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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
07-18-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
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In fact, right now all pre owned firearms are 20% off. All new firearms are 10% off. We have ammo ink 9mm hollow points for only $12. 90 and much more. Well, it sounds like M and P Guns is committed to providing the customers with the best possible service and selection. That's a fact. You can visit us at the store at the northeast corner of 12th street in Indian School or online@mmpguns.com Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday. It's 5:45, the morning sickness. My name's John, there's Brady, there's Bret. Big Dick Toledo, off and running. And if you're on the kiss cam, make sure that's not your HR lady. Tripp, Susie, don't go to the game together. How many people put their combo together at the company that they're at? Oh my God. Well, everybody's done it. This, if you haven't paid attention, this is a great one At Coldplay of all places. At Cold Play, you go to a, you go to a concert and you're thinking to yourself, well, this is a harmless. Nobody's gonna pay attention to me at Coldplay show and the CEO. You've seen it, Brett. Yeah. Oh, that's great. God damn you, Chris Martin. Yeah, Chris Martin. And they have these big beautiful clear screens. I mean the worst part is like if you were to go to concerts 10 years ago, this never would happen. It would have been like, I don't know who that is. That's like the pixelated Digital with those 8 bit screens. And then they put those beautiful super clear Screen. The CEO of Astronomer. His name's Andy Byron. He put out a letter immediately like, ah. But his chief people officer, Kristen Cabot. Yeah, it's great. HR Chief Kristen Cabot and CEO Andy were in a. Got her from behind, across her breasts, hug. Listening to it was all yellow. And maybe she slipped when they put him on camera. That dude hit the dirt. He didn't Shaggy for a second second he hit the dirt and then afterwards, Shaggy. It wasn't me. But it's pretty funny. She covers her face. Yeah, it makes you wonder. Well, cuz she's worried that employees. She probably has reprimanded in the past for having inappropriate relations or instant termination. Yeah, yeah, they have. You cannot date another. What are you guys doing? Having social time. You're. You know. And there she is getting up by her. By her owner of the company at the Coldplay show. Was the whole. See, that's the thing. What the. Like, that wasn't a staff party. Was it like a group of people from the company? I was wondering because I was looking at people around them reacting and it looked like, oh, maybe there were a couple other people in the office there. But I don't know. It's so good. And we all, deep down, we all look at our HR lady. Or it's almost always, if you're an HR man, you're a lady. And the HR man. Oh, that's like being a nurse back in the 70s, it was cool to be a nurse of the man now, but identify as hr. I mean, exactly. It's a. It's one of the genders you choose out of the 70s. I'm an HR. LGBTQ. It's. Anyway, it's kind of funny because, you know, we all deep down kind of root for them to slip up because they're the Gestapo. The HR is the one that. Did you say that Jill had a nice blouse on this morning? You know, she's more than just an outfit and a look. She's a human being who deserves your respect. All right, so she was ugly. Why do you have to make it about her? Look, Lux, okay, I'm not gonna talk to anybody at work ever again. You guys have ruined it. And it's their job. It's. Now I gotta say something. Now I gotta record. I think if you. I think if you're in that business, you like it. I think like Brett says, and I'm not a full 100% not rat. But when you are a rat and you just take that job, you are a full rat. Like you're a gossip. Rat. License to rat. Yeah, you are. You are the one. Like, if you want that job, you're one of those people that can't wait to get into somebody's business or send out the email going, gotcha. Yeah, I think. Okay, we have that rule here that you're not supposed to bone each other. Right. That's like, in paperwork, though. You don't bone each other. And yet, midway through the. You know, one of the bosses hired his wife. So I guess you can pre bone them and then bring the bone in your. Oh, is that what it is? Okay, I don't think you're allowed to start bone bone ahead of time. Yeah, you get it. Yeah. You get the bone in first. It's the bone in rump roast kind of deal. It's the. You got to get it in there, and I think you have to consummate something and then go, I've been boning this, but I want to hire him. Well, as long as boning her when she was. We can bring her in. That's. I don't know what the rules are, but I know for a fact that if you go hugging up on the HR lady, you're gonna make a lot of employees go, gotcha, gotcha. We got you. But that video, if you haven't seen it yet, it's everywhere. Hilarious. Because that dude is guilty of whatever it is. If it's the guy that says, hey, it wasn't me, it wasn't me. We were just messing around. I didn't do anything. Boy, you can't have a more guilty response to being on the kiss cam ever. She spilled her drink and slipped backwards into. I don't know. What was it supposed to do? Perfect time. That was the thing. Someone made the point. What if that camera just goes by and they. They don't react? It just shows. Everyone goes by. There's no reaction. That's. You know, someone in the stadium would have to recognize that. Yeah, yeah. But since they reacted that way, it goes. It looks 10 times worse. And especially because Chris Martin from Coldplay was like, oh, evidently they're having an affair. I hope we didn't do anything wrong. And he's like, if he saw it, like, immediately he saw the. Oops, that's enough. That's a bad thing. He's the middle of clocks and just starts apologizing. So good. I could fix you anyway, Coldplay, awesome stuff, awesome stuff. I think of a better show to get caught at. Well, I mean, the good thing is you can claim you're Gay. If you're at a Coldplay show, it's like a woman gross. And everybody be like, well, that is true. You did go to a cold show. We were posing. Yeah, you did. You did go to a Coldplay show. So you being interested in women is very questionable to begin with. I'm sorry. I'm saying that I gotta be careful. I forgot. 93. 3, if you have any complaints. What's gonna matter? The bosses are in town so they can. They'll get mad at me when I start doing things that somebody might make a complaint call. So I always remind you who you're really listening to is. I'll do it again just for. It's early Z93 3. That's not my. It's the station. It's the station. Brad. I can't. I can't help with the bumper sound. So. Yeah, if you're gonna go huggin somebody, make sure that you're not in a wide open. You know, you're the CEO of a pretty big company. You're gonna have good seats. You're not. You're not in the riff raff. So it's easier for the cameraman to find a couple of people huggy hugging. Was he in a suite? I couldn't look like one of those types of things. He didn't have anybody around. He had enough room to duck. I don't think you're doing that in your chair. He had enough room to like lay down, so. Oh, awesome stuff. Hilarious. It's hilarious. It's sad. I feel for the dude, but, you know, you took your HR lady to a concert and started grabbing her cans and Coldplay. I mean, and that's a good story, actually. It's like, yo, when he comes home. How was your work trip in Boston, Andy? You paid attention to the news at all? Is there something I should be paying attention to? And then she starts playing Coldplay in the background. And did you have fun? Did you go to do anything at nighttime? Evidently she deleted her social media. The HR lady? No, the wife. The wife. Oh, yeah. She was getting it. Like. Yeah, she started getting some heat. Oh, dude, you can't. Yeah, he's gonna Kobe up. He's. She's gonna have a ring the size of this room. That's a good thing about being a CEO. A new Range Rover, you know, you definitely got that. They say that the statement that he put out was false because it has a whole bunch of like, little connect the dots things that say penis and like, like, like these little joke things that are in it. And he's like this. I didn't do this. This. This. The account was from Peter. Enos. P. Enos. And they're like. So they're trying to get him to double down, but he's. He's claiming that he wasn't even. That's not. Not me. I got to put out a real statement. So his real statement is going to be a Probably a pretty sad mea culpa to I've made a mistake. I'm a man of. There's a deep drive by Castellano since I couldn't be one of those deals. He's got nothing. He's got nowhere to go outside of. Oh, he's toast. I I. Yeah, he's got nowhere to go besides. I up. I'm a mess. I got to clean my life up. This was bad. This was dumb. I boned the HR lady, and the HR lady can't get fired because she's got to turn to herself. And you can't fire me for this. That's sexual harassment. This dude's done so out there. If you got any power at all, and you currently are boning your human resources department. Stop it. Yeah, just stop it. Bone Brady. Brady's not. There you go. Nobody's gonna believe that. Give those Pantera tickets to someone else. Don't plan on going. You're gonna bone an employee, nail Brady, and then when it comes out, you're like, no, he's not. Nobody know me doing that. That's disg. Bone the grossest employee you've got if you're manager. And then when people come a call and you're gonna still be there, it's like, nobody's gonna actually believe that happened. Like, wait a minute. This is the one. You. This hot air balloon. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I did make that mistake. Wow. We're not gonna fire you at all. We feel sorry for you, so. Yeah, you always. That's why we have the slump buster contest going on down there in the sales department right now. Is that's essentially what it has to get its pickle tickled. By all means. The grossest employee you can find down there, the farting lady, that's who you gotta bone. And it's not fun. But if you're gonna do it, that's the one you gotta do. Because when she comes clean, everybody's gonna be like, we're. We're looking into this. There's no way. And if you're a boss, deny it until the pig quits. That's terrible advice. What the hell station is this all day? I'm so sorry. What a. What a mess. We're gonna walk downstairs today and Coldplay's gonna be. Tripp's gonna be like, oh, no, I've got a heart on. Where's Moynihan? I gotta nail Moynihan real quick. Nobody would believe it. All right, Ed, you'll do. Ed, come here for a second. Moynihan's at lunch. Go. Thanks, fr. No, no problem, boss. That was interesting. Can we talk about that talk again, Ed? Yeah, go ahead. Try to tell hr. Nobody will believe it. Have you seen yourself at G? You're lucky Moynihan's here. Everybody'd be nailing you. Anyway, off I go. Hehe. Yeah. Bosses don't do it. That's another thing about Larry being a boss too. We never have to worry about that. We never have to worry about Larry in a sex scandal. Yeah, it's bad news. I think this guy could have done better. You didn't like her? It's all right. Really. For CEO kind of money. He could have bought. He could have bought. He could have bought up. Could have upgraded. Yeah, that's doing some. Why? Riding coach, you know, he's calling up again. Pull it up. I got. Finally seeing him. I mean, he's all right, but I mean, for CEO money, that. That's like. That's. That's Ed money. Is she worth the risk? No, I. I'll go with you on that. Mean Coldplay does things to your brain. I didn't even find you attractive till the song started, but now I want to put this in hr. Yeah, you know what, Brett? I'm looking too. That is not hr. Quality kill. That's not CEO money or. Yeah, CEO money. But again, that magnificent bastard Chris Martin. Where was it? Boston. Boston. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it was a Fenway or was it Washington? Sunburn. He was on the Ducks earlier, throwing fingers in HR. Oh, Jesus. Who said that? What was stop at 93. 3. Gotta keep. The boss plagues the football stadium. And they. They're saying that the people that were in the suite with them clearly knew because you see their reactions on the Kiss game. They were like, you guys are like, done. Okay, here we go. It's. It's. It's the same as when people in Nagasaki looked up and said, oh, yeah, this is the. Happened in Hiroshima a couple days ago. They knew immediately. Cheryl, we told you. Yeah, he's the CEO. What am I supposed to do? I don't know. Did you Think you're gonna get married? You don't have a CEO wife face, but I could get one with his money. That might go away if he's the CEO, technically the owner of the company. I know it's the policy, but don't worry, you're staying. Brett, come here and sit on my lap for a minute. I don't know what's going on with this song, but just. Just kind of minute. Come go get Susie downstairs. I'm gonna rub up against video, cuz. Oh, the video is fantastic. Cuz when Chris Martin does it, it's just. It's. You know what? And it's salacious and it's bad. And you wouldn't root for anybody to have this happen, but damn it all, when it does, it's hilarious. And this. This Coldplay. Brady, I think I need you to. To come over here for a minute and just touch my side for a second. Just help me out a little bit. So here we go. There it is. You gotta turn Coldplay off or we're gonna lose our minds. This is good stuff. Here's the video of them do. Oh, they got it on the news. Who plays? Chris Martin accidentally exposed what is an affair live during a concert. His camera panning to a couple swaying to the song and then instantly hiding when they realized they were busted. Now the Internet sleuths out there have found information on these folks naming them. The company's laughing, she's cheering. She put her arms. Probably because she got passed up for this. You know what? Yeah, because the. Because that weird gag got the job she wants. That's mine. I'm the new leader of hr. Let go big. Maybe she hates the issue. You know, she always said it was like the psycho that runs hr. Someday she's going to get caught. We all know they're doing it. Yeah, that. That's. That's not CEO type quality there. And that's the other thing. No, I. You know what? Brett's talked me into this. Brett's incredible misogyny and misery has talked me into this. You're not wrong. That is not a woman that CEO should be risking it all for. You're gonna get halved for that? That. Come on. He's going to get halved and have his company swiped. He's going to get Papa John and halved. There's going to be an apostrophe on his. On his company. He's not going to be part of it. And at least halved. Yeah, and it's. He's got it. Nup. So. Oh, and it's just. And idiots like us thousand miles away just can't get enough of laughing at and for, you know, hey, could it happen to us? That's why you always hire someone that's, you know, unable with hr, which is something that would get you sent to HR if you said the HR lady. No one will the HR lady as something that ironically gets you sent to hr. But that's the truth. And that's how a good HR department runs. I can remember, I mean, a couple of companies that get Coldplay back up just their assistant was just beautiful. And a couple of wives were like, why are you doing this? It's like hiring the hot nanny. The hot nanny. The hot nanny always ends badly. Never. Oh, man, this one. Guys, come here for a second. I'm gonna pull your pants out. I'm gonna give you a bj. Film it, Brett. You can't have it. Yeah, film it. And you know what? You're fired if you don't let me do this hr. Oh, that's good stuff. But you know what, Brett? In the beginning I just had a good laugh at it. And now I'm thinking from his perspective, you're gonna run the risk. It's like if that was, you know, if it was Halle Berry or Margot Robbie, right? Worth it. And he's like, my God. I mean, if she's coming on to him, how does he stop himself? He's on the. He's. He's got this in the background. He's paying for everything. He's the king of the world. He's got all the power. And HR is like, I won't tell. Oh, and who's going to tell on him? I think even the board of directors will give you a pass if it's like Margot Robbie or something. Like, yeah, you're good, don't worry about it. But you're right, that skeleton headed toast face. Gret's right. She's too ugly to risk it for. I'm going to be like those people that were on Luigi Mangione's side. Free. This CEO is clearly a mist when he's one of the few guys that goes out and says after he gets busted, it was a mistake, I made a mistake. Now we see it, we admit it. You were ain't seen nothing. I don't know what that was. Anyway, hilarious. And everybody's out there doing the exact same thing with their bosses. Who's our hr? And then you're like, boom, boom. Oh, that would be just like if Blank banged Blank. What would we do about it? That's what's amazing too at that show. Yeah, there might be. Might be. I got that song on my head. What do you mean 8, 10 other couples in the same scenario. Oh, well, if the size Gillette Stadium. Oh, oh. If you're doing percentages of how many people are the 50, 60,000. Wipe their forehead. Sweat Mole my flop sweat. Oh yeah, because I'm here with my mistress and they didn't put us up on Kiss cam. All right, we gotta go. We gotta go right now. Let's go. What happened? Just run. Run away. By the way, you're fired and run that way. You go away from me, I'm gonna claim rape. I'm gonna say it looked like you. If you get caught to play the game, I'll call you a goddamn ammo. You're not riding with me. Run. And if you know what's good for you, run fast. Cuz bullets move quickly. I'm not saying I'm just. Oh boy, here we go again. 93 3. Yeah. What's playing in the back of that? Yeah, I think. Well, this is like the album version. Oh man. When I ruled the world. The poor CEO. And where did he sleep? More like what? Couch. He's. His back hurts today. That dude's couch is probably pretty nice. But he went back to the room they already had booked. Yeah, that could be. Did he finish? We're already in. There's a better question. There's like well alone. No, I mean did he get the. Did he call her up? She's two rooms over at the hotel there. They didn't stay at separate hotels. She got used to the penthouse suite. Oh yeah. She's down there in that two bed ride with the little baby fridge. And he's upstairs. He's got a bar, a living room. It probably text goes, we're in trouble now. Cat's out of the bag. I know, but that Coldplay song got me like Niagara Falls. Oh, don't think I'm not hard as a rock. Thinking about boning you one last time. Maybe we should just say goodbye. Yeah, that's a good idea. You should come on up. Great stuff. Bone the fat ladies in the office. What is wrong with you CEOs? God damn it. Honey, we were just posing for the kiss cam. It didn't mean it. I just. Oldest trick in the book. You boned the pig. No one believes her. Mark Grace taught us this in the 1990s. That's what a slump bus. Oh, forget it. I'm. Get over Here, Brett from Boston. Ray Allen talking. It's been years and years. Mark Grace came clean with it on the Jim Rome show. Thanks. On the phone, you just get a slump buster and you try to get out of your slump. I do not know what that is. What is a slump buster? That's when you're. You can't get a hit and you go out to a bar and you pick the fattest, grossest girl in the city or any. You nail it and how much worse can life be? And then you go out there the next day a little free and easy and get a couple of hits. This is a great move, Grace. It's a great move, the slump buster. Fast forward 30 years. Our company uses it as motivation to sell. We got posters all over downstairs with a dude holding ice cream. Slump buster. Summer softened up. Trying to. It's a predator on a beach with ice cream. Trying to lure a fat girl so we can get better sales. Stupid. No, it's good. And have you also noticed the one we've got downstairs? The other motivational poster that they've put up downstairs in a never ending effort to lower the bar to where my brain just goes, really? They have a picture of Ted Lasso pointing to Believe with his right arm straight out. Oh, yeah, I saw that. But he's got his little mustache and his arm straight up and it looks just like Hitler. It's a Hitler picture that just says Believe. And that's supposed to motivate our. Want to know what's even better? Oh, oh, no. Scott the bot. Yeah, it's our guy for Halloween. They didn't even trademark in French. It's Scott the Bot. The mustache isn't quite right. And Scott's pointing. I didn't even know that. I looked at it. I just. Oh, I saw Hitler. And I'm like, oh, Scott got a short mustache off Amazon. Go down and look at it again. And that arm movement. I'm like, they put a picture of Hitler up next to the word believe or else. What is going on with Susan in the sales department? Swamp busting Hitler pictures. Showing that off, you know, it makes me ashamed to work it all day. Z9003 3. I can't even go another day here. Crazy. How do we work under these conditions? It's impossible. But it's fun. