [114:00]
Brady
Yeah. If I spend $15 on chicken, I'm going to get chicken. Yeah.
- [114:04]
Brett
Or you buy. So the pickles and some mashed.
- [114:07]
John
10 pounds of mash.
- [114:08]
Brady
So I order 15 worth of stuff. They throw in chicken at KFC. Yes. Instead of just spending 15 on a thing of chicken and like 2 bucks on pickles. It's the same.
- [114:20]
Brett
Or just get the pickles.
- [114:21]
Brady
How much is a bucket of chicken? Brady?
- [114:23]
Brett
Bucket of chicken right now is what's market price?
- [114:26]
Brady
Yeah. What's The MKT on KFC chick, are you looking at your. Yeah.
- [114:32]
Brett
Is 22.90 right? Yeah.
- [114:37]
Brady
That's.
- [114:38]
Brett
Well, that's also. I bet you it's cheaper here. Why 1699? Because that was. Normally they're talking about that 22.99. That's near me in Los Angeles.
- [114:49]
Brady
Oh. So you see the chicken there's a little heavier.
- [114:51]
Brett
Just might be a little more expensive.
- [114:54]
Brady
So you think maybe it's 717 bucks for. Yeah, that's a lot. I guess that's a lot of chicken. But they've shrunk them up pretty good. I remember maybe it was because my hands were smaller when I was a kid. KFC had big chicken. It is much smaller. But I don't know if that's because I'm bigger. I think it might be that I can't.
- [115:15]
Brett
They can't wait around for the chickens to get bigger.
- [115:19]
Brady
Huh?
- [115:20]
Brett
Get older.
- [115:22]
Brady
Get one of the younger. Gotta get them. Yeah. They gotta get them in our hands. Don't care how small they are. You're eating a lot of adolescent chicken.
- [115:33]
Brett
Got a couple of pretty videos.
- [115:34]
Brady
Okay. Man.
- [115:36]
John
16 pieces. 33 bucks. 34.
- [115:38]
Brady
Crazy. I never would have guessed that. I thought it would have been about 15 bucks for the bucket of chicken in the first place. Little $33 for a bucket of chicken.
- [115:46]
Brett
That's gotta be a family meal.
- [115:48]
Brady
60.
- [115:49]
John
Just the 16. That's just the 16 piece.
- [115:50]
Brady
A lot of bucket, but still.
- [115:53]
John
Four drums, four thighs, four breasts and.
- [115:54]
Brady
Four pieces ain't feeding your family? No.
- [115:57]
Brett
Most families.
- [115:58]
Brady
You don't think so? You don't think most families are.
- [116:02]
John
Those are small.
- [116:02]
Brady
16 pieces. There's four or five in my hood. Huh? There's four or five per family in my. In my neighborhood. KFCS. What are you talking about? The family is five people deep, so. Oh, right.
- [116:14]
Brett
Oh, yeah.
- [116:15]
Brady
Yeah.
- [116:15]
Brett
That's tight.
- [116:16]
Brady
That's still two or three pieces of chicken.
- [116:18]
Brett
Not enough. You can do three of those drum sticks.
- [116:20]
Brady
Well, then you're being a dick because you're eating all the drumsticks. Yeah.
- [116:24]
John
That's like you dipping in the Mac and cheese.
- [116:25]
Brady
Yeah. Everybody. There we go. Oh, yeah. Everybody gets one of each. You don't go all drumsticks or. Unless you're the dad and the kids eat the bread.
- [116:33]
Brett
Kids only eat drums.
- [116:34]
Brady
That's. My dad wouldn't allow anybody to have anything but the drumsticks or the other stuff. He would eat the drum. Those were his. He would take four of them and put them on his plate and walk away. And we were all left.
- [116:46]
John
Don't let it pay for your stuff.
- [116:47]
Brady
That's right. That's basically what he said. I bought it. I get first dibs. And they're like. Got a pretty strong argument. There are the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98k u p d Holmberg's Morning Sick.
- [117:09]
Brett
First one's a dude that decides to try to feed a bull.
- [117:13]
Brady
Okay, they're in. They're on pavers in, like, a mall. Johnny acting like it's a stripper. He's not trying to feed it.
- [117:22]
Brett
I don't know what he has.
- [117:23]
Brady
He's making it rain. He's trying to make it rain to the bull. And the bull picks him up and chucks him.
- [117:28]
Brett
There goes all this.
- [117:29]
Brady
Not enough. Where are they? This is like a pavilion of some sort of strange pavered pavilion. It's like a wedding center. He's got that Visceral fat. You were talking about yesterday. Yeah.
- [117:40]
Brett
Was it a contest to see if he could rest the bill on his back?
- [117:44]
John
It's like he's in the drive at, like, a car dealership or something.
- [117:47]
Brady
Hey, first things first.
- [117:49]
John
Yeah, yeah.
- [117:49]
Brady
It had nothing. Nothing to do with the money. Everybody wearing jean shorts that small.
- [117:54]
John
And look at the referee coming in there at the end.
- [117:57]
Brady
Yeah. Winner calls off the board. Watch it. Yeah, yeah. Called the fight. Immediately called the fight. Yeah. Don't. Again. I don't know where people don't understand that. Don't mess with the bowl is a very real thing.
- [118:11]
Brett
Next one's. I think it's a wedding.
- [118:13]
Brady
It's like a legend.
- [118:14]
Brett
Looks like the bride is taking drinks over to a table.
- [118:17]
Brady
Okay.
- [118:18]
Brett
Flaming drinks.
- [118:19]
Brady
Oh, they're on fire.
- [118:20]
Brett
The comments say it's a 15 years we're hot.
- [118:25]
Brady
So they've never holding seven or eight flaming beverages. Now her quinceanera dress is on fire. And you know, that material isn't flame proof. Oh, here comes. All the Mexican guys have taken their shirts off to beat down the quinceanera girl.
- [118:37]
Brett
Now it's getting hot.
- [118:38]
Brady
Oh, it's getting hot down. Oh, there's no question it's her quinceanera. She just recovered from giving birth. There's no question about it. This is fat. It's still going. They're rolling around. Roll her around. Saved her. Oh, my God. Jesus. Thank God that mother of four survived that whole thing. Somebody throw something at her, like a moth or a. Yeah, it was like a bug. And they caught it. They knew immediately that that dress was super, super flammable.
- [119:14]
Brett
She's laughing there.
- [119:16]
Brady
Oh, she's okay so far, but now.
- [119:18]
Brett
Now it's getting.
- [119:18]
Brady
Now it's getting a little hot. Look at the. Look at the light. Well, right there is about when the fire hit the episiotomy stitches. And that's when she knew. You're going to melt those stitches. That's a forever scar.
- [119:32]
Brett
Brett, this last one's for you.
- [119:34]
Brady
All right, skateboarder. Oh, man. Skating. Oh. Oh, he tries to hit the rail. Oh, his arm is a Z. His arm is a Z. Look at that. Oh, I didn't hear it. He needs some milk. You need some milk. Well, he's not wrong. Definitely strengthen up those bones. Anyway, good stuff there. Your arms of Z. All right, Brett. All right.
- [120:09]
John
I'm light today, so we'll just go with this one.
