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Bob Newhart had the record for an album that is at number one that was replaced by the very same artist's number two album. So he had Button down man and Return of Button down man as number one and number two. Then number two took over number one and had that and then they switched again. So then number one became number one again. So he did that. The only other act to do what Bob Newhart did with the number one album in the country, Guns n Roses, which is phenomenal when they did and that was a double release because they had use your illusions. One and two went first and second flip flop spots and then flip flop back. So it's his birthday. And then on the list also 80s and 90s supermodel Stephanie Seymour, which I talk about time travel a lot. And I don't believe it can ever happen. Because I think if it ever did, it would be available at all times. It's just kind of a. That might be a quantum thing. Once it's invented, it always existed. So then we. It would be like the. In philosophy, they tell you we've never seen anything perfect. We don't know what anything perfect actually is. Nothing exists that's perfect. Why do we have a concept of perfection and that leads to the creator conversation? We must have some sort of innate concept of that. Same with time travel. If you travel through time at any point in time, it becomes a reality to all times. So then it wouldn't just exist in the day it got invented to where he goes. It would then exist at all times. You can go anywhere. So it eventually would start showing up all over. If I had a time machine, which I don't believe in, I always say maybe I'd go back and slap baby Hitler around a little bit. I don't know. There's a few things I'd do, but one that I. For a personal use that I always think about and I. The parade of ass that walked through my house when I was a kid because of my sister was unbelievable. I've told the story several times of that girl Lisa, who sold my dad a vacuum that was $1200 in 1990. Think of that. 34 years ago he spent $1200 because an 18 year old girl sold vacuums door to door. And she was so hot he parted with 1200 bucks. Now keep in mind, I was once almost beaten to death for buying a $300 diamondback bike. He didn't understand that the money he gave me was going to a down payment on a Diamondback that he was gonna end up having to pay off. Cause I made a deal and signed papers and then there was a percentage on what was left. I put it on layaway. $300 going to his son was like the most ridiculous birthday present of all time. $1,200 to the account of Lisa the vacuum salesman. So my mom could have a. No problem, an Electrolux. Cause if you'd seen her, you would also know this might be the hottest girl you've ever seen in your life. Prior to that, lived in Poway, California for about five years after this. This is my time machine moment. Five years after this event happened in my home on El Segundo. Court. My sister had friends over and a couple of them were older and a couple of them were younger. Two, three years. They were just kind of a hot girl friend network, big haired hot girl friend network in the early 80s. And I think my sister was probably about. I don't know, she had to be like 13 or 14. And a couple of her friends were 15 and 16 driving. And a couple of them were 13 and younger, but they were hot girls. And in my house there was a discussion on this big trip going to Disneyland. And I remember thinking, another parade of hot girls that aren't gonna be interested in this. So I'd walk over the hard man. It's good to find. It didn't. The joke didn't work anymore. It never worked anymore. So I walked up to. That's when he threw the T shirt away to the ladies. And one of the girls at the table said, you. And rubbed her hands through my then thick, sultry blonde California hair. You're gonna be so cute. Ah. No, she was wrong. But she liked me and I was just young. You'll grow into that nose one day. Someday, the rest of you. She was so wrong. Someday. It's gonna take years, but someday your body will catch up with whatever's going on there. Now go get me some Froot Loops too. Can't stand. The girl rubbing her hand through my hair was Stephanie Seymour. Oh, I know, man. She had a friend named Erica that also used to tickle me and kiss me on the cheek. I had to act like I was gonna throw up. My dad's like, let her kiss you, you little. Jesus Christ. Gross. Quit it. I'm punching her. Erica was as hot as Stephanie Seymour. She may turn out to be Erica Christensen or whatever that one model's name was. I don't know another one. But Stephanie Seymour was in our kitchen and El Segundo Court planning a trip to Disneyland with my friend and her hot girlfriend or my sister and her hot girl friends and took me aside. I remember what I had on. Brown corduroy op shorts, socks that were blue and yellow pulled up to my knees, and a shirt. The color might be like a Dr. Pepper can. It was maroon. It was. I remember that I had it on because I went and stared in the bathroom and. And any logo on it or anything on the shirt. The shirt was a Zog Sex wax. Yes. It had like a sunset kind of thing going on. Probably a wolf howling at the sun. It didn't make any sense. Oh, look, he's special. He's retarded. But I remember the outfit. It had like a. I dressed like a full on. It was airbrushed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Might have been a Mexican at the beach made it for me. But I remember going to the bathroom and looking in there going, I'm never not wearing this. Evidently, this is the cutest I can be. I am adorable. That was a go to outfit for a while. So if I heard that the hot girl parade was coming over again, and I had a thing for Stephanie Seymour, not knowing that's Stephanie Seymour. She wasn't yet. She went to Twin Peaks Junior High. Poway High school, right there in my hood, coming to the house, playing. Now, I don't think she liked my sister because as we've all come to learn from me, that bitch is hard to like. But eventually they had a falling out. Like most girls, she rubbed her hands through my hair and said, you're gonna be so cute. And I just melted. Then her friend Erica, equally as hot. Tickles, Tickles. The cute little blonde boy starts kissing his giant ass nose. Which I was a killer. Fast forward. About three months later, Stephanie's not on the trip to Disneyland. Nobody knows why I didn't get to go on this. It was a hot girl trip. I don't think my sister went either. And because she had to go to Paris for something. So she took that poem you wrote her about November rain. Yes. Yeah. Yep. I wrote a few of them for her. I had a guitar solo all planned out. If I had a time machine, I'd go back there and I'd stick my tongue in her mouth, knowing what I know now, I would get after that. Yeah, that's. That's big time. That's big time supermodeling. But I'm an. Yeah, we didn't know that. Axl Rose's wife was. And it was just maybe once or twice she came to the house again. My sister being. I'm pretty sure all of those girls were, like, just using our house as a meeting point. And they're like, we got to get rid of this one. They might have been there for me. She liked me. And I remember not knowing that that was Stephanie Seymour and then hearing little stories later, as you know. Oh, you remember that was Stephanie that came out like, that was who that hot girl was. Stephanie Seymour. Yep. So happy birthday, Stephanie. And you. You rubbed all my hair off. By the way, some toxic in those supermodel hands that make her go bald. But Holmberg's morning sickness. Man, she was hot. So I found out that Stephanie Seymour was that Stephanie Seymour when she married Axl Rose. Cause that's what my sister said. Do you remember her? No. That was the girl in the kitchen. She used to come by the house in San Diego. She was a friend of mine. I'm like, wait a sec. And I still remember. And the other time that I thought she was coming over, I immediately went and put that outfit back on. The wolf howling at the sun. You didn't burn that? I mean, Jesus Christ. No, that's. You get a compliment. That's it in that you're wearing that shirt. And that was the dumb me. It's like if I wear the exact same thing she didn't like. You don't think she's going to think I'm filthy and only have one shirt? Yeah, of course. Blue and yellow tube socks up to the knees. Which was a go to for me. The brown corduroys and this maroonish Dr. Pepper can colored. I would have been in my anchor and crab shirt. Yeah, that probably would have pulled some ass. She would have been for sure thinking I was. If you were my friend there. And this is my friend Brady. Oh. They travel in packs. What are you talking about? She's hot. Yeah, she is. You're so strong. Yeah. He picked up a Volkswagen. I do also remember the guy that lived next door to us on El Segundo Court. Had a collection of Datsun 240 z's. Sweet. And then the 260s and 280s came out. And he got. The 280s was the last thing I saw. I think it was brand new when they came out. When he got but the two 240s and 260, like six of them. And he was outside washing his car, 1981 style with his shirt off and a pair of jean shorts and the hair feathered bag. Oh yeah. The hot girl brigade. His name was Jeff. The hot girl brigade went out and saw Jeff washing that 280Z and they're like, oh, he's got me. And I'm pretty sure Stephanie scored it for that. I'm watching my Diamondback bike over here. No, I didn't have the Diamondback then I had a Sears and Roebuck banana handle. Nice. Like 470. Not nice. The ridicule of all children of the area. That's when I learned what Redline and Diamondbacks were. Sean Orr and Tony Richards had Diamondbacks and Redlines. And I'd come strolling up on my Sears and Roebuck. And you want to know what else was cool about my dad since we're after it and the time machine to change everything. He's like, I'm crying. I'm like, I got the gayest bike in this. In the neighborhood. Yeah. Well, seems fitting. No, I need to change it up. Like, they have snake belly tires on their bikes. I've got this Sears and Roebuck, you know, electric blue banana seat with the ape hanger handlebars and tassels and a bell. And I was the worst basket up front too. Might as well. Real cool dirt bikes. And so my dad thinking, yeah, the boy does need to cool it up a little bit. Goes out and puts two light blue snake belly tires on this awful Sears bike. And I go rolling up to the boy's house like I've made changes and they made fun of me. It was endless. Because now it was gay and stupid. Oh, I got the car beat out of me. So. Time machine. Happy birthday, Stephanie Seymour. I hate it when it's your birthday. Cause I get reminded of that and little things start to kind of come back up. I remember we had that wallpaper in that bathroom. That was like old 1920s red sort of. It had a cushy. The velvety. Yeah. And it was like a 1920s girl. It's like being a Durant. Yes. Very, very similar bathroom. And I remember standing in that bathroom looking in the mirror in that shirt. And it wasn't a wolf, Helen at the sun. It was just a big sunset. Like a multi color surf shirt. Yeah. Kind of a. I was going, because you're going to the open San Diego thing. Yeah, I was. It was very popular. It was very Spicoli is. And man, oh, man, just staring in that mirror going, this is it. This is the best day. This is the best day a boy can have. It's the hottest girl I've ever seen. And she's like six years older than me. You got this figured out, son. You got the look. And I probably sang a song. You got the look. You are the man. And then. And then I turned into this. Not far out, Erie. She's four years. Just four years? Yeah. Oh, was she only four years? So she's my sister's age. Exactly. Did you pull a Brad from Fast Times and just sit there in the bathroom? Does anybody effing knock anymore? I wasn't beaten off yet, but I was getting close. Man. Oh, man, that should have started you, Stephanie Seymour. Man, I'm sure I had a hairless direction, looked down at that thing and went, wow, look who came to play that. I didn't know what to do. With her. Go away. Yep. So if I had a time machine, I'd go back to that. Hitler would be fine. I'd never get rid of Pol Pot. I would take no responsibility for the earth and making it better. I'd go back and I would. I'd take a chance on Stephanie Seymour, at least grab a boob. Which she didn't have, by the way. She was so tall, lanky, longer. I blew it. Not like I had a. Could you imagine, though, how different life might have been if I'd have stuck around there and like, made a move? I had no game. I had no 8 year old game. But she was only like 13. If I was only 8. And then on our way to Paris months later. Yeah, she had to go to Paris. Whoever she was dating, if I remember. Oh, yeah, some 30 year old dude. It was some Jeff from next door with his 280Z. But she came back and went to high school. I remember she had dance stuff. That's what I do remember about her. She was. She had. I don't know if it was ballet or something. She had like recitals and people paid attention. Like the news knew about her before we left. The news knew this girl, like, for some reason, like she was a local, something. She was doing like JCPenney ads when she was 8. God, she was hot. Anyway, sorry, I didn't. Did I just. Was that all on the air? I thought we were just chatting. Sorry about that. Oh, I was gonna do a Sebastian Maniscalco. We'll just give tickets away to the eighth caller while I sit here. I'm gonna go toss one now. The only hair she can go through is the hair I didn't have then. Because where I was bald when she touched my hair, I now have hair. And where I had hair, I have none. You know whose fingers she could run through on the hair? Doug Hopkins. Oh, yeah, I don't think that's accurate. She might have touched the back and cursed involved there. God damn it. I gotta do. I gotta go see Katrina. I gotta go talk to her about something. So close. God, I felt I was on top. Why do I want a time machine? Yeah, can you give me some EDMR stuff? Like I need to do the vibrating paddles and go back in time here for a top of the world Brett. That's where I was and I didn't even know it. And then years later, I recognized. Was told during the video. That was the girl in the kitchen. She used to think you were really cute. Pull my butthole out and throw I gotta go take a nap. I gotta lay down for a bit. And then eight years later, I dig through my old clothes and put that really tight shirt back on and some OP shorts and pull some socks up to my knees and throw one down in honor of Stephanie. Anyway, he was in my kitchen. You should wear that for your birthday this Friday. Find that outfit? Yes. Op shorts, the socks. Well, what if I still look really hot? Well, let's see. Well, let's find out. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna order up some op shorts. Yeah. They make those in 34? Sure they do. All right, I'll look. Yeah. Find me a pair of 34 op shorts, some blue and yellow tube sock. I had a pair. By the way, I also had a pair of red Skips tennis shoes. I don't know. You remember Skips? They were the worst. I think they were Tom McCann's. Like they were bad Zips or Skips. Skips was zips. The older version of the. I mean, the Skips were the older version of what? Like, Zips were like kids shoes. Skips were kid shoes. Yeah, they were cheap. Dad, kid shoes. Dad bought nice Adidas for himself. 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Simply Business makes getting small business insurance fast and easy. Check insurance off your list@simplybusiness.com. hey, you're listening to the Best of Holmberg's Morning Sickness. I, Frank Calendo, by the way. Great folks, John man, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Back to the Best of Homburg's Morning Sickness. The best of. Did I say that? I don't know. I didn't pay attention. And then another thing I saw on the news yesterday and Brady, you might have this one in the Brady Report coming up, and I'm going to wreck it. A girl went to. This is final. It's post prom season, so this is probably happening a lot. Outer course. You had our course once. You've had outer course a million times. I don't know that I ever had outer course. Anybody wanted to do that with me. That's where you just rub it up against the thing. Dry humping, kind of. But there's pants off. Pants off. Dry humping. If you were dry humping with pants off, that is a new power. Strong that I don't have. I don't know. Did you do that? I've done it with pants off. Not me. Yeah. Done it with pants on. God damn it, man. That's how. How you find a way. Was it just cuz you finished so fast? That wasn't the intention. It was like, oh, are we done? Well, not yet. My special purpose. I need a nap and a sammy. In that order. You guys went pants down and still did it without. Yeah. Oh, how. That's impossible. That's religious conviction. You also walk on water. I was gonna say, Jesus would have dinged that bra. There's no. I can't. I can't hold back. I gotta. That's impressive. Not doing it. Yeah. But you got her pants down and you still rubbed up on it for a while, and that was okay in the eyes of the Lord. That's okay for me. Like, right? I'm okay. Cause in my brain I'd have been like, look, I've taken it this far. I've already screwed this up. I'm going in. Christ. I'm going in. Don't do it. Look, her pants are off. Outer course is what Brady did. Impressive. And a girl went to the doctor and sat down. She'd been feeling kind of cruddy. And the doctors gave her blood tests and stuff, said, you know what? Simple. You're pregnant. And starts giving her like, paperwork on prenatal care. And she goes, I'm a virgin. My boyfriend and I are like, I don't know how old I was 15 or something like that. I'm a virgin. This is crazy. Well, you're pregnant. Dude's pre stuff was so strong. What found its way in there? You know about outer course. They always warned you about that. That's real. She told the doc, I'm a virgin. So Is my boyfriend one of the young. And neither of us are ready for sex. Personally, I don't even want to do it. Did she get tested? For what? Was she really the test? Yeah. Was it intact is what you're. