Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode Released: July 16, 2025

Hosts:

• John Holmberg
• Brady Bogen
• Byron
• Brett (Advertising Segment Contributor)

1. Swing Off Settles All-Star Game

The episode kicks off with a discussion about the recent All-Star Game, highlighting the innovative approach of mic'ing up players for a more engaging broadcast experience. John expresses enthusiasm about the interaction between the pitcher and catcher, noting,

"It was like, all right... Kershaw was awesome. He's... 22 was great." [02:22]

Byron agrees, adding that such initiatives make the game more entertaining, even for those who aren't typically baseball fans. The hosts commend the representation of the Diamondbacks, mentioning standout performances by Marte and Corbin Carroll, as well as Kyle Schwarber's impressive three home runs.

2. Gigantomastia: A Rare Condition in Brazil

A significant portion of the episode delves into the story of Thinara Marcondes, a 22-year-old Brazilian woman diagnosed with gigantomastia—a rare condition causing excessive breast growth. John presents the case with a mix of humor and concern:

"She’s Brazilian. Has a new lease on life after surgeons removed... 22 pounds of booby meat." [12:33]

The discussion covers the severe physical and emotional toll the condition has had on Thinara, including difficulties in daily activities and societal attention. John humorously critiques the medical terminology and the dramatic presentation of her condition:

"Gigantomastia needs to be a Wrestler. Just a giant can." [16:12]

Brady and Byron join in, adding their own takes on the challenges faced by Thinara, such as the need for specialized clothing and the stigma attached to her condition. John wraps up this segment by reflecting on the uniqueness of the story compared to typical news headlines.

3. OnlyFans Star Seeks Hymen Restoration to Rejoin Mormon Church

Transitioning to a more sensitive topic, the hosts discuss Holly Jane (name approximated from the transcript), an OnlyFans creator who desires to surgically restore her hymen to return to the Mormon Church. John approaches the subject with a blend of skepticism and humor:

"She wants to have a Frankenpuss and sew this thing back together and then like see if God notices." [21:37]

The conversation touches on the controversial nature of hymen restoration surgeries, questioning their authenticity and the motivations behind them. Brady and Byron contribute by comparing the procedure to car repairs, emphasizing the unnaturalness of the process:

"It's a vaginal do over. But is that... lab produced?" [27:35]

John continues to mock the concept, likening it to cheating and expressing doubt about its legitimacy within religious contexts. The hosts collectively highlight the absurdity they perceive in the idea, while also acknowledging the personal struggles such individuals face.

4. Testosterone Cream Warnings: Accidental Exposure to a Baby

In a humorous yet cautionary segment, the hosts narrate a bizarre incident where a father unknowingly transferred testosterone cream to his baby, leading to unexpected consequences. John recounts his personal experience with testosterone overuse:

"My testosterone levels got to 1200, which I think is the max. It felt like I had my penis feels like it's a baked potato in the microwave..." [34:08]

Brady interjects with a punchline:

"All right, I'll do it. Jesus Christ, leave me alone." [34:08]

John humorously discusses the effects of excessive testosterone, including mood swings and physical changes. The conversation then shifts to the specific incident involving the baby:

"Stark warning to parents exposing their children to potent products after a baby girl bizarrely grew a micro penis with cut after cuddling with dad." [36:05]

The hosts debate the plausibility of such a situation, mixing factual warnings with comedic exaggeration. Byron and Brady join in with witty remarks about the absurdity of the reported case, underscoring the importance of proper medication handling.

Conclusion

Throughout the episode, John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, and Byron navigate a blend of serious topics and comedic interludes with their trademark humor. From critiquing traditional baseball broadcasting to delving into sensational medical stories, the hosts maintain an engaging and lighthearted discourse. While highlighting extraordinary medical conditions and controversial personal decisions, they infuse the conversation with memorable quotes and relatable humor, ensuring listeners are both informed and entertained.

Notable Quotes:

• "If you've got some time to kill and you're awake and you're one of those people that just wanders around at 5:45 in the morning with nothing to do rather than sleep more... get outside. Do something rare." — John Holmberg [00:59]

• "Gigantomastia needs to be a Wrestler. Just a giant can." — John Holmberg [16:12]

• "She wants to have a Frankenpuss and sew this thing back together and then like see if God notices." — John Holmberg [21:37]

• "My testosterone levels got to 1200... It felt like I had my penis feels like it's a baked potato in the microwave..." — John Holmberg [34:08]

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