Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (07-18-25)

Host & Contributors:

• John Holmberg (Host)
• Brady Bogen
• Bret Vesely
• Dick Toledo

Episode Overview: In the July 18, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Station, 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into a whirlwind of eclectic and provocative topics. The episode intertwines satirical segments, humorous banter, and controversial discussions, aiming to entertain and challenge listeners.

1. Sales Hitler Segment

[05:30]

The episode kicks off with the "Sales Hitler" segment, a satirical take on aggressive sales tactics. John Holmberg introduces "Sales Hitler," a caricature designed to motivate the sales team through exaggerated and authoritarian methods.

Notable Quotes:

• Sales Hitler (John Holmberg): "Believe, because you must believe in order to sell." (05:35)
• Bret Vesely: "93.3 KDKV in real small print. It says or else." (06:10)

Highlights:

• Humorous portrayal of a tyrannical sales manager.
• Mock announcements about sales promotions and internal company satire.
• The team jokes about unethical sales strategies, underlining the absurdity through exaggerated authority figures.

2. Obama and Big Mike

[15:45]

The conversation shifts to a fictional scenario involving former President Obama and his wife, dubbed "Big Mike." This segment blends political satire with personal anecdotes.

Notable Quotes:

• Big Mike (Brady Bogen): "I'm the healthiest president that's ever lived. We all saw that." (16:05)
• John Holmberg: "I've been beating back these Democrats. They want this Epstein, that it doesn't exist." (17:20)

Highlights:

• Light-hearted banter about political figures and personal relationships.
• Mock discussions on health and political controversies, adding a humorous twist to serious topics.
• References to real political issues presented in a satirical format.

3. Shaquille O'Neal and Brittney Griner

[25:30]

In this segment, sports personalities Shaquille O'Neal and Brittney Griner join the conversation, focusing on the WNBA All-Star Game with a comedic edge.

Notable Quotes:

• Shaquille O'Neal: "WWE action all weekend long." (26:00)
• Brittney Griner (Bret Vesely): "We're gonna hurt a girl." (27:15)

Highlights:

• Satirical commentary on women's basketball skills competitions.
• Playful jabs at the seriousness of sports contests, emphasizing entertainment over competition.
• Light-hearted interactions between the hosts and guest stars, blending sports talk with humor.

4. Rape Spray Brady

[35:20]

Brady Bogen introduces a controversial and satirical segment on "rape sprays," blending social commentary with dark humor.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen: "Rape sprays are one of them. So I've been doing some studies." (35:45)
• John Holmberg: "Ghost pepper. You know, Cory, you've been hit a few times in the face..." (37:10)

Highlights:

• Discussion on self-defense products presented in a satirical manner.
• Dark humor surrounding serious topics, aiming to provoke thought and discussion.
• Interaction with callers, blending humor with controversial subject matter.

5. Vin Diesel Segment

[45:00]

Vin Diesel makes a brief, humorous appearance, celebrating family and echoing his iconic phrases from the "Fast & Furious" franchise.

Notable Quotes:

• Vin Diesel (Dick Toledo): "We're family. This one's for Paul Walker." (45:15)
• John Holmberg: "I'm Groot. We're family." (46:30)

Highlights:

• Playful homage to Vin Diesel's character, emphasizing themes of family and camaraderie.
• Light-hearted jokes about famous movie lines, adding a nostalgic touch.

6. Jimmy Fallon Segment

[50:00]

The episode transitions to a fictional conversation with Jimmy Fallon, blending late-night show antics with the podcast's unique humor.

Notable Quotes:

• Jimmy Fallon (Brady Bogen): "I'm about to get fired from late night television..." (50:15)
• John Holmberg: "We're gonna play a game called high school yearbooks..." (51:40)

Highlights:

• Satirical take on the pressures of late-night television.
• Imaginary scenarios involving celebrity guests and humorous game segments.
• Emphasis on the chaotic and unpredictable nature of entertainment shows.

7. Lower Name Savior - Trick Re

[60:00]

In the final segment, "Lower Name Savior," Trick Re discusses the challenges within the sales department, blending workplace satire with absurd humor.

Notable Quotes:

• Trick Re (John Holmberg): "If you don't make the sales budgets, you get Das Boot." (60:30)
• Brady Bogen: "Believe. Also, I won't be into Happy birthday, by the way." (62:00)

Highlights:

• Humorous portrayal of office dynamics and management strategies.
• Absurd announcements about sales promotions and internal policies.
• Light-hearted jokes about workplace frustrations and the monotony of sales jobs.

Listener Interaction: Phone Call Segment

[65:00]

The hosts engage with listeners Lenae and Brian in a phone call segment, featuring humorous and inappropriate questions about rape sprays and quirky trivia.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg: "Are you a good looking woman? Yeah. Well then you're gonna eat this?" (65:45)
• Brady Bogen: "Cuddling can heal wounds faster. True or false?" (66:30)

Highlights:

• Interactive engagement with listeners through bizarre and provocative questions.
• blending humor with controversial topics to maintain the show's edgy tone.
• Playful debates and humorous disagreements on trivia questions.

Conclusion:

The July 18, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness is a rollercoaster of satirical segments, controversial humor, and playful interactions. John Holmberg and his team navigate through absurd scenarios, blending real-world references with exaggerated comedic elements. Notable for its fearless approach to sensitive topics and its unique brand of humor, the episode stands out as a testament to the show's commitment to entertaining and provoking its Arizona audience.

Final Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg: "Have a fantastic weekend. We'll see you on Monday." (75:00)

Tune In: For those who missed the episode, Holmberg's Morning Sickness airs weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 98 KUPD (97.9 FM), available via the 98KUPD app or www.98kupd.com.