07-18-25 - BR - FRI - Man Busted Looking For Drugs On Roof Of Home - FLA Woman's Use Of Bear Spray Reveals Brady Knows Too Much About Rape Spray - SciNews On Sun Footage And Cannibal Robots

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: July 18, 2025
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Release Date: July 18, 2025

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Introduction

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into a mix of intriguing news stories, humorous anecdotes, and offbeat science updates. The team's dynamic banter and sharp commentary aim to entertain, question, and occasionally disturb listeners, staying true to Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show reputation.

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News Stories

Man Arrested for Attempting Drug Retrieval from Rooftop

At [11:08], Toledo introduces a bizarre incident where a man named Stephen Nason attempted to retrieve drugs from the chimney of a family's home in Maryland. The homeowner, alarmed by the commotion, contacted the authorities after hours of negotiation attempts failed.

• Toledo: "The homeowner heard the commotion, came out, asked what he was doing. Said he was trying to retrieve drugs from the chimney. Family didn't know him. And it doesn't sound like there were any drugs in the chimney at the time. But he refused to come down."

Brady humorously suggests unconventional methods for such standoffs, including using beanbags to incapacitate the individual, emphasizing the absurdity of the situation.

• Brady: "Why do they waste so much time getting them water? And you get inflatable families."

The situation was eventually resolved after more than seven hours, with no injuries reported.

Florida Woman Uses Bear Spray to Confront Aggressive Driver

Later in the episode at [16:37], Toledo presents a story about Cynthia Sosa, a Florida woman who was arrested for using bear spray to retaliate against another driver who aggressively cut her off, resulting in the death of a chicken.

• Toledo: "This lady was stopped. Cynthia Sosa stopped her car because a chicken was crossing the road."

The conversation shifts to a humorous debate about the practicality and intent behind carrying bear spray, with Brady questioning the necessity of such extreme measures for everyday driving frustrations.

• Brady: "That's why I listen to this show. I could spin up and down this dial all day long."

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Science News

NASA's Sun-Corona Probe and Perseid Meteor Shower

At [14:02], Toledo shares exciting developments from the world of science, including NASA’s latest achievement: a probe successfully navigating through the sun's corona, capturing unprecedented footage.

• Toledo: "NASA shared the closest footage ever taken of the sun. A probe flew through the sun's corona."

Brady and Toledo also discuss the Perseid meteor shower, encouraging listeners to partake in stargazing despite the challenge of city lights.

• Brady: "It's pretty neat to get out into the desert and watch that."

Mars Chunk Sale and Birth of a New Solar System

Further into science news, Toledo mentions the sale of a Martian rock chunk for $5.3 million and astronomers observing the formation of a new solar system for the first time.

• Toledo: "Yesterday the big news was the chunk of Mars that sold for 5.3 million. Also, astronomers watched the birth of a new solar system for the first time."

Robotic Innovations

The episode also highlights groundbreaking advancements in robotics, including a team from Columbia University developing robots capable of physically growing and healing by consuming other robots.

• Toledo: "A team at Columbia came up with a way for robots to physically grow and heal themselves by eating other robots."

• Brady: "I have invented robots that eat other robots. Good thing we're sell stuff that is motivated."

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Viral and Humorous Videos

Motorcycle Mishaps and Lawn Chair Fiascos

At [24:17], the hosts review a series of viral videos, starting with a motorcycle stunt gone wrong and a man hilariously stuck in a plastic lawn chair.

• Brady: "A guy just runs over the motorcycle that fell in front of him and he slid a mil. My God."

• Toledo: "He got stuck in it. Broke. And his balls are going to be hanging out of the bottom of this, aren't they?"

Hostage Rescue Footage

Another highlight includes dramatic footage of a hostage situation being skillfully resolved by SWAT teams, drawing laughter and amazement from the hosts due to the over-the-top nature of the rescue.

• Toledo: "They got him down. And the girl stands there just fine now."

• Brady: "He's dead. He's dead."

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Humorous Banter and Pop Culture References

Throughout the episode, John Holmberg and his co-hosts engage in playful and often irreverent banter. They reference pop culture elements such as the infamous "Hoverboard Chase Scene" from Back to the Future Part II, debating the authenticity of the stunts and the safety protocols involved.

• Toledo: "A stunt woman fell 30ft during the hoverboard chase scene in Back to the future 2. She broke bones in her face, arm and hand."

• Brady: "She fell. You think she just fell down and broke all her bones?"

The hosts also discuss the peculiar use of bear spray in urban settings like Key West, humorously conflating it with motives unrelated to wildlife protection.

• Brady: "You want to argue like you're a. Like you've studied it, like you're. Like you're a rape aficionado."

