Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode: 07-18-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY

Release Date: July 18, 2025

Host/Author: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

Introduction

Welcome to Holmberg's Morning Sickness, Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show. Hosted by John Holmberg alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the show aims to entertain, question, and disturb as many listeners as possible.

Main Discussion: Workplace Antics and HR Concerns

The episode kicks off with a heated discussion about inappropriate behavior within the workplace, particularly focusing on a recent incident involving the company's CEO and the HR chief at a Coldplay concert.

• John Holmberg comments on a video showing the CEO, Andy Byron, engaging in questionable behavior with Kristen Cabot, the company's Chief People Officer, during a Coldplay concert. (Timestamp: 09:15)

• Bret Vesely adds, "It's pretty funny. She covers her face. Yeah, it makes you wonder."

• The hosts humorously dissect the incident, highlighting the implications it has on workplace dynamics and the perception of the HR department.

• Dick Toledo quips, "If you want to go huggin somebody, make sure that you're not in a wide open."

Sales Department Woes: Offensive Motivational Posters

A significant portion of the show delves into the disturbing presence of offensive motivational posters in the sales department, notably featuring Hitler imagery.

• Bret Vesely expresses concern, stating, "If you started seeing that at your workplace, you'd think I should probably work a little harder."

• John Holmberg mentions the installation of Hitler-themed posters aimed at boosting sales, prompting discomfort among the staff.

• Brady Bogen humorously suggests solutions to mitigate the negative impact, albeit inappropriately, such as "cannibalism" as a metaphor for intense sales tactics.

Late-Night TV Industry Critique

The hosts transition to a critique of the late-night television landscape, focusing on CBS's decision to cancel successful shows like Stephen Colbert's.

• Dick Toledo laments, "They're gonna fire all of us. Like, they give Stephen Colbert can't go."

• John Holmberg discusses the broader implications of network executives prioritizing budgets over quality programming, drawing parallels to the decline of traditional media.

Audience Interaction: Fire Calls and Humor

Listener calls add a dynamic layer to the episode, featuring humorous and exaggerated scenarios.

• Caller Zachary Baggins shares a comical story about sending inappropriate videos, leading to light-hearted banter among the hosts. (Timestamp: 45:30)

• Caller Jay engages in a playful debate about drivers maintaining large gaps between cars at red lights, reflecting the show's irreverent humor. (Timestamp: 54:10)

Upcoming Events and Promotions

The episode concludes with announcements about upcoming events and promotions, maintaining the show's commitment to audience engagement.

• John Holmberg announces a birthday celebration at the Rooster Tavern, featuring rock songs from movie soundtracks, aiming to boost listener participation. (Timestamp: 1:20:45)

• Brady Bogen promotes the "Slump Buster" sales contest, incentivizing the sales team with unconventional rewards. (Timestamp: 1:15:30)

Notable Quotes

• “If you started seeing that at your workplace, you'd think I should probably work a little harder.”
  Bret Vesely (09:30)

• “We get the final price tags. We've got the final solution. Now get out there and sell.”
  John Holmberg (1:25:10)

• “Cuddling can heal wounds faster.”
  Caller Linnae (1:00:50)

Conclusion

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the hosts navigate through a maze of controversial workplace issues, industry critiques, and humorous audience interactions. Their candid discussions and irreverent humor aim to entertain listeners while shedding light on the absurdities within corporate culture and media landscapes.

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