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Doug Hopkins
Hopkins.
John Holberg
1800 now.
Doug Hopkins
Morning sickness.
John Holberg
G R. Dale, actually. You didn't mind? Jesus Christ. Wow.
Doug Hopkins
Makes me want to beat somebody up. Johnny. What?
John Holberg
That took me by surprise. Jesus, man, he got amped up.
Doug Hopkins
You listen to this all day long. I'd be beating people up.
John Holberg
You're so suggestible as a former football player. They would play a song, just write the entire building. Oh, the whole building is. Yeah, it was Frankenstein's, man.
Doug Hopkins
Yeah.
John Holberg
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Dale
The second most expensive piece of movie memorabilia has just sold well.
Doug Hopkins
Hey, say that again.
Dale
Movie memorabilia.
John Holberg
That's a big word. Give him a break.
Dale
It just sold. It's 14 point. 14.75 million.
John Holberg
Okay, you just didn't look at the paper. You just. You just said a number. I don't. I don't trust that you were accurate or that you just said a number. It was even looking at the report.
Dale
It was a sled from Citizen King.
John Holberg
Oh, rosebud. Okay. Aren't they selling Darth Vader's lightsaber now? That's up.
Dale
They are, but that. The most expensive is rosebud. That's the second most.
John Holberg
Oh, what's the most expensive? Yeah, that's what I would say. Correct.
Dale
From the wizard.
John Holberg
Yeah. Rosebuds are not expensive these days.
Doug Hopkins
Huh?
Dale
What do you think the ruby slippers went for?
John Holberg
That's the actual. Did we show Dale?
Doug Hopkins
Dude? No.
John Holberg
Get that up for Dale. That's your.
Doug Hopkins
Punish the water.
John Holberg
That's your punishment for that scream that you let. I actually had that happen to me when you yelled the ruby slippers went for 32 points.
Doug Hopkins
Wow. That's ridiculous.
Dale
Pete Davidson's girl's pregnant.
John Holberg
I saw that. Good for Pete.
Dale
Elsie Hewitt is her name.
John Holberg
He's had so many stable relationships that locking this one down with a child is a great idea. At least I never said.
Doug Hopkins
Here you go. That dude's ugly, isn't he?
John Holberg
He's not normal looking, but he's actually got.
Doug Hopkins
He looks like he's got down. Here you go. I don't want to see that.
John Holberg
Yeah, look.
Doug Hopkins
No.
John Holberg
Yeah. You got to get back to the area, Brady.
Doug Hopkins
I'll look if you look. Oh, God.
John Holberg
Oh, wait a minute. It's.
Doug Hopkins
The good part's coming up. I don't need to. Wait a minute.
John Holberg
The good part's coming up.
Doug Hopkins
There it is.
John Holberg
This is the good part. Dale.
Dale
Dale, look. You gotta see this. If I had to see it.
Doug Hopkins
Even thinking about Lucky, you guys are sick and wrong.
Dale
There's Pete Davidson's girlfriend, Elsie.
John Holberg
Oh, look at that thing.
Doug Hopkins
Yeah. But he's ugly.
John Holberg
He looks like Mo from the Simpsons. And well.
Doug Hopkins
So. So what's that? He's got money. Is he famous?
John Holberg
He's got a big wiener. And that's well known. And he's also a comedian who was on Saturday Night Live and I didn't find him that funny. I've seen a stand up. It's okay.
Dale
Previous relationship. Stale. Kim Kardashian. Ariana Grand Grande. Kate Beckinsale. Margaret Qualley.
John Holberg
He's got a list. Good one.
Dale
Rata Jakowski.
Doug Hopkins
Yeah.
John Holberg
His kill list is amazing.
Doug Hopkins
It's a guy.
John Holberg
No. She's got standards. She's waiting for that special someone.
Doug Hopkins
But. Yeah.
John Holberg
I. I don't get it. But I got. After a while I just have to go. You know what? You gotta tip your cap.
Dale
Dale's got a scoopy story.
John Holberg
Try not to yell it.
Doug Hopkins
No. Just stop playing that music. Jeez. Emma Watson has received a six month driving ban. Oh. In England. Six months.
John Holberg
Girl from Harry Potter. You don't know.
Doug Hopkins
No.
John Holberg
You don't know.
Doug Hopkins
I've never seen. I don't.
John Holberg
You don't.
Doug Hopkins
I've heard of her. She's cute. Isn't she?