Additionally, references to national observances like National Donut Day and the quirky portrayal of AI-generated commercials provide light-hearted moments amidst the more serious discussions.

• Toledo: "Sunday will be National Donut Day. So you'll be able to pick up a dozen donuts at Krispy Kreme because they're celebrating their 88th year business kind of took a little pause, and then it came back."

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Closing Remarks

As the show wraps up, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions with their characteristic humor and sarcasm, ensuring listeners are left both informed and entertained.

• Brady: "We're here for the summer. Hey, Boo Boo, everybody. Here's a little flamboyant Yogi."

• Toledo: "That's your science news."

The episode concludes with a nod to upcoming events and a final round of humorous commentary, staying true to Holmberg's Morning Sickness's commitment to blending news with entertainment.

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Notable Quotes:

• Brady (12:15): "Why do they waste so much time getting them water? And you get inflatable families."

• Toledo (11:08): "The homeowner heard the commotion, came out, asked what he was doing. Said he was trying to retrieve drugs from the chimney."

• Brady (16:33): "That's pretty good."

• Toledo (14:48): "Yesterday the big news was the chunk of Mars that sold for 5.3 million."

• Brady (27:16): "Holy. Whoa. Lady is."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully balances serious news with humorous takes on viral content and scientific breakthroughs. Through engaging discussions and witty exchanges, John Holmberg and his team provide a comprehensive and entertaining morning show experience for their Arizona audience.

Transcript

[Byron]

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[Byron]

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[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brett]

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[Byron]

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[Brady]

Just that time. Now that Brady's gonna give you all. I'm getting a ton of emails. You guys are very funny this morning, by the way. I think motivational Hitler got to all of us. I think you guys are doing a great job on the emails. I'm laughing a lot. Starting with this one about the CEO that got caught at the Coldplay show. Said he's boning a girl in his office. The HR lady. Maybe the CEO just wanted to know what it feels like to bone a woman with a job because you know his wife doesn't have one. That's probably true, said John. This is why I listen to this show. I could spin up and down this dial all day long. But what other show am I getting? Motivation poster Hitler screaming about nailing slump busters on the air. Only here at 93.3 alt AZ. That's true. Thank you, Kyle. You're absolutely right. That's the truth. It's time now for Brady to give you the rest of the news that we're not paying attention to quite yet. It's known as the Brady Report and it's brought to you by our friends at All Pro Shades. Got a call from a guy Yesterday is like I gotta get something done. My back patio is there. I'm like, yes. What are you waiting for? All Pro Shade. They're getting inundated. You guys are calling them like crazy. I don't know why you didn't know about them before. But now that you do and you've seen Brady resting comfortably in his back patio in the little commercial that runs on the Internet sometimes just takes you by surprise. It's a beautiful little setup. All Pro Shade will do it for you too. They'll put shade in your backyard. Drop that temperature about 20 degrees in the area you need it most and make a little room basically outside of your house. It's like adding square footage. The best thing in the world. And I asked Doug Hopkins this all the time. The new future of home sales is not just your house. Outdoor living space. And All Pro Shade folks can help with that. Allprochade.com. that's where you go. Brady reported.

[Toledo]

Good Friday morning to you. Phoenix. Hello world. We've made it.

[Brady]

Hi.

[Toledo]

Happy World Listening Day. And Perfect Family Day. No one celebrates.

[Byron]

You're not a CEO.

[Brady]

Somebody tried to make perfect families.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Now she just puts posters in her sales. We tried so hard to have the perfect family. Little blonde boys, blue eyed. Little blonde girls with blue eyes. Selling.

[Toledo]

Selling a couple of basis fun facts. M M's had a chance to be the candy featured in et.

[Brady]

Yeah. I know. I knew that.

[Toledo]

They turned it down. Reese's Pieces.

[Brady]

And Reese's Pieces took off from them.

[Toledo]

Took on that chance and they saw 65 jump in profits.

[Brady]

Now that is a marketing mistake. Not the Coke. New Coke thing. Which is a market brilliance. That was a marketing mistake. M and M's blew that. Because you imagine ET tied M and M's. We'd still be seeing ETs holding bags. M M's. And all those dumb people in Vegas that go to that M M shop would leave with an ET dressed as Elvis holding M M's.

[Toledo]

If a Major League baseball player catches the ball with their hat.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

You know what the rule is? I didn't know.

[Brady]

It's a ground rule. Double. I think. Isn't it?

[Toledo]

The batter automatically gets a triple.

[Brady]

A triple.

[Toledo]

And anyone else already on bases gets to score.

[Brady]

I didn't know that. I knew you couldn't use.

[Toledo]

It's a triple. I always thought it was a double too.

