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We work with all our distributors, so what you see on our site is what's actually available. We ship all over the country, so we're not just for Arizonans anymore. If the firearm you want is legal in your state, we can get it to a dealer for you to pick up. Sounds simple. That's why I always go to mmpguns.com the biscuit. They're real. That's a real band of human beings. And they go on stage and they. And, yeah, they go out there and they play their music and it's a real band of human beings doing human beings. No, I can't relate. I can't relate. Thriller is here and he doesn't do that. He's into bands that don't actually exist. I'm sure you were a big one for the Gorillaz. Well, they're pretty cool, though. They are kind of cool. Yeah, it was the guys from Blur. But he's going to a concert. This. He asked me a long time ago, did you think we could ever get tickets for Adu? Otto. Otto. Adu. Close enough. Ado. You got three letters wrong. Ado is. I do like Macadoo. You know it's not Macado. Magadoo. Okay, so you're going to see a Japanese lady named Adu, and she is dressed in all black. Yep. She's real or not real. Yeah, she is real. She's a silhouette. And during the concert, because I didn't know what this was either. Yeah, and then he told I'm like, where is that? Is that, like, at a small park somewhere? He goes, no, Footprint Center. I'm like, it's at the arena. Yes. And he goes, yep. It's practically sold out. Oh, Thriller. I gotta go with you to this. And it is almost sold out. And I actually was looking at good tickets for you. Like, I was gonna try to get your front row and stuff. They're like $1,200 each. Oh, yeah, it's legit. But what do you. The closer you are, the less you see. Yes, but you can. You can see the silhouette more and more. We're one of three shows in America not sold out. Is that right? It's us Duluth. What a shocker. And Baltimore. What a shocker. You think that one, though? I mean, they don't. It's too close to Boston. They don't get it. Yeah. This is Adu. Yeah. So I do. Is the one Toledo. Like, it's a live one. Yeah. And so she's silhouette. Every. Nobody else on stage is silhouetted. Yeah. No, she's completely in a cage, locked up. All wrong with you. And she screams like Yoko Ono in front of cartoons. It's awesome. I love this. Oh, my God. He wants this. But he's not alone. It's big enough to sell out the basketball arena. Palladio. That is Palladio right there. Disgusting. You were so wrong. Bring back Palladium rock. Christ. It's going to be two. I can't wait. It's gonna be awesome. This is the quiet too much. This is the quiet part. Yeah. But she's gonna do this. She was quiet. Oh, this is that DeFazio or whatever that one band we had. Yes. Yes. You're gonna see something on this show you'll never see in your life. Thank God. Yeah. So that is going on for you? Yeah, I'm excited. Especially cool if you want to see a guy in a silhouette. Literally, like 10 months for this. He's been talking about it pretty much since I've known him. Yeah. And I looked it up, and I'm like, I'm going. I'm going with you. I'm going with you. I can answer any questions you have. So Saturday, I'm going with Thriller over Joel. That's where I'm taking him to the Boom Boom Room. I might take him to the Rahu room for a little drink. Here. He's earned it. He's done a good job for us. That's more a boom boom Room stuff. I don't know what it is. Might take him to the Boom Boom. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, it is Japan. What are you going to do? Well, the Boom Boom Room isn't Japanese. No, I'm saying, like. But they do. Like those women. They do. They make beautiful babies. And she technically is in some type of blackface, but it's her whole body. Yeah, yeah. If no one can see you, it's not racist. God damn it. That's her T shirt right there. Thriller, that is an amazing. That's right up there with stuff Jefferson used to say, and he probably said that at once. 10% royalties is all I ask for. All right, well, you get it all. I'm not going to take any money off of that. That's going to come back and haunt you. All right, let's get right to it, shall. It's time for your Guadalupe Squares. Here's your host, Ado fan Corey Thriller Walsh. Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin. Top left square. We have Sales Hitler joining us. We have a problem. There is no one actually in that square right now. Really? Yeah. Sales Hitler is not there as. Oh, they're hanging posters of Hitler. Here they come. Here they come. Okay, here's. Here comes the. Sorry about that. They're on their way. I'm sorry, misunderstand. I just tried to get that right. Here they come. They're in the door there. All right. Open the door. Sales has arrived. Sorry we were late. We were hanging more posters of the fura. Posters you were hanging? That's right. Dufura posters down at the sales department to get the sales staff to believe. Brett, you saw my posters? I did. That's right. Brady. Yes. How are your sales going of late? That's fine. Are they fine? I have looked and seen a big goose egg next to your name. It's not. If there was a goose egg. If there was a goose egg next to Brady, we both know he would crack it and fry it and eat the entire goose egg. So what shall we do to get Brady motivated, eh? A little persuasive behavior. Bratwurst. Put your teeth on the curb. Make a sale. Thriller, I'm sorry, you cannot be part of sales. That's fair enough. You're an inadequate human and not part of my super inadequate. Katy. Us and Hogwarts. I also would like to announce our summer spectacular sales. It's Susan Hitler's super spectacular sales race. It's our unbelievable sales race. I'm out of checks, man. Don't do it. Everyone put the wig on. And please, Nafira, all of you. Must look like Jennifer Gardiner by the end of the day. Moynihan. Aha. Sir sales boy Steve Moynihan is here as well. Hello, Steve. Tell me, does the rest of the sales staff find Steve's numbers abhorrent? I agree. Time for Sir Moynihan to be outside a little more often making sales, or else. Are you part of my super sales race? Are you part of my super sales race? I'm sorry. We have to let you go, Guinever Cartwright. Your eyes are not blue. Oh, your skin. I'm sorry. We have to let you go, Jennifer Cartwright. The turnaround in that place is insane. It's going to be insane. Sales staff, do you agree with the dismissal of Ms. Cartwright? Yay. Of course you do. She doesn't look right for the rest of the super sales race. There's one of them stray. One of them stray. Hopefully, she's making a sale. I would like to bring on my next. This summer, I am starting an intern program. All right. The Susan Hitler sales youth program for young kids who'd like to get into radio sales. It's my youth camps. There's a commercial running, and we did not get money for it. Quiet out. Anyway, okay, that's enough of that crap right there. Here's a pen to lead. We're gonna do right in. Check. I told you, I'm out. Just gonna auto. I didn't hang pictures of Hitler down the stairs. I can point to the problem on now to the top middle square. Obama and Big Mike joining us. It's Obama and his wife, Big Mike. Yes. I mean, Michelle. Happily married. You better answer that right, bitch. Very happily married. In fact, I did her podcast just the other day, and I don't know if you guys heard the podcast, but I basically said, you know, as a young boy, you have to have men in your life. Okay. And nothing more important in my life than having a gay man in my life at one point. Did that help? I just want to say thanks for bringing that up. No, we're not talking about you right now, Michelle. We're talking about my professor, who was a very influential homosexual man. That showed me some of my ignorance and some of my shortcomings. Michelle don't have any shortcomings. No. And Michelle showed me there's nothing the word short about her. Everything on her is, well, we're happy to have you both. His name at Harvard, if you want to look him up, was. What was it, Michelle? I can't quite remember. Professor Gulp. No, that's not it. That's not the name of the professor I'm remembering. Anyway, we'll get to it later. Thanks, Big Mike. The podcast, it's two girls. One Big Mike is what we call it. I was one of the girls, Bob. And on now to the top ranks. We are President Trump. How you doing? Doing quite well, Cory, thank you. How are you doing? I'm doing all right. My veins are swollen. Cory, have you ever had that problem? I got swollen up veins. No, not yet at least. My veins are very puffy. I've got puffy veins. But that's very normal. It's a normal thing to get. You go to the doctor, Brady, we all go to the doctor and he says I don't like the look of your veins. Say I'm very healthy. I'm the healthiest president that's ever lived. We all saw that. The report came super socks on. And they did. They put some socks up. I'm very sexy now. I walk around with these thigh high socks on them. Bruises on hands. Got a couple of bruises on my hands from Melania. Been well, you know what? I'm. I just been. I've been beating back these Democrats. They want this Epstein that it doesn't exist. I don't even know what they're talking about. It's not a thing. Cory, you were on the Epstein island. Probably everybody's been there. Everybody. Come on. But I just have to say Coke will have sugar in it again and I think that'll. Great job, Mr. Most