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, she said a couple days ago. I'm buying this. I was feeling really sick. Well, I think maybe she's a sound sleeper in the possibility. You're what? Pregnant from water? Bro, we're religious. She said, though, that very few women can get pregnant from outer course, but it's possible due to her vaginal anatomy. I don't know what that means, but it means. It's. It's that thing on the Death Star, the 2 meter. They didn't have to travel too far to land this one. Dude, he had the, you know, Michael Phelps of sperms. Yeah. They were on the diving board and they got all the way to the end of the pool. That's what happened to my fraternity brother, S.D. douglas. Outer course injury. Yeah. Huh? You get injured. That's easy to get injured on that, but just to have the. Elizabeth, huh? Elizabeth was her name. Oh, God, you're gonna make me sick with this story. This has nothing to do with outer course. Well, their outer course, it got heated, you know, they weren't naked or anything, but started to dry hump. And he bent it, didn't bend it. She basically took one of the nads and put it up. Why are you talking about this? This is. Nothing went up in that pocket. Come on. Dislocated nut. I don't know why he's telling us this. Because he had to go to the hospital with 100 degree temperature. This is disgusting. Stop it. Nothing to do with a man's bulging, getting kicked in the nuts and having outer courts or two different things making everybody sick. Just a warning, a PSA to all you guys out there. If you're gonna do it, do it. Yeah, if you're gonna do it, jab it in there. And to the ladies out there, doctors can tell, zip it. But evidently that thing they told you in eighth grade is real. Outer course. It's a big deal. I don't know if I'm buying it still. That's a virgin birth. Maybe that's what Joseph Mary are up to. Or the second Coming. The beast is in there. The reincarnation. Oh, that could be. That'd be awesome. But maybe New Joseph, Old Joseph. Just let me just tap it up against there. Stop. No, no, we won't do it all the way. I'M not. It's not gonna be penetrative. Penetrative pen. I'm not gonna go in. I'm gonna tap you with it. But you know there's a thing I can still get pregnant that way. Man, it smells. This pre Jesus hygiene is brutal. You know what? I'm gonna put it away. I don't. Damage is done. So now you're now changed the Bible. Joseph and Maryland. I'm just gonna lean it on there. Stop. You're ridiculous. You're dangerous. I'm gonna put it up against you. Stop it. We're not married. I'm leaning it on you. Add that one to health class and then talk a little bit about outer course. And then Harrison Butler can go to school. And then when the Joseph leaned his mighty wang against Mary's thing but didn't penetrate, they had outer course and Jesus was born. It's a more believable story. That would be great if the Bible said that they dry humped once and she somehow got knocked up. Still intact though. What is this Hebrew word? You're bad, Joseph. Stop it. Let me just lean it up against it. Stop it. Some terrible's gonna have. God's watching. I don't care. I'm gonna lean it on there. Let me lean it. Stop. Does feel good. I don't feel right. I don't think you're pregnant from the lean. Are you? The other broads I've been banging aren't pregnant. What? Ha. Great. I got the Virgin Mary. Awesome. Gotta hand it to Joseph. Better man than Toledo's dad stuck around. He got that news from a virgin and he stayed. I'm pregnant. Uh. Bull. I'm pregnant. Uh huh. I need you to stay. Mm. And then he realized, I'll stay three more months with this. I'm leaving. And then the baby came and they got all sorts of presents. I'm not going anywhere. It's like being married to Oprah. He was the original Stedman. He was. Joseph was the original Steadman. He had to have it in. His friends were like, what are you sticking around for, dude? She's averted. She's pregnant, you dumbass. Come on, guys. Bro, Good God. I leaned it up against it. She's pregnant. God did. But this. Oh man. This is the worst lie I've ever. I've never heard a dude buy more crap in my life. I'm staying. And then, you know, I'll Steve Nash it. If it comes out looking like Jesus, I'll know and then I'll leave. But then the Present showed up and he's like, oh, I could live in the guest house. This is good. Yeah, you got gold. Yeah. Now I like the Bible story. I've come up with better outer course. That's what. That's what happened over there. A lot more interesting what's going on in Congress. That's for damn sure. So weird. And all the emails of people like, I'm on the left because the right. I know. I don't want to hear from your emails about why you've sided with one or the other. I get it. I get why you're leaning one way or the other. But can you really be proud of it? That's the question. Even people who like aoc. I think the only people that like her are her. Her group, where she's from. Like, what part of Washington Heights? Yeah, I think that's it. The bar that she works at. She's in Washington Heights in New York. And I think they're all her. I think it's a whole city of her. I've watched the movie Washington Heights. There's a section of people in that movie that are all aoc. Don't go over to your house. You play on my house. Rosie Perez is a congresswoman. And Marjorie Taylor Greene does have a man's body. I mean, they're not wrong. But think, Brady, in your next life, you're actually going to penetrate the girl. That is. I've never heard of that kind of power. Had a scare too, from outer court because of that. That was a thing like, oh, it could find its way. She wasn't laid or anything. You were soaking it. No, no soaking. It was outer coast with. Okay, I'm saying at the end, clothes on shorts. But you would be like coating it like you Earl Shiver. Someone get on her clothing or her underwear. Wait a minute. Where's the underwear? You said your pants were off. Everything's off. No. Well, at times, but sometimes not. Well, I'm talking about the times that it was all. I'm saying they were on this time, you know, shorts this time. I'm talking about. How many times were they off? Thousands. No, no. How many times was it off like that? You went, no pants, and she went, no pants. You guys are naked. You had a couple of those. So that's the strength we're talking about. If you kept your underwear on, that's nothing. Yeah, but if you went full and then. So at the end, you know, you. Krispy Kreamed it. You gave her. You coated it, more or less. No kidding. That's why you had the scare. Scare was with clothes on, dude. Good Lord, man. Thank you, Joseph Bogan. And you've been Josephed late. And it was. It was one week. Like it was a miracle birth. She's like. I think maybe. Oh, she was just a little bit scared. Yeah. Some got up there. Well. And you felt a little bit manly there. Did you leave her house like you do work late? It's how he always walks away. It's. It's his thing. Wow. That's a powerful thing. I just left a. You know, it was like a tip. I threw a couple of Kleenex out her. See you later. Just the tip. What's this unmarked bottle? That's my sauce. You'll see someday. Now you got two batches in my sauce. Congrats. Wow. And then you got that call. I think I might be pregnant. Yeah. Lee, you're to be a wreck. That had to kill you. Thought, oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. Five days. Oh, my gosh. Five days in hell. I don't think she'd know in five days. I don't think that's a possibility. No, she was. That's late. She was late. Oh, I see. Okay. I was gonna say five days later. You can't know you're pregnant. That's impossible. Holmberg's morning sickness. Can we start giving Pop Pop the same drugs they're pumping Sleepy Joe with? Because this is going off the ra. Give Brady some Sleepy Joe. Steroids. Once I was dry humping abroad and I squirted. She got pregnant. There's some pregnant lady. I don't know what's going on. Breaking news. Scotty Scheffler is gonna make it all right. That's all you care about. Anyway, back to what Brady was talking about. Squirt. Dry humping. So I had Hunter. I was on the couch cushions, and Jill sat on. Got in there. Powerful, powerful. Biden. Puerto Rican. Came AOC Yeah, I want to watch more of that. If C Span had more of those fights, I'd watch and dry hump. I am fascinated by that. I didn't have that. If a girl wanted to get to that point where her pants came off, I was not strong enough to. That's a rough one. Pretty sure that's probably true in your case, too. I never went to clothes. No girl's pants. It's going. Going somewhere. And I can say that without any knowledge of whether or not that's actually true, because it never happened. Nobody wanted to do most of the time. Ever. Her pants were off. I was Nowhere near the. I was like in a five mile radius. I had like vaginal restraining orders I didn't even know about. I love you so much right now. Se. Where's John Holmberg? Is he within five miles? I don't know. His nose is close. Well, it's always close. If he's within five miles. I'll take my pants off. Otherwise I don't even want to risk it. Yeah, I was. I was. I was walking. Chastity belt girls were locking it up. Meanwhile Brady's down there doing naked rub down. Man, I'm impressed. I'm impressed. And then how did she find out? She just started. She just had her. Her cycle showed up. Yeah. How long were you. Did you tell your parents? No. How long were you gonna wait for that? If it did happen, how many days went by if you just in pure panic said, guess what, I'm pregnant. You lost your mind when she said that. Oh, she didn't say that. When you'd say. Yeah, she said, I'm not saying I'm pregnant. Oh. What? Well, no, but just because you're late doesn't mean you're necessarily. Well, why would she even call you and say, think some got in there? Yeah, because I'm late, so. Right. That's pregnancy. Okay, I'm going. Whatever story I'd have been like, what? What? But that's what I was. That doesn't mean. I know you know, you're freaking out being late. You can talk him out of it. But I'm saying that she was calling you to say she's late, not just because she want to let you know her mental like Danny from Caddyshack. Well, then we're gonna do the right thing. Did you tell you're gonna get married and get married? Did you say that? No. Oh, God. How old were you? Like 17, 30, 16. Okay. Would you have married her? Oh, my God. Oh, my sweet Christ. Really? 16 year old Brady? I don't think so. As much as like, you know, you think your folks were to put the heat on? No. What about her parents? No, they would have been, you know, it would have been fine on either side. You think you'd have taken care of it, you know? No. Spright in a graham cracker? I don't think so. No. Yeah. What if she wanted to? That's up to her. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Good. Move strong. That's a strong stance. I try to talk. That's the safe answer. Please don't. No, keep it. I'll take Care of it myself. Don't do this, Brady. I just don't want to carry it. Oh God. You're breaking my heart. This is. This is awful. Please don't. Like Willy Wonka. No, don't. It's your choice. Please don't. I implore you. I'm gonna do it, Freddy. Despite your incredibly weak demands. Please, please, please leave that baby inside. Mom and Dad. I told her I wanted her to keep it. She's not. Could you imagine how different your life would be? A little different. You'd have gotten married. I know you. You'd have gotten married at 16. Yeah, you would. Or you would have. You'd have probably gotten married at 18. You'd have finished school and stayed together. And the baby and the girl would have moved into your parents house. That would have happened. Or. Or. No, you're. You. You wouldn't move out. They're coming in. You had all those strangers in your house all the time. This works out perfect. And some teen pregnant girl comes in that their son defiled. She'd have lived at your house. Her dad would have bought us a house. Was he loaded? Yeah. Oh, that's nice. So you two could start squir in the team dream all over your own pad as juniors in high school. He is a little slut. Yeah. Did you ever have a scare? I think everybody has. Yeah. Yeah. Thing is so ridiculous. It was. You had clothes on. But mine wasn't with clothes on. Mine wasn't either. Mine was real. Yeah. And I. Before she was done saying I'm late, I had fashioned a noose. All right, well, I. You do whatever you want. Your choice. I'm going to make a choice on what I'm going to do with my body too. And it's going to dangle from something. I'm not doing that. Oh, I can't imagine telling Dan Holmberg your gay son just got a girl pregnant. What? He might have been proven happy and then miserable. Hey, wait a minute. What? I'm proud of you. I'm glad you poked a girl. But God damn it, why didn't you do it your preferred way? In the butt? I don't. Dad, I'm not. I know about you. You. You can't get him pregnant back there. And that's what I thought you liked. You must be a bottom worse. Could have called me Corey Taylor cuz I had a slip knot ready for my neck, man. I'm actually telling my dad I got a girl pregnant and he's. It devolves in him. You're A bottom. All right, you. He's still worried more about me being gay anyway. Strange doings there, Brady. That's a good reaction. Would have been what? Oh, he would have lost feeding you stupid mother. Yeah. Oh, it would have been similar at my house. I probably wouldn't have told my dad. I'd have gone to my mom. Oh, man. You know, I probably would have just kept it quiet, tried to handle it myself. Let's just say me and that girl would have been a lot of second stories. Staircase. You go stand by the edge of that. Oops. Are you pushing me down the stairs again? Your balance is remarkable. Yeah, I would have probably tried to talk her into it and then just paid. Hence I'd have sold stuff. No one would have known. My mo. Money pawn. Pawning off that V8 VHS. And one of the worst things that could have happened is she wanted to like keep it. And I had to tell people. Oh, oh, I'm too old to have these feelings right now. I'm having teen pregnancy feelings. It's horrifying. How many do you think you had adopts him when you were going there? Me? How many teen pregnancies? Well, they used to move, right? Most of the time. So girls would disappear. And then we got some that showed up from Gilbert High School. Like a girl showed up from Gilbert High. Cute as can be too. And she shows up and. Wait a minute. Why you didn't move? No, I'm in the Gilbert school district. Everybody loved her. That was before we knew she put out. But she got knocked up at Gilbert and came over to our school. And that happened to the one that, you know, basically came over but lived with us. Yeah. Went to another school. And two weeks into going to high school, she told a guy there that he's the father. They started dating. He was already three months pregnant. Oh, geez, this is awful. One of the high schools in Mesa has a daycare. What? I think one of them and that. And no, I'm not for sure it's Westwood, but it might. But it might be. I think one of them has a. It's Westwood. In fact, it's probably not Westwood. They don't need it because sometimes the mom and daughter are on the same cheer team right now. How it's going? It might be Skyline. Is that right? Yeah, way out. Way out east. Where all the years. Yeah, that makes more sense. The. The Westwood. By the time they get to Westwood, their kids are like seven or eight. So they don't need a daycare. Westwood, they're in first Grade, right. Yeah. They're in first. They're already in school. They're on the same schedule as Mom. Yeah. Westwood babies are. They go. They're. You know, they can play in the same football team. They can do the Braun Brawny thing in Westwood. My dream is. What's that? The Westwood baby reunion. Oh, my God. It's insane. My dream is to play soccer with my son in high school. He will be a sophomore when I am a senior. You had him when I was 2. I know. I waited. I was a late bloomer. I got. You know, I didn't have many women when I was one. Yeah, Dobson was just a bunch of hypocritical St. Tim's people that would. I mean. In fact, their youth pastor knocked up one of our girls at school and they both moved. Touchdown, Timmy. Yeah, they've done a few of those. I don't remember his name. Oh, I do actually remember his name was Phil, and he was screaming and yelling about the power of Jesus to all of us. And meanwhile, they're figuring out a plan to get his girlfriend to another school because he put a baby in it. Use Father Dale's right hand. That whole place was so corrupt and disgusting. Let's get a wake up song. What do you got over there, Burt? Man, my stomach's fun with that. Whole memories of thinking how to tell my dad that. You ever have those dreams where you didn't graduate from high school or, like, something a long, long time ago, and you wake up like, oh, and all that anxiety is there. That conversation did it to me. Trying to tell Dan I got a girl pregnant. I probably wouldn't be here right now. Oh, I can see it. And murdered me. I can picture the house so perfectly, too. Like, when I put it in my head and I go back to try to imagine telling Dan. Oh, he's cleaning his guns. Can we talk for a sec? What is it, Twink? I got a girl pregnant. You're the funniest kid in the world. No, no, I did. No, no, really, you can't do that. When you say girl. That's Mark Stebbings. He can't get pregnant. It's biologically impossible. You two twinks can't do that. Mark's not gay. Enough already. Enough. You should take it on the road. You two take your shirts off like your African refugees. I've never seen two boys with their clothes off. This office you clearly get. Well, anyway, I got a girl named Kim pregnant. 