[Brady]

I. I knew you couldn't use your hat as an out. Like you can't use your hat as a glove. I knew that.

[Kyle]

Use your bare hands. But you can't use your.

[Brady]

You can't take your hat off and like. Yeah, I don't know why. Doesn't make any sense. But you can't because I guess you could reach over the wall a little further with a hat and save a home run. That's the only time you ever use.

[Kyle]

That much more than a modern.

[Brady]

Yeah, but if your right arm's there and your left arm can't get over, like if you're run. You know, if. It's just. If you think about it, you'd have to be so amazing to do all to go to the right and have your arm back, you know, the only. The only arm I can get to that ball is with. So you take your hat off and it's nearly impossible.

[Toledo]

A stunt woman fell 30ft during the hoverboard chase scene in Back to the future 2. She broke bones in her face, arm and hand. And that take made the movie because.

[Brady]

None of the stuntmen fell.

[Toledo]

Look, we can't do it again. Too expensive to redo.

[Brady]

Look, the medical bills. If she falls again, she'll be dead. Let's just run with that.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady]

Did they leave her falling in there? They kind of clip cleverly.

[Toledo]

I was wondering, because I'm can't recall the. The exact same.

[Brady]

Now, keep in mind, those weren't real hoverboards. She was just on a fast skateboard. She was a stunt woman.

[Kyle]

No, no.

[Brady]

Brady's buying the magic, you know. I know. Brady. Just go. That realized, though. Oh, yeah, that wasn't a real hoverboard. Those weren't real hoverboards. So she just essentially just fell off a skateboard.

[Toledo]

Well, she might not have been on the hoverboard.

[Brady]

She fell.

[Toledo]

You know, there's people falling during that scene while he's.

[Brady]

You think she just fell down and broke all her bones?

[Toledo]

Might have been one of the stunt women that were.

[Brady]

She Caleb's mom. What is a stunt person doing if they're not riding?

[Toledo]

It's the hoverboard scene.

[Brady]

Yeah, I know, but what is.

[Toledo]

What is he going through town? And there was cars. I mean, the first time that he did it.

[Brady]

But who's the stunt person not doing anything that gets hurt during that? And why is she a stunt person? She'd just be an extra. She was on the. She was on the craft. She just fell off the skateboard. All the other dudes made it.

[Byron]

Broads.

[Brady]

Broads. That's what I'm saying. Broads. That's enough.

[Toledo]

In a new report, 44% of working adults Believe that an active social media presence is more likely to hurt someone's career than help.

[Brady]

Depends on how active.

[Toledo]

You don't even have to be sharing controversial content or opinions.

[Brady]

Your kids, your pets.

[Toledo]

Yeah, everything.

[Brady]

Motivational posters.

[Toledo]

And now they say 70% of employers admit to using social media to research applicants.

[Brady]

Of course. Got to get to know who you really are. If you're hawk to a girl and you're in there and you do good in the interview and they find you on the, you're not going out there. If you get too many world star hip hop, you know, weave fights on your Facebook page, they might think you're a got a hair trigger.

[Toledo]

There's a family in San Francisco, they recently had to say goodbye to their dog. A rat terrier mix named Rufus passed away in April.

[Brady]

Oh, I saw the story.

[Toledo]

They ended up going to a rescue place called Mutville to take on another dog. And they found one, a pup named Ziggy.

[Brady]

It was an elderly dog and he.

[Toledo]

Looked just like Rufus. So they adopted him, did a DNA test and discovered he's Rufus's son.

[Brady]

It was the other way around. They adopted the dad.

[Toledo]

Well, they said Rufus about 10 years.

[Brady]

Ago because they knew Rufus didn't have puppies. Their dog did not.

[Toledo]

And Ziggy is also a senior dog now. But Rufus must have had fathered him back when he was astray.

[Brady]

Well, maybe. But they said last night in the news that the one they adopted was the father of the dog that. That had just passed, that it had sired that dog. It's incredible. Either way, that is a wonderful. Go to the shelter and you're like that one's casino. And the lady even said they weren't going to do a DNA test, but they kept looking like, these are not like just traits that are similar by breeding. This dog is exactly like the other. Even little like things it does around the kitchen. Head moves. It does this little paw thing. She's like, it's. It was a replica of our old dog. And. And they did the DNA test and found out that that is insane and so weird that it happened. Oh, here's the hoverboard scene. Let's see. There's got to be one lady on there. God, those shoes are still cool. Is this you, Toledo?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

There he goes. Yeah, that girl. There's a girl on the hoverboard and she's about to go. I remember her being as hot as she is. The hoverboard girl. Oh, let's see her take a tumble.

