Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: July 18, 2025 – "It's Stephanie Seymour's BDay Sending John Down A Time Travel Scenario Back To His 80s Self BO"
Release Date: July 25, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Station: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

Introduction

In this nostalgic and engaging episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, host John Holmberg takes listeners on a heartfelt journey back to his childhood in the 1980s. Celebrating Stephanie Seymour's birthday, Holmberg intertwines personal anecdotes, reflections on time travel, and humorous tales from his youth, all while keeping the conversation lively with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo.

Reflections on Time Travel and Perfection

John Holmberg opens the discussion by pondering the concept of time travel, expressing skepticism about its feasibility. He muses, “I talk about time travel a lot and I don't believe it can ever happen because I think if it ever did, it would be available at all times” (01:38). Holmberg delves into the philosophical aspects of perfection, stating, “Nothing exists that's perfect. Why do we have a concept of perfection and that leads to the creator conversation. We must have some sort of innate concept of that” (04:15). This contemplation sets the stage for his ensuing personal stories, linking the abstract idea of time travel to tangible memories.

Childhood Memories with Stephanie Seymour

The heart of the episode revolves around Holmberg's early encounters with future supermodel Stephanie Seymour. He reminisces about a significant moment in his childhood when Stephanie, then a young girl, visited his family home:

“She rubbed her hands through my then thick, sultry blonde California hair. 'You're gonna be so cute,' she said.” (07:45)

Holmberg recounts his infatuation, describing his awkward interactions and youthful crush:

“I remember that I had it on because I went and stared in the bathroom and any logo on it or anything on the shirt. The shirt was a Zog Sex Wax.” (13:22)

Despite his feelings, Holmberg acknowledges his inexperience, humorously noting:

“I blew it. Not like I had a... Could you imagine though, how different life might have been if I'd have stuck around there and like made a move?” (17:30)

Fashion and Style in the 80s

A significant portion of the episode delves into Holmberg's fashion choices during his youth. He vividly describes his iconic outfit, painting a picture of the 1980s aesthetic:

“Brown corduroy op shorts, socks that were blue and yellow pulled up to my knees, and a shirt the color might be like a Dr. Pepper can. It was maroon.” (10:05)

Holmberg humorously reflects on his style, admitting it was his attempt to emulate popular trends:

“I remember going to the bathroom and looking in there going, I'm never not wearing this. Evidently, this is the cutest I can be. I am adorable.” (12:50)

These reflections not only highlight the distinct fashion of the era but also underscore the universal teenage struggle with self-expression and acceptance.

Neighborhood and Friends

Holmberg shares vibrant memories of his neighborhood, particularly focusing on his interactions with friends and neighbors. He fondly recalls the local car enthusiast:

“The guy that lived next door to us on El Segundo Court had a collection of Datsun 240Z's. Sweet.” (15:10)

These stories paint a lively picture of his upbringing, illustrating the camaraderie and community spirit of his youth. Additionally, he mentions his sister's social circle, highlighting the influence of peers on his experiences:

“My sister had friends over—a couple of them were older and a couple of them were younger. They were just kind of a hot girlfriend network in the early 80s.” (09:30)

Missed Opportunities and Nostalgia

A recurring theme in the episode is Holmberg's reflection on missed opportunities and the passage of time. He wistfully considers how different choices could have altered his life's trajectory:

“If I had a time machine, I'd go back there and I'd stick my tongue in her mouth, knowing what I know now, I would get after that.” (16:45)

Despite recognizing the improbability of changing the past, Holmberg embraces the nostalgia, celebrating the memories that shaped him. His humorous lament about forgotten outfits and teenage mishaps adds a relatable charm:

“I wrote a few of them for her. And I had a guitar solo all planned out.” (14:20)

Conclusion

As the episode draws to a close, Holmberg wraps up his heartfelt tribute to Stephanie Seymour, blending humor with genuine emotion. He acknowledges the passage of time and the enduring impact of early experiences:

“Happy birthday, Stephanie. I hate it when it's your birthday because I get reminded that and little things start to kind of come back up.” (19:05)

Holmberg's Morning Sickness successfully balances personal storytelling with insightful reflections, offering listeners a nostalgic glimpse into the 1980s through the lens of John Holmberg's experiences. The episode not only honors Stephanie Seymour but also celebrates the universal journey of growing up, making it a memorable addition to Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show lineup.

Notable Quotes:

• "I talk about time travel a lot and I don't believe it can ever happen because I think if it ever did, it would be available at all times." – John Holmberg (01:38)
• "She's gonna be so cute." – Stephanie Seymour (07:45)
• "I blew it. Not like I had a..." – John Holmberg (17:30)
• "Happy birthday, Stephanie." – John Holmberg (19:05)

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