- [120:12]
Brady
Here's a guy I impressed at a gas station. We got the cops have a guy.
- [120:17]
John
Down on his guy Saying he's from the press.
- [120:19]
Brady
I impress. I impress. And they just made walk around just maced him right in the face like shut up, shut up, Aladdin. I mean, he hits him with a big spread dead center to the face. I impress.
- [120:41]
John
That's like Earl shy painting a car.
- [120:43]
Brady
It's like when truly Nolan goes to your house and hits a bug direct. Oh yeah. Okay.
- [120:49]
John
There's a broad on a bike.
- [120:50]
Brady
Girl on a bicycle. And she looks good. Tank top, baby shorts. Oh, she goes over the handlebars.
- [120:57]
Brett
Good.
- [120:58]
Brady
She still does look good though. She doesn't at all. Face to the ground, off the back, bad jump. Wow, that hurt. Well, that'll save on lip injections, cuz those things are pretty swelled up. Nice work.
- [121:09]
John
All right, what was this one?
- [121:11]
Brady
Uhoh. Oh yeah, here we go. The lady with gigantic breasts and she's squeezing together just firing 12, 15 streams of milk. These are the fullest breasts I've ever seen.
- [121:22]
John
The girl you were talking about this.
- [121:24]
Brady
Morning as she's feeding herself her own milk is that. It's some sort of can get hoof and mouth disease from that skateboarder. For my video going to use that. Look at that. Wow. That is. Wow. A lot of milk. And I didn't know it. Shout out baby in the corner going, hello. Baby's fat.
- [121:46]
Brett
I didn't realize her nipples are like shower heads.
- [121:48]
Brady
Yeah, like, but they need clr. She needs some of that calcium line and rust stuff.
- [121:55]
John
And we don't know what this is.
- [121:58]
Brady
This is a dude in a case with a mask on and he's got a machine on his pee pee that's giving him, giving him an old fashioned, but he's in like a laundry basket.
- [122:08]
John
He's at a Slayer concert.
- [122:11]
Brady
What is happening? He's like vacuum sealed into something. He is, he's shrink wrapped into this laundry basket and this machine has given him a tug in some sort of industrial. Like this was the lab in Breaking Bad before.
- [122:24]
John
I don't know what that is.
- [122:25]
Brady
Neither did disturbing. How do you shrink wrap a person into something? I don't know, but somebody does. All right, here's another. Is that available at Walmart like yesterday?
- [122:34]
John
All right, Brady, here's some food for you.
- [122:36]
Brady
Pork roast. That's a chicken. It's a roasted chicken and a, and a rotisserie. Oh, that's a duck. Oh, it's got its head on.
- [122:44]
John
Didn't have the right build.
- [122:46]
Brady
Okay, she's now, now she's naked and she's sitting on the rotisserie chicken or something. She's okay. Okay. It's a goose. Is she farting on the chicken? Why is she farting on the. She's farting all over a rotisserie bird. He's sitting on a roasted chicken and farting for 12 minutes. And it's just. No, she's going to eat it, isn't she? Now it's all mashed up on the plate on the table and she farted on it for half an hour. Oh, thank God it's over. We didn't get to watch her eat it. All right.
- [123:17]
John
And Brady, this is for you in case. In case you ever lose your sauce moto in the car.
- [123:22]
Brady
All right. Here you go. Oh, no. It's a dude or a woman. I don't know what that is. That's a guy with a can of Pringles in his B hole. He's got a whole can of Pringles all the way. All the way up to the logo, all the way the mustache. Man, I hate to do this to.
- [123:38]
Brett
Him, but that looks a little Fitz.
- [123:41]
Brady
It does look like Fitz. Is that that. Is that a baby can or is that the long. He stuffed a whole can of Pringles in his ass and now he's reaching in and he's getting one. He's gonna enjoy a pr.
- [123:54]
Brett
That's an ass moto.
- [123:56]
Brady
All right. Fitz is having a Pringles out of his ass. That's still sanitary. I still. I'd eat. Still eat the Pringles. So that's all we can. I don't want to be in that guy's house. But just in case, like, there's Pringles available, I'll eat them. As long as they didn't go direct to the be hole. They were still protected by the Pringles.
- [124:14]
Brett
Can turn around and pop the lid.
- [124:16]
Brady
That's a good. Oh, squeeze it hard enough where the lid pops off like a. Like tennis balls. Okay. Well, there you go. Can I see that lady farting on that chicken again? And you say it's a goose?
- [124:32]
Brett
No, I think it's a chick.
- [124:33]
Brady
Is it just its head still there? I couldn't tell by its face.
- [124:36]
Brett
Such a long neck. It could have been it.
- [124:38]
Brady
I've never seen him deep fried a whole head of a chicken. It looks.
- [124:41]
Brett
They got long. I think they just dropped the bird in.
- [124:45]
Brady
Thought it was a duck. Cuz its neck is so long. Chickens don't have that.
- [124:47]
Brett
But it didn't have a duck beak.
- [124:49]
Brady
Maybe they cut that off. No, it.
- [124:52]
Brett
Look, you can see the. It's a chicken.
- [124:54]
Brady
All right. Let's see. But the head is. The chickens don't have those crazy long necks like that.
- [124:58]
Brett
That's why I was thinking.
- [125:00]
Brady
That's what I'm thinking. Goose. Where's it at, Brent?
- [125:03]
John
I'm getting it. I. I deleted it already.
- [125:05]
Brady
So what?
- [125:05]
John
Find it.
- [125:06]
Brady
All right. It's just some, like, housewife. Like, she's got a collared shirt on, glasses, looks totally.
- [125:14]
Brett
That might be a pheasant.
- [125:15]
Brady
You think? Yeah. Where do you get that? And she just takes her pants off, just starts farting on it. Like. I mean, Gilbert and, like, different positions, too. Putting all her weight down on it. Yeah. Multiple cuts. So every time she had to fart, they went back in that room and did it again. And then. And then that things just ruined. You know what sad about that is that? Duck, chicken, pheasant, whatever it is. The turducken lived this life in this weird farm. Got shot with antibiotics, went through the whole deal, went in there, got slaughtered, ends up at Safeway in a bucket. And then this lady buys it, farts on, throws it away like he lived it. Your God invented his whole life to just exist, get cooked, get farted on, and then thrown in the garbage. That was God's plan for that particular chicken. That's just ridiculous.
- [126:14]
Brett
Maybe that was in that pheasant's will.
- [126:16]
Brady
You think that was his. He went to Trajan and was like, look, when I'm deep fried, this is all I want.
- [126:21]
Brett
Oh, you should deep fry me.
- [126:22]
Brady
That's my wishes. You want to be scattered over the ocean? No, I don't.
- [126:26]
John
John won't eat a pot out of potluck, but he'll eat Pringles out of.
- [126:29]
Brady
Someone'S ass that's still in the can, so to speak. But if I'm in that situation, I'm already comfortable with what's going on. More than likely, if I'm with a guy and he goes, watch this. And the bottom end of a Pringles, even if he pulls his pants and I'm probably leaving, but if I see him holding Pringles and his pants are off, and then he gets. He throws his legs over his head like a potato bug, I'm not sticking around. But if I am, I might as well eat a Pringles. But you. We all know I'm not. And that's. He's the reason I don't eat a potlucks. I brought a bunch of chips for everybody. I didn't have time. And he brings his. His covered Pringles.