[Kyle]

How high did they get 30 foot.

[Brady]

The hoverboards.

[Toledo]

That's what he said she felt.

[Brady]

That's just. She falls 30ft. When did they do that scene? Maybe she rolled 30ft. Yeah. I'm not gonna watch the whole goddamn movie to watch a woman. Yeah, it's the second one. It's not good. Is that the first one or the second one?

[Toledo]

That's the second one.

[Brady]

Second one's terrible. They filmed them at the same time.

[Toledo]

Oh.

[Brady]

So they'd already committed to the money. But those were bad movies.

[Toledo]

The church shooting near Detroit that was thwarted last month is back in the news because a nearby car dealership did something pretty cool. The deacon of the church which happened. The guy's name's Richard Pryor. He rammed his the shooter with his truck. And then the security guards took him out. Took the shooter out. One person was shot in the leg. It could have been a lot worse if that guy didn't do that.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Toledo]

So Richard's truck was totaled. So a place called Jack Demmer Ford just gave him a new truck. They gifted him a 2025 F150 to replace his old one.

[Brady]

That's nice.

[Byron]

Richard Pryor, a deacon or priest in car wash or something.

[Kyle]

I think he was.

[Brady]

You just jogged my memory. Y' all have been taking this.

[Toledo]

Sit down the toilet.

[Brady]

Try to take it.

[Kyle]

You combined.

[Toledo]

But your Ms.

[Brady]

So bad. It's all.

[Toledo]

It's what they did.

[Brady]

He is Richard Pryor. Ms. So bad. Oh, no. He's talking about a sclerosis.

[Toledo]

You shake fall off the toilet. Stephen Nason used a ladder to climb onto a family's roof at around 4am.

[Brady]

On a family or his family?

[Toledo]

A family.

[Brady]

Okay. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98 kill you PD Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Toledo]

The homeowner heard the commotion, came out, asked what he was doing. Said he was trying to retrieve drugs from the chimney. Family didn't know him. And it doesn't sound like there were any drugs in the chimney at the time. But he refused to come down. So the police were called. They couldn't get him to come down.

[Brady]

It sounds like your childhood spent several.

[Toledo]

Hours trying to talk him into it. At one point, the fire department even moved the basket of their truck over so they could give them a bottle of water.

[Brady]

No one have never understood about that. And I'm not a negotiator. Maybe a firefighter can help me. But when somebody's on like the third or fourth floor or something. Or a rooftop.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Why they don't just Set up the big inflatable mattress, beanbag them off the top of the thing and let them roll off. Why do they waste so much time getting them water? And you get inflatable families.

[Toledo]

Stand there with the. With that thing, blanket, the parachute thing.

[Brady]

You beanbag him in the head, he gets dizzy, he falls.

[Kyle]

You go get the guy to just karate chop him right off the well.

[Brady]

Then you got to get a guy up there and he might jump, run around. You don't want him running around. But if you just have some sniper in a tree and beanbag him out of the tree or out of that, it might have.

[Toledo]

That might have been a better option because when they offered him the water and the cherry picker, basically he grabbed the ax that was in.

[Brady]

Oh, they brought all the equipment just to hand him water, the bucket up.

[Toledo]

There and happened to use it on himself.

[Brady]

What do you do?

[Toledo]

He started chopping holes in the roof.

[Brady]

See, Beanbag him. At that point, you beanbag him for sure.

[Toledo]

Not long after that, authorities were able to get him down. It's about 11:30am which means he spent more than seven hours.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's why it's a one story or two story house. And most are.

[Byron]

Let him go.

[Brady]

You beanbag that guy. And if he falls, you catch him.

[Byron]

If you miss one story building, who cares? What are you gonna do?

[Toledo]

Break your leg?

[Brady]

You're right, Brad. We bean bag him and we let him fall into the landscape.

[Toledo]

Third standoff this guy's been in. Oh, he should have been bruised by.

[Brady]

Beanbags from PR incidents.

[Byron]

At least he wasn't on the freeway screwing up traffic, though.

[Brady]

He's everywhere.

[Toledo]

Nobody was hurt.

[Brady]

Well, that's unfortunate. I would have liked to have seen. Yeah, yeah, I would have liked to have seen that guy pretty injured and be crawling around on my roof. I don't call the fire department first. I got drugs in your chimney, man. Oh, let me come up there and help you look for those. And I get up there immediately and. Well, I'm not gonna play the sound effect that's nothing but trouble, but I would end him.

[Byron]

I'll call Byron at MMP and.

[Brady]

Yeah, I need some help over here. I got a drug addict on my roof.

[Toledo]

And now it's time for some science news.

[Brady]

Is it?