of America will be happy again if we just add in some sugar. That's what we'll do. We'll add sugar and that's not a bad thing. I don't think that's a bad thing. I think that's great. We're gonna nuke something else. We'll nuke something to get your mind off of Epstein. Who do you want, Brady? Pick a country. I'll knock em off the globe. You know, I've had my eye on for a while is that Belarus. And also a very misleading country by its name is the bulge area. I've been told I've said that wrong for Bulgaria, but I went there thinking the Bulgaria would be a fun place to play and it's not. It's very. It's. We should probably get rid of them too. The Baltics. Not a fan. Not a fan. But my veins are swollen. They look good. And so I'll tell you right now though, one thing it is my main vein still swells when I want it to. That's for sure. Exactly how it looks at your age. Congratulations. Thank you very much. You should be so lucky to have a main vein swollen like mine. I got big puffy veins, and I'll show them to you. All right, now, Big Mike has a similar situation going on. That's a big ass bean. I could be a heroin addict with this thing. This is a big ass vein. You don't even need to slap it beforehand. Big Mike on now, it's going to be a middle of square. We have Shaquille o' Neal and Brittney Griner together. That's right. It's WNBA action all weekend long. Isn't that right? Isn't that right, Shaquille? Don't wait. That's right, Brittany. Oh, hey. Brittany is right. It's WWE action all weekend long. I'm gonna be out there. Oh, we can't wait. Saturday night, the skills contest. Nobody's gonna do anything because there are no skills in the wnba. We have a layup, drills. It's gonna be amazing. And score. The layup drills. Two hand passes, 300, some bounce passing. We don't go crazy. We're gonna hurt a girl. Two hand dribbling. We're gonna have the flop shot. A lot of that to get out there and show women how to fall down. A lot of that going on. Two hand passing, overhead passes, who can kick the ball the farthest. It's gonna be amazing. Gonna do all that inbound pass contest. It's gonna be unbelievable. Brittany's gonna stand under the rim and see how many me bounds she gets off of a simple layup. Mm, mm. WNBA all star game this weekend, Indianapolis. And that dumb little white bitch Caitlin ain't gonna play. She pulled her groin. Big Mike pulled his groin. I'm sorry. You're right. That's right, her groin. There you go. I thought you pulled or I was pulling on it. And then she said, ouch. I pulled. And the next thing you know, I was in the shower and it looked like the kid from Poltergeist. Over now to the center square, we have rapes spray. Brady, what's going on here? Oh, I'm sorry. I was reading about rape sprays because I'm an aficionado. I made that point this morning. You study those? I study rape sprays for when you take a teenager across state lines. A lot of times you gotta worry about a couple of things. I'm not surprised. Rape sprays are one of them. So I've been doing some studies. A lot of people like the foam rape sprays. I don't I prefer a bear spray. Bear spray is guaranteed to get the rapist away from. Although the gel is very effective as well. Just takes a little longer. You gotta get closer. Key west, it's very popular. You get on down there to that Key west, or let's say you go over to, I don't know, Katie, K.B. you're gonna need what's called a bear spray, and that's to keep them off of you. They occasionally have bear parties, and even though it's hot, they'll come out of the woodwork. And you got bears. And you can tell because they're all in cabana clothes and it still looks like they got an outfit on underneath from all the hair. A lot of people say I look like a bear when my clothes are off. And that's what I have to worry about, is that bear rape spray. If you got any questions about rape spray, I'm your Huckleberry. Not currently, but no. I'm a rape spray expert for sure. Okay. Gotta get those Scoville units off Lehigh. That capsaicin is important there. Ghost pepper. You know, Cory, you've been hit a few times in the face by a lady who didn't or did have interest in. I'm assuming that adu's gonna go firing off some spray to that front row weirdo sister. Safe. Sure. Those fans of fish. It's not safe. It's a whole room of dudes who beat off the cartoons that wanna see it live. And I'm laughing for a reason. You're not incorrect. No, I'm not at all incorrect. There's 20,000 guys watching cartoons. Sing to em. I'll be sure to count all the ladies I see on one hand. You know who I feel most sorry for at the ADU concert is the dudes who have to mop up afterwards. Oh, yeah, that's gonna be a deal. You're gonna bust out the sweat mops for the NBA games. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a DNA mess out there. Imagine the pixelation on the Jumbotron. Those Japanese dongs. Yeah, I might rape spray myself, so I don't watch. Anyway, what's. What you got? All right. Up next here, we got the middle right square, Vin Diesel joining us. We're family. Yeah, we're family. How's your family doing? We're family. This one's for Paul Walker. We're family. Mean little group. Groot. Groot. Groot. I'm Groot. I'm Groot. Man, do you record those on the toilet? I'm Groot. We're a family. We're there for the family. Brett. Yo, I'm the Iron Giant and I did it for family. Allbirds. Morning sickness. Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? What can you P.D. holmberg's morning sickness. Oh, God. All right, now top on over to the bottom of square. Brady secret square. Give us a hint. Yes, hello. I am no longer alive. But I would hope not. I was the first US Astronaut to orbit the Earth. Then I became a senator. Born in Ohio. Oh, that's about it. He didn't do a lot of Ohio civics classes. Search there. Knock the first two out in this 15 seconds. By the way, I was the oldest man to go back to earth. You know, if you click on that boy scout William Shatner shattered. When you. When you go to the Wikipedia page to research your guy, you can click on read more than the first two lines. You'll learn a lot about them. Thanks, Twink. Over now to the bottom, middle square. Jimmy Fallon joining us. Oh, my God. I can't believe it's here. I can't believe it. How are you feeling right now? Not real safe. I don't feel. What's going on, Jimmy? Hey, Brady. What's going on? I'm about to get fired from late night television because it's that to exist. Unbelievable. They're gonna fire all of us. Like, if Stephen Colbert can't go and he's. He's beating me by double. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. You know what? We can go drinking. We should probably get out and have a couple of drinks. You know what solves everything I said just keep doing it. Anyway, today we're gonna have Stephen Colbert on He's got Nothing Else to Do. And of course, Justin Timberlake's gonna pop by. We're gonna have that. He's gonna get fired. It's gonna be awesome. We're gonna play a game called high school yearbooks where we show pictures of celebrities from high school yearbooks and then say something that was supposed to be funny, but nobody laughs. Except we go to ADU concerts. Straight stuff. Hell yeah. We'll have ADU on tonight. You won't even know she's there. Just be a guy with like in the shadow box. It'll be pretty awesome. How much longer do you think I've got if Colbert's out? Less than a month, maybe 30 days. I think Thriller's probably right. That's a good one. Oh, my God. How do you not have a late night show getting Canceled. I'll give you one menstrual cycle. Oh, my God, it's so good to see you. Give me 28 days. Thank you. That's a good way to manage time. Estrus. Okay. All right, now to end things off, bottom right square, our lower name savior. Trick Re. Hello. Yeah, I've been very busy this week. I can tell. The owners are in town. Yeah. So if we had an attic, we'd have hidden you in it. We had special guests the day off. I knew my. I knew my place, Mark. We keep them away. Good schedule all the specials go upstairs and. No, none of the guests. But did it go well, though? I didn't see any of it. Yeah. Yeah, I think it did. I think we're gonna cancel all the good shows and keep all the bad ones to save some money. Like cbs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I have a job. Then no. What? I don't know if I'd call it a job. Cory, I would call it an opportunity that doesn't include money. And then in the end of the month, you tell your landlord, here's a check for opportunity. I've signed it. And hopefully you can cash that somewhere else, but, yeah, Radio's gonna start working on opportunities. I see. Yeah. So do you want one? One? Sure. You just got yourself a raise. Whatever you made before, add in opportunity, you're welcome. It's the best. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that look like on a paycheck? It says O. Yeah. And that's it. That's it. It's a zero. Might have a line through it. Might have a line. The zero in your check. Corey, every two weeks is for opportunity. Oh, I get two, then there's two zeros. Oh, that's $100. Note to self, fire Corey. Overpaid. Okay. Yeah, okay. All right. All right. So who we got on the phone today? That's a good question. We got Lenae and Brian. Lene, are you there? Yes. Brian, are you there? Yes, I am. Lenae, I assume you're a woman. Go ahead, pick a square. I'll take center square. Brady. That's me. Brady. Hey, Lenae. You ever have the glorious moment in life where you get to turn to a stranger and hose their eyes with some sort of rape spray? No. Ah. Don't you wish you could get that opportunity? No. Thwarting rape is my favorite thing in the world to do. I go out and try. Now, that's what rape spray does. What do you mean? You're questioning the other side? Thwarting's the fun. Part. Uh huh, sure. Brady. Yeah, I might spray you in a second. I think I'll use my favorite gel streams. You can get those on sale right now at Amazon. Yeah, it's like a. It's almost fun. It's like a party for children. It's got a twist lock, a fast flip top and a twist top. You can get all sorts of kinds. Highly recommend you walk around with some of that lynae. All right, got a question for you. Are you a good looking woman? Yeah. Well then you're gonna eat this? Yeah. Cause uggos do their own kind of deterrent. Pretty ladies need a bucket of rape spray. Brady's rape spray used to be known as Brady's sauce. Super spicy. All right, go ahead. Question for you here. Cuddling can actually speed up the healing process of wounds. True or false? Cuddling can heal wounds faster. True or false? Sure can. Bring it in, Brady. A nice hug. Get it Too aggressive. Get him. Too aggressive. I'll say. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And no. All right, so you were saying False. Yeah, yeah. All right, Lenny, do you agree or disagree with. False. I disagree. Correct. X gets the square. Cuddling heals wounds. You're a little faster. So if I cut myself and just start hugging Corey, I'll get better faster? Yep. It's only if I cuddle you. Don't even think about it. Come on, come on. All right, circle gets the square. On to Brian here, make your selection. Oh, wait. X. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Let's do the secret square viol. All right, Brady, secret square. Go ahead, youngster, give a guess. John Glenn. You got it. John Glenn is correct. Congratulations, very fun audience. That one there in Italian. They get it off. Back to Lynnae here, make your choice. I'll go to Trip Reed. All righty. Yeah, that's me, Trip Reed with my brand new motivational poster program throughout the building. That was you? Yes, yes. Hitler art. That should get a fire under their bellies. Yeah, yeah. If you started to see that at your work, you would think I should probably work a little harder. How long do you give it to see if it's working? Well, not long. It's a final solution though. If it doesn't work. We're all done here. All right. Question for you, sir. Sir, you cannot die from pooping too hard. True or false. You cannot die from pooping too hard. True or false. Probably got an expert. Well, I would say if I see Brady still alive and I know there's some. Here's a recording of It. If that guy didn't die, no one does. Now, are you saying the poop is hard or my straining? I'm assuming the straining, yeah. I mean the things I've done to butts, and they still live. What? I'll say you can't die from pooping too hard. So you're saying true. Well, I'll say you can, but no one's done it yet. Oh, we got goals. Elvis died from trying to poop too hard. But he didn't actually poop. All right, so you were saying. No, no, the poop didn't kill him. The attempt did. The poison. That's right. Yeah. No, it says trying to poop. Pooping too hard means you're actually pooping. Okay, I'll say that. You can't die from that. Okay, so you are saying true. Now, Brian, do you agree or disagree? Isn't it her question? Oh, the question is, can you. Oh, Linnae. Sorry, Linnae. My bad. True or false? You cannot die from pooping too hard. Tripp says she's gonna. I'm going to dis. Yeah, I'm gonna disagree. That is correct. X gets the square. Wow. I still don't too much thought into this. Oh, boy. Ok. Worries everyone. You know why everyone poops? I read that book. Yeah, you don't want to find out you're pooping too hard and drop dead for real. Bad to Brian. This time, make your choice. Oh, yay, Dale Hitler for the block. Okay, are you all in your seats at least? What? What you talking about? You're marching over here earlier. No, no. We got to our chance earlier. We are just fine. Now. There's no reason for you to be any more inquisitive than you already are. So a few too many questions coming from you. I don't like the inquisitive types, especially the ones that look you away. Here's my new program. If you don't make the sales budgets, you get Das Boot. Imagine who in the room wrote that. All right. I don't. Stop it. That just dust. Booty is what. That is what we're shooting for. All right. Did you see my Hitler pictures in that building? I was concerned. I assumed. I didn't see it. Right. It's not Ted