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So I text her back. I said, sure, I'll pick you up at 8am A few seconds later, my phone sex partner text back, hey, you couldn't be in Austin by eight. What are you talking about? And I was baffled. I looked again. I'm like, oh. I sent her the I'll give you a ride one. And they're like, oh, the dick pic went to the co worker. The I'll pick you up at 8. Went to the sex partner. Oh, boy. So an hour goes by. I tugged. Might as well, he said, but the video I sent her was me. It was a short video of me tugging. Co worker texts back an hour later and says, so does this mean you're gonna pick me up or excited to give me a ride? It's nice. By the way, she's 30, I'm 49 and I'm wildly embarrassed. I'm picking her up at 8am Please help me with this before 8am Glenn. Get there at 7:15. Get there 7:15 and bone your coworker. Damn right. You're a divorced man who just accidentally hit the. You hit the honey pot. Oh, yeah. You send a dick pic unsolicited to someone who didn't expect anything, and you get a compliment, and you get a hey, nice. Nice dick. Anybody that says, hey, nice rod. Thanks, stranger. Then when you win. Yes. I don't know what you're debating. Forget eight. Text her and say, I'm gonna be really early. Yeah, I'm gonna watch you get ready. Just like pour it on now. Right? Like, act like this is something you've been wanting to do for a while. Don't be surprised and apologetic. It's over. Cat's out of the bag. Put the heavy heat on. You're blitzing. We're blitzing. It's a zero. We're going all zeros on this. We're going after quarterback might get away. Also, she might pull up the. I was just kidding around. That just means she blocked the blitz. She. She picked it up. But right now you're blitzing. Got nothing to lose, Glenn. You are blitzing. I don't care if I accidentally send a dick pic to Brady. Nice ride. Wanna go golfing? I'm blitzing. I'm coming in. Brad, we're heading. You're an hour early. Yeah, I'm audibling at the line. I hear 56 the mic. I'm like, send a dick pic. We're blitzing. Also, your sex partner in Austin's a waste of time. Yeah. Jerking off with something. It's all talk. Yeah, well, yeah, it's way too much. She's in Austin. You're here. You're, you know, now you got some flesh and bone there. Literally. That 300 pounder in Austin that you're talking to, well, who knows what she really is? She probably sends drawings of herself. She might be hot, but she's also doing that probably with like 30 other dudes and never gonna get you Know you're not going to Austin. Maybe. It's fun, I guess. Keep it up. But now you got something for realsies that just gave you a thumbs up emoji back to your unsolicited D pic. It is dangerous. You do work together. Blitz's risky now. Blitzes are risky now. Only if you're afraid to get turned down. Blitzes are only risky if you're afraid of the word. No. No. Doesn't bother anybody. It's like, all right, she didn't send a. What the F is that? She sent nice. So, hey, you're in and she still wants a ride, right? You send a dick picture to somebody who just said, can I have a ride to work. You send back yourself jerking off. And they're like, never mind, I'll get someone else. That's usually when you know, oh, I screwed up. You'll be in hr. She's. Yeah, she says you're still coming to get me. How did she spell that? Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming to get you, baby. Nice, by the way, is awesome. I guess we need to know how that co worker looks, though, too. Yeah, if I sent that, you know, that's true. That's a good point. If I sent that, the girl would send back a thing. Says, what did you send me a picture of? Your nose was in the way. God damn it. That's not my nose. Is there any clips? I think. Imagine how he's running through the. What is that? How's that? Nice put. Nice. Nice. Oh, it's nice, by the way. Like, nice. Yeah. Classy. Yes. You know, you're throwing a wet blanket over Brett. You're playing not to lose. We're playing to win. You got a half hour to get there, pal. Hurry up. Brett and I are trying to get to the Super Bowl. You're trying to guard the lead. You know what happens when you guard the lead? Prevent defense. Next thing you know, they're kicking a field goal to beat you. Blitz. Send in the package. Don't even disguise it. Zero blitz. All the linebackers are on the line. You got a safety, deep corners playing, man. Blitz. God, that's a great story. Good for you, Glenn. Go see Brett today at Albertson and bring her by. Yeah, as a matter of fact, might as well pick her up at 8. I'll be there at 7. I don't care where you live in the Valley, you can make it to Brett before 9. Pick her up if she looks like, you know. Remember when the Rudolph. I don't know why this came to mind. Roughed up when Rudolph fell and his eyes went like crazy. If she looks like that, Brett will be like, nice. By the way, Glenn, go over to the Albertsons baseline and Dobbs, and hopefully you'll be. You're on the east side and you can pick her up and go, hey, you gotta stop by Albertsons real quick. That's a gift. That's. That's as magical as the coyotes following me around yesterday. That's magic. I gotta stop and donate. Cause I. Yeah, I gotta. You know what? I'm a philanthropist. Yeah. And now that I've coated you with liquid, I have to drop more off for the homeless. Oh, my God, you're amazing. Let's drop off some water and get some more Jimmy hats. Blitz, blitz. You doing all right? I can't walk. It's because I blitzed. I turned you into Alex Smith blitzed. And now you can't walk for a couple years. Holmberg's morning sickness. I got a follow up from Glenn yesterday, who took that accidental dick pic and sent it to that girl and took her to wherever. Listen, it's pretty good. He says, follow up, boys. I went to pick her up, and she was quiet on the ride to work. It got weird. I didn't say anything, but when we parked, I said, hey, sorry about that whole thing last night. And she said, don't be, and we laughed. Walking around work was a little weird. And then she said, hey, can you come see something here for a second at her desk? When I went to her desk, she was showing me a paper and then tapping with a pen a sticky note. And on the sticky note it had the words take me home written right on. I didn't. I didn't do it with her. But when I drove her home, she invited me in, we had a couple drinks, ended up making out. Guys, send a wee pic to a girl at your work. It works. They like it. Glenn don't do Glenn's thing. Don't do it. Not recommended. No. That's where it all has been going wrong for years. We've been too liberal or too conservative with our dick pics. We haven't been pushing them out enough. And that's. That's evidently like a Hallmark card to some ladies. And that's where it ends up, where the one guy's like, well, why do the picture when I'm sitting next to her on the airplane? And I'll pull it out, the old whip out. I don't know that the whip out works. Gotta be careful because those Ladies are temperamental. The day they like the wiener picture, the next day they might not. You know, you're sitting there and all the vibes are right. And then a day later you don't even know what happened. You're in a courtroom. Like, wait a second, I thought she was, she was the one that was making out with me. And then I whipped it out thinking, we're going somewhere. Off we went. No, sir, don't recommend that. You won't win that battle, Glenn. You might be. I'm sure there's other guys out there who have depict early and it worked. Yeah, but man. Yeah, Barry Wood probably did it and it worked very well for him. But maybe if I had Barry woods thing, I'd be sending it to you guys all the time. I'd be like, I would appreciate that. That's not my thing. But I'm like, wow, look at homework. Right? Junk in action. That is impressive. Yeah, no, I, if I had one of those, it would be. I don't know that I. He's so relaxed in that picture. Oh, yeah. I don't even know that I'd buy pants. I certainly wouldn't be working in a non visual medium like radio. I'd be out there whipping that thing out. There was some porn star on TV the other night that was from. I think she's British or. I don't know what she was saying, kind of with them thick accents, but it was British. Plus like almost South African, but it wasn't. I don't remember her name, but they were asking her and it's like, what's your favorite party or job? Oh, I really like it when a guy comes in and he takes down his pants and he's new and I haven't performed with him yet. And it's just average. It's just a good average one. And the guy's like, oh, you don't like the bigger bloke? No, it's. I like it like seven, seven and a half inches. Like average. What, what books are you reading that are average? That are seven and a half inches? Every guy was on the edge of his seat watching this interview going, oh boy, this porn star wants to know. But she did say she's like, for a boyfriend, I want it to be about six, six and a half for a performance. Seven, seven and a half. Because it's art and it has to be visually stunning to everyone. You know, you don't fantasize about average. Like, that's true. She's got us there. But for a boyfriend, she Wanted a, you know, my cell phone test, which made me feel great. But then again, you gotta be her boyfriend, which means that her work. She's taking a seven incher and you can't do that. But yeah, so she was saying that. Oh, yeah, that's pretty good. You throw that bomb out there that it's all good. Because who wants to be limping all day just because they had sex? Like, she's. She's making sense. I love her. This chick makes a load of sex. I love her. I do, too. I don't want to be achy and hurt. I want to feel it, but barely. Oh, all right. I can provide. I can provide that. If you want to barely feel it, I'm your guy. And here's another thing. You won't feel it for long. It's not gonna take up your day. You'll get chores done and all sorts of stuff. Just give me a few seconds. I'll make your day breeze by with this wonderful thing I'm carrying off the rack. Can shag more often. Yeah, I'm basically that. That outline of the. The sick guy from the Claritin ads when they, you know, they do that thing of that guy who's just got his arms out and his head turned sideways and they show all the things going wrong with his innards. If that thing had a wiener, it would be me. I am. I am a chalk outline of a human being. This is what they look like, all of them. Just like your clothing. Off the rack. Off the rack. Everything about me is. Is like, I don't have to be fitted for anything. Like, it's weird. Except for, like, when they do suits and they don't cut the legs and they. They're doing it on purpose to make. You have to come back and tailor it. Yeah. If I go to, like, a suit place, they're like, what's your size? And we'll have to tailor that. No, you won't. Watch this. And I go, try it on. They're like, that's. That's remarkable. I'm like, I know. Everything's right up the rack for me. Do you have the Magnum stubs? Condoms are off the rack. I have no issue with that. Just put that thing on and it seems to fit. Snug. Let's do this. Not for long, though. And don't make it hurt, lady, you've. You're just. You got it. You're spewing nonsense right now. There's nothing you have to worry about. That's like saying, don't you Know, orbit the Earth once. Not gonna happen. Don't worry about it. The best of the morning sickness is on the air. Do any of you people do any actual. Actual work? The rest of homework's morning sickness. Here's a dumb guy moment. I don't know what money's made of. Like, the actual material. Yeah. But I do know this. I don't know how they do it. Like, you. Okay, So I went into the washer. I like. I'm like. At the apartment, I was washing clothes because I have clothes down at the H and H Ranch. So I washed clothes, and then I went into the dryer. And when I pulled stuff out of the dryer, I realized that the paper receipts from my trip to Vegas, because I had a few of those slips that had, like, a dollar or two, and I'm like, if I go back in a couple weeks, I'll just take these with. They probably had, like, $25 worth of those little receipt vouchers from a slot machine or whatever. So, yeah, it's like. It's money. You just cash in later. But. And then I had a couple of, like, regular receipts. And then my. The paper that I had to sign up to be a member of the Moose Lodge, which now I have my actual card, so I don't have to worry about that. That was in my pocket, and it was wrapped up with a couple of $20 bills. And so when I pulled everything out, there was paper all over inside the dryer. I'm like, damn it. I washed something in my pockets. I goofed. And so I reached in there and got it. The twenties cocooned around the paper. And when I unwrapped the twenties from the paper, the paper was dirt. Just dust. It was gone. The 20s were fine. Why don't we make all of our stuff out of that? Is it because it would, like. Because nobody throws it away, so it would never. Would never, like, go away in a landfill. But what the hell is money made of that you could do that? And it doesn't disintegrate like all other papers. And that's why no one has answered the question where they say they actually launder the money, the counterfeit. But laundering isn't necessarily washing the money. No. But part of that deal. So when they're counterfeiting, a lot of times they have. They run it through that. Well, they cycle it. That's all the movies. But they always do. In the movies, they always do it through, like, a huge room where there's, like, some chemical and it gets rid of Fingerprints and change and laundering money is basically. That has nothing to do with, like, putting it in the washer? No. All right. But I wondered. Nobody's been answering this question, Brett. People should know this. I don't know what money's actually made of. That makes it impervious to going through the wash tied up with other paper. And it doesn't get all papery. You never open up. When you find money in your pocket after the washer and dryer, it's usually, like, completely fine. And it. You can untangle it. You can. When you ever get money wet, you can unfold it. It'll dry out. The hell's it made of? What kind of magic is it? Kind of fiber. It's a paper company. You'll never find out. Nobody knows. And I know it used to be, like, hairs and stuff and, like, all sorts of weird. What the hell is this stuff made of? It's crazy. There's always a good feeling when you open the dryer and there's a couple of bucks in there. Chat GPT. It might tell you. You think what money's made of? Yeah, it's a pretty dumb, you know, everything else. I'm pretty stupid. Nice to find a hundred wrapped around the Burt's beeswax. You know, you get a couple of chapsticks, even Chapsticks kind of don't make it through the dryer. They're never the same. Somebody said money's actually made out of cotton. Is that right? That's what somebody just told me. Batman told me. Boy, I don't know if that's real or not either. Money is cotton. Like, it. Wouldn't it shrink in the dryer? Then if I washed it in hot and then. Well, maybe it's a blend. Cotton poly. And look at all of us. We're dumb as stumps. We're all on our phones, in our. In our computers, trying to figure out if cotton is. He's right. Composed of 25% linen and 75% cotton. I didn't know that at all. Why do we call it paper money? That's above my pay grade. Me too. Money's made of hemp. This guy says. I don't know if that's real. Yeah, part of it's denim. This person says money is cloth. It does have a lot of cotton in it. All right, I don't. I didn't know that. It's made by the Crane Paper Company. Okay. This Guy says it's 25 linen, 75 cotton with red and blue fibers distributed randomly through to make imitation more difficult. I knew about the fibers because when you look real close at especially older money, it's got those weird little springs in it. I had no idea. Unlike traditional paper made of wood pulp. Yeah, I had no idea. And it at 52 years old this week and I'm having all these discoveries and you know, my brain's just like, hey, you've never asked that question. What is how come it survives the washer and dryer? One of my people, Brian Santucci, says the government can't tell you what it's made of because of counterfeit. Because then you'll make it. Yeah. So nobody knows. Well, but everybody probably still know the blend itself. You know, if you wash it though, you can iron it. Yeah. Light starch though, if you're going to dry clean. I don't understand what it was, but it was really kind of neat cuz it, it like protected the other cruddy paper but didn't do a very good job of it. And that made me think, well, this isn't paper if that like all the rest of this paper got screwed up. So the government. So now we have that too. It's like made at least some denim, like jeans. They taught us that in school. Cotton parts. I guess that's a pair of 501s or one. Yeah. So I can chop up my. My green like all those Mexicans out there can make just print and cash out of their jeans. Wash them enough to look just like our money. We're going to wow mark today. Anyway. I didn't know. I think I kind of know now. But I've gotten so many answers now. I just don't know. Unwoven cloth. Most paper is made from wood pulp. Tiny sheets of material. Yeah. Okay. You guys are. Our words are just like money's made of cotton. You guys are gimps. I had no idea. Okay. Okay. Thanks, Tyler. Yeah, okay, Tyler. Guy who knows everything and when you know something that someone else doesn't know, they're automatically gimps. It's just people are dicks. That's a legitimate question. And by the way, Tyler dickhead, All the people that are answering this have different answers. Yeah, So I ain't the only one. That's why linen pants look like crumpled dollar bills. It all makes sense, right? Is that when you wear them, you feel like I might as well just have paper and it's as thin as paper. Brady and I like to wander around in linen pants when we go to the polo matches. All right. That's all I Was asking, you jerk. Everybody got to be such an a hole for the heat, man. It's the heat. You didn't know that? No, I didn't. That's called learning. I knew it. I'm smarter than you. Kim. Kim. Wow. You're showing your education by being such a wonderful human being with a simple goddamn question. And what did I care that was made of cloth? It just dawned on me the other day. And like I get. I watch this stuff all the time. It's never once come out all, you know, messed up. What a bunch of gimps. Guys are our words. I said it when I started the whole thing. Dumb guy question. You know what? Go yourself, old weirdo. I consider this a learning moment. Yeah, and you didn't know. You didn't know. And even Brady didn't consult the ceiling tiles and make something stupid up. He didn't know either. He looked at his phone. I didn't think they would even out the paper company. Yeah, I thought it'd be that secretive. But the Crane Paper Company. Crane Paper Company makes. They have the contract to do the devil. If you didn't know that, you might as well dip your head in some boiling oil, you dumb. And then you just hear get back to work, idiot. Oh yeah, My boss wants to be back on the roof. You've got plumbing to fix. It's the kid that sang the jangle. He's older now. 