- [127:04]
Brett
Can.
- [127:04]
Brady
Wasn't in your butt Smell it, Elfitz.
- [127:08]
John
You're not bringing another can.
- [127:10]
Brady
There you go, everybody. That is your Brady Report. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98. KUPD Goldberg's Morning Sickness. Morning Sickness. 98K. You PD zooming through this and getting out their. Doug Hopper Hopkins. Just text me you want to golf. It's nice out. I can't. Plus it's windy. Not a big fan of that. I like calm, easy conditions. I don't like any. Golf's hard enough. You don't need obstacle. But, yeah, it's perfect outside. What a day. Gonna be a good one. Take advantage of it. You don't get this in July too often. Hold on a second. Washing down those nuts is nuts. Look, eating these peanuts. I got to give our. Our guy Fitz some love this morning. Called me yesterday. He's like, have you seen my thing I'm doing? And I know he was doing something for Phoenix Children's Hospital, and it's giving and gaming, and I think it's great. Instead of everybody focusing in on treatment of the kids and all that, we get a lot of that. What about after treatment? What about the stuff they're doing when they're not, you know, in. In some sort of medical nightmares or laying it like they're. There's a room for the kids to kind of unwind and goof around. And so we started giving him gaming because he's such a Dungeons and Dragons nerd. Now. I would prefer it if you didn't give the kids Dungeons and Dragons and create more nerds, but if that's what the kid's into, so be it. They've been through enough. But Fitz has started this thing, and if you want to go there, it's pretty great. You just. It's so easy, too. You just text PCH20 to our text line. 97936, PCH20. Read about it. Read what Fitz is doing. Gaming and giving program for the Phoenix Children's Hospital. I think it's awesome that he's doing it. I think it's great, and I want to support him all I can. I came up with a couple ideas to help out, so we'll definitely be participating down the roadways. And I gotta. I gotta get a hold of. I'll be honest with you. It's gonna be meathead from Prestige Billiards and try to get him involved, you know what? And basically kind of have a game room for the Phoenix Children's Hospital that gets a few extra items and more games and more stuff and you know, things for them to do. It's not an easy time. And we talked about that a little while ago with Phoenix Children's Hospital. Visitors that come by, baseball players that are forced to go over there, and then they do it and they're changed, their lives are changed, and the next thing you know, they're there all the time on their own. I think that's great. So PCH is one of the most decorated children's hospitals in the nation. We've got a heck of a thing going now. I have also noticed, and I don't, you know, if why no one ever points this out. Their logo is that of the Chick Fil A. I know I drive by it all the time. And I know people like Brady think it's the greatest Chick Fil A of all time.
- [129:59]
Brett
That's corporate headquarters.
- [130:01]
Brady
That's where they house the chickens. Is that where the farting on chickens happens? The special sauce and spices? But that logo is the Chick Fil A logo. And neither have sued each other, which I think is just out of the kindness of their hearts. But that's pretty. It's when you drive by it on the 51, look at it and go, God damn it, Holmberg, why did you. Because you're not going to see anything else now. And when you go to Chick Fil A, you're going to think sick kids. And that's not good either. Same exact logo. One's a handprint, one's a chicken. And we all grew up making that turkey on Thanksgiving by tracing her hand. Somehow or another, they merged all of that. Either way, it's a great operation. Fish is doing amazing stuff. We couldn't be happier for him. So if you want to be part of this few bucks here and there. He just started it. So if you want to get in on this gaming and giving PCH20 to the number 97936, you can just check everything out and then you can donate on there. And I'm definitely going to help Fitz out in a big way. He only has a. It's a $5,000 goal. I think we could knock that stiff. We'll let Fitz handle it and then roll in the tanks, give a little air support, knock this thing silly. So we know you guys are behind that. I think that's great. We haven't done a lot with Phoenix Children's Hospital, so tip of the cap to our guy. Fits herd every day here from 2 to 7. And he does a nice thing. He's a good person. So he's trying to do good things. And I think it's awesome to support that and help him out. So if you guys can do it, we most certainly will as well. I got a guilt meathead into being part of this. I don't know what. We, like, give him, like, a. Like a ping pong table. Levels, probably a lot.
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Brett
I think darts for the kids would be great.
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Brady
You know what? I'm not against it. You know what? Safe darts. The little plastic tips. Yeah, you can't. You can't hurt each other. But again, what better place to have a dart incident than a hospital? Yeah. You know what? Almost a guarantee that even if it gets really bad, they'll fix it really fast. Don't necessarily think they won't be professional. Super Papa Shot. That's a good one. I don't know if kids are into golden tea, but those are cool. That seems like a lot. A lot of strength. I don't know. I like Papa Shot. That's a fun one. And get the kids in there. Keep them active and doing stuff like that while they're going through all their treatments and having their. Their lives interrupted by, you know, whatever the hell's going on. It's not fair. So let's make them have some fun. Love what you're doing, Fitz. So if you guys want to help out again, PCH20, the number is 97936. Check it out. Give it a gander. If you feel like dropping off some coin right there, that would be awesome to do. And then maybe down the roads, we can just blow this thing up. If we get the right people behind it, I think we can. Good work, Fitz. It's 98. KUPD. It's out of control now. 98, can you please PD morning sickness. Brady's imagining fart smells. I did let one loose earlier, and it ruined. The room is not hanging around. Then I pretended. Well, the chair made a funny noise, and I just said gas. And then I pretended to waft it into my face and looked at Brett and said nothing. I didn't really fart. Seconds later, mini Pearl over here gets up all in a. Oh, terrible. Like nothing happened. I don't know. No, it's there. So the man who loves farting on teenagers over state lines acts like it's a nuclear bomb dropped on him when somebody else does it. Even when they pretend psychosomatic fart smells. That's what you're dealing with over there. Speaking of nukes, I'm trying to understand this story. Victims of the first atom bomb aren't just now eligible for reparations.
- [133:55]
Brett
Geez.
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Brady
Aren'T they the ones who like, weren't affected? They got to be 80 something. It didn't bother them or they've been.
- [134:07]
Brett
Fighting the whole time for it.
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Brady
They're 80 something. The bomb didn't do anything to them. You're giving reparations to the, the ultimate survivors?
- [134:17]
John
Yeah, they're still around.
- [134:18]
Brady
The best ones, the ones that the bomb did nothing to, the ones that should have gotten reparations are the ones that, you know, had their skin slough off like immediately and you give them some cash. But 80 years later we're like, are there any still alive? Throw them a bone.
- [134:31]
Brett
Maybe we should.
- [134:33]
Brady
I don't understand that. 14 year old Jesse Gilliland, it was awake on his porch in his family's ranch, 20, 27 miles away. Oh, it's not the Japanese ones. It was even before that. So they didn't know yet. But the U.S. army detonated the world's first ever nuclear weapon. So when they blew up the Oppenheimer one up above there's a bunch of. Well, there was some camp they didn't even tell in New Mexico when they blew bombs up and they had them later. I don't know if it wasn't the first ones, but there was some camp like 12 miles away. Yeah, like every girl in there died of cancer. Like when they were 20. Two of them got something later, but there you go. Well, yeah, but those are the ones you keep. That's too late. 80 years later you're like, here you go, nice job. You made it to the finish line. Well, you didn't need reparations. The bomb didn't do anything to you. You have to at least have gotten sick. Right.