[Toledo]

Yes, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news.

[Brady]

Lido did it.

[Toledo]

The annual Perseid meteor shower got started last night.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

If you look up at the sky tonight, that's the key. Over the next month.

[Brady]

Tell you folks been looking around your house.

[Toledo]

There we go. You got a pretty good ch of seeing a shooting star. It doesn't peak until mid August.

[Brady]

It's pretty neat to get out into the desert and watch that. It's hard to see here, but when you see. And even sometimes here, you don't have to go that far. Wickenburg. It shows. It's pretty neat. I've done it. It's been years, but I used to drive out. There used to be a lot more desert. We lived in Mesa. You could go out to Ellsworth and Elliot when there was nothing there. Even a little further than that. It's pretty awesome.

[Toledo]

Yesterday the big news was the chunk of Mars that sold for 5.3 million. Also, astronomers watched the birth of a new solar system for the first time. And NASA shared the closest footage ever taken of the sun. A probe flew through the sun's corona.

[Brady]

Tell me more.

[Toledo]

3.8 million miles from the surface. And it did melt. What deep the probe could take was built to take 2500 degrees.

[Brady]

Probe and the corona can take it.

[Kyle]

Your corona.

[Brady]

Yeah, Deep. It gets deep. It gets deep in space.

[Toledo]

Then it'll take it right into the sun's nuts.

[Brady]

And that's taking. That's no longer fun.

[Kyle]

That's too long of a journey.

[Brady]

Yeah. Well, beyond that. That's just.

[Kyle]

It's just not part of.

[Brady]

It's not double entendre anymore. It's just some crass nonsense.

[Toledo]

Uber is investing 300 million into robo taxis. Take on Waymo. And Tesla's OpenAI's newest bot can control an entire computer and do tasks for you. The last one is a team at Columbia came up with a way for robots to physically grow and heal themselves by eating other robots.

[Brady]

Right? Great invention. Susan's poster. She just got a new idea for poster. It's over.

[Toledo]

That's it.

[Brady]

I have invented robots that eat other robots. Good thing we're sell stuff that is motivated. Maybe we should think about cannibalism for some of you to motivate. Wouldn't that be right, Moynihan? You look like a tasty snack. There's a lot of Moynihan to go around. You know what I mean?

[Toledo]

And that's your science news.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Toledo]

We got this Florida woman that was thrown behind bars after she allegedly used bear spray to attack another driver to teach her a lesson.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Toledo]

This lady was stopped. Cynthia Sosa stopped her car because a chicken was crossing the road.

[Brady]

For real.

[Toledo]

And this lady was really the lady in back of her waiting for the punch.

[Brady]

There's a question. Yeah, yeah. There's definitely a question here.

[Toledo]

The lady in back of her was really impatient, decided to go around her stop car.

[Brady]

Was she asking why?

[Toledo]

And ran over the chicken.

[Brady]

Oh, she killed it.

[Toledo]

So Cynthia followed her in her car, got her to stop, and then bear.

[Brady]

Sprayed her and happened to have some bear spray.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady]

Because you need that when you're in your car.

[Toledo]

Probably one of those little mini ones on the keychain.

[Brady]

Brady. Why.

[Toledo]

Why do they have.

[Brady]

Why do you have bear spray?

[Toledo]

For the, like if they're attacked. Rape spray. Basically, to defer it, you go for bear spray.

[Brady]

That's pretty good.

[Toledo]

Well, it's.

[Brady]

You're really worried about getting raped. Yeah, but I mean, that's extreme bear.

[Toledo]

That's Cynthia.

[Brady]

I got a lot of bears down there in Key West.

[Toledo]

You can run into a black bear.

[Brady]

A bear, I believe in Key West. The island bear. Yeah, they.

[Kyle]

They can take those bridges.

[Toledo]

John, you think they've walked over there?

[Brady]

I don't know that. That's bear country. To the point where I'm. I don't even know.

[Kyle]

Yogi is right there.

[Brady]

Yeah, he. We're here for the summer. Hey, Boo Boo, everybody. Here's a little flamboyant Yogi. It's a heavy gay population, my friend. Do we have to act like that? There's something I need to tell you. You were a bottom. Oh, not that, Yogi. Hey, bear spray. Who would have known? Yeah, I just didn't think Key west was a place where like, enjoy. When they say beware of bears in Key West.

[Toledo]

There's bears in Key West?

[Brady]

I was gonna say it's not the. The animals, it's the Brady's who enjoy homosexuality. Bear spray in Key west is totally different. You keep one of them randy dudes in a Tommy Bahama shirt off your ass. We're not looking at brown bears at Key West. We're looking at brown bears of Key West.