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Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it. Hi. Someone asked the question that they get a lot social media. How do you answer when someone says, how are you in the hallway? How are you? Mine's good. How are you? Every time people are talking about on social media, what their response is. Not too bad. Can't complain. You know, my big one is, and I catch myself. I'm cooking right along. How are you? And I don't know why I say that. Living the dream that some Dan said, no, I don't know. I'm cooking. I just want to be different than fine. You. Another day in paradise. I'm alive. That's sad. I'm breathing earth's air. Maybe for the last time. I hope. Hanging in there. Hanging in there. That's kind of a I'm getting by. Nobody ever says terrible. You want to talk about it? Which is what they're saying this day and age, we should be. I know. Present and accounted for. Annoying. That's a boss or a chief right there. Yeah. Just got boss. Yeah. One person said there. Usually they say, just crying. How you doing today? I'm just crying. Well, if you ask somebody who looks sad, are you okay? Like, you don't say, how are you doing? You're like, are you all right? Is everything okay? No. I feel bad because I don't want to, like, I don't know. I tend to want to help out, and I don't know why. If it's someone I like, I'm not doing that to a stranger. If I see somebody kind of down at their desk I'm like, oh, walk by that. I, I won't ask how you're doing, but if I like, like you'll be like, you know, all right. And then, and then you're in a pickle because they might start talking. Guy says he has a new phrase for you. Okay, try my tried and true John. I always respond with well, I'm sucking air and not so I'm winning. Wow. I don't know what that means. Nope, I'm not answering anything like that. I'm sticking a good you imagine soon as it passes you, I'm sucking in. I'm not. So I'm winning. Oh, good to see you there, Greg. Minutes after this happened yesterday, I immediately got a response text. I thought it was a weather alert, but no, it's the food alert. Food threatening alert. The Oscar Meyer mobile crashed and flipped on the 294 highway in Chicago. I would pay to see that. No injuries. I would pay to watch that. A picture of it rolling on its side. There's no video of this thing just rolling down the floor. Oh my God. And then I got a couple of people that text me, hey, oh my God. What's going to even better is there's going to be like some sort of forklift that has to put it. It's going to look like it's picking up off a grill. It did not, you know, factor in on the distribution of glizzies. And don't worry, there are six wiener mobiles that travel around the country. Let me just tell you. So we're down to five, right? That is not the main distribution vehicle for the hot dog. Some people don't know that. They think it's full of glisten. Well, you just let them, you'll get a whistle. You led them to believe it's that demonstration. It's not that. That is not the thing. That is not the A to B mechanism for the hot dog. More clearly just a fat guy Batmobile. It's the, it's the bat signal for fat people. They see it, they run to it. We have a huge court case going on right now. A man named named Martin Quintana has been trying to open a taco place in a strip mall in Fort Wayne. He ran into some red tape thanks to the contract that limits the type of restaurants allowed. It says you can only open a place that sells made to order or subway style sandwiches. So he sued claiming tacos and burritos are sandwiches. His case has been making its way through the legal system and a superior court Judge just ruled on Monday that yes, they are sandwiches. Judge Brady, what do you think of this? How do you rule? Not considering the sandwich element, but what this guy's actually fighting for in his case. Are they sandwiches? Yes, because they are. Give your opinion. Meat, cheese and vegetables wrapped in a tortilla, which is a form of bread. More or less. Okay, okay. So hot dogs are saying yes. Okay. Now you. There we go. It's a form of a sandwich. I believe that. Now. The reason I think that he's right is I go to you, Judge Guido. Our lasagna noodles. Noodles, yes. Our spaghetti noodles. Noodles, yes. They're drastically different. Still made of the same thing though. So is bread. But is there a difference between like white bread and tortillas? I don't know the ingredients. Pretty similar. Piata is a flat noodle, but. Right. Roll ingredients. But like a hot dog is bread. Like, you know it's bread. Right. And you know, lasagna's noodles. And angel hair is noodles. And you family it up. Why can't you do that to hot dogs? I never understood why it's such a big deal. That's a sandwich. Bread and meat is a sandwich. Agreed. There's a new study out of China that says that the single most important contributor to healthy aging and longevity and mental well being. Botox. Eating cheese. Okay, okay. Before you get too excited. All right, now. No, we're not. You are down on Cheez. Its will get you eternal life. Ralphie, Mayor Brady's fat guy news. Listen up. Cheese gives you forever life. It's like being green mob dog tired. Boss, you give me some cheese. Good stuff too. Like Gouda. Give me some of that Havarti. Oh my God, Brady. Havarti cheese. To live longer, you need a happy mental well being. For those reported the most robust levels of mental health and stress resilience. That's right. Seem to eat more cheese and fruit. That's right. A charcuterie without that meat. Give me some cheese. I ate a ton of cheese. And when I died, I looked young because I was 46. That's right, Brady. You know what helps you stay young forever? At least visually? Tons and tons of cheese. Because you'll never make it to 50. That is the least accurate report ever. Shut up, Oberg. Hot garbage. Let Brady finish. The new. After the success of the foot long cookies, Subway continues their footlong arsenal. They debuted their new snack called Dippers, which are basically savory roll ups. It's flatbread rolled up with meats and cheese. And then you dip it in three types of sauce. Because of. So you got your pepperoni and cheese dipper. It's a chicken and cheese. A foot of. Look at your face. There is joy flying off of you. There's happiness involved. Yeah. A foot of. But remember John, like a few minutes ago before. I've been doing this for years. Yes. Said that you went Biden. What you're doing right now is not Biden. He had a Biden moment a second ago. Watching a video with the sound down. It just looked like Brady might McConnell out on. Peripherally. This one. Yeah. This is pure. This is Trump at a rally. Your cheeks are flushed. Yeah. You're a little red. That's good stuff. One foot of dippers, Brady. How hard are you, by the way? Asia. No American fat sauce at all. Dinner branch? Nope. Shocker. Never liked them. Never like the entire continent. I'll bring my own ranch. Oh, thanks. Textures. They all miss Ralphie. Like five. Of course they do. Of course they miss. Ralphie's here at Spirit, though, because every time Brady tells you eat a pound of cheese to stay young. I'll come back. Brady can. You always backs me up. Go over there to that cheese shop you told me about. World of cheese. 7th Avenue. Yeah. Just the fountain of youth. People forget that part cheese. Fountain of youth. It's a fondue to supplement. All right. I gotta go. Cause I gotta go get some cheeses. Stay young. Up here in North Wildwood, New Jersey, we had a guy that got arrested. He was on the beach with his daughter. And a seagull was trying to snag his daughter's french fries. He was able to snag one of the seagulls and decapitate it in front of his daughter. Yeah. And other people on the beach. That's horrifying. That's great. So then he goes to the people working on it. You were just on the beach. This is. You're not just admitting something. That's not getting my. Brady learned to fly. I would never decapitate a seagull. Brady was flying around the beach. It's harder than it looks. But that's my fry. Drop the fry. He's coming for you. I think I would have no chance at a fry. Beaks off. That's mine. They know. Please, somebody draw that cartoon. What the. That just stole my French fry. Not for long. Where'd he go? He's flying away. Red Bull gives me wings. He goes up to one of the workers on the beach that are going, I need a bag holding the seagull in his other hand. This head doesn't have a body attached. And I'm up one fry. You couldn't give the seagull a french fry without killing it. Yeah, and when the cops arrived and he resisted arrest, I imagine that the the mug shot's going to be a similar body shape to what we look at everyday. Boys. He's holding his little sign. San Diego inmate number. What? This is Bullpucky. I paid good money for those. It was self defense. Thanks to Biden, the prices are sky high for beach food. French fries. Politics. I paid eight bucks for these Goddamn environmentalists have made the beach more birds than people. This is a bunch of bullpucky. Were you flying? Yes. I have the power of flight. If something steals my meal, I grow wings. Like it happens. Yes. That is a kind of the boys in me. I'm flying. Crime fighting Brady. All your culinary crimes solved. You got what? Science News. Hello my friends. I'm Professor Brady Bogan. This is your Science News. A new study found we might be able to find aliens by looking for traces of warp drive activity in outer space. Something called gravitational waves. Good. Waste time on that. Scientists in Japan came up with a way to wrap a robot and living human skin cells grown in a lab. Oh no. They're doing it look kind of creepy. They're building people. It's Blade Runner. It's the people. Skin over the. The exoskeleton is actually human skin. Laboratory created. Oh, if they ever get the eyes right. If AI starts walking around with us. That's the scarier part. It's not so much that they can build something that looks like a person. They've been doing that with sex dolls for a while. It's when AI gets involved and can communicate pretty easily with you. You'll go away. Not far off you will. Unfortunately, I think that's true. Pretty sure that sex robot's gonna be able to get to know you with programs soon. That and then adapt. Oh. Oh great. Then they're gonna about the not taking out the trash and everything else. Then they're gonna might as well stick with the real thing. It starts cleaning that. Yeah, yeah. You might as well just stick with the useless real thing. Yuck. That's right. What kind of robot world are we creating if it's gonna be exactly the same as the thing we're trying to escape? I don't want my robots to be just like real broads. Like eliminate all the issues, take out all the weirdness. Make it wanna clean. Make it wanna do chores. Oh, you're gonna get tired. You just clean the house. Yeah, my pleasure. Yeah. Hey, while I sleep, why don't you clean up again? Okay. I love that. Yes. This is. This is what I've been waiting for. I don't need the robot to cross its arms and tap its toe. What do you mean, clean the house? Like. Ah, Christ, you don't do anything around here. Oh, you're a robot. There's no headaches. There's no. I have too much stuff going on. You don't know. Program to have headaches. I'm not feeling well. It's too hot in bed. Oh, you have temperature control. Turn a fan on inside you or something. Holmberg's morning sickness. You understand. It's been a long day. No, it hasn't. You're like eight weeks old. Geek squad. I need you to take my AI back. We need to start getting claim. She was bloated. Yeah, she ate chips and salsa. I told her not to. They were the other chips, like our chips. Not the ones she's used to. Not like microchips, dummy. On Emily on vacation. She's got an electric belly full of salsa and. Yeah. Did you give her a goddamn period? What the Were you thinking? Why does my robot bleed for six days? The other. The real ones are shorter. That's where you feel dumb because he comes over and looks out. Well, here's where you went wrong. You on the checklist there? You didn't blank out the period. Yeah. Make it as real as possible. Gotta turn that off. Power steering? Check. Premium wheels? Check. Spam periods? No. Do you want it to have attitude? Do you want it to challenge your thoughts? I'll stick with the real thing. No, I just get a wife in that case. Idiot. Good stories on. Yeah, good stories. Video gameplay. Sports fan to a degree. Doesn't talk during the game. TV on. She goes to rest mode. Never ask me who this guy is on the screen. We're watching the same goddamn thing. Who's that? We've. It's the first minute of the show. I don't know yet either. Is he gonna be important? Yes. Just everyone you're looking at is probably important to the plotter. They wouldn't be there. Stop asking dumb questions. Three minutes in. Is that the same guy as the first guy? Turn it off. The space station astronauts had to take shelter on Tuesday after an old Russian satellite broke apart and caused a cloud of debris. They think Russia might have blown it up testing a new anti satellite missile. Oh. China brought back the first samples of the far side of the Moon. Wait on the reports. If we get information on that. Boy, oh boy. Two astronauts. What's the news there? The China were the first ones to bring back samples from the far side of the moon. They went to the other side, they dug a hole. Yeah. They're thinking fell over, right? Yeah. Ironically, they dug all the way through and they ended up in China. Who knew? Oh, look, it's the same down there. The two astronauts Boeing sent to the space station might have to be brought back home by SpaceX. They got a drag. Yeah. They got to build a big machine to drag the space station out of orbit. Right. Well, NASA is going to pay SpaceX 843 million to destroy the space station in 2030. And what they're doing, they're designing a craft just like you're saying. It can dock with it and then guide it back to Earth and land it in the ocean. They said the other day they were going to just pull it out of its orbit and then just let it float away. Yeah. While they're making sure. Awesome. Yeah. Got to get out of our pool because if it starts sliding back, that space station coming at us is not a good idea. Yeah. This sounds like it says it guiding it back to Earth so it lands on the ocean. That'd be good too. The plans to help private companies build their own space stations, which NASA and tourists will get to use. Okay, okay. There's a hospital in Texas. John Lovitz has changed my mind on space, by the way. We had that conversation about going into space. And he goes, you already are in space. Like, hey, that's a good point. Why do you appreciate it so much being like 80ft above? What doing? You're already in space. I'm like, john, you're right, idiot. This hospital in Texas is the first in the US to start using hologram technology for doctor visits. It's kind of like a 3D Zoom call without all. That's your science news. So they can't finger you anymore. Yeah, it's just a hologram. Look at you and you spin around. I can't look inside. All right, there's a report on the happiest industries, which analyze things like culture and values, diversity, inclusion, work, life, balance, money, career opportunities, senior management. And they determined that the happiest gig onlyfans is working in construction. No kidding. Accounting and taxes is second, followed by manufacturing, tech and healthcare, construction. They only looked at 10 industries, but the ones that ranked lowest for happiness, what was below those? I mean, yeah, I was gonna say my dad did construction My whole childhood and everything never came home happy. Imagine being on a roof in Phoenix in August. That guy was not like, every day was wound so tight. I thought he'd pop. I told him, this is how tight my dad was until, like, he's a different person. He'll tell you. I remember once when I was about 19, I'm like, I gotta tell you, he was mad at me for something. I'm like, I'm worried about you. What the hell are you talking about? Like, you're gonna have a heart attack. And I'm serious when I say that that was the first time that as kind of an adult, I said, I love you. I don't want this to happen. Shut the up. I'm fine. And I'm like, he got mad at me for telling him. He's mad all the time. Oh, you don't need to worry about me. You worry about yourself, you little piece of. Okay, okay. I'm just saying you're wound a little tight. I'm wound tight. You're about to see what tight wound looks like. You're not too old to punch square in the face. Like, I'm telling you, I care about you and I don't need to hear it. I got a lot of my mind, like, all right, never mind. Speakers. I gotta listen. Get out of my way. Speakers out of a van. Turns out that's a scam. It was a bad day. Every day was a bad day. And then the days that were good, it was like we were at Disneyland. He was fine, but, man. And now he's the. He's the happiest, nicest person you could ever run across. And all of his friends used to