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John
You would think.
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Brady
That. The years passed, his family members and neighbors all became sick, often with forms of cancer. Well, if he was 13, 80 years ago, he's 93.
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John
Is that a good run?
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Brady
That's a, that is a non reparations run. Things went well for you? Does that happen? Can you like.
- [135:44]
Brett
So he had some form of cancer?
- [135:46]
Brady
No, he's 93. Man. If he had it, he got over it.
- [135:50]
Brett
Yeah.
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Brady
It doesn't make sense to me. The Radiation Exposure Compensation act first passed in 1990. 1990 and applied to people in certain parts of Nevada, Utah and Arizona. It didn't include those who were potentially impacted by Trinity. In New Mexico or on Navajo lands. They're always screwing.
- [136:08]
Brett
So they just got added to it.
- [136:10]
Brady
Right. But it wasn't available to them until now. They passed it in 1990 and said all right, you make it to 20, 25. Who knows? Maybe Donald Trump will be president anyway, we'll throw a couple bucks your way if you make it to 90. Why, so what? So they get, like, millions, like six.
- [136:34]
Brett
Left, decided, oh, they should be in on this now.
- [136:39]
Brady
I don't know, but it's an awful long. I don't care about what they're deciding there. Isn't it, like a waste of money is.
- [136:45]
Brett
Look how long that.
- [136:46]
Brady
That. But at least there was probably plenty of them still, like, dealing with stuff. 20, 25. They can. They're 90 something years old. They can barely remember it. And besides that, they're fine. And they're only, like, probably 10 of them left, maybe. So you give them all, like, $10 million. How much goes out? I think if you made it to 93 years old and you got to be part of the Trinity explosion, you owe the government money for having a life with an awesome story in it. Remember when I was 13, they dropped a nuke on my camp. I made it. It's a great story. It's like if the moon gave people cancer and then you sue the government, but you're 90. I was like, no, the moon gave the other guys cancer. They're not like, you have a great story to tell. You're. You've been living on that forever. I guarantee you this dude who wants money for it. Yeah. My old f. What. What happened in your life that's like the most memorable thing? Oh, the first mushroom clip cloud ever landed on my house.
- [137:51]
Brett
And you live here at this time? You know, during the, you know, 19. Right down the date. Exactly. And then I lived in this house. We need to see some mortgage payments. Okay, here you go. Here's your $7.22 for the recall in.
- [138:06]
Brady
1942 and three when they were dropping these things, like 44, when they're starting to load up on this stuff. I don't think that the Nevada dirt people had a whole lot of record keeping. I know. To make you go back and say, oh, you know, they definitely had a mortg saying that. Yeah.
- [138:22]
Brett
No, because, you know, the food recalls, if you bought this food.
- [138:26]
Brady
Yeah. You get your money back.
- [138:27]
Brett
You got to fill out this whole thing. If you have any receipts.
- [138:33]
Brady
I mean, it messed up a ton of people. But who's to say that I lived in Albuquerque. Maybe some of it drifted over there. And if I get cancer, it's from that, but I'll never get tested for it. I'll never know that it was the trinity residue. My dad Couldn't wait to drive the family to that site. When we first moved moved out west. We're gonna go visit where the first nuclear bomb was. And we're going to rude to so Downs to watch. And the only reason he wanted to go to Rudu so Downs or whatever the hell that place was called is because that's where they filmed Black Beauty. Dude was nuts. Moving to the west. My dad went crazy. We started dressing funny. We're going to rodeos and Crystal Gale concerts together. It was a. Was weird. We were just a totally different group of people.
- [139:12]
John
Crystal Gail.
- [139:13]
Brady
Oh the first day we were into Mexico it was cool. Christmas Eve. I don't even think we unpacked. Get in the car. We're going to the nuke site. And we drove like as fast as we could to where the bomb dropped. And we didn't understand that it was 8, 7.
- [139:26]
Brett
For 10 years we lived in asbestos acres.
- [139:29]
Brady
Anyway, first off, the government screwed up by doing reparations that much later. But 93 year olds. I don't think you should get any money. You've lived your life with the best story ever. And we. I Wish I was 90 when I'm 93. I wish I had a couple of nuclear bomb stories that I survived. I was there like oh, he's the most interesting man in the world. Anyway, good luck to you. If you're one of those people and you get reparations because your parents got sick. I mean that could be all of us. You know. I don't think the Camp Lejeune thing's ever going to get settled. They still run commercials for that. One of these people. People get paid. Aren't they all sick from something? We better hurry up.
- [140:11]
Brett
I heard one I hadn't heard before.
- [140:13]
Brady
New one.
- [140:14]
Brett
It's a lawsuit that they're settling is if your kid was played Roblox. A child predator from playing the video game Roblox.
- [140:28]
Brady
Oh. If some.
- [140:30]
Brett
And now they're settling. Roblox is paying the kids.
- [140:34]
Brady
Yeah.
- [140:35]
Brett
Families that got in touch because people the predators were.
- [140:39]
Brady
How far did it have to go?
- [140:40]
Brett
Talk to the kids. They'd get in.
- [140:42]
Brady
But if they just chatted with you or if you got chatted and.
- [140:45]
Brett
And because that's.
- [140:47]
Brady
That could be. Because that could be anybody. That could be like an 8 year old pretending you had to actually like show up somewhere.
- [140:52]
Brett
Well, evidently this law firm. That was commercial.
- [140:56]
Brady
Yeah. If you get trafficked or you get.
- [140:58]
Brett
Picked up or I didn't know this.
- [141:00]
Brady
Solicited and moved in money. Well, I'm Just going to pretend that happened. Then how do you prove that this guy was asking me out on a date and I was very uncomfortable with that. I think I should get some Roblox money.
- [141:13]
Brett
Evidently there was some meeting up.
- [141:15]
Brady
Oh sure. That's. Yeah. Once you get face to face with the dude. But how is it the video game company's fault and not the parents?
- [141:23]
Brett
Because they were allowing the online play.
- [141:28]
Brady
But isn't that.
- [141:29]
Brett
Didn't have the just online or whatever. I don't know.
- [141:31]
Brady
There's no filter on Madden. I quit Madden because I was playing with too many 12 year olds. And that sounds bad but you let me finish. But they were calling me the N word so much I had to quit. I should sue them. I was exposed to so much racism by 12 year olds playing Madden back in 2007 when they were 2008, 9 and 10 when the Bluetooth games were. I was going PlayStation 3 and stuff.
- [141:56]
John
Yeah.
- [141:57]
Brady
I quit because the kids were too mean to me. If you were exposed to tons of terrible language from a child and couldn't fight back because it's illegal. I should get some money. And that should be off of EA Sports.
- [142:11]
Brett
Kirby played that.
- [142:12]
Brady
It's.
- [142:12]
Brett
I'm going to go some cash.
- [142:14]
Brady
Yeah. But it's not the end. Now you're hoping that somebody tries to abduct your kid because you get a payday.