John Holberg
Yeah.
Doug Hopkins
Okay. She was driving. 38 and a 30. John.
John Holberg
38. 38.
Doug Hopkins
When you were. When you're driving home last night you.
John Holberg
Were definitely going faster than that. 38. 30.
Doug Hopkins
She received a fine of basically $1,400. But it was her fourth driving offense in less than two years. UK driving back comes when you rack up 12 or more penalty points within three years. So poor old Emma.
John Holberg
Emma can't drive anymore. Yeah.
Doug Hopkins
Her doctorate from University of Oxford.
John Holberg
Smart girl.
Doug Hopkins
I. I almost got the Hogwarts degree.
John Holberg
And now this. This. You totally employable.
Doug Hopkins
I. I almost went.
John Holberg
Doctor. Were you. Were you a recruit?
Doug Hopkins
Yeah. I got a football scholarship.
John Holberg
Did you? The rowing team.
Dale
Quidditch is what you went for.
John Holberg
That's right. It's good at that.
Dale
Steve Miller band cancels all their tour dates due to the recent weather disasters. They say because of the rain.
John Holberg
Was it rolling through that area?
Dale
In that area. But he also attributes it to the global warming.
Doug Hopkins
Yeah.
John Holberg
He's canceling because of global warming. So he's gotta not drive those semi trucks anymore.
Dale
Yeah.
John Holberg
Because we're. We're fools and we are polluting the earth.
Dale
Canceled all 31 dates.
Doug Hopkins
Yeah.
John Holberg
That he was going to tour around with trucks and stuff and it's our fault he's not driving. That's true. But he's riding a. That's right. He's in a Bus, Right? And. And he's got another bus. Yeah. The hypocrisy of global warming nonsense drives me nuts. Because it's probably very real, but they don't know why. And then everybody who gets mad at you is the biggest hypocrite in the world because you can't help but be. Stop driving. If you mean it. Stop driving.
Doug Hopkins
Or how about flying your Lear jets?
John Holberg
Right? If you truly are meaning this, knock it off.
Doug Hopkins
Become Amish.
John Holberg
I give that weirdo little doom troll, Greta Thunberg, all the credit in the world because she sails places.
Dale
Doom goblin.
John Holberg
Doom goblin. Yeah, she's a Swedish doom goblin. And she sails all over the world. She doesn't fly. But they flew her back when they arrested her for going into Gaza. Like, that's enough. She looked pretty happy in that first class seat, by the way. It's like, oh, wow.
Dale
Black Sabbath's final show set a new record for the highest grossing charity concert of all time. Raised over 190 million.
John Holberg
These windows, these guys in these windows. You cannot point to a window and everybody turns, right? Close her up. Ready?
Dale
Springsteen wrapped up his tour. 729.7 million.
John Holberg
Sometimes strokes are hard to get in ticket sales. Be empathetic, you guys.
Doug Hopkins
Is Biden in here? No.
John Holberg
Biden? No. We would understand what was happening. That noise threw us all like, all.
Dale
Right, well, this is the most tickets sold, amount of money, basically $729 million.
Doug Hopkins
The boss.
John Holberg
We heard you. It's just like us.
Doug Hopkins
Yeah.
John Holberg
Limit your words. Take a break. Big breath.
Dale
Sales. The Boss.
John Holberg
That's right.
Doug Hopkins
Do you like.
John Holberg
Do you like Bruce Springsteen?
Doug Hopkins
I do.
John Holberg
You're wrong about that, too.
Doug Hopkins
What?
John Holberg
Yeah.
Doug Hopkins
Why? Black Sabbath is better than Bruce Springsteen.
John Holberg
Black Sabbath is miles better than Bruce Springsteen. Bruce Springsteen pretends to be a mechanic with his leather or his stupid songs, though. I was riding around on my daddy's lap and talking about being blue collar. Just sold his music library for $400 million and then did in that podcast. And I was never liked them. I lied about it the whole time.
Doug Hopkins
Hold on. You're doing Jerry Jones?
John Holberg
No, Jerry Jones is like this. Gotta pull him back.
Doug Hopkins
2, 3, 4. Hey, you gonna watch that cowboy thing?
John Holberg
What is it?
Doug Hopkins
Netflix is coming out with how the cowboys were built.
John Holberg
Oh, I don't care how they were built.
Doug Hopkins
No. Do you don't want to see some of this nonsense that Jerry and Jerry this year? No, no.