tell me all the time, your dad's hilarious. Like, no, he's not always so funny. All he does is joke. And then, yeah, I'm his. I guarantee I got the same. Too weird. He'd come home, I'm like, oh, what didn't I do today? I'm gonna get yelled at. And he wasn't abusive or anything. He's just always just. He's type A, wound up like a. It was a tight man. I love you. Every day my dad came home, it was, hey, hey, a drink ready for him. Let's not talk about my gay brother and watch tv, okay? You guys were the opposite. You just pretended nothing. What's going on? My dad. Go play tennis. All my dad thought was the house was about to explode and we're going to lose everything. And he was fine. He was just worried constantly. So tight. I Love you. I don't want you to die. And I feel like your heart's going to say you don't. You shut the up. I remember that I was worried about his heart and then it pissed me off. Well, the lowest for happiness was retail and commerce. Then it was legal tourism, transportation and logistics. And hospitality. Hospitality means I got to deal with the general public. And they're impossible. It's awful. John, the reason your dad was so angry all the time is because construction is full of degenerates on the lower level. They're happy with what they get from the work they do. The type A personalities like your dad are not because he has to. He's all wounded up tight from being surrounded by a bunch of ignorant idiots and assholes all day. He was the only sober guy in a bar full of drunks. Put it another way, there was a lot of that. I did meet the people that worked for him and they were kind of dolts, the guys that worked with him. All the same. The office guy. Yeah, those field dudes. Somebody's gotta be in charge, right? This guy just emails. Construction. Happy the we are your old man. Sounds like I do when I come home from from working outside all goddamn day. I don't know. A lot of really, like, chipper construction fellas. Golly, honey, what a great day. We got to frame another house today. We're two weeks behind. Yeah, we're two weeks behind. And I got the owner of the company up my ass so far. I can taste him. Good night. I got to get up in an hour. I don't know if you knew about this, but some people develop a weird and terrifying allergy to red meat after a bite from a Lone Star tick. But the good news is you can still eat pork. From a surprising source. Genetically modified pigs created for organ transplant research. What are you talking about? That if you have this allergy, you're bitten by a Lone Star. Who are you talking to? I think us. It's like two people on the planet that may relate to. I don't even know what a Lone Star tick is. Is that a tick from the restaurant? By one. And you're allergic to red meat and you can't have it. You can still have, by the way, bacon if at all I ever have a tick and you guys don't go, hey, John, you got a tick, don't let it bite you. I, I, it would have to be in the pubes. So wait a minute, I'm confused. If you have the allergy and you get bit by this tick. Then you can start eating. You. You're. You can eat this genetically modified pig that's used for organ transplant. Why couldn't I eat that? Anyway, you can't eat bitten by the pit. But I put. If I don't. If I. This is dumb. I'm not. I'm not gonna ask if I don't have. If you're gonna regret it. If you're right. If I haven't been bitten by the tick, I can't eat the genetically modified pig. No, you could still eat both. So it's just. Everyone can eat the pig. No, you have to eat the. If you have the allergy, the only pig you can eat is the modified one. Oh, and the allergy comes only from being bitten by spider. Lone Star tick, which I don't even know is that only in Texas. So what you did is you sent people out into the woods looking for Lone Star tick. No, you didn't. Nobody wants. It's not a superhero thing. You lose powers. Well, how. How again, your news feeds are different than ours. That your tell foodies the to be worried of the Lone Star Tick. But you never told us where that is or what it is or what's the. I didn't look up where the Lone Star ticks reside. Gotta say, Texas. That have been my, you know, strong guest. My smooth dolphin like body. Very, very, very sure that I'm not a tick. You don't really camp all that much and you don't go to really heavy tick. Doesn't matter if I did. Ticks don't want to be on me. Ticks don't really dive on to this and go, I'm gonna make a home here. They like hair or they'd be all over your arms and stuff. By the way, not surprisingly, there are many pictures. Oh yeah, the wiener Wiener mobile crashed. It can't be easy to drive that thing. That's a good one, right? Anyway, well, if you're worried about the Lone Star Tick, Brady's got your info there. Got you covered. You can see still eat meat. Well, no, you can't. Only one can of meat. You can eat robot meat. Brady's tick conversation is something that got Biden to have to leave the the race. Clear this thing up. What the hell's he talking about? I'm heading over to the hip hop station where they talk about things. I understand. Yeah, I don't get the ticket. That shouldn't even be news. Like there's no threat. I was tying it into the pork news with the wiener Mobile. Going sure, sure, I understand that. But there's zero threat of this. Maybe say that next time nobody at all is worried about the Lone Star tick making it so they'll never eat meat again. Jesus Christ. Maybe Brady is. Jesus Christ. Brady's all over the place. I feel like I have ADHD trying to listen to him. Some weird stories in that mix. That Lone Star Ticket 1 is the strangest of all of them. I've got a couple of radio videos. First one, by the way, I just got a text from my dad out of the blue. This is very Dan. I sent him. There was somebody sent me a picture of roads in Florida. It says Holmberg. Holmberg Road is to the left, Johnson Road is to the right. And Holmberg, of course, obviously my grandfather's name and he married is Isabel Johnson. So it's Homeward Johnson. And I send it to my dad and I'm like, how about this? My buddy in Florida just sent me this. It's your whole family. Stupid Swede. Should have stayed in Florida. Did you get your birthday box of meat yet? No. Thanks for the reveal. My. My birthday present is evidently a box of meat. A box of meat. Let me know when that arrives. Did you get your box of meat yet? No. Nah, I don't know. Expect something. Can't wait for the unboxing birthday. Here's your birthday meat stuff in your mouth. Yeah, I got a new one coming in as well. Not for my dad. No. Well, yeah, I'm going to. What? You know your dad is. Text him to send me a box of meat. See if my dad's no longer with us and I don't get boxes of meat for my bird. Ah, God damn it. All right, I'll get my twink son's fat friend to box a meeting. It's out of control now. 98 to you. PD all they show with none of the fluff. Let's get started. There's more of the best of H's morning sickness. This guy says good morning John. As disgusting as it sounds, that's a due to another thing back in the 80s in the service I was in the Philippines, in Thailand and it was a well known thing. Didn't matter what you needed if you had a couple bucks from 8 years old to 80 years old, it was available to you. I don't know anything about anybody eight but I did try out the 80 year olds. Oh, he said, I'll tell you this, their nipples look like your pinky finger. As in caterpillars or worms depending on the color of course of their skin. It must have been just pulled on and licked and sucked for 72 years. So maybe Toledo could go there for us in a couple weeks and get a picture of one of those elongated curly purples. It's a purple pinky finger. And that's where Toledo's gonna go at the end of this week. He can't wait to fly back there here. And I find that hysterical. And there's a great part of that is because there's a story out now where they, they're wrangling up all the rogue monkeys in one of the cities in Thailand. The mock. They're starting to. They're driving everybody crazy. Drinking. They send. Oh yeah, they'll steal food and everything else. So they have this problem there where they're. The Thai monkeys are being arrested. And it's a huge problem because don't they hang out a lot like in the temple area too? People go tourist areas. Well they're everywhere. Yeah. That's the picture they show in this one like weird penis shaped temple. Yeah. And it's, it's mostly monkeys. There's hardly any people. And now so they're like losing money because the monkeys have taken over. So they're doing a big. And they're gang like the place you're supporting by giving them money is going to do a huge monkey slaughter this week. So right before your arrival, Chiang Mai, that's one of the places we went to last time. We're not going this time. Lop Buri. Oh no, we're not there. You're not going to Lopburi. And when we're in Bangkok, we didn't see, we didn't see a lot of monkeys. The only time we really saw monkeys when we were on the beach in Krabi and they were everywhere in the trees. They're going to round up 2500 monkeys that hang around this temple. Think about that. Think if there were 25 just. We can't do it because we can't really picture macaque monkeys easily. So I'll do it with this picture. 2500 cats. Yeah. @ the Heard Museum. I mean the smell first of all, nobody's thinking of that. Put it at the Grand Canyon. 2500 monkeys at the Grand Canyon. But that's like Mesa Amphitheater's attendance. That's not how many people go there. Just put them over there. It's nothing like the Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon can house 2500 monkeys. Applebee's cannot. And that's where they're got these, these things. This is a small old temple from thousands of years ago when people were all 2ft tall, about the size of these macaque monkeys. And they. So they didn't build big things. It's not a 2500. Can you imagine the smell of 2500 monkeys running around with tourists everywhere? And everybody thinks that's cute. They're gonna. Well and that's the thing. They're not gonna like put them in a shelter. And this is gonna be a big. Toledo's gonna eat a lot of monkey meat next week. Thinking American hamburger. No. Yeah, McDonald's the reason. That's the guy's name, the director general department. Oh you. Come on McDonald. We have our new arrival. McAdill. What is that? Oh, half a hot, half cold Monkey. But it's 2500 and they're getting rid of them all. And a woman's knee was dislocated because she got kicked in the back by one of the monkeys that wanted her food like left up and kicked. So they started getting like hey this. They're like Gilbert goons, only tough. So it says I don't want a human to have to hurt monkey and I don't want monkey to here to hurt a human. I have to get rid of monkeys. So no more lopburi monkeys for Toledo on his big trip next week. Congratulations to Rich but enjoy that delicious new flavor of. Is this beef? Sure, why not? Yeah, beef. Okay. It's other white meat. That's not right. I'm gonna have some of this though. You want a ketchup for your beef sandwich? Tender. Tender like little monkey itself. Say what happened to all the monkeys? Where are they gonna put them? And this story is like isn't that crazy? It's endangering. Or they're just gonna slaughter 2500 monkeys. Picture 2500 cats anywhere. Anywhere. That's so many farm cats. And it's not a big space. It's not a huge footprint of space. Our parking lot is probably about the 2,500 cats at work. We would not be allowed to go in anymore. But this place has to round them up. Good luck block. Well some of our parks like what they did in Wyoming. Let's just bring some black wolves back here. Right? Well, they tried. Yeah. Glad you said wolves. Bringing some hard hitting pipe carrying black wolves. Let's bring a couple of leopards back to the temple area. I wonder if they're going to. Well yeah, that's a good idea in theory. So here's Bangkok. What hates this monkey. Well, panthers. Well, give me eight or nine of those. We'll get rid of these things. No, Lickety split. And Lotburi is north of Bangkok in kind of the lower. Where the. Never gonna care. You gotta go there. Doesn't matter. And then where the soccer kids were is way up here. That's up there. Yeah. The fun part is that they're gonna do that panther thing. Brady talked about the. Gary, we got rid of those monkeys, sir. We have a bit of a problem, though. The panthers are procreating. We've got a huge panther problem by the temple. They seem to love tourists better than the monkeys. What hates a panther. Figured we have to go with elephants on this one, sir. All right, let's get them out there. Okay. Elephants start to kill the panthers, sir. The elephants are. They're multiplying. We should have time to kill all those. They're huge. So this is not a good problem. I can't. I can't imagine a country where that is allowed for a little bit and then gets to the point of over 2,000 before they're like, we gotta do something. Because it's tourists that think it's cute. Well, it's a tourist problem. You think? Oh, no, it's door. Eat them all. There's the. I forget. Like to see the temple, but the silverback is blocking the entrance. Yeah, this girl is standing over this crap. We've taken over. And what eats panther? Holmberg's morning sickness? Rock, paper, scissors or what? Hyenas. I'm just trying to do the. The old lady that swallowed a fly. Anything that is going after their food. Okay, so a hyen eats panther. Then we bring in what to kill the hyenas. A lion. Lion. And then you're done. So what covers panther and what smashes? I mean, you know, this is it. So if you're doing the old lady that swallowed a fly technique to get rid of the monkeys, eventually you're gonna have a room full of lions. And then you're done. You're done. That's how it works. But it's. I watched. I watch that beach house hunter show sometimes. And they go to those international places. I remember one. I forget where. The Costa Rica or something. I don't remember. It was. But one of the. One of the draws to the restaurant, and this just is making lemonade out of lemons to me is that while you're eating, occasionally a monkey will steal all your food. And everybody laughed. And I'm like, no, that's a rat problem. That they just Made a tourist attraction. Because if any other animal comes up and starts to take my food off of my plate, I ain't laughing. But everybody's like, oh, he took my mango. He took it. And he just eats it at the table and looks at you like, want to do something about this? There's more where this came from. And then, you know, when that monkey starts eating, the other one starts, look at that monkey problem. Literally. Just pulled up a picture. Oh, that's smells. The photo stinks. Look at all of them. Is that one dressed up? No, they're wood monkeys. Oh, they make wood ones too. One of the. One of the temples. They honor the monkeys and then now they got to slaughter them. Now they've honored them so much, now they have to slaughter them. The monkey sacrifice. Yeah, any. Any anywhere in the world like that. We as tourists walk them, they think that's really bigotry at work. They can't control the wild animals, so they eat the food from us. That's their people. They struggle with that. The wild animals and them are both fighting for the same mango. But anywhere I go, a monkey takes my. I'm punching that thing as hard as I can. That's if a rat crawled up on your table in New York City and there's as many rats as there are monkeys in lumpuri or whatever the hell you're about talking, talking about. It's not cute in New York when rats crawl on the table and eat your food. But that's the same thing as these monkeys. And then we're taking pictures with them. They have a rat problem. It's just because monkeys are kind of cute, like little baby kids. There's the official word. They plan to enclose 2,500 monkeys. And what that means is turn 2500 monkeys inside out. We're going to put him in a chamber. What are you going to do? We enclose them. Very easy. Very easy to do. Keep all 2500 monkeys in enclosure. We'll do that. We got a place for them. Don't worry. Are they going to be alive when you enclose them? Oh, semantics. I see, Mr. Inquisitive. No, they're not going to be alive. We're going to put up a big pile of dead monkeys. Got to open up temple. Then a year later, they got 2500 inside and 2500 outside. Now we got 2,500 monkey enclosure space. There's over 8,000 monkeys in it. Now we got a problem. Then there's the monkey skyscraper. Oh, you let a Few go. They keep making. Stacking them up. So monkeys are now about to touch the moon. We made a. We have a huge problem enclosure all the way to sky. Yeah. This is a monkey tower. And we make that a tourist attraction. Monkey tower. Just keep building a fence around it. They're going to kill 2500 monkey. But yeah. Anything. I just don't understand that. Aruba. I remember these. They're sitting at this resort and they're making. There's a restaurant and they're like. I just love it here. It's just so much fun. There's a tree right next to the table. So which house do we want? A bungalow. Bungalow. A beachfront fixer upper. And they have the three names of the things and they're rattling them off. That had a nice bathroom. But I didn't really like the answer. That one's going to take a lot of work. And out of this tree leaps on their food. Just starts crushing their food. And sitting there and they're like, where else in the world does a wild beast jump on your table? Eat your food and you think it's cute. We choose one. Ready for another angle? We're taking out spot. Can you believe it? That monkey just ate my entire eggplate. Oh my God. I love it here. I love it. Three months later, they're just miserable. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they hate it there. Too many monkeys. There's just sitting there banging on the windows. Because you gave it food once and then now cut to New York City and you're at a nice Italian restaurant. I just love it here. What place are we going to take the 600 square foot apartment for $10 million a week or. And then a rat jumps on and just steals your. You're going to lose it. So Toledo. Enjoy that when you're out there taking pictures with monkeys crawling all over you. Are you ready for this? To add another level to the story. So the 2500 monkeys have been designated urban monkeys. Yeah. Because they are no longer wild. Yeah. They can't go. They can't go back into the woods or jungles. They can't go back and they can't. Yeah. You can't do it. You gotta. You gotta enclose them 2500 at a time. You got 2500 at a time. So it's a. It's a problem. You're gonna. You're gonna see. It's not going to be fun for you. But they're gonna kill a bunch of. We don't want to. We don't want humans to have to hurt monkeys. Yeah, and I don't want to have monkeys hurt the humans. I read that already. I just did that. Who is he? He saw. He's on vacation mode already. Oops. I broke something. I forgot what that was. Did you say that they've only gotten 37 so far? Yeah. They're not going to catch 2500, so have fun over there. Whatever the hell that place. We're not there. I know, but look, they. They're around your entire. So they're gonna try to net them. They're gonna kill them. They're gonna clear it. They're chasing them on horseback. It's gonna be throwing the nets. They're not netting anything. When the temple doors close, they're building. They're building the enclosures. Right now what they're doing is putting a fence around the temple, close it for two days. Oh, Renovation pot. No mess. And they go and sweep up the monkeys. But you know, Bondo, the holes in the heads of the wooden ones and then let people back in, look at it. They'll call it down to a decent number of tourist monkeys, like 14, and just keep an eye on them. They just didn't like their setup. Right. Yeah. Some went back to the jungle. I just don't. That's a lot. 2500 dogs, and I love all dogs. That's. That's Guadalupe. Remember, with 2500 dogs in Guadalupe, if you had 2500, you couldn't leave. You couldn't walk out the house. You'd be dead in a second. We must have avoided all of them last time because the guy says. Yeah. 52 of the country's 77 provinces are reporting frequent monkey problems. Yeah, well, because it's a. It's a nation of. It's out of control now. Ibx, the rest of home birth's morning sickness. This is the big Red radio. Stop talking about Bobby Hurley being Dan Hurley's brother. It's embarrassing to everyone, especially ASU and Bobby Hurley. I know you're taking great pride in it, Bob. You have to say so. And you're probably proud of your brother, but deep down, that stings you as an individual human. You don't want to hear how your brother's kicking ass and you haven't done anything over here. Nothing. What, you're gonna think that's different? No. Well, I'm not really. I don't feel there's competition between my brother and I. Sure there is. It's just too different. I mean, like, he's a teacher, and he's now the right. You know, in charge of the director of the science program. High school. Just got a promotion there. And you're clever in financially kind of. Of award that I could never get. That's awesome. Right. Because he's in a different field. Yeah. If you were in the same business, same field, and you are losing violently financially. I pushed him out of sports and success. That in the fact is that you're doing better than him. So it doesn't really. You don't have it. There's no sibling rivalry there. He probably wakes up every once in a while and goes, goddamn Brady. He sits in that room, makes stupid farts, jokes. Somehow or another, I'm a teacher. I'm molding the future. And I don't make half of what he makes. That mother every once in a while. And then he goes, but I'm really proud of him. But I'm real proud of him. I'm real proud of him. Don't think your sister doesn't wake up every morning in her glorious palace and think of you and go, well, at least I'm not him. That's every day, different fields. Mrs. Degree Jackpot. She crushed it. You didn't. You have to kind of eat that poop. And she has to live in the fact that she is, without question the most successful of all the Bogan kids. And she knows it. Everybody does. You know which brother and sister is the best. Now he's starting to steam up a little bit. No. And it bothers you that I would say how much of a failure you are compared to Amy. And it's true. I am not. See, I just hit the nerve. There it is. She is definitely a way better wife than I could ever. That's exactly. Exactly right. She played the game better than you. Yeah. Not only did she do better this way, that way, and the other, she went off and married some guy who's killing it. You proud of. Not even close. There you are. Absolutely. I'm sure. Is that what you're going with? Yeah. Oh, and aren't you, though? Look at his face. It. It'll eat everybody. You can't help it. You're proud of him. And then deep down you're like, but God damn it. And I'm sure in your head you've gone, well, she married. But you just did it there. She married. Money. Kind of what you just said worked out well. So it was a little bit of a punch to her guts. Because it's like, that's your in to say, well, she's only successful because someone Else. She was successful in that. She worked hard for that. That's not. These are passive aggressive zingers to the most successful podium. Don't think anybody's. Don't think you're pulling a cloak over anybody. You're taking shots at yourself. I love the fact. Of course. Yes. That what's happening. Happening. That my sister's riding the gravy train, living a good life. Of course you are. But deep down, when I say Amy's the best one, you're like, yep. She married well. You're always gonna remind me that it's because of someone else. Does that. Sibling rivalry. You can't escape it. Can't be escaped. Cannot be escaped. She picks up a radio job in the next couple years and then now they're my. Be some rivalry. You'll see. There's rivalry. You do it. You've joked about it four times. She did very well. She's a good wife. I could never do the thing she does. I see. So that's what's. I get it. It was. It's a kick in her nuts a little bit there. I meant that in a good way. We'll see you tomorrow, folks. Evidently I'm going to deal with the hostile witness liar all morning long. Meant that in the go. There's no reason to bring it up. Stupid. Look at you giggling away over there. Not at all. I'm giggling, but I don't. I. I don't feel the rivalry hatred. Brady, you just made four jokes about why she's successful. That's what I'm talking about. That's the rivalry. That's the rivalry. The rivalry is when I say she's more successful, you take a shot at her success. That's rivalry. All right. Am I wrong? Come on. If I told you it was like, wow, Mathias. Really successful. Right? Yeah. Because she married it. But I'm real proud of her. Like, wait a second. That's a kind of a backhanded slap at her success. Well, she didn't have anything to do with it. She's a good wife to a guy who did really well. She's a successful wife. It takes the. That's how you would. It takes the rival. We part out of it. It's like. Cuz her life has turned out great. That's what you want for your. Like I told you, she's the most successful of all of the kids in the Bogan family. Okay. By far. No, that's fine. I'm not arguing people walking in. But. Okay, fine. Okay. Yeah. I didn't Mean like that. It's like, okay, great, I'm. And I'm fine with that. Okay, shut the heff up. Why do you have to be so grouchy about it? Then just say, man, I'm so happy. She's the best thing that's ever happened to me. She married well. She has a good. She's a good wife. That's. Those are backhanded slaps. It's a thing whether you want it to be or not. Whether you try to. There might be envy there, maybe a little bit. That's sibling rivalry, man. You can dance around it with those glasses all you want. It's there. It doesn't mean you hate them. I don't think there is, but maybe there is. Brady, you've ex. You have shown it in the last eight minutes how much there is. Because all I said one time was, she's the successful one. She's a good wife. She did things I could never do. That's a smacker in the face, basically saying, that's the other. She married a guy successful. I'd have passed her if I could blow a guy like that. That's basically what you said about your sister. Now that you put it, I'm willing to blow a rich man. So she is by far the most successful. Now that you put it that way, I am. It's a slap fight with her. But you can't just be in the nuance. You have to say that if you are having any sort of rivalry or any sort of thing like that, that it means you hate her or you're angry about it all the time. It's just there. It lives. You can't. It can't be escaped. It just lives. You're so lucky you don't have one. But you saw what I saw, right? Yeah, I did. Thank you. He can dance all you want. It's intentional. I mean, but it's just. It's just. I don't know how Brady feels being the loser in the family. Because I'm the killer. I'm the winner. So I am the Amy of my family. You are again. There's more rivalry, huh? That you're killing it? Oh, absolutely. But Brady, guess what? I'm the one honest about it. I'm making the point of the same crushing when you're bringing that up to me. There's no rivalry. There's no rivalry. You have to be competitive to have a rivalry. There's no rivalry in mind. I am clear cut favorite forever and ever. Just kill her. Crushed it. She's Useless compared to me. Useless. Compound. Useless. Useless. I am the farm, she is the grass. That's it. That's it. She's like a single pitchfork. I'm Home Depot. You're. You're pissing off Frank Stallone over there. I know Frank Stallone has to say, hey, yo, I'm very proud of Rocky. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're real proud of Rocky. You know, I was in it. He's gonna tell you. You know, I was in. I did the music for. Yeah, yeah, that's. That's why we remember it. Actually, Bill Conti did the music for it. You did a song standing around a. He made you a homeless guy in the movie. I mean, that's. That's why I brought him back into the reality show. Sure. He's a big part of that. I guarantee you that. It's Frank's idea that there is a reality. Hey, you know, Sly, what would be great is if you threw me a little bone here, put yourself on TV and included me. Maybe I get my own show out of it. I'll do what I can, Freckle. You know, we got nothing to do. We'll just roll camera. You don't think Frank, his whole family, between the wife and the daughters, they're all competitive? Probably. Sure. You don't think trying to help them out has had to come to grips, at the very least, with being Sly Stallone's brother? I'm not sure. I Probably. You kidding? No, no. Has he come to grips with it? I. I would think by now come to grips with it. Whether he did or not, I don't know. But he's had to. Have to force himself. In this room alone, we make Frank Stallone a punchline. Oh, yeah, that's his life. Because we all can relate to that whole, wow, if my brother was Sly Stallone, that would kind of suck and also be awesome at the same time. Frank's like, he never sang. Far from over. Like, I could. You have it there. Still touring. You know, I couldn't do it because I never wanted to. I'm not a twink. You made your choice. And now my chance is over. And people go, oh, this song. It's from that Sylvester Stallone movie. Who sang this? Frank Stallone. Wow. So he got a job from his brother. Nobody thinks he earned this. Sylvester Stallone's brother, Right? Name's on the tip of my tongue. And let me tell you this. Without Sly. Is this song in any movies? No. Maybe a crime. It was a bad movie. It Was in, too. On top of that, this is the best part of that movie. Without a doubt. And that's. Yeah. So there you go. And I like Frank. Oh, yeah. Came up with a gem here. It matched. Brady should love Frank. He's very similar to Frank in his family dynamic. Holmberg's morning sickness slaps his sister on. I don't know what you're talking about. No rivalry whatsoever. She can gargle the nuts of a millionaire if she wants to. I would never do it. That's her success. Like, wow, what a. There are no rivalry at all. It just happens. But Bobby Hurley and his brother Dan, they may be best friends and all that stuff, but deep down, if you told Bobby, do you want to switch places with Dan right now, we can arrange it. He'd say, you betcha. Absolutely. I want what he's got. They're trying to get the same thing. Not his fault that they keep rubbing it in his face. It's the media, Bobby Hurley, Our own Bobby Hurley's right here. He has accomplished nothing. There's no pride, no point of pride. And Bobby Hurley coaching ASU right now, just because Dan's a champion somewhere. None, None. I was saying that the, you know, the tables had turned because Bobby was the guy early on. Sure, Bobby was the man. And I bet you Dan was like, man, this. This kind of stinks. But he's really good at this. And now Dan's getting it all. But we're standing in today, so you sit, Bengal. He's had his success. Now it's mine. Bobby wants to coach for championships. He doesn't want to go. Well, I don't need that if he's doing that over at asu. Well, I've already got my championships. Fire him today. If he's coaching with the idea that his past has any bearing on what's going on right now, fire him right now. Hey, I got my championship. I don't have to worry about that. I'm not even trying to get him out of here. If he isn't eaten alive in his office today, like, yeah, I love him, but that. It's pissing me off. I want one of those. Fire him today. But if he'll say, I've got my two championships, dip, get him out of the building. Because that's just a weak minded, worthless kind of mentality for a guy. You're saying, hey, we're trusting you as the entire deal. Go get it. I already got mine. Or you're out there, you're gone. Let's go find a Hungrier person if it's on his resume at all. Dan Hurley brother. Fire him today. And I know he's not doing that, but all the media outlets are. It's terrible. It's like when we had Phil Mickelson constantly yelling about how Phil Mickelson's for. And he's doing commercials for Come to California. It's my home. Like he doesn't live here. Stop it. Stop putting your stamp on stuff that isn't here. It's a weak mentality. It's true. And again, I can't understand it the way Brady does. I. My sister can't compete with me at all. I don't have a. I don't have to look up the dress. Mine can't either. Oh yeah, she can. She's crushing it. You're. You're way financially another story. And that's all that matters. That's all we all do it for. Success. Brett's the winner here. Because you know what? No matter what your parents are like, well, he's all we got. Yeah. We're stuck with him. No matter what happens to him, he's the most successful one we made. And I'm sure Brett always when people ask, you have any brothers or sisters? Nah, they stopped when they made me. Cuz it couldn't get better every time. Only kids say that cuz they realize they even. You have a bit of a sibling rivalry for your unborn brothers and sisters. They didn't want another one after they had me. Why bother? I didn't want. Would have buried them. Yeah, it's a. It's a good. It's a good joke to tell because you tell people who have siblings like. Yeah. I mean, my parents quit at one because. Why would you go on after this? It's my joke too. My parents had that test baby and they said we can do better than this. And then they had me and they were right. I've always. I've always tried to petition my parents that if I ever got sick to use the harvest child they had first for parts. Like if I ever need organs and stuff. We've got a donor. They've had her first. She's not nearly as good as me. We'll just dip into that and I'll get livers and hearts and lungs and stuff off of her. A harvest baby like Brady would be to his sister. I can propose. There's enough to go around for both. You have more organs than normal. Yeah. Oh my God. I didn't know you were doubled down on organs. This changes everything. Cut them in half that big. Bobby Hurley. Go win a championship. Quiet this nonsense. I'm tired of it. And congratulations to the Yukon Huskies and Dan Hurley. You know, Purdue's not saying, you know, we were on the floor last night with the champs. We were out there last night with the champs. They're not saying that. Which is essentially what you're saying about Bobby Hurley. Oh, he knows that guy. That's weak. Knowing a successful person isn't success. That's it. Go be successful, Bobby Hurley. You're pissing us all over. I don't care about ASU basketball. It would be kind of neat if they did something. ASU needs to step it up. And every direction, every direction. Mind boggling on football and basketball. Doesn't make any sense at all. Not even a little bit. You've got 80,000 students. You've got the greatest. I mean, look around. And what their big mistake is, they keep trying to recruit from California. Go to Alaska or cold places, Buffalo, and bring those kids over here in the middle of September, October, and go. This could be all you. This is the greatest place I've ever been in my life. Roll them out here in January and February. They're leaving Buffalo. They're leaving Alaska. Get those Samoans over here. How. How is. How is Utah so convincing to Samoans? Change of pace, I suppose. Washington, that whole. Yeah. How do they do it? How do they talk someone from an island into living in Provo? How that is the mecca of Samoans and Mormons. Yeah. And they talk them into the religion. Think they talk him into everything. Either Samoans are real dumb or those Utah people are the best salesmen of all time. Because for ages it's been hula mula hula is the whole. The whole offensive line. The hula hula mula brothers are there and talkamushi Allah. How are you doing this? You're Provo. They're dumb. We show them the mountains, they lose their minds. It's amazing, but I'm impressed. It's 6:22. Let's get it together. Brady's gonna call his sister and tell her to go F herself today for sure. Doing it right now. Text her, John. Are you serious? You're telling me that Brady's sister doesn't wake up every morning wishing she had a sauce empire? Every morning? Did she pat you on the head? Gosh, I hope that works out. Yacht. I'm going on the yacht now. I'd like to be on your yacht. Maybe I'll give you an invite. Bye. So proud of Her. Look at her go on her yacht. Let me just untie this sandbag. Okay. Ahoy, Chips Ahoy. A little kick in the nut. But I do like what you said. I'm more on your team than you think. She blew her way to the top, and you said so, not me. And that was pretty awesome. That was a pretty awesome little gag you threw there. And I know you don't like saying that or hearing it, but that's what you said, Brett. But she did 10 out of 10 already. Pretty much, yeah. Thank you very much. She did. Oh, good lord. You're disgusting. Here we go. She's a good wife, and she'll do things I'm not willing to do. We know what that means. We can read between the lines. You're not talking to Kirby right now. We get the nuance. She was a good wife. Did some things I could not do. All right, we know what that is. Blowjobs and butt stuff. We know what you're talking about. 