Lasso. No, it's Hitler. And he says believe, because you must believe in order to sell. 93.3 KDKV in real small print. It says or else. Right. Sell or else. Final Solution. That's what this is. We get the final price tags. We've got the final solution. Now get out there and sell. Now, I do have one more question for you. Okay, go ahead. All right. Lonely people tend to take shorter showers than those in relationships. True. Or lonely people take. Why are you asking me about showers? I just. You know, I was wondering if it might be a. I'm the last person you should be asking about the length of a shower. I thought you were pretty good at them. I am. I am. No, I'm committed to the idea of sales now. Oh, you changed it up. But they all must be clean. Have we cleaned the sales department? Are you all shooting? I would say that lonely people probably spend more time in the shower. Masturbating. That would be my guess. Here's the new sales manual I have written myself. Okay. It is called Mind Sales Comp. Read it. Sale. Have you all gotten a copy of mine? Sales computer jump. Good. Then why is the numbers not rising? Sorry. You're good. I digress. Gotta keep a tight ship. I get it. A tight ship indeed. All right, so you are saying true there. Now, Brian for the block, do you agree or disagree with true? Hopefully you won't mind Valia. And so, Brian, I'll be hanging up more Hitler posters throughout the building. I am going to agree with him. Hitler. Incorrect. Good Lord, do we have a win? It's a vin. Okay, good. Now I can get back downstairs. Oh, yes, that's right. Hitler for the win. Finally I get to hear the words I've been waiting for. It's time for me to go downstairs and motivate the sales staff for our one day sales promotion. It's a blitzkrieg of sales. Oh, God. I know this news blows your mind. Let's say hoop Won headline hits a win. Can we play blitzkrieg after this show? All right, make her go away. For those of you just tuning in for no reason at all, in our sales staff, there are pictures of Ted Lasso doing the Heil Hitler next to a sign that says believe. And nobody caught it. Dime store Ted Lasso also. Yeah, it's not even the real one. A picture of one of our salespeople dressed as Hitler Lasso and it's off putting and no one but me. Call it. I saw it yesterday. Okay, you didn't say anything. Damn it. Well, I kind of couldn't believe what I saw. I'm like, all right, no one brave enough has said anything yet until I noticed it. And I went down the hall to go to the bathroom, and Moynihan's down there and he says, have you always been this quick And I'm like, have you always been this slow that you see a picture of Hitler in your building and you don't say, that's Hitler? Have you seen it, Shannon? See your first thought. Hitler. Yep. I wonder if it's been removed yet. Oh, no, they don't listen to this. They hate us. Do they still have Slump Buster up? Oh, yeah. The Slump Busters are down there. Yeah. And if you do great in the Slump Buster sale, you get a Pacific Rim job tour and then you win a Cleveland steamer tour around lake. Yeah, yep. Yeah. Yep. And to protect your eyes from the sun, you get a pair of Indian goggles. They don't know anything down there. Yes. Motivation. Yeah. Shannon goes down and he makes lunch for you. It's the Dirty Sanchez. Cuz he's Max. They have no idea what's going on down there at all. Shannon's Dirty Sanchez. Shannon's Dirty Sanchez. They're going to start selling that Sell Shannon show. It's the Dirty Sanchez Promotions. They sneak up from behind and make sales. Anyway, we don't know where we work anymore. It's gotten crazy. Congratulations to whomever won that. L did. Okay, I'll hook them both up and give him something. We're done. Shall we go? Anybody doing anything? You got? I do. I got the show. You got the Rooster show this afternoon. Oh, yeah. And then you go home. Yep. That's it. You got an easy day. Yeah. All right. Thriller's good. We're chilling. Nobody else. You're not going. Oh, just so you know, too, I actually do have next week off to be on vacation. You're here Friday, though. No, I'll be gone. No, you're not. You're coming in. No, I'll be out of Cory. You'll be here on Friday. Okay. Okay, okay. Okay. Believe. Also, I won't be into Happy birthday, by the way. Oh, thank you. I won't be here Friday either. Yeah, that's right. I forgot about that. So we're both leaving. Where are you going? Flagstaff. You can be back on Friday. It's not that much. I'm gonna be walking, man. I need like a month. Oh, it's gonna take. You're walking. No, no, no. I'm not going up there hiking or anything. I need more than a month. I was just gonna say. What do you do in the woods? Just enjoying. Just like better temperatures, enjoying the food, the people just standing in it. Culinary Flagstaff. Yeah. Well, let's take that spots. They got some good beers. Okay. He just wants to cool off and Watch other people hike. Yeah, that's where it works. All right, we're done. Bring your bear spray. Yeah. Shan Man's next. Of course. Now he means it. He'll hook you up. It's 10. 