[Kyle]

And Gemini says, no, there are no brown bears in Key West.

[Brady]

There's no bears in Key West.

[Byron]

Fake news.

[Brady]

There are bears.

[Toledo]

That's why she doesn't have the pepper spray for that.

[Brady]

Right, but you bought. It's bear spray to get gay guys.

[Toledo]

Well, I think it's pepper spray, but whether you said bear spray. I know that's what.

[Kyle]

That's a different.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. That seems like an extreme buy for just pepper spray.

[Kyle]

Mason, Bear spray are three different things.

[Brady]

Bear spray is that huge.

[Toledo]

Sometimes people call them the same thing. They do got bear spray or pepper spray.

[Brady]

I don't think so. I've never heard that. I never heard bear sprayed.

[Kyle]

My rapist never seen an ASU girl go, I got my bear spray with me.

[Toledo]

I've heard pepper spray in mace used as, like, oh, she had. She sprayed it with me.

[Brady]

But you know the difference? Like, bear spray comes in those cans that.

[Toledo]

Yeah, they have a heel. When you say bear spray cans, you're right.

[Brady]

Well, that's what they call bear spray. That's why I'm asking the question. You want to argue like you're a. Like you've studied it, like you're. Like you're a rape aficionado. Same thing. I know who to look out for. Girls with the bear spray cans are danger. Danger. You gotta look for the ones with the little ones and bad aim.

[Toledo]

We got this guy that walked into a hospital in Long Island. He was in Nassau County Hospital, and his relative was getting an mri, and he heard him scream. So the guy runs into the MRI room with a heavy silver chain on with an Italian horn on the end of it.

[Byron]

All right?

[Toledo]

And the magnet pulled right in the MRI machine got pulled into it and started to strangle him.

[Brady]

I just did an MRI on Wednesday. It's essentially just like I was telling Brad. It's like a Nine Inch Nails album the whole time.

[Toledo]

How long is it?

[Kyle]

Like, half hour.

[Brady]

I was in there for 15 minutes. I love it. I'm relaxed in there. I think they're great. I think they're awesome. Oh, my.

[Brett]

That.

[Brady]

Give me my chain back. He couldn't take his cornucopia chain off. No. To get into the mri.

[Toledo]

He didn't think about it because he heard the screaming and he goes running in there.

[Byron]

But that's. That's on the. The tech. Whoever was. I mean, come on.

[Brady]

It's on that guy for hanging around MRIs and not thinking. Was he just a citizen?

[Byron]

Well, he was an idiot running the.

[Brady]

Machine that should have served cappuccinos there. Who. What kind of MRI place is this? I just went to CentralI hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98 KUPD, Holmberg's morning sickness, and we shall park the. Get the cappuccinos. You want an mri? We got that in the back, too.

[Kyle]

No offense, Brett, but if I hear you screaming an mri, I'm thinking, well, that's how he goes.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Brett's outside. Some ladies inside getting attacked. Let's get in there. I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart. They stole my little cornucopia. What's that thing called? The Horn. You're wearing one right now.

[Byron]

Yeah, damn right I am.

[Brady]

Came with the skin.

[Kyle]

Yep.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Byron]

It's a rite of passage.

[Kyle]

What. What age do you get that?

[Brady]

Yeah. Like, honestly, is it like a bar mitzvah for you guys when you're born?

[Toledo]

There it is.

[Brady]

That's nice. You get the St. Christopher. What's St. Joseph do?

[Byron]

I can't remember. It was my grandfather's.

[Brady]

That's. That's why. That's quite beautiful.

[Toledo]

Just protects you.

[Kyle]

Whose was the horn? Your own?

[Byron]

No, that was my own. Yeah, it's a rite of passage.

[Toledo]

You get gifted goat horn.

[Brady]

Who gets your dad? Like, when your dad passes, does he hand his horn to you?

[Kyle]

It's like the military. You hammer it into the coffin.

[Brady]

Do you tug your dad's horn off or.

[Byron]

Oh, come on.

[Kyle]

Tugging your dad's.

[Brady]

Don't tug your dad's horn.

[Kyle]

No, Shoresy.

[Brady]

Yeah. Don't, Don't. Don't tug a horn like that.

[Toledo]

When they go over the will and the horn goes to Brett, you get the horn. Yeah. It goes to someone else.

[Brady]

Yeah, it goes to another. Go. Say, hook's getting a horn. Got another reason I don't live in Ohio. What?

[Toledo]

Sunday will be National Donut Day. So you'll be able to pick up a dozen donuts at Krispy Kreme because they're celebrating their 88th year business kind of took a little pause, and then it came back.

[Brady]

Ironically, big fans of Krispy Kreme never get to celebrate 88 years of anything. They don't make it that long, apparently.