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So why not start getting prepared for, you know, the goofs of the world, the people out there that are acting strange at react defense. I learned those things. When you roll up on something, you shouldn't be there. It makes you a little nervous. Don't act scared. Act confident. Let them worry. That's how it works. That's called being a sheepdog. And they teach you that. That right away. Plus, they teach you how to punch. They get you in great Shape, cardio, all that stuff. You may not be in shape now, but you will be. And all you have to do is get involved. It's time to get in shape, for crying out loud. Look at yourself. You're a mess. Reactdefense.com it's the home of tactical Black. I got. I said that thing about that girl who thought she saw Amy. Letterman. Annie Letterman. And she said. She said when I saw Amy, we were both squirters. And I'm like, okay. Then I started to wonder like, maybe that's what Annie's talking about. They did they exist before porn squirters? Yeah. Had to. I don't know. I mean, I would think. But it wasn't a. Nobody talked about it. It was. This wasn't a learned like thing over the last few years that maybe never heard of it. Listen, us dudes trying to figure it out. I don't think. Well, actually think maybe, maybe, maybe all the broads I was with were mo fountains, you know, I think they're doubles. Yep. I don't know. Don't start using my double thing against me, Brady. That's not always a joke. Very serious times. But yeah, it's no like you never heard of it in high school. Dude, it's. We would have talked about that, right? You'd have told me. Oh, I'd have told you in school. We'd have been like, oh my God. I mean, it wouldn't happen for me. You have to have sex with somebody. But Chad McKinney would have told me. Dude, that one Todd Linkus would have told me. Painting the walls, it was like a Wagner power sprayer. But it's like now seems to be like pretty common. It's like the waymo. Like nobody batted an eye when it just became a reality anyway. Like somebody's grandma out there was one like the great baboo, your grandfather. I know she wasn't. You don't know that. How the hell do you know? And I've. I've never know. Look, I've had this theory in the past. Back before anybody talked about squirting, all our grandparents had plastic on the furniture. Maybe it's because grandma couldn't contain and they just didn't talk about it at parties or social events. Babu didn't. Why do you apply? No plastic. So she was not one. No, no worry about it. Yeah. What about the other one? The mental grandma? Billy? Yeah, the one that went into the house. Ruth. Grandma Ruth. You had one that went into a mental facility. That was Ruth plastic on her furniture. They had plastic all over the. On the walls and the windows. Maybe. Maybe Grandma Billy was a squirter and that's why they. Maybe that's why they put her away. It was Ruth. Grandma Ruth. Oh, sorry. Grandma Ruth. Grandma Billy. I'm sorry to disparage Grandma Billy. Squirting skills, both saints. You don't know that Billy was in a home. A. Ruth. Ruth. Sorry. I want to put Billy in a home. She was really young when. Ruth was right, but probably because she had something going on with the waterworks and they just didn't know what to do with her. I think the waterworks shut down after the lobotomy. Right, but that's what I'm saying. Maybe she was spraying all over the place, like this one's nuts, and they carved her head open. Maybe that was a pr. I don't know. You'd have thought, like, Kurt or my dad. Your dad or my dad. Brett would have told us. Oh, yeah, that was a thing back in the day. Yeah. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. Why don't we. Well, we need to research the origins of this. You know what? I'll ask Bunny today if she had any friends. See if Bunny's a rain bird. Oh, just curious about it because it's now. It's like, commonplace. It's no big deal. I'm not saying in person. I don't know. I'm just saying I'm porn up. And is it like an extra level you can achieve? Like, if you can't get it done, you're, like at 70. Like something you unlock. What in 20 years won't we know? It's like birds flying like canaries. What? Like some magic act? It's like Legend of Zelda. It's levels of like, oh, my God, I met the. I'm at the new level where I get a fox for a helper. Here's your next assignment. She squirts now. Yes, finish her. Anyway. Interesting bringing it up. Thanks for bringing it up. I don't know much about much about it. By the way, today, I don't know if you've seen the number on this Brady, and your papers and your research, but today is the anniversary of Michael Jackson dying. Do you give me a throw up, Brett throw? The year you think that happened, Michael Jackson died. Yeah, 2005. Five. Okay. Toledo, 2003. Three. Do you remember, Brady? Do you have an idea or did you see it yet? I'll go 2004. I'll go right in between three, four, and five. You all thought it's 2009, which I would have thought like 2013, I'd have thought. I didn't think you'd been gone that long. We've been out the King of pop for 15 years. Think of that. That's crazy. He hadn't molested a kid in 15 years. That's safety for children. For fit. We got to celebrate this stuff. Let's go to Star Fighters. They play Moonwalker. Yeah. There hasn't been a molestation at Neverland in a decade and a half. And nobody's throwing a party. And Bubbles is living in a very nice sanctuary. I saw that the other day. That Bubbles has got. He is living the life. Cuz you know why? He doesn't have to hear the screams of a child anymore. It's wonderful to be Bubbles. If you haven't watched the documentary those two kids did on hbo, go back and watch and realize there's no reason to make up what they're making up. Especially the part where seven year old boy had to spread his butt cheeks for Michael Jackson's enjoyment. And in my brain all I thought was there may be nothing on this planet dirtier than the butt of a seven year old boy. Michael had some demons. That little guy making that up. I don't like a homeless guy and a 7 year old have the same butthole. There's no cleanliness involved. It's true. You had a seven year old boy. It's disgusting. They don't know what they're doing back there. It's gross. And Michael did that. So for 15 years there's been. Don't be ignorant. That's rude. I molest plenty of kids since I've been dead. They just don't know it. Holmberg's morning sickness. And then also today is the. I didn't know this at all. I just saw this little website and I'm like, oh, that's interesting. Today marks the very first time ever that a rainbow flag was presented as the gay flag. Okay, so give us a time frame on the year on that one. Yeah. Guess. Rainbow flag invention. When was it first flown as the gay flag? Go 91. 91. I'll go 92. Jim. 92. 97. Them. 97. 19. 78. Damn it. They flew it in 78. Way more big. How many times has it been modified? That's a great question. A lot. But basically they were. How many colors have been added? Yeah, colors added. Interesting to bring it up. My people have their flag. Pink for sexuality, red for life, orange for healing, yellow for the sun green for nature, Turquoise for art, Indigo for harmony and violet for spirit. And they flew it in 1978 at a gay Pride thing in San Francisco because Harvey Milk and his buddy said, float a float. Something that will represent us. And immediately everybody went, that's ours. So who made the flag? Bobby Ross instead of Betsy one. Yeah, Bob Ross made it. Happy little gay flag lives here. Twink flag, I find. Here's some Van Dyke Brown. Van Dyke Brown all over your fingers. The tips of your stuff got Van Dyke Brown everywhere. Thanks, Bob Ross. Happy lynching. Lizard and Crimson right here on the rosebud. And it tells me that no matter what they were gonna do, they were just at a happy place. The 1978 San Francisco Gay Pride Convention, you know, parade. You could have flown a flag of a rosebud and it would have been their official flag. They were gonna be happy with whatever was up there. They're just a happy group. Group. That's why they call them gay. So happy anniversary to the gays. All right. If you want a break dance like the big boys, you need the right jams. The B boys. The Big boys. I know, but they call them the B boys. Unless the big boys is its own thing. It's like the Fat Boys. And who better to pick the right jams than the members of the U. S. Olympic breaking team, the B Boys. Team USA's Jeffrey, Jeff Row Lewis and Victor Montavo picked the 11 best break dancing songs in chronological order. I'm not familiar with a few of them. You went to Brett, Is it? Brett will be if you can pull it up. Is Planet Rock on there? Planet Rock is not on there. Wow. No parking on the dance floor. They're saying in the 70s. It's a Mexican by Babe Ruth. Mexican by Babe Ruth is a great Mexican B boy. 1973 too. Maybe I'd recognize this song. Wow. All the way back to 70. There you go. Yeah, they. They B boy hip hop. B boy dance to this. God, I cannot wait for the Olympics to televise that. I've watched it on espn. Laughed. Oh, look out. I wouldn't have guessed this being a big breakdown song. It's got that steady bass. How about. What about the Spanish? Reagan's in 1974 by the Blackbirds. R E G G I N S. Reagan's Raggin. Oh, I thought you said all right. Reagan. The Blackbird. That's still that. Trying to find it. I don't have it on here. Okay. Hot potato freestyle fellowship. That's 1993. We'll move it up a little bit. These dudes are picking stuff. Stuff that's just like. Specifically. This is hot potato. Pasta. Potato, hot potato. Here we go. That's a lot. Poop hits the fan and hot potato protect your name. I'm not listening to all of these, Brady. All right, what was number one? Yeah, there's no number one. These are the top 10. Chronological order, so they go. Most recent is brand new Taiga. YG and Lil Wayne. Tiger and Lil Wayne. No way. Yeah, there's not gonna be a clean version of that. Now seek it out at home. If you're 20, 22. How about Tyson vs Ali by Benny the Butcher. If you're a fledgling B boy, this list is available online somewhere for you. Here's a clean version of Benny the Butcher or Tyson versus Right. All right, all right. You gotta watch this. They have a play by play guy. Do people really care? Do they just want to hear the music? So confusing. Y' all compare from the same movement. Hello kitty turns 50 this year. That's it. Yeah, but hello Kitty was in the 50s. And did you know she's not a cat? No. An exec with her, an executive at a parent company, says she's actually a little girl born and raised in the suburbs of London with whiskers. The hello Kitty I know is of cat ears. And was it Ariana Grande? It's the same pull up says she's a little girl born and raised in the suburbs of London. She has a twin sister, Mimi, who's also her best friend. Okay, I'm getting too deep into this. All I need to know is why the kid has whiskey. She has her own kitty cat. Pet cat of her own called. That's not a little girl Charmy Kitty. If it is, she got some bad government cheese and her ears grew on top of her head and she grew whiskers. Yeah, I'm not seeing that either. But. Well, in the corner one, though. Forever 21 plus size. That's just a fat girl. Well, even the Italian broads don't have whiskers like that from London. Yeah, he's not wrong. He can. He's that one he's right about. I can say that. Look at this. And then you got this big lady dressed in hello Kitty gear, looking real unhappy doing it. She looks like the pictures Jane Gum had hidden of the Catherine Bimmel. That's an apex predator there. That's. Those are the photos coming out. Those are the photos Jody Foster found in that little music box. What breed is that? Flabby. Is a flat tabby forever 21 plus lbs. Wow. Yeah, I hear that. Pretty focused in them on the bunt cake around the world. No reason for a half top there, Lady Jesus. Frederica Bim. That's her name. Frederica Bimble. That's what she was. She's the one that was making it. Is that the original on you? Catherine was in the. Well, is that the original one? Hello Kitty. The whiskers. Is that this? I don't know. I've never done that. I'm straight and I'm. I'm not trying to lure children into a van. There's no reason. You're in a collection. I've never owned a hello Kitty. If I have, I threw it away because I'm like, oh, I'll go to jail if I have this. People who assume I'm trying to kidnap a Girl Scout's most powerful rocket. It's out of control now. 98, you're listening to the Best of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, and this is Frank Caliendo. And you'd think I'd be doing a better voice for this promo at the moment. Or is it technically a rejoin? I don't know. I'm not in the radio business. But what I am going to be doing is a little Donald Trump. It's good, but not as good as the Best of Bloomberg's Morning Sickness, which we're getting back to right now. That's the weave and we just wove back. Right now, though, it's time for the Birthday Guadalupe squares. And here's your hostess of said squares, Ms. Mo Bergeron Ball. Thank you, Chancellor. In the top left square, Biden is president for the time being. President Biden? President of the United States. Yeah. Do you know. Move. Chill. Hello, everybody. Whoa. Patrick. Patrick's Patrick. SpongeBob. Sounds like SpongeBob. I got kicked out. You didn't get kicked out. It's a coup. Nobody to listen to, man. You endorse her? He was told to look at my eyes. Look at my eyes. I'm trying to blink in Morse code, but I can't blink. The Botox took my. My gift of giving messages to the enemy. Angry or sad? Neither. I. I don't know what you're feeling. I've been raped. No. What? How? They raped away my job. No one did that. They say the Democrats are here. They'll take your jobs. I can tell you. They do little girls anymore? No. Joe, come on. Bringing me a little girl to smell. No. Refreshes my. And see, that's probably why you're losing all your energy. Little girl hair. No, Scott. Okay? It's like my Adderall. I need it. Gotta smell a little girl. Please stop. Don't do that. I want to thank all my doubles. My body doubles are everywhere. That body doubles over here, over there, over everywhere. It's not him. Yeah. No. You don't even talk to the real Joe Biden. He's been dead for years. Real Joe in the room right now. No. Hey, Joe. They sewed his dead face mask. My name's Tom. I live in Grand Rapids. Doing a great job. What's going on? I saw you in the last one. You're the plumber guy. Joe the plumber gave me some sort of Celine Dion stiff. Man's disease. No, I'm not Joe Biden. Help me. All right, let's move on to the chocolate square. He's 81 today. It's Mickey Brown Sugar. You're brown enough, right? You're brown. I'm pretty brown. Happy birthday to me and Holmberg, right? I guess. How's it going? How are you doing? How are you, mate? Hey, Mick. Great to see you. Great to see you as well. Yeah, good to see you, too. You guys make it tonight? We're painted black tonight. Gonna be out of the show. Painting it black. Oh, love that. Yeah. I see a red door. You know the song, right? I do know. Tell them about Keith. Yeah. We were, like, painting everything black. We had some black paint. We did that. It's like me lungs, you know, like me lungs. Oh, it's 82. Take it, Joe. Right? All us octogenarians think, yeah, I'm running hot, right? I don't think he's. Well, you may make a growl man cry. He's actually trying out the oil. The gasoline. Oh, my God. Right. Brought to you by aarp. It's a new Rolling Stone TR show, mate. Mo. I got you under my thumb, don't I? You can't do that to them. Their Mexicans, they take that, isn't it? Let them thrive. Right, mate? I don't even need a cigarette. I can blow smoke out. That's how much smoking I've done in my life. God. We took his lungs and we painted them black. I think he did it on his own. We helped. All right. In the Top Right square. Trump is here. Great moment. I feel like a young man. Do you? The top Two squares are 81. And God knows how old Mick Jagger is. Mick Jagger could be running for president, too. He could be. He could be running. But I'm the young man. I'm the young one in this one. And now all I have to do is beat the great Kamala the lion. Chuckling Kamala. That is, if you do the debate, though. Listen to her over there, chuckling away at whatever it is. Hey, Kamala, how's the border? You can't stop her, Brandy. You can't stop her. People tried to stop me with a bullet. It didn't work. I dodged it with my ear. I batted it back. That's right. Well, that one person failed and the rest are unafraid. I'll just bring it on. I'll bat those bullets back at you like I'm Barry Bonds coming back towards you. That's right. I'm gonna win this election. Me and J.D. vance. Hope you don't get pregnant anytime soon, Mexican lady, because we're taking your rights away. That's the show. Well, I don't want to be a whore. On your own time. Wow. That's all? It's not my