10. Shannon's next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic weekend. Happy birthday, Toledo. It's Toledo's birthday on Sunday. Yes. There you go. We got your I Do Tickets if you want to head out tomorrow. I'll be in Los Angeles. Oh, bummer. Going to Chavez Ravine for the first time. Fun park. It's an ugly old park, but you'll love it. You've always said that, but I looked at it and it. It's gross. Got to be an experience. It's gross, but it's great. The park itself or just the area around it? No, the area around. It's. It's echo. Well, it's. Yeah, it's in the Chavez. Where the Hollywood bowl is kind of. No, other side of the other side. Totally different spot. Chavez is in a. Yeah, it's east la. Calm down. You shouldn't go if you haven't looked into it. But you'll see there's a police academy right next to it. I feel protected. And you do want to leave early because you're going to be stuck in that parking lot for months. Red, have you gone? No. Yeah. It's a good park, though. It's fun. Would you go? It's in. It's not in a terrible mode. Yeah. It's not in a great spot. It's not in a terrible. You're fine. We're all tacos over there. All the tacos are. Yeah, King tacos are everywhere. We're done. Shannon's next. Have a great weekend. We'll see you on Monday. Sol. It's out of control now. 98, can you PD.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Episode Summary (07-18-25)
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Episode Overview: In the July 18, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Station, 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, alongside Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delves into a whirlwind of eclectic and provocative topics. The episode intertwines satirical segments, humorous banter, and controversial discussions, aiming to entertain and challenge listeners.
[05:30]
The episode kicks off with the "Sales Hitler" segment, a satirical take on aggressive sales tactics. John Holmberg introduces "Sales Hitler," a caricature designed to motivate the sales team through exaggerated and authoritarian methods.
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[15:45]
The conversation shifts to a fictional scenario involving former President Obama and his wife, dubbed "Big Mike." This segment blends political satire with personal anecdotes.
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[25:30]
In this segment, sports personalities Shaquille O'Neal and Brittney Griner join the conversation, focusing on the WNBA All-Star Game with a comedic edge.
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[35:20]
Brady Bogen introduces a controversial and satirical segment on "rape sprays," blending social commentary with dark humor.
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[45:00]
Vin Diesel makes a brief, humorous appearance, celebrating family and echoing his iconic phrases from the "Fast & Furious" franchise.
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[50:00]
The episode transitions to a fictional conversation with Jimmy Fallon, blending late-night show antics with the podcast's unique humor.
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[60:00]
In the final segment, "Lower Name Savior," Trick Re discusses the challenges within the sales department, blending workplace satire with absurd humor.
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[65:00]
The hosts engage with listeners Lenae and Brian in a phone call segment, featuring humorous and inappropriate questions about rape sprays and quirky trivia.
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The July 18, 2025 episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness is a rollercoaster of satirical segments, controversial humor, and playful interactions. John Holmberg and his team navigate through absurd scenarios, blending real-world references with exaggerated comedic elements. Notable for its fearless approach to sensitive topics and its unique brand of humor, the episode stands out as a testament to the show's commitment to entertaining and provoking its Arizona audience.
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Tune In: For those who missed the episode, Holmberg's Morning Sickness airs weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM on 98 KUPD (97.9 FM), available via the 98KUPD app or www.98kupd.com.