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98, can you. Pete Holmberg's morning sickness. Friday's lederhosen day for the staff leisure flavor hose. Yeah, we're gonna have beer steins and the St. Pauli girl running around. Lederhosen everywhere, those accordions and all sorts of just German stuff. While we celebrate the big Believe poster we've got downstairs. If you're in sales, you wear an armband. It's an unfavorable pose. And I don't know why I'm the only one who sees that kind of stuff and how the person who printed it still gets the tape, gives it to another person, Emily, who's probably all for it. Q. And I probably loved hanging those Hitler posters downstairs. And Post put them up all over the place. I saw him when I walked by, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, of course. You going? Yeah. Anybody in the building? Brett's gonna walk by and go, oh, I guess that's the route we're going now. Like, Brett didn't even know it was Ted Lasso. He just thought, no, I didn't. Is this official? Is this official now? Okay. And I'm the one who gets yelled at. But I mean, they're hanging Hitler posters in the building. I didn't do that. Somebody should catch a little financial problem for that one. Can I point out some of the flaws in the building and see if there's some checks that start flying around? Put 2 and 2. It says Super Sales SS. It's the SS. It's the Summer Super Sales. The Summer SS believe. Look at our posts, everybody. All you listeners are invited to take a tour today. And you'll walk in and go, oh, that's the Hitler poster Holmberg was talking about. Yeah, we got him hanging all over next to the Predator, looking for a fat girl on the beach with ice cream. Says slump buster over his head. What's going on down there anyway? It makes me laugh hysterically that there's that much oblivion. I didn't realize. The winner of the sales contest gets a retreat in Argentina. Yeah, it's your choice, Argentina or Brazil. You also get a Doberman. You get a couple incredibly well trained Doberman. Lawrence Olivier picture. And yeah, the trip to Brazil. And. And it's amazing. It's. It's. And your own lab for experimenting there. Oh, no, I'm just gonna start whacking. If I know this one. It's a hell of a concert. I remember when they first came out. What was it? 99 thereabouts. And it was 2000. Cause I was living in LA and. And yellow had just hit. And they did a show in Los Angeles and the crowd was singing the song with them. And Chris Martin stopped and I don't know how real the performance was. But he started to cry, and he goes, I had no idea you guys knew the song yet. It was like the. That was such a moment. I don't remember. I was at. I think it was at the weenie roast Kroc threw. Trip was in charge of it. Yeah. I didn't know Tripp then, but. And. And he stopped and he goes, I. I didn't know you guys knew the song. Did he bring. Did he bring his HR girl to that one? Yeah. Is he the OG or what? And all of us nailed HR and we left. It's a Coldplay. Coldplay. I think I might be gay for real. I know every Coldplay. Wow. I didn't know this one. This is the one that Chris Rock went on when he hosted the. I don't know if it was the Oscars or the Grammys. When he goes, I don't know how white people haven't cut their wrists open. If this is a hit song, he's like basically saying, this is the most suicidal hit song of all time. This is the scientist. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Good call. Thank you. I was fooled by this band for a little more. You thought they were straight? Yeah. I mean, for straights. No, they were. It did come out that way. And then they kind of turned a little bit. They came out gay as hell. Super gay. And you were like, oh, these little ballads are. They're good, but they're a poor manu, too. And then. And then they got more and more colorful. We'll say clocks are a great song. There's a couple. You can't. You can't deny this one's good. It's just boring as sin. Anyway, I don't want to sing. Get on it. And if you're going to go to a Coldplay show, take the fat girl from the office. They're grateful. Fat girls don't tell. They don't. They don't tell. They fall in love. You got to be careful. The fat girl gets confused by the attention, but they don't tell. And when they do tell, no one believes them. It's the perfect maneuver. Have we not learned a thing since we were apes? Answer. No. The answer is no. We've learned math. That's about it. Now we're getting Coldplay requests, are we? Oh, this is. I am gay. I forgot about this one. If HR Was a guy, I'd have been hugging him. This one will get you. This was on the Garden State soundtrack, which is also kind of a K K, but it's really good. Good. Good. When it came out. But it's still good. It's just. It is if you. You turn it down. If you're at a street light with your windows down and this would play. You're like, oh, geez, the dude in the Hellcat's gonna kill me if he sees me. Especially if you're singing top of your lungs. Or you do like I do, and you turn the vocals off on Apple iTunes. Singing it. Just you. And then you know this song. Hey, hey, brother. Hey, what's going on over there? You gonna kill yourself? You're gonna blow a dude? What's happening at this stoplight now? Deandre, I didn't see you. He rolls down the window and looks at you on your scooter. Hey, hey, homosexual, Keep it down. I'm not gay. What? Oh, I guess I see. I see the confusion. Sure about that? Thank you, Lamont. Got a V6? Hell, yeah, it's a V6. Hellcat. V8's $100,000. Nice. Hellcat. Excuse me, Holmes. A queer Jewish boy. Please stop. Scream. Incredibly annoying song. It sounds like you got cats in your trunk fighting. No, no. Knows me. Just sounds like that to people who aren't me. Get trouble going to find yourself a fat girl anyway, man. They got some suicide music. That's the thing. And after a lot. But then you realize the entire catalog of Coldplay will make you slit your wrist wide open, bleed out in a bathtub. They sell bathtubs at the Merch Shirts. Bathtub. They learn from Jean Simmons. Yeah. Subscript to a dollar. Shave club and bathtubs at the. Pick up your cold plug. Let me just say, before, with the owners in town, I don't encourage you to kill yourself because you listen to cold playing. Well, maybe. Maybe it's a better idea. You seem kind of depressed, anywho. Yeah. It just doesn't make sense, man. Doesn't make sense to me. And Brett's right. I didn't see it. I didn't look at that. I was looking at the hilarity. Too much. Brett was looking at the details. Good on you, Brett. Well. Well, that's the first thing I looked at him. Oh, man. We're fine. Dude's gonna lose it all. Stadium show. Yeah. There's 100,000 people. Fine. Coldplane is sweet. He couldn't find something better. Yeah. I mean. Whoa. Come on. Hire out of it. Yeah. Looking at her again. Yeah. In Boston, all I'm seeing is one of the old Kennedy sisters. Like, she's in her. This is Brett's Right. Bad choice. And, you know, she's got that Boston accent, too, which is even worse. I don't know if she's from there. She looks like it. Pocket in my ass. Poc. Yes. Like, oh, God, he's losing his company for this, Sally. Yeah, at least the fat girl just sits there and eats the cake you give her while you do it. And then goes, thank you, thank you, thank you. I think I see Tommy. Tommy pounded into me like, grank. Give me some Grant dick. Shut your mouth, please, Scott. I should have nailed the fat lady downstairs anyway. We've all been idiots before, but not on tv. At least make it worth it. Jesus. And if you're gonna do it, there's two. Two. You have to either either do it high, super high, and overachieve. Absolutely. Or down in the depths of hell of Mordor. In the depths of mor. I met a girl self there. Get down there with them slopping hogs that gets on TV and it'll look like, oh, no, he wasn't hugging her. He got caught in her gravitational pull. There's nothing he could do. Anyway, have fun with that one. Move your trough of nachos over, please. I was. I was trying to move her. It was nearly impossible. It's a team of us. No, it's. He fell in love with a HR lady that. The more I look, the more she's like just a human embodiment of the Subaru Outback. And I don't like this at all anymore, Brett. You've ruined it. Poor guy. And the other news that I was reading, and this is another thing that just. Again, management's terrible to say Stephen Colbert like his show, hate his show, do whatever you want to do. This hurts me a little because David Letterman was the guy who started CBS's Late show, and I was a big Letterman fan when I was a kid. And then in the 90s, and then late 90s, he started to get a little weird. And then 2000s, he became wildly political and strange, which all those shows did, and kind of changed the landscape of late night night. However, it was CBS's most successful. It was. It was the number one broadcast television late night show. Gutfeld Kills, if you count cable. And I think the Daily show is right there with them too, sometimes. But for a consistent basis, it was the number one late night talk show. And CBS announced yesterday, for budget reasons, because they're doing such a poor job managing the entity of cbs, they went over and took a successful, successful thing and chopped it up from under itself because they'd rather have a little more money in the bottom line than they would ever have make, make the product better ever have a successful show. So Stephen Colbert, who I think is brilliant, but politically has let himself be so exposed. It's, it's not for everybody. If you go back and watch the old Colbert show, the Colbert Report, it was biting, hilarious, no matter which side you're on. And he was definitely, he was making fun of reporting Republicans, but in a way that was just hysterical. And if you go way back to the original Stephen Colbert stuff, the Dana Carvey show that was on, he was one of the writers with Steve Carell, Louis CK this, this group of people was unbelievable. And they put this eight weeks they had a show, the Dana Carvey show. And it was so far gone. If you ever want to watch something that I guarantee makes you laugh hard, it's too funny to fail on Hulu. It's the story of the Dana Harvey show. And it, they didn't, you know, and Robert Smigel was the head writer. I mean it is a, it is a call of the funniest people on the planet. Stephen Colbert was there. Anyway, CBS decides in May they're going to kill all of their late night programming will go away for budgetary reasons because. Not because Stephen Colbert's bad at his job, not because they weren't getting results, is because it's expensive and the rest of the network sucks. So instead of trying to make the rest of the, of the network better, they take their powerful thing and they pull it down to the lower level of the rest of the network. And. Well, the other thing is there is a trend that the late night shows aren't pulling what they used. They're not. And they're doing nothing but going down. However expensive to run, they make money. The other thing they're throwing in is evidently he's been relentless on the. Yeah, but that's one of the $60 million settlement. Yeah, they're trying to say that he bashed over Paramount. Yeah, he bashed CBS for the settlement with Trump over the 60 minutes. I just think you got to figure out something in the late night. I mean, why something to the form. Maybe there's some. What if they take him back? Because he, he kind of said it sounded like they're going to retool like they got something else. No, he said I'm going to enjoy doing this show with these people going forward for the next 10 months. Yeah, that's it. And they will retool something. Conan o' Brien has a staff of of seven and is making three times as much for himself than he did when he was at TBS making money for other people. These TV executives seem to think there's no other game in town. Like yeah, sorry we got to let you go. Your career's over. No, it's just beginning. Why make money for CBS when they're, when they're going to cut you for good performance? Late night TV isn't what it used to be, but it makes money. Morning shows on TV are. They crush it bonanza. So eventually it'll all just be news. But you know Stephen Colbert, if they were mad at him for a political thing, I don't see it because that's all they allowed him to do forever. So if that's the cost of doing business with Stephen Colbert is that you get into politics, you let him go crazy with him and then you can't get mad when he drifts off what you've been making money off of the whole time. He gets paid an exorbitant amount of money to be that because it's a, it's a money maker. But the network sucks so bad. Broadcast television has been absolutely destroyed by television executives who put on scrubs. The reunion. Yes, they don't know what they're doing and it's clear to even laymen like me. But you see that kind of stuff and it makes you realize oh the talent, the actual quality of product, none of that matters. It all comes down to whether or not they can have. They can save their ass future. You know that audience that they're to going, going after. It doesn't matter anymore. It's none of it's like I can't. None of it matters. They see how do we make that bottom line look a little better for now because it's. They're not doing anything to make the. Make the network better. No, nothing about their networks getting better. It's actually getting worse. But for a second they'll have a spike. So shareholders and the board and everything. Nice job. That's it. We had a nice little 10, 2% growth this last because we killed Stephen Colbert show. Now what? Well you better figure it out. They'll just replace it with infomercials or they'll reboot Cheers with George Wentz kid and him or something. Something stupid like that. They're going to do. I would watch that. I would watch that stupid show. They're going to do CSI Detroit. Yeah, they got a spin off. Well I've made no bones about it. Radio executives and television executives are stepping over each other to see who can ruin traditional media faster with terribly stupid ideas. And if. I don't know if they've noticed absolutely nobody banging on the door to be in your industry either one. There's. There's. There's this thing called podcasting and computers that everybody's like, why would I work for you? Why would I sit here and have you tell me to shut up and play the songs or listen to some consultant tell me I'm not funny when I can just find that out on my own? They just don't. That's just pure numbers that that's based on. There's no. Oh, boy. I didn't even think about that. You know, I'm gonna get yelled after this. Oh, definitely gonna get yelled after this. Maybe they'll say. Maybe they'll take it to Izzy. Yeah, maybe now we're safe. I made. I made no secret of that. And for them to defend it is hysterical. Yeah. It's like O.J. saying, you know, I don't know what murder is. What. You're like, the king of it. Like, you wrecked it. You killed it, and now you're trying to say there were some other. You know, then why is it failing? You know, habits change. We gotta find the real killers. Why is this industry dying? Like, I don't know, maybe you. But to cut Colbert, which means soon, and you saw it yesterday. Jimmy Kimmel immediately tweeted out, you, cbs, take all your Sheldons and stuff them up your ass. Because basically, they're like, we've got one thing, this Sheldon thing. And once we burn out of how to, you know, suck the bone marrow out of all the Sheldon shows, we don't have any ideas. Is that still on? Well, they have young Sheldon. I think that one's off. But then they're running. They're trying. They'll get another. They'll get, like, teenage Sheldon and then Sheldon, the Jesus years. I don't know what. They're Matlock matt locks back, and they just made him a woman. They don't have any clue what to do. None. And then they're like, why is our network sucking so bad? I don't know you. Wow. Why do we have a downturn in every single aspect of this thing? I don't know. You fired Colbert. You could have, like, nurtured that. I guess. The funny thing is, like you said, they said, this has nothing to do about performance. Great. This is all budget got it. Makes like 35 million a year. I mean, the budget cup makes sense. You look at it from that. He was great. We really enjoyed working. We had to get rid of something that was incredible. We really enjoyed it. What a talent. Great. We got to get rid of him. It's a budget thing. You couldn't just renegotiate money. No, we're too stupid to do that. We got to. We got to hire a Sheldon show. So Kimmel saw the writing on the wall. ABC's got to be looking over at him going, juice worth a squeeze with you? For God's sakes, Fallon, it's a matter of time before that dude's out on his ass. Those numbers are terrible. And then you'll look at Greg Gutfeld, that little tiny person killing it, and realize skipped over the Goo Goo Dolls. I put on the Twinklist. Sorry. No, I put on the Twinklist. Sorry about that. But yeah, those guys will all get canned and then. And then what? It's going to be news and live events for broadcast television soon, guaranteed. Because those are the only ones that cost them nothing. News cost nothing. It happens. You don't have to write anything. Just shows up. Well, the Matlock thing is on just because it's familiar for old people and they don't know how to stream. They don't. They just. Yeah. No clue how to appeal to the younger generation with something that's been free and branded beautifully for hundreds of years. Perry Mason will be coming back too soon, right? I mean, right, Mr. Ed? And what else could we do that again without animal abuse? Oh, man. With CGI. Mr. Ed's a great. Brett, you should be a TV executive. I think you're. Well, hell, I couldn't do any worse. No, you couldn't at all. That Colbert's pretty good. It's doing pretty well. Highest rated late night show. We should probably cut that. We should probably get rid of that. That'd be a nice chunk of change in our pocket. We can save our ass by getting rid of that Colbert show. Writing's on the wall tonight on Benji pd. Well, now, Brady, Benji PD is a new idea. Sure, you're breaking Benji out, but Benji PD sounds pretty good. Yeah, they would do something dumb like that. Eric Estrada is going to straddle the bike again and get back out there. There. Yeah, Elderly Chips. And he's just. He's on like a three wheel scooter at Walmart. He's. He's running the security over at Walmart. Chips. Where's the chips? Aisle. He's yelling at the mechanic in the garage because his Rascal's broken. Get it fixed. I'm no fan of Stephen Colbert's show. I think he's really funny, but I didn't like it because he used to get so. It used to be so. So personal. Like, it was almost malicious and intent. I don't like. Did change a little intentional comedy to be malicious or mean. Like, I can be mean, but it's usually tongue in cheek, man. I'm never trying to be malicious. That's the one rule I've always said. It's the reason you can get away with all. What we get away with is because people look and go, he's. He's a dick. He's getting away because he's a dick and he knows it. And it's never been an attack. You know, he's never. He's never meant it. Sometimes I have, and when I do, I always remind you, you're listening to all day Z93. I'm not gonna get in trouble for that. Anyway, it's 6:26. Brett, what do you got in the big board of musical treats this morning before we get fired for being too successful? Was it that time already? You never know. No more Coldplay, though, because that got me half hard and started looking around for places I could roll Brady where there's no cameras. Here comes Toledo. I didn't even thought about banging him. He'd be. He'd be quiet. Oh, yeah. You'd be grateful. Yeah, absolutely. You'd be one of them. You want to go now? Yeah. See, now you're too anxious. You're gonna let. You're not. You're not discreet enough. You're gonna be standing in the hallways with your ass spread open, going, hey, boss. I'm like, all right, you're making everybody know. Yeah. Wake up. Songs this early? No. Aren't we a little early? Oh, did I say. Oh, Jesus. That's why he looked at me like that. I'm like, what's wrong? Look, I'm trying to get through the day faster. I want to go home. Sorry. You're right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 585-9800. That is the number you call us. You give us the Wake up song. Yeah, Brett. I mean, I'll pick something that's busy analyzing ladies that you can have affairs with. He's deep in the cold. If you're thinking about having a fair with a woman at work, send Brett the picture. He'll tell you if she's worth having her. Be Vesley. 