Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: July 18, 2025
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
Release Date: July 18, 2025
Introduction
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into a mix of intriguing news stories, humorous anecdotes, and offbeat science updates. The team's dynamic banter and sharp commentary aim to entertain, question, and occasionally disturb listeners, staying true to Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show reputation.
News Stories
Man Arrested for Attempting Drug Retrieval from Rooftop
At [11:08], Toledo introduces a bizarre incident where a man named Stephen Nason attempted to retrieve drugs from the chimney of a family's home in Maryland. The homeowner, alarmed by the commotion, contacted the authorities after hours of negotiation attempts failed.
- Toledo: "The homeowner heard the commotion, came out, asked what he was doing. Said he was trying to retrieve drugs from the chimney. Family didn't know him. And it doesn't sound like there were any drugs in the chimney at the time. But he refused to come down."
Brady humorously suggests unconventional methods for such standoffs, including using beanbags to incapacitate the individual, emphasizing the absurdity of the situation.
- Brady: "Why do they waste so much time getting them water? And you get inflatable families."
The situation was eventually resolved after more than seven hours, with no injuries reported.
Florida Woman Uses Bear Spray to Confront Aggressive Driver
Later in the episode at [16:37], Toledo presents a story about Cynthia Sosa, a Florida woman who was arrested for using bear spray to retaliate against another driver who aggressively cut her off, resulting in the death of a chicken.
- Toledo: "This lady was stopped. Cynthia Sosa stopped her car because a chicken was crossing the road."
The conversation shifts to a humorous debate about the practicality and intent behind carrying bear spray, with Brady questioning the necessity of such extreme measures for everyday driving frustrations.
- Brady: "That's why I listen to this show. I could spin up and down this dial all day long."
Science News
NASA's Sun-Corona Probe and Perseid Meteor Shower
At [14:02], Toledo shares exciting developments from the world of science, including NASA’s latest achievement: a probe successfully navigating through the sun's corona, capturing unprecedented footage.
- Toledo: "NASA shared the closest footage ever taken of the sun. A probe flew through the sun's corona."
Brady and Toledo also discuss the Perseid meteor shower, encouraging listeners to partake in stargazing despite the challenge of city lights.
- Brady: "It's pretty neat to get out into the desert and watch that."
Mars Chunk Sale and Birth of a New Solar System
Further into science news, Toledo mentions the sale of a Martian rock chunk for $5.3 million and astronomers observing the formation of a new solar system for the first time.
- Toledo: "Yesterday the big news was the chunk of Mars that sold for 5.3 million. Also, astronomers watched the birth of a new solar system for the first time."
Robotic Innovations
The episode also highlights groundbreaking advancements in robotics, including a team from Columbia University developing robots capable of physically growing and healing by consuming other robots.
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Toledo: "A team at Columbia came up with a way for robots to physically grow and heal themselves by eating other robots."
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Brady: "I have invented robots that eat other robots. Good thing we're sell stuff that is motivated."
Viral and Humorous Videos
Motorcycle Mishaps and Lawn Chair Fiascos
At [24:17], the hosts review a series of viral videos, starting with a motorcycle stunt gone wrong and a man hilariously stuck in a plastic lawn chair.
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Brady: "A guy just runs over the motorcycle that fell in front of him and he slid a mil. My God."
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Toledo: "He got stuck in it. Broke. And his balls are going to be hanging out of the bottom of this, aren't they?"
Hostage Rescue Footage
Another highlight includes dramatic footage of a hostage situation being skillfully resolved by SWAT teams, drawing laughter and amazement from the hosts due to the over-the-top nature of the rescue.
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Toledo: "They got him down. And the girl stands there just fine now."
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Brady: "He's dead. He's dead."
Humorous Banter and Pop Culture References
Throughout the episode, John Holmberg and his co-hosts engage in playful and often irreverent banter. They reference pop culture elements such as the infamous "Hoverboard Chase Scene" from Back to the Future Part II, debating the authenticity of the stunts and the safety protocols involved.
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Toledo: "A stunt woman fell 30ft during the hoverboard chase scene in Back to the future 2. She broke bones in her face, arm and hand."
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Brady: "She fell. You think she just fell down and broke all her bones?"
The hosts also discuss the peculiar use of bear spray in urban settings like Key West, humorously conflating it with motives unrelated to wildlife protection.
- Brady: "You want to argue like you're a. Like you've studied it, like you're. Like you're a rape aficionado."
Additionally, references to national observances like National Donut Day and the quirky portrayal of AI-generated commercials provide light-hearted moments amidst the more serious discussions.
- Toledo: "Sunday will be National Donut Day. So you'll be able to pick up a dozen donuts at Krispy Kreme because they're celebrating their 88th year business kind of took a little pause, and then it came back."
Closing Remarks
As the show wraps up, the hosts reflect on the day's discussions with their characteristic humor and sarcasm, ensuring listeners are left both informed and entertained.
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Brady: "We're here for the summer. Hey, Boo Boo, everybody. Here's a little flamboyant Yogi."
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Toledo: "That's your science news."
The episode concludes with a nod to upcoming events and a final round of humorous commentary, staying true to Holmberg's Morning Sickness's commitment to blending news with entertainment.
Notable Quotes:
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Brady (12:15): "Why do they waste so much time getting them water? And you get inflatable families."
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Toledo (11:08): "The homeowner heard the commotion, came out, asked what he was doing. Said he was trying to retrieve drugs from the chimney."
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Brady (16:33): "That's pretty good."
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Toledo (14:48): "Yesterday the big news was the chunk of Mars that sold for 5.3 million."
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Brady (27:16): "Holy. Whoa. Lady is."
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully balances serious news with humorous takes on viral content and scientific breakthroughs. Through engaging discussions and witty exchanges, John Holmberg and his team provide a comprehensive and entertaining morning show experience for their Arizona audience.
