Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: 07-21-25 - *Entertainment Drill - MON - Gwyneth Paltrow Says She And Ben Affleck Liked To Tea Bag During Sex
Release Date: July 21, 2025
Introduction to Entertainment Drill
In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, hosts John Holmberg and Dick Toledo dive into a variety of entertaining and sometimes controversial topics, delivering a blend of humor, celebrity gossip, and current events. The segment, titled "Entertainment Drill," serves as the centerpiece, offering listeners a lively discussion led by the dynamic duo.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck's Personal Life
The primary focus of the episode centers around revelations from a new UNORT-authorized biography of Gwyneth Paltrow. Dick Toledo introduces the topic, highlighting a particularly intimate detail about Paltrow's relationship with Ben Affleck.
Dick Toledo [04:50]: "There's a new UNORT authorized biography of Gwyneth Paltrow where she talks about when she was dating Ben Affleck and they used to love a certain sex act."
John Holmberg humorously deciphers the insinuated act, leading to a lighthearted yet explicit discussion.
John Holmberg [05:31]: "She's Teabaggin. Gwyneth Paltrow likes love with Ben Affleck in particular. Wonder if Chris Martin agrees."
The hosts continue to riff on the topic, blending satire with pop culture references, creating a humorous atmosphere while touching on the personal lives of high-profile celebrities.
Celebrity News and Parodies
Transitioning from Gwyneth Paltrow, the conversation shifts to other celebrities and their antics. Dick Toledo mentions Jelly Roll’s guest appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, highlighting a memorable moment where Jelly Roll quips:
Dick Toledo [06:28]: "Evidently, Jelly Roll was the guest host of Jimmy Kimmel Live last week, and it was a success."
John Holmberg adds his take on the interaction, emphasizing the comedic timing of Jelly Roll’s remarks.
John Holmberg [06:39]: "During his monologue, he said, if I really suck, remember my name's Post Malone."
The hosts humorously imagine fictional song lyrics inspired by the earlier discussion about Gwyneth Paltrow, further showcasing their comedic chemistry.
Atlanta Train Station Stampede Incident
Shifting gears, Holmberg and Toledo report on a recent incident at an Atlanta train station that caused significant chaos and injuries. The conversation delves into the specifics of the event, painting a vivid picture of the dangers posed by malfunctioning escalators.
Dick Toledo [08:14]: "A stampede broke out at an Atlanta train station last week. As fans, you heard it, too. Not a trance station."
John Holmberg provides a detailed account of the incident, recounting eyewitness descriptions of the escalator malfunction that led to the stampede.
John Holmberg [09:45]: "The escalator just said, hey, I got a. I got a Ferrari engine. And just flew up the thing. Threw everybody back."
The hosts compare the incident to a previous tragic event in China, underscoring the perils of defective public infrastructure.
John Holmberg [10:00]: "Remember the lady in China a few years ago? Who the. When you step off it, it broke and she sucked in and it popped her head off."
Shannon Sharp's Lawsuit Settlement
The discussion takes a serious turn as the hosts address recent legal developments involving Shannon Sharp. Toledo reports on the settlement of a substantial rape lawsuit, though specifics remain undisclosed.
Dick Toledo [11:40]: "Shannon Sharp settled his $50 million rape lawsuit."
John Holmberg humorously navigates the sensitive topic, maintaining a balance between levity and the gravity of the news.
John Holmberg [12:03]: "The answer you need braided there is a lot. I didn't do it."
Host Updates and Conclusion
As the episode wraps up, the hosts share lighter moments about the return of their colleague, Larry, from vacation. This segment highlights the camaraderie among the team and sets a friendly tone for the conclusion.
Dick Toledo [13:24]: "Larry is home."
John Holmberg [13:26]: "Larry's back. Larry's gonna give you all the things he didn't give you last week."
The episode concludes with Holmberg affirming the show's commitment to delivering engaging and powerful content to their Arizona listeners.
John Holmberg [13:51]: "We'll see you guys tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station."
Notable Quotes:
- Dick Toledo [04:50]: "They used to love a certain sex act."
- John Holmberg [05:31]: "She's Teabaggin."
- Dick Toledo [06:28]: "Jelly Roll was the guest host of Jimmy Kimmel Live last week, and it was a success."
- John Holmberg [09:45]: "I got a Ferrari engine."
- Dick Toledo [11:40]: "Shannon Sharp settled his $50 million rape lawsuit."
- John Holmberg [13:51]: "Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station."
Conclusion
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness adeptly balances humor with current events, providing listeners with an entertaining yet informative experience. From celebrity gossip to serious news stories, the hosts maintain a dynamic and engaging dialogue, making complex topics accessible and amusing. Whether you're a regular listener or new to the show, this episode delivers a comprehensive snapshot of the vibrant discussions that define Arizona’s #1 morning radio show.