- [142:19]
Brett
I need to talk to you when.
- [142:20]
Brady
You serve that up anyway. Yeah. Spider man was. Wasn't he radiated when the spider from the bomb. Did he get money?
- [142:32]
John
Incredible Hulk was too.
- [142:33]
Brady
Right? Yeah. A whole bunch of radiation issues. I don't get given 90 year olds money to say sorry we cut your life short. That just doesn't make sense. Anyway. And I hope your kids weren't abducted it on Roblox. But you should pay more attention to who they're talking. If your kids are gaming online you should check in now and again to make sure. And if suddenly one of your kids says I want to go to the mall. Kids today don't want to go to the mall. That's. There's a rapist waiting for them. Don't let them go. Weirdos. Anyway. What a strange thing. I haven't seen that commercial. I just keep seeing Camp Lejeune and then the ladies whose vaginas have fallen out twice. They have that double mesh and the second mesh dropped out. A lot of collapse. Oh man. They're. Those things are heavy. There is a mesh in the world that's keeping that together. We built the Hoover Dam. But. And it's held up for years. There's a couple ladies out there, we can't stop their junk from falling out of their bodies. They get a lawsuit on it anyway. High digress, Brett. It's almost time for Rock Wars. You won the last week because we took it away from Brady. I think it was just Brady was going to have to pick one, but you came up with a good idea of skipping it and why. And I'm like, well, that means you win this week. So congratulations. Br, what do you have for us this week for rockwors?
- [143:48]
John
You know, I was going to go one way, but then we. Let's do a theme song for these lawyers like that that are going after like yeah, like the Camp Leun and the border blocks thing or whatever video game you're talking about and stuff like that. So maybe like a theme song for those lawyers or those class action lawsuit lawyers where you're gonna get like $7 out of that 10 billion dollar settlement.
- [144:11]
Brady
Millions. And you get your 12 or 13 bucks. Okay. A litigious kind of blood sucker something. Yeah, okay. I like that. All right. I'm not against them. I think they do a great job. If I was, they might be doing it.
- [144:29]
John
Oh, 100%.
- [144:30]
Brady
But I don't know when the Camp Lejeune thing ends. There's a lot of you people that had Camp lejeune water for 55 years and they get there looking for all of them. And to all you people who survived the Trinity bombing, you should get free diapers for the rest of your life, which would be like a year. Rock Wars. You can help us out, Holger@98kupd.com you can text 97936. You tell us what you want to hear, we'll play Rock wars next. It's out of control trauma. It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy known only as Rock Wars. And it's brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pawn. If you want to get over there. 12th street in Indian school. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over 100,000American dollars. No credit needed to top dollar paid. With the entire process just taking several minutes. Mo money pawn.com Brett chose the topic today as we were Talking about those 90 plus year old survivors of the Trinity nuclear bomb. And again, I mean you made it to 93. Maybe you owe the government some money for prolonging your life with nukes. It just doesn't seem like you deserve money if you made it to to the 90s and you said it was.
- [145:53]
Brett
The two test sites.
- [145:54]
John
Didn't they test in Utah?
- [145:55]
Brady
Also Nevada and New Mexico.
- [145:58]
Brett
Just waiting for the results on that one.
- [146:00]
Brady
But still. Still don't know. They're 90. Even if you were a baby that day, you're 80 something. You. The nukes helped you live longer. Why are we giving them money? You're a mutant. But it worked.
- [146:16]
Brett
You've got four eyes.
- [146:18]
Brady
Give me some mutants. In a bad way. Give that guy some money. If he had to wander around with bubble ey and his whole head was in eyeballs like, yeah, that might have been from our nuke. He gets some cash. But if you're 93 and you're like, I deserve payment. You don't know what I've been through. Yeah, the prolonging of your life. What are you? Green Mile? This is great for you. So Brett came up with an idea with all the Camp Lejeune stuff. Brady did some research on the Roblox thing, which they were getting you for. You know, having a game that's addictive and like, you know, forcing you to do things you didn't want to do. Pay for upgrades and things like that. That makes sense. I didn't see any of the rape stuff. But whatever. That's your. That's the parents fault. If your kids go into the mall and meeting up with an abductor, that's your parents fault 100% of the time. I don't care what anybody says. He. He got tied up with some man who met him at the mall. You drove. Who drove him to the mall? Me. Well. And you did it. But these lawyers that get in on these things. I am. I wish I was one of them. I would love to be a class action lawsuit lawyer. Because you bait like millions and millions of people in for their $6 and then you make millions. Like that guy on the poop cruise.
- [147:26]
Brett
Whatever.
- [147:27]
Brady
I didn't see him.
- [147:27]
John
The maritime lawyer.
- [147:29]
Brett
Yeah. He was just like.
- [147:29]
Brady
You know, I noticed this. I noticed it was princess cruisers or whoever.
- [147:34]
Brett
And I knew.
- [147:34]
Brady
Knocked him down.
- [147:35]
Brett
He did research.
- [147:38]
Brady
We need people like that. I love them people, but they are. You know what? Some people look at it in a bad way. I think. I think it's awesome. Brett wants a rock theme song for these. These litigious predator lawyers. Which I think are awesome.
- [147:52]
John
Do you know how many hellcats you can get? That should be their next commercial for the poop cruise.
- [147:56]
Brady
Lawyers. We're selling it. Hellcats everywhere. I want one. Who would you like to go first?
- [148:03]
John
Go ahead, Johnny.
- [148:03]
Brady
You want me to go first? Some people think this is a bad word, but when it comes to. When it comes to this kind of stuff, I think it's a great word. They call these lawyers blood suckers, but if we didn't have them, then we wouldn't have any protection against all this stuff. And, sure, you'll get your $8, but these bloodsuckers change the world Blood suckers by a day to remember Blood sucker, you always kill my vibe God. For bad chores and no, it's not all right blood sucker, try to flip me dry only just someone else for the rest your life Blood kind of like this Not a huge day to remember man, this song's good. And by the way, you can make fun of lawyers and stuff like that, and then when you need one, you want a blood. Yeah, absolutely. You definitely want some big clawed, grizzly bear, beast of a man who's like, maybe we can get millions of people involved.
- [149:02]
John
Here comes in with the sleeveless suit.
- [149:04]
Brady
I. I've spoken to lawyers. Yeah, yeah, I've spoken to lawyers. No, not necessarily. I want to. I want to like a guy who's going for the big stuff. I want them to be legitimate, too. I don't need them doing circus tricks. I just want him to be a go getter. The one I recently talked to. Dude's like, one more. One more misstep, and we can go crazy. I'm like, okay, talking to you.
- [149:28]
Brett
Also, you want the.
- [149:29]
Brady
The lawyer that's. That talks to you very calmly. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, because you know, this dude's gonna f up everybody. He's. He's Jules from Pulp Fiction. Yep, exactly.
- [149:39]
John
My mushroom clown.
- [149:40]
Brady
Yeah. Bunch of little Fonzies up in here. Cool. It's awesome. All right, blood sucker. Day to remember. You want Brady next? Yep. All right, Brady, go ahead.
- [149:48]
Brett
I went the predatory route as well.