[Byron]

We're taking Monday off because Brady will be fine.

[Brady]

I like that he's looking forward to Sunday's Donut Day. Yeah, couldn't let that one just slide till next year's Monday Donut day. Now alert the people.

[Kyle]

Can't do it.

[Brady]

After the fact, they got to be a little disappointed that their donut. They fell on a Sunday this year. I don't know. A lot of people that get up.

[Toledo]

Maybe that's why. Well, why don't they do it their 88th year?

[Brady]

I think it's the 20th of July. It's your birthday, right?

[Kyle]

Should do it. You should do it like they did the national Friday. They just made it the third Friday or second Friday in.

[Brady]

Almost made it a Friday. But if they made it a date, it will occasionally fall on a weekend. And Sunday's not a great donut get day.

[Toledo]

No. I don't know. Churches go crazy.

[Kyle]

Well, Brady would never.

[Brady]

You think church like post church Donut nuts. Yeah. You think it's more than a weekday. I don't think so. Weekday is definitely more donut. More donut, more traffic. More donut.

[Toledo]

Got a couple of pretty videos.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Toledo]

First one, some hot dogging on motorcycle.

[Brady]

Guys.

[Toledo]

One guy goes down and.

[Brady]

Oh, oh. Then everyone.

[Byron]

Oh.

[Brady]

A guy just runs over the motorcycle that fell in front of him and he slid a mil. My God. Yeah. Wheelies. Adult wheelies are just dumb. Oh, man proof right there. Wow. And that's how that guy who jumped from space went. How about that? Yeah. Don't do wheelies. No. And by the way, zero people impressed by wheelies at a certain age. I stopped being impressed by wheelies at 12.

[Toledo]

Next one's a little humil. Humiliating for this guy. He sat on a tough day. He sat in a plastic lawn chair.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Toledo]

One of those patio chairs.

[Brady]

He's in one of those rick sheet patio chairs. Is he stuck in it?

[Toledo]

Yep, he's stuck.

[Brady]

He got stuck in it. Broke. And his balls are going to be hanging out of the bottom of this, aren't they? Are those his nuts?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

What are they doing way over there?

[Toledo]

I'm wondering how.

[Brady]

That's longer than mine. Yeah. And he had to call for help. That's what. I would have died with that happening. He had a call for help to plastic patio chair. Just break it. No, he. He was messing around and slid those through.

[Kyle]

Do something.

[Byron]

Yeah, yeah, I'm with Toledo. Just break that damn thing.

[Brady]

Yeah. Why don't you just snap it?

[Kyle]

That country. It's a. That's a.

[Brady]

That's a whole village over and forget it. That's the nicest chair in whatever dump that is. Haiti doesn't like breaking the furniture.

[Toledo]

Last one's a little hostage pulled out. And here's some.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Toledo]

Phenomenal SWAT work.

[Brady]

Where's the hostage?

[Toledo]

Down below. He doesn't see.

[Brady]

I got. We got a hostage.

[Kyle]

Throne is there.

[Brady]

And everything above that is a man hanging off the third floor. Two guys are rappelling down the building from the fourth and fifth floor, the rooftop, and they're coming down. They get onto the third floor above. The hostage taker does not see the. The people above him. He's got a gun against a woman's head. They've now moved into his patio. And here they. Oh, they got him. Downed him. Listen to that crowd in Key West. That's somewhere in Florida. How about Brazil or Cuba? Cuba wouldn't have filmed it.

[Kyle]

You don't think.

[Brady]

No, that's. I think Brady's right. Colombia, Brazil, Maryville, Maryvale, perhaps. Maybe Guadalupe. They don't have nice buildings like that in Guadalupe. And they took him down from another angle. That's the end of him. And the girl stands there just fine now. Then they drop the two guys and listen to the crowd. Yeah, the Diamondbacks don't have crowds that size.

[Kyle]

Well, it must be like a weekly thing there, then.

[Brady]

No, because there would be no crowd. They'd be used to.

[Kyle]

That's true.

[Brady]

That's.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it's the Sunday shooting.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's donut day, and everybody's out enjoying their day. All right, Brett, what do you got for Friday?

[Byron]

We're, like. We're kind of light today. We're good.

[Brady]

Never bad.

[Byron]

Start off with this one. Work for your new rental.

[Brady]

Holy. Whoa. Lady is.

[Toledo]

Oh, she's printing.

[Brady]

She'. Putting. She's rolling. She's on some sort of a machine that is. Put it, like, stamping her onto a material. And her incredibly nice breasts are being painted.

[Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady]

By roller paint. And every time she gets stamped down, her breasts make an imprint on whatever wallpaper they're making. The final product is that human skin that she's being printed on.

[Byron]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Toledo]

Oh, I think it's surface. Yeah, It's a giant lasagna sheet.

[Brady]

Of course you think that.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

This is what you think.

[Kyle]

See, there's paint and nudity.

[Brady]

There's the nicest set of cans I've ever seen. And Brady wants some Stouffers. And some reason that you guys don't see that hit some dopamine in me. And all I thought about was he's sexually aroused. And he got to the lasagna flat.

[Kyle]

Pale thing and thinks, that's lasagna.

[Brady]

Those breasts are doing something to me. I must be thinking of lasagna.

[Byron]

They said, this one is Brady and Ronnie cooking Sunday dinner.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. What is happening?

[Toledo]

Tenderizing. That is a rump roast.

[Brady]

Big wow. Fat ass with flour all over it. And they're doing a rolling pin over. The guy's dressed as a clown.

[Byron]

No idea.

[Brady]

And he's doing a rolling pin over a huge woman's ass. This is a slump buster right there.

[Byron]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

And you can do this to fat ladies because, you know, they're just grateful to be there, man. And he threw flour on it like the old joke.

[Kyle]

And then he flowers that something else.

[Brady]

I don't know. I know it's not what you're saying. And then rolling. Pinned her fat ass around for a little while in the kitchen and stopped.

[Byron]

And they wanted to know, Brady, is this Your aunt at the last wedding you guys went to?

[Kyle]

Uh.

[Brady]

Oh, the one that takes her top off. Oh, boy. It's. It's braiding. Aunt Mary is about to get going and her boobs are out. Oh, she's jumping around. Oh, the dress just came apart. And Brady's Aunt Mary's cans are out again.

[Toledo]

Oh, are they out?

[Brady]

It's all right. It's family. Said Brady's aunt.

[Kyle]

You ever have that happen yet at a wedding?

[Byron]

I have not.

[Brady]

Not. I've.

[Byron]

I've had a couple nip slips, but nothing like this.

[Brady]

No kidding. Yeah, yeah, get some photos of that. I'm gonna get you some meta glasses for your birthday. Oh, God.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Brady]

It's a black guy's head underneath a.

[Kyle]

Big fat helmet on or something.

[Brady]

Butt cheek.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's just one cheek.

[Brady]

That's just one butt cheek. That was a sighting.

[Toledo]

He's dead. He's dead.

[Brady]

This is the biggest ass I've ever seen. Can't do no more. He can't do no more. Get off him. You're killing him.

[Kyle]

I can't move.

[Brady]

Hasn't she seen the. I won't even mention who. But he can't breathe. We made T shirts about that. We had marches over that very same thing.

[Byron]

I don't know that. I can't explain this one.

[Brady]

It's a Japanese flag. Somebody just shot something at it. Now two naked ladies are. This is very Hitler Japan.

[Kyle]

She's got a wang.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, Huge penis. And she's throwing it at the other lady. Oh, oh, she's fighting a Japanese one. Oh, I don't know what this is. Like a weird metal rod comes out of the penis as a destructive force. It's a knife. And the Japanese karate lady, who's naked, is fighting the German lady with the huge penis. That is a weapon as well. Punch her right in the can. Punch her in the boobs and knocked her sideways. They're very nice breathing and they don't.

[Kyle]

Have to pixelate that.

[Toledo]

Both.

[Brady]

No, it's male genitals. Only in Japan.

[Kyle]

Well, that's what I mean.

[Brady]

This might be German. Oh, she sees a carrot on the ground. She's picking up a fighting carrot. The Japanese girl. Oh, she's inserting it in herself.

[Toledo]

She's gonna shoot it. She shot it and it goes into a stew.

[Brady]

The lady took the penis knife and cut the carrot through the air and.

[Kyle]

It'S landing in a potatoes.

[Brady]

Now she's landing it right there into a beautiful frothing hot water. And now they seem to be getting along she's taking the knife out of the penis she's cut the penis in.

[Toledo]

Half there's the meat for sure she's.

[Brady]

Cut the penis in half and it falls right the cooking pot oh how convenient man don't know what that is well that was Susan's weekend she likes to dress up like that and make dinner commercial yeah that's eats like a meal wow that's all you got I.

[Byron]

Told you it was I was off.

[Brady]

To Holy smokes man wow. Somebody just sent me a picture of it was it's AI created it's a much prettier version of Brady and Christy from the zoo on the screen at the Coldplay show which is pretty hilarious but it's the one it's the one the listeners actually want There you go everybody. Those are what we call the stories from the Brady Report and they are gone now it's 98 it's out of control now 98 can you PD.