98kupd.com Be Vesley is the. Yeah. @98kupd.com. He'll help you out through that stuff. And if you're going to slump. Bus. Let's see her. We all want a good laugh. Send those to D. Toledo. And always remember as is. You know, all over our building downstairs and real motivational. Always remember what Hitler said. Believe. Oh wow. That's what our sales staff has to deal with every day. Should we post that? I gotta get a picture of it. Yes. It's interest. I first glance first blush before you actually. Actually eyeball it. If you don't see it, you're. You're not seeing what I see. Give us that Wake up song. 585-9800. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUP. Wake Up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. It's out of control now. 98 KUPD. Holberg's Morning Sleepiness. 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But you can't eat out because it closed homewards Morning sickness you gotta get up to hear it make you laugh until you spiel Wipe you off when they are done make your cock rise with the sun Homewards morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up. Yeah. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big red Radio's got you, son. There you go. That is miles to nowhere. It is Katie and the hops. We all know that. Don't forget my button. Broken, huh? Nothing ever gets. No, no. It'll never fix it. I don't think it's fixed. This weekend maybe. Yeah, I think it might be. Oh no, man. It's not responding. It's the. The. This. I have to Move it over here anyway. Yeah, you know, we'll figure out. I guess one of the guys on vacation wanted to watch. They wanted to the experiment and then they forgot to talk to me. That was the funniest part. Yeah, I can't fix that until Dave comes back. He's on vacation. Like, oh, does he. Is he the only one who knows how. No, he just likes to watch that. Can't you videotape it for him? And we can, we can live stream that to him, but I'll wait another couple weeks to get some equipment fixed so dudes can watch each other engineer. Creepy freaking weird. People want to send you pictures of they're side squish if you're interested. Well, we'll have. They want to. They have like a scoring system that they're interested in. Brett Vesley's scoring system and just basically say, William Levinson has sent over what he considers to be a potential side squish. Brett, what do you think of this picture? The out. Okay. No, don't do it, William. Don't do it. I'll send it. How about this one here? She's a slight lump buster. And. And he thinks maybe he can get away with a few without her talent. What do you think he should do here, Brett? Oh, the man's trying to eat. So if you want to send your side squish pictures to Brett to see if she's worth half, you get your audio response. Yeah. Dolores emails and says, hi, boys, got in the car. First thing I heard this morning was we're putting up Hitler posters. Did I miss something? Well, evidently our sales staff thinks that Hitler's a good motivator for better sales in the summer. The slump buster thing, all those posters downstairs, I may have ruined that by telling them what it was and having a predator. And again, did you notice that the predator with the ice cream in the poster that she put up also, little mustache, it's predatory. He's got his ice cream, he's on the beach, he's looking around for a big girl to feed ice cream to. Slump busting in the summertime. And then for some reason a whole bunch of like weird things, things are downstairs that say hello, summer. Have you seen those? No. Loads of things down there. They just turn a corner and it's in like, like there's so many posters. Oh, there's a lot now, but there's one that just is on the wall that looks like it should say just married and it should be hanging off the back of a car, but it says hello Summer, I gotta check it out. And then right next to that motivational poster is next to there. Well, right next to that is Hitler pointing to a sign that says believe. And that's. Boy, we're getting serious with our sales staff. So, like, American History X Teenage room down there. I don't know all the posters. I have not taken a look. Why'd they put a curb down there? And they do have TVs now with American History X running. That scene with the curb. Mr. Moynihan, step into my office, please. That's what the bench is out front. Let's take a look at some of your. Yes, let's go out to Alice. Let's go out to Alice and me. Trust chains, our friendly motivational bench. That's some bench stomping. So it looks like your budgets are down 10%, Moynihan. I'm trying. Yes, you're suddenly trying. But this is the noise I hear when you try. So what are you going to do about it, Moynihan? Believe, perhaps. Have you not seen a poor. Shouldn't you believe sales staff? Do you believe? That's what I thought. Why don't you believe? Steve Moynihan. Sell staff. Do you like my posters? Thank you. Are we out searching for slump busters? Are we all oblivious to the meanings of the Urban dictionary? God. I'll be in my office if you need me. Being stolen. Amy, we need more posters. Get me one of a town, a big bustling city, perhaps even Phoenix's skyline. Emmy, are you listening? And I want above that town, dollar signs everywhere in the form of a mushroom. My shit was really taking shape over there. We have to motivate these people. If Hitler posters won't do it, VAT will. Oh, Christ. Am I in trouble? Well, go for the savior there. Yeah. You know what I'm looking for? I gotta search around the earners. Jill is the desert fox she gives out there. And really, the nicknames are a little touchy. Brady. Let's not go crazy. And always remember who we are selling for Altac 933. In case you're angry. Hitler posters I walk into this morning. What happened? Apparently somebody just sent this over. This is the CEO's wife. That's the guy that was at the Coldplay show. That's his wife. Yeah, but you see what's wrong with her. Well, yeah, the three. Three kids around. You see what's wrong with her? Television commercial, man, she's orbited by her STDs. Oh, that's a much prettier lady. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, that's something. Whoops. Those kids have big heads, though. I will say that. Toledo. She got three Toledo babies. But she's keeping it together. Yes, she is. She might have gone. There might have been some surrogates involved there. I don't think that gave birth to three. No giant head to babies like that. Or maybe that's the kids from his previous marriage. And this is it could be the mulligan. Let's hope for that. Let's hope maybe she's the old HR lady. Yeah. That's a great story. It is just flat out great. Anyway, sorry to go on about our Hitler posters, but it's off putting. When you walk into work and you try to. You know, when my job is to make sure you don't step over the lines too much and sales is allowed to hang pictures of Tafira, it makes you kind of wonder. Cody wants Adolph Susan in the squares today. Okay. Adolph Susan. I don't even. I'm putting Susan in this. I don't know if she's responsible for the posters, but I have to imagine because it's her department that, you know, the buck stops there. There's Hitler posters and she doesn't know about it. That's just her having her eye off the ball. We have a problem in the mornings over at the Red station. The boy, he keeps bringing up that my posters are not motivational. Maybe he needs a little fire lit under his bottom. Ah, the sales staff are agrees. Remember how excited she was when the police were here? When the Gestapo was outside? Yeah. She was the one telling me that she can sexually harass anybody she wants because it's her turn. Literally, what she said to me, I didn't go to HR. She was busy having sex with the CEO. That's how HRs work. I don't know what's going on in the world. People are emailing me like crazy about. Oh, Biden way just popped in my head. Did you see that? The dude who left from space died in a hang glider. Felix. Fearless Felix. One of the most paragliding. Yeah. Unreal. One of the most amazing things I've seen as a human being in my time on this. Exactly. People. But no, he didn't. He like jumping from a lot higher than paragliding. Well, I mean, you know when he did the jump off the arm of. Yeah. Jesus in Brazil. Leaping off that. Yeah. The other stuff that he's done. The Redeemer. Yeah. He. He loved leaping off of things. Dying in a paraglider. Is like, you know, Evel Knievel dying on a Schwinn that has been on a skateboard to this day. I have never seen something more amazing than a man in outer space without a ship jumping back here. I know he wasn't crazy out there, but he was out there, and he had to re. Enter the atmosphere. Remember all that? Any. Either frostbite or what happened to his hand? He had a leak or a. No, I think he had seal. Frostbite froze the fingers. Well, if he had a hole in his gloves coming back cold up there through atmosphere. If he went through the atmosphere of the hole. He didn't go through the atmosphere. He did. He jumped out from outer space. But I. I remember there was some, like, involved with Frost. I don't know. Well, he might have froze up, but it wouldn't. If he had a hole in his glove, we wouldn't be talking about Felix dying on a paraglider. But, yeah, that. That to me, was the most amazing thing I've ever watched on tv. I think it happened while we were in the room. We're like, let's watch this. And there he was, just kind of hovering around in space for a second. You're like, that's just weird to look at. And I don't know how you have the courage to do that. I. I'm 52 years old, soon to be 53 in a week. And I stood up on a ladder three. Three rungs up the other day to hang some. Something on the putting nails in the wall to get to the ceiling where I had to hang these things. Yeah. And I turned around. I was just gonna bounce off. There ain't no bouncing off from three rungs up anymore. That's scary. I was horrified. You ever stand on a chair at this age? It's nightmarish. Get up on your chair right now and think about jumping off this dude. This dude was in space. And he goes, I'll do it. Nope. And he made it. Then he hops in a paraglider. He's like, this is nothing. I don't even have to be careful. And he died. Quick spin. John Denver's it. Yep. Yeah. Don't take that thing out for a spin, stupid. What can happen? I jump from space. I can make it be paragliding in Italy. You know, eventually, you dick around with enough of that stuff, you're going to end up dead. But, man, it's insane. So, yeah, that guy died. That was. That's tough to watch. It's still. And. And in the day and age where we're not impressed with anything. Nothing impresses us as a society, you know, at all. Everything that gets invented is like, yeah, well, sure, I've seen that. And it's because. And I, Neil Degrasse Tyson taught me this. The reason no one's impressed with anything anymore at all is science fiction movies and cartoons. We've been exposed to the Jetsons. We've been exposed to science. Everything that we, we see come to reality, we've already seen, we expect. Isn't that it is ridiculous. It isn't that it's an invention. People back in the day when light bulbs were invented didn't see them in science fiction book or, you know, whatever on cave walls or whatever the hell they'd been reading up to that point. And then Edison comes in and he goes, look. And he puts this piece of cardboard in a glass ball and he lights it on fire. And you're like, you got light now? It's like, that's the devil's room work. I'm not doing. Of course they were impressed back then. The first time they ever saw a light bulb was the first time they ever saw a light bulb. Never even a concept of it before. No one ever talked like, you know what they should do is have these glass balls with fire inside of them so we don't have to light our Christmas trees with candles. It's incredible. But this, like, we're not impressed by anything. This dude went into space in the last decade as a human body and just jumped off. And people are like, yeah, that'll happen. No, it won't. Then he dies in a paraglide. Anyway, I understand a say slump buster. Says a slump buster question. Hey, Brett, it's to you, shocking. I understand a slump buster being some hog that you have to bone to feel better, but do women have them? And if a woman has a slump buster, is it somebody like Toledo? Yeah, you get it, you're fine. Women don't need slump busters. Men are the ones who get into sex slumps. Women choose to be in sex slump. A woman can have sex anytime she wants. Which is why the existence of a slump buster is reality is because even the grossest ones, if they say, I want to have sex with you can have sex with somebody eventually. Just have to throw the odds out. We as men can't wander into bars going most of them. Tonight's my night. I'm just going to ask a to have sex with me in the bathroom. That happens to a guy. You know, a lot of us would Be like, I can't do that. I would, but you don't understand. Like, I'm the CEO of a company. My wife's right over there. But this is intriguing. And then she'd be like, point me out to a single friend. I'm like, there's Brady. He'll do it. And even like, if a woman decides she's going to go into a bar and have sex, she's going to have sex that night. Oh, yeah. If a man goes into a bar and decides he's to going going to have sex, the odds are exactly 1%. They're exactly the same as a guy who decides he is not going to have sex. Now they're sending me this. What's that girl from work I want to bang. I need your thoughts. I like blondes and she's a looker, but not sure I want to lose the family for them if I'm caught. Picture of Brady with blonde hair drawn on his head with a pink street. That's not what I'm talking about, boys. Well, if you did work with that, that's your slump buster. Oh man. And she is a grateful woman. Women don't need slump busters. Women don't go to the slumps because they. You. You know how horribly ugly you have to be as a woman to be in a slump and not want to be in one. Just go to any bar at 145. You're good. Sit down. Yeah. It's the opposite of the man that walks in and wants to pick up a woman and they just come to him. The 1%. It's. It's. Whoa. It's. It's. If 1% is a massive number. It's. It's 0004% of guys who can just walk in to go sex and then have women go. Okay. Women. Totally different. If you're not having sex and you're in a slump as a woman, it's because your standards are too high or you stink. Those are the only two things that'll stop. And even then go to Casino Arizona and walk around there at one and just lean over to a guy who smells a little funny and just goes, do you want to have sex? He'll be like, you bet, baby. And he'll get past your stink. Women need slump busters. That's not a thing for them. Just absolutely not a thing for them. But I do like the big news yesterday with all this other stuff going on. We're putting sugar back in coke. Baby. Trump threw all the Epstein stuff and all the Iran and nukes and all this Ukraine is like, no. His big move yesterday was, let's get some real sugar back in Coke. And Coca Cola's like, think about it. They talk. I talked to some executives at Coca, talked them into it. I talked them into. Brady. I don't know if you read the CEO EO's letter from Coca Cola. He didn't really say what I wanted him to say. He just said, we're looking into it. But I said, no, it's better this way. Gotta have sugar in the Coke. Get it back in there. Hey, I'm with him on that. So am I. That's one of the best presidential moves I've ever heard. He likes Coke, I like, but put sugar back in it. Did you know, and I read this yesterday. I did not know this. When Coca Cola switched to New Coke back in the 80s. Remember that debacle? Yeah. And it turned out to be a giant marketing move, which was really smart. It was to reset the entire factory to stop using sugar and use high fructose corn syrup. Oh, I didn't know that. So they couldn't do it right away. So to get the original formula back cheaper, they killed it, gave us something disgusting and said, drink this and see if it's better. And we're like, oh, yuck, Bring back It made us forget what real Coke tasted like and then gave us something real dumb. Darn close. So what's cool? I mean, because they were saying, you know, they did a market survey, they did a taste test, and they rolled this one out. And people were like, oh, yeah, we like this. It was a complete lie. Well, it was a big mistake. It wasn't a mistake. It was the. It was the most brilliant marketing move in the history of marketing. It turns out to be the smartest thing that's ever been done. Take away something everyone loves, replace a one year blip. Three months, where it moved on all. It was three months. Give them something they hate. And by the way, New Coke sold out of the box. It was an insane win. Everybody had to taste it. Everyone bought a six. Huge win. Then that number starts to fall. People are like, we're not gonna keep buying this. They're like, all right, we'll bring back the old one. It was 90 days. They didn't lose anything. They gained. Knew exactly what was coming, and then reintroduced original, original formula. Although it was an original formula, it was high fructose corn syrup. Now it was a brand new thing that was replacing the sugar. What was Crystal Pepsi's excuse? Because that was. That was just. That was Crystal Pepsi having some bad executives. They still marketed as one of the worst market. It's what, New Coke? Yeah. It's. Because if it was real. That's just dumb people trying to act like that. The smart person would recognize, oh, what an incredible move. Because they never intended to leave New Coke to us. They always were going to bring back the other one. This. You remember the craze over New Coke Classic. When New Coke came out, though, When New Coke came, everybody had it. And you didn't just try one, you drank a few going, do I like this? Is this okay? You. Everybody was buying New Coke. Coke sat back laughing at us with their puppet strings just running around. What a mistake. No, they sit and snicker. It's a marketing genius. Good guy. Come on, man. You can't even walk. He looks for it. You can't. No. He hears it. I. I didn't even know. That's enough of you. He can't even walk down the candy A. Yeah. Dumb people call that a bad marketing move. Smart people realize it was a long play and everybody thinks it was for. It was 90 days. 90 days. Didn't even have time to lose money. 90 days when the Coke Classic came back and everywhere. And then everybody went out and rushed out and bought Coke Classic. But it was like a. A year because then they didn't roll it out there. Oh, New Coke stuck around. Yeah. They had both for a while, didn't they? They didn't get rid of New Coke one. Sure. How soon they brought back Classic Coke. Like a summer. It was like a summer. It was so fast. And we all feel like we had our lives stripped out from under us. And they just manipulated us like toys. And then brought back the Coke Classic with hype. Trust me, I know about soda pop. Of course. It's coursing through my veins more than blood. Wow. Yeah, it was. It was brought out in 85. Yep. And discontinued in 2002. They kept running Coke for a long time. I didn't know that you couldn't get it. When did they bring back Classic Coke? That's what I was. That was. It wasn't. Wasn't I. I would imagine it's a summer, maybe a little bit into fall. It wasn't long at all. And we felt like it was forever. What's happened? They knew. They put out a product they knew that was inferior to the one we loved and they. They just took it from us. 79 days. Two and a half months, man. And everybody. If you think about it. If you lived through that, you thought it was like, they killed us. They took away our soda forever. It was all a plan. That's crazy. It was all a plan. Who thought that it was a great plant. So what did they change on the. So the new Coke kept the. Well, it all went to the high frequency. No, new. New Coke was a mess. New Coke was just a formula. They knew it was probably. It was a soda that they were going to call something else. And like, you know what we could do? Let's make it tastes a little like Coke, but it's not good. They duped us and they duped us and they said, just, let's just take Coke away. Pepsi is. They did it just to ram it in Pepsi's ass, too. Pepsi's like, we're catching you. We're right on your heels. And they're doing that Pepsi challenge everywhere and going on TV saying, everybody loves the flavor. They made Coke taste more like Pepsi and made you realize you love Coke. You're being dicks. You love Coke. And then they took it away, like, all right, you want to say, Pepsi's better. We'll bring you a Pepsi like product. And Pepsi celebrated. Oh, they blinked. See on their Wikipedia page, they say it's sweeter than Pepsi and Coke. The new one was awful. And taste testers in the South, Southeast, where Coke's based, preferred new Coke. They said, love diabetes in the South. Yeah, add more sugar and everything else. They loved it. Of course, those people, like, add sugar to Coke. They took it away. It was a scam. I didn't know that it was a scam to put high fructose corn syrup into the product and then say, this is the way it is from now on. That was the flip over from. They had. They had to kill Coke. They couldn't just take it off the shelves. But I was wondering before. That was the Coke cane sugar. It was sugar. It wasn't. It wasn't like the Mexican high end sugar. It was traditional real sugar. And then high fructose corn syrup was then. And occasionally they would have high fructose corn syrup and sodas. But that was when they said, no more sugar in any of it. It's all this cheaper, easier stuff to build. Manufactured it from there on. And we sat back. Thanks for bringing back the gumball of the. The corn syrup too. Like lower grades. Well, that's what. Yeah. Oh, it's. You can buy a higher grade of in mass. It's dirt cheap. Sugar takes. You gotta grow my corn just flies in Enough. Corn's easy. It's crazy. It's a crazy story. It's a crazy manipulation. Marketing over the people and how we sit back and they want us to think what a terrible mistake, that it was all just a well thought out and incredibly well executed plan. Incredible. Incredibly. But, Donald, yesterday. You know what they should do is put Coke back to where it was. Let's make Coke great again. Put sugar back in that, and I'm gonna suck it down. What about the Epstein files? They don't exist, but we'll release them tomorrow. I'm tired of hearing about it. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98, can you PD Holmberg's morning sickness. He got mad, said it wasn't a thing. It's not even real. The Democratic scam. No list. I looked at the list. I saw the list. Brett. I looked at the list. There isn't a list. I looked at it. I'm like, this isn't a list. Schindler knows lists. I had Liam Neeson come. He looked, he said, this isn't a list. I said, I agree. We threw it away. But now we're going to release the 9A list list. And I think it's nothing that. Now they're trying to get him for a letter he wrote to Epstein back in the 90s where he drew a dirty picture. Wall Street Journal, like, while he was in jail. No, this was in 1997. Okay. Yeah. His 50th birthday, Donald Drew him a picture of a naked lady and then scribbled his name, Donald, where the pubes go, and wrote, may every day be another wonderful secret. And he came out fake. Yeah. And it made me. Because actually, there's people. But you ain't. Look, Democrats need to back off of this letter. He ain't getting down for this. If. If. If you want to try to attack him for this. This is a dude who actually survived a court hearing where he was found guilty of sexual assault. You think a letter where he drew a lady on its back. Don't worry about it. I'm getting away with that. That's crazy. Remember when I was grabbing people by the. I mean, I got. I was elected president because of the head, then later convicted of sexual assault. What did they do? Elected me president again. It's amazing. I think you're right, though. You don't want to pull that string on the. On the sweater, because it doesn't matter what side you're on, everybody's going down. There's a reason. There's A reason why the Biden camp had access to all this stuff for four years and didn't touch it. Yeah. It takes everything down. But I am interested in. I want to see that. I want to see. Don't Donald's name when he signed his name. Cause he's got the big squiggly signature. And he made it. Some lady's pubes. I've never drawn a naked lady in my life. I do not believe that at all. When he said that I don't draw ladies. That's weird. I don't do that. That wasn't me. Fake clutter. Fake Big D Trump. Yeah. I have a feeling you've drawn a couple naked ladies in your life. I have not. Good. But I have never done it. I never have to draw them. They just show up. If I would have drawn it, there would have been a yellow crayon. It would have been pissing on my name. It would have been great. Jeffrey would have loved that. Jeffrey would have loved that. Jeffrey died doing what he loved. Being well hung and exposed to the masses. It was a thing. And in 19. What was it? It was 2002 when he wrote this letter. The guy didn't go to jail or even get arrested for anything until 2006. And he was the darling of the New York social scene at the time. So it was ran with everyone. Everybody loved old Jeffrey and knew he had some stuff. Same with Harvey Wines today. We all know he's a little bit weird, but he's a money machine. So let's keep him alive until we can. Let's put that Coke there. Let's fix that. What's going on in Iran? I don't know. Do they have sugar in their Coke? That's one thing Iran has over us. But it was. That's how greedy and weird we are as a society is that we've got all this stuff going on and I'm on one side or the other of all of it. But when he said let's put real sugar back in Coke, I'm like, yeah, that's a great idea. That's a good idea. I don't drink regular Coke, but I might have a sip or two here and there. If there's real sugar in it. Buy that case. The go get people. People bring you the bottles of Mexican Coke. It's. I don't like opening them. Like, ooh, that's precious gold. I'm gonna keep that in the light comes out. Yeah. I'm not messing with that. And then they all went through. I don't know if they still do it, but both Pepsi and. I mean Pepsi started to roll out with their products with cane sugar. Yeah, they throw back Pepsi. Did they stop? Yeah, I think it's like a seasonal thing. I think they put it out every so often. If you do do that, you're. And you're not making sales. You're. It's expensive. Brought back the hillbilly, too. Yep. Yeah, the toothless hillbilly. We added sugar. You're gonna look like this, John. Old coke, new coke, who gives an S? The only coke worth talking about comes from Colombia. All right, there's a coke addict. Thank you. To the cocaine addicts that listen. 719, you've been up for four days. Good for you. Let's put coke back in. Coke, you know, originally the original recipe, if you want to be, you know, a stickler. Had actual cocaine in it. Coca. The leaf at the cocaine. He'd fix the tariffs there. Let's make. Let's go crazy and make coke. Amazing. I had a Coke. It's going to keep me up all night. I'm snorting my soda. Yeah. So it's good for his veins. And now my swollen veins. I'm all puffy bread. He got swelly veins, but it's totally normal. Ryan wants to. He's starting a new motivational poster company. Wants to know if KUPD be interested in buying this one. It's a picture of Ed Norton stomping out a person curbside from American History X with the word persuasiveness over the top. Yeah, that's how you get somebody to buy. You want to buy, kp? You want to buy? You want to buy, huh? You like. You like buying stuff? Oh, what do you mean, no? Oh, I think you're hungry for a buy over here. Did you let you do it? As Susan so, Jill, did you persuade the client who said no? Susan? I was. Did you not see the Hitler poster on your way out? Did you not believe. I'll show you how to persuade. I had a bad night with my husband last night, and I. I guess I wasn't as confident as I could be. So you're telling me you've brought your home to work and it has gotten in the way? Does your husband need to be rectified? No, no, please don't. Does Andy need to be taught a lesson? Look at the posters on the way out the door. Isn't that what we do? Sell stuff? Now take a look at the posters. We go to the A client, we persuade them that the Best jobs that they can possibly get are through us here at all day Z9003.3. Then we persuade. There's no sleeping. There's all those bulls with the pills in the take your bag. Have you taken your crystal methamphetamine? Staff? Then we are 24 hours a day sales staff. Exactly as planned. Moynihan. Moynihan, I look at you. You make me want to puke. Moyni. Schlubbing around the office, not believing, not persuading. I know nothing. Tell me, Moynihan, are you out looking for slump buster or are you slump buster? You're one or the other. There is no in between. Mona. Isn't that right? Sam? Stuff. I like Susan Hitler. I think that's a fun character and she's nice. I would go to those sales. But if she's gonna hang. Yeah, if she's gonna hang up pictures of Hitler, I'm changing her. I'm changing her. And I'll get the thing today where, you know, you can't talk about Hitler on the wall. So I go put him up. Well, that's Ted Lasso. Yeah, but he's doing the salute. You guys don't pay attention to anything and I'm the bad guy. Just hope I don't walking down the hallway and hear Bogan. Just that lazy braids non believer. Doesn't even look at the posters. John tried to show him and he said, I never even saw the poster. Isn't he disgusting? Sales staff. I agree. Brett Wesley is Italian. He's on our side. One of two. We need to hire a yellow person. They tend to get on board anyway. Here's some tape. Jill. Put your eyes back and make me feel comfortable. So anybody who doesn't believe, doesn't know how to persuade, won't be part of the sales staff of this glorious operation that we call Altac933. That's right. Take that. I'm having too much fun. Stop putting up pictures of Hitler in your office hours. Office John. Well, that puts a new spin on alternative radio. Alt lives here for now. They were so oblivious when they started kdkb, they put up billboards that said alt lives here. But I was like, I was in on a couple of those meetings in the beginning, and I'm like, oh, this is going to be a station made directly for homosexuals. And that's fine. But when you read it and you know that I saw the billboard pop up and I'm like, alt lives here. You guys are taking it too far. And Tripp said he didn't even recognize it as he drove in. God damn it. And why did he have to recognize that? Well, that changes everything. Ooh. Alt lies here. Well, that's what they got. It worked. It worked. This is exactly who they got. What do you got on the big board of musical treats over there? All right, wake up, son. Brought to you by Action Ride Shop, of course. The boys, they're pay as hell. Every month their bills are paid. Thank you, John. Josh. Josh is one of us. Josh is one of us for sure. Back Action Ride Shop, taking care of you guys. Getting you out on the trail or on the streets or whatever. You got a bike need, they got a bike for you. Then Pivot, Santa Cruz, Ibis. You name it, they got it. And we'll get you the gear to get on those trails. And they got two locations right now over there on power Road and McDowell, right off the Paws, Trail head. And of course, the OG right there on Gilbert Road and Southern Action Ride shot Josh. And the boy is going to take care of you. Okay? Ryan Howell's gone crazy. Oh, his new poster. Motivational posters. There's another one of Hitler that says reach for the stars. You can only imagine the post. I wonder that one of the planes going into the Trade center just says Mondays. It was a Tuesday. Oh, my God. And then persuasiveness. Thank you, Ryan. You're wasting too much of your valuable company time on our nonsense, Ryan. But we appreciate it. All right. On the list. A lot of it goes back to the CEO giving the dog a bone from AC DC Pantera, this Love, Shaggy. It wasn't me. Black Sabbath, Heaven and Hell, Holland Oates, Rich Girl for his. His. Well, soon to be ex wife Ramstein in the list, Judas Priest, Turbo for our alternative station stp. But Terror, you're caught is pretty much about where it is. Incredible song. Like it? I got a thing from Kyle that took Scott. What's that guy's name who host Red Zone on NFL. And it's a picture of the CEO hugging on that lady. But where the lady is, he's put in that Scott guy from Red Zone. NFL Channel, it says. Says, is it football season yet? Because I'm ready. Seven hours of Red Zone football my way. That dude hugging on people. Yeah, that's a good one there. That's. That's. That's the true man. Side piece is football. And it's right around the cor. Scott Hanson. Hanson, that's our guy. Yeah. Let's go with Little Terror. I like that. Song. Toledo's got it. I'll pull it up though. If we don't, that'll be a poster down there. Later. KTAR has outbuild us. You will feel the terror. Unacceptable. I like that. For a while there, she was just crazy sexual harassing lady. And then she puts pictures of Hitler up and we get a brand new character out of her. I love it. Oh, this is terror. It's your clock. I gotta pull up the lyrics. No, it's clean. Okay, good. Okay, cool. It's 2 minutes and 13 seconds. That's what's great about terror. The big bosses are gonna love hearing this. Oh, yeah. They're gonna punch us square in the face. And they'll be done in two minutes. Despite his fat. It's like a Mike Tyson fight. You're caught, Terror. It's your wake up song. It's 98. It's out of control Trauma. Just that time. Now that Brady's going to give you all. I'm getting a ton of emails. You guys are very funny this morning, by the way. I think motivational Hitler got to all of us. I think you guys are doing a great job on the emails. I'm laughing a lot. Starting with this one about the CEO that got caught at the Coldplay show. Said he's boning a girl in his office. The HR lady. Maybe the CEO just wanted to know what it feels like to bone a woman with a job because you know, his wife doesn't have one. That's probably true, said John. This is why I listen to this show. I could spin up and down this dial all day long. But what other show am I getting? Motivation poster. Hitler screaming about nailing slump busters on the air. Oh, only here at 93.3 alt AZ. That's true. Thank you, Kyle. You're absolutely right. That's truth. It's time now for Brady to give you the rest of the news that we're not paying attention to quite yet. 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AllProchade.com that's where you go. Brady reported. Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it. Hi. Happy World Listening Day and Perfect Family Day. You're not A CEO celebrates that somebody tried to make perfect families. Yeah. Now she just puts public posters in our sales department. We tried so hard to have the perfect family. Little blonde boys, blue eyes. Little blonde girls with blue eyes. Selling, selling. Couple of basic Fun facts. M M's had a chance to be the candy featured in E.T. yeah, I know. I knew that. They turned it down. Reese's Pieces. And Reese's Pieces took off from them. Jumped on that chance. And they saw 65 jump in profits. Now that is a marketing mistake. Not the Coke. New Coke thing. Which is a marketing brilliance. That was a marketing mistake. M M's blew that. Because you imagine ET tied M M's. We'd still be seeing ETs holding bags. M and M's. And all those dumb people in Vegas that go to that M and M shop would leave with an ET dressed as Elvis holding M&MS. If a major league baseball player catches the ball with their hat. Yeah. You know what the rule is? I didn't know. It's a ground drill. Double, I think. Isn't it? The batter automatically gets a triple. A triple. And anyone else already on bases gets to score. I didn't know that. I knew you couldn't use. It's a triple. I always thought it was a double too. I. I knew you couldn't use your hat as an out. Like you can't use your hat as a glove. I knew that. Use your bare hands. But you can't use your. You can't take your hat off and like. Yeah, I don't know why. Doesn't make any sense. But you can't. Because I guess you could reach over the wall a little further with a hat and save a home run. That's the only time you'd ever use clothes that much more than a modern. Yeah, but if your right arm's there and your left arm can't get over like if you're running that, you know, if it's just. If you think about it, you'd have to be so amazing. Right. To do all to go to the right and have your arm back. You know, the only. The only arm I can get to that point. Balls with. So you take your hat off and it's nearly impossible. A stunt woman fell 30ft during the hoverboard chase scene in Back to the Future too. She broke bones in her face, arm and hand. And that take made the movie because none of the stuntmen fell. Look, we can't do it again. Too expensive. Look at the medical bills. If she falls again, then she'll be dead. Let's just run with that. Yep. Did they leave her falling in there? They kind of clip. Cleverly edit around her. I'm wondering because injuries. I'm can't recall the. The exact same. Now keep in mind, those weren't real hoverboards. She was just on a fast skateboard. She was a stunt woman. No, no. Brady's buying the magic. No, I know. Brady. Just go. That realized though. Oh yeah. That wasn't a real hoverboard. Those weren't real hoverboards. So she just essentially just fell off a skateboard. Well, she might not have been on the hoverboard. She fell. You know, there's people falling during that scene while he's. You think she just fell down and broke all her bones? Might have been one of the stunt women that were she Caleb's mom. What is a stunt person doing if they're not riding? It's the hoverboard scene. Yeah, I know, but what is. What is he going through town and there was cars. I mean, the first time that he did it. But who's the stunt person? Person not doing anything that gets hurt during that. And why is she a stunt person? She'd just be an extra. She was on the. She was on the craft. She just fell off the skateboard. All the other dudes made it. Broads. Broads. That's what I'm saying. That's enough. In a new report, 44 of working adults believe that an active social media presence is more likely to hurt someone's career than help. Depends on how active. You don't even have to be sharing controversial content or opinions. Your kids, your pets. Yeah, everything. Motivational posters. And now they say 70% of employers admit to using social media to research applicants. Of course. Got to get to know who you really are. If you're hawk to a girl and you're in there and you do good in the interview and they find you on the. You're not going out there. If you get too many world star hip hop, you know, weave fights on your Facebook page, they might think you're a got a hair trigger. There's a family in San Francisco, they recently had to say goodbye to their dog. A rat terrier mix named Rufus passed away in April. Oh, I saw the story. They ended up going to a rescue place called Mutville to take on another dog. And they found one, a pup named Ziggy. It was an elderly dog and he looked just like Rufus. So they adopted him, did a DNA test and discovered he's Rufus's son. It was the other way around. They adopted the dad. Well, they said Rufus about 10 years ago, cuz they knew Rufus didn't have puppies. And Ziggy is also a senior dog now, but Rufus must have had five bothered him back when he was astray. Well, maybe. But they said last night in the news that the one they adopted was the father of the dog that. That had just passed. That it had sired that dog. It's incredible either way, that is it. What are the odds? Go to the shelter and you're like that one's. And the lady even said they weren't going to do a DNA test, but they kept looking like these are not like just traits that are similar by breed. This dog is exactly like the other. Even little like things that does are around the kitchen head moves. It does this little paw thing. She's like, it's. It was a replica of our old dog. And. And they did the DNA test and found out that it's. That is insane and so weird that it happened. Oh, here's the hoverboard scene. Let's see. There's gotta be one lady on there. God, those shoes are still cool. Is this you Toledo? Yeah, there he goes. Yeah, that girl right there. There's a girl, the hoverboard. And she's about to go. I remember her being as hot as she is. The hoverboard girl. Oh, let's see her take a tumble. How high did they get? 30 foot. The hoverboards. That's what he said. That's what he said. She built. That's just. She falls 30ft. When did they do that scene? Maybe she rolled 30ft. Yeah, I'm not gonna watch the whole goddamn movie to watch a woman. Yeah, it's the second one. It's not good. Is that the first one or second? That's second one's terrible. They filmed them at the same time. Oh. So they'd already committed to the money. But those were bad movies. The church shooting near Detroit that was four last month is back in the news because a nearby car dealership did something pretty cool. The deacon of the church which happened. The guy's name's Richard Pryor. He rammed his the shooter with his truck. And then the security guards took him out. Took the shooter out. One person was shot in the leg. It could have been a lot worse if that guy didn't do that. Sure. So Richard's truck was totaled. So a place called Jackson Demer Ford just gave him a new truck that gifted him a 2025 F150 to replace his old one. That's nice. Richard Prior a deacon or priest in car wash or something. He wasn't just. You just jogged my memory. Y' all have been taking a sit on the toilet. Try to take it. You combined put your Ms. So bad. It's what they did. He is Richard Price Ms. So bad. Oh, no. He's talking about a sclerosis you shake fall off the toilet. Stephen Nason used a ladder to climb onto a family's roof at around 4am on a family or his family? A family. Okay. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who told you hooks like that? 98 Holmberg's Morning Sickness. The homeowner heard the commotion, came out, asked him what he was doing, said he was trying to retrieve drugs from the chimney. Family didn't know him. And it doesn't sound like there were any drugs in the chimney at the time. But he refused to come down. So the police were called. They couldn't get him to come down. This sounds like your childhood. Spent several hours trying to talk him into it. At one point, the fire department even moved the basket of their truck over so they could give him a bottle of water. Know what I've never understood about that? And I'm not a negotiator. Maybe a firefighter can help me. But when somebody's on like the third or fourth floor or something. Or a rooftop. Yeah. Why they don't just set up the big inflatable mattress, bean bag them off the top of the thing, let him roll off. Why do they waste so much time getting them water? And you get inflatable stand there with the. With that thing, blanket, the parachute thing. You bean bag him in the head, he gets dizzy, he falls. You go get the guy to just karate chop him right off the well, then you got to get A guy up there and he might jump run around. You don't want him running around. But if you just have some sniper in a tree and beanbag him out of the tree or out of the. It might have. That might have been a better option because when they offered him the water and the cherry picker basically he grabbed the ax that was in. Oh they brought all the equipment just to hand him water the bucket up there and happened to use it on himself. What do you do? He started chopping holes in the roof. See, Bean bag him. At that point you bean bag him for sure. Not long after that authorities were able to get him down. It's about 11:30am which means he spent more than seven hours. Yeah, that's. It's a one story or two story house and most are. Let him go. You bean bag that guy and if he falls, you catch him. If you miss that one story building, who cares? What are you going to do? Break your leg? You're right, Brad. We bean bag him and we let him fall into the landscape. Third standoff this guy's been in. Oh, he should have been bruised up by beanbags from prior incidents. At least he wasn't on the freeway screwing up traffic though. Somebody say pr? He's everywhere. Nobody was hurt. Well that's unfortunate. I would have liked to have seen. Yeah, yeah, I would have liked to have seen that guy pretty injured and be crawling around on my roof. I don't call the fire department first. I got drugs in your chimney, man. Oh let me come up there and help you look for those. And I get up there immediately and well, I'm not going to play the sound effect that's nothing but trouble. But I would end him. I'll call Byron at MMP and you know I need some help over here. I gotta trust act on my roof. And now it's time for some science news. Is it Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. Lito did it. The annual Persian meteor shower got started last night. Oh yeah. If you look up at the sky tonight, that's the key. Over the next month. Tell you folks been looking around your house. There we go. You got a pretty good chance of seeing a shooting star. It doesn't peak peak until mid August. It's pretty neat to get out into the desert and watch that. It's hard to see here. But when you see and even sometimes here. You don't have to go that far. Wickenburg. It shows. It's pretty neat. I've done it. It's been years But I used to drive out. There used to be a lot more desert. We lived in Mesa. You could go out to Ellsworth and Elliot when there was nothing there. Even a little further than that. It's pretty awesome. Yesterday the big news was the chunk of bars that sold for five point million. Also, astronomers watched the birth of a new solar system for the first time. And NASA shared the closest footage ever taken of the sun. A probe flew through the sun's corona. Tell me more. 3.8 million miles from the surface and immediately melt. Melt what deep. The probe could take was built to take 2500 degrees. Probe and the corona can take it. Your corona. Yeah. Deep. It gets deep. It gets deep in space. Then it'll take it right into the sun's nuts. Oh, that's taking. That's no longer fun. That's too long of a journey. Yeah, well beyond that, that's just. It's just not part of. It's not double entendre anymore. It's just some crass nonsense. Uber is investing 300 million into robot robo taxis. Take on Waymo. And Tesla's OpenAI's newest bot can control an entire computer and do tasks for you. The last one is a team at Columbia came up with a way for robots to physically grow and heal themselves. By eating other robots. Right? Great invention. Susan's poster. She just got a new idea for a poster. It's over. That's it. I have invented robots that eat other robots. Good thing we're sales staff that is motivated. Maybe we should think about cannibalism for some of you to motivate. Wouldn't that be right, Moynihan, you look like a tasty snack. There's a lot of Moynihan to go around, if you know what I mean. And that's your science news. Okay. We got this Florida woman that was thrown back behind bars after she allegedly used bear spray to attack another driver to teach her a lesson. Wow. This lady was stopped. Cynthia Sosa stopped her car because a chicken was crossing the road. For real. And this lady was really the lady in back of her waiting for the punch. There's a question. Definitely a question here. The lady in back of her was really impatient, decided to go around her stop car. Was she asking why? And ran over the chicken. Oh, she killed it. So Cynthia followed her in her car, got her to stop and then bear sprayed her and happened to have some bear spray. Yep. Cuz you need that when you're in your car. Probably one of those little mini ones. On the keychain rating. Why. Why do they have them? Why do you have bear spray? For the. Like, if they're attacked. Rape spray spray. Basically, to defer it. You go for bear spray. That's pretty good. Well, it's. You're really worried about getting raped. Yeah, but I mean, that's extreme bear. That's. Cynthia. We got a lot of bears down there in Key West. You can run into them. Black bear, I believe in Key West. The island bear. Yeah, they. They can take those bridges. John, you think they've walked over there? I do. I don't know that. That's bear country. To the point where I'm. I don't even know. I think Yogi is right for the summer. Hey, Boo Boo, everybody. Here's a little flamboyant Yogi. That's a heavy gay population, my friend. Do we have to act like that? There's something I need to tell you. You were a bottom. Oh, not that, Yogi. Hey, Bear spray. Who would have known? Yeah. I just didn't think Key west was a place where, like, enjoy. When they say beware of bears. There's bears in Key West? I was gonna say it's not the. The animal. Yeah, it's the. It's the Brady's who enjoy homosexuality. Bear spray in Key west is totally different. You keep one of them randy dudes in a Tommy Bahama shirt off your ass. We're not looking at brown bears at Key West. We're looking at brown bears of Key West. And Gemini says, no, there are no brown bears in Key West. There's no bears in Key West. Fake news. There are bears. That's why she doesn't have the pepper spray for that. Right. But you bought. It's bear spray to get gay guys. I think it's pepper spray. But whether you said bear spray, I know that's what. That's a different. That's what I'm saying. That seems like an extreme buy for just pepper spray. Mason, bear spray are three different things. Bear spray is that huge. Sometimes people call them the same thing. They do. Bear spray or pepper spray. I don't think so. I've never heard that. I never heard bear sprayed. My rapist never seen an ASU girl go, I got my bear spray with me. I've heard pepper spray and mace used as like. Oh, she had. She sprayed it with mace. But you know the difference? Like, bear spray comes in those cans that. Yeah. They have a hill. When you say bear spray. Well, that's what they call bear spray. That's why I'm asking the question. You want to argue like you're a. Like you've studied it, like you're. Like you're a rape aficion. Same thing. Yeah, I know who to look out for. Girls with the bear spray cans are danger. Danger. You gotta look for the ones with the little ones in bad aim. We got this guy that walked into a hospital in Long Island. He was in Nassau County Hospital, and his relative was getting an mri, and he heard him scream. So the guy runs into the MRI room with a heavy silver chain on with an Italian horn on the end of it. All right? And the magnet pulled right in. The MRI machine got pulled into it and started. Started to strangle him. I just did an MRI on Wednesday. It's essentially just like I was telling Brad. It's like a Nine Inch Nails album the whole time. How long is it? Like half hour. I was in there for 15 minutes. I love it. I'm relaxed in there. I think they're asleep. Last time I got. Awesome. Oh. Oh, my. That. Give me my chain back. He couldn't take his cornucopia chain off to get into the mri. He didn't think about it because he heard the screaming. And he goes running in there and says a sign. But that's. That's on the. The tech. Whoever was. Should have. I mean, come on. It's on that guy for hanging around MRIs and not thinking. Was he just a citizen? Well, he was an idiot running the machine. That should have served cappuccinos there. Who. What kind of MRI place is this? I just went to Naturalis, and we saw Pork get the cappuccinos. You want an mri? We got that in the back, too. No offense, Brett, but if I hear you screaming an mri, I'm thinking, well, that's how he goes. Yeah. R. Outside, some ladies inside getting attacked. Let's get in there. And I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart. They stole my little cornucopia. What's that thing called? The horn. You're wearing one right now. Yeah, damn right I am. Came with the skin. Yep, yep. So rhinop passage. What. What age do you get that, like, honestly? Is it like a bar mitzvah for you guys? When you're born, you're living it. There it is. That's nice. You got the St. Christopher. You got St. Joseph. St. Joseph. What St. Joseph do. I can't remember. It was my grandfather's. That's. That's why. That's quite beautiful. Just protection. Who. Whose was the Horn your own? No, that was my own. Yeah, it's a rite of passage. You get gifted goat horn. Who gets your dad? Like when your dad passes, does he hand his horn to you? It's like the military. You hammer it into the coffin. You tug your dad's horn off or no, come on, don't tug your dad's horn. No, shy. Yeah, don't, don't, don't tug a horn like that. When they go over the will and the horn goes to Brett, you get the horn. Yeah. It goes to someone else. Yeah. Goes to another. Go. Say H's getting the horn. Got another reason I don't live in Ohio. What? Sunday will be National Donut Day. So you'll be able to pick up a dozen donuts at Krispy Kreme. Cuz they're celebrating their 88th year. Business kind of took a little pause and then it came back. Ironically, big fans of Krispy Kreme never get to celebrate 80, 88 years of anything. They don't make it that long, apparently. We're taking Monday off because Brady will be fine. I like that he's looking forward to Sunday's donut day. Yeah, couldn't let that one just slide till next year's Monday Donut day. No alert. The people can't do it after the fact. They got to be a little disappointed that their donut day fell on a Sunday this year because I don't know a lot of people that get up on Sunday. Maybe that's why. Well, why don't they do it their 88th year? I think it's the 20th of July, you're birthday, right. You should do it. You should do it like they did the national Friday. They just made it the third Friday or second Friday in front. But if they made it a date, it will occasionally fall on a weekend. And Sunday's not a great donut getting day. No. I don't know. Churches go crazy. Brady would never. You think church like post church? Donut nuts. Yeah. You think it's more than a weekday? I don't think so. Weekday is definitely more donut donuts. More donut, more traffic. More donuts. Got a couple of pretty videos. Okay, first one, some hot dogging on motorcycle guys. One guy goes down and oh, oh. Then everyone. Oh. A guy just runs over the motorcycle that fell in front of him and he slid a mile. My God. Yeah. Wheelies. Adult wheelies are just dumb. Oh, man proof right there. Wow. And that's how that guy who jumped from space went. How about that? Yeah. Don't do wheelies. No. And by the way, zero people impressed by wheelies at a certain age. I stopped being impressed by wheelies at 12. Next one's a little humid. Humiliating for this guy. He sat on a tough day. He sat in a plastic lawn chair. Okay. One of those patio chairs. He's in one of those Rick Sheep patio chairs. Is he stuck in it? Y. Stuck? He got stuck in it. Broke. And his balls are going to be hanging out of the bottom of this, aren't they? Are those his nuts? Yeah. What are they doing way over there? I'm wondering how that. Longer than mine? Yeah. And he had to call for help. That's. I would have died with that happening. He had to call for help to plastic pat out here. Just break it. No, he. He was messing around and slid those through something. Yeah, with Toledo. Just break that damn thing. Yeah. Why don't you just snap it? That country, it's a. That's a. That's a whole village over and forget it. That's the nicest chair in whatever dump that is. Haiti doesn't like breaking the furniture. Last one's a little hostage hold out. And here's some. Okay. Phenomenal SWAT work. Where's the hostage? Down below. The other guy, he doesn't see. I got your second story. We got Throne is there and everything above that is a man hanging off the third floor. Two guys are rappelling down the building from the fourth and fifth floor, the rooftop. And they're coming down. They get onto the third floor above. The hostage taker does not see the. The people above him. He's got a gun against a woman's head. They've now moved into his patio. And here they. Oh, they got him. Downed him. Listen to that crowd in Key west is. That's somewhere in Florida. How about that? That's Cuba. Brazil or Cuba. Cuba wouldn't have filmed it. You don't think. No, that's Brazil. I think Brady's right. Colombia, Brazil. Maryvale. Maryvale perhaps. Maybe Guadalupe. They don't have nice buildings like that in Guadalupe. And they took him down from another angle. That's the end of them. And the girl stands there just fine now. And then they drop the two guys and listen to the crowd. Yeah, the Diamondbacks don't have crowds that size. Well, it must be like a weekly thing there then. No, because there would be no crowd. They'd be used to this. Yeah, it's the Sunday shooting. Yeah, it's. It's donut day and everybody's out enjoying their Day. All right, Brett, what do you got for Friday? We're like. We're kind of light today. We're good. Never bad. Start off with this one. Work for your new rental. Holy. Whoa. Lady is. Oh, she's printing, she's putting. She's rolling. She's on some sort of a machine that is. Put it, like, stamping her onto a material. And her incredibly nice breasts are being painted. Wow. By roller paint. And every time she gets stamped down, her breasts make an imprint on whatever wallpaper they're making. The final product is that human skin that she's being printed on. I don't know. Oh. Oh, I think it's surface. Yeah, It's a giant lasagna sheet. Of course you think that. Yeah. This is what you see. There's paint and nudity, and you see lasagna. There's the nicest set of cans I've ever seen. And Brady wants some Stouffers. And some reason that you guys don't see that hit some dopamine in me. And all I thought about was, he's sexually aroused. And he got to. To lasagna. Flat, pale thing and thinks, that's lasagna. Those breasts are doing something to me. I must be thinking of lasagna. They said this one is Brady and Ronnie cooking Sunday dinner. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. What is happening? Tenderizing. That is a rump roast. Big wow. Fat ass with flour all over it. And they're doing a rolling pin over. The guy's dressed as a clown. No idea. And he's doing a rolling pin over a huge woman's ass. This is a slump buster, right? Oh, yeah. And you can do this to fat ladies because, you know, they're just grateful to be there, man. And he threw flour on it like the old joke. And then he flowers that something else. I don't know. I know it's not what you're saying. And then rolling and then rolling. Pinned her fat ass around for a little while in the kitchen and stopped. And they wanted to know, Brady, is this your aunt at the last wedding you guys went to? Oh, the one that takes her top off. Oh, boy. It's. It's. Aunt Mary is about to get going, and her boobs are out. Oh, she's jumping around. Oh, the dress just came out apart. And Brady's Aunt Mary's cans are out again. Oh, are they out? It's all right. It's family. Said Brady's aunt. You ever have that happen yet at a wedding? I have not. Not. I've. I'VE had had a couple nip slips, but nothing like this. No kidding. Yeah, yeah, get some photos of that. I'm going to get you some metaglasses for your birthday. What is. Oh, God. A wow. It's a black guy's head underneath a big fat helmet on or something. Butt cheek. Oh, that's just one cheek. That's just one butt cheek. That was a siding. He's dead. He's dead. This is the biggest ass I've ever seen. Can't do no more. He can't do no more. Get off him. You're killing him. I can't move. Hasn't she seen the. I won't even mention who. But he can't breathe. We made T shirts about that. Ah, we had marches over that very same thing. I don't know that I can't explain this one. It's a Japanese flag. Somebody just shot something at it. Now two naked ladies are. This is very Hitler Japan. Gigantic. She's got a wang. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This woman's got a huge penis and she's throwing it at the other lady. Oh, oh, she's fighting a Japanese. Oh, I don't know what this is. Like. A weak, weird metal rod comes out of the penis as a destructive force. It's a knife. And the Japanese karate lady, who's naked is fighting the German lady with the huge penis. That is a weapon as well. Punch her right in the can. Punch her in the boobs and knocked her sideways. They're very nice breasts. And they don't have to pixelate that. Both. No, it's male genitals only in Japan. This might be German. Oh, she sees a carrot on the ground. She's picking up a fighting carrot. The Japanese girl, oh, she's inserting it in herself. Gonna shoot it. She shot it when it goes into a stew. The lady took the penis knife and cut the carrot through the air and it's landing in a potatoes. Now she's landing it right there into a beautiful frothing hot water. And now they seem to be getting along. She's taking the knife out of the penis. She's cut the penis in half. There's the meat. She's cut the penis in half and it falls right into the cooking pot. Oh, how convenient, man. Don't know what that is. Well, that was Susan's weekend, man. She likes to dress up like that and make dinner. Yeah, that's eats like a meal. Wow. That's all you got? Oh, my God. I told you it was. I was off to Holy Smokes, man. Wow. Somebody just sent me a picture of. It's AI created. It's a much prettier version of Brady and Christy from the zoo on the same screen at the Coldplay show, which is pretty hilarious. It's the one the listeners actually want. There you go. I. Everybody, those are what we call the stories from the Braer Report. And they are gone now. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98K. It's been a minute since we've done this one, everybody. It's 8:36, and it's time to turn the radio over to you guys. You. The fireside chats right here. It's a good thing Brett's a little nervous talking to you. He's. We're all right. We're gonna be all right. We only want people to call up with ideas, thoughts in their heads. These people have good ideas. Sometimes, Brett, it's good to have the fire clocks right twice a day, too. That's right. And sometimes, Brett, they have good ideas. They just have trouble articulating. And that's when we answer the phones and try to help them out. Let's see what they've got here. We'll start wherever you want to go. Where do you want to go? We'll start with Zach. Zach is first. Zach, are you there? Zach Baggins. How you doing, boys? Hello, sir. How are you doing? Good. All right, Zachary, you have the phone. Please have a point. So I. Well, okay, hear me out. I don't have a point, but the. The comedian that he had on. I was. I was the. The guy that stayed online and talked to you. What and when. About your relationship. Hold on. What? No, no, no, no. About the Brett's videos. Oh. So a couple weeks ago, when a Fion Crockett was here. Okay, so then you emailed me afterwards and said I had a great story and we ran out of time. We didn't get to. So, no, no, I. I stayed on the line. Mine with you and. Oh, that's my call after he left. That's right. So, yeah, that was my life problem. I was trying to. I was trying to see these videos, but I think what the issue was, I haven't played to that nose of yours. And maybe if I offered you guys some money, you guys could send me those videos on site. The videos that Brett plays will be locked in a vault and remain in a vault forever. And there is not enough money to make my nose even twice twitch a little bit to get us to send those videos to you. Through a company email or otherwise. That is just not happening. We got enough heat from these people on top of us at all times for what we say, let alone start sending you guys videos. And the next thing you know, your kids open it up. I remember one time. Remember the old. Remember the old Internet video that went around where it said, if. If you give us your name, I can find on a map your home and where you are right now. And it's. And it had. And then. So you see. And it's Earth on the screen. And you put your name in. Yeah. Then it starts to kind of hyper focus in on an area and it's right on. Like, oh my God, it's gonna find me. And then when it finally goes to a screen, it's a dude with a giant penis and he's just spinning it and it starts. You spin me, right? So I'm like, this guy's like, send me that. I'm like, okay. I sent it. And his wife and kid watched. I didn't tell him it was a big swinging wiener at the end. And they're like, I can't believe. And he asked for it and I sent it to him. And the next thing you know, he's on the phone with my boss. Like, he's sending out pornography. And they'll be like, you asked me what it was. And his wife was furious and their little four year old was there and a wife was crying. So I learned my lesson then, Zachary. Never to trust you ghouls with anything from Brett's computer. You'll never see those videos unless you go to the big show at the end of the year. The we show the top 10. You know, you can film them on your phone. Then maybe you guys could give me tickets. What? Feeling to your nose again? Oh, hey, stop it. There's not enough Jewishness in me that's going to make this work. Stop it. Yeah, I just want to reiterate like I am a straight man. I just want to see what. What these. What these people put their bodies through and just pushing the boundaries that they have on. On their own bodies. But. Well, let me ask you this. Do you have the ability Internet at your house? I do, but like I told you before, I searched up these videos and it was nothing but dead ends and sketchy website and. Please stop it. So if you want to see it, all you got to do is just go text. The keywords are gay, rosebud, extreme, and those are the three. You'll get pretty much everything. Yeah. Good luck to you. Your Dreams will come true. Yeah, maybe you'll be one of the pioneers and you'll start mining these videos for Brett in the future. All right. All right. Good luck, Zach. Thanks for calling, brother. We'll see you. Yeah, I'm not sending videos to anybody. And Brett knows better. No, I. I even have like personal friends. Hey, man, send me that. Nope. I'll show it to you on my phone. I've seen you do it. There's no way people send me that. I don't want to see that like. And Brett just holds his phone up because you're allowed to watch. Here. This doesn't leave my person. Cuz once it gets out to you and the next thing you know, 20 other people haven't. It all stems from you. You're the. You're the carrier. Line two is Jay. Jay is on there. Jay, are you there? Yep, I'm here. All right, Jay, go ahead. Please don't waste our time. Go. So I hope this isn't a waste of your time, but it's taken me a long time to make this call. I've always been morning sickness adjacent and I wanted to connect with you and Brady. What does that mean? You're close to. Yes. So you had a friend named Rick who I think built your pool table. Yeah, he passed away a couple years ago. Yes, he did. He was my concert going buddy. Oh, I love Rick. I hung out with Rick all the time. Yeah, and then you also had a water heater issue and plumber Anthony came out to your place years and years ago. Yep. Water heater exploded all over my kitchen. Yeah, that's my brother in law. How about that? So Brady. Yes. Had a little infestation in his daughter's head. This is when you got inspected for lice? I think this is when Brady went to the lice clinic and is bald headed. The lice clinic of America. Yeah. And Brady got inspected. You had a technician named Julie. Okay, you remember Julie. He'll believe you. That's my wife. Who is that? Right? Sister. Wow. Yeah. Look at this. The circle of morning sickness. Radiate the quick trip all the time over there on Greenfield in the 60s. I bet you did. That's pretty safe. Still hit it every more to me than it means to you guys. But not necessarily. I mean it could mean something to us if you started to deliver when we saw you. How about that? You know, you can appeal. You can appeal to my nose and have all these plumbers and lice technicians start doing this for free. And the next thing you know, we'll be thrilled to see your ass. Well, what you like to call incels, John. I don't. I don't get out much. Wait a minute. Incels usually lead to, like, some sort of a violent crime. Are you one of those? No, no, no, no, no. I'm a healthy human being. Job and a wife and kids. I just. I don't bother people. I don't like fathers, so I don't bother. Don't call yourself an incel because that's someone who chooses to be celibate. You're just married. Oh, well, okay. Yeah. Me there. In a weird way, when you get married, you become an incel. Because the choice to get married means the choice to never have sex again. That's kind of what eventually that turns into. But you're not an insider. A hermit. You're a hermit. There you go. Hermit. I'll take it. Yeah, you're. You're a recluse. You like to stay. I am, too, to a certain degree. Your wife Julie did a great job. Yeah. No more life. She looked at me and says, I don't need to inspect you because I didn't have any hair. That's right. But you still asked. Yeah, she said. She said she tried to get a picture for me of you and her and your wife wouldn't let her do it. Really? That's probably true. Nobody wants to post something at their lice clinic. You don't really want to post. House had a great time. The whole family was at the lice clinic today. What a great day. Here's some photos of the folks we met about the lice clinic is. My mom owned those clinics, but she sold them now. No kidding. How did she get into the work of lice? It's a big business, booming. Yeah. I had a younger sibling and friends, you know, years and years ago that had it, and they found this place, and it's like a franchise. You can sign up for a franchise. They're nationwide. And she just got into it that way. And then she just started to get the territory. She bought up some spots and then people territory in Chandler, Phoenix and Mesa, but in the machine that she had. But wait, did she have expertise in this at all? Going into it? What'd she do before? Yeah, yeah. There's like, a mother company that. That's out of Salt Lake that gave them training and all the stuff they needed for it and. Yeah, but hold on. And before she did all the training and bought the lice companies, what did she do? She worked for Frito Lay for A long time. She's always been kind of in sales. Delivery. Oh, yeah. And then went, this is fascinating to me. So then she went to check for lice and said, this is pretty good operation. I should buy one of these. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, Brady can vouch for the amount it costs to get you. Oh, yeah, yeah. Head lice treated. I gotta hand it to her. She's sitting there cranking out Fritos and selling chips, and they buy these super expensive, like, high temperature blow dryers that kill all the eggs. And it's amazing, though, that somebody went from Frito lay and then said, they're charging so much money, I should be on the other end. Yes. And then she had the gumption to go do it. What do you do for a living? I work in cranes. Heavy equipment. Okay. For the big lice. Okay, well, you got birds. Stop saying you're an incel. Yeah, he works with heavy cranes. Fat cranes. He said. He does. He does those epics for big, big cranes. Some of those cranes wandering around the golf course, you're like, these guys are big. Getting fat. All right. Thank you, Jay. Interesting. And are all iron. That's cool. Well, thanks for that. And stop saying you're an incel and that you're adjacent to us. That's never good. Say hi. Yeah, yeah. Tell the family we said, every time I run into one of you guys, I'll say hi. All right, done. We'll talk to you then. Thank you. All right. Interesting. What an interesting group. Brett. Yeah, riveting. I agree with you. This is riveting so much. Take another call. Yeah, I'll. Oh, sure. Why not? How about magic man? Swift birds on the line. Magic man, the criminal. Are you there? Hello, boys. Good morning. And how is everyone? We're fine. Swiftbird. How are you, my man? I'm doing fine. All right. I'm just kind of chilling at work. We ran out of stuff to do two days ago, so I've been sitting at my desk just twiddling my thumbs. All right. Okay. You're working for the Department of Justice. No longer on that Epstein case. What happened? No fabrication company. Oh, that's right. I forgot. And there's nobody who needs transportation anymore that you knew that's. That would dry. Oh, I thought he lies for a living. No. All right. What do you need? When I was in magic. Oh, I just. I just wanted to say hi, see how you guys were doing, and remind everybody that I am one of the people on the second biggest podcast in Arizona, right behind Jimmy and James. With Small Town Murder. So if anybody cares, check out Felonious Friends. Me and. Me and my buddy sit around with some ideas. Microphones and talk crap. And Brett and Brady still haven't come on. But we do have Miles to Nowhere coming on as guests on one of the next couple episodes. No kidding. I did. I was a guest on your show once, and I've told Brett and Brady it's no big deal. I shouldn't do it. That's literally what I've said. That's literally what he told us. I have absolutely said that. I absolutely believe it. Yeah, well, I did. It's not going to benefit you at all. You shouldn't drive all the way. I had a nice time. You guys were very nice. But, you know, a certain time on a Saturday you just need to spend with the kids. That also happens an hour and a half of your time. Right. And I just don't see a benefit in that for Brady at all. And I don't see your show getting better with Brady on it. And you guys are stumbling around trying to figure out how to get that. And then Brett's just going to, like, go, I'm going home. Like, you're going to lose that. There's no point. None of that. I have seen it. It's like Brokeback Mountain. I saw it and told the guys, yeah, you're a bit of a homophobe. You're not going to like this. And, you know, if you like watching dudes spitting hands and rubbing on each other, it's very similar to doing swiftbird's podcast. Yeah, I saw it. I enjoyed it. I had a nice time. But I also know these guys, and I know that there's absolutely no benefit to their lives or yours if they go to your podcast. A waste of time. Teach their own, I guess. No, I'm right. And Felonious Friends is what it's called, and it's a fine group of people, but there's absolutely nothing Brady can add to it and nothing you can drag out of him. I don't believe you. I spent four years with him on the hole at the golf tournament. I know. And he didn't know your name. He didn't know your name at all. Last time we saw, he called you Magic Man. So he's getting nothing from you, and you really aren't getting anything out of him. Don't waste Brady's time, Brett. Maybe, but even still, I don't see that working out. Toledo's a good guy. He already was on there. I think Toledo was A fun guest. Did he do it? Toledo was a fun guest. Yeah. No, kid, I'm not going on. Toledo is. Yeah. Yeah. If that's the bar of. Yeah, you're not gonna. I'm telling you, I'm right about this. I did it. And the. What did I do? The whole time, Swethbird, on your podcast, I was like, what the is this? What are we doing? It's just friends talking. I'm like, well, I need to go home. This is a waste. Is that not how it went? 50% friends. It was. It was 50% friends talking and 50% you telling stories and giving Kai a lot of garbage, which was very fun for all of them. Yeah. Your one buddy was like, he's dead set on the world being against him. And it just. I just started doing to give him some advice as a human being. But we didn't need to do that on microphones and I certainly didn't need to go into your house. I liked your girlfriend. Yeah, she's great. I'll be honest, I was surprised by that. You're not the first one in a whole bunch of different directions. Was she blinking twice to you? I'm like, are you. Are you okay? Do you want to be here? She had helped me. Yeah. Every time she'd blink, it's as I'm dying. No, Switford's fun. It's a good podcast. You guys are fun. I just don't see we're bringing Brady in there is going to do any good. If you want to. It's up to him. But I've told him not to do it. All right, well, the news then. And he can be disappointed and crawl even farther into his self made hole. This is where you, my friend, have to sell that podcast better. You're not wrong. Yeah, but at the same time, I mean, it's. We talk a lot of garbage. We don't talk a lot of politics because I can go so many different directions. But we tend to find weird little news stories like Brady already does. So it's a fun group. I liked, I liked everybody there. You guys are fun. I just don't see Brady as a quality guest for you. I do. Okay. Just gonna die. It's gonna die a miserable death. Everything ends eventually. He's gonna be. He's gonna be really uncomfortable with the drugs and the, the, the curtains that are. That are basically rugs. And I was going to say he's. It feels like a dungeon and Brady's not comfortable in poor people houses. And that's what you Guys made that room feel like even though it's a nice place. You have that one room with curtains that are rugs and it. It's Brady's going to be uncomfortable. They're not rugs. They're blackout curtains. They're not blackout curtains. Those are rugs. They're blackout curtains. Curtains. I promise you. What's on the walls, over the windows? We've got the blackout curtains and then there's a couple of. There's an event sevenfold flag. A flag in the one corner and then there's another, like, American flag next to it on the other wall. It looks like one of the rooms in Silence of the Lambs. When you went down into the dungeon and the one he slept in, the only thing missing was the bed with the swastika duvet. You're really selling me on the US but it's fun. Sweatbert, you have nothing else to do but promote your own podcast. That's why I'm beating you up on this one. No, that's absolutely fine. I, I was, I was waiting for that. As soon as I. Yeah. Dialed in, turn my phone on. So Felonious Friends is where you find it. It's a bunch of people who have got felonies and then they talk about how that happened and then they bring Brady in and they make him uncomfortable for eight or nine minutes and he goes home and goes, well, you were right. And that's all that'll happen. But think of the ratings, John. All right, I'll think of that. Swiftbert, you're the man. Okay. All right, we'll see it. The biggest magic trick that the Magic Man's ever done is try to pretend that he has a podcast. Last one, almost Brett Swift's fun. This one will be good. This is Richard from New York. All right, Richard, are you there? This is Richard. Good morning, Joanne. How are you, sir? I am excellent. I need your opinion on something because it's driving me crazy. All right. This is a voice I can get behind. People who talk like you, expedite their time well and tell the story. Go get them, Richard. All right. How come when you're driving around the valley here and you come up to a red light, you got these jerk offs that stop the car 4 and 5. They stop their car 4 and 5ft car lengths behind. What is that? That drives me nuts. You're the people that leave big gaps between the car in front of them and it messes. Especially when you need to squeeze into that left hand turn lane. And if they just scoot up. You could get in. Yeah, well, I get in before they scoot up and then they get all pissed off. And I'm thinking to myself, well, if you're hanging back, you must have issues or something. So, you know what you need to do is treat it like you're back in Manhattan and roll your window down and insult their mothers. Hey, buddy, what are you doing? Yeah, that right there is going to get somebody to scoot up. Nobody in Arizona wants to hear that accent. No, no, actually, it's going to get me shot. I'm just curious as to why people do it. I think it's a fear of one. I think it's a fear of, like, if they're getting rear ended, that they don't run into the other car. The reason you get rear ended is because it stops too soon. I. I agree. And the other thing is they feel like, well, I need to get out of the way. I need enough space to. It drives spaceship to land. That sounds reasonable. But the only explanation I can come up with because every time I look over at them, they're immediately right on their cell phone. So I'm thinking maybe they're in such a hurry to start texting that they can't just, like, pull up five feet and then go. They just gotta jump right on. Yeah. They stopped first and then text. Yeah. What brought you to Arizona? What? What? What was the crime that made you have to change your name and move here? There was no crime. I just love the weather out here. And, you know, I worked outdoors all my life. I hate getting rained on and snowed on and all that other BS. Yeah, but. And of course, the cost of living 20 years ago was way better than New York, but. Right. And we're catching up. Yeah. So wait, did you say the women were better 20 years ago? The weather? Oh, yeah, the women were better. Do you want to come out here for the Cardinals? Yeah. No, no, I said the cost of living was better. Oh, yeah, well, that's true. Yeah. That's catching up big time. Yeah. I could buy to buy a $200,000 house 20 years ago. Now it's, you know, pushing 500. But with this accent and being from New York, when you told people you're moving to Arizona, you weren't worried that they were like, okay, what. Who did you tell on? Well, I just said it was a dry heat and they said, so is sticking your head in the oven. Yeah. And they were thinking about doing that to you. I'm going to move to Phoenix. You guys don't need to contact me no more. I'm out of here. N. This ain't all about me. What was your name in New York? If you remember correctly, he almost answered that. By the way, you were very close to Timothy. I. I was the guy that got all excited about meeting Paul Bentley from the Jeffersons. If you remember that. You were the guy who loved. Yeah, Paul Benedict is. He played Bentley. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. I remember you now. Okay. That's right. You were ragging. You were ragging on me. But I was hungover, so I took it. Yeah, no, that's very funny. I forgot you called with this accent talking about how excited you were you met Bentley from the Journey Jefferson. How long ago was that? Not that you called when you met Bentley. It was about a year and a half. Okay. From what I remember, it couldn't have been a year and a half that you. No, you called us. When did you meet Bentley? No, you were get. You. You were putting on a fake deal. Like, what would I do if I. Like, what would I. You were playing music. You were playing music and I had to chime in before the posted game. Right, the posted game. And he was meeting Paul Benedict. Okay, I. I thought you actually met. I confused our game with reality for a second. Much like your witness relocation has to confuse your ex life with your new life. They blend a little bit. I didn't do a thing. What's your. What's your wife's name? Oh, she passed away about 20 years ago. Oh, my God. Is that why you had to move here? She was still alive. That's a sad story. That's a terribly sad story. I'm not getting into it. I don't want to be an accomplice. I don't know what's going on. How did your. How did your goomar take it? Was she okay? She moved with you. What's a goomo. Stop it. All right, all right. We'll talk. Richard. Good call. We're gonna call. We're gonna go with Brady's answer then. If they're afraid they're gonna get rear ended. Yeah, I mean, they're just. They're just not good at what they do. And that. We were surrounded by that in our lives. Safety, distance between them and the next, and they're not paying attention. I'm going with Richards. They're just jerk offs. They're jerk offs. They're in. Inconsiderate. They're not thinking about the guy around them and they're. They're just jerk offs. I think you nailed it right there. All right, well, that makes me feel a whole lot better. You guys have yourself a great day. You too. Thank you, Rich. We'll see you. There you go. That's what I'm talking about. Witness relocation, Richard. That's a heck of a call right there. I like that. Drives me even more crazy when it's had a turn, you know? Yeah, they don't pull out. Yeah, you missed the turn. Here's the. The fun thing is that anytime someone calls with that accent before the call's over, I'll get them to admit to one murder. And he sort of started it. No, he held himself. Yeah, you do. What's your wife's name? Oh, she passed away 20 years ago. God bless. Like, huh, huh, huh. Can we get through one call with this accident without mentioning a dead body? I'm sorry for your loss, but I mean, come on, 20 years ago, and you just wanted to be in a dry heat? I mean, just waiting for the ID Channel. I mean, I can say that, you know, I don't know, but let's be oh, my own that we know what happened. It's 8:58. There you go. Those are your fireside chats, everybody. Not bad. Well done, Swissburg. Trying to promote away. Richard calling in, not admitting to his crimes. I like it. It's 98 KUPD. Thank you, everybod. It's out of control now. Morning sickness. That is awesome. Brett's request right there. Wanted to hear a little bone crusher this morning. We'll give it to Brett. How about that? I'm all in. Great song. And speaking of, we just talked about this for the night of the Singing Dead Halloween show. We just found out one of the guys in soulhat's dead. So that'll probably be on the list today as well. But a little tuneup show. Not only just my birthday show, which is becoming my annual tradition, the band gets together and goofs around for my birthday. We have a big drunk off, usually down at Standup Live Copper Blues, but they have a. A big party book. The only night all of us could get it done, which is August 9th, which is also going to celebrate five years of Brett. Because it's your birthday, too, that weekend. Yeah, seven. So we're going to get there, and we've decided to do it at the Rooster Tavern. Marty, our guitar player, plays up there a lot, and he's like, the rooster is the place to go. Jason is the guy who owns it, and he's excited about it. Rooster Tavern is where the birthday show is going to be this year and it's good drinking, good goofing around. We'll make this thing go crazy. I've not been to the Rooster. You have. You said it's a cool place. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be packed. Where is it? Like Thunderbird and Scottsdale Road. Around that area. Right around where Shane Co. Is. In that area. Up by a coma. Yeah. Okay, beautiful. All right, we'll get that done. But just to let you know, the details are unfolding now and this year's theme is going to be rock songs from movie soundtracks. Like, so we got like a whole, like, you know, obviously you're going to get some Caddyshack in there. You're going to get the Top Gun. You're going to get a little. Yeah. How many logging songs you got? We're going to do a. We're going to do a mashup of them. There you go. An awful lot of Loggins in here. A medley. Yeah. Do we do Caddyshack 2, back to the Shack? No, no. That's a great song, though. But it's not a good doing. Hanging with the boys. No, we've talked about some of that. Endless Love. There's a few of them in there. They're be pretty outstanding. And then just some, you know, you forget that Nine Inch Nails, you got a lot of great rock songs and a lot of. A lot of movies. So we've got. The list is long. We've whittled her down. I got a couple more suggestions maybe. And the entertainment drill. Okay, well, let's get right to it then. The entertainment drill is brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com that's the home of tactical black self defense. If you're a beginner, if you're a person who's not in shape, I hear about it all the time. It's been my focus this week to tell you you need it as much as anyone else. And it doesn't matter what shape you're in, when you walk around the the streets and in public, you never say, I hope nobody attacks me. I'm not in shape. I hope nothing goes wrong today. I'm not in shape. You're in the shape you're in. You present yourself to the world that way every single day. So why not start getting prepared for, you know, the goofs of the world, the people out there that are acting strange. We got a lot of goofy people out there. I took a little jog last night My legs be feeling good, and I'm like, I wonder if I can run. And so I did a little jog last night, and I surprised myself. I went for a while. As I came around, around a corner, a dude was standing right there. And I couldn't tell if he was homeless or just mean. And he came out of nowhere behind a Circle K. And I'm like, I'm in trouble. And I looked at him and all I. And I just remember thinking, confidence. Give him the what's up, bro? And looked right at him like I was. I didn't look down. I didn't, you know, I didn't have my phone in my hand looking. And he was looking for trouble. You can sense it sometimes. Somebody lays dark, somebody looking for something, and I just. You know what? He looked at me and probably said, yeah, not a mark. Because I rode by with some confidence. I learned that and little tiny subtle hints that you can learn while that's going on at React Defense, I learned those things when you. When you roll up on something, you shouldn't be there, and it makes you a little nervous. Don't act scared. Act confident. Let them worry. That's how it works. That's called being a sheepdog. And they teach you that right away. Plus, they teach you how to punch. They get you in great shape. Cardio, all that stuff. You may not be in shape now, but you will be. And all you have to do is get involved. It's time to get in shape, for crying out loud. Look at yourself. You're a mess. Reactdefense.com it's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment. Adam Sandler's Happy Gilmore 2 will be out on Netflix on July 25th. Just next week, I believe. And if you want to see the. The putter From Happy Gilmore 1. The 1. The Hockey Stick putter. Yeah. It'll be on display at the Hard Rock Casino in Florida. Okay. Starting on the 21st. Oh, yeah. Make a road trip. Check it out right now. Great idea. No, thanks. We got a celebrity death. Joanna Bacon, British actress. She's known for In Love, actually. Oh, no, I've seen it. You know, let alone the name. I had to. Well, bacon caught your eye. Yeah. You definitely knew Joanna Bacon. She's 72 years old. I'll show a picture. Was she married to Mr. Bacon or was she an original Bacon? She's the original Bacon. I think the only other Bacon I know is Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon. But I also know. Oh, that's the third one is Roy Bacon. That's Right. Honeymoon in Vegas. The parish. Bacon was not a real person. That was a character. I say, wow. I didn't. Oh, yeah, there's Joanna. Look, you name something after Bacon, he's going to remember it. Okay, there's Joanna Bacon. Thank you, Brady. No one cared but you. What's the next story? Freddy Steak. Yeah, I mean, what's for dessert? Did Jimmy souffle pass this week? If you remember back in the zone days, I had a pet scorpion there named Roy H. Bacon after the honeymoon event. Right, because that makes loads of sense. Legend. Any chance you could get to name something Bacon? Roy H. Bacon was the same guy in Blazing Saddles. He was the sheriff's deputy. Or then. Or the railroad. Yeah, sheriff's deputy. That's right. We've seen the movie. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. He's been in everything. Yeah, he's been on the show, and we interviewed him. Yeah, he was on the show. He was the. He was Slim Pickens in the. The bomb movie. The. The hell was that called? Peter Sellers. Yeah. Damn it. As a midnight. No. Brilliant. If you subscribed Peacock, that app's Gonna go up $3 next month. They're all gonna go up eventually. Oh, yeah, it's. It's time we. And. And shaking your head doesn't do anything. And acting like, boy, that's crazy. It's dumb to be mad at it anymore. It's the reason we all have DirecTV and everything else, because it was cheaper. And now yelled and yelled, change. And directv actually, to their credit. And cable as well. Scream, guys, they're lying to you. It's what drug dealers do. They give it to you free at first, but eventually you're going to be paying more. I'm like, no, we're not. John McCain was on TV. Gotta have a la carte TV, my friends. They're like, all right, I. La carte's better. We'll pay for each. And next thing you know, 450. A month later, you're like, what am I doing? Yeah, pay more if you don't want commercials on Amazon. And yeah, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham made headlines yesterday after fans noticed they started following each other on social media. They've been feuding since 2018, not to mention their previous romantic history. They also posted half of the closing line from their 1973 song Frozen Love. They wrote it together. Stevie posted, and if you go forward and then Lindsay posted, I'll meet you there. Okay. This is weird. They're getting back together. Yep. It's happening by the Way people are emailing. Roy Bacon was in Honeymoon in Vegas. Roy H. Bacon is an author. Okay, so Roy G. Bacon. Maybe. I think from Honeymoon. It's been a while. It's been a while since you've. Why did you give him the middle of nowhere initial? Because you had something. I think that's how he introduced himself. Did he? I'm Roy G. Bacon. I don't know. I didn't pay that much attention. Once the word Bacon happened, Brady's started flying Elvis. Yeah, we. The Elvi. Flying Alpha. We all remember that. There was that movie. You remember Roy Bacon's character. You remember too much about that movie. Well, there's a reason why it flipped on as. Let's absorb the information here. God, it was a stupid movie. Yeah. I mean, come on. Not too. Brady. It wasn't. It was Flying Bacon coming down for the birthday. Bacon was jumping out of planes. This is a dream come true. It's raining Bacon. They. Someone made a list of the greatest needle drops in movie history. Okay. Probably won't do this, but Wayne's World was on there. Bohemian rap. We talked about that one. That might be on the. Reservoir Dog. Stuck in the middle with you. We've talked about that one. That's on the list. We're not sure. We haven't whittled it down completely. That's a great. Good fellas. Layla, Derek, La. Rocky 3, of course. Eye of the Tiger. That's in there. Fight Club. Where is My Mind by the Pixies. We put that on the list. Maybe not gonna make it though. Not a fun live song. The Matrix. Wake up. Rage against the Machine. That's on the list. I could show you the list. That's a good one there too. That'll probably make it. Napoleon Dynamite. We're going to be Friends. The White Stripes. No Love. Actually God only knows. Great stuff. Not much fun live. Get Out. Red Bone by Childish Gambino on the list. That's dangerous because of the. You changing the lyrics a little bit. Well, no, that. Get out's not that. Well, Red Bone is the song. Yeah. The movie's Get Out. Yeah. That's the one with the. You got to change the lyrics on that one. The radio editor. Brothers Creek. Creeping Yes. You can't. From. Do the Right Thing. Fight the Power. Fight the Power. I might have to put that on list too. That's not. That's. That's a great song. Graduate. They've challenged me to do the eight mile. Eminem. Oh, nice. Lose yourself. Mrs. Robinson from. Yeah, there's a Ton. When you put the list out, we're like, oh, boy. So we've been whittling. We've only got if we got. What did I say? August 9th. August 8th, 9th night. Someone also said, don't. Don't you forget about me. Simple. We're doing that. That's a great song. Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Suede from the Guardians of the Galaxy. It's a. It's a long list of songs from movies. Are you guys doing the Rocky montage? No, we're not doing the mon. We're probably gonna do Eye of the Tiger. Yeah, we're working on maybe throwing a little Living in America, but we've done that already. Maybe, I don't know. Burning Heart. Oh, burning Heart. I forgot about that. Damn it, Brett. All right, we'll have to work on it. I just got a text that I never thought. I see these words. Layla is a horrible song. If any song should be destroyed, it's that one. Layla's brilliant. Especially the piano ending. Oh, couldn't disagree with that more. Leila is absolutely perfect. Love that one. There goes your entertainment drill. We have the Guadalupe squares awaiting on you. If you want to play, you can call us 585-9800. We need a girl, we need a boy. We'll play those squares next. There goes your Entertainment drill. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98K. PD Holberg's morning sleeper. Morning sickness radiate the biscuit. They're real. That's a real band of human beings. And they go on stage and they. And, yeah, they go out there and they play their music and it's a real. Real band of human beings. Doing human beings. No, I. I can't relate. I can't relate. Thriller is here and he doesn't do that. He's into bands that don't actually exist. I'm sure you were a big one for the gorillas. Well, they're pretty cool, though. They are kind of cool. Yeah. That was the guys from Blur, but he's going to a concert. This. He asked me a long time ago. Did you think we could ever get tickets for Adu? Otto. Otto. Ado. Close enough. Ado. You got three letters wrong. Ado is. I do. Like, that's a band. Macadoo. You know it's not Macado. Magadoo. Okay, so you're going to see a Japanese lady named Adu, and she is dressed in all black. Yep. She's real. Or not. Yeah, she is real. She's a silhouette. And during the concert. Because I didn't know what this was either. Yeah. And then he told. I'm like, where is that? Is that like, at a small park somewhere? He goes, no, Footprint Center. I'm like, it's at the arena. Yes. And he goes, yep. It's practically sold out. Oh, Thriller, I gotta go with you to this. And it is almost sold out. And I actually was looking at good tickets for you. Yeah. Like, I was going to try to get you front row and stuff. They're like $1,200 each. Oh, yeah, it's legit. But what do you. You. The closer you are, the less you see. Yes. But you can. You can see the silhouette more and more. We're one of three shows in America not sold out. Is that right? It's us Duluth. What a shocker. And Baltimore. What a shocker. You think that one, though? I mean, they don't. It's too close to Boston. They don't get it. Yeah, this is. I do. Yeah. So I do. Is the one Toledo? Like, it's a live one? Yeah. She's just silhouette. Every. Nobody else on stage is silhouetted. Yeah. No, she's completely in a cage, locked up. What is wrong with you? And she screams like Yoko Ono in front of cartoons. It's awesome. I love this. Oh, my God. He wants this. But he's not alone. It's big enough to sell out the basketball arena. That is Palladio right there. Disgusting. They were so wrong. Bring back Paladia Rock. Christ. It's going to be two hours set. I can't wait. It's going to be awesome. Too much. This is the quiet part. But she's going to do this. She was quiet. Oh, this is that DeFazio or whatever that one band we had. Yes. Yes. You're going to see something on this show you'll never see in your life. Anyway. Thank God. Yeah. So that's Is going on for you? Yeah, I'm excited. Cool. If you want to see a guy in a silhouette. Literally, like 10 months for this. He's been talking about it pretty much since I've known him. Yeah. And I looked it up and I'm like, I'm going. I'm going with you. Just. I'm going with you. I can answer any questions you have. So Saturday, I'm going with Thriller over. That's right. Taking him to the Boom Boom Room. I might take him to the Rah Room for a little drink. He. He's earned it. He's done a good job. That's more Of Boom Boom Room stuff. I don't know what it is. Might take him to the boom Boom. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, it is Japan. What are you gonna do? Well, the boom boom room isn't Japanese. No, I'm saying, like. But they do. Like those women. They do. They make beautiful babies. And she technically is in some type of black face, but it's her whole body. Yeah, yeah. If no one can see you, it's not racist. God damn it. That's her T shirt right there. Thriller, that is an amazing. That is. That's right up there with stuff Jefferson used to say, and he probably said that at once. Royalties is all I ask for. All right, well, you get it all. I'm not going to take any money off of that. That's going to come back and hunch. All right, let's get right to it, shall we? It's time for your Guadalupe squares. Here's your host, Adu fan Corey Thriller Walsh. Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin. Top left square. We have Sales Hitler joining us. We have a problem. There is no one actually in that square right now. Really? Yeah. Sales Hitler is not there as. Oh, they're hanging posters of Hitler. Here they come. Here they come. Okay, here's. Here comes the. Sorry, they're on their way. I'm sorry, misunderstand. I just tried to get that right. Here they come. They're in the door there. All right. Open secure. Sales has arrived. Sorry. We relate. We were hanging more posters of the fura. That's right, the fura posters down at the sales department to get the sales staff to believe. Brett, you saw my posters? I did. That's right. Brady. Yes. How are your sales going of late? That's fine. Are they fine? I have looked and seen a big goose egg next to your name. It's not. If there was a goose egg. If there was Was a goose egg next to Brady, we both know he would crack it and fry it and eat the entire goose egg. So what shall we do to get Brady motivated, eh? A little persuasive behavior. Put your teeth on the curb. Make a sale. Thriller, I'm sorry, you cannot be part of sales. That's fair enough. You're an inadequate human and not part of my super sales race. Inadequate kd, US and hs. I also would like to announce our summer spectacular sales. It's Susan Hitler's super spectacular sales race. It's our unbelievable sales race. I'm out of checks, man. Don't do it. Everyone put the wig on and Please. The all of you must look like Jennifer Gardiner by the end of the day. Moynihan, our sales boy, Steve Moynihan is here as well. Hello, Steve. Tell me, does the rest of the sales staff find Steve's numbers abhorrent? I agree. Time for Sir Moynihan to be outside a little more often making sales, or else. Are you part of of my super sales race? Are you part of my stupid sales race? I'm sorry, we have to let you go, Jennifer Cartwright. Your eyes are not blue. Oh, your skin. I'm sorry. We have to let you go, Jennifer Cartwright. The turnaround in that place is insane. It's going to to be insane. Sales staff, do you agree with the dismissal of Ms. Cartwright? Yay. Of course you do. She doesn't look right for the rest of the super sales race. There's one of them stray. One of them stray. Hopefully she's making a sale. I would like to bring on my next. This summer, I am starting an intern program. All right. Oh, no. The Susan Hitler's Sales youth program for young kids who'd like to get into radio sales. It's my youth camp. There's a commercial running and we did not get money for it. Quiet out. Anyway, okay, that's enough of that crap right there. Here's a pen to lead. We're going to write in check on. I told you, I'm out. Just going to auto. I didn't hang pictures of Hitler down the stairs. I can point to the problem on now to the top of the square. Obama and Big Mike joining us. It's Obama and his wife, Big Mike. Yes, I mean, Michelle. Happily married. You better answer that right, bitch. Very happily married. In fact, I did her podcast just the other day, and I don't know if you guys heard the podcast, but I basically said, you know, as a young boy, you have to have men in your life. Okay. And nothing more important in my life than having a gay man in my life at one point. Did that help? I just want to say thanks for bringing that up. No, we're not talking about you right now, Michelle. We're talking about my professor, who was a very influential homosexual man. That showed me some of my ignorance and some of my shortcomings. Michelle don't have any shortcomings. No. And Michelle showed me. There's nothing the word short about her. Everything on her is, well, we're happy to have you both here. His name at Harvard, if you want to look him up, was. What was it, Michelle? I can't quite remember. Professor Gulp. No, that's not it. It's not the name of the professor I'm remembering. Anyway, we'll get to it later. Thanks, Big Mike. The podcast, it's. It's two girls, one Big mic is what we call it. And I was one of the girls. I'll bet on. Now to the top ranks. Mirror President Trump. How you doing? Doing quite well, Corey, thank you. How are you doing? I'm doing all right. My veins are swollen. Cory, have you ever had that problem? I got swollen up veins. No. Now you have at least. My veins are very puffy. I've got puffy veins. But that's very normal. It's a normal thing to get. You go to the doctor, Brady. We all go to the doctor and he says, I don't like the look of your veins. Say, I'm very healthy. I'm the healthiest president that's ever lived. We all saw that. The report