- [149:51]
Brady
I didn't.
- [149:52]
Brett
Because you need. I love them, so I'm gonna go after you. You need a. You need a shark. That's what they call lawyers. And I went old school with Bobby Darren, Mack the Knife.
- [150:00]
Brady
Oh, my God, where is te. I would like to not pay for a lawyer. I'm gonna beat Brady's lawyer. This is your tough guy, blood sucker lawyer.
- [150:11]
John
Give me the shirted, sleeveless guy at this point.
- [150:15]
Brady
Give me a dude. Give me the red panda. Give me anybody.
- [150:18]
Brett
My lawyer comes in, snapping his fingers. I don't think that's the lawyer I want either.
- [150:24]
Brady
My lawyer just got paid for being at the first test site of a nuclear bomb. He's 90 years old. Mack the knife is his song. I get you some money, Brady. Some confederate cash. No, no, no. We're done with it. What are you talking about?
- [150:39]
John
Some silver bags.
- [150:40]
Brady
When I was a boy that mattered. Look at war bonds.
- [150:46]
Brett
I got this booby. And they take their gigantic feed.
- [150:50]
Brady
That dude is ancient. Walking to his office and he's got Max. That's my theme show long. He's a real go getter. He's not retired and he's 100 years old. He's a bad lawyer. Yeah. Brett, what do you got? All right.
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John
To me when I'm sitting there.
- [151:09]
Brady
Cuz the word sharks in it, right?
- [151:12]
John
There's nothing worse than watching like OP live or something just kicking back. And all of a sudden the Camp Leon commercials come on. And I'm just sitting there just pissed off off and I'm just.
- [151:22]
Brady
No, wait, let me ask. Are you pissed off because you didn't get any to that water? No, I am.
- [151:27]
John
I want some pissed off guys are ruining my op live. I want twerking. So they're interrupting my time with all this. Have you drink the water at Camp Leun?
- [151:37]
Brady
No, I don't get anything.
- [151:38]
John
So basically these guys have no class.
- [151:40]
Brady
Motorhead. Oh, who's up? What's the song? No class. You don't like them? No, I'm all for. I want class action. Blood suckers. Brett wants them to stop running ads. Yeah.
- [152:00]
John
Interrupting my show.
- [152:02]
Brady
Brady wants program. Danny Thomas's father. My shark has dentures but he's there. Biden's theme would be Mac the Night and it's still a little old for him. All right, there you go. You can vote holmberg@98kupd.com Will it be Blood Sucker, the one I chose from A day to remember? Will it be no Class by Motorhead, the one Brett chose? Or will it be Mack the Knife by Bobby Darren? You're an idiot. He heard the word shark. They call them sharks. That's the song. When that shark by. That's it. Hilarious. See if there was a metal version of it. Yeah.
- [152:57]
Brett
Oh no, there was. The warning has a song. What Shark. It's pretty good.
- [153:03]
Brady
Not Mac the Knife good.
- [153:04]
Brett
No, no.
- [153:05]
Brady
People wouldn't like that.
- [153:06]
John
What is.
- [153:06]
Brady
Nobody's gonna want that as much. Brett nailed it. You can vote. Text 97936 phone us 585-9800 maybe just go to the last call because Shannon's here. John Gordon's not here. So we're have a good voter. I don't know if Shannon's. I don't know he's playing along yet or not. He's fine. We'll do it. It doesn't matter. I got four on the list. If Shannon comes in, he'll be the fifth option. Okay, but right now we've got. Everything's going on. It's crazy. Anyway, it's just in my head now. And you know what's funny?
- [153:35]
Brett
Catchy song.
- [153:35]
Brady
When I think of Brady playing Rock wars, it's weird. I think of you playing Rock wars today and you're in black and white. Like you made radio black and white. It was weird. Rock Wars. We'll find out who wins next. Morning sickness. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? Holmberg's morning sickness. All right. Right in the heart of Rock Wars. I'm getting a lot of emails about this. A theme song for a litigious. Go get them. You know, lawyer that's going to go after the. Or you don't like class action suits or. Yeah, like the. You know, he's. One way or the other. You see it one way or the other. But these lawyers are everywhere getting money for 90 year old. I don't understand. Brett chose no Class by Motorhead. Clearly against the.
- [154:29]
John
Yeah, they just pissed me.
- [154:30]
Brady
Crazy litigious lawyer. I chose Bloodsucker by a day to remember I'm all for them. I think they're awesome. And Brady chose Mac the Knife by Bobby Darin. Emails are saying it all. Great choices all around. Except Brady. Then there's Brady's pick. The most random choice for Rock wars ever. So ridiculously stupid. I must vote for it. Alexander Chancellor, have Brett go back and change the theme to what R words would pick for Rockworth? Brady. I don't understand that. Mac the Knife Phillips says Brady. Yeah, I want my lawyer to show up in a pinstriped suit. Jewburg, you nailed it with Blood suckers. Brady. What the. What the hell? John Wynn's most appropriate song for the war A Day to Remember is also the best. Dusty balls. And this one says is Brady using some sort of AI that has adapted to be mentally challenged? It's got some DNA missing. Using this to pick Rock War songs. My vote goes to you, Chancellor. Excellent choice. Actually made logical sense but. Jesus Christ. Brady. Good to see Brady got back in line and back to his loser ways for this game. We don't have to worry about him picking next week. My votes for John. He should have just chosen Baby shark. What's wrong with you? Good one. Oh man. And you know it's only 15 years old, but It's. At least it's not Mac the Knife Old. Do you know what the difference between Toledo's kid and a bloodsucker is? The bloodsucker stops sucking when you hit it. That's not fair. He's doing well. What the f. Brady. Jesus. Rolling in his tomb. If he had one. Brett, you knocked it out of the park this week with Motorhead. Lots of those. Anyway, I have the emails 11 to 4 over bread. And then Brady got that one while we were reading, so there's one there. What do you got on the text and stuff? Refreshing right now. Very refreshing.
- [156:32]
Brett
God damn it.
- [156:33]
Brady
Brady's got the lead on.
- [156:37]
John
I saw his little paws going on his iPhone.
- [156:40]
Brady
Oh, boy. He was hammering out votes for himself. Brett's within.
- [156:44]
John
Within reach, but.
- [156:45]
Brady
Son of a. All right, Shannon, you may have to pick one here just in case. It doesn't matter. Just don't. Don't pick Brady. That's all. One through five. That's all you need to do. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Pick a number. Just picking bread. Anyway, we'll go to Shannon. I can't see that. Oh, it's email. That's me. Okay, good. Thank God. Good job, Shannon. Good job, Shannon. Treated that like it was an ice raid. Just pick a number between one through five. I can't. Brett, no, I'm not asking for help. Just sit down. You're fine. One through five. What if I miss it? You're good. I was born here. Yeah, doesn't matter. We get it. One through four. What's happening? Let's do it. A Day to Remember. This is Blood Sucker. This is actually a pretty cool song. So we'll get this one out there. And I am a slight bit oddly disappointed that Mac the Knife isn't about to play. Thought I had it, but so did I. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a day to remember. Go get your money. It's out of control now. 98K's morning sickness. Morning sickness. That's the end of that. Sorry, I was thinking about. Thinking about John Wayne. What goes on in this room? It's weird in here. Anyway, there you go, blood sucker. Day to remember. We were just talking about that. Like, dude, I like them people. Some people go nuts for that band. Like, they're just out of their minds. Crazy for that band. And I'm not one of those people, but I like that song. And it fit out perfectly.