John Holberg
Oh, back then I've watched all that stuff. Stuff where Jerry and Jimmy.
Doug Hopkins
This is Netflix, Johnny. This is new stuff.
John Holberg
So they'll Be cussing. I've watched the 30 for 30 with Jimmy and him getting into their fight. And essentially I agreed with Jimmy Johnson.
Dale
Did you quarterbacks?
Doug Hopkins
Yes.
John Holberg
Jimmy was right to say, hey, you know, he was in an interview with Bob Costas in this thing I saw. It's Jimmy, Jerry and Bob. And Bob says, do you. You know, you have more football knowledge than him and do you respect his knowledge of football? And Jimmy goes, no, no. Like, I've done this for 30 years. I. I know more than he'll ever imagine.
Doug Hopkins
Right.
John Holberg
And you see, Jerry's like just that. Smiles on his face, but he is not happy.
Doug Hopkins
No. It was so perfect the first four years with. With Jerry doing business, Jimmy doing football.
John Holberg
And you noticed as a player when Jerry started to interject a little more.
Doug Hopkins
Start to interject. And. And the other thing about Jimmy that bothered me was the fact that he said, hey, when you win, there's enough crazy credit to go around. That's the way he sold like Troy Michael Emmett on. Hey, you know, Troy Troy stats always get banged a little bit. But if you look at his games, he threw 200 yards in the first half. A lot. A lot. And then we're ahead and we run the ball. Right. Okay. So again, you're not going to get the. The huge stats. But Jimmy kept on telling us that. And then when it came down to it, it was.
John Holberg
He. That's essentially what it was.
Doug Hopkins
But Jerry doesn't need to be sitting around a bar telling, I could get 500 people.
John Holberg
And he said that I could get five or 10 guys to coach this team. He say 500? Oh, I thought he said five or.
Doug Hopkins
Six to the talent I put together.
John Holberg
Oh, I didn't see that now. Yeah, screw your old Cowboys all the way.
Doug Hopkins
Well, you'll watch.
John Holberg
I might. That actually sounds pretty interesting. That's it for us. Larry's out of town. Shan man's in for him. Thanks, Dale, for popping by here and let us know how Pop Pop's Grandpa Raping goes. Grandpa raping. Not a bad name. And remember when you hear that, those phrases. You're listening to 93. 3. All right, we're done. See you guys tomorrow. So long. It's out of control now. 98K.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (July 17, 2025)
Hosted by John Holmberg, with regular contributors Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD delivers Arizona's #1 Morning Radio experience. In the July 17, 2025 episode titled "Entertainment Drill - THU," the hosts dive into a variety of hot topics, from celebrity news to blockbuster memorabilia sales. Here's a detailed breakdown of the episode's key discussions, insights, and conclusions.
The episode kicks off with the usual banter among hosts John Holmberg, Doug Hopkins, and guest Dale Hellestrae. Shortly after a brief and humorous exchange about Doug's suggestibility and reactions to loud music, the conversation transitions smoothly into the main topics of the day.
Dale Hellestrae introduces the first major topic at [02:39], announcing:
"The second most expensive piece of movie memorabilia has just sold for 14.75 million."
John expresses skepticism about the accuracy of this figure, prompting Dale to clarify:
"It was a sled from Citizen Kane."
This refers to "Rosebud," the iconic sled from the classic film. John humorously responds:
"Aren't they selling Darth Vader's lightsaber now? That's up."
Dale acknowledges that while other memorabilia like Darth Vader's lightsaber are fetching high prices, "Rosebud" remains a standout, solidifying its place as one of the most valuable collectibles in cinema history.
Moving swiftly to current celebrity news, Dale shares at [03:47]:
"Pete Davidson's girlfriend, Elsie Hewitt, is pregnant."
John congratulates Pete, noting:
"He's had so many stable relationships that locking this one down with a child is a great idea."
Doug, ever candid, adds his unsolicited opinion:
"Here you go. That dude's ugly, isn't he?"
Despite the harsh words, the hosts collectively acknowledge Pete's recent stable relationship status, with John humorously mentioning:
"He's got a list" of previous relationships, including high-profile names like Kim Kardashian and Ariana Grande, showcasing Pete's lively dating history.
At [05:22], the conversation shifts to Emma Watson, who has reportedly received a six-month driving ban in England. Doug relays the news:
"Emma Watson has received a six-month driving ban. She's been fined $1,400 for her fourth driving offense in less than two years."