job to pay for your whoring. That's not it. That's not what I do. No one's paying me anything to pay for your whore. You want to be a whore? Go ahead. But you're going to pay for it yourself. Okay? And no more taxing on Tabita. Come on. I don't want to talk about the execution ever again. The attempted execution. The assassination to the attempted execution of me. It's too painful. But let me tell you, whiz bullet went right by my ear, jumped out of my shoes, went into action, pulled the ass off my chest, and here I am. I heard it was. This is the last time you're talking about it, right? It's the last time I'm talking about. Too painful, Brady. The. The execution attempt on me. Too painful to talk about. I stood there in front of America, bullet blows past my ear. Took my ear off. I caught it with my right hand, put it back on. Unbelievable. And now with my new superpower. What? I'm going to beat a black woman into submission. What? No. Exactly right. That's what I do now. That's exactly how the boys in the super. Exactly right. Oh, God. Till tomorrow, two o' clock in Lansing. I'm gonna be out there. You're gonna talk about it again. Gonna talk about it again tomorrow at the rally and Lansing for those folks. And that'll be the last. That'll be it because. Are you sure? Far too painful. Too painful? You get shot at, Mo. You know what it's like to be stabbed as a Mexican girl? I only know As a white. Let's see. Dodged it. Dodged it right away. Wow. Tactical black. Oh my God. And the tactical black destruction is coming for Kamala. Because I'll tactically tear her apart. I'm going to destroy her. Tactical blackley. Okay, exactly right. I know, right? All right, in the right middle square here with the number one movie this weekend. It's Deadpool. So true. It's so true. I'm the sexiest gay Australian 56 year old superhero in the world. Ask me why. I'm not so sure we should be talking about this. I will talk about anything I want to. Ryan Reynolds. You're pretty good looking too. Why do you think I did this movie? To hang out with Ryan Reynolds and tights. It's a dream come true for a gay man. Ask my wife. I'm a Wolverine. Deadpool. You know what I just call him? Dp and that's for double penetration. And neither of us are really a fan. Oh, neither of us, my ass. I mean that, my ass. Take care of it. Hey, Brett, can I see that video you had this morning of that guy going shoulder deep into another man? I'll do it. It's called a Texas Cinnabon. No, I don't want. And it'll get you off breakfast foods for a while. That's what I think. Okay. Why? Anything like that down under, we get ton of it. Down under. You want to taste? Come on over here and take a look at my down under. It's creamy and cinnamon like it should be. You're gonna see the movie, Mel. Of course. It'll be me and Deadpool. He'll be making sarcastic comments and I'll be rolling around as a Wolverine or whatever they do. Slash. Slash. I say. How did you feel about that bucket? What's that? How'd you feel about your popcorn bucket? That came out. I don't even know about that. I was too busy staring at Ryan Reynolds bottom. Oh, well, what a tight little bottom he's got. Oh, I'd love to have a little red Tucker in that, if you know what I'm saying. That's food in Australia, Tucker. I learned that the hard way. Mint mobile. Try it. All right. We got something for you. It's a popcorn book. A bottle of popcorn for me. That's your popcorn bucket. Oh, it's a wide open mouth. Yeah, that looks like me on a Friday. Just my face with a today, my gaping mouth. Right. And a Friday. What I mean by Friday is any day that ends in Y. Look at that. Oh, that's the Best version of me ever. Toothless. Oh, God. Rock and roll. I have to say, I am a little turned on by the that's fairly sexy little Wolverine face. I hear it's a little bit of a tight fit. Try and reach in, you know, get that popcorn. It's hard to get your face, I guess. So. Tell him a little secret, Ryan. Tell him. All right. He wants me to say that Hugh Jackman has a massive. Oh, my. He's seen it. I won't stop showing it to him. Okay, go see Deadpool and Wolverine. It's the Ace Ventura versus a gay badger. All right, let's move on to the middle square here for the Olympics. It's Olympic, B boy. I'm a B boy. Yeah. I can't be stopped. I'm a hip hop, hippity hip hop hot guy. Don't stop. That's right. I'm a break dancing Brady. All right, your windmill. Oh, I got all sorts of moves. I got an air flare. I got a freeze. Footwork drops, hand glide, head spins, windmills. Oh, my God. Hair chin spin. Got it going. Give me a beat. What? Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy. What? Chickity chigidi, chigidi. This is a top rock and a jackhammer backed up by a flare. Final, B boy. I'm going for gold in the Olympics. Frenchmans. Yeah. You can buy a Brady breakboard for $99.98. Boing, boing, boing. Punch on, lock the word. I'm destined to win the gold medal. I've been training for this since I was 30. I used to listen to a lot of Houdini, that's for sure. Enjoy the Olympics, be boys. Nothing cooler than a bunch of fat, white old men break dancing for the middle. That is awesome. Oh, my God. All right. Speaking of the Olympics in the middle, right square. He carried the torch this morning. It Snoop Dogg Chisel dizzle. I'm gonna sue somebody. That wasn't a torch I expected. That thing's just a real stick on fire. That's scary. Yeah, I took a big hit off that thing. I got nothing. French weed's the worst weed in the world. It was cool to see you do, like, a nice rotation in there. I did a nice spin, got in there. I don't know how that happened. I got fooled. Somebody said, you want to torch up in Paris? I said, absolutely. I went down there. They let me run. I feel like running. I'm old. I know. You didn't have to run. Here's your torch. I said, they can't smoke this. I just lit stuff with it. Got a line of weed along the running route. I just lit cigarette after cigarette with my choice now something. What's an Olympic? Do you think that smoking joints should be in the Olympics? Is that an Olympic sport to you? It should, but ain't nobody going to beat me. That's true. Get the gold medal up front. Gold, silver and bronze. The champ. I'll show up as three different people just to have more weed. I thought they was giving me Roscoe's chicken croissant. Oh my gosh. At the end of this thing you still burn. Burning the big chicken leg they made me run with through Paris. Oh my gosh. All right, moving on to the bottom left square. It's Brady secret square. Give us a hint. Yes, hello. I would have been 94 years old but I died in 1994. I was married to the 35th President of the United States until November 22, 1923. We had a shared a birthday. Yeah, well, no, I'm just two days later. Oh, you're okay. They're 28th birthday. Sorry about that, ma'. Am. Like my dress? It's got something on it. Oh, God. Oops. You've been eating ramen Holmberg's morning sickness. All right, bottom middle square. Obama is here. That's right, President Obama. Have some respect. So shed a light on it. My apologies. I've been in charge of this bitch for the last 16 years. You guys have had no idea. And I put the old man down. You put him down? I put him down. Most human thing you could do. I'm not really Joe. That's right. Just a guy that's in a skin suit. That's right. Shut your mouth, Todd or Travis or whoever the hell you are. It's Obama's world and you're just living it. Just thought I'd let you know I'm okay with that. You got any questions? Knock you off the perch, you won't have your job anymore. And congratulations, Ian Campfield, you're back. Oh, God. Exactly how it goes. Mama's in charge. I want to thank Musk for that death tube he invented that I put Joe in back in April. In April? He's been dead for a long time. Oh my God. He's been lying in repose in my living room since Easter. Does look peaceful. He's never looked peaceful. Always looked a little creepy. Let's be honest. I didn't like him when he was vice president. I hated him when he was the dead skinned mass president A Somebody give Me a. I'm in a suit. I'm in a death suit. Shut up. Grand Rapids. Did you take care of him again? Let's go beat the corpse. Bill, we're done beating on the corpse. We like to go in there and beat up on Joe's corpse. We formed a coup. Now we just raped that body left and right. We have no feelings at all. We're horrible people. Exactly right. We're terrible people. Trump is a threat to the democracy or else else. If you don't believe it, I'll have you killed. Oh, my God. I've been doing that for 40 years. He ain't wrong. All right, moving on to the bottom right square. Our Lord and savior here is trippy. Happy birthday to you. You don't have to strip your clothes off. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Beautiful home. Look at those nipples. They're like pencil erasers. They're pierced and they've got little hooks with Holmberg's face on. Happy birthday to you. Katie. KB is gay. I don't know what you did as a little gay. No, what I did is Katie gave me business preservation. Make sure the king is happy. Okay? Butter in your bread. That's exactly right. Enjoy your paycheck. I don't want to know anything. You're in the room that creates it. On with the great game. Let's go. Who do we have? We got Trisha and Jordan from earlier. Oh, Jordan's back again. Yeah. Nice. Maybe his dog will answer this. Good luck, Trisha. You're a girl. Pick a square. Go. Sleepy Joe, Sleepy Joe. Wake me up, Wake me up before I jump. I like that song. I was the president for a little while and then I understand I'm not president anymore. Not allowed to be president. Just until, you know, still running. I just. Just. I'm gonna win in November. You're not running anymore. Oh, I'm running like Snoop Dogg? No, you didn't even run. I saw your wife out here in Paris. She ain't wearing her ring. I think he sea walked the whole way. She knows I'm dead. That's why. Okay. She knows the truth. She knows that I haven't been alive since Easter. Shut up. Obama's not here. Quiet down. I'm 35 years old. I live inside a dead skin desk. I'm confused. Regularly, you might notice that I'm 7 inches taller than I used to be. I start a new band. Started a band. Oh, well. What is called the Jojo's. I keep getting beat. I just shut up. God, let me rif him Squeal like a little pig. He squeal like a pig. Oh, my God. Let's get to your question. Germany. Get these bastards away from me. Okay. Germany was once called New Holland. Is that true or false? Do it again. I'll shove Pelosi in you. Germany. Germany was once called New Holland. Oh, say, that's probably true. That's true. It's true. Are you sure everything. Okay? Everything's true. This is very agreeable. I just very agree. Whatever you say. Whatever you say. Keep Nancy Pelosi's fist out of me. I grew up in Germany. I was a German kid. I grew up, grew up a German Nazi. Really? What? No, the Nazi party. I was one of German youth. I was a youth. Okay, you've answered your question, Trish. Very true. He's saying true. Do you agree or disagree? I agree. Incorrect. It's false. Circle gets the square. It's Australia. So I learned the phrase, only good Nazis are dead. Nuts. Okay, all right. Jordan became a Jew. I became a Jew. What? Okay, that was all of it. Jordan, pick a square. Let's do trip. Ooh, yeah. Good choice. A man picked you probably say happy birthday to hberg or else I'll sick Obama. Happy birthday to you and your nose homur. That's exactly right. That was sort of nice. I appreciate he appreciates us as well. All right, ask away. Soon to be unemployed Mo. All right. Okay. During the Cold War, the FBI built a tunnel under the Soviet embassy in D.C. is that true or false? I would imagine that they probably had some tunnels under there that they'd run the double into. Are you gonna put me in that tunnel? Shut up. Are you going the tunnel again, Joe? I don't want to live in a tunnel. I want to live for a beef. Want my life back. Shut up. It's a tunnel of love. Let me add him. Let me add him in the tunnel of love. Calm down. I wanna that corpse as hard as I can. That was a loud beef, wasn't it? That was a big effort. That's right. A special meeting. Oh, no. I'll say that that's probably true. We probably have tunnels under all the embassies. Okay. Running broads back and forth. What? Yeah. That's like my house. Yeah, he agrees with me because he's right and he is right. Yeah. All right. Circle gets the square. Trisha, you can take B boy Brady for the block, right? Yeah. You ain't gonna take B Boy Birdie for the block. Do you B Boy Give me a beat. There's a halo There's a halo. Go, Brady. Go, Brady. It's John's birthday. It's John's birthday. People are doing a transition into an elbow air flare. Wow. Oh, I think you broke something. That's right. It'll make the back spins easier. I think we got cardboard on the floor. All right, you guys can't hear the music on the phone, but the beat is tight. Hang glide. I'm getting a gold light, Brady. Yeah. All right. That's my beat. I'm gonna be a B boy, a gold medalist, and break dancing, because I can do it. Barely, but that's okay. Hey, who knows? Oh, he's doing it. I'm doing it. Well, it's called inertia. You get this momentum going in a spin, it's hard to stop. Back spin. CC spin. Windmill head spin. Okay. A metal shortage in World War I led to the modern bra to allow women to work more freely. Is that true or false? We needed women to work in the 40s because the men were off fighting. I was out there fighting. I was fighting them. Nancy. What? That's right. Oh, by the way, I think you watched me dancing. Mo, you've been served. Damn. Growing in bed. I grew up in Bed Stuy. I grew up in Bed Stuy. I was in bed. I grew up. We both grew up in Bedford's Diver scent. Couple of cholos. Why did you cheat? What? We were cholos spinning on our backs and stuff like turtles. Loped out. Jeans Loped out. Jeez. Because we're crazy. We were in a place called Chompton. Oh, gosh. I bought our snacks. That's what you're saying? I'll say. Yeah, that prob. We needed you guys in bras because you were building bombs for us. I'll say that's probably true. All right. He's saying true. Do you agree or disagree? I agree. It's true. That is correct. Let's do Snoop. Snoop Dazzle. It's time for me to go back home from perizzle. I seen so many moms here. I'm gonna kick you. Thought there's a lot of white people in America. They're so white here, they paint themselves whiter. Paint themselves. At least they know my favorite whites. My favorite whites are the mimes in Paris because they. Shut up. They never talk. Unlike the whites in America. Blabba de blabber. I didn't think you were so angry about that. It's true. I got to hang out with Andy Samberg, Martha Stewart. I'm the world's biggest sellout. Size Suzello. You heard me. I mean, you're making money, so you want to torch up with me? Yeah, I got the biggest torch in the Olympics. I don't think you're supposed to use that torch. I think I'm going to steal this torch. It's like a great big lighter in Compton. And you sponsor lighter, so that's perfect. I sponsor everything. I'm a sellout. That's true. That's true. All right. When adjusted for inflation, gasoline costs more per gallon in 1953 than in 2023. Hey, give me a beat with my round mounted Sound Bzilla over here on the. There it is. Look at him go. Take the B to the R to the A to the D. Y. All right. Round Mountain sound B rizzle and vanilla chunk. What can I pay you, dog? It's not like that, player. I say that's true. All right, Saying true, do you agree or disagree? I'm gonna disagree. Incorrect. It is true. That means X gets the square. Whoa. Y. All right, she wins. Is it over? I was going to say. All right, here we go. Dead Deadpool and Wolverine. That's for the win. For the win. All right, this weekend, I tell you right now, this weekend, it's all coming down to Deadpool and Wolverine. Isn't it exciting to have Deadpool and a gay badger fighting it out? All right, whatever noise of Wolverine might get master, I'm one of them. Yeah, I think I downloaded the wrong. Sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid earlier. Mo, I thought you already knew. No. What? He's very sarcastic. It's his charm. Mo. Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often. Oh. Ah, Commentary on society. I like what he's doing now. It's giving me half a chubby. Oh, God. God, I love the shape of a man. What I do. Being a homosexual is very difficult to hide it when you're standing next to Ryan Reynolds. Ask my wife. She's always like, here, you boner, showing again. Everyone's gonna know you're homosexual. Well, that's crazy. And when you put it in my mouth, it's a dead giveaway. Whoa, Whoa. Oh, my God. I'll just enjoy your company, mate. We should get to your question. I'm Wolverine. Get. Life expectancy in Russia is 62 years. Life expectancy in Russia is 62 years. Yeah. Nobody lives past that, I guess. So that's what they're saying. Do you agree or disagree? I mean, do you think it's true or false? No, I'm looking at you right now. At least your mom says you're pretty sarcastic. Very sarcastic, mate. For hilarious laughter. I'll say. That's true. Russians probably die pretty young, okay? What with all the Chernobyl and stuff. That's actually a smart assessment. It really is. All right, Saint True. Do you agree or disagree? I'm on Bluetooth right now. One of my swords is sticking out. Please take a seat. Look at that, mate. That's not a claw. I'd like that to go away. That looks dangerous. Oh, it's dangerous. Is made. Look out. Once you have a bite, you want another, and another and another. Next thing you know, you've got five of them in your hands. Oh. What? Sorry about that. It's my paw. All right, he's saying true. Do you agree or disagree? I disagree. That is correct. What a comeback. Down two and comes back. Totally. Very impressive. Nicely done. All right, thank you. Everybody stay there. We'll get Betty and Wireless Caller. This is a great band name. Betty and the Wireless Call is a great band. All right, that's it. We're done. You guys do whatever it is you do. It's out of control now.