came super socks on. And they did. They put some socks up. I'm very sexy now. I walk around with these thigh high socks on them. Bruises on your hand. Got a couple of bruises on my hands from Melania. Been well, you know what? I'm. I just been, I've been beating back these Democrats. They want this Epstein that. It doesn't exist. I don't even know what they're talking about. It's not a thing. Cory, you were on the Epstein island. Probably everybody's been there. Everybody. Come on. But I just have to say Coke will have sugar in it again and I think that'll. Great job, Mr. Most of America will be happy again if we just add in some sugar. That's what we'll do. We'll add sugar. And that's not a bad thing. I don't think that's a bad thing. I think that's great. We're going to nuke something else. We'll nuke something to get your mind off of Epstein. Who do you want, Brady? Pick a country. I'll knock them off. I'll knock them off the globe. You know, I've had my eye on for a while. Is that Belarus? And also very misleading country by its name is the bulge area. I've been told I've said that wrong for Bulgaria, but I went there thinking the Bulgaria would be a fun place to play and it's not. It's very, it's. We should probably get rid of them too. The Baltics. Not a fan. A fan. But my veins are swollen. They look good. And so I'll tell you right now, Though one thing it is. My main vein still swells when I want it to. That's for sure. Exactly how it looks at your age. Congratulations. Thank you very much. You should be so lucky to have a main vein swollen like mine. I got big puffy veins and I'll show it to you. All right. Now Big Mike has a. A similar situation going on. That's a big ass vein. I could be a heroin addict with this thing. Here's a. A big ass vein. You don't even need to slap it beforehand. Big Mike on Now to the middle of square. We have Shaquille o' Neal and Brittney Griner together. That's right. It's WNBA action all weekend long. Isn't that right? Isn't that right, Shaquille? Don't wait. That's right, Britney. Oh, hey. Brittany is right. It's WWE action all weekend long. I'm gonna be out there. We can't wait. Saturday night, the skills contest. Nobody's gonna going to do anything because there are no skills in the wnba. We have a layup drills. It's going to be amazing. And score. The layup drills. Two hand passes, 300, some bounce passing. We don't go crazy. We're going to hurt a girl. Two hand dribbling. We're going to have the flop shot. A lot of that. Get out there and show women how to fall down. A lot of that going on. Two hand passing, overhead passes, who can kick the ball the farthest. It's going to be amazing. Going to do it well. That inbound pass contest is gonna be unbelievable. Brittany's gonna stand under the rim and see how many me bounds she gets off of a simple layup. WNBA all star game this weekend, Indianapolis. And that dumb little white bitch Caitlin ain't gonna play. She pulled her groin. Big Mike pulled his groin. I'm sorry, you're right. Brett's back. Her groin. There you go. I thought you pulled or I was pulling. And then she said, ouch, I pulled my groin. And the next thing you know, I was in the shower. It looked like the kid from Poltergeist. Over now to the center square. We have rape spray. Brady, what's going on here? Oh, I'm sorry. I was reading about rape sprays because I'm an aficionado. I made that point this morning. You study those? I study rape sprays for when you take a teenager across state lines. A lot of times you got to worry about a couple of things. Things I'm not surprised. Rape sprays are one of Them. So I've been doing some study. A lot of people like the foam rape sprays. I don't. I prefer a bear spray. Bear sprays, guaranteed to get the rapist away from you. Although the gel is very effective as well. Just takes a little longer. You got to get closer. Key west, very popular. You get on down there to that Key west. Or let's say you go over to, I don't know, Katie kb You're gonna need what's called a bear spray, and that's to keep them off of you. They occasionally have bear parties, and even though it's hot, they'll come out of the woodwork. And you got bears. And you can tell because they're all in cabana clothes and it still looks like they got an outfit on underneath from all the hair. A lot of people say I look like a bear when my clothes are off, and that's what I have to worry about is that bear rape spray. If you got any questions about rape spray, I'm your huckleberry. Not currently, but no. I'm a rape spray expert for sure. Okay. Gotta get. Get those Scoville units off Lehigh. That. That capsation is important there. Ghost pepper. You know, Corey, you've been hit a few times in the face by a lady who didn't or did have interest in. I'm assuming that ADU is gonna go firing off some spray to that front row weirdo. At least you're safe. Sure. Those fans of fish. It's not safe. It's a whole room of dudes who beat off the cartoons that want to see it live. And I'm laughing for a reason. That you're not incorrect. No, not at all. Incorrect is 20,000 guys watching cartoons. Sing to him. I. I'll be sure to count all the ladies I see on one hand. You know who I feel most sorry for at the AT DO concert is the dudes who have to mop up afterwards. Oh, yeah, that's going to be a deal. Bust out the. The sweat mobs for the NBA games. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a DNA mess out there. Imagine the pixelation on the Jumbotron Japanese dongs. Yeah, I might rape spray myself, so I don't. You don't watch. Anyway, what's. What you got? All right, up next, we got the middle right square. Vin Diesel joining us. We're family. Yeah, we're family. How's your family doing? We're family. This one's for Paul Walker. We're family. Me, Lil Groot, Groot, Groot. I'm Groot. I'm Groot. Man, do you record those? The toilet. I am. We're family. We did it for the family. Brett. I'm the iron giant. I did it for family. Homework's morning sickness. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98 KUPD. Hol's Morning Sickness. Oh, God. All right, now hop on over to the bottom of square, Brady. Secret square. Give us a hint. Yes, hello. I am no longer alive. But I would hope not. I was the first US astronaut to orbit the Earth. Then I became a senator. Born in Ohio. Oh, that's about it. He didn't do a lot lot of Ohio civics class research there. Knock the first two out in his 15 seconds. Went to space, by the way. I was the oldest man to go back to. You know, if you click call that boy scout. William Shatner shattered. When you. When you go to the Wikipedia page to research your guy, you can click on. Read more than the first two lines. You'll learn a lot about them. Thanks, Twink. Over now to the bottom middle square to me. Fallon joining. Oh, my God. I can't believe it's here. I can't believe it. How are you feeling right now? I'm real safe. I don't feel. What's going on, Jimmy? Hey, Brady. What's going on? I'm about to get fired from late night television because it's about not to exist. Unbelievable. They're gonna fire all of us. Like they give. Stephen Colbert can't go. And he's. He's beating me by double. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Well, we can go drinking. We should probably get out and have a couple of drinks. You know what solves everything I say? Just keep doing it. Anyway, today we're gonna have Stephen Colbert on. He's got another else to do. And then of course, Justin Timberlake's gonna pop by. We're gonna have that. He's gonna get fired. It's gonna be awesome. We're gonna play a game called High school yearbooks where we show pictures of celebrities from high school yearbooks and then say something that was supposed to be funny, but nobody laughs. Except for weird girls. We'll go to ADU concerts. Strange stuff. Hell yeah. We'll have ADU on tonight. You won't even know she's there. Just be a guy with a. Like in his shadow box. It'll be pretty awesome. How much longer do you think I've got? If Colbert's out less than a month. Maybe 30 days. I think Thriller's probably right through. That's a good one. Oh, my God. How do you not have a late night show getting canceled? I give you a one menstrual cycle. Oh, my God, it's so good to see you. Give me. You give me 28 days. Thank you. That's a good way to manage time. Estrus. Okay, great. Word. All right, now to end things off, bottom right square, our Lord and savior trick. W pillow, sir? Yeah, I've been very busy this week. I can tell the owners are in town. Yeah. So if we had an attic, we'd have hidden you in it. We had special guests the day off. I knew my. I knew my place. Smart. We keep them away. Good schedule all the specials go upstairs and. No, none of the guests. But did it go well, though? I didn't see any of it. Yeah. Yeah, I think it did. I think we're gonna cancel all the good shows and keep all the bad ones to save some money like cbs. Hey, I. I have a job. Then no. What? I don't know if I'd call it a job, Cory. I would call it an opportunity that doesn't include money. And then in the end of the month, you tell your landlord, here's a check for opportunity. I've signed it. And hopefully you can cash that somewhere else, but. Yeah. Radio's going to start working on opportunities. I see. Yeah. So do you want. Want one? Sure. You just got yourself a raise. Whatever you made before, add in opportunity. You're welcome. It's the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that look like on a paycheck? It says O. Yeah. And that's it? That's it. It's a zero. Might have a line through it, might have a line for it. The zero in your check, Corey, every two weeks is for opportunity. Oh, I get two, then there's two zeros. Oh, that's a hundred dollars note to self. Fire Corey. Overpaid. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. So who we got on the phone today? We got Linnae and Brian. Linnae, are you there? Yes. Brian, are you there? Yes, I am, Linne. I assume you're a woman. Go ahead, pick a square. I'll take center square. Brady. That's me. Great spray, Brady. Hey, Lenae, you ever have the glorious moment in life where you get to turn to a stranger and hose their eyes off with some sort of rape spray? No. Ah. Don't you wish you could get that opportunity? No. Thwarting rape is my favorite thing in the world to do. Now that's what rape spray does. What do you mean you're questioning the other side? Warning's the fun part. Sure, Brady. Yeah, I might spray you in a second. I think I'll use my favorite gel streams. You can get those on sale right now at Amazon. Yeah, it's like. It's almost fun. It's like a party for children. It's got a twist lock, a fast flip top, and a twist top. You can get all sorts of kinds. Highly recommend you walk around with some of that linnae. All right. Got a question for you, Renee. Are you a good looking woman? Yeah. Well, then you're gonna. Yeah. Uggos do their own kind of deterrent. Pretty ladies need a bucket of rape spray. Brady's rape spray used to be known as Brady's sauce. Super spicy. All right, go ahead. Ask question for you here. Cuddling can actually speed up the healing process of wounds. True or false? Cuddling can heal wounds faster. True or false? Sure can. Bring it in, Brady. A nice hug. A little too aggressive. Little too aggressive. I'll say. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And no. All right, so you are saying false. Yeah. All right, Lenny, do you agree or disagree with. False. I disagree. Correct. X gets the square. Cuddling heals wounds. So if I cut myself and just start hugging Corey, I'll get back better. Faster. Yep. It's only if I cuddle you. Don't even think about it. Come on, come on. All right, circle gets the square. On to Brian here. Make your selection. Oh, wait. X. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Let's do the secret square, bottom left. All right, Brady, secret square. Go ahead, youngster. Give a guess. John Glenn. Glenn is correct. Congratulations. Fun audience, that one. I get it off. Back to linnae here. Make your choice. I'll go to Trip Reed. All righty. Yeah, that's me, Trip Reed with my brand new motivational poster program throughout the building. That was you? Yes. Hitler art. That should get a fire under their bellies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you started to see that at your, you would think I should probably work a little harder. How long do you give it to see if it's working? Well, not long. It's a final solution, though. If it doesn't work. We're all done here. All right. Question for you, sir. Sir, you cannot die from pooping too hard. True or false. You cannot die from pooping too hard. True or false. Probably got an expert. Well, I would. I see Brady's still alive live. And I know there's some. Here's a recording of it. That guy didn't die. No one does. Now, are you saying the poop is hard or my straining? I'm assuming the straining, yeah. I mean the things I've done to butts, and they still live. What? Yeah, I'll say you can't die from pooping too hard. So you're saying true. Well, I'll say you can, but no one can done it yet. Oh, we got goals. Elvis died from trying to poop too hard. But he didn't actually poop. All right, so you were saying. No, no, the poop didn't kill him. The attempt did. The poison. That's right. Yeah. No, it says trying to put pooping too hard means you're actually pooping. Okay, I'll say that. You can't die from that. Okay, so you are saying true now, Brian. To agree or disagree, that's fine. Is it her question? Oh, the question is, can you? Oh, sorry, Lyn. My bad. True or false? You cannot die from pooping too hard. Trip says I'm going to dis. Yeah, I'm going to disagree. That is correct. X gets the square. Wow. I still don't too much thought into this. Oh, boy. Worries everyone. You know why everyone poops? I read that book. Yeah, you don't want to find out you're pooping too hard and drop dead for real. Bad to Brian. This time, make your choice. Oh, yay. Dale Hitler for the block. Sam Ziggler for some block. Okay, are you all in your seats at least? What? What you talking about? You're marching over here earlier. No, no, we got to our chance earlier. We are just fine now. There's no reason for you to be any more inquisitive in the building then you already are, Corey. So a few too many questions coming from you. I don't like the inquisitive types, especially the ones that look you away. Here's my new program. If you don't make the sales budgets, you get Das Boot. Imagine who in the room wrote that. All right, I don't. Stop it. Booty. That is dust. Booty is what? That is what we're shooting for. All right. Did you. Did you see my Hitler pictures in that building? I was concerned. I assumed I didn't see it. Right. Ted Lasso. No, it's Hitler. And he says believe because you must believe in order to sell. 93.3 KDKV in real small print. It says or else. Right. Sell or else. Final Solution. That's what this is. We get the final price tags We've got the final solution. Now get out there and sell. Now, I do have one more question for you. Okay, go ahead. All right. Lonely people tend to take shorter showers than those in relationships. True or false? Lonely people take. Why are you asking me about showers? I just. You know, I was wondering if it might be. I'm the last person you should be asking about the length of a shower. I thought you were pretty good at them. I am. I am. Now. I'm committed to the idea of sales now. Oh, you changed it up. But they all must be clean. Have we cleaned the sales department? Are you all shot? Good. I would say that lonely people probably spent more time in the shower masturbating. That would be my guess. Here's the new manual I have written myself. Okay? It is called Mind Sales comp. Read it. Sell. Have you all gotten a copy of mine? Sales comp. Good. Then why is the numbers not rising? Sorry. You're good. I digress. Gotta keep a tight ship. I get it. A tight ship indeed. All right, so you are saying true there. Now, Brian for the block, do you agree or disagree with true? Hopefully you won't mind value answer, Brian. I'll be hanging up more Hitler posters throughout the building. I am going to agree with Hitler. Incorrect. Oh, good Lord, do we have a win? It's a win. Okay, good. Now I can get back downstairs. Oh, yes, that's right. Hitler for the win. Finally I get to hit the words I've been waiting for. It's time for me to go downstairs and motivate the sales staff for our one day sales promotion. It's a blitzkrieg of sales. Oh, no. I know this news blows your mind. That's. That's everyone. Headline hit that win. Can we play Blitzkrieg after the show? Have to. All right, make her go away. For those of you just tuning in for no reason. Reason at all, in our sales staff, there are pictures of Ted Lasso doing the Heil Hitler next to a sign that says believe. And nobody caught it. Dime store Ted Lasso. Also. Yeah, it's not even the real one. A picture of one of our salespeople dressed as Hitler Lasso and it's off putting. And no one but me caught it. I saw it yesterday. Okay, you didn't say anything. Damn it. Well, I kind of couldn't believe what I saw. I'm like, all right. No one braved up enough has said anything yet until I noticed it. And I went down the hall to go to the bathroom and Moynihan's down there. And he says, have you always been this quick? And I'm like, have you always been this slow that you see a picture of Hitler in your building and you don't say, that's Hitler. Have you seen it, Shannon? See your first thought. Hitler. Yep. I wonder if it's. I wonder if it's been removed yet. Oh, no. They're. They're. They don't listen to this. They hate us. Still have Slump Buster up. Oh, yeah. The Slump Buster. Yeah. And if you do great in the Slump Buster sale, you get a Pacific Rim job tour, and then you win a Cleveland steamer tour around lake. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Yep. And. And to protect your eyes from the sun, you get a pair of Indian goggles. They don't know anything down there. Yes. Motivation. Yeah. Shannon goes down and he makes lunch for you. It's the Dirty Sanchez. Because he's Max. I am so idea what's going on down there at all. Shannon's Dirty Sanchez. We're gonna start selling that Found Shannon show. It's the Dirty Sanchez Promotions. They sneak up from behind and make sales. Anyway, we don't know where we work anymore. It's gotten crazy. Congratulations to whomever won that. L did. Okay. I'll hook them both up. Give him some. We're done. Shall we go? Anybody doing anything? You got. I got the show. You get the rooster show this afternoon. Oh, yeah. And then you go home. Yep. That's it. You got an easy day. Yeah. All right. Thriller's good. We're chilling. Nobody else? You're not going. Oh, just so you know, too, I actually do have next week off to be on vacation. You're here Friday, though. No, I'll be gone. No, you're not. You're coming in. No, I'll be out of. Cory. Won't be here on Friday. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Believe. Also, I won't be into Happy birthday, by the way. Oh, thank you. I won't be here Friday either. Yep, that's right. I forgot about that. So we're both leaving. Where are you going? Flagstaff. You can be back on Friday. It's not that much. I'm gonna be walking. Man, I need, like, a month. Oh, it's gonna take. You're walking to Flagstaff. No, no, no. I'm not going up there hiking or anything. No need more than a month. I was just gonna say. What are you doing? Just enjoying this, like, better temperatures. Enjoying the food, the people just standing in it. Co culinary flex test. Yeah, they got some good beers. Yeah. Okay. He just wants to Cool off and watch other people hike. Yeah, that's where it works. All right, we're done. Bring your bear spray. Yeah. Shannon's next. Of course. Now he means it. He'll hook you up. It's 10. 10. Shannon's next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic weekend. Happy birthday, Toledo. It's Toledo's birthday on Sunday. Yes. There you go. We got you. I do tickets if you want to head out tomorrow. I'll be in Los Angeles. Oh, bummer. Going to Chavez Ravine for the first time. Fun park. It's an ugly old park, but you'll love it. You've always said that, but I looked at it and it. It's gross. Got to be an experience. It's gross, but it's great. The park itself or just the area around it? No, the area around. It's. It's echo. Well, it's. Yeah, it's in the Chavez. Where the Hollywood bowl is kind of. No, other side of the other side. Totally different spot. Chavez is in a. Calm down. You shouldn't go if you haven't looked into it. But you'll see there's a police academy right next to it. I feel protected. And you do want to leave early because you're going to be stuck in that parking lot for months. Brad, have you gone? No. Oh, yeah. It's a good park, though. It's fun. Would you go? It's in. It's not in. A terrible note. Yeah, it's not in a great spot, but it's not in a terrible. You're fine. We're all tacos over there. Oh, the tacos are. Yeah, King tacos are everywhere. We're done. Shannon's next. Have a great weekend. We'll see you on Monday. Solo. Arizona. It's out of control now.