John quips:
"Emma can't drive anymore. Smart girl."
The discussion highlights the consequences of accumulating penalty points in the UK, with John humorously comparing Doug's own driving habits:
"When you were driving home last night, you were definitely going faster than that. 38... 30."
This segment brings a light-hearted yet informative take on celebrity mishaps and their repercussions.
Dale reports at [06:33] on the Steve Miller Band's decision to cancel all 31 tour dates, attributing the cancellations to recent weather disasters and broader concerns about global warming. John interprets Steve Miller's stance as:
"He's canceling because of global warming. So he's gotta not drive those semi-trucks anymore."
He humorously points out the irony:
"If you truly are meaning this, knock it off. Become Amish."
The hosts engage in a lively debate about the practicality and sincerity of public figures advocating for environmental causes while maintaining lifestyles that contradict those beliefs. John sarcastically praises Greta Thunberg's efforts:
"I give that weirdo little doom troll, Greta Thunberg, all the credit in the world because she sails places. She doesn't fly."
This segment underscores the ongoing tension between environmental advocacy and practical implementation, using humor to navigate a serious topic.
At [07:47], Dale shares exciting news about Black Sabbath's final concert:
"Black Sabbath's final show set a new record for the highest-grossing charity concert of all time, raising over $190 million."
John marvels at the achievement:
"These guys in these windows. You cannot point to a window and everybody turns, right?"
The hosts celebrate Black Sabbath's legacy and their remarkable philanthropic effort, highlighting the band's impact both musically and charitable.
Following the Black Sabbath news, Dale updates listeners on Bruce Springsteen's tour performance at [08:05]:
"Springsteen wrapped up his tour with $729.7 million in ticket sales."
John empathizes with the challenges of ticket sales:
"Sometimes strokes are hard to get in ticket sales. Be empathetic, you guys."
Doug exclaims his admiration:
"The boss."
A brief discussion ensues comparing the two musical giants, with some friendly ribbing about musical preferences:
"Black Sabbath is miles better than Bruce Springsteen. Bruce Springsteen pretends to be a mechanic with his leather or his stupid songs."
Despite differing opinions, the hosts acknowledge both artists' significant contributions to the music industry.
Towards the end of the episode, the conversation veers into entertainment and sports. Doug brings up a new Netflix series:
"Netflix is coming out with how the cowboys were built."
John expresses disinterest, leading to a nostalgic reference to the "30 for 30" series focusing on football, particularly the dynamics between Jimmy Johnson and Jerry Jones. They reminisce about past football strategies and management styles, providing listeners with insider perspectives on sports leadership and team dynamics.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts tease upcoming segments and reflect on the day's discussions with their characteristic humor and camaraderie. John humorously mentions a fictitious segment:
"Thanks, Dale, for popping by here and let us know how Pop Pop's Grandpa Raping goes. Grandpa raping. Not a bad name."
This light-hearted close leaves listeners anticipating future episodes filled with the same blend of humor, insightful commentary, and engaging discussions.
Key Takeaways:
Record Sales: The sale of "Rosebud" from Citizen Kane underscores the enduring value of iconic movie memorabilia.
Celebrity News: Pete Davidson's impending fatherhood marks a new chapter in his personal life, while Emma Watson faces legal consequences for repeated driving offenses.
Environmental Advocacy: The Steve Miller Band's tour cancellation sparks a debate on the authenticity and practicality of environmental actions by public figures.
Charitable Milestones: Black Sabbath's final concert sets an unprecedented record in philanthropic efforts, raising $190 million for charity.
Music Industry Insights: Bruce Springsteen's lucrative tour highlights his massive appeal, while debates about musical preferences reflect the diverse tastes of the hosts.
Notable Quotes:
Doug Hopkins at [05:22]: "Emma Watson has received a six-month driving ban. She's been fined $1,400 for her fourth driving offense in less than two years."
John Holmberg at [07:47]: "These guys in these windows. You cannot point to a window and everybody turns, right?"
Dale Hellestrae at [02:39]: "The second most expensive piece of movie memorabilia has just sold for 14.75 million."
Conclusion:
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully blends entertainment news with engaging discussions, all delivered with the hosts' signature humor and candidness. From blockbuster memorabilia sales to high-profile celebrity news and impactful charity events, the episode offers a comprehensive overview of current happenings in the entertainment world, ensuring listeners are both informed and entertained.