- [158:25]
John
I mean, it's no Mac the Knife.
- [158:26]
Brady
No. What song resonates 90 years later? I got an email from a guy who said, hey, I survived the trip Trinity bombing. I remember when I used to. When Bobby Darren would babysit for me. Thanks for all the positive memories. Signed victim. Anyway, it's ten o' clock on the dot.
- [158:55]
Brett
Darren family appreciates the spins.
- [158:57]
Brady
Oh, I'm sure that they love it. Yeah, his great grandkids were like, Hey, 8 cents. What? Oh, did our. Our never met him great grandfather get a spin on a radio station?
- [159:06]
John
What Oldies did what rock 16 cents because it would have got played again.
- [159:10]
Brady
That's true. Double down all of them. The royalties would have gone everywhere for Mack the knife. Remember when McDonald's did Mac Tonight? Yeah, me too. That's what I remember. Because that was 40. 40 or 50 years after that song was popular in the 80s. McDonald's did a campaign of Mac the Night Mac Tonight and the moon sang it. It's pretty cool. That's what I remember because that's when I was a child and that song was already 50. So Brady's done a good job there. Surprised we didn't have to have a phonograph for that. Anyway, I do want to hear it now. I'm probably gonna listen on the. On the way home.
- [159:49]
John
Which one?
- [159:50]
Brady
Mac the Knife. Oh, yeah. Or Mac Tonight. You have Mac Tonight?
- [159:53]
John
I do, right.
- [159:54]
Brett
Oh, the shot baby gave away that figurine.
- [159:58]
Brady
I had that bit. Big moon. Some girl in school told me I looked like the moon because he has a humongous head. He looks like a candy apple with a banana for it and he keeps it. I remember being this, you know, when that. I don't remember how old I was, but they grabbed me. She like, just like the moon from the McDonald's commercials because your chin's too big for your body. Oh, when I was at the casino the other night, remember the lady a few years ago that asked me how long it took me to recover from Bell's palsy? And I'm like, I never had it, so, like, that's rude. I'm at the casino the other night. Guy comes over and he does the thing you, John. And I'm like, yeah. And so I talked to him for a second and then some lady comes over and said, we saw you over here in your glasses. And he thinks you're John Holmberg from the radio. I'm like, oh, okay. And then she goes, I thought you had down syndrome because of your glasses. And she was drunk. And I'm like, who says that to someone out loud? Like, I'm just wearing the meta glasses. Yeah, I thought those were glasses for kids. With down syndrome. First off, that's not even a thing. And thanks, bitch. That's my life in a nutshell. One lady, it was the. I loved her face because when she asked me. So how long did it take to recover? From what? Bell's palsy. I've never had it. Oh, her face looked at me like, what? Hell no. But you look like you're melting. I just walked away. Sad. Great seeing you down syndrome lady over at the casino, Arizona convinced I don't even know they made glasses for people with down syndrome. But Ray Ban Mead has evidently made me look like that enough for her to say so. She had a big old jug of wine in her hand. I'm like, you're a booze. Go back to your trailer. Away from me, lady. Okay, it's time for Brady to entertain. John always makes sure he gets his money. What do you mean a texter says, well, yeah, story dur.
- [162:11]
Brett
Because of your heritage.
- [162:13]
Brady
I understand it. Don't over explain. Okay, I'm just making sure. Let me spell that down.
- [162:20]
Brett
What are you saying?
- [162:22]
Brady
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- [163:49]
Brett
Since the release of Superman, there's been a 513 increase and Google searches for Adopt a dog near me. In the movie There's a dog crypto. It was created with cgi. It was modeled after James Gunn's own rescue dog Ozu. It's a schnauzer looking dog. And I guess crypto has a a good little role in that movie. Enough so that people right? Oh cool.
- [164:21]
John
I turned it off too.
- [164:22]
Brady
That's good. I know. Still blow us away.
- [164:26]
Brett
Nicholas Cage says he commented on cuz what Sarah Jessica Parker said earlier this week that they dated.
- [164:34]
Brady
I nailed it. I nailed her baby. I a long time ago.
- [164:37]
Brett
Honeymoon in Vegas.
- [164:38]
Brady
Pounded her in Honeymoon in Vegas. Back before she started looking like a Nutter Butter.
- [164:43]
Brett
He says the reason why it didn't last. He didn't pass the mom test. He said. I recall sitting down down with her mother for dinner at the Russian Tea Room. I don't know if it was my blue Vance and leather motorcycle jacket, which I still have, or my sinusitis. Either way, I didn't hear from her again after that.
- [165:05]
Brady
No, I'm kidding. Mom said you're not going to see that boy ever again. Well, maybe it's because I tried to have sex with her at the table. I'm going to jam it in your little baby girl. Baby girl.
- [165:19]
Brett
Says even though it didn't last that long, I still cared for Parker.
- [165:22]
Brady
So what do you like about Sarah? Well, let's look her up and down here. She's got an hourglass shape and an outstanding bottom. Baby girl. I'm going to smack that ass. Okay.
- [165:34]
John
Him in for Ferris Bueller.
- [165:35]
Brady
Yeah. Yeah. And ended up with Ferris Bueller who did pass the mom test. I think your husband might be gay. This is perfect for a girl like you.
- [165:45]
Brett
This is pretty wild. A guy, Dan Rivera was taking the Anna Annabelle doll around on a national tour and he stopped a Sunday Gettysburg and the guy dies. No word if Annabelle is a suspect or Annabelle's the murdering doll. The movie, huh? You ever seen the Annabelle movies or the trailers for them or anyone?
- [166:11]
Brady
Think so. I don't remember.
- [166:13]
Brett
Well, it's a big show.
- [166:14]
Brady
How well they did.
- [166:15]
John
Yeah, Chucky's the only dollar member so.
- [166:17]
Brady
Wait, this dude started some sort of weird pervert society of Annabelle doll collectors?
- [166:24]
Brett
He would take it around kind of like one of the. Like a movie fan deal, like a con. There's.
- [166:30]
Brady
Oh, he was. So he was around doing it himself.
- [166:34]
Brett
But he was taking the doll around to the various events but he. He mysteriously dies.
- [166:42]
Brady
Oh no. I'm just. Saw somebody just text me. He's a paranormal investigator.
- [166:45]
Brett
Yeah.
- [166:46]
Brady
So they're saying maybe the doll is a ghost or. Oh, it's a bunch of horse.
- [166:51]
John
Zach Baggins will buy that thing from.
- [166:53]
Brady
All those people lose their minds over it. They're so dumb. The ghost people that watch those shows. Parents, paranormal investigator. First off, if again, if you prove that there is a paranormal to investigate, fly to Sweden and go get your Nobel Prize. But don't start telling me I'm investigating crimes of a thing I can't even solve. I don't even know if the thing I'm looking at like if I would love it if it turned out ghosts have been responsible for all the cold cases. They killed OJ's wife, they did all that stuff. It was ghosts. Then these paranormal investigators got something. Until then, it's a gimmick. People stop.
- [167:33]
Brett
Broadcast viewing nearly always falls off in June after the traditional TV season ends. But for the first time ever, broadcast falls below 20% of TV use for it's.
- [167:48]
Brady
You see what they're putting on. Have you watched Tim Allen shifting gears?
- [167:53]
John
The same show he's done for 20 years.
- [167:55]
Brady
It's worse in a different form. 10 times worse. TV executives are in a race with radio executives to see what. What free media can be buried harder and faster. It's amazing. Like. And you said they're bringing back Scrubs? Yeah, they are. Scrubs is coming back with the same cat? Yes.
- [168:14]
John
I don't know. I didn't take that far into it.
- [168:15]
Brett
Scrubs. And there's one other show there.
- [168:17]
Brady
There. There's no reason for nostalgia like that anymore when you can go online and watch all your old Scrubs episodes. But it's. Is it because the Conners were successful and they got what, seven years?
- [168:26]
John
I don't get why that was successful.
- [168:27]
Brady
It's because they can't take time to nurture something on broadcast television. So they get familiarity and they try to cash in quick. That's it. They spike fast. It's like a reunion concert and. But nobody wants to do it. So they'll do two or three shows, get their money and run. They don't care if it's good or bad. They Just put some names, you know, on a screen. You're like, well, this can't be bad. And then you find out, oh, my God, it's horrible. Because broadcast TV can't keep up with the money that Netflix and everybody else is throwing around. They make terrible products and then wonder how come no one watches.
- [168:59]
John
When's Miami Vice coming back?
- [169:02]
Brady
If you could get. Is one of them dead? Don Johnson's still alive? No.
- [169:06]
John
Film Mike.
- [169:07]
Brady
Time store. Oh, just get him in.
- [169:09]
John
So Selena's dad.
- [169:11]
Brady
Okay, yeah. Almost is not Selena's dad.
- [169:15]
John
Yeah, he is.
- [169:16]
Brady
No, he's not. Salinas. He's Selena's dad. He's Selena's dad in the movie.
- [169:25]
John
Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
- [169:26]
Brady
Come on. And not Selena Gomez's death. No, not her. This is a. This is a racist SAT question at.
- [169:32]
John
The face of a catcher's myth.
- [169:34]
Brady
All Selenas are not Selena Gomez, but Selena Gomez is a representative of all Selenas. True or false. You don't know that's a Selena. What are they? Whatever. Dime a dozen, what they say. What am I supposed to do with that? Selena again, people who are saying that, you know, you're going to be in the lunchroom at work. She knows. Selena Gomez was Edward James. Almost as I heard it on the.
- [169:55]
John
I never said that.
- [169:56]
Brady
Yes, you did.
- [169:57]
John
Come on. No, it was from the movie.
- [169:58]
Brady
She wasn't. Wasn't in that movie.
- [170:00]
John
Oh, Selena. The real singer. Jennifer Lopez broad.
- [170:04]
Brady
Yeah.
- [170:05]
John
The hell are you talking about?
- [170:06]
Brett
Yeah.
- [170:06]
Brady
How'd you bring Gomez? You said Gomez. No, no, no. I said Selena. I've never talked about that.
- [170:17]
John
Catcher's mitt. She's got the face of Catcher's Man.
- [170:22]
Brady
Yeah, that's true. It's a tiny little face on a great big head. All right, so to clear it up, they're not making Miami Vice again, but TV executives suck. And Selena Gomez is not Edward James. Almost daughter Fred Armis.
- [170:36]
Brett
Selena is.
- [170:37]
Brady
Selena is not the lady in the movie. Selena was not Edward James in the movie. In the movie, Lopez played Selena. Yeah. And Edward Jade's almost played the father. Right?
- [170:47]
John
That's what I'm talking about.
- [170:48]
Brady
The movie. Really? Selena's dad?
- [170:50]
John
No, I know that.
- [170:51]
Brady
Selena Gomez's dad.
- [170:52]
John
I never brought Selena Gomez. You.
- [170:53]
Brady
Martin Short is Selena Gomez's dad. I've seen that.
- [170:57]
Brett
Is he.
- [170:58]
John
You're the one.
- [170:58]
Brady
He's the father.
- [170:59]
John
It's her.
- [171:00]
Brady
He's not. That would be the worst casting of all time. Selena Gomez and Martin Short as her father. I didn't know. I thought that murder or something?
- [171:11]
Brett
No, they're. They're.
- [171:12]
Brady
They're just all residents in that. In the same building. These murders in the building. And of course, they're talking to the Mexican like, there's been murders in the building. Where were you?
- [171:23]
Brett
Fred Armisen just came out with an album of 100 sound effects, and he's taking it on the road.
- [171:30]
Brady
But it's him just making the noises, right?
- [171:32]
Brett
Yeah. Like there's. He lists all 100 sound effects, but a couple of a band sound check guy and a band agreeing far too long. Romanian crowd at a rock club shouting for an encore.
- [171:48]
John
Was he Michael Winslow now?
- [171:49]
Brett
So he'll go up on stage.
- [171:51]
Brady
Fred armisen is Larry McFeely. They're both the same. They look the same and they act the same. And they're weird. They're. What they find funny is weird, but they're funny. Fred Armisen makes me laugh constantly because I always see Laird going from main.
- [172:05]
Brett
Room to acoustic room at a music store.
- [172:08]
Brady
Interesting.
- [172:12]
Brett
Sparsely attended show encore with someone shouting, where's Jim?
- [172:17]
Brady
Yeah. So he's going to do this live.
- [172:20]
Brett
Yes.
- [172:20]
Brady
For people. Great stuff.
- [172:22]
Brett
And the Fire Festival, it sold for.
- [172:24]
Brady
$245,000 to Edward James. Almost. Here we go again. I thought you said Gomez.
- [172:32]
John
No, no, no, no.
- [172:33]
Brady
The hell are you going?
- [172:35]
Brett
The opening bid was 240. 250.
- [172:38]
John
They made five grand more.
- [172:39]
Brady
Yeah. So one extra bid came. Yeah. Locked it down. Now you own the Fyre Festival. Anyway, the Bob's probably bought it.
- [172:48]
John
It'll be our next show.
- [172:49]
Brady
But again, if they could. If they could redo Miami Vice and have Selena Gomez in it for one episode, they do it, and they'd have like six seconds of like, oh, this is a hit. And then people would slowly wean off. Broadcast television is awful.
- [173:03]
John
When they tried Night Court again, did you? Yeah, I tried.
- [173:06]
Brady
I tried.
- [173:08]
John
I couldn't even hate watch it.
- [173:09]
Brady
I know. It was terrible. It's so bad. And there they are, like, trying to figure out how come no one watches broadcast TV anymore. And it's like, maybe because you guys don't put out any good product. It's free. People understand it. And you still can't put anything out there. That is good. How in the world. Talking from our own experience here. Shannon's in for Larry this week. You guys can chat with Shannon next. We're all done. Have yourselves a fantabulous whatever it is Wednesday, and we'll get the hell out of your hair. Now it's 98K, UPDF's most powerful rock radio station. It's out of control now. 98K U PD.